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Another Heist at the Louvre w/ Yvette Nicole Brown · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam come from Scam, Come Rob's froll.
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  Speaker 2: Godess what's pop and Congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mostly
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  Speaker 2: aka scam God. It's back with another installment of the
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  Speaker 2: comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practice it.
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  Speaker 2: And if y'all know me what, I'm very Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 2: very excited. I'm very ready to have a good crack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still in Ireland. Crack doesn't mean what it means
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  Speaker 2: in the US. Over here, y'all they laughing. That's that's
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  Speaker 2: crack for them, not you know, the rock that with
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  Speaker 2: the lives. But today, okay, y'all know that this is
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  Speaker 2: this is a specialist, a deaconess in the congregation. This
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  Speaker 2: is not her first time being on the podcast. She
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  Speaker 2: brings me so much joy on and off screen. You
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  Speaker 2: may have seen her on hit shows like Community, The
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  Speaker 2: Eye Couple, Drake and Josh the Mayor, and honestly, so
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  Speaker 2: so much more I have to throw in there. I
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  Speaker 2: love the celebrity appearance on The Upshaws. Loved that role too.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she's looked, she's busy constantly and perhaps you've
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  Speaker 2: heard her wonderful voice on acting projects like Pound Puppies,
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  Speaker 2: Elena of avalor Or and Shape Island. She is an
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  Speaker 2: Emmy nominated act Freees. She is a caregiver and is
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  Speaker 2: educating us one episode at a time with her podcast
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  Speaker 2: Squeezed on Limonada. That Squeezed on Limonada Congregation, please get up,
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  Speaker 2: get up out of your seats, stand up in your vehicles,
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  Speaker 2: and welcome back my fab of Ventnicole Brown.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, nobody gives an intro like you. That was lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you to this. It's all true.
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  Speaker 2: You've been such an inspiration to me but also such
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  Speaker 2: a lovely mentor. So it's always great when I can
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  Speaker 2: scam me into spending an hour with me.
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  Speaker 4: My pleasure, my pleasure. Baby, how about this? I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even know this was on. Say no, if it's you,
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  Speaker 4: it's a yes. So they didn't even come and say
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  Speaker 4: do you want to do it? The knew it would
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  Speaker 4: be a yes, but they didn't tell me I was
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  Speaker 4: doing it. I was like, I opened up the calendar.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, glam today, Okay, to be fine
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  Speaker 4: my lashes, so here we are, here, we are, I
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  Speaker 4: love it.
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  Speaker 2: Just show up for this thing. I begetting those two.
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  Speaker 2: I just had one of those. I got a producer
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  Speaker 2: session for Barbershop, but I didn't audition for it. So
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  Speaker 2: they were just like, hey, I just saw it in
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  Speaker 2: my calendar, and I was like, hey, can I have
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  Speaker 2: a script bright like.
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  Speaker 3: Or anything about the character? Could I know who the
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  Speaker 3: character is? Right? It just would help me have some
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  Speaker 3: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: To know what was going on. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get that to you. But this is time work,
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  Speaker 2: and I hate it because they know it does. Because
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  Speaker 2: like when you're you know, when you're on location, it's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: what plans do you have other than your job that
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  Speaker 2: you've been kidnapped for exactly?
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  Speaker 3: And we know when you get off, Like don't they know?
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  Speaker 3: Don't they know?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Cause here we don't work past six pm, and
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  Speaker 2: then overtime is if we work at seven. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: in at five am every day, so it's so.
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  Speaker 3: You out of there by six every day, still a
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  Speaker 3: twelve our day. You ain't getting away?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah nah, but I mean the twelve you know from
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  Speaker 2: the States, like at eighteen used to be my Normswell.
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  Speaker 3: I did community. Don't talk to me about law?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, you know, how dare you? How dare
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  Speaker 4: you actually? If you can beat what we did? How
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  Speaker 4: dare you Friday every week?
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  Speaker 5: What? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I hate a Friturday. I hate a Fridayay. And we'd
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  Speaker 4: be deep in that Friday. We wouldn't getting off until
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  Speaker 4: like noon on Saturday. Like I'm like, y'all crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy floor film once and I was like, never again
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  Speaker 2: unless they paying me a ton of money because they
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  Speaker 2: be going home from work at noon is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: How you doing today? I am good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited to see what what fraud and scamming shenanigans
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  Speaker 4: in Bally who have been happening?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I like, catch me up? Catch me up girl? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: And before I catch you up, I need you to
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  Speaker 2: catch me up. So what's your relationship with scams right now?
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  Speaker 3: Do you love them? Do you hate them? Anything? The Zeitguys?
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  Speaker 3: Have you recently been scammed? Anybody?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 3: It could be literally anything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I found out I've been scammed today or someone's
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  Speaker 4: trying to use my name this scam. I'm glad we're
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  Speaker 4: having this conversation. Someone put my picture, my name, and
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  Speaker 4: some other random stuff along with Gmail and they're sending
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  Speaker 4: people messages as me and I know it's going end
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  Speaker 4: up with them asking for some money, So if you
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  Speaker 4: get an email for me randomly, it is not for me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't ask my fans for money. I don't ask
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  Speaker 4: my friends for money. So if anybody's reaching out going
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  Speaker 4: I got this great opportunity for you, it is not me.
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  Speaker 4: So that scam I found out about yesterday and I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna go in and take the screenshots. What I got
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  Speaker 4: an IP address, I didn't found it, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: go and start me a little police report.
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  Speaker 3: I know that's right. I believe in suing. I believe
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  Speaker 3: my good name all I got.
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  Speaker 4: I don't ask people for money. I never asked people
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  Speaker 4: for money, So somebody's asking for money under my name,
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  Speaker 4: it ain't me.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're also not the greatest person to
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  Speaker 2: choose for that scam because you are constantly booked, Like
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't believe it was you asking me for money anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I like I turned out to be like actually can
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  Speaker 3: I can I hold?
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  Speaker 4: But it also too is everybody's always asking like they
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  Speaker 4: got some new money making scheme, Like I don't even
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  Speaker 4: ask people in regards to money. I don't offer opportunities.
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  Speaker 4: If you just give me twenty dollars I got, I
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  Speaker 4: don't do that. So if it's a money, if it
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  Speaker 4: has anything to do with money, it's not for me.
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  Speaker 4: And also too, let me say this, it is it
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  Speaker 4: is tight out here, so I can understand what somebody
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  Speaker 4: could think somebody needs. But I'm telling you I will
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  Speaker 4: get a job. I'll go to McDonald's and be on
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  Speaker 4: fries before I ask anybody for money.
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  Speaker 2: So just no, same, the same. Once I was like
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  Speaker 2: in between jobs. It was only for a few weeks,
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  Speaker 2: but I just I don't know. I guess I really
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  Speaker 2: am a workaholic. But I saw sign a chick Fila
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  Speaker 2: said we're hiring, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, I was like, what you do? You do
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  Speaker 3: have that in you?
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  Speaker 4: Because I think we talked one day. We were talking
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  Speaker 4: one day and I was you were talking about something.
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  Speaker 4: I said, girl, don't nobody worry about you and work.
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  Speaker 4: If don't nobody work, it's you. You, You got my gene.
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  Speaker 4: You We will work.
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  Speaker 3: We will work.
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  Speaker 2: So I will be employed. Okay, Well I am not
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  Speaker 2: too proud. Clock out show done that before.
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  Speaker 3: We'll do it again. We'll do it again. We'll do
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  Speaker 3: it again, God willing.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have to go back there. But you know,
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  Speaker 2: but but will if we have to, will if we
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  Speaker 2: have to. Ain't no, ain't no shame in a hard
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  Speaker 2: day's work at all. And you just reminded me that, like,
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  Speaker 2: there's another phishing scam that's happening, and it just happened
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  Speaker 2: to me recently. I posted it on scam, got a
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  Speaker 2: incent on my page, but I wanted to give you guys,
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  Speaker 2: like an update into it. Somehow these people got my
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  Speaker 2: phone number, which is not listed and it's not the
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  Speaker 2: one that you can google, like please, Like there was
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  Speaker 2: a lot of I moved since like my I got
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  Speaker 2: docs and everything, so like none of that stuff is
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  Speaker 2: the same. But they somehow got my real number and
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  Speaker 2: they texted me this long, menacing text about how they
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  Speaker 2: had my nudes and I don't have nudes. So this
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  Speaker 2: is how I was already like, there's no nude photo.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted you right exactly. So wait, okay, I found it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna read it to you. So they say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: miss Lacy.
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  Speaker 4: Now, first, first of all, first of all, we already
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  Speaker 4: out you already lost me, he miss girl, Like, no,
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  Speaker 4: be serious, right, if we don't want to rob me
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  Speaker 4: Beasts series.
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  Speaker 3: I heard a rap song recently that was so funny.
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  Speaker 3: It was like if if.
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  Speaker 2: You out here getting money, put a hand in the
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  Speaker 2: air or something like that. And it was like, if
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  Speaker 2: you out here getting money, put your other hand up,
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  Speaker 2: now give it to me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what what?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? I wish I had the lyrics correct because it's
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  Speaker 2: actually very funny because it rhymed, but it was so
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  Speaker 2: funny to me. I was like, not not me being
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  Speaker 2: robbed by this song. But it says, hey, miss Burrol,
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  Speaker 2: miss Lacy poo, I texted you on what sapp and
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  Speaker 2: you never replied. I'm reading it grammatically as it says,
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  Speaker 2: let me just go straight to the point. And why
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  Speaker 2: it got the annoyed emoji with the I row, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like you annoyed with me?
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to rob me? How you trying to scam me?
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  Speaker 3: Stop it?
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  Speaker 2: This is how we know the workplace, Like everybody is
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  Speaker 2: exhausted out here, even the criminals, like, oh hello God,
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to rob you. Like, how are you giving
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  Speaker 2: me an attitude? You're trying to rob me?
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  Speaker 3: So it says, let's get straight to the point. I roll.
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  Speaker 2: A new picture of yours was leaked while you booked
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  Speaker 2: me as a massage and l e s partner. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what that is, and I won't hesitate to
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  Speaker 2: post them all if you refuse to comply with me.
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  Speaker 2: Three exclamation points. Now you might have had something, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I love a good massage. Okay, I'm getting one tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I travel the world and I get a massage everywhere
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  Speaker 2: I go. That's that's my tourism. I don't need to
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  Speaker 2: see the mountain. I saw that on the table.
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  Speaker 4: You see a table on some of that coconutor one
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  Speaker 4: that's rright my head.
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  Speaker 3: Through the table.
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  Speaker 2: So he says, you're a celebrity, and I have nothing
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  Speaker 2: to lose loops out of this, not lose loose. And
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  Speaker 2: then we got a space and there's some ellipses, and
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  Speaker 2: then another space because you know that's how e lipses work,
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  Speaker 2: and it says you're the one with the image and
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  Speaker 2: good reputation, not me. You have a couple hours to
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  Speaker 2: reply to my man, and got a couple hours, Scott,
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  Speaker 2: you have a couple hours.
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  Speaker 3: A couple outs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we couldn't have run the store a spell check
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  Speaker 2: or the red lines were dancing under.
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  Speaker 3: This hated typo. Gone, it's all.
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  Speaker 2: Typos, and that's a great way to spot a scam, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: like a professional company. Is I gonna send you an
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  Speaker 2: email from like a regular web account would get riddled
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  Speaker 2: with typos? Right, So it says you have a couple
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  Speaker 2: hours to reply to my message, or I just posted
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  Speaker 2: on every social media I repeat, you have the image
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  Speaker 2: space exclamation point, explanation point, I have nothing to loose,
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  Speaker 2: oh lose was beating his ass? Beatt Then they send
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  Speaker 2: me a screenshot of my Instagram page. Then it says
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  Speaker 2: I will start to d I will start from d
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  Speaker 2: M your followers and sharing those news to them.
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  Speaker 3: Space three exclamation How you're gonna do that?
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  Speaker 5: Though?
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  Speaker 4: If you're not in my account? How you DM and
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  Speaker 4: anybody as me? If you're not in the account.
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  Speaker 2: Then they got a video of me saying, uh, this
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  Speaker 2: is you not gonna lie?
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  Speaker 3: You have a sexy body. This is a video that
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  Speaker 3: I posted on my Instagram story years ago. But like
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  Speaker 3: still what?
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  Speaker 2: And so then it says I don't respond right and
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  Speaker 2: I have my Raver receipts on. So I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if you know it's me or not.
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  Speaker 2: And so I said, yo, ma'am, now I get it.
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  Speaker 2: You don't care right, and literally nothing after that, and
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh, well it should be up right now. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have anything to put up I know.
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  Speaker 4: But listen with AI, we all got something to put
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  Speaker 4: up right. That's what I'm saying, y'all counting fingers. All
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying, though, is make sure she she's delicious and buttery.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't got no news, but if you're gonna make
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  Speaker 4: we'll make it. Get halle Berry and somebody put it
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  Speaker 4: in my head on her some more work, give me,
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  Speaker 4: give me, give me Meg the Stallion.
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  Speaker 3: Put my head on Meg this guy, and I happily
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  Speaker 3: say that is my news. I was like, I'm so ashamed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so ashamed that my buttocks is for the world
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  Speaker 4: is looking at the boobs and they Meg's boobs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like reposting a photo like I know y'all saw this,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm so shamed, so please like a subscribe for
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  Speaker 2: my pain. Literally, But these kind of fishing scams, they're
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  Speaker 2: trying everything these days, anything and everything, and no matter
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  Speaker 2: if you are working in entertainment or some type of
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  Speaker 2: public figure, it doesn't matter because now we all have
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  Speaker 2: social media to the point where all of our information
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  Speaker 2: is out there. Everybody want to be the main character.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Everybody want to go viral. So everybody put in their
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: business out every single day. So this can be done
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: to any person. It doesn't matter what your station is.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: So we all know the nurses love to dance next
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  Speaker 2: to their patients. Coding and then losing the job just
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: the quickest way to lose your job. Oh my gosh,
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: into the historic couldwing. Did you hear about that that
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: socstitute teacher in Mississippi who got fired after her first
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  Speaker 2: day because she was videotaping the kids.
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  Speaker 3: No, why why? She was doing a Day in the
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  Speaker 3: life with the faces of the babies.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and she like filming herself walking in and out
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  Speaker 2: the classroom. And I saw one TikTok that made me
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  Speaker 2: laugh so hard. That was like when people film a
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: day in the life and they had an extra phone,
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: so it's like you see them setting up the camera
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: when they get out of the car to get back
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  Speaker 2: in the car and.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of the car, like did you do yo?
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  Speaker 4: Did you see the lady who had promptly lost her job?
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  Speaker 4: We did a day in life going into the airport, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: with the codes, putting codes in to open up the
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  Speaker 4: change drawers.
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  Speaker 3: It was literally a how to how Rob? How rob? Airport?
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  Speaker 4: Where you come out, where you get your money, the
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  Speaker 4: route you take, the door you go into, the security guard,
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  Speaker 4: your name badge, your security badge. It was everything, and
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: she crying, I didn't lost my girl.
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  Speaker 3: Please. I wanted to fire you. I didn't even hire you,
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  Speaker 3: and I wanted to fire you. Right, we got to
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  Speaker 3: hear about it here.
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  Speaker 4: You are a national security already risk a mess, just
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  Speaker 4: a mess.
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  Speaker 3: A day and the life at the CIA. So first
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: I start with like, what do you what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Day in the life at the bank, when I get
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  Speaker 4: out the thousands, this is the code, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: This is how much money we keep on hand.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: This is how much money we give to And we
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: do these pickups as six o three sharp every day
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  Speaker 2: every day.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: That's when the Brinks truck comes. His name is Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get ready with me, And Tony loves to drive
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  Speaker 2: on Root six and he always uses the restroom out
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  Speaker 2: of seven eleven along the way and.
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  Speaker 3: He leaves the he leaves the truck open and running.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do it. Don't do it, open and running. Is grady.
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  Speaker 6: Like.
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  Speaker 2: He was a how to robbery and speaking of robbery, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that is the theme today. That was your segue. You
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  Speaker 2: brought that up.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you event.
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  Speaker 2: That is the theme of the show today because we
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  Speaker 2: are getting into the long anticipated y'all have really hit
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  Speaker 2: me up about this, and you knew I was going
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  Speaker 2: to do it because I was literally I was reading
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  Speaker 2: this news article and I think a little drool fell.
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  Speaker 3: Out of my mouth, like I was like, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: So we are talking about the most recent caper that
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  Speaker 2: took place at the famous La Cree Museum in Dali. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so four people with a ladder and a dream, that's
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  Speaker 2: right and power tools broke into the world's most visited
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  Speaker 2: museum in broad daylight. We're escaping on scooters with French
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  Speaker 2: Crown jewels worth more than one hundred million dollars. So,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, shout out to the broad daylight of
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  Speaker 2: it all.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's bowl, that's that's ballsy scar.
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  Speaker 4: Car.
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  Speaker 2: The loof has been having some financial struggles as of late,
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  Speaker 2: and they don't really have the amount of security that
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  Speaker 2: they need. Only seventy five percent of the louve actually
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  Speaker 2: has security cameras. And it made me think when I
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  Speaker 2: saw this heist. I was like, why did nobody think
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  Speaker 2: to rob them sooner? And I think it really is
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  Speaker 2: because of all the Oceans movies, Like I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if the louver was like, let's support these movies, so
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  Speaker 2: people really think they got a cat dance around lasers
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  Speaker 2: and lights and you know, come in from the ceiling.
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  Speaker 3: Let's make it look.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: So hard to rob a museum and then maybe people
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: will just believe it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: I mean listen, when I saw them pouring soup on
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: the mona Lisa, I thought they don't have enough security.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Get did you get up there with girl and to
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: tomato soup?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Own her? What did you do that?
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Ain't protected with little plexiglass? But still I don't think
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: you should get that closed.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Lisa was sitting there like what the hell are She's
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: like what And Lisa, Lisa wasn't even that girl back
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: in the day. The whole reason that she became the
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: girl was because she was stolen herself by the person
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: who installed the protect like the framing for her.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Originally, he stole.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Her because they made a replica, because he knew he
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: knew how to get up in there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he put her up in there, so you
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: know how to get her out.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: And she about the size of a postage stamp. You
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: really could put it under your arm and going out
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: of there. She's a lady, underwhelming, tiny lady. I was
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: shocked the first time I saw her.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's how pig Shere is yeah thing
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: and people are waiting in line and droves like crowding
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: around it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I remember I have a picture in front of it,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: and I was very unimpressed.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: It was like I just thought, because she looks larger
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: than life when you see her. Do you know, as
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: we talk about this, this the scamming, of the fraud,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: of the taking of the jewels, did you hear that
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: they left one behind and you dropped the crowd. I
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: don't know if they dropped it or they left it,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: because you know they say that one's cursed. That would
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: be saying the Regent diamond is cursed. And they didn't
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: take that one. That's the one they didn't take. I'm
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: that's what I'm talking about. That the one they said
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: they treat that like Danda bell doll. They say, not
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: on our watch, we right, hein't gonna be in my
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: bag when I'll kill over and die and I.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Know that's right, because there's so many. It's just like
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of weird deaths around the region. Diamond like
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: obviously you know Queen Anson that she got her head,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Kurt chopped, Napoleon had his sword, he got exiled. They
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: sawer back.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: The Indian enslaved Indian man who found it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Put it in his leg, like he cut a hold
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: of his leg and put it in his leg and
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: smuggled it on a boat and tried to bribe the
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: caption of this boat this Englishman for his freedom. He
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: was like, if you like give me my freedom, I'll
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: give you half the cut on this diamond. And of
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: course the Englishman was like yeah, for sure, for sure,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: and then just killed him and kept the diamond.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cursed. That's curse right there, that's the curse
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Yep, that was the person that was stolen from this
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Indian man who found it in his own country's minds
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: while he.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Was being enslave. Don't do it, so don't do it,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: That's what.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Somebody somebody on TikTok was like, I love the heiser
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: back and I really want to make requests.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Can we hit the British Museum next, and I was like, Yau,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: they got a lot of African stuff up in there,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: They got a lot of stuff.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: They just look at what we stole, and I love
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: that they think they colonizers, think that, like the presentation
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: of it all takes away from how awful, you know
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: what it is to acquire it was, you know what
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, Like how they stole it from people, how
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: they murdered people. How the sun never sets on the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: British Empire means we literally broke into everybody's crib and
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: just claimed it and killed it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: We wanted to take what we wanted to take to robbers.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Y'all get that cherry pickerback together, and y'all head all
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: over the UK because we need a favor, we need
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: a face.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Don't get our shape back. I'm tired of the museums, Like,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: look at what we know.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: We put a light on it, we put it in
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: a little box, so it's ours now.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Oh lord.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: So the highest four thieves, dressed in yellow and orange
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: safety vests disguised as construction workers a arrived at the
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Lucree Museum in Paris at nine thirty a m On
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: October nineteenth, shortly after the museum opened into visitors. Now,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I do want to say you can get anything accomplished
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: with a construction vest, a clipboard, or even just carrying
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: a ladder.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yep, I'm not who's gonna question you, who gonna check
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: your body? I ain't got time for that. I'm here
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: to see the lady. I don't have time to see
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: where you're going.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Which exactly I've literally done it myself.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Like when we were shooting Scam Goddess for Hulu, we
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: had permits to shoot on the sidewalk. We did not
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: have permis to shoot on the specific street, but we
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: needed to get a shot of me getting out of
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: And I was so.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Worried about my crew like getting hit by cars, that
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I was about to get hit by a car. Chill
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: A story for another day. But so me and one
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: of my producers were like, let's go to Walmart tonight
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: and get some this. And so we went and we
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: got reflective vests and we gave them to the crew
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: and then they would just put their hand up and
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: stop traffic.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: And we would shoot and people would stop.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: See what I mean, getting off from my street to
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: help me with my parking over here, I'm gonna get
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: a vest.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I gotta track the cone in the back of my car.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: And so what I do? What do you do with
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: the scams? You know, what you take a fraud? What
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: do you do with the car in your trunk? What
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: do you do?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: When I was parking all the lot of Paramount shooting night, Carly,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: if we went out for lunch, because we would have
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: an hour lunch, we went out to lunch like you know,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: and drove because it was a large mine basically, so
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: if we drove, you know, to large Mound village, my
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: parking spot would always be taken and I would always
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: have a good spot because I would get there really
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: early in the morning. So eventually I just took one
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: of the traffic cones that I saw holding somebody else's
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: spot and I put it in my trunk. So then
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: when I would back out, I would take it out
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: of my trunk and I would put it in the
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: spot that I was in.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: And then I'll come to you.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Did you did you just admit that to theft and fraud?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You just admitted to theft and the fraud was enough,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: But you didn't just told it. I thought you bought
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: the cone. You didn't stole the cone.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Now I'm just brawing it because Paramount gonna give me
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: another job and then I'm gonna bring it back. I'm
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: just manifested for when I'm back on that lot and
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: then send your letters of shock and off to Miss Lacey,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to Miss Lacy Queen.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: No, it's just they're amount gonna book me again and.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Then they can bring it back and we're besties. I
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: was like, can I borrow this? And their para was
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: like go off the tower was like take it. It
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, it works, it works. So so they
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: arrived at the museum at nine thirty in the morning.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So these robbers didn't even do this early. They slept in.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: They probably had a nice little.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Quassam little brain. Some of the one of the crapes
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: that got a crape as they walked Hough definitely got
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: a crape, you know.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Cheese, and they were they were fed, they were ready,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: they were energized. So the Live is the largest museum
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: in the world. It gets more than eight million visitors
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: a year and has about thirty five thousand works of
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: art on display at any given time, including some of
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the most iconic works in Western Cannon. Even if you
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: don't know art, you know them Onna Lisa, like we
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: were saying before, and the Venus de Milo and the
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Winged Victory, Like, even if you don't know the names
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: of these, you've seen the iconic pieces of art. And
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: we talked about how Mona Lisa got her famme because
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Mona was just one of the girls on the wall
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and then she got stolen and then you know, she
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: became that girl.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: That girl.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: So the burglars used a vehicle mounted mechanical lift to
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: get into the Gallery of Apollo via a balcony close
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: to the scene river, the scene of the crime.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: So they left behind their ladder leading up to the
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: first floor window.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Now this ladder kind of looks to me like a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: cherry picker. It's like a long ladder that extended up
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: to the second floor balcony. And then they rode in
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: this little box all the way up the ladder to
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the balcony. They got to the balcony, and then they
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: used their electronics schools. Yeah, so like basically almost like
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: a cartoon, cut a hole in the glass and climb through.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Wow, and all this is happening in daylight, so no
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: one's even watching from this side. So no one's protecting
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: the perimeter of the museum at all.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Basically, Well, so you remember they're a little understaffed, right
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: and there's no entrance right here, so they're not thinking
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: that somebody is gonna come over with a cherry picker
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: basically and.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Just pull up to the joint, which it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Just feels the picture I'm looking at it looks very sparse,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: and I guess this is why they chose this area
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: because it doesn't seem like it's about a foot traffic
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: and I'm just thinking to pull up some piece of
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: machinery that large without a permit.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Or of whether they had the vests. They did have
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: the vests.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: The vest was the pertment. Yeah, you're right, let me stop.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: You're right they had the list, they had the vests,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: because otherwise why would you had that be the cones?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: They got the cones. They went to Paramount. I got
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: three cones, so they're ready to go. They ready to go.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Not I'm many it, Okay, I did provide a few cones.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what the cones before I actually sell
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the cones that I steal.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that they were going to use them
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: for robbery.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: No, so this is after the police have kind of
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: sequestered the scene, but you can see even now that
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: there's not like a lot of people there. And I
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: actually caught a few videos on TikTok of people who
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: were there at the scene of the crime and had
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: no idea. They were taking videos of the scene and
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: being like, I'm in Paris, It's so beautiful. And as
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: they passed this part of the loof, you can see
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: the cherry pickers sitting up there, and this is before
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: the police car's are the tape, so they didn't even
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: realize they're filming a robbery being taken place. And this
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: is first hand knowledge that I have because my showrunner
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: right now, he took his two daughters to go to
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Paris the weekend that this happened.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And then the cuses little black girls, Gotta love them
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And they got up to the building, they had their tickets,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and everybody there was being so hush hushed about what happened.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: So they were like, hey, we have our tickets, and
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: they're like the museum's closed, and they're like what, No,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: it says it's open, and they're like, yeah, no, all
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: it's closed, and would not tell them why and so
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: they had to get online before they understood that a
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: robbery had taken place. So they were so shook and
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: embarrassed they weren't telling people why they couldn't code.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: To the louver on that Sunday.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Wow, I'd be so upset if I came all the
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: way to go see the louver and then find out
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I can't get in because somebody and use a cherry
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: picker steel stuff.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: And like they were, they were so excited to see
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: them Mona Lisa. But there you know, my showrunners trying
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: to be like, but you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Have an even cooler story. You were here when it
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: got wrong, right, That's true. Very few people can say that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: M hmmm. So they got through the window, like I said,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: using a disc.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Cutter, and then they then threatened the card the guards
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: with the disc cutters who evacuated the museum and cut
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: through the glass of two display cases containing jewels. So
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: they got in with their circular sauce. And then the
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: security was like, oh.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Wait, no, no, no, no, send your letters.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: We eat listeners of scam goddess. Send your letters.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And like swiper swiping, and they were like we're gonna
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: cut you out with.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: These, and they were like, okay, we we we we
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: we bye. You gotta get.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Close enough to get in with the saws. This is
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: not a chain, so it's guns.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: That's not good either. Somebody needs to have a weapon.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I love this for them. This is how robbery should go. Like, look,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: if you up on me, you up on me. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: would rather not get hurt and leave with my life.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not dying. You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: We talking about you, right, You're right. I will die
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: for these shining rocks. I want it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I won't even shine for mine. If I had some
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: valuables in this house, which I do not, I wouldn't
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: die for them.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Ye, I ain't never seen the valuable. Think about y'all.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: This from Macy's gonna take it right. You can hear
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: the costume of the costume. Jewelry department is where I
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: get my jewels, gone five dollars. I've never owned nothing real.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I've never owned anything real because don't see the point.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: First of all, people might assume that it is real
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: because I have it on me, So why who am I?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: My wedding ring is real? Allegendly I'm lying. I literally
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: wear a copious amounts of designer ship. I don't, I don't.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I mean I got them.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I have some designer stuff from back in the day.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm getting more practical. Okay, I haven't been in a
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Chanel store in a few years.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I have never been in a Chanel store. Okay never.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Louise Louis and Gucci had me in trouble one time.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I went for my mom. Okay, yeah, so yeah, you
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: gotta I got you. Gotta let it go. I let
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: all that luxury.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: No, I'm letting go because I got classic bags too.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: So I was like, I can wait forever around wasting
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: money on hers. I'm trying to get it for free.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to work hard enough. The people start giving
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: me everything.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Because somebody give me had somebody give me a Louis
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: the time, Come on, Louis, I'm literally but you know,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: iconography is what it is.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And then like once I started really studying leather and
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, Coach makes some of the best quality
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: leather bags out.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: They always always have back in the day, they would
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: repair your coach back for the life of the coach bag.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: You send that sucker in because it had little scuff
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: or something. They would make that thing buttery and send
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: it right on back to you. Remember we cared about quality.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: That's so difficult for me now when I see like
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: younger generations thrifting like the vintage don't hit like the
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: vintage used to hit, because people used to really make
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: pieces with so much integrity that like a vintage piece
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: would have such great quality. Nowadays they waiting for you
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: to let it disintegrate in the ocean. So there's only
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: worth one way in half a watch.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. You ain't told no, lie, I.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Know it's painful. I love, I love, I love clothes
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: and shoes persons. But anyways, besides the point, we're back
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: to the jewels. Yes, So they take these saws and
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: they start cutting through this glass that contains these jewels,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: and we have a shaky phone video of the heightst lopnow,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: funk camera metic. I wish you could have gotten a
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: little more steady, but we'll take shaky. We know you
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: were scared. You don't want to get circular sawed. That's fair, okay.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: So these are the construction worker robbers getting to work.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: They're very call they really are They look like they
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: cut glass every day.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a case her. Two of them might have
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: got caught already, what I heard.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So the thieves were inside for four minutes and
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: made their escape on two motor Sco scooters. Excuse me
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: waiting outside at nine thirty eight am. Remember they got
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: there at nine thirty. Let's talk about question.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: That's a quick that's a quick heist. That's so.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: That is an Ocean's fifteen version of heights. Get anythid out.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: They rode along the scene and they disappeared. They got
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: away with eight pieces of crown jewels from the eighteen hundreds,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: which once belonged to French rulers, including Napoleon Third's wife,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Empress Eugenia. So they took the jeweled headbands, necklaces, earrings,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: and brooches worth about one hundred and two million dollars.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: They also took Eugenia's crown, but they dropped it on
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the way out, That's what I was talking about. But
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: they did leave the Regent diamond that you were talking about.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I think one because of the curtis and also because
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: it's a sixty million dollars diamond that you would have
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to cut so much for it not to be recognizable
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: on the black market. Otherwise, yeah, it's not worth the trouble.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: The rest of these pieces, people either suspected that, at
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: least what I've been seeing, which I kind of agree
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: with these theories that these four robbers either already had
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a billionaire who had a list of the things that
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: they wanted for their private collection, so this was just
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: them running to the store and picking it up, or.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: They were taking pieces that they could easily like.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Break down and sell the diamonds after just reshaping them
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: a little bit because they weren't too aggressive of a size.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: And you're saying, display, you mean you think that there
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: could people think that there could be a billionaire that
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: wants to put a crown somewhere in his house under
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: glass and then what explained to people that how was
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: he going to explain anybody where he got it?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: He just wanted to collect it. This is the sociopathy
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: of being a billionaire.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, you have more money than what you know
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: how to do with and so maybe only two people
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: would ever see that, you know what I mean, But
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: you stole it, you know, you stole It's like you're
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: not a murderer, but you are like a thief of
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: high end things. Absolutely, that's how you get your kicks
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: on Russe sixty six six.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: So, but it's either one and so.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: People are hoping that it is somebody a financier who
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: wanted these things illegally, because at least then the jewels
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: are more likely to be intact in they're historic state.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But if they just really came in to get the bag,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: then this stuff is probably already melted down and.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: It's already gone. It's already changed into whatever it needs
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: to be for them, right. I hope it folks this
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: way to me.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I never know, but I wanna y'all stole it anyway
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: give it back. So the gang tried to set fire
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: to their ladder vehicles so they could destroy the evidence,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: but were stopped by museum staff member. Police later found
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: power tools, a blowtorch, gasoline, gloves, a walkie talkie, and
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: a blanket at the scene. No one was injured during
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the incident. I think it is so funny that there
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: is a museum staff member who saw these people.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: It was like, hey, hey, don't set the truck off. Fight,
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: have a good day, and like you you literally caught
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: the robbers.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: He was like, don't pay me enough.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, listen, I get it. And if they and
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: if they have no weapon, they can't protect themselves. And
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: they don't know what these people coming to do, right
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: They tell you, They tell you if you try and
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: people trying to steal stuff from Target to Walmart, they're
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: gonna let them go.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Don't risk your life.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Target builds cases against people, fair warning.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: If you're stealing from Targeting, you think you're getting away
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: with it, at least switch up the stores. I mean,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: that's not what I said. Stop and don't.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know which helps either, because I think that
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I think they might be sharing the Yeah, I think
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: they share an info of the of the people.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Targets were like the police stations like in the seventies,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: where like you could do a you could do a
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: crime and then just do a case state and nobody knew.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: If the targets are starting to share it from mit, y'all,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: it's a wrap. But I'm telling you, so they got
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: you on a felony charge. They'll let you steal enough
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: to where they can really press charges and they're not getting.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Away with it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: People think that care, just the one facing you when
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: you're doing the checkout. The self checkout. They got cameras
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: over the self checkout. So even if it looks like
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: you scanning everything in the camera in front of you,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: if you're doing that little scan, the above one can
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: see if you scanning everything in it before going that bag.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: I'll be watching them YouTube videos. They tell everything.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they really do. It's it's harder to steal these days, guys.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I told you all about how up said I got
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: when I had I couldn't steal bags from pavilions no more. Now, Look,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I was buying the food. I wasn't putting an apple
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: tag on a steak, but I thought I should at
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: least get a free ten cent bag. Okay, I'm bringing
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: up my own groceries. I work here, I'm getting my wages.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And now they got like a little bag overlord. So
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: you gotta put in how many bags you want, and
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: then the bag overlord comes over and she started counting
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: out the bags. Yeah, is wonderful. I was in Canada
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: recently and I got charged two dollars for a bag. Oh,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: it's one euro here, and the euro is stronger than
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: the dollars, so that's one dollar a ten.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: That's not good. I don't like it. I don't I
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: got my little disposable bags.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I'll be walking around trying to be as green as
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: the grass because they don't play rabab run. So we
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: got the one museum employee who caught the robbers was
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: just like no I sown. But then they got away right.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: So after the theft, museum director Lawrence de Call appeared
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: before the French government to address questions from lawmakers and
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: acknowledge the museum's surveillance system isn't as solid as it
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: could be. You think lawns part of the building was
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: not adequately covered by external cameras at the same time
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: of the theft she set so some rooms at the
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Louver are not completely protected by video surveillance systems as
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I spoke to before, including the Sully Wing, which is
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: only forty percent covered by security cameras, and the Richelo Wing,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: which is only covered twenty five percent.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I can't just kill it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I have a question, why would they release this information?
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Why would they tell people that it's only twenty where
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: it's twenty and when it's where it's forty five, Because
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: you're basically just telling everybody this is where you come
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: to get your items.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's given that airport lady who were the class.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: It's given inside job to me because I'm thinking these
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: jewels are probably you know insured, yea, and if the
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: louver is having some financial problems, which is what easier
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: way to get an influx of money than to have
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: something stolen exactly, And.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Then also allegedly I'm allegedly allegedly, these are all theories
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I got. You see, I got my aluminum foil hat
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: on series. My other aluminum soil theory is like hearkening
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: back to like the Mona Lisa when it was stolen
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: obviously became super famous that everybody wanted to see.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: It when it came back.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: But now we have these like in depth descriptions of
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: these pieces. People are now more interested in these pieces.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: They're more interested in the Poleonic era. When they get
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: them back, the world's gonna be lining up. Yeah, I see, Yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: that's that's tenfoilly. But I'll take it. It feels right,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: It feels right. They were like we overdue for a
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: new Mona Lisa. Okay, they kind of get tied and
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Of people talking about the museum, you know, and if again,
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: if they're going through some financial difficulties, what better way
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: to get people coming in to you know, see the
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: scene of the crime or you know.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, if I lived in France, I don't know,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I might buy me a construction jacket and go in
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: there and have a photo shoot for you for the kicks.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: All right, I don't think anybody would a little yellow
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: vest getting back in the loving time.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I'm up in my backpack and then I take it
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: all right. When I got to the dudes like what's up?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: And then they tackle you to the ground because they
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: are looking for anyone. And then they watched this episode
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: to find out you'd be stealing cones, traffic cones, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: they're like.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: She is a thief. Jewel heightst start somewhere.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It does you know what? I could get tempted. Okay,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I do love me a little heightst so just love
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: a little It's just that's the sexiest kind of robbery.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: They did it without weapons. It just threatened the little
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: circular sow. But the circular saw wasn't intended to circular
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: saw somewhere. It was intended to work on the glass.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: But they were like, oh, we was on new tool
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: and they were like, okay, we leave.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Like you're gonna get so in trouble with this friends,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: this French accident. I'm telling you now, everybody knows i'd
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: be beefing with the French, and so that's fine.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Every time I go to France, it's up.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I think it's just Paris, but like, because I
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: really have the other problems in other parts of France,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: but Paris, I Perisian people.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: At me do not mix. They're rude for no reason.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: And every time I'm there I want to fight.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Like when I was leaving last time, I mowed into
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: some teenagers.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I won't lie. I was at the train on my
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: way to Amsterdam. Many crimes are you going to on
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: this podcast? How many crimes.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: They should have got out the way they were own?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Teenagers?
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: And that's I'm five to one and I'm fine. Not
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: on the internet, y'all, but but I'm but sometimes in
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: real life something happens to me on like a cold
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: day where I'm fine one and height every day it's cold,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: no no, no no, and when it's warm, I'm definitely
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: five to nine event, don't do that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I'm working out get my Wikipedia change.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Yo.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I was at essencepposed to you know, the women and
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: black women in Hollywood, and I was on the carpet
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: and I was next to Janelle James and watch she
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: gonna come up to.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Me and like, damn you short lady. I was like, yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: you've known me for years.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Because it's the truth just jumped out of her. She
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: couldn't help herself because she put some heels on sher statuesque.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: And I was five.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I'm five too, so I'm aware of where I fit
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: on all of this. So I don't even I don't know.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Whenever we stand next to each other, it's giving five tens.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: So it's giving five to two and five one. You
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: are dreaming. Unless you got them heels, you've been wearing them.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: You've been wearing them big heels.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I don't wear them.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I do, but you know I can't wear my all
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the time because I be too tall, taller than everybody.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So now that we've shared this truth, no, they
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: were in the way and then should have moved and
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: been polite and also think of like just rude ass
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Parisian people that I was.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm just gonna keep walking, y'all kids, gonna learn
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: to listen.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: They were fine your letters. I love the Parisian people.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I've never had a problem when I've gone. I've gone
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: one time. She said she's had many trips to Paris.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I've been once and the one time I was there
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: was a lovely You guys were wonderful, Thank you very much.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're a vet Nicole Brown. Okay, even have
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like a French name. Why Caues I do to Lacey
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: is French. But I still don't like them anyway.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: That's my break.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Look, if you're French and you listen to the show,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you know I love we we love you so much.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: No no, no, I said, I love you in French.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I used to more. I know, I'm more.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah the time you know, yes, your time to change.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Let me shut them. I don't know.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: It's okay, y'all know that's that look. I can only
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: get a little bit because it's Latin, all right. So anyways,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: back back to these French people who I love, respect
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: in honor and respect and honor.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: If they listen to the podcast, if they don't. It's up.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I love more of them if you get them to listen.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: So they're like you said.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: That, they're telling everybody, well, we ain't got we got
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: forty percent coverage over here, we got twenty five percent
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: covered over here.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: We ain't got no cameras over there.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, you probably kept that as like a
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: little secret for y'allselves. And so even if the cameras
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: did catch the thieves in action, the feeds probably funneled
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: into a bank of video screens monitored by only one
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: or a few staff members. They got one guy.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: It's way too much information. One guy. The loop is huge.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Got one guy, there's too much information. It's they're just
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: really telling everything, and I don't like it. Look at it,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: like fifty lemon screens.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: It's just as just asking for there, just asking for theft.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: They said they might as well put a sign and
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: say come on in and everything's free. Shakas over there
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: running back and forth trying to.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: See what was like, please francois, why y'all do fres
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: s wa like that? Pierre Pierre, And you know Pierre
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: ain't got twenty visions and he.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Refuses to wear and Pierre tired. He tired and just
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: feed her sucking on a but get you don't care.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Got his crape with his little new tail in it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: He all right with banana, got pepper la pew back there.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I know he can't.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: He is just relaxing and enjoying his day. He probably
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: even know the robbery was going on. Somebody willing.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: They got the plexi glass over the lady. Can't nobody
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: do no soup today?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I'm good? Right?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Even when they did the soup, they had enough time
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: in that soup video to throw that tomato soup and
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: the talk. They unsiped their jackets. They're like, this is
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: our cause.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Nobody was tackled. Nobody got a full speech out. They
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: were chilling. Not a fan.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm kind of okay with that because like Mona,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: she was good, she had her plexiglass, and like, did
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: they really need to be tackled? Like no, you can
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: arrest them politely and take them away, but they're trying
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: to get raise awareness, and so that's what they said.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: But you know, in America, I think we resolved. We
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: get to tackle it too quickly. You know what it
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: depends what it depends on the melanin quotient.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. You ain't got no no melan. And
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: they did talk to you for hours.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: If the complexion for protection, the tackling and drop a
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: brown or black, you own out of there, they're gonna
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: get you to Yeah, they're gonna tackle you while you're
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: thinking about. We saw you thinking about it, think about yep.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I know, I just had.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: I told you've been watching the videos. I see how
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: quickly they be taking down to black and the brown people.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: M I said it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Although I will say I did recently see a video
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: on TikTok where there was like suburban white mom and
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: you know, I love my white ladies, y'all. This is
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: not I'm not this is not about racing this way.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I was just shocked that they actually treated her like
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: a thief because she was like, they're like, man, we
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: need to take we need to detain you and take
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: you to lost prevention and shattered baby and the stroller,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: and she was like no, like no man, we're the police,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like we're entertaining you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: And she was like, I know my rights.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: And what gets me is when they're like, don't touch me. No,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: we're gonna touch you. Because we're gonna put these arms
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: behind you. And they were like.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Man, we don't want to cuff you in front of
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: your child, Like can we can you just walk with
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: us so that we don't have to make a scene,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: And she was like, I know, my red skin away
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: from it. And then she starts trying to zoom away
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: with her stroller, trying to like run away, and they
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: like and holler and they were like, man, we tried
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: to give you the chance to do this civilly, like
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about. It was so funny because
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: she really thought. She was like, I'm not black girl,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: what are y'all talking about?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: How dare you? I can still without a problem. I
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: do it all the time. Cause I did get a tan.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I was just in the I'm not black, I'm not back,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not back.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. But I did love how she she
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: really was like, no.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: They're used to it being you know, They're used to
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: their no being enough, And.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I love that for them.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want them to start getting attacked like we
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: can take I just want us all to not get attacked.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I'm just want to join you.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I want to be with the police and be like no, no,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: that's so cute. But no, like I just want to
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: join you girl. I don't want that to happen to you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to attacked.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: But anyways, so back to La Hans.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: This is the woman, right, so, this is the woman
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: who was running the museum. She so she said she
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: had offered her resignation to the Ministry of Culture after
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: the theft, that she was willing to take a fall
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: for it, but the offer was declined. So she was like, look,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I'll quit.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: It was my fault. I endangered the people visiting it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: She's trying to quit because she already had the money allegedly,
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I just in another space and time, another space and time,
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: she had something to do with it, and she was
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: gonna get her cut and she didn't need that job
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: no more. And she thought they was gonna fire. When
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: they didn't fire her, she's like, I will for my honor,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: I will And now she got to stay work.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: And live on ze swam. This is just my opinion.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Nobody asked you to do.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That'smile Okay, that's one of my opinions too. It's either
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: like she was like, all right, well I eat, They're
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: so sorry, and then to see this action is terrible,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: and I don't care because I'm not gonna try.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: You are committed. You are committed to offending as many
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Parisians as you can, and.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Just specifically Paris if you're in the south of France,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: if any other part you good. But so I'm of
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: the mind of yes, she could have been like, oh,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: this is my bad. I endangered all these people. I
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: let these precious historical jewels be stolen. I'm gonna bow out.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. There's another mind of mine that's like similar.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: She was just like, oh, this is so crazy, y'all
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: that they broke in, they got all that stuff.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I'm believe now back, I don't know them. I don't
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: know all four of them.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: And I didn't tell them how to get in. I
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: didn't tell them how to get in, and that nobody
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: is on that side of them.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't put my worst security guards over there, andy one.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: So I knew we'll fold real fast, you know, like that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Or my third option is is that she does feel bad,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: but she really was like, I don't feel like fixing this,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Like y'all already right, it's about to be rough for
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: me going forward as we try to get through this,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: so I don't want to be a part of it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: It's just like one tied in this black ass job.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I've been looking for a reason to get up out
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: of here. It's one of them three. I'm gonna tell
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: you that it's one of them three.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gotta be so.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: The French law prohibits institutions like the Love from ensuring
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: its property. Eh Security experts say museums are a soft
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: target compared to other highly secured buildings like banks. Museums
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: have to balance security with the freedom to see and
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: engage with collections. You can actually go to a museum
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: when the museum is open and see it right in
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: front of you, unlike the money in a bank vault.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: And I want to highlight that too, because people were like,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: why even steal from the Loof when like you could
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: go to Cardia, we could go to another jewelry store.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Cardiate has better security than.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: The Loof, and a lot of stores like that, like
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: high end jewely stores, Like if you were to do
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: a smash and grab at night, you wouldn't be able
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: to because they take the jewelry off the floor when
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: they closed the store each day and lock it up
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: in their vaults and stuff, so it's much.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: More different, and like a lot of times, like security
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: at high.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: End joy stores, they might be packing them you know this,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: a little tasty taste, a little shoot you know where
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: it's like at the loof, it's like, this is art
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: and the only way for it to be appreciated is
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: for it to be out on display.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I wonder.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: I wonder also if they did it during the day,
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: because they thought that if it had some oceans eleven
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: type lasers and whatnot, they would only be on when
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: no one else was there. So the best time to
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: break in is when there are no security things you
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: could trip right.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Exactly, I agree, because during the day they can't exactly
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: have anything that you can trip up on because everybody's
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: walking freely through that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Space and a lot of times the guards of the loof.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: And this is another lesson for you people in pair rests,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: because maybe.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: If y'all were a little nicer, this will be a problem.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I saw some videos of people posting where it was
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: like they were like making their little content or whatever,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: and the guard was like, do you have to go?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: You have to do was like and stepping in her
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: video on purpose to ruin it. It was just stuff
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: that was like kind of loserius to me, Like, this
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: is a tourist attraction. You know people are gonna take videos.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: This is one place where I will say, you can
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: get your tiktoks off. You're not at the subway, you're
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: not filming strangers, you're not harassing people on the street.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: You're at a tourist attraction. That's what tourism is. Take
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: a picture. You can't a picture. So he was just
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: being rude and annoying for no reason. She posted, and
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: she was like, damn, I guess he should have been
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: paying more attention than who was stealing them jewels. Thetok
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: video clack it, yes, But I told her they'd be
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: rude for no reason. I'm like, y'all looking at the
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: wrong thing, trying to see who not recycling properly while
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: y'all getting robbed.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: That's what you get. So I love the French. Did
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I say that? So again? I love I love the vocal,
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: said France sis swance. I don't know, I didn't do it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think that that didn't do it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I can see face. I thought that was nice.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: I thought that was nice and you ain't got to
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: see my face.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: You know what it looks like right now. You know
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: from that, you know what it looks like.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: So smash and grab Robberies at art museums are a
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: hot new thing for thieves. They have started targeting cultural institutions,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: not necessarily for their prize paintings, like the Mona Lisa girl.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: They don't want you. I feel bad girl, but Lisa
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: was probably around like oh no oh no oh no
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: oh no oh no oh no, damn sorry Lisa, they
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: ain't want your ask so like they don't want those
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: because obviously that would be hard to resell and make
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: money off of without getting caught.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: But for artifacts that can.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Be dismantled, stripped or melted down for their expensive parts, right,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: which is probably what has already happened to the French
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Crown Jewels. One French senator was pretty confident about what
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: will happen to the Crown Jewels.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: According to this video listen Tero.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: So jewelry will be cut up, a butchered and sold.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: I don't think anything else. I mean we have to
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: wait investigation. Maybe there will be a ransom, but I
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: doubt seriously regarding the price of the stone and the
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: high level of the price of the gold. I doubt
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: that these things will never come back.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I am on her side. The Julary will be the shop.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: You don't even want nice things.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: You didn't just decided chosen violence and just don't be
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: violent for the whole episode. Just don't just don't even care,
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: don't care.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I love to see the French now man, I don't know. Look,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: they can do better. If they want to do better,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: then we don't have to have this beef nowhere. Okay,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I got beef with two countries, that's France and priscill.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: They know what they did. But on the bright side,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: that means that the more famous your painting is, the
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: sacred might be from getting stolen, because if you have
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: a famous pain they can't boost it like that. It's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: like I can't come in with like the Hope Diamond
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: to my local pond shop and be like, hey, y'all
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: seed the Titanic. Yeah, I got the Whope Diamond. No,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I got it legally. Don't ask nobody in DC about it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: But I got it illegally, And do you want it? No,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: it's too famous. That's another diamond.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: That's cursed. The Hope Diamond is also it is it
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: is now.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I didn't know the story behind why, but I did
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: hear that it was.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: The Hope Diamond has had many names, but I think
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: the Hope Diamond is cursed because originally it was also
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: in India and it got all to blink and it
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: was in a like a deity like the forehead.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Of the dumb enough to do that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it got snatched and then it got tossed around
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: between like Pakistan, Kazakstans on the stands, all of those
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: countries in that area, and then eventually ended up in
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: the hands of the Brits, and then they ended up
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: selling it to an American who also owned the Wall
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Street Journal, and then she ended up like lost her
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: step mom or like her mother in law and her
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: son in the same year, and then her daughter overdose,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: and then she went into poverty and had to sell
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: her newspaper, which was the Wall Street Journal. And now
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: the Hope Diamond is in the Smithsonian.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I believe in d c.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: It's also another curse joint. Yeah, yeah, y'all gotta get
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: away from these shiny rocks.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Rocks, depending on how they were harvested.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: You don't American Dad tried to tell y'all, we don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: want the shiny rock.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It's going in your life.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Former jewel thief Larry Lawton says the Lufo thieves had
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: a solid plan and definitely had inside help at the museum,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: but they made one big mistake that shows that they're
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I'm at two.
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, well, there's a couple of ways they
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: can get rid of the jewel I will go into
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: that in a second. But here's a mistake. They dropped
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: one of these brooches. They only robbed what nine I
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: think it was nine votes, you know diamond like pieces. Uh, well,
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: you just dropped a ninth carmel entire load right there.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: That's an amateur move. Never dropped a piece of jewelry ever.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: In twenty five jewel stores and eighteen million dollars, It's
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: not gonna happen. They also got the motorcycles caught right away.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I mean they're done there where they gonna find.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: They found a vest. They found one of the construction
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: vest they already so they made a couple of I
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: call the mamach of mistakes, But they did get away
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: with a lot and obviously, Now how did they get
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: rid of it?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: He couldn't be more, he couldn't be more New Yorker future,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: and I love it. I love it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: He's a professional thief. He was like, I never dropped
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I never dropped jewelry and none of the twenty five
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: jewel How many did I.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Get convicted for?
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: How I got twenty five?
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Twenty five?
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: In the twenty five that I only did, I never
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: dropped jewelry.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I feel like he's one of those people who he was.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: So if you hit in twenty five licks, the governments
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: at that point has to know that you're an asset.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Like private security companies have to be like, can you
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: work with us and tell us how you will rob
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: our places? Because at that point, you can't let that
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: level of genius in prison.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: You gotta get that man out. You gotta get him
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: on your side.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be a fed at this point because twenty five. No,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: he's talented. That's talent that we have has to give
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: back as a gift. So thank you, Larry law In
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: because you got the tea. So there's a main tour group.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Let's get into this. As we're wrapping this up dozens
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: of travelers from the main State Music Theater. We're inside
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: the loof walking toward the Apollo Gallery on Sunday morning,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: when suddenly their tour group was forcefully pushed back. So
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: this is the main State Music Theater. But let's go
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: ahead and see what theater director Kurt Dale Clark had
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: to say.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: The staircase about to enter the room next door to
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: the room where the robbery happened. So when they realized
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: what was going on, the guards got very aggressive immediately.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: But then when we started seeing swat teams and military people,
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: I was like, I think there's some thing more going
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: on here, and so we all turned and high tailed it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: We got very very nervous about the whole thing. We
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: did find everybody, we did get out of there, but
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: there was almost instant action by the by the French
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: police and the French military.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say it was an instant because the
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: men managed to ride down that cherry picker and I
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: saw a video of them riding down. It wasn't the
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: quick as ride, it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Was just slow. It was an escalator speed rise, very
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: slow ride.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: As soon as they got in that cherry picker box,
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: and was like do do do do do do do?
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: There's some nice elevator music and they're going down to
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: little escalated right.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: It was a do do do do do do carry
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: one hundred million dollars worth of diamonds. Man.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I also loved that they were like, oh, they're trying
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: to be nice to the French, like, no, this looks
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: security came a super past no baby, they did not.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Also very funny to me that the security now wants
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: to get aggressive with these people who are just like tourists.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Was like they got to look like they're doing something
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: because they wasn't doing what they were supposed to be doing. Yeah,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: you're right, that's when we got to start period. You
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: got to get getting busy. You got to get busy
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: when it dazes are on you.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: And they did evacuate people from the museum, and a
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: lot of people thought initially that it was like a
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: bomb thread or that there was like some kind of
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: violent thing happening because they weren't giving them any information.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Obviously it's like embarrassing and maybe they also don't want
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: to tip off the robbers that they're still there, so
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: people didn't know. And Kurt also said, we were actually
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: really offended because we didn't understand the language, so we
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: didn't know what was happening. But then we started seeing
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: you know, military with machine guns and swat teams, and
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: we realized, oh, something pretty serious is going on. Not
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: kurtbing like I was asking to speak to the manager.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, sir, we came from the main
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: theater company. We will be getting inside here. I paid
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: my American.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Listen it and came a long way. They want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: see what they want to see, right, And then he
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: saw some guns.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, never mind, Okay, this is get
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: too America.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Where y'all get them guns from friends of all? Like,
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: So there's other lufre heis. In nineteen ninety eight, the
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: painting Le Chemine de Serie was stolen from the Loof
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: and has never been found, but did trigger a massive
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: overhaul in museum security. Clearly not enough and it's I
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: think it's Les Chamin Dee.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: But now that I could see hanging in some rich
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: person's house and no one.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Really knowing, I would never know.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I could walk into like anybody's house and be like,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: oh that's cute or whatever.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have no idea they'd have a feather
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: in their cap that they stole something very priceless.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: So yes, and so French theft's going crazy. Last month,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: thieves broke into the Adrian Dubochet Museum outside of Paris
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: and stole porcelain works worth a leven million dollars. In
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: November twenty twenty four, seven items of great historic and
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: heritage value were stolen from the Cognac Museum in Paris.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Four men with axes and baseball bats.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Another four men, same for it, same for men, I said,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: and we know these four men love a cutting tool,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: and now we're using X.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: See.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: So they smashed the display cases in broad day like hmmm,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: some some of those eighteenth century artworks were recovered the
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: next day. Jewelry work, they doesn't sound like they were
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: recovered them four men though. The next day jewelry worth
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: several million dollars was taken in an armed robbery at
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: the Ell Museum in eastern France.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: And you know they also robed Kim k of her jewelry.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: First of all, get out my brain, because I literally was,
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: I swear to you, I just swear right as you
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: said that I was thinking about And also the Kimk
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Caper with old people. These men were, Oh they wouldn't understen.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I'm in my fifties, but they were like in their
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: fifties or above ye doing this. So yeah, it feels
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: like one of them dad too, one of them has
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: already died and left this mortal coil.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, staying core because I know Canny down there
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: running up on them right now. And she chose to
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: wear a lot of diamonds to testify, and You're like,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: are you sure you want to do that?
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was like yeah, like the fuck, which
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: I'm on her side for that, but you know, I
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: guess the French really just love jewelry and wrapping people.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: They left that lady with her life, you know what
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I mean. Like they was just like, get in the tub.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: We just don't take.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Champ can get more stuff.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Them skims are skimming, Okay, she would be fine, So
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: I'm glad they left her alone. And it seems like
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: in all of these heights so far, I haven't heard
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: about any injuries or any deaths.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: So they're just coming to get this stuff. Yeah, They're
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: just gonna get the stuff, Like, hey, we're just here
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: for your stuff, do you mind? Yeah?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Actually, now you haul out fresh, so if you can
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: move your car real quick so we can pack that
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: up into the driveway because we were about to take
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: your stuff. Yeah, your stuff, not your stuff is ours now.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: On September sixteenth, a little over a month before the heist,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: one lone criminal stole seven hundred thousand dollars worth of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: gold nuggets from a Paris natural History museum between one
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: and four am. The burglar used an angle grinder and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: a blowtorch to force their way into the Riverside Museum complex,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: which is a very similar im o modus and if
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  Speaker 2: you know the way you operate, it's very similar to
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  Speaker 2: the natural History Museum's alarm and surveillance systems being disabled
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  Speaker 2: by a cyber attack in July. So a twenty four
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  Speaker 2: year old Chinese woman was arrested for that theft in
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Barcelona on September thirtieth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry you.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't get away, girl, girl. I bet you a man,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I bet you one man turns you in. I know
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  Speaker 2: it's a man behind it. I can't prove it, but
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: get that dox meme out, okay, because I can't prove it,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: but I know it. So we have an update on
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: the highst heer wrapping it up. French police rest to
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  Speaker 2: jew heisht suspects a mid Man hunt.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Ask you about do you think that these arrests before
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  Speaker 2: I ain't share anymore, do you think these are these
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: are valid arrests. I feel like they felt like they
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: were globally embarrassed at least my opinion, and I'm like,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: are they just grounding up anybody? I mean, I do
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: think that they probably are valid arrest because it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: seem like a very.
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  Speaker 3: High It worked.
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  Speaker 4: But these don't seem like sophisticated thieves, right, so I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: think that they probably the dropping they had a sherry picker. No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think No. I just think that it was easy.
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  Speaker 4: It was an easy mark they figured out because I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: think it's in so drop. They figured out the best
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  Speaker 4: way to do it and how to do it, and
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  Speaker 4: you know they're leaving they dropping stuff. They didn't didn't
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  Speaker 4: get a drop, That's what I'm saying. So it just
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  Speaker 4: seems to me that I could imagine that somebody was
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  Speaker 4: lagging behind. And if they are the age of the
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  Speaker 4: ones that rob kim Ky, they ain't running fast, So
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  Speaker 4: I think that they could have gotten caught. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think that anything will be recovered. I think those everything
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: has already been hopped up, melted down, and it's already
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  Speaker 4: on its.
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  Speaker 3: Way to wherever it's where it's going. Yeah, I didn't
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: get anything back, and you know what, to your point there,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: that even more validates that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like there is some big money person behind
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: this who paid these four roubs to do this and
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  Speaker 2: then was like, hand over the stuff. Here's I gave
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: you your payment on the way there. Here's your payment
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: for handing over this. Paid him enough here or she
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: had him enough.
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  Speaker 4: Because you know, if I get if I did something
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  Speaker 4: dumb like this and I get caught, I'm singing, I'm sorry.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you exactly who called, who hired me,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: and with you know, if I'm going down, we all
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: going down.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm gonna.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Tell you everything. I'm gonna tell you everything I didn't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: already show that I have no honor.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I'm a thief. I'm a thief. There's no honor in thieves.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell everybody.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Dog, I might not touch it now right now, I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: might not tell all my buddies, but I'm definitely telling
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: them who hired me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, see that might even more dangerous. Who hired you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: might be with that pew pew, you know what I mean,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Like I'm already in jail. He got to come into
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: jail to pool peel me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But the prisoner's dilemma, which I learned about in philosophy,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: It's like if one person stitches, everybody loses. If we
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: all don't say nothing, they don't have nothing.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: This is what I know about it. And this is
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: just me living long enough and watching enough Law and order.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Somebody gonna snitch, and I had somebody somebody gonna snitch.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: I listen, if I could be assured if I was
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: a criminal, which I'm not, but if I could be
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: assured that everybody had my moral character as a as
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: a criminal, you mean, like, I'm gonna steal this stuff,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: but I'm gonna respect all of us and make sure
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: we get out safely. If everybody was like me, cool,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: But I haven't done enough group projects to know that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: everybody ain't like me. So when it comes down to it,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: I'm definitely getting in before somebody get in on me.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: But I ain't a criminal, so ain't none of this
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: ever gonna apply to me. I ain't a criminal, ain't
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: got nobody to snitch on. But I'm saying if I did,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: if I did, I'm gonna say it like a cuderry.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sicking first.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: So hold on, let me me, me.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Me, me, me, me me, And again, probably I ain't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: gonna telling my all, my my fellow criminals that did
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: the heightst with me, But I'm gonna tell them who did.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna point the finger who sent me there?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: See, do you know the whole snitches get stitches very
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: much like kind of like a gang culture thing. But
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: that really does stem from the philosophy of the prisoner's dilemma.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: If no one tells, then we all are better off,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: and you're right.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: And if no one tells, but somebody and this is
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: how we need to know. You can't in this economy
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: for sure, and you can't trust nobody. We have already
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: learned how many people said they was gonna vote win
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: winning that boot from November did something else. You can't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: trust nobody, can't trust nobody.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Republican women. I was like, please cheat on your man
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: in the booth. He not gonna know.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: This is your one opportunity to cheat a mad faith
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: for last they want to be see that's that they did.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: They did no stitches. The stitches people there and they're
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: not snitching on who they voted for.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: And they did it. And so I'm like, don't you
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: right bad?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Don't I don't realize it's gonna escalate into them taking
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: away your credit card days they like women did is
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: that be able to own property or credit cards or
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: anything that would give them freedom. Eventually, this marriage you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: and is gonna be slavery, like do you they got
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: it home? They'd rather be slave to somebody that they know.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: And they you know, that's what just because they don't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: know everything about what happened with their grandparents. We gotta
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: get our grandparents to start really writing shit down, like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: everybody granny, gets your granny to have a diary, or
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: get her to do one of those video diaries.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Let me take one of those books.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: When they ask the questions, because once you find out
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: that the marriages that you've been idolized, they're.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, my parents, my grandparents were married for seventy years.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: And then you find out that Papaul had a family
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: down the street, and that he was.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Whooping all her hands and she had no money.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: And also because grandma couldn't wrint nothing herself, couldn't have
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: a credit card herself, and she didn't stay. She wasn't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: gonna eatther to have a roof over her head. It's
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: a lot of reasons women stayed back in the day. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: a lot of reasons.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: And the only reason we got into the workforce was
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: because of the wars.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Yep, people don't know that either, or forget that too,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: So listen, but everything's.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Everything's raped, you guys. We gotta stand together and cheat
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: together when we have to. Okay. So one suspect was
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: arrested at ten pm on Saturday at Paris, charged the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Gaul airport while trying to board a plane bound for Algeria.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Police said, Okay, these thieves are dumb, baby. There's an
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Amtrak right there. They are not gonna check what's in
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: your bag. They don't even have security scanners. Get on
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: the Amtrak, take it to Amsterdam, fly out of Amsterdam
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: to wherever you're trying to go.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: That's a quick journey. I don't know why I have
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: to tell you this and I've never even robbed a loop.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? You went to the airport.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: You think the first place they're not gonna be scanning
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: everything and everybody is the aeroport. That is the first
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: place they're looking. Bro, you would have been better just
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: walk into the next country.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? Be for real? You are not
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: saying these These are not sophisticated criminals. They're not serious people.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: So the second suspect was napped by police as he
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: was about to travel to Mali in West Africa. An
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: investigator with the Paris for Aid for Repression of Banditry Okay,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: the Special Police Unit super spearheading this probe. They got
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: a source with the French Interior Ministry directly connecting the investigation.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: So that's how they found him.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: And if y'all think that one or both of them
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: are not singing like canaries right now, yeah, they definitely
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: are singing. I'm singing. There's no honor in thieves, there's none.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: But also they don't know if they have any evidence yet.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: They did try to set the truck on fire. Maybe
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: that burned some fingerprints, Like, who's to say these men
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: had their face covered up? If they don't have the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: jewels on them physically, I don't know who's to.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Say, Okay, the other person's gonna.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Say that's who's to say of one of them. I'm
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: telling you there is no honor in thiefs. If people
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: realize that they wouldn't be pulling heights with other people.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: If you want to protect yourself while doing a heist,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: it's some crazy you bet to do it by yourself.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: I want to know how the Paris Brigade for Repression
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: a bandit tree even figured out that this guy was
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: the guy. But yeah, they both got caught basically traveling.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, take a train, take an automobile, keep
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: riding that bird scooter to free okay gas to charge
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: it up every now and then, and just keep riding
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: the bird scooter as far as it'll take you. But
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: don't take a plane. Why does everybody think the airport
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: is like the Greyhound station? Including Miss Girl Day in
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: the Life, y'all had like Miss Day in the Life,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Day in the life. After I do a jewel heist,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: I got it, ready with me, Get ready with me
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: as I do a jewel heist. I got it this
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: morning at seven am and the first thing I did
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: was have an oatmelt latte. Then I had a croissant
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: and some fruit and some cheese for a little bit
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: of protein. You're gonna need your energy when you're running
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: off with heavy jewels.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Like what are you doing? Oh my goodness. So final
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: thoughts for you about about these is well.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: I will say again that I think it was an
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: inside job. I will not say that miss lady, this
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: miss ms Man was involved in it. But she wanted
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: to just resign a little too fast for me, and
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: we ain't never go to see that.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: She was trying to get up out of there.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: She was like, I gotta I gotta fight to catch
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: they about to get on the plane. I'm supposed to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: be on with him. I got to get her body.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: She was like, you know what, fire me, fire me?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: And when nobody said that exactly, so something about that
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: just don't feel right to me. And I think that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: the two people that were caught are singing, and I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: bet you when they keep singing, they gonna find out
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: that miss Man was involved.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: That's my phone. No better get herself on a plane.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Was her security still working? I lay on the sword
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: and they were like, nobody asked you to do that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Nobody.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, no, no, I wieldn't cuffy take me away,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Like we didn't ask you.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: We actually want you to fix the problem. Fix it.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: No I'm fired. No one fired you.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not fired.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, really, y'all really want me to stay, but
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I'm disgraced.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: I'm so disgraced. Hello, okay, okay, hello. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: on the same page.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: It's either gotta be an inside job or some billionaire
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: has like all his creepy little toys that he wanted,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: or they're already melted down and they're being sold right now,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: and hopefully I end up with a piece.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Oh she wants to put it in the trunk with
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: the co.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna give it back as soon as Paramount
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: hires me for the next job, which they will, and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: then I'm gonna give it back to them. Okay, yeah,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just bron It's not a loan. It's like it's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: like an art piece that i'm you know, I got
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: a light on it. There's a light in my trunk,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: so it's sin it's like a museum. You know.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't steal it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I got it on display. Alright, Well, well you're always
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: a dream. This was so much fun.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Thanks always us. Where would you like to be found
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: anything you want to plug?
• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:09
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  Speaker 4: I got TikTok, but I don't really putting that up,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: so Instagram is it?
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