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FETISH LIST - UNIFORMS, FINGERNAILS AND PERVERSIONS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and I've got with me the Barbie. And you fucking wave.
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I do. They can't see you, Barbie.
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They can feel the. Energy.
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They can feel the energy for sure.
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All right, So Barbie and I, we did an episode about two weeks
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ago talking about fetishes, and people seem to really like it.
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Really. So we're gonna do another one
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because I think we need to talk fetishes.
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Yeah. It helps me learn.
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Does it help you learn? Well, yeah, there was a few
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things we talked about last week I didn't really know much about.
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Yeah. So that's always a good.
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I think we just need a little refreshers, yeah.
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Also it's a cool topic generation generator because
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there's like 20 million fetishes.
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Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I remember when I got my
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Fetlife and I was like, I'll scroll through the fetishes and
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pick what I like. Like 30 minutes in, I'm like, oh
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far, this is list go. I was like I can't keep
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scrolling. I love it when you hit refresh.
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Oh my gosh, I Have you ever been on people's Fetlife profiles
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where you click on their fetishes and it's like 3 miles
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long? And I'm like, yeah, I just look
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at the highlighted ones to see what we have in common.
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It's not necessary, honestly, but it's funny she'll.
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Have fetishes that are like full sentences where it's like
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calling her baby girl after she gets out of the shower and sits
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on the bed, like something like that.
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And it's really funny to me because I'm like, did you just
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find that? Did she like?
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Did you like? Make that or something like how
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did you get something So my my my fetishes are like bondage
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like. How about sodomizing her while
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feeding her dinner with while her dog watches?
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There's like commas and asterisks and, you know,
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paragraph indentions. I'm like, what am I doing?
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Guys, what the fuck are you? Fuck.
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OK, so in A's for me it's anonymous sex.
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So I got to tell you a story. Story.
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I don't tell everybody all my dirty deeds.
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You're about to tell a lot of people you're.
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Dirty. I'm getting ready to tell a lot
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of fucking people. By the way, we're in 176
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countries now. Yes.
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Yes, we just hit another African country.
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Very fun. Isn't that cool?
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So anonymous encounter. So one night back in the day,
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this is God. This is probably when you're
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born in the 2000s, early 2000s, I decided, or no, that was
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probably 1998. I'm going to tell you that.
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Before me, there you go. Before you so anyway, so I was
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at home, I was bored. I went on AOL and AOL had the
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the kick ass chat rooms. You go to you know your local
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chat room, which I did and I'm on there.
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So all I knew was this guy's screen name and he's like, you
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know, my biggest fantasy is I want to go into someone's house.
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I want to go to their bedroom. OK, fuck them and leave.
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Never tell them my name. And that's it.
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No. Hi, hello.
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Just walk in. That's it.
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Start fucking them. That's fun.
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So I was at home alone like you do.
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Like I could get fucked and not know his name.
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I was a dumb 21 year old. Yeah, I was so fucking stupid
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doing this because it could have been fucking Ted Bundy coming in
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to kill me, but and. It was, you just didn't know
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because you didn't ask his name. Exactly.
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So I told he wasn't Ted Bundy. We can't from that.
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You don't know his name. He.
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Was arrested. He was dead by then.
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Come on, Barbie. I don't know when Ted Bundy
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died. Well, they arrested and caught
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in here. I know I had sex in that parking
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lot. I bet you Dick.
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In my defense, I found out after so it was not.
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OK, you might have been hooking at that time.
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I don't. Know what you're talking No, it
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was it's now a punk venue. Well, it's not anymore.
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It was a punk venue. So I was it was after a show me
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and this guy was saying we like hooked up in the parking lot.
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And then a few months later someone's like Ted Bunny got
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arrested in that parking lot. And I was like, I think I just
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ascended to a new level of goth God.
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OK, so anyway, so I'm at home. I'm in my townhouse, I told him.
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I said yeah, just go up the stairs on the master bedroom
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straight ahead and sure enough he came in.
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He was a good looking guy. Oh, that's great.
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Early 20s picture beforehand No Oh no picture exchange is.
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So brave. I was so fucking.
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I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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You weren't. I think he told me that.
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You know, he was like 24 at the time.
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No, you know, blah, blah blah, you know, and I knew he.
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Believed you? Yeah.
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Isn't that crazy? It's what are we on both?
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Ted Bundy. Or Jeffrey Dahmer.
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He wasn't arrested before then. Sometimes when guys hit on me
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and they're like they like want to hang out.
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I'm like, what if I robbed you? Like what if I'm crazy?
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You know, and so I had the lights dimmed.
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Yeah. And sure enough, he came in, you
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know, I was already, I had some lingerie on, I already had some
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toys out nice. And I was just like, he came in,
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started going down on me. We had the best fucking time,
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some awesome sex for about two hours.
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And I said, you know, it's been nice meeting you.
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And he fucking left and I never saw him again.
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Beautiful. I love a man that sticks to his
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word exactly. Never had to talk to him again.
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That's so fun. Isn't that fun?
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Anonymous encounters I don't think are for me, but I do think
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they're intriguing and fun. It is, you know?
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It's probably like the thrill of it, you know?
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It was very thrilling, but she's.
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Probably scary for him too because he also can't confirm
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that you're a girl, no shit, or that you're just by yourself.
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Yeah, because like what if he had like 8 guys in the closet
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about to jump him? Or one guy that was going to
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come out and kill him. You know, you know, I know I'm
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not trying to be a man hater, but men do not protect
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themselves. They don't.
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Men will be like, I'll come over to your house right now.
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What if I'm insane? You have.
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Not vetted me at all. Nothing.
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What if I'm a catfish like you don't know?
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Me. What if I'm?
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Crazy, right? But yeah, it's an awesome, oh
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sorry, anonymous encounters. Like for me, I think I would get
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too anxious 'cause I'm like, what if he's ugly?
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God, you know. What did he scary I?
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Wasn't even thinking like superficial.
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All I kept thinking was God I hope you don't come in with a
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knife. I'd hate for him to be.
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A rapist like you have a knife too, and you put it under the
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pillow. I didn't though, I was so
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fucking dumb. You.
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Just had your vibrator in a good time I.
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Did you? Had a you had a dream and a
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vibrator I. Did and some toys like you know
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I was ready to fuck and I did but damn I don't know what I was
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thinking. I think I've only ever slept
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with somebody that I didn't know for a while once.
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And I remember I told my friends about it afterwards and they
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were like, wait, what do you mean?
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What do you mean you hooked up with him?
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But I was like, I don't know, guys.
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It was out of character. He's really hot.
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I was. Like he just got, he's so hot,
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he's so hot. I would have fucked him when I
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met him like. You're like, if I'm married,
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that's. It you know, you know, he came
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to the last party and when he came in I said, you know, Bree
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thought he was my husband. Oh really?
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And she had to do a double take and I said.
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Yeah, that's my man. Yeah, I said no, no, Bree,
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that's there's somebody here to see Barbie.
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And she's like, oh, shit, OK, now I see who it is.
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Oh, OK. And I'm like, yeah.
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I said she always has her head in the clouds.
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Yeah, she. Does she does.
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And I told him I said you look a lot like my husband.
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So he's like, oh, OK. And I was like, God, yeah, I'd
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fuck you too. So.
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So Barbie gets to fuck you. Yes.
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OK. Just saying.
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All right. I have blood play on my little
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list. I have OK, so I love blood as
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like the imagery of it. So I love the look of people
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covered in blood. I think I look pretty covered in
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blood. Actually posted some photoshoot
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of me covered in blood today. Not on FET.
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Fet's really mad at me every time I do that.
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Stupid. I know it's fake blood, but I
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guess stupid. I think it's because they don't
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have a way to vet that it's fake blood.
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But like I don't know. I see blood and needle play
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pictures and they let that stay up, but I'm not talking about
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that. I I my only hang up is like real
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blood, 'cause it get real blood gets sticky when it dries and
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it's not that fun anymore. But also I don't like getting
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cut or poked. So I'm like, how are we gonna
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get the real blood outside of my body without poking me, right?
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I think also the biohazard of it.
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I don't like it, but I do respect people that are hardcore
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enough. They're like, no, I want real
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blood. I'm like that's intense.
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I'm happy with the Party City blood.
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Party city blood like. It's, it's the imagery of it,
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it. Is it's incredible.
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It's. Really, I got to show you the
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pictures of me after. But it's I think it's hot like
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when a like around Halloween, like when guys like don't have
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their shirts on. It's just blood down the trek.
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I'm like, oh God, I need a minute.
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Right, because you immediately think like vampire, like
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sexiest. Blood is one of my favorite
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accessories. It's hot.
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We're going clubbing Friday the 13th to go scare the locals and
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I, I plan on having blood like all down my titties and it's
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going to be so beautiful. And I'm like, yeah.
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Good for you. So I've got a haunted house so
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nice that I'm going to be going to.
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Like working at or like. No, just going to visit.
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It's over in Mobile and it is a professional haunted house.
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I think I went to that one last year.
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It's called Sweet dreams. Did you been to that one?
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I think I I don't pay attention where I'm going.
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I just get carted around. OK, Unfortunately, All right.
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My my family or friends will be like, we're going somewhere.
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I'll be like, OK, and I'll just get in the car and people like,
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where'd you go? And I'm like, I don't know.
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But you know, Charles even said something about the pictures on
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fat. There was a picture of a guy's
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Dick in a jar and it was a real fucking Dick and decapitated.
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Yeah, and they let that stay up. Yes, but I can't post pictures
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of me with fake blood on. Yes, exactly.
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I saw a picture. Of a guy and I'm not King
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shaming with his eyes shut closed and neat and like in the
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his nose shut down like shut like sewed up to his face.
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Yeah. And his lips sewed shut like it
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was insane. And there were stitches on his
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forehead and I was like that's crazy that that's up.
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But my my Halloween picture got taken down isn't?
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That ridiculous I. Feel like they should just let
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it let it up, you know what I mean?
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It's so ridiculous, it really is.
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They don't. I noticed the other day because
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I was going to. I was just looking at different
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things and I got curious. I noticed they don't put any
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toilet plate anything on it on set.
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That's crazy. If you look up scat plate
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nothing comes out and I looked it up because I wanted to make
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it my hard limit. Yeah.
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The I've also noticed they don't let you put hard limits anymore.
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They used to let you put that in your thingy but I've noticed you
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can't anymore and people are putting it in their BIOS now.
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But I was looking up a few things that I know I don't want
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to do to add to my hard limits. And one of them was scat.
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And it it was wouldn't come up. Nothing showed up for it.
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And I was like, that's interesting.
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Like, I get that. Like, not a lot of people want
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to see that. But that's not a a wrong fetish.
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You know what I mean? It's an extreme fetish.
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But like, so is getting caned, in my opinion.
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Yeah. Like getting caned is brutal.
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And it's like, if we can put on like, brutalization, like I saw
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a picture of a girl's titties nailed to a board, but you can't
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let a little poop on the site. Like that's just a little funny
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to. Me.
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That's so stupid. It's like picking and choosing.
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You know, it's all about censorship.
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I mean, you know, it's like, do we really have to be censored?
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If bloody bruises and stuff can be on, I should be able to post
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blood on my titties. Thank you.
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Because the people want that. Right, all right, so here's my
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fetish. Bare bottom spanking I.
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Was going to pick that one too. Were you?
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It's my favorite type of spanking.
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Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, well, that's OK.
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So Abby has someone who comes in once a week to get a beer.
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Bottom spanking. Once a week.
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Once a week for. The whole.
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Hour. No.
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He can usually only last about 35 to 45.
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Minutes. I don't know if my my hand is
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strong enough yet. I got a good swing on me though
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I'm getting really good at. Hitting people, well, I think he
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lets her work up from a paddle. Like gentle paddling to a hand,
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but it ends with at least 20 minutes of the bare hand
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spanking. I don't let people spank me
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often and it's few and far between, but by far I like bare
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bottom like bare hand. Spanking the best.
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It's so cool, right? Yeah, I'm not AI, don't mind
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paddles or floggers or whips like used on me if like I'm in
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the mood, but something about a hand, it's just 10 times sexier
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to me. Like I don't know what it is.
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I'm just like. Yeah, you would have loved it.
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I went to the local dungeon last year and there was 2 lesbians.
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And they were doing this, right? They were doing this beautiful
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hot scene. They're underwater mermaid
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dancers. That's intense.
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It's it's incredible, right? So they're there and they said
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that anybody can come up and do any type of impact with the one
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submissive. And so everybody's like, you
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know, lining up to use one of their tools on this woman.
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And they're like, Mia, what are you going to use?
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I said, I'm going to use my hand.
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I'd love to feel a sting. I'm on a spanker with my hand,
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bare bottom spanking. And they're like, so it was fun.
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It was a sexy scene. It's always so fun hitting
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someone with just your hands. I feel like you can like hit
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them in a way that like a toy can't.
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Like you can hit and grip. Yeah.
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Grab them, shake it around a little bit.
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Also, it's just more sensual. It is, it is OK.
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What's your fetish? What's the next one?
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Sorry I got cuckled. Ooh, that's always good.
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Do you get a lot of cooks who come to the dungeon?
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I've. Got a lot of guys that request
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cooks, but because we can't participate, you know, in that
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when they specify cooks, that means they want us to be fucked
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so they can come in and go down on our pussy and lick cum out of
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our vaginas. And you know, I have to tell all
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of them that's not happening. We're not going to do an illegal
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act, sorry. Yeah, my interpretation of
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cuckold is the, I guess what I usually hear about it is like
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men who like watching their their wives get fucked are like
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bull daggered. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I've seen that a lot. I guess I'd never thought about
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it in the context of them coming to a dungeon where they want to
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see us get fucked. Yeah.
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That's kind of crazy. You know people don't understand
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a lot times the concept of a dominatrix.
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You know I've. I've noticed that especially
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like the more I'm getting used to being one and kind of trying
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to slip it more into like, like not my normal life, but like
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telling more people. I had some people shocked that I
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did stuff in person and I was like, what do you mean?
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I'm, why are you shocked? And I guess because they're only
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fans, girls, they assumed I was being a dominatrix online.
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And I was like, no, I'm I'm in there.
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You're in the battlefield, I'm in the trenches.
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I'm just kidding. Fuck, that's funny.
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All right, so here's cosplay. Oh yeah, cosplay.
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I do, I used to cosplay. I'm friends with some
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cosplayers. I was going to say this is more
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up your speed because I saw that and I was like, you know, we can
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even reverse the fetishes because you've done cosplay.
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You've dressed up as as different characters.
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I'm sure I've. Yeah, I've done cosplay before.
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For me, it's like it's one of those things that like, I guess
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can be a fetish because I mean, anything can be a fetish, but I
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don't think it's necessarily a sexual thing.
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Yeah, You know what I mean? Because, I mean, it stands for
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costume play, but that's not really what people like, know it
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as now. Yeah, but people typically dress
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up as like, a lot mainly anime characters and like people like
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from TV shows or media. And I've gone to a few anime
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conventions and I will say it's full of a bunch of freaks.
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A lot of. Furries.
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God, yeah, I love. Furries.
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Yeah, every furry I've met has been so nice.
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Oh God, sex with the furry sometimes can actually be.
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So amazing. My first kiss was with a furry
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at an anime convention. And it was funny, but it was, it
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was funny for stupid reasons. So I was on the panel, which is
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like at anime conventions, they'll have events called
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panels where people can go to your event and watch you.
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And we were doing like a cosplay thing.
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So we were all in cosplay and it was one of my first time
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cosplaying and I was already on a panel and like so many people
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showed up. It was like a fire hazard.
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And we were doing one of these little teeny bop shows where
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like, oh, everyone's a heartthrob.
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These little gay bitches were losing their mind in the
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audience because I dressed up as a boy, but I did it in a girl
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way. So I guess they were just
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freaking out. And we were doing truth or dare
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with the audience. And this little furry raised her
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hand and went, I dare you to kiss me.
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And one thing about me, I'm not a bitch.
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I'm gonna see it through. So I went and kissed that furry,
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but just like a little Peck. And that was technically like my
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first kiss. Oh my God, Very funny.
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How cool. Is that?
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I know. And I was just, and apparently
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it was her first kiss, and she was running around the con
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trying to find me the rest of the time.
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And I was not trying to be found because my friend's like, yeah,
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that that furry's looking for you.
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And I was like, I'm getting haunted.
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I'm getting haunted by a pink wolf.
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You're her prey. Oh, yeah.
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I was so lucky that when I was cosplaying, I had a black wig
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on. And then like the rest of the
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time I had my blonde hair. I was like, she ain't finding
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me. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
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That is hilarious. All right, so tell us, what's
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another fetish for you? Fingernails.
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Fingernails is. That in the way I like like
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scratching? Or is that talking about just
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the look of fingernails? I I think it can be however you
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want it to be. Honestly, I do.
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Like scratching. I've noticed that OK, I like our
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Kitty cat gloves I. Know you too.
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I'm never gonna stop talking about the Kitty cat I.
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Know you love them. OK, so gas masks.
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That's gonna be my fetish. Yeah, that's has to do with
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like, breath play. It does, but you know, a lot of
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people actually collect gas masks.
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They actually go from, you know, early 20s on to, you know, like
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during wartime. So I have one from World War 2
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and then I also have another one from a recent war and you know,
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it's just, it's cool, you know, the one from the 40s from World
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War 2 was Latex and is. That the one you have
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downstairs. Yeah, that's from Let's Win
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World War Two. Yeah, Oh my God.
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I thought it was just a mask you have.
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No. That's really cool.
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Yeah. I didn't know it was pushing 100
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years old. Yeah, should be more careful.
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So, but yeah, it actually came with its own, you know,
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cartridges and everything else. And some of the cartridges still
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have actual asbestos in them. So you can't use the cartridges.
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They're just merely for looks, you know, but but a lot of
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people get into it and just the the concept of fetish
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photography. With gas masks is absolutely
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incredible to me. I just love it.
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The next one I have on my little list is male submission,
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something I know we both like. Oh fuck yeah.
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I love a good submissive man. What's not to like?
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Yeah, do you like brats? Like boy brats?
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Oh God, no, I don't like brats. No, no I do not.
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It's. Not my taste, I don't know what
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it is. I don't like to fight back.
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I think it's 'cause I'm a sensualist, so I like when they
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like are into it. And the bratting, I'm just like,
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it makes me just want to be mean in a real way.
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OK, I can I tell you a story? I'm Bratz.
20:48
You brought up Bratz. Here we go.
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So I had this submissive, this guy, big tall man.
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He comes in, he tells me, you know, that he wants to be like a
20:58
full service maid for the day. I'm like, sure.
21:00
That sounds awesome. So I know he has cats.
21:04
I asked him if he had hard limits.
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He said he just didn't want to get dirty.
21:07
He didn't want to get his outfit ruined because he had had
21:10
experience with another Dom. They basically chained him up,
21:14
tied him up, left him there for several hours after he'd cleaned
21:17
their house. His his actual clothing was a
21:21
mess. It was ripped.
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Yeah. He's like, I had to throw it
21:24
away. Oh, my God.
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I was like, what the fuck did they do?
21:26
But he. Got kidnapped.
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He was. Yeah, he was held against his
21:32
will for a little bit. Like a costume or his normal St.
21:34
Clothes. No, it was a costume.
21:36
It was his maid's uniform. Oh, that's interesting.
21:39
So he likes to cross dress, does.
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He like to be tied in someone's basement like that.
21:44
I would assume he'd like a lot like that.
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However I told him I was going to do that.
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I wanted him to clean and get shit done because I had a party
21:53
in a week. Hell yeah.
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Right, so he's like, I'm cool with that.
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Well, the next thing I know after he's clean for about two
22:01
hours and yeah, he's doing okay. I mean, it's not like woo.
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It's amazing. It's a.
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Free cleaning I guess. It's a free cleaning and he's
22:08
he's wearing 5 inch heels. I'm giving him a break.
22:10
I don't know. I cleaned pretty good in five
22:12
inch heels. Yeah, you do.
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But anyway, I tell him to go clean out the Kitty litter and
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he goes in and he starts bitching and whining and
22:23
shaman's here. Shaman's in the dining room with
22:26
Brie. Has he been bitching and whining
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at all? No, but he comes in, he's like,
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what is this hate me day? Like I can't deal with this.
22:36
Why are you making me clean the cat litter?
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And I'm like, don't you have cats?
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He's like, yeah, but they're outdoor cats.
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And I was like, shut the fuck up.
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Like this is what I'm thinking. Is that part of his thing?
22:48
Like no. It wasn't, he just did not want
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to fucking do it. He could also just go, hey
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that's a hard lemon of mine. Yeah, like, vocalize it that
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way. Yeah, I can't do that.
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He was crying. He was upset.
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Yeah. He was legit like, like being a
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big old pussy. Not.
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If I was doing a session and say something was happening that I
23:11
didn't want to happen, you just go, hey, on a real note, I just
23:14
don't want to do that. And you would have been like,
23:16
OK, that's fine, I'll make shame and do it.
23:19
Actually, Bruce, like, don't worry about it, I'll go take
23:22
care of it. Well.
23:22
That's what I'm saying, that communication is important
23:25
because at the end of the day, when when people come see us, we
23:29
want to do what they want to do and have to have a good time
23:32
because it's about them having a fun time.
23:34
If you're not telling me when you don't want to do something,
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then we're just going to end up doing something that you don't
23:39
like, and then no one's having fun, you know?
23:42
It was, it was so crazy. That is a random thing to draw
23:45
the line at. It is it really?
23:47
Is like like if you were like, oh, I need you to go like mow
23:50
the lawn or something like that, Or if you're like, I'm gonna go
23:53
chain you up in my basement, I would understand.
23:56
Yeah, it was pretty crazy. And I was just like, you know
23:59
what, Go outside, smoke a cigarette and go home like.
24:03
Enough. You're done.
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You're fired. Yeah, it's done.
24:06
And like enough. You're probably tired of having
24:08
him in your. House I was I was tired 2.
24:10
Hours. A long time.
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Yeah, well, you know, it happens.
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Yeah. I mean, it's kind of funny
24:16
watching, you know, this Sissy dress up and cleaning your shit.
24:19
It's great. That is funny, but it's only
24:22
funny if he's doing a good job, because if he's not doing a good
24:24
job then you have to go and clean behind the Sissy and then
24:27
it's more annoying. Yes, exactly.
24:30
I've had a few people like try to flirt with me by bratting and
24:33
I think my little brain just does not comprehend what's
24:36
happening. And then I'm like, what are you?
24:38
Are you mad at me? Like I'm like, what do you mean?
24:41
Like when they cross their arms and go, huh?
24:43
I'm just like, bitch, what are we doing?
24:45
Right. Part of me just get so like
24:48
embarrassed and I'm not making fun of brat.
24:50
I've seen it done in ways I like, you know, I think I the
24:53
more teasing, more discreet kind, I feel like that's really
24:58
cool. But the yeah, the outward like
25:00
very characterized brat where it's like I'm not doing that or
25:05
and they're sticking their tongue out.
25:06
I had, I had a guy do that at one of the parties.
25:08
He went at me and I'm like, that does not make me want to do
25:12
anything to you. Anything.
25:13
Sahara now dried up immediately. Exactly I'm.
25:17
Like I can't take that. My husband will brat, but it
25:20
will be something to purposely get under my skin.
25:25
And then I said, oh, is that some feedback so that I can use
25:30
that later in our scene when I'm putting you in your body bag
25:33
stuff advocating you. He's like kinda see, don't hurt
25:39
me. You know, back in the day when I
25:42
was more submissive, I wouldn't brat, brat, but like, I would do
25:47
that kind of like cheeky little, like, you know, teasing, kind of
25:50
like, yeah, like just being a little like sassy with them,
25:53
which I think is cute. Like, just a little sassy, a
25:56
little twingy, you know? All right, Barbie, now, in
25:59
closing, I'm going to tell you I have a fetish.
26:03
Oh, you do. I do.
26:05
Thank you. Thank you for the.
26:06
Kinky type? I thought you were vanilla.
26:09
I've got a big fucking fetish for military uniforms.
26:13
I'm not shocked. Yeah, so, you know, I've seen a
26:18
lot of uniforms. I love the Navy dress whites.
26:23
Is that your favorite? No, my favorite is the s s.
26:28
Nazis are. You kidding?
26:35
I'm going to go ahead and put in my two weeks.
26:38
Listen, listen. Ears plugged.
26:43
Millennial, listen, I was. Watching Z younger than
26:48
millennia. Oh God, jeez.
26:51
So no, I was watching this special.
26:53
They were talking about the best military uniforms.
26:55
Now they ranked the the Marines having you know, the best dress.
27:02
They also have things like called BTU's which are their
27:05
like their basic everyday training clothing.
27:09
And you know, Navy always says blue.
27:11
But I think the sailor outfits are cute, the white ones.
27:14
Are cute they're. Cute, but it's kind of like,
27:16
yeah. Do they get?
27:18
It's not thank you. It's a it's dorky.
27:20
And again, my thing of it is not I don't love Nazis, don't love
27:26
the s, s don't love Hitler, don't any of that.
27:29
You just like the the shape of. It the uniform itself, they had
27:33
knee high boots, they tucked their pants so they had like
27:37
little bit of poof Pantaloon. Yeah, but their their wool coats
27:41
were incredible. Their hats incredible.
27:44
Like it was sexy all the way around.
27:46
We'll just slip that Nazi patch to the side.
27:49
Yes, take that off. Well, see now what they do is
27:52
they actually make Latex, you know.
27:56
I've seen a lot of like like military themed yes and I have
28:01
noticed it does learn more towards that World War 2 style.
28:04
Exactly, and that's what I would want.
28:06
Which I don't think is wrong, it's just a little slippery
28:08
slope a little bit, it's OK. And again, it's not as if we're
28:12
representing. It's not like you're posting
28:14
about Nazis or. Anything.
28:15
No. No.
28:16
God, no. I love Jews.
28:17
I've got Jews in my lineage. OK, Exactly.
28:21
So nothing like that at all. You.
28:22
Hear that, you Jews? We love you.
28:24
We. Love you.
28:25
I love my Adam Sandler. God, I love him, but no point of
28:29
it is it's just the uniform itself and it's just, it's
28:33
beautiful to me. And they were just absolutely
28:35
incredible. And that's what they wanted.
28:36
They wanted, they wanted a superior uniform.
28:39
Now I will say I love the Army guys and their berets.
28:42
I think that is sexy as fuck. I'm not going to lie, sometimes
28:46
just even the everyday camo because like we live in a
28:49
military town, so you see a lot of like young hot guys.
28:52
Oh God, in the. Military suit.
28:53
You'll see a gaggle of them just walking around.
28:55
Yes, my favorite game to play at the club is I can tell who's
28:58
military and who's. Not yeah.
29:00
And a guy will come start talking to me.
29:02
I'll go, are you military? And they'll go, how'd you know?
29:04
And I'm like, you look military. And they always are like, wait,
29:07
what does that mean? Like, you look military.
29:10
Yeah. I don't think they realize they
29:12
all have the same fucking haircut.
29:13
Exactly. And they?
29:14
Think that I just smelled it on them or something.
29:16
I'm like, no dude. Well, you know too, when they
29:19
get their hair cut, their hair, their hairline has to go a
29:23
finger width between their ear and their.
29:26
Their actual hairline, I think, yeah.
29:29
It's very. Distinctive grow the I know if
29:32
you have like a grown top and that.
29:34
Long. But yeah, I I like when they
29:38
have it short, but they have a longer top.
29:40
I hate when they have like barely any hair on top and then
29:43
no hair on the sides. But you know what one trend
29:46
these military men are doing that I'm not a fan of?
29:48
Fucking pedo stash is back in style.
29:51
Like though, just a handlebar? Mustache is back in style.
29:55
Fan of that? And they don't.
29:57
But The thing is they don't know how to trim it well.
30:00
So it's like over their front lip.
30:02
And I'm like, if you're going to do the mustache, just trim it,
30:05
make it look nice. But that's it's mullets and and
30:09
the the handlebar mustache are back.
30:12
No. But luckily the mullets are a
30:13
bit revived so it looks a bit better.
30:15
It looks more like a shag. But.
30:18
I don't know so many military guys.
30:19
They have that mustache and a buzz cut.
30:21
They're like, how'd you know I was military?
30:22
I. Was like, well.
30:23
Because you got the American flag sticking out of your ass.
30:27
I'm just kidding. All right, Barbie, we're going
30:31
to leave it on that because that is a fun fucking note.
30:34
To leave that for our veterans, no.
30:36
Or our flag. I'm saluting.
30:37
New and you can't see it right now.
30:40
God loves. God Bless America.
30:45
God. Core country.
30:46
To be an American, the next episode, Mia's going to sing the
30:52
entirety of the national anthem. Yes, I will do that.
30:56
I will do that. All right, so until then, may
30:59
all your fantasies Barbie. Come reality.