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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, all right, come into your life from Philly.
- 0:09Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco show.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Y'all as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony FoST
- 0:16Speaker 1: going Tony Huge.
- 0:19Speaker 2: You know, Rob Gronkowski just said something about Aaron Hernandez
- 0:23Speaker 2: that some people are calling disturbing. Yeah, we'll tell you
- 0:27Speaker 2: why they're the ones are disturbing us. And also talking
- 0:30Speaker 2: about dumb people. You know, they're saying brock parties over paid. Yeah,
- 0:35Speaker 2: we'll tell you why these people can't count. And also
- 0:38Speaker 2: I'll tell you why Britney Mahomes and her alleged boob job.
- 0:41Speaker 2: You know, gotta say, Tony has things looking up for
- 0:43Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes doesn't.
- 0:44Speaker 3: I'm looking up and horizontal.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Yeah, good point that, Tony. Anyway, before we get into
- 0:50Speaker 2: the show, remember you, yeah, you out there. You know
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- 0:56Speaker 2: You don't just sit there like some lazy bum right.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking to all you people out there, and
- 1:01Speaker 4: also the bots too.
- 1:02Speaker 3: You know they can hit like two if they want.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget the bots can hit like the Yeah,
- 1:08Speaker 2: scalking to everybody. All right, now that we got all
- 1:10Speaker 2: that out of the way, let's get right into our
- 1:12Speaker 2: top story story.
- 1:16Speaker 3: All right, first out the gate.
- 1:17Speaker 2: You know, as journalists, it's our duty to report on
- 1:21Speaker 2: anything surrounding the game of football, and that's why we
- 1:24Speaker 2: must discuss this stunning interview from the show Busting with
- 1:28Speaker 2: the Boys where Rob Gronkowski claimed that during a Patriots
- 1:32Speaker 2: team meeting, he once saw Aaron Hernandez masturbating.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Now, yeah, people are finding the story very disturbing. But Tony,
- 1:40Speaker 2: I gotta admit when I heard this, frankly, I was impressed.
- 1:43Speaker 4: You know, honestly, I was two. I mean, you know,
- 1:46Speaker 4: what do we always say players need to have.
- 1:50Speaker 3: A love of football.
- 1:52Speaker 4: There a love of football is everything, you know, and
- 1:56Speaker 4: this story just shows that Aaron Hernandez loved football well
- 2:00Speaker 4: so much that it actually made him physically aroused. You know,
- 2:04Speaker 4: if I'm a coach and I see a guy masturbating
- 2:07Speaker 4: during film sessions, I think that guy's a keeper.
- 2:10Speaker 3: You know.
- 2:10Speaker 4: If he's that excited during film study, think about how
- 2:14Speaker 4: excited he's gonna be on game day.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Great point, don'ty.
- 2:17Speaker 2: And you know, this makes me think that maybe these
- 2:20Speaker 2: NFL coaches have been too strict I mean, you know,
- 2:22Speaker 2: we constantly hear stories about players skipping film sessions. Well,
- 2:26Speaker 2: maybe if this coach has told them that they were
- 2:29Speaker 2: allowed to masturbate during the film sessions, these players would want.
- 2:32Speaker 4: To show up, absolutely, And you know that way of
- 2:36Speaker 4: teaching could work, and so many other sports too, like baseball, golf, hockey, lacrosse.
- 2:45Speaker 4: You know what's the most important part of those sports
- 2:49Speaker 4: the grip exactly. You know, if you want a young
- 2:52Speaker 4: man to learn how to properly grip equipment, don't you
- 2:56Speaker 4: think he should first learn how to properly grip his
- 2:59Speaker 4: own equip.
- 3:00Speaker 2: It meant another great point that, Doty. And you know
- 3:03Speaker 2: this is really a great lesson for younger players, isn't it.
- 3:06Speaker 3: You know?
- 3:07Speaker 4: Of course, I mean, what do coaches always say to
- 3:10Speaker 4: play is play with within yourself exactly. Well, how can
- 3:16Speaker 4: you learn to play within yourself if you don't first
- 3:20Speaker 4: learn to play with yourself?
- 3:23Speaker 3: So true and so well said that, Dony.
- 3:25Speaker 2: You know, I have to say I do kind of
- 3:27Speaker 2: have a problem with people saying that it's weird for
- 3:30Speaker 2: Aaron Hernandez to have masturbated during these film sessions. I mean,
- 3:34Speaker 2: I have to admit, when I watch video of the
- 3:36Speaker 2: Philly Special. I sometimes pull my pants down and you know,
- 3:40Speaker 2: hold my own Lombody Trophy.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't you know?
- 3:43Speaker 2: I mean if you're basically watching a grown man pound
- 3:47Speaker 2: his way into an end zone, I mean, that's arousing.
- 3:50Speaker 3: You know, what's the difference between that and you know exactly?
- 3:52Speaker 4: You know? I was on a date the other night
- 3:55Speaker 4: and this girl came back to my place and she said,
- 3:57Speaker 4: do you have something we can watch to set the mood?
- 4:01Speaker 4: And I said, of course, And I put on a
- 4:03Speaker 4: video of this year's Super Bowl.
- 4:05Speaker 3: And I have no shame in admitting this.
- 4:07Speaker 4: But when Kooper Degen ran back that pick six, well,
- 4:11Speaker 4: let's just say I ejaculated in my pants.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Again, no shame, totally understandable. Anybody was, of course.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Ah, all right, got to this next story, and you know, again,
- 4:22Speaker 2: as journalists, it is our duty to report on any
- 4:25Speaker 2: story surrounding the game of football.
- 4:27Speaker 3: One hundred well.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Eagles receiver AJ Brown came out. I said he's concerned
- 4:32Speaker 2: because many of his Eagles teammates see if addicted to
- 4:35Speaker 2: foreign and womanizing. He says that many of them video
- 4:38Speaker 2: each other having sex and enjoy watching videos of each
- 4:42Speaker 2: other having sex and Tony, this is disturbing, isn't it.
- 4:46Speaker 4: You know, I'm fine with guys spending time masturbate into
- 4:50Speaker 4: football plays, but this is where I draw the line.
- 4:53Speaker 4: We can't repeat as champions if we have so many
- 4:57Speaker 4: players wasting their time filming each other have in sex.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Nope, that's why.
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- 5:07Speaker 4: your one stop shop for all entertainment production, whether it's
- 5:12Speaker 4: a sports talk show or a five player orgy. Yep,
- 5:16Speaker 4: we will record it all and take the pressure off
- 5:19Speaker 4: of you y'all. Will set up the lights, the camera,
- 5:23Speaker 4: the loob, and will handle all the distribution and profits
- 5:28Speaker 4: just for you. We're happy to help Fusco Production just.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Such an exciting little venture for us, don'ty absolutely? And well,
- 5:37Speaker 2: another story we have to get the because again, as journalists,
- 5:41Speaker 2: it's our job to report on any story surrounding the
- 5:44Speaker 2: game of football one hundred percent. That's why we must
- 5:46Speaker 2: bring to your attention this recently revealed photo of Britney Mahomes,
- 5:51Speaker 2: wife of Patrick Mahomes, who allegedly upgraded the size of
- 5:56Speaker 2: her chest. And as much as we don't like Mahomes
- 6:00Speaker 2: because he's a total loser.
- 6:01Speaker 3: We do have to say this is.
- 6:03Speaker 2: A smart move and a good step in the right direction, fam,
- 6:06Speaker 2: isn't it?
- 6:07Speaker 3: Dony? Absolutely?
- 6:09Speaker 4: You know, Mahomes has struggled with holding onto the football recently,
- 6:13Speaker 4: and now these enhanced fun bags should help him practice
- 6:16Speaker 4: his grip. You know, we've seen this strategy work before
- 6:19Speaker 4: with Jared Goff and his wife and her massive oblong
- 6:23Speaker 4: football shaped breasts.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Yep.
- 6:25Speaker 4: And also, of course there's Jimmy Garoppolo, who stopped his
- 6:28Speaker 4: fumbling problem by spending his off season squeezing the giant
- 6:32Speaker 4: bosoms of adult film stars. Just such dedication to the
- 6:37Speaker 4: game of football.
- 6:38Speaker 3: Hold on, it's always squeezing. God, what are you doing?
- 6:41Speaker 3: What do you want stopping the show?
- 6:43Speaker 2: What?
- 6:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 6:44Speaker 5: What? We're now several minutes into this show, which is
- 6:49Speaker 5: supposed to be about sports, and all you've discussed is
- 6:52Speaker 5: women's breasts and masturbation. Frankly, it's disgusting.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Well, frankly, disgusting is what every woman says about your venus.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Actually they say, frankly, it's invisible.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Oh that backfired on your shut up, all right to
- 7:12Speaker 2: other news. You know, last year we pointed out that
- 7:15Speaker 2: after Eagles coach Nick Sirianni shaved his head or the
- 7:18Speaker 2: Eagles became unbeatable. Well it's happened right again in Philly.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Has Donate was struggling, you know a little this season,
- 7:26Speaker 2: just a little, and he shaved his head and now
- 7:28Speaker 2: he's on fire, nodding over five hundred since the head
- 7:32Speaker 2: shaved and donated. You know, I was going to say
- 7:34Speaker 2: that this proves that cutting your head short makes you
- 7:37Speaker 2: smarter or better. But you know, then I remembered our producer.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I thought of that too.
- 7:43Speaker 4: You know, our producer has short hair, which must mean
- 7:46Speaker 4: that he must be so dumb that even with his
- 7:49Speaker 4: short hair it can't help his performance.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 7:52Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you gotta wonder if he had
- 7:55Speaker 2: long hair, well, he'd just be an invalid.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be a caveman, is something. It just doesn't
- 8:00Speaker 3: make any sense to you.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Guys are calling me a caveman. Just look in the mirror.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Oh don't worry.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I'll look in the mirror as I drive my car
- 8:10Speaker 2: over your body and look back just to see that
- 8:12Speaker 2: you're dead.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Now shut up, yeah, now shut up? Yeah,
- 8:15Speaker 3: all right, stop being the rupt stop exactly, Let's just
- 8:19Speaker 3: get to this.
- 8:19Speaker 2: At the forty nine ers gave their mediocre and usually
- 8:22Speaker 2: horrible quarterback, brock Party, a massive contract extension five years,
- 8:27Speaker 2: two hundred and sixty five million dollars. Now, some people
- 8:30Speaker 2: think brock Purty is now wildly overbaid, but that's very
- 8:34Speaker 2: short sighted of them, isn't it.
- 8:35Speaker 4: Don't it totally brock Party needs to be paid all
- 8:39Speaker 4: that money. Have you looked at the price of apartments
- 8:41Speaker 4: in San Francisco lately? Before this contract, my sources tell
- 8:46Speaker 4: me that brock Party could only afford a studio apartment
- 8:49Speaker 4: with a Murphy bed, But now, thanks to his new contract,
- 8:53Speaker 4: he can now afford a two bedroom apartment and San
- 8:56Speaker 4: Francisco that has not won but one and a half baths,
- 9:00Speaker 4: right above a Chinese restaurant. And it's a lot rougher
- 9:03Speaker 4: for Brandon Ayuk. He's only making thirty million dollars a year,
- 9:08Speaker 4: so he can only afford a cot inside a local hostel,
- 9:11Speaker 4: and Fred Warner team sources say he's sleeping in a
- 9:15Speaker 4: Transformist themed sleeping bag on the floor of Kyle Shanahan's
- 9:19Speaker 4: son's room.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Wow, this truly puts it all in perspective that dony
- 9:24Speaker 2: yin the contract knows. The Browns have signed Shadur Sanders
- 9:29Speaker 2: to a four year deal with a poultry four point
- 9:32Speaker 2: six million dollars, which is about two million dollars less
- 9:36Speaker 2: than he was making in college and donate.
- 9:38Speaker 3: This raises a serious question, doesn't it.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Yeah, why can't NFL players enter the transfer portal and
- 9:45Speaker 4: go back to college?
- 9:47Speaker 3: Yep?
- 9:47Speaker 4: If Shadou Sanders could transfer from the Browns to Ohio State,
- 9:51Speaker 4: that would be a perfect fit and even an upgrade yep.
- 9:55Speaker 4: And you know he's already in Ohio, so he wouldn't
- 9:58Speaker 4: have to move. It would be on the best football
- 10:01Speaker 4: team in the state. He would make more money through
- 10:04Speaker 4: the NIL and he could get a degree so that
- 10:07Speaker 4: he could get a job in three years after he
- 10:10Speaker 4: gets benched and cut and thrown out of the league.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Just a terrific breakdown that dony and well the other
- 10:16Speaker 2: football knows. The NFL has voted to allow players to
- 10:20Speaker 2: play Olympic flag football.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Now, if you don't know how that version of the
- 10:24Speaker 3: sport works.
- 10:24Speaker 2: You see the players they wear colored streamers around their waist,
- 10:29Speaker 2: they can't tackle, and they'll actually be penalized for any
- 10:32Speaker 2: harsh contact. Also, no pads, just tight shorts and spandex pants.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Tony, your thoughts on this?
- 10:38Speaker 4: You know, I think this is long overdue and it's
- 10:41Speaker 4: about time. Football should be open to everybody, no matter
- 10:46Speaker 4: what your sexual orientation is, for who you're attracted to.
- 10:50Speaker 3: This is such a great step forward hold on society.
- 10:53Speaker 2: I think something must have gotten lost in translation here
- 10:56Speaker 2: we're talking about flag.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Football, flag football. Okay, my mistake, you know, because when
- 11:03Speaker 4: you mentioned the no tackling and the tight shorts and
- 11:07Speaker 4: you know, the streamers and the span dex.
- 11:10Speaker 2: You know, I just assume. I know you assume, but
- 11:13Speaker 2: I don't totally get it. Totally understandable. Again, my mistake.
- 11:16Speaker 2: You know, we got the wires crossed. Let's us move on,
- 11:19Speaker 2: you know what, move to a totally different topic. The WNBA. Well,
- 11:23Speaker 2: you know, kind of similar, but you know, still different.
- 11:26Speaker 2: A lot of drama again after the scuffle between Cape
- 11:30Speaker 2: and Clark and Angel Race. Now there's been a lot
- 11:32Speaker 2: of debate, raging back and forth about these players, you know,
- 11:35Speaker 2: who people support, and well it's time we do the
- 11:38Speaker 2: segment you know where we put on I analysts hat,
- 11:41Speaker 2: you know, and evaluate these players as they are to
- 11:43Speaker 2: see what we really think of. Absolutely, it's time for
- 11:46Speaker 2: wood or wouldn't, would or wouldn't okay? First up, Angel
- 11:53Speaker 2: Race Tony would or wouldn't.
- 11:56Speaker 4: You know she's kind of rough, you know, even dirty,
- 11:59Speaker 4: and you know I kind of like that. You know,
- 12:01Speaker 4: she can pound underneath, you know, and I like how
- 12:04Speaker 4: she grabs balls and doesn't let go.
- 12:07Speaker 3: So I gotta go Wood. I gotta say, would do okay?
- 12:11Speaker 2: Next up, Caitlin Clark wood or wouldn't Tony?
- 12:14Speaker 3: You know?
- 12:14Speaker 4: The downside is that she's a little bony, but she
- 12:17Speaker 4: has great ball handling skills and take shots from any position,
- 12:22Speaker 4: but of course seems most comfortable taking it deep, unlike
- 12:25Speaker 4: some other women.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Definitely a wood.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Definitely a wood for me, Tony, and all right, Sophie
- 12:32Speaker 2: Cuttingham would a wouldn't.
- 12:35Speaker 4: A real team player, gives it up for anybody, and
- 12:38Speaker 4: I really.
- 12:38Speaker 5: Will like boa whoa, whoa?
- 12:40Speaker 3: What are you doing again? What?
- 12:45Speaker 5: This segment is awful? It's so clearly about objectifying women
- 12:51Speaker 5: talking about sex.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Whoa?
- 12:52Speaker 2: Who said anything about the sex and objectifying women?
- 12:55Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 12:56Speaker 4: Bro?
- 12:56Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 12:57Speaker 5: What what do you mean?
- 13:00Speaker 2: We were clearly talking about if you would or wouldn't
- 13:03Speaker 2: start a franchise with that player. That was totally clearly
- 13:06Speaker 2: obvious to everybody, everybody.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Except your Yeah, no, get your mind out of.
- 13:12Speaker 4: The gutta bro, you know that's all you think about,
- 13:14Speaker 4: you depraved pervert.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Just disgusting, disgusting.
- 13:17Speaker 4: We apologize to all our female viewers for having to
- 13:21Speaker 4: endure that.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Yeah we apologize. Yeah, we apologize to you the way enough. Yeah,
- 13:26Speaker 2: you're mowning the show to shut up? All right, Look,
- 13:29Speaker 2: we got to move on to the story.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Let's just Tony, all right.
- 13:32Speaker 2: See this, Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarado was suspended eighty games
- 13:37Speaker 2: for testing positive for having too much testosterone in his body.
- 13:41Speaker 2: And now, Tony, this is just truly disgraceful, isn't it
- 13:45Speaker 2: so disgraceful?
- 13:46Speaker 4: This is the problem with sports today. It's the feminization
- 13:50Speaker 4: of sports. Ye, banning testosterone and men. We may as
- 13:55Speaker 4: well surrender to the Soviets now, I mean, what's gonna
- 13:58Speaker 4: happen next? Are they going to suspend men for having
- 14:01Speaker 4: too low estrogen? Are they going to only let you
- 14:05Speaker 4: play baseball if you're above a sea cup?
- 14:08Speaker 3: You know, it's a very slippery slope, just very.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Terrifying all around, Tony and well talking about bands that
- 14:14Speaker 2: shouldn't have happened. You see this, The PGA has banned
- 14:18Speaker 2: Scotty Scheffler's driver and also Rory McElroy's drive out.
- 14:22Speaker 3: It just seems so stupid. What's going on here, Tony?
- 14:25Speaker 3: So stupid?
- 14:26Speaker 4: You know, we all know Scotty Scheffler needs a driver.
- 14:30Speaker 4: The last time we saw him drive, he ran over
- 14:32Speaker 4: a security guard. Now look at Rory McElroy. He's from Ireland,
- 14:37Speaker 4: where they drive on the wrong side of the road.
- 14:39Speaker 4: You know, we can't let him take the wheel here
- 14:41Speaker 4: in America.
- 14:42Speaker 3: He could kill somebody. He could kill guys.
- 14:45Speaker 5: What now they're banning drivers as in golf clubs, not
- 14:51Speaker 5: drivers who drive cars.
- 14:53Speaker 3: What you know?
- 14:55Speaker 5: This, this is the problem with our society. Lazy people
- 14:57Speaker 5: like you who just read headlines and think they they
- 15:00Speaker 5: know what's going on.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what headline we're all about
- 15:04Speaker 2: to say, producer dies a virgin.
- 15:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually drove your mom home last night with
- 15:11Speaker 4: my cock.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Oh you know, we need to have a word without producer.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Let's just go ahead, go to break, Go to break
- 15:19Speaker 2: right now, we'll be right back. All right, We're back
- 15:23Speaker 2: from commercial and just so you know, in the preceding
- 15:26Speaker 2: moments here, while we were at break, we had a
- 15:28Speaker 2: very stern talk without producer.
- 15:31Speaker 3: We did.
- 15:32Speaker 2: He was very apologetic for his terrible behavior. And you
- 15:36Speaker 2: couldn't look at him now. He's just scared. He looks
- 15:38Speaker 2: shell shocked. He's just so upset. He knows he has
- 15:41Speaker 2: a zero tolerance policy.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Very thin. Nice. But the problem here is that.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Because he spent so much time talking that we're now
- 15:49Speaker 2: up against time. So we're gonna ahead and go ahead
- 15:52Speaker 2: and just close out the show here. We're gonna remind
- 15:54Speaker 2: you to visit the merch store.
- 15:56Speaker 3: Of what wait, wait, are you kidding?
- 16:01Speaker 2: After our firm talk with you, did you listen to
- 16:05Speaker 2: the farm doc correction. It's the only firm thing he's
- 16:09Speaker 2: ever seen because it's not his penis what.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Do you want?
- 16:12Speaker 5: What you said, Shador Sanders should go back and play
- 16:15Speaker 5: college football.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, Yeah, And that's called career advice. Bro. Yeah.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Once you enter the NFL draft, you forfeit your eligibility.
- 16:25Speaker 5: That means Schador is no longer eligible to play college football.
- 16:29Speaker 3: That's the rule. Oh well, I'll give you a rule.
- 16:34Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw you a penis. Let's just say you're
- 16:39Speaker 4: not eligible to enter a woman.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Oh great, what what what could that possibly be?
- 16:49Speaker 5: What you said that brock Party could only afford a
- 16:52Speaker 5: two bedroom apartment in San Francisco after his new contract.
- 16:57Speaker 3: Yeah, bro high cost of living.
- 16:59Speaker 5: Bro Party is making fifty three million dollars a year
- 17:04Speaker 5: and the median cost up a house in San Francisco
- 17:06Speaker 5: is one point two million, So he can afford a
- 17:09Speaker 5: mansion if he wants one.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, have I mantioned how much I want
- 17:16Speaker 2: to kill you?
- 17:17Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 17:17Speaker 4: I saw your inbox on Tinda and it's looking pretty empty.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Oh god, so sad you're done.
- 17:25Speaker 5: You're done, by the by the way, you mentioned the Soviets. Yeah, yeah,
- 17:30Speaker 5: the Soviet Union fell in nineteen eighty nine. Well you're
- 17:34Speaker 5: going to fall off my balcony in twenty twenty.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Five, so there you go.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Right.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Don shan know who's coming on the show next week, Tony,
- 17:41Speaker 2: someone we actually want and you better not interrupt him
- 17:43Speaker 2: when he's talking Super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles
- 17:47Speaker 2: will be Oh h, don't forget we told you at
- 17:50Speaker 2: the top. You subscribe to this podcast, your rate and
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- 17:56Speaker 2: and you show exactly and Tony Donny, great job, as always.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Sink to you. Fore another floorless show.
- 18:04Speaker 2: There you go, see people next week, see your