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A Bills win! · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Now, admittedly, I'm gonna tell you I did not have the Bills game on at all this weekend.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I was moving.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm still in cleanup mode from the trees coming down last week.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: Ah, yes.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: So after we ground up all the stuff that wasn't able to be logged, uh, you know, you have a couple piles of mulch.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: So literally Saturday, a lot of the day I was moving around the mulch and all that and getting it out there.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: But um, I did happen to see that the uh Bills decimated the Browns 31 to 7.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: Did the Browns even like arrive to their own stadium?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's the same thing I said on Friday.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's preseason.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I knew this was coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, who cares?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's preseason, you know?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: You're right, who cares?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: 31 to 7?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: They don't want to injure anyone.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that what it is?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They also have a horrible team again this year.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: They're just lightly just dancing into the season.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: I do it.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: That way they can ramp it up and really ride it.
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  SPEAKER_00: If anyone else feels that Allie's uh assessment of the Browns is due to severe intoxication, raise your hand because I'm right there with you.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: Although I have to dance careful on this because I being the fact it is preseason, I don't want to overhype what's happening because all of a sudden regular season starts, and what happens if things take a weird turn?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, whoa.
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  SPEAKER_01: It does get you psyched though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, a couple Bills things that I didn't realize until the other day when we were at that concert was was with a bunch of Bills fans.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They were saying at the time You have to get out of their way this time of year or this time part of the country.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, for sure.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: So I didn't know this.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: And the official parking lots where you tailgate, you know, that you've got private lots and then you have the official lot.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: You can't share food now?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: Did you know that?
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: You mean if I'm making slabs of ribs, I can't they don't want the liability.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that such crap, though?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: It is crap because that was one of the best picnics on the planet.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but who's really regulating?
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh is your job you're the picnic regulator.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but what if all right, I want you to think about this.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like with Bill's tailgating, it's over the top, right?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's say I had, you know, slabs of ribs going on my smoker, right?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was getting ready to feed the four or five cars around me that I had no clue who they were.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And let's say randomly a cop does come by and goes, um, I'm gonna have to cite you, or you can't go into the game now.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Then yeah, I guess give me the ticket.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, the ticket is probably what, a hundred bucks?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Still uh no, the average bill's ticket's hundreds of dollars right now.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I meant for the the sighting of sharing the table.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that ticket.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what would that be?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't even know what the ticket would be.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, I know it'd be, I know it'd be.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: I got it.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: It would be uh failure to show proof of a permit to distribute food.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even without paying for it?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess so.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, and I want to taste your little smokies, and I'm sure you want my ribs, but no longer.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you could lie and just say, oh, that's my cousin.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: To be honest with you, very rarely do I want to taste somebody else's food at a tailgate because I'm not sure.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's the same with like listener food.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not sure if you have a cat hair kitchen, so I don't know.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: There's something about Bill's tail tailgating.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: It is like all rules go out the window, it's all restaurant quality, like everywhere.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's unbelievable what people literally bring out like Blackstones and smokers and you name it.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of food, you had asked about the smoked chocolate chip cookies.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Talked to John 317 this morning.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: He said they came out awesome and sent a picture.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, where's the picture?
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see them.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, he just DM'd me directly.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he DM'd you.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta take a look because we were this started last this actually started more than last week ago.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: This was a couple weeks ago.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: We were curious, could you smoke chocolate chip cookies on a smoker?
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: And frankly, he he gets around to smoking way more than I do nowadays.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I noticed.
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  SPEAKER_00: And apparently he's do- Wow, I'm sorry, I'll make a pulled pork for you this weekend.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I mean, uh it doesn't matter to me one way or the other.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, clearly it does, because you just made that comment.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: I just no you want a brisket and you know it.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not like Wendy, and I need you to provide every meal for me for the week.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's a point too yes.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, you're not.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: Also, same thing.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: There's truth within every word that you say somewhere hidden.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: One of our coworkers loves when Scott's Scott's cooking because she will have meals for five days.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: There's meals for days.
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  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, uh no, I just have noticed that you have been laying off the smoking.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're coming into Bill's season.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe there'll be something to throw on here very quickly.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Can you smoke?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know how you can smoke mac and cheese?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: What about a mac salad?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm just smoking everything.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Can you smoke a pickle?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'll bet you can smoke a pickle.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think that would be delicious.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Can you smoke a deviled egg?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I'm sure you could.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I would love a smoke deviled egg.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'll bet you you could this is getting disturbing your right.