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Episode 45: RIP Free Speech, Kimmel Gets Canceled, Drunk Primates, Tucker Carlson And Ted Cruz Are Right, Beer Pipelines, and more

Purported champions of free speech are curtailing free speech in the name of a man who championed free speech. And defense of the First Amendment is coming from some unexpected places. As such, I have found myself on the same side of an issue as Tucker Carlson AND Ted Cruz. Up is down. Black is white. Miracle Whip is mayonnaise. Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria. Also, studying chimpanzees has prompted some scientists to believe that primates have been getting drunk for 30 million years. It's not our fault! Trump finds his way back from Great Britain, much to our chagrin. Dolphins…

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