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Audio Madness (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Except I'm not. We normally, we do the movie threat now,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not at home.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even have my list of movies that I've
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  Speaker 1: seen lately that I've seen out in the world and went,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell is this? And let's see. Technically, I
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  Speaker 1: think I did just come across some things. I think
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  Speaker 1: they were possibly potentially good options, but that'll work in
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  Speaker 1: a pinch.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're flying around the world.
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  Speaker 4: Jet set and doing these episodes now.
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  Speaker 5: So let's see.
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  Speaker 1: What have I run across lately that I can threaten
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  Speaker 1: us with?
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Because I specifically, there were ones that I wasn't that
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  Speaker 1: familiar with, which is always weird to me. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of dumb movies and even the
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  Speaker 1: ones I haven't seen, I know of them. But then
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  Speaker 1: I come across other ones. I'm like, have I seen
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  Speaker 1: this video box before? Is this a thing I know of? So,
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  Speaker 1: let's see. The Stay Awake. The Stay Awake.
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  Speaker 4: I ran across a VHS copy of The Stay Awake.
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  Speaker 1: There's the words.
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  Speaker 2: It does say The Stay Awake.
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  Speaker 1: Does that look familiar, though? I've seen a million video boxes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing it. That's why I was like, wait, what? No,
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  Speaker 1: I just meant the big letters.
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  Speaker 5: The hell is The Stay Awake?
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  Speaker 2: It does not look like an extremely original thing.
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  Speaker 5: Piece of artwork let's see according to this an executed
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  Speaker 5: murderer is reincarnated as a satanic demon sworn to all
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  Speaker 5: right we're.
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  Speaker 1: Already in right yeah yeah all right so there you
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  Speaker 1: go i'm.
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  Speaker 2: Getting a different description if.
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  Speaker 1: You come up with a better option we can watch
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  Speaker 1: something else but uh norah's back look the stay awake
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  Speaker 1: have you ever heard of such a.
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  Speaker 3: Thing the stay awake Is.
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  Speaker 2: That different than like a sleepover?
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  Speaker 1: Sleepover!
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  Speaker 2: The synopsis I'm getting is the ghost of a serial
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  Speaker 2: killer executed for murdering students at a Catholic girls' school
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  Speaker 2: returns to the school to take revenge on the current
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  Speaker 2: student body.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, I don't know if that's a threat. We kind
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  Speaker 1: of want to watch that. So that's an even... That's
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  Speaker 1: kind of similar to this movie. That's a different way
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  Speaker 1: to go about it. If you want us to watch that, hey,
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  Speaker 1: join the Meltdown Horror Club and then give us that movie.
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  Speaker 1: Because we'd also kind of like to watch it. It
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  Speaker 1: might fall apart and blow up in our faces. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, right now it's sounding pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Found a third description.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: Students at St. Mary's School for Girls find their fundraising
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  Speaker 2: stunt jeopardized by the appearance of a demon.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, it's a fundraiser? Never mind, then.
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  Speaker 3: That's important.
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  Speaker 1: So, if you give us something better to watch, then
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  Speaker 1: we won't have to have weird comments like we had
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  Speaker 1: on this episode.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stay Awake based on a true story. It went away.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd it go?
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  Speaker 3: The true story of the ghost of the serial killer
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  Speaker 3: returns with a Catholic Girls School fundraiser.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is a different thing. Oh, that's stay awake,
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  Speaker 2: not these days.
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  Speaker 1: But, yep, otherwise we'll say a lot of crazy things
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  Speaker 1: like we did this previous time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm currently laying horizontal on my couch while Brian and
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  Speaker 3: Phillip sit near me like the family members of an
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  Speaker 3: infirm elderly person.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the best part. That sounds dreadful. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: best part. I don't know that it does anything, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm compelled to put it on anyway sometimes. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's just a little masochistic thing, really. I'm just like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna hurt. So that's something. It's science, really.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the deity's doing anything up there.
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  Speaker 2: I love that you pointed to the cat when you
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  Speaker 2: said science.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I was like, science cat.
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  Speaker 2: When everyone knows that that's witchcraft. I'll take it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: At some point, maybe I'll go for Grunkle, but, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to be a Grunkle.
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  Speaker 1: Grunkle's pretty awesome too.
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  Speaker 3: And it was fucking scary. It was really creepy. It
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  Speaker 3: was about a woman who, it's done in found footage,
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  Speaker 3: but like current and then like six years ago. So
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  Speaker 3: six years ago, she was part of like a kind
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  Speaker 3: of a ghost hunting team with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Which is what you're shooting for. Yeah. I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 3: And then they disrupted some secret cult ritual.
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  Speaker 1: But that's definitely an interesting performance. And one he's kind
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  Speaker 1: of just settled into now. Because he started off as
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  Speaker 1: a dorky kid in every role. And then he sort
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  Speaker 1: of graduated up into awkward, not really a leading man,
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  Speaker 1: but kind of like a half of a leading man.
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  Speaker 1: And now he's just become kind of a creepy bastard.
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  Speaker 1: But still presented in this very... Look, all shucks, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a likable guy, except I'm kind of not like most
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  Speaker 1: horrible guys.
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  Speaker 2: He's one of your likable smarmy guys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Knowing that he's like one of the creepiest bastards in
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  Speaker 1: horror movies as of recent years, it's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They're kind of playing with that and using that against
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  Speaker 4: you as the audience member, and I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, who is their licensing board? Who are overseeing agencies?
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  Speaker 1: That's the other thing is re-watching it because I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: it going, I remember having these nitpicky thoughts last time
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  Speaker 1: I watched it and I feel like, did we already
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  Speaker 1: do this? Because I was like, I had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of thoughts last time and I'm still having them watching
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  Speaker 1: it this time. No.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it was trying to make some kind
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  Speaker 3: of social commentary on the whole deinstitutionalization.
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  Speaker 2: In the 80s. I think it was because this was
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  Speaker 2: going on during the Reagan administration where they were just
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  Speaker 2: shutting down mental hospitals and throwing people out on the street.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how hospital administration, when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: checking in and checking out patients, works. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that for a living.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not qualified to do that for a living. Would
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  Speaker 1: you like to?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure that weird creepy pervy orderly isn't either.
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  Speaker 1: But in the beginning they kept selling him as the
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  Speaker 1: creepy bastard because they would just turn around and look
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  Speaker 1: at him and he would just laugh to himself like
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  Speaker 1: an evil overlord.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the way he just stared at her through the window.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, they were selling him as the real
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  Speaker 1: creep at the beginning and then we got to the
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  Speaker 1: other guy and we're like, oh no, this guy, I
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  Speaker 1: think he wins. So it was. We weren't just speculating. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you guys wrote. And then it fell apart
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  Speaker 1: and you just didn't bother to readjust your trailer voiceover?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they just recorded the audio for that before they
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  Speaker 2: even sent it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, we spent $ 400 on that, guys. We gotta
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  Speaker 2: use it.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, they were gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: So they were asking for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they told me to come in.
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  Speaker 1: Boobs. So you're getting ready to get it on. And
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  Speaker 1: you both kind of know that. You're a couple. You
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  Speaker 1: know what's about to go down. So you change your shirt.
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  Speaker 2: You change your t-shirt into another t-shirt.
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  Speaker 1: If you just took it off in preparation... That would
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  Speaker 1: make sense. Then, okay, go for it.
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  Speaker 2: But it was another t-shirt of equal non-sexiness. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Or, you know, it's a fine look she was going for,
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  Speaker 4: but I was just like.
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  Speaker 2: But why put it back on?
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  Speaker 1: You know what you're going to do in just a
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  Speaker 1: minute here. We're all aware of what you're about to do,
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  Speaker 1: so why put a shirt back on? Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: one of the ones I have a reason. Would you
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  Speaker 1: like me to tell you why?
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  Speaker 2: Was it because of the sorority?
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  Speaker 1: It's maybe the most adorable reason for nudity. Because obviously
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  Speaker 1: this was very essential nudity to the plot.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly.
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  Speaker 1: This was essential to the character and the story. They
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  Speaker 1: were really pressed to find girls to take their top
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  Speaker 1: off is what I found out in the behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't? I wouldn't think it would be that hard
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  Speaker 1: in Hollywood at that point in time.
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  Speaker 3: In the early 80s, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that would be... Nope. It was a
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  Speaker 1: fight from what it seems like. I mean, at least
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  Speaker 1: that guy was old enough to have gotten his license
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  Speaker 1: before he got put away. Unlike Michael, who is like
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  Speaker 1: a child and there's no excuse for him to know
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  Speaker 1: how to drive a car. But he does pretty good, actually.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that reminds me, though, of Halloween because we
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  Speaker 2: are specifically talking about it. But the scene in Halloween...
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  Speaker 2: where Michael Myers is driving down the street, perving out
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  Speaker 2: on all the different kids. Like you do. Yeah, because she,
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  Speaker 2: somebody even says, well, how do you learn how to drive?
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  Speaker 2: And I always just thought for years that, well, maybe
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  Speaker 2: he's just, let's just say he just figured it out.
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  Speaker 2: But he's cruising down the street so smoothly. There's no
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  Speaker 2: like him, like using like the wrong foot on the
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  Speaker 2: brake and like jerking forward.
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  Speaker 1: But that would have been very good. Thank God it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a stick. Trying to out of nowhere learn how
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  Speaker 1: to drive a stick. 3D effect. So how do you
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  Speaker 1: feel about the 3D? Yeah, then she lied. Didn't know
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  Speaker 1: how to skateboard at all.
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  Speaker 2: That's not college age level skateboarding. That's like four year
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  Speaker 2: old level skateboarding.
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  Speaker 1: You're a girl type person. I'm assuming someone in your
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  Speaker 1: circle is always wearing workout gear. I love this outfit.
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  Speaker 1: At any given moment, she's got some sort of workout
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  Speaker 1: outfit on. Because that's what people do. It's the 80s, man.
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  Speaker 1: Aerobics and shit.
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  Speaker 3: Ad leisure is back in. So there you go. Lululemon
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  Speaker 3: and such.
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  Speaker 2: You know, psychos have snuck into this house to kill
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  Speaker 2: people before.
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  Speaker 1: What are the odds it's going to happen again? Come
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  Speaker 1: on in.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this isn't the right line of work for you, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Collins. They were so okay with it, which makes me
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  Speaker 2: think it happens daily.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I'm like, you should tell somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: What was going on in that ward?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Walking Dead ward?
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  Speaker 3: Why were they in body bags and moving around?
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  Speaker 1: It's Ward L.
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  Speaker 2: Duh.
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  Speaker 3: Different colored tubes of liquid.
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  Speaker 2: How many freaking wards does this hospital have?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, are there 26 wards in here?
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  Speaker 1: Ward L, you've got to have special clearance. They don't
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  Speaker 1: let just anybody wander around.
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  Speaker 2: But apparently they do.
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  Speaker 4: So I guess at this point, we get to the
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  Speaker 4: introduction of the other thing that is maybe the biggest,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, what the hell is going on aspect
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  Speaker 4: of this movie?
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  Speaker 1: Which this continues for the entire rest of the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's at that point, more.
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  Speaker 4: Or less, that she.
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  Speaker 4: So you'd think with her, we would.
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  Speaker 1: At least invest a little time.
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  Speaker 2: I think what little development they gave her just completely
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  Speaker 2: tired out the screenwriter. He's like, oh, that's hard work,
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  Speaker 2: you guys. Let's just put chicks' heads in vices and
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  Speaker 2: just call it a day.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: How about we just pressure blast one? That'll be fun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of offenses, let's talk about the sheriff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What an odd bit of casting. Well, no, because we're
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  Speaker 1: now at another topless scene. So, put a pin in it.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: Again, they want to tease him. So, they're going around
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  Speaker 1: to all the girls there going, so, will you take
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  Speaker 1: your job off? And every one of them went, no. So,
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  Speaker 1: every girl in that scene called him no. So, they
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  Speaker 1: needed somebody to make this.
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  Speaker 2: Did they wait until the day of filming to ask
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  Speaker 2: these girls that?
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  Speaker 1: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: They're not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. They probably shot for like a day and
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  Speaker 1: a half. What do you want? So. Once again, way
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: harder to get random girls to get naked in your
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: horror movie than you would expect.
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  Speaker 3: And I love how non-essential all of the boob scenes are.
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  Speaker 1: They're very short.
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  Speaker 3: They're not important at all.
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  Speaker 1: And they have to get shot in their naked area
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  Speaker 1: with a nail gun.
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  Speaker 2: This is essential to the plot.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: But if you don't want us to say that kind
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  Speaker 1: of nonsense and you want us to say things about
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  Speaker 1: The Stay Awake or Us Stay Awake, or Just Stay Awake,
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  Speaker 1: any of those, just go to MovieMeltdown.com, join the Meltdown
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  Speaker 1: Horror Club, and give us something good to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Or if you hate us, give us something terrible to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Either way, we're going to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: We have nothing else to do.
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  Speaker 1: It seems to be the case. Hey, hey, gotta stay
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  Speaker 1: away As your mind is peeled away But this just
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  Speaker 1: seems to
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  Speaker 3: Find you anyway