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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 17 - Milk · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad podcast. Today is August thirty.
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  Speaker 1: First off August correct. Incredible summer.
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  Speaker 3: Today's Oh, we probably should have said the date.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, it's fine whatever. Oh no, recording this episode
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  Speaker 3: a week early.
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  Speaker 1: This is also just this is timely. This is an episode.
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  Speaker 3: About timely episode. So we got we got a jam
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  Speaker 3: packed episode. Today. We are out in beautiful, beautiful Georgia
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  Speaker 3: in Kennesau State. Yes, Kanessa State University, home of the
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  Speaker 3: milk chugging.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, stand up Kannessau State.
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  Speaker 3: I do believe we talked about the milk chugging last
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  Speaker 3: episode kind of explained what we were doing out here.
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  Speaker 3: But basically I would say that Roan completely misled us
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  Speaker 3: on what we were and what we were expecting.
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  Speaker 1: How this is the first time hearing that you've led
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  Speaker 1: the entire time now suddenly not not not you've been
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  Speaker 1: miss led, not.
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  Speaker 3: Misled, That was the wrong word to you. So it
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  Speaker 3: was more I think the way that you described what
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  Speaker 3: we were doing, I was expecting that you were like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to see a We're going to a milk
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  Speaker 3: hugging contest. And it wasn't contest, but it was so
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  Speaker 3: how are you led Astra much different than what I
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  Speaker 3: was expecting. I was expecting to show up to like
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  Speaker 3: some random place in Georgia and like it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be like fifty fifty year old men who've been
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  Speaker 3: chucking milks their entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you think it was going to be fifty
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  Speaker 1: year old man?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, That's just what I assumed. And apparently
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  Speaker 3: we got here. We're at kennessa State. Why would there
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  Speaker 3: be fifty year old men at a college university? Because
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  Speaker 3: you didn't tell me we were going. You were like, we're
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  Speaker 3: going to Atlanta. We're not in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the Greater Atlanta area, forty.
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  Speaker 3: Five minutes away from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so you got to it last night and
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  Speaker 1: it was completely different from what you expected.
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  Speaker 3: Completely different from what I expect.
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  Speaker 1: Describe what you saw.
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  Speaker 3: The episode will be out by now right, Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The episode came out, Yeah, a couple of days. But
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  Speaker 1: it's basically, if you haven't watched the video, it's like
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  Speaker 1: you got served, but for milk, it's like a thousand
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  Speaker 1: people like crowded around or how would you describe it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was there was a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people there.
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  Speaker 1: I parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it was quite a thousand people, probably
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  Speaker 3: around like six hundred and seven hundred.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was about a thousand. You think, so,
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  Speaker 1: what makes you think that you can appraise crowds like that?
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  Speaker 3: Just have a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: There was a lot of people there, and we bought
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  Speaker 1: the Trump inauguration picture. You're so good at numbering a crowd.
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  Speaker 3: I think there was a round. There was probably close
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  Speaker 3: two thousand people there. It was in the parking lot
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  Speaker 3: of a church, but the church was a strip mall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the church was not a traditional church. It looked like
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  Speaker 3: you were outside of like a CVS. And most people
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  Speaker 3: there were youth pastors. Then you kind of get that
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  Speaker 3: vibe that it was very very religious crowd.
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  Speaker 1: They love God.
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  Speaker 3: No substances being consumed among a thousand college students except
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  Speaker 3: for lactate, except for milk.
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  Speaker 1: You got a flagged by the commissioner of the milk
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  Speaker 1: chug and competition. It was a oh yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't someone that. We saw someone get flagged our buddy,
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  Speaker 1: ohs guy's flag for vaping.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he was like, brother, keep that down. The Lord
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  Speaker 3: is watching him. Keep that town, brother, God's watching. No
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  Speaker 3: but he actually was like, keep it down, we don't
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  Speaker 3: want the v in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would the church get It was also a
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  Speaker 1: fun on the police officers there, but they were there
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  Speaker 1: to just watch the milk be chucked. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: they were cracking down because, like we said, there was
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  Speaker 1: nothing going on that was illicit, very respectful grew.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't even curse the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, it was such good, clean fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was the most wholesome thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was like going to like a high school football game,
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  Speaker 3: like everyone was having but.
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  Speaker 1: There's more people drunk at a high school football game.
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  Speaker 1: That's and like someone loses, and like someone's dad is
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  Speaker 1: angry about playing time, and like there's a coach like
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  Speaker 1: abusing someone.
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting it to be like we were going
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  Speaker 3: to show up, like once I found out what it was,
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting it to be like we were showing
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  Speaker 3: up to like a frat party. Because it wasn't that.
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't that at all. It was literally just like
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  Speaker 3: and also I know, I'm like I was younger than
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  Speaker 3: most of the kids there, but for some reason, those
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  Speaker 3: kids looked really young. Yeah, a lot of them looked
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  Speaker 3: like they were like.
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  Speaker 1: Here's grizzled because you've been in New York. Yeah, it's true,
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  Speaker 1: my body's taken a toll. Yeah, it just it ate
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  Speaker 1: as you and dog ears.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but yeah, they all looked really young and
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  Speaker 3: healthy and happy.
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  Speaker 1: So that's probably it was the milk that it was
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  Speaker 1: probably making. They looked like they had thirty bones. They
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  Speaker 1: looked like a sturdy bunch. They looked like they could
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  Speaker 1: do a human pyramid eighty stories.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a healthy group of guys and girls.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, the chugging was was out of this world.
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  Speaker 3: It was like something I've never seen before. It was
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  Speaker 3: like how many competitions were.
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  Speaker 1: There four competitions, which it felt like there should be
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  Speaker 1: more than that, but it was. It was the right
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  Speaker 1: amount of competition, the right amount of milk, because by
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  Speaker 1: the end of it it.
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  Speaker 3: Smelled rants disgust, disgusting because it was like it You
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  Speaker 3: probably won't be able to see it as well in
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  Speaker 3: the video because we don't want to get flagged for
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  Speaker 3: people throwing up, right, But I mean maybe we'll be
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  Speaker 3: maybe they'll be able to tell. But like the milk
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  Speaker 3: on the ground in the video is not spilt milk.
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  Speaker 1: It was thrown up.
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  Speaker 3: It's all puke. It was once filtered a gag right
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  Speaker 3: now thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: It was very foul and a lot of eating competitions,
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  Speaker 1: there's a rule if you heave, you leave. Yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: this competition have to you just throw up and keep going.
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  Speaker 1: It bro and keep going. And it's like who has
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  Speaker 1: the fortitude to be able to rip through it? People
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  Speaker 1: were bringing out hot sauce. It was like showman shit.
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  Speaker 1: People will bring out hot sauce to show how they
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  Speaker 1: just had an iron gullet. Yeah, a guy came out
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  Speaker 1: with a little bag of halopenos.
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  Speaker 3: And stuff and attempted to eat them, but he failed
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  Speaker 3: miserably and might have ruined him. Right he took He
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  Speaker 3: brought out jalapeno's. Like basically, this one girl brought out
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  Speaker 3: hot sauce and she chugs the hot sauce or like
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  Speaker 3: a little bit she takes like a couple of swigs
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  Speaker 3: of the hot sauce. Everyone's going crazy and then he's
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  Speaker 3: the final he's the final competition. He brings out a
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  Speaker 3: bag of jalapenos. But like it was, it was weird
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  Speaker 3: that he just he should have just brought out the
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  Speaker 3: loose kilipinos. There's no reason for him to still be
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  Speaker 3: in the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he's like a grocery bag that you turn
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  Speaker 1: inside out to grab the halop.
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  Speaker 3: He's like in he's like kneeling down the bags on
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  Speaker 3: the ground and he's like scrambling trying to get the
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  Speaker 3: jalapenos out, and they takes one bite of the valipino
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  Speaker 3: and he's like it just breaks him.
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  Speaker 1: He's never had a lapeno before.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, oh, I think he was like blown
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  Speaker 3: away by how hot it was, and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I think he threw up a little bit already just
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  Speaker 3: from that. And then he had to chug the milk
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  Speaker 3: and he had to get into a sprinter stance.
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  Speaker 1: So you could tell that as he was getting down
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  Speaker 1: into the sprinter stance that his like gi tracked, was
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  Speaker 1: getting all bunched up and it was just.
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  Speaker 3: Getting a panic. I think he was panicking.
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  Speaker 1: He had a sick look on his face, and he
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  Speaker 1: wound up losing the competition basically because of that. He
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  Speaker 1: tried to show a boat and he tried to have
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  Speaker 1: fucking jalapenos before his milk jug in competition, and he
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  Speaker 1: wound up like that, and.
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  Speaker 3: I think he did. I think he went a little
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  Speaker 3: too fast. I think he was trying to I think
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  Speaker 3: he was trying to take it down on one go.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's like lower behind this. It feels like
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  Speaker 1: it's been going on since the seventies. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's been happening since last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's like I think it's like a
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  Speaker 3: year and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's people there who are like I was here
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  Speaker 1: at the first.
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  Speaker 3: Milk Monday because who was the guy, Dakota King. So
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  Speaker 3: there's this, there's this, there's this legend Dakota King who
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  Speaker 3: they all talk about and with reverence. Yeah, apparently Dakota
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  Speaker 3: King has the record and he took down an entire
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  Speaker 3: gallon of milk in thirty five seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty four seconds, thirty fast. And then Joey Chestnut. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the Nathan's hot Dog, Yeah, champion.
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  Speaker 3: Which is shocking. And I'm assuming he probably just had
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  Speaker 3: it all in one sip and throw up after, right.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. But this dude is like made of milk.
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  Speaker 1: Like I talked to him and I felt like I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to a bag of milk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was there, had he made a special appearance.
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping he wouldn't be there. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to see him. They never meet your heroes.
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  Speaker 1: And he truly was the hero around these parts, like
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  Speaker 1: the Coda King is that fucking boy, and people like
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  Speaker 1: wanted to call him out, but it's like called He's
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  Speaker 1: the rock. Yeah, like they.
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  Speaker 3: Wanted him to chug I remember, because they were thinking
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  Speaker 3: that one of the opponents wasn't gonna show up, and
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  Speaker 3: they were liked, Code is gonna have to step in.
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  Speaker 3: He was like never, never again.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pay me a lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: I put down the milk years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody there was like the first milk chucking competition,
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  Speaker 1: which was like eighteen months ago. There were like ten
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  Speaker 1: people there, but I met eighty five people who like
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  Speaker 1: claimed that they were at the first competition. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's like nine to eleven. Like people I
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to be on I was supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: in the towers were like out there that morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like wasn't there a guy from the league who like claimed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like he it was like a stolen valor. Basically,
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  Speaker 3: he he said he was at He said he was
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  Speaker 3: like in the tower or something, and it turned out
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  Speaker 3: he wasn't even in like the same state.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do that as a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he said it as a joke and people just
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  Speaker 3: took it serious and then he like, yeah, that's probably
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  Speaker 3: what happened realistically, But uh yeah, it was crazy. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the the amount of throw up was shocking and it
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  Speaker 3: and like, I feel like when I throw up, I'm
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  Speaker 3: like really shaken up after, like you can't stand.
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  Speaker 1: Like your body vibrates, little shaking.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like panicking a little bit. But these kids would
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  Speaker 3: just throw up, and then they would when they if
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  Speaker 3: they win, they just like forget that they even threw up.
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  Speaker 3: They just power right through it.
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  Speaker 1: But then the losers get taken out in a wheelchair. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's good, clean fun. Yeah, it's just wholesome jokes.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a women's division too. The women chug half
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  Speaker 1: half switch. I don't know, were you cool with that
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  Speaker 1: little sexist It was a little weird. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: know why they would chug half gallons. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: it's a physical difference.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's like a like men can handle
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  Speaker 3: a gallon like no one can handle a gallon.
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  Speaker 1: And then like the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition or
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  Speaker 1: like wing bowl. Yeah, the black widow Sonya Thomas one
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  Speaker 1: of the eaters in the world. She'll just eat wings
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  Speaker 1: alongside the men.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I actually did like the half gallon though,
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  Speaker 3: because it was faster.
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  Speaker 1: It was better that it should be. There should be
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  Speaker 1: weight classes instead of gendered classes. It should be like
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  Speaker 1: this is that we have a half gallon race, we
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  Speaker 1: have like a pint race or some shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I also think the final fight was it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it went by like Ranks did it because the
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  Speaker 3: final fight was was less impressive or the final competition
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  Speaker 3: was less impressive than the second to last one.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's any fight card. You never know
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  Speaker 1: who's going to you never know what's going to be
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  Speaker 1: the best fight.
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  Speaker 3: Of the night. I feel like I would dominate if
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  Speaker 3: I was like second to last, because those guys both
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  Speaker 3: would have smoked the winner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they went fast and they were all about it. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I was most impressed by the one woman, the girl
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  Speaker 1: who I forget which she was. Maybe they were in
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  Speaker 1: a sorority, like it was a sorority fight. Yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: he drank the milk so hard that it like caved in.
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  Speaker 1: She like had oh, like a toilet plunger, and it
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  Speaker 1: fucking the entire half gallon was caving in. She was
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  Speaker 1: absolutely dedicated to the cause.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we were saying last night, I wonder
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  Speaker 3: if if for half down, it would make sense if
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  Speaker 3: you could like shotgun it, like poke a hole in it.
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  Speaker 1: Right, get the mic stud like chug chug buddy, or yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like, I mean, that would be a
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  Speaker 3: huge advantage because a gallon of milk probably a lot
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  Speaker 3: of suction going on there.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. They're talking about taking this to different.
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  Speaker 3: Going to different colleges with it, apparently like it's already
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  Speaker 3: Like so I was talking to the two kids who
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  Speaker 3: run the Viceroy program there, and they were saying that
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  Speaker 3: it's like expanding to other colleges like in September.
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  Speaker 1: That's sick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they're going to try and do like
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  Speaker 3: school wide comp like they're gonna try it is school, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it will be. Well, it isn't technically for you, for you,
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  Speaker 3: it is for you, it is, yeah, but uh, they
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  Speaker 3: were saying they're going to try and do like school
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  Speaker 3: versus school competitions that.
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  Speaker 1: Would be incredible. Yeah, or just having like heats or
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  Speaker 1: like this guy's really good at chugging milk. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: bringing in the best college because it's just such pure fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it really was. It was. It was very well
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  Speaker 3: done too, like the I'm excited to see the video
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  Speaker 3: because I don't really have any great videos of like
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  Speaker 3: the When it first started, like the intros and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: it was, I was getting the chills, so it was
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  Speaker 3: like it was insane. Were you actually getting I got
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  Speaker 3: the chills. I was like, damn, this is crazy. Ladies
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  Speaker 3: and gentlemen and they would go and everyone's going crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, this is wild. I've never seen like.
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  Speaker 3: It really was like a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's gonna I feel like it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: bigger and like it's gonna be more regulated.
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  Speaker 3: It should be in the Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, these people were incredible.
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  Speaker 3: There needs to be more rules though, because like throwing
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  Speaker 3: there are refs.
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  Speaker 1: Though, there are refs and like janitors, Yeah, there's hosts
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  Speaker 1: and there's a live show.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like the throwing up thing is weird
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  Speaker 3: because I feel like if you really wanted to. You
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  Speaker 3: could just take down a sip and then just like
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  Speaker 3: spit it out and everyone thinking of puking.
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  Speaker 1: No, they would be You could tell when somebody's doing that,
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  Speaker 1: because when milk gets filtered once through a throw up process,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little bit thinner. It's like a vodka, Like
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  Speaker 1: you could throw it up three times and.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, it was coming out thick. I was
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  Speaker 3: seeing seeing thick milk coming ground and the smell was horrifying.
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  Speaker 1: It was like wafting off like the fucking blood on
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: a bat.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: It feels so gross. And they were like, yeah, this
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: has never happened before because apparently the place they did
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: it last year there's a drain. There was a drain,
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: so all the milk went into the train. But I
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, this is like so foul smelling.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: But it made me, it really made me believe that
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: there are no other like that was the best new
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: college tradition that I've seen, Like, I don't I don't
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: know any other Like people have like parties or like
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: big concerts in the backyard. That's not what I'm talking about,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Like a tradition where there's some type of competition not
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: even like a beer Olympics. This is just something so
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: specific that's so fucking nuts. It was just like a brawl.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Are you happy that you came out?
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I it was. It was very
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: fun to.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: See some fucking different shit.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Man. Yeah, it was cool. The people here were super
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: nice too. While to southern hospitality, Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Just a lot of that national anthem. They fucking went
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: up for the national anthem.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they went crazy. I was like kind of
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: like not paying attention and the kid was like, flags
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: behind you, and I was like, oh ship, And then
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I turned. I was like, I'm gonna do the national anthem.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: The cop yeah, flags behind you? Brother. Yeah, I was like,
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: oh ship.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Hats all?
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: It was I mean it was United it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Was USA themed. That was the theme of last night
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: was the United States.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Patriotism is back in a big way.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And the moment of silence for Afghanistan was I
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: don't want to say a fail, but it wasn't wasn't weird.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: People were like throwing bottles at first, and then there's.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Like a guy yeah yeah, which was so annoying, like
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: he thinks he's a hero like his brothers in the military,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: like his like.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: His now a moment of silence for shut the fuck
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: up guy. Yeah, he was other hero for me, thank
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: you for your service. Shut the fuck up guy.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: He was like, shut the fuck up.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And he said it slow enough that it took up
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: like half the moment of silence, and then silence ended.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Like right after that. He was like, dude, you just
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: you just got to go with the flow. Like obviously,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: when you're with like that many people, not everyone is
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: going to be dead silent. Most of the people probably
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: didn't even know what was going on.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like interviews still happen. People didn't know.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: They're still getting settled.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: People were literally I felt like it was like a
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: train in India. Like people were like stacked on top
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: of cars. They're like peeking through like the bottom. They
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: were like literally lying underneath cars to have like a
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: better view.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: There was a lot of trucks, a lot of truck
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: big truck school.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a big truck school.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they said, I mean they were like, yeah, this
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: is basically the biggest They were like, this is basically
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: the biggest thing that happens at our school.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: They said, there's going to be more people here than
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: the football opener. Yeah, they said that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: The school actually asked them to do it at the
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: basketball game during halftime. They want them to do a chug,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: a milk chug.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Because it's so awesome.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Like turning down the offer. I'd like there's going to
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: be like ten people there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I like to buy into the Milk League.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: They wanted like Barstool to sponsor it.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I'd like to buy into the Milk League. I'd like
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: to buy an ownership steak in the Milk League and
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: fund them to do some stuff because I feel like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: milk could be bigger than football. Milk could be bigger
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: than basketball. People come out for milk.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: You don't really need to understand it either.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Just chug chugging milk, and it's just there's just something
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: chemically about it that your body can't handle, Like you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: could chug a whole gallon of water, or everyone's like, yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I'd rather chug beer. It's like, no, of course, you'd
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: rather chug beer. Yeah, this isn't the would you rather Olympics?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: This is fucking milk Olympics. It's chantible.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: It was very chantible. What did they say, we want milk? Milk?
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of milk chants, and there's a lot
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: of we want milk.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey Milk. They were fucking going nuts for Harvey Milk.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Milk? The movie Milk with Sean Penn. No,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: it's hard fire, bro, Yeah, sick.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: No Bass movie. It's about this dude, harved Oh Bass movie.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Couldn't make it in the ABA. He could make it
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in like the Who's on the team that played against
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the Harlem Globetrotters. And then he fucking decided, you know what,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a trip around the world and a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: hot air balloon. And while he's up there, he finds
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: out he's gay.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: He runs for government in uh in California, and he wins.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: He wins wow, all because he went in a hot
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: air balloon because he couldn't be tat on glow trotters.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Probably learn a lot about yourself when you're in a
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: hot air balloon. Something I would never do is go
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: on one of those things. Why sounds like hell? It
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: does sound like hell. Those things just like light on fire.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And a lot of early like space exploration was just
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: people just like going up hotter. There's like a movie
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: about it. It's called like the aeronauts. I forget what
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: that's called, but like it's it creeped me the fuck
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: out because they just like you go through clouds and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you're just getting pitch the fuck around, just whipped around, scrambled.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Out of something that definitely could go down because of turbulence.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, like you turn a balloon upside down, all the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: air comes out.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: And it's like, uh, you're just in a basket, right, Yeah,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: that's dude.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Who thought of that?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna weave a basket. They come up with
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: this in like the five hundreds. That's that is not modern.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound modern. Like if you are if you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: have enough technology to be like shooting like some kind
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: of like gas into a fucking balloon, you should be
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: in something better than like a wicker basket that you're
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: like collecting Easter eggs in or some bullshit.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Do they really like they still do those things right?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yes? And I think a lot of times they're just
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: on like a slack line. Early on in the Battle Rap.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: In Battle Rap, they were like, uh, leagues were like
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: trying to be like innovative. They're like, we're gonna do
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: two on two battles. We're gonna do international battles. We're
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: even gonna do a battle in a hot air balloon.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Just it seem like, but like, how is that? How's
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: that like bad ass? Like battle as is supposed to be?
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Like, nothing like badass about a hot air balloon.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: It's like rich, It's like French aristocracy.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Rich seen one in real life?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Never seen hot air balloon?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe I've seen one. I feel like I've seen one,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: like in the distance somewhere like when I'm like on
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: vacation or something, because I feel like that's a big
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: like vacation thing. Yeah, they'll offer like hot air balloon
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: tours even.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: So it just feels like it's scary.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: And no one could Yeah, no one could tell me
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: that those things are safe.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like you like have a picnic. So they
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: eventually wind wind up doing a battle in one, and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: the dude was like he did well, but he was
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: like so scared that he couldn't take his hand off
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: the side. Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: It was like I don't even want to go on
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: like a helicopter, but I would if I had to.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: That is like ten times scarier. Is there any you
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: have any control over it or does that thing just float?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I think you have to have some kind of control.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I know there's like the thing with the bags of
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: sand or something, right, Yeah, you just like drop sand.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: But that would give me the whillies, even just like
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: watching something fall down if I had a parachute, maybe,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: but even so, just like that would get like I'd
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: rather be jumping out of it, Like I would not
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: be able to enjoy one second on a Now this
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: view is if it was like aready feet off the ground.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: But even that's like, I imagine those things go high
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: and I bet they move fast.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I'll get to the top of a ferris wheel and
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah, I don't even want it. And that's on
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the ground, that's a structure.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even think about the turbulence on one of
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: those things while I was getting thrown around.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You should watch this Aeronauts movie just to fucking sweat.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: From your palms. Yeah, I want to see it. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: love watching that shit, except I don't all high air
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: balloons would be cool. I don't like watching like the
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: people like free running and doing parkour off of like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: the Empire State building.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's just fucking spooky.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: He's just dumb. It's like, dude, you're gonna fall and
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: you're gonna kill like fifteen people when you land.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I don't even You'll just ruin fifteen people's lives when
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: they watch you fucking explode like a watermelon when you
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: hit the ground. Yeah, it's just more emotional trauma. I'd
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: rather someone fall on me than watch someone fall in
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: front of me and just see them fucking blow up
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Hellness, that is true.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I held that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like waiting for the day when I'm just walking
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: home from work and someone just sails right down by me,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: just bounce, yeah, just pops up. And then in New
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: York people will just walk right by another day in
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: the city.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Do you just gotta ignore it? Yeah, Like when people
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: are like like an unhomed person is just like blabbering,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: like screaming, They'll just be like there's just people who
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: just like have to put their heads oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: it's like a person's like shitting their pain.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: There's like no homeless people in like THI di die
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and like Wall Street.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: What do you think that is?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because the rich people will kill them
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: if they come down there. Yeah, they're just like I
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: was thinking, like I was like, if I was homeless,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I would go down here, Like it's much nicer, it's cleaner.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It's a cannibal's trap. Yeah, fie die. They just fucking
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's just rich people rich. So she'll probably they
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: probably hunt the homeless people. They definitely do. They like
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: laid traps from their apartments. They'll just like sit out there.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: It'll be the birthday they come in. He got fresh man. Yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: and look how supple he is. Grab my machete from
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: the garage.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: We like to keep him alive a little bit.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a perd pressure.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: It keeps some nice fresh meat. Have you? Uh? You
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: do like to feel scared when you watch movies? Though?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I do. A horror movie the other day.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Ah, well, I was watching with my family.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You watch horror movies with your family.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I will. I like watching horror movies when I'm with
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: a group of people. I would never watch one alone.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: But I watched Blair Witch Project, which I've already seen.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: But it was good. They were they were terrified. I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: just wanted to take like all scared basically. Really, Oh,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I was watching my little sisters. Oh you just and
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you just want to have him like screaming. That's big
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: brother privilege.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I just like.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: And also my dad's like horrified of horror movies, which
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: is the funniest part. He tries to act every time
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: we watch horror movie. He like try all of a sudden,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: he's like super busy with work and he's horrified, and
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: then he like tries to like he's like one of
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: those people that like tries to like make jokes through
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: the movie.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Like at least like yeah, because he's scared. He's just
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: making jokes for himself.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my least here thing go there. Yeah, Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: he gets so scared. Blair Witch is scary too, because
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: it's like you don't, like the whole time you're waiting
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: for something.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: To happen, just the anticipation of a shock.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's never a shock.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I've never seen him bro, So spoiler you never get
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: scared during blair Witch. No, you're scared the whole time,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: but it's there's nothing shocking.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: There's like no pop ups or anything. But the whole
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: time you're like waiting for a pop up. Huh yeah?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And were they uh did they wind up scared? Did
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it work? On them. Who got sisters or your dad?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: My dad was probably scared. I think my mom was
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: a little scared. My mom doesn't really get scared from
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: that ship. But my sister, my little sister, said that
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: she was, like, I wish I didn't watch that because
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I'm terrified. Also, we just moved to like an old
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: ass house haunted. Oh yeah, yeah, big time. What are
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: their creaks? Pip creaks everywhere? Yeah, every step you take
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: to the whole house shifts.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I don't even I never want to live
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in an old house.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Now it's like it's nice, but like it's terribly like
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I was sleeping with the lights on.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're grown dude. It's a scary house.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: You could beat up a ghost.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Also, I would horror story and it's just a lot.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: It was a lot.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You're just scaring yourself to be scared. You don't are
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: watching scary shit, so you could just walk around scared
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: in your life.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: No, I just enjoy watching scary movies. And I really
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: you've seen Hereditary right A twenty four Ari Austar.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I still don't know twenty four.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: But there's no way that that's true.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they're just a company that makes movies.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like they make like they make like so
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: many movies. And also it's like a meme on the internet.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: He will make fun of a twenty four What.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Kind of movies? What's the general consensus about what they're
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: making fun of?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Like, it's just because it's like a very like film
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: film person thing to like be really into. You's banging your.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Line, Reggie Deon social guy.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Oh geez, you want to answer it?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, yo on uh on uh Wednesday night, Okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: no show tonight. We're rescheduling for Miami. All right, cool,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: sounds good, all right, let me know, well, well, well
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: sas looks like we just bought some time. Yeah, we
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: were up against the schedule. Dude, I feel way more
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: relaxed whenever I have something else to do. That's just
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: like impending. I can't even just really watch it when
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it's Yeah, what do you know about Dion Sanders.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I know he's the goat.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not scared of hot air balloons. You don't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: think so they'll fucking jump in a hot air balloon
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not surprising.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: No, he probably would hop up in a hot air balloon.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: But dude, I just don't like the sensation of being scared.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I love the sensation of being scared when you're watching
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: a movie. Why, Like, when you're win with your friends
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: and you're watching a scary movie, it's so fun.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Why do you like to get scared with your boys
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: because it's fun? Why it's like if it's more fun
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: than being scared alone? Like my friend, one of my
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: friends just watches horror movies like by himself, just because
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: he likes the genre. No, I think, or he just
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: wants to be scared alone.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: No, I think he's just like, Oh, like a new
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: horror movie that I haven't seen, I want to watch this.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I like to get brave with my boys. I like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to watch like Moana with my boys. Oh dude, or
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: just like movies is so much more fun. I want
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to see that new movie like The Candy Man. It's
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: like it's like a remake of the old one. I think, yes,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and you just want to get scared.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Apparently it's really scary and apparently it's really good too. Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: it's in theaters though, which I thought were I thought
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: we were past that point in life.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you thought everything's just gonna come
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: right to you? Yeah? You don't like that. I want
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, we were looking for a horror movie
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: for so long, and I was looking for everywhere, and
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: then I was like, Oh, this movie looks awesome. And
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: then I check online and I'm like, oh, it's in theaters.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Since when is that a thing? Again?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that being in theaters would make it
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a more immersive experience. It's just all around you. There's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: just spook all around you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I also would have just liked to
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: watch the movie.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You just don't want to go out. You don't want
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to leave.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Well, what's going to go to the movie theater with
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: my family?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I got you, dude, Let's go. Let's go to the movie.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Let's see it. Yeah, we're boys, let's go get scared together.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Nah. Nah, you can't handle that shit. I can't have
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: you go and if you're gonna be thrown off my
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: energy while we're there, shakes, dude, we had so do
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: you get really scared?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Do you not want me to see you scared? No?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't get like white as a ghost.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I used to get super scared, but now I'm like
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: fucking made of steel. We we uh so at at
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: school in Chicago for my one year of college. They
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: had Ariost, who wrote Midsummer and Hereditary, come in and
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: he spoke, and then we watched Hereditary in like a
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: theater and it was like one of the most frustrating
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: experiences of my life because it's like Hereditary is like
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: one of the scariest movies of all time, and that's
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: like a very popular opinion, Like it is a horrifying movie.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Deniably scared. What flavor of scare?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Is it every flavor?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Or what's like the premise of psychologically scary? Like there's
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: like actual horror shit that happens. It's really well made.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: It's a great movie, really good horror movie. And uh
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: and like we're watching it and I've never seen it,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: but I know it's so scary, and I was like
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: looking forward to watching it and everyone there is clearly
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: scared too, and they're all laughing during the scary parts.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: It was like a goddamn laugh track going.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: On because they were so scared and they wanted to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: act like they weren't.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they wanted to like do they wanted to prove
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: that they weren't scared.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: They're just trying to act tough in the movie.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Which was wildly frustrating.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking scared.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like the guy who made the movie
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: is here.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Oh so it was. It was disrespectful.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: He was like disrespectful and it was annoying. It was
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: just like, just watch the fucking.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Movie, dude. I got when I first watched The Joker,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I was pissed off that when people laughed at Heath
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Ledger it was right after he died. I was like
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: getting legitimately pissed off in the theater. I was like,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: they don't fucking understand the good he's acting right now.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: This role literally fucking killed him and they're laughing. This
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: shit is not fucking funny. Yeah, I was pissed off.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: You saw the movie in the theater big time. I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: think multiple times. That was like one where we kept
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: on going back to the theater to watch it. Really, why
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: what what it was that surprising to you?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I I just said I think I was pretty young
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: when that movie came out, so I don't know. I
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: don't think I did.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to come out like twenty fifteen.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Were you dodging bullets at the theater.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I went in there strapped up with Kevlar's let it
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: be known that he was going to try. Yeah, it's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: strapped up right now.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Remember when The Joker came out and they were like
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: sending police officers like into the theaters.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Were they, Yeah, nobody getting the ideas.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they thought someone's gonna shoot at theater.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Someone did.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Joker. Wasn't that great?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Oh The Joker?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like an okay movie.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Uh, I mean it was good for.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Like Joaquin Phoenix was awesome.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that that's what people are looking for
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: in The Joker, just somebody who completely embodies the role
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: and just uh, they're making a sequel, aren't they with Joaquin? Again?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I heard they were making
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: a sequel.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Has it been said that he should have He should
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: have like if you were really dedicated, he would have
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: died else probably, No, I don't.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I said it, but it makes sense.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: It's so funny that Jack Nicholson played the Joker at
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: one point.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: It was like a different role, but he he did
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a good job of it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever seen Jim Carrey's impression of him.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: He transformed.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did we talk about this? We talked about We
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: did talk about this on the podcast. We were talking
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: about impressions.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was because you were talking about your Trump.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know which I've retired. I'm never doing Trump again.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I did it in front of my family. They loved it,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: but I didn't tell them. I didn't tell them I
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: was going to do it. We were talking about Trump
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: and I like made a joke and I did it
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: in my Trump voice. It killed it crushed.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Little Sass has done it again. Oh the boy doesn't.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Anytime anyone in my family says little Sass or a
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: little Sasquatch, I'm like, I'm gonna kill myself. It's so
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: it's like painful.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Why do you ever regret?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: My mom will be like, do we talk about something,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: my mom? But he's a little Sasquatch.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And I'll be like, oh wait, what do you mean
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: what content? Who will she say that to?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Like she'll like, I don't even know. She'll say to
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: like someone in my family. Like we'll just be talking
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: and she'll like say something about me and she'll say,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I'm a little Sasquatch and I'll be like.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Is she making fun of you or she's just being
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: like she's like joking people people like you, but like
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: people want to see him because he's a little.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: sEH yeah yeah, stuff like that got it? And I'm like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: you don't.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sit well with you, No, doesn't sit right
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: with you. Even Roan doesn't your parents call you rone.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: They don't call me it, but they're like yeah when
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: they say it, and it's like it's my name. It's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: just like a part of my name.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not your name, Bro for Rone, for Rone,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: for Rone from fron Front.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It's like Tyrone without the tie.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: From yesterday, when we were at the at the Milk thing,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: there were hundreds of fans just dying to take a
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: picture with stool Presidente.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: From multiple levels. Even when our boy uh Wallace, who's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a producer on this, was talking to the guy who
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the Viceroy who was setting it up, he was like,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Dave might even be.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I had some I had multiple people
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: hironically come to me and be like, Bro, get Dave
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: out here. I was like, what makes you think that
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: me and Dave have ever even looked each other in
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: the eyes before anytime. Anytime I walk by Dave, we
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: both just look down at the ground and keep keep
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: chugging along.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Does he he looks down at the ground too?
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, he doesn't even look in my direction.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: But does he look past you or look down at
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the ground, because this is very psychologically telling, because if
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: you both look down at the ground, you're both just
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: submitting to each other.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: I think I looked down at the ground. Actually, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: think usually I just look at him the whole time,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: seeing if he's looking at me, and then he just
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: keeps he keeps looking straight in a challenging way or
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: for approval, for approval, could yeah, for approval mostly.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Anything you're going to talk about.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Roan basically took a picture of this kid,
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: and he was like, I think he was joking.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It was one hundred percent joking.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: It would have been way funnier if it wasn't a joke, though.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: He was like, just met Steel Presidente, good guy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: It's a very funny tweet, hilarious talks to that guy,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: and I think that he was joking, So it was
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: intentionally funnier, which is even funnier than well, no, it wasn't.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: If it was unintentional, it would have been funnier. No
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: denying that, but.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: The fact that he riled up enough people, Yeah that
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: people believed it. Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, they
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: just didn't know.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I was sending it in group chats and we were
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: all retweeting it. We should hire that guy, I know,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: we should. He's a comedic genius. He is a fucking
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: brilliant mind. Yeah, but nash on the blackboard, but uh yeah. Basically,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Rome was taking pictures with a bunch of people, no
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: pictures with.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Me, and it was because they had like they had
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: me on the mic and they're like, he's from barstool.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Nobody even knew who I was.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: These two girls come up to me and they're like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: do you want us to take a picture with you?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, like I don't know, and
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: they were like your name?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Would I help you out?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Because they asked me what my name was, I said, Harry,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: do you want us to.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Take a picture with you? Yeah, feeling a little lonely
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: earlier on the side, like your buddies, getting know the snappies.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Everyone was like, bro, that'll be you someday.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Keep grinding, Bro, don't give up on this ship.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: No. They literally were like, do you want to take
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: a picture with you? And they had no idea who
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I was. They just knew I was with you, and
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: they were like they felt bad, and then and then
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: they go, they go, was that your first picture you've
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: taken tonight?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Was that the first time anyone ever want to yeah
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: picture with you?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, I it's not.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I've actually taken a lot of the pictures. I'm always
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: getting pictures.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, because you know Ron, How
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: do you know Ron?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Do you like work together or something like.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: That, because like you don't work with him?
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And someone your intern Everyone come up to me like
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: how are you in with these guys? And I'll be like, ah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: they don't even know that I have.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Please someone make I was like, bro, check the fucking charts.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: The charts, check fucking charts. You must not pay attention
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: to numbies. But that being said, though, and like you
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: go to the New York airport, people are swarming you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: That's not true at all. We got two people asked
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: us for pictures, three people.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Us as we sprint it out of an airport, not
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: just me and and when you were in Buffalo.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not I don't care about this. I don't care
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: about this.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I thought just more of the story of the girls
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: coming out to me and like asking you if they
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: want if they weren't like, they weren't like can we
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: take a picture with you? They were like do you
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: want us to take a picture with you? Because they
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: felt bad not really this poor boy, like why do
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I need the picture?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It was it was funny watching people come up to
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: me and pretend to know who I was. Like a
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: guy came up and he was like, yo, man.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: It was like, love what you're doing.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: One of the youth preachers and he was like, yo, man,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I've been following your journey and I love what you've
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: been doing.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I've been following your journey. God has been following your
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: journey and he's rooting for you. Bro.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: He sees.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: He was very religious and he got less y'all.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: But when he said I've been following your journey, he
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: just like recounted my last five Instagram posted me. He
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: was like, you've been a rough and rowdy Oh shit.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: They you were on with Dion and Brett Favre and
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: no way. He's like, I'm following your journey, man, I've
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: really been keeping up with you, and he just told
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: me the last things that I've been posted.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I respect it, though.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Who were the guys that you were talking to for
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: a while. We don't have to say who they are.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: They're never going to hear this ever, but you're The
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: story that you're telling about them was hilarious. The podcast thing,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Oh well, these two guys wanted Ron to come on
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the podcast their podcast.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: They're like, just check out our network, and we're always
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: looking for new talent, so I don't mind people coming
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: up and telling me, like, check out the podcast.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: They also did have like ten million followers.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a huge following. It was a group
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: of very nice gentlemen. But the one dude was saying that,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: he was like, we have a bunch of podcasts. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's dope, Like what what kind of
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: stuff do you cover? What are your podcasts about? And
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the one who's like, well, my stuff is more like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: going out and relationships, and my boy over there, he's different.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: His stuff is more like sex bars, hitting up the bar.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: It's the exact same things.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Different things. Well, he's having sex and going to the bar. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and he's a relationship yeah yeah, and being in relationships.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: But it is funny that like, uh, every like what
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: are podcasts about? What is any podcast relationships?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know. Everyone when we when we started
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: this and we had to like tell sales what it was,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: they were like, what's it about? Like what's the theme?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I have no idea.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Theme is just getting our voices on, yeah, just listening
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: to ourselves talk for an hour? Yeah, making themselves ye
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: competitive space and just trying.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: To The theme is is filling my narcissistic all in
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: my body exactly?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: So put that in whatever category business.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but yeah, it was funny. They were like, yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: come out to Where were they in?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I forget. I guess they're just out here.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I don't even know the nnes might be they might
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: go to Kennessall.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I think that they might. I asked the kid.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, everyone here besides you guys goes here.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, it was just all Kennesaw people, dude.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: But then one of the kids in that little crew
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: from the net, from those people from the network were
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: sitting there. I'm talking to the two vice or kids
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: for like a while because you were talking to people,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: and uh, this kid pulls up in a tesla, like
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: a nice ass tesla, and that was one of the kids.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: He was there, Like, yeah, he has nine million followers
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: on TikTok really yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Oh and it was one of the kids in that crew.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy, that's so I mean, it's just so impressive.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: It was sick.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: It was a massive following like that. And do one
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: of the other people who was hilarious was the guy
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: who was the head of operations.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't it sound like.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: A Disney character just like, uh, just took his job
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: so seriously. And at the very onset, uh, Like the
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: host of the show came out and there was a
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: fridge right right by the battleground where the milk chug
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: goes on. The dudes went into the fridge, took out
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: two gallons and held him up in the air triumphantly,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and they exploded on the.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Everyone's going crazy and I'm right next to the commissioner
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: kid and he's freaking out. He's like, dude, we don't
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: have it, Like, we don't have enough milk for that
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: he's like, he's like, we're short two gallons now because
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: apparently like they those two guys that did it, was
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: like it was completely like they planted out together. They
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: didn't tell anyone, which was really dumb in their part.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also dumb to only have the milk,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: but also why would they why would they not tell?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Like they could have just been like, hey, man, can
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: you spend the extra one dollar and get us two
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: more gallons of milk?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: But the guy had to like like get into it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: He had to like run away, just go find cars, yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: and go buy more milk. He was she was. He
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: was like, DoD, we do not have enough milk for that.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: He was so like I've never seen someone panic that hard.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I felt so bad for him because he's like he
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: was like literally like my He's like, my job is
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: getting the milk. He's like I know what. Yeah, He's like,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: I know what kind of milk we have to get.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I know where to get it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Best kind of milk. Again, it's refrigerated, it's at this temper. Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: it was like a ceremony. Even loading up the fridge
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: with the milk. It was like someone it was like
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: bringing gold bars into Fort Knox and they dropped it
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: off on.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: These three like jocks come out and they just start
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: smashing all the milk.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: We don't have milk for that.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: What did they just do? What is the milk on
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: the ground?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: What's happening? Yeah, imagine if there wasn't enough milk for
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the last matches, they would have mutinied. They would have
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: like scraped the milk off the ground. People had already
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: thrown up, put it in the towels and wrung it
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: out and had already smashed down. They were like sponsors
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: for the event, Like they.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Were literally sponsors. And he was like, I was like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: so you guys do it? They do it every other
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: month on Monday, Milk Monday. And I was like, so
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: you guys do it like every other month and he
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, it really depends on how much money
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: we can get. Apparently, it's like they were like, it
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: costs like a fuck ton of money to do it, really, Yeah, yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: probably not that much. Honestly. It's probably just like if.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You're in college, any amount not for guys like us,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're paid getting you Doc four fifty from
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: my paycheck and I don't I don't even feel it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even see that shit.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: No, no, please, I was like, brother, all set one
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: of these up weekly for you guys.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: If you need me to get whatever, I'll be in charge.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: You need to put it on my tap.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You need Papa Sass to take care of all this. Yeah, honestly, Barstool,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Like if Barstool doesn't want to get involved, like, this
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: is a very this is like a rough and rowdy
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: type of thing where it'd be cool if barstool got involved.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: But if barstool doesn't want to get involved, like I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: would like to. I would like to get involved with this.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: You are you going to go back for the next one?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Do you think? I don't think I.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Will just too much to travel to travel going on
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: in the fall. Yeah, but if I people have stuff
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like milk Monday, please hit us up, because uh, I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be traveling.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: I can't think of anything that would be like that,
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: like unless it's like a food eating contest.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some kind of food eating content, but but that
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: would be that wholesome, Like it was like a pie
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: eating contest. The only not wholesome thing was that they
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: were throwing up that they were projected.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: They were pretty jecked out. One of the kids, the
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: last kid, the kid they either to help. You know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: all the throat was just coming out of his nose
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and it was so fucking gross. Dude, that kid looks
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: like he was in like in like immense pain.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad for him. That's why after we
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: did the video on Nashville Hot Chicken, they uh, it
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: just wrecked my my bowels, It just wrecked my inside.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Then I was like, I'm not doing I'm not doing
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: food like man versus food. It's like I'm gonna I'm
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: gonna make myself feel terrible. Yeah, Like I don't I
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: all go to a lot of depths for content. I
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: really don't have a lot of shame. And I'm I'll
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: be like a monkey with symbols, just like dancing for people.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna I'm not making myself like get
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: physically well.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to. I have to give that up
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: because because because didn't you say that when you were
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: in Nashville, you would be like, oh, we're here to
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: try the hot Chicken sandwich. Then they'd come out with
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: like the hottest ship that they could possibly make.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: And they'd like be cackling. They'd be like, yeah, watch
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: out for the toilet la.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh my fucking god. And it was
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: as bad as they said it was.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: I was just like, that's not even like enjoyable though, No,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: yeah it's not.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: It's that I don't understand why people eat stuff that's
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: gonna make them feel really bad.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Fuck Nashville, Brow, fuck that ship.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Bro? No, I want to go to Nashville. Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: we gotta go on a bust win the boys. Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: we were talking to Compton. We gotta get down and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: chill with comp.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be down to go. If it's not as
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: hot as it was in the one that you did.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was. That was bad.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: That was that was blisteringly hot. It'll be a little
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: bit cooler later on in the air pop.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Down to Nashville. Want to go? I honestly want to go,
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: And I just really want to see their studio where
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: they're like, man, wherever they do it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You want to see be on the on the van.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: What would your dream set look like? For Son of
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: a Boy Dad greenery in the background shelves, what'd you boy?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Here's I thought it was a dog like lastie because
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: it sounds like a dog my dream set for the podcast.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what would it look like? Well, that might be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the engineer bringing it up. An ironing board I ordered,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I ordered a fresh ironing board. Actually, yeah, they said
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: the engineer was going to be up with the new
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: one for Jesus.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I don't really know. I don't really have like much
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: thought on it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You don't think about aesthetic.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: This looks this looks good.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: This is good.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: This is the worst that we just go to random.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: This is a solid. We're in a different area where
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: recording like every single time?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Were we recorded different places so often?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it'd be nice to have a set. It'd
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: be nice to have a cool aesthetic.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I think we should just buy the old Joe Rogan studio.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Where is that l A? Is this trick it out?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: No, just use the exact same set. Is his new
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: set that different? I don't watch now his new sets? Wait,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: his new set's actually really nice. The there was an
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: in between when he first moved to Austin and it
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: was like his studio it was like in a spaceship.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Were they just trying to do some uh like some
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: crazy shit?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: But like not like a spit like it wasn't like
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how to describe it. It was like
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: so many like led lights and it was like so dark.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it at all. But then they finally
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: went back to like it's like just like wooden walls.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: It looks pretty good.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: It looks like you're at like a Texas roadhouse.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That is pretty good.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Texas roadhouse is good as fuck. We should go to one.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Is there one here?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: There's oh, we should there's one in Uh, there's one
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: right by the airport in uh in New Jersey. That's
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the closest one to New York. Every time we go there,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Robbie Fox is like, yeah, this's the closest Texas roadhouse
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: to New York.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Dude did so good.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: He's a Texas roadhouse genius. He can like map you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: know how some people can like tell you like what
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: what day of the month, any year was on or
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: like any Yeah, like he's like that with Texas roadhouses.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Robbie Fox knows how close the Texas roadhouse is to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: every city.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: And that's like uh, Jef d Low with like outback steakhouse. Yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: he can outa steakhouse is not even in the same
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: league as as Texas.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: What do you like so much about Texas Roadhouse? Is
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: it the is it? But is it the bun the buns?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: It's I honestly think it's the buns in the butter that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: The buns in the butter are so fucking unlimited. And
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: then I got. I got. I went on my birthday.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Did they dance? I feel like they like singing?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Dan?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: It was my birthday, I got.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I make sure to tell him, well, I was there
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: about myself your birthday.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You're like strapped the hat.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: It's my birthday all alone. The waiter. I got a
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: big ass steak. It was so good. I got like potatoes, dude,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: it was so good. I mean, the beer was just
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: icy cold. And then the buns. Do the buns? My
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: sister actually made those buns and she made the butter
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: and it was so fucking good.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You have a younger sister who's a good cook.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: No, this is my older sister. Oh god, I have
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: three sisters.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: That's a flex.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: The only boy, I'm the only man.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: That ship is impressive on the man of the house.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: That ship's impressive Deon's banging your line. Yeah, tell him
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: to back the fuck off.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: No, he said that I can't record with you anymore, bro. Sorry.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Deon's threatened by by your your foot speed and met
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the speed, everything about it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: He's threatened on how he's threatened by my intelligence.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Deon knows a lot of people at barstool, but it's like, uh,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: he knows like the people with names who are like
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: alliterations or like who have like fake mobs or names.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Lenny balls. He loves Glenny.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like David being.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Like, where's Glenny's Glennie coming today?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: It's like when people at Kenness are looking for Dave. Yeah,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: like they think we just have Glenny in a suitcase.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: It's actually come on out, Glenny.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: The Dave ship was so funny, dude, because we were
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: making jokes the entire time before we went about being like, yeah,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: like people are gonna be like or like I was
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: gonna ask you where Dave was like as a joke,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: which we did in the video. I mean the video's
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: out by now, so if yes, yes, if they've seen it,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't even know if that's end still,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: but yeah, but then we get there and the first
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: guy comes up to me, it's like bro's Dave coming out.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. It's like what life is. You can't
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: even satirize it because it's just, uh, it's so real.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: It's so real. It's so funny.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I wish someone would ask. And then after the fact,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: we were chilling with this dude who had half half
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: a brain.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, really just dived into it to right in
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: the beginning of the conversation.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: He was he was such a cool dude, and he just.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Had my brain removed when I was six.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: We were just getting food afterwards. Yeah, we're grabbing like
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: a bite to eat at a restaurant, and he, uh,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: he had met our cameraman before he rolled through, and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: he was like the first words out of his mouth
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: or that, Like.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: He was like, I had a seizure when I was
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: in second garade and then they removed half my brain.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Like oh, okay, yeah, chicken tender. And he was like,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm completely completely normally functioning. Yeah, I didn't lose a
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: bit of my cognitive function. But then I went in
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: for another surgery and they removed the frontal lobe, like
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: oh really, they removed like they had a surgery. They
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: took out part of it and he was fine and uh.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And then he was like I went in for another
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: surgery and they took out this whole part and this
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: other part and I'm still fine. It's just like he's.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Just not That can't be true. I mean, at a
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: certain point, how many parts of your brain can you
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: lose before you're just not fine.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like he's throwing off parts of his brain.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: The brain is like the appendix.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: He's chopping off parts of parts off like he's in
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a hot air balloon throwing bags of sand. He's just
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: getting rid of No.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: But it was it was literally like right when we
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: got there, right when he got there.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Sitting down and yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I like he like showed up. I went to the
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: bathroom and I came back and he's like yeah, and
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: there was a tumor and they removed it. It wasn't
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: cancer as sluckily, but they did have to remove it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: And I was like, damn, things are moving quick over here.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: You're guys getting right into it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: And then we were talking about Dakoda King and I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this guy's talking like this like he's
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: talking to a bag of milk. Like this guy. This
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: guy was like he had less of a brain than you. Yeahah,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, but he laughed. He was a very
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: good sport. He did laugh. Yeah, obviously he didn'tchop off
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: his sense of humor while they were playing fucking opera.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Brain Yeah, no, Yeah, he was a he was a
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: fun guy. I honestly didn't know who he was wh
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: we were there. I thought he was like one of
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: the sound dudes, like one of the others freelance guys
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: He had a mustache, and I honestly don't think I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: would have been cool if if he was around, if
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he hadn't had a mustache. I mean, we got it
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: two days he said, he just got it two days earlier.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: But he just freshly got a mustache.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: How do you freshly get a mustache?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Well, he just had shaved into a mustache. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: a brand new mustagh. He sounds like you and me
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: will never know, man.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: No, I will. You won't Bro my mustache than Bro,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: You're ten years older than me. I'm definitely getting my
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: mustache in.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: It's never gonna come.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is, dude, my dad had, My dad can
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: grow a full beard. Yeah, I'm gonna have a mustache. Yeah,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I am. You look back on this in like five years,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: and I'll have a full mustach.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: It's just never gonna happen for you, bro. Some uh
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: like Obama never got a mustache. Some dudes just never
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: get mustaches. Some dudes not me, Obama didn't get one,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: or they I already basically can grow a mustache.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I just first of all, I shaved Trump row mustache. Bro,
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: who was the last president? Trump definitely can row a mustache.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Don't you fucking how dare you?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: You're right?
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Obama couldn't and Trump could, and that was the change
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: that we needed.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: George Bush couldn't grow on, Clinton couldn't grow on.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, do you know these people actually couldn't grow them
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: or do you think they just were clean shaved. I mean,
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: there's realistically, they probably were just clean shaving it.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: There's no way any of those dudes could grow mustaches.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: George Bush, it looks like someone who grow a beard.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Then how come nobody in his family has any facial hair.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Dude, there's no way that the last five presidents could
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: not grow mustache.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Is the only one who can grow? Uh? Ted Cruz
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: will be the next president who can grow a mustache?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Nobody else is really even capable of growing a mustache.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I think you're wrong.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anybody now.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I'm just picturing all these people with like like, they
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: all just have completely no facial hair exactly. Obama had
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: facial hair, didn't he frat like at one point he had?
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: No, Obama could definitely grow a mustache. Yes he can.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: He can't. What are you talking about Trump?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I feel like Trump didn't have one piece of hair
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: on his face. He got laser surgery hair removal.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: He's tired of it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I want to get laser hair removal on my ass
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: really bad. Would save me a lot of trouble.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: You do shave your ass for a disproportionate amount of
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: time every day.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: This phone will shut the fuck up, dude, Seriously.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Have some respect for the podcast.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: My phone's on vibrate. You don't think my shit's not
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: buzzing like crazy? Got ten different people hitting me up
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: right now?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Are you still a kiddosau State?
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? When are you getting back into the office? Bro?
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: We need you here, fucking Portanoly online.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: The numbies are going down fast.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: We need you back the ship is sinking.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: We're bucking out water right now. We need you back
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: in New York. Get on the next flight.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: The pirate ship is sinking rapidly. Get here. Now.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You just throw down the mic and just hop on
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the next flight back to New York, back to HQ.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I keep on thinking that I thought that this was
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: going to come out today. For a second, I was
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: about to be like I was about to be like, yeah,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: make sure you guys check out today's episode two for
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: We Aren't Live. We should have just done this live.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Would have been awesome. Oh put it out live. No,
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: that's not possible recording.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: So then why the did you say it?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just saying, like, I think
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I missed the act a little bit, bro.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just being able to talk to the people as
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: it's happening.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just miss up being able to putting able
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: to plug our podcast on it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I do love plugging the pot I know. It's just
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: such a it's so exhilarating.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: And also that fucking that fucking family fugit they're doing
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: like looks fun as fuck?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I think they started doing that right when we left.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: What is it? A playing family feud.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit on the yak.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: We never get to do anything like that.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: That's fucking Are they trying to cut us out?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm tired of this fucking shit. I
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: think they're wedging us out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't like being wedged out even a
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I had to drive, Uh, I had a drive from
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Mesissippi State all the way. Yeah, yeah, all the way
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: to New York or New York. Where the fuck are
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: we right now?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Atlanta?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Atlanta?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know what fucking hotel them in
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: these days, bro, jet setting around.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: It's just suitcase after suitcase is a hotel room to
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: hotel room. Bro, it's a lonely life.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: That's my Instagram bio suitcase and a fucking plane. Bro.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: And that's a fucking fact. What was that noise?
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That doesn't sound good though.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: It sounds like sounds like, let me make a call
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: right now, make sure that we don't completely lose the video.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Sounds like we just lost something for sure, technical difficulties.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: I'll perform a little stand up for you guys while
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: runs on the phone.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Perfect, Oh, say this there's just a weird sound on
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: one of these. It literally just happened, though, so we've
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: barely lost anything. But Sas is about to give us
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: some stand up and it'd be better if there was
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: no video for this. No kidding, You don't kidding.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're still going.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: We can trim it, are they are they? Yeah? Can
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you just go wide on that one?
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna be doing a little bit of change
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: of a camera angle.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Bear with us.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: We'll just throw an ad in there.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, always looking for raised juice, Bro producer, sass,
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Are you coming from my spot as the producer of
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: the show, because I'm not trying to beat the talent?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Bro? Were you about to You just actually went into
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the stand up folder. Let me at least hear something.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: No, I don't have anything.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I just saw fucking eighteen paragraphs. I saw premise after premise.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking rich with premises.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: But it's not like I've already done all these jokes.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: On the on the pod. If you're writing for the pod,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be very upset.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not writing for the pod, Bro, This is
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: all off the top. No, I haven't written anything. I
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: wrote this. I wrote a joke about body positivity, but
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like funny, so there's no point.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Of saying, say it, no, it's even better.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Only the whole premise of the joke was how it's
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: funny when people post pictures of celebrities when they get fat,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: and they're like, Wow, they're so brave for posting this picture.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Like their confidence. I love their confidence.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: It's really that they just never gave up their ego.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, actually, I'm gonna need some validation.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: No, but it's funny because the celebrities don't say anything
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: about it, but then the people will post that and
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: be like, basically they're just calling them fat.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Oh when you say somebody's brave for being.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, that like the Camilla Cabella Camilla Cabello,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: she like gained some weight or something, and they she
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: posted it like a picture. Neither did I. Someone posted
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: a picture of her and everyone's like, I love her,
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: she's serving confidence, and you're just saying she's fat in
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: a nicer way, like I don't think she's fat, but
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: like if you're saying that and be like, oh my god,
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: I love how she still has the confidence to take
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: her shirt off at the beach. It's like you're just
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: calling her fat.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: She should not be doing that. Oh my god.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I love that she's brave enough to take off her
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: today still wear to still wear a two piece bathing suit.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I would not do it. Yeah, if I was shaped
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: like her, I would not be dead. Do it? Good
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: for her? Honestly, she is really out on a limb right, Yeah,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I would never do anything like that. Kelly Clarkson is brave.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: He's still having a career.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Wh do you ever get mad at for losing weight?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Was that Kelly Clarkson or Adele.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Umm Adele Adele Adele? Definitely they got pissed. Yeah, she
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: got like she might have had something cosmetically done to her.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: She looks fantastic. No, people are furious she just lost
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: a bunch of weight. Bro of course you're always blaming
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: it on the fucking cosmetics. I said, she looks fantastic.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What blame.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: You don't think a woman. You don't think a woman
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: can naturally lose weight.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that her face changed.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did. But uh, yeah, people were pissed. They
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: were like, they called her fat phobic for losing weight,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: didn't they.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to if you're fat, ever, you have
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: to be fat stay fat permanently. Otherwise it's a slap
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: in a face in the face to everybody else who's fat. Yeah,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you just can't be doing that. Yeah, it doesn't make
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: any sense at all, and it's not fair. Also, Uh,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: when I was uh, when I was driving from Mississippi. Yes,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I listened to this podcast about uh people living how
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: long people can live? Yeah, and they said there's some
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: people that think that people can live until like they'll
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: be able to live until they're two hundreds, And there's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: other people who think that once, like one twenty two
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: is like as old as someone can live. The oldest
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: person has been one twenty two. Do you think that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: people will ever be able to live for a long
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: ass time? I mean, like, or do you think that?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: I think I would hopefully, Like I mean, maybe they
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: can figure out some way to make the aging process
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: like not as intense, Like I wouldn't want to be too,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Like I can't imagine what a two hundred year old
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: person would look like. Yeah, you don't even want to
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: see that person on the street.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like shriveled into a gar.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you really there's some way they can figure
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: out how to.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Like reverse that, yeah, or just like reach So.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think anyone will ever live two hundred
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: years old.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: They basically made it. They were like, the human body
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: will never be able to like you couldn't run a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: two minute mile, so like you're not just going to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: be able to just break the limits of the human body,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: like double the life expectancy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't, I know, I don't think that would
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: ever happen.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: But the lady who lived one hundred and twenty two,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: she was like, she said she like never got a
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: wrinkle into like her nineties or anything like that.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: She was just like, yeah, I mean they say the
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: first person to live to like however old, I think
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: they say like one hundred and fifty. He's like alive
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm That's what I'm trying to figure out.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: And they also said by the year twenty one fifty
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: that they'll be like like twenty five million people alive
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: who are over one hundred. Yeah, Like the numbers are
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: skyrocketing of people living over one hundred.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be weird when like people that are like
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: on social media, like or one hundred like one hundred
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: years old, like there's still like I always thought when
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: I was younger, I was like, oh, like everyone like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I can't like it's gonna be. I can't wait to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: get off Instagram like all this shit. But now you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: get to an age like you're never getting off Instagram
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: or Twitter, like I'm always gonna be on Twitter.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: You don't think that something new will just come along.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I was.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: No, but like I always thought that I would like
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: I always thought I would like grow out of social media, right,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: but like I'm not going.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: To oh, oh like socially is part of our factory.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're never it's never gonna just like stop. I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: thought it was like a kids thing and like you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: just get you like and you just go back, like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: a video games something like that, like you stop playing
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: with it, but it's never gonna happen.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: You just start reading again, like going to plays and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: shit like that. No, you're you're never getting off of
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: this and people are always going to be like it's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: just it's even gonna be. Like I was listening to
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: one of those new artists you showed me, and one
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: of her songs is about like talking about like like
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I wish like I didn't like go on my phone
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: the first thing in the morning, Like I want to
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: get off my phone and shit like that.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, we're never getting off.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: No, there's no fucking way out.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: The not using your phone in the morning thing is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: funny because like you do it once and then you'll
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: you'll never do it again.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: People do love to like anybody who's on some self
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: help type shit like that'll always be like for like
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: one hour in the morning, don't go on your phone. Yeah,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: like one hour before you go to bed, don't go
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: on your phone.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not doing that, dude. I fucking know you're
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: not doing that, because you wake up in the morning,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: the first thing you have to do is check your phone.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: You got to see if anything's happening. Frankie said he
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: was doing that once. I know Frankie's not doing that.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: There's no fucking way.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He's like. The most on your phone people will be
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: the ones who are like, yeah, you just have to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: unplug for.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: See when I was in Wyoming and you're not unplugging.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: When we went on that hike, like the whole day
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I was like getting like so anxious not having it,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: like because I didn't have service the entire day and
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: it was like it was like a Monday, and I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, I feel like I'm gonna lose my
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: job because you didn't have service because you were just out.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Because it's like I was like, what if someone tries
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: to get in contact.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: With me, you might have been going through literal withdrawal.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was, yeah, change not yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You'll probably be able to barely be able to
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: hear that. But it's a lifestyle and it's all on
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: your head. It's basically what you're saying that you you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: addict yourself. But it's also like people you say that
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: about like a drug addiction or some shit like that,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: like you just you don't you don't have to do
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: it or whatever, it turns into like a brain chemistry
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: compulsion where it's like it is, but it's like how
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: do you how do you break that chain?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: You know what I was thinking about speaking of drug addiction,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Let's fucking.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Go you like like the direction, would you like a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: funny like a funny sketch idea, Like someone was like
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: talking about like doing hard drugs in the way that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: people like like they don't like doing hard drugs, like
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: in the way people talk about like they don't like
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: smoking weed.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I guess someone was like, oh, yeah, I tried heroin,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: but it made me. It made me anxious.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: It's just for me.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I was getting super paranoid in crowds.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't like, it's just not it doesn't.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Agree with if I was alone, maybe like.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Right before Ben, I'll do mess but I'm not going
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: to just do mess in like a group of people.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I'll just be like, yeah, I just wanna It's just
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: like I just like to sit at home, be in
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the comfort of my own home and and bang some
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: black tar heroin. I definitely used to think that, like
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: early on in the blazing days, in my weed smoking days,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I used to think that, like uh like, oh, like,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: well I don't smoke alone, like I'm not even really smoking,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Like I don't smoke alone now like I most of
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the time I smoke alone.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah that makes sense.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: And dude, sas for being such an anti weed dude,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: every time that I'm I'm trying to roll up, You're like, oh,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: this isn't a sweet ass point. Oh I could roll
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: up better than this.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: I could. I don't smoke weed, and I could roll
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: a significantly better joint than You're like, so you're coming down,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: it looks like you took like a piece of like
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: five gum wrapper and you just twisted it in pieces,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: and then you're like and every time you're like, well, no,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I rolled this for myself, I'm like, this is my
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: own personal joint, and it's never only for you. You
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: end up smoking it with like four people.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm not trying to roll a big ass joint.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: And I don't think I don't think you're trying to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: because I don't think you can.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, This dude is fucking slandering. I'm about to fucking
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: joints hit bro. Yeah, exactly, dude. You don't fucking know, Bro.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I used to roll up gotties. Bro, I'd be like
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: seven grams in a blunt brod that's my type type
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: time that I was fucking on almost drowning a pussy.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: That's how I was living my life for a long time.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: We wouldn't even split the cigar. We just fucking stuff
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: it with weed. Bro, and I moved on from those days.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: It's called maturity. Maybe when they get it, you'll be
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: able to roll fucking little pieces of orbit. You'll be
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: able to roll up some trident white and get fucking
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: stone to the dickens.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Rolling the five gun wrapper. I used to do that,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Like I remember, like when you first start smoking weed,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: you're just doing everything that you can't like let people
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: know you smoke weed, And remember being in class just
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: like rolling gum wrappers like joints. Yeah, looks like a joint,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: doesn't it not surprising?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I think I did that in like fifth grade. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: must have been It must have been a cry for
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: help because I like left them all like ostentatiously, like
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: in my desk, like hoping to get caught. Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: I did that once and I dropped it on the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: ground while walking inside my house and my mom found
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: it and was like what is this And I was like, oh,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: it's just a piece of paper and she was like
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: why does it look like this? And I was like
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Mom. I was like I don't know.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I just did it, and like then they like started
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: thinking now. I think that was probably when they thoughts
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: like I was. It used to be like my parents
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: used to think I smoked weed and every single thing
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: I did would be like, oh, this is like one
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: of the reasons we know you smoke weed.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just preparing the drugs.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: I remember like I went to pick up my paycheck
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: at the restaurant that I worked at, and I like
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: went there, came back. My mom was like, why were
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: you gone for so long? I was like, I don't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: know what. I was like. I was literally just I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: was in like ninth grade. I was like, I was
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: just getting my paycheck.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: It always it seems like no one got more falsely
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: accused than you.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I would get.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: You have so many stories about always getting falsely accused
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: of smoking.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: I would get falsely accused like every single time I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: would go home. It would make me like not want
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: to hang out with my friends. So I would be like,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna go home. My parents are gonna
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: be like they would like try and act like they
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: weren't trying to see if I was like hi, but
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: they'd be like looking at They'd be like waiting to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: make direct eye contact with me, and I'd be like
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: so nervous, even though I was like dead sober.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Your parents just don't think you're capable of good, clean,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: fun yes, they really don't think that you can do
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: good clean fun. Like seeing you at the milk competition.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I know that was good clean fun and that was
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you fucking thriving. They don't. They probably thought that you
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: were like sneaking in a flask to the milk chugging competition.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: I was about to.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: And that's probably why we're in this predicament first place,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: because they know that you can't help, but but pretend
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: to prepare drugs.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, you go to something like that, you're expecting
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: like everyone to be fucked up. It's a milk chugging
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: competition with a thousand college students.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: And it didn't even seem like anybody had like pregame.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, No, I literally we were like, oh, those people
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: are drinking. And I look over and they have like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: two pepsis. I was like, oh, maybe they like poured
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: vodka in their in their cans and.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: They were loudly belching and the smell of the belch
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: cut through the milk and you could tell it was
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: only pepsis.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these people were not one soul, was consuming any substances.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were locked the fucking Yeah, all right, should
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: we get the fuck out? Of here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right? Should we? Yeah? All right? All right?
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  Speaker 3: You want to keep going, you want to get out?
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. Yeah, I don't want to keep talking.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to keep talking that ship.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't han't I talk.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking off already as it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to fucking be monastic. We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: our minds.
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  Speaker 3: this time. Actually I know we said that before, but
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  Speaker 1: Bye, all right, that give you the same Bye.