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Toddler wants beer and camping memories · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know, Allie Payne, sometimes you just need a cold one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's a hot day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, especially after mowing the lawn?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's a good time for a nice cold one.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's the best time.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're sweating, you're feeling it, you're like, I've put in effort to make everything look a certain way.
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  SPEAKER_01: I need that yellow gold.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, woman, go crab grab me a cold one.
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  SPEAKER_01: And sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go get it yourself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes this happens, and you should not have a cold one.
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  SPEAKER_02: You want to drink?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: Bah.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: You don't drink beer.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can have apple juice.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: Uh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're not getting beer.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, that toddler's not getting beer.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, they see their parents drinking enough beer that they go, well, yeah, that's what I want.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, didn't you as a kid, whenever it was New Year's Eve, you always drank out of a wine glass, you'd be drinking like juice or something out of a wine glass because your parents were?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: You tried to emulate the fanciness in your mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: You knew it was a fancy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought you were gonna say, didn't you always go around and drink the remnants of all the drinks that people left behind?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, nah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's the sign of an early problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_02: I never did that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You never did that?
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  SPEAKER_01: I never did either, but I used to hear those stories.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like, oh, my parents didn't drink.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the access wasn't there like on Thanksgiving.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, well, unless I was at my friend Heather's house, then her parents, it was always accessible.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every single little thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like we went camping.
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  SPEAKER_02: Camping was the first time I ever had an alcoholic beverage touch my lips.
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  SPEAKER_02: I won't tell you the age, it's not important.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I just remember her mom going, Hey, she smoked Winston Winston's Trisha's her name.
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  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Alicia, you want to try some strawberry diaquin?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, why not?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I remember taking a sip.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I remember taking a sip and going, that's terrible.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just brought back another core memory.
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  SPEAKER_01: What was it, the name of those parks?
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  SPEAKER_01: The ones that had the Yogi Bear Parks.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's where they were set up.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's one in Bath.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there Yeah, that's where they were set up, somewhere, you know, outside the uh the remnants of Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: At the Yogi Bear Park.
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  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
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  SPEAKER_01: With their Winnebago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the uh ha ha, how's this for a mental image?
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  SPEAKER_01: And that like tent that would come out uh from the side of the uh camper.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the awning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the awning.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're all sitting around campfire.
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  SPEAKER_01: Always.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you want a dick and read.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: She's so hard up she can't find her lighter.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's leaning into the campfire to light the Winston.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gosh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've all seen this.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is called the 80s, my friends.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised Trisha even has eyebrows.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, you think I'm nuts.
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  SPEAKER_02: This was the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and she always wore either like a Tweety Bird or a Sylvester Salon.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not Sylvester Sloan.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was a good one.
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  SPEAKER_01: She sure did, yes.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well before.
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  SPEAKER_02: She had a dolphin and a heart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then her husband, now you never hear this name anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: Close.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gary.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have a brother, Gary.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gary's are coming back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't hit the Gary too hard.
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  SPEAKER_01: Baby Gary?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, if it was a Barry, that would have been different.
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  SPEAKER_01: A berry, a Hank, a Butch.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't get those anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many 17-year-olds do you see running through Elmira High School?
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, it's Butch.
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  SPEAKER_01: There he is.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't get them.
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  SPEAKER_02: But a bow, not a butch.
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  SPEAKER_02: A bow you get a bow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: But let me just paint the picture for you even more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Trisha was a curvy lady and had a nice, flowy, mulody- kind of hairstyle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where it was the one where it was Star at Walmart just the other day.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was straight.
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  SPEAKER_02: She always, it was very, it was always brushed nicely.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it was, but it was straight and just kind of flowed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so besides just what you got with the Tweety Bird t-shirt, flowy hair, Winston cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Laying them off the campfire.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gary was a very little man.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Little little man.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so she would be like, Alicia, if the campus are rockin', don't come a knocking.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: It all evens out in the stack.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gary may be four foot three, but he's right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I fed my drink on his head.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Gary always wore sweatpants.
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  SPEAKER_02: And his t-shirt was always tucked into his sweatpants.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every single time.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I went to well, I have been to their house within the past couple years.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is Gary and Trish still alive?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't have expected Trish to be still with us.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I I'm only 43.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean her cholesterol in 1988 sounded like it was rocking.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, Trisha had Heather at a very early age.
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  SPEAKER_02: So she's actually a young mom.
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  SPEAKER_02: And by young, I mean like, uh, let's see, if I'm 43.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's not even 63, I don't think.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think she's like 62.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: I got knocked up when I was 17.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Here at the here at the bounty rubble campsite.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not by Kerry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kerry's my second husband.
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  SPEAKER_00: Butch is in jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love of my life.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want to point out.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is my childhood.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
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  SPEAKER_01: Does anybody else, did anybody else just catch how it went?
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  SPEAKER_01: I was playing you the clip of this toddler wanting a beer.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it went totally turned into core memories of the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, not Yogi Bear.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Natalie.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Jellystone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly Stone, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yogi.
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  SPEAKER_02: And those were the times, but the memories are still great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think you'll see it, yes.