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Matt McCusker _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _544(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: We've got some spring tour dates that I got warm
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  Speaker 1: for you here right off the griddle. All these tickets
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  Speaker 1: you can get through theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. This is still
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  Speaker 1: the Return of the Rat Tour. And we will be
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  Speaker 1: coming to Toledo, Ohio, Pittsburgh, Eugene, Oregon, Kennewick, Washington, Seattle, Victoria.
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  Speaker 1: BC in the Canada, Belton, Texas, San Antonio, Durant, Oklahoma, Amarillo, Texas, Oxford, Mississippi, Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Tallahassee, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: and Rosemont, Illinois. You can get all your tickets at theovon.com
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  Speaker 1: slash T-O-U-R.com. And happy early holidays to everyone. Remember, don't
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  Speaker 1: buy through a secondary website. Go through our website so
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  Speaker 1: you're not getting those heightened ticket prices. And thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much for your support. And we do have new
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  Speaker 1: merch items back by popular demand. The Hitter Hunting Club collection.
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  Speaker 1: We've also got the Hitter Bait and Tackle tees. Those
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  Speaker 1: are new, baby. If you like to rod and reel them, baby,
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  Speaker 1: get all these and more TheovanStore.com, the only place to
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  Speaker 1: get our merch. We are coming to you live today
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  Speaker 1: from Austin, Texas at Media Pouch where we're taping. And
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  Speaker 1: we are grateful today to get to spend time with
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  Speaker 1: this fella. He is performing in New York City this week.
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  Speaker 1: You can get those tickets. And he is one half
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  Speaker 1: of the superhero squad, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. He
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  Speaker 1: just reached five years.
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  Speaker 2: Of marriage, and I'm happy to get to spend time
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  Speaker 2: today with Mr. Matt McCusker. I went to a steam
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  Speaker 2: room today. Did you really? Yeah. Just steam. It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: anything else. Yeah. Have you been in there? I've been
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  Speaker 2: in that. Not, is it like a, just a steam
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  Speaker 2: room or like attached to a gym?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's attached to the gym. It's like in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom or whatever. There's like a room of, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's intense. It's intense. I thought you said you went
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  Speaker 2: to a specific place called the steam room. Like it
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  Speaker 2: was a new thing. That's just as you walk in.
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  Speaker 2: It's just steamy as hell.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if there would ever, I wonder if that'd
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  Speaker 1: be a good business. If you had like a, another
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  Speaker 1: business that also at the same time was a steam
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  Speaker 1: room like that's what i'm saying yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Get your haircut and just sweat yeah or.
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  Speaker 1: Like a radio shack you know oh that'd be nice
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  Speaker 1: and they're like trying to look at batteries they could
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  Speaker 1: have stayed in business oh if they just cranked up
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  Speaker 1: the steam Well, Radio Shack was, it was almost like
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  Speaker 1: where you almost just go there to get, ask the
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  Speaker 1: guy a question and then you would leave. It became
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  Speaker 1: that place after a while.
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  Speaker 2: It did. Once the internet came out, you'd be like, yo,
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  Speaker 2: what kind of battery I need for this? And you'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, all right, right on. Yeah. Get Amazon and
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  Speaker 2: be like, right, nice. Yeah. You'd even buy it in
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  Speaker 2: front of them. Yeah. That's what Best Buy kind of
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  Speaker 2: is too. Yeah. And they don't know shit at Best Buy.
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  Speaker 2: Like what kind of camera do I, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I like, they, the last couple of times I went
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  Speaker 2: to Best Buy to ask about like cords and shit,
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  Speaker 2: they're just like, I don't really know, man. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, dude, what the fuck? What's the point of
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  Speaker 2: this place? Yeah, it's kind of bullshit. Yeah, they don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And then they'll walk over to another guy. That's the
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  Speaker 2: craziest thing. Like, let me ask my, and there'll be
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  Speaker 2: like a coworker or whatever. And then they'll go over
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  Speaker 2: there and then the people will just start laughing or
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  Speaker 2: the guy will slip. And then they'll just walk out
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  Speaker 2: of the place. You're like, it is. So it's sad, man.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I went to Best Buy, it was just
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  Speaker 2: two dudes. One guy was struggling at a cash register.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't even have like the uniform on. And then
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  Speaker 2: two other guys were just talking and it was like
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  Speaker 2: 10 minutes of people just watching this guy struggle. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, you guys, can you guys come help?
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  Speaker 2: And they were like, yeah, man, I guess. And I
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  Speaker 2: walked over and I'm like, all right, well, yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Customer service dipped during COVID. It's over now. That's a
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  Speaker 2: great point, huh? Yeah. Well, we told them they were heroes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's true. They, yeah, they call them all frontline workers
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of them were, um, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: them were not heroes. I don't, I mean, some of
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  Speaker 1: them were, I guess. I guess actually if you're door
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  Speaker 1: dash was the heroes for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nurses, remember they were crying and everything. They were scared. They, they, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they actually did suck to be a nurse. Cause you were,
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  Speaker 2: they were in like, they were in grounds. Nobody knew
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  Speaker 2: really what it was. Right. So being around it all
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  Speaker 2: the time would suck. You had to like hold your
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  Speaker 2: breath the whole time. So I wouldn't, I would have
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  Speaker 2: tried to breathe as like, you know, as least as possible. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good point. Yeah. You're, yeah. You're just talking
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  Speaker 2: to somebody really fast like that. You're like, I gotta get,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta put his talking. I gotta get out of
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  Speaker 2: the room. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nuts, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I wonder if there'd be a good steam,
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  Speaker 1: like if you could double, you know, because I like
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  Speaker 1: double style businesses like that.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. You know, like a shoe store, but also what?
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  Speaker 2: Shoe store, barbershop. I'm going to keep using barbershop. That
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  Speaker 2: would make sense. Wow. They come bring you a new
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  Speaker 2: pair of shoes and you're like, dude, I might as
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  Speaker 2: well walk out of here with a fresh haircut and
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  Speaker 2: fresh shoes. Yeah. Double businesses are a good idea. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't think about that. It's time for it. It is.
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  Speaker 2: It's time dog grooming and maybe sporting goods or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Or jujitsu. Oh, yeah. You just tussle
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  Speaker 2: a little bit while your dog's getting. Yeah. Do you
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  Speaker 2: do jujitsu? I don't do it anymore, man. You did
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  Speaker 2: it for a while. Yeah. I'll go back and do
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  Speaker 2: it once I'm done touring. I just kept getting hurt.
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  Speaker 2: That's the problem with it. It's like I did it
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  Speaker 2: for a while and it's just like, yeah, your back
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  Speaker 2: gets fucked up and you're like then at the end
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  Speaker 2: of it, too. It's like I could just get a gun. Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's like you could just defend yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You could. I mean, that's the new jujitsu of gone,
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  Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah. But it's like, I wonder, you know,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes I wonder like if, um, uh, if I guess
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  Speaker 2: if I had a superpower, maybe it would be, I'd
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  Speaker 2: want to do jujitsu. I want to know every jujitsu.
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  Speaker 2: Be nasty at it. I mean, just fucking gift wrap
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  Speaker 2: a dude. True. It's a lot better too. If you're
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  Speaker 2: at like a restaurant to like choke a guy out
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  Speaker 2: in front of everyone and just like shoot him in
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  Speaker 2: the face. Yeah. No one's going to be like, dude, nice.
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  Speaker 2: That was awesome. Yeah. And it's messy. You got to
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  Speaker 2: clean up, get a weight around. Yeah. just spray somebody's
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  Speaker 2: brains everywhere. People are going to be like, dude, that
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  Speaker 2: was kind of aggressive. That was kind of aggro. People like, God, God, Carl. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be a good superpower. I think to be just
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  Speaker 2: know everything. It was just, it was in you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What would you have? You think you've got a superpower?
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  Speaker 2: You think fly? I really, yeah, I'd fly. It'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Would it though? Think of how, dude, if you even
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  Speaker 2: stuck your head out of a window when you're going
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  Speaker 2: super fast. Yeah. I'd, I'd, I'd be chill about it. Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine if I floated into this room and sat in
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  Speaker 2: the chair. Dude, those things are tough, dude. Are they?
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  Speaker 2: I was struggling earlier. You got to use your shirt.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy I didn't do that on camera. You
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  Speaker 2: got to use your shirt. I was in there, dude, struggling.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, dude. Stop, bro. That water's not for weaklings, dude.
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  Speaker 2: This thing's broken, huh? It's crazy. I had to put
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  Speaker 2: it on my shirt and just fucking wrench it. God,
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  Speaker 2: that would be my superpower, I think, would be able
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  Speaker 2: to get in here. No, I think my superpower. Hold
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  Speaker 2: on a second. I do need to take a second.
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  Speaker 2: You got that. Hold on. That's a dangerous angle. That's
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  Speaker 2: a dangerous angle to open water, dude. Ooh. Dude, that
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  Speaker 2: angle might have helped, bro. True. A lot of when
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  Speaker 2: you lock your hips in, dude. Very arm bar. True. Jiu-jitsu.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, my superpower.
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  Speaker 1: I think mine would be if you went into the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom not being able to know if somebody had pooped
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  Speaker 1: in there recently.
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  Speaker 2: That would be nice. It was like when you take
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  Speaker 2: a dump, it doesn't smell. If you had that for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like the second you walk into a bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: you can tell if somebody's dumped recently, if somebody with
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  Speaker 2: perfume did dump. Oh, you want to know if they
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  Speaker 2: dumped or not know? I don't want to not know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know anything.
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  Speaker 1: So that'd be my superpower to not have, because you
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  Speaker 1: can't trick your mind and not know.
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  Speaker 2: True. But if the seat's warm, you're going to be like,
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  Speaker 2: that's the worst. And you sit down at like an
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  Speaker 2: airport bathroom and the seat's 98.6 degrees and you're like, fuck. Dude, fuck, man. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: and some people do dumps right onto, they won't even
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  Speaker 2: flush the toilet at an airport or whatever. They'll do
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  Speaker 2: dumps right on the pee. I actually, I've come around,
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  Speaker 2: I shit on planes now. No, you have to, because
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  Speaker 2: otherwise you're going to fart like a coward and stink
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  Speaker 2: the whole plane up. So now I do the valiant thing.
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  Speaker 2: I like walk by everyone. I sit down there for
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  Speaker 2: like 15 minutes and they all know, they all know
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  Speaker 2: what I did. Do you take a newspaper? I will
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  Speaker 2: take my book. If I'm reading a book, I'll take
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  Speaker 2: a book with me and I'll just, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: get this. They got to really just get rid of
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  Speaker 2: the stigma. Cause it's like, dude, otherwise you're just going
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  Speaker 2: to fart silently and just ruin the whole flight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which I also do sometimes, but it's like, I now
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, this is, this is juvenile. I got
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  Speaker 2: to go like a man and shit on this plane.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be back in a little bit. Right next from
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  Speaker 2: the stewardess. Yeah. I'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: Do you tell, yeah, that's crazy. If you tell the
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  Speaker 1: person next to you, like, I'll be back in a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Hold my calls if you say that. Like, yo, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been farting my ass off. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 1: take a shit now just so, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to cause you any more grief. But yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: everyone thinks I'm crazy for shitting on planes, but it's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's the righteous move.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never thought it like, I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 2: kind of liberating. It's liberating. Once you're like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: need to hold this. I got to get, this is
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  Speaker 2: totally normal. Yeah. Natural. Like everyone has to take a
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  Speaker 2: shit right now.
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  Speaker 1: What's crazy to me is talking to somebody and trying
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  Speaker 1: to guess if they have like poop in their body
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  Speaker 1: at that moment or not. It makes me so feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, just tell me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true. You know, if somebody, are you, can you, like,
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  Speaker 2: I know some people who can't hold it in at all.
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  Speaker 2: I can hold it in. I can hold it in
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  Speaker 2: for like a disturbingly long period of time. But now
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, why would I do that? Well, some people
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  Speaker 2: poop every day. I do. You don't poop every day?
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  Speaker 2: No way. You do? Multiple. I definitely once. Multiple times?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes twice. Yeah, definitely once. Oh my gosh, dude. You
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  Speaker 2: don't poop every day? Huh? Do you sleep outdoors on
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  Speaker 2: a farm? God. You poop multiple times a day? Sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: When your owner gets home? That's crazy. Definitely once, sometimes twice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. How much do normal people? It's three
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  Speaker 2: times a day, three times a week. That's what I
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  Speaker 2: do three times a week. Okay. It's three times a day, two,
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  Speaker 2: three times a week. Wait, so how? So we're both in,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, the range. I didn't know people were doing
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  Speaker 2: it multiple. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking, what are you doing? You're wasting, how much of
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  Speaker 1: your life, how long does it take to even do
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  Speaker 1: a poop on average?
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  Speaker 2: It depends if I'm really, if I'm like on my phone,
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  Speaker 2: I can, you know, I can sit there literally forever.
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  Speaker 2: But 12, I mean, come on, man. 12 seconds. On average,
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  Speaker 2: a bowel movement takes about 12 seconds. That's, I'm going to,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to show my wife that next time she's
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  Speaker 2: on the seat and be like, bro, you got 12 seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Get the fuck back in there with these kids, dude.
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  Speaker 2: No shit breaks. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: So it's more of a rodeo than it is really
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  Speaker 1: like a relaxing thing. I guess I, who made it,
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  Speaker 1: who made poops relaxing?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody hit him with the max. Maximum 10 to 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: 12 seconds is crazy, dude. 12 seconds is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Who could even do 12 seconds? Oh, that guy that,
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  Speaker 1: who's that bull rider?
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  Speaker 2: Damn, look, they say it's relaxing because it stimulates the
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  Speaker 2: vagal nerve. You got, if you ride a bull, you
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  Speaker 2: could probably poop very fast. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: JB Mooney right there. JB Money, what do they say?
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  Speaker 2: Mooney. Mooney? I don't know. What's his deal? He's like
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  Speaker 2: the number one bull rider? Yeah, he passed away though.
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  Speaker 2: Did he really? No, he's not dead. What'd he die from?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Yo, what's... Is he... Oh, never mind.
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  Speaker 2: He's on Instagram. He's good. Okay, he's not dead? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my bad. He would sit on another cowboy's lap if
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  Speaker 2: I'm not... I don't care at all. He's a bull rider.
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  Speaker 2: He'll do whatever he wants, but... Look, after you've ridden
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  Speaker 2: a bull, I think being gay is easy.
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  Speaker 3: True. True.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, after you've ridden a bull, being gay has got
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  Speaker 1: to be like... That's for children, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Piece of cake. That is true. Being gay after bull riding...
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  Speaker 2: gay sex just staying on the back of a dude
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  Speaker 2: oh you couldn't get that guy off you'd be trying
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  Speaker 2: to buck him off you he'd be no problem god
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  Speaker 2: he'd be spinning around on you he'd be like did
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  Speaker 2: you get.
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  Speaker 1: Off yeah you'd be eating funnel cakes he's just fucking
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  Speaker 1: he's guessing your weight while you're fucking step right up
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy though so you were yeah i i usually
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  Speaker 1: i you will usually uh poop two, three times a week.
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  Speaker 2: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, usually. I was about to say your Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm every day, bro. I'm every day. Weekends too? If
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  Speaker 2: I miss, for sure. That's when I really chill. But
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: if it's like, yeah. It's your weekend, your shit. Definitely, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, bro. I look forward, it's such a
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  Speaker 2: like a relaxed, the one thing I will say, have
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  Speaker 2: you ever shit while you're really stoned? That's uncomfortable. I've
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  Speaker 2: done that before. Like I've taken like a strong weed
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  Speaker 2: edible and you have to take a dump in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of it and it's just like, it's the worst
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  Speaker 2: i think it's the worst part of it oh that
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  Speaker 2: seems crazy it's very wretched yeah you get like very
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  Speaker 2: much like kind of like you know you feel like
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  Speaker 2: an animal and you're like what am i doing yeah
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  Speaker 2: just taking a gross shit and you're high it's not
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  Speaker 2: good yeah that makes me sad yeah it is it
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  Speaker 2: literally just makes you sad you're like high you think
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  Speaker 2: everything's cool then you take disgusting shit.
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  Speaker 1: Well imagine yeah say if you some people used to
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  Speaker 1: get their pets high or whatever you know and then
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  Speaker 1: watching your dog like my buddy's uh, it would get
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  Speaker 1: his dog high, I guess. I think this is when
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  Speaker 1: it was legal or something and he would get it
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  Speaker 1: high and then it would start to poop and it
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  Speaker 1: would fall over. It would just, it couldn't even, um.
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  Speaker 2: It fucks her legs up. Yeah. When dogs eat weed,
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  Speaker 2: it fucks their legs up. They eat mushrooms. They're sharp
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  Speaker 2: as tacks. Really? Yeah. My inadvertently, my dog ate a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of mushrooms one time. No problem. Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: In Austin? No, this was back in Philly. He had
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of weed one time and he was,
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  Speaker 2: he couldn't walk. Yeah. I just had to hold him.
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  Speaker 2: And just, you know, we spent like, we just like
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  Speaker 2: watched a movie. I watched a movie and just held him. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool. Weed is not good for dogs. Mushrooms. I
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  Speaker 2: would argue. Yeah. He was chilling.
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  Speaker 1: And it would be great to see if dogs started
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  Speaker 1: using shrooms or whatever, just to see how they kind
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  Speaker 1: of started to put new things together. That would be
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  Speaker 1: pretty fascinating.
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  Speaker 2: Dude. I will say he was kind of more well-behaved.
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  Speaker 2: I could just be me, but he like never listened.
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  Speaker 2: And he inadvertently, it was like an accident. I had like,
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  Speaker 2: I made like put something in like a little tea
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  Speaker 2: bag and I threw it in the trash and just
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  Speaker 2: ate the tea bag. Yeah. I was like, shit. And
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I just let him outside and he just zoomed around
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: and went back in. I was like, right.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. How do dogs do on mushrooms? Can
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: we bring that up actually? I can't believe this isn't
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: a huge study or something.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: They get into edibles all the time. That is like
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: for real a problem. Yeah, there's always that stone kid
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: in your high school who used that laser and he's like. Yeah, yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: It's really once you're like, yeah, it's. Okay, that's toxic.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Funny doggy psychoactive shrooms. There you go. This guy looks
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: like he's struggling. This guy looks like he's not having
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: a good time. Whoa, bro. He might have done a
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: heroic dose. This little mixed felt that's fucking, wow, bro. Dude,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: that's like your marriage, dude. That's awesome, dude. Shortly after this,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: I rushed him to the vet. Oh, my God. What
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: was going on? Roxy had found wild shrooms growing. This
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: guy's such a liar. No, they didn't. Whoa. How the
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: fuck did the vet realize that? There he goes. Wow, bro. Oh, no.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Super attentive. See, my dog might have microdosed, though, so
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: maybe it was just more kind of chilling. This person
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: filming him, that's so wicked. She didn't seem afraid. Wow.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: She didn't seem afraid of fact the opposite. She seemed
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: to be enjoying the experience. All right. I mean, maybe so.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But this kind of shows you if humans, like some
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: people say that there's the stoned ape theory or whatever,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you know, that if that humans ate, that apes ate
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: mushrooms and that's how we eventually evolved.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You could start to see it with this dog. Like, yeah,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: he's all, this dog is onto something. Yeah. Yeah. Dude,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I think there was something to that though. The stoned
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: ape theory. I don't think it's that crazy because our
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: brain size, like, I don't know if it like doubled.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: It like grew very quickly out of nowhere. Did it really? Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Back in like the day, our brains were like small
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: and then out of nowhere, they were just. And they
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: fattened in it. They don't know why it happened. Really?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I guess they looked at like skull sizes. Let's see it. Yes,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: something happened where our brains just went nuts.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: According to current understanding, the human brain roughly doubled in
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: size over a period of around 2 million years.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: There we go. With the most rapid expansion happening between 800,000
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: and 200,000 years ago, marking a significant brain boom. I
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: think dogs have been around forever. Are their brains growing too?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. Have dogs' brains evolved? Human brains
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: have tripled in size since the beginning of the human
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: family tree, which dates back around 7 million years ago. Wow.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: So our brains are getting bigger. See, this for me
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: ties straight into like believing. If you look at an alien, right?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Your usual picture of an alien. It's this body that
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: has no definition.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yep. Huge head. Exactly. It's like that's all. Eventually, that's
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: what we'll turn into. We are. It's like this. You
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: don't need to use any muscle. Everything's there. Just machinery.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: It comes into your body through a tube, leaves out.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: You don't have to poop three times a week or
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: a day and on weekends.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: They're probably pretty regular though. Aliens? No, definitely not. You
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: know sloths shit like once a month? No way. They
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: come down from the tree and they just shit every
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: 30 days like an enormous pile of shit. Must take
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: an hour. Bring it up. Takes a while. It's pretty funny.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: They come down real slow. Once a week. My bad.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: My bad. Sloths use poop once a week. Now that
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: makes sense.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Daily.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Women sloth daily when they're in heat. I must be
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: in heat then. That's why I'm dumping all the time.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I'm so damn horny.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Because I wonder if there's a– if there's like– yeah,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's– if your body wants to.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Have poop in it or doesn't. Probably doesn't. Doesn't. Yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I would say not. I would say it doesn't. I mean,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: you feel so much better. When you don't have it
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: in you? How does it feel– so the fact that
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: you do that every couple days, is that kind of
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: like beating off where it feels great?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Like if you hold it in for three days? Well,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: it definitely feels more like an organized crime, you know?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, it's like more– It's just not, you're not
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: just fucking showing up.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's a, like just spraying bullets in
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the air. You know, it feels like you just got
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: that fucking John Wilkes poop. You know, you fucking rolled
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: up with one fucking purpose. So it's just like, bam.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Very organized, very Japanese almost. Really? Yeah. You feel it coming.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: You're like, I knew this moment. Yes. It's fucking. Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: It's like you paid extra for the wrapping. It's like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: it's just very, it feels like how it's supposed to happen.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: not somebody the second they get a bullet in the
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: gun they just not like as soon as you wake
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: up every day yeah they just spray it at the
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: neighbors i will say waking up in the middle of
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: the night and having to shit is upsetting oh because
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: then you're in total darkness and then you have to
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: like turn on the light yeah that's terrible and wouldn't
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: make because all you have to do is go back
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: to sleep you do not have to yeah nothing in
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: the world is saying hey poop now save yourself some
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: time or whatever like you can just.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: You're saying it's like a life hack to shit. That's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: what some people think, dude. It's like, they think it's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a life hack.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? It is not a life hack. Well,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I've tried to ignore it, but it's like, you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: you can ignore, you can like wake up and you're like, Oh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I kind of got to pee, but you're like, I'm good.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Then you wake up and like your side fucking hurts
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and you're like, Oh shit. But if you try to
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: hold it and dump and go to sleep, it's like,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: you just got to get out of bed. but the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: crazy thing is sometimes you'll get up so then you'll
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: see you sit down right you sit down and then
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: the problem is you start to doze off right that's
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the worst it's how elvis died yeah yeah he just
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: dozed off while shitting he died well doze and yeah
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: he overdosed it's dangerous when you shit while you're sleepy
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: damn elvis so tired he ain't coming back yeah it
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: is uh it just sucks you like it's when you
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: turn the lights on from pitch blackness you just like
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you see like the veins in your thighs and shit
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: you're just very sad yeah it's disgusting it's very sad
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and then here's the worst thing that can happen to
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: you you know there's a video of a guy like
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: his house caught on fire something he was on the
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: um he was on the uh toilet and And then his,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: but his leg, but his legs had fallen asleep. And
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: so then he tries to run out and he can't. No.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Just. Are you serious? That, that happens a lot. If
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: you're sitting there for a long time, your legs will
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: fall asleep. Yeah. That, that is a problem. Yeah. I've really,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I got a nasty hemorrhoid one time. I'm sorry. The
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: subject matter. Yeah. We never, yeah. We don't talk about
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: this kind of stuff much. So I think it's okay.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: We should talk about it more. Because people should be
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: okay talking about it. It's not crazy. Yeah. It happens
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: all the time. This is actually important. I thought you
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: could just sit on the toilet forever and just like
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: scroll your phone and kind of like hide from your family.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: But I got a hemorrhoid. And dude, that, I looked
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: it up. And like, if you sit there for too long,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: cause I like to read and stuff on the toilet.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Now that's where I'm all business. I'm in and out.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: It was like, dude, those things suck. Okay. And they
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: come from sitting there too long. Well, yeah, your body,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. Cause your body literally wants to get out
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: of your ass, which is like, it's, it's like you
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: would think your body's happy, like the insides of you,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: but they're like, nah, no dude. It's nonstop. Come. They're
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: just peeking around the corner. yeah your body never gets
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: a break you sleep thank god but your cells are
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: still moving a brain you know it never gets a
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: fucking true rest.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's true man it's kind of bullshit yeah man i
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: i i couldn't believe um yeah i guess i just
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: i guess i just i can't believe how much some
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: people do because to me pooping feels like you have
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: to earn it yeah you know if you just if
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: somebody just you know yeah i'll go shit or whatever
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: i got some time to.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Kill it that's crazy to me dude That is true.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: You got to wait till it's there. Who are you,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: you know? No, you're absolutely right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Franz Ferdinand or whatever. Are you like the Prince of
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Royals or whatever? Like, what are you even? I used
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: to be able to pee. I think I can still
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: do it. I can pee at any time. I can
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: make myself pee.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: At any point? Any point I can get pee out
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: of it. It's weird. So somebody runs up, gun to
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the head, pee now. Dude, I literally, I, so when
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I was little, I was like down the beach with
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: like my cousins and stuff. And we were like out
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: of bed. We were like real little. We're fucking around.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: We're supposed to be in bed. We were just running around.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: And my uncle came down. He's like, I told you
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: guys to go to bed. And I was like, oh,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I got to pee. And I didn't have to pee.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: He's like, prove it. And he made me and my
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: cousin fucking pee. And I fucking was just like, we'll see.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: And I just peed. And ever since, I just known
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: how to do it. It was like, you know. It's
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: your superpower. It is my superpower. I can pee at
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: any time. That's awesome. It was like, dude, my uncle
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: was like, it was like a fucking like a probation officer.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: He's like, go ahead and pee. And I had to like.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: put my back to him and i was like come
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: on come on come on i was pumped.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Dude i would always get nervous in the locker room
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: or whatever that my penis wasn't good or whatever yeah
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and um because my brother also was an asshole he
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: took a marker and write like not good next to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: my penis and i was like what an asshole and
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: so i was always like super paranoid you know but
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: i would always like try to like shake it against
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: my leg to get it fired up or i turn
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: around in the locker room or whatever you know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah no let's do that's that's a real thing though
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: if you're at a rest stop I don't know why,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: but when you're peeing, you can kind of, like, peripherally
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: see other dicks, like, just at, like, the very corners
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: of your eye. And they always look just enormous every
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: single time. I don't know if you've ever encountered that. Yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I don't have that. I don't get that. I got
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: a crazy peripheral. Really? And I'm just tormented, dude. I'm peeing.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, my God. There's hogs everywhere, huh? There's
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: hogs all over the country. It's just wild hogs. Razorback fans.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: It's just wild hogs. Bill Clinton is just fucking... I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: just always pull my balls up, too, at a urinal. Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: So if anyone catches me, they're like, oh, shit.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Well, it should be where if you squeeze your balls,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: that stuff goes into your wiener and makes it bigger.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: That's what God should have done. That would be good design, absolutely.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Or make your balls square. Like, I always wanted to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: stack my balls. I always wished that they were squared
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I agree. When you mean business, you're like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: all right, motherfucker. Stacking them up would be nice. Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Just roll them.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Daddy's stacking in his sack right now. So he's about
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to get an ass whooping. And then I'm going to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: go shit this weekend.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Stack nuts would be decent. That would be nice. Stacking
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: your nuts to take a shit. Or if your uncle's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: like pee right now, you're like, or check this out.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you stacked your nuts. You can go
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: drink a beer with me, dude. That fellow's an architect,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: isn't he? Wow.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I've been dealing with it a lot.
• 24:16
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• 24:19
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• 24:21
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• 24:24
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• 24:27
  Speaker 1: or you're just feeling like your body's just made out
• 24:30
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• 24:34
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• 24:37
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• 24:39
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• 24:39
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• 24:44
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• 24:49
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• 24:55
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• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Happy anniversary, dude. Thank you, man. You just had a
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: five-year anniversary. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Did you guys do
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: something special for it? Or how does that kind of work?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you have to? No, I don't. But,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm not really like the– I'm not big
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: on– milestones and stuff you know obviously we like we
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: did something i don't know what we did i think
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: we went to dinner um but no we didn't really
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: do anything that crazy 10 10 maybe we'll do something
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: cool but especially with little kids it's like you can't
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: really do we can't go on like a trip we
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: could but it's like it's just a pain in the
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: ass you're going yeah they're freaking out so yeah we
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: just chilled man you know we're just five years trying
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: to do five more you know.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's all it is Does it feel, did it
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: feel kind of exciting? Did you have a moment for
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: yourself where you were like, wow, it's pretty cool?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I originally, I thought we had
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: been together for 10 years total. So I originally was
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: like together 10 years, married for five. And she's like, dude,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: we've been together for nine years. I was like, right on,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: right on. So I was kind of stoked. I was like, damn,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: it's like the longest relationship I've ever been in. Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's kind of sick. Remember you telling
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: me that? Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, five years of marriage
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: is very, that's a big deal now. Oh yeah, dude.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: They claim that the true power struggle lasts for five,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: the first five years are a giant power struggle where
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you both try to like, you know, who gets to
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: say this, who gets to, like, there's a million little
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: things you have to like hammer out agreements on. Like
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: how full, like, I'm not being silly, but it's like
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: how full should the trash get? Should you put this
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: stuff away? You know, there's just a bunch of stuff. Oh,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: for sure. I can only imagine that. And you have
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a power struggle, who gets to say what? And you know,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: so it's like, I think it's kind of real because
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: it has subsided a lot in terms of like just
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: bickering over stupid shit. Do you look forward to seeing
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: your wife when you get home and stuff? I do.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I look forward to seeing her, especially if they go away. Yeah, dude,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: there's a post. That's you? Yeah, bro. I was a
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: bad boy back then. Oh, my God. That was us now.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: There you go. Look at that, dude. That's cool. But yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: the kids are the big ones, man. They run and
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: give you a big hug, but it's just nice to
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: have the central unit every day to go back to.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Is there ever moments where the kids favor one or
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the other and that hurts your feelings?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: All the time. All the time. Oh, bro. All the time.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: See it all the time. That would break my heart.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: When they're really little, they don't want anything to do
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: with the dad for the most part, which is like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: all right, I can deal with that. And now they're like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: they're rolling with me. But they'll go back and forth
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: between like who they want to put them to bed.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: And honestly, though, when they're like, we want mommy to
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: put us to bed. I'm like, right. I'm like, whatever. Right.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: But I could, they would do that. They would like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: they're all about me for a while. And I could
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: see it would like hurt my wife's feelings a lot. Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: But then they always switch back. Eventually they'll be like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: fuck you. We want mom. And it's like, if one
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: of us are away, they want the other one. Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: It's like the portal in the football or whatever. The what?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: They're like, I'm hitting the portal. I'm going to mom. Yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: For real. But she's got NIL launchables over here. As
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: long as you're together, I think it's, you know, it's cool.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: But like the separating, man, that's such a nightmare to navigate.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: it seems like because then it's like you have two
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: different houses you know and i i know myself i'd
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: make my house more fun than hers so you can
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: start doing that shit and it's just like yeah i'm
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: getting big speakers and shit it'd be so nasty dude
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: but it's also like yeah it's it's just hard like
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: yeah i think what is it like 40 i think
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: divorce is actually going down but it's still like 45
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: of marriages get divorced That's crazy. What is it?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want, do you have a key you feel like, oh,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: let me see. In the United States, the percentage of
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: marriages that end in divorce varies by the number of
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: times a couple has been married.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Interesting. This is my second too, so I'm not, the
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: odds are not in my favor.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, so first marriage is 41% of first marriages end
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: in divorce. Second marriage is 60%. Third marriage is 73%. Yeah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: fourth marriage is just a man.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Fourth marriage is 100% of the time ending divorce. Yeah, man.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: What were you asking? If there's any secrets? Yeah, do
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: you have a secret? Do you have something that you
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: feel like you've kind of honestly learned or you've been like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: this helps or this is something that I had to
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: adjust about myself or anything like that? Yeah. For me,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: it's like, I can only speak for myself, but it's like,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and I think you could say to other people, but
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: it's like you as a person, you have massive blind
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: spots as like the stuff you do. That's like not great.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: And it, it takes a lot when you get input
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: on those things. It's so easy to be like, fuck you,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: shut up. You don't know what you're talking about, but
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: over time it can almost like give you insight into
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: aspects of yourself that you're like, yeah, I could probably
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: change this a little bit. Or even in like the
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: heat of arguments, I'll hear something she'll say. And in
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: my head, I'll, Before I even have time, I'll be like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: fuck that. That's bullshit. Then there'll be a part of
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: my brain where like, fuck, that's kind of valid. But
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, fuck this. I'm not losing this argument.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: So you start to like get better at like being like,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: you're right. That was fucked up with me. And then
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: also like you have to be like, but this is something,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: you know. So it's just like learning how to communicate.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: And in order to communicate, you got to take in
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of like kind of bad stuff about yourself
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: without like completely just getting floored to level 10, which
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: you don't even realize is happening. Right. That makes sense.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: We, I guess you have somebody that you, I guess
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: you were like, okay, I trust my spouse. I care
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: about them. So I'm going to listen to some of
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: their feedback.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And like, it's one of those, especially if you're,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: if you're like simultaneously bothering each other, you're programmed to
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: be like, the thing you're doing is worse than the
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: thing you think I'm doing. And you have to like
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: take perspective and be like, all right, that's valid. And
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: it just like, it literally feels like you're moving like
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: an 800 pound stone to just be like, all right,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: maybe that is something annoying. I do. Maybe that is
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: a personal weakness of mine. It's just fucking hard. but
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: you learn how to do, I think it helps in
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: the long run. Yeah. But you know, it's just like, dude,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: there's just so many facets to it. Cause then you
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: have kids and it's like, well, who gets to dictate
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: like the philosophy of the house and the flow of thing.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It's just a fucking lot, dude. It's just, yeah. Do
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: you have to have conversations like about that kind of
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: stuff all the time? You have to talk about that
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff all the time. And it's like, how
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: do we, how should we parent? Yeah. Wow. That's cool though.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: And you can't do it in front of the kids,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: but then you're, you, as it's going on, right. Every
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: cell in your body is like, say it now. And
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: you have to hold, sit there and wait. And then like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: There's never a good time. It's nighttime. It's like right
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: before bed. Something that actually bothered me today. It's like,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that's not a good time. You can't do it first
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: thing in the morning.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And you can't do that thing where you're just in
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the room, but being loud, but being quiet. You ever
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: do that shit?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm the king of that. Yeah. I'll
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: lay down and just be like, what's the matter? Nothing.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Just wait for three days and be like, actually, what
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: was bothering me the other night? you've been fucking just
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: picking your skin off in the garage drinking pbrs back
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: there god dude yeah that's so wild being loud but
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: being quiet is the craziest behavior oh it's insane if
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: i see someone else do it i'm like what are
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: you fucking crazy but i'll definitely be like and sometimes
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: you don't even realize you're doing it i'll get into
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: bed and just be like i'll hear like what's the
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: matter i'm like why she's like you just sighed heavily
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: and i'm like Did I? I didn't realize I did that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's a, it's good. You know what I mean? It's,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: it's one of those things you don't know. Cause it's like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: it's like you hear like, uh, which I'm gonna call it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Like in it, it's not a slam on Matt Reif.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: He had that special red flags and it's not like
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that taps into a big thing of like online dating,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: all this stuff where it's like, if anyone exhibits any
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: sign of weakness, that's a red flag, abandon ship immediately.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: But everybody has them. And eventually you got... And again,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not slamming the right man for that. It was
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: just he's tapping into like... No, that's just a... Popular
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: consciousness of the young online daters. Totally. But it's like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: this red flag philosophy is like... Everybody has red flags. Exactly.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? Now you're just...
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, fuck everybody? Yeah. Not everybody's fucking dope as hell, dude.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Everyone's got fucking major issues going on. You think everybody's
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Spuds McKenzie or whatever?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: It's like... You're out of your mind. So that's the
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: thing where it's like you have to like... You know,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: and I think couples counseling is a great thing. A
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: lot of people like it's a fucking waste of time.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: If you got to do that, it's already over. And
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: it's like, I think it's great. It's in, it enters a,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: it's the best thing when you're arguing, it's like, I'm
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: the boss, I'm the boss. And you just clash, you
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: give the authority to another figure. And then it's like,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: when you do couples counseling, if your wife's right, it
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: gets to like, kind of, instead of like hitting you
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: like a laser beam, it goes to that person. They
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: kind of can relay. It's like the, I don't know
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: how to explain it, but it's like every now and again,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: another person with, you know, with like degrees and shit
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: with like, actually your husband's right about this. And you're
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: just like, it's like, he's a starling kind of, it
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: kind of is. Yeah. You get to, it just, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: think it's great for people. Yeah. And it's like, it
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: just helps. Cause it's like, you don't want to hear
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: it from the other person. You know what I mean?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Like if like my wife's telling me something, I'm like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear this shit. If she tells him,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: then he tells me, I'm like, that is actually a
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: fantastic point. Yeah. And I'm not trying to be a dick.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: It just works.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, people have to, how do you bridge a topic?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Say there's something you want to talk to your wife about.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: how do you kind of do it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Dude so i've learned before i would just boil quietly
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and then like explode now what i.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Do just like violent irish like the irish hello exactly
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: exactly yeah exactly another fucking thing but what i do
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: now i can freckles are flying across.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: There's bouncing off each other yeah the uh Well, the
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: problem is it's like, all right, here, I have a
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: piece of information. If I relate to this person, they're
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: going to have a big emotional reaction. That's going to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: get me all upset. So I'll just keep it to myself.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And so eventually what I learned to do is be like,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you something. Then this is actually
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: going to, this could potentially get you upset. So like
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: that way they're, they're not caught off guard. They're like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: that catches them. And they're like, all right, they have
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: time to prepare themselves. And then you hit them with
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: the information rather than this being like, Yeah. That really
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: fucking bothered me the, like three days ago. And that,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: you know, they're just like, well, what the fuck is this?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: So I, you have to like, for me, it's like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I have to preface the fact that I'm about to
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: bring up something that could be potentially upsetting. That's kind
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: of a good way to do it. Dude, it works
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: so much. It works so much.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Cause then they're not, then they're also not thinking that
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: you also wanted to catch me off guard. So, and
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: that's two things you're doing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're telling them something that's going to upset them.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: And then you're also surprising them. Exactly. And with this,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: you're like, I don't know. It shows you care to
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, I don't want to upset you, but
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I have no other choice than to relay this information
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: to you. So prepare yourself. Now here's the information. A
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: thousand percent of the time, or it works like a
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: thousand percent better every time. Because it sucks. You got
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to share stuff constantly back and forth. That's just like
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: not great. And that's why I think it is long term.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: It's good to be in long term relationships, I think.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: But it's like everyone's different. That's the other thing. Yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: So could be fucking, you know, maybe some people might
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: not be the thing. So yes, it's, it's, it's tough
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: to figure out. I mean, I don't know anything. The
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: question then is like, how much flack do you take?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Like how much stress do you take before you're supposed
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: to call it quits? There's no real answer on that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah. Where do they, yeah. Where, how does that go? Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm watching some friends and stuff go through divorces and
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it's really challenging, but then I'm also watching friends stay
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: together who are trying to just battle it and figure
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it out because that's what they want the story of
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: their life to be, you know?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I think that can be terrible too. The exact, get
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: to the place where you just, I've, I've been in
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: houses where it's like the parents fucking hate each other.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: They don't talk to each other. That's could be even worse. Honestly.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, we had a dude on our street when
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I was growing up, he tried to burn his family
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: down like three fucking times.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And his wife stayed with him every time. I was like,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: what are you guys doing? Like, that's for real. Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Like you are dumb lady. Yeah. He was, and everybody knew,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody knew how much he didn't like her,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: you know, I would say, I would say just try
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: to cook the house.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I just fucking a dude but animals you know people
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: people are animals you know raccoons will eat their young
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: just so another so they'll go into heat so another
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: raccoon will come and have sex with them again what
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that's crazy behavior.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: They'll eat their babies to get piped down yeah that's
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: so i'm not saying what city this is happening in
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: but yes dude so they'll for real that's crazy because
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: what just munching your baby puts you in heat.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yep, male raccoons, also known as boars, can kill a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: baby raccoon in a practice called infanticide. This can happen
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: for a number of reasons, including sexual dominance.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, they'll kill. Okay, so the mom won't eat it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: The dad raccoon will kill the baby so the mom
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: can't come up with any bullshit excuses. Not to want
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to make love. Yeah. I was like, I'm tired. You
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: think you're fucking... Just gobble the babies and be like,
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: we're fucking now. Wow. I know you love this shit.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm turning this living room into a soup plantation right now.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: That's bonkers, dude. Damn, they're like romantic novels must be
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: crazy too. Just a fucking cover of a jacked raccoon
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: with a baby in his mouth. Have you seen that
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: raccoon that plays dead and he put that broomstick over
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: him to make it look like it hit him? You
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: have find that video bro unbelievable that's crazy i didn't
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: know that though um this is the fuck craziest thing
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: i'd ever seen in my life they're so raccoons are
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: rad dude i love raccoons they're very un uh yeah
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: they're like Fucking mafia squirrels, dude. They are serious about
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: this shit. Yeah, dude, they're a bear family. It's crazy. Yeah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: keep looking for it and find it if you can
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: for me. It's a video. Yeah, that sounds awesome. What
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: else has been happening, man? How's things been? I got
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: this aura ring, so I've been tracking my biometric data.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: That's been kind of fun. Nuh-uh. Yeah, it does stress,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: does sleep. It's pretty cool. What? I've never even seen that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Can you take it off or you can't? I can
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: take it off, yeah. Check it out. So it's just
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: a ring and it brings up the information. So it
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: tracks your sleep. It tracks your stress. Oh, here we go. Dude.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: This is great. Look at this. What the fuck? This
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: is a couple minutes long. Maybe. Let's see. What is
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: that thing? Yo. That's a good guy, dude. It's a
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: flying squirrel. Look at this. That's crazy.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: That's nuts. Wow. And that's on. This is what happened.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: This is somebody you meet on Craigslist for sure. Dude,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: we got the guy from Craigslist coming on. What? Craig.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Do you really? Yeah. Next week. What the hell? Pretty
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: excited about that. Dude, you know how many blowjobs that
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: guy's responsible for? Yeah. Like for real. Millions. That's crazy. Free.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a ton of kids out there
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: that happen because of him. Probably do. Yeah, true. I
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: didn't think about that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, I met a woman once. We met at a bar, right?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Met her off of personal encounters or whatever. Met her
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: at a bar. Figured if....
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I figured that if she wouldn't be... Who knows? I
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: figured she might be a man or whatever. But hopefully
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: she wasn't. Nice. That was kind of my attitude. And
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: then I go there, bro. Smoking hot, bro. What? I'm like,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: you gotta be kidding me. This lady's gonna kill me
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Drink my blood or whatever. Yeah. So.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: goes back to my place. She covered anything in my
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: place that had any light closed off, covered the VCR thing,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: like in no light at all.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I do that, by the way. You do? I don't
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: like fucking lights when I'm sleeping. I would put like- No,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: for sex, she did it. Oh, she did it for sex. Oh,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: she didn't want the cam probably. You think I'm just
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: gonna invite somebody just to fucking sleep in my place?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: You got to get to know her, dude. You think
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fucking... Bro, meeting somebody and then letting
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: them sleep in your house really is a crazy practice now. Dude,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: it was casual encounters, dude. That's true. That's pretty cash.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right. That's why I'm trying
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: to make it more than it is. True. So she
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: covered every source of light and then had sex with you? Yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: What did you think about that? I don't know. It was.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Willing to do it i knew that but i didn't
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: know much else after i just knew it was very
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: interesting i couldn't tell if she didn't want to see
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: me if she was scared yeah maybe she was nervous
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that there was a camera.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah what's what's the if you don't mind asking what's
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: that craigslist pussy like.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Uh i don't remember it that good but it was
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: pretty it was fine i guess it was you know
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it was you know norm you know pretty yeah yeah
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: not yeah like normal but a normal woman.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that worked out for you. Every time I've,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I've sold a lot of things on Craigslist, just like
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I've sold cars on Craigslist. I've bought like, I think
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I bought like a Game Boy Advance for my sister
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: on here for Christmas. Do you ever meet anyone to
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: like buy or sell anything? No, people are getting attacked.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: A buddy of mine was buying some walkie talkies or
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: trying to sell some walkie talkie the other day and
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: he got fucking jumped. Did he really? Yeah. Dude, everyone
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I've met from Craigslist, I just assume they die like
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: 10 minutes after we meet. They always seem like they're
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: on their last leg. Every time I sell someone, I'm like,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: that guy's definitely dead. As soon as he would buy
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: a car, I'm like, well, that guy's gone. That guy
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: had a heart attack in the car. Dude, one time
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: on Craigslist, we were like, we had a fireplace. I
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: remember it was the first time I'd ever had a fireplace.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: So I was like, we got to use this. Me
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: and my friend were sharing a living room, dude. It's
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: my buddy's apartment.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: So we had like put beds in the living room
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and we had a fireplace and they're like, let's make
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it nice.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: It was really exciting. Did you ever tell people that
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it was your spot, but your boy was just crashing? Yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I'd say he's in from the army. Yeah. Me and
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: my friend shared a bedroom in college. Same thing. I'm like, yeah,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I'm on my buddy crashing that top bunk, man. I
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: feel bad for the guy. That's what I would say.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: He's on leave from the army.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: And we even had a fake army bag that was
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: just stuffed with sheets and we put it by the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: extra bed. This is awesome. Make it look legit. That's awesome.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: So one day we're like, we need firewood, right? So
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: that's what you have to have. So we look on
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the thing, free firewood, right?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Or something.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And it's like 13 miles away. We just moved to LA.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: It took us an hour and 30 minutes to go
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: get it. It was out in like Diamond Bar. And
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: we drive all the way out there and it's just
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: like somebody had like literally taken like a big Schiffer
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: robe or something and just batted it together with a bat,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: beating the shit out of with an ax.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: And so it was just chipped up fucking wood. Right.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: So it's, we have, we put it into my buddy's
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: fucking hatchback. Just fill this thing with wood, bring it
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: all the way back. Dude, we burned all that wood
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: in like 12 minutes.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It was a kindling. Yeah. It was gone. It took
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: like an entire day. Yeah. That sucks. Oh, LA was
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: so hard in the beginning, man. We bought a refrigerator
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: off Craigslist. Yeah. We get it home. This was on
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: my birthday and it wouldn't go in the fuck. We
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: were literally running against it and trying to push it
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: into it. I remember leaning against it and just fucking crying. Dude, I,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I had to move myself one time and I was
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: trying to get a box spring up to the second
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: floor of the bedroom. And it, same thing. It wouldn't fit.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: And it was, I dropped it, let it fall and
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: just cried on the same. It's so frustrating, dude. Lest
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: we forget. Dude. just moving and not being able to
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: fit something. It's like, I'm like, where am I going
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: to get another box spring from? Yeah. I just am
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: pissed off. I'm carrying this thing by myself. And it's just,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: you just go, yeah. And you're like, dude, fuck. And
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: life just wins and you just can't do it anymore. Yeah. God.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I never got a box spring either. That was just it.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I just put a mattress down. I was like, thought
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I could have a box spring, be a normal guy. Yeah. No,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: it sucks. Dude.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: My buddy, I used to sleep under his bed for
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a while and he, uh, would have girls come over
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and they'd always go to the restroom or something before
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: they were going to make out. And he'd come in there,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: he'd wake me up and he'd be like, don't fucking,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: but he'd wake me up and tell me to don't
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: wake up.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Don't be jacking off. It was just crazy. Like I
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't going to wake up. I was being asleep. Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, dude, don't fucking wake up. I got
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: a chick over. So you were just fucking like vampire. Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: 150 bucks a month, dude. That's not bad. That was
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: a great deal, man. When you were like for real
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: under the bed, like a, like a monster or was
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: it like a loft kind of thing? Were you like, how,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: how much space did you have? How much space did
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: you have? My hand just creeps up the edge. Was
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: it like the loft style set up and you were
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: just kind of, no, but it was a nice bed,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: pretty high bed. And so, yeah, I had probably, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: would say 20 inches under there. Not bad. Did you
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: get scared when you woke up? Yeah, probably 19 inches.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: A couple of times.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: You start to, you, you start to adapt. That makes sense.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Cause I only have one experience. I slept at my
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: cousin's house one time when I was little and I
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: slept on the floor, but I like would move around
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: while sleeping. I ended up with like half of my
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: body under his bed and I freaked out when I
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: woke up. So I didn't know where the fuck I was.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I just looked up and I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Scary.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: But that must've been sick to be laying under someone
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: having sex like that. Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Well it was, and I think Loki, he did it
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: cause he was trying to make sure I knew he
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: was hooking up with chicks.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: You know, he always like, He always, like, did that.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Should have gave him a little, just so he would know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: just from the bottom. Just push a little with my legs. Yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: give him a little boost. Yeah, give him a little.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: His leg pressing like a quarter inch deeper. Yeah. That
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: would have been righteous as hell. That would have been cool.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: She would have been like, holy shit. It's a strength
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: of two men. She would have loved that, dude.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, anybody that has sex for more than probably six
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: or seven minutes is out of their fucking mind, right?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, it's ridiculous, man. Thank you. I'm praying about this.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, even to say it, I felt afraid to
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: say it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I used to live... Me and Brittany lived below a
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: couple and the guy would just for fucking like 40 minutes.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And it was just never ending. We'd be like, dude,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: come on, man. This isn't even sexy anymore. It was
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: just like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah. It's all. Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: It's like, what are you doing? What is it? Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Just go to anything else. Yeah. I agree. I mean,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: if you really get an after a 12 minutes top
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: 12 minutes is crazy. Yeah. On a par, like on
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: a red, um, six. Perfect. yeah yeah one two is
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: like understandable yeah it happens you have to definitely yeah
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: i would get so nervous sometimes i would get off
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: and i'd be like what was that i'd run out
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: of there just shit like you know oh you hear
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: that or something i'd run out of the fucking room
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: or something wait what do you mean like if i
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: would get you know ejaculate early or whatever oh true
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: yeah what the fuck was that do you feel that
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: earthquake what the fuck was that i just fucking run
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: out of the room Come back like 10 minutes later
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: with my clothes on, just not even saying anything. Although
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like women secretly, I mean, not even secretly,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: they'd much prefer that than like, if you just couldn't finish,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: it devastates women. If you can't finish, dude, they, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: people like to say guys are bad at being like, well, folks,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: you didn't come. But like, dude, if a dude doesn't
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: come ever, like women, women will implode.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: But that's, I think the new move is not like
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: just coming for just fall, like just, party coming or
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: whatever like people are just coming for fun i think
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that's kind of.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Those days are over yeah i mean do you mean
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: like personally or just kind of like in the whole thing?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I think so for me. Yeah. It's like, I want
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: to just, I want to be the guy that kind of,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: you know, ejaculates or like with a purpose or whatever. Yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: build it up. Is that crazy? What the fuck am
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I talking about? Dude, no. That's insane. What am I
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I think I'm Stephen Douglas of fucking ejaculations, dude.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I think I'm dude. I have the same fantasy though
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: where I'm like, I'm going to really like dial it
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: in and you know, I'll be like tired before bed
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: and it's like, I'm going to beat off even though
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not horny. That's where I'm at. Oh, you're not even,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: you don't even want to, but that's sick. That's abuse really.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: It is. And it feels like abuse. Yeah. You finish
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I didn't need to do that. That was,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. Yeah. You feel so much shame.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I feel a ton of shame happens for me from
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: watching porno and watching myself jerk myself off.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Watching yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, I don't mind
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: jerking off. It's pornography for some reason. Like when it's
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: over and I'm still watching it, I'm just like... If
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I can do like a memory beat, those I feel
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: pretty guilt-free. Just back when I went out in the shower,
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: just kind of... Dude, I had a blind dude that
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: lived with us for a bit and we would fucking...
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I saw him watching hand porn or whatever it's called. No.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Reading like Braille erotica? Craziest thing ever, man. Really beautiful. Really...
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I mean... gay i don't know i mean like yeah
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: i i mean it was it wasn't gay it was
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: like you know but it was pretty cool it was
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: like um trying to think what movie or braille is
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: shaped like boobs and you're just going oh fuck dude
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: well it was getting pretty crazy you know it's crazy
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: but it's just interesting to see you know it's almost
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: like watching the nature channel yeah that's kind of not
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: oh there you go the braille superstore romance fuck dude
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: i want to learn braille just so i can do
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: this oh yeah the love hypothesis damn their titles are
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: very like poetic it ends with us it starts with
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: us turn around and let me see that sexy body
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: go that's stupid no i was pretty sick that was
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: pretty bad lessons of chemistry crash and burn these titles
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: are good oh the manning sisters what are they doing
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: That's probably about Eli and Peyton getting a trans surgery.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, does Eli just get carried along by Peyton? Is
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Peyton the one with all the pizzazz and Eli just
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: gets kind of carried on?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Well, didn't Eli win? Did Eli win? Peyton definitely won
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Super Bowls. But I thought Eli won. Not Elon. Eli
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: won one, yeah, with the Giants. He beat the Pats, yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: And Peyton, what? Peyton won two? That's a good question.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: He won with Denver, didn't he? Yep. I think so. Oh, yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: he did. He did. Because I would have thought Peyton
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: was definitely the guy, but apparently Eli was kind of
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: nasty as well. Oh, Eli was pretty wild, man. Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Eli is definitely funnier to be around when I'm around
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: the two of them. Really? I haven't been around him much.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe that sounds like humble bragging. It's not. No. But
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Peyton went to UT, so you see him sometimes in
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Nashville or in Tennessee. Peyton's a great actor. He's good
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: in those commercials, but he actually, yeah, he's pretty good.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: He also, he probably whooped Eli's ass, dude. Oh, that's
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: a great question. I do. I can, I can tell.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: He definitely whooped his ass. That's a great question. Dude, I, uh,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I forgot, uh, you're asking me what I've been up to. I,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I've been visiting schools. I mean, I, now I have
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: to like look at real schools. Cause my, my, you know, my,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: my oldest daughter's like gonna turn five. So that's like kindergarten.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: So yes, she has to get to like the real
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: school system. And, uh, we were looking at this one place.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: And they have plainclothes just like guards now with guns.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of sick. I was like, dude, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: really want to retire and become plainclothes. Just walk around
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: a school, just grow like a ponytail and just be
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: a teacher. That's all you do all day. You carry
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: a gun. You just wait for like some nerd to
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: pop off and you just blast him. Dude, that would
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: be honorable, man. But what if you fucking.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: What if you start tripping in your head and thinking
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: that somebody's like, some kid is like plotting and shit.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Like I'm like the true detective. I'm Russ Cole of
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: school security. I'd have to wait till they, they'd have
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to pull out first. You think you would set a
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: kid up? No, no, no. Can you say that? No,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, you're saying like, get like all tripped out. Like, damn,
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: is this kid paranoid? Like I know these motherfuckers. Like, oh,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Damien's up to some shit. I know he's packing. No,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I would just wait. I would chill. I'd do my thing.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And the moment one of those motherfuckers pulled out the steel,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I would just be there ready to die and just
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: walk them down. That's your job. Mr. Walk them down.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Crayola style. Walk them down, bro. And if I, you know,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: if I died, I die a fucking hero. you can't
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: die dude some fucking kid you can't yeah two hands
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: even a whole what if an adult could sometimes like
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: crazy oh that's true oh yeah that's better let's yeah
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: it's like evil nerds or a fucking like just wild
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: adult either one could get it yeah either one could
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: get it oh but it's like dude that would be
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: that would be i was just at this school and
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: it was like a guy saw the guy because they
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: were like you know my wife's like you have security
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: like we have plain clothes i'm like right on Then
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I saw, I was like kind of sussing out. Like
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I see people walking around. Yeah. As soon as I
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: saw like, oh dude, I'm like, oh, there's the plainclothes
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: security guard. Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: When I was young, we just had like a milf
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: with a hammer running around.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: We were lucky, dude. Yeah. We didn't have any security, man. Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: We didn't have shit. We did. Yeah. Now you need it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Now you get, dude, the plainclothes guys at a school,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: that would be so sick. Just walking around, chilling, knowing like, yeah, dude,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: all I have to do is chill here. Listen to
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Desperado on your fucking AirPods. Non-stop. It'd be nothing but
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: shit like that. Just fucking enter Sandman. Yeah, I would
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: just be getting hyped for like 30 years just being like,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: let's go. Let's fucking go.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Walking tall machine gun man.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: That would be crazy, dude. Damn, dude. Yeah, by the
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: end of it, I'd just be tipping my hat to
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: the teachers like, man, all black leather cowboy outfit. Like, dude,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: can you be a little more low key? You shit
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: once a week. I'd roll a tumbleweed before I walked anywhere.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I'd just kick a tumbleweed across me. Bro, people should
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: have their own tumbleweeds, right? Yeah, dude. Just throw it
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: on a string. Just fish it. Yeah. A hero should
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: have a couple tumbleweeds in front of him, dude. True.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Just fucking give it. I would just kick it as
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I walk. Or even at some twinks dressed up like
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: in hay and stuff.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Just spinning around. Like
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: a Tonto. Like a Tonto. Yeah, that was fucking killing me, dude.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I kept fucking with my wife. I was like, bro.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I love, that's the one thing we went to Chicago
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: and she was like crushing me. Cause she's from there.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: So like when we were visiting her family, it was like,
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: you gotta be careful now. Like, and like there there's,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: they kept calling them like the hop out boys, which,
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: you know, you shouldn't give these guys like a cool
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: name like that. But they were like, dude, you're just
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: hopping out of cars with AR 15s and just carjacking people.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: So my wife was telling me about it the whole time.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: She hates when I do this, but I'll be like, bro,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: I wish a motherfucker would pop out of me with
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: that thing. She's like, dude, it's not funny. It's very serious.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, bro, it'd be the worst day of
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: that guy's life. She's like, would you please stop? This
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: is serious. I was like, I wish one of those
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers would. And the whole time we were there, I
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: was like, please, please, those guys don't come. But yeah,
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: you gotta- Did you have a, you had a piece
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: on you? No, I didn't have anything. I told her,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I told her I was gonna grab the barrel and
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: tie it in a knot and be like, get the
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: fuck out of here, you punk. Your wife is going
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: to be holding the blood into your body, dude. I
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: just say that to fuck with her. In the reality,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I would have fucking bailed. I would have been like,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: all right, you guys can have the car and the family.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I'm out of here, dude. Do you think a wife
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: likes it if the husband has a gun on him? Definitely.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: These days, for sure. I think they love that shit.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you could get the most lib lady,
• 56:51
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• 57:07
  Speaker 1: And these they were all like you know they just
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  Speaker 1: what would be idealistic i mean that's what a lot
• 57:15
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• 57:18
  Speaker 1: lot of people's view it's just like this ideally yes
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it would be awesome but some of them it's just
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: not practical it's like like i have friends that like
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: um will talk to me about like, well, you guys
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: have guns there in America and stuff like that.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: And it's just dangerous. And why can't you guys figure
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: that out? And people want to have their guns. It's like,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: there's no way to not have it. Yeah. The bad
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: guys have guns already. It's too late. If you do
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: a gun drive, the good guys are just going to
• 57:44
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• 57:46
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• 57:48
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  Speaker 2: he's not coming to help you. He's done. Yeah, exactly.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Is he going to drive by
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  Speaker 2: and honk at you guys while you're getting beaten or
• 57:56
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• 57:59
  Speaker 2: about it. But I do think... Yeah, I think... But ideally, yes,
• 58:02
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• 58:05
  Speaker 2: But that has to go away quickly. Yeah. Because there
• 58:08
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• 58:11
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• 58:15
  Speaker 2: you're not going to be able to... The technology change
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: is going to have to be an interchange because the
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: guns are there. Criminals are going to have them. And
• 58:21
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• 58:23
  Speaker 2: have one when a criminal with a gun comes to you? Yeah,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: it'd be great. Or if the government has to be
• 58:26
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• 58:28
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• 58:30
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  Speaker 2: It's a tricky thing. Although I, you know, it's a,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Right now, a lot of people are gloating on the libs.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want to gloat on the libs. A lot
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: of people are gloating on them because Trump got elected. Yeah,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: me neither. I'm not gloating on the libs. I'm not
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: into that. No, I'm not into that at all. Dude,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: how did the Ken Wilber thing go, by the way? Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Ken Wilber, super interesting guy. He has the best take
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: on this whole situation. On the election stuff? Culture war.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I talked to you about that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It was a lot of listening and learning.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Was it a lot of stuff? Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: We, we, but we work together to make it as
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: effective conversation as we could.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Nice. But it was really cool.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Um, uh, just learning about like his philosophy of how,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: like we're as a, as a species, we are evolving
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: and as, uh, and over time we're just advancing.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: So how those affect you personally and how, and, and,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: and how you fucking do.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Well, his thing is, no, it's so it's fucking, did
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: he get into like how there's like whole archives and,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Some of it. There's like cells and cells turn into
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: like organisms, organisms turn into humans, you know, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: We started going up the chain of command. Right. And
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: then also how we're advancing as. And our worldviews are
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: doing the same thing where we had like, you know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: like medieval rulers into democracies. And then the libs are
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: the leading edge of cultural evolution where it's like everything's
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: being more and more inclusive physically and worldviewly, you know,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: in terms of worldview. Yeah. It's just the libs lost
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: the plot or the, they call it the green wave
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: lost the plot because They include everybody but Trump, white
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: type Trump voters. And the whole thing's collapsing in on itself.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: All they have to do is just love everybody. And
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: they'd have the superior worldview. It's a good point, actually.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people did. I mean, I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: don't know, dude.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I was a Democrat. I mean, I got so angry
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: when they did that stuff to Bernie. My dad was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: an old man. So to me, it also registered somebody
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: taking advantage of an older person. So that shit, like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: at that point for me, I was just like, what's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: going on here? And then, um, I, I am super
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: concerned about like the, uh, big pharma and medicine just
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: using us all and not caring that we're human beings. Like, yes,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of medicine that's helping people, but also
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: like everybody shouldn't be on a, on a medicine, you know?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: And, um, there's some commercials for medicines. They don't even
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: say what it does. Then you look it up and
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: it's like, uh, it's for like heart failure. And you're like,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: why the fuck are you, this is a baseball game, dude.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to beg. Yo, can I get that
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: heart failure medication? Yeah. You have to request it. The
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: wheelchair gum or whatever. There's all kinds of shit. And
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: you're like, what would it even need that for? Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's, that's the, that's the big standoff right now.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: It's like, so I liked RFK. He was kind of
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: the guy that I thought was neat. Me too. I'm
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: been to him. Yeah. I like the fact that he's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: doing all that stuff against all those things.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: And then I think I don't think we have the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: same parties. I don't feel like it's Democrats and Republicans anymore.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: There's something else happening.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's going to keep morphing. Well, that's the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Wilbur stuff is that the green it was like orange
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: is like the business science wave. And the green wave
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: was the one that's like in terms of worldviews, you
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: have like what he called red was like ethnocentric. That
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: was what he called Trump. It's like it's things that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: speak to like ethnocentric ideals where people get to the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: point where they can only recognize like people that look
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: like them. They can only care about people who look
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: like them, which is like a reality for a lot
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: of people all across the world. It's like, you know,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: every country and every country is like, we have the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: best food. We have the most beautiful. Everybody, you know,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: does this. And then his whole theory is that you
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: slowly grow out of it to more complex and inclusive worldviews.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: But it was, again, it was like that, the thing
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: that crushed, uh, like the, like the, what George, Peter, uh,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: George and Peter, Peter, George, what the fuck is his name?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: George and Peter. Jordan Peterson. Jesus Christ. His whole thing
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: we call is like postmodern neo-Marxism. is that green wave
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Ken Wilber talks about where it's like the leading edge
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: where all the colleges are like radical inclusivity, but all
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: they have to do is go Trump guys, you're cool too.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: It's all they have to do. They can't do it.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: And now the whole thing's just imploding on itself.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the part that makes you start to think,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: do they just hate like white men? For me, it's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: like in three generations, it's like, I always say like
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: beige power, like everybody's going to be beige, right? In
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: three generations, everybody's going to be like, you know, Ben Simmons,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Blake Griffins, you know, penguin people, you know, for sure.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Mixed. Yeah. And so it's just kind of weird. How
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: do we want to operate that in the meantime? Right.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: But then I think when people get scared, especially with
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: like threats of war, uh fears they start to they
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: want to gravitate towards whatever is their seems like their people.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah like prison prison's the same thing you go to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: prison everyone's you know it's all like based on race
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff yeah and then but but everybody
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: is a jelly roll fan you know that's true that's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: true which is pretty crazy dude well dude it's it's
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: like yeah what they where they felt you know this
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: is like if you didn't the will it's hard to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: explain without like seeing the wilbur thing but it's like
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: If you take what's called like a lib or a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: postmodern neo-Marx, whatever they want to call it, like people
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: who are like a radical feminist, they built their thing
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: was right in being like, we should be nice to everybody.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: We shouldn't be mean to gay people. We shouldn't be
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: mean to minorities. They're totally correct. The problem was they went,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: and the reason everything's so bad, they're like, we hate
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: racism in every form, every type of discrimination. And it's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: all because of white people. And it just like went
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: right back downward. Now you're just being racist in a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: more sophisticated fashion. Right. And that's the whole thing. That's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: why it's not, if it's a truly like visionary and leading,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: like kind of like evolutionary tip of like our spiral
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: upward into like complexity and greater wholeness, people would get
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: on board. Right. And maybe that's the next step. That's
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: the next step is like being like, okay, here's all
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: the good stuff from your worldview. And we're going to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: apply that to everybody. And rather than being like, this
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: is the reason everything's fucked up is because blah, blah, blah.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Cause it's like, yeah. And that's another thing.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's one thing that's kind of gets worried,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: worried about Trump is like, is he going to be a,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: is that, is the, pointing fingers is that shit end
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: you know is that kind of end and so it is.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: For now but it's like i think they're good rfk
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: smart where he's kind of like i don't want to
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: participate in any of this stuff yeah and hopefully he'll
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: kind of get up in his ear because i mean
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: it is so sweet slamming the libs i will give
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: it there's i get like a when i see the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: libs get owned i do there's part of the libs
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: the liberals yeah it's just like there's like on the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: internet like liberals owned liberal slam and it's like you
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: watch they do those like uh you know they do
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: those like 25 students versus like ben shapiro Yeah. That's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: like slamming the lips porn where it's like him just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: like taking on 19 year olds and make, actually, you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: don't know anything about that. And then the, everyone's just like,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: tell him Ben fucking crushed his lips. And I will,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: there's a dark part of my heart. That's like, yes.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: When I watch that. And there's got that hair wallet on. Dude,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: they did one of them where they make people run
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: to the chair to tap the chair so that they
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: get the chance to debate him. And it's dude, it's embarrassing.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: People are like tripping over themselves to hit the chair
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and be like, actually, Ben, I think you're a fucking asshole.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: And he's like, next. And I'm like, dude, don't run
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: to the chair. You're an adult. You're like diving for it.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Just to be like, actually, Ben, have you ever thought
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: of it? It's like, so I've been trying to remove,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I know I have a bias towards that. And I,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to like remove that from watching that stuff. Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Not that, that stuff. I'm like whatever on, but it's like,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I will watch like news clips where like liberals melt
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: down about, and I'll be like, well, check this out.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: And I'll be like, yeah, I've been trying to erase that.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm like, it's not good. It's not good. And
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: it's just stupid. I mean, I don't know. I don't care.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Like I just want, like, I don't know. Some shit
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: just started to get really weird. I, I think, Well,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Kamala wouldn't come on podcasts, right? I thought that that
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: was weird. It was like, and we asked and they said, well,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: do you guys give final edit, right? And they asked,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: did Trump ask for final edit, you know?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Did he? No, they didn't ask for anything. They shouldn't, dude.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: They didn't ask for anything. J.D.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Vance showed up. Dude, there were snipers on the ice.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I stayed up late, like trying to get some questions
• 1:08:53
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• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: everybody those were the them bernie sanders and mark cuban
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: came on he was very much like a um uh
• 1:09:03
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• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: gets something i didn't realize he gets if if they
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: won he get there's a business incentive you know yeah
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: i didn't realize that some of these things i'm learning
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: as i go right it's typically.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: With billionaires yeah when they're like when they're involved in politics,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: it usually is like, yeah, I didn't realize that. I'm like, oh,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: people aren't just out there who Ron for no reason.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: There's some reason. Yeah. He's not freaking out over like
• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: build a railroad from here to there, whatever the fuck
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: he's up to. Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: But we had common ground and like just different thoughts
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff and definitely inspiring to be able to talk
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: to people like that. But I woke, so I wake
• 1:09:36
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• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the thing. I was like, I had to get in
• 1:09:40
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• 1:09:42
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• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: You get spun out when you have level like guests
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: of that high profile yeah man i get fucking i
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: get crunched dude i can't handle it man we had
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: rfk on i could barely like formulate a sentence.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Wow and neither can he though which is great you
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: know that's a joke bobby he'll laugh at it he
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: will he'll laugh at it um dude watch suddenly he
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: fucking fixes his own voice dude that's what It's over, dude.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: It's over. It's over. And it's dude. And it's like, yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: imagine he is such, he'd be such, he's such an
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: electrifying speaker and thinker anyway, but yeah, it's, that works
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: against him. He's been in it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: But so, but I wake up, there's fucking, I go
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: in the ice bath. There's like secret service ever. They
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: had drape, put drapes, black drapes in front of the house.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Right. Damn. They shut down exits off the interstate. I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: had no idea. You shut down the whole city.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, I had no idea. There's snipers on the roof,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: on the roof, full tactical gear. I'll put pictures in
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the YouTube.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. And then, oh, my neighbor, right? I fucking
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: look at my phone. He's like, what's up? Are you?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: And then he put a blank, like just underlines. And I,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: they thought it was one of those things where like,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how, like, like they were sending people
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: in to get like I was taking my own life
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: at home.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: That's how he asked you if you killed yourself he
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: said are.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: You well he sent like four messages and so at
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: that point oh I got you because I it was
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: like already 11 I slept in I was up to
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: probably three just like getting my questions ready so I
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: was like I have to make sure I sleep and
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: uh he's like dude we were so scared man he's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: like because we saw them like they thought they were
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: rappelling into the home oh and um I was like what.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Thought I killed myself what the fuck dude yeah We
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: just assumed you fucking killed yourself, so. Yeah, that's.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, and they had a van outside that some weird
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: term on it, like threw people off.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the black curtains around your house would be. Yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I think people thought, but that's what people thought. That
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: makes sense. That kind of makes more sense, actually. It
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: was morgue. Esk, you know? Yeah, it was like so
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: gruesome that they were like, we gotta... But they also
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: had this like Stan's Bakery banner. So like it was definitely,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: they kind of like play this old cat and like,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: what is kind of fucking happening here? That's crazy. It
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: was super crazy, dude. Stan's Bakery used to have snipers
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, we just gotta get these cupcakes in.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Yeah. There's some wake treats. Yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Just so there's a viewing of the body. Hey, first
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: come first serve guys. Dude, that was crazy though. That
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: was one of the craziest things that had ever happened.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Um, for sure.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: But he comes in and I was like, Hey man,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: thanks for coming. I was like, uh, you know, just
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: want to let you know, we don't have any, we're
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: not like a gotcha type of show for sure. Just
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: looking forward to having a nice conversation, which is what
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I tell anybody.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Yep. And, um, he's like, whatever, man, it's all good. Yes.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Let's have a chat. And that was it. And it
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: was fun. you know? Yeah, man. It was interesting. Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I feel bad. Everyone's so still hyped up about this stuff.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: I honestly think if you look at it, I don't
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: hate when people lose anything, you know, it's tough when
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: there's a winner and a loser. Dude, I was in a,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I was in the grocery store the day of, I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: guess like the hat, he got elected that night and then,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: you know, in the three in the morning or whatever,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: he like, he wanted three in the morning. And then, uh,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I was in the grocery store the next day and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: they have like magazines in the grocery store. This magazine
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: was just Kamala or Kamala, uh, And it was just
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: a picture of her. I didn't even know what magazine
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: it was. It was just her name and her. I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: got like real sad for her. I was like, damn, dude,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: that's so bad. If I like just lost and I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: saw like a magazine with just me on it, I'd cry. Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: So I felt pretty bad for her. I was like, damn,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: that really sucks for that lady. She just, I mean, dude, people,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: they've spent, I think, a billion dollars on the campaign.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: It just shows you that it's must. But also then
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: if that's the, say, okay, they spend that much on
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: a campaign, right? Both these sides spend a ton of money.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: But if the, if there's just like these powers in
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: the background doing things, it's just like, why would they,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: if it's not even real, say the office isn't even,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just for show.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Sure. It just seems like you wouldn't waste that much money.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: So there must really be. I think there is, man.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: I think there really is. You get in and it's like. Power.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: It's just teams. Yeah. It's like, you're on this team.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: This is on that team. You know, could it all
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: be organized? Like that would be pretty elaborate to like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: set it all up when you can reality just be like, yeah,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: you know, we're putting this guy in, have, they could
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: just have the coolest guy ever. Right, every time. Just
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: be like, yo, we love this guy. And they can
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: meanwhile just be doing whatever. But yeah, dude, I think...
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I guess it all is real, you know? I think
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: it's real and they just... there's like groups and lobbyists
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: and certain, I don't, I don't, that's where I kind
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: of lose it. It was interesting. That's for sure. And I'll,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: I'll say who made the whole thing happen. Oh, Kamala
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: reportedly spent a hundred thousand dollars on building a set
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: for her appearance on call her daddy. Like dude, why
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: here's a setting question. So they rebuilt, they rebuilt their
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: own set, I guess. Well, cause they wanted, I think
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: a host to come to her. So I think she
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: didn't want to go anywhere. So she built the set,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: but I wonder if she has, that's such a, I mean,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: you know, that's just kind of weird. It's like, just
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: go there. Right, I wonder if she may have a
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: thing where she doesn't like going, like sometimes I don't
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: like sleeping at people's houses or whatever, you know what
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about? I wonder if she has that. She
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: can't shit anywhere else but her house maybe? Could be.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Which is where people should sit. People who are like
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: transient shitting. Amen, amen. Sorry. I agree though, but I
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: always want to be home. That's my thing. I always
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: want to be, I'm getting a little, I was like,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: pretty guarded about that but now i'm like just letting
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: it rip i've been flying more so i'm just kind
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: of like whatever man but i i do agree home
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: is where it's where the heart is truly like i
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: do want to shit at home every time yeah i
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: agree with you you should get more point like you
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: should get like money back or something if you shit
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: at home you should you should dude right you should
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: be a tax writer like a credit or something yeah
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: because it is but it's dude just i also the
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: the violence of shitting that's occurring in airport bathroom it's
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: like it's upsetting People are shitting so hard in those.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why we're back to this, but. Oh,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: people are shitting at top speed. It's crazy.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing to me to ever is when
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: somebody shits at full blast speed. Like, are you out
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: of your mind?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: You're going to hurt yourself. From what I'm hearing. You're
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: going to hurt yourself, guy. From hearing in public bathrooms,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: most people are. Are in there just having like religious experiences.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Just being there. It's like. Yeah. Like full ayahuasca dumps.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: It's like blowing it out. It's crazy. Wow, just slinging
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: disciples out of your butt. Everyone's fucked up, dude. They
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: need Bobby Kennedy to get all the crap out of
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: the food. Everyone's shitting to death in the bathroom.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: But bro, there's also a part of me that I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: feel like, do you think we can get more together
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: or do you think we should just have two Americas?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Do you think? No, because dude, we're like, people don't
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: realize it, but the parties are rubbing off on each
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: other so much. Like now, like, well, most people want
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: the same stuff. Most people do, but I'm saying, like,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: the Republicans now have been so, like, let's say conservatives
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: are so annoyed by liberals that now they're, like, going
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: out of their way to be so not racist. Like, oh, yeah,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: you think we're racist? Check this out. We're going to employ, like,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: 47 black dudes now. How do you, like, they're doing
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: it almost, I'm not saying they're doing it to spite them,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: but it's, like, they have gotten just way more inclusive. Like, every,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: you know, like, the conservatives and everything. Before, it was, like, only,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: pretty much only all white guys. Now there's a lot
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: of different people in, like, the conservative movement. Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Liberals bring stuff up. The service like shut the fuck up.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: And then they actually do kind of do a lot
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: of the stuff, but, you know, not even realizing it. Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: So they're kind of both like balancing each other. People,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: you know, they're all just caught up in like the
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: like the primal and tribal aspect of it. But it's
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: like things are going pretty fucking well, dude. Oh, first,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: you know, White House chief of staff in history. Yeah, dude.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: Like all this stuff is happening because it's like they're
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: like amazing. Susie Wiles. And she's Pat Summerall, John Madden's
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: former broadcast partner's daughter. Oh, interesting. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: once we just like stop the nonsense of like bitterly
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: arguing about everything, it's going to be pretty chill. Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Ben Carson, I think he's going to put back into,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I like some of his ideas. B. Carson. Yeah. That
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: guy's kind of cool. He's like a surgeon. Oh, rise
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: and shine. Carson. Dude, that guy. He's fucking dead asleep. Super.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: I like the guy. His blood, bro. He's got his
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: blood pressure. Who's the guy? It's just like a synth drum.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: There's not much popping, dude. The one dude, like Byron something,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: he's a black conservative guy from Florida. Byron Davis? I
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: think Byron. Is it Byron Davis? He's nice. That guy,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I saw he was on The Breakfast Club. No, not
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Byron Davis. He plays basketball. Byron, he's like a governor from,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: that's my bro right there, Byron Donalds. That's a good
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: bro right there.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Well, it's definitely interesting to see that everything's getting diverse.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: What was that tweet that Adam McKay had? I thought
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: that that was something when I read that.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: It resonated with me. I think, I don't know, but yeah,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: like I said, it's like, I have it one sec. Yeah,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I do. Like I said, I think people are getting
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: real doom and gloom, but it's like, I'm of the
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: minority opinion. I think things are gonna get pretty sweet, actually. Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Who would have guessed lying about Biden's cognitive health for
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: two years? That shit made me so mad, dude. Just
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: taking advantage of an old man. Like, it's just not cool.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? His family shouldn't have allowed it.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: I know, dude.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just not cool. Cause then you're lying
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: to him also, right? So you're placating him. Like you're just,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you're using, it just, it seems like cruelty to a human, right?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Refusing to do an open conversation for a new nominee,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: never mentioning public health care, embracing fracking, and year-long slaughter
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: of children in Gaza.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: That, to me, was one thing that definitely was like... Yeah,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: they blew it so hard. I mean, again, if you were.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Some of the stuff, I don't know, but the children
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: in Gaza thing, and I think just taking advantage of Biden,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: it just felt like, is this party really doing this?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Or are they... What's happening here? Well, it's like, all
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: they had to do was... If she could have came
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: out and be like, bro... We all saw it. Dude's
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: old as hell. You know, let's not, let's not like
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: he wasn't, let's not fuck it. They instead, she was like,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: he's fine. Like, why did they take him out? It's like,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: you can't do that. Yeah. All they had to do, like,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: obviously the dude was fucking going nuts and getting old.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's move on. They, it was just, it's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: a bummer. They were just lying. You're when someone's lying
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: and you're like, dude, you're bullshitting me. It was just that.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: And everyone could see it. And it was just like,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: and now too, with, I, you know, not to, you know, uh,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: fluff the podcasting too much, but it's like now, they
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: can't go on like the sound buddy little things they
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: have to go sit down and like answer actual questions
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: and people now like i didn't know i couldn't tell
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: what interviews were edited when i was younger now people
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: are like more savvy about media so they're able to
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: be like oh that's that was a weird jump they
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: cut something out like well here's the whole thing yeah
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: so now you have to be able to sit down
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: and actually communicate rather than like hitting talking points and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: like engineering you know people's ideas on things do you.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Think that rogan's endorsement helped trump win or do you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: think it had any effect I don't, it.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Didn't hurt, but I, I think it, uh, uh, I didn't,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: didn't hurt, but just what he does, I think helped
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: him win for sure. It's like having, setting a standard
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: where like politicians now have to go sit down for
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: at least a two hour conversation. Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Cause really what he did over the past years is
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: just investigate. I mean, he asked so many questions about
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: everything to all types of people. So you learned so
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: much and he's not a gotcha guy either. So he's
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: good at just being like, like, help me understand this.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: And that's when people really get kind of flushed out
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: where it's like, if they're not making sense and you know, he's,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: he's pretty adamant about like, I don't get that.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense. You know, I'm, I'm a weak interviewer,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I think it won't make sense. That's cool.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: I get burnt out. I get exhausted.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: He said, dude, I was in there yesterday and it
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: was like, I was just like, I feel like I've
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: been kind of losing my mind this week.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. I don't know what was going on. I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: just was like, like a lot of paranoia. Um, it's
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: the worst. Yeah. And, uh, I don't know if I
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: met it. I don't know if I missed a day.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. but I was like fucking
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: thought I was going crazy yesterday. It's kind of crazy.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: We have a days when you start asking people like,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: am I okay? You know, that's a weird thing. Yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: That is, it's so hard to explain, but I'll just
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: be like walking sometimes and I'll just get like a
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: feeling where I'm like, bro, I'm fucking losing it right now.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like, that is the worst. You're like, yeah,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just kept spent the whole day. And it was
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: like the whole day was like that, man.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: And then I had to go in there and I
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: felt very nervous. So then you felt like you're under
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: a microscope.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, um, Yeah. What do you do to keep
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: yourself kind of on the square? Is there like any
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: kind of program? Yeah, usually go to AA meetings. That helps. Yeah.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Do yoga. I got hurt a couple, like a month ago.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: Some guy squeezed me after a football game. I was
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: in when Vanderbilt beat Alabama. I was there. And this
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: guy just squeezed me so much. What? And then all
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: the players, some guy on the sidelines. Yeah. Some devout
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: just brother had really squeezed me. I mean, like I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: was a fucking, like he was going to brush his
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: teeth with me. That sucks. He got it. Yeah. I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: was just like, ah, where, where'd it get you over here?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: It's real. Oh fuck. Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: But then all the players are just one and they were,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: they were, and then everybody squeezed me, dude.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're fucked. So you couldn't do the yoga for like, yeah,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: for weeks. And so then my mental starts going down. Yeah.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: That's us right there. Yeah. That's Cheryl jr. Right there.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I believe that's amazing, dude. We got that coach Clark Lee. Oh,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: that's Skinner jr. Right there. damn that thing's pretty heavy
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: too man those coolers aren't yeah decent amount of water
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: in it nice oh you have to leave it too
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: we got him he's cool that's awesome that's fucking awesome
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: damn so you just got squeezed by like the strongest
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: dudes in the country yes yeah that's what happened and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: then so yeah but anyway i'm yeah i'm not whining
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: about it but it's just like you can't do anything
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: bro you go to open your refrigerator and that suction
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: on the refrigerator oh that hurts yeah when your ribs
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: are fucked up it hurts to breathe every breath you're
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: like Yeah. And then you're pushing on the side of
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: your body while you're doing everything. So you're walking around
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: like this all day. Like you're fucking like one of
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: those guys, like putting away a pocket watch or something
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: like in the twenties or whatever, like that little handicap
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: peanut that they fucking sent out there. Yeah. And you,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: and there's nothing you can do when your ribs hurt.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: There's no like sling or you can just, you have to,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: and yoga is just so much breathing. Every breath you'd
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: be like, and then you do like the, like this thing. Yeah.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: That would hurt.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, just that, and I was just kind of
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: losing my mind, dude. So then you go in there
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: and you're like, am I saying crazy shit?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Fuck, dude. Started to get real paranoid. Yeah. I will
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: say this though.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: I think the person that won that election, I think
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: the person that changed it was Dana White.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Really? Undeniably. That's, why do you think that? Because he
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: got Trump in the podcasts. He made it happen. He
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: did it. Yeah. He- is just you, he did that.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: He made that happen. Yeah. That makes sense. So he
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: was the one being like, you got to do these.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: He's the one who like talked to Joe about it
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: for years. It's been in discussion. Yeah. I don't think
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan was going to do that. And then he did,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: you know, and, um, that put, I did kind of
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: push it. I think that helped actually. Yeah. Dana made
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: all that happen. Dude. It got like, that was the
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: thing too. It was like, just you, if you want
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: to look at YouTube views, that's kind of like, I
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: don't know if that like works with polling, but it's
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: like the Rogan Trump episode, What is it at? Like
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: $ 30 million? I know. It was at like millions quickly.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: The Call Me Daddy, that podcast with Kamala was like...
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it hit a million. It did.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: I think it might have. $ 47 million right now. $ 47 million.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: If you look up the Call Her Daddy or Call
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Him Daddy or whatever, Call Me Daddy. Excuse me. Call
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Her Daddy. There you go. It got... $ 812, 000. $ 812, 000. But
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: that's just a clip. Now, here's the problem with Claude Eddy.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not bragging. My YouTube special did better than that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding. But that's what I'm saying. That is a
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: gauge of public interest. And it's like public interest, in
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: my opinion, probably translates to voting, I think. I don't know.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Or at least people come in to experience the person,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: you know? True. Yeah. Definitely interesting. You can't watch the
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: full episodes because they're on Sirius. Is that right? Sirius? Yeah,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: they only put a clip. Yeah. So you can't see
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: the full episodes of these podcasts either. So you don't
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: know what really. Well, you know, I wish her the best.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not like, yeah, that's the thing. I'm not like,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate that lady. I'm like, I felt sad.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I personally didn't really want her to win
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: because I was just like, you know, I think Trump
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: will probably maybe stop the wars faster. It's my hope.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I just, I don't know. I just, I don't
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: know what's happening. I feel like there's a changing of
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: these parties because you have former Democrats who are now,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: republicans but they also don't even get along with half
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: of the people in office yeah people are sick of
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: politicians overall big time um apac and lobbyists like have
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: infiltrated what it seems like politics overall it's like for
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: sure and people you can't hide the information from people anymore.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah well dude the weird thing was is like they
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: started like the the democrats started being like I mean,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: George Bush was great and like, you know, Cheney and
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And it's like, why, why are they
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: pumped on them? It was, that to me was just
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: weird where it's like, they're all dark. And then I
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: think the last minute they started being like, yeah, we
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: actually want strong borders and all that stuff too. Just
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: cause they were like, this is working. So, you know, it's,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's all part of a bigger process that
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: is for the best where it's like, like you were saying,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: the Republican party is totally different, like way different. Remember
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: like 1995, it was like, it was, it was like
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: send people to jail for fucking, you know 30 years
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: for crack and all this stuff and now it's like
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: we should get some of these guys out of prison
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: you know which everyone's doing now but that's yeah cause
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: of like a liberal worldview and that's been they got
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: to get a couple more brothers in the party too
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: i think i think oh it's common dude i think
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: it's common but here's the thing too it's like so
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: you have like the liberal people being like yeah we
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: shouldn't send people to jail for having crack on them
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: for 40 fucking years and then you're like yeah that's
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: a good idea but then with the immigration thing it's
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: like I personally have no problem with immigrants, but it's
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: like you can only have so many like that's a reality. Right.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: It's just you're having a party. Yes. You can't invite
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: the whole city to your party. Yeah, it won't work.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: So the same thing happens with the border. And it's
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: a shame because people want to escape like, you know,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: crushing poverty. But the Republicans are right in that you
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: can't like and it's like if you're like just thinking
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: on a human level, you're like, I don't want to
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: like kick some guy out or have some guy come
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: against the wall and get the fuck back. Of course not.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: But you do have to do that. But you also,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: I think there's ways you can do it in an
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: organized pattern. Yeah, true.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: So you're properly vetting people. And then they used to
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: have a system where people could serve, they could, you
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: could almost adopt a homeless person or whatever who came
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: across the border and you were their sponsor.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: That's cool. I'm super cool.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: So then you as a member of your country, right?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Or that you were born into, sure, it's a blessing, right?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Easy for us to say that. But then you get
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: to be part of the uh of immigrate you know
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: it's like there's an actual connection there so you know
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: i don't know that's a good i like that idea
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: though yeah it's easy to say stuff let's change the
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: topic what else can we talk.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: About but i was saying too then you can kind
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: of like set them up in like contests against each
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: other oh yeah.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Well people have had that i've heard that material before
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: i think of like doing like a um american ninja
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: warrior to come over the border that would.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: Be nice too yeah i was saying if you had
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: like if i adopted a guy you adopted a guy
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: yeah We could kind of make them compete. Yeah, like
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: battle bots. For the glory of our houses, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: That would be so sick. That would be awesome. In
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: like a fun way, you know what I mean?
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: And you raise money for helping people that are coming over. Exactly. Fuck.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: Winner's family comes over. Yeah. Loser's family pays. That'd be
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: a great.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, I had this idea for a game show, right?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: So check this out. You get two like kind of
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: lifeguard chairs, right?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: And you have, you put like kind of cellophane, like
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: kind of like some light blue plastic around them, right?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: You can still see through it. And at the bottom
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: of the, at the bottom is a scale, right? And
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: you get two guys who have eaten for like a week,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: haven't gone to the bathroom. Whoever can do the most
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: poop in a given amount of time wins a car.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Or maybe not a car, maybe a motorcycle. Dude, that's
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: an awesome game. So you're inside the lifeguard chair. You're
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: wrapped in blue. What's the blue wrapping? Just because you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to see it. You don't want to see it.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: That'll gross people out. But if you see the scale
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: going up or something, it'll at least excite people. You
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: don't think the viewers at home are going to see
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: the pile? I think you want to be able to
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: see it, but you want to see it vague. So
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: you want it to be like opaque. Yeah, I see.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Just like a general shape.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Have like a frosted glass over something. Yes, that's
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Frosted glass. That would be nice. Yeah,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: that's a great show. Thanks, man. That is a fantastic show.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: On to the scale would be nice. I recently just
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: did a thing where you have to poop at home
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: and then scoop it and mail it to get results
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: to see what they think of your body. What are
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: you talking about, dude? Dude, I swear to God, you
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: can do that.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: You can mail it. I don't know, like a scientist.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: You're a fucking science teacher? Are you sending that shit
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: to a scientist? You just send it to a scientist
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh my God, bro. This is incredible.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: You've been fucking compromised, homie. You're mailing poop of your
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: own to someone? I did, yeah. I want to see
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: it with my microphone. Dude, I, that was the thing.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: I thought you did a whole turd. You, you, they
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: like give you a, like a thing to put on
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: your toilet paper or they put a thing to get
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: on your toilet. It's like a paper thing that sticks
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: and it has like a little, like, you know, like
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: the dick part of your boxers. Yeah. It has like that,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: but for a turd. So then there's like this thing. Yeah.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: It's like that. And then it catches it. And then
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: you have to like scoop. I thought you just picked
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: the turn up and put it in a jar, but no,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: you scoop like the smallest amount and then you put
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: it in, like shake it up in a solution. And
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: then they just tell you, like, what's up with your microbiome?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Tell you, like, if they think you're chill or not.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: That was what it was. It was that one. What
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: if they told you where your stepdad lives? We'll tell you. Yeah,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I also think a lot of
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: this stuff, too, after doing it, I think it's just
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: a way for companies to sell you vitamins because they
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: can be based on this. We recommend X, Y and Z.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: And once you, once you, you'll, yeah, you almost want
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: to buy it. So they don't tell anybody about your poop.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like you'd be like, don't tell anybody about poop. True.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: I'll buy the vitamins. Like, yeah, let's keep this between us. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh dude. If they could be like, yeah, that guy, oh,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: we had his poop. We smelled, I guess we mean
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: me and Brittany sent them in at the same time.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: And my test was run first. And I kept telling
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: her that they opened her vial and shut down the lab.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, the whole place had to evacuate.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: They sent me an email. So they opened yours. Yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: that's love dude that's a fun that's a fun one
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: that's a good thing about having a wife too you
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: can just bother them and do cool stuff like that
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: take shits yeah shit in the tubes and mail it
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: and just both wait for your shit test it's kind
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: of that was kind of fun yeah that's like jumping
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: over the broom or whatever in some cultures yeah exactly
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: wow dude i uh were we just talking about medicine
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: yeah i think so well we got off the politics
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: stuff so we're all probably should have huh people like
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: people are over it but that's also it's like Oh,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: what was I going to ask you? Do you think... Oh,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: look at this. Is this like a new slave or whatever? Oh,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: this is like the Tesla thing. Bro. Wow. Yeah, dude.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Elon rolled out some bots too. What
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: the heck? That's a slave? Where is that? This isn't Virginia,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: is it? That's like... I am not getting that, dude. Yeah,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: that's like a different country. dude yeah tesla tesla or
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: musk oh boy i would like a little robo lawnmower
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: though i'll be honest damn look at that guy rip
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: dude dude that'd be chill crazy they should keep the
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: bots like r2d2 they shouldn't give them like legs and
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: arms and shit yeah you're right actually well you don't
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: need these guys looking like people because then somebody's gonna
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: start fucking them i mean it's already happened i'm sure
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: oh i like the way that thing's caught that thing's
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: savage but then your kid will let you're like mow
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: the yard your kids are gonna want to my thumbtack
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: yeah that's true actually that's kind of bullshit yeah dude
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: i'm trying to think of what chores we had oh
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: dude it was ridiculous man dude.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: What is do you think it's weird um this is
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: something that doesn't get talked about a lot is like
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: where do stepdads go when the divorce happens you know
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: Because they kind of don't get to see the kids anymore.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't think about that. You're saying when you
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: get divorced and you basically break up with the stepdad.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: I think they go back to the apartment, dude. It's
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: straight to an apartment complex. That has a pool at it. Yeah.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: I think the representative from an apartment complex comes and
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: picks them up in a black limousine and takes them back.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: And they just wait and queue to be stepdads. But
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: it's kind of crazy.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: You never think about that because a stepdad gets involved
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: in a kid's life for a couple of years for
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: better or for worse.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But then they have to just peace out. I
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: think some might stay kind of in, you know, I
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: don't know. Is that weird though? Yeah, kind of. It depends.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like if you knew the kid from when
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: it was a baby, you should, or just keep the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: phone line open and be like, bro, you can call
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: me whenever you want, but yeah, I'm going to go
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: look for some.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: But like the first couple of years you kind of
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: check in and then you're like, forget one year it's
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: gotta be feel weird.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah eventually or if there's a new stepdad you can't
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: be like hey you gotta pass the baton and be
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: like he's a good boy but do those stepdads meet
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: somewhere and like have a do they they meet at
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: sabaro they meet at sabaro and they ceremoniously split a
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: pizza and the guy gives the the new stepdad the
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: lat like the fifth slice and he only has three
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: hey what's up i'm tom 2015 to 2017 uh Yeah,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: stepdadding is like, I kind of, it's unheralded. Exactly. I
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: kind of wish I was able to experience it a
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: little bit, honestly. Yeah. But, you know, for real, I
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: always assumed that was just like how it would go
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: for me. I was like, yeah, I'll just kind of
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: kick around and eventually I'll just date a chick with
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: kids and be a stepdad. But it didn't work out
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: that way. So, but I honestly wouldn't have minded. It'd
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: be pretty sick.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I have a dream maybe that I meet
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: a lady and she already has a kid maybe or something.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Just get in there at like 10. You know, fucking,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: that'd be awesome. yeah i guess you're right i guess
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: you're right six get out i'm telling you man it's
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: like the first fucking three years there's no sleep you
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: get all your good sleep he's hopping at six they
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: just started remembering stuff it's perfect and it's just fun
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: from then on it's just fun.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: My buddy just had a his third kid and he's
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: a black man and he has and it's funny the
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: other guys were like do you not even a you're
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: not even a black dad until you have three kids.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, bro. That's hilarious. Like two kids for a
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: black guy, that's nothing, bro. That's so funny. That's child's play.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: So now he's official. Yeah, now he's really, yeah, like, dang,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: all right, so you for real about it. He's really banging.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: It's like the first two were just mixtapes and this
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: is like a real album. He's finally signed. Yeah. What else?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Any other thing else in the news going on or
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: anything else? Dude, I haven't been fucking following news. I
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going on. What else is going on
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: with me? Dude, you know what I've been doing recently?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: I've been researching. So I've been reading autobiographies. That's my
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: big kick right now. Wow. I've just been trying to
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: just study people's lives and see at the end of
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: their life, what did they think was good? What did
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: they think was bad? I only got through like once. Well,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: I got through a couple actually. But dude, it's been
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: cracking me up. Bertrand Russell was like this famous mathematician.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: bertram russell bertram russell yeah he wrote him in like
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: uh sky whitehead wrote this like big book called principia
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: matematica where they spent i think like 200 pages proving
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: one plus one equals two this was like the type
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: of stuff he was on wow bizarre why just because
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: they were finding ways that you could not prove it
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: people are coming through and like underlying so apparently math
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: is like there's like a like a set of axioms
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: that like you just have to assume is true you
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: know they want math There's a bunch of people back
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: in the day who wanted math to be able to
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: like totally explain everything in the universe. It's just the
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: way it is. But there is a aspect of faith
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: in math where you have to believe the axioms. Right.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: So they were trying to just be like, check this out.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: And they just got real into one plus one in
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: that book. But he's apparently like a genius. And I
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: read his and I read the guy, you know, Angela's Ashes. Yeah.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: I read his, he has one called Tiz. That's his second,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: Frank McCourt. So Angela's ashes was his time in Ireland
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: until he was 19. And then at 19, he moved
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: to New York city in like the fifties. And he
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: wrote another book called Tiz that's from the 1950s to
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: like whenever fucking eighties or whatever. Um, but I've been like,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: I was reading those both simultaneously. And like, it's so
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: funny how every male memoir is just a guy talking
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: about how horny they were as a kid. It's, it's crazy. Well,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: some lady oven themselves at a Walmart. You see that? No.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: Somebody wandered into an oven. They were doing, was it
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: hide and go seek or what happened?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: We're pulling it up, but there was a woman got
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: stuck in one of the industrial baking ovens at a Walmart,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: I believe. What? and i believe she passed away right
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: yes from the gas or she burned herself up from
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: the burning oh we're cooking let's all say burning we
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened or you know oh she was
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: 19 oh yo Police say the investigation is complex. That's unreal. Oh,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: the walk-in. So they bake like moldable cakes at a time?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: In Canada, yeah. I guess they have a walk-in oven.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: That's not a good idea. It'd be hard to stay
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: out of it. I bet it smelled good in there. Bro, true.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is harrowing. Yeah, of course. But I'm
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: saying that it is a fact that that oven smelled delicious. Oh, man.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: The woman who was an employee of the store was
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: located at a large walk-in oven. Important to note that
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: the investigation has not yet reached a point where the
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: cause and manner of death have been confirmed.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: The investigation is complex. Yeah, dude, I did not. I'm
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: thinking like there was just a big oven on display.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, how the fuck did a lady walk
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: into that? Yeah. Damn, why the fuck do they have
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: walking ovens? That's a terrible idea. It is, huh? Let's
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: just feed them in there like pizzas. Just, you know,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: have like a big thing. You pull a wooden paddle
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: and pull them out. People don't need those cakes, dude.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: That shouldn't have cost a human life. those cakes are
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: terrible yeah this is.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah you shouldn't we don't need to walk into an
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: oven oh dude that's a terrible that's a horrible idea
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: yeah that's a well it's look that's it's an old
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: idea it's not the first it's an old idea and
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: people should have not done it yeah but it's like
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: it's almost like oh you now you need an oven
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: you open the door and has like that like the
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: one of those signs that's on like the ladder that's
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: like do not step here.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: Like no shit dude that's terrible fucking oven yeah man
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: i mean oh oh dude that is terrible someone throws
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: you in there that's what they're saying that's what i'm
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: saying dude oh that is not nice because yeah how
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: would you shut yourself in there i don't know that's
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: a mystery yeah complex if i were reading that so
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: this is very complex mystery and here's what's this all
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: about what's this all about.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: This dude's turn huh is why you need other countries
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: dude yeah people are like i don't like diversity you're
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: out of your mind.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: That's true that guy is as diverse as it gets
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: you show me a honky that can do this i
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: mean dude it is uh what a blessing if you're
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: i'm just just assume this guy's like i don't know
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: where what country that's in but any other time in
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: history Just being like a midget born in like the
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: third world. Again, he could be in Palm Beach. I
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: don't know where that guy's from, but he's pretending he's
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: from another country. It would just be a pretty tough road,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: but now he can just make great viral content. I know.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: He just makes life good, man. Yeah. Three, six. That's hilarious.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: Are you in tires? The new season? Yeah. I have
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: a small, a small role. Did you want to have
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: a larger role? Was that ever a conversation? You're good. No,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: I'm good, man. I'm, I'm happy with everything. If I
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: get it, the fact that I was in it again,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck yeah. So, and I, dude, acting
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: is like so hard, man. Yeah. It's draining, dude. Just
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: doing that every day. It's just like, I work myself
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: up into a tizzy doing just like two scenes, like
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: one scene, like from like the different angles. And it's
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: just like. Yeah, your weight takes a lot of patience.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: So you sit there all day.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: It's a, but I, yeah, no, I'm, I'm always like,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of chilling, man. I'm happy every, the way
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: anything's going. The fact that I'm not like stuck at
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: a job that makes me miserable. I'm like, bro, anything
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: that I can do, let me know. You know what
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: I mean? I don't get like caught up in the.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: kind of like should be better yeah there was my
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: yeah played the cop last time yeah my mom loved
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: the show she's so wild she's like have you seen
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: this tires yeah it is it is funny like she's
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: like i i like I like put it on and
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: my daughter was like uncle Shane uncle she freaked out
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: uncle Shane's on TV uncle Shane's on TV I was
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: trying to find my part I was like daddy was
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: on TV watching I was like I can't fucking find
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: it like boo get in the oven get in the
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: fucking oven white dad do your kids call you white
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: dad that's crazy huh my my daughter says I'm colored
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: sand she's like dad looks like sand I forget what
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: she called her mom sorry yeah she's like dad sand
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: They didn't have that, but they're going to get it.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: Now all the schools, it'll all get like, they'll start
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: ramping that up. But, you know, we'll see. I'll tell you,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to hold it down with my daughter.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, dude, for real, I'm black. Don't worry.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to the fuck that school says. You wait. Yeah,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: I'm black as hell. This is a fucking mirage, shorty.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Just get the loan on the house. Yeah, we'll see.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: But yeah, man, I, yeah, dude, I'm just pumped, man.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, everything's going well. I'm like, again,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just biding my time to be a plainclothes school security.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: It'd be fun, huh? I do fantasize about like a
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: nice retirement job. Oh, I want to teach art. I
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: would like to teach arts and crafts.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: Nothing fancy. Paint, wire things, those fuzzy long things.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: What are those called? Pipe cleaners. Yeah. That'd be nice. Yeah.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: You can do whatever with those things.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: You just, they put out a bag. We didn't know
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: what we were fucking making. Some kid made a noose
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever. You're like, yeah, he's doing good.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's, you know, for me, I'm just been chilling, man.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Just trying to keep myself, float stay positive it's the
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: embarrassing thing too and like things are going well it's
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: like i'll still get like bummed out and depressed and
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: i'm always like dude you're such a fucking pussy shut
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: up so i've been trying to just like be even
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: keeled and just you know just work on little projects
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: and that's it.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think some of that's normal too it's it
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: is tough though because certainly people have things a lot
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: tougher you know and it is tough too sometimes when
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: your life is going good it's like not to let
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: your ego start to take over. That's, that's a thing
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: that gets really scary.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Cause your ego is just like this thing that's kind
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: of grows without you, you know, really knowing what's going on.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: You can be watering it without even realizing it.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, I, I, I was lucky to have like
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: an ego boom like early and it was like, come
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: looking back on it. It was like really not nothing.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: It wasn't anything great, but at the time when I
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: was like 24, 25, I was just making so much
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: money selling weed that I was like, it dude, it
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: went right to my head. Wow. As soon as I
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: made like a couple thousand dollars a week, I was
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: just like, Oh my God, I'm the fucking best. And
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: you start getting rings and shit. I was real low key.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, right now it's the most rings I've ever
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: worn right now. But the, uh, yeah, dude, you just
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: get when you like that, that happened to me and
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: I got like, you just start getting greedier. And I
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: was just like, I want more. Luckily I got wiped
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: out financially like twice. And then that has like an evening,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: you go like up and back down, you go, Okay.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: And it kind of brings you back to earth where
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, like don't, don't let that anything like
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: that get to your head or like make you act different.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: And again, it's, it's embarrassing. It was like, dude, I
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: was making two grand. So we, but it's like, it
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: was enough for me at such a young age to
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: be like, I'm a, I'm the man. Everyone's a fucking
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: idiot who can't do it. And it was just like,
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: and then I came crashing and burning and I was like,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: all right, back to painting houses. Now it really had
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: like a, that for me, it was a real experience.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: And I was able to be like, okay, when things
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: were going well, a don't be a dick and B,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: It might not always forever, huge chance it won't. So,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: you know, be grateful and just kind of like, you know,
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: be nice and just try to help out and don't
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: get too, you know. How'd you get wiped out? How'd
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: you get wiped out? Just losing money in the mail.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: I got robbed at gunpoint. I got, I like had
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: like a couple of stretches where like dudes I know
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: would get fucked up on drugs and just kind of
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: like dip out. I got robbed at gunpoint. I lost that.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: And then I mailed like, I think like $ 30, 000 in
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: the mail and that got snagged by the postal police. Yeah, dude,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: that was scary. I like with 30 K in the mail. Yeah.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: I vacuum sealed it and all that stuff. And, uh,
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: and what you, can you just not legally move that
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: much money? You're not allowed to mail money like that.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: And then what they do is they're like, come on in. Like,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: they're like, we'll talk to you. And it was like,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: I wasn't, my name wasn't on it. It was like,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: I tacked it on with my friend. And the, well,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: the trick is you can be like, I was buying
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: a car, you know, blah, blah, blah. Did you go
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: in there? You wear a mustache or anything? No, dude.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, I just called to wash. I'm like,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to the fucking postal, you know, post
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: general mass or whatever it is. Is there a chance
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: to get it back? if you can prove it's legit,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: they're going to be like, all right, where's your tax return?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: So it was like, you can't, unless you had a legitimate,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: if I legitimately was doing it, I could be like, Hey,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: here's what I'm doing. I need that back. But it's like,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: it's the last place you want to go in and
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: be like, no, it was actually up to no good.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: I bet it's sitting there. You go in there and
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: talk to them. Yeah. Right. It's gone. Oh my God. Yeah.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: They probably took it. Other postal workers. I would imagine
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: the post or they, they maybe, you know, they were like,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: here you go. But it's like, yeah, that was the
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: big thing back then. It was just mailing weed. You
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: would just get it to your house and immediately write
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: return to sender. Don't open it. Because what they do
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: is either a guy, like an officer pretends to work
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: for the USPS, and they come and deliver it. And
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: what they were doing first, which kind of fucked them up,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: they'd be like, open the box right now. And you'd
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: open it and be like, there'd be weed in there.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: And you could just go, I don't know. Anyone can
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: mail me anything. So they legally couldn't do anything. So
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: what they started doing is they let you get the package.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: They wait like 10 minutes. And then they come in
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: because people usually get it and cut it right open.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: So you have to do is you write return to sender,
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: leave it in the corner of the room, wait about
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: like an hour. And then you put it in your
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: car and you drive towards the post office. So if
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: they pull you over, you're like, but I don't even
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: know what this is. I'm taking the post office. And
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: if you just kind of do a couple of laps,
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: someone's following you, go somewhere else and you cut it open.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: But it's like, that was the move because California would
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: mail it over for just like pennies compared to what
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: it was on the East coast. I thought I was
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: the man, but then, you know, did you start buying anything?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: You buy a nice suit or something? I was very, very,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: I was like a Chinese triad. I would just, No,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't spend anything. I would like. Would you start
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: sleeping on your back or something at least? You know
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: what I would do? I would go on trips. I
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: would do vacations. So I would like go away and
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: like ball out like that. But no, I didn't buy,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't buy the cars. I didn't do any of
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: that stuff. I kept it pretty low key. Were you
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: at a Cancun or something? Yeah, I went to Hawaii. Yeah.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: I did a trip to Hawaii to the Four Seasons.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: It's pretty tight. Damn. So you were balling. I was
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: balling out. Yeah, I was balling. But then again, I
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: lost it all. And then you go from like, you know,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: enjoying the perks of that to like. I'd be happy
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: if someone gave me 50 bucks right now, you know?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah. and at a young age it's
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: the best thing that could have happened because at a
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: young age i got to like get that ego swell
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: and just completely come and there's something liberating when it
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: happens though i remember being oddly like relieved at the
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: time being like Oh, this is kind of cool. I
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: don't have to worry about all this shit anymore. Oh,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: that's just a nightmare, dude. We sold weed for almost
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: four hours one time. Fucking. It's scary. It was the
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: scariest shit ever. All day, every day.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: I fucking almost killed the guy. I started accusing him
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: of fucking shit. We had like, we literally had $ 200
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: worth of fucking weed.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: We were fucking. It was just alpha dog immediately. Turbo.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: Things went so, it was crazy. well dude you talk
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: about being paranoid it's yeah you're in a paranoid everybody's
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: a fucking narc or whatever everyone's following you everyone's a
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: narc everyone's watching you yeah at one point i would
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: wake my friend up and be like are you fucking
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: watching me motherfucker i had a storage unit at one
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: point and between me and someone else we had like
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: 60 pounds of weed in there and i'd have to
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 2: i'd have to go in there with a duffel bag
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the day and like look around
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: load it and walk back up and the one time
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: i went there at three in the morning or excuse
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: me it was like you know one in the morning
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: but I go in there, it's nighttime and there's a
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: fire alarm going off in the school. And I remember
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: hearing it being like, well, there's a school nearby, which
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: probably wasn't the best place to have fucking 60 pounds
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: of weed. So I go in, I'm like, oh, that's weird.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: The fire alarm's going off. I load up a duffel
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: bag of like 30 pounds of weed. I come out
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: of the place and surrounded in police officers everywhere because
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: they came because of that fire alarm going off in
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: the school and I'm holding a duffel bag and they're
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: just standing there and it's like 1 a.m. or whatever.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: And I just come down the steps, they look at
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: me and I look at them and I was like,
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: boys i just walked to my car and i just
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: was like please please please please please please please got
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: in took off no problem i was shitting myself dude
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: that was like one of the scarier.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: Oh i can feel the stress of that dude because
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: you feel the second you're when they're behind you you
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: must be like they're fucking they're.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Following me burning in my head you're pulling off you're
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: like you're just waiting for one of their cars to
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: pull off and it was like dude it was a
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: massive giant like hockey bag and it looks i was
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: like this looks so sketchy i'm just coming out like
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: And I like froze. It says weed on the side
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah. Came out like, oh, just stared at them.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, what the fuck's wrong with
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: that guy? Wow. Yeah. True. That is. I will say
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: that is one of the perks of being a white guy. Yeah. Easily.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think the cops at 1 a.m. with a
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: giant duffel bag and being like, hey. Yeah. What's up, brothers?
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: What's up, guys? Hi-ho, neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, and
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: you're just in a paranoid delusion the whole entire time.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: It's terrible for your, dude, my hair's fucking gray, dude. Yeah.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: You're just worried all the time, constantly for years, dude.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: You're hiding shit in your ceiling. Yeah. That's kind of,
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: everything just gets scary. You hide and stuff. Yeah. We
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: had like a couple of fighting. Dude, it's funny because,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: sorry to cut you off. No, go on. You give
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: someone an ounce of weed and you watch them. They'd
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, just like, you know, sell this and
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: people would start it. And it's like, people would implode.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: It's just so much pressure or they would just smoke
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: it all and be like, whatever. Yeah, but then they're high.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Now you're having to fucking talk to somebody that's fucking
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: high to get you their shit back. And then everybody
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: starts knowing you're the weak guy. So people knowing you're
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: the weak guy, there's something cool about it. But then
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: there's also this fear because you're like, well, I'm going
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: to get busted.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: Paranoid. Yeah, paranoid all the time. Then you hear about
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: other people getting busted. And then it gets closer to
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: you and you're like, don't snitch or whatever. I wasn't
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: going to do anything. We would bury weed in our,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: we had like seven dime bags we were trying to sell, right?
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: You got them in your mouth in your little wheelchairs.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 2: We would bury them in the yard. It was un-fucking-believable, dude.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why you didn't get caught, though, dude.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: You guys were careful. It was breaking horrible, dude. That's
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: who we were, dude. It was just the dumbest fucking
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: thing ever.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: I'm in the front yard just calling my buddy a
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: I can fucking bury in fucking dime sacks with a trowel.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: I know someone who, uh, what the fuck you're doing?
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: I know someone who thought he was selling steroids and
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: he got beat and they were just antidepressants. So he
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: was selling them to like a bunch of people. They're
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: all like, dude, they're working. I'm getting, and they were
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: just on SSR. I feel great. Hey man, they felt,
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: they did feel good. Dude.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: I bought some steroids once my girlfriend, while I was
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: at away from her house, I was doing something, found them.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: broke and threw him all the way.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: She took your boys. And when I got, did you
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: already cycle on them? So did you like, we like, well, no.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: I think i had been on steroids at the time
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: and i was not happy when i got there okay
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: yeah it was do not look if you find your
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's steroids okay don't touch him just yeah bring it
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: up to him do not get rid of them though
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: because it can create a man and become violent you
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: know i didn't but you could see how i could
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: it could be a wild day for someone dude i'll
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: i'll say and i this is like i i've interacted
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: with a couple people who did the combination of coke
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: and steroids and that's the most lethal That's like a
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: dangerous combination.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: And then if you're already a little bit bipolar and boom,
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: like dude, those steroids, the Coke and your bipolar mania
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: hit at the same time. It's like, that was the craziest.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: I was out to breakfast one time with a guy
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: like that. And he ordered, it was actually kind of alpha,
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: but he like, we're ordering breakfast. He's like, Oh, and
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 2: I'll take a muffin. And can I have that immediately?
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, damn bro you just hit her
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: with the immediately he's like i want that immediately not
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: even like all you know i can have that before
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: he's like i want that immediately an immediate muffin it
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: was boss and it was boss energy but it was
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: i remember being struck by that being all the muffin
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: can have it immediately a little urgency behind that yeah
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: but yeah that that's a wild combo yeah yeah how
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: long are you on the roids for i was on
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: and off for a few years i remember the first
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: time i ever did um.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: Pills or did you inject shooting dang that's awesome shooting
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: three-pointers One time, one time my buddy Sean, he sold
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: me some pills. He actually passed away.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: He died.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: He drowned. I think he tried to hide from the
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: police underwater.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: No, dude. Fucking drowned. That's terrible. Just, yeah, you just
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: can't do it. Yeah. You know, it's, you don't think
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: about it when you're, he was so high. Yeah. He
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: just thought I can hide underwater. Bro, I almost passed
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: out in a pool this summer. I tried to do
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: a back and forth in front of all my friends
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: and I had my daughter's goggles on and they were, bro,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: they were crushing the sides of my head so hard.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: I for real went out, came up, my legs were all,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: and I was like spitting water out. I remember being like,
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: do you ever try to hold your breath super long
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: in a pool when you start like vibrating and shit?
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: I was feeling that. I'm like, bro, I'm so close
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: to getting the back and forth. I got that. And
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden I black out, come to, and
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm up in the water. My lungs are full. I'm like, oh,
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: And then I took two more steps, passed out again,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: smacked my chin on the side of the pool. My
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: friends were all just laughing. They thought I was fucking
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: around until I hit myself on the pool. And I
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: came up. I was like, yo, I think I passed out.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, dude, you passed out twice. Yeah. Start
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: the burgers, man. Yeah. It was terrifying, dude. It's called
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: meeting the wizard. That's what David Goggins calls it. Really?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: When the Marines train underwater and pass out underwater. Bro,
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: it's fucked up. I can see when you have people like, oh,
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: he hit and drowned. It's like, dude, if you try
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: to hold your breath too long, you can miss a
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: window and you're just out. Well, those Kansas City Chief
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: fans were partying with their buddy where he left those
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: four dudes dead on his porch or whatever. That was fentanyl.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: Weren't they doing fentanyl, I think? It seemed like something
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: was crazy, you know? Yeah, I think they got Coke
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: and they had fentanyl. That shit's terrifying, bro. Fuck. That's
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: the one thing I'm happy I never got involved with
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: because that's just like, and everyone's like, everyone I know
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: still does Coke, which I'm like is crazy. They're like, yeah,
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: but dude, like we're testing it. I'm like, no, you're not, dude.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: You're telling me you're drunk at a bar. You score Coke,
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: and you're like, hold up, let's test this first. It's like, no,
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: you're not. Yeah, you're the same type of person that
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: mails his shit to somebody. Can you imagine?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: You're just some dude at a fucking house, just pounds
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: of shit just showing up at your door every day.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: You're just counting fucking money all day. You're doing it
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: in your garage like Jeff Bezos. Your wife's like, what
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: the fuck, dude? Babe, I'm going to analyze these turds.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: Let me analyze these turds. Babe, come on. I got
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: to fucking, you know. It probably just goes right to
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: a landfill and they're like, you need vitamin D. And
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: you're like, thank you, sir. Thank you. I think I
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: got tricked, dude. Yeah, testing your own. At that point,
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: what are you having to do? It's crazy. Yeah. It's interesting.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: You have some tour dates coming up, I saw. Yeah, man.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: You're in New York next week? Yeah, I got to
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: go to the New York Comedy Festival, the town hall.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: I want them. sweating that one I think it should
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: be good but yeah be fun when you're sweating it
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: what do you mean ticket sales it's going pretty well
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: I gotta do that one and then Capital One Hall
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: they just like they're trying me in theaters right now
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: like clubs I feel comfortable now they're like let's do
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: some theaters so I'm like fuck so you know just
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: gotta sell all the tickets of a weekend in one
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: day I know it's scary yeah dude it is scary
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: but the it's going alright you know it's like I
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: don't place too much pressure it's like it is what
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: it is I try to promote stuff but I'm not
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: like you know if it doesn't work out that's just
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: what it is like there's nothing I can do yeah So,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: you know, so that's coming up. So I'm going to
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: do that. And then, uh, then I get a bunch
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: of other dates coming up till like basically like May.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: So we're all on mattmccusker.com, whatever, but yeah. Come check
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: it out. Yeah, man. If you want. Yeah. And congrats.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: You guys, this podcast is still doing great, dude. Yeah. We're, we're,
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: this is, this is like the dark night of our podcast.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm doing it. I'm just holding it down to
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: Shane's doing the tires. And I've been, you know, I've
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: set up a new thing now where I, I have
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: like headset mics and I stand at a podium. with
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: and I have the guest stand at a podium and
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: it's been kind of fun. Changes the energy when you're
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: on your feet. Imagine if we're on our feet this
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: whole time. It's a whole different energy. Oh, it's a
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 2: good point, huh? And you have, you have your hands
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: are free. You're just on the headset. You're thinking you're
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: more creative. You can move around. I kind of like
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: it so far. And you have like a podium to
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: lean on. I can put a laptop on this under count.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: And like, you know, if I need to look at something,
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: I can just kind of. Yeah. It's been fun. I'm
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: really fucking around with it. Yeah, Ben. Good for you, man.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: And if you take a walk, sometimes I'll notice if
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: I take a walk with a friend, we have such
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: a better conversation.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: Big time. Or if I take like one of the
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: things I've like to do now sometimes if i'm even
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: going on a date or something just like let's just
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: go take a walk it's like you kind of get
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: to know somebody it's chill you're in motion like and
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: you feel like you did something too when you when
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: you like go on a walk dude and i that's
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: for me that's the best cure for when you get
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: the mental zoomies hit the fucking road just walk it
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: helps so much fucking walk till you're a stepdad yeah
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: walk to that new family dude.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 1: Um best of luck with all the tickets man well
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: yeah if you need a guest too if i come
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: back man i'll have to pop in.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: Please dude please that'd be awesome i got it i
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: got like because shane's taping in new york is that
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: where they're taping philly yeah right in philly oh yeah
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: i got like um because starburst is taping with him
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: yes yeah he's gonna i'm gonna see him next week
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: yeah man so i got like i think like seven
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 2: more weeks of episodes record before it comes back so
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: i've we've we've made it through So, you know, it's
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 2: been fun. It's one of those, like, it's been like
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: a learning experience because it's, you know, it's easy. We
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 2: can do it. We'll do it together. When it was
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: just me, I was just like, well, fuck, you know.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 2: The dogs, man. They'll be excited whenever he gets back, though. Oh, yeah.
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 2: You can hear them barking. They're ready. They're ready. They're ready.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 2: Trust me. They're ready for him to be back. Tickets
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: at mattandmccuster.com. Matt, good to see you, man. Bro, thank
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: you so much. Yeah, man. Have a good one. You too.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: I'm falling like these leaves I must be. cornerstone oh
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: but when i reach that ground i'll share this piece
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: of mind i found i can feel it in my
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: bones