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Hour 2 - Leprechaun Hour · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number two. Our number two is ready for
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  Speaker 2: you and the Hour of Lebron at least at the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: How do you process the report that says four teams
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  Speaker 2: have contacted agent Rich Paul for a Lebron James trade
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  Speaker 2: from the Lakers. Also, why would Brook Lopez pick the
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  Speaker 2: Clippers over the Lakers? It makes no sense according to
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  Speaker 2: some of these Laker historians. And Kevin Durant goofed on
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  Speaker 2: Dorian Finney Smith during Lebron's podcast. How awkward are things
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  Speaker 2: going to be for Durant and Dorian Finney Smith when
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  Speaker 2: they are now teammates with the Rockets. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 2: that and more right now here. It is our number two.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Lebron life. Yeah, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Get away from me.
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  Speaker 2: Even when it shouldn't be about Lebron, it is about Lebron.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Show.
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  Speaker 1: Show b So later this hour we will have a guest.
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  Speaker 2: He's given me this he wants to I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: here later this hour.
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  Speaker 2: But our lead is from La La Land And another day,
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  Speaker 2: another wrinkle in the Lebron drama orama you've not been following,
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  Speaker 2: perhaps not now. I do get paid to follow this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I would pay this close attention
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  Speaker 2: if I didn't have this job. In fact, I would
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  Speaker 2: guarantee I wouldn't. But I have the job, and I
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  Speaker 2: do find it interesting. So Lebron's agent, the person that
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  Speaker 2: Lebron buddied years ago, that has been writing Lebron James
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  Speaker 2: cotails all these years, Rich Paul. So, Rich Paul says
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  Speaker 2: that as many as not one, not two, not three,
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  Speaker 2: but four four NBA teams have already inquired about trading
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  Speaker 2: for Lebron from the Lakers. Course they've gone to Rich Paul,
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  Speaker 2: because you don't negotiate a trade with Lebron unless unless
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  Speaker 2: Rich Paul says it's okay. So that comes amid reports
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  Speaker 2: that Lebron has given a hostage note to the Lakers,
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  Speaker 2: hostage note about if you don't make the roster the
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  Speaker 2: way I want the roster, you're out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone. I'm gonna seek a trade. Now.
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  Speaker 2: He did pick up his fifty two million dollar player
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  Speaker 2: option to return plausibly to the Lakers, but that has
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  Speaker 2: not stopped the rumor orama from picking up steam here
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  Speaker 2: that he's gonna change teams, he's gonna go somewhere else,
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  Speaker 2: and all this stuff. So let us discuss the question,
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  Speaker 2: how do you process? All right, how do you process
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  Speaker 2: supposedly four teams contacting Rich Paul for a Lebron James trade.
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  Speaker 2: So on this one, I've got Flair, gun Feather and
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  Speaker 2: Applebee's and we will combine all of these things together,
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  Speaker 2: and we are gonna make some lucky charms, like a
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  Speaker 2: leprechaun would have a lucky term. Now, number one, I said,
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  Speaker 2: number one, Yeah, get out the old magnifying glass.
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I got the magnifying glass out on this one. So
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  Speaker 2: this is what's known as vague headline harvesting. It is
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  Speaker 2: vague headline harvesting, no names, no offers, no actual news.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like the Knicks, the Timberwolves, the Warriors.
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  Speaker 1: The you know, the Rockets.
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  Speaker 2: It was just four teams, and it's not four out
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  Speaker 2: of thirty because it's twenty nine other teams other than
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers, And you immediately eliminate the Charlotte Hornets, the
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  Speaker 2: Brooklyn Nets, teams that aren't even trying to feel the
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  Speaker 2: competitive team. But it's just enough, just enough bait that
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  Speaker 2: it'll feed the content cycle for a day, and you
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  Speaker 2: take the hook on that and you kind of run
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  Speaker 2: with it. And it's not like it's the twenty ten
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  Speaker 2: We're not going back fifteen years the decision by Lebron
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  Speaker 2: at a boys and girls club in Connecticut.
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  Speaker 1: We're not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: And so this is not really so much as a
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  Speaker 2: report if you will. It is more of like a
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  Speaker 2: flare gun by Rich Paul. If you imagine Rich Paul
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  Speaker 2: is shooting up a flare from the top of Clutch Mountain,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful Clutch Mountain, and signaling to the NBA world that
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  Speaker 2: Rich Paul is still calling the shots, that Rich Paul
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  Speaker 2: is still in charge both on and off the court,
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  Speaker 2: and if you want a meeting with the King, you
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  Speaker 2: have to visit Rich Paul. Now, I maintain my take.
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  Speaker 2: I have not altered my take from the previous edition
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  Speaker 2: of the show. Lebron is not going anywhere. He's not
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  Speaker 2: unless unless he wants to go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Ron doing right now through Rich Paul is just keeping
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  Speaker 1: his name talked about. That's it, right.
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  Speaker 2: If Lebron got to the point where he actually wanted
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  Speaker 2: a trade, Rich Paul would have shams in one ear
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  Speaker 2: and he'd have Adam Silver in the other before skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: Rob Polinka could even boot up the trade machine on
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  Speaker 2: the Internet and see what he could get for Lebron.
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  Speaker 2: So forget about that, and you can bet the phrase
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  Speaker 2: four teams. I saw that a lot Rich Paul. Four teams.
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  Speaker 2: Four teams picked very carefully right, not several not multiple teams.
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  Speaker 1: It was four.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds surgical, an exact number, four teams, not five,
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  Speaker 2: not six, not seven, right strategic suggesting what suggesting? Something
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  Speaker 2: simmering And again my position, Spider of Art, nothing simmering.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing on the back burner at all. We're supposed
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  Speaker 2: to believe that contenders are lining up to trade for
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  Speaker 2: a forty year old Lebron James with more miles than
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  Speaker 2: a rental car and massive salary. I believe his salary
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  Speaker 2: fifty three million is the g DP the domestic product
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  Speaker 2: there of like Micronesia.
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  Speaker 1: I believe. I'd have to go check.
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  Speaker 2: But all because Rich Paul said, you said something to
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  Speaker 2: a few NBA insiders and then they repeated it, and
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  Speaker 2: that led to the internet doing its thing and we're
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  Speaker 2: off to the races and all that because Lebron's not
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  Speaker 2: just your run of the mill older player.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron's going to control everything. Like one of the theories is.
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  Speaker 2: The reason Lebron's grumbling is because now he's no longer
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  Speaker 2: the king of the team.
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  Speaker 1: That Luca.
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  Speaker 2: It's like lucas the center of the universe in Lakerland,
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  Speaker 2: and that's bothering Lebron, Like Lebron's like, no, I'm king
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  Speaker 2: King Lebron. Where would he go? You're gonna go back
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  Speaker 2: to Cleveland. I don't think he's going anywhere. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: this is the Lebron Show, and Rich Paul is the
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  Speaker 2: executive producer of The Lebron Show. And I'll believe it
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  Speaker 2: when Lebron goes somewhere else. I don't believe these initial
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  Speaker 2: round of rumors. Although it is good engagement. It's good
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  Speaker 2: engagement for me.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, turning the page, So the Lakers, who had a
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  Speaker 2: very embarrassing week here we're into early July, but the
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  Speaker 2: start of NBA free agency, the Lakers wanted to add
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  Speaker 2: a center. Many believe they had circled the wagons for
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  Speaker 2: brook Lopez, who had been a free agent from the
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee Bucks, played with the Lakers in the past, then
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  Speaker 2: went back to Milwaukee, and that was the guy they wanted.
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  Speaker 2: That was the centerpiece, and he is bringing his towns
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  Speaker 2: to Los Angeles. But brook Lopez will be a Clipper,
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  Speaker 2: not a Laker. So why why would brook Lopez pick
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  Speaker 2: the Clippers over the Lakers? Explain that to me, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm five years old, So I'll explain it to you
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  Speaker 2: in forwards.
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  Speaker 1: You ready, here they are.
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  Speaker 2: It's hip two clip boom, drop the mic, hit the clip.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, that's right, thank you. There you go. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: hip the clip. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Another feather in the cap of the Clipper ship there
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  Speaker 2: and a swing batter, a whiff for skinny jeans, Rob
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  Speaker 2: Polinka another whiff there. Also more on Dorian Finney Smith,
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  Speaker 2: who the Lakers had and wanted to keep. He also
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  Speaker 2: left to go play for the Roquets to hang out
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  Speaker 2: with mister Irrigation in Houston. But the Lakers they cannot close.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a problem. It's been an ongoing problem here.
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  Speaker 2: And listen, Lopez said, well, some people say, well he's old.
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  Speaker 2: You know what do you want a guy like that?
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  Speaker 2: He's an older player. But make no mistake, brook Lopez
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  Speaker 2: still is able to defend the rim and those three
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  Speaker 2: point shots, the moneyball from brook Lopez like a stretch four.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty pretty good from brook Lopez. And it's it's not
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  Speaker 2: a minor move. It's not a major move. It's not
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  Speaker 2: a minor move. It's in the middle and it's a
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  Speaker 2: savvy strategic addition by the people's team and a front
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  Speaker 2: office the Clippers that unlike.
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  Speaker 1: The Purple and Gold, where they love to tell you
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  Speaker 1: how great they are. Right, they go around, they leak.
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  Speaker 2: Every negotiation, everything is out there, you know, whether it's
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  Speaker 2: shams or somebody else, and they scream about how great
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  Speaker 2: their culture is, and you know, the pride of the
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  Speaker 2: all the bull crap with the Lakers and all this stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and people buy into it. Low information fans buy into it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a failure. The Clippers saw a need and they
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  Speaker 2: they filled it. And Brook Lopez will player a fair
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  Speaker 2: amount of minutes until he gets hurt because he's older
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. And meanwhile, the Lakers, though they
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  Speaker 2: were in the mix. I love that in the mix,
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  Speaker 2: and that's been a status they've had for a lot
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  Speaker 2: of the players they've wanted to get in recent years.
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  Speaker 2: In the mix, on the radar. They're on the radar,
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  Speaker 2: the finalist until they're not. And what Rob Polenka needs
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  Speaker 2: skinny jeans, Rob Blinka, is he needs another assist from
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  Speaker 2: Nico Harrison. Is there any way that Nico Harrison and
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  Speaker 2: Adam Silver can just give some more good players to
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers, Because without the help, without the push from
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  Speaker 2: the NBA and Nico Harrison to bail him out on
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  Speaker 2: his own devices. It has not gone well for Skinny
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  Speaker 2: G's and Brook Lopez clearly has more confidence the Clippers
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  Speaker 2: will make a further run than the Lakers. Otherwise the
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  Speaker 2: money be about to say he would have gone to
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers. And so we'd rather play with Kawhi Leonard
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  Speaker 2: and James Harden than the Pillsbury dough boy, Houka Luka
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  Speaker 2: and Lebron who's playing a foot set with leaving, even
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  Speaker 2: though we don't think he actually will leave. All right now,
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  Speaker 2: Final point, new team, Same old KD, Same old KD.
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  Speaker 2: Some internet investigators had a field day because it turns
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  Speaker 2: out that if you didn't see this. In a recent
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  Speaker 2: guest appearance on Lebron's podcast, Kevin Durant spoke at length
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  Speaker 2: about a number of basketball related issues, including shot selection
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  Speaker 2: and when to give up the ball and when not
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  Speaker 2: to give up the ball and all that stuff. So
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  Speaker 2: one of the things he said was how Kevin Durant
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  Speaker 2: said he would rather the ball be in the best
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  Speaker 2: player's hands than to pass it to someone like Dorian
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  Speaker 2: Finney Smith with the clock winding down.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The reason this is interesting is because not only did
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  Speaker 2: Kevin Durant end up on the Rockets, but also his
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  Speaker 2: new teammate is Dorian Finney Smith.
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  Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Durant didn't just say I prefer to take the
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  Speaker 2: last shot. No, no, no, He went next level. So how awkward?
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  Speaker 2: How awkward are things going to be for Kevin Durant
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  Speaker 2: and Dorian Phinney Smith now that they will be brothers
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  Speaker 2: in arms, they will be comrades with the Houston Rockets.
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  Speaker 1: So again, the fact that Durant didn't keep this vague,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm happy he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: In his wildest dreams, he clearly did not imagine a
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  Speaker 2: world where he would have a teammate named Dorian Phinney
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  Speaker 2: Smith and they'd be playing together. But here you are,
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  Speaker 2: right here you are, and so the normal response is
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  Speaker 2: I just prefer to take the last shot.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say that, though.
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  Speaker 2: Again he basically said, why in the world would I
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  Speaker 2: pass to that guy who happens to be his teammate now?
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  Speaker 2: And man, it's going to be fun. I'm not a
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  Speaker 2: big chemistry guy. You can't hate each other though. You
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  Speaker 2: can't go.
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  Speaker 1: Into it hating each other.
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  Speaker 2: And you got Durant already calling out teammates No, he
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  Speaker 2: didn't didn't work with the rockets.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't a rocket when he recorded this.
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  Speaker 2: But the fact that he said it and he named
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  Speaker 2: the name, he named him, he said the name, he
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  Speaker 2: said it. How great is that first get together going
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  Speaker 2: to be like they have the team meeting, they have
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  Speaker 2: the first team then they go out to an Applebee's, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and they're they're ordering and then do they sit Dorian
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  Speaker 2: Finney Smith at the kiddie table? Does he sit at
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  Speaker 2: the kids table? Is he allowed with the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the team there. And it's not even about his skill set,
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  Speaker 2: not only he's an average NBA player. I think Dorian
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  Speaker 2: Finney Smith is an average NBA player. He's like roster fillers.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes he'll be okay, most of the time, you don't
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  Speaker 2: notice he's there. Sometimes he's terrible. He's he's just there
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  Speaker 2: and but very awkward, very very awkward. And it's it's
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  Speaker 2: an equivalent of like over the weekend. You come into
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  Speaker 2: the office on a Monday, You show up to work
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  Speaker 2: on a Monday, and you find out that the boss
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  Speaker 2: was trying was just ripping you a new one, trash
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  Speaker 2: of you coworkers were there and they like they heard stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and it's we're not even close to this time where
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  Speaker 2: they get together.
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  Speaker 1: The season starts really in October.
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  Speaker 2: Training camp will begin and the season will begin at
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  Speaker 2: the end of October, and all this stuff, and we've
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  Speaker 2: got the drama. Who's got the drama. They've got the drama.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe Dori and Phinney Smith comes in there and
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  Speaker 2: just shrugs it off, and at least that's what we
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  Speaker 2: do publicly.
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  Speaker 1: It'll inspire him to play better. It'll feel them, give
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  Speaker 1: him some jet fuel.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he will knock down a bunch of three point
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  Speaker 2: shots and they'll hang out.
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  Speaker 1: Durant and.
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  Speaker 2: Finny Smith will be buddy buddy, right, they'll sen Kumbaya
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  Speaker 2: and roast marshmallows and all that stuff. But this is
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  Speaker 2: come in here. So I'm mining my own business. I'm
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not harming anyone. I didn't even do
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the show last night. Something else I had going on.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I couldn't be at the show last night, by the way,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Well congratulations. So so then my phone starts like I'm
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: getting messages during the day. I like, what what happened?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I went even in the building
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: last night, And so I get these this message for
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: management that that someone was one of my visitors was
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: at the building during the day trying to get into
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: the building. And I'm like, well, I work at night.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I don't work during the day. There's daytime people don't
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: know nighttime people. Michael Upper have I not told you?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: But what were you doing here during the day.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I My hotel is five minutes down this tree. I understand,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: but this is a major. You can't just walk into
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: a major like there's a big radio company here. You
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: can't just walk in that. I was improded. I took
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: pictures of Seacrest's sign, but then congratulations, but it's a
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: good sign. It's a great, solid sign. Solid. Did you
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: see that there's a Coast to coast sign up? Did
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you take a photo over that? I took?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: No?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: What about what other signs are out there? If Steve
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Sin's still out there?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: This is his old studio, okay, in his own So anyway,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: you just wanted to see You were so excited you
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: wanted to come here.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: When I go to a news just say yes, yes,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you were excited because you wanted to be here and
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: see the studio.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, and know where it was because if I drove
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: it would take me ten minutes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: And you have to understand, Okay, my we do a
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: different show. The daytime shows are like normal. They don't
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: understand the people that listen to the show. Have I
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: gotten into arguments with management, So we're just like we
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: hide out in the night and when you show up
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: during the day, it's like they've seen a monster.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: The reaction of the daytime people that work here. Whether
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: the security guard was a monster or not, I don't know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm actually happy.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: We've had some security guards that just sleeped all the time,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: so I'm actually happy they actually the security guard was
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: paying it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: They walk me off the property.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: But you seem like a very nice person. I don't
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: know why they would have this reaction. I've been nothing
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: but nice. You've been here a little bit, right, You've
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: been in the building.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: So let me tell you what he said. He said,
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: I'm I told him I'm coming on Ben Mallor tonight,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: and he said, who's Ben Maller. Well, he knew Ben Mallo.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: You know you are the daytime guy, knew who I was.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: He knew Lorena. But Lorena's not here. She's not here.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: But then I said, and then he said, you can't
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: be possibly going to Ben Mallor because you don't have
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: his cell phone number.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: And I said, well, Bill Maller, and I did. I
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: don't give out my number because you call me.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I called you after I got management at the
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: company upset. The one thing I try to avoid, michel
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Leprechaun is management even knowing I exist, and you come
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: in here like a wrecking you like the kool Aid.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Man breaking your Yeah, that's why you get paid the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: big bucks. Paul, Sure, yes, let me tell you. Okay. Anyway,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: so you're here, now, I'm here, and you're a big
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: fan of the show. You love the show. My goal
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: for the week is not to get arrested by Okay, Okay,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I think you're okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I think you're all right, although you almost did already
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: get arrested for trying to enter the building.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Guy he was going to call the cops. I know. Well.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: The good thing is in l A, you call the cops,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: it takes two days for them to show up, so
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: you don't have to worry about that. You're probably fine
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: by the time you leave go back to Boston. They'll
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: they'll show up.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: But anyway, you're here, now, I am here. You have
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of material.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: You have a notepad full of material, you have shtick,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: you have things planned, you have you have what do
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: you have that you have?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: The your chicken?
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: There?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You have you have for blind Scott Bland Scott was illegal? Okay?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Would you would you like to have a full bank
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: of calls?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Would you like to talk to anyone on hold, you
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: want to take a call or do you would you
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: want to do your material?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Like what do you know?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, Bland Scott tell him that this is
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: really right, blind Scott. Michaelleperkhn wants you to know that
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: he's got a real chicken.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Here, blind, real plastic chicken. I don't here, are you there,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: blind Scott.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: The thing the thing with Michael Eipkon is he's been
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: a fifth grade teacher. He has no self awareness how
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: to act around adultsy things. Because he's a fifth grade teacher.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: You can just stroll into the place like it's a
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: fifth great classroom.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Didn't ye it was a place of business, Michael Leprechaun.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I mean kind of. We talk about sports all. That's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: fairly management.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: I've talked I've talked to management before, but not about
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Ben's show, and they have talked back to me, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: they have thanked me for my contribution to Ben's show.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: They said, thank you for all your hard work and contributions.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Because I'm a respectful person I have managed. I don't
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: tell woman. I don't. Mike.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: You told.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Mike, you told the Rainy you were gonna she really
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: rose your boat now she is all the way in
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Oregon now because you, dude, you you were just the
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: biggest con ever.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, you should What do you have to say, Blind Scott,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: he's making serious accizations.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Here at michael Leprechaan Rather, what do you have to say?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Mike Goose has a common first, But blind Mike, you.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Have Mike, you don't even have a radio voice.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: Dude, you came here, come to then Irish?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: This color broke. You're not just getting ugly here?
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: This is this is what I got an Irish accent too.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: I went to you have an Italian? I got that Austin.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: No, you guys are you guys are both from the
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Commonwealth here and you're fighting it at them.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: This is very ugly. I will bring you to the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: two men.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Get near dude, I'm not coming near you, all right.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: He's very very up So why is just so upset
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: with you? Michael leprecun I don't understand one word jealous?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: He's jealous, all right, Blind Scott? Are you jealous?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Blind Scott? Are you jealous of the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: celebrity of Michael Leprechaun?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be jealous of a guy that walks around
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: with squeaky toys and talks. He lived off his parents' money.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: From Oh no, is that true. It's a terrible accusation.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: He told us how much money is in his bank account.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: All right, we don't people, Okay, what are we doing?
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Hey, I gotta got it what I'm in a comment? Yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: we're all talking a microphone. Yes, I grew up in
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: poverty in Irelands. I made my millions in America.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: All right, take that blind now, Mike, Like, why do
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: we have to know how much money you?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: All right? Nobody cares? Listen? All right, do you want
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to take another call? You have? Somebody else you have?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: What do you have? You want to pick a call?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Everyone's here? Can I do my jokes?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: The other day? Well do I have a choice? I mean,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, you brought a bunch of gifts.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: That's a good way by the kids. Get you know
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: what you should have done. Let me tell you them
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: next time. First of all, nobody's gun. Let's calm down.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: But but when you when you run into a security guard.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I was just give him a gift. You didn't give
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: him a gift. I gave him. The key to life
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: is to just you know, give gifts.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: How many gifts I gave you today? I mean there's
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a ton I don't even you got it in the fridge.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I will put it in the rain and Cooper not
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: here and they won't be here till next week. But I,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: uh yeah, I have a few jokes though, Just do
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: just do one. I gotta take a call eight seven
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: seven ninety down off. I sorry, but this is Mike
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: the Leprechaun. He's in studio. He's wearing the world's tallest
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Leprechaun shirt, He's got an Ireland hat on. He's covered
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: in tattoos. Unbelieve you got the red all this Boston
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: sports teams tattooed on your body? You got me see
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: the red Sox. Hold on me see your arm? There
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you got the uh oh, there's the oh that's that's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: that's not the Celtics Leprechaun. Well there's the Celtic logo.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You got the Patriots and then the Bruins over here
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: and a bunch of other that is that an Olympic
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: thing here? Like the Olympic tattoo? Oh, the Olympic rings.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I was the remember look at that. Okay, I'll do
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: your little dad joke. Then we'll take it. It's a
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: one dad joke, one dad joke.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Here. This is for one of the other construction workers.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear a construction joke? Ben?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, Mike the Leprechaun. Sorry, I'm still working on it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go? All right? Uh pick pick your poisoning?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to go?
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Pick a?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: We got a full board of calls here, Where do
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: you want to go? This is Mike the Leprechaun. He's
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: he's analyzing all the names you want to go. Hollering James.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: All right, you've made his dreams come true. Hollering James
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: in Minnesota. My god, what an exciting moment. Two legends
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: talking to each other. Here we've got Mike the Leprechaun
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and hollering James. Hello, Hollering James in Minneapolis, minnesot Oh,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: you'd say, why do you like taking.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Me kind of phone call?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: These guys are never sold. Wow.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you're calling Mike the Leprecaun and imbeciles.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: How are you calling him James?
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: I am flowing him out as a membles because you
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: don't know the meanings from human beings.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: And your climb and beans.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: You make coffee, James.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Can you pretend to be sleeping? Your calls are better
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: when you're sleeping. Can you pretend to be sleeping, James,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm your friends.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I like you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of ripped him, hollering James. He chose
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: you that if I got a full Baker calls. He
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: chose you, hollering James over all these other calls.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Mike, let me read.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: This is one of the few people that actually like you.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: The worst. The worst I could have done was callin
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: marcelle is marcell and Holt. No, No, he only calls
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the last hour you got.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: You got me holler James right here?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: How many.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Tell you this? Yeah?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Pretty good?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you well, James. I loved the song about you,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the thirty six Pills of the Day, that's right, thirty
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: six pers. No, we can't play it because nobody puts
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: in the system. These guys are so lazy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Amas over there, well, Coop's supposed to put in the system.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: He's very lazy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: He doesn't do it, and then Larida doesn't put it
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: in the system, and neither one's there anyway. So the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: only way we can play it is one of them
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: was here, but they're not here. So Mary can it
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: was beil Miller because it's not Bill Miller is here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Don't dare you talk trash on Bill Miller? All right, James,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: anything else for please? I have one more comment for him? Yes,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: does he know Murphy's Law? Hollering James, You know Murphy's Law?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Murphy's law, and it is gonna happen.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: It will happen.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: You're close. It's no what could go That's not what
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's what what will go wrong? Sorry? What
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: could go wrong? Will go wrong? So you better go
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: back to snoring. All right, thank you, James. Are that's hollering? James?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: God two legends on the radio. It's the Ben Mathers Show.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: We're rolling on.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: We've got Mike the Lepreca on here. He's in studio.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: He's demanded, what do you want to talk to the
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: black irishman?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Really talked him?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You've never spoken to the black Irishman. Well, you're, of
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: course an Irishman. You're reading in the island. That's appropriate
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: eight seven seven ninety nine of fives. Well, the malt
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Palooza is coming up. I know you'll be entering that
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: as well. Yes, in mid July.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Very bad rookie this year anymore? Right, Well, you can't generally,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: you can't be Marceal. It won't be Martal is a duck, Tennessee.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Kid's going down annoying me with that stupid duck. Let's
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: go to the Black Irishman. Here.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to our live coverage. Very rare in studio guests.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: A man that's already gotten me in trouble with management,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechan Hello, black irishman.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Hey killing me, Black irishman, you're on, Hold on, sire,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: on with you're on with the I mean, everybody needs
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to relax, relaxed, chill dude.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Heymen, I won't say me. I don't like to apologize
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: something he didn't know if I ever send anybody you
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: know what I'm saying.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You're very chill. No one knows who you are. Don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: worry about that, please, I won't say.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: You know amen, your voices like it's like, well, the
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: two irishmen just tonguing out to you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: But you're a black one. You know what their most
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: black Irish people are. It's a Jamaica.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: That's me.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: No, not just calm down. Uh now, Black irishman, your
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: daughter is away for the summer, is that correct? Your daughters? Man,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: normally she's playing video games while you know, he calls in.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: She actually you know she's a smart one, was a
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: smart well, young lady. Me, No, me not. You don't
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like the leopard I didn't bring. I'm gonna win it
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: when I go to Boston. So you're in the Boston,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you're a leper.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Gunt.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You got to make sure they pick up the TV show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: So I'll come to Boston right now. No, I'm worried.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: This is a Brooklyn dodgery.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Like I geez, please for hey, man, I was gonna
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: say you made the Seahawks sleeper team.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: This year Michael lepergun with his Seahawks take from the
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Black Irishman.
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: They got they got my boy. What's his name? Quarterback?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, quarterback Tom Brady. Last year, Leper says, Tom Brady
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: is the Seahawks quarter that that's what he is.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: No man, what's his name?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy Buffalo? Donald Donald, Yes, Donald, let me tell
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you about the Seahawks. You it's like it's like a
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: boat that's gonna sink. It's fair it's more like the
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Dodo boot. It's like a do extinct.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: How you get on the damn game before you play,
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: it's like okay a player, Okay, they won't mean what
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: to score one touchdown? I ain't got to score nothing.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: I could just a bit. How it's.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Again, before I hang up on you, I want to
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: thank you for that damn game. That hat.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I want to thank you for the hat that you
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: sent me, very nice, Creighton blue the Creighton Blue Jay hat.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: Hell, I'm not gonna.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Can I say, I can't say that word. I mean,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I know he's you're at that right, Yes, well he
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: said the effort. Jeez, you hear it on the podcast.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Can I say a shout out to weed men?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: We don't do shout at well, No, I love with men.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: You're like the Irish weed man. I feel like you're
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the Irish. Passed a few homeless people today, shocking in
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: l A you'd pass homeless people, Well, not so many here,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: but trust me, they're out there.
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: I know that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: And in my hotel there's a There was a conference
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: today of lawyers from Dallas, and they gave me a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of nonsense about the Dallas teams. There's a
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Cleveland person. So I lived down like anyway.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: But you're staying saying. I'm saying it's a hotel. You know,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you can't say that you're living there because you but
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: for the week for weed Man. So I'm going to
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: say about all homeless people. And that's a genuine Jesus
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: struggled to make in his meat as well. And weed
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Man is a very nice man.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: We love weed Man. Weed Man's heart. He was armless.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: All right, you want to take one more call here?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Who's on the media.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: We got we got well Vanned, It says Ben on there,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: but it's Van, the one legged man, Bama Man. He
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: had his leg bitten off by an alligator. We have
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Lee in Toronto.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Who do you see here? I still well, he's still there.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You won't hang up? I don't know.
• 33:12
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  Speaker 5: He talks about homeless people like his mother Teresa. He's flying, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't you bring blind Scott with you? You
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  Speaker 2: Let's take another call. Let's go to Lee in Toronto.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to talk to a nice Canadian fellow.
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  Speaker 1: So, Anthony, you're in louis What part of Louisa is it?
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  Speaker 1: Street Port? Where are you a Louisiana Greenwood, Louisiana? Okay, Greenwood?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so pleased to meet you. What's your name again, Anthony? Anthony, Anthony.
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  Speaker 1: that's no, No, he's a wonderful name. There. I love
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  Speaker 1: this guy anything. I like that. And uh, Justin doesn't
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  Speaker 1: call anymore. He's retired. He couldn't take it. He gave
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the cars the cars are nice. But hello,
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  Speaker 2: Here, But Anthony, we love you, Anthony, and I love
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  Speaker 2: iHeartRadio right there there, Mike Cleprecaun. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: It's you to thank you. Thanks for coming in here, Mike,