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The One About Clogged Milk Ducts and (RHOC) Constipation · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my loves it is La La Can welcome back
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  Speaker 1: to the Give Them La La podcast. I'm fighting a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a cold.
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  Speaker 2: Ah this season. Do you still have your cold east
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  Speaker 2: kind or no?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's coming back, really can't because this one
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  Speaker 3: over here just keeps going.
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  Speaker 4: We had the same stomach bug. I had a twenty
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  Speaker 4: four hour stomach bug.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever get that?
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  Speaker 1: Or no?
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  Speaker 2: Where you did all the things that I did.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't throw up, but I did shit, which I
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  Speaker 1: was thrilled about because I have yes.
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  Speaker 3: That night, house Oh, I was shitting my brains out.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't throw up, though I didn't throw up stomach bug.
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  Speaker 1: It's just one of the ends, which I was really
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  Speaker 1: excited about though, because I have I was constipated throughout
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  Speaker 1: my pregnancy and it continued throughout postpartum until that day.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, congrats.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of constipation, I can't wait to get to get
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  Speaker 4: into the Housewives.
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  Speaker 2: I was almost passing away. Which on the Shannon No, no,
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  Speaker 2: no no, they did.
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  Speaker 5: Her so dirty with one of the two.
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  Speaker 1: They did her so okay, do we think that they
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  Speaker 1: that was really her? Do you think they edited?
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  Speaker 5: I bet I bet they edited.
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  Speaker 4: I bet they edited in the thought of water. First off,
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  Speaker 4: what isn't I have so many questions. I've never done that,
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  Speaker 4: But what does she mean? Like it came out like
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  Speaker 4: all I'm sick, I'm going to pass away.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it when we get to see, oh s, Shannon?
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  Speaker 1: Does it come out?
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  Speaker 2: And like, why is it stuck in the first place?
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  Speaker 1: The poop, the poop is stuck. Why because she's constimmated.
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  Speaker 1: Have you never been constipated?
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  Speaker 5: I ever think so.
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  Speaker 1: I've had to pull poop out of.
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  Speaker 5: My your own butt, out of my child. I was
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  Speaker 5: almost going to throw up.
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  Speaker 1: No out of Shannon. No, let's not star rumors. No
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  Speaker 1: out of my child's when when she's been constipated, it's
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  Speaker 1: really sad, sad.
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  Speaker 5: We do what we gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Hello, Hi, how are you kicking it off?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Kicking it off with a little booty talk? Yay, hope
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  Speaker 1: you like Anal Easton. Let's start with the breaking news
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  Speaker 1: that moms sent today that people are lighting the ballot.
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  Speaker 3: Boxes of ballots have been destroyed in the Oregon and
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  Speaker 3: Washington area. There was a photo Mom sent me, like
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  Speaker 3: the link, but there's a photo and it's like they
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  Speaker 3: put like a firecracker or something.
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  Speaker 1: Inside of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can slip it like a ballot and
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  Speaker 3: then it probably just lights the whole thing, like all
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  Speaker 3: of it in there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how they're doing it. I didn't read
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  Speaker 5: Lisa just I just read the Losers. Do we know?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it mixed left and left and right? And I
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  Speaker 2: know I don't. I'm just curious, but like, who is
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  Speaker 2: do we know? Is it randoms? Is it like communists?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it? I would think that on every box
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  Speaker 1: there's some sort of camera in reach so that you
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  Speaker 1: can see right there should be I mean, we're picking
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  Speaker 1: our nation's leader, like there should be some sort of security.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm really like, I don't want this, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: not manifesting this, but a big part of me thinks,
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  Speaker 4: and this ship isn't gonna help.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as the president is announced the winner, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna be recall because oh because like they cheated in
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  Speaker 4: this and miscount and all this shit, and I'm just like,
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  Speaker 4: this ship isn't helping.
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  Speaker 1: No, That's exactly what Lisa said, because I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what is the point of that? Because of course I
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  Speaker 1: always ask I need to know the point of these things. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so much doesn't make sense in the world that like,
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  Speaker 1: once someone can make something makes sense, even if it's
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  Speaker 1: just a little thing where I can go, I can
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  Speaker 1: see that side. There's literally zero explanation to this. We
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  Speaker 1: all have a voice, we all get to use it
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  Speaker 1: when electioneer rolls around, and I just don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I do understand. I have been told
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  Speaker 1: since the age of eighteen when I first voted, and
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  Speaker 1: it was McCain and Obama. And I remember my neighbor
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  Speaker 1: and growing up in Salt Lake City, Utah. I came
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  Speaker 1: from a family that I think compared to Los angele
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  Speaker 1: or California liberals or Los Angeles liberals would be more conservative,
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  Speaker 1: looked at as more conservative, but we were a liberal family.
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  Speaker 1: My next door neighbor was California liberal. Oh Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: in Utah, in Utah, Okay. And she said to me, La, La,
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  Speaker 1: that's where one of my names came from. Is my
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  Speaker 1: neighbor who I grew up the until I left Salt
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  Speaker 1: Lake at twenty three. She had known me since birth.
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  Speaker 1: She said, Laala, let me tell you this is the
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  Speaker 1: most important election that you will ever be a part of.
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  Speaker 1: And I held that with me, and I feel that
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  Speaker 1: that has not changed throughout the few times that I
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  Speaker 1: have been a voter. Every week, I think every year
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  Speaker 1: someone says to me, this is the most important election
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  Speaker 1: of your lifetime. I truly believe this election will be.
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  Speaker 5: I believe every election is.
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  Speaker 1: They're all very important, but this one specifically, I forgel because.
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  Speaker 4: It's evolves so fast nowadays, laws evolve. People that like
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  Speaker 4: that is you're right, Like I hear you are right.
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  Speaker 4: There's this is going to be the most important of
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  Speaker 4: our lives. But things are evolving so fast now with
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  Speaker 4: technology and AI and all this. It's like every election
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  Speaker 4: is going to be like, oh shit, our lives are
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  Speaker 4: on the line.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot this is well. And going back
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  Speaker 1: to the first time Donald Trump was on the on
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  Speaker 1: the list on the ballot, They're all very important elections.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm a very open book and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you guys and my my friends, my listeners know my
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  Speaker 1: stance on a lot of things when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: who I vote for, even though you probably can guess,
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  Speaker 1: I have never told anybody who I voted for, like
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  Speaker 1: in your.
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  Speaker 2: Life, in my life, Wow, I think people, no, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I love that keep it private if you want to
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  Speaker 2: keep it.
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  Speaker 1: I've always kept it private, though I've always kept it private,
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  Speaker 1: and guess what voting.
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  Speaker 5: Should be private? I hate, well I should be However, I.
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  Speaker 1: Do feel yes, however you feel if you want to
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  Speaker 1: shout who you voted for from the rooftops, for it,
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  Speaker 1: I shout my beliefs, and I think when you take
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  Speaker 1: those and then put who is probably in alignment with me,
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  Speaker 1: you could probably guess, but maybe not. Maybe you couldn't guess,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe you could. Or maybe I wrote my own name.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I might, but that's his name's Grid. I see,
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  Speaker 1: probably not.
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  Speaker 3: But maybe this is the first election where I can
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  Speaker 3: look at people and go, I really, even if you
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  Speaker 3: were hard red or blue, I don't know who you
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  Speaker 3: voted for. Nope, And back in the day you could
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  Speaker 3: be like I know who they voted for because of
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  Speaker 3: their stance. This is the first time that I feel
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  Speaker 3: like you're not voting, You're voting for a person and
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  Speaker 3: not a party.
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  Speaker 2: I have a question, is how I am? This is
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  Speaker 2: the first time I totally agree with you.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's also interesting because for me, I've always
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  Speaker 4: growing up, me and my entire family had extremely different viewpoints,
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  Speaker 4: and to this day even more so, there's seven of
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  Speaker 4: us immediate mom, dad, five kids. Every single one of
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  Speaker 4: us have slightly different viewpoints to the point where from
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  Speaker 4: the youngest Daniel to my dad, we are like it's
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  Speaker 4: like left right back, it's the ends of the spectrum
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  Speaker 4: and everything in between.
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  Speaker 2: We are still the closest family of all time.
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  Speaker 4: So taking the moment just to say, like, yes, election year,
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  Speaker 4: tensions are going to be high, lives are on the line,
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  Speaker 4: there's a lot at stake, but also we're all human.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's how I look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Is like when somebody tells me, like because people have
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  Speaker 3: told me, I don't judge, I go there's been something
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  Speaker 3: in your life that has happened to make you choose
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  Speaker 3: this for your vote.
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  Speaker 5: I don't. That's the thing, Like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Can't get mad at you for choosing something that may
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  Speaker 3: have happened in your own life that is pointing you
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  Speaker 3: in the direction of this vote.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you know, Like that's I think it's very important though,
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  Speaker 1: to remind people that it's happening November fifth, so please
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  Speaker 1: go out and vote, all right, As women, we fought
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  Speaker 1: really hard to make our voices count, So like, please
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  Speaker 1: go vote. Also, my mom just sent me this photo
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  Speaker 1: and how could you be?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is the perfect gus for Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 2: Are you let me see?
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  Speaker 1: I have to look you guys. She really is and
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  Speaker 1: is the cutest thing I've ever the most gorgeous baby
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my entire life. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: shout out to our editor on the podcast videos because
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  Speaker 1: money Ocean with that haircut put me in my Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still getting used to the fact that I have
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  Speaker 1: two KIDSDS I call Easton, I call everyone Ocean, you
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  Speaker 1: do everyone I yell, I'm like Ocean, turn the TV.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Easton, turn the TV down.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even say names anymore. Where's the one?
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  Speaker 2: Where's the other one?
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  Speaker 5: The other one?
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  Speaker 4: It never ends too, by the way, still to this day,
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  Speaker 4: my dad will go if when I'm home for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Jay Steve Kate, God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I'm going to be after I have my
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  Speaker 1: fifth Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen There's a cute little video and it's
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  Speaker 3: two twins and the dad goes up to yell at
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  Speaker 3: one of them and he goes, Harper, come here, and
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  Speaker 3: Harper is like in the kitchen and the other one
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  Speaker 3: runs out of her room.
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  Speaker 5: And she goes. I hop she goes and the.
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  Speaker 1: Last last one are their little bonnet.
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  Speaker 5: No, she was dead, like she's about to walk out.
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  Speaker 3: I know every time she's plopping out of a cabinet
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  Speaker 3: to make a Sunday dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so a cabinet, Apple Apple, Apple, Apple Peltrow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who I think she's gonna look like.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm not mad about it. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what that person looks like. She's got to be
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: app it's Gwyneth Paltrow's No, maybe.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: Not Apple Martin, it's a different one. I'll figure it out,
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  Speaker 2: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: What I do know is she looks just like my
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  Speaker 1: mom's brother. She looks like she looks a lot like
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  Speaker 1: the She started smiling at five weeks, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that that's normal. Most people say like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: just gash when they smile that young. No, she's fully grinning.
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  Speaker 1: She's nine weeks old on Tuesday yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she started smiling at five weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, she started basically walking around the hospital room
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  Speaker 4: at five minutes with that head up are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: Looking around, just like what's up?
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  Speaker 5: I know it's crazy she goes to USC next year.
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  Speaker 1: She's very advanced. Okay, she's very advanced. She's smiling, lifting
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  Speaker 1: her head up fresh out of the womb, doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: a peep. Total chiller. She's a five.
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  Speaker 5: Ounces, always moving those hands.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a lot? That's quite a bit, is it?
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  Speaker 1: She's thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad somebody said that because they were always
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: like she ate four ounces.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, going from like three and a half
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: to overnight, just face chugging five. Yeah, that's a lot. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be someone being like, my nine week old eats.
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  Speaker 5: Ten ounces and a loaf of bread. Bread.
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  Speaker 1: That is so hilarious. Speaking of hilarious things, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to out someone in the DM. Yes, do it? So
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  Speaker 1: my mom, And this is so rude, and I'm really
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  Speaker 1: sorry for everything that she's gone through. But how she
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  Speaker 1: ended the DM was like, Okay, now I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: bad and mom.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is, she was like, this person sent me
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  Speaker 5: a really long cute and I have to get down
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  Speaker 5: and sit down.
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  Speaker 1: And read it like she was No, I said, you're
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  Speaker 1: reading that, are you?
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  Speaker 2: It was literally to the pot.
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  Speaker 1: To It was the longest DM. So imagine me scrolling
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  Speaker 1: like this, but like four of them huge, huge DM
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  Speaker 1: guys huge. So she's going on and on about how
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  Speaker 1: difficult her life has been. She like lost her parents.
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  Speaker 1: This is not verbatim what she's been through. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, I apologize if I get your story wrong,
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  Speaker 1: but basically really really sad story. And she ties this
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  Speaker 1: sad story up in a bow with this is the
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  Speaker 1: reason why you should buy me my two thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift ticket. And just like that, I didn't give
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  Speaker 1: one fuck about what you've been through, And just just
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  Speaker 1: like that, don't care And just like that, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean it's almost like, have you, mom, through everything that
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  Speaker 3: you've gone through, because this is the person you are.
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  Speaker 1: Says Mom. I don't come snow stomps. I hear buffalo.
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  Speaker 5: If you just got done with a book and the
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  Speaker 5: ending sucked.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm calling her buffalo is not
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  Speaker 1: buffalo is because of how hard she walks on her heels.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a buffalo. She comes down Double Glass and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, you will not believe double Glass this girl.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember this girl? And scrolls and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I remember that girl. Gives me her sobs and asked
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  Speaker 1: for Taylor a two thousand dollars Taylor Swift ticket. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to tell her, have you turned on the news?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen what's going on in this world? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you two grant. I will put my
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  Speaker 1: money elsewhere. I will put my money elsewhere. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: good for you, bitch? Did you say that to her?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: She goes, no, I'm not responding.
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  Speaker 4: I we did Lisa back on immediately because there's so
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  Speaker 4: many things we have to review, including the group.
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  Speaker 2: Text she was part of it? Did she leave that
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  Speaker 2: group text? Lisa was part of a gang related group text?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, there were threats being.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Gang related and Lisa is part of it something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and not only that, she got out of one
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  Speaker 3: and then another one started with more people, didn't it not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was involved in a group chat about two
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  Speaker 1: people who got a teacher fired because of inappropriate behavior.
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  Speaker 1: And the other person was responding, he's sitting in jail
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  Speaker 1: because of these lies you made up. And the other
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  Speaker 1: two are like admitting daylight about it. They're like, Haha,
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  Speaker 1: his old ass is sitting in jail. We're about to
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: start extorting motherfuckers, And my mom's I go, you should
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  Speaker 1: call the police. She goes, I don't know where they're located.
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  Speaker 2: They have their phone numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she goes, they have my phone number and
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: it's eight oh one. All the rest of these phone
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  Speaker 1: numbers are from all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: We could read it on the pod and say, if
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: you know this, man, I.
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  Speaker 1: Want no part.
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  Speaker 5: I want all the parts of it.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's kind of we'll see it's she's got
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: wild shit that happens.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. We need to be you guys.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: I've pitched now for years to Lala. We need a
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Lisa reads the news at least segment podcast. I'd love
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Lisa reads the news.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know why that hasn't happened?
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Because my mom says, I it's so flustered. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: just do it.
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  Speaker 5: That's what's so great is you're getting flustered. That's the
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  Speaker 5: gold behind it.
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  Speaker 1: Literally. Well shout out to the person in the comments
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  Speaker 1: section the video that we posted last not for the
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  Speaker 1: bonus but main episode that said the podcast is nothing
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  Speaker 1: without Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and I you know what, I agree.
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  Speaker 5: I agree to what even four to seven, you guys
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  Speaker 5: are gonna kick out.
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  Speaker 4: Just watching her walk around the house is the highlight
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  Speaker 4: of my day. You don't understand, no, jess I will
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  Speaker 4: watch her walk around sometimes and look at Lama and
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  Speaker 4: just smile because I'm like, I love her.
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  Speaker 5: She just meanders.
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  Speaker 1: She meanders, and she always tries to interrupt, interrupt jess
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  Speaker 1: when she's trying to work. Jessica likes to work in
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  Speaker 1: the office so she's not interrupted. And I'm like, don't
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  Speaker 1: be a fucking square. Come work at the table. The
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: moment she sits down, Jessica, you will never hear I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring my lunch over. You will never I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: Jessica's trying to work, she doesn't care.
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  Speaker 2: I love it so much. And she'll say She'll do
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  Speaker 2: the most random things.
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  Speaker 4: The other day, she had like a V eight can
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: a V eight juice, and she had like this uh
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  Speaker 4: elderberry syrup.
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  Speaker 2: For her cough.
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  Speaker 5: And she's.
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  Speaker 4: Reading the back and she's like, it says put in
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  Speaker 4: What does it say like water or something. She was like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: it says put in water. And she's getting the tincture
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: full and she goes talking to Lala, do you think
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: I can put it in my va and without create energy?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And law is going no, I mean no, probably not mom.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Because like you would say it, would say.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: As And then Lisa's listening, literally putting it in her
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: view she doesn't care.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And then and then she.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Lala is like no, you probably shouldn't, and she's putting
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: it in and then she takes a step and what
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: did she say?
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: She that is so good.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And then walks away and then meanders away.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: And then she wonders why after three red bulls or
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: v eight energies and two coffees no food in her system.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I just don't know why I don't feel good.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: No, she's so apic, fucking she'd answer for you. She
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: posted a photo of so So over the weekend, such
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: poor quality.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know what she did with that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know what she did with it because Landon
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: took it, and Landon's phenomenal to take photos. But it
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: was like she just discovered all the features on Instagram,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: because it was like photo of Sosa, text overlay, song
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: and a caption and.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: This issue.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: On her stories.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: No, I go, you don't put text overlay on a photo?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Is it still up?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: The text overlay with the perfect angel with a heart,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and then her caption is a ray of sunshine with
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a sun.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: She's literally.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: With rodel Duff, good days. I go, did you just
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: figure out that there were many many things to do
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: on Instagram?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I taught her the song did you Yeah? And I
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: know this because she goes, well, what do you do
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: down here? I go, you can pick the part of
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: the song?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, she certainly did it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Certainly she succeeded out over Oh.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I love her so freaking much.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: For the first time, I had a clogged milk duck.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: By the way, can you tell us about that?
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Because I didn't realize they could like be very painful
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: and maybe even send you to the hospital.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: You're painful, painful. You hope that your baby can suck suck,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: suck suck.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Usually husbands or wives will like partners will do it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, I looked around. I was like, well,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: that's not happening. Well hold on, don't see one of
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: those insight You couldn't fit your nip. Did I ever
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: tell you the one time that the don and I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: were hugging up and he's like, your milk is not gone.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, what, He's like, stuff is coming out? Stop?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I don't say stop, it's not stop sucking on your
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: nips and came out.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: And and I was like a wild post part of yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: no ship, that's like a two years I had a
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: boop job. Maybe it wasn't milk, it was what else
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: would it be?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Infection of sort? Fuck you.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Discharged?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: You're disguys sing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: So much.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna vomit anyway. Luckily my baby is the whole
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: cogan of she chucked it out. I cleared it right up.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: But is it bad milk because it's been like no logged.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Does it become like cheese.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's just like backed up milk that. No, it
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't become like cheese in a gland, yes, and or
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: in a duct. I don't know an a guys, I thought.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I looked at the clock one night and I was
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: like three in the morning, Like I never have to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: pump it. This time I pumped before I go to bed,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and then usually around six or seven. So I'm like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: this is so weird. So I text my night nurse
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, can you please bring up the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: my pumping stuff? She does, I'm pumping, I get not
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: much milk and it's still so freaking painful. So I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: google what to do and it says that you have
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: to like make your boob like mammogram flat and just
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: like push and push.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Oh it hurts so bad because I've had a mammogrammat hurts.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even lift my arm. The fact that it
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: cleared up is wild. It's because it's gone. Oh fully gone. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: very proud of me, my pump and my baby.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Congrats to all three of you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Well did you guys see that?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner opened up about her relationship or friendship with
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Jordan Wood and how sad it was. Is it Wood
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: or Woods Woods?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot the yes. But you're Walter, not Walter's Yeah, and.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: People always like to say Walters.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It was actually kind of sad. She said. Anytime something
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: happened good or bad and I needed to call someone,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it would always be her to lose that person. Felt
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: really lonely. But I had to go through that. I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: learned so much, gained so much independence, and was there
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: for myself. It helped me grow up a little bit
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: because we were so attached at the hip. I think
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: that in order for us both to grow she needed
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: to spread her wings and do what she needed to
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: do as well. I think losing a best friend would
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: be harder than like losing your romantic partner.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I agree, your best friend knows. In my case, your
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: best friend knows everything. Yeah, like when you're about your
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: romantic partner usually too, Like that's like the person you
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: tell everything, even the things you might not admit to
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: your romantic partner.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: And I actually really admire the way she went about it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I have not been in is it Avid? Avid? Avid?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Avid?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Everything I say right now sounds weird with this voice
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I hate.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I think it sounds great. You sound like Miley Cyrus rasp.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: But anyway, thank you. I'm gonna start singing those.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Money But.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: The one after everything had happened where she like made
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: out with Tristan or whatever, and Kylie calling one of
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the sisters very upset, being like, I like, we need
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to do something. This is not okay. She's still a
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: person because she was getting a lot of heat online
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and then beyond that, what she was probably going through
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes of like you fucked everything up. We
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: were like best friends and it'll never be the same,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Like why did you do that? On the flip side,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: how difficult it would be to be the best friend
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: of a Kardashian slash Jenner.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Well, you've got to be you've got to be just
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: the most trustworthy of all trustworthy. We always say they
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: keep their circle tight knit. In the second you're out,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you're never you're usually never back in.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But also you have no identity, right, you will never
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: be able to get to their level, which also sounds
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: very depressing because you're seeing it all and you want
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to be your own person and you just want to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: be best friend. You don't want to be so and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: so's best friend, right, yeah, yeah, Speaking of which, the
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: paparazzi caught two of the Kardashian Jenner best friends out
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: and about one of which was uh Stossy whatever hard
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: last name to pronounce, sayah, And there's a guy behind her.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: There's four of them. The other girl I don't know.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I just know that she's one of the friends Stassy
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I know of. But the guy that she's with is
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: picking his nose like this.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: You sick, sick, And I'm like, I'm so dirty.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Dare you be the man of a best friend of
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: a Kardashian and pick your nose?
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: You're keep picking.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, jail him, keep him mouth.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Wait, but Sauce, I love that you brought up that
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: finding your own identity because I've always I'm sure that's
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: you feel.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: That way with me.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: No, how will you ever reach my level?
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: This great potential that I have. I'm just overshadowed.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: But I thought that way about Stas And literally this
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: morning I saw her in a commercial and I'm like, Okay,
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: she's really she was in a Living Proof you know
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: that really?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: The hair to see her in the commercial?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Sure did not? Actually, yes, I have seen her in
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: this Yes, that's not new.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Oh it's not I saw it literally this morning.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I live under a rock and I have seen it
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: so running for a while. Yeah, but I love Living Proof.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah I do too.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I have none of their stuff, but they've used it
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: in my hair when I've gotten my hair done.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Their dry shampoos to die for.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Mostly I don't have their stuff because the only time
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I do my hair is when I cake it with
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: oil and put it back like this.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: It's nice. It's so, You're so lucky.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I have a dream one day of being able to
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: pull my full hair back and without the bangs as well.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Same do I have a window.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: If you don't need are you Courtney Kardashian.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Like, see look at me like an too, I shave it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Look at the camera.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Fuck that. Oh you do have a little widow.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It's cute so far you have called my widow's peete
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: q and said that I have discharge out of my nipples.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Fuck yourself, your time out, Laala.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I would kill to be able to pull.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: My hair back.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That holds my hairback. People will go, oh, my god,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: she shaved her head. She's fault, and then they would
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: see the back and be like, oh, no, hair's still there.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: It's just you got the George Costanzo and you go
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: on for years and years.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It's your big brain.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: It is my big brain.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Good for you, Thank you.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: This podcast ours.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Can I shake you to your very very fucking core. Yes? Okay, So,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: as we all know the Menandaz brothers. I first came
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: in contact with who they are when I was still
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: living in Utah and law and Order, I believe, did
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: those little breakoffs where it was like law and order,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the Menandez brothers. You remember Dad was still alive when
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: we watched it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I just saw on French Fresh Prince yea. They bring
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: him up the Menendez brothers, I mean, yeah, well back then,
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: well of course, yeah, he goes just like the.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Dad in Fresh Prince. He goes like they're acting out
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: and he goes, I knew I should have never let
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you hanging out with those Menendez brothers.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, So they are being given Uh, they're
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: going to make decision. A judge is going to make
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the decision on whether to parole them early, keep them in,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: or give them a new trial. What do you think
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I I think they should just let him out. Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine the amount of anger someone would
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: have after I believe them.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Well you have to.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Now it's a lot of people.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: With what with that new piece of evidence evidence, Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: the letter that lie Eric Lyle. I think Lyle wrote
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: the letter to his cousin about his dad eight months
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: before they murdered him. So he was saying that his
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: dad was scary still doing to Eric what he was
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: doing to Lyle, and he was afraid to go to
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: college because it was going to get worse.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: And they found that piece of evidence, so that right
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: there should be a huge not.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Only let him out of jail, pay them so much money.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Well, hopefully they get their dad's so they're.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Able to something more than that. I don't know why.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I was never abused as a kid, so thankfully, and
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I never watched any of my siblings' abuse. I had
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: the best parents, but for some reason, child abuse and
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: elder abuse trigger the deepest scary parts of me come out.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: And when I hear like children have been abused, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: go off with his head.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I say, parole them, let him out. Enough is enough.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Not many people feel that way. So I was looking
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: at Emily from Real Housewives of Orange County because she's
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a lawyer, and she posted about this, and one comment said,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to have a popular opinion here. They
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: were adults, could have left and didn't, could have sued
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: for damages, could have blackmailed the dad, could have done
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of things other than murder. I think it
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: sets a very dangerous precedent claim abuse, kill and walk free.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: If they weren't beverly hills and handsome, would the world
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: of TikTok be so intrigued by them? First thing, this
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: person clearly does not have any experience with abuse. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: feel like anytime someone says they could have left, just
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: like could have come forward the right, Shut the fuck up, sit,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: take a seat. You don't get to say how someone
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: should deal with something. Second thing is Beverly Hills and
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: being handsome. Would TikTok be so intrigued? They're very good looking.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: But even back then, knowing what we know, especially with
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: that show coming out, the Morning Show, and you kind
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of see I don't know if that's super legit, but
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: it's kind of the behind the scenes of how stories
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: get moving and when something Even watching twenty twenty, this
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: murder had it all right. They love to say this
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: murder had it all to make it a media frenzy,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and that's murder. They love when sex is involved. They
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: love when money, good looks are involved. And then you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: add the Hollywood aspect of course.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: So I do.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I do wonder what to be getting all of this attention.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You know what, we'll never know if that's really what
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it is. I'm glad it's getting attention because I've never
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: been through what these boys have been through. Again, I'm
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: saying right now, I believe them, so I'm gonna treat
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it as fact. I'm also not a lawyer, nor have
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I gone through all the evidence, but I saw Monsters
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: on Netflix. It's going to be interesting for what's his name, gascone?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Who's our da? Because it is we are approaching the election,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm sure he's sitting there going fuck right because
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose, and also maybe game yeah, making this decision.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: He's leaving it up to the judge. We'll see what happens.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Do you guys remember I don't know if you guys
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: remember his names? His name is also Eric Weird, Eric Lutz. Okay, Okay,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: he used to work at Sir. This is his face.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: He has now moved on to being an actor. Okay,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: he used to work at Sara as a bartender. He
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: did appear on vander Pump. He's an actor. This is
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Eric manons him. He should have played him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Are we allowed to use Eric Lesses? He is a
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: public figure on Instagram? Yes?
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Did you google that photos on his Instagram that he
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: is put aside by side? No?
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: I did that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Why isn't he is?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Because every freaking time I see Eric Mananda, I'm like,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that is Eric Lutz.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Eric Lutz. Maybe reach out to Hollywood and get cast.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Like how is he not playing?
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Maybe he didn't act the part I'm gonna.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Look him up wild lots l U t Z. Anyway, Oh,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: get on Instagram and look it up. I just showed
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you guys a picture. Hopefully we can we can air that. Wow.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Isn't it wild?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: That's wild? Also, he is a hot guy? Is he
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: this hot in real life?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Very hot? Yeah?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I enjoyed hanging out with Eric.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did super super freaking hot. Also over the weekend,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I read about this twenty four year old woman. You
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: guys know, I'm obsessed with all things like face right,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: if you can inject it in me and it's gonna
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: get rid of my elevens injected into me, if you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: can inject it into me and it's gonna get rid
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of my turtle turtleneck. Not to be confused with an
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: uncircumcised dick. Okay, talking about me not having an egg
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: A different inject to my into my jaw, I should
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: say to give me a structure, Please do it. If
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: you can put it on my face and give me
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: glass skin, then like I would put pea on my face,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: would you if you told me, like, here's this new
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: uh pea from a really?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: I well, aren't you putting like a salmon?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Sperm on your frie I certainly do.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, I certainly do.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Someone tells you you have to eat your own feces,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: you have to eat a tablespoon. No, no, no, no, no,
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: a quarter cup and it would take in it and
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: like there's all the good benefits and it literally would
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: make your skin glass and take like ten years off,
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: and it's like this magic.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: No, I would know that person's trying to give kill me.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: No, but like in this hypothetical situation, it is proven.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: So what do you do.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: I couldn't do it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: You couldn't no eating any.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Friends it No. I bet that's like saying if if
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: my friend were jumping off a cliff, would I like, no,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't for prison.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I could date a girl who
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: was like I got this skin by eating my shit,
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, well, we're never kisser.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: So this twenty four year old she had acne scars,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and she was going to this place where they had
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: set up like a series of things they were going
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to do, like micro needling, lasering, and they were going
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to do this whole thing to get her skin to
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: where she wanted it right. The first things that they
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: did were lasering, then it was time to move on
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: to the micro needling. They did it so much over
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: one spot. This is what she says. So she's a
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: finance worker from the English town of Grimsby. I'm not
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: familiar with Grimsby.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, MAUD.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Could be a massive place. I don't know what kind
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of plastic surgeons they have, estheticians. I don't know what
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: kind of facialists they have there. Who the fuck knows.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: All I know is she said they had done the lasering,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: which was all good, and then the micro needling. The
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: first session was perfectly fine. However, during her second second
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: micro needling session this past July, she claimed the clinician
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: went over and over that same area to the point
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that it actually wore away the first one or two
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: layers of my skin, so then it was essentially raw skin.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: At the time, the clinician never said anything about it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: But I was actually bleeding. She only said five or
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: six days later over a message that she'd noticed that
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I was bleeding quite a bit. Because I was bleeding,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: she was cleaning the area with I don't know it
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: was a toner or something, but it burned that brand
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: new raw skin. You guys, there is a photo. What
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: remember this girl goes in for her acne scars. Oh
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: my god, and this is what she is left with
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: my and she says it's likely to not go away ever. Fully,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put I'm gonna send this to our producers.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: But this is like so heartbreaking. This is so heartbreaking because.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I mean for many reasons, but like dealing with acne
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: scars and acne. I like, I've had like slight hormonal
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: acne for the past few months, tiny, teeny tiny, and
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I've been like, it's horrific.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: People get it all over their face.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: This girl clearly had it in this Now just on
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: top of it, that's gonna scar at the very least.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god she didn't get an infection, or maybe
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, I think that it's super important
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: to ask, like before you get something done, obviously do
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: your research, look the doctor up. Also, there's so many
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: things on social media that people talk about, and then
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what happens is it ends up being ten thousand dollars.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Who can fucking afford that? Not many people. So then
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you go to someone who claims they can do that
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: for a lower cost, and who knows. Maybe they're great
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: at it and they're just not charging the astronomical fee,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: or they really don't know what they're doing. It's like
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the guy in Atlanta, Georgia who was doing the veneers
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: and essentially just like gluing teeth onto your own teeth,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: and it was causing people gum damage, gum.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Like diseases because all of it was like are you
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: tartar was sticking up there, and then because.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: It was just he was like basically super gluing on
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: teeth onto your jail. I mean, I don't This woman
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: was exposing him and the only reason she knew that
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it was actually against the lawes He told her, I
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: made one hundred thousand dollars this past year doing this,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: and I can actually train you to do it. And
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: so she started doing it, but she said, maybe forty
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: five minutes of it was me actually doing the procedure.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: You learn. Here's how great. The course is a YouTube
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: video you watch, Yeah, so why take the course. I'll
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: watch the YouTube video at home.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And she did forty five minutes of hands on training,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: posted it to social media her doing all of these
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: people's teeth, and comments started flooding in going, this is
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: very bad, horrific and also highly illegal. Yeah, so she
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: was like outing him.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: No, like the diamonds people put on their teeth. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: they're using the same like glue to glue a real
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: tooth to your not.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: A real tooth, but like a veneer, a veneer to
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: your real tooth.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and eventually they're gonna just they fall out.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Well what's it called? How do you get them off?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Like they have a video and like you just try
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: it like a nail, You're ripping off a nail from
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: your original and then filing the tooth.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Then you file the tooth.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, and this guy says, usually it's twenty five
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars per tooth, but I charged twenty five hundred
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: dollars for the entire mouth.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Shit.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: So that being said, do your research on the doctor
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: because a lot of these things cost so much money
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: because they're very very they're highly trained on how to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: do it, how hard to push on the micro needling tool.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I've only had micro needling done I believe by doctor Diamond.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: He's fantastic. Also, ask what it's supposed to feel like? Yes,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: because they know right it'll feel like pricking it'll feel
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: like pinching, it will feel hot. If it feels like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: anything beyond what they have told you, you tell them
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: immediately to stop. Yep.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Well, especially when your mouth and your gums can like well.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: We're talking about the face.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well all of it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Well I was going with all of the things that
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: they're doing, your mouth can get very infected. Also, if
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: they that causes mind brain every thing, that's where everything.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Your face and your head, like, don't fuck around with that.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: That's like too close to your brain.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Also, don't like funk around with your ass either.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I like them.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I do too, And if there wasn't a super high
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: possibility that you could die, I would have one.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I think you have a great ass, and I think
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: even I think everyone's ass is.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Very nice, squad, it is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: It's weird that everybody. I just remember being in like
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: high school and stuff, and like most people had flat
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: assesse now everybody's just got an ass.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: You don't remember the mom? I remember My mom loved it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: She would always say, but shoulders back, butt in, and
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I'd butt in to. When she would make me stand up,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: she'd go half a roll and drop and then she'd
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: say and then like tilt your pelvis to like suck
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: your button.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And that's how you're supposed to walk as a woman.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: No, nice, you're walking constant.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: You're walking like you're holding your cheeks.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I just want to try it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: No, you should half a half a roll and is
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: what she would do? Half a roll and drop and
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: then suck your button. And but you also suck your
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: tummy in.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: You're walking like.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: She's still trying to suck her ascid see no, jeeves
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: got pop? And then.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Easton, can you help me do something?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: She's bending and snapping but not releasing.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Hold on, I have to say a little thing about Gez.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: She'll get mad at me, but I have to. She's
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: sitting on the couch.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: On her phone. I want to get a bike. I
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: want to start riding a bike. Okay, love this, And
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I said, let's just start with walking.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Just like, why don't we use the things that are
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: actually attacked, Like you don't even use what's attached to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: your body.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Now you're gonna get an item to around.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: With you, guys, I cannot believe.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I will pay up to a couple hundred dollars if
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: you guys get gig by get her a well, hitting
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: helmet and I get to watch her bike around.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: All right, now we're done. If she has to wear
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: her helmet, she has to wear a helmet.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: In Palm Springs riding bikes.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, we could even put a little
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: seat for ocean and.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I would never I would absolutely never make my daughter
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: do that. That's dangious. Let's move on to housewife.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: I trust.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: That makes just can we go right into this depository?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Or do we let's do it, let's let's get ride
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: in bendo or shove it in, drop it in.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: So I was horrified when Shannon was like, I'm having
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: cramps in the constipation.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, what because she Oh.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I was horrified when in the confessional she goes, I
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: have not pooped or whatever in days.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: If I don't poop once today, I'm calling the ambulance.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: If I don't poop three times a day, I'm three something.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: That's exactly.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: My bowels are so great.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Breakfast bowel movement, launch bowel movement, Okay, dinner bowel movement.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll just have one just to make room for bed.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Is this okay?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Good? For really? I need to get checked?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, and Sosa has the Hutton bowls, like she
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: stays going pretty much every diaper.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Is it food?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Good for her?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Good for her?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: What is the suppository? Is that water?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: And let's let's describe it in a way that won't
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: make me pass away if we can.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Is it water that you? Is it like a bidet?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: What is a suppository?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: I thought it was like a pill that is shaped. Yeah,
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: and it's like I think it is a shape.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: It kind of for your anal cavity, like it slips
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: in nice that you put in your eyes and then
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: it dissolves.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: And I think that's what breaks up the ship.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I'm passing out?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Am I right?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I think that I think that that sounds right.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Is that what Shannon did? Yeah?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: But you guys, that's not so. A form of medicine
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: contained in a small piece of solid materials such as cocoa,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: butter or glycerin that melts at body temperature. A suppository
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: is inserted into the rectum, vagina or urethra, and the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: medicine is absorbed into the bloodstream. Yeah. So you put
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: it up your butt makes you prelubed.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: So there was an episode back when she was married
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to David so This was a while ago where he
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: gave her an enema and the tube got the the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: a piece of the top got stuck in her butt
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and he had to pull it out and that was
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: all filmed. She's a gangster, she shows it. Well, I
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: don't know, we only heard, we didn't see.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: The thought of a really, but she said she was relieved,
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: and that makes me feel good. And I am now
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: quite literally getting dizzy.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: So maybe we move on to the next topic.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Let's move on. So the girls split up after Jen
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: uses her voice to go in on Tamra, which do
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: you know, don't.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Feel about Tamarra this episode. I love Tamra, but I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: curious because she was kind of gang.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: She was ganged up on. But there's all She's been
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: part of gang ups before as well. You know, it
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: just happens, and it feels okay when you're part of
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the gang, not so much when you're part of the up.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Not fun.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: But we've all been on both sides of the coin.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: And I think she's just trying to keep her head
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: above water, like I did that with Shannon, and she's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: outing me, Well, let me tell you what Shannon did,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: because she's not exactly innocent as well. And what's happening
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that shitty is these two women are trying to prove
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: how shitty the other one is when they've both been
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: part of it and the only person paying is the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: person on the other side. At some point, which Gina
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: finally says at that dinner, is the only people hurting
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: are the people on the receiving end. Right, you guys
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: going back and forth at each other about who's done
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: shittier things at a certain point in time, it's only
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: affecting us, Like, could you both just shut the fuck up? Right,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: because now we're outing Ryan with his background check. Now
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: you're outing uh Shannon for something that Travis and I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: may or may not have done. Like, at some point,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: could the both of you just agree to shut the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: fuck up and stop outing each other? Like you both suck?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: You both have sucked.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: That's what she lost it. She was like, no one
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: deserves this. It ends now. I thoroughly have enjoyed this season.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: We only have one episode left and it airs tomorrow. Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: the finale, and then we go into the reunion, which
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: is always my favorite part of all the seasons. Yeah,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: But earlier on in the episode, the ladies break off
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and it's Heather, Gina and Tamar and they go have caviar.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I would rather be a part of the other group
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: because I feel like I can go get caviar anywhere anywhere,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: like I could go. Yeah, I mean, I guess I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: couldn't be having caviar in London anywhere, Like I'd only
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: be able to have caviar in London while I'm in London, right,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: But like a pub, a pub in London just seems
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: like fish and chips.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: That's what you gotta do, fish and chips, use them
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: all vinegar, Like I would do fish and chips and
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: get a guinness even though they're.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Like so bad for you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? On the never before seen
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: footage of Vander pump Rolls the girl at the non
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: alcoholic place we go to, she goes, this is our
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: surveys and I go, what's the surveyso light beer? And
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: she goes, just a beer. I.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, fucking idiot.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. So when Jen's like a guinea
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a guineas guinea, I don't know. All I know is
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: malibu and coke is my drink. Whether I'm on the
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: ury in London or in the town of London.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: I love her.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: No, that was that looked way better.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: However, I don't think of anything caviar is great. I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: can't think of anything worse than having a Malibu and
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: coke over fish and chips no vomits.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: That sounds horrific. And I'm someone who I will drink
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: with the theme of where I am. I don't care
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: if I love it, if I hate it. If I'm
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: in freaking Cancun, I'm getting a tequila, like you know
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, don't have a.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Malibu in Oh, I'm having whatever.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Give me a Guinness. I don't care if it hurts
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: my tummy.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I always did. I always had a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: shot of tequila when I got to Mexico, but then
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: would have vodka sotas the rest of the time. Really,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: so you always just have the one, you know, the
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: top off, like on the trip, have one to feel like.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: On theme with where are the meal with one?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little fucking touristy, and then have your
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: diet coke and malibu raum whatever do you.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Want to talk about? The heather and like the daughter
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: thing and the cads.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I want to leave oc on that night.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, yes, I sound like who the kids?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. By the way, Shannon's daughters are so cool, so cool,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and there's nothing sexier than a raspy voice like that,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: because like you've had a hard night and maybe you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: fucked the random door guy who knows fun. No, the
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: girls are so cute. It's very weird as someone who's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: watched them from the time they were like toilet papering
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and they were super young to seeing them now and
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: it's like, wow, this show is filmed and airs every
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: single year, right, and this is how old they are now,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Like time is fucking wild. Three hundred and sixty five days,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: ain't that long?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Nope, it's like Gig and Bella.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I know kids having kids. Where did I feel like
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I remember you when you were just this hah? So
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: like the last time I saw you, you were like
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: this big. And they're looking at me like fuck off.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, I so get it because I was
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: always looking at she will send that to me.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you go away? You don't know me.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm really uh saddened by that. And I trust Emily
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: with my life and I do believe that she and
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Shane heard the boys say that Katie's daughter said that,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: And I just don't believe that two little boys at
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: the age of eight would be like, we don't like Heather,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: she yells at our mom, Like super disheartening. I really
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: liked Katie and for her daughter to do that, and
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: for Katie to be like, Tammy, you got to hear this,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you got to hear this, and then her daughter to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: like make that up.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird and it's sick, it's it's itck and
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: like the poor I don't know if the daughter was like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: we don't know, right, I can and say I don't
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: know if the daughter was like, hey, what if I
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: say this on camera, like will it give me a scene?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Or if it was more the other way around. But
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: for if that is true, which I believe it is
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: that the daughter made it up or Katie made it
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: up to like encourage it to be set on camera,
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: bring your daughter into it, is like YUCKI.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: And I co signed heavy on Katie. I said she
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: was one of the best of the best, and we're
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: talking Sonia Morgan at one time was the newest housewife
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and I co signed on Katie like that, and that's
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: the shit that went down. Like you can say whatever
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you want about Heather Debro, that bitch is real. Like, Hi,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm fabulous. I don't need this etiquette course
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: because I wrote the etiquette course. I'm rich as fuck
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: and quite frankly and bored with you guys most of
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: the time. Like she doesn't try to hide it, right,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: h Like, don't be snaky and don't use your daughter.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I certainly don't pin it on two eight year old boys.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I yes, she could have had some She could have
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: had some solid babysitting jobs after this episode, and now
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: she's not gonna have any.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: No, certainly not all of OC has called to cancel.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Her ass Oh no, but also don't because she is
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: what eighteen, I don't know.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: You old enough to know better or not pin things
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: on an eight year old. I love Emily anyway. That's
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: how I feel about it, and I'm super excited for
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: tomorrow night to see how they duke it out because
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Heather to brodn't play.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I love Heather, and you know what, I loved this episode.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she does this a lot.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Her snapping back to like normal, like there's drama happening,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: like when Jen came in the room and she had
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: the crop top on and the jeans and there's like
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: drama and then a soon yeah it had and then
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: and Heather's like and there's heat.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: And then as soon as she leaves, like she looked amazing.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Though. No, but she did it with the onion rings
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the episode before, Oh she did. I don't know if
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: this is inappropriate timing, but that's the best on you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: So good, so freaking good. And who would have thought
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: that Heather Debro would eat an onion ring?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I know, you know, and she ate donuts.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: It's because she was in a place that called for.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: It exactly, she knows and go with the theme. Easton
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: watched in New York. He told me it was boring,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: so I'm still gonna watch it. But I didn't feel
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: like it was imperative to talk about Potomac. I'm such
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a I'm such a goof. You're such a goof gool.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I love when you do that. I was unaware that
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Potomac started a while ago, and I am the biggest
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: fan of Potomac. There's four episodes. I'm sure there will
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: be five by this week, because that's how the show works.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: It is once a week. So I watched two last night,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Out the Gate, Out the fucking Gate, Off to the Races,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: and it is a five star our season two episodes,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: and that's how it's fucking done, ladies, That's how Housewives
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: is done.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: How did we not know with that?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: How did you not know?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: It was that? Straight to jail with you?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: To jail with me? Because I feel like i've my
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: feed is different now, Oh your Instagram feed. Yeah, I'm
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: still like seeing pregnancy and breastfeeding and all the things.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: A lot of WNBA's, Oh.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: We're in it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why I brought that up anyway,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: that's why. Oh, that's why I didn't know. Potomac started
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: highly recommend. Next week we'll be on it, caught up
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and breaking it down because it is freaking fantastic. Moving
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: on to Salt Lake City, I'm just gonna jump right
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: into the very.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: End, the.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Donnie showing up.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about, Yes, So we're gonna jump just
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: right to Angie's party and everything that happened there. Let's
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: talk about Osmond showing up. His name's Donnie, right, Jared, Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Donnie's like a real Osma.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: By the way, they look similar and I'm sorry, I'm
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: on Mary's page. I'm like, they're right. The two guys
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: that she's with, they look very much like that's the
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: same person.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, they look a lot alike.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's kind of Utah ish. Like all the
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: dudes kind of look the same beards.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: They all have like that beard. Nay.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: All the women kind of are look the same, blonde,
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: pretty teeth, pretty women.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: But they're all kind of have that same like.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: In fact, I would say that the fact that Salt
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Lake like, I wouldn't say that most of the women
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: look like the women on salt On Housewives, like take
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: how they dress out of it they look. I would
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: say that the Mormon Show on Hulu is more of
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a proper representation of what Utah is. Yes, so Jared
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: shows up. Yes he's a real piece of ship though
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: you guys, he's a real But can I tell you that, Brittany,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it's it's embarrassing. Get it together. You are a grown woman.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: She'll never get it together. We're in the conventional saying,
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I sometimes like.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: In their professionals. Yeah, as you call it a conventional.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Inventions, but she goes sometimes after we break up, I
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: wipe my tear and I start swiping, and I'll go
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: on it three days.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Sometimes. When I heard that, I was like, you got
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: no respect for yourself?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Zero.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: That's funny. I heard that, and I was like, yes,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: because I have girlfriends who like, I'm like, stop pining
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: over this man for a week, go on a date,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: go on a date. He's not worth your time.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: So that strange that you would feel that way. Can
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I tell you what makes me really really depressed? What
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like women who take a beat for
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: themselves get celebrated enough. The women who have a breakup
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: from a bad dude and they start dating, everyone goes, yes, girl,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: get it, And I'm like, how unhealthy, How fucking unhealthy
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: is that? But the woman who's like, I'm gonna take
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: a moment, They're like, you're gonna move on. Oh, you
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: won't always be wounded. It's really sad.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I love a woman who takes time for self and
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: also like, let me focus on my girlfriends in my career.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: That's literally what I said after Kyle.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: But I also in the other I do have a
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: lot of girlfriends who like sit at home sad, and
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: sometimes I'm like, just have fun.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: You don't have to kiss the guy, go out.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Oh see, you and I are on such different pages.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, don't go on a date, go fuck someone. Really,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: the best way to get over someone is to get
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: under someone else. Hey, my best friend's mom taught me
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that how old are you?
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Six?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Seventeen seventeen and a virgin? And then I lost my
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: virgin to be yeah that night. No, but I'm looking
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: at this, this grown woman, and I'm like, this sounds
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: so rude, but let's just call it what it is. Like,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: this is pathetic. You've got to pull it. But I
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: like crying with the other date there, Like you're embarrassing.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I don't like the crying.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I would have excused myself, but I can see why
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: if her heart was clearly in it and she's been
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: trying to get over it, I would have excused myself
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: because I wouldn't want to give him the satisfaction of
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: seeing me cry.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: No, so don't give him this satisfaction of set me outside.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You know what you say, I'm ignoring him. I'm with
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: my date. He I'm going to treat him as if
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: he does not exist. He doesn't belong here. He was
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: not invited by the host. He was invited by a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: third party. Totally inappropriate for anyone. And if we weren't
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: filming a TV show.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't be here.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: That would not have been okay, right, Like who even
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: are you? Please?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Lead? But also he's a grown adult. How can you
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: not and earn the invitation down?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Because he's thirsty as it gets.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Well, he's so also like, let's be honest, and I'm
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: gonna say he had to get Mike.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: He had to get like the party.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: So it's like a lot of into it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, you can't just pop in like I mean you can,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: but then production is like it's a whole thing, like
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: you have to get you have.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: To sign a paper that says, yeah, you have to
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: sign off your rights and you want to.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Know how you know because everything, yes, you do have
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: to sign off. He definitely wasn't being boomed because you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: have to be super tight in with a shot right
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: in order for someone.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: To be boomed. I could tell he was miked.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: And they were, yeah, they were getting and and the
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: fact that he it's the same vibe I have toward
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: him from when he wanted to be like, yeah, I
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: just wanted to have a meal with you, and like say,
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: my piece, he's doing it for the cameras and it's gross.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: No, he's disgusting. But she also needs to get it together.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Yea, well she does.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And well spoken. What does Heather say You've been trying
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: to say it for well, no.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Shit heard her past.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: The Mormon religion teaches you that you're only going to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: heaven if you have a man, so man to man
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: to man until I find one, I'm going to get
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: into heaven.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: So I won't take that beat for myself. I have
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: to find a man. Does touch on it? Yeah, well,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: the Mormon religion says there's three kingdoms and if you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: are a widow, like if you not a widowed, but
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: if you die without a husband as a woman, yeah,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: you can't make it to the.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: High Clesstal Kingdom.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: So you can just make it till one of the
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: lower the lower, the Lower Kingdom with all single women.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: That sounds lit as fun.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: In that kingdom.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I liked when Heather said that, because I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: was right when she said that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, that is Utah, Yeah, going from me
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: and so Brittany, if we could just take a beat, sweetheart,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: you don't got to be in Utah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Well, she's so hot and so giving these people so
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: much of your time.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: She is so hot. But if she was she was
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: raised Mormon, right.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then again, she'll never get away because but
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: she'll never You saw how she treated Aarin, her date.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: That's why she's in the boat she's in. She would
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: have just.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Missed it horrible for Aaron a month.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I thought he was going to say a week.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: And if I was Aaron, I would have walked out of.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: That too, and I would decided this bitch is fucking insane.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would have just I would have just
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: been like when.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: She's like crying to him, I would have been like, honey,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: like Kenny together.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he did. I wonder if he was
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: trying to I always go to like. I wonder if
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: he was trying to hold it together.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And be like no, you could tell he was never
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: talking to her again. But he was a gentleman, so
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna leave her at the party. But after
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: that he was a boarding mission.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Smart for you, good for you.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: I don't even like men, not much, but we do.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did like him. Anyway, What is the ache
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: and relief of the week.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I have an ache and relief? Yes, okay, my ache
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: was or no.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: My relief is that we celebrated Kyle's fortieth birthday, which
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: is today, Kyle, my ex fiance.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: We celebrated it this past weekend.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Today is in Monday or today Wednesday?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Monday, October twenty eight.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday kid.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: He's forty.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: He looks so good.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: He looks amazing. He caught off his.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Braid, thank God.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: And my ache and I want to dig it, dive
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: into this more. You guys DM the podcast and tell
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: if you're interested in this. Our friend Kate was there
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: and she brought up the trad wife TikTok and instagrams
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: that have been going around.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you guys know the trad wife? No traditional wives?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, they like are hot churning butter with
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: like a baby on the ted.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Right right, And there's some that I think so I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: think you guys tell me if you agree. But I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: think that Nara, anyone who follows the trade wife know
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: who this is.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Nara.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I think that's more of a personality Ballerina farm. I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: think that's real deal, and I think it's really sad.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: No matter what, I think it's very sad and it's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: not a good message to women.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: What is the message? Stay home, could clean?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Oh the man is like no, the man is in charge.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: That is like, that's the that's the king.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: He makes the rules.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: You fall in line, and you fall and you have
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: a place. You have a place, and like it was heartbreaking.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Valleriniformed TikTok. I'll say it really quick. All she wanted
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: this is a billionaire husband. All she wanted for her
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: birthday was trip to Greece. And she kept saying out
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: on socials like I think I'm gonna get the trip
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: to Greece this year. And she's got eight kids with him,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: she and she's home all she's like, I think I'm
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: gonna get it. He gives her her gift and if
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: when you watch it, you'll know it's real. Gives her
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: her gift on camera. She's opening it up, is it?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: And she says she opens it on live? Is it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: a trip to grease?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Pulls it out.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: It's an apron with like egg holders, and you can
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: see in her eyes and she's like trying to act
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: excited and you can see like how heartbroken and she's like,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, and he's Horrificugh.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: No, but truly, I know that is sad.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's like I want to do a deep dive
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: That's what I've learned.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well if yeah, most Yeah, it just I think you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: have to be not a great person to make that
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: kind of money.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah billions?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or maybe that's just something I tell my say
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a good person, so I could never be a billionaire.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: But then again, only people that say they're good people
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: are assholes, and I stand by, I don't really know
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: if I'm a good person.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I do good deeds. Some people who I am could
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: use some work.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: We try.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: I think I could do better.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: We can all do better every day.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Great and if you knew better, you how we know
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: we're all good people. Yep.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, moving on, what's your ache?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: And relieve you say, all right, my ache? I'll start
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: with my ache.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: It is marine Land, oh box Millard exactly that they
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: got rid of these Lunds. No, they only signed the paperwork.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there has been seventeen whales and dolphins that.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Have dollars whisper. Come on now, Yeah, the best of
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the best.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, so that is just my yead.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: There's been since twenty twenty seventeen dolphins and h whales
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: have died. There are currently thirty two at the at
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: the Marine Life and one is about to die in
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: the back.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Thing.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: The thing that Walrus whisper is a five story following on.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, and it's Walrus underscore whisperer.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yep, you can find him and the people I'm following, Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Go to me or yeah, laws following and you'll follow him.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: But yeah, that is my age.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I loved Houston or Marine Life.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: I try.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then my uh, my relief of the week
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: is going to be when this releases releases are you kidding?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: The thirty Well the thirty first, I guess is on Thursday.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: But like getting all the costume, Yeah, and smile interface
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: why we're going treating yes with Al Davis.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: And I can't else.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: That's why you're actually dressing up at this point.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, then you can figure out the costume.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: Into a bowl cut. That's pretty much it. Ok to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: she have a mustache, well she must, she must, she do,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: But that is my relief is just.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Uh trigger treating through Uh we're celebrating Halloween through the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: eyes of children. You've been clowning on me out there.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: My ache, I truly don't really have one. Probably the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: fact that the balants are being or the things are
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: being lit on fire, because I'm really just like I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: just want the world to be better, like truly, it
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  Speaker 1: depresses me. I don't leave the house often anymore because
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  Speaker 1: the world is very scary and traumatizing and I'm in
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  Speaker 1: search of some good. And I think that's why I
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  Speaker 1: kind of stay in my bubble right now, because it's
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  Speaker 1: the one place that I feel is good. I get
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  Speaker 1: to be with my children, I get to be with
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  Speaker 1: my family. It's something that I can control. Once I
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  Speaker 1: leave my four walls, I can't control roll much and
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  Speaker 1: I don't love what I see and I could be
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  Speaker 1: contributing to the shit. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell knows. What I do know is the
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  Speaker 1: world makes me a little sad right now, so I
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  Speaker 1: just stay put or come out to be on the
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  Speaker 1: podcast and talk shit with steaks that aren't that freaking high.
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  Speaker 1: My relief is that my baby is back. She was
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  Speaker 1: gone for an entire week because we're going to Hawaii
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  Speaker 1: for two weeks. That means the other side also gets
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  Speaker 1: to take some time to travel with Ocean. I know
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  Speaker 1: she had the best time, but I am going to
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  Speaker 1: pick her up from school today.
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  Speaker 2: Have you not seen her.
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  Speaker 1: I'ven't seen her in seven days. I dropped her off
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  Speaker 1: last Monday, and I'll pick her up this Monday. So
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  Speaker 1: by the time this airs, i will have had my
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  Speaker 1: boo boo bag and I'm very excited. That's my really.
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  Speaker 1: I love you guys. Hope you enjoyed this episode, and
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  Speaker 1: we will catch you next week. I e