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Giulio Gallarotti | Son of a Boy Dad #227 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today is a day we are We are here, Joined
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  Speaker 5: by Julia Julia Gallaradi, long awaited guests. Good to see,
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  Speaker 5: yes here, happy, thank you for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: Last time we had a former barstool employee comedian on.
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  Speaker 1: He got rehired, like.
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  Speaker 5: And it was the biggest episode ever had.
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  Speaker 1: It brought it back like, oh yeah, we should just
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  Speaker 1: bring it back right away.
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  Speaker 5: It was a huge episode. It was crazy, like three
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  Speaker 5: hundred thousand views on YouTube or something.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 5: And then the Chain's episode slowly started creeping ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when you have those infographics of like
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  Speaker 1: the biggest fast food change.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's like no one's ever going to pass.
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  Speaker 6: Like, dude, the slow Burn Shane episode is the thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we have that too. Back in the day, we're like
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  Speaker 6: out of nowhere, like our podcast is on like other ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, how are we not benefiting from the seventy
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  Speaker 6: eight million?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah clip, dude, I've gone, but I've like I've like
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  Speaker 5: clicked on those like Joke World, like uh like Shane
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  Speaker 5: Gillis's funniest moments, and I've like watched it and then
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  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, I'm in it, Like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 5: It's like me when I'm like eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Julia, your voice has a sexy rasp to it
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 6: What is this is my voice? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's gotten it's gotten sexier, you think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's something to it, Dude, there's something. There's
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  Speaker 1: a smoldering sex your.
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  Speaker 5: Are you still using those uh those ripples?
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  Speaker 6: Not really? I ship, but dude, like vapes like hurt
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  Speaker 6: my gums?
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  Speaker 3: Oh really?
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  Speaker 6: Now you know you're fucking it? Old dude, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: my gums? Like if I have a big night. The
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  Speaker 6: one thing I always regret is vaping. Really because my
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  Speaker 6: gum's hurt.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if you're allergic to something.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I got botched cavities. I went to like the
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  Speaker 6: student cavity place. This is what happened. I have a wedge.
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  Speaker 6: They put a wedge in my tooth because like they
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  Speaker 6: fucked my cavity up. This place doesn't have a phone.
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  Speaker 6: You have to go in person making a plant.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, okay, this is not what is the student
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  Speaker 5: cavity place? Students, it's up down.
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  Speaker 6: It's like it's like fellows or whatever whatever you're called.
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  Speaker 6: When you're like not quite a dentist.
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  Speaker 3: Yet a print tie.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably like Baroke College, like a business school.
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  Speaker 6: Unclear, but all I know is they fucked my ship
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  Speaker 6: up pretty bad, and I was always on some ship
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  Speaker 6: where I'm like, I want the new person. They've learned
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  Speaker 6: all the sort of cutting edge stuff. Yeah, they know
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  Speaker 6: all the new tricks, but alas you know, nothing makes
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  Speaker 6: up for experience anyway. I mean you, my teeth I
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  Speaker 6: have like holes in your No, they're fine. But bro,
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  Speaker 6: if I it's completely fine. But if I vape, I've
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, fuck, I shouldn't be vaping anyway.
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  Speaker 1: If it just if it's about to rain in half
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  Speaker 1: an hour, you start to feel the hole in your going.
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  Speaker 6: The vape is the only thing that does it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Thankfully you sure it's not like something worse than that.
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  Speaker 6: I've gone to the dentist a bunch since.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And have you gone to a real dentist since?
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  Speaker 6: Yes? I will, dude, not to keep carrying out about
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  Speaker 6: dental problems. I broke one of my molars in half
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  Speaker 6: on a fucking popcorn kernel, dude. What Yeah, yes, and
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  Speaker 6: my dentist couldn't see me for a while, so I
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  Speaker 6: was like, fuck it, I'm going to the real dentist. Dude.
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  Speaker 6: If you guys out there are going to ship dentists.
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  Speaker 6: This is the one thing you should be paying more for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because if you go to like a shit primary care doctor,
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  Speaker 6: they're not doing anything new anyway, You're getting referred to
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  Speaker 6: go to do other things.
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  Speaker 3: This.
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  Speaker 6: The dentist is in you, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dentist is They're doing the work. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: that shit is forever. Yes, like most other stuff, you
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  Speaker 1: can get a new thing or something will heal. If
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  Speaker 1: you're teeth are fucked.
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: It really is like heart diseases, Like it really has
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  Speaker 1: like a massive effect on literally everything.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that heart disease you know, you know that
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  Speaker 1: the teeth are like a big Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They told me that because it gums. It can't if
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  Speaker 5: you don't floss, heighten your cholesterol.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're just swallowing the fucking plaque.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess swallowing garbage disgusting. It's kind of weird
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  Speaker 5: because it's like, well, wasn't that already going to be
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  Speaker 5: in my body anyway? It just missed, like it just
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  Speaker 5: got caught and caught.
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  Speaker 3: When you floss and you pull a piece of food
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  Speaker 3: out of your teeth, is it okay to eat that? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: My god, Yeah, I think, but I say, now what
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  Speaker 5: he's talking about, it sounds like it's not. No, I
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  Speaker 5: don't think it's that it's going I think it's because
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  Speaker 5: it's getting absorbed into your gums, which goes straight into
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  Speaker 5: your bloodstream.
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  Speaker 3: These are chunks of salad, corn, mango.
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  Speaker 1: What you going to do with it?
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  Speaker 3: Throw it away?
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  Speaker 1: How you're gonna pluck it off of the floss, or
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna use the whole floss, Because if you have
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  Speaker 1: a chunk of food on your floss and you put
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  Speaker 1: the floss back into your mouth, isn't the floss going
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  Speaker 1: to be dirty with the food.
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  Speaker 6: He also smells, dude, you could.
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  Speaker 3: Do a big, big yard or two of floss and
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  Speaker 3: work your way up the string, making it fresh with
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  Speaker 3: each two.
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  Speaker 5: Is how much are typically doing?
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  Speaker 3: I do a lot because I like to wrap my
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  Speaker 3: fingers until the tips are purple.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not doing the sticks, you're living in the
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  Speaker 1: fucking stone age.
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  Speaker 3: You need to have One time I went I went
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  Speaker 3: to the water. I think I've told you this. I
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  Speaker 3: went to do comic smokeegan Son with a good comic
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  Speaker 3: friend of mine and he was driving. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to say his name, but as he was like, do
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  Speaker 3: you want to floss by the way, he had the
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  Speaker 3: flossers the sticks imber and I was like, oh yeah, awesome,
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  Speaker 3: and we f lost and then he opened his window
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  Speaker 3: and just threw his floster out the window, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I don't think I can do this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Is this is the.
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  Speaker 6: Funniest feedback about road openers.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: One time he's like, dude, he goes he opened for me.
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  Speaker 6: We went to get food at Whole Foods and he stole, shoplifted, he.
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  Speaker 3: Stole, and then he made fun of me for paying
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  Speaker 3: for it.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, you know it's going straight into Jeff Bezos's pocket, right,
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  Speaker 3: And it was like, I don't think it probably gets diluted.
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  Speaker 5: All this was the best one. I don'tink I've ever
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  Speaker 5: told this story on the podcast We were when we
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  Speaker 5: did Denver. They we have they have the Comedy Condo
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  Speaker 5: and I didn't stay there because I stayed at my
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  Speaker 5: friend Bow's house because my other friend came down and
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  Speaker 5: we all stayed together. So Francis and Mook stayed at
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  Speaker 5: the comedy condo together, and I guess the first night,
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  Speaker 5: Mouke went into Frances's room and asked if he could
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  Speaker 5: borrow toothpaste, and the next day, when Mook's on stage,
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  Speaker 5: Francis tells me somewhere he goes, Dude, this isn't a
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  Speaker 5: front house.
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  Speaker 3: Borrowing my toothpaste in a time of COVID. What are
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  Speaker 3: you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 5: I could see that being annoying, but also I think
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  Speaker 5: I've literally gone to Mook's hotel room to borrow.
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  Speaker 1: Toothpaste with your toothbrush out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to. I had to squeeze it onto
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  Speaker 3: his toothbrush, and then I went back in and used
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  Speaker 3: a clean knife but the edge to make sure that
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  Speaker 3: there was no touching of bristle.
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  Speaker 1: To you should put it in like a napkin for him,
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  Speaker 1: and I twisted up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Let me add too that I found out that
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  Speaker 3: or maybe I knew that, uh he had gone to
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  Speaker 3: seven eleven after the show late at night, or I
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  Speaker 3: went to Burger King. It went to Burger King, and
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  Speaker 3: so I knew that the mouth he was cleaning was
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  Speaker 3: filled with Bob King and Zach Bryan and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's uh, I have sensidine toothpaste, Like this is nice stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like you doesn't react out. It doesn't react
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  Speaker 5: well to burger King.
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  Speaker 3: Why did you pick up some crest while you were
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  Speaker 3: at seven to eleven? You freak.
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  Speaker 6: There's also an open kind of an open floor plan
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  Speaker 6: in that condo, if I remember, Like the wall doesn't
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  Speaker 6: connect to the ceiling, so you're basically like in the
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  Speaker 6: same room with Mouke, which definitely made it worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just muttering to yourself and he hears you through
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  Speaker 1: the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Just hear him smacking on his fucking whopper two in
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  Speaker 3: the morning.
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  Speaker 5: That's definitely gets Mooke gets fucked up on the road.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always taken him.
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  Speaker 5: He always gets fast food.
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  Speaker 3: I took him. I took him to get oysters like
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  Speaker 3: a fucking gentleman, and it hurt my feelings that he
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  Speaker 3: went to fill Burger King into the trough after that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, bur King is great. Burger King hit way harder
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  Speaker 5: than those oysters did.
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  Speaker 3: Dude really quick on the littering thing this morning, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what it is. Somehow it bothers me. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if it bothers me more when people litter
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  Speaker 3: in New York City or just like out in the
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  Speaker 3: beautiful wilderness. It's got to be the wilderness. But it's
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  Speaker 3: also it also bothers me a lot in New York
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  Speaker 3: City because it's like, look, the place is already fucking
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  Speaker 3: a dump enough, you know. And I walked. I was
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  Speaker 3: walking behind a woman on the on the sidewalk, and
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  Speaker 3: she had a nice Starbucks coffee or whatever. Actually it
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  Speaker 3: was from blank Street, Blank Street, blank Street. And the
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  Speaker 3: woman so it's a nice coffee, not a littering type
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  Speaker 3: of no. She unwrapped her straw and then took the
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  Speaker 3: straw paper wrapper and just dropped it on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: It is, yeah, And I picked it up behind her
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  Speaker 3: and walked past her. And I was going to make
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  Speaker 3: a decision about whether I said passive aggressively, you dropped this.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's within your right.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like just a normal professional Asian woman
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  Speaker 3: just ant and I was like, what the fuck is
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  Speaker 3: the matter with you? I wanted to say. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: say anything like chickened out.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that before, picking up after somebody, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't say a thing. I don't even let them see
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  Speaker 1: that I'm picking it up. And I feel like it's
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels good, but they're just going to keep
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  Speaker 3: doing it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about them doing it, it's about the streets
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  Speaker 1: being clean.
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  Speaker 5: For me, it is kind of hilarious, like it's fucked up,
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  Speaker 5: but it is like I've never I don't litter, but
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  Speaker 5: it is hilarious to just like, like, if I finish
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  Speaker 5: this coffee and I just walked down the streets, throw
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  Speaker 5: it into the streets.
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  Speaker 3: So walking it's insane. I think this should be This
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  Speaker 3: should be what it is. Though. If you're going to
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  Speaker 3: be a person who litters, then you can't complain about
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  Speaker 3: homeless people in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're worse than them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're part you're contributing, because hey, which one about
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  Speaker 5: the homeless? They're tidy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they keep a small bag, keep everything, They have
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  Speaker 1: a small footprint on the world.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they collect.
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  Speaker 3: You can't say like New York is going to ship
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  Speaker 3: if you're a person who's dropping trash on the side.
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  Speaker 3: I believe that that's a complete hypocrisy.
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  Speaker 1: I've had friends who have have like cars full of
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  Speaker 1: bottles and like bags of food and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: and they just like just go somewhere and just rake it.
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  Speaker 5: Out.
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  Speaker 1: It's reprehensible.
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  Speaker 5: I will say something feels a lot less bad about
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  Speaker 5: throwing it onto concrete than take grass. Throwing it onto concrete,
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  Speaker 5: you're like someone's gonna pick this up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but on the grass, prisoners will pick it up
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  Speaker 3: on the weekend and that's their fresh air. So that
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  Speaker 3: you ever see that on the highway Yeah, oh, in
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  Speaker 3: mass choosets they have that everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even just sometimes just like duy people
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  Speaker 1: who have like one hundred hours of community service.
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  Speaker 3: To get and the more that you throw out, the
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  Speaker 3: longer they can work. Yeah, but so then they get
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  Speaker 3: more fresh air, and you're actually doing them a favor.
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  Speaker 1: They're cutting air. No, they're no. Well, if it's d
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  Speaker 1: UI people, they're just trying to get through the ship.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll say that you're doing eight hours of community
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  Speaker 1: service this day, and you actually do like an hour
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  Speaker 1: and a half or some shit.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably mostly candy service people, because I doubt they
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  Speaker 5: send violent criminals out to the street with that like
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  Speaker 5: massive the orange. Yeah, just trying to like picking up
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  Speaker 5: like that's meant to like pierce through a can.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not what they do. How they do, they've
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  Speaker 3: got the claw.
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  Speaker 5: I thought they used the thing that just and stabber.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a spearfishing tool.
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  Speaker 6: But there's an armed person monitor monitor, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if they check their person afterwards. Cavity search. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hold up the balls. What did the person steal from
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  Speaker 1: Whole Foods?
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  Speaker 5: An orange or something? Right? No, I don't know the
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  Speaker 5: hot plate hot food?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it was? That's what you told me,
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: then that must be what it was.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty pretty big haul.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it honestly is a big haul. But it's
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: also a box.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And if you know you're not going to pay for it,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about how much it weighs,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you can load that bitch up. It's like bursting, like
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: curved on the side potatoes.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I've told you guys, if I told you guys, sorry
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: about when bow doll from he tried to steal from
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: the grocery store when I was with him in Denver.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: It was actually the same weekend as a big weekend. Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: the muke thing dude, he went in, he went in.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: It was one of those things where he was like
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: I do this all the time, and then slowly you
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: start to realize, like, nah, you've never done this ever.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: This is your first time doing this. You're trying to
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: like impress me. And uh, he was like, I gotta
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: get tuna. He gets like fifteen cans of tuna, and
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: then he gets uh, and then he gets He's like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: I need to get a mason jar to make to
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: make something, and they go over. We go over to
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: the jar aisle and they only have like packs of
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: twelve mason jars. So he rips open the pack of
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: mason jars and puts it in the puts one in
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: the bag. It's like, wow, I need one, and then
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: we go to pay. He scans one thing of tuna,
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: puts fifteen cans into the bag. Immediately the censors are like, yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: you didn't pay for any of those. You only got
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: one can of tuna. Scan and then like the person
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: comes over and he's like, you have ten cans of
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: tuna in your bag. And then he's like, and what's
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: this single mason jar? And he's like there's no bar
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: code or anything on this mason jar, and and the
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: guys like, I can go back and look to see
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: where you got it from and we can charge you.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: And then he goes back and he's like, so you
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: ripped open the pack of mason jars, it would do.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: It's a total disaster. It didn't work out at all.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: This sounds bad. It was bad. Why would we do this?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: He should have just sprinted off.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Because he just played dumb and then we ended up
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: having to pay for everything.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: He should have said he brought the mason jar because
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: he was intending to make tuna sound Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, actually a better idea brought the mason jar from home.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I've heard that if you want to get a bunch
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of tunicans or a bunch of weight, you just charge
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: everything as like and as like a bag of apples
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, interesting, or like a bag
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: of uh peppers.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: It used to be easy to do that ship but
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: now it's all hot text. Now they weigh it's all
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: like the basic on the weight of the when you
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: put it in the bag, That's.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: What I mean.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: So if it's like weight of apples, you could just
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: be like, it is this many apples.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would work.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: There was a kid named Chris Harding in our high school.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Of course it was bad kid, and he what He
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: would go to the Hannaford grocery store and he would
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: get one of the full big shopping carts and then
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: he would line the outside of it with you know whatever,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: just bags of potato chips, and then he would fill
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the entire interior with handles of booze out and vodka
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: all that, and then he would put potato chips over
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the top, and then he would just wheel the whole
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: thing out and not pay for any of it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Nasty bullho.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: It seems like at that point, doesn't it really need
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: to hide the booze. He's just gonna steal everything somehow.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: It was like less over. I think he had a
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Hannaford shirt, so he would pretend that he was a worker.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: That's pretty ballsy, and.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: They were like, oh, look that guy's just getting rid
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: of the bad chips or something. Yeah, he had like
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: three thousand dollars of booze.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: And doing that would be so embarrassing, I know.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, any arch criminal from my high school got away
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: with it. Like it's when he worked at the outlet
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: store that they called it. This guy the shark God, Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: this guy would This was the whole gag. So you
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: go in the store, you get whatever you want, and
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: then you go to check out. He wrings you up
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: for everything, then deletes it all except for the cheapest item.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: And he also has a bag of his ship under
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: the under the counter, which he then puts on the
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: counter and had his car keys in the bottom. You
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: go put his ship in his car and then I
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: guess leave the keys in the car, and then you
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: take all the ship. And he never got caught. He
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: got caught hooking up a girl with a belt and
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: got fired for that, and must have taken them for
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: like thirty k. It was a it was a no no.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: This is a brand new but outlets guy.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I won't even say the story. I gave the kid's name.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I like this guy. I like the shark, and now
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: he's like an upstanding exit aside.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I guess at the outlet, nobody's because where does it
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: even go after the outlet? You know what I mean?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: If it doesn't sell at the outlet, what's what's becoming?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And there's no inventory, there's probably not enough, right shit,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: that's the thing that's gotta be an incredible way to steal.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Less organized than you would think.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: All I had was a subway guy that would give
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: me free subway sandwiches. He just load up a couple
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: of subway sandwiches.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: That's pretty nice.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It was nice, but it was like two at a time.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: It was maximum you could get.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I guess you need more than two foot long.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't need more. That was all I needed, just
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: extra meatballs. He'd get you right. It was beautiful.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: I don't have a guy for anything. I don't have
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: anyone that hooks me up with anything.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Apparently that's not even true. You just don't work hard
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: enough to actually like accept the generosity people throw your way.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Who's throwing my way?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: There was a guy that d m us the other
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: day about come to Cincinnati. I've got sports store.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I meant like a like a low person who just
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: like will hook me up with something. Sometimes the dude
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: that I buy jewel pods from I expect because he
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: always comes in. I walk in, he's got him on
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: the table ready, So I sometimes I think he's gonna
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: be like this one's on us. Never like they're actually
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: getting more expensive.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: What would you want fly equipment? You talk about fishing
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: enough that if you actually put out a call right now.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: No, No, I don't mean I don't mean like someone. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: don't mean like someone hooking me up. I mean like
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: someone you walk into like a subway and I go this,
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: one's on the house.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: This happened to me this weekend.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: One's for the price of on the house.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: There's a hot dog stand. There's a hot dog stand
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: guy in my neighborhood. I've never even said a word
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to him, but I just salute him every time I
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: see him. He does speak a lick of English. And
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: he chased me down walking with my wife and was like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: here a bottle of water, and shove.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: This the neighborhood.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: He generates good will. He created these community bonds, which
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: you don't because I do head down and get back
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: into your house.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Who is the last person?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't salute anybody exactly respectful exactly. I like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I go to the same coffee place every morning and
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: they don't even I don't even they know my name.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: There would be no reason for them to, but they're
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: very like it's like a it's like one of those
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: hipster coffee places, but very corporate.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You could make an effort.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: I go in, I say ice coffee, half and half
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: for sant and they go done, and then they just
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: give it to me and then they go next like there's.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: No, those places.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: The people mean.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: It's a different so you can tell some jokes. Why
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: do they call it half and half not full? Yeah? Line,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: remember when I made that half and half joke? Yeah
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: we heard that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: You do that ship and then people get mad?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, yes, yeah, I get it wrong.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they love it though, sometimes they love I went
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to the wine store. I went to the wine store
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and uh, the guy was my dog with me. The
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: guy was like, you want to treat and I was like, yeah,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: anything for the dog. And they know they lost. There
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: was two guys in the store like scream laughing. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: was like almost embarrassed to say because it's so corny.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: And they're like, we've never heard that. I'm looking at
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: each other like they couldn't believe how good it was.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And that's a good will I generated Like it truckled
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: as I left. It wasn't that good.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: That's a pretty good It helps the world. It really
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: helps the world. These are good things good, Yeah, they're
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: good things. I had a moment in my elevator the
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: other day. A girl got in and she had a
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: little dog, and then I got in and the doors closed,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: and I turned to her and I said, because I
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: didn't know the door man's name. I'm new to this building.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, what's what's that door man's name? She goes,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I don't even know either, and then we both laughed
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: at that, and then her dog smelled my hand and
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I patted him, and then she.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Got off shared human experience.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: This is good?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Is that worth?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: That was?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: That doesn't seem like that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: You think you're in a friendly building. I'm not trying
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: to get anything from her.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Run through that. Yesterday I was coming home from the
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: stand that someone was holding the door for me. I
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: realized I dropped my jewel outside. I said, I'm all good,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: and then I went back outside.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: That's the exact same, crazy, This is the opposite of
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: what they're all of your all of your story, jewel
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: involved in them.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: For whatever reason, maybe you need to fucking take the
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: jewels out. That's preventing you from having these community connections
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: you need.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Fact, dude, your community connection was you asked the person
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: if they knew the doorman's name, and they said yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: But then we joked about it and she was like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I think I call I just She's like, I say
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: it quickly and under my breath, and I don't actually know,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: and I'm embarrassed because I've been here a long time.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And then she was like, how long have you been here?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm pretty new, so I have
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: an excuse. And then and then I had the dogs
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: dollars a month and I was like, yeah, you wish
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: poor boy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Uh she fifteen thousand. We don't even need to know
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: the doormat's name.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: No, she I asked about the dog and the dog's name,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and we did that whole thing. Yeah, just makes you
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: think like, this is a nice building. The people are nice.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: No one in your building has ever talked to you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: They talked to me all the time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: What do they say?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: I actually had a rough one the other day. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: went out mine. You've been to my apartment? The door
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: for my neighbors like they're like on top of each other,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: and like yeah, yeah, and uh. I ordered a sandwich
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: on who ber Eats and I was playing video games
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: and I was talking to my friends, big ass headset
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: on microphone. Open the door. My neighbor's right there, and
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: I'm just yeah, dude, I don't fucking oh my god.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's ship.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: That's the worst.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: My neighbor caught like, we had a shared laundry. Yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: and I was moving his things because he just left
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: them there and he came in when I was doing it. Yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: I'm holding his underground. I'm like, I was like, we're
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: both guys. We're both guys. Fine, so embarrassing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: That's brutal. Holding someone else's clothes is as bad as
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: it gets.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Dude, I'm constantly doing that, and then Hillary I'll tell
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: her the story and she'll just be like, what the fuck.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's brutal.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Why do you keep doing this? I'm like, I don't know.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It is infuriating when people will leave their ship in
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the Washington shit for a long time. You've got to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: be on top of that, flipping that correct quickly. By
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the way, new shirt.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: I got a new shirt.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: It's perfectly priest love the I wear a.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Nice new shirt today. This is a Bamba's shirt. One
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: of each is donated. Oh, apparently I've heard that no
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: one actually cares about that, which is sad. Like, apparently
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: there's all these like charitable marketing techniques the companies use
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: and they found that the consumers literally don't care at all.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: But they say they care, but they don't really doesn't.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say that was.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: True of what the shoe company that did that they
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: made a pair of for every time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Toms and Bambas donate so shirt or like socks
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: or yeah, they donate everything, and people just don't or
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: people will give like ten percent of profits to like
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: battered women or something like that. Not give a fuck
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: about battered women.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: The consumer doesn't.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Unfortunately women.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I prefer my women grilled.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: If you one of those in there with the neighbors, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you'll get free coffee and do you like that standing
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: in the elevator.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Do you know there's some brands of shoes that if
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: you buy, they'll give the they'll give a pair of
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: shoes to battered women. All right, now, this is going
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: to go somewhere, So hold on, stay with me. This
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: goes somewhere.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what's happening, right, battered women.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I'd like my women grilled.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And then you hit them with that joke.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: See now, I now that is a joke that wouldn't
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: have worked.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly, especially to a woman in the elevator.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: You need something a little lighter.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I gotta go.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean like broiled.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Steam.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Probably got laughed. Sometimes you got to stick with it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch What Happens Live after this. Do
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you guys know what that is? And Cohen?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Are you on it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: No? No, I'm just going to be an audience member.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: God, don't you get fucked up at that thing? People
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: say you drink hard in the middle the day when
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: you go to those.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just the people who are on
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it is.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Year there's like a bartender and you're all Do you.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Know who's on the show today?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Julianne Huff or the dancer? Yes, I believe the dancers
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: on and I forget which other.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: She's amazing.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: She's from Bravo.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: No, she was on Dancing with the Stars. She was
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: one of the dancers for many seasons, and then her
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: brother brothers a dancer as well. I think I believe
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: she used to date the Ryan Seacrest. They had a
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: long relationship, and then she also was in Footloose the remake.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it was interesting. Have you guys ever
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: been an audience member of a TV show?
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: I have I have not, but I know who does
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: warm up for a lot of those shows.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I've done it before, too, well done warm up they
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: read bull the audience. Yeah, I would do it for
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: infomercials and they'd be giving everybody donuts and Red Bull
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: and then it would be like a beauty product and
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: they're like, this is all you need to do. I'm like,
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: you just gave them all all fucking cholesterol, heart pumping
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: like and avoiding what you're hooting them as we will
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: make them. It was savage?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Did you say that?
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: No?
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: I would have got what do you have to say?
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I just have to be like, all right, where's everybody from?
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Oh ladies? Oh you could be my mom? You want
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: to adopt me? Who wants to do?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: All?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: You gotta go up there for like forty minutes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It's so funy cleaning is possible? Right or relatively?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe let's get some coupons out here? Yeah?
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Right? Who wants it?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Wasn't they did it on Crashing? Yeah it has like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a meltdown.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah they got I Uh, yeah, I watched I watched that,
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: but I meant some dude. There was some comic at
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: the stand who said he does he did he's been
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: doing it for like thirty years, and I forget what
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: his name is. I think I have his phone.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: There's an l a guy who I just saw doing
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: stand up that said that's what he does. Was very interesting.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I used to when I was a kid. I used
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: to fantasize about being in the audience at a Jerry
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Springer tape, just because at the end of Jerry Springer,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: they like give you a microphone and you get to
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like say something nasty to like the inbred person that
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: life just fell apart right on stage on you. And
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I used to fantasize about having a witty quip that
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: makes them fucking furious and they want to fight me,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and Steve gets in the way and they proud starts
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: chanting my name. I wanted it so bad.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: You ended up becoming quite good at that particular I know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I had the inclination just sharpening my sword,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like testing it out every time I watched Jerry Springer.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Let's so they didn't really do it on more. It
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: was really Jerry was a fucking free for all.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Jerry Springer was.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: A former mayor of Cincinnati, I believe.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I remember he did run for something, and one he
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: was the.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Mayor and I think he ran for something but he
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: got busted getting prostitutes.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: He did, yes spring, which is really a deal dog.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: He was running for higher office, yeah, I think, or
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: maybe he ref governor of Ohio or something, and then
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: he got in trouble for that. I don't know. It
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: must have sucked for him so bad to get caught.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I guess it was before he was the before he
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: was a talk show host.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: They get him in the in like a sting.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, that would be brutal.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just like in his uner. Like the guys
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: who get caught doing that are always in like an undershirt.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because it's definitely like an impulse. They're probably
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: like at home with their wife and they're like, she's
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: not going to have sex tonight. I gotta go out
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: and get sick.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to the gym ten o'clock.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, I think you do get to that point
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: in your body's deterioration where you don't even want a
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: paid sex partner to see your body.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, they keep stay closed.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I think that's why they have like these like loose
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: boxer shorts and a shirt and they're like doing cocaine. Awkward.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: It's like, just let this guy fucking rock there.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Jesus le Jerry Springer was fucking cocaine.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Let him do his thing.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I was. I did his last interview before he died.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It was on the Pap Beev Show, and h really
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: that day a co worker had given me. They were like,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: do you wanna uh you want to microdose mushrooms? Oh yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I remember that and micro doose mushrooms. And I was
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. And then I talked to uncle Jerry.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: He calm my ass down. It was fucking incredible. He
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was on mushrooms.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Did you get like a stronger dose than you had
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: planned for it?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: It was it was so much, it was like so intensely. No,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: it was just like scared. I was just like, it
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't a drug experience at all, especially in
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: this fucking violently corporate, uh like characterless office. Like I
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: mean these white rooms, which is the same thing that
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: they put you in if you're having a mental braindown.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you turn the lights off and for
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: someone still light as hell in there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't like escape any of the senses that
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: were fucking overpower. It was nasty.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's brutal.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I wanted to share a drug experience because Francis is
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: going down to a whole drug path right now. Drug era.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Francis is using like crazy big drugs.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Really ended up doing some ecstasy the other weekend. Wow,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the mushroom didn't really go very well for me. I'm
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: not going to say that I didn't know that I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: was doing ecstasy, but I barely kind of.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Were you drunk when you took it?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: With Rick Ross, that's the problem.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I've been there drunk and it was like drunk and
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: they were like, there's a little bit of ecstasy in this.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Damn dude, it was a lot, did it? It was fine?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: The next day was the worst.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah. They say that it can like suck out your
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: willingness to live and that it may never come back.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Told me that I've never taken.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Roan made a really good point. He was like, you're
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: borrowing happiness from your future self to pay for it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's definitely or it's just like I didn't.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: It's pretty good.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I've heard that like that about drinking, that exact phrase
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: that you're like borrowing from tomorrow or whatever. But I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: think it's literally your chemicals in your brain, like you're
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: getting some serotonin from somewhere else in your brain, or
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: like digging into a reserve, and you won't be able
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to have it. But a buddy of mine was suggesting that, uh,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: what did he say? Exactly supposed to take five HTP
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and melatonin before you go to bed.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, I don't know GP is. And then I
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: said to myself, I did you know, I don't know
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: that I want to layer more drugs on top of
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: drugs that doesn't seem well, that drugs or what's htes,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: it's none of us.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Five hgh you're supposed to take supposed to take some
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: trend and you'll get out of it, no problem. It
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: would be good to go, dude.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: The last time I took it, apparently I like blacked out.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: This is I was really young, and apparently I had
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: I had this Sony commercial this came out. Apparently I
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: was just walking around telling everyone that I was the
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: face of I have no recollection of this.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably recognized me from PlayStation.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: I had such remorse.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: The speakers are nice and not Sony though, yeah, I'll
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: get you.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I can't even listen to actually tractually. Yeah, that's the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: face of So if you.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Want me to stay, you're gonna.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Have to room. Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: God, it would be a pr nightmare if someone taught
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: me with these.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: No picture saw that he just took a picture. Do
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: you mind if I take a look, because.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to delete that now.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Because you know, where were you?
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Toronto? And by the way, it was, I was doing
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: a road gig. I took the bus. Yeah, very mook
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: of me. But this is one of my first you
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: know that was getting paid. Very long time we go,
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: and yeah, I took the bus. It was quite an adventure.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: And then I took the bus back.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I want to come down from to.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Come down, but I was just happy to be in
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: the game.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Damn, that's fucking awful.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: How long is that bus ride?
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: It's quite long, and you stop at the border for
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: a while, which makes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: It longer, and busses just go slower, like it's not
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: like you're going the same time it would take to
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: drive to Toronto.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Bad.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: That's stopping Syracuse.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: You stop in Buffalo, if I recall. But I made
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: like three hundred bucks just sick at the time.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know the face of Sony.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: When people ask me if I was a comedian and
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: that was my job, I could say yes without having
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: to look down immediately, which people love to ask you
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: that question earlier in the game. You know what I mean.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I got hit with it recently, the thing that I
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: know you fucking hate, which one dude. Uh, someone goes,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: so you're a comedian, Like is that like your full
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: time thing?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: God?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Or like yeah, but what do you do?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah. They start answering the They start answering their own
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: question by making diminishing claims about you. So they'll be like, oh, wow,
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: you're doing a comedy club. Cool. Yeah, so it's like
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: you're you're you're just one of the guys on the
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: show though, right, or you're or a bartender.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: They can't they can't imagine that you're not doing this
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: as a hobby, as an amusement.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Because they're probably like, well, you haven't made me laugh
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: in the first ten seconds of this interaction. Yeah, how
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: could you possibly be a stand up comedian full time?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Ever, yeah, is that how low you think of yourself
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: that you couldn't know somebody who is an actual working comedian.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: This is on you, dude.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, have you ever had like weird interactions with that
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: with Like I was in the I was in the
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: South doing a show, and I was ubering back and
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: somehow I'm pretty good at not telling them I'm a comedian,
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Like I'll say I'm visiting friends or something like that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: And then he was like, what do you do for work?
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, oh, I'm a comedian, and
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: and then the guy instantly pivoted to the like, ooh,
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: must be a rough time to be a comedian. You
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: guys can't say anything anymore. And then I was like, yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: it's not terrible, and he's like He's like, I mean
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: it's crazy. Like black dudes can go up on stage,
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: they can say the M word all they want, but
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: if a white dude does it, it's a problem. And
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: I was like, we're like arriving at the airport. I
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: was saying this, and I'm like, yeah, preaching to the choir.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Brother, Yeah, I'd change my whole ass.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because these days you can't say the M word.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Like five since comedy has been modern, you haven't been
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: able to just say the M word on stage.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: He started good. I mean, that's sort of like a
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: nuanced thing to say, as opposed to being like, man,
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: you can use any of the stuff I tell you
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: in your act.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: But a lot of those like alt right guys, they
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: are like obsessed with comedy and not being able to
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: say anything. But they also they don't even like comedy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: They just are obsessed with the fact that I guessed
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: comedians are being censored, right, makes sense.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: But I don't think it's even It's not happening.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: It's not even really a thing.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I hate more than that though,
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: when like, oh, they find out I'm a comedian and
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: it changes the course of the conversation. I hate when
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: somehow they get comfortable enough to like tell me cringe
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: ass ship. Oh yeah, I was like the border, Like,
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: you lose me immediately when you start talking about the border. Yeah, order,
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: the border is the same to me as New York's
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: really gone downhill?
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: Ye?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: For how much are we?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Can you believe how much people are paying for fucking
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: like chips these days?
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, all right, it's.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Like four dollars for a bottle of water.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Dude in the bag.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I get I get angry when people tell me that
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: the wind farms off Nantucket are actually doing more harm
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: for the ecosystem. They say that, they're like that, They're like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: it's actually doing worse for the fishery, and.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: We saw you in the hockey game?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Do I know you? Guys?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I got a drink named after me, Dude, Pink Whitney.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: That's what I thought.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Whitney for legendary moments.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Did you see the one wind turbine. I'm not sure
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: where it was, but it was a blaze. It was like, dude,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: day right on fire and then they shoot flames and
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you can't but there's no way to put out and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: they can't stop, and they're like eight hundred feet yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like there's no fireman that's egg climb up. There be
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a hose that can shoot out there. It's literally like
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: a dangerous death weapon. The feature.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: When I was in high school, they added a ship
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: ton of wind turbines. They added a ship a ton
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: of windmills to master like this area around where I lived,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: and they were having like a big meeting in in
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: like the town hall about it. And my dad said
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: that he was going to go wearing a wearing a
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: windmill costume with his hands on fire. She was walking
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: through the crowd shooting flames.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: That's way funny.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, good, dad has a good one of these two.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: He thinks it's funny. He called cracker jacks. I learned
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: he did this in his class, and I was like, oh,
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: this couldn't say that you did this in class, but
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: my dad's a professor. You but what you were saying about, like, oh,
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: there's less chips he called cracker jacks and was like, hey,
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: there aren't. There haven't been as many peanuts in the
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: cracker jacks. He's like, I think maybe the peanut guys
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: like a sleep person peanuts and they're like, sir, there's
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: no guy. Like it's automated.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: He's dealing penuts like you got to get to the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: bottom of this.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Have you listened to Nick Mullins Old prank calls and
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: he calls wild wings and he says that uh he says,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: or no, not buffalo wild wings. He calls Outback Steakhouse
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: and said that the bloomin onion has gotten progressively smaller
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: throughout the years. And he said that he's coming to Bubbalo,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: to the outback steakhouse with his own onion and he
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: wants them to cook it into the bloomin fashion and
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: they're like, sir, you can't do that, and he's like, well,
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: then I guess I could just go back can pick
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: out my own onion in the kitchen. And then dude,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: he drags them on for like forty five minutes with
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: like this same person and they're like losing their minds.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: It's so good. That is one of those items that
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: looks way better than the commercial.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was never a bloomin onion guy. I'm actually
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: not really a big outback steakhouse guy. I'm more of
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: a Texas roadhouse man.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It's like you feel it, You feel the blood stopping
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: in your body as you're eating. Yeah, like grinds to
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: a halt.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Just so deep, like triple deep fried, and.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: The sauce whatever, the sauce is pure oil.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: You have to pay me a lot to eat one, really,
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: because I would eat one right now. I would rush
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: one right now. This conversation has me jones and for one,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: I'm starving, man, do you.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Get any sort of like backlash like internally from dietary decisions?
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Yet every single thing I eat, I have diarrhea. Dude,
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I have diarrhea.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Only you need you need to re calibrate your microbio.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I do.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Get seventy two I drink them occasionally. They help.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Do you guys think you could do it? By the way,
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: the seventy two hour fours?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Definitely easily?
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Do you think you could do it?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Not eating for seventy two hours.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Just water, water and black coffee or just water water?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I do either.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Roan could do it.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: That's a long fucking time.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Like, is there a dollar amount that could motivate.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Your Yeah, for sure.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: I'm just wondering, like what would it be? And you
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: just think you could just do it?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I think I just muscled I could do It's just
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: starting now.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: They say it could be good for you, but I've
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: heard a lot of people be like it's quack science,
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: and other people swear by it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's bad for women, I've heard. I'm not
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: sure why.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Didn't because they end up looking the way that they
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: should and then they.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it starts eating away all the right places.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Back to the yak. We did a they did a
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: twenty four hour hour and I didn't do it. I
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: like I there was the stand tenth anniversary party that night,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: and I got fucking blacked out and they had a
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: seafood buffet and I was just hammering shrimp and then
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: like somehow it people found out and then like people
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: wanted people literally wanted to be fired. They were like
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: fire him. They're like that's insane that he didn't and
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: it's a reel thing. Yeah. Crazy.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: It was more just like it was kind of nice
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to do to reset the body.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was like who gives a ship?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: He was still mad I didn't go to Iran.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah he knew.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, it's not looking that great.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: We should go.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: We should go.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: I'm getting my Italian passport. I almost got it, yeah
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: sort of, but next year I should have it. We
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: should go.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You're Italian passport, dual citizen? Are you a dual citizen?
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: No?
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: But my parents are both fucking, you know, voyagers. They've
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: they took a boat here, so I'm like able to
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: get it. But dude, the thing that's sucking me up
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: is my dad just decided to give himself a middle
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: lamb life, so all the documents need to be invented, like, dude,
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: what the fuck? And then my mom's certificate he decided
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: to give himself the middle named Mikaelen before and then
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: my mom's birth certificate doesn't have parents on it. And
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: the dude was like, is there something you guys just
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: like don't talk about or something. I'm like, dude, my
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: mom had parents.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, an immaculate exception.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, right, exactly.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: So I'm working through it. But then I'm going to
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: get it.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: And then me and you, dude, Iran, it's always it
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: easier to go to ron from with the Italian Passport's
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: way easier, okay, because they don't like the US.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Well, the US you just needed like a guided tour
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: for the whole thing. You don't have as much flexibility
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: with what you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: The visa process is way stricter. I think, Yeah, it
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: takes longer looked into it. I mean, yeah, we were
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: talking about it. Okay, what's it called cush Islands? Yeah,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Kish Island was a possibility, but I guess, I mean
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: it's not really in the cards. Also, if you have
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: a US passport and an Italian passport. Can you kind
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: of pick and choose where get stamps so you could
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: get your stamps in your Italian one, but then still
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: have the freedom to go to Israel or wherever.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not really doing the stamps these days. I
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: know it's annoying. I didn't get a stamp when I
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: went to Iceland. I thought I was gonna get like
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: some sick, fucking like caveman.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: You got to ask them and then so they might
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: not put something.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Those are the angriest and saddest people, the people who
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: are stamping, just like looking at a billion different people
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: all day. They did not want to say a fucking word.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I didn't get a stamp when I went to
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Canada either, Dude, I tried to get.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: One and Sam they didn't give it to me. But
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: the guy's like, what are you doing here? And I
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm a comedia and he goes, well, I
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: guess I'm supposed to say break a leg. Eh, I
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: swear to God.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I wish I recorded that that's pretty sick.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Wish I recorded that.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Those are the really nice ones.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: On the peanut factory got I saw a headline of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a woman who got jail time. A lunch lady who
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: got jail time for over her career stealing. It's had
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: one point five million dollars worth of chicken wings.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Oh I saw that. And what's his name is going
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: to pay the uh the fucking like O line man
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: on the on the chiefs is going to like pay her,
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: pay her bail or something?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what's her bail?
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Is her?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Does he have to pay for the chicken wings too?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: I think he's paying for the chicken wings.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: That's insane to give up on your salary. So, like,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: was she just eating the wings? Because eating one point
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: five million dollars of chicken wings.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: That's Chris Jones so many ways if she was selling them, Yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: she's selling them.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Chris Jones said he's ready to shell out one
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: point five million to free in Illinois schoolworker convicted of
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: stealing chicken wings.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I like that, good camera points.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean, I guess he has one of
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the biggest contracts in the league. But that's so much
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that's like a still a decent chunk of what his
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: take home pay will be. That's probably more than ten
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: percent of his take home pay.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's like one game, No,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: but a.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Take home though after taxes, because it's like it's not
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: like he can take it out of his like overallty
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: million dollars a year contract.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was looking too much. I was looking at
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: too much a lot cam Cam Newton said that his
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: take home pay per game was eight hundred thousand dollars
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: per game.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sixteen games, pretty good, but still it's like or lose.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: But this is like towards the end of his career.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, I was making more money than that which.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Pat babs take home pay fifteen K. I mean, the dude,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: it's a gift card to the NBA shop. In Times
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Square campaign campaign signed with you Don't Like this podcast.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Campaign time with the New York Knicks, he's making like
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: three point one million dollars, but like with New York's axes. Hey,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, bare, he's just like he's a jag.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: He's just a guy. Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I forget about taking the subway to the games, taking
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: the subway to MSG.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I said that on the on Pat the Pat
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Beth pod, that he's just selling like taheen on mangoes
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: outside the stadium.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Scalping the four tickets he's given.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: He's the hot dog guy.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: He sobs out and he goes straight to the stands.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You have a special coming out.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: I finished one. I don't know when it's coming out.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: I'm hoping to find a nice home for it.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I would hope that process.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: I don't really even know, Bro, I don't know. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: don't know. Yeah, and you know, some of the attached
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: talent who are supposed to be helping and hopefully will
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: be helpful, and you know, we'll see what ends up
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: happening with that. I'm hoping that it ends up funding
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: you at home. I don't know.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: You figured out what you're doing yours? No, you know,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: we're not. We're I'm behind you. I I haven't. We
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: haven't finished the edit.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: So my edit finished like right as summer began, which
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: I think U in theory like a lot of that
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: kind of stuff doesn't happen during the summer. There's always
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: an excuse though, the amount of times to hear people
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: being like, oh this climate we're in now, or like,
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: you know, the business has been weird. I think, yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: we need to like change that, instead of saying that
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: it needs to be like Oh, it's actually a weird
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: time people are actually buying stuff because the normal time
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: is no one's buying stuff unless you're fucking somebody.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you're like, yeah, I can't stadiums anymore.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: It's like, what are you talking about? That's not be
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: your expectation. Um.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: The fucking worst is we don't know what they're looking for.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: You ever get that?
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Just tell me I'm a loser to my face.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Every time I auditioned for something they got, Well, we
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: don't know what they're looking for right now? Yeah I thought,
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I thought, really, well, we just don't know what.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: They were great, but yeah, every casting agent has loved me.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but yeah exactly. Dude, you all have a
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: meeting with someone who's like, in no way would they
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: ever know who you are, and then you go and
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: meet and be like, we're I mean, we are huge fans.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, A fifty year old accountant is a huge
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: fan of Lil Sasquatch. That adds up, that's all you Yeah,
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, we are obsessed with your work.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Either. The waiter, the mayer d at Carbone said that
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: to me, but he just like referenced my two most
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: recent Instagram pts. Oh yeah, it was just like he
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: clearly just looked it up right there with.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: The Travis Scott. What's the name of my first mixing?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who was the dude that used to work here?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Brandon what was his name?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Probably still works here.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: No, not like Brandon m big dude.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Black Brandon, Yes, Brandon Newman.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Brandon Newman. When I the day I started here, I
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: walked in and he came up to me and he
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: was like, huge fan of your work. And I was
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: like really, and he was like, yeah, dude, that tweet
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: that you did it was like a tweet that I wrote,
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Like while entering the office walking.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Into the building, you said first day at barso yeah, yeah, crazy.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: And then someone was like and then someone told me
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: that he did the exact same thing to me when
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I started. I goes Nick said that I was.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Getting autographs at a Celtics game when I was probably
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: ten years old, and there was a guy. They were
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: playing the Sacramento Kings, and I was standing near the
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: entrance like the tunnel as the Kings were doing their
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: shoot around and getting off the court, and I had
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: gotten about four or five autographs already, and some other
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: guy came out and I was like, I went, hey, hey, man,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: can I get your autograph? And he looked at me
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: and he goes, what's my name?
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Ooh?
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: And I go, I don't know, and he goes, you
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: don't even know my name, and then he walked away.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: He was so hurt that a ten year old boy,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know Robert.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Parrish, Eh, Larry Bird, I don't know. I know the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: black guy.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: He was a black guy, and he was so upset
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: that I didn't know his name. I remember being like,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I hurt that guy's feelings.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Dude. I used to go to NFL training camps and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: at the beginning of NFL training camp there are ninety
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: dudes on the roster, and dudes are coming up to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: you and signing shit and like they'll never fucking make
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: an NFL team in their life, and they're just signing
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: a billion autographs that are it's just nice for them
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: to be signing autographs like this dude should have just
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: enjoyed the fact that someone even wanted his signature. You
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: go home, or thirty years later you go on Reddit
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: and like, who's this guy who's signed this?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: At eight years old? You see them out there wearing
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: the same practice jersey that you know the starters are
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: wearing and you don't care.
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Years old, dude, I don't even dress myself.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I just want to be like I got the most
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: autographs ever. I got thirty autographs.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Like why does he why does his ego get in
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the way that sports players do? Pretty big egos though,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I'll say.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: That I've had people I've had. I've had like someone
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: ask me for a photo and then someone else asked
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: me a for a photo. Who's like, I actually don't
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: even know who you are. Just this is my buddy.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: He said to get a photo with you, And that
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: feels kind of shitty. You're like, well, I don't want
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: to feel So that's the worst fucking picture.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: Or are you.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Supposed to be like a Halloween Yeah, like I'm coming
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: up to their door. Yeah, what are you supposed to be?
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, I actually have no fucking clue who you are.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: They love to do that. There's a friend who brought
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: their friends friends don't know about you, and the friends
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: would be like, you know, honestly, I didn't even know
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: who the fuck you were.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, I think
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: the worst is I only I've ever actually had someone
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: go up to me and be like, Hey, I'm a
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: huge fan. Can I get a picture? It's almost always
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: my brother's a huge fan. Can I get It's? Like, dude,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: you can tell me that you also enjoy the stuff
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: that I do. You don't have to be like.
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: What if they don't, I don't think you're cooler now,
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: but they don't say that if they don't.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you can lie about being a big
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: fan of somebody. But I think that they think that
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: it's like nicer to you or like this army like
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. Like, I think
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that they think that they're making it less awkward for you.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that they're also wanting to connect on
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: an equal footing.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Right by admitting you're special, you're fucking NOTU.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, by admitting right off the bat that they're a
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: huge fan. Uh, they are putting you ahead.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Of toppling the dynamics.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: Dude. Literally, I'm in Like for me if somebody comes
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: up and say, I actually don't even care because I'm
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: so relieved that I actually sold tickets, well I might
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: even just be like, dude, can I give you twenty
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: box to?
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Can I give you twenty box to like like all
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: my my last and comment on all of them. Please.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you like one of their posts, you can give
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: them a follow, and then.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: They stop talking with you. Yeah, you're give too much,
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: and then they don't take you here anymore.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Someone hit me with that yesterday. They're like, I put
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: up a picture of my dad for his birthday, and
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: they're like, picture of your dad on his birthday. Well,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you finally got me to unfollow.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: I'll take it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: You're d ming him. I'm taking it down right now.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry. What can I do to get you back? What
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: do I have to do?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that photos of fathers are a direct way
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: to vote for Kamala.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: With my dad on his birthday. Fucking weirdo. But I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: think that people don't even like to be fans of ship.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, uh, they think that it's like weird or
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: like it's like, oh it's choogy.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I appreciate that. And people are like is
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: this weird? And I'm like, no, it's not weird at all.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: This is what it is.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, please continue your your patronage.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: People only like to be a fan if they were
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: like the first to something, if they can tell you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: that they knew about it discovery you did, and they're like, dude,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I've been a fucking Chapel Roade fan for fucking my
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: entire life.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I fucked to him when he was sitting in
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: the Jerry Springer audience.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: It's such a fucking nasty thing. But people just want
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to be first. They just want to They don't want
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: to nerd out anymore. I like nerd out.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: I like what I like, true, and I get do
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: I get upset, Like I'm really into sort of like
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Spanish language music, as I've been told I need to say.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Because I say Spanish music, hear you say they're not
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: from Spain, Spanish language. Okay, Spanish language.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Music, So what the fuck is like bad Bonnie?
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: Yes exactly. I love all that shit and sometimes it
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: hurts my feelings when I want to sort of like
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: bond over it with other people who like it, and
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: they're upset that I like it, as if like me
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: liking it represents some sort of gentrification. Yeah, you didn't
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: make the song, dude, isn't it good that I like
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: it too?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: And it wouldn't it be good for the guy that
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: made the song if he was more successful, so he
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: kept on making music that you like.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it makes no sense.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: The gatekeeping. Yes, everybody's so weird about.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: The gameic tribal gatekeeping.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: They think that the thing they discovered needs to not
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: get too big or else it becomes uncol or they
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: won't have as much access to it.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that is weird to like things because it
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: makes you.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I've always believed that the things I liked will benefit
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: more if more people like them. In general, with the
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: exception of the housing market.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: That's that you can't put that toothpaste back in that too, no,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: no matter how much mood as for yeah, you're fucked
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: on that one.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: I don't even really know what I mean by that.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think about the economics of it. I
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: know it makes sense somehow that everyone wants houses.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Anytime I see a homeless person, I'm like, finally, less
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: competition in the market for me.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more like the place that I own a home,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: or if I own it whatever. There's a part of
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: me there's that inflection point of like, yeah, it's great
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: that more people are moving into this neighborhood and making
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: it nicer, which is going to theoretically drive up the
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: price of my home, but could also.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: You would have slammed the door shut behind you and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: be the last person that moves into whatever area you're in.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I guess we owner if you're renting.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: If you're renting, it fucks you if it gets nicer,
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: But if you own it, it's great.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly Yeah, that's exactly right.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: That's good nuance, good nuance, fantastic nuance. It's it's I mean,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I guess it's fun to be the first one who
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: knows something, plant your flag in something. It's like sharing
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: the knowledge.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what is the what is
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: is there something that I knew first?
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: Dude, you've always famously said that you're a follower.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: He has famously said that he goes. Dude, I always
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I hear about stuff and then I get really into it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how it works. That's literally how it works.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I like shiny things that people tell me about, like unless.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: You're in the studio while the Beatles are recording, like
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you heard about it from something late
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to the game.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I will enjoy the twilight cool of that thing and
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: be the last person to enjoy the last days of
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: it being cool before realizing everyone's moved on.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: When the song Skater Boy came out, I told my
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: sister right away that this is going to be the
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: fucking song in the summer. Sure enough, dude, it was.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I heard Latch Disposition a year before it was popular,
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: and I could stop listening to it. What's that the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: woman Sam Smith?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Disclosure?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Disclosure? Disclosure by latch.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Latch is the song by Disclosure featuring Sam Smith. That's it,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: that one, that one's sick. Yeah, that one rules. Disclosure.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Disclosure rocks. But then along came fucking Fred. Dude changed everything.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Fred again?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, really I think so.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I mean he did another remix of that song.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just saying that he's like he
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: sopped up a bunch of Disclosure fans.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I believe I'm not familiar with Fred again.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone put him on put on Prince.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: It's uh, you definitely have heard some of his songs, uh,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you know dancing.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Not familiar with that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Really, we've at the did you watch Triangle Sadness movie?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: That's that's the song that's at the very end of
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Triangle Sadness.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not ringing a bell same who now it is?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: This is a fucking a one dance hit.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually kind of a banger.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: It makes you want to be in Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw that all when I get home. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: gotta set up a coffee table, dode.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: I could see you turning into an J some day.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: Hell no, I feel like you could like find yourself
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: like you like audio now is your thing?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: He gets slowly.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: You'd be into like the buttons and like the way
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: the frequencies.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: Very musically I am a little musically.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: That would be sick.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're shocked and clarinet.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Like people did. Always used to say that I had decent, decent.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Second share.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Damn, you could have got away with it too.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: And the girl, that girl that was first share. I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: went to Harvard ended up going to Harvard agent. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: will not say yes, dude, you and the DJ, I'm.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: Sorry you him, the DJ like he'd just be like,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: what's up? Everyone would lose their all.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: I don't think I like the environments of djang enough
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: to be a DJ, which would make you this way
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: sick of DJ. I could be a DJ like a
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: silent disco, the anti DJ. I could do a silent
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: DJ where everyone's got the headphones on.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Uh, and you would definitely hate on mainstream DJs so hard.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were a DJ.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: I'd like I've been working the bar Mitzvah circuit for
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: way too long now, I've been running this ship for
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: ten years, open tables, and this fucking kid just comes
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: starts playing the main room first weekend.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right with that hacky ship proud.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: It's played who lets the Dog? Who let the dogs out?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Fucking six weeks in a row, dude.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: That's so fire. Though, after alreadies in Cleveland, catch him
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: at the local nightclubs spinning live stream.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: This would be a good way to make a lot
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: of money because she had a ton of money doing
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: his set and then going straight to the club to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: just hit the tables.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: Little shock squat.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: To pay for how we're going to pay red?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Just just sound bites of my old sketches dropping.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, can I get some Can I get
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: some toothpers?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I saw a video of a DJ this past weekend, uh,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and there was he was at his DJ table and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: it was like boiler room style, so everybody's around him,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: and there was a girl there and she was on
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: her phone and he reached over and like took her
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: phone and like handed it to one of his boys,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: and she was like, what the fuck and then just
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: like started, oh ship, yeah, but he was like, nobody's no,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you can't be on on the phone while you're on
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: the decks with me.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: That's such a fucking douche move. No, it's cool, dude
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: took the phone.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: No, that's cool.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: That's something that you would do.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I would at dinner.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: But the comment section, the comment section was going crazy there.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Honestly were like the people on the lan on the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: breakdown lane who were like, well, what if there's an emergency?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, what if she was like texting her
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: mom or something like that.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: My uncle was at a DJ set standing behind the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: DJ last week and he was texting to find out
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: if his son was going to be alive, and then
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: the DJ took his phone and now his son's dead.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: I had down from the platform, right, and she'll have a.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Pop on the phone with mom. Make sure grandma's okay.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: Due.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: When I was in Cincinnati, it was an early show Saturday,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: a lot of local people, Great show get Off host
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: goes up. I notice he's up there for like a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: long amount of time after and then he comes back
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: into the greenroom and he's like, dude, He's like, I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: just had to go up. The owner gate handed me
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: a note he took go up after the show. Great
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: show ended, and go up and go Thank you guys
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: all for coming. Hope you guys had a great time. Marissa,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: please call your daughter. She needs to get in touch
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: with you anyways, Thanks for coming out, guys. Isn't that fund?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: The girl called the club to be like, I need
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: to talk to my mom.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: It must have been something terrible.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: The yonder bag the phone.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Still there was no serv There was like no service
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: in that class.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Nice of them, Yeah that's nice, but still.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Sh fucked up. It got to the point where she
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: probably called her mom like fifty times and then was like,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: I'm calling the club. It was probably something pretty bad
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: or not or not.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Or she's just freaking out. She was just losing her ship. Hilarious.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: The dogs allowed to have grapes. Yeah, Max ate one
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: of the grapes and now I think he's gonna die.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: Just some girl, some little kid hysterically cry that's crazy though.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: This movie's PG. Thirteen can I watch.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: It said that when he had when the guy handed
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: him the note, he like laughed. He was like, he's like,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: are you fucking with me? Like I actually have to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: say this on stage?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: That's all right, that's not right, call home.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, realistically, she was probably gonna find out what
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: happened within the next minute she was leaving. Yeah, she was.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: They had their phones.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: That's even crazier.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I think she was just so intuned to the set.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: They would never do that as the Mothership, though. We
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: should test that out at the Mothership.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: The ship.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think you're even allowed to call the Mothership.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: I think if you call their phones, it goes like
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: they could just get just directs to the fucking police station, like, well,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: what do you need? Joe is not available right.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Now, Hans Kim's just working the phone.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Austin's fucking incredible, though grateful a little bit. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: I did a Vulcan gas company last summer. It was great.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: I wanted to sort of like poke around the mother
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: trip a little bit, but I was staying with friends
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: and it felt like whack to just be like I'm
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: just gonna like break a poke around the social scene
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: of comedy and not hang out with you and use
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: your house as a locker. Yeah, so if I go back,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: I'll definitely like try to get my feet wet. I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: know it's like an intimidating, scary experience, but I still
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: will just sort of like put my tail between my
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: legs and accept the awkward l's that I take along
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: my path to greatness.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: I definitely took a couple of l's. I took a
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: couple of l's when I was there. Yeah, I went
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: in with three comics that are past regulars there, and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: still it was like fucking swat teams being like, what's
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: this guy's fucking deal? He says from New York. Crazy
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: gone to the back of my head.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Jesus, Okay, I would have believed it, dude, I've heard.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: Just like at one point we were in the bar
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: and I went to go to the bathroom and I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: had to go through three cops to get back into
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: the bar. Jesus, Yeah, it's pretty tense.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: So crazy.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I'll talk to Adam get for you, bro, appreciate that,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: appreciate that, don't have.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: His updated number. Kills me. It's a it's a it's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: a running away from Coloradi being back in the mix.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: It was loitering out, walking back and forth for hours,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: trying to run into him.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: I heard you guys roving.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: In the second club down here.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, this must be great. You liking it down.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: They do turn a lot of people down at the door.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Comedians will try and go in and they'll be like, nope, humiliating.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, Jesus.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: I can't deal with that at all. I don't have
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: the fucking the balls. Yeah, true, Yeah, you gotta pivot.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: That's when I get into DJing.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm telling you.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: I was just hoping I could run a quick set
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: in there. No, you're not music. I'm in music, not comedy. No,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: I don't do comedy.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: You guys have a house DJ, What do you play before? Yeah?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Once we get you into it, man, there's no turning back.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: That's an addictive drug.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: The first first song you have to learn how to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: dj is it's a long way to the time.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, rock and roll.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: You think you have like a you think it's possible
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: to have like a bad set DJing?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Definitely, But I mean someone's dumb enough to be someone's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: ont enough drugs to be dancing.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and it just doesn't matter as much. Music
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: can be background music. Yeah, that's true, and you're not
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: embarrassing yourself by the fact that people aren't engaging to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: the highest level of reps to transition or something.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: There were big there were big lawsuits or like it
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: was the subject of a lot of court cases in
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Germany whether DJs were actually artists, and to test out
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: whether they were, they would go to the concerts and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: like these auditors would check which way everybody was facing.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: You're like, are you actually facing the DJ or are
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: you just like milling about? Is it background music? Or
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: are you like locked in like experiencing the music. And
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: one of the things in the lawsuit was like are
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: people getting fucked up? And they were trying to use
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: that as a strike against them, but the lawyer was like,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: people are getting fucked up, but like, what is music
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: for if not to being intoxic? I thought it was beautiful, interesting, interesting.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: So now that's why the German nightclub scene is incredible.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Now I saw this, It's incredible.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Have you been yes? Really?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: Like, I'm sorry since we're talking about it, the I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: want I was in Berlin and I saw a giant
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: security guard walk o over, walk over to a guy
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: who was passed out and put a blanket on him. Damn,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: isn't that crazy? That's not you like go for the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: whole weekend and it's just like nurturing fucking thing.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: I heard that if you bring out a phone. I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: heard a story that someone like brought out a phone
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: and someone else like they just send it. Like someone
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: and brought out a gun and they were like stands
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: the moment, the moment. I swear to God that that
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: was beautiful to Bergheim while you were there, did you?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Berghem is like the nightclub of the world. It's like
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: the most the hardest to get into. You have to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: wear like all black.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I went. I think that there might
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: be a couple of places like that, So I don't
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: want to say for sure that that's where I went,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: but I went to somewhere that fits that. It was sick.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: That's pretty sick incredible.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Is Reddible illegal out there?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Is it from out there? It's from Austria, Yeah, oh yeah, Austria.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Someone told me a while ago that red Bull was
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: illegal in Germany. Really yeah, like not I mean obviously
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: not like punishable by prison, but I think it was
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: just banned.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I think if you snuck a red Bull wouldn't be
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: that big of a deal.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: Dude. In Afghanistan there are children drinking red Bulls on
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: the street. One of the most like fascinating things like
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: three year old slamming a red Bull and it's like
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: a knockoff red Bull. The bull is the Chicago Bulls.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Bull really swear they call it red Bull?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Really is that even that? That is that even that bad? Though?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Because now it's like here, kids are slamming the fucking primes.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Those are like three hundred milligrams of caffeine.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Caffeine in it, oh so much.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: The canda is not this sport bottle ball, doesn't it?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that makes more sense.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: But even kids like slam like a frappuccino or some
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: ship like that, Yeah milkha style, dude.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: They must have Prime must have like bought the whatever,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: like they must have like thought some sort of contract
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: with like LaGuardia everywhere. You can't get red bull at
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: like Guardia anymore or Monster. It's all I gotta I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: got to get a fucking blue Raspberry Prime. They're good,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: but dude, they're too much caffeine. I was fucking shaking
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: on the plane.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: What did it do to your tongue?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Not much?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: I love.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really you drink the whole thing, bro. That thing
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: had me tweaking. I was tweaking off of that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: I do like them. I'm a sucker for the new products.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of am to top the new like Berry,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Like when it's like, oh, the.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Aaron Judge Prime.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of the same way. I'm always every time
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: I go to the store. I'm always just scoping out
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: like ship that just like no one's ever had before.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: I think I was maybe the first person to have
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: a poppy. I got them while they were handing them
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: out on the fucking water that They were like, what
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: the fuck is this? And I was like, six deep already,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: you gotta have one. They're great for your gut. Yeah,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: those things are good though, that's.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what could fix your microbiomes.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't think there's enough probiotics in it,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: or what is it pre biotics pre biotics, which I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: don't know what the fuck that means. I know, I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: think you're supposed to. It's the biotics that you're supposed
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: to have before.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like it makes sense.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: They just definitely just found a good way to sell
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: like a shitty knockoff cola.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like they're not they're also like locale,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: but it's all natural sweeteners.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, but what the fuck does that mean?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: I don't like the cola ones. The grape ones are
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: those when people try to break into the beverage market.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: It's the most saturated thing. The prime is a thing
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: blows my mind.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: They might have like Peter TiAl money or something.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: You gotta have billions of dollars.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: But then then it's just a question of how big
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: is your audience, right, because like Happy Dad is successful
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: as well, and you know, I'm more man myself, me too.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: But like even like high Noon working as well as
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: a date is like a miracle.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: But I mean, I'm going to give the nod to Dave.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but if he Noon came out like today, you
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: think it would still be as successful as it is now.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: You done with getting new drinks, they always say, I
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: think it's just hard Prime and Poppy happened, And you're like, okay,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: the same as, no one's buying stuff right now.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Around in like three years, the White Claw exploded, right exploded.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Nobody had made that. Yeah, really in a good product,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: A sparkling malt seltzer.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Nothing since yeah, I had like the actual spikes.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: And then high Noon came over the top and was like, well,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: we use real liquor. And that's when everyone's like, wait,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: we didn't get that malt was in this. It was malten.
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  Speaker 3: And then people are like, you know what malt is,
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  Speaker 3: that's what that's a ship that's in forties.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you're like, oh, that's why my stomachs
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  Speaker 6: so fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: Ye yeah, and I wonder I didn't feel good after
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: that wedding. And then everyone was like, that's the only
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: one that's got real liquor, and yeah, you know, that's
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: that's why they're so good and and they are amazing,
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  Speaker 3: and then other others were just too late to the game.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think other people are trying to trickle in, but
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to get You're right, it's hard to get
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  Speaker 1: in the game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, noons are great.
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  Speaker 1: People are I mean, yeah, they should make nas he
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  Speaker 1: just regular ice tea.
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  Speaker 5: They know, like a watermelon a high noon.
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  Speaker 6: Na are you? Are you off the wagon for life?
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  Speaker 6: What's up?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see you're riding it outa you look great.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: I don't really have any interest in drinking right now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. That's a weird realization when you take a break
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  Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, I was just doing this because
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: it was some weird habit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm enjoying myself
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: more not drinking, not feeling like shit all the time.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: What was your longest that you ever took not drinking?
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  Speaker 6: A couple of months and like you know, when you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: like go out to chill and like everybody's drinking and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: you just like have to drink. Like getting past a
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: week of not drinking, you suddenly realize that like not
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: drinking in that moment doesn't just crush your energy levels
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: and like, oh yeah make you depressed. It's like you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: have to like drink to like stay and it's not
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: even on some alcoholism shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like a social lubricant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. And then like you suddenly get past that
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, like I can be present and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: energetic without drinking. This actually feels way better. But then immediately,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: like a month later, I just like come home chill
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: with all my friends who get fucked up. And yeah,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: been drinking ever since, but it was a nice moment
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: I saw.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that, I remember when you were you didn't
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: drink for a long time.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: I took a little break while we were doing the show. Yeah,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: but I took a longer one when I was in LA.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: But it always feels nice to say love have I
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: didn't you try?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I would do the dry January?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: And I did dry January this year, and you did
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: like a week two weeks?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, made it two weeks. So the last year
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I did it and I made it like twenty eight
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: nine days.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: What was that joke you had in your special? It
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: was like dry January. It's like dry people do dry
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: January because of how much they party during December for
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: the holidays and everything. And if no, nothing November your joke?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: What no, this is yours? If no not novembery thing,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: then what's going on in October?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's great, that's a good joke. That's a nice job.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't do that, and it's not in anything I've
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: ever done.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: What are you talking?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Did send us that though it was it was for bits.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a really good bit. How many planes are
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: the Arabs crashing it into that Ramadan happens? Is that right? No,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: that's not it. I don't know if that's the right
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: follow up, because Ramadan is not a month of not
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: flying in planes.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just praying on the planes.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: People, there was like a video of a dude praying
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: on a plane and like the captin was like, what
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: would you do if you saw this?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I probably just like sit in my fucking seat.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Oh I had a guy pray next to me on
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: the plane. Yeah, And it was so interesting. I mean
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm truly sitting directly next to him and he is
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: trade table down to do the you know.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Makes a lot that thing.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he was just doing it straightforward and I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: looked out and the sun was like that way and
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think that's west.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: You're going the wrong way.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: I really had that feeling. I was like, in theory,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: he should be doing it to me, And he could have.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: He could have even though he was sitting forward, he
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: could have kind of done pivoted.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: You definitely would have given him like, oh thank you too.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Much too much.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: You should have said something.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: You must have seen tires.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: I can't help, but notice I should have said it
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: was long. It's a long. The prayer is long.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Should have woken him up today. Yeah, he's not asleep.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Pray Yeah, I bet they. I bet they fall asleep occasionally.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: It's like very when you're tired.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Up, you're real sleeping.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: You go down for a prayer, just crash out, pray
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: yourself to sleep. Maybe he was asleep. I've slept my
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: head up against the fucking tray.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: But he gets up and he goes back down, and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: then there's all kinds of movements to the prayer.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Christians pray. They pray themselves to sleep every night. They're
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: like make a list of people they want to pray for,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: and they just fucking knock themselves out. Christians in the
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: nineteen fifties.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: Praying that involves like moving around.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Not for me, that sounds nice. It's probably good for
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: your blood flow and your stretch. Like making salt is
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: probably good for your hamstrings and ship like that, your
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: lower back typness and stuff.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, people and bowing totally.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: People who live in South Asia who are used to
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: like shitting in a hole. They have like incredible hip flexibility.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: You just see an old dude crouched on the side
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: of the road. I'm like, I can't do that now, dude.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't. I can't do that. Yeah, I can't.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: I went to when I was in Wyoming, we had
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: to ship in the woods, and uh, my buddy is
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: goold ship in the woods. I couldn't squat that long.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: You need a log, Yeah, I tra off the log. Yeah,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: like onto the creek after eats the peaches.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to reread the Pacific.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna have I gotta watch that, and I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: gotta watch Masters of Air.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Same, well, I'll watch it. That's our homework, fellas. I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: gotta run to watch what happens live.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: For joy, Good luck, Julia, Thank you for coming on, dude,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Blast to pitch.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a funny. This is a really funny idea.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: What if we sold out all my shows on the Yeah, the.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: Funniest prank, dude, let's do it the boy dad bump.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come, I mean Columbus. Funny about October thirteenth, Hell yeah, hilarities.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: I think a couple weekends after you, guys.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Columbus is such a awesome city.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Thirty first, thirtieth and thirty first Hilarities and then also
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: Seattle October. I think that's pretty much. I've never been,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: dude to club has I heard? I've heard of really,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: I've heard.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: It's awesome.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful city, very metropolitan. There's like, I don't know,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: there's a nice area in Columbus. You'll find it and
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: everyone will find it when they come and see your
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: ass out there.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:22:12
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• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Hell yes, awesome.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: Thanks, thank you guys, thanks for having us.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: M