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NotE3 2022: Starfield Reveal, Forza Motorsport & Scorn · Multiple Nerdgasm

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oh I got super excited to record then forgot to say something um Welcome to
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our podcast multiple nasm I am Luke I am
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Matt this is Dan hi we should definitely coordinate that in future if we're going
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to do it we used to do it a long time ago we used to do that and we should do
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it every now and again like every five episodes we should maybe introduce
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ourselves again there's there's an opener that does introduce us that's
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true but it doesn't have our voices in it anymore yeah we should put those back
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probably I accidentally got soap in my urethra yeah I like the one where we
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swapped them but then that's only funny we did each others for for for people
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who listen consistently yeah yeah yeah cuz remember every episode could be
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someone's first that's right and we want to do it
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gently there's the intro welcome to
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multiple nerd GM with your hosts Matt
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Luke and Dan multiple nerdgasm your
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guide to All Things
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nerdy what's been going on um no oh not a lot except for like the Xbox Bethesda
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showcase I somehow woke up and watched last week oh you watched it in real time
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I I didn't you saw it before I did and it was on during the day for me I can't
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stay up that late anymore I've gotten old and I'm not a so I've just I just went
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to bed and go look I'll wake up and when I wake up I will watch it 3:5 I woke
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right up I went I'm going to watch it now yeah you know who's a morning person
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my daughter so that means I'm a morning person yeah and and not not a night
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person either cuz you can't do both otherwise I'm asleep by 9: now I have to
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be exactly because you know you're going to get woken up in a few hours yeah if I
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don't now that's on me well I've only got cats and I have my one cat that will
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sleep with me in bed and will make me sleep in longer because she'll ler with
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me under the covers cold and it makes it very hard to get out of bed mhm my cats
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wake me up uh Atlas will just meow like until I wake up but Grim will jump up
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and he does this thing where he just puts his nose on me and kind of like
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rubs his wet nose and it's like he knows that's like the most annoying thing he
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could possibly is just put this little wet nose on me and
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kind CU I'm like evolved they've evolved the skill
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of annoyance yeah it's like the most annoying thing well I I now sleeping
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later than my dog ah so what happens is my baby will wake first she'll cry I'll
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get up quietly so I don't wake up my wife or my dog I'll go and get my
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daughter up have her breakfast you know have a little play and then about an an
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hour to an hour and a half later my dog and wife will come out
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together decad my dog will not get out of bed until Jenna does like even if I
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if I say de come you want some breakfast you want some food he's like we're in
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bed yeah like what are you doing this is my time M okay go play with the cats and
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the baby that's right this is your time
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morning person yeah he's ridiculous so l your house I know your wife's the
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boarding person she's the early one yes yes yeah she she'll be up and at the gym
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at like 5:00 a.m. mhm yeah wow did she go to bed oh she does go to bed early I
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I asked and then I remember that I already know that yeah oh why do you
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know that Matt that's a bit suspicious because uh because when we used to do
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this in the evenings she was already asleep when we recorded this podcast
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that's how I know probably best probably best well she's not like uh who is it um
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Dave Batista or one of the you know there's people who say like they go to
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bed at 3:00 a.m. and wake up at 5:00 a.m. and I'm like that can't be true
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they're full of [ __ ] surely that's not true it's it's not doable unless you're
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living your life on coke and speed yeah I think The Rock The Rock makes some odd
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claims about his he says he needs 45 minutes of sleep at night yeah yeah that
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can't be true yeah but it's it's not true to have a body like
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that you are not you're not running off drugs I mean he does have to work out 20
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23 hours a day so that is true but they don't say that muscle's not built in the
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gym it's built while you sleep after you've been at the gym right that's why Luke's so
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buff yeah he gets plenty of rest yeah he
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has prioritized that sleep mhm oh don't get me wrong I like my sleep too it's
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just a privilege I've been deprived of in recent years yes EXA don't worry you
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you'll be able to do it again in another 22 years when they move out mhm mhm some
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days some days it's 7 and it's fine but but a lot of the time recently it's like
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5:30 6:00 in the morning and it's like maybe if I just why they what do they
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got to do she'll stop crying and go back to sleep for an hour but but probably
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not stop entertaining them at this time yeah that's the
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problem throw some food at them in the crib walk away and don't
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engage I'll be back in a sensible time no but then you're already up Luke you
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might as well just stay up if you if you're getting up oh by the way L's gone
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past the stage where she'll eat anything and she's now starting to become picky
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to the point where she'll literally just take things and like put them aside and
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like even she'll take take a mouthful of like of uh what did I give her the other
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day I don't know but there was some um uh squash like like you know like
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zucchini squash in there and then so she put a few things in her mouth and then
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she got this look on her face like something's wrong spat the whole lot out
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this is not delicious kind of moved it around a bit and went there it is took
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the squash put it aside and then just shov the rest back in and she was like
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there we go that's better no that's good yeah yeah yeah I mean I don't blame her
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squash is disgusting so she's learned that that's good you've taught her a
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good lesson a valuable lesson yeah I was I know who I
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caned yeah yeah yeah that's otherwise I'm going to have to eat it yeah now she
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did used to eat anything not So Much Anymore yeah there was a day last week
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where H was at a in the office all day and then at a work function in the
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evening and so I I had all three meals with and and Harper and I and Charlie my
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dog all ate the same thing for three meals same breakfast same lunch same
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dinner so a there you go isn't that cute that's how I do it when it's when it's just
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me what can we all have yeah yeah because otherwise you'll just have to
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pick the bits of zucchini out as well yeah or I'm just I'm just there eating
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baby mush you know so she might as well eat what I eat cuz that's that's the
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only alternative yeah so Xbox Bethesda showcase Luke
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obviously this is your thing so you want to talk us through it
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mhm um highlights I just find it funny that highlights is we finally got to see
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Starfield mhm and were you impressed aren happy about that I was impressed a
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lot of people are not okay are they unhappy about the Thousand planets you
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get to explore yes the customized ship you get to build and
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fly fully customizable characters is I
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got excited even in the comments people were going this is just no man Sky yes
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yes they're calling it no man Skyrim sure so I did think it was odd but no
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man sky was great so yeah that's well eventually no man Sky became great
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eventually but even then like I went back and played no man's Sky recently um
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there's it's the story is not there you have to really go looking for and so if
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this is no man's sky with a story that's great I'm with that it's not no man's
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Sky though because this world is constructed like Skyrim and so one one
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of the things that people were saying that I I that also popped into my head
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was like okay there's a thousand planets how much stuff is on those planets is on
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those planets or are you going to land and it's just like Barren Wasteland and
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then you kind of have to find the the two settlements that are on the planet
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the one thing that's there yeah I mean this is a video game matter not real
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life so I mean I temper your expectations no I know but the thing is
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like no man's sky right when you fly to a planet there's [ __ ] everywhere but
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it's procedurally generated right so but there's nothing actually do no but but
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that's the thing though there is because the game is collecting resources right
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it's not Skyrim no man is not that kind of game like when you fly to a planet
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this the stuff that there is to do is there because it's built around the idea
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that it's just you know collecting trees shoot trees you are right and I hope
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that they do give you a little indication of where I should land if I
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don't want to explore the Wilderness and I just want to go straight towards with
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Skyrim if you're just wandering through Woods forever in Skyrim what's the
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[ __ ] point of that like you need people to talk to and punch in the face
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and look and I think this is where it's going to be you you don't have to to me
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you're not going to have to go to a thousand planets to finish the game cuz
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if you look at Skyrim sky there's a very direct path there's a very direct path
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from start you only do one planet a day but you get you get distracted yes like
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Skyrim you get distracted for that you get distracted by things the actual
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story isn't really that long when you look at it but it's the the other stuff
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that you do and I think that's going to be the same for Starfield is if you just
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want to play the game and go to five planets you'll finish the game but if
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you want to go and get the sh hey I've got this delivery to go to this planet
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you get there and then it's you're going to meet other people and I think it's
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going to be a bit like that but if you just want to play the story go for it
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but I think so when plan boring Skyrim right Skyrim is set in a
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small area on a planet right and there's so much [ __ ] to do on one planet yeah
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yeah exactly so like you know a thousand times the area of sky is one planet a
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th000 times that is 1,000 Planet that's not how much content there's going to be
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it's there's not it's not possible no and that's why they're bringing in the
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whole Base building and the mining and the resourcing and I think it's going to
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be a bit of like Star Citizen thrown in there like you can there's just going to
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be like contracts where you can go and hunt down Pirates and there's going to
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be smuggling and there's going to be just also said people who like that I
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don't want to be spoiled for content but that was kind of the problem with
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Fallout 4 I found as well was that you could focus on too many different ways
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to play the game that's what it's you know like if you if you spend some time
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building the base and building a community and getting
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your well see the good thing about it is though is you don't have to do that no I
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know that you didn't have to do Fallout 4 to but just the fact that it was there
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and I would get hung up on on building or hung up on community building or
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something like that and then go but that but that's you you don't that have nothing to
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do and I'm not really complaining I enjoyed it but they have to devote hours
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to to to working on that stuff right it's like I was saying like if if you if
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you have like you've got a bucket of time that you're spending on this game
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on I I would prefer they spend those hours completely on all the things I
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like which is obviously not going to happen but then the more and more things
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that they like we're going to have this we're going to have this we're going to
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have this we're going to have this and that the bucket is just getting wider
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and wider and and the amount of time they're spending on the things that I'm
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actually going to be doing is less and less and that's what I'm worried about
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is that that like yeah they're going to have stuff that I like but how much of
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it and how like how long did they spend on it you know well mat I
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think at the moment I'm going to trust
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Bethesda because when was the last bad
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Bethesda game I played well hold on I know even when they're buggy they're
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still pretty good ex like even for that 7 six with it being like multiplayer why
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you have to remind me about that actually a no no no but that was
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actually a bad game wasn't a good game though was it was it we we hardly played
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it they were trying they were trying something new no but here's that's what
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I was going to say because you mentioned Fallout you mentioned Skyrim and in this
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showcase there was some content for Fallout and for Skyrim that got me
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excited as soon as I heard the music and saw the imagery and then it's Fallout 76
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in Skyrim online and it's like I I don't I don't care about these make me a new
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[ __ ] game in an interview with Todd how what they are they're making
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Starfield come to and don't get me wrong I'm excited about that but then to is
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brought to you by Bethesda you're going to get Skyrim six
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and then after that you're going to get Fallout five Elder SC do you ever get
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the feeling M that Luke's being paid under the table I this this today yeah I
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have several times they do not need to pay me under the table I'm doing this for free
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um they have said one thing though and I don't know if this will disappoint you
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gentlemen um I know it'll disappoint you Matt um you can't just take off from one
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planet and fly in real time to one of the Thousand other planets oh you can't
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when did they say that it's a loading screen between landing and takeoff and
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take off and Ian say they didn't say it in the presentation I just read that in
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follow-up interviews I think that was everyone's question could I just exist in this in
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this world flying around in the spaceship so you can just do that flying
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but it was a battle that they showed you right yeah right you got to be able to
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fly on the planet I think like in atmosphere but I think there's a loading
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screen that's what I was assume as well by what I've heard although who knows
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cuz what Matt really wants is just to fly off into the black void until he's
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dead well I don't know that I do though Dan because that's what I'm saying is
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that like that's that's no man's Sky which doesn't have a lot of the role
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play stuff that I like about Skyrim like maybe I don't you have to play yourself
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when right the outer worlds doesn't have that stuff and and I don't want it in
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there because I know if they spend all their time [ __ ] around with that
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they'll mess the story up you know like you said Luke no man's sky has no story
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cuz you it's too hard cuz what could the story be yeah with this
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random generated World there is a story but it's so hard
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toyy I found M you spend around talking to random
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aliens learning a word yeah I'll try not to say Lucy gooy and they're just
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speaking gibberish at you yeah racist I
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was going to say racist against giblings I also I love I love the fact
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that video games have come so far now that we're like all you do is [ __ ]
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fly around and explore space and meet Aliens and learn their language and all
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this stuff I'll remind you about the [ __ ] games we played as a kid that
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had to just [ __ ] just take it and like if I want to fly around in an
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infinite World I'll play No Man's Sky I game that came out 5 years ago I'm not
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interested in that anymore yeah and if I want to be in
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space and play a story I'll just go and play [ __ ] uh out of Worlds again like
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yeah is very good good it is very good I've been upset I didn't announce
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outter worlds too but they know this everything single game they did announce
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was coming out in the next 12 months they did announce out of world to last
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year or the year before they just specifically said they're only showing
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games that you will be able to play in the next year which is a big call for
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some of it is yeah yeah like there is uh there were a lot of games actually I
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mean we've talked about the we've talked about the the highlights but there's
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there was kind of a few other things that I thought looked quite interesting
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too that scorn looks interesting and kind of disgusting that that gque that
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didn't pretty didn't do anything very Gyer esque yeah to the point where I
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thought perhaps that was an alien franchise game until it wasn't it
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revealed it wasn't he he's he's died so I don't know whether they just you know
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bought some IP off him of his estate or that's just kind of they're just
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inspired by it but yeah it looks very intense from that perspective very body
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horror red fall looked interesting I I don't know if it's necessarily for me
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but I thought it looked okay yeah um
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plag tale rayum um interesting and I
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loved plague tale innocence um it annoys me though that they're back like I don't
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know if you felt this Luke but after all I [ __ ] went through to get rid of those
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rats they're just back they're just back well I I just find it I I would have
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liked him to maybe have done a different story that's what I thought to the same
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characters the same yeah but I mean because it's we sort of we finished
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their story yeah it really wrapped up didn't it yeah yeah he could control
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rats and everyone's happy yeah and I'm and I'm sure that they'll work that into
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the story so that it's continuity but at the same time it's like it's going to
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annoy me that I'm [ __ ] creeping around again yeah and but evidently
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there is a thing cuz they're a bit older now and he does he doesn't like her
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murdering people okay so EV there's a conflict or something there in the
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conversations they have like just cuz remember in the first one she doesn't
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really kill anyone she certainly destroys lamps around people so that
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swarms of killer rats go towards them and eat
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them M
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yeah but yeah no this time she's like outright like she's got a crossbow now
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like just swing I Columbo would conict I'm looking forward to it yeah that's
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right he'd get it to confess too wouldn't he yeah just one last thinging for thing about
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rats yeah um I'm looking forward to um Forza
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yeah that that looks beautiful looks absolutely beautiful doesn't it they
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might even check that out of where the two cars were coming down together and
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you know one car was reflected in the just the the sheen off the other car and
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I was just like that's [ __ ] impressive yeah and with your new
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interest you might actually enjoy yeah for motorspot a bit more I
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like I like forter Horizons more than I
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like the other bit more arcadey whereas and the races are a bit quicker whereas
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fors and Motorsport they are Horizon reminds me of that Need for Speed game
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that was kind of like that where you could drive around the city and street
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race and stuff like that I like that game too they're there's a new new new
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for Speed game not new for Speed it's uh Test Drive Unlimited oh that's that was
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the game you're talking about there's a new test drive coming out but I think
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it's been P year and you're going to be driving around uh the new one is I think
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you're driving around uh island in Hawaii or something so it's got the
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whole entire Island mapped out and H guys where is let's do that let's go to
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Hawaii and rent supercars for a week [ __ ] love to do that I'm mean a
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[ __ ] it's halfway it's halfway just have to find some bitters where is this Forza
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set just did it did they say I don't remember oh this one the for cuz this F
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this is already out oh wait so yeah sorry sorry sorry forter motor
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Motorsport isn't set anywhere in particular that's not set that's that's
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you're going to race in real race tracks all over the world that's right that's
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why so I'm not quite sometimes the tracks change a little bit but they're
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pretty much the same cuz I do I think they license the tracks out m cuz five
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just came out that's set in Mexico and that's also I mean that's already a
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beautiful game like yes when you play these do you play Just with your
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controller yes yeah Luke do you still have your wheel yes it's it's right
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there it's right there next to him yeah I should get one I have the F1 game too
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which I've played a bit but it's yeah I
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should get a wheel uh yeah yeah the wheel does make it a lot more wheel you
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got the pedals you're going to want the whole thing you're going to want theel Logitech
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g920 all right can't go wrong with Logitech it's it's not a super expensive
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one like some of the ones you can get
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it's but it's logy not super
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expensive I I I I don't know I don't
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look at that yeah he needs it he gets it he asks Hannah for the money and he buys
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it yeah a nonexpensive one will not have false feedback I'm I'm not sure Luke
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does do that I think Luke finds it easier to ask for forgiveness than
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permission and I think he just buys things and then says I'm sorry it's not my
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fault I hit pay now I didn't know what that meant paid yeah I didn't know it
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was going to do that when I entered my credit card so a couple of other things
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that I thought looked good uh that surprised me arc 2 looks quite good and
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I never [ __ ] got into Arc but this looks good and so now I'm thinking like
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maybe I should look at it yeah I don't yeah that's just a Arc was just a
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survival game yeah I don't mind surviv play quite a few survival games this is
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Survival game with Dinosaurs
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man um so I I I didn't really enjoy it
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um I just ended up getting the cheats and just getting all the achievements
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and logging off because it's not my type of game just to spend hours and hours
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and hours he used the word I would like to like to yeah
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not guide cheats cheats he cheated yeah you can you're a
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cheat cuz you you could just use like the console commands to like oh no no no
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we know we know what you mean by that Luke it's just that in the past you've
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been very very careful to not use the word cheat when you've said that but
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look if you do want to if you do think AR 2 looks good you can give AR one or
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try on Game Pass yeah oh okay I might I might I mean I don't have a TV or Xbox
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right now because I'm Hotel just deflecting I know right he's good at
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that he's very good at that not only that but he's like he's like oh if
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you're if you're interested in this game on on Game Pass also brought to you I
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know yeah it's just yeah I saw him just take a little envelope from someone off
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camera what's with that I think Game Pass is Great Value again who's passing
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you these envelopes is that is that Bill Gates in your closet I don't he's it is
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he's vaccinating him guys I must admit I've become a little
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bit nostalgic recently for the time that we had our Minecraft server and I've
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been thinking about getting giving Minecraft another go but I just know it
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won't be the same cuz I won't be playing with you guys um but this Minecraft
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legance looks okay yeah what if that's exactly I was like but what if I
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was you know Minecraft Legends looks interesting when it first came up and it
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said a new game from Mojang I was like oh they're doing something different and
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then it was and then I was well okay it looks exactly the same that different oh
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it but then I thought oh it looks enough different enough that maybe you could
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just say that that's just their Style no it's m it's Minecraft it's it's a
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Minecraft game it's just not the game Minecraft yeah that's right uh more
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story looks interesting but the thing that I thought out of all of these in
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the Showcase that I thought yep that's for me did you did you guys see the last
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case of Benedict Fox yes a nice little catic scroller I was like man I'm all
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over this little Metro Metroid Vania lovecrafting hor
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game right there yes yeah that's not for me no no but I'm
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going
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men no anyone over 6 foot not for
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me uh you get to fly uh what that Halo thing what's that ship called you get to
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fly that pelic in what what's it called a pelican actually flight Sim looks okay
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it looks quite nice I I'm not going to play it but when they showed the footage
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of the of it I was like that's that's beautiful and then they showed the Halo
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thing and it went up into space and I was like I might try
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that just to look out at the endless voice I could fly the Pelican right now
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I I I sort of I don't quite understand what's the difference between the
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Microsoft flight simulator we have now yeah M and Microsoft simulator it's
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coming out later in the year uh it's the 40th anniversary
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edition yeah but is it CU I know having more but is it got a Halo add-on what
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more do you want [ __ ] spoiled yeah the Halo addon I play now
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in the normal Microsoft flight simulator so flight simulator now cuz it's been
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years since I've even paid attention to this you can still do other things that
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aren't a plane glider [ __ ] hang glider helicopter etc etc yeah there you
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go no I think that's only new one okay well that's the difference hang on yeah
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but no because in this one you can get the Halo aircraft oh they get
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helicopters later I can see that in this article yep helicopters
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gliders aircraft carrier I think I think that's in the that's a boat well the
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Hella carrier does Dan I'll stop you there maybe it's okay no no you're right
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you're I stand corrected uh I believe that was destroyed mat oh you're right
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yeah yeah you're right I've played
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theight and it's great but it's also
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pretty boring M yeah it's certainly not for me but but but you are the kind of
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nerd that would get some kind of kicks out of that well at least you would have
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been back in the day when you played for fun some kind of achievements out cuz
26:47
there are people who play this I do remember you playing bus driver
26:50
simulator at one point or truck driver simulator I I've been playing a lot of bus
26:56
simulators desert bus yeah but I don't know if you I've watched some YouTube
27:01
channels where there are people who like play Flight Simulator for like real so
27:06
they'll be someone in the a the flight controller and they have to call out
27:10
call in response to hey I'm going here this is my and they get approval for
27:14
take off and that's cool people take it really seriously do you guys know that
27:18
the guy that was flying the Malaysia plane that crashed they found flight Sim
27:25
on his computer and he had flown out into the middle of the [ __ ] ocean
27:31
in that before that fateful flight I did not know that looks like I don't believe
27:37
one word of this looks like no I think it's just one of those stories he
27:42
probably just flew off the edge of the world you would have hit the wall mat
27:45
you can't fly off the edge no no in a it's a wall it's a dome
27:51
you can fly over the oh it's a dome no I'm going to find the one Luke that that
27:56
says that the closer you get the the more the incline and and the slower you
28:00
go so you actually don't realize you're going slower because of Relativity but
28:04
you're not getting any closer to the end that's great speaking of people playing games
28:10
online I was I'm I've been investigating twitch this week I've jumped on Twitch
28:16
just to have investigating no no okay that's a nice eism if ever I've heard
28:21
one so there's a I I got there's a YouTube video by a guy so I was looking
28:24
into this Diablo Immortal stuff which we can talk about a little bit if you want
28:28
later but so oh yeah I do want to talk about that so I there was a guy on
28:32
YouTube got a had a great video about Diablo Immortal and that and so I
28:35
started looking on his stuff on Twitch and then twitch you know it's comes up
28:39
it's like recommended stuff like that and then in the recommendations right
28:42
pops up amarath right who we've talked about before she's on everyone's
28:49
recommendation and so I was like fine she in a pool what's she up to yeah she
28:54
was she was in a hot tub right and and and then so it's just her just just
29:01
talking to the chat while she's in a bikini a little bikini in the in the hot
29:05
tub and I was like okay like it's fine I
29:09
mean I'm jerking off but no I mean like I'm not enjoying it but like she makes
29:16
so much money and I was like all I that's just yeah fine so I close out of
29:21
there and then now every time I open up Twitch it's just like half the
29:25
recommendations are just girls doing that like mhm and it's like you can just make
29:32
a ton of money doing that if you're a hot girl I guess that's so weird well you got to
29:37
dedicate the time to it you got to like they really do lean into it oh this is
29:43
what I was going to point out too is right so yes she was in in a hot tub for
29:46
a bit right but then she did this thing and I've noticed in my research that
29:49
they all do this where she's like I'm going to go get changed into the next
29:54
bikini cuz I guess they have people buy them stuff on Amazon and send it and
29:57
then they wear so she'll go offen right and she won
30:02
come back on screen for a very long time in fact she'll to people and and they
30:06
all do this from what I've seen most of the time they're not even on screen
30:11
they're just talking to you from really from off screen and it's I'm like this
30:14
is so intentional it's like yeah wow well and you got all those guys that I'm
30:21
going to wait come back on screen come back this ad break and then they play
30:26
like 500 ads and then and then they come back and then they like anyway I
30:32
was it's all so weird and scammy unfortunately to me it's like a a more
30:39
accessible only fan so you don't have the stigma of more disgusting but if you
30:46
can I'm not saying it's bad thing I'm just saying go for it but yeah it's very
30:51
manipulative from what I saw except that the people that view it know they're
30:55
being manipulated like they they're all in yeah yeah yeah oh unfortunately some of them
31:01
don't well there's always some that don't sure
31:06
yeah I used to remember when Matt used to watch coffee time every afternoon
31:10
yeah she's on Twitch too I mean she's clothed and she is does she yeah no
31:16
she's just clothed playing video games but she's on there yeah no that's good
31:19
yeah fair fair um but I used to remember that she'd mentioned you know off hand
31:25
like oh it's a bit cold today and and they'd be [ __ ] die hard fans typing
31:30
in the comments being like Oh yeah you warm I'll send you a jumper like there
31:34
are yeah always people that just get a little bit too into that's why this this
31:39
the one thing like I said this thing where they they're like oh you buy me
31:42
something on Amazon I'll wear it on the stream it's like and then I mean it's
31:48
not like well you donate enough money and I'll write your name on my arm yeah
31:52
yeah I saw go on the board yeah that's that's one too actually actually yeah
31:56
and I wondered too is I didn't see this but wondered if they did this where
31:59
they'd be like well I'm not going to walk on screen until I get x amount of
32:04
donations I haven't seen anyone do that you might not be allowed to do that kind
32:06
of stuff cuz I was like surely they're going to pull that one like yeah that
32:11
one that one seems like you're not going to see me until you know I get the X
32:16
amount of money but but yeah they do have like the which pool toy do you want
32:20
and where do you want this sounds like an 80s Japanese game show yeah it's look
32:27
I I think think I think it's one of those things that people need to be
32:30
careful with it because it's it's not a job for life but the thing that's so OD
32:36
about is right is that like yeah I'm like we've talked about this right
32:40
amaranth she's fine she's pretty but like yeah she's just it's a girl in a
32:44
bikini like what I I mean I get it but I don't get it you know what's the fuss
32:50
about it's cuz she's talking to me mat she's talking right to me she's not like
32:55
I don't know it's it's go to a strip club I didn't even
32:58
if I pay her money yeah and I guess just realized that these kids aren't old
33:04
enough to go to strip clubs and that's probably even worse makes it even worse
33:07
I've just Googled her I don't I don't think she's that pretty honestly mean
33:12
she's conventionally attractive she is she's got big tits and she's pretty like
33:17
she I I know what you mean right she's not you know I don't know I just
33:21
wouldn't waste any time on
33:25
this I get it going [ __ ] devastated when she hears this week's episode yeah
33:31
I know right she's going to wipe the tears away with her millions of dollars
33:36
two each their own yeah no don't no no no I just yeah worry cuz some people see
33:43
the top streamers like her and I can do that and there are people who go and
33:46
will make a bit of money but sure like that she's going to make enough money to
33:50
set her up for the rest of her life like she's making she's investing in businesses she's
33:56
fine right from what I've I've from those articles we've seen in the past
34:01
like yeah she's not she knows what she's doing that's why I kind of have sort of
34:05
respect in that sense just enough to do
34:09
it full-time as a job but this is this whole fed's going to go away at some
34:13
stage and there are going to be people who have now have no money saved cuz
34:18
they' been living off what they be getting and they're sort of doesn't I
34:22
don't think twitch streamer looks good on a resume what he been doing for the
34:27
last 5 years I've been sitting in a bathtub on Twitch I I teased young boys
34:32
on the internet so that they would give me money you could say that about anyone
34:36
in the sex industry and this this is the sex industry for sure you could say that
34:40
about porn stars where you've got certain ones that create Brands around
34:44
themselves invest in other things expand their brand and their repertoire and
34:50
make a career out of a a a very shortlived window so that they can then
34:55
retire or um pivot into something else and then you've got people who just go
35:00
into it take lot of% of them yeah that's right but but
35:04
like any industry I mean you could say that about stock Brokers too you know if
35:07
you if you go in and you do it well then you can get out of it very very far
35:11
ahead and if you don't then you've just blown it all on a Lamborghini and
35:16
blow which you want to blow you want to blow on blow and Lamborghinis I want to blow a
35:22
Lamborghini yeah I going want to get blown in a
35:25
Lamborghini by Amaro
35:30
I'm sure that's a tear I'm sure but I
35:33
Matt I do know your pain in that twitch recommendation now after just clicking
35:39
on her once yeah or it'll just be all tits Now Matt yeah no I did
35:44
the she's always on her recommendation yeah yeah because she's so popular it's
35:49
she's like one of the number one channels so it makes sense right but yes
35:52
but now that I've clicked on her twitch some algorithm somewhere is like he
35:55
likes tits which I know what you like yeah they're not wrong but that's not
35:59
what I'm on Twitch for you know what I mean I dare to watch game play I would
36:04
watch people play games in chat if she was on Twitch right in a micro bikini in
36:10
the hot tub playing [ __ ] I don't know no man's sky or something then I'd
36:16
probably be slightly more interested but like I don't know it's just so inane
36:21
like oh hey thanks how are you today long did you
36:26
watch it no I not no because I I I was like No And I closed it because I was
36:32
yeah so not I didn't do the most in-depth research but I I also don't get
36:37
how people can watch it for so long because it is just the same thing just
36:42
repeated it was kind of boring like and yeah I know it's a girl in a bikini but
36:46
like I you know you can go to the beach and see a girl in a bikini like how long
36:51
can you stare at that for yeah yeah but also like it's also coming
36:56
like do like when she's doing like I don't know dude if you go to the beach just to look
37:02
at chicks you should feel weird about that's what I'm saying though even on
37:05
even on Twitch right even just just clicking on it I was like I feel a bit weird but
37:11
like I'm curious like what is this what is what is going on
37:17
here what if Jenna comes in yeah I look
37:20
I think she do when she does the ASMR oh she does it like she do the ASMR
37:27
where she stands there and she'll do like the tapping on the microphone stuff
37:29
but what she does why she's doing that she's watching something she's either
37:34
watching another stream or she's watching a movie or she's reading a book
37:37
like she she's not invested in everything she's doing 100% she said
37:41
people are going to watch me tap this and say word every day again I'm just
37:44
going to watch this mov so weird I mean
37:49
good honor I guess reing it in but do you guys remember I mean the long before
37:54
twitch when YouTube only had about five people on it back in like
37:59
2004 there were a couple of these girls who there was one I remember she she was
38:05
like this emo scene girl and she had pink hair M you might remember
38:09
her and she would just read children's books she would just get on every day
38:14
and read a little kids book I don't remember that she had [ __ ] thousands
38:17
of men tuning in listening to a read and then The Very Hungry Caterpillar take
38:23
the leaf like did I will say this is one of the things that a lot of the
38:29
companies do is they basically build their success off people like that like
38:35
if you look and then when they get to a certain level they go we don't want to
38:40
be associated with you anymore like we're big enough that we've got this but
38:43
now we want to be family so we want to push that to the side and focus more on
38:48
this type of stuff like Instagram I think used to be a lot
38:53
more like girls and bikinis stuff like that but now they're trying to redirect
38:58
from that um YouTube did that Instagram is literally just cars and Lego I think
39:04
a lot of people yeah a lot of companies s build off the sex work industry and
39:09
then try and distance themselves from it when they they think they're big enough
39:13
to get away from it which it's a bit wrong but I don't like it when it goes
39:16
the other way like twitch I think was already good and then it turned into
39:21
what it did today and well like you could say the same about only fans that
39:26
was set up for people who had like bands and you wanted to be able to buy
39:29
T-shirts from them they got known for yeah yeah and then but they to Pivot a
39:35
little bit they did try to Pivot away with like you can't make money off if
39:39
you're doing this anymore you can't make money off it and then they Backtrack on
39:41
that yeah because they lose all their because people found loopholes anyway
39:44
well and then they lose all the the money makers off the platform cuz you
39:48
know that's that's what people are there for and to be clear I'm not saying more
39:54
amaran and and all all those all is she for real though does she just do
40:00
it from her home because I know that uh assume that's where she is but I I know
40:04
a guy in Singapore who actually has a company where he produces several YouTube
40:10
um influencers I guess you would call with channels but he just has a studio
40:15
with bedroom sets and cameras and lighting I know a few of them have like
40:20
and they go in like it's a job every day and they just record they read their
40:23
lines and you'd never know there are a few of them that sort of do have like
40:28
the shared space right mhm like they like it's a shared house and they do
40:33
have like just got the room and they'll pop up in each other's videos over now
40:36
and again they sort of that does that's just like but that's just like if we you
40:42
know had lived well we did live together through various through various
40:46
iterations of that if we had been twitch streamers at that time well we would
40:50
have all lived together too like but look it's brain fed guest starring on my
40:54
channel exactly right because we're in the same [ __ ] house anyway work mate
40:57
I'm just walking past except my work sitting in a hot tub talking to hot you
41:04
know hot young women on the internet who want to look at my manly body while I'm
41:07
wearing a little that's right banana hammock yeah if you buy me a new pair of
41:11
board shorts on my Amazon Wish List I we whatever Le so not fair I have
41:16
a dad bod and I'm not a dad yeah yeah I know I I got an
41:23
excuse yeah yeah yeah does does does my fur baby K whoa I thought he was
41:29
pointing at his dick um I think he was and he my first Father's Day present was
41:34
actually a beer mug that said working on my dad bod print on it nice it's
41:40
Father's Day this this weekend in America it's different different day
41:45
yeah I'm not a very good son you're not my son Luke we've been through
41:52
this you still won't admit it man after all these years you still won't admit it speaking
41:58
of take ODIP of me can we talk about Obi-Wan quickly I need to complain some
42:03
more seen the last episode I tried to watch this episode three that you all
42:07
[ __ ] raved about and I find it boring as [ __ ] and turned it off Zack br's
42:12
character turned me off so much I'm just not going to watch so you haven't okay
42:15
so you haven't seen neither of you have seen episode five Zack Bren SC the [ __ ]
42:19
out of it mate I don't care I'm not watching it I don't like it there's just
42:23
so many things in this show that are like little weird like I I don't want to
42:28
think that it's just lazy writing but I don't know what else explains it like
42:32
because you watched okay so you watched the bit with Zack BR Zack BR Z Zack BR
42:37
was that truck driver right that turned them in Luke at the checkpoint oh yes
42:41
yes I like I quite a like like that that scene right did you watch you watched
42:45
all that scene through to the end where he he knocks out all the guards and all
42:48
that kind of stuff and then Obi-Wan shoots the gate and then there's a wide
42:53
shot and it shows that the gate well you could have just walked around
42:58
right there every episode has like 12 or or 15 things like that where I'm like
43:04
the [ __ ] is that about feel so small and like honestly they must have only bought
43:09
three Stormtrooper suits because you only ever see three in any [ __ ] shot
43:15
there's a bit in this latest episode right and this is just a small thing
43:18
where they're they're kind of they're in in the rebel I'm calling them Rebels I
43:22
don't know what they're actually called at this point but I'm assuming they'll
43:24
become the the Rebellion right so they're in the base and EMP like like
43:28
they're waiting for Darth Vader to get there right and the third sister's
43:31
outside R whatever her name is is outside with the Storm Troopers and
43:35
they're like they they're bunk it in they can't get out and then Obi-Wan says
43:40
tell the third sister I wish to speak with her he says this to one of the
43:43
other rebel guys and then it cuts and a stormtrooper walks up behind her and
43:48
tells her and then it cuts back and then Obi-Wan still standing there with that
43:52
guy and I was like the [ __ ] just happened like who transmitted that
43:58
message to that Stormtrooper and how like what I'm just
44:02
supposed to ignore that like that so lazy I I haven't seen that can't I can
44:09
explain the gates sort of being where they could just walk around it go on I
44:13
don't know why they don't just walk around it but the gate being there does
44:16
make sense no no I'm not complaining about the gate the gate does make sense
44:20
and the gate would have made sense if he was going to use the truck but he
44:23
doesn't use the truck truck yes Yeahs over that I completely Ag and then so we
44:30
can walk through probably set off an alarm what oh nonsense I think part of
44:37
the problem is I don't think it's lazy writing I think it's because they have
44:41
to pay so much attention to other stuff to try not and break Cannon and try and
44:46
make it fit in with old cartoons and stuff that they have to focus didn't have to make
44:52
this that they that gets caught up there and I think that's why
45:57
Star Wars movie to come out you know since probably the original
46:02
movies mhh and that yes Darth Vader and stuff is it but it's new characters it's
46:08
a new story it's not uh he's this person's origin and this is this
46:12
person's origin and this how this person joined it's it's different it's look
46:17
I'll still stand by I I think the force awakens is a very good movie and I think
46:22
as a kind of a soft reboot and a reintroduction into the franchise it it
46:26
did its job very very well it's just unfortunate that they
46:31
completely invalidated everything in it
46:34
in the Last Jedi and then R conned everything back to a water down version
46:41
of it for the Last Jedi just really it goes back to just letting I still don't
46:48
know how they didn't like when they brought it and making new Trilogy that
46:51
they didn't have that Trilogy maed out that they just let whoever was coming in
46:55
y you get to write whatever you want like it's would you not tie it all in
47:00
together and have it planned out to begin with yeah and I still
47:06
think Ryan Johnson could have fixed it by just
47:11
having Luke trying to get away from good and dark Like There's No Light No dark
47:17
jedite there's just the force it's great that would have been a new Direction
47:22
instead of no no we have to go back to the old ways again which they don't get
47:27
laid then something just occurred to me and maybe I've missed something or maybe
47:32
this is something from Canon that you can explain
47:35
but why did Obi-Wan literally just
47:40
disintegrate when he died like most people become Force ghosts but there was still
47:47
a did still body no Yoda dis as a body
47:52
yeah that's true yeah yeah they never really explained that they said they
47:57
were going to explain it in the prequels but they never
48:00
did I think it's um the way you die like
48:06
if you look Yoda and Obi-Wan I suppose Luke does too doesn't he in one with the
48:10
force yep oh they all knew they were ready to accept at time but when Quon
48:17
yeah Quon was still fighting and he got
48:21
expect to die so but but he knew the way of how to but yeah everyone else was yep
48:28
take me now I'm going now such a [ __ ] way for Luke to go what
48:33
Frank Lelo wants to hear take me now he doesn't care if he hears it or
48:39
not man he's not listening he's not listening he's just
48:44
improving yes
48:47
and all I'm hearing is yes
48:51
and yeah well um Star Wars there's a new game coming up next week before we MO
48:56
move on that I think you guys might be interested in go
49:01
on Blade Runner coming out next week the
49:06
remake of that old Blade Runner game oh is that what this
49:11
is I love that old Blade Runner game I do love that old blade Run game old old
49:15
Blade Runner game that article might be something different I just know that the
49:18
achievements have been released and it's coming out in the 23rd on remake or
49:22
remaster Blade Runner enhanced Edition enhanced Edition oh okay
49:27
here you go mhm this article says there's a new Blade Runner game in
49:31
development which excited me but uh I mean both of those pieces of news are
49:37
exciting it's sort of weird that we haven't had a new Blade Runner game yet
49:42
well we did it was called um yeah it isn't it isn't because I think time to
49:48
do it is Blade Runner 2049 yeah I don't think they know if people like Blade
49:52
Runner like they know people do but they I think I think that's they don't know
49:56
how much you I mean like people say I think the Blade Runner fans are more
50:01
likely to be video game fans than movie fans at this point yeah that could be
50:05
true so maybe focusing on video games for the franchise is not a bad way to to
50:11
move it forward because they've proven twice now that releasing a Blade Runner
50:16
film at the cinema doesn't make any money but that people love them well not
50:21
only that and we'll buy them the Blade Runner role playing game which I
50:24
received my pre pre preview PDF of this
50:29
week cuz I backed it on Kickstarter got some ridiculous amount of funding like
50:35
like massively over what they ask like millions of dollars so like there is an
50:39
audience for this clearly amongst Gamers uh yeah
50:45
yep so yeah it does make sense so that comes out next week you said how much
50:49
did they make is that on Xbox or just3 PC game pass um or is it not a game pass
50:55
even I don't even think it's Game
51:00
Pass um so yeah the kick the blade run and Kickstarter campaign they asking for
51:05
50,000 sex and they got 16 million sex 16 and a
51:12
half milon sex I wish I had 16 million sex the amarath gets 16 million sex
51:18
every day that's more sex than I've ever had I gave him a
51:24
dollar emth no because I don't I I do want to get
51:31
one of the books but the only packages I had came with like the book that the
51:38
story that I'm not meant to read otherwise it ruin the game for me and
51:41
I'm never going to be a DM I see the character stuff I see cuz I'm just going to make
51:47
Matt be my DM mhm I will uh I will definitely run a
51:52
role playing game of Blade Runner perhaps uh in a way that people can
51:57
watch it we'll see we can go on Twitch oh yeah we can
52:04
buy we'll get a hot tub each and then yeah I could push this button and we'll
52:09
be live right now that sounds like a threat but only
52:13
if you pay I do I do I've got my little stream deck right here have you ack
52:18
probably I'm yeah do you use OBS or something
52:22
else I use stream obs what's the difference
52:29
it's um I'm not sure he's a professional it does a lot
52:35
of stuff for me okay it's like the Lazy Man's streamlabs cuz there's a um streamlabs
52:42
cuz because obviously like I said I got into twitch somewhat this week and I was
52:46
doing some cursory research and I I was trying to figure out what you would use
52:49
on a Mac to uh to stream cuz I've invented time for myself
52:55
where I might be able do that apparently yeah well if you want you can log on to
53:01
the multiple nerdgasm one but well that doesn't generate non-existent time
53:07
that's the problem no no no you need to work on time but I'm just saying if you
53:11
do want to we you could just do it on the One account I do have multim orgasms
53:15
I have a brain fed one too but I don't know that I've ever oh I have streamed
53:20
stuff I'm to try we streamed uh we streamed many years ago you and I Luke
53:25
actually yeah the Elder Scrolls Online streamed all over each other we're both
53:30
trying to play that yeah yeah we did oh man I missed
53:35
out yeah I did try and start streaming but then I was too painful to sit in a
53:39
chair and do it sit in a hot tub so I stopped yeah that's why they get hot
53:45
that's the one reason I'm getting a hot tub more comfortable than a chair in
53:48
Vermont I'll just stream from there are you mhm yeah ah excellent 2024 the multi
53:54
orgasm hot tub stream yeah no bears allowed multiple I keep forgetting I got
54:00
to email the tattooist over
54:05
there oh I've got some crazy news that you probably haven't heard go on um Tisa
54:12
reforming to play three shows I did hear that I did hear that wait they're not
54:16
when our M there are they we [ __ ]
54:20
called this if you remember
54:25
yeah so I need I'm going to be I'm going to have to go they're playing only three
54:31
shows it's playing some Festival isn't at least one of TM dead
54:38
yes is it a t forget what it's called
54:42
but do you know what tism stands for this is serious m stand for this is serious mom
54:49
yes but yeah they're playing some f the festival is weird though it's over three
54:52
days but it's in three different states so the bands will play in like Melbourne
54:59
Melbourne on Friday Saturday in Sydney and then Sunday Brisbane but it just
55:05
seems they've got three stages set up it's the it's the bit where Victoria New
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South Wales and South Australia all meet and they're just going to walk onto a
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different stage in a different
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state IC those States all meet up but let's just go with it I'm trying to
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think actually actually Victoria news how oh Victoria
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wal South I'm not sure about South Australia and New South Wales okay cuz
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NT yeah that's fine geography is not my strong suit
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that's always one I do worst within more places in the US than I have in
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Australia yeah more places in Europe more places in Asia by a long shot well
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there are more places everywhere ex darwi there only well I can't remember
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how many states there are six seven there's seven but uming the territ doesn't
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count no no well I've not been to Tasmania there you go Tasmania West
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Australia and it and it makes up half our country oh [ __ ] we've got a list in
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Tasmania Darcy I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that it was it was a joke he
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knows I love him I said Tasmania is very nice yeah that's true it looks beautiful
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yeah it's just very cold my wife was there 2 weeks ago taking beautiful
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pictures of very very cold people looking like they were having a great
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time but being very cold nice I do that in Vermont
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constantly do that at your house yep I've seen snow someone we've my my
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brother-in-law's been back up there the bear has not moved into the house thank
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God good he's he's living out in he's living out in the woods somewhere yeah
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yeah exactly cuz I'd like I think it would look great if we were all nice
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cozy and warm in the hot tub but it was snowing all around us I think that would
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be a great visual well that that that's how it works up there yeah well I'll
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tell you what let's strip down to our bikinis now sure um and listeners if you
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talking which is extra content we're going to talk about Ezra
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Miller again oh and and Dan Miller Dan
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crazy bastards yeah Miller he done what if they done Luke don't misgender them
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