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114: My Drug Buddy · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that this podcast is so blowing up.
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  Speaker 1: It's so on fire that they've asked Donald Faison and
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  Speaker 1: I to go on the view.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I get to talk to Whoopie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're old friends with Whoopie. She was in Homieespimoni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a movie together. It was great. I
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  Speaker 2: have some apologies to make to her. I have to apologize,
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  Speaker 2: like profusely to her.
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  Speaker 1: Don't embarrass us in front of Whoopie.
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  Speaker 2: Bro I won't embarrass us in front of Whoopee. But
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  Speaker 2: I was like a little punk back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: like I was scared of I was so scared of
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  Speaker 2: celebrities and getting to know actors who I was, you
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  Speaker 2: know who I loved, like Whoopy Goldberg is one of
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  Speaker 2: my top five, Like she inspired me as a youth
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  Speaker 2: and too yeah, like Jumping Jack Flash. You know, uh,
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  Speaker 2: there's so many.
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  Speaker 1: Before all that. Dude. When I saw the color Purple
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  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I thought I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about acting, but I said, that is one
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  Speaker 1: of the best actresses I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely I cried and are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 2: For the first time ever in a movie when.
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  Speaker 1: They pulled the sisters apart.
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  Speaker 4: When they pulled apart me and you us never part
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  Speaker 4: Mackey dad Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My gosh, I could cry right now.
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  Speaker 2: I could now Ain't no mountain, Ain't no c Mackey
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  Speaker 2: dad key, my sister away from me, Mackey Dada. And
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  Speaker 2: the fact that she went to her sister, went to
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  Speaker 2: live with her kids, Adam and Olivia, that was even
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  Speaker 2: more special. Man, it was just that's one of those movies.
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  Speaker 1: I could get tears in my eyes with you recounting.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen The Color Purple, it is a
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  Speaker 1: fucking masterpiece. Stevenry, Steven Spielberg.
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  Speaker 2: Music by Quincy Jones. Yes, and Spielberg always used John Williams.
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  Speaker 2: This was the one of the first times that he
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  Speaker 2: didn't use John Williams and used Quincy Jones instead.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's good trivia and whoopy Goldberg's performance is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: And Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Renfrey, she get not I know
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  Speaker 1: she got nominated on she won the Auf Curve for that.
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  Speaker 2: Point, nobody from the Color Purple.
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  Speaker 1: Who could have beat Joelle? I am so sorry to
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  Speaker 1: start right off the bat, but who could have beaten
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  Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey's performance in the color purple? Who is this person?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this thespian?
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  Speaker 2: That one? Is that? That? That my favorite saying. You
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  Speaker 2: told Harpo to beat me. Oh my life. I had
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  Speaker 2: to fight. I had to fight my brothers, I had
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  Speaker 2: to fight my daddy. I never thought I'd have to
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  Speaker 2: fight in my own house. Hmm. God the nowsa dude,
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  Speaker 2: but I killed dead?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Come on, you just got me all
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  Speaker 1: riled up about color purple?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, brother, what I'm Danny?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny Glover, Yeah, Danny Glover.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's just I agree with you. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of the first times I like sobbed in a
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  Speaker 1: movie and I was a little kid, and I was
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  Speaker 1: just like, just like, wow, this guy.
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  Speaker 2: I remember my mom tapping my dad and being like
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  Speaker 2: the baby's sheon's crying, My baby's crying at that part, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: me and you us never part. And when she teaches
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  Speaker 2: her how to read, and then of course at the
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  Speaker 2: end when her sister comes back, when she finds the letters.
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  Speaker 1: When she's signing the letters, when she finds the letters.
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  Speaker 1: But when I think of, like, you know, sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: think about the movies that have made me cry the
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  Speaker 1: most I always think of those two sisters being torn
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  Speaker 1: apart in the color purple.
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  Speaker 2: That and one of my favorite moments in that whole
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  Speaker 2: movie is when Sugar Avery played by Margaret uh finally
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  Speaker 2: has lightened up to miss Cely and she's written a
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  Speaker 2: song with her band called Miss Ceely's Blues and they
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  Speaker 2: play it at the juke joint.
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  Speaker 3: Sister, you've been oh my mind. Oh sister, we're too
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  Speaker 3: of a kind. So, sister, I'm keeping my eye on you.
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  Speaker 1: That song is cier and that was the Quincy Jones
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  Speaker 1: right then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, this is all Quincy Jones, the whole soundtrack,
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  Speaker 2: Quincy Jones Q sister you lot me, oh mama, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it like you. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I know that's nobody could.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody could do it like Margaret sug Abrien. Hey should
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  Speaker 2: we say get into it? Fine? Si?
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  Speaker 5: Stories about show we made about a bunch of times
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  Speaker 5: and nurses and janitor.
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  Speaker 2: You said, here's the stories nels.
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  Speaker 1: No, so gader round here, yeader round here?
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  Speaker 3: Up we aso?
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  Speaker 6: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: So much love for for the theme song, Donald lot
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  Speaker 1: to love and on our on our instagrams for for
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  Speaker 1: so many things Bill and his five six, seven eighths and.
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  Speaker 2: So much love. I didn't realize that there were that
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  Speaker 2: few Peloton instructors, so a lot of people were like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, you had such and such.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, who it was? I thought there were dozens
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 2: No, I guess, not I guess, or I guess the
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  Speaker 2: one I described.
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  Speaker 1: It was very specific, very specific. You didn't really leave
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  Speaker 1: much mystery. Did you work out today? I see you're
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  Speaker 1: all sweating up there.
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  Speaker 2: I did work out today. I found a new instructor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, you know you can? You can pat down
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  Speaker 1: your head before we do the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I did. I shower, I showered and everything.
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  Speaker 2: This is that afterglow. This is that freaking Bruce what
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Lee wored was searching for at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the Last Dragon. I got that going right now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, why don't you pull some sweatpants off the
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  Speaker 1: rack and pat your forehead now? And I can't look
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  Speaker 1: at that for an hour?
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  Speaker 2: Does it make you uncomfortable?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 1: But you need like what do you when you know
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  Speaker 1: when the rappers always carry a washcloth? You and I
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  Speaker 1: got into big years ago. Go about how you said
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  Speaker 1: that African American people always bring a washcloth into the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did get into a debate about this.
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  Speaker 1: And I said that I've never used a washcloth in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, and you said, you said, you said, every
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  Speaker 1: black person I know brings a washcloth in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Most black people use washcloth, Joel, can you weigh in
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  Speaker 2: on this, she said, knodding her hair yet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Black Twitter, when we learned that people do not
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  Speaker 6: wash their legs, they were very loud about the use
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  Speaker 6: of washcloth and try to inform a lot of people
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  Speaker 6: with many races that you could always just take a
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  Speaker 6: cloth in there and really scrub, like like.
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  Speaker 2: What does your hand do that thing that has like
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  Speaker 2: friction that is made for friction when wet.
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  Speaker 1: So, as you're married to a Caucasian woman, do you
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  Speaker 1: use cloth and she doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Know she uses a washcloth? My wife is Southern. Hold on, now,
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  Speaker 2: let's not forget that my wife is Southern. There's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things that Southern white people, even though they
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  Speaker 2: might have issues with black people, do exactly the same
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  Speaker 2: thing people do.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're listening, we want to know, no matter
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  Speaker 1: what your ethnicity, if you use a wash cloth in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, please us up on Instagram and let us
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  Speaker 1: know if if you're washing now now you said washing
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  Speaker 1: your legs, jo, Well, I definitely think that I neglect
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  Speaker 1: my legs in the shower. You know, I throw a
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  Speaker 1: little something down there, But I don't like get in
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  Speaker 1: there with a wash clo.
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  Speaker 2: You need to get in there with a wash cloth.
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  Speaker 1: What about your toes? Do you clean your toes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, you clean your whole body with it.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Don't hold on, don't go to the ass and the
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  Speaker 2: genitals right away. Wash your body.
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  Speaker 1: Save that for the end.
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  Speaker 2: You save that for the end.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, So you have to replace the wash cloth each shower, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean because you got to. You might have a
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  Speaker 1: little dodo on it if you get in there deep,
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  Speaker 1: if you get in there and then you come back
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you're righting. Do do all
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  Speaker 1: of your eggs?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, but that listen. It all depends on how
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  Speaker 2: well you wipe your ass too though. Okay, so if
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  Speaker 2: you got doodo in the crack your ass when your showering, I.
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  Speaker 1: Feel no matter how well you wipe, if you stick
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  Speaker 1: a washcloth, you know, a quarter of an inch in
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  Speaker 1: your aus, you're gonna get a little poo on it,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want to put that on my legs.
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  Speaker 2: So let me get this straight. When you are washing
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  Speaker 2: your body, you stick your finger a quarter of an
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  Speaker 2: inch in you.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying if I had no, I don't. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if I had a washcloth, if I have
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  Speaker 1: the barrier mitt of a washcloth, I would probably inspired.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be inspired to get in there and just get
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  Speaker 1: the inner rim a little. No, you know, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: Joelle is the test audience, and she's cracking up. Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: When I clean my sink, donald for the most time,
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, I clean the bottom of the sink,
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  Speaker 1: get all the stuff to go in the drain. Like
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  Speaker 1: once a week, I take a scrub and I really
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  Speaker 1: get the rim of the drain hole. So I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. So
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  Speaker 2: let me get this straight. You'll wash your dishes, the
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  Speaker 2: things that you eat off of, with something right that's
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  Speaker 2: not your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, So you're inspiring me. Both you and Joel are
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  Speaker 1: making me think that I got to change this up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty five years old. I'm going to change my
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  Speaker 1: whole shower routine.
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  Speaker 2: Man, We've had this conversation for a very long time,
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  Speaker 2: I know, and I haven't changed it yet.
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  Speaker 1: I know, well I have done it. I've gone through
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  Speaker 1: periods where I where where I where I bring a
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  Speaker 1: wahcloth in, But then I'm like, oh, I gotta change
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  Speaker 1: in each shower. That's a lot of wash cloths.
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  Speaker 2: What about like one of those scrub puffs or like
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  Speaker 2: one of those a loofaofa a loofa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not trying to put a loof of
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  Speaker 1: between my cheeks scratch my shirt up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry everybody. I hope you're listening on earphones.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I hope you're listening on earphones and not out loud.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta tell you, I'm listening to
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I'm watching the funniest fucking show. I gotta give this
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: show a shout out. And also because it's on Hulu.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: One of our sponsors they love this called Dave and
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: it's Little Dicky. It's Little Dickie. I didn't know anything
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: about Little Dickie.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: You haven't heard. I woke up. Then Chris Brown's body No, oh,
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  Speaker 2: he has a song with him and Chris Brown where
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: he wakes up one day and he's Chris Brown and
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Chris Brown is him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch all the videos.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: But dude, you have to watch Freaky Friday.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: You have to watch Joelle. Have you seen this show?
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  Speaker 1: You guys have to watch the show. It is so
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: fucking funny.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Ye, and then Dicky is funny.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Man, it's a but Donald. You will love it. It's
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: our totally our sense of humor. I didn't know. I
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know this guy at all. I'm sorry that I'm
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: not hiptote little Dickie. I've seen the billboards are all
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: over LA. I didn't even like the billboards. No offense
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: to the advertising camp.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: You didn't like little Dicky hanging out of underwear.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I saw that billboard, which is all
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  Speaker 1: over Los Angeles. It's little Dickie hanging out of a
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  Speaker 1: pair of boxers like he's a penis. And I did not.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's definitely not for me. And then
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: enough people start, including Bill Lawrence and uh and somebody
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: else told me about the show. We binged it. It
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: is so fucking funny. We were sad it was over. Wow,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: and it's heartfelt. It's one of those things, you know,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: like you know obviously like the show we're talking about
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: where you're laughing at something so preposterous one minute, and
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: then they find a way to put put hard into it.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: And he talks all about how fucked up his penises
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: and we were like, you know, it can't be that bad.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: I literally I turned to Mike Gallon, I said, do
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: you think this is all fiction? Or is he really
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: have this messed up a penis? He doesn't mean small,
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: I mean it's small, but also like born with like
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: birth defects that he had to have fixed and which
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: messed it up more. And so right before this podcast,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I was googling. I was like embarrassing, laughing at myself.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, is little Dickie's dick really fucked up? And
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I found this article Like yeah, he was like, no, bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: He was born with all these problems with it and
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: he had to have it repaired, and the repairs caused
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: more problems. And he said it was like a super
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: soaker and the pea was coming out to two holes
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: and he has to plug one with his finger when
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: he's at a urinal and all this crazy shit go,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he's got a problem. Penis.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Little Dicky is a pretty he's a he's a very
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  Speaker 2: good rapper, and he's a very good basketball player too.
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  Speaker 1: He's very I know that's in the show, and he's
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: very funny and all of a sudden, you know who's
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: hysterical on the show is uh Benny Blanco plays himself
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: and he's hilarious. I mean, I've never seen the guy
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: act before and he's just the natural. I mean, you
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: cast him in in a show that had nothing to
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: do with playing himself and bier Bieber does a cameo. Anyway,
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: that's my long plug for Dave. You guys, I think
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: that if I'm Dave Yeah, Hi, I'm Dave Donald. I'm
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: telling you you're gonna watch this when we hang up today, Joelle,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: you two you guys will crack.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Up when we're done with the podcast and I put
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: the kids down tonight.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely not for It's definitely not for your
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: kids because it's super r rated. But it's funny. Shit,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: there's amazing supporting cast and it sounds like I'm like,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: was paid to do an ad for it. But I'm
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: just sharing with you that I loved.
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  Speaker 7: It right on.
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  Speaker 2: Should we get into our show.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Let's get into the show.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Awesome, Awesome, we're talking about got My Drug Buddy, My
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: drug Buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Great episode. Michael spiller Is is back as director, and
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  Speaker 1: Matt one of our favorites. Matt Tarsus is what we
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  Speaker 1: we Jews call a mensh just a really sweet heart
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  Speaker 1: of a human being. And Matt Tarsus and I made
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: a TV show. It's gonna be a whole. It's all
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  Speaker 1: gonna come full circle. We made a TV show called
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: alex Inc. That only went ten episodes because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't really click with the fans and didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: But we worked on it together and it was about
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  Speaker 1: making a podcast, and now here I made a podcast
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  Speaker 1: with you, and the podcast we made is more successful
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  Speaker 1: on the darn TV show we made.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's sometimes how it works out, Buddy.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're going on the view and that right now
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  Speaker 2: we're going on a view for a podcast. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: been on the view ever.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Really, you're going on the view for a podcast. Yeah, yeah, Well,
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: don't get into a fight with Megan McCain. You know
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  Speaker 1: she gets all riled up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I don't talk politics.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, and me too.
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  Speaker 6: We not.
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  Speaker 1: We're not to talk any politics. We don't want anyone
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  Speaker 1: mad at us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not that I don't want anyone mad at
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: it at me. I don't want to get mad at
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  Speaker 2: anyone else.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to let people get all riled up.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't do politics on here. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do politics on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it. I hope wasting that energy on somebody
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  Speaker 2: and having to listen to people's, uh, their opinions. That's
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: my opinion, my opinion, Bam in your face.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm barely even reading Twitter anymore, because it's
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: just the most It's like the most agro insane place
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: if you were if it were a town, you would
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: never go to that town.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Ever you get into a fight, it'd be the town
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  Speaker 2: that you go to when you're ready to fight. Listen,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: So this one's called my drug buddy. Great artis great episode.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I noticed though, is that I didn't
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: laugh out loud that much, but I still had great feelings.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Like when the show was over, I was still like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: that was such a good episode. But I didn't have moments.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Rather, we didn't laugh out loud. You didn't laugh aloud
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: when kelseol Judy's trying to get in the car and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Kelsel rolls down the window like a quarter inch. That
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: shit was hilarious.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't laugh at that, you know I did laugh.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: There was one moment where I laughed out loud. What
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you owe me twenty bucks made me laugh so hard. Yeah,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: that was when the janitor comes up at the end,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: after you've gotten you know, after you and.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Let's about what about don't look no, no, no, yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Well I've seen you do that for I've seen you
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: do that for twenty something years now, since I met you.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: You've been doing that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: That's my shit. Everyone, Yeah, that is I was not
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: That was not written by the legendary Bill Lawrence or
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: this men she met Tarsis. You've heard about hiding nipples
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: all me. Okay, So you taste like eggs. So we wait,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: we see we wake up next to that, we still
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: haven't had sex. JD and an Alex. That's the point
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: of the episode, is we we never done the deed.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: We wake up. She says, I taste like old eggs,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: and she likes she likes old eggs. Do you remember
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you've been in a relationship forever, But do you remember
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: trying to hold your your morning breath from somebody new?
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: No?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Never, no, Oh, I always do. I always did. You
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: know back when you know when something's new and you're like,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you don't want them to think like you pooh, you fart,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: you you ever could have bad breath. You're like trying
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to present the best version of yourself.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Now, what you see is what you get. Really, Yeah,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: and I am I and and and that sometimes is
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: a problem. I'm who I am from the beginning to
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: the end of the relationship. So what makes you better,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: what makes you fall for me is the same thing
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: as the reason why you broke up with me? Most
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: likely all of this. Oh he has potential ship No no, no, no,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: it stops at the door you walk in. It's bullshit.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Though you've been fixed up, you were Casey fixed your
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: ass up a bit.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kate, Well, Casey's a different story. I said from
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the beginning to the end. I'm still in this.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So you're still a work in progress, is what you're saying.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Look, and I've done what JD's done before too, where
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I've watched you know, my wife's sleep and just looked
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: at her like, well, I can't believe she's my romantic.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I've done that a couple of times. I'm not gonna lie.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: And then there's a times rab.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Casey listened to the podcast.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: By the way, no, of course not. The only time
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Casey listens to the podcast is when I'm like, I
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: talked about you on the podcast and she's like, oh
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: you did did you let me listen to the podcast?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Well, she's gonna love what you just said. That was
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: very romantic.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: It's the truth.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet. How about this monkey? How about this monkey?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: In the March? Bill was so into weird animals. I
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: mean we had we always had weird animals on the show.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: But I love it. I love monkeys.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I love I love monkeys too. And I don't know why.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I guess that monkey was not performing because he's so
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: sped up. It's like weird, Like, I guess he you know,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it's a lot to ask a monkey to clap cymbals,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: but but he did it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: He did it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video of that monkey trying to
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: kidnap that kid?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Oh? What's up?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: So there's a video on Instagram of a monkey riding
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a bike. He jumps off the bike like a gangster,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: grabs an infant and snatches it up and tries to
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: run off with this little baby.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Where is this taking place.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know where. There's it wherever They got monkeys
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: riding on bicycles in the street.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: God snatches the monkey. The monkey snatches the baby and
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: rides away, and somebody's like, hey, hey, hey, And then
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: a monkey like kind of gets scared that he's seen.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Trying to steal a baby. Right now, Dan, you can
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: totally ride along.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Oh it's only fifteen seconds. I'm watching now.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: What the fuck?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Why's the monkey taking the kid?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Indonesia, Indonesiaia. Don't bring your kid to Indonesia.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: They will rob they will steal your kid.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: They're climbing in your window. They snatched.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Kids.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the monkey gangs fighting. I don't know
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: if it's Indonesia or where, but there's this place where
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: there's always tourism and people are always feeding all these monkeys,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: and because of the pandemic, nobody's feeding these hundreds and
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: hundreds of monkeys, so they're getting in like turf wars.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The gangs of different monkeys are like getting into street
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: brawls over the scraps of food because there's no tourists
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: feeding them.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: This sounds like a movie.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that one, Joel or Dane?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I have not. I've seen. This reminds me of like
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Watership Down or something like that, where the Hares go
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: at it with each other.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Dan's gonna find out video down because now you got
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: to see my viral monkey video.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait to see it now.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: When you say that's what I'm talking about, first time ever,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: first first time ever, you didn't laugh at yourself.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I did no, because I say it, I say it
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: in real life all the time.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: That was kind of like you're what you're talking about, Willis?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: That was I was what you're talking about. Willis.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Listen, you gotta have a catchphrase.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And I did have one. You had one too, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: didn't intend.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: To what was mine? Eagle egle? By the way, speaking
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: of my catchphrase, one of which was nobody cares Sean.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I had so much people on Instagram writing how could
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you guys have a Sean on the show and not
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: say to him nobody cares Sean. But listen, we have
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the real Scott Foley coming on.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I'a uh. And is it true that we got Brendan
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Fraser coming on too?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't know we were gonna tell the people, but yes,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: we got Brendan Fraser coming on.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I'm really excited about that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be on this hot podcast, you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: the one that's going on the view. Everybody wants to
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: talk about the hottest podcast.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Is it true that Krista Miller's coming on too?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got Christa Miller, we got we got coming,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: we got Neil Flynn, we got Johnny c McGinley coming back.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We got Billet for our finale of season one. You guys,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you're getting all of this fucking inside scoop on this episode.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have Bill and Krista on together.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh I love it. So they can if we can,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: we should see if we can get like the whole
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: cast on at one point and do like a The only.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Thing about that is, if you've ever been on a
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: zoom call with more than like four people, it just
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: devolves into mayhem. I mean, yeah, we could do it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It's it's just I did a zoom call with like
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: my family for somebody for my own birthdays sorry about
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to say for somebody's We've done it for a couple
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: of birthdays. But like everyone's talking over everyone, and my
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: parents don't know how to use it, and and everybody's
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: screaming over each other. I you know, it doesn't work.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: But no, but but but but you're right, Donald, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: want to give to people what they want.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: They might want us to like read a script or
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: something like that. Maybe we could do something like that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, but Bill's not gonna go
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: write a fucking Scrubs episode right now. He's too busy. Okay,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: he's got like nine shows. Hey, look at that video.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Dan just put it in the chat. They want that
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: tourist food.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeo. Yeah, they're chas enough to do it with their.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Who hell no, that's rival monkey gangs.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Hell to the no, hell no.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: All right, so there we go.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: We had a monkey on the episode.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, tell us a long digression.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: We had a monkey that was in the episode of Scrubs.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Was so long.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: That was a long digression.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: My drug buddy hasn't a monkey.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now okay, how about uh, how about keep it holy?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: That was funny, Aloma fifty.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Keep it holy? Now that one and the janitor asking
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: you if you slept with her yet.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole runner, the whole runner of the episode.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: The janitor's whole point in this episode is to make
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: fun of me for not sleeping with my girlfriend. With
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: your hot girlfriend, by the way, I feel like that's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: a thing when JD gets these hot girlfriends and then
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: somehow doesn't close and never sleeps with them. Remember when
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I get I got actually with with with Liz Banks,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I think we had had sex, but the time I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: got her pregnant, we we didn't have intercourse. Remember I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: said there was some, there was some, There was some.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: You know, I forgot the analogy, but this whole elaborate
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: thing about how there was there was fire that landed
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: near the sight the site. I wonder if you can
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: really I mean, I guess you all we can really
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: get pregnant that way.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, if we put it on the show, it's
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: probably true.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone must have googled it. But what a horrible
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: thing to have happened.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: You know, I also love that your grace and will
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: and grace, you're not will your grace.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. I laughed how loud, like I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: said at four twenty two when Kelso rolls down the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: window and inch for Judy. By the way, I totally
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: don't remember at all this Kelso Judy storyline, but I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: thought it was very funny. Yeah, and they were both
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: really good together.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have good chemistry.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Also says I don't.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It means she doesn't give a crap a.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Cheeto, right, Yeah, it was a great moment.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I noticed at six oh four, I'm in the on
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: call room with Alex Liz Bogish and Sarah comes in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and mentions the missing percocet, and if you know the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: end of the episode, you track her face, she's got
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: a very guilty face on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was like I said, Man, we always dropped clues,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you know. And the way she deflected it was by saying,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you know, like when watching it this time around, knowing
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: how the out knowing what the outcome was, I was like,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, she just totally gave it away just now. Yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: she totally winked at the camera like I did it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but it's funny any time you know
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: them the end of the movie or a TV show
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: and you go back, you'll hopefully see some little clues.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Of course, I never watched this probably I probably only
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: watched this episode once. I never noticed it. But this
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: time watching it back, I noticed that either it was
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: her choice or Spiller directed her to give a little
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: bit of a look. But she definitely gives a look
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: like oshit.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't usually, That's what I'm trying to say. Usually,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you know, a lot of movies you go back and
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: you can't you can't find you know, somebody whoever wrote it,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: or television shows too, you go back and you can't
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: find where it all tracked from. It doesn't always track.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You know, who's really good at tracking things are like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: you know, James Franco and Seth Rogan and them when
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: they write movies, like when I saw This is the End,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Franco gives you the whole plot in the beginning of
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: the movie of what the movie is gonna be, and
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you don't listen to it necessarily because you're just you're
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: waiting for the laughs. And at the end of the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: movie it's it's exactly what he said to Rogan in
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the beginning. He's like, no, this is gonna happen. This happens,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: And then at the end Danny eats me and then
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: it happens in the movie Will We Do That?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But been a special case where you didn't track it
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: because you were high off your ass.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's another thing that I've stopped recently. Ganja, you talked
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: about how you know you eat unhealthy and you went
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: on this fast because.
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: I gave you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I gave you a pep talk about your diet.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Well you also talked about it on the on the
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: podcast where you were like, you know you we made
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: all of this pizza and then finally we were like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get healthy. He just showed me his abs. Yes, me,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Dan and Joel his abs. They looked good.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: If Dan and Joel want to be inspired as well,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: they can be very nice.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you talked about it, and I was like, well,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I'm doing so many horrible things, like I made fried
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: chicken last night.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: You sent me a picture of you eating fried chicken.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: How is that going to help your diet?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It was delicious. By the way, I'm really good at
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: cooking now, but I can only cook bad foods, you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. And so I was like, I
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: gotta cut this out. And so I've decided, Oh, so
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you gave up weed last night. You know how it
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: is with me when I give you these speeches, Donald
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: is it's not like I've been off of it for
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: you know, a week. Donald stop smoking weed literally less than.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: An hour ago. Donald is so funny. This is classic
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Donald Faizon to be like, yo, yo, I stopped smoking weed.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh man, good for you, good for
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you when this morning.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I woke up this morning.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: But the crazy frustrating thing about you that I fucking
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: hate is when when Donald commits to get in shape,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: he can do it in like a month. He'll be ripped,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: like he will go so hardcore, he'll work out every day,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: he'll totally change his diet and then you'll see him
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and he'll be like, holy shit, you did that in
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: four weeks, and that spoiled your ass, because now you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: in an emergency, like if you get some part where
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you gotta be looking good, you can fucking do it
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: so fast.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: So, if you're list Marvel Star Wars, if you're listening
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and you're ever, if you're ever thinking about hiring Donald Fazon,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: who I am?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Who I am?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Come up?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Who I am?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, but he looks like he's out
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: of shape right now, know that all it takes is
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: one month and I'm yours.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see Kamal?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he looks amazing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Fucking hell man, he looks amazing. He went all out.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: He looks like an action figure.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: He does look like an action figure. He looks well.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: It suits him too. It doesn't look bad on him either.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And I like the fact that he shouted out his
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: whole team that did it, because I think sometimes these
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: these famous actor types, they show what they did and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: they don't say like, oh and I had a chef
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and I had a trainer, because yeah, you gotta be
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: honest with people and say like, hey, I had a
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: team helped me with this. And I like I liked
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: when he revealed it on Instagram that he that he
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: shouted out everybody that helped him.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Right, it's not something that you can do by yourself.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know how The Rock does it, but I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: sure the Rock has too.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: He's a zillionaire. He's got it. He literally he literally
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: literally puts up a gym wherever he goes. He's got
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: a tent, like a wedding tent gym that that gets
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: set up wherever he goes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Iron Paradise.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Should we get back to the episode Donalds, let's do
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: it the love of God? Yeah, I thought at seven
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: oh five it was funny. They're on the when they're
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: online at the coffee shop. The guy's wearing a giant
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: headset like his kind of dates the show at two
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: thousand and one or whatever. He's wearing like a full
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: on like megaphone headset. Is it?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Is it a headset so he can call out orders over?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no no. This was was a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: guy online. Remember she Judy gets in a fight.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, and he's on the phone.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Right, But this is before the headsets got tiny.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Right, he had the Janet Jackson went on, yeah, yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Or like the or what is it? What was the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: boy band and syk or whatever that you have the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: bige bye bye, yeah, coming up, big headsets. So John
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: C and I you're on a sign please schedule. Has
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: that ever happened to you? Uh? No, me, neither.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I've never had to go to the bathroom at the
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: same time as another man consistently, Like I've gone to
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and and another man has been in the bathroom.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: But I didn't go back to the bathroom four more
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: times that day and see same dude.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awkward. I really hate I agree with Johnny C.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like fucking urinal banter.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure side contact either.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: No, And I'm sure someone like you being in the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: public eye sometimes you have people that want to fist
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: bump you and talk to you in the men's room.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: That's no, no, no, no, has that happened to you before?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I just want to want to do it hit people
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: want to do hip hop hugs. People want to fist bump.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Nope, dude. I remember one time, this dude, we're at
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the urinal and he's like, dude, I love your work.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit, okay cool. And then
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: we go to the sink uh oh, and he's like
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: and we're washing our hands and he's like, I'm telling
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you right now, man, is so good. You shine in
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: like a gold diamond right now, like a gold diamond.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I was the kiss is a good kisser.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: He was a great kisser. Not a great cuddler, but
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: great kisser.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think you know, it's fine. I don't want
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: to talk when I'm at the urinal, like if you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, you speaking of headsets, you see dudes
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like on their phone at the urinal and they're like, no, Jim,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I told you, and they're like, they're like shaking their
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: dick and then they're like then they pull out their
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: phone while they're peeing and they got their dick dangling
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and they're like checking their Instagram. That's not my style.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that sounds horrible.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Now I notice you and Johnny. I guess it's to
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: hide penis for the camera, but you're standing very close.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And even Joel commented on this in her notes that
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: she said, dude guy, Joel said, quote, do guys really
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: stand that clothes to the urinal? And I want to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: be like, no, Joel, No, I mean I get this,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the camera angle you had to hide your junk. Women
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: probably want to know this. But there's all different types
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: of urinals. There's you know, at the stadium there's like
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: just a trough, right, and then at that like a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: high end restaurant, they'll be like a border that like
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: blocks like, no, this is MySpace, you can't look into
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: my shit right now. And nowadays to put a little
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you know, it's funny they put something for men to
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: aim for, because studies have found that when men have
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: something to aim at, they're way less likely to splash everywhere.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: So now in the urinals they put like an etched
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: little bug or a little bull's eye, and you're supposed
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to I mean, it's not, it's not. It doesn't say
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: please aim for the bug. You just your brain is like,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I'm a hit that fucking fake bug. And the physics
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: of it. If you aim for that bug perfectly, you're
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: least likely to splash all over the floor, right.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I always wonder how that happens, you know what I mean.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: You get on you get on a plane and you
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: go into the bathroom and a plane and somebody has
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: just like shipped their brains out in the bath flow like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: and you're like, what the fuck, dude explode. I remember
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: one time some lady came at the One time, this
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: young lady came out of the bathroom and I saw
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: when she came out she was in there for a while,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: but when she came out, I saw that she was
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: She had the moment of I should tell you not
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: to go in, but I'm not gonna say anything because
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I'm a little embarrassed, and I went into the bathroom
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: and it was everywhere everyone, and I was like, what
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: do you do? And I wanted to come out and
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: That happened, right, What did you do? What did you eat?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Did you have the fish?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: So when I walked by her going back to my seat,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: when I walked by her, I just looked at her
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: and shook my head, No, you did it. I was
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: like with disapprovement.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fucked up. Yeah, listen, have you ever gone
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: into a bathroom like an like an airplane bathroom and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: it's just horrible, like someone just destroyed it and you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you didn't You just gonna peel or whatever and get out.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And then you were like as you come out, the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: person in line, and you feel like you want to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: tell him like, I didn't do that. I need you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to know, especially when you're in the public eye, You're like,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: you don't want you to go home and tell your
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: friends like Donald He's on destroyed that fucking airline bathroom.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: So you got to be like, hey, I just went Pete,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: In there. I'll even come out and be like you
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: need to get the stewardess because whoever was in their
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: last you need to get the flight attendant, because whoever
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: was in their last totally messed up.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with the stalag tights on
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the ceiling, right.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So when Johnny ces banging his head on the wall,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I remember, they cut a hole in the wall into
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the other room and then put up a gym matt
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: had Yeah, yeah, no, a matt, a gym matt, and
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: then covered the wall again with uh set wall, yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: whatever the set wall was, and they covered it up
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: so that he could bang his wall and not get
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: a concussion. And if I remember correctly, because that bathroom
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: that we were in was actually two where they cut
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: a hole in the wall and then just put a
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: fake urinal again.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's how they got that shot of you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: There's a shot of you straight on and the plumbing
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of the of the urinals in the foreground. They could
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: have never gotten that shot if that wall wasn't removable,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: or or they could have rigged that little plumbing thing
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: right in front of the camera. I don't know what
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Also, the hospital didn't have bathrooms like that, if you recall.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Right, it didn't have shared men's rooms like that right, right, yeah, right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Or and if it did, If it did, they put
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the urinals on the wall, you had to go into
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: a stall.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very hard. It's very hard to shoot
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: in a bathroom anyway. So but yeah, so you and Johnny,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that's the whole arc is actually there's a lot more
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: to the arc. It's we were revealed. I never remembered
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: at all that it was this blatant that Cox had
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a whole thing for for Carlo.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have it out, you know at
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the end.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what I was trying to tell Johnny,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and he was like I didn't believe it. I'm like,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: all right, well whatever, man, But.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Well when we have him on, he's coming back on,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: so we gotta we can ask him about this, right.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I laughed when you went, I went. I laughed when
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: you went. You're my little peabody, right right.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I remember, I remember when we were shooting this. This
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: is when I was like wow. And I even said
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: to him, Johnny, don't intimidate me. And he was like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not intimidating you, man, don't you know, shut the
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: fuck up with that. And I was like, you're right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Let me, just let me do my work. And I
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: remember being very excited to work with john because I,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you know, this, this was really my first moment ever
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: that we had multiple scenes together.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: And your first story arc together, right, and so we.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Were working together multiple days. It wasn't just one day
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: of filming, and we got to develop some form of
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: timing together because we didn't necessarily have that at this point.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: So wait, when you started this episode, you said to
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: him like, don't intimidate me.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: We were doing a scene, the scene where we're face
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: to face, and Johnny is an intimidating person, and he
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you know, but he was in character.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be trying to intimidate you.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Right, But as as a young actor who's working with
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: somebody you admire and you're doing stuff like that, you know,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I I got nervous and I was and I you know,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I mumbled out, come on, man, don't intimidate me. And
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: he's like, shut the fuck up, I'm not intimidating you
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: just do the scene.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you're actually right, right, good?
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: So it so it worked out because I think you
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: guys are really great together. It's very funny Johnny you know,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: he always was kind of you know, think about it
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in when he was on set kind of in character
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: as Cocks, he was always kind of like, you know,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: he's one of those guys, you know, some actors, not
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: like on the Daniel de Lewis level, you hear where
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: someone's like you have to call him President Lincoln. But
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: like he was always you know, he was always kind
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: of you know a lot of people stay kind of
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: roughly many, but Tanken did that and wish I was here.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You know, he would you know, he would be on set,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: he'd kind of be being the guy even when you
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: weren't shoot, and then you'd call rap and he'd be like, hey,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that was a great day, man, see you tomorrow, and
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: big hug, and he was like and Johnny, Johnny. I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: feel was like that he would kind of, you know,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he was always kind of, don't you think, kind of
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: stay a little bit in the Cox character.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And I think and I think that's what everybody interprets
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: as he's intense and stuff like that, and and and
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: why people are nervous when they work with him for
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the first time because they misconstrue that as this dude
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: is one hundred percent method, or this dude is an asshole,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: or this dude's just too intense for me, and what
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: he was doing was just being Cox when Cox is
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: in the hospital. When we work together, you know, I
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: was very excited to work with the man. I thought
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: it was I and I love the way the story
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: arc ends. I love that we you know, he's trying
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: to hide it from everyone that he's in love with Carla,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: and we figure it out, and you and I figure
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: it out. But she hasn't figured it out yet, and so,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: which is really weird.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Carla not know that Johnny, No, she doesn't.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like women know right away,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: and so no, I think that's bullshit.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of women are like, we're just friends,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and I want to be like, have you not seen
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: when Harry met Sally? Watch that ship?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I think they say we're just friends to push you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: into a friends into the friend zone. Anytime a woman goes, no,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: we're just friends, she knows what's going on, and I disagree.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I disagree. No no no, no no no no no
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait, Before Joel answers, I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: want to say something I'm not talking about. I'm talking
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: about how many times have you spoken to a woman,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: whether it be your wife or a girlfriend or someone
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: else in your life, and you go, you know that guy,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: straight guy friend you have wants to sleep with you, right,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And they're like, what, No, we're just friends.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: My wife doesn't have any straight friends.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Right, guys, well back in the day she might have
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and she does.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: No, she doesn't.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: All right, well back in the.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Day, other than you should I tell her that you
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: want to sleep? What are I would?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Just good, She fine as hell, she
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: is fun. No, no, but you know what I'm talking about. You, well,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: do you know what I'm talking about?
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: I do know what you're talking about. And I think
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: it depends on the person. I don't think we can
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: we can paint the entire female gender as being aware
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: or unawares. I think there've definitely seen some ladies in
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: their time, you know, use the sexual attraction to their
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: advantage and be like, oh, I don't know, we're just friends.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: We're not that they knew.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: But I've also seen plenty of women who were just
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: like wait what because I just thought we were just vibing.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I thought your friends were right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I think that when Harry met Sally is a really
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: great articulation for this. It's like, if you're friends for
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of time, and let's say you're a
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: man and woman, and you're both heterosexual and and let's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: say single at the time, I just I just have
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: trouble believing that one one of those parties isn't attracted
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: to the other.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred percent. Feel like somebody
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: is always attracted. Look, I don't. I don't. I can't.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I can't sit here and say I have, you know,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: other than people colleagues that I work with. I can't
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: have like a girlfriend that I call up and I'm like, yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: all right, of.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Course, not notinety more. Dude, you're married and it is inappropriate.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, back in the day.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Now, I wanted to sleep with them. Yeah, that's honest.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: That's the honest to goodness joy. Back in the day,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: if I.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Had a long way around the block to get to that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But back in the day, if I had a friend
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: and she was a.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Girl, yeah, and she was attractive and you were attracted
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: to her, she.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Didn't necessarily even have to be the hottest person on
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: the plane. Listen, friends, it's not about it's not about looks.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: It's also about how the person you know makes you laugh,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: and how they make you feel and stuff like that.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: All of that goes into what's attractive to you, you
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like Zach, you aren't the most
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: beautiful man on the planet. But if you were a.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Female, Dan, what are you talking about? Would have got married?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You would have got married.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I have the weirdest boner right now. Oh, should
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: we get back to the episode. Should probably take.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: A break, Let's go do it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break. I gotta cool down, I gotta
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: tell a cold shower. It's been brought to my attention
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: that when we come back from break, Dan, that you've
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: chosen the section of the song that's the old one
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: without the MM and but before you correct it. I've
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: had people tell me on Instagram they like it because
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: they know it's not going to be there, and they
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: do them themselves to the song.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Might be saying you did that on purpose. Dan.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I find it amazing that the it is so important
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: to everyone. I get it, I get it, I get it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: It's amazing to me that without it, some of you
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: get very upset.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I like our fan our fan participation. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, they weigh in nationally passionately. Yeah, you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: know they were talking about today. Someone asked me, when
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: are you guys gonna do merch? And I said, oh,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: it's funny. We were just kind of shooting the shit
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: about that. What do you guys want? And I had
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: like dozens and dozens of people saying they want Donald
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: on a beach towel. They want I would love to
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: have you on a beach towel.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: It's that episode, people, it is that episode.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I would well, no, no, I don't mean stop no,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I moved on from the homerotesism. I'm just saying, your
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: cute face on a beach towel would be delightful. Or
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a mug. I was thinking a mug. That's your face, right,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: and then when you pour hot water and it changes
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: to my face.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Joelle, you like that, right, that's hilarious. That's probably gonna
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: cost a lot of money.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would you know?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: It's funny most most podcasts. I didn't realize from podcasts
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: like merch was important, but I guess a lot of
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: podcasts sell like mugs and T shirts. And then when
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they ask it, I know, but when they when I heard,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: asked us, what do you guys want to sell that?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Like Donald and I were like, oh, mugs. The change
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: color tells teky neckles is like the most elaborate shit.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: They were like, well, we were thinking mugs.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: We were thinking maybe pin, like a pin or something
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: like that. How about like a button like that says
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: fake doctor's real friends on it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about a button.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I do like the idea of T shirts and stuff like, Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I have a very fun I just have funny Ice
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: was laughing about funny merch ideas. I guess it's a
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: T shirt or a mug.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question, let's get back to the show.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Is it is it asking me to sing from Pippin?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Because I'm prepared?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I warmed, No, I was going to go into Pippen,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: but we can go into Pippin app.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Everything has it sees hon go ahead?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I want to go.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: It was my audition song when I was a child.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, So, for those who don't know, Zach Brath is
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: heavily into musical theater. He's so heavily into.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Music, not really anymore, but go ahead.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: He's so heavy or he us so heavily into musical theater.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: When he was a kid, he went away to camp, Yeah,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: theater camp that was musical theater camp.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah called stage door Manner and my father, my father said,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: as I was packing for musical theater camp, he said, well, I,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I guess you don't need to bring a mint.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: A baseball mit.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, Dad, but hand hand me over
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: my my Ben nine makeup kit because we're gonna work
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: on under eye. We're gonna work on how to do
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Southern freckles.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: So because of that, was this something that? Was this
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: something that you wrote? Was this your joke that you wrote?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: No, but it's hilarious.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a great joke.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I wish I wrote it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: My son. I was to see my nephew tonight and Pippin,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: who is he playing?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It's a loon. It's almost delivery like it the Alma's
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: delivery has a little bit of like, how dare you
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: imply that my nephew is not the lead? She's like Pippin.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Now Pippen in the original Broadway.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna know this, are you?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Was played by Ben Vereen in my career.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, the very good, very good fuck up and
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: thank you for asking. The original Pippen was played by
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Michael Weston's father, John Rubinstein.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Michael Weston played private dancer
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: run Scrubs and he was in my film Garden Statium.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He was in my film Wish I was here. He's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a wonderful actor.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: He was also in the other movie you did with
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: all those other actors, Casey Affleck and oh yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: The Last Kiss. He was in the Last Kiss. Michael
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and I have done. We used to live together, a.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Couple of movies. You've done like four movies together now, Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Ben Veren. Best song in the show, Join us, leave
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: your feels to flower, join us, leave yo cheese to so.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Join us, Come and waste our auto too, dude ly
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: do ELLUSI me. So it's a really it's a really
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: great show. And it's about a guy looking for trying
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: to figure out who he wants to be and his
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: very seventies and very sexual and I think Bob Fosse
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: choreographed it. And anyway, so when I was a kid
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: auditioning for musicals at like musical theater camp. I would do.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: One of Pippin' songs was this corner of the sky.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Everything has its season, everything has its time. Show me
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a reason and I'll show you a rhyme. Right, pretty song. Wait,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: let me get to the chorus for you don't pour us.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Get to the chorus.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Do you remember it?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on, shut up? Rivers belong with they can ramble,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Eagles belong with eagles. Eagles eagles, Eagles belong with they
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: can fly. I've got to be where my spirit can
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: run free. Gotta find by corner of the guy.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Damn big round up plug man?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Can you do thunderous applause?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: There?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, I did go to theater camp. I loved it.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: It's actually what started my acting career. And uh, you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: know it was like you going to that fame school.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: How did you find out about theater camp? That's the question.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to go to you know, I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: was my dad was doing community theater and he's a lawyer,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: but his hobby was he was always in the plays
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and he was amazing. You know, you knew my dad.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: He was charming and funny and he was always always
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: got the leads. So I would go as a little
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: kid and you know, eight years old and watch my
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: dad in the local play be the lead and make
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: everybody laugh. And I was like, I told you this.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I want to be this, this is
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: a job, like I want to be a part of this.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And then the normal camp. Again, normal camps had so
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: much to do with like sports, it wasn't like exciting me.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And my parents were like, you know, there are theater camps,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and I was like, go on, and I went to
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: one called Bravo first, and then that one closed down,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: and then I went to a stage or which is
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: still alive and very very much alive. It's like the
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: most popular one. At twelve eighteen, when I say to Elliott,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you had your chance with me, I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: literally said out loud, oof, Like I told you. I've
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: been writing down my my, my lols. I literally wrote
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: down oof wow, Like that was so fucked up to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: And not only was it fucked up, but it was
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: just I mean, it's totally fucked up, but it's so
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: below the belt, dude, it's.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: No who would say that. I mean, it's such a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: dicky thing to say.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: And even if she's not even if she's not jealous,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: you know what she turns out to be at the end.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: What a dick, dude, right, what a dick? Jd was
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: such a dick for that. But it worked, It works.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Fucked up thing is that it worked. But let's not
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: get ahead of ourselves. Thirteen fifty two. Cox knows your
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: name first time he ever knows it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: GUESSI.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he calls you Turk. He goes, your name's Turk.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, so right, right right, That's how he
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: finds out I'm Turk. Your turk? Got it?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? When you show up, when you show up.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: To the surgical consult? Do you remember this?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: Do you?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: But do you remember it?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I remember from what do you remember?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: How I couldn't get surgical consult right? And so I
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: wrote the song did someone call for a surgical consult?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: And I did that for like twenty minutes before we
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: shot this episode for this episode.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Because there was a tongue twister surgical consult.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Not only that, I just couldn't put together surgical consulet.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Like I walked in the room a couple of times
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and was like, did somebody call for a And I
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: didn't know what a surgical consult was. And so because
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what a surgical consult was, I couldn't
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: fath I couldn't put it together in my brain.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: So did someone explain to you what a surgical consult was? No?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I just sang a song.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: See that's interesting. See Donald has uh, your way of
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: learning would be like, I know what I'm gona do.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn that fucking into a song, and that's
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: how you learned it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And that's what I did. Yeah, I remember, I remember
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: the That was one of the first times in the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: show where I was like, I'm costing the crew all
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: of this time right now because I can't get this
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: line right. I went home and I know I studied
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: this shit, but for some reason, this word sounds foreign
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: to me. And so because it sounds foreign to me,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I can't deliver it the way I want to deliver it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: And so I sang it over and over and over again.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And when it finally felt like I could throw it
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: away and it wasn't something that I had to think about,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: no problem.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Bam, that's good.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: That's a good trick. It's always good to have those
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: little devices.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we need them.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I have a device that I learned where if you're
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: trying to remember someone's name, you picture someone that you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: know from your past who has that name in their
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: exact position, and then you can you'll always remember the
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: person's name.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Does that work?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, tell you try it. If you're listening, you
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: really got I gotta remember this guy's name. I want
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you to pick someone from your history, and let's say
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: they're a barista at the Starbucks. You go through whatever,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: and you and you're like, oh my god, I know
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: this guy. I gotta remember. Well, they have named tax
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't count, but you know what I mean, someone who
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you're like, I really want to remember this person's name.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Picture someone from your past, the weird and more eccentric,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the better, in that exact spot, and then it'll lock
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: in and he'll always remember their name.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I have played myself the way JD played hisself when
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: he was like when he went home that night and
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: he put roses on the bed.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: You've done that, Oh dude.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I remember one time. I'm not even sure if it
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: was a definite thing, but this young lady who I
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: was dating at the time, and we were pretty young,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: so you know, it took it wasn't like we were
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: having sex, so we were leading up to that. I
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: she was like, yeah, maybe I'll come over, and I
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna be romantic, okay. And I went
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: to Pizza Hut because that's what I had money for,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and I got two personal pan pizzas and I put
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: it on the floor in my room at my mom's house.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: And I took the blanket off of my bed and
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: put it on the floor. First of all, I cleaned
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: my room.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Also, how old are you put the blanket? I don't
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: want to talk about age ages.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: And it'd be funny if you were like, what do
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you mean thirty five?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Right? Ages is important at this point. And I put
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a blanket down. I got a brick to hold the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: blanket down in the middle of the blanket and put
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: candles on the brick, lit the candles, set up the
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: pizzas with the soft drinks, and waited for her to
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: come over. And she didn't come Oh. And when I
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: look back, I remember calling her and be like, well,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: you didn't come over, and she was like, I told you, well,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: maybe i'd come over. And I took the maybe as
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: she's coming over.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Wow, And I and that young woman's name Rihanna.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Right, And that young woman's name was Beyonce Knowles.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I I once really liked a girl when I was
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: living in Manhattan out of college, and I, I'm not
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: much of a cook, but I asked my stepfather, who's
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: a really good cook, for a recipe to impress this girl.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: And so I spent the whole day. This was first
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: date I knew her. Though she was I knew her,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: but this was the first time I was asking around
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: and we were going to meet at my apartment and
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: then I was going to take her to circ to
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: so let So I spent money on like circus light tickets.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't have, you know, I was a PA. I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: didn't have much money, and I spent the whole day.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I was so excited. She came over and she was
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: so upset, pissed off about her day and like rambling
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: about her day and yeah, this happened, and my boss
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: was dead. She barely even like acknowledged the fact that
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I had spent this entire day making her dinner.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Did she well, did you say I spent the entire
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: day making No.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like I didn't want to
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: rub it in, but I was like, I made you
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: dinner like this happens all the time when you're dating me,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and uh, and didn't eat any of it. I think
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: she nibbled on it and was unimpressed. And I never
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: really made anyone food again.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Did you take her to sark to silet?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did I but yeah, I took it a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: shirk to silt. And then I think, you know, she
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: had a good time, and I think I got friend.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Zoned and then you got friend zoned.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Well, so there you go. And since then I never
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: made anyone dinner again.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I hear that. Let's take a break.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: Guys, we're gonna let the fan in now.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, what's up, guds?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Welcome actors, real friends. Let's Joelle do a formal introduction.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Now that we're all here, we have our manual.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I stole it. I stole it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: He works at a children's hospitals.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: That's so amazing, man. Thank you for being I imagine
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you're you're out there being a frontline worker as we speak.
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, And you know I wouldn't I'd be
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: remiss if I had an introduced my roommate who also
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: works in the hospital.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: He's an administrator the be A Hospital system.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Wow, you guys are the perfect guest for our for
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the show. Wow, Joel, we're good producing. You got some
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: solid guests.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: Joel's best.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: So what's it been like these days at a children's hospital,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Because you know, we hear out in the world that
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: children aren't getting affected as much, but then of course
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: now we're hearing in New York some are and what's
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: it what's it like these days?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's funny.
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: So during the height of the COVID epidemic, you know,
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: we weren't getting as many kids, at least not as much.
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: Like so I work in the ic you in the hospital,
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: so we weren't getting as much in the ICU. But
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: since but now lately we've been getting you know what
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: they've been talking about then you used the whole systemic
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: inflammatory response like.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: Post COVID type of thing.
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: So that's like very interesting to see because you know,
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: we weren't seeing a lot and people were saying kids
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: weren't getting affected as much, and now we're seeing them
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: come in with all these different symptoms and so you know,
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: it's it's a learning experience, but we have seen something similar.
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: It's similar to like the kawas hockey disease that they're
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: talking about. We have an idea of how to like
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: treat it, but it's just interesting to see that it's
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: popping up now.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: You know, our kids making full I know there are
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: some that that didn't make recoveries, but our kids making
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: full recoveries. Like you hear about patients that get COVID
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: and you know their bodies have been pretty much destroyed
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: by the virus. Yeah, what about what the children? Are
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: the children making the recovery with this new kawiski yeah thing. Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: So thankfully, most of the patients that I've taken care
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: of personally have recovered. I mean, you know, there are
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: some cases that I'm sure have not gone our way,
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: but for the most part, from what I've been seeing personally, like,
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: our patients have been recovering and a lot of them
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: have been doing pretty well.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: When you went to nursing school, and you obviously could
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: choose any area you chose, what I would imagine is
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the most hardcore thing being an ICU nurse at a
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: pediatric hospital. I mean, you must have days where you're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I mean you must have days where you're just emotionally crushed.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: So I chose pediatrics because when I was younger, I
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: was you know, hospitalized for a bit, and so I remember, like,
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: you know, all the nurses that took care of me,
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: and so when I became a nurse, I kind of
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: wanted to give back and take care of those patients.
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: And it is very, you know, emotionally heavy sometimes, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: you know, I work with such amazing people and you
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: could always rely on that. And then I got right here,
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: who's in a health field, so we could aways talk
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: to him, and I got and I just let I
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: have a good support network of people that I could
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: always talk to and rely on if.
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: I'm feeling down. And you know, thankfully we have more
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: good days than bad days, and so you kind of
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: rely on those to kind of get you through.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like the bad days are behind you
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: right now? As far as far as what we're dealing with,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I thought so. But with this new you know, Kawasaki thing,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: we're definitely seeing more paince that's like, you know, I
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: see you. We're having more of those kind of patients
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: in there, but thankfully a lot of them are doing good.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: So I remain hopeful still so well.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I got to tell you I've spent some
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: time in ICUs because I had a very sick sister
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: and a very sick father. And you know when these
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: icy U nurses, they're they're like superheroes. When you when
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you when you have someone who's just so responsive and
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: so on it, you want to hug them because you know,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: by the time you're in an ICU, you know things
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: are pretty dire. And yeah, and so I'm virtually hugging
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: you right now. You're getting atual COVID proof hug.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. It looks like I'm saying, what conda?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: That is a hug? That is a hug? What Conda? Forever?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: And a hug?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Oh God? All right, do you guys have a question
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: for U?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: For us?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: That's why we're here to do to answer any conditions.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: He's got he's got a book. You know, we have
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: some people, we have some people, We have some people
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: come on em Manuel and we asked him give a
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: question the whole point of coming on the show. And
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: they're like, what what now?
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Question now?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: A Manuel pulled out like a Manuel pulled out, a
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Manuel pulled out a binder, We.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, all right.
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: So I know you guys had talked about why you
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: guys are doing the show, bringing yourselves into the character
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: and making it a little bit easier to play. But
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: one thing I wanted to is there anything about the
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: character that you played that you brought into your own
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: personal lives?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Is there anything about Turk that I brought into my
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: own personal life?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought j D.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: That's the best answer, actually, But.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I brought out like think of like when you're adjusting
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: a picture and you can crank the saturation.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I brought out Donald's feminine side. You did that, You
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: did because when I first met Donald, he had a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: lot of this love of musicals and being silly and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: shit inside of him. But he was his front was
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like yo, yo, yo, let's go play basketball. And now
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: look at me, he's fucking singing Pippin left and right.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I went to school with a bunch of
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: theater kids and stuff like that, and I remember being like, oh, suckers,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: a bunch of theater kids, right, And now I look
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: back at it and I'm like, I wish I was
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: a theater They used to sing all of these songs
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and I wanted to sing the songs.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: But you know, I was a sucker. I was just
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: a sucker. And now I look at it and I'm like, yeah,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, so there is that. There is that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: a lot of the things that JD and Turk did
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: as best friends opened me up to be way more
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: comfortable around men than I was before. Yeah, and not
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: to say that I wasn't comfortable around men, but you know,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: it's different. It's way different.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, You're more comfortable just
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: being whoever.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously correct me if I'm wrong, but what
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you're saying is you're more comfortable just being whoever you are.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I think as young as young men, we have to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: put it up. We always put up all these uh
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously I can't speak for the for the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: women's experience, but as a young man, you feel like
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you have to put up all these fronts like I'm
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: tough and I'm straight and and uh and anything you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: did that was lightly slightly effeminate, you know, high school kids,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: middle school kids were like, oh, you're so fucking gay
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: and all this shit. And I think what what I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: felt with with with scrubs and uh brought out in me.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: And I think Donald was like, all right, I'm just
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be like whoever I am and be that.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: I know I and I knew that it was an
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: issue for other people when I made a comment when
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: playing basketball. I made a comment like, you know, like
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I said some and silly, like my nipples are hard.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: And the dude that I was playing basketball with was like, yo, man,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: come on, man, man, what's going on with that? And
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you have you you're not comfortable.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: You have your own issues.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, it's not my issue, that's your issue.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good answer. Don I don't know
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: if I had top Donald's answer, but I will say,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and this is not just because you're a hero. I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: see you, nurse. I think I brought a full on
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: respect for what even even though we were faking it,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: what it's like to work in this profession, and such
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: a respect for people who work in the medical field
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: and how hard it is. And Donald and I had
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the luxury of pretending to be doctors and getting the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: fun of pretending to save lives and pretending to come
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to the rescue, and now you know, as a younger
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: man when we were doing the show, I didn't have
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: that many experiences. But then after living many more years
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: and had more life experiences where I was just pleading
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: with medical professionals to save important lives. To me, I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: think I had so much more respect and especially now
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: with this COVID insanity and and people fighting back against
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: medical professionals. I don't know if you saw that amazing
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: shot of the nurse standing in the in the in
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: the crosswalk when when there was like an anti COVID
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: lock up protest, it reminded me of It reminded me
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: of the of the guy standing in front of the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the tank. Yeah, and I just thought, I don't know,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I have so much respect and love for for nurses
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: and doctors and EMTs and paramis. When I was a kid,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be a paramedic. I thought there's nothing
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: more badass about flying down the street in an ambulance
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: to come to.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: The I agree with that too. I take my health
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: way more serious now, you know what I mean. Before
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I was very afraid to go to the hospital. There
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: was something scary about going to the hospital, especially as
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: an African American male. It seems like, you know, yeah,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of my relatives and everything didn't go to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: the hospital until it was the last resort. It's the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: last thing that I've tried, every home remedy I could do.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Disinfection isn't going away. I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: fight it. I'm gonna fight it. Holy cow, I can't
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: feel my leg. I think I should go to the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: hospital now, you know what I mean. I think while
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: making scrubs, it became all right, I don't need to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: be afraid of because it's not They're not gonna kill
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: me if I go. Yeah, I might die if I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: don't go, though, so let me let me take care
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: of what's going on with me as soon as it
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: pops up. And then I became a hypochondriac. Now all
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I was at the hospital like every
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: five sec. If I had a you know, if my
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: nose was running, I was like going to the doctor
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: real quick.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Don'd know these things. He has the worst thing, He's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: that guy. I'd be like, dude, it's a zi it's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: a tumor.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: Right, may better sad?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Sorry? Right?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have another question for the legendary Donald Faison.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Yes, can they hear me? So, Doctor Cox was your
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: mentor on the show. Do you guys have like a
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: mentor in real life during your acting careers? Wow?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Very good question.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: So many, whether they realized they were my mentors or not.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: I have so many mentors. Bill Lawrence has been a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: mentor to me. He taught me how to tell a joke.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like I might have always been funny, you know,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: but there's a process to telling a good joke, and
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: when you stumble on words that are meaningful for the punchline,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: it makes it so the joke doesn't work. Uh. And
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: so because of that, I've been very lucky to work
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: with someone like Bill Lawrence, who really taught me the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: anatomy of a joke and how to tell a joke.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: He's one person, Denzel w Washington my whole life, whether
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: he knows it or not. After working with him, and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: remember the Titans too, you know, he's always been a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: hero of mine and also a mentor. You know his
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: if you listen to interviews with Denzel Washington, and you
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: know he's just a very deep mind and a very
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: very good actor. And so he's one of those people
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: that I've always looked up to, and when I finally
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: got to meet him, he's definitely a hero and a mentor.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: When you were on that movie, did he ever say
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: any any He gave.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: One tip one time. Mostly he led by example. He
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: you know, he's very hard worker, you know what I mean,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: and comes to work prepared and to get you prepared,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: he'll run lines with you over and over and over
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: and over again, right so that when the camera rolls,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: you're ready to play. But he gave me one bit
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: of advice because we were as a bunch of young men,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: were all in our early twenties, and we're messing around
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: and where you know, it's a movie about football players,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: and we're doing you know, we're giving each other elbows
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: and you know, uh, pretending that we're punching each other
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: in the face and everything like that because we're all
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: young men. And he was like, you know, I did
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: this movie Glory, and I was like, go on, and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: he was like, there was somebody in the cast who
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: used to do what you guys are doing right now.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: And I remember him looking at me because I was
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: very excessive about you know, one, I played around way
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: too much. Still to this day. I play around way
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: too much when working. And he was like, and this
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: dude would play around and he would pretend to punch
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: people in the face and act like he was gonna
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: you know, and he would be joking. And one day
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: he slipped and hit an extra in the face, somebody
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: who was you know, been around the set and everything
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: like that, and laughed it off, and he punched this
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: guy in the face accidentally, but still punch this guy
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: in the face, and the guy started crying and taking
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: off his you know, jazz because he knew I'm about
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: to kick this man's ass and get fired. This is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: the end of me ever being in this movie. And
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I've been here for a while and I like these people.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I'm about to kick this dude's ask though, because he
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: punched me in the face. And the guy apologizes and apologize.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't need to go there, brother, No please, no, no, no,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: let's not do this. Let's you know, and finally, you know,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: they calmed the guy down and it's all right, don't worry,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: let's work this out. But he was like, you know,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: you guys are playing around so damn much. Somebody's gonna
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: catch a fence to this and get hurt, and you're
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: not gonna be able to talk him back. So my
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: advice to you all, as he's looking at me is
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: to shut this shit down. Stop doing this. And I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: remember being like, you're absolutely right, because if I punched
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: that dude in the face accidentally, he's not gonna he's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: not gonna care if it was an accident or not.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be upset and want to break me up.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: So that's amazing story. And I just love that Denzel
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: was like, so I did this film glory? I would
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: say for me, I mean can't. The first answer is
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: obviously Bill Bill Lawrence, who created the show. He taught
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: me so much about acting and directing and how to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the business. You know, Bill's some people are good writers,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: but they're not savvy about the business and how to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: navigate the business. And Bill taught Donald and I both
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: a lot about how to navigate Hollywood and how to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: navigate the industry. And you're never on a job for
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: nine years, so it was like it was like grad school.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: We learned so much over the course of nine years
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: and a lot of and to this day, when I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: have a script that I'm writing, I gave it to Bill.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: When I have a first edit of a movie i'm directing,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I show Bill and he comes in and gives me
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: really tough notes and good notes. So Bill first and foremost,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and then I guess my My version of the Denzel
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: thing is, I just got to work with Robert de
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Niro in a film, and he's a He's a huge
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: hero of mine. And just watching the way he worked
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and how humble he was and uh and how he
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I just just being on set with a legend like that,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I felt like I was getting I was becoming a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: better actor. And there were a handful of little things
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: he did that I like, Oh, I'm gonna try and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: do that next time, and and uh, and he's just
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: a huge inspiration to me. I love I love that man. Donald.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: I'd give him another question if they're very, they're very nice,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: one question, very, they're very we're going long, though we're
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: going out.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Let's keep it short because the show people don't want
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: to hear it an hour. And this might be a
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: little Zach.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: It's like week three months into COVID, and uh, the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: George hare is going extra long, So I need to
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: know your shampoo and conditioner.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the trick. I'm going to tell you something
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that some people. Some people are gonna think it's nasty,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: but don't wash your ship. Let it get dirty. What, baldy,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: you were not allowed to weigh in this conversation.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: I have I might not have a lot of hair,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: but I have hair number one number two. When he
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: said ship, he meant don't wash your hair.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't do you guys use a washcloth in
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the shower. We're having a debate on.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: The I used to use the wash flaw.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're black man. That's why the thing I grow,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: That's why white people don't use wash cloths. Apparently, speaking
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: of that one thing we noticed we were just watching
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Everyone got shoes on in the house.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: It's sleep with the shoes on.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: What's up?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I never slept with my shoes on the show. Show.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: We just watched You make Out with and I had
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: shoes on.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: No, not you?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Oh me, Well, I think in the senior you're talking
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: about this episode that that we watched. Yeah, well, Sarah show.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: If Sarah Chalk throws you to the bed and mounts you,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be thinking about your sneakers. Bro, all right, No,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: my hair, I I don't wash a lot because I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: feel when I wash it, I don't like the way
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: it looks. But when I let it have its natural juices,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: it has a nice.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: That's from coming to America. Dude, what would you put
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: in your hair? Nothing? I just got juices and berries
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: that ain't nothing but ultrap.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: All right, on that note, we're gonna go. Thank you
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: guys so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Our pleasure, our pleasure. Wait, lastly, like we gotta we
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: gotta end this fucking thing. It's going so long, but
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I do listen, I'm gonna get in I know, Bro,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right into it. You think I was
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: gonna miss your favorite topic.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just putting it out there now.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: This episode has a Phantom Menace diss in it, and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I want to know you and Joel Mister and Missus
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Star Wars' thoughts on the Phantom Menace diss.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I don't like that they that they dissed the Phantom Menace,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: even though at one point I was one who didn't.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't appreciate the Phantom Menace as much as I
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: should have. Dave Felony. Yeah, the king that he is
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: when it comes to Star Wars. Talks about on this
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: new Mandalorian documentary series that they got going, which I've
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: been watching.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I'm watch that.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: It's really as a director, you're gonna love it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm friends with not to name drop, but I'm friends
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: with Deborah Chow who is one of the main directors
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: of Mandalorian. Right he was she was telling me, She's like, Zach,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: you gotta come see how we shoot the show. It
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: is unlike anything you've ever seen.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Dude, if you go, please take me. Isn't she directing
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: like all of these.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: She's directing every episode of Obi Wan.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Can you just tell her you have
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: a friend.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: She's the ultimate cool kid. I believe that they are
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: doing the Obi WANs in the UK. I would live
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: in the ut I will travel. But she was telling me,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna watch the documentary because I've been hearing
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: about it, that that Favreau took this technology that he
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: developed for Jungle Book and the other films and kind
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: of took it to the next level.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. Anyway, Baloney's talking about how in the Phantom Menace.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: That movie sets off everything, and I was like, yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: of course it sets off everything. It's episode one. He's like,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: but in the in the documentary he's like, No, if
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Qui gon Jin would have won the fight against Darth Maul,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Anakin Skywalker's path as a Jedi would have been way
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: better than I then what he was given because Obi
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Wan didn't look. I know, it's crazy, last.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I just wish the fans could see what I'm looking at.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm totally zoned out already, and Joelle is furiously nodding
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: like Donald is a preacher and she's in the choir.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: But look, obi Wan Kenobi was never a father figure
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: for Anakin Skywalker, and that was something that he was
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: missing his whole life, you know what I mean. He
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: was born from the force, His mother wasn't with anyone.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: There was no male that raised him. And if Qui
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: gon would have won that five, that father figure would
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: have been in place and he would have grown to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: be a better Jedi. And not necessarily so, when Qui
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: gon dies, that's Anakin's first failure, not his on purpose,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: but that's the first thing that fails in his life.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Then he loses his mother, then he loses his wife
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: and now he's freaking Darth Vader. And when I heard that,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I had already had an appreciation for The Phantom Menace.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: But that makes the movie twenty times even better.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Now, all right, Well, if if you happen to still
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: be listening.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: None of this is gonna make the pop. No, I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: think it should.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of diehard fans just like you two,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: and they'll probably love this.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: But non star wars and sex, I like that star
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Wars and sex are married together in this episode.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's wrap this episode up by talking about
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: the big Elliott JD kiss. It's very exciting. It was,
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  Speaker 1: I thought, I was. I thought it was romantic and
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  Speaker 1: well written and well shot and h and granted, very
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  Speaker 1: well performed.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, I think.
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  Speaker 1: I think right off the bat, you could see that
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  Speaker 1: Elliott and JD had chemistry and and it was it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was romantic and sweet and I liked it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say so far, this is one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorite episodes that we've watched, and it's not
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  Speaker 2: necessarily the funniest episode, but it kind of reminds me
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  Speaker 2: of a John Hughes movie. It kind of reminds me
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  Speaker 2: of you know, the movies that I grew up on,
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  Speaker 2: where the nerd in the movie is chasing after this
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  Speaker 2: young lady this whole time, right, and his best friend
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  Speaker 2: is right there next to him, this female best friend
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  Speaker 2: is right there next to him, and he doesn't realize
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  Speaker 2: that his best friend is the is the better is
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  Speaker 2: the better choice for him? And he's chasing after something
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  Speaker 2: that seems to be the right idea, and then at
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  Speaker 2: the end of it he realizes, oh, that was that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't that. She wasn't what I was looking for. And
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  Speaker 2: the best friend goes, I know because I am, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I like that Sarah, and I like that Elliott
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  Speaker 1: made the move that I thought that was kind of
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  Speaker 1: cool that she was the one who stood up and
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  Speaker 1: like went for it, like she was the one who
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  Speaker 1: said no, because I did. I did.
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  Speaker 2: I was jealous.
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  Speaker 1: I was jealous. Yeah, And then you know it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's meant to be a little bit of an edit.
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  Speaker 1: But she she looks like she pushes me down a
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  Speaker 1: whole hallway into the bed, right like you stumbled all
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  Speaker 1: the way I did, Like no, I did like a
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  Speaker 1: fucking matrix. Fucking shit down the She pushed me like
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  Speaker 1: I was Keanu down the whole hallway on that note. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: cut that ship out, Hey, that was fun. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: We love you, don't we? Donald.
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  Speaker 2: We love everybody out there. I even love the haters.
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  Speaker 1: I love y'all too, Yeah, because they they the haters. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: they're your motivators.
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  Speaker 2: No, Hey, to motivate, that's absolutely right. Hate or motivate,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, hate or motivate. You know you can be
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  Speaker 2: on you gonna do You're gonna be a hater or
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be a motivator.
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  Speaker 1: Listener, you gonna be in the stands. Are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: get on the motherfucking court and play?
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  Speaker 2: You got big dreams. You want fame will fame costs?
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  Speaker 1: And right here Starnati, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: I got one more thing to say, one more thing
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