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Luna Is Stuck In Hoppe's Wall! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.28.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. This Jed York arrest shows everything
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  that's wrong about these prostitution. Oh, yeah.
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  If you have to get a prostitute, you're a loser.
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  Oh, yeah. That means you got no cash. was you
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  have a police department that is spending time
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  going to prostitution websites. Oh, yeah, those,
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  like, weird -ass sites. Mm -hmm. Luring guys,
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  essentially. Yeah, it's got to be weird having
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  to talk to everybody. Like, oh, yeah, I'll bleep
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  your bleep and bleep! And getting them to agree
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  that, yeah, I'll pay X and... Yeah, if you're
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  putting it in writing, you're a dummy. Mm -hmm.
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  Return... So there's that. And then here's the
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  news report on that moron. He's going in for
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  the touchdown. This morning, growing fallout
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  from an off -the -field scandal rocking the San
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  Francisco 49ers. I used to work with people that
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  were kind of affiliated with them. If you know
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  what I'm talking about, you do. If you don't,
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  you're missing out. And Jed York is not very
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  liked. Just weeks before the NFL season kickoff
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  with this mugshot of the team's principal owner,
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  Jed York, going viral. You look like every stupid
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  Gen Xer. The last thing I was expecting to wake
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  up to is Jed York mugshot in an orange jumpsuit.
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  It is Palestine, Ohio with a trailer park. According
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  to court documents, York pleaded no contest to
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  one count of disorderly conduct. Oh, yeah. Monday,
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  amended from the original charge of engaging
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  in prostitution. Oh, I hate this. I got caught
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  in prostitution. It's always weird when you see
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  everyone. You're like, hey, you're the prostitute
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  guy. Investigators say the Ohio native responded
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  to an undercover ad placed on a known prostitution
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  website. Oh, yeah. You got a girl at the bar.
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  They all probably know you're a douche. Hey,
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  Alexa, how far is East Palestine from Youngstown,
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  Ohio? East Palestine is about 20 miles south
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  of Youngstown. Yeah, so stop, stop, stop. Alexa,
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  shut up. Alexa, you are annoying. The people
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  that I worked with were from that area. So it
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  counts or it makes sense. by a local human trafficking
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  task force. Yeah, pretty much telling you you
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  have no game. I would love to see the group chat
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  of his ex -wife. They're all laughing at you.
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  Rick Ross says he is unbeatable and mad and he
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  needs to go on a stream and get his ass kicked.
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  This is not NFL news, but I am sick and tired
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  of Enos Cantor freedom. I know the WNBA doesn't
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  know what to do with transport, but you're such
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  a freaking insufferable douche. You think you're
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  being so edgy and wild. And as that NBA, WNBA
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  player said, she's not going to bang you. She
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  isn't. She's not going to bang you, so I'll be
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  cutting him. You're an annoying troll with nothing
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  going on who's not playing in the NBA anymore,
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  and you're only 34, so you're kind of young.
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  Mm -hmm. And you've always been an outspoken
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  guy, but this is just annoying. You're a troll.
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  You haven't played in four years. Mm -hmm. And
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  you averaged 11 points. You weren't bad. But
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  Jesus Christ, the more you learn about these
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  athletes, they're insufferable. Can you imagine
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  getting kicked out of the freaking WNBA game?
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  How much of a douchebag you have to be? How much
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  of an insufferable asswipe you have to be? Tell
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  us what Natasha Cloud... said to you what was
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  she yelling at you when she toward you herself
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  i watched the game and it was an amazing time
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  oh yeah now he's doing that thing where he's
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  acting like he's innocent and then the second
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  half towards the you know third quarter uh they
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  put sophie conningham in oh yeah she ain't gonna
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  bang you and i remember uh around three the last
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  three minute mark and i put my hand in the air
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  to something right and then natasha cloud saw
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  that My celebration. Literally the next position,
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  she came back and she started. Possession, not
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  position. Oh, yeah. Yelling at me and said, she's
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  not going to sleep with you. She's not. You got
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  no game. You're a troll. Go join Outkick and
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  be like Kurt Carden. Wait, wait. Who's not going
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  to sleep with you? Sophia. Sophia Cunningham
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  is not going to sleep with you. I don't even
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  understand. Yeah. Shut up, you hag. You're annoying.
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  Blah, blah, blah. God, is MAGA that freaking
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  bored? Um, let's see here. What's going on here?
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  Spring forward, fall back. Many of us grew up
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  hearing this reminder to... Can we get rid of
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  it? What do you mean many of us grew up? Everyone
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  did. It's still around. It's not like it went
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  away. I want it to go away. Change our clocks
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  twice a year. But after a recent push from President
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  Trump and lawmakers to make daylight saving time
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  permanent. One of you asked for clarification
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  on where the legislation stands. Thank you for
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  asking Rochester. Right now, Shauna says, I am
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  writing to inquire if there are any updates regarding
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  the daylight saving time schedule for this year.
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  Following the passage of the recent bill, could
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  you clarify whether we still will be turning
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  our clocks back or if we will remain on the current
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  time permanently? Got it. As of today, the Sunshine
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  Protection Act has only passed the House of Representatives.
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  What are they waiting for? Are you going to have
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  high gas prices? Hi, groceries, at least give
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  us this. It has not yet been put to a vote. Yeah,
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  and the thing was, Trump once said, like, it's
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  a divisive topic. Your whole existence is divisive.
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  The Senate, and there are no votes scheduled
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  right now. Yeah. What are the politicians doing
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  besides weekend at Bernie's with Mitch McConnell?
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  A big argument against it, darker mornings in
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  the... Whatever, get over it. I had to wait at
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  the bus stop in negative five degree weather
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  to go to school. Oh, it's dark in the morning
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  for the kids. They have flashlights on their
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  phone. Shut your ass. Winter time. In our area,
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  the sun would rise as late as 8 .30 in the morning.
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  It's kind of cozy, you know. You're hanging out
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  in the dark. In the winter months. Oh, we're
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  still a bunch of wussies. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. How
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  do you feel about retirement? I know that 25
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  year old me will be like, are you crazy? It depends
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  on what you mean by retirement. I'm never going
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  to stop doing things. Why is it every unfunny
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  comedian has liquid death next to them? By the
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  way, Jimmy Kimmel just needs to go away. He's
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  not that funny. He thinks he's better than everybody,
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  and he seems like a douchebag. Oh. So it's just
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  a different, it's just a different scenario.
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  It is incredible that I'm still on the air. It
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  really is. Your ratings are average at best.
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  If I was a pilot, the whole plane would have
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  crashed. Oh, yeah. Guys, you need to make fun
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  of Trump for content. And listen, I am not a
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  Trump guy. But it's all he talks about. Jimmy
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  Kimmel, whose current contract with ABC. Yeah,
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  Mary Molly ruined him. He runs through May of
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  next year. It's coming off a dramatic year that
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  saw him repeatedly targeted by the president.
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  A bunch of losers with a little sensitiveness.
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  A bunch of wussies. The Republicans are like,
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  liberals are so easily offended. Shut your ass.
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  Briefly suspended by ABC. It definitely appeals.
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  Here's his wife. Watch that woman. To me, for
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  the nervous system of the household. Yeah, you
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  know, she's got to be so annoyed that he's going
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  after the president every day. I also feel. Like
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  I feel like Jimmy has like a fly rod in one hand
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  and like a torch in the other right now. It's
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  like he deserves. Yeah. Don't let the woman ruin
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  you. Because if you retire, you have to deal
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  with her. Go out there and just be on the river
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  and relax. But I also wanted to keep fighting.
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  He was amazing. We each say we were the other
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  one's rock. I mean. Man, she used to be hot.
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  What the hell happened? Kept things actually
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  funny and uplifting. Wow, she really aged. We
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  cried together a lot. Yeah, you cried. Their
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  ratings were never that good. Here's Dolly Parton
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  on LGBTQ in 2016 to Larry David. Didn't you recently,
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  though, throw support to the LGBT community?
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  Oh, I'm always encouraged. I'm not encouraged.
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  They've made me the poster child, I think, only
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  because I'm so outspoken as far as just being
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  accepting of people in general. I do not believe
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  that we should. criticize and judge other people.
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  I think we should be accepting and loving. We
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  are all God's children. We are who we are, and
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  we should be allowed to be who we are. Did any
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  of the faith -based communities that deeply believe
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  the other way take umbrage with you? Oh, absolutely.
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  They did? Oh, yes. I get it all the time. I keep
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  saying, well, if you're the fine Christian that
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  you're... You think you are. Why are you judging
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  people? Why are you? That's God's job. We're
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  not God. We're not judges. You know, we're supposed
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  to love one another. We're supposed to. Not judge.
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  And we're not supposed to take vengeance on other
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  people. That's God's job. So I got too much to
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  do on my own trying to do God's work, too. I
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  mean, not to, you know, to get into trying to
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  do all that. So, yeah, I have to, I suffer for
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  everything I do. I'm not out to make any, you
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  know, I just think that we should be more loving,
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  more caring. We are who we are. I love that,
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  baby, don't. Mm -hmm. We have a hot summer and
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  that feeling is even more intense for those who
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  have to work outdoors, including all of those
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  people who keep the AC running. Listen, as much
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  as I can't stand the executives at Duke Energy,
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  I think they're all ass wipes. But we got to
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  give a shout out to the linemen that are actually
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  doing the work, unlike the peppered CEOs. this
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  is lineman appreciation day and duke energy gave
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  news channel 8's eden hodges an inside look into
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  how they keep themselves safe while working oh
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  yeah here's the propaganda about how great duke
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  is screw you in the direct sunlight this line
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  of work is dangerous and it's so cute they got
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  this girl wearing a duke energy outfit you know
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  she wore it for like one minute this reporter
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  eden hodges You don't say sun and heat makes
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  working outside harder? Whoa! Breaking news!
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  You know what I'm saying? She's just Ms. Obvious
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  today. Ms. I can't assume she's single. But if
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  you're hanging out above the treetops, it takes
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  a little more effort to beat the heat. Yeah,
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  let's give a round of applause to these bad asses.
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  We call this industrial athletes. A lot of times
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  you're carrying 70 pounds of equipment. 70 pounds?
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  When you're trying to climb a pole or moving.
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  Oh, yeah. Man, this area is the pole climbing
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  area. You got pole climbing classes, strip clubs,
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  and linemen of the Duke Energy and Tackle Ticos
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  of the round. one area to another, and it's very
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  strenuous on the body. Guys, you got a round
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  of applause from me. And I suggest if you want
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  to make the time go by, I would say turn on Hoppy
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  Hour. I think that'll help on the club. All right.
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  No. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! Ravi, the I -team first
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  exposed officer Joseph Vecchio as part of a group
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  of CPD officers accused of unlawful traffic stops.
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  You don't say the Chicago PD are a bunch of,
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  you know, dirty cops. No way. As L .E .P. Bogus
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  Boy said in their song Chicago that the CPD is
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  the biggest gang. They're all a bunch of corrupt
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  douchebags. And this little millennial pretty
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  boy makes all cops look bad. You thug. And searches
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  in the near North and Gold Coast neighborhoods
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  two years ago. Now he's in Cook County. God,
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  he looks like an absolute twat. A lockup charged
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  with a brutal attack. The night of August 18th,
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  a woman scaled down her third -story O 'Hare
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  apartment balcony to find a neighbor and call
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  police. Yeah, you know, when you need the cops.
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  Bleeding and bruised, she told investigators
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  she was escaping her boyfriend, Officer Joseph
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  Vecchio. Yeah, he just looks like a pretty boy
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  douche. Probably wasn't that cool growing up.
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  So now he's got the cool job. Well, how does
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  it feel that you're a liar and a failure? Vecchio
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  had punched and strangled her, kept her from
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  leaving the apartment, Thug! and threatened to
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  kill her by Oh, good guy! Shut up! Yo, bitch!
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  and cracking her skull. Ah, yeah! The servant
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  protect people. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! You're no
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  different than the criminals, you thug! According
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  to court records, now he's charged with a felony
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  count of aggravated domestic battery. Yeah. You're
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  a douche! After viewing photos of the woman's
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  injuries, a judge ordered Vecchio be held behind
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  bars until trial. Oh, yeah. How does it feel
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  now, dude? All the people you probably, you know,
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  pulled over for being black. All the false imprisonment.
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  The people that didn't need to be arrested. Now
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  this is how it feels, you bitch. This CPD officer
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  poses a real and present threat to community
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  safety. You don't say! Vecchio has been relieved
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  of police powers but is still on the force. Oh,
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  that's good! Man, the cops wonder why we don't
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  like them. And this right here explains. The
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  police powers but is still on the force. He's
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  gotta be protected! Just like how the Catholic
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  Church protects priests, like this next headline,
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  the cops always protect their own and then wonder
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  why they're disliked because you're as dirty
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  as the criminals. All right. No. No! Happy Hot
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  Topic! Father Michael Flagler has been reinstated
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  at St. Sabina after being cleared of new child
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  sex abuse allegations again. You know what the
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  problem with the Catholic Church is? One of the
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  many things is that they have insurance. to pay
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  off the victims of sexual assault. And then what
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  they do, because they have a shortage in praise
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  because everyone knows that God's fake, what
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  they do is they just ship them off to the next
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  church and then go, why don't people believe
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  in God? Because you're covering up pedophilia.
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  If the Pope was so awesome about Chicago, he'd
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  kick this dude out. But no, they always protect
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  their own. ...him from decades ago. Eric is outside
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  the church with more Eric. He just looks like
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  a creepy church. Mm -hmm. Well, good morning.
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  The news came in the form of a letter from Cardinal
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  Blaise Cupich. Oh, yeah, the Cardinals. Oh, he's
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  the fan. The pedophiles. Check that Cardinals
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  hard drive. That said that Father Michael Flager
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  is going to be reinstated effective immediately.
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  Oh, yeah. Praise Jabez. By the way, Mary Magdalene
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  was an original OnlyFans girl. He is often found
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  on the front lines fighting violence in the city
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  or what he considers to be bad public policy.
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  Last month, he found out he goes, he does to
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  end gun violence with Jesse Jackson. Oh, they're
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  perfect for each other. On himself again, being
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  invested chasing douchebag to get it for sexual
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  misconduct. All right. And the Catholic church
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  is like, why don't you like us? Cause of that.
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  Oh yeah. That's a pretty show your ass. You stupid
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  creep. oh yeah we're not getting any younger
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  we should probably get the show going and um
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  by the way if you're listening on friday august
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  28th where'd the time go But if you're listening
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  like Monday, August 31st, if you're listening
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  on our affiliate in Fresno, because I'm not going
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  to lie and say this isn't pre -recorded, where
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  did the time go? And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
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  out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.
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  All kids out. FM DJ, your morning show prep begins
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  now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his good
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  qualities. A six person with a powerful tool.
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  On three. You ready? One, two, three, go. Door
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  is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and
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  you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. Oh my God. You would not begin
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  to understand, comprehend, or know the craziness
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  that goes on in my life. So, about a month ago,
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  my bathtub on the second floor was leaking on
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  the first floor. So, what happened, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, was they had to put
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  a hole in my wall and they fixed everything,
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  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, I've been
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  kind of lazy, you know, working and everything.
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  And what happened was, I've been noticing when
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  I come home, it's almost like a kid getting caught
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  going through the cookie jar as the parents come
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  home. But I'm telling you, I've been noticing
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  my cat was hanging out by the little hole in
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  the wall by the door when I would come home and
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  be like, oh no, I'm busted by dad. Well, I was
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  trying to get her to just sit on my lap for a
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  little bit. She runs around and the freaking
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  cat goes in the wall. So I had to put in a work
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  order. I should have got it done sooner, but
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  it's kind of hard to interrupt this. But sometimes
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  when I put my podcast first, inconveniences happen.
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  So right now, my cat's in the freaking wall.
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  Man, my cat is one of those cats that she thinks
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  she wants to be wild. And she thinks she wants
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  to live this crazy life and then is like, oh
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  my God. I hate it. I hate it. When I lived in
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  his old house, she climbed up the tree and then
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  was like, help me. Like, you're the one that
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  climbed up there. But it is Friday, you know.
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  Hold up. My mom's in there. She about to go to
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  work, though. Hey, I know you don't smoke weed.
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  I know this. But I'm going to get you high today.
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  Because it's Friday. You ain't got no job. And
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  you ain't got shit to do. That is very true.
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  I'm just looking at this hole in the wall. Very
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  strange. It'll be okay. I hope. My cat, you know.
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  Her legacy is making her dad's life as hard as
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  possible. You know, I don't know. Can I explain
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  to you? Now, granted, I was kind of not chasing
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  her around the house. I was just trying to pet
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  my cat. She just was doing this thing. She just
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  like runs around. It's all the full moon energy.
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  She was a freaking menace last night. That full
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  moon, dude. That lunar eclipse in the club. That
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  full moon was very strange. I got a cover bar
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  and a girl described the best. Looks like a piece
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  of paper was put over the moon. Now, I view it
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  a little differently than her, but it did kind
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  of look like that. Didn't it? Oh, full moon energy.
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  Let's manifest my care coming out of the wall.
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  This chaotic life I live. I got this right here.
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  Let me pause this. This show is very chaotic
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  today. But guess what? I'm a chaotic guy. So
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  right here. Got my cat food. You hear it? Got
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  this big 22 pound bag of cat food. Same size
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  as my penis. I'm kidding. Oh, it's Friskers.
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  What flavor is it? Gravy, man. Hey, Luda. You
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  dumb fuck. That was kind of mean. Hey, Luna,
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  you sweetie pie. I have this cat food. Now, only
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  good cats get the cat food, not the bad cats.
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  Not the cats that are hanging on the wall. Now,
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  it's okay if you're in a closet and you're gay,
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  Luna. I support you. I'm an ally. But in order
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  to get this cat food, you got to come out the
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  wall. A lot of times people say every radio show
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  sounds the same. I don't think there's ever been
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  a radio show that's talked about coming out of
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  the wall. All right, Luna, you hear this? I'm
• 25:39
  going to pour you some cat food. All right, there
• 25:42
  you go. I cannot believe my cat. I don't understand,
• 25:46
  man. Women. A boy cat would just scratch me.
• 25:54
  I just heard her. Eight, five, six. 49, happy.
• 25:58
  That's 8, 5, 6, 5, 4, 6, 7, 8. You know, my transitions
• 26:04
  are never the cleanest on here. I don't know.
• 26:12
  I just think the word goon is weird. You know,
• 26:14
  when you talk about, oh, yeah, I was going into
• 26:17
  her last night. That's the new word for masturbation.
• 26:20
  Find it very strange. Very off -putting. The
• 26:26
  word goon. I am totally gooning. I'm telling
• 26:32
  you. I came up with a brilliant idea for a South
• 26:35
  Park episode last night. Speaking of cats. They
• 26:38
  need to have an episode where like Carvin adopts
• 26:41
  a dog who identifies as a cat and meows a lot.
• 26:48
  There you go, South Park. There's your hour and
• 26:50
  a half long episode. And also. I've been seeing
• 26:55
  on TikTok, people have been really celebrating
• 26:58
  Charlie Kirk's anniversary of dying. Now, I knew
• 27:04
  Charlie Kirk growing up. Everyone knows that
• 27:06
  in the club. But I'm telling you, ladies and
• 27:10
  gentlemen, boys and girls, you're never going
• 27:11
  to hear me celebrate someone's death, no matter
• 27:14
  how much of a douchebag he was. And I'm also
• 27:20
  sick of seeing all the douchebags in my comment
• 27:23
  section. And also douchebags on TikTok like cops.
• 27:28
  I don't know what it is about my TikTok, but
• 27:33
  it loves to show me cops. And that's not really
• 27:39
  my vibe. I know we need cops, whatever. But they're
• 27:44
  not my favorite. You know what's an underrated
• 27:47
  feeling? I was talking to somebody last night.
• 27:50
  Nowadays, women just ghost. But you know what's
• 27:55
  an underrated vibe? Getting rejected. Getting
• 27:59
  told, hey, this sex is pretty good, but I want
• 28:03
  to see other people. I don't understand ghosting.
• 28:11
  How can you see a guy put in all this effort?
• 28:16
  And it's like he doesn't even matter to you.
• 28:19
  I got in trouble on TikTok. TikTok, you don't
• 28:24
  stop. The video, the last video that played on
• 28:31
  the best of Hoppy Hour in the beginning, which
• 28:33
  best of Hoppy Hour is an enumer. That is, you
• 28:36
  know, kind of an oxymoron. The best of, I mean.
• 28:40
  And we were talking about the priest that was
• 28:42
  getting away with touching kids. I got in trouble
• 28:45
  on TikTok for, you know, defending victims of
• 28:49
  sexual assault. So I guess TikTok's pro -sexual
• 28:52
  assault. And finally, before we go to break and
• 28:58
  I try to get my cat out of the wall. A round
• 29:06
  of applause. To my apartment complex for not
• 29:11
  only not raising the rent, but also lowering
• 29:18
  it by 20 bucks. We need to have a party at Hoppy's
• 29:22
  crib where we raise the roof because the rent
• 29:27
  didn't get raised. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 29:47
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 29:52
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 29:56
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 29:59
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 30:02
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen was
• 30:08
  so big it's not lacking any meat and that's what
• 30:11
  real women need stop cussing it looks like you
• 30:18
  went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 30:21
  the case might be in your hand and a sock you
• 30:23
  know whatever like thank you but also i would
• 30:26
  love to be Getting railed, but... As a reminder,
• 30:29
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 30:31
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 30:34
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 30:37
  around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will
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  be right back. Every day my weekend, man I ball,
• 31:02
  man I ball every night. Every day my weekend,
• 31:06
  we gon' ball, we gon' ball every night. Man,
• 31:11
  every day my weekend, hoes I be freaking. You
• 31:14
  blame it, make you rain, but drop, leave you
• 31:16
  leaking. Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't
• 31:19
  Puerto Rican. Michael Jackson, PC, my ice the
• 31:23
  like it's Christmas. Come out with my Cajun Bitch,
• 31:27
  I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a rabid
• 31:30
  Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban Two's from
• 31:32
  Afghanistan My car sits so high, don't stop,
• 31:35
  no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice, man,
• 31:38
  but I'm on that juice, man Give me five bottles
• 31:41
  of that goose, I get a loose man For real, baby,
• 31:44
  you come and do that on my hand I do this shit
• 31:47
  every day, ballin' to my plan Yeah, ballin',
• 31:50
  it's my nine -to -five, mean it's crooked, you
• 31:52
  a liar You the boss, so they think that I'm a
• 31:54
  rabid Versus nigga, you just sweet like Hershey's
• 31:59
  We've been in between ya, girl, five, three,
• 32:01
  surprise me You know I fuck with butch Overdosing
• 33:24
  on the strong Rolling quarters of the cook Club
• 33:26
  Miami Saturday Girls the baddest in my book I
• 33:30
  just want white on end While you lame niggas
• 33:32
  look Even on a Sunday I don't take a day Y 'all
• 33:36
  was clubbing and then staging In my nigga Q -Angelo
• 33:39
  Chickens see the insides First they take they
• 33:42
  shirt off Second when they hear our songs Then
• 33:45
  they take they skirts off Third she gonna serve
• 33:47
  us Mouse stick her tongue out Four hours later
• 33:50
  fuck I'm a cash cow, every day my weekend, livin'
• 33:57
  life on a fastball Every day my weekend, man
• 34:02
  I ball, man I ball every night Every day my weekend,
• 34:07
  we gon' ball, we gon' ball every night Oh, sure.
• 34:34
  Oh, yeah. We got 12 days until the NFL returns.
• 34:50
  Aren't we all excited? Oh, it's going to be so
• 34:58
  good, you know. To see who's going to win the
• 35:04
  Super Bowl. As Tony Romo was officially charged
• 35:09
  with an OWI in Wisconsin. But the report is that
• 35:15
  he will not be getting let go by CBS. There's
• 35:19
  way too much money there. And he's way too talented.
• 35:25
  to just be like, uh, like that. Mm -hmm. Also,
• 35:28
  the Pro Bowl is a no more. So, there you go.
• 35:34
  856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -49 -5 -6 -7 -7 -3.
• 35:40
  All right, what's going on? Well, it ain't...
• 35:54
  Over till it's over, the NFL commissioner says
• 35:57
  Arlington Heights is still very much alive in
• 36:00
  the race to land the next Chicago Bears stadium.
• 36:02
  Yeah, you know, they want nothing to do with
• 36:05
  Indiana. In an address to NFL owners, Commissioner
• 36:10
  Roger Goodell acknowledged he had met with Illinois
• 36:13
  lawmakers recently about keeping the team in
• 36:16
  Illinois. You know, he's trying his hardest to
• 36:21
  make it happen. He doesn't want it to happen.
• 36:25
  New details this morning about the arrest of
• 36:27
  San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York just weeks
• 36:31
  before the start of the NFL season. Show me your
• 36:33
  hands. Yeah, the loser. If you're going to get
• 36:41
  a hooker, at least go to Vegas to get your rocks
• 36:44
  up. Don't do anything. This police body camera
• 36:49
  footage, first obtained by the New York Post,
• 36:52
  shows the moment York was detained during a prostitution
• 36:54
  sting in East Palestine, Ohio, Sunday. York,
• 36:58
  wearing a Yankees t -shirt and his wedding ring,
• 37:00
  gets out of a gray SUV and appears to question
• 37:06
  officers. The way the Yankees are nowadays as
• 37:09
  a franchise, it makes sense to have an owner.
• 37:14
  We're a Yankees, you know, out there. Can I ask
• 37:18
  what you're doing? What are you doing here? I'm
• 37:22
  just driving. He's then placed in handcuffs.
• 37:25
  You meeting anybody? No. As officers search him.
• 37:28
  You're just driving around in East Boston? Yeah.
• 37:34
  According to court documents obtained by NBC
• 37:36
  News, officers found $160 in cash. That's a cheap
• 37:41
  hooker. Not even a high quality hot piece of
• 37:44
  it. You got more cash involved, dude? We got
• 37:47
  cash. And accused York of responding to an undercover
• 37:50
  ad placed on a known prostitution website by
• 37:53
  a local human trafficking task force. He was
• 37:58
  arrested for engaging in prostitution, later
• 38:01
  pleading no contest to an amended charge of disorderly
• 38:04
  conduct. All right, there you go. Don't get us!
• 38:07
  There's been times I've been really alone, and
• 38:09
  I don't care. Here's T .J. Ward on Drewski's
• 38:14
  CTE skit. And I think CTE, universally, is the
• 38:18
  only disease it's allowed to be made fun of.
• 38:21
  I agree. It's all the... And when something's
• 38:27
  funny, it's funny. Some of the situations in
• 38:30
  that skit, like you said, was a couple of funny
• 38:32
  moments. But overall, I'm going to put my sensitivity
• 38:37
  cap on. I am. Sensitivity cap. Here is Marvin
• 38:42
  Lewis on Joe Brown. Let's talk about the Brown
• 38:47
  family. Every time, Mike Brown doesn't give a
• 38:50
  shit about money. Don't waste it. All the money
• 38:53
  goes to the football team, and that football
• 38:56
  team win it. The man has no outside habits other
• 38:59
  than reading big -ass thick books that I used
• 39:01
  to just look at. All right, Marvin Lewis. You
• 39:04
  never won a playoff game! Here's Josh Allen on
• 39:08
  the difference between turf and grass. Yeah,
• 39:12
  I think grass is healthier for our bodies. I'm
• 39:18
  to a point in my career now that when we practice
• 39:21
  inside on grass, on the artificial, I can feel
• 39:24
  it the next day, you know, and move out there.
• 39:26
  I feel great. And I think any guy, he's like,
• 39:29
  please get down, get rid of it. Uh, here's the
• 39:33
  Sean Watson's five -year contract broke down.
• 39:35
  So as we all know by now, back in 2022, the Browns
• 39:38
  signed to Sean Watson to a five -year $230 million
• 39:41
  contract, which was fully guaranteed. Doesn't
• 39:45
  matter if he's on IR or benched or hurt or whatever,
• 39:48
  he's getting every single penny. Man, the Browns
• 39:51
  are stupid. But then again, we are talking about
• 39:56
  the Broads. That contract comes out to $46 million
• 40:00
  a year. There you go. Enjoy that. Here's Russell's
• 40:05
  top five game -changing quarterbacks. Who are
• 40:07
  your top five quarterbacks that are game -changers?
• 40:09
  Top five quarterbacks game -changers, I'm going
• 40:11
  to say Josh Allen. Yeah. Not in any particular
• 40:12
  order. Josh Allen. I think Caleb Williams. He
• 40:15
  reminds me of a young me. I think Caleb Williams
• 40:17
  is going to be up there. And I like that cockiness.
• 40:25
  Game changers, Apache Mahomes. Game changers,
• 40:29
  Lamar Jackson when he's hot. And game changers,
• 40:33
  I think the last one I would say is that Joe
• 40:36
  Burrow is healthy. I agree with that. And by
• 40:39
  the way, there's a chance Diana Rossini might
• 40:43
  return. How are you going to trust her? She's
• 40:46
  a bust. And there's this memory. What's going
• 40:55
  on, Ryan Hoppy? This is Tony Romo. I'm just getting
• 40:58
  filled in by Justin Penny about all your hard
• 41:00
  work this year. I just want to say congratulations.
• 41:03
  I'm proud of you. Justin says very highly of
• 41:05
  you. And good luck the rest of your senior year.
• 41:08
  Go get them. Justin also wanted me to tell you
• 41:12
  that you're lame. All right, there you go. Thanks.
• 41:15
  Leah Remini joining the Real Housewives of Beverly
• 41:18
  Hills. I'm so going to watch it. Oh, geez. I
• 41:23
  just coughed from doing that little voicing.
• 41:25
  Carrie Hefferton on the Real Housewives of Beverly
• 41:29
  Hills. Sign me up. Someone with the name Mr.
• 41:32
  Child P. I'm not going to say the word. I was
• 41:34
  arrested for child porn. I guess I said it. Jax
• 41:38
  Taylor says that Bernie Cartwright's trying to
• 41:40
  sabotage him. Yeah. She's a crazy broad. Of course
• 41:46
  he would. Madden reaches a $16 .7 billion deal
• 41:51
  for social media addiction. Panda Express employee
• 41:57
  climbs over fryer while cleaning. That's nice.
• 42:01
  Lena the Plug and Adam 22 faked their divorce.
• 42:04
  And Kyle Singler, who never really made it in
• 42:09
  basketball, but still played at Duke. Had some
• 42:14
  opinions about Coach. Okay. And before then,
• 42:18
  Orlando Bloom had a crush at one time on Bianca
• 42:22
  Chopra. So there's the happy hour news here.
• 42:27
  And before the video loads of Kyle, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 42:33
  That's 856 -494 -6773. Yes, my cat's still on
• 42:37
  the wall. You can tweet at me at Ryan Happy Radio.
• 42:40
  You can always email me. Ryan, I have your radio
• 42:44
  at gmail .com. Hey, Luna! Hey, Alexa, how do
• 42:48
  you get a cat out of the wall? Hear that faint
• 42:54
  meow? Stay quiet. Give the cat space and lay
• 42:58
  a trail of warm tuna or its favorite treat just
• 43:00
  outside the opening. Move the bait slowly farther
• 43:03
  out until it slips out or gently use a long -handled
• 43:06
  grabber only if you can see it and it's willing.
• 43:09
  All right, that's it. Very strange. I'm not going
• 43:12
  to give her the food right by the fucking door
• 43:14
  because I don't want her to go. Alexa, stop.
• 43:18
  You're like a hairy woman. You keep talking.
• 43:22
  All right. Here is Kyle. Man, Coach K has set
• 43:28
  me up. Oh, man. All this is real here. Set me
• 43:33
  up, man. I have no power. I have no house. I've
• 43:41
  reached out to coach. And everyone has turned.
• 43:48
  He is mentally disturbed. How do I know that?
• 43:54
  Because I'm mentally disturbed. I've reached
• 44:00
  out to coach. He has. Fully dismissed. Just a
• 44:10
  message. You guys are cutting my power off. Yeah,
• 44:24
  probably not paying the bill. As much as I hate
• 44:29
  paying my electric bill. Breaking into my house,
• 44:32
  stealing money. I hope you get help, bud. If
• 44:37
  you really peaked at Duke, that is not good.
• 44:44
  What's going on? Florida man was arrested for
• 44:46
  allegedly pouring methamphetamine into a one
• 44:48
  -year -old child's sippy cup. There you go. Nassau
• 44:52
  County. Represent us well. Alexa, what city is
• 44:59
  in Nassau County? Answer on volume seven. Long
• 45:05
  Beach is the city in Nassau County that appears
• 45:07
  at rank 7 in the 2026 city list. Wow, that did
• 45:11
  not help. Alexa, shut up! You're not helping
• 45:14
  me! When a man stops chasing you, pay attention.
• 45:18
  If a man stops chasing, stops texting first,
• 45:21
  don't get it twisted. That's not a game. That's
• 45:25
  not some trick. This feels like dreadful. That's
• 45:29
  a man who's finally... seen his own worth. I
• 45:34
  agree. Whenever you don't hear a fellow woman,
• 45:37
  you're like, I guess I don't matter. Here is
• 45:41
  Joy Taylor. Everyone's favorite bust down. Talking.
• 45:49
  About if $5 ,000 is enough for a woman's allowance.
• 45:52
  If I pay all of your bills, like all of the bills,
• 45:55
  I will then give you $5 ,000 and you won't work.
• 45:59
  That would not work for me. I have not even done
• 46:02
  all of the things that I do to... I don't need
• 46:05
  to hear you. She went from like hot piece of
• 46:08
  ass territory to annoying hag. It's like, shut
• 46:10
  up! Here's the latest from BunnyXO. I'm in bed
• 46:14
  with somebody next to me. Oh, yeah! You're getting
• 46:20
  passed around like a blood. And Haley's in bed
• 46:24
  with somebody next to her. And fucking... We're
• 46:30
  texting and we're talking. It was the funniest
• 46:33
  conversation ever. It is the funniest fucking
• 46:36
  conversation and I said something. I bet it's
• 46:38
  not. Why? Because you're a dumb blonde. You're
• 46:43
  stupid. Oh, you are. To where we both fucking
• 46:50
  lost it to where I had to sit up in the bed because
• 46:53
  I was laughing so hard holding the laugh in.
• 46:56
  You're holding other things in. Nori slams DJ
• 47:00
  Vlad. Real quick, I didn't want to address this
• 47:03
  in front of y 'all, but I will. I will. Vlad
• 47:06
  TV. I don't front on everybody. I front it on
• 47:14
  you. I did to you what you do to our culture.
• 47:19
  I bent you over and I fucked you. Jays. Here's
• 47:28
  Jelly Roll making fun of Trump. Or talking about
• 47:30
  Dolly Parton. We lost a legend today. The great
• 47:35
  Dolly Parton. She was such an inspiration to
• 47:38
  so many. Myself included. Got it. We're both
• 47:41
  from Tennessee and she meant a lot to my family,
• 47:43
  y 'all. And she's the only time I say. We used
• 47:48
  to sit around the kitchen table and listen to
• 47:50
  her music together as a family. I'll never forget
• 47:52
  it. I learned so much for Dolly over the years
• 47:54
  about songwriting, how to handle this crazy business,
• 47:57
  and how to support your community. So I want
• 47:59
  to send my love to East Tennessee and Sevier
• 48:01
  County right now. I'm representing her. We love
• 48:03
  you, Dolly, and we miss you. Damn. Still very
• 48:08
  strange having a cat on my wall. I don't know
• 48:10
  something about it. Here's a guy saying Chief
• 48:14
  Keef's the only drill era rapper that made it
• 48:17
  out. He's alive because he literally found a
• 48:20
  way to stay alive. Vaughn is dead because he
• 48:22
  literally found a way to get himself killed.
• 48:25
  And Dirk is sitting in prison facing life without
• 48:27
  the possibility of parole because he found a
• 48:29
  way to throw away all his success. Yeah, he's
• 48:31
  really stupid. Throw it away. At the end of the
• 48:37
  day, a winner is going to find a way to win and
• 48:39
  a loser is going to find a way to lose. I agree
• 48:41
  with that. Mm -hmm. Eight, five, six. 49, happy.
• 48:47
  Oh, this is a very happy hour headline. Right
• 48:50
  here. Right here. If you don't come as a guy,
• 48:54
  she loses her fucking mind. Yeah. Hands down.
• 48:56
  Any guy who's had that experience, they've had
• 48:57
  this. Oh, yeah. A woman does not like when you
• 49:01
  don't finish. But the girl, and they didn't finish,
• 49:03
  she is just, what the fuck's wrong with me? All
• 49:05
  right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Of course, it's
• 49:11
  right after we're talking about a guy coming
• 49:12
  that Luna comes up. We're going to do this. Let
• 49:18
  me turn on cat music. I don't want her to run
• 49:21
  back into the wall. She must have heard me, you
• 49:25
  know, talking. She's eating the food on the ground.
• 49:35
  Jesus Christ. Luna, don't do that to me. 856
• 49:44
  -49 -HAPPY. I love how we went from talking about
• 49:46
  this to Luna. If you don't come as a guy, she
• 49:50
  loses her fucking mind. Hands down. Any guy who's
• 49:52
  had that experience where they slip the girl
• 49:53
  and they didn't finish, she is just, what the
• 49:56
  fuck's wrong with me? I'm going to just keep
• 49:58
  playing my cat because I get a background while
• 50:00
  playing these dirty clips until my cat walks
• 50:02
  the other side of the room. She's right by the
• 50:04
  wall, so I don't want her to go back in. Let's
• 50:08
  see here. 856 -49 -Hobby. This is a ridiculous
• 50:11
  show. Here's the recap of Lil Durk's trial. Lil
• 50:14
  Durk trial. OTF Jam is on the stand and off the
• 50:17
  bat. The prosecutors asked, who helped you commit
• 50:23
  the unalignment of Lou Pab on August the 19th,
• 50:26
  2024? He said Lil Durk. He said Diddy. He said
• 50:31
  Vonnie. And now they're pretty much unpacking.
• 50:34
  and backtracking and slow walking the entire
• 50:37
  relationship between Dirk. I mean, OTF Jam said
• 50:41
  that Dirk took care of him, his mother, and basically
• 50:44
  saying that Dirk groomed him to be his shooter.
• 50:48
  We actually just left out on the break where
• 50:51
  OTF Jam said that when he was in Miami, he saw
• 50:54
  somebody standing around and he confronted them.
• 50:56
  And it turned out to be one of Tory Lanez's artists
• 50:59
  that had on a whole bunch of jewelry. And OTF
• 51:02
  Jim said, hey, man, ain't got no jury. I'm about
• 51:04
  to rob him. And then suddenly Dirk said, now
• 51:07
  that's the Jim that I've been looking for. And
• 51:10
  then we went on break, man. This man is singing
• 51:12
  like a bird and has left no stone unturned. Like
• 51:17
  the video, subscribe to the channel. We got to
• 51:19
  break it down, man. It seems like OTF Jim was
• 51:23
  a fed or an agent before he even got out and
• 51:26
  has been used the entire time to spy on Lil Dirk
• 51:29
  and get intel on him. Hey, as I was playing,
• 51:35
  I went over and of course you went back into
• 51:37
  the wall. What the fuck did I do? Freaking laugh.
• 51:43
  I think I just have to move the cat food to,
• 51:48
  I'll figure it out. At least she's still alive.
• 51:50
  Don't know what that can. They want a good man
• 51:54
  until they actually meet one and realize he's
• 51:58
  not easy to deal with. A good man isn't. convenient.
• 52:03
  He doesn't bend to chaos. He doesn't abandon
• 52:06
  his values. Hell yeah, we don't. Here's a divorce
• 52:12
  lawyer talking about a prenup. Default prenup
• 52:15
  of the state that you most want to override when
• 52:18
  you're writing a prenup. Like if people could
• 52:19
  just do one thing, the one line prenup, what
• 52:22
  would it be? The marital presumption. The presumption
• 52:24
  that all property acquired during the marriage
• 52:26
  is marital property. Object to equitable distribution
• 52:28
  and that marital property will be broadly construed
• 52:32
  in separate property. Broad! Pretty narrowly
• 52:35
  construed. Cut. There you go. Eight, five, six.
• 52:38
  We're just keeping this on. Forty -nine, hoppy.
• 52:40
  Eight, five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven,
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  ten, eleven, thirteen. I don't think it's reasonable
• 52:44
  for a man who's obese and balding to be like,
• 52:47
  I don't want a woman who's obese and balding.
• 52:48
  I agree with that. You compare stats. You also
• 52:51
  have to look at, okay, what are women getting
• 52:53
  out of it and is that a good deal? A man who...
• 52:55
  Who's like a loser and is like, well, I want
• 52:57
  a girl who's a supermodel and gives me four kids.
• 52:59
  I don't think he should get married. You're right.
• 53:01
  All right. What an annoying. Oh, come out the
• 53:11
  wall. Ah, geez. Genuine question. Do people actually
• 53:16
  like dating? Like male or female? Like y 'all
• 53:19
  like this shit? I don't either. They're all annoying.
• 53:23
  You're all wishy -washy. You're ghosting and
• 53:26
  you're like, why'd you move on? Well, because
• 53:29
  you ghosted. I hate dating. Like, you couldn't
• 53:32
  pay me to go on a date. I know. I'll pay you
• 53:36
  for other things. I'm gay. 856 -49 -HAPPY. I
• 53:42
  don't care how hot you are. If you make my life
• 53:45
  more stressful and chaotic than it already is,
• 53:48
  you can't be there. Too many men fall into that
• 53:51
  trap. I agree. You think luxe or everything.
• 53:55
  I've dated some hot ass women and they're all
• 53:57
  just freaking hot. Here's Heather McDonald talking
• 54:02
  about stand up comedy and how she claims. Nikki
• 54:06
  Glaser stole from her. I had my own weird weekend
• 54:10
  that could have been something if there was a
• 54:12
  real housewives of standup comedy. Okay. So this
• 54:16
  is what happened. And I just think this is such
• 54:18
  a housewife type of thing. I'm at pickleball,
• 54:21
  very housewife. So, and I start getting messages
• 54:23
  from people who are in a show of another very
• 54:27
  much more famous. comedian Nikki Glaser was doing
• 54:30
  stand up and the first thing I see is she just
• 54:32
  did your Drew Barrymore lash blast mascara bit
• 54:36
  and I'm like what and as a comedian that's like
• 54:39
  a really big deal and especially when it's a
• 54:41
  more famous comedian it's like you immediately
• 54:45
  think like oh shit you know if I open Hulu six
• 54:50
  months from now and my bit is on her special
• 54:52
  like alright so she's mad I got copied the uh
• 54:56
  102 .5 The Bone after show was never talking
• 54:59
  and John Brennan said I couldn't talk. And now
• 55:01
  what is Johnny B do? He talks. Here's Dolly Parton
• 55:07
  talking to Bunny XL. How was that for you, walking
• 55:10
  out on that stage at 13, being introduced by
• 55:13
  Johnny Cash? It was scary. Yeah, I can imagine.
• 55:17
  I remember my heart was beating like a drum,
• 55:19
  but I always said my desire to do a thing has
• 55:23
  always been greater than my fear of it. So I
• 55:26
  just try to hold on to that. Johnny Cash introduced
• 55:29
  you, and he's known for his powerful presence
• 55:32
  and mentorship. What do you remember about your
• 55:35
  interaction with him that night, and did he say
• 55:38
  anything to you that stuck with you throughout
• 55:39
  your career? He said hello. That stuck with me
• 55:43
  because at that time, I thought, see, I had seen
• 55:46
  Johnny Cash at another time when we were sitting
• 55:49
  in the audience, and I had the biggest crush
• 55:51
  on him. Oh, my goodness, yeah. All right, there
• 55:54
  you go. Here's Blake Boston talking about...
• 55:56
  Blake Blossom talking about when an old man had
• 55:59
  a heart attack. Oh, geez. This man that I was
• 56:03
  having sex with. Okay. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.
• 56:05
  Oh, my God. Actually, this is actually really
• 56:07
  scary. And this is why you have to be very careful
• 56:09
  about, like, medications and drugs on set. Oh,
• 56:11
  it is. And, like, being careful because you never
• 56:13
  know, like, what people are going through. And
• 56:15
  so this was an older gentleman. And so he was
• 56:18
  f***ing me, f***ing me. And he goes, oh, God,
• 56:21
  my chest. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And I'm like, whoa,
• 56:26
  what? And so I'm like looking back like, huh?
• 56:29
  And he's like, I need my heart pills. Go, go
• 56:32
  get the heart pills. Hey, leave the sound effects
• 56:37
  to me, asshole. That's what I thought his heart
• 56:41
  was going to do. That made me laugh. Here's Walker
• 56:50
  Flocker calling out Raising Cane to Wingstop.
• 56:53
  I'm mad as fuck at y 'all. I just ate raisin
• 56:56
  canes for breakfast. And I found out that shit
• 56:58
  was fake. Chicken. And Wingstop. Y 'all dead
• 57:07
  ass wrong too. Y 'all niggas eating that Tyson
• 57:10
  microwave chicken. Fat butt. You gotta tap down
• 57:15
  for that one. Here's some fans protesting Free
• 57:22
  Dirk for Lil Dirk outside his case. Y 'all pull
• 57:26
  up, man. I'm giving out shirts, man. We outside.
• 57:29
  We on some piece of positivity, man. Oh, yeah.
• 57:32
  Nothing screams positivity like having people
• 57:35
  killed. Yo, yo, yo. He's going to pull up. He's
• 57:45
  going to pull up. Rapper Dex is in trouble. TMZ
• 57:51
  has learned rapper famous Dex has been arrested
• 57:53
  for domestic battery. He just looks like a woman
• 57:56
  beating piece of garbage. Records show the rapper
• 58:01
  was taken into custody Sunday and booked on domestic
• 58:03
  battery charge. Dang, what an idiot. Mm -hmm.
• 58:08
  Here's Takashi69 on Lil Durk. Who is that? This
• 58:42
  is a porn star. I don't think it's Brandy Love
• 58:45
  talking about porn. But more importantly... Ryan
• 58:49
  Kelly. Ryan Keely, I guess. It's a one -way ticket
• 58:52
  to Queef City. So what are some things that you
• 58:55
  wouldn't recommend? In a shower. On any hard,
• 58:59
  pointy surface. Fitting in someone's mouth without
• 59:02
  consent. Same thing with clapping, hair pulling.
• 59:05
  Oh, yeah! Actually, no, hair pulling's fine.
• 59:08
  Piledriver. For those that don't know what Piledriver
• 59:10
  is, can we... Okay. All right, there you go.
• 59:14
  Delightful podcast. Here's Cardi B's latest video.
• 59:19
  She accidentally announces something at Chipotle
• 59:21
  that hasn't been announced yet. You don't got
• 59:22
  no power? You don't... You don't got no power?
• 59:27
  You don't got no power like that to make Chipotle
• 59:30
  change their chips? You don't got no power to
• 59:33
  make Chipotle change their chips? Yeah! She's
• 59:35
  got an annoying voice. There you go. Mm -hmm.
• 59:45
  Texas Roadhouse releases statement after being
• 59:47
  accused of spitting in black people's food, claiming
• 59:49
  it's an online hoax. Well, there you go. And
• 59:52
  then there's this scumbag. Hayden Panettiere's
• 59:55
  boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, was allegedly sliding
• 59:57
  into a woman's DMs just months before Hayden's
• 1:00:00
  death. Oh, wow. He's talking to other women.
• 1:00:01
  No way. Here's a new Family Guy skit. Modern
• 1:00:05
  day women in a nutshell. I'm so done with modern
• 1:00:08
  men. I want a traditional man, you know? Yes,
• 1:00:11
  exactly. A traditional household where the woman
• 1:00:14
  cooks and cleans and looks after the kids. Oh,
• 1:00:17
  so you want to have a slave. Well, no man can
• 1:00:19
  tell me what to do. I'm a female boss, an entrepreneur.
• 1:00:23
  This will never work. Chloe, are those slides
• 1:00:29
  still not done? I want them on my desk in an
• 1:00:31
  hour or you're fired. Yes, sir. Oh, and someone
• 1:00:35
  spilled some coffee at the copy machine. Clean
• 1:00:37
  that up, will you? We have clients coming. Of
• 1:00:40
  course, sir. There you go. Kai Sinat says Rockstar
• 1:00:49
  is going to take his money after, you know, the
• 1:00:54
  GTA 6 comes out. And then here... I want to play
• 1:00:58
  it uninterrupted. Here's Young Gravy talking
• 1:01:01
  about his success in 2022. Give me a range of
• 1:01:05
  what you're getting from the streams, what you're
• 1:01:07
  getting from touring. How do I think about that?
• 1:01:11
  I'm trying to remember a good year. We go with
• 1:01:15
  2022. It's probably my biggest year. This is
• 1:01:20
  not the average year in music, but I think I
• 1:01:24
  went on two tours, almost three. which ended
• 1:01:29
  up being 108 shows in one year. And those, let's
• 1:01:36
  say, I guess a good example is a college show
• 1:01:37
  where it's just a straight up flat payment and
• 1:01:43
  you just go and do it and keep it pushing. Those,
• 1:01:46
  especially during that year, I'd say were like
• 1:01:48
  anywhere from 80 ,000 to 100 ,000 a pop. And
• 1:01:51
  a normal tour show, if it's sold out, everything
• 1:01:56
  goes well. it's probably like 50 to 60 ,000.
• 1:01:59
  Um, and then you do a bunch in a row. So it adds
• 1:02:02
  up. Obviously you subtract the costs of the tour
• 1:02:05
  bus, everyone that's on tour with you and all
• 1:02:10
  their expenses. I think that year my netted around
• 1:02:17
  7 million on touring. And then I did a few brand
• 1:02:24
  deals and The streaming income from my other
• 1:02:28
  catalogs probably ended up being around $4 million
• 1:02:33
  on top of that. Let's say maybe $1 million from
• 1:02:36
  investing. Because I remember the total was like
• 1:02:37
  around $12. And then you got your taxes and your
• 1:02:43
  management commissions. So half of that. Yeah,
• 1:02:47
  about half of that. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856.
• 1:02:57
  494 -677 -367. What do we got right here? Here's
• 1:03:03
  Mia Khalifa talking about being blackballed by
• 1:03:07
  companies. Peace Prize. You tweet at her? No,
• 1:03:12
  I commented on her TikTok. So you comment on
• 1:03:15
  one of her TikToks saying queen? Yes. And she
• 1:03:17
  comments back. Because she had just recently
• 1:03:18
  created one. And she comments back and Mia didn't
• 1:03:21
  even know this until I sat down today. She broke
• 1:03:22
  the news to me. I started freaking out. Wait,
• 1:03:25
  no, you sat down and you were like, can I ask
• 1:03:26
  you about Malala? And I'm like, I don't need
• 1:03:28
  to. Blah, blah, blah. Prefer jerk it off, dude.
• 1:03:33
  Violet Myers talks about why she doesn't shave.
• 1:03:35
  Why don't you ever shave your bush? One, that
• 1:03:40
  area when you're getting wax freaking hurts.
• 1:03:43
  Okay, I'll tell you that. Whether you do a laser
• 1:03:45
  or waxing, it hurts. And I do the sides. I like
• 1:03:48
  trimming it. So even then, that little piece
• 1:03:50
  hurts. When I first got started in the industry,
• 1:03:53
  I didn't have one. And before I started shooting,
• 1:03:56
  my agent was like, oh, have you ever thought
• 1:03:57
  about growing a bush? And I was like, no, like,
• 1:04:00
  that's very gross. And then he was like, well,
• 1:04:02
  you should consider it because if you do it,
• 1:04:04
  you'll probably get more work because there's
• 1:04:06
  more movies with Harry than there isn't. Hell
• 1:04:09
  yeah. I don't like non -Harry. It's too, I don't
• 1:04:11
  know. The Wendy CEO admits the food quality has
• 1:04:15
  gone down and he's going to make it better. Shut
• 1:04:17
  the fuck up. Here's my favorite porn star. Autumn
• 1:04:22
  Falls talking. I just want to check her out for
• 1:04:24
  a minute. When the guy just doesn't get hard.
• 1:04:27
  And so we're there for like a longer period of
• 1:04:30
  time. I was 18 and I literally, I cried a little.
• 1:04:37
  I was like, is it me? Am I the problem? I've
• 1:04:40
  gone through that before. Yeah. That's the worst
• 1:04:43
  thing ever. Yeah. Well, because it can be offensive.
• 1:04:47
  Usually, I don't have that. I'm good with that.
• 1:04:49
  Yeah, I'm always perfect. I always come. Shut
• 1:04:52
  up. What's going on here? Here's a little bit
• 1:04:55
  of her video. Here's her highlight reel. There
• 1:05:06
  you go. The best autumn fuzz. 856. 49, Hoppy.
• 1:05:13
  DJ Academic says prosecutors were upset with
• 1:05:16
  Kanye West showing up to Dirk's trial. Refused
• 1:05:21
  to stand for the jury when the break started.
• 1:05:24
  Yeah, I was told that Kanye was coming. Many
• 1:05:27
  jurors and public are in awe of Kanye walking
• 1:05:31
  into the courtroom. It seemed like a big distraction
• 1:05:34
  from the very serious testimony taking place.
• 1:05:37
  Yeah, well, you know. From what I'm hearing,
• 1:05:40
  Dirk is kind of inviting public support on this
• 1:05:44
  stuff. I'm not going to lie. They're saying Dirk
• 1:05:45
  is not opposed to public support. Of course not.
• 1:05:50
  Trappler Ross is saying it's distracting. Oh,
• 1:05:53
  yeah, I can imagine. Here is Abella Danger talking
• 1:05:58
  about her bucket list. Even in the industry for
• 1:06:01
  such a long time, a lot of people don't realize
• 1:06:03
  how hard it actually is to get into. Yeah. I'm
• 1:06:06
  a bucket list girl. I want to do everything I
• 1:06:09
  wanted to do. And I just wanted to be like, Nana,
• 1:06:11
  shut up. This is my one. Like I went skydiving.
• 1:06:14
  You brag to your family about porn. Nice. Here's
• 1:06:18
  Lisa and Sam. Porn's pretty racist. You like
• 1:06:21
  a white porn business and a black. porn business
• 1:06:25
  you know and you even see certain things like
• 1:06:27
  you know certain female stars uh you know certain
• 1:06:32
  white uh porn you know female porn stars will
• 1:06:34
  be advised not to do scenes with black actors
• 1:06:36
  early in their career and then maybe do that
• 1:06:39
  later on you know what i'm talking about i know
• 1:06:41
  exactly what you're talking about and this is
• 1:06:43
  a topic that i was hoping you were going to bring
• 1:06:45
  up and if you didn't bring it up i was going
• 1:06:47
  to ask you if we could talk about it Interesting.
• 1:06:50
  856 -49 -HAPPY. Trump wants to rename Lake Ontario
• 1:06:53
  to Lake America. I guess the purpose of this
• 1:06:55
  more than anything else is we're going to be
• 1:06:57
  changing the name of Lake Ontario effective immediately
• 1:07:02
  to Lake America. There you go. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 1:07:09
  That's 856 -494 -6773. Boozy responds to Rod
• 1:07:15
  Waite following their exchange. Boy, shut your
• 1:07:19
  pussy ass up. Boy, you a straight bitch. You
• 1:07:21
  a cap rapper. Right here. Boy, shut your big
• 1:07:25
  pussy ass up, boy. Nigga, you done took 15 niggas
• 1:07:31
  music and made a career out of it, nigga. Boy,
• 1:07:34
  you a straight bitch. Oh, yeah. Nigga, let's
• 1:07:41
  talk about it. Nigga, you done took 20 niggas
• 1:07:44
  music and made a motherfucking career out of
• 1:07:46
  it, nigga. I agree. Eight, five, six, 49, happy.
• 1:07:50
  On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument,
• 1:07:55
  which I don't... All right, we already heard
• 1:07:56
  that audio before Bunny XL talking about that
• 1:08:00
  argument they had. That must have been a wicked
• 1:08:03
  argument. Mm -hmm. And Adrian Broner is facing
• 1:08:06
  a criminal trespass for going to the Seminole
• 1:08:09
  Hard Rock. casino and his band that's how much
• 1:08:13
  of a loser if you get banned from a hard rock
• 1:08:16
  casino you're a freaking loser like that's loser
• 1:08:20
  energy they want your money you idiot they probably
• 1:08:25
  realize you don't have any more money alright
• 1:08:27
  time for radio news yo motherfuckers motherfuckers
• 1:08:35
  motherfuckers I hate yo yo yo Static crackles,
• 1:08:41
  Hoppy on the air Spilling radio secrets, man,
• 1:08:44
  he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
• 1:08:46
  in pairs DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program
• 1:08:50
  directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
• 1:08:54
  rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
• 1:08:56
  they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than
• 1:08:59
  the bass line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting
• 1:09:02
  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
• 1:09:04
  the booth Morning shows faker than they laughs
• 1:09:12
  at six. Producers ghost write, hosts write the
• 1:09:15
  scripts. Interns running miles, unpaid trips.
• 1:09:18
  While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks.
• 1:09:21
  He's the voice that the FM fears. Mic in hand,
• 1:09:24
  cutting through veneers. Pulling cards, no regard
• 1:09:27
  for careers. Broadcast assassin, they all in
• 1:09:30
  tears. All right, here's Jason. Oh, my bad. Shut
• 1:09:47
  up! Here's Jason Barrett, Garrett Seawright,
• 1:09:51
  my former boss and one of the best PDs I've worked
• 1:09:53
  with, John Mimola, and then Gus, Brandon Tierney,
• 1:09:56
  talking about a strong PD -host relationship.
• 1:09:59
  BT did this stunt in the Bay Area. We're like
• 1:10:01
  two months into the launch of 95 -70 game, and
• 1:10:06
  he's pissing off Oakland A's fans every day,
• 1:10:08
  ringing this bell because they would bitch that
• 1:10:11
  we don't talk about the A's enough. So every
• 1:10:13
  time he said the word A's in a broadcast, he'd
• 1:10:16
  hit the bell to the point where it started really
• 1:10:19
  pissing people off. So he says, look, I'm going
• 1:10:22
  out. I'm going to go in the bleachers, and I'm
• 1:10:24
  bringing the freaking bell. And I'm like. Man,
• 1:10:27
  the dude might get assaulted. And I'm trying
• 1:10:30
  to think of like, oh shit, my guy goes out. He
• 1:10:33
  does get assaulted or he punches a fan back.
• 1:10:36
  Tomorrow, I have to think about how the hell
• 1:10:39
  am I messaging this? What am I doing with the
• 1:10:42
  police? Thankfully, it didn't go that way, but
• 1:10:45
  I trusted him. And I said, all right. Can we
• 1:10:47
  let Brandon talk? Well, what's the worst that
• 1:10:49
  happens? He gets arrested. We wind up on the
• 1:10:52
  front page of the Chronicle. It generated a lot
• 1:10:54
  of attention for a brand that's brand new. What
• 1:10:58
  were we doing? Punching A's fans. Well, we're
• 1:11:00
  trying to get Giants fans. We need them or we're
• 1:11:03
  not going to have a format. All right, it's worth
• 1:11:05
  the risk. But if I didn't think it was worth
• 1:11:07
  the risk, I would have said, listen, man, here's
• 1:11:10
  what you're not thinking about and why I'm pushing
• 1:11:13
  back. But you've got to be willing to hear both
• 1:11:15
  sides. There isn't. No, let me preface it. I
• 1:11:25
  don't know. I don't understand. Okay, so all
• 1:11:30
  day long, I'm looking for prep. And before, there's
• 1:11:34
  this new trend where they just lie about what
• 1:11:37
  the video is going to say, man. God. Dan Bongino
• 1:11:40
  was adding another daily radio program. Oh, God,
• 1:11:44
  go away. I thought you were going to release
• 1:11:46
  the phone. Expands its partnership with a conservative
• 1:11:49
  media personality. The new show, titled The Bongino
• 1:11:51
  Report AM, will debut Monday, September 21st
• 1:11:54
  and air weekdays from 5 to 6 a .m. Eastern with
• 1:11:56
  affiliates able to air it between 6 to 9 a .m.
• 1:11:58
  Eastern. The announcement comes shortly after
• 1:12:00
  Bongino launched The Bongino Report PM, which
• 1:12:02
  airs from 3 to 6 p .m. Eastern. Oh, thank God!
• 1:12:05
  More propaganda! Sean Farash. Stephen A. Smith
• 1:12:08
  is calling out Don Lemon and Michelle Obama for
• 1:12:10
  declining invitations to his show. Yeah, I don't
• 1:12:14
  know. Stephen A. Smith is a liar! Hail to MAGA.
• 1:12:17
  After receiving a thumbs down award from the
• 1:12:19
  National Association of Black Journalists, Smith
• 1:12:21
  argued that several prominent Democrats have
• 1:12:23
  also avoided conversations with him, including
• 1:12:25
  former Vice President Kamala Harris, Representative
• 1:12:27
  Jasmine Crockett, former First Lady Michelle
• 1:12:28
  Obama, Don Lemon, and NABJ President Aaron Haynes.
• 1:12:32
  All right. And then this right here was the biggest
• 1:12:35
  racket by NBC Sports. Jordan's debut into sports
• 1:12:38
  media will likely only last one season, as Jordan
• 1:12:41
  is reportedly not expected to return to NBC Sports'
• 1:12:43
  NBA coverage next season. He didn't do anything.
• 1:12:47
  All he did was one interview with Mike Tirico
• 1:12:50
  where they chopped up the clips. That was all.
• 1:12:55
  Here's a woman saying why sports radio is so
• 1:12:57
  great. I completely concur with your sentiments
• 1:13:00
  about radio being such an excellent way of getting
• 1:13:04
  really great training for whatever is next in
• 1:13:07
  your career. That's the problem is it's the next
• 1:13:09
  in your career. And a lot of people want it to
• 1:13:11
  be that career. Mm -hmm. Turning Point USA is
• 1:13:15
  launching a new nationwide college tour for the
• 1:13:17
  fall 2026 semester. Let's promote hatred. The
• 1:13:22
  six -stop America Love It or Leave It tour will
• 1:13:24
  feature several prominent conservative voices,
• 1:13:26
  including Michael Knowles, Brandon Tatum, Riley
• 1:13:28
  Gaines, Ben Shapiro, and others. Oh, God. Oh,
• 1:13:31
  bitch. The organization says the tour will focus
• 1:13:34
  on American pride, free speech, and the nation's
• 1:13:36
  founding principles. YouTube is now more popular
• 1:13:38
  than live TV, according to new data from Attest.
• 1:13:41
  According to Attest's 2026 attention economy
• 1:13:43
  report, 90 % of US adults use YouTube on a typical
• 1:13:46
  weekday. All right, let's see here. So they have
• 1:13:51
  the typical usage. 90 % use radio. 83 % use Facebook
• 1:13:58
  or Instagram video. Streaming service is 79.
• 1:14:02
  73 % is live TV. 70 % is music. 65 % is news
• 1:14:08
  and websites. And 65 % is radio. Wow. You're
• 1:14:13
  really killing it. WBAL in Baltimore got rid
• 1:14:18
  of their local shows, but I thought radio wasn't
• 1:14:20
  dead. Speaking of someone that's really keeping
• 1:14:25
  the radio alive is Kevin Rolston from the KVJ
• 1:14:29
  show talking about Scott Shannon. I packed up
• 1:14:31
  all my stuff in my car. I drove all the way across
• 1:14:34
  country. Only to do an audition. So either I
• 1:14:37
  get this job or I'm working at the jack -in -the
• 1:14:41
  -box. And thankfully, I got the job. And that
• 1:14:43
  job started for me a two -year tutorial on just
• 1:14:47
  how to do a morning show just like Scott Shannon.
• 1:14:50
  It was the preparation, the execution, the work
• 1:14:54
  ethic, everything that went into it. And they
• 1:14:55
  don't do fake segments, which I appreciate. It
• 1:14:58
  was how to identify a huge moment, take advantage
• 1:15:00
  of it, how to make a deep emotional connection.
• 1:15:04
  With your audience. You know, it was really more
• 1:15:07
  than mornings. It was the mindset of doing mornings,
• 1:15:11
  which is all about how Scott does it. And I also
• 1:15:15
  stole his prep template that I used 31 years
• 1:15:18
  later. Adorable. Rick Thomas joins Malama Media
• 1:15:24
  as SVP of programming. Very proud of Rick Thomas.
• 1:15:29
  He was the greatest boss I've ever had. And a
• 1:15:32
  good man. So good job, Rick. And then here's
• 1:15:35
  Brandon Tierney saying there's not too much of
• 1:15:37
  Pat McAfee. It's a common thought. I don't really
• 1:15:40
  subscribe to that because I think the way ESPN
• 1:15:43
  is consumed now, it's just so different than
• 1:15:45
  when we were younger. Like, you know, there was
• 1:15:47
  a point, and this is not to disparage ESPN at
• 1:15:50
  all. I worked for them for over a decade, had
• 1:15:52
  a good, healthy relationship with them. It's
• 1:15:55
  a very different company now than it was when
• 1:15:57
  I was there, different points of emphasis. Back
• 1:15:59
  then, it was always on. In college, you had to
• 1:16:02
  come back. You had to watch baseball tonight.
• 1:16:04
  You had to watch SportsCenter. You had to wake
• 1:16:05
  up, get the morning highlights. It was just a
• 1:16:07
  part of the daily routine. JB, I know you can
• 1:16:09
  relate to that. Most of you guys can if you're
• 1:16:11
  old enough. But because we tend to parachute
• 1:16:15
  in, parachute out, check back in, check back
• 1:16:18
  out, even though he's omnipresent, it doesn't
• 1:16:21
  really feel to me. that he's always on because
• 1:16:25
  I don't watch ESPN the way that I used to. That's
• 1:16:28
  a good point right there. I appreciate it. A
• 1:16:31
  time for Hoppy's Hoops. We're going to manifest
• 1:16:37
  the unit coming out the wall. Brian Hoppy on
• 1:16:40
  the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama,
• 1:16:43
  living out the dreams. X -Wives Wilder, stories
• 1:16:46
  about the queens. Dropping knowledge bombs all
• 1:16:49
  in on the schemes. Hoppy's Hoops, man, he knows
• 1:16:52
  it all. So Jimmy Butler says he's living with
• 1:17:17
  his baby mama even though they broke up. Oh yeah,
• 1:17:20
  you know they're still banging a little bit.
• 1:17:23
  I know about crazy exes. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's
• 1:17:29
  8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. 6 -7. You can tweet
• 1:17:37
  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 1:17:39
  me. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Whatever. Tune in now
• 1:17:49
  you'll have a ball Hoppy Owl got that shock and
• 1:17:52
  awe Hoppy Swoops man he knows it all From skittles
• 1:17:56
  to the court rise and fall Tune in now you'll
• 1:17:59
  have a ball Hoppy Owl got that shock and awe
• 1:18:23
  Here is Charles Barkley in the WNBA. I always
• 1:18:26
  support the gay community. I always support the
• 1:18:30
  transgender community. I got love and respect
• 1:18:34
  for gay people and transgender people. But under
• 1:18:38
  no circumstances do I think men should play against
• 1:18:41
  women. Zero. I'm disappointed. And Adam Silva
• 1:18:46
  and Kathy. All right, so there's that. Blake
• 1:18:50
  Griffin's getting his own talk show. The Step
• 1:18:53
  Back with Blake Griffin on Prime Video. Here
• 1:18:57
  is Scottie Pippen on Jordan. And then when you
• 1:19:01
  saw that one interview with Shaq and Kobe, they're
• 1:19:05
  sitting across from each other. Patrick, by David,
• 1:19:07
  always tries to sound like Howard Stern. Right,
• 1:19:09
  that conversation that took place. Yes. And then
• 1:19:12
  you saw one with Magic and Isaiah. I don't know
• 1:19:14
  if you remember those interviews that they did
• 1:19:16
  like 10 years ago. Some like that. Eight years
• 1:19:17
  ago, 10 years ago. It was great to see Shaq and
• 1:19:20
  Kobe together. It was great to see. I can't listen
• 1:19:22
  to this. The music's dreadful. Michael Jordan's
• 1:19:26
  not going to return for the NBA coverage. What
• 1:19:30
  else? Here's Patrick Beverly. First play happens.
• 1:19:35
  And I see him tell Mike Beasley. He's like, no,
• 1:19:37
  no. He take out the ball from up top. In my mind,
• 1:19:40
  instant. Okay, cool. You're about to take this
• 1:19:41
  personal. He loses. Anytime basketball players,
• 1:19:45
  you take anything personal, you lose. I am. And
• 1:19:49
  I lean to the opposite. When you don't take things
• 1:19:53
  personal, you lose too because you're a loser.
• 1:19:58
  Here is Jason Williams' thoughts on Enos Kanter.
• 1:20:01
  Yeah, Enos Kanter, stupid. What the fuck he doing,
• 1:20:05
  dog? Thank you. Seriously. Why does he want to
• 1:20:10
  play with women? For attention. Why does he need
• 1:20:13
  attention? Because... Just do a podcast or some
• 1:20:17
  shit. Yeah, he probably could cook on a podcast.
• 1:20:21
  Royce White does a podcast. Why motherfuckers
• 1:20:24
  do you want to play with girls? Because he wants
• 1:20:27
  attention. I don't get that, though. Like going
• 1:20:33
  courtside. Come on, bro. Yeah. It's corny! It's
• 1:20:41
  just very... Yeah, but people will use anything
• 1:20:45
  to make it a political issue. I agree. Sports
• 1:20:48
  is way too political. And last night, Kalen Clark
• 1:20:54
  just delivered a TV audience the WNBA hasn't
• 1:20:57
  seen in three decades. 113 .90 win over the sky,
• 1:21:01
  averaging 3 .3 million viewers. The most watched
• 1:21:05
  game ever. Oh, but she does nothing for the sport.
• 1:21:08
  You racist morons. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
• 1:21:17
  time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:21:25
  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:21:28
  had Taco Bell before. Whatever we're going outside
• 1:21:31
  of. All I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:21:37
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:21:40
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:21:43
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:21:49
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:21:52
  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
• 1:21:57
  cussing. It looks like you went and got a...
• 1:22:00
  job on the ipad screen whatever the case might
• 1:22:03
  be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
• 1:22:05
  like thank you but also i would love to be getting
• 1:22:09
  railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like
• 1:22:12
  listening to this next song you can skip over
• 1:22:14
  it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
• 1:22:17
  his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
• 1:22:20
  me press this button right here don't worry fresno
• 1:22:24
  the hour will be right back There's a man on
• 1:22:31
  the bad side of town. He got a board, a new kind
• 1:22:34
  of board. Oh, yeah? What's so special about it?
• 1:22:37
  It's got a special beat. When you pick it up,
• 1:22:40
  the whole world start dancing. Don't tell anyone
• 1:22:44
  where you got this information from. The whole
• 1:22:46
  world's on the lookout for this skateboard. Because
• 1:23:18
  the beat's hot Because the beat's hot You know
• 1:23:20
  this beat's hot We got the streets locked I keep
• 1:23:23
  you coming back for more like a Cree spot Hey,
• 1:23:26
  hey, hey, what's the scenario? I got the video
• 1:23:28
  The type of music you could bump it in the stereo
• 1:23:31
  So put it in your system And let that bass hum
• 1:23:36
  Get your eardrums and your face numb. We just
• 1:23:39
  too creased, boy. Way out your league, boy. Them
• 1:23:42
  boy bangers from the J to E and T, boy. Outside
• 1:23:45
  the Long Beach, boy. Get out your seats, boy.
• 1:23:48
  And make way for them skaters from the streets,
• 1:23:50
  boy. Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick flips, boy.
• 1:23:53
  Pick chips, boy. Overseas here we come, big trips,
• 1:23:57
  boy. What you know about this thing? Flying in
• 1:24:00
  the weekend. Bank accounts all around the world.
• 1:24:07
  No hook on the track, because the beat's hot
• 1:24:11
  Because the beat's hot I be the skater girl,
• 1:24:25
  in my skater world Got yellow purple stones,
• 1:24:28
  I'm a Laker girl You see that cherry whip, that
• 1:24:31
  Bloody Mary kick Zoom, zoom, boom, boom I can
• 1:24:35
  marry this. I mean that beat though. Like Danny
• 1:24:38
  Lee though. You can catch my toes trucking like
• 1:24:41
  a repo. Cause this is all black. My wood. Long
• 1:24:46
  Beach boys and girls. This is all hood. Cause
• 1:24:49
  I'm the queen. Gotta make you lean. Board banging
• 1:24:53
  on my line like I'm illiterate. Show stopping
• 1:24:56
  at the light. My rims stop. No hook on the track.
• 1:25:00
  Cause the beat's hot. Because the beat's hot.
• 1:25:15
  We make your body rock. I do the olive pop. I
• 1:25:17
  got you tasting different flavors like a lollipop.
• 1:25:20
  Hey, hey, hey, just dance to this. Don't put
• 1:25:23
  your hands to this. Don't get it popping in your
• 1:25:25
  cup when they banging this. See, see, see, see,
• 1:25:27
  see, I'm skateboard. Just call me Lakeshore.
• 1:25:30
  Lakeshore. Some stones break bones, but I break
• 1:25:33
  boards. Yeah, we stepping in the light, light
• 1:25:36
  haters. Flop, flop, no hook on the track. Because
• 1:25:39
  the beat's hot. If you're feeling our song down,
• 1:26:01
  Oh, yeah. I was playing that to help me get my
• 1:26:04
  cat, you know, out the fucking wall. This life
• 1:26:09
  I live in, man, there's always something. Alright,
• 1:26:13
  we're going to come back and we're going to keep
• 1:26:15
  this party going and going and going. Right?
• 1:26:20
  No. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart, you
• 1:26:32
  know what you like. And now for something completely
• 1:26:35
  different. Door is closing. Woo! And now, something
• 1:26:57
  completely different. It's time for happy in
• 1:27:01
  the morning. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and
• 1:27:14
  gentlemen, here it is. The most listened to radio
• 1:27:18
  show on the planet. And the other stations are
• 1:27:21
  tuned in too. Smoke, talk, whine, hop it, radio,
• 1:27:58
  let the whole block walk Turn the pace slow,
• 1:28:01
  let the night get loose, hop these homies in
• 1:28:03
  the back, got the room on cruise Laughing through
• 1:28:05
  the static, got the beat on fire, every clip
• 1:28:07
  in the timeline, climbing up higher Roll it up,
• 1:28:10
  pass that grin, let the whole night spin Camera
• 1:28:15
  on, don't blink, we go Oh, yeah! If you got your
• 1:28:47
  blonde, your blonde, your blonde, whatever you
• 1:28:48
  are. Let's get high! I got my cookies vape next
• 1:28:56
  to me. Oh, it's at 17%. Gotta charge it, son!
• 1:29:00
  But until then... Let's get high. Oh, sure. I'm
• 1:29:11
  going to manifest my cat coming out by the end
• 1:29:13
  of the show. She's stuck in a wall. Well, she's
• 1:29:19
  not stuck. She chose to be there. She can't handle
• 1:29:21
  me like most women. All right, let me hit this
• 1:29:27
  real quick. One second. Right here. Alright.
• 1:30:00
  Let me take a hint. It's all clogged up. Kai
• 1:30:04
  describes his show. God, it won't fucking hit.
• 1:30:10
  Damn it. Let me do this here. Let me have this
• 1:30:12
  vape. That's better. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One
• 1:30:20
  more hit. For good luck in Lunacona. Alexa, can
• 1:30:26
  you play some music that'll help a cat get out
• 1:30:28
  of the wall on volume three? Alexa, can you play
• 1:30:37
  music that'll help a cat get out of the wall?
• 1:30:43
  Oh, you are. Thank you. Hmm. Let's see what she
• 1:30:48
  plays. Oh, yeah. We're going to have that on
• 1:30:54
  in the background. Oh, yeah. Eight, five, six.
• 1:30:59
  Eight, five, six. Seven, seven, three. You can
• 1:31:08
  always email me. All right, Alexa, shut up. Alexa,
• 1:31:14
  shut up. I don't think she answers the shut up,
• 1:31:18
  does she? Oh, she does. That was very mean of
• 1:31:21
  me. All right, time for TMZ news. Today on TMZ.
• 1:31:28
  So. Literally two hours ago, we were talking
• 1:31:32
  about Dolly Parton, how she was maybe the one
• 1:31:36
  person everybody loved. Dolly Parton. Yeah! You
• 1:31:40
  guys cursed her. Died today. This is a huge loss.
• 1:31:44
  She was a national treasure. As a country music
• 1:31:46
  singer, as an actress, she was so funny and had
• 1:31:49
  that personality. And incredibly smart woman.
• 1:31:51
  There are very few people you can say there will
• 1:31:52
  never be another one. There will never be another
• 1:31:55
  one. Jelly Roll called President Trump a fat
• 1:31:58
  pig. And all the mega claims that liberals are
• 1:32:05
  easily offended are being easily offended, bitches.
• 1:32:09
  Mr. President, from one fat pig to another, take
• 1:32:12
  it from me that physical fitness is very important.
• 1:32:14
  It bothers me that our discourse has gotten that
• 1:32:16
  we call the president a fat pig on national television.
• 1:32:19
  Do you think, though, when you're saying from
• 1:32:21
  one fat pig to another, it's almost like a term
• 1:32:23
  of endearment? Like, if you say, like, from one
• 1:32:25
  skinny bitch to another, like... Oh, my God.
• 1:32:29
  Taylor Swift performed at the Grammy Museum,
• 1:32:31
  and the thing everybody... She's so awkward.
• 1:32:34
  Talking about... Too skinny! Eat a cheeseburger,
• 1:32:38
  honey! The giant... Giant, giant ring from Travis
• 1:32:40
  Kelsey. I forgot to play this during radio news
• 1:32:47
  right now. Here's Paul and Al announcing their
• 1:32:51
  retirement. Legends in Rhode Island. We're doing
• 1:32:54
  a retirement. The Paul and Al show finally coming
• 1:32:57
  to a close. Yeah, surprise announcement on the
• 1:33:00
  radio that you saw first on NBC 10 Sunrise. Oh,
• 1:33:03
  they love saying that. You saw it first. Show
• 1:33:07
  up. This morning, Rhode Island radio duo Paul
• 1:33:11
  and Al will be retiring after 36 years. For decades,
• 1:33:16
  they've been full of rock and roll. So there's
• 1:33:18
  that, and there's this latest headline. Three
• 1:33:20
  decades together on the air, two familiar voices
• 1:33:23
  in Rhode Island radio have officially signed
• 1:33:25
  off. Paul and Al have retired from 94WHJY, closing
• 1:33:29
  the book. Yeah, it's not retirement, it's I Heart
• 1:33:31
  is Cheap! That's what that is. on one of the
• 1:33:36
  longest -running morning show partnerships in
• 1:33:38
  the Providence market. I would say probably the
• 1:33:41
  longest. Maybe one of the longest -running ever
• 1:33:43
  on radio, but definitely the longest in Providence.
• 1:33:47
  Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're legends. Why is radio
• 1:33:55
  dying? Because you force people to retire when
• 1:33:57
  they're not running. Happy Hot Topic! Script
• 1:34:03
  done. We're currently going out to directors.
• 1:34:06
  Jack Osborne's talking about making a movie about
• 1:34:12
  his dad. Yeah, we are very... What's going on
• 1:34:19
  here? Dakota Mortensen reveals a permanent reminder
• 1:34:25
  of his ex, Taylor Frankie Paul. A dirty riding
• 1:34:28
  broad! The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star
• 1:34:31
  shocks his co -stars in the season five trailer.
• 1:34:35
  All right, so there you go. Revealing he secretly
• 1:34:37
  got Taylor's initials tattooed on his lips. Mormon
• 1:34:41
  describes that relationship. I'm sure you'll
• 1:34:44
  end up getting a HPV ward on it. Interesting.
• 1:34:49
  Perhaps. We all want a sequel. I need to know
• 1:34:52
  who I need to fight. To get it done. We just
• 1:34:55
  need to bite the bullet and do it. Oh, yeah!
• 1:34:59
  You know what? Take a deep breath for me, Ben.
• 1:35:01
  I think especially when we're in our 70s. I am
• 1:35:04
  so game, Kate. Frost yourself. What would that
• 1:35:07
  look like? I don't know. They're talking about
• 1:35:10
  how to lose a guy in a 10 -day sequel. You know
• 1:35:14
  how you can lose me? It's doing a report that
• 1:35:17
  takes forever. How to lose Hoppy's attention
• 1:35:19
  in 10 minutes. Yeah, so they're making a sequel.
• 1:35:22
  Mm -hmm. There's Bruce. I really miss my dad.
• 1:35:30
  I miss a different version of who he was. There
• 1:35:34
  are some days that are just so hard. I try to
• 1:35:36
  prioritize being present with where he's at now.
• 1:35:40
  The truth is to be strong is learning to deal
• 1:35:43
  with both things at the same time. Yeah, I have
• 1:35:47
  daddy issues and she probably does not too. Bruce
• 1:35:49
  Willis is such a bitch. It has done fair. Happy
• 1:35:53
  Hot Topic. Yeah, he loves chilling. I mean, I'll
• 1:36:19
  be honest. You see how sometimes I talk smack
• 1:36:21
  about Rover or Calta? That's me emulating 50.
• 1:36:31
  The feud between Boosie and Road Wave is heating
• 1:36:34
  up and neither side is backing down. You know,
• 1:36:39
  Boosie loves to back it up for guys. It all started
• 1:36:43
  when Boozy accused Rod Wave of using an uncleared
• 1:36:46
  sample on his latest track. Right, there you
• 1:36:49
  go. You got to get the permission, especially
• 1:36:51
  when it's Boozy Badass. Who's the driver, queen?
• 1:36:56
  I need the approval. Whoa, happy hot topic. Federal
• 1:37:02
  judge is rejecting Ghislaine Maxwell's challenge
• 1:37:05
  to her. It's not Ghislaine. It's Ghislaine. That's
• 1:37:09
  how you say it. Not Ghislaine. ...conviction
• 1:37:12
  in a case tied to Jeffrey Epstein. All right,
• 1:37:20
  it's back to school time. And for college students,
• 1:37:23
  at least from what I've heard, that might mean
• 1:37:25
  a little partying here and there. And just in
• 1:37:29
  time for the start of college football season
• 1:37:31
  and all the tailgating that comes with it, there's
• 1:37:33
  a new ranking out there that lists the top 25
• 1:37:36
  party schools in the country. Now, this list
• 1:37:39
  came from USA Today, and its ranking is based
• 1:37:42
  on the rankings of seven other sites, including
• 1:37:45
  Niche .com and the Wall Street Journal, which
• 1:37:47
  factors go into deciding the top According to
• 1:37:50
  the list from niche .com, student surveys on
• 1:37:53
  the party scene, access to bars, athletics, Greek
• 1:37:56
  life. All right, so FSU came in at number three.
• 1:37:59
  I've had a lot of fun hookups that I went to
• 1:38:03
  that school. You told everyone you want to be
• 1:38:06
  a husband, and then you get off the cameras,
• 1:38:08
  and you want to act like a pig and play in my
• 1:38:10
  face? The Let's Marry Harry reunion finale brought
• 1:38:13
  major drama. Oh, yeah! You're telling me when
• 1:38:17
  you got a dumb, braily Harry Jaws here on these
• 1:38:19
  annoying broads, it isn't going to happen? No
• 1:38:22
  way! And it premiered on Netflix August 26th.
• 1:38:27
  All right, so he ended up breaking up with the
• 1:38:29
  woman he married on the show. What a surprise!
• 1:38:33
  Pete Davidson's new look will have you doing
• 1:38:35
  a major double take. Saturday Night Live alum
• 1:38:38
  steps out rocking a new look while filming the
• 1:38:40
  crime thriller Tommy Karate. He's got some like
• 1:38:43
  bushy hair. Suddenly I realized, like, I don't
• 1:38:49
  know how long I'll be able to work. Jennifer
• 1:38:50
  Garner is giving a masterclass on how to pick
• 1:38:53
  yourself up when life gets you down. During an
• 1:38:55
  August 25th appearance on the Aspire with Emma
• 1:38:58
  Greed podcast, the Alias alum speaks openly about
• 1:39:01
  her divorce from her ex -husband, Ben Affleck,
• 1:39:03
  and the turmoil she felt about facing a new level
• 1:39:07
  of financial responsibility for herself and her
• 1:39:10
  kids. I panicked when I was... first out of my
• 1:39:14
  marriage and realized I had taken such a step
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  back in my work. Suddenly I realized like, I
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  don't know how long I'll be able to work. It's
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  not, this isn't a career that's like, Hey, you're.
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  Yeah. You know, they're unfair to win. Why Robert
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  De Niro is wrestling with dad guilt. The Oscar
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  winner gets candid about the struggles he's faced
• 1:39:36
  during his years in the spotlight, admitting
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  there's not really a secret when it comes to
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  finding balance in parenthood, especially as
• 1:39:43
  he still finds it hard to be away from his kids
• 1:39:45
  while he's working. Yeah, maybe stop working.
• 1:39:49
  You're 80 years old, Dad! You're lucky if you
• 1:39:53
  have 20 summers left. He tells People Magazine
• 1:39:55
  in an interview published August 27th, I don't
• 1:39:58
  know if there is a secret. It's just managing
• 1:40:00
  it all. And there's no way around not feeling
• 1:40:03
  a little guilty about not being there. Retire!
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  You don't have much time left. Times you should
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  or you think you should. And despite being a
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  father seven times over, it's always a new experience.
• 1:40:16
  I'm so sick of these old boomers having kids.
• 1:40:18
  Oh, whatever, dude. You do you, Robert De Niro.
• 1:40:23
  Seems to be really working up. In dollars, it
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  is a number big enough to make almost any company
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  flinch. Yes, and in a landmark settlement today,
• 1:40:33
  Meta agreed to pay up to that much over allegations
• 1:40:36
  that Facebook and Instagram were deliberately
• 1:40:38
  designed with features that kept children hooked
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  while the company downplayed the... All right,
• 1:40:43
  so they're in trouble. Whatever. It's not that
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  much money, though. Mm -hmm. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:40:51
  Looks like diamonds are the perfect accessory
• 1:40:53
  for the Queen of Queens. Bravo confirming August
• 1:40:56
  26th that Leah Remini will be joining season
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  16 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. All
• 1:41:02
  right, there we go. Jennifer Aniston, Courtney
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  Cox, and Lisa Kudrow will always be there for
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  each other, especially when it's... I'll be there
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  for you! It's Central Perk. Comes to spending
• 1:41:18
  quality time together. Jennifer, joined by boyfriend
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  Jim Curtis, enjoying a star -studded night out
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  with her friends co -stars August 25th at the
• 1:41:27
  iconic Sunset Tower Hotel. So they're out partying.
• 1:41:32
  Remember that picture where you could kind of
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  see the cocaine? Mm -hmm. Look it up. DJ Hadid
• 1:41:36
  is sharing why Bradley Cooper is more than just
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  a simply suitable partner. Yeah, you know, you
• 1:41:40
  got the big dick. The supermodel, who sparked
• 1:41:43
  marriage rumors with the actor earlier this month
• 1:41:46
  before reports seemingly debunked the speculation,
• 1:41:49
  gives insight into how her romance with B. Coop
• 1:41:55
  compares to her previous relationship. She tells
• 1:42:01
  Vogue France in a cover story published August
• 1:42:03
  25th. Fifth, what's beautiful about my current
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  relationship, and so different from what I've
• 1:42:08
  experienced before, is the ability to be deeply
• 1:42:11
  honest. There you go. It's true love. And there's
• 1:42:16
  this headline. Tens of thousands of people die
• 1:42:20
  from pancreatic cancer every year in the U .S.,
• 1:42:22
  according to the CDC. The FDA just approved a
• 1:42:26
  new drug that will soon be available to help
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  fight the disease. I feel like it's going to
• 1:42:31
  be a million dollars. looks like the cinema isn't
• 1:42:36
  the only place to laugh to cry and to care because
• 1:42:39
  now nicole kidman has officially joined tiktok
• 1:42:42
  oh yeah thank god we're gonna have your vapid
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  videos Now to a major settlement in the lawsuit
• 1:42:53
  against Facebook company Meta over claims the
• 1:42:57
  social media giant made its platforms addictive
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  for you. We already heard that. I'm sorry. I'm
• 1:43:02
  still a little weird doing a show with your cat
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  in the wall. Well, a surprise development in
• 1:43:08
  the case of convicted sex abuser and former Penn
• 1:43:11
  State football coach Jerry Sandusky. ABC News
• 1:43:14
  has learned that one of his accusers, known as
• 1:43:16
  Victim 10, during the trial is expected to recant
• 1:43:20
  his testimony at a hearing next month. Can you
• 1:43:24
  believe that was 15 years ago? Jesus Christ.
• 1:43:26
  And Joe Paterno just died real fast. He's like,
• 1:43:29
  I'm out of here! Menace to Society star Samuel
• 1:43:32
  Monroe Jr. has died. The actor passed away August
• 1:43:36
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  Rest in peace, buddy. 856 -49 -HOP. It's 856
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  Kardashian family news because they're both kind
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  of the same thing. Mm -hmm. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo,
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  yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yeah. News flash,
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  happy hour, got the tea spillin' Rose and Kardashian's
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  dumb nepo villains Crowns made of cloud, castles
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  built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's
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  fair game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the
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  zoo Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't
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  chew No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne
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  Earn nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 1:44:30
  Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the same old
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  view We heard we're being a little boring, so
• 1:45:00
  we're gonna step it up. Northwest reveals a surprising
• 1:45:04
  career dream. She wants to work at Starbucks.
• 1:45:07
  She probably just wants a normal childhood. Whatever
• 1:45:11
  she wants to do when she is old enough, she can
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  do. There you go. That's her mom saying, I'll
• 1:45:17
  make it all happen. People think I'm pregnant
• 1:45:20
  right now. At least I saw some things. And I'm
• 1:45:22
  like, well. Kylie Jenner is addressing those
• 1:45:24
  pregnancy rumors. Oh, yeah. Is Chalamet finishing
• 1:45:29
  inside of you? As a Kardashian star explains
• 1:45:32
  how she handles the constant online speculation
• 1:45:34
  about her life. You deal with it by ignoring
• 1:45:38
  it. When you give it a dungeon, you're giving
• 1:45:40
  it power. I do want them bigger. Kylie Jenner
• 1:45:45
  is thinking big when it comes to her next beauty
• 1:45:49
  move. Over a year after the Kylie Cosmetics founder
• 1:45:52
  broke the internet by revealing the exact details
• 1:45:55
  of her boob job, she's now admitting she might
• 1:45:58
  want to take things up a size. all right there
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  you go even better tits i'm done with that i
• 1:46:04
  ain't complaining it has been reported that after
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  the family landed when they got there there was
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  no police presence and they were basically on
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  their own with their own personal security is
• 1:46:17
  that true after so much was made about security
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  in the uk yes we understand that's true we understand
• 1:46:23
  that so i guess people quit hearing about megan
• 1:46:25
  markle when she got there time for blake lively
• 1:46:28
  news She bad, she bad, she know that Trouble
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  in the crop, crop, she bad She bad, she bad,
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  she know that Trouble in the crop, trouble in
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  the crop, yeah She walks in, drama on tap Cherry
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  lip gloss turn like a trap Critic card queen
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  in a knockout bag Smirk so sharp, put a rip in
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  the flag Name on her cup, spell wrong, she snaps
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  Front row line, but she cut like that Tells three
• 1:46:58
  lies just to order a drink. Winks at your man
• 1:47:00
  and she says you blink. Blink, lie, blink. It's
• 1:47:04
  a sociopathic way. Hey, hands in the air if you've
• 1:47:08
  been through that. Hey, just feel your heart
• 1:47:11
  and laugh in your face. Then text your best friend
• 1:47:16
  from your place. Blink, lie, blink. It's a sociopathic
• 1:47:19
  way. Lively is a sociopathic rap. She got a list
• 1:47:32
  boys on red. Who's up now? Post it on her thread.
• 1:47:35
  Take your hoodie. Oh, you want that back? Says
• 1:47:37
  maybe later than forget your ass. Plays nice
• 1:47:39
  girl to the camera and spit. Then flips cribs
• 1:47:41
  like a Netflix skit. Cheers in the club. Yeah,
• 1:47:43
  she staged all that mascara. Lines like a welcome
• 1:47:46
  mat. Text your best friend from your place. Blake
• 1:48:02
  Lively is a sociopathic rat. Dance, dance, dance.
• 1:48:07
  You love it when the red flags flash. She's so
• 1:48:10
  prone, it's a certain thought fact. Blake Lively
• 1:48:14
  is a sociopathic rat. Right now. Whoa! Happy
• 1:48:20
  Hot Topic! Blake Lively has been awarded just
• 1:48:24
  over $400 ,000 in attorney's fees and costs from
• 1:48:28
  Justin Baldoni and the Wayfarer Party, a fraction
• 1:48:31
  of the more than $8 million she originally requested.
• 1:48:35
  Per court documents obtained by E! News August
• 1:48:37
  26, a judge awarding Blake about $363 ,000 in
• 1:48:42
  attorney's fees. All right, so she got awarded
• 1:48:44
  there. Time for Alec Baldwin. Actually, not Alec
• 1:48:47
  Baldwin News. Let's do Beckham Family News. Mm
• 1:48:52
  -hmm. Right? No. Still first on the sheet, been
• 1:49:09
  bendin' these corners I been runnin' these streets
• 1:49:11
  They scrollin' for the cameras, I scrollin' for
• 1:49:14
  the stats Got trophies in my mind, they just
• 1:49:16
  posin' for the flash Everybody worship what the
• 1:49:18
  tabloids tell But they don't see the work, they
• 1:49:21
  just buy that shell I ain't hatin' on the hustle,
• 1:49:23
  I just hate the act Built on PR teams and a filtered
• 1:49:26
  past I ain't tryna be Beckham, that vibe, treasure
• 1:49:30
  me Old Brantford Hollow, just blast it to me
• 1:49:33
  They live for the gossip, I'm past the feed David
• 1:49:35
  Beckham and his family, that's why I came from
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  the quiet where the lights don't reach Where
• 1:49:51
  dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each
• 1:49:53
  week They float on the room or I float on the
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  beat They flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin'
• 1:49:58
  in the team I'd rather live my block than We'll
• 1:50:11
  be right back. Brooklyn Peltz Beckham is defending
• 1:50:40
  his wife Nicola Peltz Beckham from an online
• 1:50:51
  troll. David Beckham and Victoria Beckham's eldest
• 1:50:54
  son slamming an online user who made comments
• 1:50:57
  about his wife's physical appearance. There you
• 1:51:00
  go. It's so cute. It's so nice. All right. Time
• 1:51:07
  for Nepo Baby News. Oh, yeah. What you hear?
• 1:51:27
  Same old names every year Family ties, velvet
• 1:51:31
  rope Hand -me -downs with a golden hope From
• 1:51:35
  row seats to the same old game New face, old
• 1:51:39
  last name You can smell the favor in the air
• 1:51:42
  Like the door got opened by who you knew there
• 1:51:45
  Tell me why They keep sliding by Tell me why
• 1:51:52
  It always looks so fly Oh, yeah. All right. No.
• 1:52:20
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Well, should we talk about
• 1:52:25
  hall passes? Uh, okay. I think it's just fun.
• 1:52:29
  I do, too. Jenna Bush Haker and Chanel. Someone
• 1:52:32
  wants to shake! Jones revealing the stars that
• 1:52:36
  make them sweat. Let's give people at home a
• 1:52:39
  really good sense of who I am. Like in all the
• 1:52:44
  things that I love. And Jenna, her celebrity
• 1:52:47
  crush is a woman. Let's receive it. Receive all
• 1:52:50
  this love. Oh yeah, she's definitely got bisexual
• 1:52:54
  vibes. Which is probably why I'm attracted to
• 1:52:58
  her. Because I attract a bisexual woman. Yeah,
• 1:53:04
  plenty of love going around on Tuesday's Today
• 1:53:07
  Show. The TV anchors revealing their hall passes.
• 1:53:11
  You know, slang for a person in a relationship
• 1:53:13
  getting permission to hook up with someone unreachable
• 1:53:15
  like a... Oh, Jake! ...celebrity. Chanel's longtime
• 1:53:18
  crush. Well, the whole world knew I used to be
• 1:53:21
  obsessed with Tyson Beckford. Yeah, thank you.
• 1:53:23
  And Chanel's other pick, someone she had... Oh,
• 1:53:26
  yeah, two at the same time. ...but says is more
• 1:53:29
  like anti -nephew vibes. Jude Bellingham. So
• 1:53:32
  here's the thing. as a soccer player or whatever
• 1:53:35
  it means now for jenna her first choice is a
• 1:53:41
  popular one colin firth he's very handsome oh
• 1:53:44
  yeah colin's like suck me up that's your hall
• 1:53:50
  pass from the days of old like days of old and
• 1:53:54
  days of new okay everybody says all right there
• 1:53:57
  you go eight five six forty nine Time for a Megyn
• 1:54:04
  Kelly news. Dirty Rod and Broad made a good point.
• 1:54:08
  A broken clock's right twice a day. Crowd mover!
• 1:54:19
  Hobby hour. What you don't dare say Late night
• 1:54:41
  drive Neon sign Every color on the same wild
• 1:54:45
  line I'll play that track one more time I'm sick
• 1:54:49
  of her face all day Megan Kelly That plastic
• 1:55:16
  smile Scribd just raging jokes Right now. Happy
• 1:56:46
  hot topic. Here she is saying Kim and Kanye messed
• 1:56:51
  up Northwest. Does Northwest have good parents?
• 1:56:58
  Kanye, or just yay now, and Kim Kardashian? Because
• 1:57:03
  she is on the cover of this British quarterly
• 1:57:07
  magazine right now with false teeth, like a grill
• 1:57:11
  situation, blue hair, All these facial piercings.
• 1:57:16
  Look at this. Drew, she is almost exactly the
• 1:57:19
  same age as my Thatcher. There you go. All right.
• 1:57:26
  Time for Alec Baldwin. Baldwin right now. We'll
• 1:58:04
  be right back. So Alec Baldwin is listing his
• 1:58:13
  Hamptons home on a $2 million price cut. Down
• 1:58:19
  to $19 million. And then let's remember, as we
• 1:58:31
  end this Fresno broadcast on this Monday morning,
• 1:58:33
  it flew by. Hey, I want to tell you something,
• 1:58:38
  okay? Got it. And I want to leave a message for
• 1:58:40
  you right now. Mm -hmm. And again, it's 10 .30
• 1:58:42
  here in New York on a Wednesday. And once again,
• 1:58:45
  I've made an ass of myself. You always do. Trying
• 1:58:50
  to get you a phone to call you at a specific
• 1:58:52
  time. Quall. Quall. Shut your mouth. I stop whatever
• 1:58:57
  I'm doing, and I go when I make that phone call.
• 1:59:00
  Quall. 7 o 'clock in the morning in New York,
• 1:59:03
  and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o 'clock
• 1:59:05
  at night. Quall. And you don't even have that
• 1:59:07
  gun. Phone turned off. I want you to know something,
• 1:59:10
  okay? What? I'm tired of playing this game. Part
• 1:59:13
  of you. Part of me how? I have a message for
• 1:59:15
  you to tell you. You have insulted me for the
• 1:59:18
  last time. You have insulted me. You don't have
• 1:59:22
  the brains or the decency as a human being. I
• 1:59:27
  don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or
• 1:59:30
  11 years old. I love how he doesn't even know
• 1:59:32
  her own age. Oh, yeah, the Fresno broadcast is
• 1:59:35
  ending. All right, now. Mm -hmm. You know what
• 1:59:39
  I mean? A jelly. A bane. Bye. Mm -hmm. All right,
• 1:59:52
  there was Fresno. All right, it's time for our
• 1:59:54
  new segment called Flock Camera Suck. Hoppy,
• 1:59:57
  yo, what's hurting you? Riding on the mic, enough
• 2:00:04
  is enough. Happy hour, turn it up. Riding on
• 2:00:18
  the mic, enough is enough. You got a badge, not
• 2:00:21
  a backstage pass. Quit peeking through the window
• 2:00:23
  of the past. Court says safety, you twist that
• 2:00:25
  line. And follow somebody every lunchtime. That
• 2:00:28
  camera's for a case, not a private chase. Not
• 2:00:29
  a shortcut to invade somebody's space. If the
• 2:00:31
  law says stop. Then put it away, no creepy little
• 2:00:34
  hunt at the end of the day Hands off the feed,
• 2:00:36
  close out the file Respect goes further than
• 2:00:40
  a license and a smile When they use like that,
• 2:00:46
  watching X is abusing the badge Imagine License
• 2:01:15
  plate scan. Who gave you the right to build a
• 2:01:17
  little scrapbook of somebody's life? Public safety
• 2:01:19
  doesn't mean private control. A badge ain't a
• 2:01:21
  key to somebody's soul. If your old relationship
• 2:01:23
  ended last spring, that doesn't make surveillance
• 2:01:24
  your wedding ring. Not revenge drift! Don't use
• 2:02:35
  it, homie. Oh, yeah. I thought my mic was off.
• 2:02:44
  That was unconventional. Oh, it is. Happy Hot
• 2:02:48
  Topic. You ready for this? You ready? St. Pete
• 2:02:59
  City Council is set to discuss flock cameras
• 2:03:01
  today. Yeah, area. The local news across America
• 2:03:04
  is talking about this. I don't like them at all.
• 2:03:07
  The debate comes as police praise the technology
• 2:03:10
  while critics raise privacy concerns. Of course
• 2:03:13
  the police praise it. They have access to everything.
• 2:03:17
  But then wonder why we don't respect them. Because
• 2:03:20
  you're dirty. Eight in your size. Jenna Bass
• 2:03:22
  joins us live. From St. Pete City Hall with a
• 2:03:26
  preview. Good morning, Jenna. Good morning. Yeah,
• 2:03:30
  that discussion set for 1 .30 this afternoon
• 2:03:32
  right here in City Hall behind me. Now, the city
• 2:03:34
  already has a pretty large... All right, so there's
• 2:03:36
  that fly camera here. And there's this one. And
• 2:03:40
  now following some breaking news, no more fly
• 2:03:42
  cameras in Pasco County. The sheriff's office...
• 2:03:45
  Oh, yeah! The one county that probably does need
• 2:03:48
  it. Just telling us the deputies will remove
• 2:03:51
  all automatic license plate readers. Ah, damn.
• 2:03:54
  There's that. Let's see what's going on here.
• 2:03:57
  This is in Louisville. Tribally police officers
• 2:04:01
  under arrest and facing charges. Police say he
• 2:04:04
  used flock cameras to track a woman's vehicle
• 2:04:07
  for months. All right, so there's Louisville,
• 2:04:09
  Kentucky cops that are losers! Losers! This morning,
• 2:04:16
  the company behind the cameras watching America's
• 2:04:18
  Roads is now under investigation by Congress.
• 2:04:23
  It's bad! In a letter to the CEO of Flock Safety,
• 2:04:28
  Missouri Senator Hawley accuses the company of
• 2:04:30
  building an unprecedented national surveillance
• 2:04:33
  network. Yeah, it's not good. Mm -hmm. And then
• 2:04:36
  there's this! And this is in Jacksonville. Right
• 2:04:40
  now at 530, the outcry over Flock cameras has
• 2:04:43
  one city council member speaking out. What do
• 2:04:45
  you need to know about a meeting on the topic
• 2:04:48
  that is happening tomorrow? A jury is now deciding
• 2:04:51
  the... All right, so there's that. Oh, and then
• 2:04:54
  there's this right here! Here at home, the cameras
• 2:04:58
  have caused controversy and prompted at least
• 2:05:00
  one Bay Area county to stop using them. Yeah,
• 2:05:02
  the Pasco County Sheriff's Office is terminating
• 2:05:04
  its contract. Let me think about this. So tomorrow
• 2:05:12
  there's a new episode of Hammer and Hackett.
• 2:05:14
  So when I say this, well, first of all, this
• 2:05:17
  is garbage time. So Fresno's not here because
• 2:05:19
  we've already been recording for two hours. So
• 2:05:20
  I have a ton of news. I have Tampa news. Chicago
• 2:05:26
  News, Cleveland News, Fresno News, Winston -Salem,
• 2:05:28
  Rochester, Jacksonville, Orlando, and Charlotte
• 2:05:31
  News. It's a lot! And I've already been recording
• 2:05:34
  for two hours today. So I think my plan is to
• 2:05:40
  say we'll do that tomorrow and then the Hammer
• 2:05:42
  and Hank show. So, yeah. Copy hour. Copy hour.
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• 2:07:41
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• 2:07:42
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• 2:07:44
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• 2:07:47
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  Sick like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist
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  Hey! Let's get it! I'm a strong with a mean lean.
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  When I'm guilty, then I'm representin' my home
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  yo! Gator, gator one, rim, they're spinnin'.
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  And I ain't even drivin', I'm just part We'll
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  in my cup. Shit is all good. Now I'm hiding the
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  Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is I have
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  It's Drizzy, baby. You already know what it is.
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  It's the first time I'm high. It's the first
• 2:21:18
  time I smoked in like three months. I'm sorry,
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  mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh,
• 2:21:25
  I see you, homie. I stayed late tonight, right?
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  You know what happens when I stay late. Yeah.
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  Boy, wonder. I swear it's like this every single
• 2:21:38
  time. Toronto, I got you. I got you. I'm a hog,
• 2:21:45
  gotta get along with, get on the zone With when
• 2:21:48
  shit be going right, well I just flip into the
• 2:21:50
  wrong shit The tier I belong to, the artists
• 2:21:52
  I put on with Don't ever ask for nothing, cause
• 2:21:55
  them niggas got their own shit Knee and weave
• 2:21:57
  feel like a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari
• 2:21:59
  with the red seats, I call it playing checkers
• 2:22:02
  And I'm never doing verses, I'm forever getting
• 2:22:04
  If you tryna meet with money, I'll be happy to
• 2:22:07
  connect ya Life is better than it's ever been
• 2:22:10
  Schedulin' million dollar meetings with the president
• 2:22:12
  Someone cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison?
• 2:22:16
  Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
• 2:22:19
  a MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna
• 2:22:23
  zone, I got a whole swish a sweetful Rappers
• 2:22:25
  all liars and they women all deceitful Add in
• 2:22:28
  to they subtract me, I'll never be your equal
• 2:22:31
  Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
• 2:22:33
  Weezy told me just write every single thing you
• 2:22:36
  need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
• 2:22:38
  as can be now Bout to start ballin' like I'm
• 2:22:41
  comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
• 2:22:44
  the most braggin' rights Because a nigga spit
• 2:22:46
  crack, bag it tight Hate when rappers say they
• 2:22:49
  tryin' to get their swagger right Cause I done
• 2:22:51
  came with more fire than a dragon fight Pussy
• 2:22:54
  ass hater, you should do you You ain't heard
• 2:22:57
  of me, then you should go and get a blues clue
• 2:22:59
  Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's here too Betty
• 2:23:02
  felt that like the end of a pool cue But I ain't
• 2:23:06
  bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but
• 2:23:09
  they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake,
• 2:23:12
  I hate to see him so sad I could sun you, see
• 2:23:14
  a little me and your dad I'm the same Yellow
• 2:23:17
  boy that used to play up on the grass. Seeking
• 2:23:19
  pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me. Cash
• 2:23:22
  like Johnny, banks like Ashley. Burning like
• 2:23:25
  a camera light, stupid hoe ask me. But don't
• 2:23:29
  ask me shit about me. And know the game really
• 2:23:32
  ain't shit without me. She might have to pay
• 2:23:34
  me, but I dick her down free. Wanna know if it's
• 2:23:37
  the truth, then pull the zipper down to see.
• 2:23:39
  Down to see. This is my promise. I'ma bring that
• 2:23:54
  barrel to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I
• 2:23:57
  make up would fuck up your skin. I pick the butt
• 2:23:59
  up and bop, bop, then bop, bop again. I would
• 2:24:02
  butt fuck your friend, then suck up her twin.
• 2:24:05
  I put the butt up to him, then bop, bop, and
• 2:24:07
  bop, bop, and bop, bop again. Suck nut, you duck,
• 2:24:10
  fuck your unloving kin. Now don't rub it in like
• 2:24:13
  Uberderm on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess
• 2:24:17
  up out my casso. That who never had that dude
• 2:24:20
  always had a black Even when I was at school,
• 2:24:23
  cause bullies aren't bulletproof. Red Scott hoodie
• 2:24:26
  too, probably ain't as good as you. Stupid motherfucker,
• 2:24:29
  the only thing in the hood is you. I do everything
• 2:24:31
  good as you know, I do everything better. I get
• 2:24:34
  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a
• 2:24:37
  bone, like a dog motherfucker. I am gone for
• 2:24:40
  your neck. Intercept, intercept, bring it back.
• 2:24:43
  Like work in the trunk and my exit coming up.
• 2:24:46
  Yeah, I am headed to the butt like, butt, butt
• 2:24:49
  again, Mike. I probably just spit on the chick
• 2:25:15
  you won't be with. Bitch, only like I'm only
• 2:25:18
  thick And I own hip -hop If you don't spit, I'm
• 2:25:21
  gon' need fit And I just sold a lot of property
• 2:25:24
  to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like
• 2:25:26
  Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm
• 2:25:29
  too busy to play father And when it comes to
• 2:25:31
  that game I'm too willing to play harder So harder
• 2:25:34
  I go There he go They chant MVP when I shoot
• 2:25:38
  a free throw CEO That's what they do. The haters
• 2:25:42
  on their face and in their ass is a shoe. Faster
• 2:25:45
  than you. Badder than you. Radder than you. Etc.
• 2:25:50
  I told you I get beat by the letter like A, B,
• 2:25:53
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 2:25:58
  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 2:26:04
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z. Young Moolah, baby
• 2:26:46
  We'll be right back. Radio waves fading like
• 2:27:11
  a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in
• 2:27:14
  the air. But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 2:27:17
  just so unfair. Phone lines buzzing, but the
• 2:27:25
  laughter's rolling dim. Eardrums mixing, happy
• 2:27:27
  like figures without rings. Gating checks to
• 2:27:30
  FM. Shadows hit the street. But soon a sound
• 2:27:32
  will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the
• 2:27:35
  happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
• 2:27:38
  fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
• 2:27:41
  dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,
• 2:27:44
  oh life's just so unfair Oh life's just so unfair
• 2:27:51
  Noon and every night like clockwork to a show
• 2:27:59
  Now it's time to face the silence like a TV on
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  snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine
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  The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
• 2:28:07
  line until we end like a rollercoaster stopping
• 2:28:18
  on a river's bend. Hoppies, jokes, and japs,
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  these are daily grinds. Now silence while remembering
• 2:28:23
  the thoughts we can't rewind. I like that. He's
• 2:29:07
  gone. He probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 2:29:10
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
• 2:29:15
  kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day.
• 2:29:19
  Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 2:29:35
  Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.
• 2:29:47
  Good night and God bless America. Doors closing.