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Credence - by Penelope Douglas · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the pot
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  with color and Emily. In this episode, we reading
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  Credence by Penelope, Douglas. We are talking about the entire
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  book so warning there will be spoilers,
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  I'm Carla and I know I can't speak I can I just can't the
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  fuck. I just seemed really deep.
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  And meaningful is so meaningful. I'm Emily and nothing gets a guy
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  coming harder than learning about how he's your uncle.
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  Dude, don't get me started. I'm stressed.
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  I'm sweating, I'm convulsing. I'm pissing and shitting.
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  I'm sliding down the wall already and we haven't even
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  started the At least I'm flailing like waking every cell
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  in my body is shivering. Well, I'm glad because I
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  honestly thought you'd be annoyed at me.
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  How can I be annoyed at you? For this this quality, a grade
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  beef? This is called me this, that
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  Angus beef prime rib. But look, honestly, before we
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  get started, I believe we are in need of a trigger warning.
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  Oh, yeah. Trigger warning.
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  We need like a whoop except something that's helped us.
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  Get that police believe. It's like, whoop, whoop, it's
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  sad. Okay, so God.
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  Okay, so trigger a warning for incest tea and sexual assault
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  Vibes. He like there's more that.
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  Yeah, there's probably more emotional manipulation that kind
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  of stuff through reaming. Yeah.
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  I mean I'm trying to think of what the Stockholm syndrome me.
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  Yeah, this isn't a fucking life so it's not be fine, but it's
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  not funny laughing from nervous. So basically if you don't want
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  to listen, if you have morals, yeah, just click away it all
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  listen because there's a good chance we'll probably work into
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  it. Yeah, true true true.
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  Basically if you are not wanting to listen to anything of those
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  topics slicked back to our last episode, which was Daisy Jones
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  in the 6 because there was absolutely nothing going on in
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  that it was nothing going on in that pot.
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  So that is very safe compared to this one.
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  He gay if you are Morally bankrupt.
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  Continue on listening. So me, yes.
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  So ask. Basically before we get into the
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  plot, can I just put a general PSA out there that before you
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  ever run into? For know if you Douglas, I'm
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  taking her over one knee and I'm a spanking but then I'm afraid
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  she's gonna like it. So I'm scared her pants on and
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  so forth. No, like what's going on girl?
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  She's living her dream. Is she?
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  Yeah, I spoke to her Instagram today.
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  Yeah. Okay.
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  I was trying to find out the T because last time we read
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  birthday girl? Yes.
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  And she had another book coming 2022, okay, but it's not on my
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  Pinterest board, but apparently it's still coming and it's that
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  Motel book. But then I found out that Noah
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  from this book will be in another series that's coming
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  out, okay? Yeah, so that's the latest on
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  but I'll be Douglas. She's a bit insane update if I
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  ever run into it apart from that, that's about all.
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  We know we would love to see her psychiatric record.
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  But that's for another podcast. Maybe we need to do like an
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  in-depth podcast about the actual authors that write this
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  shit. I'm afraid, she does dark
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  romance, so it's not even you wouldn't call this Dark Taboo,
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  maybe the better. Hmm, disgusting button for a
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  reason. Why do we start?
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  We've got tienen, tienen, Neptune and she's 17.
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  Her parents have just died by Suicide.
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  Are assholes. We hate her parents.
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  Yeah, they keep reiterating that.
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  A lot of the book. Yep.
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  That she's a terrible parent said terrible parents.
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  They've just neglected her whole life, and they basically didn't
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  even want it. They thought they had to have
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  her was the thing to do, which is weird to me, because if
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  you're so in love with each other and then you had a kid,
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  you think they'd be so in love with the kid.
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  But now not only do not unless they're super narcissistic or
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  something and must be and they pretty much palm tree off to the
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  nanny. Yeah, for her.
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  All life. What's her name again?
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  Miriam Miriam. Mirai.
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  Your eyes me Ryan? I don't know if that's how you
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  pronounce it just as a mere. I don't, you think Justice for
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  Mirage? She was the only sane character
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  in this whole fucking book including to Yunnan.
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  And you know what? The only time you see her being
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  like super mad is in the bonus scenes to so you probably didn't
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  even read the bonus. See no but I mean, just as
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  former I because she was dead. - am I bbbbb fucking hell?
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  Well, I need fucking MRI after reading the shit.
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  I'm not sorry. This is your revenge with Daisy
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  joke. I already read it, so I knew
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  what we were in for. Okay, you voluntarily read this
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  twice. Yeah.
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  Friends. But I think because I've read so
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  many but I never read a book twice.
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  Yeah, I think because I've read so many, it was like a new book
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  to me, but I knew where it was going.
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  But so she finds out that her dad's stepbrother team, no
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  relation. He just reads her out of the
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  blue and he's like, I guess your parents are dead.
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  Yeah, I'm in the will. Will you come and me?
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  But he was kind of like I live out in the wilderness.
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  You probably don't want to be here but do you want to be here?
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  Are you happy, are you sexy by the way?
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  I don't know. He was just so weird that first
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  phone call. I was even like, brahe was his
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  questions were very weird, but I think it was more because he was
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  not happy with that lifestyle, but he was like, are you happy?
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  Are you happy there? Will you be happy here?
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  Will you be happy on my penis? Like how would she know her?
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  She's being there. Hoping, but his penis yet and
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  he's like, God, it's just outside of this place where she
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  thought was like a shopping, sneezing thing like a vacation
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  town. No they live in the middle of
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  War Bonnet, fucking mountain mountain men and then she was
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  kind of like this might be a good change of pace and who
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  cares? Because I'm not 18 anyway.
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  So I can't access my money. Yeah, like two months, how did
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  they couldn't? Wait till she was 18, like a
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  beast, I die no bombastic side like no, they did though but
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  didn't they didn't. Yeah, that was really like, we
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  may just traumatize you a little bit further by just making you
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  go live with your uncle. But the thing is, I can't even
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  defend he and it because she made some dumb dumb decision.
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  Nari, she is a 17 year old young woman in a bad situation.
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  Who's had. No.
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  Love her whole life. Get ready for the dum-dums.
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  Visions. Sorry he picks her up at the
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  airport. Hmm.
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  And the first thing that Tendencies of her, you know, her
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  uncle is that he's wearing a gray 720 t-shirt and he has
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  grass stained jeans and I'm like, of course, he does.
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  How would we know that she's going to last after him unless
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  he had torn-up jeans girl, that were falling apart.
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  Probably very old. That's how you know?
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  Yeah, it's novel. If anyone comes onto the scene,
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  with fucking worn-out jeans, that's your main squeeze.
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  Just slightly want it. Look the center, grass-stained
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  disintegrating, while staying seven water, and we're in
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  public, because the buttholes are whole thing sweaty, grease,
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  stain around the rim of the teacher in our sauce.
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  So, yeah, we know what that outfit means.
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  Ladies. Mmm.
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  It's a gateway drug. It's like, we know he's the
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  leading man. Actually, quite way to the
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  pussy. Just one glimpse of that half a
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  week apart outfit from a mile away, kiss a color that the
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  motor running oyster I just can't deal and then they're in
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  the car and they weren't even like halfway through the Journey
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  and she likes csis ripped muscles, listening in the Sun or
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  something. I ain't perfect white girl.
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  That steering wheel grip done. And then she thought to herself.
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  I don't know why I thought this because they're not even, I
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  don't know why she's British, I just don't mind, I just she's
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  American sorry, sorry, wrong exit.
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  So if she was thinking to herself, I know that they're not
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  blood related but I expected him to look like my dad.
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  Somehow turns out. He's at least a decade younger
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  and it's sexy. So she was sugar.
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  I bet you she watches and Chopper board.
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  Someone's got to do it. Someone's got to do it besides
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  the other atrocities in this book.
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  The first one is, when has a lolly bag ever been $7.95?
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  Yeah. How big is this bag?
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  If, you know, the Lolly shop, mmm in Australia, they like you
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  fill it up and it's by the kill art or like that G and that he's
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  got the $50 from where I know. I'm like, this is a real Emily
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  suddenly, the queen of realism. That's my job, conflict Crown.
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  I'm the one that's like with insufficient.
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  You're like my logic. Brain got on hand.
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  Did we just flip? Okay, so I know that she's
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  allowed to be naive because she's 17.
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  But would you just trust this random so-called family member
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  considering you didn't grow up with these people, or you knew
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  about him was your dad, hated him, and you just got that
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  random. Awkward phone call.
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  This book is a real couple. Would you trust?
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  No. Okay, that's what I need.
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  That's the logical part. And she doesn't know much about
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  him, except for the, her dad and him didn't get along ever
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  besides all that they didn't know each other.
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  Mmm, things stock on like a random mountain with someone.
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  You don't know what's going to happen.
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  I already chopped up. No one knows where you are.
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  Well, this is the same. Odds is meeting some dude on
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  Tinder being very much Probably not be related to your ass.
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  Dude. Heart not the apparently it's a
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  big thing. Yeah.
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  But they all find out they related getting married online.
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  It was so funny because she was noticing just his shirt, his
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  normal t-shirt. Right?
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  Yeah. And she was going, oh my God,
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  I'm not used to this because my dad only wore long sleeves
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  unless he was going to sleep. Okay, prude?
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  Damn, who's her dad, like your dad's.
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  Where what do you do with the wife?
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  That's what I'm confused about. Rich people just what I know
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  hashtag not Australia because I mean I'm too poor stupid.
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  He's dad doesn't walk around in his singlet or shirtless, there
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  was a whole thing on tape. Talked about people that grew up
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  with it, dad, never taking that shot off and I think you might
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  be just purely Australian. My dad's never want to shirt and
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  his wife because it's so freaking hot here.
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  Yeah. So it's just a beer garden all
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  times all I've witnessed my entire life.
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  Yes that's why I couldn't imagine dad's just wearing full
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  long. Like I've never seen a dad where
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  a shove Nice tight, queen of realism that strikes again, I'm
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  just okay. So he's name is Jake, that's
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  already the issue. It's the Van de bag, also, not
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  the uncle, Jake like Jacob, J name.
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  Come on, girl, girl, get back on, that plane sis.
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  Turn around. Well turn around girl.
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  I wouldn't she should've turned immediately around when he was
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  like you're going to be locked up on this mountain for 10
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  weeks, only lying? No, thank you, just tuck and
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  roll to step around the God. Just enough money to buy new
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  things. Just leave it in the car sacked
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  lie. She could have just waited
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  around in her parents house until she had access to her
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  money. Hmm, it's not that big a deal.
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  She was the love. Only, she had Mariah every time
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  she had four wrong, what's the problem?
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  She was a mirage. I just feel like if your name is
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  Jake, you're not allowed to be in Uncle, why not a real person?
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  You're not a real Uncle. I'm sorry, that's what Uncle
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  named not now. Jake.
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  Now I'm gonna think anyone called Uncle Jake.
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  Is this person? And that terrifies me.
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  No. So he sort of explaining what
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  it's like to live out their right and then so I'm kind of
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  thinking living with three dudes, drinking beer all day and
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  you've got spotty Wi-Fi what could possibly go wrong in the
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  wilderness are all Mountain Men, Mountain Men.
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  He pricked like, they all pretty much allude to Kayla, being a
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  maniac, Kasich in active directory, you know what I mean?
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  Like, he's one, locked up in the bay like just steer clear.
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  Of him. He's a bit crazy literally and
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  he's just murdering children animals, who knows, but
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  realistically. It's just a grown man throwing a
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  tantrum. Every time he doesn't get his
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  work. Truly, I don't like Emily.
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  Look, who picked the fucking mute kid?
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  Now, except he talks in the end? Yeah, that's the problem.
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  The mute kid, not everything else.
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  It was funny. So he was giving her a bit of
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  the tour tour of the I guess. The fall?
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  Yeah, it's Sunday. It's I have a cow.
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  They have forced to have children.
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  So they live off the land themselves.
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  Mainly, so, they've got their own Cannery and stuff.
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  If there wasn't the three scary mountain, man, I'd be so down.
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  Because if I had enough money, I'd be the worst doomsday
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  problem on the planet. I would have the underground
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  bunker. Yeah, I would have everything.
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  Have a freezer. I don't understand why they
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  don't just get a deep freezer and both by me.
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  Because they're catching it themselves.
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  Maybe they do because they are butchering of them.
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  Say have a lot of deer on the time.
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  Yeah, so she's wandering around the house.
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  I think maybe even the next morning.
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  And then there's this, this red headed, booby lady without air
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  brings out good for her, just in the hallway or doubt about this
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  full naked. Yeah.
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  And I guess this chick is like just a few years older than her.
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  You'd be like who are you? And she first thought that she
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  was with one of the boys. Sighs.
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  Yeah, turns out she was with Uncle J.
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  He's got a type and it is Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong, Yong Yong
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  is a small child on a swing. It's not small child.
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  Bigger than small and it's so funny because she sees him
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  interact with her. If this is what it said.
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  It said the girls tip of her tongue darts out and slips into
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  his mouth for a split second before she pulls away.
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  Okay lizard whatever. What is it mean?
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  Like it's just this is what this girl is due.
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  I don't even think about if I didn't even no wonder, he wasn't
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  really into it until I am like you was she trying to Stake, her
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  claim in front of her. Why why?
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  Maybe she got a quarter of his nasty morning breath and was
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  like, hold on take you back into so bad.
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  At one point Uncle Jake was making fun of her dad's hands or
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  something. I could see would not waste any
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  opportunity to just rip into her dad in front of her.
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  He had just died. I'm some sensitivity you ass.
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  I mean, he doesn't know the wife, she's lived, but they
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  didn't like her very much either, so it's just worse.
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  I know it's like he just presumes.
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  Everyone has the same opinion of this guy.
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  Yeah. What if she loved her dad.
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  Yeah. What if he was the best dad to
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  her and there are an issue was their own issue.
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  Yeah and you sit there ripping into dad whenever he can not
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  only that there's a point in the book where he's like, it might
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  be a debt paid by the dad, I like about that.
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  Truly fucked. Oh, I've got notes for that bit
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  because it's literally fuck. But then, okay, so he was making
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  fun of her dad's hands. And then she just pointed out
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  that he's He's dead. It looks like mic drop.
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  Yeah. Oh but who takes in a teenager
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  of to traumatize them just died to then be such a dick about
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  Jake. That's why he's going kids.
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  Don't like him very much. Yeah.
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  Sorry they go for a horse ride. This is pretty much like the
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  first day and the grooming begins The Grooming begins.
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  I feel like we need that million can't ride a horse.
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  It's okay. Got to get on the back, I know
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  and rub my penis on your back. We need that sound from.
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  Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when it goes?
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  Dude, like The Grooming begins. Look, it's real Scott's here.
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  It will literally stop here. And yeah, so he's dick is just
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  grinding all over Berg. No Good Reason.
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  Like when reasons, uh, did you need to be on the back of this
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  horse? She said she could do it.
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  Yeah. And then they just go fucking
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  sprinting off. Up down like this, download
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  right in the middle of nowhere. I know where she could also be
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  mad at day one. I would be so lost because, you
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  know how late he just sort of hops off.
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  And he's like, I'm just gonna do something and then make my own
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  way back. And then, so she was going to
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  ride the horse back. I would be that lost.
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  Yeah, it's so weird because immediately I'm like chapter 5,
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  hmm. He's like I'm not supplying this
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  town with the new pussy. I can't down.
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  Why'd you bring her here then? And like who's I have a woman?
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  They have a woman in their room like every single night and
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  they're like, oh the thought of fair touched by a man or I don't
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  get that to like who even put him on the spot for that.
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  No one's expecting him to do that.
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  No one's asking him to be the fucking what underage sex
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  trafficking. King, Kingpin of town, like no
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  one brought this up, but you sir.
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  Yeah, you he's talking about how the chores and everything work
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  and it was pretty much like your the kitchen bitch.
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  Yeah, and he's explaining all these, all the chores, and
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  hello. They were all doing all that
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  shit before she was there. Anyway, so why are they acting
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  like she has to do so much extra?
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  Yeah, it just pissed me off. While they eat, they put in the
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  kitchen and she ends up doing like a fuck ton of work.
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  Anyway, the extra stuff too. Yeah, so it's like, what do you
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  want from her when she notices his tramp stamp?
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  Yeah. You remember that bit?
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  Yeah. He's like what does it say to
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  Maya, Mexico? You know, that's something.
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  So, Much nicer. What we really mean by that
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  though he's fast love. The mother of the children know,
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  is this must be the bet you like skimmed because we're a real
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  like I skimmed. Yeah.
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  How do you? So he has his first love who the
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  Dad didn't like. So the reason he hates her
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  parents is because they teamed up to get her drunk and put her
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  in a new bed with someone. And then she moved away and was
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  like, I can't be Jake and then she committed suicide, right?
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  I wouldn't commit. If I couldn't be with Jake on
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  people, I can hear my lease on life.
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  This was before he was on the mountain so maybe maybe the
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  mountain has done something to him.
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  It's just the hills have eyes. Yes it makes a lot of sense
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  actually because I mean he is incest tea.
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  Well clearly this is a little bit when they are like to start
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  looking up where she gets in the shower and tells him to close
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  his eyes and pretend that she is her.
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  So yeah. I do you died inside it.
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  Like how could you be more pick me?
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  More than that. I know she is pick me but that
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  is the tell you dozens of me now if he does the best pick me.
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  So I think that is her real talent.
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  Yeah. Hmm.
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  Talk to you pick me. I'm not the rest.
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  Just top-tier, pick me a true so he's sucking a splinter out.
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  I was like happiness is Splinter because he snapped it off and
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  then was trying to suck it out. Just pull it all the way out and
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  want. And why would you put that in
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  your mouth? Get a Tong, splint to you idiot,
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  do they not have fucking tweezers?
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  How do you make that sensual and movies is looking all around?
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  You know what the best part is every time anything gets like
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  heated in any way between them, the dad gets brought up every
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  single time. Why yeah?
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  Why it does a couple of every time that gets heated?
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  Yeah it's the dad's Road off and why he hates him and why he
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  thinks that He deserves it hmm. Or they go ham on that Uncle
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  cousin, it's so bad. It's cool.
• 22:06
  And then so he's sucking out the Splinter and simultaneously
• 22:09
  saying, he pretty much doesn't give a shit that her dad is
• 22:11
  dead. I thought at this point, Caleb
• 22:14
  is a ghost and he's not real because he hadn't presented
• 22:17
  himself in any way shape or form.
• 22:19
  Yeah. Well, I didn't make know that
• 22:21
  when they said he's in that he's in the fucking Mountain.
• 22:24
  What does that mean? I know I thought in man in his
• 22:26
  room. So him So they just let him go.
• 22:30
  They didn't. Well, you can't tell him know
• 22:33
  what it's nothing. He's not going to.
• 22:35
  Listen, that's a life. I would live.
• 22:37
  Mmm, Jake brings up. He sorts sort of start to bring
• 22:41
  up the town boys. Like he's trying to give her a
• 22:43
  bit of an idea of who lives there and bottom line.
• 22:44
  He's like you're not to go near any Town boys.
• 22:47
  I think this is where I need when he was like I'm not
• 22:50
  supplying you. Yes.
• 22:51
  See, it's okay for him to have a barely legal running around the
• 22:55
  house, boobs out and everything when he's in his 40s.
• 22:57
  But she's Not allowed to go find herself an age-appropriate fling
• 23:00
  for the summer. I mean for the winter and I
• 23:02
  break between school and me and I'm like what he's gonna say all
• 23:07
  the same like every single boy in town because what if she
• 23:11
  wanted yeah, Emily they only want one thing and it's the same
• 23:14
  thing that he wants and that's not okay because you've got to
• 23:16
  keep it in the family. That's basically what he was
• 23:19
  saying. Gotta keep that bloodline pure.
• 23:23
  It's giving the thing I know from Game of Thrones.
• 23:26
  No, they're not. Okay, morally the first time I
• 23:29
  read this book I think because I already knew the second time.
• 23:31
  Hmm, I couldn't cope with any of it.
• 23:34
  Yes, fart. But now it is laughing.
• 23:36
  I'm just laughing now, but I just had to keep reminding
• 23:38
  myself that there is no relation and she the only reason to get
• 23:42
  through the book is, there's no relation and she's never met any
• 23:45
  of them before. So there's no like emotional
• 23:49
  inserts from like three inches. Five years, you know what?
• 23:53
  Well, that's what. I'm kinda.
• 23:53
  Creepy music down a little bit. It does.
• 23:56
  But then why play it up? I know sexy what, who's audience
• 24:02
  here? That's what I mean because it's
• 24:04
  one thing to not be biologically related and realize that you're
• 24:09
  not family, but then it's another to keep reiterating that
• 24:12
  their family. Yeah, and keep playing on the
• 24:15
  cousin, uncle volume like word. They just all doing it because
• 24:18
  she wasn't really doing it to bring themselves down back to
• 24:22
  Earth. Earth.
• 24:22
  They were trying to like oh she's attracted, but she's your
• 24:25
  cousin. So we better car because they've
• 24:27
  ramped it up every time things were getting.
• 24:29
  Yeah. Sexual which made it was the
• 24:31
  opposite of what they should be doing.
• 24:32
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:34
  But anyway, I just thought that was hilarious with his grown ass
• 24:37
  mind. He thought it's okay to have
• 24:38
  these young college girl. He's running around with the
• 24:41
  boobs out, but she's not allowed and he kept asking her if she
• 24:43
  was a virgin that alone. Like, I'm just like, I'm just
• 24:52
  sorry. I've renamed him to Jake the
• 24:54
  mistake. That's all he is.
• 24:58
  Yeah, Fair. She wanted to do chores around
• 25:01
  the house and then the second she was doing everything right
• 25:04
  then, he was like, don't go above and beyond how dare you,
• 25:09
  what do you dare you? Because she fixed the fridge
• 25:12
  isn't going to fix the bread and he goes, don't go above and
• 25:15
  beyond and reorganize everything.
• 25:17
  He's being such an ass about it and it's like you told her to
• 25:20
  prove herself and to pull her weight my guy if she's making
• 25:23
  the food from now on the fridge could be how she wants it.
• 25:27
  Yeah but he was just another way for him to make it like he's so
• 25:31
  controlling. Yeah, he's just controlling
• 25:33
  because he's the same with know, we're a little bit.
• 25:35
  He yells at him all the time. Yeah.
• 25:37
  But then I think it's because he's got no control over Caleb.
• 25:39
  So we double down. Yeah.
• 25:41
  On every else. Hmm.
• 25:43
  But even know, I had to be like, dude, she fixed the fucking
• 25:47
  Fairly calm down, she taught herself a magically.
• 25:51
  I don't think there's a single video on YouTube where you can
• 25:54
  fix a drippy fridge, but here we are, yeah they're probably is,
• 25:58
  but I wouldn't be able to do it. So this I'm catching up to where
• 26:03
  you were and notes before. So yeah this is the part where
• 26:05
  we're in Jake's head for the first time.
• 26:08
  Maybe just sounds like a very angry misogynistic Pig Farrell
• 26:12
  just an absolute testosterone coming out.
• 26:15
  The knows what is What kind of tree broken?
• 26:18
  What is, what is what is this man?
• 26:20
  What freshen fit podcast is this man injecting into his vein, and
• 26:24
  you know what? It's fine because he's on a
• 26:25
  mountain and he talks to no one but until when he has an
• 26:28
  underage girl, I like tuna DC. It's did you notice in this book
• 26:34
  that every girl was just a hole? Yeah, that's it.
• 26:39
  Yeah. And they had no interest in
• 26:41
  every other girl, except when having sex even when they bit.
• 26:47
  Where they flashed in their brain and they like having sex
• 26:49
  with them. They didn't have interest in the
• 26:50
  girl. I'm like yeah just don't have
• 26:52
  sex with them. Yeah, but even tienen they just
• 26:55
  put her on a pedestal because she was a virgin and therefore,
• 26:57
  her vagina was so tight and all this shit and like, so she's
• 27:00
  just a whole again. Yeah, locked on a mountain with
• 27:03
  us, they won't do nothing with her better than a young girl
• 27:07
  walked on a mountain with us that'll tide us over for 10.
• 27:12
  I'm not to in not even weeks or something eights.
• 27:14
  No it's longer. It's like November to April.
• 27:17
  That's a lot. That's a long winter.
• 27:19
  The fog, that's how long time. There's the incident in the
• 27:22
  garage where she meets Caleb. Right.
• 27:24
  So yeah. Just eyeballed her looks at her,
• 27:26
  from top to toe and decides to start pretty much sexually
• 27:29
  assaulting her. Yeah, that's red flag.
• 27:31
  Number one, he was just like, yeah, he was like, all over
• 27:34
  that. Yeah.
• 27:35
  And Noah came in and interrupted.
• 27:37
  Yeah. And apparently, if Caleb sees
• 27:40
  any girl, he just pursue a townie and therefore they're
• 27:44
  just a whole and then he just fucked.
• 27:47
  I mean he's not hearing impaired, she said no multiple,
• 27:51
  yeah, that's I'm pretty sure the first time I read this and this
• 27:54
  time I was quite barely uncomfy. She was literally screaming.
• 27:59
  You know what? The worst part is it's
• 28:00
  referenced in the end of the book and she was like, I just
• 28:03
  couldn't hear you saying like no ever you panting, what?
• 28:07
  Girl. Yeah, it's either referenced in
• 28:09
  this or the bonus. See, what is this?
• 28:12
  The sexual assault guide. Book 101.
• 28:14
  Yeah, of excuses. Yeah.
• 28:17
  I just couldn't hear the screams of no, yeah, Caleb needs by.
• 28:20
  No idea good. Yeah, it's because he's the one
• 28:23
  who wasn't having sex at the time.
• 28:25
  Yeah. Oh my God, he probably was.
• 28:29
  I honestly think Caleb's an animal who needs to be put down,
• 28:32
  just put into civilization. He what they went for mountain,
• 28:36
  man with that one and also so Noah obviously knew about that
• 28:40
  incident because he interrupted and he saw.
• 28:43
  But no one told Jake and Jake supposed to be the adult of the
• 28:46
  house. Hold and but then when they do,
• 28:48
  finally tell him later in the book, he's like the fuck is
• 28:51
  going on. I'm like if someone should have
• 28:53
  you automatically just assumed she was safe.
• 28:55
  Yeah. In the house after that.
• 28:57
  Mike the fuck is going on. I know it was.
• 28:59
  Sorry. If you if that's going to
• 29:01
  happen, you're going to stop it. And then you constantly be like,
• 29:05
  be careful. Caleb don't bruise her blah
• 29:07
  blah. I'm like, how psycho is he girls
• 29:10
  are lucky to survive coming out of Caleb's room, or being with
• 29:14
  Kayla. But it's like, but then when you
• 29:16
  get to see, Scenes with him. He seems gone.
• 29:19
  But that's probably because she's the chosen one, and she's
• 29:21
  not just a Huntress on these other girls.
• 29:24
  You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 29:25
  If you know this much about Caleb, why aren't you fucking
• 29:29
  chaining him up or something? Like, something needs to be done
• 29:32
  on this guy. Don't know, Jake and Noah, and I
• 29:36
  guess Caleb as well. It's okay for that to happen
• 29:40
  under their own roof, right? But heaven forbid.
• 29:43
  She chats to a dude in the lake. When she's And she wasn't even
• 29:47
  skinny-dipping. She was in her undies.
• 29:49
  And then a boy came up in the lake and they were chatting, but
• 29:51
  because he wasn't part of the family.
• 29:53
  Yeah, they had guns out ready to pretty much shoot you in the
• 29:56
  head, but how did they all know? I'm confused about that, too.
• 29:59
  Because he apparently, what's his name?
• 30:02
  Again? Terrence.
• 30:03
  Yeah. Terrence he snuck off.
• 30:06
  But how would they know where she is?
• 30:08
  And he, hmm, because I put a tracker on her at some point.
• 30:12
  Apparently it was after that incident.
• 30:14
  Oh, I think it's before your account.
• 30:17
  More than that crazy. Because I think it was in the
• 30:20
  bonus scene that it was all know, is in the end.
• 30:23
  They yes. After.
• 30:25
  Yeah. They said it was after, but you
• 30:26
  trust them. No, she was what really psycho.
• 30:29
  But she has her phone off all the time, so wouldn't work.
• 30:32
  Anyway, I think there's ways to track it with when the phone's
• 30:35
  off or they could have had a device in the car that they
• 30:38
  just, yeah, well, they just guessed or they were already
• 30:41
  full, but it's not her fault. I don't understand why she gets
• 30:43
  yelled out for everything like she do.
• 30:45
  She's not allowed to give out. Out her precious, pussy, paid
• 30:48
  anyone that she went on a walk by herself to go swimming, which
• 30:52
  isn't most and normal woman thing ever?
• 30:54
  Yeah. Especially on your own property.
• 30:56
  Yeah. But if there's a chance of a
• 30:57
  penis getting me, you, then it's a problem.
• 30:59
  I know, I think she was enjoying the interaction anyway.
• 31:03
  She can't have anything consensual know who God forbid,
• 31:08
  God forbid. We live in a world like, no, no
• 31:12
  warranty and they tend to talk more than her and the other two
• 31:16
  I guess. They kind of get along really
• 31:18
  well. And tienen is explaining the one
• 31:20
  time that she was suicidal and it came out of, no way.
• 31:25
  Yeah, it was an attempt to make a character deep and then Noah,
• 31:28
  but on Noah's mind, he was thinking, wow, why didn't her
• 31:32
  dad? Just let her live with us.
• 31:33
  This whole time during essentially we talked about
• 31:36
  during childhood. Yeah, probably because of this.
• 31:40
  But do you think she would have even survived?
• 31:42
  Then when they would prove pubescent and they crazy horny
• 31:46
  teenage, You know, because it may here's the thing.
• 31:49
  I'm assuming if they grew up with her yeah it wouldn't be
• 31:54
  like this but you know, never know.
• 31:56
  You never know Kayla verse 21. No was 20 and she's 17.
• 32:01
  Yeah. So I'm assuming if they were
• 32:03
  like 40 she was like for they would be in like eight ish
• 32:08
  around that Mark and why have been fine?
• 32:11
  She might have just, I don't think with are gonna shake is I
• 32:14
  think he thinks it's okay with that.
• 32:17
  She would dance to have threesomes together.
• 32:20
  That's bad parenting. Actually, I do want to know how
• 32:24
  they ever got to that point in their life where they were just
• 32:26
  this naked. Women coming in the house all
• 32:29
  the time. You know, I'm thinking this has
• 32:33
  clearly happened before. They're not just suddenly
• 32:36
  tag-teaming ago. Oh no, they've been passing
• 32:40
  around Court. Unquote, town.
• 32:41
  If this whole time though, I know I assume that but like did
• 32:45
  they just start bringing home sixteen-year-old?
• 32:47
  Yeah. It was why me?
• 32:48
  Yeah, the 16 year old was what I mean and he was sleeping with
• 32:52
  the 16 years as well. That's what I mean.
• 32:55
  So there wouldn't have been a good time for her to live there
• 32:57
  ever. Yeah, true.
• 32:58
  True. True.
• 32:58
  You even though she's nearly 18. Look how fucking corrupted.
• 33:02
  She got within five minutes. Yeah from all the grouping.
• 33:06
  Yeah. But I don't blame her because if
• 33:08
  you've gone your whole life with no interactions from many other
• 33:11
  human you just going to assume that everyone loves you when
• 33:15
  they give just so bad. And I think that's the problem.
• 33:19
  The biggest problem I have. So there's a whole awkward
• 33:23
  shower scene where Noah just had sex with a girl and he's trying
• 33:27
  to get her out of the house and then he runs into the bathroom
• 33:29
  to hide and she was already in the bathroom because she was
• 33:31
  just cleaning up the chicken stalls and shit.
• 33:33
  Yeah. And then they like tussling over
• 33:35
  the shower and then they have this weird moment in the bath
• 33:37
  and he has a shower, then she a swap and she has a Shower or
• 33:41
  something weird, like that. Yeah.
• 33:43
  And then there's that awkward interaction there in the know
• 33:46
  it's just like blueberry pancakes.
• 33:49
  I would have slapped that boy to the next century.
• 33:52
  Did you that sexy he had with the girl just before that.
• 33:55
  Yeah, that girl was weird. She's like, I'm daddy's little
• 33:58
  horns like girls. And then he was like, I can't
• 34:03
  wait for this to be over a funk. Absolutely everyone in town and
• 34:05
  I'm upset tonight. Yeah, that he's doing that but
• 34:08
  even the girl was like, am I better than my sister?
• 34:10
  And I'm like, this is no different than the actual
• 34:14
  situation of this house. I didn't know it's a sister.
• 34:19
  It was her sister. She's like I might it's better
• 34:26
  than my sister. I'm like calm down.
• 34:28
  This is fucked up I would not Not sleep with any man that
• 34:32
  slept with my sister and we just need a we saw a moment to just
• 34:36
  calm because I didn't know that and I'm fucking, I'm sure, you
• 34:41
  know, how you asked him over a bit sort of slightly
• 34:43
  dramatically. I feel like this was you.
• 34:45
  Well, I didn't mean to, I thought you was just talking
• 34:48
  about the other girl. He was sleeping with know who
• 34:50
  are in competition with each other.
• 34:51
  So I'm sick sister. And then she's like, I'm daddy's
• 34:54
  little hole and then, that took me out, and I needed a minute.
• 34:57
  I forgot about it. So, and then we went to the
• 35:00
  shower, They still had her sweat all over him and then he was
• 35:03
  pressing up against his cousin. He's little cousin.
• 35:07
  So they go to some weird bonfire and then this girl CC comes up
• 35:12
  to 10 in and she starts dancing with her and then she's like all
• 35:16
  over her. And she's like, it's a Karen.
• 35:17
  Oh, you're not a lesbian. And it's like, and this was
• 35:20
  after she, I'm pretty sure she was getting a bit.
• 35:24
  Like they had went to the lake together or something and they
• 35:27
  were all running quickly to pack up and this is I'm pretty sure
• 35:31
  this is where she rubbed one out in the lake if you see somebody
• 35:39
  knows. Yeah.
• 35:40
  And Caleb went after CC when she had a bloody nose.
• 35:44
  Yeah. She was just like, what the fuck
• 35:45
  am I witnessing? Yep.
• 35:46
  Yeah, gotcha. And she was kind of saying, oh,
• 35:50
  I know you're jealous because you want to be with Caleb and
• 35:53
  then she's just like burger after trying to rub one out, you
• 35:57
  know, trying to get off to his dad's for the MBR.
• 36:00
  Yeah, she was frothing over Jake.
• 36:02
  At that point, he had nothing to do with her.
• 36:04
  Yeah, it's funny because she was frothing either Jake the whole
• 36:07
  time, but every little bit she could, it was like, I'm looking
• 36:11
  at Caleb. He doesn't notice me.
• 36:13
  So it's not surprising. Yeah, she was eating them all up
• 36:17
  with her eyes though. She wanted to play.
• 36:18
  Must have been some sexy family. She said, they were the sexiest
• 36:23
  family in town. Who wants the rest?
• 36:26
  Look like The Hills Have Eyes. They just opened evolve Not yet.
• 36:31
  But they on the way, one more generation and they're just
• 36:34
  coming out like yeah. So then the CC girl was just
• 36:40
  trying to talk shit to her and then she was like, I wasn't even
• 36:43
  and she goes on to be famous. I'm going to put that all over
• 36:45
  Twitter and she's pretty much like go ahead.
• 36:48
  You're gonna look well Daisy, she's a very underdeveloped.
• 36:58
  What reason God, they must All be bored in that town.
• 37:02
  Well, why are they all fighting over mr.
• 37:04
  Abusive, archers voice. He's all just plays really
• 37:09
  suppression really want to be the reason he talks.
• 37:13
  They're all like I can change it.
• 37:15
  And picking pedal, I can make him yell.
• 37:20
  Hey grunts for me I can't even deal and then Jake comes up and
• 37:26
  he's all fucking panties in a bunch.
• 37:29
  And he's like if you were dancing with a man like that in
• 37:32
  public, I would have taken you on one knee sir.
• 37:36
  Hmm. Because he was a pissed at her
• 37:41
  because all the men because they're like all frosting and,
• 37:43
  like, that's not her fault. I know it's their own perverted.
• 37:47
  I get mad at the man Jake. He doesn't get mad at the right
• 37:51
  people. It's all the woman's fault.
• 37:52
  It's always the woman's because they're just holes.
• 37:54
  It's the females houndour like and he's like I would take you
• 37:59
  over one day, it's like going back to the dancing, Ross.
• 38:04
  Yeah, she described dancing. Do you reckon I can just Doing
• 38:07
  the one thing. Yes like a little seal.
• 38:12
  I'm so sorry. Yeah I can't hardly see it
• 38:15
  because it did not sound sexy. No she says she has no rhythm.
• 38:19
  They're probably not even grinding on each other.
• 38:20
  They were having like a weird tense concert really when the
• 38:23
  men were all looking at her but they like that sexy with a like
• 38:26
  the fuck is going on over here. I'll sing because they don't see
• 38:29
  women for multiple months in a row.
• 38:30
  Apparently things have been ramping up with her and Jake.
• 38:35
  Who is the uncle by the way? He's He's supposed to be the
• 38:38
  responsible at all, he's not, but that aside.
• 38:41
  So the police need to be called, for this sentence alone.
• 38:43
  Are you ready? They need to be pulled for the
• 38:45
  whole book. Okay?
• 38:48
  So this is what Jake's says he goes, this is what you're doing
• 38:52
  to me tienen, it's not right. Instead of pile-driving the hot
• 38:56
  titties and ass. I came home with.
• 38:59
  I'm sitting down here trying to talk myself out of going into
• 39:04
  your room and giving the teenage piece of ass.
• 39:07
  Living in my house. A really long kiss.
• 39:09
  Goodnight. What the fuck?
• 39:15
  Did he really say all that with a straight face in the chapter
• 39:17
  before that she was like he hates my father but wants me so
• 39:21
  it's all Gus whines. This is what he's telling her in
• 39:26
  the kitchen when things are ramping up and then files with
• 39:28
  these pile driving, a piece of and that's all anyone is to any
• 39:40
  of these guys. Yeah.
• 39:41
  Yeah, just get a fucking real doll, not only with it, but not
• 39:46
  only that, she cook some breakfast every morning.
• 39:48
  So she said perfect little slave but he called her a teenage
• 39:56
  piece of Oz that he's aware. Aware of the situation, just
• 40:01
  being sent into orbit, you know how we're okay.
• 40:04
  There's a bonus scene, bribe. Okay, it's where Miriam is MRI.
• 40:11
  Yeah, it's having a go out here and because of this and just
• 40:16
  like in the bonus chapter, he's like, I know it was bad.
• 40:19
  I know I shouldn't have done it. I feel guilty about it.
• 40:22
  Like you're a grown man. You you couldn't just not done
• 40:26
  it. I know.
• 40:28
  So he's aware. It's not even that in.
• 40:30
  He wasn't aware. He's very aware but he wasn't
• 40:32
  even deprived of pussy. No, so this isn't even.
• 40:36
  It was all my I would love underage pussy.
• 40:38
  He was deprived of his nieces pussy.
• 40:41
  Yeah. Yeah, because he acted as if he
• 40:43
  was the one who had to take her virginity.
• 40:45
  Yeah, that's, I don't know. So did Noah but this literally.
• 40:51
  Yeah. Do you like him that he just,
• 40:54
  they just hope every single female eventually when they grow
• 40:59
  into a woman, it's just meant to end up on top of that mountain.
• 41:03
  Probably, I like off, she's 12 now, but just give her a couple
• 41:06
  of years, kind of giving cult Vibes, isn't it?
• 41:08
  Yeah, it's a weird Motocross cult Really sense to being on a
• 41:13
  mountain and they didn't mention much about the bikes.
• 41:15
  It was just that they built by. It was Jack around.
• 41:18
  Yeah, that job. Yeah, didn't make any sense.
• 41:20
  But you know what, I actually was a bit low key, surprised
• 41:25
  that things were heating up with Uncle first.
• 41:27
  I seriously thought it was going to be one of the younger, boys.
• 41:29
  So, I really thought it would have been Noah, but I think
• 41:33
  because she spent so much time being groomed by Jake.
• 41:37
  Yeah, it's like this. Someone had to show her how to
• 41:39
  do the chores in the thing. NG if he didn't give her any
• 41:42
  time of the day, I don't think she would have cared about him.
• 41:45
  Yeah, it's so funny because he was the one contemplating
• 41:48
  hooking up with her and he was the one kissing her right and
• 41:51
  then when they break off from that kiss he turns around and
• 41:54
  absolutely worst. Yeah as if he wasn't the one
• 41:57
  just trying to hook up with a teenager.
• 41:59
  Yep, Heroes. So he's like anything to me
• 42:02
  bottom almost anything to make himself feel better for him,
• 42:06
  being a pedophile. So there's a point where they're
• 42:11
  on some other social occasion. I don't really remember so
• 42:15
  Cece's trying to talk to her on a dance floor and I think it was
• 42:18
  her birthday. Okay Dance full of I know them
• 42:23
  in the middle of the dance floor and all the Motocross Boys
• 42:25
  around pretending to dance to all my God.
• 42:28
  All right though. And I just imagined the scene
• 42:30
  out of like you know what I mean?
• 42:33
  They krumping is like I was watching step up to something,
• 42:39
  I'm just going. To try on like Donkey to throw
• 42:46
  Tina yes, yes. So that she can talk to her on
• 42:50
  the dance floor and so she's pretty much saying, Caleb did
• 42:54
  sock me in the face the other day and then she's like a you
• 42:58
  scared to be alone with them all winter and like she's trying to
• 43:01
  put doubt in tea and it's mine and Tenon was like he would
• 43:04
  never do that. And I'm like bitch may I know
• 43:07
  IND but why not everyone saying Caleb psychotic, why does she
• 43:11
  trust Caleb when he literally almost raped her?
• 43:14
  It's because, in the back of you her mind, she's like, he kind of
• 43:17
  a steak for me. He would wash my ass for me.
• 43:20
  She's actually making excuses for him already.
• 43:24
  When she knows that he's aggressive.
• 43:27
  I just like, maybe okay CeCe, maybe trying to give you a heads
• 43:31
  up girl. See season.
• 43:33
  So deranged. Yeah, but also just have a
• 43:36
  point. Yeah, you're going to be locked
• 43:38
  up with these horny bastards. For my main that would scare me
• 43:41
  entirely, but apparently that's not a problem, is it okay?
• 43:44
  The amount of forehead kisses in this book, it was so weird.
• 43:48
  Everyone, everyone was doing it. Everyone all the time, really?
• 43:52
  To her though, when is it not to each other?
• 43:55
  No, Kane, no, not the boy, would you imagine Chase giving?
• 44:01
  I thought that was really groovy to, I don't know why in my mind,
• 44:05
  I Justified the forehead kisses Ben.
• 44:07
  Okay, from Kayla and no one but not Jake.
• 44:09
  Jake. Yeah, because it's to Father,
• 44:12
  child, father trial, that's why I don't like fuck me.
• 44:18
  But like it was just another thing that was super grew me at
• 44:23
  all. Like that you've ruined forehead
• 44:24
  kisses for me Piniella. Are you happy now?
• 44:27
  It's all the time. It was a space filler Penelope's
• 44:30
  just ruining things for me. One thing at a time, I love it.
• 44:35
  So this whole book gave me Twilight Vibes in a way.
• 44:38
  Yeah, for me it was the pine trees.
• 44:40
  It was the gangs, the rival gangs and the possessiveness and
• 44:44
  because you know in Twilight how Bella's the Pickney and everyone
• 44:47
  wants her and there's that weird family Vibe where Edward thinks
• 44:51
  that his own family wants to have a yeah.
• 44:54
  Like, they didn't really romantically but they wanted to
• 44:56
  like eat her. Yeah, it's the same Vibes except
• 44:59
  it's only fucka. Life's like you've gotta fend
• 45:01
  off your other family that gets to do you reckon they also Up in
• 45:05
  the mountain, they used to control a poop to make a really
• 45:09
  big instrument. Do you know what I'm talking
• 45:10
  about? Though the bonus scene, this is
• 45:12
  that like a deleted scene in Twilight where she's like we
• 45:16
  used to make chinchilla poop to make maracas or whatever you
• 45:24
  like hold up. You don't start watching the
• 45:27
  deleted and read in the bonus. He's I'm telling you all the
• 45:30
  juicy bits around there. All the stuff that have a reason
• 45:34
  to be on the cutting. All this stuff that matters.
• 45:37
  What a birthday. So this was this whole porno
• 45:40
  scene. Came about it everywhere.
• 45:42
  He just has porn. Ready on the TV, basically.
• 45:45
  Yeah. Apparently, they're internet's,
• 45:47
  not spotty when they watch porn. Yeah.
• 45:49
  How good either that? Or they had the disparate Ian
• 45:52
  I've at first thought her and I was in the room separately, not
• 45:56
  that. I really care was just there as
• 45:58
  well. So do you think they just watch
• 46:00
  porn together? Yes.
• 46:01
  All the time? Yes, even the scenario in the
• 46:04
  porn was Okay. Okay, yeah, of course.
• 46:07
  I just think that has must be a very open house.
• 46:11
  God, I suppose file your brother doesn't talk, so he can't
• 46:15
  fucking do anything but leave the room.
• 46:18
  I know little pieces. So weird.
• 46:20
  I don't Parry when you cousins there.
• 46:22
  It's fine. I don't know.
• 46:24
  I don't. That is, I'm not a boy.
• 46:26
  I don't have a brother and I never been in a situation like
• 46:30
  this, thankfully, none of these situations have occurred to be
• 46:34
  in my life. Things are escalate because
• 46:38
  they're showing her this porn and shit, and then they start
• 46:40
  like, touching her and crap. And then imagine the perfect.
• 46:43
  Uncle is the one who walks in on it.
• 46:45
  Hmm. So she's just getting into it
• 46:50
  though. Yeah.
• 46:51
  And her blanket fell off when I say fell off.
• 46:53
  I feel like someone was like kicking it off, but I don't
• 46:57
  forget how Caleb was watching it.
• 46:59
  So Caleb was behind her head but no of us on top of her.
• 47:03
  Yeah. So he didn't see a thing.
• 47:05
  The boys boys were pretty much ready to go.
• 47:07
  Bang. Yeah and then Jake walks in and
• 47:10
  he's like what the hell is going on here?
• 47:12
  As if, if it was him in that situation he would not be
• 47:15
  interrupting. Yeah, this book though is
• 47:18
  constantly Tian and getting into sexual situations and then going
• 47:22
  psyche and pulling the rug good up until this point.
• 47:25
  Yeah. But then she's always the slot.
• 47:27
  Like she's always in the mall and he's really like She's not,
• 47:33
  she gets into these, you know. That's what I'm saying.
• 47:35
  How they Justified. She's just taking out.
• 47:37
  I know it's like as you say she's had living control over
• 47:41
  any of these situations that guy in the lake, was just coming on
• 47:44
  to her. Caleb came on to her in the
• 47:47
  fucking garage. Hmm.
• 47:49
  No I came onto her in the bathroom.
• 47:51
  Two men act like this because I've never been in a situation.
• 47:55
  I don't think that they do while it is a book, so that was on me.
• 47:59
  Well, the point I guess, It's of this kind of book is that the
• 48:02
  guy is that aggressive? I'm just going to take one of my
• 48:05
  heart. Yeah, gross gross in real life,
• 48:08
  it would not be sexy. These books hit for some people.
• 48:11
  Yeah. So someone is getting them off.
• 48:13
  Its food, someone who needs therapy but some people
• 48:19
  acknowledge that. Yeah, yeah, it's all I was
• 48:21
  entertained. So I also know, I probably need
• 48:23
  therapy. We go, the uncle comes down, and
• 48:29
  then spank Sir with her. No pants on and I'm pretty sure
• 48:32
  I know it's them off. Yeah.
• 48:34
  And she came from it and he like put his fingers all up in her
• 48:40
  blue c b. Yeah, and was like this hurt me
• 48:45
  more than you do. Of course it did.
• 48:47
  Think of the poor Uncle. Oh my God, they never bring this
• 48:50
  up. It's just like, make sure our
• 48:52
  pancakes are ready in the morning and it's like, oh, no.
• 48:55
  We always have it family orgy, but I know and then but the only
• 48:58
  thing is Jake because I'm pretty sure it is.
• 49:00
  Jake's chapter necks and he's like the only thing she did was
• 49:03
  Flinch when she sat down and likewise banking a
• 49:08
  seventeen-year-old call out your son's.
• 49:11
  You don't know if she wasn't pinned down like Hey, we're
• 49:14
  clearly the ones above her. Yeah.
• 49:15
  But he just walked in and when Todd Standing being a slotted
• 49:18
  him. Yeah, it's not like he's sons
• 49:20
  have some pussy there, every two seconds and then he's like I
• 49:24
  can't believe she was going to give them her cherry or whatever
• 49:27
  it's like as if that's supposed to be his like God let's just
• 49:32
  skip ahead to the horrible sexy muscle and flicking through the
• 49:36
  notes. And it was like when he was a
• 49:38
  spanking her, he was like over my lap princess so he even was
• 49:42
  giving off. It was fucked up.
• 49:44
  He's like oh well now she's warmed up by my son's, I'll just
• 49:47
  take over foul. Now that I know she's good and
• 49:51
  ready. Yeah.
• 49:54
  The sex scene is immediately the next day because she turned 18
• 49:57
  Emily. That's the only reason why I'm
• 50:00
  about to yeah. Yeah.
• 50:01
  He's like I'll be getting before the funds do.
• 50:03
  Hmm. Maybe sinking.
• 50:06
  Bargain. And first, they can't, at least
• 50:08
  she's old enough to consent with the sun's only being a few years
• 50:11
  older. Yeah.
• 50:12
  No is 20 and Caleb's 21. So it's not that it.
• 50:16
  Yeah, that's what I mean. Like at least they're only a few
• 50:18
  years older. It's not like they're a whole
• 50:19
  generation older. Yeah, they do.
• 50:22
  You say how old Jake is he's in his forties here, I can
• 50:26
  obviously cuz he pointed it out at one time.
• 50:29
  He says, I'm too old for her. She's too young for me.
• 50:32
  He knows he always can I point out something disgusting apart
• 50:38
  from the sex scene itself which was very can I can we say
• 50:42
  schoolgirl Vibes because the high socks and she deserves only
• 50:47
  being naked. And she also happens to wear
• 50:53
  ribbons in her hair. And no, undies no.
• 50:56
  Just up in the mountains doing Mountain shit and then you told
• 50:59
  the boys go home, go home, quick.
• 51:01
  They're all Graces Punchy, already lost a ton to win.
• 51:04
  I can't remember when she was possibly maybe.
• 51:07
  Okay, so the most disgusting part.
• 51:10
  The whole thing is disgusting but the most disgusting part
• 51:13
  because she goes, I want you raw Uncle pretty much To kill
• 51:20
  someone. Okay.
• 51:22
  There is every bit of this sexy is Der Meer or do me bear Uncle.
• 51:29
  This is where she moans Uncle Jake.
• 51:31
  Shanks better Dad. Yeah.
• 51:33
  Like right during the SEC and then they this bit this little
• 51:38
  in Jake's head which is why we never want to be in a man's head
• 51:41
  ever. Even if it's written by a woman
• 51:43
  okay I want that piece of shit to hear his Little girl scream
• 51:48
  my name. Wherever the hell he is?
• 51:51
  I want him to know how much she loves her.
• 51:53
  Uncle Jake canceled canceled. Okay.
• 51:58
  So that's where even the worst part.
• 52:00
  You ready, you ready for the worst part?
• 52:02
  Go for up. He says to her because she's
• 52:06
  talking about du Mir, all right. And he says, to her the last
• 52:10
  time I didn't use a condom was when I was with my ex-wife, 16
• 52:14
  years ago, which guess what, 10 and would have been one.
• 52:21
  Whoa, the balloon is a throwback to when you were 10.
• 52:29
  That's the last time I wore a condom.
• 52:31
  So, I've been saving myself, you this folks, it's still OK,
• 52:37
  continuing, yui continuing to OE things in this next scene.
• 52:41
  Yes, another. This is one.
• 52:42
  He said out loud to her. I hated your fucking slimy
• 52:48
  parents, but they left me. A really pretty piece of Vas who
• 52:51
  likes it when I lick her pussy. Okay, jail.
• 52:58
  Straight to jail, do not pass. Go do not collect $200 and
• 53:01
  that's when she goes. Uncle Jake, please don't stop.
• 53:08
  Okay, I'm out of here. Think I sound effect of door
• 53:13
  closing and that is the end. We'll see.
• 53:19
  No, you guys never. We canceling the podcast even
• 53:23
  though I picked this will have enough that enough.
• 53:26
  We just want to be happy. She really put in the taboo.
• 53:30
  She really didn't. See it really puts the boot
• 53:34
  through about to cry. I'm weeping.
• 53:40
  But then she can paint continue to say that he wasn't selfish
• 53:45
  mean or impatient. Like he isn't a grown man.
• 53:48
  He fucked her in a car. She could have had that
• 53:51
  virginity experience with any guy, her own age Yelp.
• 53:54
  She come on, he could have made it special either.
• 53:57
  He's literally acting as if he did this purposefully.
• 54:01
  To make sure she was going to have a good first time.
• 54:02
  She could have done this with any boy.
• 54:04
  Every time he says something, he goes at least, it was me, at
• 54:08
  least I treated her, right? Or he goes off with the Other to
• 54:11
  he's like, did they lie Street? You ride.
• 54:13
  Fuck off grown on, literally you made a shoot an animal.
• 54:17
  Even though she's against shooting animals to pull her
• 54:19
  weight. When really, we both thought we
• 54:22
  both know. That was punishment for the
• 54:24
  whole night before because she's pulling her way everywhere else.
• 54:29
  I know, it's a and then he goes, I just didn't want you to.
• 54:33
  If you get stuck up on the mountain, she'll just go down
• 54:35
  the mountain and go home, but they keep trying to look her in
• 54:39
  long term. Yeah, but can you please be a
• 54:42
  bang maid long-term please? Please.
• 54:44
  Keep it in the face. Let me knock you up, so you can
• 54:46
  never leave. Oh my God.
• 54:49
  Whose sperm is racing towards the egg faster, which one we
• 54:54
  won't even need to do. Any DNA will just assume it's
• 54:56
  one of ours and they share custody.
• 55:00
  So when they were having sex and he was he much Jake has so many
• 55:05
  issues with their dad who did therapy about that separately.
• 55:08
  Yeah, why bring? Dog.
• 55:11
  Why is it that he's justified in his mind that she's a debt to be
• 55:14
  paid? Yeah, she's a child.
• 55:17
  That has had no love for any dialogue.
• 55:19
  Don't you think in a Twisted way?
• 55:22
  He'd be like, why did he pass her over sooner?
• 55:25
  Oh he probably did. That's we've only got like a two
• 55:28
  percent of his brain and that 2% was I'm her uncle and I probably
• 55:31
  shouldn't but I'm going to do it anyway.
• 55:34
  They come home and then the boys noticed the fact basically yeah
• 55:38
  she goes off to her room and then he Was kind of like or
• 55:42
  sorry, guys. We shouldn't really.
• 55:44
  They walking in like, ah, we shouldn't do this.
• 55:46
  Again shouldn't be done in the first place, but it's fine.
• 55:49
  But he announced so smug that he beat the boys to it, and he was
• 55:52
  okay, rubbing it in their face and then he goes, you guys can
• 55:55
  probably have it now, let's see how much this.
• 55:57
  So stunted, as a teenager that his children, his competition
• 56:01
  and that's fine. He's so now, I don't know where
• 56:04
  all the time but then he's like, I guess I should let them have a
• 56:06
  go now that I've technology to of used, it's fine.
• 56:10
  Spot. I feel like it in my boss for
• 56:12
  about like a week, not even that.
• 56:14
  It doesn't even seem to last long.
• 56:16
  That's what I mean. Like what was the point though?
• 56:18
  Then, yeah. Just for so that he could take
• 56:21
  over Jimmy. That's it.
• 56:22
  Yeah. Because then he didn't seem to
• 56:23
  care anymore. Yeah.
• 56:25
  Because he found out that the boys banged her and then he
• 56:28
  goes. Oh well, they at least gentle
• 56:30
  with you. He did not give a fuck.
• 56:31
  There was no more competition, no more jealousy.
• 56:33
  He already got what he wanted. Hmm right before that all
• 56:37
  happens that's when Caleb's. It's on our Ingles it writes on
• 56:41
  our forehead, too. The one who loves her more than
• 56:45
  anybody. I justifying anything.
• 56:50
  He also throws through data and some he has a baby Tantrums.
• 56:54
  Yeah. Because heard his dad got to
• 56:56
  fuck her first and that's apparently her fault.
• 56:59
  Yeah. Not the dad's fault for being
• 57:01
  angry McGrew Nathan but take it out on your dad.
• 57:04
  The next chapter though. No one is trying to have sex
• 57:09
  with her and it's immediately. The next chapter, where they're
• 57:12
  lying down. Yep, he's getting off.
• 57:14
  To her. He thinks it's okay to just
• 57:16
  pretty much with his dick out now.
• 57:17
  Like it's socially acceptable. Yeah.
• 57:20
  So weird tienen mentioned. Something about school was like
• 57:24
  do it finishing assignment trying to send it off.
• 57:26
  Everything else is basically Survivor incest Edition.
• 57:32
  That's what I like It's a Game of Thrones.
• 57:38
  He's literally are tricks your brain.
• 57:41
  That is more justifiable, that they're not related, and they've
• 57:45
  never grown up together. It's still as far, it's still as
• 57:48
  far. Yeah.
• 57:48
  But in my brain, I'm like, it is so fucked and I'm like, but it's
• 57:52
  not that. I'm like, it's disgusting, it's
• 57:54
  very rural and then I'm like, oh, but it could be worse and
• 57:57
  it's blowing all over gonna lie. Only way it could be worse is if
• 58:01
  they were biologically related but they still know what.
• 58:03
  I actually got to the end of the book and I was like Were they?
• 58:07
  And then I was like, oh no, it's step.
• 58:09
  Yeah, he took advantage of the fact that he was using the
• 58:15
  family connection to bring her up there in the first place.
• 58:18
  Like she was trusting him as a family member.
• 58:20
  Yeah. So if you bring someone for that
• 58:23
  purpose, to be a family member, you don't start fucking that.
• 58:26
  And as I keep saying you're our family.
• 58:29
  Yes, all the time, all the sorry, the bonfire happens just
• 58:35
  to have something. To blame on someone else later
• 58:38
  once, as a district Jake goes for the night, he needed to
• 58:42
  leave. Yeah, he needed to die on the
• 58:43
  mountain. I thought why is there all
• 58:46
  snowed in at this stage? Yeah, apparently he's just like,
• 58:49
  I need to get out of the house. So it's really convenient.
• 58:53
  Leave one night as he probably feel so guilty about.
• 58:56
  He's probably just off reading. Some of them, barely legal.
• 58:59
  I want to be surprised, there's a fire and then she gets injured
• 59:04
  and then they're stitching, okay?
• 59:06
  Caleb's stitching her up, basically.
• 59:08
  Yeah. Ply her with tequila.
• 59:10
  So lots of alcohol. He punched in the face because
• 59:13
  she was being like, I'm in pain. Yeah.
• 59:15
  And then I was just like, oh, you're not in pain now?
• 59:17
  Are you just know? And then she gets him to do it
• 59:19
  again. I know I didn't realize at this
• 59:21
  point so this is the fire on you can in fact get up and down the
• 59:26
  mountain. You just can't drive definite.
• 59:29
  Yeah so really if you're dedicated you could probably
• 59:32
  sno-med VL down just some reason to keep Your dad, just left a
• 59:37
  car, locked up down the bottom and then snow.
• 59:40
  Anyway, continuing logic, not there.
• 59:44
  So you have to kill her. Then you get booked in the face
• 59:47
  and then you have sex to distract you.
• 59:48
  That's, that's how you do it. Not only that, I'm a pretty
• 59:53
  short right before, all that happens.
• 59:56
  Noah says, to her, I want to make love to you, teacher Tian
• 59:59
  and I want to fuck my father's little whore.
• 1:00:03
  I know that just adds an extra layer.
• 1:00:05
  Vince, that's not even need to be that I know and it's kind of
• 1:00:09
  like wouldn't you like a shoe that that's going to happen if
• 1:00:11
  you lose it? I reckon, he reckoned.
• 1:00:14
  It was. He did our anymore, he was like
• 1:00:16
  already taken over Ginny because I don't think they have sex
• 1:00:19
  again after that. Either he's used her up, Emily.
• 1:00:22
  She's now used Goods. Do.
• 1:00:24
  Yep. I reckon that was easy out.
• 1:00:26
  He was like, yeah, I'm going to go out.
• 1:00:28
  I know what my kids are like because he would have taken her
• 1:00:30
  if he was so concerned, but He didn't care now.
• 1:00:34
  Yeah. He just wanted the fresh pussy
• 1:00:36
  that he was scared of supplying to the whole town.
• 1:00:39
  It's not longer fresh before him.
• 1:00:41
  He was afraid. But you know it's okay.
• 1:00:43
  It's Naked and Afraid. So conveniently with our true
• 1:00:47
  brothers that they have done this before.
• 1:00:50
  You can't tell me. Otherwise, I already knew they'd
• 1:00:52
  done it before. When he was, like, I get your
• 1:00:55
  cherry that porno scene. Yeah, as long as he gets your
• 1:00:58
  ass. So he knew that his brother has
• 1:01:01
  a thing for anal. So, I'm like that's just fucking
• 1:01:05
  what he did. The kit.
• 1:01:06
  He doesn't talk. So how would he know?
• 1:01:08
  I know you got some right? So they just DP every girl that
• 1:01:12
  comes work together. Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  All the time, probably. That's what it's implying.
• 1:01:18
  It's it in Ceci for them, if they besides the point that they
• 1:01:22
  fucking their cousin right now. Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  If they don't do anything together.
• 1:01:26
  How does that work? I feel like that's still incest
• 1:01:28
  T. Because you're participating in
• 1:01:30
  group sex, you're still involved.
• 1:01:32
  Moved. I suppose there's only like a
• 1:01:34
  single wall between their dicks at this and there's a chance of
• 1:01:38
  sexual touch anyway. But the fact that you're
• 1:01:41
  involved is group sex, you're involved in a sex act so it is
• 1:01:47
  incest. Okay.
• 1:01:48
  And then Blood Brothers, they're like brothers.
• 1:01:53
  My brother's like that's not okay for you, just loses their
• 1:01:57
  virginity one week and then the next week they're down for dp
• 1:02:01
  anal. And I I made your, aren't you a
• 1:02:04
  whole life has been? I lost my virginity.
• 1:02:06
  I was not keen on sex again. It was a lot of fun time.
• 1:02:10
  I know. Why would you just a week later?
• 1:02:12
  Just go straight to the. I don't know if it's just my
• 1:02:15
  experience but why is it in books?
• 1:02:16
  They lose their virginity. Hmm.
• 1:02:18
  And then they immediately like fucking unlike if Gonna Hurt the
• 1:02:22
  entire time and just like, oh now I'm broken in.
• 1:02:25
  I can just fuck the world anyway.
• 1:02:31
  Sorry. Okay.
• 1:02:32
  So So the next day Caleb's, checking her out for bruises 10
• 1:02:36
  and goes. I'm so glad the old Caleb is
• 1:02:39
  back and he's caring for me. Go, what?
• 1:02:43
  Who is the old? Caleb?
• 1:02:44
  Who's the new Caleb? He's serious.
• 1:02:46
  Caleb, he's a mystery. She put the thing is, she
• 1:02:49
  doesn't even know. She doesn't know what's going on
• 1:02:51
  up here. He doesn't speak.
• 1:02:52
  Yeah, I thought she goes into his room to, she's like, oh,
• 1:02:55
  it's just a dreamy room up here. He's just so different from the
• 1:03:00
  other guys in this house that have Fuckin a bear on the wall
• 1:03:04
  and their bedroom. The fact that she could go into
• 1:03:07
  any one of their bedrooms at night and fuck any of them at
• 1:03:10
  this point. It is literally fucked in
• 1:03:12
  itself. Yep, that's supposed to be your
• 1:03:14
  homegirl. Yep.
• 1:03:15
  Who, and they kept playing well that your home, where your home,
• 1:03:20
  your ass, or anything else. We want to impregnate you one of
• 1:03:24
  us wants to. I'm pregnancy kept coming up a
• 1:03:27
  lot though, a lot and then Jake comes back that he pretty much
• 1:03:31
  already assumed. That they doubled in der.
• 1:03:33
  She didn't have to say much, he knew and then he goes, oh well,
• 1:03:37
  were they good to you bro? You know your children are
• 1:03:40
  fucking constantly sexually assaulting people and you're
• 1:03:43
  just like all, would they like him with any better in the back
• 1:03:46
  of the car where he was like ripping off her clothes?
• 1:03:50
  Yeah. He's like, would they do we have
• 1:03:52
  to go to the hospital? Do we have to go to the popo
• 1:03:54
  station? I think.
• 1:03:56
  Right now idiot that they're stuck on a mountain.
• 1:03:58
  He's a lot of she won't have the time turned around and went.
• 1:04:00
  Actually yeah kind of was right. Then what Jake chuta, you know,
• 1:04:06
  that he wouldn't really do nothing.
• 1:04:08
  He'd be like worry though, he would victim blame Houston which
• 1:04:12
  is such a misogynistic, I wouldn't be surprised dictum.
• 1:04:15
  Blame the shit out of her because what if she turned
• 1:04:17
  around and said, actually Uncle Jake's, some things happened
• 1:04:19
  that I wasn't comfortable with. And I also know, he wouldn't
• 1:04:23
  tell a soul because then she would be like, I slept with my
• 1:04:26
  uncle Jake to, can you imagine her walking into the police?
• 1:04:30
  The sheriff station or Fallen beings like, I'm like if that's
• 1:04:39
  with her there. What happens when she's not
• 1:04:41
  there? That's why they're also
• 1:04:44
  comfortable. And then you notice he didn't
• 1:04:46
  care, he saw them. Nice.
• 1:04:47
  And possessive wasn't jealous. He was like, okay, I'll just
• 1:04:50
  back off now. That's it.
• 1:04:51
  I really reckon. It was just him going away
• 1:04:54
  because he knew it was going to happen.
• 1:04:56
  Yeah. And then he could stop feeling
• 1:04:57
  guilty about the fact that he fucked her 18 year old in his
• 1:05:01
  care. Hmm.
• 1:05:03
  You know what? Interesting Jake Noah and
• 1:05:06
  probably Caleb as well. Kicked openly saying that
• 1:05:10
  tenon's parents are the worst people ever that such dicks
• 1:05:14
  blah, blah blah. How would they treating her that
• 1:05:17
  much better? They're treating her like actual
• 1:05:19
  sex doll like a sex slave, but is living and doing chores and
• 1:05:24
  everything. It, how would they, why they on
• 1:05:26
  their moral? High horse all the time?
• 1:05:28
  Yeah, they're like, yeah, you're stupid parents.
• 1:05:30
  I'll just pop that out and look it up.
• 1:05:33
  Your parents are assholes and I'm just going to fuck you
• 1:05:35
  better. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Like what Because conveniently she got fucked out of her
• 1:05:39
  nightmares. No she didn't get fucked out of
• 1:05:42
  her nightmares Carla. No she eventually.
• 1:05:47
  Caleb cured her because of his dick.
• 1:05:49
  No. It was like he was sneaking down
• 1:05:52
  into a room and cuddling her when she's having nightmares and
• 1:05:56
  then must have been leaving before she got up because Miriam
• 1:05:59
  said, she did the same thing, she would sleep in her bed.
• 1:06:04
  Yeah, together to start. So is what I mean in totality at
• 1:06:07
  the End. Yeah we were supposed to
• 1:06:09
  believe. Oh yeah they are magically
• 1:06:11
  cured. All him and best therapy is
• 1:06:13
  being so kind of like yeah like in total she was like oh my God
• 1:06:17
  Caleb she really weird after she talked to Jake, she was like I
• 1:06:23
  probably should have some boundaries now.
• 1:06:26
  Hmm immediately after so she's I'm pretty sure this is where
• 1:06:29
  she was chopping. The Christmas tree stuff down
• 1:06:33
  and then he was helping and then they decide to have sex and then
• 1:06:36
  she was like trying to have It's within our she was saying, no,
• 1:06:40
  but he didn't know what she was saying.
• 1:06:42
  No to. It was just the kissing, but
• 1:06:45
  then he was being really rough and then he was being really
• 1:06:48
  gentle with her, and it was just the most confusing thing ever.
• 1:06:50
  I know. Do you know the one I'm talking
• 1:06:51
  about with Caleb? Yeah, the day after.
• 1:06:54
  Yep, she just wanted to be banged.
• 1:06:57
  I wouldn't that scare the shit out of you has.
• 1:06:59
  He was like actually like throwing her around.
• 1:07:02
  Is that in the garage again? Because she goes it's like I
• 1:07:04
  mean I'm not like my first day all over again.
• 1:07:07
  It's in the The barn, he's like helping her cut down the tree
• 1:07:10
  and I was glaring at her like he wanted to murder her.
• 1:07:13
  Yeah. And they were in that car hiding
• 1:07:15
  in the car, still bang it away, banging away.
• 1:07:17
  So he was really violent. And then he was real gentle with
• 1:07:19
  our arm, just like I know it can perform and the fuck is
• 1:07:23
  happening. So things move along a little
• 1:07:27
  bit more and I love how Jake and Noah.
• 1:07:29
  They're just pressuring tienen to choose Kayla because he's the
• 1:07:33
  one that happens to love her most.
• 1:07:35
  Yes. Pressuring her like she didn't
• 1:07:37
  actually choose Caleb, they were making you feel guilty, they're
• 1:07:40
  like, Caleb loves you. I'm like Jake was not an option
• 1:07:44
  and the I did that, but then no was like, I really love her and
• 1:07:47
  I want her to, but it was like, he didn't get a choice because
• 1:07:51
  whatever which doesn't make any sense.
• 1:07:53
  They kind of just pumped her off to Caleb.
• 1:07:56
  Yeah. What the fuck?
• 1:07:58
  Caleb out of those three was the worst option.
• 1:08:01
  Yeah. And I'm legally locked her in
• 1:08:04
  her room. Yeah.
• 1:08:05
  But then they went to his respective and he Is mad at her
• 1:08:08
  for all the shit she was doing. Like, it was her fault.
• 1:08:11
  Yeah. Like they weren't all in on it.
• 1:08:14
  Like it wasn't them. I know I can wasn't there both
• 1:08:17
  times. Yep, when she found his Diaries
• 1:08:20
  and books when he went off to the mountains because he was
• 1:08:22
  pissed. Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  So he wrote in their, her skin is like water.
• 1:08:25
  When what the fuck does that mean?
• 1:08:28
  If I read those things, I would think he's going to turn me into
• 1:08:30
  fucking lamp shade, like, he's gonna pierce my skin for, I must
• 1:08:34
  have missed that one. Well, she was reading all his
• 1:08:37
  thoughts about He's obsessive thoughts and then she's like, oh
• 1:08:40
  my God, he really does love me. I should, I should just keep
• 1:08:44
  giving him this pussy. And I was sure it's what Ry
• 1:08:49
  border. I know I wouldn't waste sweaty
• 1:08:52
  seen through coarsening and anemic.
• 1:08:56
  Okay, can I just point out the Terrence is the worst battery of
• 1:08:59
  all time. It's just an insult.
• 1:09:01
  Those rocks up. I said I know what the fuck is
• 1:09:05
  with him and CeCe. I know but it's so funny because
• 1:09:09
  Terrence just on the property. The one day that tenon's there
• 1:09:11
  alone for some reason. Yes, well, why is he in in there
• 1:09:14
  alone? Like let's start there.
• 1:09:17
  Yeah, is this when he like, he just rocks up, he's just there
• 1:09:22
  and he threatens her. I'm just like, I'm going to turn
• 1:09:24
  you inside out, girl. It's like okay, Caleb
• 1:09:28
  disappeared to the man. She got Caleb back.
• 1:09:30
  They feel love. They've been spending every
• 1:09:33
  minute together and then CC pregnant because I finally can
• 1:09:36
  come down to the mountain. Caleb has no fucking idea that
• 1:09:40
  it's not his child because it lines up TimeWise.
• 1:09:44
  So that's why she's alone because They're trying to sort
• 1:09:46
  that all out. Mmm.
• 1:09:48
  He's pissed about the bikes that Caleb destroyed.
• 1:09:50
  That's it. We charge in.
• 1:09:52
  Yeah, gathered in The Clash or go up the mountain.
• 1:09:56
  Just be like you need to replace my bike so you know, as I'm
• 1:09:58
  going to charge you, he admitted to her that he committed the
• 1:10:01
  arson. I he committed while she was
• 1:10:04
  hiding. I love when in a romance book,
• 1:10:07
  they try to do a full-blown action scene.
• 1:10:10
  You know to try and ramp up the drama.
• 1:10:12
  Yeah because it's like don't change genres now.
• 1:10:14
  Girlfriend. Listen, I literally autopilot in
• 1:10:17
  this whole action thing because I was like, shut up!
• 1:10:19
  Shut up, they're running away. And like, all I'm not surprised
• 1:10:22
  though because they had like some there were like, oh, we're
• 1:10:25
  safe up on the mountain but they're safe from us down there
• 1:10:27
  and like, what kind of Life do you say?
• 1:10:30
  Why do you care that much bodies or around each other before
• 1:10:36
  that? Yeah, oh thing they had to do a
• 1:10:40
  photo shoot. Yeah, a weird photo shoot in and
• 1:10:42
  they're like not a porno but we're all the way this is their
• 1:10:46
  Yeah, not knowing that they are fucking anyway.
• 1:10:49
  They are fucking anyway. And then if someone was like,
• 1:10:52
  you must get on a bike and our acts sexy but they had all their
• 1:10:55
  groupies around. And be like, I am not pick one
• 1:10:57
  of them. What do you mean?
• 1:10:58
  I know, but I think she was part of the promo for their branding.
• 1:11:02
  Yeah. So they had to have her, but why
• 1:11:04
  we have all the other people that I know?
• 1:11:07
  And, um, and then some girl was staring at Caleb learning.
• 1:11:11
  Sorry, like the second, you realize he doesn't, talk,
• 1:11:13
  wouldn't you just be a bit like, okay, that's not right.
• 1:11:15
  Yeah, that is a lot. I can't imagine.
• 1:11:19
  I don't know, I'm here for men that don't talk that much.
• 1:11:24
  Isn't that how that whole thing? So she came up all upset and and
• 1:11:28
  they did the photo shoot. Yep.
• 1:11:30
  And then she was like, he punched someone and then they
• 1:11:34
  kicked everyone out and they're like, we must go sort this out
• 1:11:38
  and they went down a mountain and just left it there but every
• 1:11:41
  other day they're like we can't leave you alone.
• 1:11:43
  Why not just leave nor up on the mountain with her.
• 1:11:45
  Her because they're dumb but they raced back up.
• 1:11:48
  They've been writing speed to come help her when she bought
• 1:11:51
  dials and left her phone on. Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Thank God for crossbows, right? Yeah, compound bows.
• 1:11:58
  So, that was all sorted. I guess which was the weirdest
• 1:12:02
  sideline ever. Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:04
  In the plot. That was pointless.
• 1:12:06
  Yeah, we just made me think it's a lot to make her.
• 1:12:11
  So that they could rescue her. Yeah, like that she is, they
• 1:12:13
  were actually needed. Yeah, because of all of this, he
• 1:12:18
  ended up putting her bag in the car and telling her pretty much
• 1:12:20
  telling her to leave. Anyway, I think it was best
• 1:12:23
  thing to do for her independently because I thought
• 1:12:26
  she would have stayed forever on that, man.
• 1:12:28
  They kept bringing up impregnating her to keep her on
• 1:12:31
  the mouth. Yeah, yes.
• 1:12:32
  So weird. Can we go back to the CC baby
• 1:12:36
  thing? So, she saw Cece and she saw
• 1:12:38
  that, she was pregnant. Yeah, and then Cece's like, Are
• 1:12:40
  you doing the math in your head girl?
• 1:12:43
  Trying to figure out if it's Caleb's baby.
• 1:12:45
  I went in and was like, oh my God, it probably is.
• 1:12:47
  And then she was in the car with Caleb and his knuckles were
• 1:12:49
  white on the steering because he had no idea to.
• 1:12:52
  Yeah. And then she was like is it your
• 1:12:54
  babies and your baby? And then he just didn't answer
• 1:12:57
  and region or what not? And I'm just like do you
• 1:13:00
  honestly think though if it maybe was Cece's and Caleb's?
• 1:13:07
  Does that even make him as a choice?
• 1:13:10
  Worse, because her only thing was I'm going to have to do with
• 1:13:14
  CC for the rest of my life. The fact that he was talking,
• 1:13:17
  every girl role is the actual alignment.
• 1:13:21
  He probably wasn't though, but he was member, he was just
• 1:13:25
  fucking girls left, right? And yeah, buddy probably wasn't
• 1:13:27
  fucking the role because even they put condoms on when they
• 1:13:31
  sleeping with it but it's kind of like it was only Jake.
• 1:13:35
  Anyway, continuing the problem is she's having like this weird
• 1:13:39
  without down. And I don't think it matters.
• 1:13:41
  Anyway, that's what I mean. I don't dress is bad.
• 1:13:45
  I think he's freaking out like heat because he's more worried
• 1:13:48
  about losing her because she's freaking out.
• 1:13:50
  I don't actually think he cares that she's pregnant.
• 1:13:53
  Yeah, well, you never know, well, you don't know because he
• 1:13:56
  doesn't seek anyway. It turns out it's not his baby.
• 1:13:59
  It's fucking terrence's by a month.
• 1:14:01
  A month to because Town upped the logic.
• 1:14:05
  Is she got pregnant in August, but he only come down the
• 1:14:08
  mountain fucking September. Ha ha ha, she's a pack of shit
• 1:14:19
  and I like you were gonna go to UNI.
• 1:14:20
  Thanks. Fuck, yeah.
• 1:14:22
  So she can actually go off to UNI so she does, she goes back.
• 1:14:26
  She's back with fucking Miranda. You like my God girl.
• 1:14:31
  I haven't seen you in so long. Guess what?
• 1:14:32
  Fucked my uncle fucked. My cousin.
• 1:14:34
  This note that the same. Did you even tell her she did?
• 1:14:39
  Because she at that point I'd be dialing 911. 11.
• 1:14:44
  And I'd be like, tell me more girls.
• 1:14:47
  People MJ wanted to do a full turn around.
• 1:14:51
  I just called Mary. Jane was like sugar.
• 1:14:53
  And she was like, I know, Maurice was crying in the car
• 1:14:57
  with my deklay. You know, she was the only other
• 1:15:00
  female character and then Loki throughout, it was implied.
• 1:15:03
  That she was getting the hots for Jake with those aggressive
• 1:15:06
  phone calls. I've had back and forth.
• 1:15:08
  Yeah, so now she's gonna fuck Jake.
• 1:15:10
  I mean, yeah anyway so so Marissa's gonna do Hey, she
• 1:15:16
  isn't the one who sent by the way.
• 1:15:18
  Fuck you like making my own weird way.
• 1:15:22
  She really did a full day as she was telling her drink down the
• 1:15:25
  mountain, and Angela had a full turn around to go yell at Jake
• 1:15:29
  but you know, they got in a plane.
• 1:15:31
  Thank fuck. They got on the plane.
• 1:15:33
  Thanks fuck. And then so she's back in
• 1:15:35
  California for six weeks during was at Uni break or there was
• 1:15:39
  something like she hadn't started school yet.
• 1:15:42
  She's just there. Noah stalks her to the place
• 1:15:46
  that she goes that beach. Well, he had been there for six
• 1:15:50
  years. I've been there that entire time
• 1:15:51
  to, so he needed a break, he's having his own Eat.
• 1:15:55
  Pray Love moment because he needs to work through the trauma
• 1:15:57
  that he's been constantly banging chicks with his brother
• 1:16:01
  and then they meet his father's a bit abusive a bit, he probably
• 1:16:05
  off the mountain. He's like, oh, this is actually
• 1:16:07
  the real world, this is a bit far so he probably needed his
• 1:16:12
  six weeks of therapy. I know.
• 1:16:14
  No, at least, at least he's so confused because he's been
• 1:16:17
  brought up in this whole different environment.
• 1:16:20
  I feel bad for Noah because he has a chance.
• 1:16:23
  If we throw away the gross, icky stuff, we throw away our morals
• 1:16:26
  in the trash. We throw around the Trashy B.
• 1:16:28
  He was the fun character. Yeah, with all the banter.
• 1:16:32
  So we've wasn't the end the most logic like he would actually
• 1:16:35
  think things through to. That's what I mean.
• 1:16:37
  Who's the only one who had a chance?
• 1:16:39
  Jake is too far gone. He's going to continued fucking
• 1:16:41
  barely legal forever. No, The barn essenes, the ends
• 1:16:46
  up with Mary Kate and Ashley. It does.
• 1:16:50
  Fuck. He can't talk anyone.
• 1:16:52
  That isn't fact. You know what I mean?
• 1:16:55
  Yes. He's probably getting off being
• 1:16:56
  like, pretended, my niece. She's 37.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah, but he's gonna be like, tell me how you changed here and
• 1:17:03
  snap. He's, you know what I mean?
• 1:17:05
  He's gonna have some angle that he's coming at, that's too bad.
• 1:17:08
  That's what I mean, though. He's foul.
• 1:17:11
  You know, that he's doing that Emily.
• 1:17:13
  There's no way. He's like entering a functional
• 1:17:15
  relationship. Nah he's like tell me how you've
• 1:17:18
  raised her. Oh my God.
• 1:17:19
  God. No.
• 1:17:21
  You know that's the end of his wife daughter.
• 1:17:23
  Yeah it's like tell me? Tell me everything.
• 1:17:27
  Try me, baby? Pictures of TNR.
• 1:17:29
  Stop it, don't take it back. Okay, put it away.
• 1:17:35
  I'm not putting it away and putting it out there but you
• 1:17:39
  know that that's what he's doing.
• 1:17:40
  Hmm. No, I'm not denying it.
• 1:17:44
  I think about it. It's traumatic for me to the
• 1:17:48
  bit. That's so dumb is She just threw
• 1:17:51
  out this whole time has just because the she's being told
• 1:17:54
  that she has to pay Caleb, she's just like, oh my God, I love
• 1:17:57
  Calum. I feel like she definitely did a
• 1:18:00
  little bit low so Caleb rocks up and he's just speaking.
• 1:18:07
  I love you work hard. Okay.
• 1:18:09
  Did love her childhood traumas. Just gone in the blink of an eye
• 1:18:12
  in books like this? Yeah.
• 1:18:13
  She was the one to fix him. She was the ultimate pick me.
• 1:18:16
  So in there like a bonus scene, there's a bonus scene.
• 1:18:19
  In and it's a bonus scene is about her missing underwear too,
• 1:18:23
  by the way. So he's hid it in a box.
• 1:18:25
  In the cupboard. He gives it back to her.
• 1:18:27
  They're fucking in the kitchen in that scene.
• 1:18:29
  He also says my little cousin would just going to skip right
• 1:18:32
  past that. But then he goes in the shower,
• 1:18:35
  he's like in the shower trying to talk but he just is
• 1:18:39
  struggling to draw and then Noah comes in and he just stops
• 1:18:43
  trying to talk because no was pissin.
• 1:18:44
  Well, he's trying to take a shower.
• 1:18:47
  And then we get to here. Yikes.
• 1:18:49
  Yeah. So we're at the airport.
• 1:18:51
  Look sorry. I'm just like, I can't.
• 1:18:54
  I do appreciate that. He did, do it for her, but
• 1:18:58
  that's the only romantic thing in this entire book.
• 1:19:02
  So I love how this is going. The standard epilogue Direction
• 1:19:06
  where it's five years later, and then magically still fucking
• 1:19:09
  like rabbits five years later. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't
• 1:19:11
  pop out like 10 children by now. No Penelope has a type because
• 1:19:16
  Skin birthday girl, Jordan was also a landscape or a designer
• 1:19:20
  and tienen is also a designer. Yo, what the fuck was that
• 1:19:25
  ending? Just generally like what the
• 1:19:27
  fuck it ends like every other romantic book, you know.
• 1:19:31
  But dive years ahead, married with a baby family gatherings.
• 1:19:35
  So going to be so awkward forever, right?
• 1:19:38
  No, I don't think they give a fuck and the fact that may and
• 1:19:41
  Jacob fucking now I just I'm now, if you were, if you were
• 1:19:49
  Mavis, wouldn't you be like this girl?
• 1:19:53
  Fuck my man when she was a fucking 17, and that's why I'm
• 1:19:58
  so I drew up 17, and it's like, calm down Martin.
• 1:20:02
  It was not my choice. It was the adult.
• 1:20:06
  Sorry bad. That's just, why would you
• 1:20:09
  listen to what? This girl has said that happened
• 1:20:12
  to her on a mountain and then willingly decide to become a
• 1:20:15
  part of it? I don't know.
• 1:20:17
  I don't know, I do know in the barn has seen its them like
• 1:20:20
  harassing each other on the phone and then they kind of hook
• 1:20:22
  up through, find sex and pretty good.
• 1:20:24
  It's kind of like get a fucking grip lady.
• 1:20:28
  That's my logic in this book. There's not a single logical
• 1:20:31
  thing and that is exactly why I picked it hurt my brain.
• 1:20:36
  But then she moves back to the mountain but she's like, we're
• 1:20:39
  down the mountain. Yeah, go get a different
• 1:20:41
  product. Don't even beyond the mountain.
• 1:20:43
  So you're not stuck on a mountain but she's still the
• 1:20:45
  mountain because it's a whore. Home.
• 1:20:49
  I don't understand like him Caleb and her lamp.
• 1:20:52
  Now live in the mountain with Griffin but Jake is working all
• 1:20:57
  the time while she was at school.
• 1:20:58
  So what happened to fucking Shawnee and all the dogs and
• 1:21:03
  chickens like what who did that? Doesn't matter mystery solved
• 1:21:09
  matter. And the reason why they were
• 1:21:10
  down the mountain is so that they can get emergency medical
• 1:21:12
  care for their baby if they need to, yes, she's gotten brain
• 1:21:17
  because it didn't matter before. Like what?
• 1:21:19
  No will she said, I'm not going through a same situation with
• 1:21:22
  her arm. But why would you when you have
• 1:21:25
  the option to go to university and meet normal people, would
• 1:21:29
  you Double Down Shoes? Caleb at the age of 18.
• 1:21:34
  I reckon once he started talking, he stopped fucking
• 1:21:36
  throat. It runs like a baby.
• 1:21:38
  You would ho use of piece of shit he wants.
• 1:21:42
  It's all good. Now, I feel like I need to go to
• 1:21:45
  a day spa to like cleanse. My pores of this book.
• 1:21:48
  Go to a church, I'll probably backing stiver whistling if I
• 1:21:53
  walked in like I don't know. I feel like it's still within
• 1:21:57
  me. This book is in my pores right
• 1:22:00
  now, you're not. Don't forget its own the
• 1:22:03
  bloodstream, nice scared y'all. Where you entertained though?
• 1:22:07
  It was a page-turner. Yeah for sure.
• 1:22:11
  It was stuffy, weren't bored. No I was not bored.
• 1:22:13
  I was Disturbed. I was in distress.
• 1:22:16
  I was confused if I had my feet watch on and probably be like my
• 1:22:20
  can heart rate up off the hizzy like your blood pressure and
• 1:22:29
  probably be like you're having an anxiety attack the entire
• 1:22:32
  books. Oh no.
• 1:22:36
  But it was fun to talk about. Yes, that's for sure.
• 1:22:39
  There wasn't a dry moment. It was almost relieved from
• 1:22:45
  crying. I'm dying inside.
• 1:22:51
  Just sweat, just like leaving my body.
• 1:22:55
  The inappropriate sweats just coming out.
• 1:23:00
  Sorry. Okay, we've got to write this
• 1:23:01
  book. Entertainment value.
• 1:23:04
  You know that we are endorsing anything that went on in this
• 1:23:07
  book, okay? I mean it had enough 16 so we
• 1:23:10
  shouldn't even be mad. You know what's really funny
• 1:23:12
  going on the Goodreads? I guess today, before I came
• 1:23:14
  here? Yeah.
• 1:23:15
  And reading the reviews and mixed reviews and see the like
• 1:23:19
  this is fucking disgusting. I was like, I was this is the
• 1:23:22
  hottest thing ever. I don't know.
• 1:23:24
  The people, the people are divided.
• 1:23:28
  The people cannot agree know, the ones that are writing it.
• 1:23:32
  Five stars need to go to therapy.
• 1:23:34
  The ones that are reading it. One star need to not be, it
• 1:23:40
  depends. It depends.
• 1:23:43
  As long as you don't bring the shit into your day-to-day, you
• 1:23:46
  have it's fine because sometimes you feel like you need something
• 1:23:49
  that's throws you off just typing.
• 1:23:52
  So for shock value, 4 out of 5 for the five foot five.
• 1:23:56
  So I'm assuming it's Because it's not boring.
• 1:23:59
  It's five Pearl clutches outside.
• 1:24:04
  What should we write this out at all?
• 1:24:07
  My little cousins. Sure. 33 of your little cousins.
• 1:24:15
  Another five. Yes.
• 1:24:20
  Yeah. Sorry logic right now.
• 1:24:22
  It was entertaining. It was very much lacking in the
• 1:24:25
  plot as in the batteries and everything like yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Mon. Yeah what?
• 1:24:30
  Yeah, I'm gonna give it a three. My little cousins 05 just for
• 1:24:34
  the same reasons that there's so much that needs to be fixed
• 1:24:37
  here. Yeah.
• 1:24:39
  So much work needs to be done. Yeah, but for what it was, Did
• 1:24:43
  have enough shock value to keep you interested.
• 1:24:45
  Hmm. What else can we say?
• 1:24:48
  Really know much else to say? I think we've dragged it to
• 1:24:51
  filth. I think we've been concerned,
• 1:24:55
  we've got directly have naps, we've given us a sufficient
• 1:24:58
  drag, so that's it. The pain is over everybody.
• 1:25:04
  So, I'm picking the next book and we'll see how that goes.
• 1:25:08
  We'll see if Emily wants to stabby.
• 1:25:12
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• 1:25:14
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