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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 27th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: I think the.
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show, that.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in.
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  Speaker 6: Session a good more than everybody.
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  Speaker 7: Today is March the twenty seventh, twenty twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 6: And you guys, today is Friday.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to the end of the week, five of five.
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  Speaker 3: It is the Woodie Show. One of that's great gory. Hi,
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  Speaker 3: we got Menace, what is up? Hi, there's Gina Gras,
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  Speaker 3: Sammy Morgan is here. We got vonn Dumbass Tyler, bored
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  Speaker 3: Menji and you're here.
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  Speaker 9: You made it.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to Friday. Alright, it is the Woodie Show. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: So fail story has got the Dumbass Contest. We've got
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  Speaker 3: the d U i Q coming up today. Anything we
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  Speaker 3: can to do get through the morning of the weekend
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  Speaker 3: as quick as as that is. That is the mission today. Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 3: phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What he
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  Speaker 3: texts over to two night seve al right, so today
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  Speaker 3: March twenty seventh said, that's what maybe left. Today's National
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  Speaker 3: Joe Day. Look, but j O not like Joe and
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  Speaker 3: g I jerking it. Yeah yeah j O, So shout
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  Speaker 3: out to my buddy Joe, but not as funny Joey,
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  Speaker 3: not as funny, say his World Theater Day. It's an
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  Speaker 3: International Whiskey Day, National Viagra Day.
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  Speaker 2: Whiskey and viagra awesome.
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  Speaker 10: That's like the.
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  Speaker 3: Uppers and the down it helps do. Both could be
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  Speaker 3: very red and flushed.
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  Speaker 7: Whiskey.
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  Speaker 3: Whiskey doesn't help with a boner you get you get whiskey.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it has the opposite effect of whiskey and viagra.
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  Speaker 7: The viagra help, But I whiskey winner ever had?
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  Speaker 2: That has never happened.
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  Speaker 10: Really, Yeah, I think I have the opposite of whiskey win,
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  Speaker 10: like when I'm mega buzz like no.
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  Speaker 3: But when I said, okay, so, I guess when I
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  Speaker 3: say whiskey wiener, I mean like like you're just there's
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  Speaker 3: no finishing the there's no crossing the fish.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think that's what it means.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you're totally flat.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I know, but like, isn't it also like.
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  Speaker 7: You've gone through your whole life knowing the wrong definite No?
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  Speaker 3: No, Because I said it's the opposite effect of viagra
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  Speaker 3: being okay for the rod I'm saying, but also when
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  Speaker 3: you have could you also not categorize whiskey wiener as
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  Speaker 3: like you know that it's like a desensitive not a desensitizing.
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  Speaker 3: But there's like something where you just cannot No. I
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  Speaker 3: think you're I think you're not everybody. It's it's you're
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  Speaker 3: taking it to okay, to a different level, and it's
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  Speaker 3: just you can't get it up. All whiskey is effect
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  Speaker 3: on the wiener. Yeah right, but yeah, but large lump
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  Speaker 3: in it together.
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  Speaker 10: I thank god not have winking waner and it actually helps.
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  Speaker 10: I think you have vibro, you know, inhibition's gone, pants.
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  Speaker 3: Off goads like you were messing with like Viagara and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Right like for recreational purposes.
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  Speaker 7: Still have a wonderful Blue Chub promo code wood in
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  Speaker 7: my not only in my home but in my little
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  Speaker 7: carry on just for fun. Again, you don't need it
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  Speaker 7: doesn't necessarily need to be that you have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: I always want to ask, like I hear it's like
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  Speaker 2: not super fast reacting.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it is like once like once you think
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  Speaker 7: for me none because usually the time and I've used
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  Speaker 7: it now, but I've used it always when I knew
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  Speaker 7: that was happening. So it wasn't like I needed it
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  Speaker 7: wasn't like I just stood there took it and like,
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  Speaker 7: what's going to happen? There was already stuff happening at
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  Speaker 7: that point, so so oh, let me get my mint. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and I only take like a half eat too, because
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  Speaker 7: it's all I really needed. And what it does for
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  Speaker 7: folks if you need all that, well, because I don't
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  Speaker 7: want us, I don't want over and I want it
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  Speaker 7: to be sitting around just like I want to go
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  Speaker 7: away when I'm done with it, essentially. And what it
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  Speaker 7: does it just it just it gives you like the
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  Speaker 7: biggest hardest one you've ever had.
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, Like do you guys?
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  Speaker 11: Did the girl you were with did she grimaced at
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  Speaker 11: any point?
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  Speaker 7: I mean not, no, just from pleasure.
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  Speaker 11: Oh that's obviously because I dated a guy who didn't
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  Speaker 11: tell me he had been taking it, and I was like,
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  Speaker 11: I don't think I can keep dating this guy. I
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  Speaker 11: know there's something wrong because like I can't keep doing
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  Speaker 11: this for three hours.
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  Speaker 7: Right, You're right, because that's what it does. Essentially. It
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  Speaker 7: doesn't go and the other too much. The other she
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  Speaker 7: would normally be done, you don't have to stop because
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  Speaker 7: it stays the way.
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  Speaker 3: It stays.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, because once you're done, you're like, Okay, are we good?
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  Speaker 7: The answer is no. That's just used her err on
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  Speaker 7: his Yeah, I don't know when she's had enough.
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  Speaker 3: It's a quirky country music song titles day oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There are quirky country songs like yeah, chattahoochie honky tonk,
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  Speaker 3: but donka donks you know, we're hanging out three we'd
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  Speaker 3: hate to see her go.
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  Speaker 7: But but dog.
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  Speaker 3: Dog, how about she thinks my Tractor's sexy sex classic?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a quirky country music song title.
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  Speaker 3: She's on a stead save a horse, ride a cowboy
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  Speaker 3: like that one.
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  Speaker 8: Double around the crown, and everybody's getting down in this town.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't never gonna be the same. I can't whole. That
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  Speaker 3: was the whole thing. Red solo cup, Yeah, just a
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  Speaker 3: goofy as you know something. It doesn't sound like it
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  Speaker 3: should be like a real song. It sounds like it
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  Speaker 3: should just be for like a commercial, like a commercial
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  Speaker 3: jingle kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: What's the one that's super famous? This is chicken fry.
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  Speaker 2: Chicken fried.
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  Speaker 11: You know I like the chicken fried.
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  Speaker 3: Do Let's have a part.
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  Speaker 9: Let's have a.
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  Speaker 2: I love you.
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  Speaker 3: That's a little cup.
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  Speaker 2: This didn't sound country, that sounds like it sounds like
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  Speaker 2: it just like a bar song.
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  Speaker 7: There's a banjo in there, roast. Are you talking about
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  Speaker 7: chicken fried by Zack Brown?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: You know what, lack chicken fry old.
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  Speaker 9: Jeans.
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  Speaker 11: Get your song called get your tongue out of my
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  Speaker 11: mouth because I'm kissing your goodbt U.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think that's a legit.
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  Speaker 3: He wait, wait here we go?
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  Speaker 2: Is this the Is this a little bit?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yea beer?
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  Speaker 7: And I didn't say this is a novelty song.
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  Speaker 11: It's a pandering song.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 11: This was his first big hit.
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  Speaker 7: What was the one?
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  Speaker 2: What was the one about?
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  Speaker 7: The The was not Chili's, Applebee's.
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, it's just a commercial for apple Beers Bees
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  Speaker 11: on the like?
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  Speaker 2: But was that?
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  Speaker 7: Did that start as an actual song?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Who was that? It was a songwriter?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Just be like god, I hung out of them
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  Speaker 2: forget his name?
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  Speaker 7: No fancy like Walker Hayes, Walker Walker Hays.
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  Speaker 11: Piece of my fancy like like fancy like Walker Hayes.
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  Speaker 7: He is I thought he was just.
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  Speaker 3: A songwriter, Walker Hayes. Okay, and we try that fancy
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  Speaker 3: live walker.
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  Speaker 10: Hate wait to answer what he's question what came first
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  Speaker 10: the commercial of the.
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  Speaker 7: Day, that's as say, she's got the dance.
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  Speaker 2: The most recently.
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  Speaker 3: So again, was it a song first or was it so?
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  Speaker 3: And then they used it for.
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  Speaker 7: He was dealing with his daughter on TikTok obviously popped
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  Speaker 7: off there, but other.
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  Speaker 11: Countries don't let you do songs that are just advertisements.
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  Speaker 7: That's our thing, the most our thing.
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  Speaker 10: The most recent wedding I went to, that was one
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  Speaker 10: of the songs.
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  Speaker 3: It's so great, We'll take a quick break, will come back.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the world of entertainment. The birthday's porn of birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Next on the Woody.
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  Speaker 10: Show, I'm proud to get kicked in the nuts for
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  Speaker 10: twenty This is the Woody Show, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see in the world of entertainments, looking man, huh oh, Greg,
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  Speaker 3: I know how much you love corn freak on Leish
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  Speaker 3: and just a corn freak on Alish has gone viral
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  Speaker 3: because there's a new TikTok dance that's.
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  Speaker 7: Not supposed to be that way, that's not already so that's.
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  Speaker 3: Not for that. That's how Cord would want for you
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  Speaker 3: dorks out there. HBO is pouring into the upcoming Harry
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Potter series. One complete season will cost over one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and twenty five million, with a per episode build of
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  Speaker 3: around twenty million dollars. Why so, that's about how much
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  Speaker 3: they say it cost to produce, like an episode of
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. There were
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: some reports of the new Harry Potter series would cost
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  Speaker 3: about one hundred million per episode. That's crazy and potentially
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  Speaker 3: more than five billion in total, but that figure has
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  Speaker 3: been disputed. But I mean, I guess that. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there's there's so many of these Harry Potter nerds that
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  Speaker 3: they're Yeah, I mean they buy all the all the
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  Speaker 3: crab is what keeps the merchandise side.
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  Speaker 7: But it's not like this is going to be a
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  Speaker 7: new story either. But they can have new merch is
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  Speaker 7: it not. Yeah, they didn't write because they had written.
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  Speaker 7: They had all the original Harry Potter books and then
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  Speaker 7: whatever the ficklety floor.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't they just create new stuff in and around it.
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  Speaker 7: Like just keeping it in that universe universe right, as
• 11:34
  Speaker 7: far as I know, they're just retailling the original books.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, never read a page, I never watched the frame.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see what We'll see what else is going on out.
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  Speaker 3: There, people behaving badly. I think it's kind of the headline.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but Gina, grab what you got, dude.
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  Speaker 11: Shilah buff is on one right now because he's causing
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  Speaker 11: so many issues allegedly near the tennis club by his
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  Speaker 11: house in New or that they sent out a letter
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  Speaker 11: to the members of the tennis club to just ignore him.
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  Speaker 11: They should answer, just to ignore him going beginning disturbances
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  Speaker 11: involving a quote new neighboring resident who's continued outbursts have
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  Speaker 11: affected the club environment. And they say he just sits
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  Speaker 11: outside near one of the club's exits and has unpredictable
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  Speaker 11: interactions with people. He's allegedly offered members money to play tennis.
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  Speaker 11: He's interrupted their lessons despite he's not a member. So
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  Speaker 11: he's just sitting there kind of arassing people. And the
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  Speaker 11: club is advising members not to engage with him and
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  Speaker 11: says it's working.
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  Speaker 7: With police to resolve the wildlife.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. So he's just he's just he's.
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  Speaker 7: Back man, doesn't need rehab, that's for damn sure.
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  Speaker 11: He's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, play tennis with you five dollars, Yeah, I'm saying
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  Speaker 3: that that's not the answer, just to oh, just ignore
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  Speaker 3: this person who's creating like you can't you kick him
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  Speaker 3: out of the neighborhood. I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I think that's what they're saying, like, let the police
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  Speaker 11: handle it, don't try and get into it with it.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's getting quiet soon because also yesterday the
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  Speaker 2: I think he got a lawsuit against him from one
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  Speaker 2: of his ex girlfriends.
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  Speaker 4: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for like sexual stuff. He's gonna go quiet. People
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  Speaker 3: behaving badly? Gregorya, what you got? I got a question?
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  Speaker 3: Was he being a dick? So Howie Mandel was on
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  Speaker 3: Live with Kelly and Mark the other day, Oh, this
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  Speaker 3: is your okay? No, I don't think he was.
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  Speaker 2: You don't no, I saw it. Okay.
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  Speaker 10: So Kelly Rippa said something nice to Howie because he
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  Speaker 10: turned seventy recently, and she said, wow, it doesn't make
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  Speaker 10: any sense, and he said, what do you mean? It
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  Speaker 10: doesn't make any sense? So Mark jumped in and said,
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  Speaker 10: what she means is you look great, and then Howie
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  Speaker 10: took that the wrong way. In my opinion, he says,
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  Speaker 10: that doesn't mean anything. You tell somebody you're seventy and
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  Speaker 10: then you go, you look great. It's like saying to somebody,
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  Speaker 10: you're smart for a stupid person.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, now here's someone or that's the thing as someone
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  Speaker 3: who watched the clip first, Like if you would have
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  Speaker 3: told me that and then I watched the clip, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I would have had a change of opinion because based
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  Speaker 3: the way you said it, I would be like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: what a jerk. But I watched the clip, huh, and
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  Speaker 3: it just seemed HOWI mendel when he I think it
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  Speaker 3: was very clear that he was joking and being silly
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  Speaker 3: and sarcastic a bit of a routine. Yeah, sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because he was doing this whole thing of like, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 3: what are you saying I look great for seventy or
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  Speaker 3: do I look great? Like, oh, so you can't I
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  Speaker 3: look good for seventy. Oh you're not just saying I
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  Speaker 3: look great? But it was it was more than that.
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  Speaker 10: That fan Sure, I'm still team Kelly, because I didn't
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  Speaker 10: even know until I saw this that he was seventy.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I had no idea I'm going to say
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  Speaker 10: he was great for seventy. I think look, I think
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  Speaker 10: I think he looks good. I'm taking if you if
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  Speaker 10: you saw him. You would say, oh, wow, you look healthy.
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  Speaker 3: He does. He looks like a healthy you know what.
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  Speaker 7: I would love to tell him these things to his face,
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  Speaker 7: since he invited me on his podcast and then recent
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  Speaker 7: of the invitation you don't have a lost brother back
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  Speaker 7: in September.
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  Speaker 10: Did you hear One of the reasons he looks great.
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  Speaker 10: He got a workout inspired by our legal best friend
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  Speaker 10: Jerry O'Connell. He ties himself with cables to his feet
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  Speaker 10: and then swims for an hour.
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  Speaker 11: Oh hell no, how did Gina die?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Easy?
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  Speaker 3: Easy? People behaving badly? Menace.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't want to keep on bringing this to
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  Speaker 2: the table every day, but just one, I'll do it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: One one last thing on it the basso at check.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here for Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Taylor. You know her showed in air. But apparently
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  Speaker 2: apparently she's getting uh her full paycheck for services rendered.
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  Speaker 2: So that's fair because what does that mean everything? She
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: already did it.
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  Speaker 11: That's interesting though, because on game shows like I've been
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  Speaker 11: I've had the misfortune of being on a couple and
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  Speaker 11: they say your episode doesn't air, you don't get the money.
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  Speaker 11: Really yeah, really, Yeah, it's showed. It's strange that her
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  Speaker 11: game show episodes didn't.
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  Speaker 2: There, and she said that she did the job and
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  Speaker 2: she also did promo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I agree with that. I think she
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: should get it. It was that, by the way, they
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure, were fully aware of all this stuff, and
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: they decided just to kind of roll with it. And
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: then this came out and it became a bigger thing,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, this is gas favorite.
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  Speaker 11: You're you. You're not resignation, but you get like put
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  Speaker 11: on probation, but you still get.
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  Speaker 2: Paid and leave.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. She did all the as far
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  Speaker 3: as like the sacrifice of time to record all this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know how long, how long filming goes
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  Speaker 3: from the beginning to the end, but she did.
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  Speaker 7: All all of that unless she explicitly lied about her
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  Speaker 7: pack because, like I said, they asked what she did.
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  Speaker 7: They ask you, soup to nuts about anything in your
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  Speaker 7: past when you do these things, and she was.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was well covered on that show, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that she has had issues like this before. But one
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  Speaker 2: last thing about it is apparently the guy, the guy
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  Speaker 2: that got chosen as the winner of the to be
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  Speaker 2: her lover, he's all mad because his show is never
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  Speaker 2: going to.
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  Speaker 7: Air and so yeah, because he's not gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be famous, but no one cares because they don't even
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  Speaker 2: know who he is.
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  Speaker 11: Do you think they'll pick him as the next Bachelor as.
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  Speaker 2: Because no one cares. He's like crying about it online
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, guy, that.
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  Speaker 3: Could be an interesting storyline about the guy who got
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  Speaker 3: screwed over because they couldn't do this thing, and then
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  Speaker 3: that would create like thinking like, oh, well, okay, this
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  Speaker 3: is the guy she was going to choose, although that
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: could be a red flag for other women like oh
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  Speaker 3: of this crazy bitch, Like what a yeah, this guy?
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  Speaker 7: All right, time for your birthdays show.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna shim, We're gonna sit shay and you know
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  Speaker 3: we don't do Today is Quentin Tarantino's birthday. He's sixty three,
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  Speaker 3: Mariah Carey is fifty seven today. Hallie Barry is twenty six,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Fergielly Barry twenty. Sorry, I'm sorry I've read that wrong.
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  Speaker 7: How is this hal Bailey?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Kylee Bailey, Bailey, Bailey Bailey?
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  Speaker 7: I glad that was Ariel.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, man, I completely uh Allie Bailey Okay, I
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: glanced at that looks great.
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  Speaker 11: Shouldn't look twenty six six.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Harry Bailey noticed Fergie, not the one
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  Speaker 3: that's tied. But yeah, this is Fery from like Black
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• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is the one.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: That's who knows I'm getting it all wrong today. And
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  Speaker 3: then Brenda Song, who younger people know from the Sweet
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  Speaker 3: kids with Macaulay Culkin. Ye, she's an airline issue thirty
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  Speaker 7: Oh wow, thanks backing that last word.
• 18:57
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• 19:02
  Speaker 11: It just keeps getting better. The more words us it's a.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Gaatee farting or gaatee farting, Like, how would you like
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  Speaker 3: Jureka Delmar, who's thirty two years old today, and that's
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  Speaker 3: your born a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: a Friday morning. Look at what's happening in the world
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  Speaker 3: of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: The wood Show is the show?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: All right? Well, yea it is? Uh it is Friday, guys,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: end of a week Friday check ins.
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  Speaker 7: On the text over to two to nine eight.
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  Speaker 3: Seven, telling us who you are, and then where around
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  Speaker 7: Anything you got going on this weekend, be happy to
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  Speaker 3: Anything any wanted like to have us mentioned, You're happy
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• 19:56
  Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven about some some
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: fun facts.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Would to show fun facts?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Now I just read about this and I had never
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: really wondered, but now they brought it up, I'm like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: you know what I do? I do want to know
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: what happens to unsold girl Scout cookies.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Oh I've never thought that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Is there such a thing?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So some get transferred between troops. They can continue
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: to sell after the season, but mostly they're focused on donations.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: So Girl Scouts they're encouraged to work with local food
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: pantries and charities so that leftover cookies can be shared
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: with people in need, and then if any boxes still
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: remained after that, the troops can enjoy them themselves.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: Like your dumb parents already bought them, you know.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Let's smash them up and put them in milkshakes.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here's the thing, man. We found a box
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: of thin mints that my wife and I had hid
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: from the kids, and it got uncovered probably like a
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: month before the new Girl Scout Cookies season, and they
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: still tasted just as good.
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, they.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Were like they were hidden in a cabinet. Okay, underth
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: other stuff.
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: I do like to freeze them.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It's fun when you find uh you try to hide
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: them from your kids and turn out you hit him
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: from yourself. What do you show? Fun facts? Swiss scientists
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: have concluded that the perfect bride should be five years
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: younger than the groom from the same cultural background and
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: be smarter by at least twenty seven percent.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: Easy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can make more money, but she's going
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: to be smarter okay or greg or he or he.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: But five years that's not a big enough age cap.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: How am I supposed to be able to find that woman?
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: She don't think she exists.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no woman smarter than you percent? No way, Hey,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: what do you show? Fun fact?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Women?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Sammy, Yes, may not fart as publicly as men, but
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: they do fart, and when they do, you'll know it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: God smell worse than men's farts because they have a
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: higher hydrogen sulfide context like something died. Yeah, so chick
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: farts are more stank, more rank than dude farts.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: What I've been saying, it's like, as uh.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: If you have a choice between a male or a
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: female doctor, pick the woman.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: A study found that those who receive care at a
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: hospital from a doctor who is a woman are less
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: likely to die.
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: Sweet.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is this is known that women, because of
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: their higher emotional intelligence to keep alive, they are there more,
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: they catch more nurturing.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're also less likely to be hospitalized again than
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: if they were seen by a male doctor.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Less likely to be a dick. Yeah, man, yeah, I
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: agree with that. Yeah, they're always dickish. Man.
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: God, I don't think I've ever had a doctor I thought,
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: you know what, he's good.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: You know, Morgan, I really wish you would just like
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: stop talking so much, dude, I like Morgan's over here.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all that being said, all nurses should be male
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: because they're way more fun and sassy.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: And they have lots of flair on their scrubs. Or
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: dudes or dude nurses. I'm trying to be inclusive. Grad
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: they're called nurses. Yeah, they called dud nurses, they're dude nurses.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I have a female doctor, and I like to keep
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: it that way.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice. Uh let's see here. A group of researchers
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: have shown that itching can be contagious, just like yawning.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: People who see someone scratching are likely to suddenly start
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: getting itchy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: Totally.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I think also believe that you don't have to see
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: somebody else scratch. Simply thinking or reading about a person
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: who is scratching is enough to trigger the response. Is
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: anybody else feeling?
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: If we're talking about stuff like allergy season, I'm like
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: this is happening to be right now?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Well, it's have you ever gone for like not an
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: X ray, but like one of those where you have
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: to stay Yeah, there's one of them where you have
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: to stay absolutely still.
• 24:07
  Speaker 11: And suddenly got the jimmy legs.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Or like when you go to get an eye exam
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: and they say to keep your eye open and don't blink.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like that't work.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I feel like I can not blink all day until
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: you tell me don't blink, and then all of a sudden, Yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: then all of a sudden.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: Your eyes start watering and it's all you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: Can do to not every time.
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: I don't have any official condition like eggmo or anything
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: like that, but I feel like I'm always itchy.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: You're not using lotion right, And all the bugs in
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: your house greg bugs? Yeah, yeah, from your rabbit dump?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: And here one more?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Fun fact?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: If your average this is weird. If your average you
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: only have thirteen pain free days a.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Year, that's sad.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Thirteen.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Define?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I wish I had more information on this. Define pain.
• 24:55
  Speaker 11: I don't think a youthache or yeah anything her.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my back hurts all the time, you know, it's
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: uh you know it's weird.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You had mentioned the other day about how you had
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: like an undergrounder.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, inside my nose, like in my nostril, right, a
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: big ZiT.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: So if itching and stuff like that is contagious, maybe
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: get one, because now I got.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: An undergrounder right here. I can't even see there's anything there.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: No, but dude, it's there. Even just lightly brushing right
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: there hurts. It's just to the left of my nose,
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: so like right the cheek begins, and dude, it is
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And the only thing that works is time. Yeah, because
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: mine was in my nostril.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I'd take a needle to it, put
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: some rubbing alcohol.
• 25:36
  Speaker 10: I couldn't even find it, Like I leaned back and
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: looked in the mirror. But for only have thirteen pain
• 25:43
  Speaker 10: free days a year.
• 25:44
  Speaker 11: It's very depressing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: That doesn't say right with that include like, oh, well,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: if you got a headache at some point in the day.
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: Periods, that's a weakish Yeah, yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: That's actual.
• 25:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that doesn't count.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: We're not people.
• 25:57
  Speaker 11: It's not everybody that he's trying to think, like, why
• 26:00
  Speaker 11: would you have that much pain all the time?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: It's your back.
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I live with pain I assume that we're all
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: hurting all of the time.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Really all the time. It's not like I had to
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: bend over and tie my shoes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: I'm always grinding my teeth that my jaw hurt.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, just smoke weed.
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
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• 26:31
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• 26:31
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  Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven. So Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, Man,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: it's one of your.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Favorite love Ruth Chris. What's up? You know?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: If you have go to Philadelphia, got to hit that
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: one up. There's only one place to go, and that
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: would be according to Menace Ruth gress A. Anyway, they've
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: got some new rules and they started telling people what
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: they can and can't wear to the Ruth's christ You
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: got called.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Out, Ruth Chris. Which one where we're at.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was Indianapolis. Yeah, yeah, because you
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: know what, I always wear it, you do.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this was like years before this got annwn.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: So they've upgraded their dress code to be business casual
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: and they're turning people away who show up in clothes
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: like gym ware and baseball hats.
• 27:40
  Speaker 11: Oh wow.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Well, the fine people at Chili's they saw this new
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: dress code and they decided to take a jab at
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Ruth's Chris for it. They posted on social media and said,
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: the only dress code of Chili's is that you have
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: to be dressed. Yeah, and so some people are defending
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the Ruth's Chris dress code. Most people have sided with Chili's.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, Chris, Like, I.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Like Ruth Chris, but I don't put in it's elevated.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: But I'll put it at a level where I gotta,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: you know, make sure that I'm dressed up.
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: Well, they're just asking you don't wear a sports bra, you.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Know, but I'm wearing like a polo shirt, nice chins.
• 28:18
  Speaker 11: And a hat that's like the Sopranos. We old still
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: hot dogs here, take it off.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: That whole like hat indoors thing feels so old timy
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: to me, it really is like it's such a mega
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: dated thing. It is like I understand, uh, no sleeveless shirts,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: you know, for example, no muscle tank. Yeah yeah, don't
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: be wearing your your wife beat your dolphine to a
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: place that's got cloth napkins, right, you know, But I
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: don't know the whole hat. Yeah, the whole hat indoors thing.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I don't see.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: First of all, I don't see how it's disrespect I've
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: never understood how it's disrespectful, because we have.
• 28:57
  Speaker 11: Decided it is right exactly.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Just so, what about it is disrespect take your hat
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: off when a lady comes in?
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: Okay, well what about this is one extreme to the other.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: You're at a funeral and you're wearing a hat.
• 29:10
  Speaker 11: What do you think of that, like a fancy hat
• 29:11
  Speaker 11: or a baseball hat.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Like a baseball cap. It depends on I mean, I've
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: seen people that you know, it's like a biker funeral
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: kind of thing, and so everybody everybody's super casual. But
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: for for for like a standard a standard wedding, standard funeral,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: no hat, yeah, no hat, it's Ruth's Chris.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I'm saying.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: For for ninety of things.
• 29:34
  Speaker 11: It's fine.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: It's fine, yeah, because like the the hat's not going
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: to go with the sport coat and the tie, right, right,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: But if I'm just wearing a polo shirt or you know,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: even just like a button down, I'm getting.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: Way too philosophical about this. I also support businesses that
• 29:52
  Speaker 10: want to do stuff their way, you know what I mean.
• 29:55
  Speaker 10: Like if I owned a coffee shop, just hypothetically and
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: I wanted to be allowed to vape in there, even
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: though it's against the luh, it's my business.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: That's what I want.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: If you don't, like, yeah, I don't go to it, No,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I can do that.
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: It could make you wear a tuxedo, and that's fine
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: in this instance, Like we're the situation that medicine talking about.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Like it wasn't known before we went there. We had
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: a ton of people that we were with, right, it
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: was like a business lunch. It wasn't even a dinner,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: it's a business lunch. Yeah. We went in there and
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: the guy was like, you're gonna need to take that
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: hat off. First of all, it was the way he
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: said it number one, as if like yeah, so yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: but I took the hat off, but I didn't just
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: make a scene about it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I took the hat off.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And we had a lunch.
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: You're lucky, don't I have had head Now if I
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: was told to take my hat off, I would have
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: to leave.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Now knowing that this is what their policy is, it
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: makes me probably not go there.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because dude, I've been to Ruth Chris like a
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: hundred times and I've never even thought twice about out
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: what I was wearing to go there. Correct, And now
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I deal, like, no, I'm good because like, guys, they're
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: not mastros.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: You sorry, this is not like super crazy. It's yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: you're a chain micheline star. It's a nicer yeah, chain,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: but you're still it's elevated.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: It's definitely nicer.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Idan like all of a sudden, like, well, we're not
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Taco Bell, so Chipotle decides, you know, because they're like
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: fast casual instead of fast foods. Like, well, all of
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: a sudden, we're gonna.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Have You're not Texas Roadhouse. You're above that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: You still no hats at all? Or could you wear
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: your top hat?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: That's a great question because and chicks get away with
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: stuff too, Like I know when we go to Mexico.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: The resort there were. Yes, there's a rule for gentlemen
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: that for dinner service at any of the restaurants, you
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: can't be wearing shorts of any kind. You have to
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: wear long pants. Right now, there's women in there where
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: they're beavers hanging out like that, that little half moon.
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: Of their ass cheese anal clet like yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Coming out, come out the bottom, and nobody says anything
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: about that. It's pretty funny because there's a bunch of people,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: even the wives of the dudes who are wearing you know,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: they're wearing like these nice Bermuda shorts and a nice
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: It's like, yes, and they look they look very presentable,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: they look very nice. They look damn they're preppy, but
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: like they won't let them in because they're not long pants.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Go wait a minute. That her ass is hanging in
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: its juicy on her as I could see her legal.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Not meat bolas. It's so weird you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Brought that up.
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: I was gonna tell you I was at this resortant
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: Cabo with Mario. We were definitely the only gay couple there.
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: We went to this one restaurant for three nights in
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: a row wearing shorts Mario had a tank top, a hat,
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: flip flops. And on the fourth night we met this
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: heterosexual couple had dinner with them. Yeah, we met some
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: straights and we were talking about the different restaurants on
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: the property and said, they said, wait, they let you
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: in wearing shorts, like they have a dress code. We
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: didn't even know they had a dress code. They let
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: us do whatever.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: We want because again, the dress codes never seemed to
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: apply to the ladies.
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, we wore shorts, yeah, whatever, flip flops, everything.
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: And the dudes there there were shocked. They said, we
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: were told we had to go put on paint.
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: Because of the gaze where it must be in style.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Totally okay, it's like a special treatment. Yeah, so I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: understand that. I'm with you, Greg. You should be able
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: to make whatever. Ruth Chris can have whatever rule they want, right,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: and if you don't like.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: It, just should definitely try to go dumb and dumber
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: and just a bright orange suit.
• 33:34
  Speaker 13: Sorry.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Brings up a good question. What if I wore a
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: shirt to Ruth's Chris that says found your seat and
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: has an arrow pointing to my face?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, would that be acceptable?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: You don't have a hat on right, no hat?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well what about it?
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: If I want to be like a super nerd and
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: just a torn wear a fedora, like again.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's a hat. Would probably super try hard with
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: a fedora eight seven seven forty four. Set us a
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eight seven. We've got
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: some more what you show for you next?
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: Hang on right back.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Ratings come out every.
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: Week, and if they're not good, review that's the reading.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Dude. I totally screwed up.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: What all right? I've gotten pretty good at boundaries when
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: it comes to work stuff you have. Yeah, yeah, I
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: used to come back for meetings at three pm after
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: getting to the radio station at two am. Yeah, in
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: the doubld days, the dumb old days, and I got
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: really good at the word no, Like how it's not
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: to be a dick, it's just a time right exactly.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: And so the iHeartRadio Music Awards were last night. Everybody
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: and their mom was like, oh, so you're gonna be
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: at the awards and I go, yeah, no, I'm not
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: gonna be. It's a school night. Yeah it was last night.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: It was a Thursday. Yeah, And I go, no, I'm
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: not gonna be because and this was to me legitimate
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: boundary because I'm like, dude, we got camp, we got
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: to work super early, you know, uh, yesterday morning, and
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: this is it. No, I got to be here super
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: early this morning, and so no, it just doesn't work,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: all right. So here's here's a fail. I should have
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: totally gone yes, And here's where I screwed up. Everything
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I saw us at eight pm. That's eight pm Eastern,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: So I started at five. It was over by seven.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I could have totally have been there, literally the most
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: convenient right ever, Like, so I should have totally been
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: It's like because I was, I was talking to a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: couple of people like, oh, well the awards about this time, Like,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: what do you mean yourwards about this art's at eight o'clock?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I like, no, five, it's eight eastern. I go, oh,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: it's son of a bitch.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Five years.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I say, yeah. The after party started at seven.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: So I felt I felt. I felt bad. I should
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: have been there. So any any company people who are
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: listening or hear this or whatever, I apologize. I'm an idiot.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Everything I saw was eight pm and it's eight pm Eastern.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Stupid Whoopsie the Woodies.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: And it's gonna check on the trending news headlines.
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: We got big news you guys, because the TSA nightmare
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: might be over. President Trump said yesterday that he was
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: going to sign an executive order that would have DHS
• 36:27
  Speaker 11: pay TSA agents, but that could happen. Before that could
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: even happen, last night, a deal was made and the
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: Senate finally agreed on a funding package.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I woke up to that this morning.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yesterday, the headlines were that, you know, the president,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, first of all, if that was an option,
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: why didn't we do that?
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this conversation.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like why didn't we do that like forever ago
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: and just pay these guys because it's it's an important thing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 11: It's very important.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: They always bail out the airline, saying that they're essential,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: and yeah, you know, but like don't you think just
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: business and you know them to me of travel and
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: tourism and everything and keeping that keeping that machine oiled
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: and getting people through lines less than four hours, Like
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: you couldn't have done that.
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: It's because both sides wanted to make the other one
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: look bad, right, and they could have had this figured out.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: It's just so Yeah, yesterday, the headline was that the
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: President was going to sign an executive order. Okay, but
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: then somehow all of a sudden, all right, fine, So
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: then last night the Senate got together and they figured
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: out how to pay the TSA. Weird, right, It's a
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: carve out, so it's not like the full Department of
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Homeland Security.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: It's a carve out exactly.
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: It doesn't include funding for ICE and Customs and Border Protection.
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: But at the same time, those two agencies were funded
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: with a policy package that was done last year. So
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: the TSA thing that's figured out. But it's not like
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: the agents are going to get paid today. So it's
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: not like everybody show up to work and just get
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: your cash. This is the government. It's going to take
• 37:51
  Speaker 11: a while, so just you know, strap in for that.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know how long, but it's not like
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: everybody woke up with money and they're at all. It'll
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: be I think, pretty quick, but I'm not sure when
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: their next paycheck is, like how long, Like if it's
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: it was, if it was supposed to be.
• 38:04
  Speaker 11: It probably wouldn't be the next one, be with the
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: one after that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I would think technically they've missed three paychecks, I believe. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I saw one report that said, fifty percent of fiscal year,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: they've been paid, right exactly.
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: And remember last time this happened, they were like they
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: gave bonuses to the people who stuck around as and
• 38:22
  Speaker 11: I get that that's great, but like, what did you
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: expect the other people to do?
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: This?
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: This a volunteer job.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: What you're supposed to do?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, if I wasn't getting paid, I would not be
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: showing up.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the way you go to work to get paid.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: And there's no shame in that game.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: There's there's guilt that sometimes people try to tie to you,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: and you know what you will or won't do. That's
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: why I don't ask people when when somebody does something like, okay,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: there's there's a friend of mine. He's a lawyer, right,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: So there have been times where I go, hey, man,
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: would you mind looking over this thing for me? Just
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: just tell me if there's anything stands out, if anything
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: i'd need to be concerned about. Oh yeah sure, And
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: I go, hey, just let me know. It's like, we'll
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: set up. He's no other dude, We're good. Don't worry
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: about it going No, dude, I don't go to work
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: for free. This is what you do professionally. Yes, if
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: it's just a friend you're asking an opinion on whatever,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: it's fine. But when something when somebody does something professionally
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: and they come over and they do it. You have
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: a friend who's a carpenter and they come over and
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: they do some carpentry at your house, like, you should
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: pay that guy. That's what he does for a living.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 39:20
  Speaker 11: And for the ladies, Oh my god. If you have
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: a girlfriend that's a makeup artist, do not ask her
• 39:25
  Speaker 11: to do your crap for free. It takes forever.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: It's like four hours.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: So our friend Mike the Show Killer, he bought a cafe, yeah,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: in New Jersey.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: So it's good.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's apparently it's going okay.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said the first quarter is very slow, you know,
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: but I guess that's typical in the industry. But anyway,
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: he's he's figuring out. He's never I don't think he's
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: ever even worked in a restaurant before.
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: That's so crazy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: So now it's going to be Mike the Cafe Killer. No,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: but anyway, so I'm gonna I'm gonna go see his
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: his cafe. And it was funny because I was reading
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: something and you know. I don't know, maybe the phone
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: was listening to me. So suggested this article about if
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: you have a friend that owns a business or whatever,
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't ask them for a discount. You
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: pay full price, and then you leave them a good
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: review on Yelps and Google. You help them. Yeah, you know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: you don't take the I told him. In fact, i'd said,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: hey man. He goes, oh, I'll make sure that you
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: get a good discount, wink wink, And I go no, man,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm gonna pay full price, or I'm going
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: to leave a negative Yelp review if.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: You don't charge.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: If you don't charge me full price, I'm leaving a
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: negative yell review.
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, don't do small businesses like that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: The first time I heard somebody say some similar to
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: what you were talking about was a friend of mine
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: that was a bartender, and he said that somebody asked
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: him to bartend their wedding and he goes, look, i'll
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: help you with anything else, but I'm just not going
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: to bartend the wedding. And I was like, oh, that's interesting.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And then ever since then, I've had the same outlook
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: like whatever somebody does professionally, yeah, you gotta hook him
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: up free.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a you have a friend who's a photographer,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: you know, and you don't ask them to come over
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: and take a bunch of family portraits for nothing.
• 41:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I think that's what they do for a living.
• 41:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, unless that's your wedding gift.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So backwards though, like people are willing to pay
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: celebrities and support them but not their friends always.
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, good point. Well, the Sweet sixteen is kicked off
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: in the men's NCAA Attorney and four teams moving on.
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: Illinois was able to take down Houston, Arizona bleuwout Arkansas.
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: Purdue beat Texas on a last second.
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: Layout that was crazy. Yeah, a tip in and.
• 41:29
  Speaker 11: The new Cinderella tip tip in number just the tip
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: in number nine. Iowa was able to pull off an
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: upset and advance to eight for the first time in
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: thirty nine years.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Excuse you, Gena, it's called the Elite.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: Eight, Yeah, but I want to call it that.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: That seems that's what it's called.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Sweet sixteen, Elite eight, Final four, Elite eight.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: Well, four more Sweet sixteen games played. The winners of
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: those games will join the others for the Elite Eight.
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: This weekend and the right to earn a spot in
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: the Final four and Opening Day for almost all the
• 42:02
  Speaker 11: other MLB teams went down yesterday, and as expected, the
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: Dodgers looked really good. They opened the season against Arizona
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: with a four run fifth inning that helped give them
• 42:13
  Speaker 11: an eight to two win.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just eight unanswered runs because I was
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: it was worried about our friend Tim Martinez two and
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, then just check yeah, and all of
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: a sudden they won.
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: The two I'm like, yeah, cool, worked out well.
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: The Angels opened their season on the road in Houston
• 42:27
  Speaker 11: with a three to nothing victory. In Saint Louis, the
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: Cardinals were down seven to one against the Race but
• 42:32
  Speaker 11: storm back winning nine to seven. For Pittsburgh, Opening day
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: couldn't have gone anywhorse. Pirates Ace and last year's Cy
• 42:40
  Speaker 11: Young winner Paul Skens didn't even survive the first inning
• 42:43
  Speaker 11: and was knocked out of the game thanks to back
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: to back miscues from outfielder O'Neil Cruz. The Mets beat
• 42:49
  Speaker 11: him eleven to seven, and the Phillies won their opening
• 42:51
  Speaker 11: game five to three over the Rangers. But all anyone
• 42:54
  Speaker 11: could talk about was broadcaster John Crook. Now Crook is
• 42:58
  Speaker 11: a former Phillies player and he's known for his wild
• 43:00
  Speaker 11: comments on broadcast. So when he started talking about Phillies
• 43:03
  Speaker 11: players Tyler O'Neill and a Dollas Garcia, it all came
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: out again.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: All right, Like see him and Garcia on a oiled
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: up and flexing after a good workout.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Him this year he's a big man.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, all oiled up.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: And John Crook, I'd like to excuse himself, hit the
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: restroom and knocked one out in the stall.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Like to see him and Garcia on a oiled up
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: and flexing after a good workout.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Or see him what happened this year?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Well, he's a big man floy out.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'd love to see.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: There was another one.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: This was uh, this is when the Twins were taking
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: on the brains. I think this is from spring training,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: but it was another awkward like baseball moment.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: So good start for the Twins. He were the fourth inning.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: You ever seen Buck with his pants down?
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: No, one.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: In shorts? No, like he's got he doesn't have his
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: no socks showing.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I see what you're saying.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: What ull it? Call the cops?
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: Guys?
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, here comes the y M c A village people, cops,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: So how about you oiled me down?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: All right? So here's a.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Here's a headline. This guy in Florida, he had some
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: splaning to do. After he drove through a gate there
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: at the Daytona Beach Airport and onto the airfield. He
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: almost collided with a plane, and then he jumped out,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: and he tried boarding another airplane with its engines already running,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: but he couldn't get in because the doors were already locked.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: So he tried again on two other planes before he
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: found one that was empty, and he tried to hide there,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: but the cops got him. I would think the cops
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: got him.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you showed trademark original copyright game. Is he drunk?
• 45:00
  Speaker 11: You?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, You're so good at this game. It's weird. I
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: do have where is it?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Here? It is?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I have somebody? This is from the body cam? Is that?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: What's the deal?
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: I don't remember.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: A bunch of drugs, cocaine, drinking and smoking.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, man, I don't know my a meeting.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: You know, Daytona Airport is not easy to fly into.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Not a lot of flights for some reason, yeah, I
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: wanted to go because we was having that music festival,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: but oh right, they didn't have a lot of flights available.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Dude. Florida to me is a mystery land. I know
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: that Orlando's in the middle, Tampa is on the west coast,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: like on the Gulf side, and the Miami's down the
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: tip bottom.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: That's it, And for it's all I know.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: It's like everything, Where's Jacksonville, Where's Tallahassee point, like like
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: as far as like where in the state it is. Yeah,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: but I don't know. Ye, I don't know, you know
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: more than I do. I only knew Miami that was it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: I assume everything else is like the Florida Georgia line.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: Don't they call that the redneck the panhandle?
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like everything else is just kind of Florida Panhandle
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: is panhandle?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah to me, that looks luxurious. No, that's half. That's
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: like that's super redneck, not the pans So the little
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: skinny part before Florida drops down the wiener like a
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: placid wiener.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: You know, before the wiener.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like at the top, the flat part. Yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Florida BA sure, correct, So that's the that's called the
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Florida Panhandle. Yeah, because it's like a handle.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: Like Oklahoma has the panhand.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, correct, Yeah, so up there, apparently it's like
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: hell of trashy. But I couldn't tell you. I couldn't
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: tell you what cities are in there. Yeah. Again, I
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: know where Orlando is. I know where Tampa is in Miami, Tampa,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: and now I know where Naples is because my friend
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: is moving. Naples is on like the west coast. It's
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: south of Tampa.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: H okay, because I have family friends that live in Naples,
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: I don't know where.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: They don't well, don't flying in Miami to try to
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: get there because it's a long drive.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, So what you find the Tampa.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I think, I don't think.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that far from Miami. I think
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: it's like forty five minutes or something, isn't it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: I think it's a little bit longer, like hour plus.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Let's find out if only we have the internet.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: But I was shocked on how close Miami and Fort
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Lauderdale are because I flew in for a race. I
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: landed in Miami, went to the race, and then just
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: flew out of Fort Lauderdale and they're all within like
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: a half hour long.
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: And the beach is in Fort Lauderdale.
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Rules, it's one hundred and twenty nine miles from Naples
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: to Miami, so two hours nineteen minutes.
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: Not the way.
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: Is the best airport to fly to Naples Southwest Florida
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: International Airport in Fort Myers.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Of Fort Myers, Yeah, Tampa's how far too damn two
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: hours and fifty five. See, I have no idea.
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: You just proved it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: No idea, dude, Yeah, I mean I got to study
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: a map. I don't.
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: I don't know anything, Like where's like the key West
• 48:24
  Speaker 10: Mega megas.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Keys are south of so you have to go like
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: all the way in the tip right then go over
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: like some big old bridge. Is it like to the
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: southwest of Florida?
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: South driven it and I don't know.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I would say southeast southwest key West? Key West is southwest, Yes,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: of Miami. Yes, it's so fun.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because then you basically.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Because because then you go you go east and then
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: you hit the Bahamas right there Southwes.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: You just drive east, you hit the Oh.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: There's Jacksonville. Jacksonville is at like the top right corner
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: of the state.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: The Keys Curve west, but there's starts on the it
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: starts on the east.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Panama City isn't that Panhandle area? That's hella trashy, right,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I mean like mega white trash. Yeah, yeah, I think
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: got Pensacola it's also trash.
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: I was offered, well, I was considered for a job
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: in Panama City. How do you think I would have
• 49:22
  Speaker 11: fared there?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: You've been fine.
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: I think I have been fun as hell.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: You've been fine.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Palm Coast, Daytona Beach. Okay, Yeah, there's Daytona Beach. It's
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: it's northeast on the on the coast, but northeast of Orlando.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Like I said, there's also like these little islands like
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: fifty miles off shore, like Vimony.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, Boca. There's Boca. Okay, that's where uh George Georgia's
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: parents lived.
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's.
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: Where the Jews retired to from Jersey and New York.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Show, I'm kind of surprised, I'll be honest that the
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: things went this way. But what's not surprised is when
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: you actually read you know, I love the comment section.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: You read the comment section on one of the headlines
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: comment yea, yeah, Olympics ban transgender athletes. Yeah, you would
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: think you bult when if you look at social media
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: and you see the way that people react to things,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: at least on those types of platforms, you would think
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: that this would have people outraged. But man, you look
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: at the comments the reaction to that happening, and it's like, well, yeah, dumb, yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: And it's it's men, it's women's, it's it seems to
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: be damn near everybody except for a very, very very
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: tiny segment of the population.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: And so it makes me wonder how many other things.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Are we just kind of see best brings this kind
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: of stuff up all the time, and how many other
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: things are we just kind of going through the motions
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: of something pretending it's such a huge Greg said this
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: about like the the bathrooms situation.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: For the longest time, like that thing that was what five, six,
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: seven years ago the number one issue was bathrooms? Yeah,
• 51:15
  Speaker 10: why was that not important to you? Twenty years ago.
• 51:17
  Speaker 11: People were canceling concerts crazy.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: And most people don't see it as a big deal
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: at all, Like okay, whatever, Like who cares, Oh, well
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: we're going to put in gender neutral bathrooms, great, right,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: who cares?
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's fine.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: People weren't outraged about gender neutral bathrooms.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: And things like that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, it's just this, this is just
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: common sense.
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: It's took a couple of women getting the crap kicked
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: out of him by a dude in the last Olympics
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: boxing to kind of like the whole like, well hypothetically
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: maybe no, no.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no no.
• 51:48
  Speaker 11: It's also interesting how they're gonna base whether you're male
• 51:52
  Speaker 11: or female because they're not. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting. It's
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: it's a it's called an s r I gene screening,
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: and the athletes with a positive screening will continue to
• 52:02
  Speaker 11: be uh, you know, included in what other things are
• 52:05
  Speaker 11: qualified for, but not you know, in in the gender
• 52:08
  Speaker 11: they're choosing. So there's an actual genes there's an actual
• 52:11
  Speaker 11: gene screening. They're gonna have to go.
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: Do you give a Y chromosome?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What happened with that one chick though that they
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: kept on saying the boxing check It was not is
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: not a woman at all?
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Oh it wasn't, yeah like that, because there was there was.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: He was being very coy about well, you know, I
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: was born this way and that and no, it was
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: just it was a dude, Well the gene screen, Well
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: what if you just really want a gold medal?
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but does it that's the thing. Does it ever
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: go the other way?
• 52:39
  Speaker 11: It's like this, this person who was born female just
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: kicked everybody's ass. And but that's what I'm saying, you don't.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Here, that's a good question.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I haven't heard about it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, this is going down a whole rabbit hole.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: But that was that was there.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Whole argument is that, well it doesn't really you know,
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: testoster doesn't really make a difference until after No, it's
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: really the only time that women have advantages over men
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: in athletics is uh, gymnastics early on, when like small
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: girls are able to move themselves through the air and and.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: And you know, with all this said, though, I'm down
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: for transgender games. Like I watched the hell that like streaming.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, that would rule so hard? Why?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Uh? I mean fine, but I mean, like why would
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: that rule so hard? I just had a curiosity.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. Like I want people to have fun.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: I want people to be able to have fun and
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: do things that they want to do and participate in.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: But like why would that rules so hard because I
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: think they would be super extra about it. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: And then I mean I would think and I know that, uh,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I mean gay Greg. As a gay man, you don't
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: like to be lumped in in the same category. But
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: even if there was like the Gay Games, I would
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: watch that too. I don't know.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: I think that you're thinking about it like a like
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: a reality show type of thing as opposed like it's
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: just a serious competition where there's not a lot.
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: Of like it's almost stable flipping. And I see where
• 54:08
  Speaker 10: you're going at. But it's counterintuitive because of all people,
• 54:13
  Speaker 10: I heard this interview recently with boy George, and his
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: answer surprised the ish out of me. He was interviewed
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: about this tour that they're going on. They're going to
• 54:22
  Speaker 10: be doing these culture club albums from start to finish,
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: and the interviewer said, like, are you excited to go
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: on tour? Isn't it going to be great to go,
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: you know, greet the great gay community or something along
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: those lines, to reconnect with the gay community. Boy George,
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: of all people, said, I don't even like the term
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: gay community because it implies normal society is here and
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: we're over here. We're just you know, He's like, I
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: have gay friends, I have straight friends. We're not in
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: a community. And I thought, boy, George, great point. So
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: if you're gonna say, it would rule so hard to
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: watch transgender Olympics. It's kind of separating them from the world.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: I mean they're being that, they're being forced to be
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: separated though well, because based on Jessie, it's always that's
• 55:11
  Speaker 13: how it's always been.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: This is one of those songs that just it puts
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: me a certain time in life right again.
• 55:20
  Speaker 12: I think I told you where I can picture the
• 55:22
  Speaker 12: stereo that we had as a kid and this song
• 55:26
  Speaker 12: being on it and just reminded me of a completely
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: different times.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: It's one of those songs that makes me wish we
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: can go back to the way things were, you know everything.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: My Grandma's still alive, like that kind of thing.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: It's a lovely song because anyone know a whole culture
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: club album like we got It, the whole album, the
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: whole album.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I know this, and I know, uh, do you really
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: want to hurt me?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: You really want to.
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: Do that?
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know this, sir.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: And you also know, I know you miss me, I
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: know you miss me. What's that one called?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I know miss me blind? Missed me blind?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: The same? Well, no, what's this one? It's a miracle?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: What is this one?
• 56:26
  Speaker 15: Wow?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: This is gay?
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: I mean, of all people, boy, George says, I don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: like the term gay community.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know this song.
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: That time.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a great yeah. Yeah on the show Culture Club,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: not to be confused with culture Beat ever, mister vane
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: culture Yeah, yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, mister.
• 57:04
  Speaker 16: No, I want, I want now, I won't you because.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: I'm what's I've never known the lyrics, mister or what like?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: You're so vain, mister culture beat.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it sounds like a clothing brand in the eighties,
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: insane sweet culture beat jacket.
• 57:29
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: That being said, like it's the whole I'm playing the
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: whole album means we're gonna play a bunch of songs
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: you don't know and don't care about.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a good rebrand.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll go when when this song came out,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I think it is right around the same time as
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: this one. You guys remember this one short short man, Yeah, no.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Short short short, don't want don't.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Want No sticks on one guys are a small pen
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and the name of it was a twenty
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: fingers twenty fingers with Gillette.
• 58:03
  Speaker 10: Short or good don't mark no short short See, nobody
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: was talking about body positivity back then. No were shaming,
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: like how it's not shame, all the active shaming totally.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Don't want, don't want.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Don't want, don't work.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: No short DNA that's the guy because that that was
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: this is the radio short short man was short dmails
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: in the song, right said, yeah, yeah, short.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Sort, I mean just men being objectified.
• 58:38
  Speaker 11: There's the video online of her doing this in like
• 58:40
  Speaker 11: a German kids show, so they have no.
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: Idea what she's talking.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I wonder what she looks like now, oh yeah, yeah,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: some of those saying those performances from some of those
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: I just saw a video of Ying Yang Twins. Oh
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: yeah nice, Oh my.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: God, like from the Wind to the World.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: These guys look like your grandfather's grandfather, like these like
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: just bowling ball shaped.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: Old dudes like skeet skeet skeating on the stage.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: It was it was, uh, it's pretty funny.
• 59:11
  Speaker 11: Did they do the whisper song? I don't remember that one. Wait,
• 59:15
  Speaker 11: the Whisper so you know it, trust me?
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Uh, d u i Q come up next if you
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: want to play eight seven seven forty four Wooding after
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: this trip down memory lane, and we've got a contest, lockloaded,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: ready to go. It's Friday, and today's.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: Dumb ass contest is.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: The du IQ. Yeah, the d u i Q Sea Bass.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Explain the way the game works, everybody, please, I asked
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: someone who's nice and drunk some nice and easy trivia questions.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: You play by guessing whether the person knows the answer.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: You don't have to know the answer, you already know
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: the answer.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: You will know.
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: It's easy guess whether the drunk person is so drunk
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: if they will know the answer, And if you can
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: do that correctly twice out of three times, you win
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: the game.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: All right, then who do we have, Sammy?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: We have Kevin?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Kevin?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see Kevin.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Are you there?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: Yep?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: This is Kevin. Hey, Kevin, keV dog All right, Kevin,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna play it. The d UI came before
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: we get to the.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Questions that actually mean anything for you winning or not
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: winning a prize, We're gonna get to know the drunk
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: person a little bit better this way. We have a
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: better gauge on just how with it or not with it?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: They are?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Who is this person? Sea Best? This is Sarah.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: She's gonna tell you about something that she loves drinking.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: That Mannas loves drinking. And I found her one of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: my trips to Atlanta where I went to school.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 11: Fireball tastes like a bloody madness. It is delicious.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: What does it make you feel like when you drink?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: It makes me feel tingling inside?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: What sort of industry do you work in? I work
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: in property management, So you know real estate, don't you?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 11: Absolutely?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 15: The hardest thing about property management is living with the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 15: day today, trying to understand the people who.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: About to say she sounds pretty normal, all right, so
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: clearly she's wasted. Now Menace and Sammy, they are sober.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: We're just guessing on them for fun.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Will they know it?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: All right? So, Kevin, are you ready for question number one?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 9: Let's do it all right, g U I Q how
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: many sides are on a hexagon?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: M for Peter, Well, there's a lot of versions of
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: there's a lot of types of ways you answer or
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: ask the sid hexagon.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I'll start with a triple no, do you know what
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: it is, Graig. I'm not confident.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 11: Yes you are.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not confident either.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: You're right down here now, okay, definitely, I'll give you.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want to show it to UH.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 11: I'm so embarrassed everyone wrote their down.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: I'll give you a very helpful hyes, okay, like you're
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: putting a hex on somebody that doesn't happen. Yeah, I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: mean I guess it kind of could, but it's.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 11: Gone because it's a hexa gone.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, I wrote Greg, and I so did I Will
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Sarah know it?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: No? Menace? No, Sammy?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, I agree.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 11: I think Sammy knows it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: But Sammy has to look at confidence on her face.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: I know if you're listening face, but I'm just my eyes.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm not confident in Sarah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: Menace.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: No, maybe yes to Sammy, but stick with your no
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: no for okay and then menace and Sammy. Do you
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: think that she's going to get it?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: No, all right, Kevin, what do you think I'm thinking?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 13: No?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: All right? Question number one?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Do you I Q?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: How many sides are on a hexagon?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Menace?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I wrote down six, but Sammy six?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Sammy? Why do you say that?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: What do you mean? What do I say that you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: seem so confident, seem like you had a reason, like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: you want to know honestly why Yeah, hex clad pans.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: I look at my pant all the time and they're
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: like in.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: The little it's in the shape, a little many shapes
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 9: all over.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wrote down five, yeah, six, you know it?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: You know it?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: Five?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it? What do you mean?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 11: What it's not hexagon, it's.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: It's eight.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 11: Can I give them a big HNT government building?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, building entagon? There you go, Okay, then put a
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: hex out there like five fingers, like you make a clock,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: make a clock.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: I like your reasoning, but I wrote five down before
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: somebody said put a hex. Sammy's though, it's like she's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: slum dog millionaire, but for suburban.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: The reason I the reason I wrote six is because
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: the the lighting and garages that really popular hexagon shape.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: Hexagon Yeah that's never even cloud.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah weird and I love hex glad.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Question number one for the d U y Q Again,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Kevin said that Sarah would not get this, So it's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: EV's on the board.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: How many sides are on a hexago eight? What's something
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: in real life that has eight sides?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: That is something that has real life and eight sides. Well,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: Welcome Tolanta, Welcome to Atlanta.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: It has eight sides the play.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so well you're on the board. Good job, Kevi, Kevin, Congratulations,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: he got the one point d u y Q.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: Question number two, name any alien race in the movie
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: Star Wars.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: I should say the Star Wars movies. I'll throw the
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: series in there too.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Uh, I guess I got.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: One alien race?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: What do you mean alien race?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: That mean any a a race in the movie Star Wars.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna write one down.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: What's an alien Okay?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: No, okay, but I try to think of like what
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: would that be? Okay, I got something random, write it down. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna write mine down.
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  Speaker 11: To any alien race.
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  Speaker 7: Character character?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Good point, Okay, I wrote my guest. I'll say no
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: for Sarah, yes for Menace, No for Sammy.
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  Speaker 11: I'm going to go trips. No, this is kind of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 11: a weird one.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna say yes to Sammy because she's a new
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: Star Wars fan. Oh, yeah, I remember that she loves them.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Oh steamboat Willie like a Star Wars guy.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: No, it's pre Yeah, he likes late to the game.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: But she loves them, saying no to Menace and no
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: to Sarah. Alright, Menace and Sammy, Well, Sarah know it. No, no,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: all right, Kevin, what do you think I think as well?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Question number two d u i Q.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: Name any alien race in the movie Star Wars.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna hold up my answer to Greg
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: and Gina. Just don't say it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: That's what I picked.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: I did, all right, Menace, e Woks, e wok, wookie,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: wookie al Right, I wrote, I wrote wookie and jauakie,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: I wrote Java. Let's see how many Bort can name. Okay,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: to board, you.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: Got, you got the you got the question. Yeah, they're
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: so cute.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is Bort not there?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: He's not there? A metal dump.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Metal dump?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: So Kevin said no, Sarah would not know the answer,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: and if that is the case, he's gonna be the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: winner here on the d u i Q.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 9: Name any alien race in the movie Star Wars.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: I would call an alien race.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: District five.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: District like alien they.
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  Speaker 3: Look like District five, not one of the quote races. Well, congratulations, Kevin,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: The winner on the d u i Q.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, you are welcome and thank you, thank
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: you for listening, thank you for playing, have yourself a
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: great weekend and hang on.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 11: If we want to be sea bass about it, Sea Bass,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 11: wouldn't you say that in Star Wars humans are an alien?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 13: Right? Well?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: That was the whole like, what who's the real alien?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Sand people?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Is adroid of race.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: A whole thing here? And it's a thousand. It's a
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: flickery flirt bothon killed or Nimoidian bill Ugan carcona gungan
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: that's uh yeah, yeah, I've heard gung y the Lumpkins.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: Make any science fiction movie that's not like Maga door.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Uh huts, Sith is like Hue like the Javas.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: Isn't a Sith like a status?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: I think yeah, I thought thought they were also a
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: race too.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: I'm too cool to know for yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: Question number three for the d u i Q complete
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 9: the lyric I'm proud to be an American?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Where all right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes to Sammy, Yeah, yes, yes to Sammy, no much Commy,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: yes to Sammy, No for menace, no for Sarah. Agreed.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: Let's go crazy on a Friday and say triple.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: Yes yes medicine. Sammy will Sarah know it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Menace no, alright. Question number three.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: Complete the lyric I'm proud to be an American?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Where menace?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: At least I know I'll be free.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: It's I'm free. We're at least I know I'm free.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, Bonus who sings it, Bruiser right, Bruiser who sings
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: the song Proud to be an American. It's not the lyrics, No, No,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I think I'll give you a hint.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: It's a weird name.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Color good.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: In living color, in living color.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: In fact, he could put color me bad in living color,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: Clint Black. He could put his name in the lyrics,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: like We're at least done.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: No, I'm free.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: You can call me by my first which is.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 11: Good hand, good hands.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I was trying to find a clip white I can
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: find is this did be a duck. I'm proud to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: be a duck. That's somebody saying I'm proud to be
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: a ducky Lee Greenwood, Yeah, heard that.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 11: I've seen hivery time.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: I was named Lee Greenwood.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: Memory he still performs.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah he does.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 11: You didn't he do something at the inauguration?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I think he plays all of Trump's picnics and stuff. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: you know, familys and stuff. Yeah, alright, question number three,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: d u i.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 9: Q complete the lyric I'm proud to be an American.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: Where I'm proud to be an American?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 11: Were at least one, No, I'm free.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: I won't forget. The man who died.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Gave that right to me.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: So next you.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Were the man who died who gave Come on.
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  Speaker 5: Next.
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  Speaker 16: Still today, I'll tell you playing the d u IQ
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• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: ten o'clock all the way through seven pm.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: We'll have those songs of the hour. There's there's nothing
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: like that for our show.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: No, uh not this week, because we were doing that
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: with the Dodgers opening day tickets, which that turned out
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: pretty good.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was our bad that that that went well.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Congratulations to our winners. Congratulations Dodger fans as a whole.
• 1:11:43
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  Speaker 2: You do that over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Welcome back. So Nickelback and Meg the Stallion they got
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: hired to do a four minute mini action movie hyping Cheetos,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: flaming hot dill pickle stacks.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool. Is it the flavors cool or the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: the whole you know what? I don't know.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Uh doesn't it seem like, all of a sudden, everything's pickle.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, because hot and now it's pickles.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: I'll give you another example. But here I got a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: clip for this Nickelback and Meg the Stallion thing. But kfc,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: they released uh something quote quote for pickle lovers everywhere,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: their new pickle puffer jacket, a jacket with see through
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: compartments that are filled with sliced pickles and pickle juice.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about pickles back, because like
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, it did have like this
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: thing where they were trying to make pickle beer and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff. But yeah, pickle is the wave.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 11: And now I can guess how Nickelback is involved.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you know, I like pickles as much as
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: the next guy. And we did talk about how there's
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: this whole strategy now with brands just doing ridiculous things
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: like to get attention, Like, yeah, what is this for KFC?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I mean really, pickles. I'm not known for pickles. Yeah,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: No one's gonna really wear a pickle jacket with you,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: although if you really want one, you can go on
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: their website and you can you can signin one.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: But yeah, like Dill.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: Flavored potato chips, like Dill pickle flavored potato chips.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Those are good. Dill by itself, like Dill potato chips
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: not great.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Like just the herb.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 11: I mean it's one of the main ingredients in ranch.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: If that helps, Yeah, but they just the dial by
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: itself is different. That's that's that's different than if it's
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: in ranch or Dill pickles. That's that's a little bit
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: different herbs.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Two quick things about this. Tyler is one of those
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: people that finally hates pickles, like almost to a phobia.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a guy that I worked with. I told
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: you where there was like a.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: How you know, like that weird that you'd see on TV.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I believe me neither I watched like he Okay,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: so we were going to lunch.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: We stopped in the studio because he was still on
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: the air, and we said, hey, man, you want us
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: to bring anything back. He goes, yes, bring it back,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: whatever sandwich it was. He goes again, please, no pickles. Okay,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: So we're like cool, we ordered it no pickle. There
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: was no pickle on the sandwich. It was a spear
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: next to it, that was next to the sandwich, and
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: so he opened it up and he just like dropped
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: it as if like Greg saw a cockroach, and it
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: sat there and then we left like, oh, okay, whatever.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I figured he was just going to take the dull
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: pickles and throw it in the in the garbage.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: We came back later because I was on the air
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: after him. And when I came to the studio, the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: container was in the garbage full sandwich. He wouldn't touch
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: it because there was a pickle spear in the container.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even touching the sandwich. That's insane because it
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: was wrapped in you know, they wrapped it like in
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: a wax spin out of whack, like a whatever that is,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: parchment paper kind of stuff.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: How can he walk down the condiment aisle of a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: grocery store. I don't know, but he threw the whole
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: thing away, and he didn't do it with an audience.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: He just did it like after we had already left,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 10: and just put the whole thing in the trash, like
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: couldn't bring himself to eat it. That was insane because
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: he's afraid or creeped out whatever by pickles.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 11: I think Tyler is one of those guys I can
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 11: make you at least think twice about eating a pickle.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 11: It's I got over it. But when people said that
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 11: it looks like teenage mutant Ninja Turtle Wieners, it didn't help.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 14: So what is it about pickles? I'm not afraid of pickles,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 14: but I hate the way they taste. They're just disgusting.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 14: I've hated it since I was a kid. Just don't
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 14: like him. But so you guys mentioned like, oh, how
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 14: do you go down the grocery store aisle? I know
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 14: a guy who hates Mayo so much he refuses to
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 14: walk down that section of the grocery store.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Ill, yeah, that's a lot.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Well, Tyler's also one of these guys speaking to Mayo.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: He hates Colesla It's disgusting.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Dude. Good Wait, so does this go back maybe it's
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: a vinegar thing.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: That could be it.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because like the pickle and the vinegar. Right, are
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: we talking all coalslaw? Are we talking just the vinegar
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: and oil slaw discussion? Ala all pickled vegetables like pickle.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's a vegetable thing.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, it's not a vegetable thing because I'll eat
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 14: other vegetables, you know, just fine, it's just pickles.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Don't like them?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: You like Italian salad dressing.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's it's not my favorite. Like it's if it's
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: on there, I'll have it.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 11: He doesn't like the vinegar.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: That's my new all right. So Cheeto's flaming hot dill
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: pickle snacks, Nickelback and Meg the Stallion. They got hired
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: to do like a four minute mini movie about it,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: hypie And so this is a song that is in
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: there that they did together. Are here we go bring
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: it back?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: She doos really want to let them know.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: It's only because of Roughs would make come. It's lane beat.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: It's for a huge commercial this season.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: You remind you, Sam Pole.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: So the second I hope it tastes it sounds. So
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: the second part of what I was going to tell
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: you other than the tight thing is this is going
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: to be the new thing with brands and social media
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: that they're going to be making many movies and many
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: TV shows like every single like brand and company that's addiction.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: You've no, no, this is yeah, this is in the
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: social media world, that this is going to be the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: new wave of promoting things.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: The verticals, the vertical.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Oscars.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: BMW did that with Clive Owen, legit a list movie star,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 10: and he did miniature movies.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: They're calling like micro series that even the oscars were
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: making fun of it because they're afraid because this because
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: people's attention spans are so small that they're going to
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: make these little mini movies many TV shows and everybody's
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: can be making them.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: So a joke that I hung in there with for
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: a while, and I did it just because it was fun.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: The kids were really little. Every time there wuld be
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: pickles around, are like, oh, hey, let your bring those
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: to your mom? Why let them? Let your mom smell.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: Your mom loves sniff and pickles. Your mom's a pickle sniffer.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: And then so she would play along. She go, hmm,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: they'll smell really good, and she's like looking at me
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: like you a whole Yeah, because she knows what it means.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: To be a pickle sniffer.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: But the kids, the kids just thought that their mom
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: really enjoyed sniffing, so whenever there were pickles around, they'd
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: bring them to her, like her, mom, you're a pickle sniffer, stiff.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: But it would happen like every once in a while. Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: nothing like super embarrassing. But like if you're at my
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: dad's house and he's got like birders and dogs and
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: stuff gone on the grill, they're bringing the pickles over
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: to my wife to sniff them.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a long play, you know me.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: So with the jee.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Good morning and.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, Jeff g put up good morning and Happy Friday,
• 1:19:03
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• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: are undefeated to start the season.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and start with our Dodgers. They beat
• 1:19:10
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• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Lockfield way back and the Dodgers take away. Great to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: see Paez off to a good start.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Will Smith also hit home run, Yamamoto six k's and
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: the win in his season debut Dodgers and d Backs
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• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Moving on to the.
• 1:19:36
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• 1:19:38
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• 1:19:48
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• 1:19:54
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• 1:20:01
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• 1:20:09
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• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: watches along with the note that said let's three p
• 1:20:29
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• 1:20:31
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• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: It also had a note that said, let's have a threesome.
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  Speaker 3: your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: and girls, it is time for your Friday fail.
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  Speaker 9: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Were thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: could never go wrong.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: But then somewhere along the line it went from being
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: a great idea, the one big stake in Mega.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: Uber Ultray, somebody jumping on a little bit excited.
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  Speaker 11: It was definitely me.
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  Speaker 7: A little premature failed jubilation.
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  Speaker 11: Isn't that perfect?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right? Well, speaking of singing, this guy his name
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: is Christopher Jackson. He is in Hamilton. The play Christopher
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Jackson in New York City, Okay, he plays George Washington. Yeah,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: I would think he would know better. He messed up
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: the words to the national anthem at the New York
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  Speaker 3: Mets home opener. Here's his performance up until his mess up.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody nobody looked at the nobody look at anything online
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: or you know, don't look at the lyrics. Let's see
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  Speaker 3: if you know what comes next? See?
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  Speaker 5: Can you see by the dawncer line? What's so proudly?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: We have the twice light? Last who's broad stripes? And
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: ride stares through the paper?
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  Speaker 7: Fine?
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  Speaker 2: What comes next? Top? Right?
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  Speaker 13: No?
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  Speaker 4: So far?
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  Speaker 9: Everything?
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  Speaker 4: So far?
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  Speaker 2: That was good, I thought.
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  Speaker 15: He repeated that the stripes in the stripe sars right
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  Speaker 15: in the ramp parts we there we go, or the
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  Speaker 15: or the ramparts we watched gallant gleaming.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Streaming, streaming, streaming, dreaming and the rockets. What the bad
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: American you are? Greg didn't even know?
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  Speaker 7: I know, I said, So here's here, Here's how it
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  Speaker 7: went for him.
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  Speaker 2: What's so proudly?
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  Speaker 3: We have the twice light?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Lastly, who's broad stripes?
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  Speaker 5: And ride stares through the pas?
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  Speaker 4: Fine? Here we go?
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  Speaker 2: What's so proud?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: We're so galy?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: Stream you can you can see where you hook up.
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  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be or the ramparts.
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  Speaker 3: We watched up a lot the song, but you would
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: you would think, like before, dude, if Hammer and Hank
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  Speaker 3: can do it multiple times, you're you're playing George Washington
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  Speaker 3: for christ, you would know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Another fail story, this one from Orlando. This guy, he
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: was at one of the Disney World hotels, had a
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: bit of a meltdown. He was trying to get back
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: into his room after being at the.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: Pool all day. When he got there, the door was jammed.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: He tried kicking it open, he slammed his back into it,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: he hit it with his shoulder and nothing worked. He's
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: banging on the door, no one answers. Now at this point,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: a crowd of people from the surrounding rooms they step out.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: The Hell's going on?
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  Speaker 12: Right?
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  Speaker 3: I would yeah, I see this guy trying to get
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: into his room and people. Of course, there's a bunch
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: of video of this. Well, the cops they showed up,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: and they noticed the guy was drunk as hell, and
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  Speaker 3: they also figured out pretty quickly that the reason he
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  Speaker 3: couldn't get into the room because it wasn't his room
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: to begin with. Room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so for all this he was arrested.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 11: They took him to jail, oh for disorderly knocking.
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  Speaker 3: This next one is from Washington where the cops they
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: pulled over this guy in a motorcycle and he took off.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: They chased him. He ended up ditching the bike. He
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  Speaker 3: made a run for it on foot. He hopped a
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: couple of tall fences, and just for good measure, he
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  Speaker 3: got naked, Greg and he washed his clothes, but it
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  Speaker 3: didn't matter because the police Dugans, they were able to
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  Speaker 3: follow the scent. After a few minutes, they led the
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  Speaker 3: officers to this tarp that homeboy was trying to hide
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: under naked. Of course, yeah, he was arrested taking the
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  Speaker 3: failed jail officer Dugan rewarded for being a very good
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Kudos on the body confidence though, right, Yeah, I watched
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: I watched the video. It was pretty cool. Like a
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: border collie maybe, and this border collie was trained to
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: you know, track down sense, and so they gave the
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  Speaker 3: border collie like the scent. But the guy had taken
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: a single grain of rice and covered it with this scent,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: like painted it on right, and then put that single
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: grain of rice in a little puddle of water. That
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: was like sitting on top of this piece of junk.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Then this this like kind of like feel that people
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: had dumped a bunch of random crab, so it had rained,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: and so the water had kind of collected as one.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: He put that single grain of rice with that scent
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: in the water. The dog was over one hundred yards away,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: and he goes all right, go and the dog runs
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: and it's like sniffing all around, sniffing, moving really quick,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: sniffing all around, gets kind of close to the area.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, what's it, kind of slows down, circles
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: back around, lays down like.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, it on a single grain of rice in water.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: And this this border collie like sniffed that. It was
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: crazy cool. Say they prefer cats? It makes me question
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: they're sad dogs are miracles.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 11: Well, they could see at night, but it makes me think, like,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 11: do we just not smell anything?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: We just think we do so cool?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 11: We really don't smell anything.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: In a absolute miracle. This is one of my favorite stories.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: This is about this thirty four year old dude who
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: has been called the most modified man in the world. Now,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: over the course of his life, he decided to get
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  Speaker 3: tattoos all over his body. He's gotten self several skin
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: implants in his head to make it look like he's
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: a reptile. He had several surgeries to remove his ears,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: his nose, his upper lip. He refers to his look
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: as the Black Alien Project. He's got a huge following
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: on social apparently. All right, so here's here's what he
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: used to look like. Right, so there's there's what he
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: used to look like. This is what he looks like now,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: and then there's another picture dude.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Like he looks dude. There's other ways to get attention.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 7: Yea on your shoulders.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: But the problem now, guys, is he's having trouble finding work.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: The freak shows out there, He says, he's really trying
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: to find something steady, some steady employment, but many businesses
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: don't want to hire me because of all of my modifications.
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  Speaker 2: You're scary. You're not gonna say, oh.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: My god, Friday fail stories more what he.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: Shows now.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: Show see that's out of curiosity. How much did you
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: pay for.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: The cyber truck?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: Total was like one twenty because he got the full
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: I got the three motors. Yeah, I think I think
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: I told you I was driving with somebody. I turned
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 7: it on beest mode for the first time, and she's like,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: I think I got whiplashed at a concussion because.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: That thing isn't that as same as insanity mode that
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: they had.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: Probably Yeah, like you touched that break, that gas pedal
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: a gas that's no gas, gas accelerator, I should say,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: And it's like an F fifteen.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: It's you got whiplash and a lady boner.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: All right. So this guy he bought his Tesla a
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: couple of years ago, and he paid one hundred and
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: forty thousand for his cyber truck. Uh, wasn't prepared for
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: how steep the drop off would be. So it's a
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: Tesla Model S and now so again he bought it
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: one hundred and forty thousand dollars for a car that's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: two years ago, and now the best he can get
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: for it is forty six thousand.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: That's how new cars work.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like a diamond ring.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 9: But it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Typically when you're spending one hundred and forty thousand or
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: you know, those those types of cars that much.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: But apparently that's like a super the model esque plaid
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: is what that would be.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the plaid for.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: Zero to sixty under two seconds. Jesus Christ.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred and forty to forty six thousand.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: Well again, that's if you decided to sell it today.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 7: But if you just love the car for how awesome
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: it is?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Who right, yeah, have it?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: You'll they'll bury you in it. It's just it's true
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: as paper numbers.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Guess who is on spring break and that would be
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Bonnie Blue.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Oh she's no, not arrested.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: This is the only fans star. Now where does Bonnie
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Blue go on vacation? She goes to can Kun.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: What does she do there?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: She gets railed by spring breakers, same thing last year. Yeah, yeah, wow,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: what a vacation. Let's see. Bonnie Blue currently knocked up
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: thanks to everything she got from one of the one
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: of four hundred dudes that you took on during one
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: of her most recent sexual stunts. Well, a little simple
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: pregnancy stop her from her quote work. Bonnie Blue went
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: to Cancun in a quest to get railed by quote
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: barely legals. Oh right, a new thing nice, gregssed that
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: you can use for online content. For this mission, Blue
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: once to set another world record in hopes of producing
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: her quote most outrageous video yet.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: Greg's dream vacation.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: Is to get railed by a bunch of dudes.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, nice, Like this is what every nineteen year old
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 7: dreams like. I went on vacation. Guess who was at
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 7: our resort? Oh, a world famous porn star. I guess
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 7: what she let us do? Which is gross?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, because I am pregnant.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 7: But if you're a stupid forty nineteen year old from.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Now, how does greg sound after the four hundre?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: Dude? Noat what's in there?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: He's a little as.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 13: Is that.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: It was from when you were sick? God, and back
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: from kancum.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 10: That's me coming back from Cancu. Stay back, take me
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 10: out into a field and just shoot me.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 7: Four hundred yeah.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, bathroom. All right, here's something we can play, all right,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 8: Hot or Cold? Impossible trivia?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: All right, So I'll give you a question.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: You guys are going to try to guess the answer,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: and with each answer, I'll tell you if you're getting
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: hotter or colder. Oh that's just right, it's impossible.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well just by itself.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then please put your phones and your computers down.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: The spirit of the competition, right, all right, So again
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: I have a question. You will just give me the answer.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: All right, sir, hot, cold, impossible trick.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Let's go with.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: All right, The average household hangs on to this for
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: an average of six years.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: What is it?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: Hangs on to this? The average household hangs on to
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: this for an average of six years.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 7: What I'll say, artificial Christmas.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: Tree, artificial Christmas tree? Cold? I'll say water, water, cold?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 11: What sponge?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: What cold? Canned food?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: Nope?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Cold, bed sheets cold like. The average household hangs onto
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: this for an average of six years.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 11: TV?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: A TV?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 11: Mm hmmm, ormish.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not frigid coffeemakers no cold cold cold light bulbs. No,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'll give you.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue. Is electronic?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: It is not electronic, but.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: It can be plugged into the wall.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 9: No, but this.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: This would be something that if you have electronics, you
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: would have had at least at one point.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 11: A TV stand.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 7: A TV stand cold the instruction manual, instruction.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Manual is correct.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 7: Damn, that wasn't as fun as I thought it. Most
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 7: things are like cold. Yeah, I have gotten better, I
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 7: like after six weeks. Now if I'm not using these.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have a drawer full like whatever came with
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 10: the air fire. Put the paperwork in here?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 7: What about the whole box?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: So that's so old person thing. Yeah, this is so dumb.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not a smart person, but I will get something
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: and I'll go, what the hell I can't figure this out?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 7: Like, well, how about read the book, dummy. It's right there.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: It came with the thing.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: I go, maybe I should actually read it, because I
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: think so many times you just open it up and
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: you start, you know, doing whatever because you think you know,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: because you think you know how it's supposed to get
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: set up and how it kind of works or whatever.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: You can't figure out how to get it to do
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: exactly what you want to do, and you go, well,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: you know what, maybe I should read the book that
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: came with you.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 10: The first time I used my air fryer, I had
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 10: never had one before, and I plugged it in and oh, yeah,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 10: I know, you just turn it on, preheat it. I
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 10: preheat it about five minutes later. What does that smell?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Wow? Airfist smell weird?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the booklet was inside its book?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: All right, you want you want to try one more?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe that one just sucked. No, it's fun hot
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: or cold impossible trivia. You'll hurt yourself one hundred and
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: ninety times in your lifetime doing this. Poopingtold, stubbing your toe,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: getting out of bed cold, I'm doing this. Just keep
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: throwing stuff out through the door, bending over, eating cold, sneezing, sneezing. Nope,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: falling in love now, not falling.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 7: In love, driving a cabinet.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 11: Driving No, uh.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: See wall, this would happen in your bathroom.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: I alreadyoping shaving.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: Shaving is the answer. Yeah, I said, the hotter cold
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: thing doesn't work. It's not it's not good enough.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: I find I cut.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: I cut myself maybe twice a year.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Really, that's good. I find it like every other shave.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you do the little.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: No, what's the thing.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: Stiptic pencil?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you actually use shaving cream?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: You do it just.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: All day?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah that you read an article years ago that taught
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 7: me to dry it. They say, like, if you do
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 7: it for a while, your skin nice and leathery.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: I watched do that in a hotel and it scared me.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, over fifty percent of Americans are
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: unable to do this.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 7: Read no, curl your tongue curl your tongue, speak, speak,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 7: raise one eyebrow.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: No way more okay, warmer, warmer, okay, good warmer, good
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: Sammy warmer.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 11: Do a push up?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Two splits? Do ten push ups?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: Fifty people can't do ten push up.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 11: I don't know if I could.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: I bet you it's higher than that because people as
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 7: people cheat on push ups butt up. I see trainers
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 7: at the gym like doing cheat reps, and I'm like,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 7: what do you training?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Greg?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: How many me right now?
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: In my current state? Probably three?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: Just a ground Yeah, I'm gone three.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 10: What's the difference between chin up and pull up? Which
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 10: one is it? Where your hands are facing like?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: That's pull up? Chin up is with your biceps?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, I could probably do one chin up and pull up? Sorry?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: And then zeros facing in is which one COM's facing
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: your face? That's chin up that I could pull off
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  Speaker 3: your palms out and I could maybe do one.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, chin up should be easier because you got your
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  Speaker 7: back and your biceps put your back.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, that was more push ups than I thought.
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  Speaker 3: Well. I study found that left handed people are three
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  Speaker 3: times more likely to do this than right handed people.
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  Speaker 7: Direly know a reck repeat the question.
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  Speaker 3: A study found that left handed people are three times
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  Speaker 3: more likely to do this than right handed people. Scizers cold, uh,
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  Speaker 3: be valedictoria, nope.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: If you do this, it's rude. Oh fart in public?
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  Speaker 2: No flipping off somebody flipping somebody off?
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  Speaker 3: Nope, asking for consent. Left handed people are three times
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  Speaker 3: more likely to do this than right handed people.
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  Speaker 2: Their mouth open, Uh, MENACE's.
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  Speaker 7: Wife, Oh, get drunk a Britney spears concert mouth open,
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  Speaker 7: stand on a table?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, menace?
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  Speaker 3: Oh like justin being late all the time, showing up
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  Speaker 3: late because it takes her forever to get out of
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  Speaker 3: the house.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, but what being left handed? Why does not
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  Speaker 2: make you late?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It's The study found that left handed people are
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  Speaker 3: three times more likely to do this than right handed people.
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  Speaker 3: And the answer is show up late?
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  Speaker 2: Is she still the same?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Have you figured this cracked this case yet?
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  Speaker 2: Or yeah, I just leave.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Gory parting words of wisdom, Please you always.
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  Speaker 10: Take life with a grain of salt and a wedge
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  Speaker 10: of lime in some tequila. Sounds good to me, right,
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