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Riding in Carl's Death Trap: Philly to NYC in a 1988 Volkswagen Fox · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 2: I find myself in a hotel room in Philly, packing,
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: get ready to go back to New York City.
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  Speaker 3: And I just ripped up my Excella Amtrak ticket.
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  Speaker 2: Because Carl Luez, the Cuban, just offered me a ride
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  Speaker 2: back to New York City in his nineteen eighty eight
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  Speaker 2: Volkswagon Fox. I couldn't let an opportunity like that go by,
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  Speaker 2: so I have decided to blow off the air conditioned
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  Speaker 2: ride in the Excella so I can hang out with
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Carl and do more of that podcasting. Oh yeah, trying
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  Speaker 2: to figure out how much money to leave for the maid.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly have a dollar seventy eight left in my pocket.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave that. That should be good for one night.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Opie Radio, d Obie Radio podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused, fun, We're out of here, poppings, I left
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  Speaker 1: the keys in the room. Man A nice measy for everyone. Hobby.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: We're in a giant hobby. So long, fellow podcasters.
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  Speaker 5: We're out, all right, thank you, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're out. We're out of here. It is park,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Where are we going now, Carl? Where's the
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  Speaker 1: next adventure? We're gonna go? Eat steak? Oh? Where. So
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  Speaker 1: there's this place.
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  Speaker 6: That's been open for like forty years right in the
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  Speaker 6: border of Philadelphia, Jersey. It's called the Pub and may
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  Speaker 6: still do with charcoal like your backyard barbecue, but inside
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  Speaker 6: grilled steaks rules.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna eat steak and taters.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're talking what it means you got so excited
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  Speaker 3: about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm literally walk into a water fountain talking about food.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you told me we were stopping in Camden on
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  Speaker 5: the way home from Philly to New York, and I
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  Speaker 5: told my wife. She's like, oh, gay, Okay. She basically
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  Speaker 5: was saying, you're too white to be in Camden.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll beat you. Yeah, that's how you walk out.
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  Speaker 1: We're out of here now in Camden. No, I will
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  Speaker 1: not do that. So it'll hit you with a sleep
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  Speaker 1: of dark.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be the first person to admit that.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you're gonna be quiet A Yes I will, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I will.
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  Speaker 7: There's nothing that stops Ophie's antics like urban culture.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta you gotta size up the area and the
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  Speaker 5: people around before you pull some of the ship I pull,
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  Speaker 5: and I'll be the first to admit.
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  Speaker 1: That it's gotta stop.
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  Speaker 5: A meeting by the way Maggiano's where we had a
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  Speaker 5: drink yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: This is a really good restaurant. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 6: For you, why do you do you think that's good
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  Speaker 6: after you didn't get Ralphs.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna say, no, Ralphs was definitely better. But no,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, people know I got family in Philly. We've
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  Speaker 5: gone to Maggiano's.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just because of your you know, your your
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  Speaker 1: financial climate. But that doesn't mean to it's great. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was terrific. It's not bad, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not stop back. Usually I agree with you or
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  Speaker 1: just tolerate whatever you say. But I'm not gonna like you.
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  Speaker 1: Just say, my jos is it? Is it because it's
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  Speaker 1: too touristing a little bit. It's in a tourist area.
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  Speaker 1: So like this, I'll tell you the old thing. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't like to flavor their sauce. I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: All right, do you like Madiana's? I mean, don't take
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  Speaker 1: me there. Go there on your own and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: meet up after. Honestly, I couldn't even tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I ordered.
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  Speaker 5: Talk so you keep me talking, and then the wheels
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  Speaker 5: fall off.
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  Speaker 1: You can only sustain an argument if you don't win immediately. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll tell you though.
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  Speaker 5: I remember I was with my family and we had
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  Speaker 5: a really good time hanging out and having, you know, socializing.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny.
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  Speaker 6: This is how little people really, how thin their convictions
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  Speaker 6: are on places Like.
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  Speaker 1: The only time I saw you really stick it to
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  Speaker 1: was was what's his name was? Nick Salaris? Because you
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  Speaker 1: absolutely needed the tripe. But I try to have an
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  Speaker 1: open mind, but it was brutal.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I love you, really loved it. Love that stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I think.
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  Speaker 5: I think the other problem is I didn't eat in
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  Speaker 5: front of you and Nick, maybe you would have explained
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  Speaker 5: it better or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a couple of things you have
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  Speaker 1: to know about the car. Oh shit, I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: in the car. It's really loud. Yeah, your conditioner is
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  Speaker 1: gonna work maybe until we get to the restaurant. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna have to do windows up and down. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I smoke in the car. No, like a chimney, like
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  Speaker 1: a champ fucking train car. So you don't even know
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  Speaker 1: where your car is. So so basically you're getting me.
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  Speaker 5: Back for all the times I wouldn't let you smoke
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  Speaker 5: in my car.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have smoke fest. It'll be like a club
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  Speaker 1: in the seventies. God, because I can't wait. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: smoke them up if we can find your car.
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  Speaker 3: It's so small, it's like, where's your car?
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  Speaker 8: No the fuck here it, dude, Oh there it is.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, your car is tiny. You don't realize
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  Speaker 1: how small the Volkswagon Fox is. Do you do you
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  Speaker 1: have room for my luggage? Bro? This is one of
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  Speaker 1: the in nineteen eighty eight.
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  Speaker 8: This had a class leading trunks face.
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  Speaker 1: All right and you go perfect, thank you, thank you, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're not very Oh okay, how did you
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  Speaker 1: make that awkward?
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  Speaker 5: I have or make a podcast noise that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: turn this off and then I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know, we'll turn it on on the road.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, Philly, we're out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I gotta clean on the side. Oh you gotta
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  Speaker 1: clean out the side first. That stuff. But that was
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  Speaker 1: a good out for the segment. And now, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I can't sit in the passages.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shit, one, two, three.
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  Speaker 1: You have seven packs of empty Marborols on your passenger seat.
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  Speaker 1: I could sit on most of that stuff. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I'm easy. I could sit on most of that.
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  Speaker 3: That's toasted coconut from where I had.
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  Speaker 1: A cupcake before. Good for you, buddy, Pardia. What's that
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  Speaker 1: the papers when we got served for divorce. That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, don't drive away with billion dollar repo man's
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  Speaker 5: book on the hood of your car.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I'll put it.
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  Speaker 3: With the rest of your stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He knows we love him, Ken, don't worry. Your book is.
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  Speaker 9: On the pile of other stuff in the passenger seat
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  Speaker 9: of Carl's Volkswagon Fox.
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  Speaker 4: Now Opie has shotgun while Carl sits in the driver's
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  Speaker 4: seat hopping back. Vominos can bring.
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  Speaker 1: Your window up. We got the ac one. Can't tell
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  Speaker 1: feel like I feel that it's like fucking refrigery. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm turning you, bro. This car is beautiful, world class.
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  Speaker 1: Should we drin the fog? Lights on? Yeah? Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Let's get the full experience that's gonna be I'm starving.
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  Speaker 5: Alright, Well, we'll turn this back on while we're on
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  Speaker 5: the highway, or if we have something interesting to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: If not, next time, can did.
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  Speaker 1: We just passed the church?
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  Speaker 3: I got married in You like that church, right, Carl?
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  Speaker 1: I was awesome. I could, I could, I could? I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I love that movie The sixth Cents. And that's the
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  Speaker 1: church for the sixth sense.
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  Speaker 5: You told me, Yeah, we got married in the church
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  Speaker 5: from sixth sense here at Philly.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot the actual name of the church. It's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: And my wife, man.
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  Speaker 5: She freaking figured out how to get a gospel choir
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  Speaker 5: in a Catholic church that is like unheard of. So
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  Speaker 5: we had the gospel choir up in the rafters just
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  Speaker 5: blasting out when the Saints come marching in.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome, it was. It was really awesome. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize we were gonna pass the church.
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  Speaker 3: That just made me very happy inside.
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  Speaker 1: And now we're a crossing the Ben Franklin.
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  Speaker 5: Bridge and we're gonna be eating a camden and in
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  Speaker 5: mere seconds, mere minutes, whatever, where are we going to get?
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  Speaker 1: Brother? In a place called the pub where they do
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  Speaker 1: tar boiled steaks. How about that? I'm very happy. Do
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  Speaker 1: they make like taters mash potaters mash taters? Yeah, all right, and.
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  Speaker 10: They and they put a little egg washed on top
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  Speaker 10: so they get brown and crusty.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be brown and crust.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna eat well, all right, I'm gonna try some here,
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  Speaker 3: but I think I'm gonna win on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Tater Tots thumbs up. Tater Tots is one of the
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  Speaker 1: best inventions in the look.
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  Speaker 3: I get weak when there are tater tots around.
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  Speaker 6: I can eat a thousand tater tots.
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  Speaker 1: Ketch up, no ketchup. I like them to catch all right, good,
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  Speaker 1: But the ketchup can't be too cold even.
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  Speaker 3: Why I like the I like the combo of hot
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  Speaker 3: and cold.
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  Speaker 1: It could be cold but not cold. Kind of like
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. Drive into this pilot right here, time.
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  Speaker 4: Jumping in more ways than one.
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  Speaker 1: Now we could.
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  Speaker 5: Eat all right, we made some pub and I gotta say, uh,
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  Speaker 5: I would never eat here. But hear me out, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: hear me out, because because this is where I'm getting
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  Speaker 5: a lot of knowledge from you, Carl.
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  Speaker 9: Like if I passed this place to pub in Campda,
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  Speaker 9: New Jersey, which I didn't even know until today is legendary,
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  Speaker 9: I would drive right by this going that place can't
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  Speaker 9: possibly be you know something, because it's an old sign
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  Speaker 9: and this and that.
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  Speaker 3: But that's I'm learning that is just so stupid.
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  Speaker 9: As far as you know, yeah, as far as judging
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  Speaker 9: like food places.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: How's the riding fox? Nice car? Right?
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: My back will never be the same trying to get
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  Speaker 1: out of this thing. I got two hard discs. It's
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: not a lotus. It's not a lotus. I'm actually really
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  Speaker 1: excited to eat.
• 10:14
  Speaker 11: Here are you throwing the that's it for the lamb
• 10:18
  Speaker 11: in It from podcast movement?
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Come take take a selfie with me up over there?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go take a selfie.
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  Speaker 6: Look at this place up This is everything I love
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  Speaker 6: in a restaurant. The fake shields coat of arms from Nowhere, England.
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  Speaker 1: A giant sign that says pub right like it's it's.
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  Speaker 6: Restaurants used to describe exactly what they were.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Sally's Steak and lobster. The owner's name was Sally
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  Speaker 1: and they had steak and lobster, piano bar.
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  Speaker 6: Guess what There was a fucking piano in it, right
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  Speaker 6: and a bar and that's all gone.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Look at this sign.
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  Speaker 6: Look how this is why these new restaurants that are
• 10:56
  Speaker 6: called Abigail's Perch.
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  Speaker 1: It fucking goes out a bit.
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  Speaker 6: This right, this is pub with neon on top, then
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  Speaker 6: backlit on the bottom, then a giant sign its is bar,
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  Speaker 6: charcoal and steaks.
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  Speaker 5: So I think we're getting steaks today. You know what,
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  Speaker 5: there's a confidence in that sign. I'm noticing now that
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  Speaker 5: you're writing it out like they know who they are.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I have a little selfie option. Hold on on.
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  Speaker 12: I mean we're gonna sign South Jersey tradition. The pub
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  Speaker 12: sixty years and goes strong. Look at their logo.
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  Speaker 1: That's awful, but it's perfect.
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  Speaker 6: It has like tells me I can get a cocktail
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  Speaker 6: and I can eat a steak.
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  Speaker 1: What else do you?
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  Speaker 6: And people have such a problem with messaging and the
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  Speaker 6: South gets it like you'll go to Harold's ribon Chicken.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Harold's in there and you're gonna get ribs and chicken.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: But now you have places called you know, Tipsy Johnson's.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that make? They don't know. It's
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: almost like you're waiting to go out of business. They're
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: being too clever for their own good.
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: I watching you walk in here, you're just gonna get
• 12:02
  Speaker 6: into this aura of late fifties early like I mean,
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: look at the doors, look at the old brass.
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  Speaker 12: Everything has a theme like this has like this looks
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  Speaker 12: like the original medieval times, except without the horses and shit.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna make a pact with you. What's that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna behave? You're no, I'm making a pack. No,
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  Speaker 1: I shook your hand. That means a lot to me.
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  Speaker 1: I've done. I just made a packed.
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  Speaker 5: But if I if I don't shake your hand and
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  Speaker 5: I make that same pack, you know it's bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look a look at this. Oh this is nice.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Look look at this cloud. I mean, come up, it's
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: very homey in here. Get this. You feel like you're
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: walking back in time a little bit too. Look at
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: the chair if you don't see this city anymore? Two
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  Speaker 1: more innocent times. All right, we're gonna eat video games
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: for the kids. You know why these kids like video games?
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  Speaker 5: You think there's no Fortnite in there though? Or Minecraft?
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  Speaker 5: That's that might be a problem. Wow, Look at this
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  Speaker 5: dining room.
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  Speaker 6: Look at that's where they Clok, so that's the kitchen
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  Speaker 6: an open pit for real?
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  Speaker 1: This is gorgeous. This is like, really though, stepping back
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  Speaker 1: in time.
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  Speaker 5: Hey two two for some Uh now are you cursing
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: on my podcasts?
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but we don't know who you are. It's
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: just some.
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  Speaker 11: Why are you walking away from us now? She's hiding
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  Speaker 11: her face. It's not it's not TV though. They can't
• 13:43
  Speaker 11: see you, so they're not gonna know that you cursed
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  Speaker 11: on my podcast. Why can't you speak?
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. This place is gorgeous, man, first time I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: What's I order?
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  Speaker 7: The broiled craft cakes is special, lunch special is very popular,
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  Speaker 7: and also the balsamics and the.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Balsamic amazon was really good. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I never personally, I.
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  Speaker 1: Always keep telling myself to try it out.
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  Speaker 5: But that's Karl from the Food Network, and he said,
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  Speaker 5: try the charcoal steak.
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  Speaker 10: That's Do you want something from the dinner menu because
• 14:12
  Speaker 10: she handed to you launch my news as.
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  Speaker 1: Well too, Yeah, because we want a steak, all right.
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  Speaker 5: I mean there's also there's a lunch flight and a
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  Speaker 5: lunch throw line on there. Great, you can look at that,
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  Speaker 5: but there's more steaks options on the dinner man. All right, beautiful,
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  Speaker 5: thank you, all right, thank you? All right, Carl, just
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: just getting to know everybody promised.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was nice. She'll tell you and I even bragged.
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  Speaker 1: I said you were from the Food Network. Oh I
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: should do that. That makes me rety nervous. I was bragging.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I was I didn't exist, no kidding.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll turn this off, but we're gonna turn
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: it back on if I got something going out here.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, you've had enough of these guys chewing food and
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: talking with their matchful in your ear. Let's skip forward
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  Speaker 4: find that if both be behaved and head home.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I told you I was gonna be well behaved.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: That was amazing. That's nice, right, nice and old school?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: What a nice little place. That was one of the
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: best filets I've ever had in my life. Right, it
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like melted in my mouth. You didn't even eat sauce
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  Speaker 1: or nothing. Nothing.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't put ketchup or steak sauce.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: I think that might be, honestly the first steak I
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: that I never put anything on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they seasoned it right. This place is great.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like an old school like place in Fine
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: of the Poconos or some kind of.
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  Speaker 6: Old dirty dancing you know, cafeteria style dining rooms.
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  Speaker 3: It smells like winter in there because of.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: What kind of stoves are those? Those are charcoal fired hearts.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hearth, right or something. It doesn't have a door.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: You usually call it a hearth, right, It's literally they're
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: cooking in fireplaces. Like that's how old school it is.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, it made its steak extually nice and ten
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: nice little smoke to it.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful. Let's head home, man, Oh man, I have stuffed
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: not a chick's number. That was pretty cool, right. I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: saw Carl work in it. Smooth, bro, thank you man. Smooth.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: That was clean, right because I told I told them
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: when we first got in, like.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: You walked ahead of me. I'm like, hey, man, he's
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: on the he's on the Food Network. So then she
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: was all sort of like flirty and then she was like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: you know, she's like, maybe you can give me.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: On grocery games? Can I save your line?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: And then you go, well, give me your number.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I could guarantee you we could go get a beer.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no way, it's gonna work. And sure enough, man,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: she gave you the number. Is that nice? It was beautiful.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Always be closing, always be closing.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Back into the old Volkswagen facts.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Fox ERU for the kid.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is just like taking Amtrak back home to
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: New York.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I actually would rather do this anyway. Oh yeah, actually
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: started it's a big deal. I don't think you understand
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: what a big deal you might be done.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going home now, Soapy radio.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Well, we just hit a milestone.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Carl has announced to me that the Fox is up
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: to speed.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: We are up to speed. It's like being a biplane.
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: It's unbelievable. Everything's shaky, But.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: What do you mean shaking? It's it's all harmonizing. Everything's
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: working with this German engineering. There's a bit of a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: rattle in this thing joint. See something really cool?
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: I don't so.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: The steering wheel is loose, yeah, so if I press
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: it down, it keeps the horn.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: So sometimes I'm thinking a hard turn in. I just
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: start doing that ris everyone does.
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: We will start looking because it's got a big car
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: horn right here, but a little car yeah here.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I thought you liked podcast noises. I love a campany
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a podcasting. Give me another one.
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: Man's the only one you got.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Well, the other ones are just happening on its own.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: And man, this this car has balls. You're singing in
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: and out with the trucks, right. I don't know if
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: you're gonna win that battle, my friend.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna used to losing shit lately, that's.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: A nice car. I like Mercedes. Who doesn't like Mercedes? Oh?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: By that beautiful? You should get a benz Opy.
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: What what would someone like me do with a benz
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: We're bringing a Fox down from speed.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Looks we've got some chofflic lights. All right, we're going
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: back up to speed.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: That a little speed for the key.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You gotta ease this thing in, you know what I mean?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: What year is this again?
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: Nineteen eighty eight Fox Wagon GL four speed four and
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: the floor with seventy three unbridled horse power.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I can guarantee from this point all.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: The way in New York City we got at least
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: an hour hour and a half.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: We're not gonna see another car on the road that's
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: older than a nineteen eighty eight.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Now, it is rare when you see a nineteen eighty
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: eight or less, you know, or.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Older on the road. People love it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I get a lot of thumbs up, or they're telling
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: me to move out of the way, one or the other.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I get a lot of attention. I love this thing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: It's nice. Do you really love it? Oh? She took everything.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: This thing reminds you of all the bad decisions I've made.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: It's like my own personal life penalty box.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're still believing in the flying pig.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh No, I like this car. I'm just jumking, but.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: I like to keep it trim because now all I
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: do is really travel and stuff, you know what I mean.
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: So when I'm in Jersey, I mean, I'm just gonna
• 19:50
  Speaker 12: use this car. Everything else I'm either an uber or
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: car service or you know what I mean.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a different life. Though I'm private jet every once
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: in a while. It's just me. It's not like you know,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: any Everybody in the car is an adult. Now, I
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: don't mind if people get hurt. Everybody's got insurance. So
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: We're having fun.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: We had a good time in Philly, I'll tell you that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Much like I don't know why we were there, but
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: fuck it, we made it work.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: We had fun. We had a lot of fun.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I guess we could have done that in uh New York.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: We could have done literally done that anywhere. We could
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: have done that in your closet.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Broh, the kid just let one out a little squeaker.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Hey, bro none of that, because then I gotta bring
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: the windows down. It takes a little while to get
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: the A C up to speed. I hear you don't
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: don't be that guy.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I like how you guaranteed that the AC is not
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: gonna make it all the way to New York.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That was a guarantee. Yeah, that's guaranteed. That is a guarantee.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing up to speed.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: Okay, everybody ody there, she goes.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I haven't been this low to the ground in a
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: long time. This is the light the height that I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: live at. I likedving ap hie. Oh we're smaller than
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: everything on the road. That is another guarantee. Why are
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: you holding the handle like that? Uh, it's a.
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: Snock like we're not on a ride and I'm a
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: white knuckling.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: You're a madman. Doesn't help that you're chicking all your
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: socials while we drive.
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: Well, I gotta make sure everything's on the ump and up. Plus,
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: when this thing's up to speed, it's pretty much on
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: a pilot. Oh really, I just look all right.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Patre, that's not the wheel.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's some funny ship. Oh no, noother
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: squeaker for the kid. I'll come Pompey. It can't be
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: an hour and a half. If you shop your pants
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the whole way up.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Little Ralph's a little rauphs action and coming back to
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: bite me the ralps Ralphs in the pup.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You've been eating rich.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: These last couple of y Yeah, but see, I mean,
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: you know, I eat, you eat.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I just don't eat like this every day. That's the difference.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You do. You crush that steak.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: You're so happy to that steak was amazing?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Was that good? That was really good? I told you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know if Yeah, I guess we didn't talk
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: about it on the podcast, but that's just probably back
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: to going out to dinner.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: With my dad. Yeah, that restaurant is old school.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: That was like beef steak Charlie's ground Round, kind of
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: a polkao's yeh feel to it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: There was there's this place up but I don't know
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: if it was called the Pokons. It's called Woodlock, and
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: we used to take the kids every year and then
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: for in the snow. They had like Toboggans and shit,
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: you know what I mean. And they had a caffeteria
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: like dining room like that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: One at Woodlock.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: And I get there and the place is stuck in
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: the perfect year.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It was like nineteen seventy three, seventy four. You could
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: order every the food the chef, only you had to
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: make primary abit grocheese sandwiches and shit like that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: I ordered a tray of grilled cheese sandwiches with a
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: tub of mashed potatoes and dipping the mashed.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Potatoes the grilled cheese sandwich for like two hours. And
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: then I'm drinking Shirley Temples with.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: The kids and they would bring out like Elmo, like
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: a really.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Fake raggedy elbow, shake the kid's hands. All the kids
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: are crying. There's an organ player in the dining room.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Oh it was heavy. I love it. But that's a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: real memory right there. Yeah, it was awesome, right, yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I mean the kids will remember that more than going
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: to Disney.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Disney. Disney was just one gift shop after another.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I was getting crushed at Disney.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: We're finally going down what do you mean going to Disney?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Are you doing it finally? Yeah? I'm not looking forward
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: You gotta get the fast pass or whatever the yeah, yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: and we're looking into all that shit.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: So my wife was worried because we were looking at too.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I forgot the name of the place.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: But that's where the kid got pulled up under by
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: the alligator.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Oh there's no more alligators. That's right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: I told her im, like, it's the safest place to
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: stay at Disney.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Now. They can't afford to have that happen again. They
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: got rid of every single alligator.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh there was open season on all Disney World. Don't.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: They don't even have alligator cartoons anymore. They wiped it out.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: There is not one alligator there. Oh. I believe that
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Disney does not mess around.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: Do you see that kid got eaten and then all
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: of a sudden you never hear from them again.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Settlement done. Oh yeah, they never popped up again. No,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: they're rich now you think they made them like a kid,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: like an animatronic kitty. Yes, I'm just.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Saying anything's possible with Disney.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: We love Disney. We'll be back, but we're finally doing it,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: so I don't know. People see there actually like it
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: what Disney World?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I like it, But I mean parents and stuff.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: You know the kids are gonna like it?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah they are.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: So if anyone has any tips on Disney for real.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring money, lots of money, really, and.
• 25:01
  Speaker 10: The best thing is to make belief one of your
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: kids has the problem so they put them in those cool.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Like whale wheelchairs. Really, you'll get to every line. I'm
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: gonna start kicking my kids in the ship. No, they
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: just gotta teach him how to fake it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: If I knew what I know now, I would shut
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: up my kids with two neck braces and IV bottles.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We would have banged out. We would have banged out
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Disney World in twenty minutes. I have a really good friend.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I can't really mention him by name anymore because he's
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a big time corporate guy.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I gotta new rattle coming into his really new rattle
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: for the for the Fox.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: It's only when I bring it up to speed. Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: how about have slowed down a little bit. We're at
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: seventy one nuts.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think this car get handle seventy one?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You don't think so, I don't know. I will bring
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: it down a little.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: How many pieces of this car have been left on
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: the highway conservatively?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: About six? That's not too bad now. I lost the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: timing belt cover.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I lost the hub, but I went back and got
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: it because it was vintage.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were gonna say, I went back
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: and got it because I'm a human.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The same bank you know, I went out of to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rican, Right, how'd that go?
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: It was weird because I swear the first Christmas that
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: I spent with her and her family.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: What is going on here? Look at that ga wagon
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: government plates. That's a fucking that's federal.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: And they're flying U first Christmas with her and her family.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: The mom's boyfriend.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Bought her hubcaps.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: As their Christmas present, And that's when I knew it
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: was in a very different.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: World than how I grew up.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's a very different world.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I have a friend I don't really name
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: of my name.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: He knows who he is, but he played Cripple.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back in the day, we used to bootleg concerts.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, those stories are incredible. I used to just set
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: up a giant tripod. Oh we used to get off
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: on doing it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: But see if you tell this story now and everyone's like,
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: what's the big deal? Because you go to a castle now,
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: everyone just lips up their fucking phones.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: It taps the whole thing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: And you gotta remember, especially you know, as older people.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Back in the day, man, you weren't allowed at the
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: film a concert and the equipment was huge, so.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: He had he modified a wheelchair.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: He hollowed out the seat so I'll put all the
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: equipment in the seat. And then he had me and
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: a couple other guys. My whole job was bringing the tripod.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: That's how compety it he was. He's like, fuck bringing
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: in the camera. Let's I want a stable video, so
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I need.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: A tripod as well.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: So that was my job.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: And so how my job was simple to walk in
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: with the tripod.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: They would go, what the hell is the tripod for?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: And that's when I showed my binoculars and they bought it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: What yeah, because they allowed the binoculars back in.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: And then we would meet in a bathroom.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: My friend would go in as the cripple, like he's
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: in a wheelchair.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: That's why we're going and they we'd all meet in
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: a bathroom.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: And then he had a gym bag that he would
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: transfer all the big cameras and stuff into.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: And then we would go and put late the concert.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And then he traded these all over the world.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: He would sell them, yeah a little bit, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: it was more of a trading thing.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But he uh yeah, he sold something.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: He made some nice money, but I mean he just
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: got off doing it really, but he would study the
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: arena and he would get tickets that were in the
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: middle of a row, in the middle of a section,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: so the people at the venue, the security people stuff
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: that they're not gonna bother somebody in the middle. And
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: then when the people around you knew what you were doing,
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: they all would get off on it and they would
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: help you.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Oh those shit, they would robin hood it. Yeah, they
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: would help you.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: And then my friend guy that I almost say his
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: name three times earn the story, he would dress up
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: the tripod on the camera, put a hat on the
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: camera and a code around the tripod, so now it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Looks like a guy compunity.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: No, oh dude, he was all in.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: And then he even knew he was gonna get caught
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: for a ton of time.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: So let's say, you know, he would get.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: The first hour of the concert tapes, and then he
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: had a runner another one.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Of our friends, all fraternity brothers that were just you.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Know, waste waste, So we got a whole squat doing it,
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: the whole spots look for him. So then when the
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: first hour was done on the first set, he would
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: take that tape out, give it to a runner who
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: had tickets on the other side of the arena, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: that was even pre played.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome lot. So if they came and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: got it, do what he get the tapes? Right? Yeah?
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Then if he got caught, he at least he at
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: least got the first hour or whatever. Yep, and then
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: we would all meet after the concert back in the bathroom,
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: he would say, he would stuff everything back in the
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: wheelchair and we'd wheel him out.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see him get caught?
• 29:52
  Speaker 13: No, I did a few with him. I don't know
• 29:56
  Speaker 13: how many did, but I did at least I'm trying
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: to think even I I did at least sex It
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: was fun.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Man, it sounds fine. Southern Jersey. What a view, and huh,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: it's nice out here.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I've done this ride probably conservatively two hundred times in.
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: The last since I know my wife, So you know
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: this ride inside and own Oh.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all those times you commuted, But yet you
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: have seer we on the mic.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: For shits sake, you're worried about that little do noise.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I just want to find out where it is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: Hopefully it's not an engine part that would suck for
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: the kid.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the kid can't afford another expense. Still got a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: ways to go. I say we do a little little
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Instagram live. I had Instagram it up, Instagram.
• 30:52
  Speaker 13: It up, a little live from the the Fox, Live
• 30:55
  Speaker 13: from the Fox.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: As the Fox is up to speed, we are up
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to speed. All right, checking connection? You are now live?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: There you go. I'm mad. I'm ni shit? Why do
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: ceasy top? I like?
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: I like, yeah, I'm gonna talk loud because I got
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: know these canceling headphones on, so I feel like I'm.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: In a new car.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: My god, it's like being a pilot in this thing.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Right. Where's my headphones? Only got one pair of us?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: The other one in the divorce.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: She even took those, like she took batteries out of stuff.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That's a bit vindictive.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Oh you think, yeah, Oh, the people are flying into
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: the room.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Nice. What cat is that? What is what are they
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: trying to say? You mean the flying on the flying pig?
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Cause yeah, that's a flying pig on the front of
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Carl ruez Is.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Fox nine, Fox eight, Fox GL one.
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Hundred now seventy six bridled horsepower, four on the floor,
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: sixty one pounds a torque.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Let's bring it up speed. I love the whole ride.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Carls like, let's put it back up to speed.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: And I'm here to say, when you go from sixty
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: to seventy one, this thing tops out at seventy one
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: miles an hour.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: That last eleven miles per hour is rough. You feel
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: every nothing?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: His ass off?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the fucking thing shakes until it gets up
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: to seventy one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: For that movie is the right stuff? Yeah, testing to
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: do capsule all right?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: People love the hood ornament there, Carl, She's abut.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: That's the flying pig. I don't know if you believe
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in the flying pig theory anymore, do you? What do
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: you mean?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: This thing is cooking right now, prope, But to you,
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know the flying pig.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: That means anything's possible, right, every close possible.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You still believe that?
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: I think anything responsible. The other thing is now he
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: went from a positive fun. It's what negative fun? Anythings posible?
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: It's only one way to go from here. That's hell,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: and that would be up. That's true, right, I think?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: So they're calling it the flying Rolling Two.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: There's some funny fucks on the Instagram live.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Oh that's very nice. How many spare quarts of oil.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Does Carl carry for the Fox carry you about two
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and a half quarts? Yeah? How many cigarettes has Carl
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: smoked so far? Well, I gotta tell you people. One
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: cigarette and Carl's cutting down a little bit. I believe
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: try Ball, thanks too much.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: And he's got the Marball pack where it says in
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: giant letters smoking kills.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we could show it there it is, there
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: That's how they sell them. Now, well, these are from
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: somewhere else. You can't talk about that really. All right?
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: Did you just get passed by a Ford aerostar? Yeah, yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: we did.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not concentrated. I'll bring it back the okay,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: bringing it back no, no, no, don't bring it back
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: up to speed? Six and five feels way more comfortable.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Look it right back up to speed.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, car's going back up to speed.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We're going back up to speed.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, seventy all right, we're gonna hit it.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: You see the little pig starts shake.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I see the pig shake and it actually might
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: fly off the hood of your car and pale me
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: my chest.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put a way to die. Oh wait, I gotta
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: go back. There was a good question. Where was it?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, does does that thing have AC? Well, Carl, Carl's like,
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: I can't promise you that the AC is gonna work
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: all the way to New York, right, but.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: So far, so good. I mean, we're nice to say.
• 34:52
  Speaker 14: It's some comfortable eighty one in here, right, that's right,
• 35:01
  Speaker 14: it's about right right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jamesburg bring memories, james Burg.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Why does Jamesburg bring back the kid jail? You went
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: to kid jail? I got a couple of visits. You
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: want to go there and say, hid anybody?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: No?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Uh no, did you really go there? Yeah?
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: But it was it was a called it used to
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: be called Scared Street. When you were a bad kid,
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: they would go there.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Sure, I saw that on TV.
• 35:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they would go to actually yeah yeah, but I
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: ended up beating friends with everybody.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh really, actually be going to that.
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: Program made me literally Lex Luthor, Look now I just
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: made more bad friends.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: It was awesome to me. I thought it was like
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the podcast thing that we want. It was like a mixer. Yeah,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of course it was.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, they're noticing the uh, the eleven
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: dollars on your dashboard, right, and then they're saying that
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Maurrie just calls she wants.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Her five fish. Oh yeah, show the people I got
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: like something that is a bad connection and the steering
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: wheels loose.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so when you piss the wheel down, it beeps.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Carl told me, I can't really show where
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: my feet are. I'm kind of my feet are on
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Can I show him real fast out?
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: What now's there's a lot of papers with my name's Okay,
• 36:30
  Speaker 10: that's a I mean takes scream shots and ship.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're sneaky. The motherfucker. That's it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: They're all trying to get something on it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Uh now, it's pretty much a garbage pile at my feet. Well,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: we could just bring stuff up. So you got one
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: of those? Okay, how many focus on the road? Okay,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I got some water I see.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Check out Opi and Coral on Instagram for some of
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: the visuals you might have missed on this audio only podcast.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Half a Cupcake, Half a Cupcake? Nice.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: They both like to go live at random times at
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Opie Radio and Sabor Shit, I got.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Another cofeecas very nice. Wow. I set the Erica.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I set the social media on fire by basically saying
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: that's serious.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Uh called me. And now people are like assuming that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: it's a radio show. That's oh I saw that, man,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be on aster dud. Well, no, you know
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: what's happening. No, I don't. What are you talking about?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You know, for the kid, for the kid, little radio
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: show for the kid. There's been some there's been some talking.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way. Oh, sure I did.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that it was an actual show though.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's just social media running with it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: We're under contract with Westwood Wood. The podcast leader Jimmy's Barbecue. Yeah,
• 37:53
  Speaker 14: right on, man, he writes, nice meeting you guys.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Last night I was hung out with Jimmy Jimmy's Barbecue. Dude,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: bostome fucking dude. He was very, very cold. He tried
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: to drink with the kid. Yeah, he couldn't keep up. Well,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: he did great.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: I mean we we went to like uh on one
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: in the morning and then uh and then he petered.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Out a little ble.
• 38:12
  Speaker 15: We were drinking hard stuff for drinking my hands and
• 38:14
  Speaker 15: the Prony's and oh he was, you know, three or
• 38:18
  Speaker 15: four shots with me at the bar when I when
• 38:19
  Speaker 15: I was scregients.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Right, So how's the Christmas tree. What how's your royal Pine?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: This was out of gas?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would assume that one's out of cass.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: All right, we want to bring it back up.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: No, boy, watch the even even the needles struggles. Why
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: is your speedometer needles even struggling?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You see, shake it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Back and forth as it's attempted to get out the stress.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: He ever talks it overs. They got a little shake
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: a man, shake a poo. My car is garbage. How
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: dare you, sir? My car's garbage, Your mother's garbage?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, why about that?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Quick cut in is Opie reprimands Karl for actually calling
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: his mother garbage. And as a former cast member who
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: spent over ten years with Disney and going to the parks,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: quick tips, fast pass and reserved places to eat early
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: as possible, head to the Magic Kingdom and sign up
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: for Splash Mountain the moment you're there, and don't forget
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: to go to the Hall of Presidents, if only to
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: get a few labs at that creepy trump animatronic monster.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I heard it's authentic hare And of course, bring your
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: mini mouse recording gear with you and let's get an
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: effortue out of it. And before you head to Orlando.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Watch the flick Escape from Tomorrow. Brilliant satire, and it
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: was produced a lot like this podcast guerrilla style. And
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: by the way, we excuse OPI for acting as if
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: dating a Puerto Rican girl as the equivalent of Captain
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Kirk and banging a green alien on that Star Trek.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Episode that hood ornament would tear a head and run
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: victim up.
• 39:56
  Speaker 16: Oh yeah, yeah, I would. Oh it would smart of
• 39:59
  Speaker 16: them up? Real, do you have piss bottles on the floor?
• 40:03
  Speaker 16: Who's asking somebody any bottles of piss bottle?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: First of all, this guy's mad.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Not everyone on Nantucket is a Chad. That's a guy
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: that just listens to the latest episode.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Here you go listen. I like chads. I want to
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: be what I want to be in Chad. Yeah, you
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: would love that life. I live in Nantucket indefinitely. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: would get a powdered wig and everything.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: Would you bring it back to seventeen seventy six?
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Philly Dave lives there? All right, so you're not a Chad.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Philly Dave, we understand that, all right.
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: Chattanooch Chattanoo's the Chads turn.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck your numbers. You got commercials now. Yeah, well, yeah
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: we do. What's the what's the one that we have now?
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Com We got Talkspace, box Space, and uh I think
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: officially we got Helix. I did live reads for Helix
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: the mattress company. They're really cool too. And then we
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: got a couple more coming, a couple more for the kid. Yeah, kid,
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: this thing seems to be working.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: People seem to like it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Let me know when the cash touch on, I'm gonna
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: put a little lecture free on in the old compressor.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I just went to the other line. By the way,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: no air blowing out of this vent. That fan's a
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: little that's a that's a soft vent. We call out
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: a soft vent. Yeah, there's nothing coming out of that one.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: But if you get it up to eighty, then the
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: win from outside will come. Oh I believe it. I
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: believe it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: Look we're gonna pass that jeep killing it so long,
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: jeep just past the jeep room.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It socks stupid.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: It relates to yeah, I know you guys are here support.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that a lot.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: More people are supporting on the old social media.
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: There's an AT and T trait. Oh Jesus simple leaves
• 41:59
  Speaker 15: on it. Like, okay, it's a tree. You had no problem. Yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 15: that doesn't look fake at all. That's not a cancer
• 42:03
  Speaker 15: shooter or anything. Did you check out your agent?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I killed that dude.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: This guy goes, wait, how are you guys going?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Everyone's passing you up? Trust me.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: This car is pushing.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: The limits at seventy one miles an hour. Have they
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: re question going to bring it up the speeding?
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: No, don't bring it up this right, But that's not me.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: That's not me. That's what the car is doing. It shakes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: No, no, kwaity swirling, dude, you got some wobbly wheels
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: of this ship.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It's not it's the out of the aerodynamic all right.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Now you're back down to a nice sixty eight. That's
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I just watched your cask oo.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Went right down a little close to that car in
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: for Anny there, Carly.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Bump bump, bump, bump. Bu Is this the first car
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you're passing? The first car out of cats? How does
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: that feel? Fucking life? I feel like I put it
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: all right? Let me we got funny fuckers.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Why does Carl's car have sweat stains on the roof?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: We always holding We almost hit that row row.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: There was a disabled car on the shoulder, and man,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: were we heading toward that very quickly.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It's like this thing has a crash rate. Art, We're
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: having too much fun.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Wow, close call for the hoys. Let's jump out of
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: this five while I remind you to check out the
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: episode description so you can support our great sponsors.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Let's go pee or something. Bro, let's do a Pisseroni.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go let out some yurg people come.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: We gotta civic coming in hot. That is hot. He's
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Honda aggressive, sir.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: The first car had bought was a Honda Cord hatchback.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: That's a nice car. I think flew Mann Lex or
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Lex nine.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Oh ship it's been it's been so many years.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Uh no idea. What's the difference.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Did I have a sunroof? Yeah it did, Lexie, there
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you go. I think I had the sunroof put in
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: post lex Yeah, I had it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I had it done post Was it the one with
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: a little handling kid?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Alright, Ah, okay, one more look at the road.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Right. That was a fun Instagram live guys.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you OPI Radio on Instagram just powered down the Fox,
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: which means this hit the adventure has come to an end.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Carl, that's it. That's a long ride back from Philip
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you and Too Si you uh