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WKND Rewind: The Ick is real · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Broadcasting live across the world right now.
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  Speaker 2: This is the John Jay and Rich Radio program. Text
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  Speaker 2: us text JJR whatever is on your mind to nine six,
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  Speaker 2: eight nine three, or call us at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: ninety three seven one oh four seven. Peyton was telling
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  Speaker 2: a story the other day, and I said, Peyton, we
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  Speaker 2: got to do that on the radio. I want to hear.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think any of us know the meat
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  Speaker 2: of the story, but we will have somebody on the
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  Speaker 2: phone to help explain it. So, Peyton, the story is what.
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  Speaker 3: So I am back living in my grandma's house and
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  Speaker 3: the other day she was playing her really loud music.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, we should bring her up. We got your grandma
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  Speaker 2: on the phone. We got Ma Maye, Hey, may may
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  Speaker 2: Hi Hi. Okay. So so Peyton's about that tells the story.
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  Speaker 2: So she was playing her loud music.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was saying, how you like to play your
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  Speaker 3: music in the morning, and how the other day you
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  Speaker 3: and I went hit for hit in the kitchen and
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  Speaker 3: I was telling everyone how I think, Meme, that you're
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of like a top forty hater. You
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  Speaker 3: think that my generation's of music is trash, and I
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  Speaker 3: want to kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Feel feel actually said, very true, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly feel the same exact way about her generation's music.
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  Speaker 3: I also think it's pretty trash, and so we decided
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  Speaker 3: we were gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Go hit for hit.
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  Speaker 2: So you're playing tracks.
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  Speaker 4: She played a song about this one, and then I
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  Speaker 4: played a song.
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  Speaker 5: It's the gold Ender. Them be like, okay, that is
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  Speaker 5: a good one.
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  Speaker 3: That was my goal, and I feel like the same
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  Speaker 3: for her because it was like, I think you'll like
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  Speaker 3: this one.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe what music was Peyton playing that you just don't like?
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  Speaker 6: Well, she plays what you play. The top forty were
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  Speaker 6: all the girls singers, because it was specifically about the
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  Speaker 6: female singers. They all sound the same. It's kind of
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  Speaker 6: like Lord did the original thing and then everybody copies
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  Speaker 6: what she did, only they changed it up a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: The lyrics are stupid. They're a repetitivemen and boring, and
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  Speaker 6: it's got no gap. And the girls might have good voices,
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  Speaker 6: but they're like not they don't reach into your soul
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  Speaker 6: and and pull on your heart.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I could definitely tell you and Peyton
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  Speaker 7: are related by your hot takes.
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  Speaker 2: Many what's a song that pulls at your heart strings?
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  Speaker 2: That does that pulls at your soul?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we agree on Loving You by Many Reppertend. So
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  Speaker 6: we agreed on that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Kanye sings about this song.
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  Speaker 4: I love this song. I have Goosebums, you remember, and
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  Speaker 4: I know, Oh.
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  Speaker 7: I know the song. I'm not a fan at all.
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  Speaker 4: You don't like many Ripertis.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like many Ripertis.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't remember when this song came out,
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  Speaker 2: but I could tell you this. You know who her
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  Speaker 2: daughter is, Yeah, it's my root.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you guys this. This is that Many Ripperton.
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  Speaker 3: Loving You is actually a song. I'm gonna walk down.
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  Speaker 7: The aisle to Oh really, you actually like the song?
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  Speaker 4: When I listen to that song in the car by myself,
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  Speaker 4: I cry.
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  Speaker 2: Can you Can I give you a suggestion instead? Could
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  Speaker 2: you just do Kanye slow jams? What's a many?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So we agreed.
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  Speaker 3: We agreed on Minie Riperton, and so I was like, actually,
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  Speaker 3: mem I think you would really like this song that
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  Speaker 3: just came out. It's this new upcoming artist. Her name's
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  Speaker 3: Olivia Dean and she sings a song called man I Need.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? What made me say to that? Did you like
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  Speaker 2: that song? Are you a meme. What did you say?
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  Speaker 6: I loved her. She has a character and gut some
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  Speaker 6: grit in her voice. You know, it's smooth, she's got
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  Speaker 6: a nice step, she's got a good range, but she
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  Speaker 6: sings like she's singing from her diaphragm and it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, liked her.
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  Speaker 6: I only heard the one song, so I hope I'm
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  Speaker 6: not going to be disappointed, but I am going to
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  Speaker 6: actually listen to her and see what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, memy knows her music.
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  Speaker 3: She styled in Yeah, I mean, and I think that's
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  Speaker 3: why me and my brother genuinely enjoy going to concerts
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  Speaker 3: and shows so much. My grandma took me to go
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  Speaker 3: see Metallica when I was seven. We were in the pit.
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  Speaker 2: What's another song that you listen to that may may
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  Speaker 2: presented to you?
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  Speaker 9: So?
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  Speaker 3: The other one is by Maria Muldar Midnight at the Oasis, so.
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  Speaker 4: And you can be.
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  Speaker 3: She and she played this one for me because she
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  Speaker 3: knew I liked many Ripperton and they kind of have
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  Speaker 3: the same inflection a little bit on their voices.
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  Speaker 4: And I did enjoy this song. Did I add it
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  Speaker 4: to my playlist?
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  Speaker 10: Midnight?
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  Speaker 7: That's the one? Another song from s.
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  Speaker 6: Creek you never heard of it? Yeah, I'm sure Rich
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  Speaker 6: didn't like this one either.
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't don't like that song either, honestly, I'm
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  Speaker 7: chock rich.
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  Speaker 6: And I bet you didn't like brand Newski by Melanie.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, no, those are all three fingernails on
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  Speaker 7: a chalkboard for me.
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  Speaker 4: So then I played her raven Linnet love Me Not.
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere I'm thinking, and let's just single. Oh, I don't mean.
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  Speaker 4: I'll miss you here?
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  Speaker 2: And did you like that song?
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  Speaker 8: It's stunk?
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  Speaker 6: So was the last one, And I mean like the
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  Speaker 6: last one got my body swam. This one had me
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  Speaker 6: reaching for the volume to turn it.
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  Speaker 10: Way out horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she like that one, I.
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  Speaker 6: Said, let me hear a couple more. So we went
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  Speaker 6: through several of her songs, probably five or six yep,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like it turn it off.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My brother Jayalen and his boyfriend Alex had come over
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  Speaker 3: and they had said that Dojah Cat's in her sixties era,
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  Speaker 3: and so I was like, okay, let me play you
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  Speaker 3: the Doja Cat the album and those are the ones
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  Speaker 3: that she was like.
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  Speaker 4: But then I played and I played Amen, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Patient updating and I'm.
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  Speaker 7: I have too much time.
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  Speaker 10: In front.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, comes since and I will grab my riding and
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  Speaker 7: have too much.
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  Speaker 2: Okay she like that?
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  Speaker 4: Well she presented Eassidy songbird.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, now you got me, come on, brilliant snooze ft
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  Speaker 7: God rest her soul.
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  Speaker 2: No, so, memy has got some taste of like musical
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  Speaker 2: singing like and and words that means something.
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  Speaker 6: Also, you like the sound of it love like I
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  Speaker 6: love Anthrax and Metallica and and I like pretty much
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  Speaker 6: every genre except rap and pop, which is all the
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  Speaker 6: stuff that I list.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, meme.
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  Speaker 4: Though you did say though that you were down to
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  Speaker 4: go to drink with us, so like you would go
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  Speaker 4: see Drake and he's a rapper.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's because I've heard a lot of good
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  Speaker 6: things about him, though I haven't heard them.
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  Speaker 8: With my own ears.
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  Speaker 6: Very interested.
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  Speaker 2: I know a song I think you played first? She
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  Speaker 2: would love what Cobra Starship. Well, maybe thanks for jumping
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  Speaker 2: on there with us. I think you're very very interesting
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  Speaker 2: and very smart.
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  Speaker 6: Well, thank you, thank you very much. I am very
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  Speaker 6: smart and thank god it passed down to my grandkids.
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  Speaker 2: Love you me? Oh wait hey maybe maybe real quick
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  Speaker 2: you there? What's your favorite concert you've ever been?
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  Speaker 6: To Todd run Gren and probably a papella like who
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  Speaker 6: That was probably the greatest concert I ever went to.
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  Speaker 12: You.
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  Speaker 4: We went to see letter towing too row.
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  Speaker 7: Do you have that mem that Tod did with just
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  Speaker 7: his mouth. He didn't use any instruments.
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  Speaker 6: Ever, single word and every note and every beat like
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  Speaker 6: a single chee from start to finish.
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  Speaker 7: That's actually real good album.
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  Speaker 2: Times you said you can sing? Can you give us
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  Speaker 2: little piece of that album? Your favorite song from that album?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Probably it's It's today. I am your chariot has tomorrow
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  Speaker 6: on your.
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  Speaker 13: Alb rus.
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  Speaker 10: No one, come.
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  Speaker 14: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: What a beautiful woman. Thank you, thanks for jumping on
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  Speaker 2: there with us. May have a great day.
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  Speaker 7: I want to come over and use your toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks and her nice steam shower, all of it a
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  Speaker 2: very what a I wish I had. I need Shash
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  Speaker 2: to tell you how warm I feel about her.
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  Speaker 4: She is really the best.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: She's like quintessential.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she really, And then she set us all up
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  Speaker 3: for success, like none of us have student loans at
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  Speaker 3: all because of my grandma.
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  Speaker 2: She looks at your grandma.
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  Speaker 4: You want to see her.
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  Speaker 2: She have gray hair and hive.
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  Speaker 4: Well, her hair is actually short right now. Her hair
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  Speaker 4: short because it's growing back from the cancer that she
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  Speaker 4: just kicked.
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  Speaker 2: That ass wore glasses. She does wear glasses that has
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  Speaker 2: a pearl thing that holds the glasses up on her nose.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what she does have purple streaks in
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  Speaker 4: her hair?
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  Speaker 2: Did she wear the patio her knees. That don't look
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  Speaker 2: like I know grandma from here, does not look like
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  Speaker 2: does not look like your grandma at all.
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  Speaker 4: That's my grandma.
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  Speaker 5: She looks good.
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  Speaker 2: That's your grandma. Yeah, most I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to find another pictures though, toilet you this is
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  Speaker 4: more recent. That one's more recent. Like two different people,
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  Speaker 4: My mom and that's my grandma.
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  Speaker 2: This is I don't I mean they both look young,
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  Speaker 2: your mom and your grandma. Wait, but the grandma picture
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  Speaker 2: there looks like her grandma. The first grandma picture was
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  Speaker 2: that her in her thirties?
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  Speaker 4: No, this was her profile picture from two years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Profile she had no cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well, I mean there she looks like she's thirty.
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  Speaker 4: This was thirty. This was three years ago. Wow, this
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  Speaker 4: picture twenty two?
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you. Let's post a picture of
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  Speaker 2: Peyton's Grandma. It'll be up at John Jay Rich on Instagram. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: don't tell anybody. John Jay and Rich gave me their
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  Speaker 2: personal cell phone number.
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  Speaker 10: Where is my freaking phone?
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Ridge. You want to know about
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  Speaker 2: the time you confidently walked into the wrong situation. Want,
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  Speaker 2: wrong room, wrong party, wrong conversation, and you didn't realize
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  Speaker 2: it right away. And I'll tell you. There's something I'm
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  Speaker 2: going through right now that I will explain. We want
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  Speaker 2: to know about you, though, Raquel, good morning. Tell us
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  Speaker 2: what was the wrong situation? You felt good about it,
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  Speaker 2: but it was wrong? What happened?
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  Speaker 15: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 16: I was so confident that I saw my new sorority sister.
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  Speaker 17: I was in the grocery store and I saw this
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  Speaker 17: girl and I flagged her over. I'm like waving her
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  Speaker 17: and uh, talking to her. I thought she was my
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  Speaker 17: sorority sister Sarah. And a few minutes into it, she's
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  Speaker 17: being really polite, but she's like, actually, my name is Emily.
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  Speaker 17: And I didn't know her at all.
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  Speaker 11: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, she was like a newer sorority. I thought she
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  Speaker 17: was a newer sorority sister, and it wasn't her at all.
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  Speaker 16: I think I.
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  Speaker 17: Legitimately have facial bloydness.
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  Speaker 18: It's really scary.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that. When I was a kid to
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  Speaker 2: my mom, We're staying like the zoo, and I went
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  Speaker 2: up to my mom and put my hand around her
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  Speaker 2: really hard to grab her like this, and it was
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  Speaker 2: like eight, I look up and it's not my mom. Wow. Terrible, terrible.
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  Speaker 4: I like, have you guys ever like accidentally called your
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  Speaker 4: teacher mom when you were a.
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  Speaker 2: Kid, my teachers. I never said a word to any
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  Speaker 2: of my teachers the history of my life. Thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 7: All right, thanks Peter.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us about the time you felt pretty confident about it,
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  Speaker 2: but it was the wrong thing wrong. What happened?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, So back in college, I went into my entier
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  Speaker 14: at ap class. I was pretty confident, so on the front,
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  Speaker 14: lean back, and the teacher walks in and just start
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  Speaker 14: speaking in fluent Spanish and started asking me questions because
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  Speaker 14: I'm right up front, and I was really confused. Turns
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  Speaker 14: out I walked into the wrong classroom.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny, Thanks Peter. That's really funny. Peter, have a
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  Speaker 2: great day, dog. Thank you you two eight seven, seven
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  Speaker 2: nine three seven one oh four seven. Also, this is
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  Speaker 2: what they say. They say this will be a dynamic,
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  Speaker 2: accessible conversation, not clinical, focus on how to high performers
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  Speaker 2: train their minds to navigate pressure, sustain excellence, and thrive
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  Speaker 2: beyond sport. The audience, who includes fans, professionals, community leaders.
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  Speaker 2: The goals to keep the discussion engaging, practically relatable, will
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  Speaker 2: keep the tone conversational and authentic. There's no need to
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  Speaker 2: prepare formal remarks. Just come ready, Thank you again for
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  Speaker 2: being part of this. I'm excited for the impact this
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  Speaker 2: series can have. It just sounds so yeah, it sounds
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  Speaker 2: so serious.
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  Speaker 19: No, but that takes like a little bit of the
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  Speaker 19: pressure off. They're just saying be or so, which that's
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  Speaker 19: an easy.
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  Speaker 7: Thing for you, Baddy. That's that's that's that's scary.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven ninety three seven one o four seven.
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  Speaker 2: You're confident, but you walked in the wrong situation. More
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  Speaker 2: of your calls. Next, it's John Jay and.
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  Speaker 9: Rich in the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.
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  Speaker 2: We are one of them. It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Want to know about when you confidently walked into the
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  Speaker 2: wrong situation like me tonight, Stephanie. Good morning, Hi, good morning, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to you?
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  Speaker 20: Oh?
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  Speaker 18: My goodness.
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  Speaker 21: Okay, so very embarrassing. Back in twenty fifteen, my friend
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  Speaker 21: Joey had just boomed into a house with someone that
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  Speaker 21: we had known from high school and I had been
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  Speaker 21: to this house. I helped him move in a little bit.
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  Speaker 21: Everything was good, and I remember he had mentioned that
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  Speaker 21: there was going to be another girl moving in and
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  Speaker 21: she had a boyfriend, and you know, that was kind
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  Speaker 21: of it. And a few days later we had decided
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  Speaker 21: we were going to hang out. So I I drove
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  Speaker 21: over there to what I thought was his house and
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  Speaker 21: it was nighttime and I knocked on the door and
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  Speaker 21: this man answered. Had not seen him before, but he
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  Speaker 21: was around my age, so I automatically assumed, oh, this
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  Speaker 21: must be his roommate's boyfriend. So I confidently said, Hi,
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  Speaker 21: I'm stuff and I'm coming in, and I walked right
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  Speaker 21: past him. He let me in, and I'm kind of
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  Speaker 21: looking around and calling out for my friend. I'm like, Joey,
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  Speaker 21: you know, Joey, where are you? And you know, since
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  Speaker 21: I had, you know, been to his house before, I
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  Speaker 21: walked to where his bedroom would have been. And I
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  Speaker 21: opened the door and hitched black room, didn't see anything
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  Speaker 21: in there. And I turned to this guy and I'm like,
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  Speaker 21: you know, where's Joey And he was like, there, there's
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  Speaker 21: no Joey here.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 21: And then I start looking around and then I hit
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  Speaker 21: me like, oh my god, this is not this is
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  Speaker 21: not the house.
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  Speaker 5: Thank god. You weren't in like a serial killer.
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  Speaker 21: So they were like, excellent, that could have gone south. Yeah,
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  Speaker 21: So I started apologizing. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm
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  Speaker 21: so sorry, Like I thought this was my friend's house.
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  Speaker 21: And I ended up, you know, leaving obviously, and I
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  Speaker 21: see my friend Tudors down and he's just laughing. It
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  Speaker 21: was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way that guy was. Like, Julie died five
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  Speaker 2: years ago, would have been quick. That's awesome. Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: sharing with us. Thank you, Yes, thank you, Jesse. Wrong situation,
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  Speaker 2: but you had all the confidence in the world. What happened.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, So this is back in like twenty fifteen, and boys,
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  Speaker 15: that's how I started listening to you guys too, when
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  Speaker 15: you were on there. But I volunteered for Habitat for
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  Speaker 15: Humanity and I was on the Family Selection Committee, and
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  Speaker 15: the way it works is you can apply for a
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  Speaker 15: home for through Habitat and then they make sure you
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  Speaker 15: financially qualify, and then our team would go out and
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  Speaker 15: interview the family and we had a little piece of
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  Speaker 15: paper we would ask all these questions, kind of get
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  Speaker 15: an idea of the family structure, why they applied, etc.
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  Speaker 16: Right.
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  Speaker 15: So it was one of the funnest things I've ever
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  Speaker 15: done because I got to interact with all these different
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  Speaker 15: families from all over the world, and mainly because Boise
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  Speaker 15: is a refugee center where people are come and so
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  Speaker 15: that was a lot of our families, if that makes sense, right. Okay,
• 16:36
  Speaker 15: So we go to this family's house and we're sitting
• 16:39
  Speaker 15: there for about twenty minutes asking them questions. We come in,
• 16:44
  Speaker 15: we sit down, we introduce ourselves. They give us tea
• 16:48
  Speaker 15: and cookies, and the twelve year old daughter is translating
• 16:52
  Speaker 15: for us because I think they were from Somalia, right,
• 16:58
  Speaker 15: And then I'm kind of like getting these weird like
• 17:02
  Speaker 15: looks from the mom and dad and and they're a
• 17:05
  Speaker 15: little bit confused, and twenty minutes in, I go, did
• 17:08
  Speaker 15: you guys apply to Habitat for Humanity for a house,
• 17:12
  Speaker 15: and they were like no cool on the inside, they
• 17:22
  Speaker 15: were so nice, and I had been in this situation
• 17:24
  Speaker 15: so many times.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: We would go.
• 17:26
  Speaker 15: They would give us tea and cookies and we would
• 17:29
  Speaker 15: sit and I often had a child translating or somebody
• 17:32
  Speaker 15: else translating, and so I'm like, okay, and then I'm
• 17:36
  Speaker 15: trying to explain who we are and like why we're there.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Wait, and you just went you went to the wrong house.
• 17:43
  Speaker 22: Yes, it was.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: This kind family let you in their house and you're
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: explaining to them the rules of living in their house.
• 17:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, we're interviewing them about how they want this habitat
• 17:57
  Speaker 15: for humanity house and what it was because it was
• 18:00
  Speaker 15: a big apartment complex. I remember the address was like
• 18:03
  Speaker 15: four sixty two or something, and come to find out
• 18:08
  Speaker 15: there was on the other side of the street was
• 18:11
  Speaker 15: the same number. So we just went to the wrong one.
• 18:16
  Speaker 15: So you guys, listen. The worst part is we leave
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: and then I'm at the other place for an hour,
• 18:23
  Speaker 15: and then I realized I don't have my keys, and
• 18:25
  Speaker 15: I'm like, oh my gosh, I love my keys. I
• 18:30
  Speaker 15: left my keys at the other place. And I'm like okay,
• 18:32
  Speaker 15: So I go back and they're still there and I
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: knock on the door and they're like, yep, here's your keys.
• 18:39
  Speaker 15: And I was like, I'm so sorry, and they also
• 18:42
  Speaker 15: immediately left after giving me my keys, and I just
• 18:47
  Speaker 15: died inside. I was like, these poor families has been
• 18:51
  Speaker 15: waiting for me to come back to give me my keys.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Jes, Yeah, well that is definitely a lot a lot
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: of confidence, wrong situation. Thank you, Jesse, thanks for sharing.
• 19:01
  Speaker 14: It with us.
• 19:02
  Speaker 15: You're welcome, everybody, Bye bye, You're welcome.
• 19:06
  Speaker 23: Bike.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Two names, four hosts, and a whole lot of fun eats,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: John Jay and.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Rich before we play this game, I just got a
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: DM that is so damn funny. Okay, John Jay. Do
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: you know the Hannah Montanna song rock Star Peyton View?
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I think that might be my favorite Hanna Montana tai
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Chie practicing snowboard Champion, I can fix a.
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: Flat on your car.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I might even be a rock stadt.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: She said a screenshot of those words to me, tai
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Chi practicing snowboard Champion, I could fix a flat on
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: your car, and she goes, I'm calling it now. Rich's
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: new hobby will be snowboarding. His life is a Hannah
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Montanna song.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: What's So Funny?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: As I remember having that song on my Handah Montana's
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: CD and my on my little radio in my room
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: when I was like in the fourth grade, and I
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: remembering like, what's tai Chie?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Well, now I know Rich is giving us all stuff
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: to fix our flat tire. Yeah, you're now every day
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: snowboarding is next.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I actually I am scared for that. I feel like
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: you might blow an easy.
• 20:08
  Speaker 23: Well.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: No, I have been snowboarding and I am no good
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: at it and that was a very painful trip down
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: the mountain.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I love that song.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Thank you, John Jay, Good morning, Sarah, Good morning.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You're gonna play a game for Breakaway Music Festival, right
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: and Nick is the most Yes, I am the host,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: but you guys are the ones that are performing. Marshmallow
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: will be at Breakaway Music Festival. How how much better
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: could it be if we just do a little chubby
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: bunny today? You guys, we're calling it Marshmallow for Marshmalloway,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody noticed. I came in here and
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I put cups beside each and every one of you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's true.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I have picked songs for you guys.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Cups full of marshmallows.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with John Jay. John Jay, I'm gonna
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: hand you this card. You're gonna stuff your face with
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: those marshmallows, and then Rich has to guess what song
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you're singing. Okay, We're going to go around the room,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and then finally, when it's Kyle's turned.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Sarah will be guessing. How many cars? Does it matter?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to be able to hear.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: We want to be able to hear you, but it
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: needs to be muffled. Okay, a marshmallows. There's specifics. They're specific, Yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: because they're they're like squears. Okay, okay, you're ready. Okay,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: here's your song.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this in.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Shove the marshmallows to my song, okay, and Rich has
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and Rich has to guess what what song it is.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: That's one marshmallow, one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Actually quite large.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: You're breaking John Jay's true marshmall. I'm not gonna eat him.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I have the trash can here, or he could spit
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: him in my mouth one of the other three. Okay,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: four marshmallows. Go ahead, John Jay, hit it you all
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: my far wall instantly regret this game. All right, one
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: point for Rich one because it was such a stellar performance.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Does Kyle use my left than Yeah, that's how that's
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: how this game works. Okay, Rich, your next Peyton. You're
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: gonna guess wether song Rich is singing?
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Rich?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Here's your song?
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I fear I might go doing this.
• 22:33
  Speaker 24: That's about that's about me? Look good one mars in
• 22:43
  Speaker 24: there one.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: More about me? I think you're a little off on
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: the tune.
• 22:56
  Speaker 24: Good Jo.
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: Marshalls just nailed it this game.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I've got a guess right, Yeah, Kyle, you're
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: gonna guess what. Okay, that's one, that's two, can get
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: one more? That's Three's no way?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Okay mm hmm.
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: Is justice biaver disgusting?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: You guys are nailing this.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Marshmallows way to go?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that was justin Bieber Baby, Uh it is
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Sarah's turned to guess what Kyle has? Kyle, if you
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: would like to start inserting the marshmallows, it sounded so gross.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: One really stuff in her cheeks.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: This is the best game I've ever seen play.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: So stupid.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Dentist have an oral surgery.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You're like you're with your Marshall replacement, criticized Kyle. That's
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: the third one. Oh my, she's going to do four.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: She's going to do four. Here we go.
• 24:33
  Speaker 14: Four.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Sarah, pay very close attention. Holy crap,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: your mouth open?
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: Why Sarah did you you have a guess for poor
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: Kyle over here?
• 25:13
  Speaker 16: How to make a song for sells Park?
• 25:14
  Speaker 12: I couldn't understand any words.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It is a song, pretty good? Can I have your lit?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Those marshmallows?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: And she's literally drooling right now, some marshmallows.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: We could sell those.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: I think try one more time, please, Sarah knew she
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: just wanted three times.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: I need to practice.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: They were a large marshals.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you were able to get all four
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: of those in methods. Milly, well done, Good job, Sarah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Good John, Sarah, you're going to the Breakaway Music Festival. Congratulations.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Hold on the line. You got it, j Rich. We
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: got what's called the drunk down line. You call six
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: h two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. You could
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: leave us voicemail. You can also download the free iHeartRadio
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: up and tap on the microphone and leave us what's
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: called a talkback Okay, here's a couple.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Hey, John dan Rich, it's my daughter's twenty first birthday,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: and we're leaving a voicemail.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: So we are just seemed cute calling him, just saying
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: hi and that we love you so much.
• 26:43
  Speaker 25: Husband kisses five.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Man. Happy birthday, Hey, Michelle and Raleigh.
• 26:52
  Speaker 26: Spiders Okay, Husband calls me downstairs. We have a two
• 26:57
  Speaker 26: story house, the bottom parts of He tells me, look
• 27:01
  Speaker 26: up at the bottom of the stairs. I look up,
• 27:04
  Speaker 26: and y'all, the spider could have covered my face.
• 27:07
  Speaker 11: It was huge.
• 27:09
  Speaker 15: At all I could do was stand there and go.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Bye, y'all have a good day.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: No closure on that. We need closure.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Probably passed out.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, scary spiders are really scary. You know. There
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: was that we were and my wife and I were
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: in the hot tub and the bee was flying by
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: her and she and I go, hey, there's a bee
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: by you. And she's like, I'll break down. And then
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: she threw water on it and it landed on the thing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I go, oh, we gotta you, gotta let it go.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I've heard how important bees are, right, And then she
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: goes shoot and she pushes it into the pool and
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: she goes, well, now, it's got to learn how to swim,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: she says. I'm like, and I'm like, we gotta save
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: that bee. So I freaking jump in the pool with
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: a leaf. Yeah, be on a leaf, and I'm like,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: treaddy water, take it to the edge. And I also
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: got to make sure it doesn't bite me. So I'm like, oh,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: oh lo or sting me. So I'm gonna swim over
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: and I put it down and then and it like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I wait, blow on it, and then it takes off
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: and it flew off.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Felt that bee doesn't feel like a blast furnace on
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: the hope the b knows I saved this life.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I know how important it is.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I know it's see in our house.
• 28:11
  Speaker 19: Whenever you save a bee in the pool, now you
• 28:13
  Speaker 19: have good be karma. So the next time you're around bees,
• 28:15
  Speaker 19: they won't sting you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I always heard that, like if a bee dies or
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: you kill a bee, that it like lets out in
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: aroma and then it tells like it's be brothers and
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: sisters to come and mess you up.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's a thing about bees, how extremely important
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: they are more than ever. In fact, my friend Greg
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: is uh baby mama is a very very well known
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: professor at ASU that studies at Oh really there's something
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: like big time how.
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: True this is?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: But I saw something on Instagram, so, like I said,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know how true it is.
• 28:46
  Speaker 19: But in Australia they're actually studying b venom as a
• 28:50
  Speaker 19: form of like cancer treatment for breast cancer.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Well that makes sense because they've studied scorpion venom for that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Save the bees, Save the bees.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I wonder what if for fun guys, I called Greg?
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I talked to him about his baby mama.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Gregor, here's hot I'll take for you. I think bees
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: are precious wasps though the a holes up, the they're
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: kind of they're kind of rude.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all this trivia is unlie nine you think it'll work,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: because it won't work.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: Hello, this is Greg Batterson.
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: All right, mister call please give a message to tell him.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I'm calling you on my phone. Who died? I'm trying
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: to call you on the air. Can you pick up?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to call you on my in the studio.
• 29:51
  Speaker 13: Somebody he died, But like what if somebody actually dies?
• 30:01
  Speaker 13: That would i'd tex?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Does he have that block where you can't have like
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: a non numbers call you?
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: How do you not call him?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Nice? Nice? Hey? I was just talking about how long
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: story short, But I saved a bee that was in
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: our pool because I heard bees are really important and
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: that I remember. I remember that I believe in and
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: for lack of a better phrase, your baby mama is
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: a big week. Is a big week in the bee world?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Am I right?
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: A bee?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Can you explain what she does?
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: So?
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: She is a brilliant mathematician and a scientist. She has
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: a PhD in applied mathematics, and she's using all that
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: knowledge to try and stop b colony collapse, which means
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: that the large colonies of bees where critical to everything
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: we eat wor old sixty of the food we eat
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: requires polonization, and these big bee colonies are collapsing and
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: they're trying to find out why and how to keep
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: the bees from bleeding the earth.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: See. So please tell your baby mama you're welcome.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: What about that truck a few weeks ago that like
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: had a million bees in the South that turned over
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: and all the bees just got released. Did you hear
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: about that?
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: I didn't. That sounds good though, That's good.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: So please tell your baby mama You're welcome, Jon Javans
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: to be here. You're welcome.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: So this is this is the point of interest for
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: you guys, the colonies and how these are helpful.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I just was telling this story about how I saved
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the bee, and then I was as I was telling,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I remember that you were somehow be related.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: I thought you were going to tell a different bee story,
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: but I'm not sure it's appropriate for the you know,
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: radio audience. Remember when as was in the pool and
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: you were screaming about a beee the French, the French
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: exchange student. No, she was definitely afraid of bees and allergic.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: I don't to be kind of like, you know, she
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: had her top off on the back but still covered.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I don't. I don't remember that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I don't remember one. But that's a great.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: This is complete. Yes, you do remember that was a
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: great day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: So what happened? I said, there's a bee?
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: And then she stood up and and she like freaked
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: out and jumped up, and then we were just both giggling.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Is this tenth grade or younger? Older?
• 32:36
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: I think it was like seventh or eighth grade.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: That's good stuff. Where's Oje?
• 32:41
  Speaker 14: Now I have no idea we should reach out, is
• 32:45
  Speaker 14: she oni.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Jolie, that would be great. No, I swear on my life,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I don't remember An. I don't remember that. I swear. Wow,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I know, brother, I'll talk to you later. I remember
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: so many name Ounch. I don't remember An. I remember
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: what she talking about. He does have a lot. He
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: has this like history where he brings up like I
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: think he was with other people.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Got a good memory.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Then maybe I think you're.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Starting to forget things like Yle I would remember that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I thought I would remember a guy whipping.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Up right by you, though. I think I would remember
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: like being a teenager and seeing Bress for the first time.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: He said it was your first time.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: He didn't say it was the first time.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Or we're seeing Breass as a teenager, I would remember.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think that the only Brest I can remember
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: seeing as a teenager. Just to let you know, it
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: was my anner seat. I walked in on her and
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: she had her top off, and I was mortified. Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: See, this is what's wrong with your brain. As you
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: remember that, but you don't remember. That's why, that's why
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: you need to have your brains steady to get.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I swear on my life, I don't remember that story
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and I didn't know where he was going with the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: teal was like, my god, on my rolodex and re memories, Like,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: what's he talking about. There's lots of other things that
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: have happened that were horrible that he could have said,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: but he didn't. Anyway, good talk. That's the drunk down line,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: John Jaye Rich first day the picks, You.
• 34:00
  Speaker 12: Got one, Braden, I do, Yeah, I'm fairly certain I
• 34:04
  Speaker 12: gave a girl. I went on a date with the ick.
• 34:09
  Speaker 12: Basically we went out to dinner and I unfortunately suffered
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: from chronic nose leads, so I just thought something must
• 34:20
  Speaker 12: have been happening that night. I guess because I kept
• 34:23
  Speaker 12: getting them, and by the third one I just had
• 34:26
  Speaker 12: to call it off.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Dad.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: And also I feel her because like, hm, you're in
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: tripping blood at the date.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: No.
• 34:35
  Speaker 12: I definitely understand why.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: What a bummer out though, because you can't control it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Does anything in particular bring it on? Were you stressed
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: out or what usually causes.
• 34:46
  Speaker 12: Like he's in the bathroom right normally just just a
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: certain certain barometric pressure. I don't know, Man, it's.
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: Crazy, Okay.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: So I thought we were gonna get calls from people
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: that were saying, you know, this person did something and
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: icked me out. You're you're the person. You can admit
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: you're the ick like you're I mean, it's right. So
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you're on a date, you get a chronic nosebleed and
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: and she now ghosts you. It's kind of sad because
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: you think I would think that there's a medical answer
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: to that, like more zinc or something or iron or
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: what is blood? There must be there must be something
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: that you could take for that. I have to don't,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: right or I mean, or is that something you have
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: a disease? It's something a disease, right, No? Yeah, yeah,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: you know, like there's a condition, right, anemia or something
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: like something like that, because I know people that get
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: nosebleeds a lot, but I don't know if it's chronic
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: or it could be the air the outage is near.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: You gotta dry nose, you know, maybe African can help you.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: No spray careful that they say it's addicting, but I've
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: been doing it every day for ten years. All right, Braden, Well,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: thanks for sharing that dick.
• 35:56
  Speaker 12: Thank you?
• 35:57
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Poor guy, Hayley, you have a dating dick a first date?
• 36:00
  Speaker 23: I sure do.
• 36:02
  Speaker 15: This was crazy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 27: So I talked to this guy on an online dating app.
• 36:06
  Speaker 27: We met for the first time at just middle of
• 36:09
  Speaker 27: the day lunch, totally cool, and a few minutes into
• 36:13
  Speaker 27: the conversation after he got to know me a little bit,
• 36:16
  Speaker 27: he looks me straight dead in the eyes and goes,
• 36:19
  Speaker 27: you would be abducted, And of course I was like,
• 36:23
  Speaker 27: I'm sorry what And come to find out that he
• 36:26
  Speaker 27: was a doomsday prepper and because he found out that
• 36:29
  Speaker 27: I had skills by being in the medical profession and
• 36:33
  Speaker 27: a veteran, he went off about how my skills would
• 36:37
  Speaker 27: get me abducted because everybody would want to keep me
• 36:40
  Speaker 27: as part of their like post apocalyptic.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Get away. For a guy like that, that is a compliment. Probably,
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Oh you get abduct you get stolen into this. If
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: you're her, it's definitely anick oh for sure, for sure,
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: Like are you.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Trying to abduct me?
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: So crazy?
• 36:58
  Speaker 16: That's what I thought.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: I was like, I you nervous, Yeah, because you know
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: he's making a list of people he's going to take.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: So how did it end? Did he walk you to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: your car to your house in the dark. No.
• 37:09
  Speaker 27: Luckily, it was the middle of the day and I
• 37:12
  Speaker 27: was trying to get out of there. He kept ordering
• 37:14
  Speaker 27: cups of coffee, y'all. It went forever there, but I
• 37:18
  Speaker 27: never looked back and never called him again.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Good move.
• 37:21
  Speaker 27: I don't think he knows where I live.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Good Thanks Haley, thanks for sharing that with us. Thank you, Carly.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: You've got a dating story.
• 37:30
  Speaker 23: Yes they do.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 37:33
  Speaker 23: Oh, okay, So this was probably about five or six
• 37:37
  Speaker 23: years ago. But I went on a date, met somebody
• 37:40
  Speaker 23: for the first time off of a dating app, and
• 37:43
  Speaker 23: the conversation was just pretty bizarre, and somehow he got
• 37:47
  Speaker 23: on the topic of what he eats, and he told
• 37:49
  Speaker 23: me he's a pretty picky eater and the every day
• 37:52
  Speaker 23: at work for lunch, eats toast for lunch, which I
• 37:56
  Speaker 23: thought was kind of bizarre. But he went on to
• 37:58
  Speaker 23: tell me that is very stressful and the toast is
• 38:02
  Speaker 23: comforting to him, and that for the last five or
• 38:06
  Speaker 23: six years he's been eating toast for lunch, and that
• 38:10
  Speaker 23: for the last year or so he'd been putting salad
• 38:13
  Speaker 23: dressing on his toast. So I asked him, you know,
• 38:17
  Speaker 23: why are you using salad dressing and he said, well,
• 38:20
  Speaker 23: one day I ran out of butter, and I decided
• 38:22
  Speaker 23: I liked it, And I asked him if he ever
• 38:25
  Speaker 23: switches it up, and he told me that he basically
• 38:28
  Speaker 23: switches out the bread sometimes and then sometimes he uses
• 38:32
  Speaker 23: creamy Italian and sometimes it's creamy Caesar. So it just
• 38:37
  Speaker 23: was really weird. And I mean, he talked about it
• 38:39
  Speaker 23: for so long, but I actually ended up recording it
• 38:42
  Speaker 23: on my voice app, and I actually looked at it
• 38:45
  Speaker 23: yesterday and I was like, oh my gosh. It was
• 38:47
  Speaker 23: just the conversation kept continuing, It's really weird.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Is it Crystal Clear?
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Can we have that voice app? Can we play it? I?
• 38:56
  Speaker 23: Probably, but I don't know how to do it while
• 38:59
  Speaker 23: I'm on the phone. I can send it to you
• 39:01
  Speaker 23: probably and you're in box or something.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be funny, is it Crystal Clear? Like
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you hear him saying, well, you know, let's just like toast.
• 39:09
  Speaker 23: Yeah, And actually, I mean I was kind of leading
• 39:11
  Speaker 23: the questions because I went on for so long, but
• 39:15
  Speaker 23: I exactly went on for so long that I, you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 23: was like, okay, tell me again, how did this happen?
• 39:21
  Speaker 23: And he was just like, oh, you know, and then
• 39:24
  Speaker 23: he just said, I get so stressed out and Mike
• 39:26
  Speaker 23: needs toast, and he referred to himself in the third person. Wow,
• 39:30
  Speaker 23: So yeah, so yeah, I just don't know how to
• 39:33
  Speaker 23: get it off my phone.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: So I'm not that kind of logical, but I kind
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: of kn't now as you kind of roll it out,
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: if you're doing like Caesar on toast, wouldn't it taste
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: a little like a crouton from a Caesar salad.
• 39:45
  Speaker 23: I'm not totally against would no. I mean I wouldn't either.
• 39:50
  Speaker 23: It's just the fact that he eats it every day,
• 39:52
  Speaker 23: and he told me he eats it about five or
• 39:53
  Speaker 23: six times during the work day, so and it helps
• 39:57
  Speaker 23: with his anxiety for some reason. So, but you know,
• 40:01
  Speaker 23: I'm I'm a speech pathologist. So I was kind of
• 40:03
  Speaker 23: trying to like get to the bottom of what was
• 40:06
  Speaker 23: going on with him, And at one point he knew
• 40:09
  Speaker 23: that I was a speech pathologist, but he told me
• 40:12
  Speaker 23: that he didn't understand why I needed an advanced degree,
• 40:16
  Speaker 23: that you know, anybody could do speech pathology. So I
• 40:20
  Speaker 23: kind of felt like I was talking to one of
• 40:21
  Speaker 23: my students the whole time.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: It was just strange, Okay, I have an idea. Okay,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I have an idea. Yes, what if we hang up
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: with you, you send us the audio and then we'll
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: call you back, okay and play it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 23: Oh gosh, Okay, let's.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Just hopefully or if it doesn't work out, we won't.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: If we can't get it, we can't figure out behind
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: the scenes, then we'll just let it go. But if
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: it does, we will call you back immediately. So everyone
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: listening right now, I can hear him talk about Toast.
• 40:45
  Speaker 23: Okay, okay, so good a right, Okay, hang.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: On real quick, you guys.
• 40:50
  Speaker 23: So should I just try to send it to your Instagram?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: No, hold on right now, but we'll give you a
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: private number. Hold on for one second, Carly. Okay, and
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: by the way, I thought a good mic drop for you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: After your date you get a you know what this
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: relationship is, Toast and then you walk out.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, right, well, and also.
• 41:04
  Speaker 23: His name is Mike, so mic drop right, my drop
• 41:09
  Speaker 23: damn yeah Toast?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Carl, hold on, hold on, you gotta hear
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: this voicema hold on, hold on, we'll get into it next.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. Good news. Carly sent us
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: the audio. Carly, we got the audio. It worked okay,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: but here's the thing. No one's heard it yet, even Nick.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: You send it to Nick and Nick put it right up.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: So we're about to play it so quick. Recap Carly's
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: itch when she went on a first date with the
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: guy and the Holly did was talk about toast and
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: then she took the phone and hit voice notes and this,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: and you could you couldn't believe it. Right then you
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: just started leading him down the path talking about.
• 41:45
  Speaker 23: Toast, right, yes, exactly. I'm kind of You can kind
• 41:48
  Speaker 23: of hear me laughing, and I feel bad.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: But not to laugh. Actually, okay, let's here we go.
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: Here we go today.
• 41:53
  Speaker 26: I'm like, trail mix, and then what else do you
• 41:56
  Speaker 26: snack on besides the okay, trail mix and toast?
• 41:59
  Speaker 10: And how many time dating with the toast?
• 42:02
  Speaker 28: A long?
• 42:05
  Speaker 25: So it will be like, are you kind of stressed out?
• 42:09
  Speaker 22: I've got kind of a high.
• 42:11
  Speaker 28: Stressed job, okay, but.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: I kind of like it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 10: Okay, so when I get stressed out, I said, right,
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: needs toast.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: That is so funny.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: That's another quote for a tea shirt.
• 42:36
  Speaker 16: Toast.
• 42:44
  Speaker 23: I was telling Dylan that it's I mean, I was
• 42:46
  Speaker 23: in the dating world for a long time. Thank god,
• 42:48
  Speaker 23: I'm no longer. That was just a mild I've had
• 42:52
  Speaker 23: so many other experiences too.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: When you say no longer in the dating world, you've
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: found somebody or you just gave up.
• 42:59
  Speaker 23: I did no, I no, I did not give up.
• 43:01
  Speaker 23: I actually found someone. I'm engaged. We've engaged for a
• 43:07
  Speaker 23: couple of years. And yeah, I mean Mike was in
• 43:11
  Speaker 23: my rear view mirror for like seven years. Already.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Good, I'm glad that's old real quick. So what's the
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: worst ache you said you have? Bad? What's a really
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: bad ache you had?
• 43:18
  Speaker 23: Oh, I don't know if it's suitable for radio so.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: We could believe it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 23: Let me just put it this way that I had
• 43:24
  Speaker 23: to google out of terms when I was getting messages
• 43:27
  Speaker 23: from people things I had never heard of before. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 23: did get a lot of people that were into There
• 43:34
  Speaker 23: was somebody into Christian domestic discipline. I don't know if
• 43:36
  Speaker 23: you've ever heard of that.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: We need you to go on to cover. We need
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: to go to cover find out that is well.
• 43:45
  Speaker 23: I finally said these people as one person, I said,
• 43:47
  Speaker 23: I don't understand, like, there's nothing in my profile that
• 43:50
  Speaker 23: indicates this is what I want. So what is it about?
• 43:53
  Speaker 23: Me that made you choose me? And he said, well,
• 43:55
  Speaker 23: you're really tiny and I could put you over my
• 43:57
  Speaker 23: knee and spank you.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: So I literally just googled it.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: And the first thing says it's when the husband spanked
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: their wives.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Wow. You didn't follow up with.
• 44:06
  Speaker 23: That, absolutely, oh no, And I asked him about it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 23: He said that he was in another relationship and his
• 44:12
  Speaker 23: wife ex wife used to make goals for herself. So,
• 44:15
  Speaker 23: for example, she had a goal for going to the gym,
• 44:18
  Speaker 23: you know, four or five times a week, and if
• 44:20
  Speaker 23: she didn't meet the goal, then he would put her
• 44:22
  Speaker 23: over his knee and let her choose like what she
• 44:25
  Speaker 23: wanted to be disciplined with. And I was like, I'm out.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why Wow.
• 44:31
  Speaker 23: There are Pinterest pages?
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: No way, Wow, there are.
• 44:36
  Speaker 25: Kyle didn't get a resolutions yea, rich you better tee
• 44:46
  Speaker 25: you're getting all my lap?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: All right, All right, Card, you're amazing, You're amazing. Thank you.
• 44:53
  Speaker 23: Listence the rest of the boys mill when you have time,
• 44:55
  Speaker 23: because it goes even crazier.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe put that on a podcast.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Is a really good interviewer on the spot.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: It's amazing, amazing, really good, Card.
• 45:05
  Speaker 23: Best, I mean, I do it for a living, so
• 45:06
  Speaker 23: it'd be an occupational hazard if I couldn't communicate.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you're really communicator. Thank you, thanks for calling in.
• 45:13
  Speaker 15: Thank you so much.
• 45:14
  Speaker 23: You're welcome. I love you guys, and I've been listening
• 45:16
  Speaker 23: to you since the beginning, so thanks for having me on.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Send your it to John Jay and Rich anytime.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: We only hope you called the show as much as
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Mike eats toast. It's John Jay and Rich. That's awesome.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're here. As the person who currently
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: occupies your attention. I would like to thank you for
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: listening to John Jay and Rich. It's time for celebrity
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: who said that? Already for this without the two celebrity
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: who said that, Diana, Good morning.
• 45:54
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, Diana. This game moves fast and furious, and you
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: have to listen very cool closely. John Jay, we begin
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: with you. Please tell me what celebrity.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Said this, like you slap my butt now, I'll you know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: he goes you try to slap my number to say no.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruises.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: John Jay on the board, Rich who said this.
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: I've had every dream in my life come true.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I have to say Jo Jay steel.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: That's no for the steel. Yeah, that was Oprah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, I tell you might win an award for
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: the most of.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: You were joking.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: No, I really thought that sounded like him. Huh.
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: Plead again, I've had every dream in my life come true.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: I have to say, well, no, it does sound like
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: it also sounds like bru Mar to me.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Now interesting, No, one's day back there. He's having a
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: heart attack.
• 46:47
  Speaker 10: Okay, uh, and you're up.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I think closure is coming. That's day I'm talking about
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: you forty season three correct.
• 46:55
  Speaker 19: All right, Diana, now you get a fuel for the game.
• 46:57
  Speaker 19: Listen closely and tell me which celebrity said this.
• 47:01
  Speaker 18: I'm so excited to be producing this with Elle and Dakota.
• 47:05
  Speaker 20: She's an incredible actress and people are gonna really be
• 47:08
  Speaker 20: blown away when they see you.
• 47:12
  Speaker 23: I'm gonna go with I was gonna say Bensim boom,
• 47:16
  Speaker 23: but obviously that's not Bensimo.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: It is a female, not Oprah, not Oprah. No, that
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: was Paris Hilton.
• 47:30
  Speaker 19: But you do have a chance to redeem yourself in
• 47:32
  Speaker 19: round two. All of the points double in this round,
• 47:34
  Speaker 19: so don't worry. John Jay is on the board with
• 47:37
  Speaker 19: two points. He begins round two with this celebrity.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: From Dawn, I think people know the truth. What there's
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: two voices there?
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: No, No, that is one person.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Can I hear it again?
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Sure?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: From Dawn. I think people want to know the true
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Holy smoke.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Chris Hemsworth incorrect, John Jay, that is Hulk Hogan documentary
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: that it doesn't.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Dead all right?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Rich vera round two, which celebrity said.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: This, she dropped it now that she doesn't need it, Honey,
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: I haven't been needing it for a while.
• 48:17
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: I think this is the toughest clip in the entire game.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: But I figured you could handle this.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: It's somebody with an East Coast accident. Sounded like Wendy
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: Williams to me, my first guest, I'm going to go
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: with Wendy Williams.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Incorrect. Anyone for the steal, didn't think so. It's Kimora Lee.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Is gone.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: She is just.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Get it right?
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Sorry, Rich, you are also out. Go sit in the
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: pen with John Jay Peyton.
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: You're up. You all need to get out more.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: We all need to get out more. That is Hunter Schaeffer.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: It's not I'm not Nick throwing random first.
• 49:01
  Speaker 19: That's what his Rich Rich is really good at this,
• 49:04
  Speaker 19: so I give him the most challenging ones because he
• 49:07
  Speaker 19: likes a good brain buster.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: No, that was Sabrina Carpenter.
• 49:11
  Speaker 19: Sabrina Carpenter, and that was her reaction to everyone's reaction
• 49:15
  Speaker 19: about her controversial album cover. I didn't telling her y'all
• 49:19
  Speaker 19: need to get out more. Okay, Diana, it looks like
• 49:22
  Speaker 19: John J. Richar and Payton have made round two quite
• 49:24
  Speaker 19: easy for you to take this. This is worth of
• 49:27
  Speaker 19: five points. Please listen very closely and tell me which
• 49:31
  Speaker 19: celebrity said this.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Hey there, it's Ryan Renolds fan. It's time to say
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: goodbye to Big Cable.
• 49:35
  Speaker 16: Oh my goodness, Ryan Reynolds.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: With five points.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Diana has one celebrity.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go see Benson Boone. Congratulations, thanks for listening.
• 49:49
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: There's a TEXTA just came in. Rich just so confidently
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: saying Bruno Mars during the celebrity Oprah Cliff was the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: damn funniest thing I've heard all week.
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: Also sounds like Bruno Mars.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: I was like waiting for you to guess again because
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I thought I thought you were joking.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: When doesn't Bruno have that kind of same kind of
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: husky voice wait.
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: I've had every dream in my life.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I have to say until what she says, I have
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: to say.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: That's when you can hear Oprah like, oh yeah yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Please email our management at your Mom at iHeartRadio dot
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: your mom dot com.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: It's John, Jay and Rich. All Right, So something happened
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: last weekend or over the weekend happened on the show,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: and then I got a DM from Amy about it,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: and it made me think about something we have to
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: do on the air. Amy's out the line, but first
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: here's what we're gonna get into. How'd you use a fork?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Because that Brady's got a fork story.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Everybody's got After Amy's DM, I realized everyone's got a
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: fork story?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Day.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: What's your fork story? Amy? Good morning?
• 50:56
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 50:57
  Speaker 18: So randomly we had like a picture and I was
• 51:03
  Speaker 18: like fixing it, and when I fixed it, I noticed
• 51:05
  Speaker 18: that there was like these four prongs, like these little
• 51:08
  Speaker 18: dots that were in the wall. And my little brother
• 51:11
  Speaker 18: he was just mischievous and he had like an airsoft gun.
• 51:14
  Speaker 18: He like put a hole in my mom's brand new
• 51:16
  Speaker 18: fridge one time. So I thought this was like something
• 51:19
  Speaker 18: that my brother did and he's trying to cover it up.
• 51:21
  Speaker 18: So I go to my mom because like I'm the
• 51:23
  Speaker 18: oldest and I like to tat to tell because I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 18: petty like that. And she's like, well, what actually happened
• 51:28
  Speaker 18: was you're a stepfather and I were having a conversation
• 51:33
  Speaker 18: and he pissed me.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Off, and she threw a fork at him, and he
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: dodged it.
• 51:37
  Speaker 18: And it went probably about fifty feet and landed straight
• 51:40
  Speaker 18: into the wall.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Work in his forehead like a ninja.
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: And after seeing that, I was like, after reading your
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: at text or your DM, I was like, man, that's
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: exactly a Kyle story, except it hit before him.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't do it. I just actually just stabbed it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Oh you clus, it's more violent every time had more
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: hostile back then with your long arms you got, he
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: couldn't stop it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: He could have been in the backyard and she could
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: have got in her arms side.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Amy. Everyone's got a fork story, ever,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: but he's got a fork story.
• 52:17
  Speaker 18: Everyone has to have a fork story. I mean, it's
• 52:20
  Speaker 18: just it's the thing. It's easy to grab insteady throw grab.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, Amy, I have a great day.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, but eight seven seven nine four
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: seven because Kyle's story, and then Peyton your story, because
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: that's what happened. Was it was like your story. You
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: threw it your sister.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: she threw a fork at me and it hit my
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: forehead right in the middle.
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: Really yeah.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: And then rich you said you have as I do.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: And Stacy is my witness for this. I don't think
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: that I get really mad at a bunch of things.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: But one thing that I find myself always being hostile
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: at is really bad phone customer service. And I had
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: had a credit card stolen, and I'm going through all
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: these charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: sure you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: And I take this fork because I'm eating. I chuck
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: it across the room with my left hand as hard
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: as I can. And the mystery is that we have
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: never found that fork to this day. It has just
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: gone somewhere. I've looked under couches, I've looked at walls.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: I don't know where the fork went. But I lost
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: my ish through a fork. Still don't know where it is,
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: somewhere in the middle of my kitchen and family room.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: What's your fork story eight seven, seven, nine three seven
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: one oh four seven. I've never told this or my
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: fok story is not exciting, but I do have a
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: fork storte. I mean, it's a fourk story. It's a
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: four story. So I went to when I was like,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I just got out of college and I got my
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: first job. Long story short. I was seeing a therapist,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: right but I called him a success coach. He was
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: supposed to make me successful. And I was sitting like
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: on a couch like you would with a shrink, and
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: he wants me to write down my earliest childhood memory.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: And I remember, this is like my earliest childhood memory.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I remember getting out a blue tricycle and I lived
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: in Tucson on thirtieth Street and twenty ninth Street was
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: the really busy street. I remember getting on my tricycle
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: and I'm riding my bike on my tricycle by myself,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: and I'm going around the block and I'm going and
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I find a fork and I pick it up like
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: it's treasure. I couldn't believe. I was like, I held
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: it in my hand and I remember driving home, riding
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: my tricycle home with a fork, and I brought it
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: home and my mom was like, what do a fork?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: And it was like dirty, so she threw it away
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: and it was my treasure. That's like my earliest memory.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: It's not an exciting story, but I have a fork story,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: much like.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: The Little Mermaid.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Your fork that happened a little more fork?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Who's a dingle hopper?
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 54:41
  Speaker 12: What?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, that's just her.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: She thinks it's a brush.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Like I've never seen Little moview many things. John Jay,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: You're just like the Little Mermaid. Alright eight seven, seven,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: nine three seven, one oh four seven. We want to
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: hear your fork story. That is next with John Jay
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: and Rich.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You've got questions and we have four unqualified people to
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: give you answers.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. Everybody's got a fork story. Tom,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: what's your fork story?
• 55:11
  Speaker 23: Hey, good morning?
• 55:12
  Speaker 22: Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll never forget for
• 55:14
  Speaker 22: the rest of my days. I was a freshman in
• 55:17
  Speaker 22: high school working in a dietary department at a retirement home.
• 55:22
  Speaker 22: I was serving a gentleman retired veteran and we didn't
• 55:26
  Speaker 22: have the right kind of insure for him. I only
• 55:28
  Speaker 22: had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I kept trying
• 55:32
  Speaker 22: to in since we ate, we don't have any. Stabbed
• 55:34
  Speaker 22: me with the fork.
• 55:35
  Speaker 28: Oh my god, in my thigh.
• 55:42
  Speaker 22: Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg.
• 55:43
  Speaker 20: It was bleeding out a little bit.
• 55:45
  Speaker 22: I went back. They cleaned it up, and they're like, hey.
• 55:48
  Speaker 28: Get back to work.
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: Dang.
• 55:52
  Speaker 22: So some I'll forget or I won't forget for the
• 55:55
  Speaker 22: rest of my life.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: You got like four little marks on your leg or
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: five little marks?
• 56:00
  Speaker 28: No, I've still got yep. I got you left on.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: There all right, Tom, Thanks brother, Amanda. Everybody's got a
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: fork story. What's yours?
• 56:08
  Speaker 16: So we went to Westgate for a friend of ours
• 56:12
  Speaker 16: fortieth birthday. A male and an ex girlfriend of his
• 56:18
  Speaker 16: showed up, and the new girlfriend did not take too
• 56:21
  Speaker 16: kindly to this. And the one that's like evening when
• 56:25
  Speaker 16: we were out there, we were at dinner and I
• 56:27
  Speaker 16: jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
• 56:31
  Speaker 16: always shank her in the bathroom, like with a fork,
• 56:34
  Speaker 16: And the next thing I know, they both kind of
• 56:38
  Speaker 16: like at separate times, went to the restroom and the
• 56:41
  Speaker 16: ex girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed
• 56:45
  Speaker 16: it to our friend whose birthday it was, and he
• 56:47
  Speaker 16: was like, your girlfriend just handed this to me in
• 56:49
  Speaker 16: the bathroom and asked if I could bring it back
• 56:50
  Speaker 16: to the table. And I just thought it was so funny.
• 56:55
  Speaker 16: And she and I, like the new girlfriend and I
• 56:57
  Speaker 16: became such good friends. I actually have a pair of
• 57:00
  Speaker 16: fork ear rings that I'm wearing today that reminds me
• 57:04
  Speaker 16: of her always. So when you guys said that, I
• 57:07
  Speaker 16: was like, oh my god, I'm wearing my fork earrings today.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: That is perfect. That is a perfect story.
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Wow, chance she's wearing her right, I.
• 57:18
  Speaker 16: Put them on this morning and I was like, no, way,
• 57:21
  Speaker 16: Like that's perfect.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and stab her, right, she didn't hand
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: you the fork back, you know she'd blood up.
• 57:29
  Speaker 15: He didn't.
• 57:29
  Speaker 12: She ran Yeah, no, she ran into her in the bathroom.
• 57:32
  Speaker 15: She's like, oh, here, could you just take this back.
• 57:34
  Speaker 14: To the table for me?
• 57:35
  Speaker 15: And the other girl had no idea what she was.
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: It was just so funny.
• 57:38
  Speaker 16: When she came back, I.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god, that's so clever. Well, thanks
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: for calling in you. Everyone's got a fork story, right,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your fork story?
• 57:49
  Speaker 23: So?
• 57:49
  Speaker 20: What my daughter, she's sixteen now, but when she was
• 57:52
  Speaker 20: like nine, we were on vacation in California and San
• 57:55
  Speaker 20: Diego and she just she wanted to bring this sqork
• 57:59
  Speaker 20: with her on vacation and it just kept popping up
• 58:02
  Speaker 20: and she's just like, I just feel like we need
• 58:05
  Speaker 20: to bring this fork with us, Like I have this
• 58:07
  Speaker 20: core memory of us walking back from the beach to
• 58:09
  Speaker 20: where we parked and I found the fork in one
• 58:13
  Speaker 20: of the pockets of the strollers, and she's like, I
• 58:15
  Speaker 20: just I feel like we need to have it. And
• 58:18
  Speaker 20: I'm like, okay, what does she know? Is this premonition?
• 58:21
  Speaker 20: Like are we gonna need to like protect ourselves with
• 58:24
  Speaker 20: this sport? It was so random, and I just texted
• 58:28
  Speaker 20: her I wish she was in the car and he
• 58:30
  Speaker 20: dropped her off and I was wondering if I was
• 58:32
  Speaker 20: wondering if she remembered it and what she recalled, like
• 58:36
  Speaker 20: what was her thought process? Was an anxiety?
• 58:39
  Speaker 18: Was it just oh my gosh.
• 58:42
  Speaker 20: It was so random, but we all supported her in it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 27: We're like, okay, you can.
• 58:47
  Speaker 20: Bring the fork.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: fork story, not the violent kind we've been taking. We'll
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa. What's up? Gerald?
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: Was John J.
• 59:00
  Speaker 28: Riche when I was a kid. So when I was
• 59:04
  Speaker 28: a kid, me and my neighbor got into a fight
• 59:06
  Speaker 28: in my backyard and there was a barbecue you know,
• 59:10
  Speaker 28: those those barbecue forks, the two prunk. So I chucked it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 28: I chucked it at him and it hit and it
• 59:18
  Speaker 28: and it literally hid his nose and stuck. But he
• 59:21
  Speaker 28: didn't stab his eyes and you know the side where
• 59:23
  Speaker 28: your nose and your eyes are, and it stood right
• 59:25
  Speaker 28: there on his nose and everything. And he was like,
• 59:28
  Speaker 28: what the I'm like, dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude,
• 59:31
  Speaker 28: it's just like it caught my nose, stop before it
• 59:35
  Speaker 28: went into my eyes.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: That's a perfect shot.
• 59:38
  Speaker 28: Oh yeah, No, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
• 59:42
  Speaker 28: it freaked me out because I was trying to get
• 59:46
  Speaker 28: hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
• 59:49
  Speaker 28: like and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
• 59:54
  Speaker 28: look it's stocks and I and it literally caught the
• 59:56
  Speaker 28: bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes, right,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 28: you know, with the corner of your eyes are And yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 28: I got I got yelled at.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Sure you know I don't do that.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 28: Yeah, my mom and dad and his parents like, no
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 28: more nights playing.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: When I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decoration, decorations,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: decorations more but a fascinations. You get decorations the Savers,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: you get decorations, fascinations digcorated and getting you said Savers,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: getting a decorations for apartment. She was my cousin. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: found a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I still have it today, and it's moved with me
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: over the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: a giant spoon. There's another text. When I was younger,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: my best friend lived with me. My mom would make
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: chicken and rice. I always would give my best friend
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: my chicken, and I would always take her rice. One
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: night I went to get the rice off her plate.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: She thought I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: me with a forge of my thigh. Everyone's got at
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: you come for the John Jay and Ridge. But let's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: be honest. If you stay for Kyle and Peyton, it's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Ridge. All right. Nick Nicks the host
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: this game, Katrina, Good morning, Good morning, Katrina. You're playing
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: for some Teddy Swims tickets.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You guys were playing Noise Machine today. I like the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: theme my games. We've got Teddy Swims tickets. So the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: theme is things that swim. Love it, things that swim,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: things in water. Okay, we're gonna start things off with
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: John Jay.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: I want to say, that sounds to me like Teddy Swims. No,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: that must be a dolphin or a whale, or a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: seal or a Walris Walris. You're gonna go with Walras Walris.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, John Jay. That's incorrect, and it's very close.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: It is something that likes to swim. It's a sea turtle.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 26: That's the sound.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: That's a very noise you know it.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 29: Now, Okay, moving on, Rich Barra, Well, I mean that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 29: sounds like a dinosaur, and you would put a dinosaur
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 29: on there.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Okay, but maybe that is a one of those pigmy hippos.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Cute little pigmy.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Hippo, pigmy hippo. Okay, that's also a good guess.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's wrong us of course, guys, it's an alligator.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I be so scared if I heard that noise.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: Don't go around that like.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: The alligator at the Phoenix Zoo the first time I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: took my daughter there and she was like two, and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: it came out of the water and made that noise,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: and she will not She's now.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: You got to see that because my entire life going
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: to the zoo the alligators or was just chilling. It
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: is terrifying, like the deck. Sure, yeah, it was crazy. Uh, anyway,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: we'll move on now.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Nobody on the board just yet. Peyton, that is one
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: hundred in inter Yes, Oh.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: You should an idiot.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: You should guess something odter than that. Go ahead, Katrina.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Sea lion, sea lion, that's another good guess. It is
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: wrong as well. Uh, it's a polar bear, cub.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Polar bear, cup feet and mean, Kyle, we just heard
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: the sea lion orchestra at the Wildlife World, just so
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: I knew it wasn't a sea lion.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're low.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Polar bears eat sea lions. Anyway, moving on, Kyle.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, you got the best barrels ever.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 12: Dude, just like you pull in and you just get
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 12: spit right out of them, and you just drop in
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 12: and just smack the lip drop down.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: Said, I don't know who that is. But people swim, Yeah, people,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: you know what people do?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Swims? Looking for something a little more specific.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 21: Can we steal, try to trade and go surfer.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Surfer is correct? All people are surfers, but not all
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: surfers are people the other way around. All right, Trada's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: your turn. I am the protector of the team.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 23: Is that awkward.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 10: On board?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: She's got two points heading out around one of commanding lead.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: As we go into round two, John jay.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Well says, you've been playing clips of interesting animals. I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: almost want to guess that it's the duck build platypus,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: but I think I'm gonna go with penguin, penguin. You
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: know what, that's a good guess this This animal eats penguins. Uh,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: we're looking go ahead, Katrina. Is it's not a seagull,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: We are looking for dolphin, dolphins, penguins, dolphins actually mean.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Creatures, savage.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: I saw this video these people were watching the killer whales.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: There's a whole bunch of killer whales and they were
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: on a boat and all these killer wares are simmon.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: It was beautiful, like ten of them was beautiful. And
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: then they pop up and they just rip apart a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: dolphins all red. It's a delicacy in some countries. As
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: we move on, Rich.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Got it. Yeah, it's a kraken.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I think it's wattle water from Fatom Menace.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: Something from Star Wars.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You're looking neither of those, you guys that we are
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: looking for a sea lion if you wanted to be
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: politically correct, it's a California.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Don't be an idiot, all right, Sorry.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Only only Katrina on the board thus far in this game,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: you guys. We move on down to Peyton.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: That is a wals of that animal. I have a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: really hard time saying it. I don't want to a walrus.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 15: That.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: I'm tempted to.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Give it to you just so I could hear Wallace again.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Uh sorry, of course that was the Locknest monster. What okay,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: didn't I'll take the didn't get that one goose sake
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: for paint in this game, Kyle.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 15: Where they walked up, where they run any stay.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 11: Wonder and Free.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: We couldn't be part of that's Ariel.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what is Ariel?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 10: She's a mermaid.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: That's right. Good job, Kyle.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Uh, Katrina, you you've already won the game. But if
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: you can get this one, you get bonus points and
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: you can ridicule everybody else in the studio.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 21: All right, that would be Teddy Swims, Theodore.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Joseph swim Day. Congratulations, You're gonna go see Teddy Swims
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: November sixteenth.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 21: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy, we are
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: one of them.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich