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X Rated Coles - I had Peas Last Night, I Feel A Bit Sick Now... · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Oh, Lisa, what's got you bristling this morning?
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  Speaker 2: I often wonder what goes on, you know, late at
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  Speaker 2: night in the shelves of the.
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  Speaker 3: Local Coles and Woolies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, when they're doing that shift.
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  Speaker 3: When they're doing their little, you know, their stacking.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they, you know, if it's like that
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  Speaker 2: scene out of Reality Bites where they're all dancing and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, having a good time. Well, apparently they're having
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: a good time, but they're not dancing. Although, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't there. But a worker has allegedly filmed herself. Well,
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: let's say she filmed herself for her side hustle.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Right, which is what? Which is some.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of X-rated website. It's called X-Hamster. X-Hamster. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even want to know how that name came about.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: I'll Google it. Oh, no, hang on. No, I won't.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't. Ex-hamster live, Tisrat Basil, an explicit website boasting
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: live sex shows 24-7.
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  Speaker 3: Now, she was stocking the freezer aisle.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And something's happened over the peas, and I feel a
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  Speaker 2: bit sick because I had peas last night.
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  Speaker 4: There's a sign there that says Brekkie for Dad right
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  Speaker 4: next to her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know what to say to that. You
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  Speaker 5: just added too much to the story. So she was alone.
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  Speaker 1: And filming something. Well, no, someone was holding the camera.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't they? Oh, someone was holding the camera. What I
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  Speaker 2: meant was she was alone in her lewd act.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So make of that, you know, what you will.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty obvious. Stacking solo.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So she's resigned from her role. Stacking shelves, that is.
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  Speaker 3: Not from Ex-Amster.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, because her numbers have probably pumped up.
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: Employee of the month at Ex-Amster.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: What that girl can do with a bag of frozen peas.
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  Speaker 1: Coles Paralowie. Oh, everyone will be rushing there.
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  Speaker 3: Or not.
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  Speaker 1: For their shopping. Well, some might be.
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  Speaker 4: The question I have is why does the Adelaide Advertiser
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  Speaker 4: have an ex-hamster account?
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  Speaker 3: Do they?
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  Speaker 1: How do they get the pics? Do they write that
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  Speaker 1: off as an expense?
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  Speaker 2: I love how the supermarket confirmed the matter was being
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  Speaker 2: urgently investigated.
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  Speaker 3: We will take a long, hard look at this incident.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of fellas up in the room just
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  Speaker 4: poring over every detail of this just to make sure
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  Speaker 4: they know exactly which aisle it was.
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  Speaker 1: It's a buzz.
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  Speaker 3: And such and such, would you please report to the...
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  Speaker 3: So you can also have a look at... We need
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  Speaker 3: more eyes on this matter.
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  Speaker 1: Gross.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff in the meat department, it's your turn to come
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: and review the vision.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, anyway. There you go.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Keep your gigs separate, people.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Never mind. Honestly.
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: Well, they are telling people to, you know, multitask.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe that's not the right way to do it.