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ep 191 ''The Hummingbird Hummer '' · The Politically Correct Caveman

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, it's, uh, well, it's Monday night, actually.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Another episode of the politically correct game in podcast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm early because I'd like to be early if I'm going to fucking get this done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So thank God, a good old buddy Joe Bear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I came back down to have bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How you doing, buddy?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Good, my friend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for having me back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How's that coffee?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How's that fucking Irish cream?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That fucking, there's a cupboard for fucking, fourteen months, bro.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, that never goes bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was reading, that's what I feel a little bit weird, not because of the alcohol content, because I'm trying to be so clean with my eating weight, leave it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If I have anything like not a hole or it's got all those nitrates and preservatives, okay, I mean, like I could even tell you if it's in it, I don't even have to read the label if I, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's like I feel funny within thirty seconds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a funny guy of those.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You are a funny fucking guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You are.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One of the funniest guys I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, your hair is all fucked up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You look like the devil.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got too fucking hurt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're in a bar.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've never heard of the burbas who were in really.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got quite the haircut though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I've ever seen your hair that short.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's usually what I think.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was pretty short when we were down in Orlando.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Looking at those pictures.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got the fucking best haircut in my fucking life down there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That that my lows are me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you went without me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I got that beard German they fucking did the hot hot towel in the straight razor and shit and that was fucking awesome man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd want to go back to fucking Florida.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I almost said to Marion let's go there instead of Arizona because I wanted to get a fucking haircut.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, but you were there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's your second time there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was there one for that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it what's it called scene Augustine?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, say in Augustine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is oldest Fort North America.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Second time you were there, too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, me and Tristan went all the way up there and we ended up just going for lunch where I saw those people clearly having an affair.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They were all smarty and like, you know, lovey-dovey and you could tell that they were doing something they shouldn't have been doing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But they were old.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They were probably a little younger than me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's pretty fucking old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Pretty old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's pretty old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're that old, you're that old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, it was fucking cold, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was unseasonally fucking cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so I had a shorts and a fucking t-shirt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I had a hoodie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was in the rental car and Tristan was dressing just summer close to but fuck dude, it was probably like eight degrees.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And windy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it was so fucking cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I said, fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where is this for it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck the fort.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I should have we should have went.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were right there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We had lunch in that little village that we walked through and me and you went down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You were right there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you were going to say it was closed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You just didn't want to go because it was cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were just like, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's so fucking awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got a Florida from Canada and you complain about not seeing the size because it's too cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was fucking cold.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got caught in the store and we stopped it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to still stay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, what kind of a storm is it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just like wind or what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he didn't happen when we were down there, but in the summer, he couldn't, they'll have these fucking rainstorms, they'll last for like twenty minutes half an hour, just like Vietnam, like I'm on soon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And these motherfuckers, they come down and, uh, we, I was still kind of sort of half-ass sneaking smokes if I could, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I was trying to ditch Trist, I said I got to run in this story, you wait in the car, well I want to get something to drink or some fucking thing, and I'm like fuck, so I couldn't get any smokes, but when we're in this guy's freaking out in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And finally I he's like holy fuck it's the big one man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the biggest one, but I and he's talking to the fact the uh, you know the person that takes your money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The cashier or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he was freaking out and I said, when are you talking about man?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He says that fucking look.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dark it is over there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he goes that things coming here and it's gonna be fucking bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to get back to Orlando.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that where we went Orlando?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because it was the same spot where my family was, where my brother and sister-in-law used to live.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I said we're trying to get back there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, you're not going to fucking make it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then I'm like, what the hell am I going to be?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go, what am I going to do?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't know this place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm heading there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, oh fuck dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the one man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's freaking right out with this guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, oh, whatever dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm getting the cartridge and we start driving back to Orlando.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No more cruising along.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what was like when we were driving there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You do eighty miles an hour in those freeways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's fuck all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're fucking cruising along and then get darker and dark.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then all of a sudden you'll thunder and lightning, like all over big thunderstorms.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're lightning storm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then dude, it's the biggest rain I've ever fucking seen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Even bigger than Vietnam.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like the fucking rain drops were the size of like ping pong balls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And everybody in the highway we're all doing like eighty eighty five miles an hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The fucking whole highway slows down to a crawl like
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[SPEAKER_01]: twenty-five miles an hour because the windshield wipers you couldn't see yeah and uh... some people were pulling in under overpasses you know and just getting out of the rain and stuff and that was all full we just sort of creeped along and then the whole fucking thing was over in like thirty-five minutes maybe but it was a big storm but fuck we're gonna die i mean this guy or what this guy was on a little guy or what no he was a younger guy like uh... not young but i say he was a bit younger me uh... and sick like a is a year old uh... or i'm old yeah uh... yeah yeah wait guy kind of a
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[SPEAKER_01]: You see, we didn't get to see it too much with me and you weren't telling there because we only did a couple of times did that little road trip out to Mount Dora and all that shit, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I liked that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That place was fucking dope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was fucking dope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I really like, I could have bought a place there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That girl in the Mexican restaurant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You told her about the podcast that they gave her a sticker.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think she listened once and you do a liberal man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She wouldn't have liked us, I don't think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you never know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, that place was cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When you go in the kind of the boondocks in Florida a lot of time, the people are a little bit, yeah, like they're, it's like Red Nekky kind of hillbilly issue.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay with that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like we were down there before we were driving somewhere from that Orlando.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And of course, I'm on the map and I'm like, this is fucking, look at where we got to go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to go way the fuck down this freeway.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then we got to double back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go, there's roads through here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll just cut through here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, there were, it was like, people lived in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like a subdivision road.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we're driving this subdivision.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like, holy fuck man, everywhere you look, there's like Confederate flags.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, oh, maybe this might not have been a good idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've gotten through here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then the funniest part though, I see this little kid running.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He only been four or five running home from the school bus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's got like some Indian feathers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they have to run.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He painted them up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's running down the road and runs home.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love as the kid goes by he's like his little kid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's only four five.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have four mallet and already man.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Joe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a cool spot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's all sorts of different types of.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think Mount Dore was too redneck either.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, fuck no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like like Louisiana or something Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We were always a getter right there the way he's talking So when are that nighttime to look at all these alligator?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh when we went on that yeah, there wasn't one any bigger than like you know six feet or not even like said they're just a little faster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was disappointing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know what they was cool, but we seen the biggest alligator just a mound door walking by the dock there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like put my head in his mouth at that time
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_01]: before.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We went on one of them both things too, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was during the day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know if it was mating season because I thought we were going to see the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like these big gators, they go up on those kind of grassy little eyelids.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, those tiny, it's like it was all that water, but then there's patches of grass.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they were like nesting in there and dude, they were as bigger bigger than that one we saw in Mount Dora and we could see them and then we saw water moccas and suits so that when we went out on the night it was like ah, that was pretty small, but I mean it was still cool to see I mean they're cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I expected to see something bigger though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We never ate the alligator room where they'd do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't think we should have.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember why well for one reason we went to that Mexican restaurant that you had to go to.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not Doris.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Remember that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that wasn't a real Mexican.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He went into it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We really did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like subway.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Taco Bell or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks so real on the outside to give me a good end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We should have bolted, but I like fuck we're here and it was not great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the Mount Doris was really good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was more authentic for me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got pictures on my phone from just the pictures up in that restaurant too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought they were really cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The other was like cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was a cool place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go back to that Mount Doris.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like just it maybe even stay there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love stay there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was kind of love Orlando or it's just in the city like every other city.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no no no no no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was good time though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like I like Florida man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think to see other parts of it, like I'd like to go like the Everglades, like, is that more south probably, and then I'm not even sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Miami-ish?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because is that south?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd have to look at a map of America.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like asking, it must be south, because that's probably asking somebody from Florida to say we're very cool right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're still from here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're as average.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, it makes sense, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but anyway, yeah, no, I was cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was cool trip for keys and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It'd be cool to check out a different spot, but I did I did like it once we did that road trip.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I enjoyed it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was the best.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then going on that fucking ride of death, you had to fucking go on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that was fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, you fucking got me there.
9:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking got me there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking got me there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
9:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You know when you got to be careful with what you wish for one because they didn't want to paint you because I'm fucking scared of I
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were gonna do it then I was part of the car that I come in and you come walking on you like nothing's really tall dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my do late.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was fucking scary though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was scary.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was scary.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was like a ride.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How do you explain it to people?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was just like a big.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they got an opinion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just two big fucking arms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One that goes like a two hundred feet year or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was a real good idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes when you cut it's a basket that swings and like sometimes we're coming down
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[SPEAKER_00]: face down like yeah, whatever I thought we're gonna slam into that building who right over the roof of that bucket building coming down like I was just a scared when we had to get stuck at the top and are loading the bottom one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, when he's had to sit there Yeah, yeah, I'm not a scared hideous as you I'm not really scared.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I but I could tell you what I got off that right my fucking bombs were sweaty
11:00
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, that never happens.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I must have been my adrenaline and I must have been a bit scared.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, because it, I was my fucking tons were sweaty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's not a lot of my afraid of, but it tights and flying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm wearing this both.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This fuck is too bad because I mean you got a fly to go everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You must have you probably flown more than me at this point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just can't get over it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the turbulence.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just scared about being in the air about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm scared of that fucking sudden stop when you crash in the ground.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what scares me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, really does not apply like I'm afraid of obviously bad things happening to people that I'm close to, my family, and there's that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm more scared during turbulence than when I get in the ring of fate.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't shouldn't you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I believe it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I could believe that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like coming out or stepping on the mat or whatever or, you know, like, yeah, you're confident and you're not scared.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I did it a lot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But still, I'm actually more butterfly-up and nerve-wracked flying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sitting at the top of that ride and flying, especially flying, because I know I'm probably not gonna die on that stupid ride, but this plane could fucking crash.
12:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Especially lately, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know.
12:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, Mary, and I go never book us any flights with Delta.
12:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Every time I turn around, Delta's on the news with some kind of fucking crash.
12:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even follow the news, I don't know.
12:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no Delta's been having a bad run.
12:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's been a lot of bad runs with that guy, go ahead, go ahead.
12:30
[SPEAKER_01]: with these fucking accidents and stuff.
12:32
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking weird.
12:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Delta across lately.
12:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Delta, it seems like there's one that's having the most issues, but could be all of them too, anyway.
12:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Or are they crashing?
12:43
[SPEAKER_01]: issues and crashes.
12:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I mean, that's not good.
12:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it's not good.
12:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Like maybe I'm really like, no, you're going to die.
12:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
12:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the one that I can't remember if that was Delta Flater, if that was Air Canada, the one that came down at that hard landing not too long ago and and the right wing hit the fuck it's no bang and it flipped it right upside down.
13:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody died on that.
13:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And then that India won the one guy with.
13:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how that guy walked out.
13:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still waiting for it to come out that the guy was at the show.
13:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I'm waiting to see like the guy was like supposed to be an eleventh be and he lived in the neighborhood and then he was walking around because everybody else died and you could see it go in it was a fireball was that Delta too?
13:23
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, that was air in the air like an Indian that the Indian air line, but it was a Boeing it was the Boeing dream line of the first crash from ever from those oh my god big ones yeah, how many people died all of them except for that fuck I mean how many how many is that hole?
13:38
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of people
13:42
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know what, they say like your odds of having a car accident are better than, you know.
13:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And I can source car accidents, you don't die.
13:49
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
13:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
13:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been in a lot of car accidents.
13:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you have actually.
13:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
13:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
13:54
[SPEAKER_01]: You lived here.
13:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
13:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Here I am.
13:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm living proof.
13:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I always feel, I'm so fucking, I just think.
14:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I used to always get the seats at the back of the plane because I read somewhere years ago the safest place in an accident is the fucking tail of the plane usually breaks off and it tumbles around but the rest of it keeps going in burns but I mean depends what kind of crash you're in right now I'm like a fuck fuck if it crashes I don't know just give me the best seat because the end of the back of the plane isn't great although you just as always you don't stand up and get anxious you know you're going to be one of the last people
14:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Even all the flates now, the fucking things stops people all stand up and they're waiting and it's like, well, fuck, you know, I know what I mean.
14:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I never do that.
14:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't make them sit down.
14:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And then people once he behind you are trying to button fronting.
14:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, I don't know.
14:42
[SPEAKER_00]: One, let the guy go in front of you.
14:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll stand up when it's my turn.
14:46
[SPEAKER_00]: We get my luggage above my head.
14:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And you got some fat fucker behind you.
14:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's trying to butt his face in front of you.
14:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, no, no.
14:52
[SPEAKER_01]: You go for me.
14:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's right.
14:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not scared anymore.
14:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on the ground.
14:56
[SPEAKER_01]: You should be scared.
14:57
[SPEAKER_01]: You say to the guy.
14:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I said to the fight scenario.
15:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I went to get sushi ham here.
15:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Lady comes in.
15:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm waiting to get my take-out.
15:02
[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
15:11
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't say anything because she was a little bit elderly in my water, but she didn't, maybe she thought you're already ordered.
15:16
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I mean, just look around pay attention.
15:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it didn't really bug me that bad at my own whatever.
15:20
[SPEAKER_00]: She wasn't even more than I do.
15:22
[SPEAKER_00]: But another lady that was, I had a me that she got in front of as well was like me.
15:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, I was here first.
15:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, funny.
15:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I just want you walk in the fucking door.
15:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, I was here fifteen minutes ago, and I was already there was their first shot in front of me and her.
15:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, she wasn't gonna like, so I was next in line.
15:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was letter in front.
15:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but she was behind me.
15:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and the lady that was behind me that also got buttered in front of obviously if I got buttered.
15:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh, I see.
15:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
15:52
[SPEAKER_00]: She stepped up because it was like, excuse me.
15:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And she looked at me.
15:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's next.
15:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm like, okay, I didn't.
16:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And he next.
16:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's fucking funny about that.
16:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Just miserable.
16:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you use this, Chris?
16:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
16:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when we've, I took, uh, trust in a Mexico when we went to buy that land out there.
16:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
16:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
16:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And fucking guy died right behind us.
16:18
[SPEAKER_00]: We're just talking on the, I turn around and fucking deadnessy.
16:21
[SPEAKER_00]: On the plane.
16:22
[SPEAKER_00]: On the plane.
16:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I told you that.
16:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you might have let's refresh it for the people on the podcast.
16:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they need to hear this.
16:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to hear it again, too, because I do gotta remember this.
16:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so... There was like... Was it Westchew?
16:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it was American Airlines.
16:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know, that's it.
16:40
[SPEAKER_01]: No matter.
16:41
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, there's this block gay guy that is serving us.
16:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, our flight attendant must be air-candidate.
16:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck it is right.
16:52
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, there's a few years now, but an arrogant motherfucker, like, just hold on and pop on.
17:01
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, these people come in behind me.
17:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Guide a girl.
17:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in the middle seat.
17:08
[SPEAKER_00]: There's somebody to my right, I believe, and then Tristan's on my left.
17:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
17:14
[SPEAKER_00]: And my seat is Tristan's on the aisle then or in the window.
17:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Tristan's on the aisle.
17:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
17:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think there's anybody in the window, but I just, this is just my seat.
17:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
17:22
[SPEAKER_00]: So, anyway.
17:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking to this guy.
17:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I lean my seat back.
17:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but the seat to my right is not lean back, so I can lip to my back right.
17:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're talking to him.
17:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I could have clear view.
17:34
[SPEAKER_00]: He's sitting against the window.
17:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I lean back, so I'm talking them through what like a six inch crack or whatever.
17:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're talking, they smell like booze, right when they go on a plane.
17:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And we go down early.
17:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this coming home from Mexico?
17:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, two Mexico.
17:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
17:50
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, they were talking back and forth and every hour or so will have a little, a pretty little problem while we're from this night.
17:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:59
[SPEAKER_00]: The whole time this flight attendant is at just a fucking piece of shit.
18:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
18:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Real dick.
18:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't know how he has a job very well, unions say.
18:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
18:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And is it a union?
18:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
18:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Most of the airlines are in Oxford.
18:09
[SPEAKER_01]: They can be rude.
18:10
[SPEAKER_01]: It used to be a job where they treated you like gold, man.
18:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, this goes now.
18:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
18:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I've had some kind of interest too.
18:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm easy to get along with, but they're rude, and it's like, dude, like, why are you being so fucking rude?
18:23
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, that's, yeah, cool.
18:24
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, some flamboyant gay attendant that is fine, I guess, but it just, it's just one more thing for me to poke a finger out of.
18:35
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't like somebody because he, he was right here and can put it.
18:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't know.
18:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm pretty flamboyant like there's a guy that I deal with at the paint store here who's fucking awesome, I like him.
18:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's like, I'm like, that's the guy I go see when I want colors picked out.
18:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:50
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, how about this color?
18:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's call it.
18:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you just do your thing and then roses always happen with whatever he picks.
18:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway off the gay thing, but so we're about three quarters away through the flight.
19:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he starts going off.
19:08
[SPEAKER_01]: The the flight attendant now or when I'm on the guy behind me.
19:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he started going off on the guy.
19:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
19:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shit.
19:15
[SPEAKER_00]: And he started saying if if you don't smart enough, we're going to we're going to put you in a seat back there.
19:21
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to have you condemned and all the other shit.
19:24
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy's trying to sleep and relax and you're kicking his chair and you're this and that and I didn't say anything.
19:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And it took me a little bit to like, well, she's talking about
19:34
[SPEAKER_00]: The guy that you've been talking to.
19:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well he's talking to him a kick in my chair, but he wasn't even sitting behind me, but his sister looks at a couple that came his brother and sister.
19:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, but saying that she kicked Tristan's chair, but that didn't happen.
19:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, and then I'm like, I'm looking back and he walked away and he's leaning over his head.
19:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, you know what I'm really sorry because they were being a little bit loud and they were saying the one at the drink and they were They're a big ring back about what's in the drink and this and that and the guy just wasn't helping him out so yeah, we're sort of being They were the argumentative back to yeah, yeah, and then that just put him off he hated him Yeah, yeah, yeah, and saying they were kicking you guys a series a lot
20:12
[SPEAKER_00]: So he leaves over you guys and really sorry that I you know I kicked your seat and I'm like I might did you know what that guy's a fucking dick shit because it's also not just me He's getting a bit tipsy.
20:22
[SPEAKER_00]: You know you get a little fucked up You're like oh my been a dick right?
20:26
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's been a dick right?
20:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that guy's a tall prick.
20:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate him right?
20:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like he's such a dick
20:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, you didn't even kick our chair and I said it any if you didn't really care.
20:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
20:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I just wanted to kick our two.
20:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I know you don't mean to and it's fun.
20:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:41
[SPEAKER_00]: You going to have a good time in your holidays.
20:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, just let's just get off this plane.
20:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm worried about it.
20:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thanks guys.
20:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're the best, isn't it?
20:49
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, now we're pretty damn close.
20:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're handing out the the customs cards.
20:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, right.
20:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
20:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
20:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
20:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
20:56
[SPEAKER_00]: He let me use his pen because he won't use a pen with me.
20:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, thanks.
20:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have one.
20:59
[SPEAKER_00]: So we borrow his pen and give it back to him.
21:02
[SPEAKER_00]: relax and then I hear the girl I had my headset I was watching a movie yeah I kneel I'm watching kneel watch my show I'm like kneel I'm like what the fuck you called kneel I look back and I look back I he's to my right but I look further back to my right and I see her now she's in the middle seat and she's like kneel wake up I don't look back and I'm like
21:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
21:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You're okay.
21:31
[SPEAKER_00]: She's the guy.
21:31
[SPEAKER_00]: He's sleeping.
21:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I look at him.
21:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like.
21:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy fuck.
21:35
[SPEAKER_00]: He's sleeping.
21:36
[SPEAKER_00]: He's fucking like I'm like he's dead.
21:38
[SPEAKER_00]: You can tell like he's well.
21:41
[SPEAKER_00]: He looked dead.
21:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean there's no other.
21:43
[SPEAKER_00]: He's
21:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Blue.
21:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh fuck.
21:45
[SPEAKER_00]: There's nobody at home, but she's like, oh no, he's fine.
21:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like fuck the fuck out of the way.
21:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So I sit my shit up.
21:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I sit my seat up and there's an Asian flight attend.
21:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey dude, I was like, we need help here now.
22:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't have to get I didn't have to touch him or anything.
22:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, oh no, he's fine.
22:05
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, get out of the fucking way.
22:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you got the fucking way so I like pull her aside.
22:10
[SPEAKER_00]: I flip up the little rest it's in between the two seats.
22:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I grab him.
22:13
[SPEAKER_00]: He's cold.
22:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
22:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like holy fuck.
22:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
22:18
[SPEAKER_00]: So now I got a drag him.
22:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like I said we gotta do CPR.
22:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, I know, but like we gotta get it.
22:23
[SPEAKER_00]: He's in the chair.
22:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
22:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
22:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to drag his ass.
22:27
[SPEAKER_00]: He's limp and flopped like a limp limp.
22:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
22:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And then try to make that corner.
22:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
22:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I'm contorting his fucking body.
22:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
22:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I had to put his feet on the floor.
22:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
22:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Turn it and pull him down.
22:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I put him down his head.
22:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I hit his head a little bit.
22:41
[SPEAKER_00]: You killed him.
22:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy fuck dude, nobody's doing anything.
22:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
22:47
[SPEAKER_00]: The Asian flight of tenets on it.
22:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, it was on it.
22:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm sorry to see P.R.
22:51
[SPEAKER_00]: right now.
22:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like wait a second.
22:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I was in and just maybe see if it's a pulse.
22:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, but he didn't even like it was just so obvious.
22:57
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just just wait wait.
22:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't feel I'm like no in there.
23:00
[SPEAKER_00]: So now I try to find it on his.
23:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like, okay, fly out.
23:04
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, holy fuck.
23:05
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like,
23:06
[SPEAKER_00]: there's anybody got any oxygen is anybody yeah I'm standing up there now so because I pull them were were once he had so we ended up as trusses and I don't see it right beside trusses and on a on a floor now right just looking down there this is a really dying yeah your dad or whatever and then two seats ahead of him is
23:25
[SPEAKER_00]: is where the center of the plane is and the side doors are oh yeah yeah the wider seats yeah so I'm making I should probably drag them up to that big spot yeah yeah pumping away on this guy's chest yeah and I'm and everybody's is looking oh yeah I'd be shocking I don't know if I could find a tenant and everything I was like well this is a place you should have oxygen where is the oxygen yeah through the way it comes out of the roof you must have some kick it around so I look at the gay fucking asshole
23:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
23:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, man.
23:51
[SPEAKER_00]: You got oxygen.
23:52
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a fool.
23:53
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just frozen.
23:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
23:54
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't got any answers now.
23:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you fuck?
23:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
23:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
23:57
[SPEAKER_00]: No kidding.
23:58
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, he's pounding away on it.
24:01
[SPEAKER_00]: And then finally, somebody's a gorgeous oxygen right there.
24:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Like literally two seats up above was oxygen.
24:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
24:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Like they sit in there.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: We're sorry.
24:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
24:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me help you to drag him out of the way.
24:11
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm ready.
24:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Drag him.
24:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Then he's switching off and if I'm getting the auction, you know, and then after all this goes on, he starts like trying to puke.
24:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So, okay.
24:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we're all over.
24:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:22
[SPEAKER_00]: He's puking, right?
24:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Put him put him back.
24:24
[SPEAKER_00]: He starts going, you know, like fucking convulsions.
24:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
24:26
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
24:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
24:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this isn't good.
24:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to stop stopping.
24:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm checking.
24:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm checking him.
24:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
24:32
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a bit of a blood.
24:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I beat.
24:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey, pump that fucking, like pump that bag belt mask.
24:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
24:40
[SPEAKER_00]: And the only after,
24:42
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a little bit of a pulse.
24:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:44
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not really breathing on his own.
24:46
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
24:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Just just like, like, just like, not nothing much.
24:50
[SPEAKER_00]: He needs, he needs help.
24:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck.
24:51
[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, I don't know.
24:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Four or five rows back in the aisle seat on the opposite side of us.
24:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
24:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Look, oh, I'm a nurse.
24:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys need a hand?
25:00
[SPEAKER_01]: After all that, how long do this go on for?
25:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's hard to tell, right?
25:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was pretty.
25:06
[SPEAKER_01]: So maybe she did maybe.
25:08
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's right.
25:08
[SPEAKER_00]: It just happening right in front of her.
25:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe maybe four minutes.
25:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:16
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, and then they're asking if there's anybody have any norcan or anybody have this or that, and they're just going to start giving this guy whatever.
25:22
[SPEAKER_01]: if he came from Vancouver and then you guys were almost in Mexico he wasn't doing any drugs he would have already fucking needed them before that's what I thought totally and he didn't look like he was cracked out yeah they smell like booze but yeah I mean he's like he was thirty-two Jesus Christ hard attack we don't know he just fucking died
25:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that fucking maybe that fucking sturdist guy that was mad at us.
25:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want another drink?
25:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you?
25:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you a drink of roofed him and that's the way it was in shock.
25:49
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just looking like this.
25:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I can hold fucking give him too much.
25:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I killed him.
25:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he looked pretty fucked up.
25:54
[SPEAKER_00]: He wasn't so cocky out for that.
25:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no kidding.
25:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit man.
25:58
[SPEAKER_00]: So fucking good.
25:59
[SPEAKER_00]: But I looked at him.
26:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Pupos then they're right right pinned like right dialing oh right small yeah and him season like that like that's what happens when you have no oxygen like I yeah like I don't think he lived no Oh, so did they did he was he still alive when the plane landed and they took him online, but I think he's brain dead.
26:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I don't think he lived so
26:19
[SPEAKER_01]: They really had to head.
26:21
[SPEAKER_00]: They asked if anybody had this, anybody had that.
26:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody really had anything.
26:25
[SPEAKER_00]: So they got a smart watch on them.
26:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody gave a smart watch up.
26:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So they can sort of see, oh, you can see the heart beat or something.
26:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
26:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Those things are chemicals.
26:33
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not good enough.
26:34
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not good enough.
26:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: So they radio had nobody was allowed to go out to the plane.
26:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And obviously there was people walking over there.
26:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the switch seats and there was an emergency crew waiting.
26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: You think that when you touch down to which and get him gone.
26:51
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
26:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
26:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Forty five minutes later.
26:53
[SPEAKER_00]: They finally get him off the fucking plane after we'll add.
26:56
[SPEAKER_00]: You're kidding.
26:56
[SPEAKER_01]: No man.
26:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Did they come on the plane right away?
26:59
[SPEAKER_01]: They're fucking around for forty minutes.
27:00
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
27:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Or took a forty five minutes and even get on them over a half an hour just to get on the plane.
27:06
[SPEAKER_01]: What the hell?
27:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
27:07
[UNKNOWN]: Dude.
27:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
27:09
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
27:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
27:11
[SPEAKER_01]: So in the guy was still given him the bag oxygen in this whole time.
27:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but yeah, if his pupils are if you know I don't think it's so and I talked to nobody Jake who's in Ample's attending.
27:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's not.
27:20
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, that guy's done.
27:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he didn't make it.
27:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, come back from that.
27:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jesus.
27:24
[SPEAKER_00]: And his sister was just pulling.
27:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I imagine that's obviously right, but a great trip you're going on a trip with your brother and he fucking dies on the plane.
27:31
[SPEAKER_00]: But how are you so clueless to be like?
27:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, she might have been in hardcore denial, like it's just your brain goes into a lot of me.
27:38
[SPEAKER_01]: He can't be dead.
27:39
[SPEAKER_01]: But, dude, if he's blue, hello, and I mean, you can see if I watched someone sleep and I was like, why do you do anything?
27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I watched my head and his head just like, I was like, what do we know?
27:48
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not okay.
27:50
[SPEAKER_00]: He's fucking dead.
27:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
27:51
[SPEAKER_00]: He's one, I mean, he's fucking dead.
27:53
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, I'm like, he's fucking dead.
27:56
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, no.
27:59
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just cause a spade of spade.
28:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I said to my kid.
28:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, you better not do drugs.
28:03
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a fucking prime exam.
28:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it could be, but I fucking died.
28:06
[SPEAKER_01]: It would be shocked that it would it would take that long.
28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: He'd been fucked up a lot sooner than that, but I don't know what happened.
28:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fucking weird man.
28:13
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
28:14
[SPEAKER_01]: But who knows blood clotter?
28:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Something that the altitude could be.
28:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that could be, too.
28:18
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, you say he seemed fine.
28:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Like he wasn't late.
28:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't feel good.
28:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he was just talking to him and he wasn't out of his head.
28:23
[SPEAKER_00]: You think of a guy took enough drugs to OD?
28:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
28:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to be fucked up.
28:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, he wasn't.
28:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
28:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
28:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
28:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
28:29
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't even act drunk.
28:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they smell like booze just like how how you have a couple beers.
28:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy fuck dude.
28:35
[SPEAKER_01]: What a fucking crazy fucking story.
28:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
28:38
[SPEAKER_01]: You got a lot of fucking stories.
28:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
28:41
[SPEAKER_01]: That's got to be right up there with I've never had the fucking trying to help someone die and that's for fucking sure.
28:46
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't want to.
28:47
[SPEAKER_01]: But no kidding, but yeah, look, now you've been tested at least.
28:51
[SPEAKER_01]: What would I do?
28:52
[SPEAKER_01]: You know he must have thought about that before or they what would I do if somebody that apple and now you know You're like so you throw his own sister out of the way to fucking channel That Asian guy was on point.
29:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:02
[SPEAKER_01]: He was a good one.
29:03
[SPEAKER_01]: No guy that was being a prick.
29:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he shows what kind of character he really is too.
29:07
[SPEAKER_00]: We know too.
29:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah Exactly like if you're not gonna
29:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I know it's weird you gotta stand back and because I was a lifeguard for quite a few years, too.
29:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
29:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, somebody didn't know about it.
29:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I seen some weird things but nothing crazy.
29:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
29:28
[SPEAKER_00]: No, there was a guy that had a hard attack one time were monitoring them.
29:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
29:32
[SPEAKER_00]: There was some guy that couldn't get out of the deep end that I helped.
29:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, nothing really.
29:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was going down under the water.
29:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I got into sauna and, you know, this like, real, no, I've been lucky.
29:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
29:44
[SPEAKER_00]: But dealing with my daughter.
29:46
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I mean, or no, my daughter at home.
29:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, yeah, deal with her.
29:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
29:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Has, um, and my, yeah.
29:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So, and even then one time, I froze up a little bit.
29:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I guess, is when she can choke, right?
29:57
[SPEAKER_00]: She has the seizures so it's breathing all right.
29:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I got to give her a R like I've had to like try to you know, and she's been without breathing for four minutes Holy shit and my boy's on the phone calling him.
30:07
[SPEAKER_01]: What's a R?
30:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Like artificial.
30:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the artificial.
30:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I had to breathe in her mouth
30:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I will do you have the back to or you just breathe.
30:21
[SPEAKER_00]: What we do, but it takes a bit to get that thing charged up and pull it out and when she's not breathing the season, it's sort of like, you're like, holy fuck fuck man.
30:28
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and they used to, they add a van or whatever the fuck we used to put in a mouth a little, a little, a little peel.
30:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that, that's a malware out.
30:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, cause they don't burn right out of the seizure.
30:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
30:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
30:38
[SPEAKER_00]: So, and I, they wouldn't give us anything else.
30:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Right?
30:41
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what you give her.
30:42
[SPEAKER_00]: You know that she's on a feeding tube.
30:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
30:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she can't take a whole lot early anyway.
30:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
30:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
30:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
30:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so after that, I got pissed.
30:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
30:50
[SPEAKER_00]: This is fucked.
30:51
[SPEAKER_00]: So, because the ambulance came and everything rose in her left and it got her back to come around and then I'm like, fuck this my mouth.
30:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I had the fucking pill in my mouth.
31:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fuck.
31:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of liked it.
31:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was gonna say I'm hell with me.
31:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, what I mean obviously it ain't doing nothing.
31:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, no in that little short amount of time.
31:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's crazy.
31:11
[SPEAKER_00]: So the ambulance attendant said here and he just gave it to me.
31:14
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes these are in a muscular shot.
31:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's what you need.
31:17
[SPEAKER_01]: You give it to these right now.
31:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:19
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes don't time by a game to you.
31:20
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes, but I see what you deal with.
31:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just ain't fucking working.
31:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
31:24
[SPEAKER_00]: So I got him.
31:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then my buddy Jake that I told you that and he gave us some total perfect.
31:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so then we finally got a prescription for the doctor.
31:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so we fucking could press it.
31:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he was last week.
31:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot to unplug it.
31:37
[SPEAKER_00]: So what what he said to us.
31:39
[SPEAKER_00]: He was a good doctor.
31:41
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes well here.
31:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll give you prescription for those two.
31:43
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes, but what you want is this nasal spray.
31:46
[SPEAKER_00]: It's way quicker.
31:48
[SPEAKER_00]: It goes right into blood vessels.
31:49
[SPEAKER_00]: You're no longer a brain.
31:51
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a diffuser that makes it like a mist.
31:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a syringe.
31:55
[SPEAKER_00]: On the end of it, you thread on this little diffuser.
31:59
[SPEAKER_00]: What you'd see in a fish tank when the bubbles go through.
32:03
[SPEAKER_00]: It's cone-shaped and you squirt half and each nostril.
32:06
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll pop around of it.
32:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, oh fuck it in like I mean I know CPR and I'm pretty well versed in first aid although it's been a while since I've upgraded it I love with three in this and that yeah, and my wife Rosie she's never had talk all right, and I'm like I really wish you would because she's with Alicia a lot.
32:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, but you know, she definitely the primary caregiver.
32:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, give her a hard time sometimes because she's like blown her face to try to get her to take a breath.
32:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, the fuck's that gonna do?
32:33
[SPEAKER_00]: But one time says she just laughed to go take the garbage and when we got I don't know is it two hundred yards so that you're a long driveway out front gator something so stick in the garbage Oh, yeah, and here it is because she left the least asleep So she's hooked up to these monitors and we reads reads her saturations
32:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so you know if oh something's going on ever heart rate goes up or her oxygen levels go too low.
32:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, so I'm like well fuck my way right in there.
32:59
[SPEAKER_00]: She's fucking season away now.
33:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I know in one of the compartments on her wheelchair.
33:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, one of the bags and she showed me but she's got so many bags.
33:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going on.
33:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, is this anti seizure man.
33:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I just told you.
33:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
33:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Rosino is exactly where to shoot it.
33:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he's been a couple months since I was refreshed.
33:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, where'd he fucking keep it?
33:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, so right on the make.
33:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's way at the end of the ride.
33:27
[SPEAKER_00]: He's someone for banning kick, right?
33:35
[SPEAKER_00]: She gets in there finds it gives it to her and she was okay.
33:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I panicked a bit.
33:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck yeah.
33:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's man.
33:41
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys fuck admire you guys the awesome way to take care of her, but that's scary shit.
33:47
[SPEAKER_01]: They like fucking none.
33:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
33:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we had a nurse see my sisters in it.
33:52
[SPEAKER_01]: epileptic, but I've never seen it and my mom and while I my dad when he was alive, they tell me they'll be thankfully having it's fucking dramatic like he has these grand mall seizures, like so all of a sudden her arm goes and then they look, oh, fine, like either fucking tongue flopping man, yeah, like yeah, doing the flip flop just so weird I don't know what that is, yeah, but she's on medication all the time
34:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So was my daughter.
34:15
[SPEAKER_00]: I fucked up all her mouth in her development of her palette and stuff from the medicine.
34:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, really.
34:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why she can't like her for some fucked up reasons her glums are all full and up in the way her her palette form like she can't bite down with her front teeth.
34:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
34:30
[SPEAKER_00]: So her molars touch, but her front teeth don't touch.
34:34
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're always open like three eighths of an inch.
34:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Her mouth is always open three eighths of an inch.
34:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Like are they like the gap in the teeth?
34:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
34:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:44
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I wish I didn't know.
34:46
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what like an alternative that I would have went down.
34:49
[SPEAKER_00]: But they didn't tell me that.
34:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, how about this?
34:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, these kids have them like, you fucking knew this?
34:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
34:56
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what was from this and from that?
34:57
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you're on this one.
34:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, yeah.
34:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, they don't tell you any of these.
35:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you'll see if she needs this.
35:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
35:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Like with her.
35:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Tegrotal is what my sister is on.
35:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Tegrotal.
35:06
[SPEAKER_01]: But she didn't develop real and all this other she's on like two or three you know she didn't develop She's just till she like fifteen That's part of the reason why I never seen I wasn't living at home anymore for a long time, right?
35:17
[SPEAKER_00]: So oh, don't ram her pro.
35:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't that a high blood pressure man?
35:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I take her to?
35:21
[SPEAKER_00]: No, ram her pro.
35:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, ram her pro.
35:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's her.
35:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's not my dad takes her.
35:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I know I avoid all that fucking
35:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, I haven't needed to have too much fucking medicine.
35:33
[SPEAKER_01]: That's for sure.
35:33
[SPEAKER_00]: That's good, right?
35:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
35:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Keep eating those extra sandwiches in here.
35:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, dude, it's bad.
35:38
[SPEAKER_01]: So my sister, I looked at giving her some lock blocks and I cleared out a little bar park in area with my loader.
35:43
[SPEAKER_01]: She just lives up on that corridor on the road above the pit there.
35:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, so I says oh fuck it she goes over almost we're gonna be home.
35:50
[SPEAKER_01]: We just gotta stop by here and Costco and I'm like oh fuck in sore friend Laney Fox it as the farm down there has the store at Fox's farm.
35:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had
36:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I bought these five ice cream sandwiches, because Mary brought one home in there.
36:04
[SPEAKER_01]: They're the fuck best there.
36:05
[SPEAKER_00]: They bought them at the fox farm.
36:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I bought five.
36:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that Jason's sister?
36:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Jason's ex-wife.
36:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
36:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're partners.
36:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Jason's sister works at the original silver medals on Swain there at the milking.
36:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
36:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
36:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And the milking parlor.
36:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
36:19
[SPEAKER_01]: So.
36:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Or did they make it there?
36:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Milk?
36:22
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
36:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Those bars.
36:23
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
36:29
[SPEAKER_01]: They're the thicker bars in this and that.
36:31
[SPEAKER_01]: So I thought she's going to get me like a box at ten or something.
36:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, fuck it.
36:34
[SPEAKER_01]: It came in a box of thirty.
36:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck.
36:36
[SPEAKER_01]: So I've been working on getting through them because I can't have that shit in the house, especially if I'm not drinking.
36:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I replace my booze with sugar.
36:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I think like I like those ice creams.
36:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know.
36:48
[SPEAKER_00]: So what were you doing when you did that?
36:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I I P diet or whatever.
36:51
[SPEAKER_01]: The IP diet.
36:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, there was snacks you could have that were like pseudo chocolate balls.
36:57
[SPEAKER_00]: You know that again.
36:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Two expensive and well, here's the thing and Rosie did it and she lost her weight on it.
37:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's a lot of that stuff is full of chemicals too though.
37:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not good food, right?
37:09
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's but what you can, sorry.
37:12
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.
37:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I was looking at what she bought.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you can find replacements.
37:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Easy way better self.
37:19
[SPEAKER_00]: So just do the ideal protein diet and just go replace with the different upper protein and every time I mean a way asses, it doesn't have all that shit in it.
37:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's not so much money.
37:26
[SPEAKER_01]: We still drink the water because the water is cheap, right?
37:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
37:29
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's what you should do.
37:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because because the protocol makes sense.
37:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it.
37:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like any time.
37:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, it's the same thing.
37:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it was awesome.
37:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I lost a lot of weight.
37:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I actually see my fucking ab muscles and everything.
37:42
[SPEAKER_00]: You see a dick.
37:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that too.
37:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that too.
37:47
[SPEAKER_01]: but you know then when we kind of stopped you know you kind of fall off the wagon and you go back to bad habits and it doesn't take fucking long and I could see it happening and I slowed down again for a bit on you know the bad food or eat too much or whatever you know like I don't know it
38:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Every every diet's a sort of a gimmick, but you got to change your fucking lifestyle.
38:08
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't go back to eating pork chops, mashed potatoes and gravy and fucking canned green beans like I did tonight.
38:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I had pork shnitsles and running.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's yeah.
38:16
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all like just like what I said.
38:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I just want to cream.
38:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
38:20
[SPEAKER_00]: And you had this almond, but you I just looked at that label.
38:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like holy shit.
38:24
[SPEAKER_00]: See, I thought that almond was good for it.
38:26
[SPEAKER_00]: It's got all the stuff in it.
38:27
[SPEAKER_00]: And I feel it right away.
38:28
[SPEAKER_00]: So I do eat.
38:30
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
38:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's one thing that, I mean, I'm not good at a lot of things, but I've always been a pretty good shape.
38:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
38:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and ever since I've done it.
38:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And, um, I follow that.
38:40
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you got like fucking ten percent body fat of that?
38:42
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know, but I got down to sixteen.
38:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm about ten.
38:46
[SPEAKER_01]: When I could see my abs and everything.
38:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you were sixteen, then yeah.
38:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you last for sure, because I got down to sixteen and I was not as cut as you.
38:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never not had abs in my legs.
38:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
38:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
38:56
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, I'm on to that stuff.
38:59
[SPEAKER_00]: So it is my lifestyle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm forced to a little bit because I do, I don't feel good.
39:04
[SPEAKER_01]: If you eat shit food.
39:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, like I'm, I don't feel right right now.
39:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
39:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Or if even if I had like that's an on no-co-hole period drinking.
39:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
39:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no-no-co-hole period.
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[SPEAKER_00]: To sip to that and I feel funny.
39:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that right?
39:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I like a diabetic or something.
39:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, maybe you do have some sort of... Well, yeah, my fast and glucose is right on the like I'm pretty diabetic almost.
39:21
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know why that is.
39:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's almost crazy, which is actually scary because you probably got the shitty diabetes.
39:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Because you're not overweight at all.
39:29
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not type one.
39:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I look back at all blood tests and it's not like that.
39:32
[SPEAKER_00]: It's only the last like ten years that I'm not But I'm I'm I'm creeping up on it, which is weird With the problem is probably as you're eating chew good a food and you're working out too much
39:46
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, you're not a diabetic.
39:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't worked out in like eight months.
39:51
[SPEAKER_01]: You still just go down and lift a few in the basement.
39:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I might do once a week.
39:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll do a set of ten chin ups.
39:57
[SPEAKER_00]: This is I'm down there with my dad.
39:59
[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on with you?
40:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just busy.
40:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm tired.
40:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking sick work.
40:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
40:03
[SPEAKER_00]: I've also so much and worked out so much.
40:05
[SPEAKER_01]: It's easy to follow.
40:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
40:07
[SPEAKER_00]: But what I do, I eat good.
40:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
40:09
[SPEAKER_00]: And I work.
40:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And I got that son.
40:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that son.
40:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I won the you fixed up and this yeah, yeah, yeah, you showed it to me.
40:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, by the pond.
40:19
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll love that.
40:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's got the rocks on it.
40:21
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's a wood fire.
40:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
40:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a like a foam roller in there.
40:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, and I'll do like foam rolling and I'll all stay in there for days a week at least.
40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: How long you going for like forty minutes depends on the temperature.
40:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I get it ripping so like eighty to a hundred Celsius.
40:40
[SPEAKER_00]: So it goes from like maybe one sixty seven eighty to a hundred Celsius.
40:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah one sixty seven to two twelve Fahrenheit.
40:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy fuck that's hot, dude.
40:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh dude, it's hot and then you throw a water on it steams up and I got a little that's what's good.
40:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a little tray like this this little I don't know a little tray that hangs over top of the rocks, but yeah on the rocks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, put like good oils in there.
41:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, some hippie shit some hippie shit, you know?
41:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Not a regular oil, but like some kind of lemon stuff to stick over here or something.
41:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
41:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so on is it really good?
41:13
[SPEAKER_01]: So I go talk since like you wouldn't believe
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[SPEAKER_00]: Unbelievable what it does like it it'll like Six to thirteen times your growth hormone If you take your growth hormone those before and after it.
41:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh really Yeah, it flushes.
41:27
[SPEAKER_00]: It's one of the only things that clears all toxins from your brain like microtoxins from from plastics and stuff Holy fuck okay.
41:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it does I should pile it did stuff for you like Like I'm I'm jacked when I get out of there.
41:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel pumped and so relaxed Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll go out on my deck cuz I always go at night time when it's dark.
41:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
41:46
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I got a thing like I don't get out of there.
41:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I try to everybody's a bit different, but I go on my heart rate.
41:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I know if I'm being a little bit of a baby because I'm like, what's my heart rate at?
41:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
41:58
[SPEAKER_00]: So at first I lay there, it's relaxing.
42:00
[SPEAKER_00]: I put the steam on the rocks and I'm like, oh, it's just like kind of almost meditative.
42:05
[SPEAKER_00]: But then, you know, you're in there for ten minutes.
42:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
42:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Now it's done sort of relaxing.
42:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
42:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And then all of a sudden it's not sort of relaxing because it's a bit of a, it's like a passive workout.
42:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's okay, right?
42:16
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'll stretch like I'll spin it on the bench and I'll stretch my neck and then I'll put my legs this side of doing it like stretch you can shit in there.
42:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, and then I'll get my heart rate just by sitting there up to roughly a hundred and sixty beats a minute, right?
42:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And then if I want to about twice a week, I'll do some pushups.
42:36
[SPEAKER_00]: or some lunges like Samsung stretch the stretch out.
42:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and by the time I'm done like forty pushups, fifty pushups, and they stand up and I'm like, okay, I got my talent driving myself off, and it's a chore.
42:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on my kick, don't freak out.
42:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, you get on your tire now.
42:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, by heart, I'm just ripping, right?
42:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So I just want to say, you know what?
42:54
[SPEAKER_01]: So it increases your heart weight really high.
42:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you already in there, your heart rates out like pushing one sixty, just sitting in there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, wow from the heat to holy shit and then I'll do like now when I do these push-ups like man, I can do what like eighty push-ups or something, but yeah, I'm just leaning against the bench so there are like three quarter push-ups right right I do slow and you know, just just try to do a little bit of something so that's yeah, the workout that I do yeah, I'll just do one set of let's say forty yeah, I'll do some SAMHSA structure one down there I'll do a couple lunges and
43:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I'm out.
43:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
43:25
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's it.
43:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
43:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
43:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I grab my phone.
43:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I wait myself off my towel and I can't get fuck out of here.
43:30
[SPEAKER_00]: But I just try to relax.
43:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost a claustrophobia.
43:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
43:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
43:34
[SPEAKER_00]: When I go sit on the front patio, I built for it.
43:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
43:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I hit time on and I checked my heart rate.
43:41
[SPEAKER_00]: So high side guarded is one eighty six.
43:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
43:45
[SPEAKER_00]: So I get it going good.
43:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
43:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
43:47
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll just lay there relax.
43:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at the stars on my back.
43:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like,
43:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Cool off Zen man.
43:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel so good after holy fuck.
43:54
[SPEAKER_00]: That's cool dude.
43:54
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think that contributes to me's staying in shape as well.
43:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I would say so like a total passive workout you get your heart rate up the fuck of what he takes your burn and calories man statistics show like people that do endurance endurance athletics whether the running or or lifting or whatever it may be that if they
44:14
[SPEAKER_00]: are consistent at hitting the sauna at those variables, the temperatures I said.
44:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
44:21
[SPEAKER_00]: For like five minutes, twenty minutes or two sessions of twenty minutes.
44:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
44:26
[SPEAKER_00]: They're time to exhaustion increases by thirty percent.
44:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because you actually sort of training to be able to for your heart to be eating.
44:33
[SPEAKER_00]: That is totally huge.
44:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
44:37
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, that's what I do.
44:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't work out and I have to keep working out.
44:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
44:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Which you should start doing.
44:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I know.
44:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I have more thoughts as I rip my fucking long tendon off my bicep fucking piss me off.
44:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought I said I'm going to get back into it.
44:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, of course, fucking.
44:53
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to know what?
44:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not coming to your fucking place all the way up there to work out for you to push me.
44:58
[SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't going to say that.
44:59
[SPEAKER_00]: But you just, you come by for a sauna.
45:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that'd be fucking weird.
45:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Calum is the young guy.
45:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
45:04
[SPEAKER_00]: He came for a sauna.
45:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Did he?
45:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds a little bit gay.
45:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me be in in the sauna with you and you and Calum.
45:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the word.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm off the floor when we were done.
45:14
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I make, anybody goes in there.
45:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I make, like, you make a mistake for the duration.
45:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I might die.
45:20
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't make, I was at any, they have a towel.
45:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want them to sweat no over to place.
45:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
45:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
45:27
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, he's a young guy.
45:29
[SPEAKER_00]: He couldn't stay in there.
45:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
45:31
[SPEAKER_00]: But you don't have to.
45:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You just come and go as you want.
45:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
45:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
45:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
45:38
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's interesting.
45:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Because that seems fucking hot, man.
45:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:40
[SPEAKER_00]: But I was going to say it, Donnie.
45:42
[SPEAKER_00]: I was actually talking about you today with your son, Tristan.
45:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
45:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And where the word a fuck is he a stand?
45:47
[SPEAKER_01]: He used Beckastan.
45:48
[SPEAKER_00]: He used Beckastan.
45:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
45:49
[SPEAKER_00]: How far is that from Kazakhstan?
45:51
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... two countries over this kazak stands up here and it's like it's the it's the largest country that broke away from the u.s.r.
45:59
[SPEAKER_01]: it's quite big and then below that it's kurgest and right and then over to the more to the left if you're looking at a map is use back a stand so it's close to Russia oh it's all they border all those all those stands border Russia i wonder if they got beautiful women there too they can Russia
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sure they do.
46:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, well, where's that fighter that I used to like that never got beaten?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could be it could be he's from one of those stands.
46:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't he?
46:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, isn't it a stand?
46:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Dagestan Dagestan.
46:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
46:25
[SPEAKER_01]: So Dagestan, I think is even over more to the left.
46:28
[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't quote me on that.
46:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I only know where the Kazakhstan and the Kyrgyzstan and the Uzbekistan is.
46:33
[SPEAKER_01]: The kid went there.
46:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and even in court, he rushes so huge that, but
46:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Subjective who thinks who looks good, but I've traveled quite a few places.
46:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought I'm not really attracted to Chubby women right, but but yeah in Brazil.
46:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah
46:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, man.
46:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they would.
46:58
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes from Chubby to like a more sexy word.
47:02
[SPEAKER_00]: It's volumptuous.
47:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I did the word changes, eh?
47:05
[SPEAKER_00]: That was like damn.
47:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I never like just they got the sex appeal.
47:09
[SPEAKER_00]: They got the big bombs, right?
47:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they got the big hits.
47:12
[SPEAKER_00]: They've got big hits, big bomb, nice eyes.
47:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Like in the way they walk.
47:16
[SPEAKER_00]: And they were the dance.
47:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, whoa.
47:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, those all those Latin America.
47:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Right?
47:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, I can't fucking dance.
47:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, man.
47:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, well, what were you doing in Brazil?
47:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like my wife and daughter.
47:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is that for some treatment?
47:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
47:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I didn't know you went to Brazil.
47:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
47:32
[SPEAKER_01]: See, I know you went to Brazil.
47:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I was right where we were.
47:34
[SPEAKER_00]: We went to the South power.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I went to Brazil.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then we took a cab ride forever.
47:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There were three hours or whatever.
47:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to sleep for two days.
47:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Was that for stem cells?
47:43
[SPEAKER_00]: No, that was just some holistic treatment in the telecom.
47:46
[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
47:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Abid Jr.
47:47
[SPEAKER_00]: It's funny.
47:47
[SPEAKER_00]: I told you're trusting about this today too.
47:49
[SPEAKER_00]: We were close.
47:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I was driving, right?
47:50
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah.
47:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, the girls there.
47:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, not in that little town, but yeah, in Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and Brazil and
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[SPEAKER_00]: On average, we'll be shkits.
48:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Good genetics.
48:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
48:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm like, fuck these girls are even really thin.
48:27
[SPEAKER_01]: They're very cut features.
48:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, beautiful.
48:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, dude, if they fucking, uh, Trump and the gang there haven't put something together for these, uh, guests, they talked to Zelensky today and he talked to Putin on Saturday or Friday.
48:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
48:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Friday, I think.
48:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, to try and get them guys together.
48:43
[SPEAKER_01]: If they don't stop, but that war is going to go on for at least another year.
48:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And I hope he's joking to tell people dude, you go there, you'll get your pick-up women.
48:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause there could be nobody left.
48:50
[SPEAKER_00]: That's where we got to show some more people.
48:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Both Tristan should go there.
48:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, really, yeah.
48:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
48:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I don't know.
48:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll probably break the short streak that we have in our families, you know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because they're taller over there.
49:04
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's gotten pretty tall.
49:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe not.
49:07
[SPEAKER_00]: My Tristan knows.
49:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.
49:09
[SPEAKER_00]: He's an inshortered me.
49:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Is he still?
49:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
49:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
49:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Really.
49:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, well, well, I mean his mom's pretty short, so.
49:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, for sure, right.
49:21
[SPEAKER_00]: But well, Marion's quite tall, and that's for Danes.
49:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Tristan's not short.
49:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like five ten.
49:26
[SPEAKER_01]: He's five ten.
49:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
49:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
49:28
[SPEAKER_01]: He's five ten.
49:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Danes, five eleven and like a half or something.
49:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's damn near six feet.
49:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he likes to say six feet, but I wouldn't.
49:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I say get get against the wall, measure you again.
49:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he looks it.
49:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
49:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
49:40
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no.
49:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And Justin actually looked shorter than five, ten.
49:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.
49:44
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I know.
49:44
[SPEAKER_00]: He, I know.
49:45
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, you're five, any really doesn't make me anything.
49:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
49:47
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like, my life.
49:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he doesn't bullshit.
49:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know he's five, ten in the day and just about six feet.
49:52
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, but Marianne's family, they're scanning even.
49:54
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, yeah.
49:56
[SPEAKER_01]: And like, not sweet as the fuck are they?
49:58
[SPEAKER_01]: You know Daniel Daniels in those twins, where the fuck were they from?
50:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Well anyway, her family lineage is Eastern Northern Europe or whatever.
50:10
[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, she tall.
50:11
[SPEAKER_01]: So her dad was six five.
50:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Her nephew six six.
50:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
50:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And so yeah, that's where the boys got, because they didn't get it for me, dude.
50:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm like, I bet I'm lucky if I'm five seven and now.
50:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you used to be barely five eight.
50:26
[SPEAKER_01]: My dad was about five six.
50:28
[SPEAKER_01]: My dad's dad was five four.
50:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wow.
50:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he was a fuck.
50:33
[SPEAKER_01]: He was hilarious.
50:34
[SPEAKER_01]: He was a funny little fucker man.
50:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, he was the very small.
50:37
[SPEAKER_01]: But then my grandma and the German side, she was a tall woman too and all her brothers and everybody they were tall too.
50:43
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, it's sort of moved in a bit.
50:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And then my mom said, I can't remember.
50:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think my grandpa was super tall, but her dad.
50:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like I think those Eastern European women are guck of genetics.
50:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they're quite attractive, but I think you start getting towards the stands and stuff because I was I was saying to Tristan my Tristan.
51:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know that he's major in the wrestling.
51:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I don't know what was Kibibor.
51:08
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a Rob was saying like one year fuck is this?
51:17
[SPEAKER_01]: two years or one year you'll you'll you'll you'll bring your kid to Dagestan and you leave you he he coming back a man like they know guys train like fucking crazy oh yeah I was just a documentary once in like uh... kebabs dad was their trainer something and their training was running with like fucking boulders that looked like they waited like a hundred pounds and they were like running with them and that was kind of like
51:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I don't know if the country was poor so they just used what they got to be an outdoors training or something I don't know it was right gang So those guys are tough and they're disciplined and I'm like that would be good for my kid But then I was like looking up what the girls look like over there.
51:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, you know when we weren't here.
51:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm making dirty the Russians Yeah, they're damn near the same.
51:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then they didn't they were pretty good looking but yeah
52:02
[SPEAKER_00]: It changed a bit.
52:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well the part of a part of the geographic and like the genetics have changed.
52:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it starts looking more like Persian and Asian.
52:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right because you're had an east where he like the eastern Europe.
52:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's just tribut.
52:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe Poland in the western.
52:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Russia.
52:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like yeah, that all that those people would have the certain look and then as you go more into the central and more to the change.
52:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Because the German people in average, they look different.
52:31
[SPEAKER_00]: They weren't quite as attractive in my opinion.
52:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
52:32
[SPEAKER_00]: When we were in Germany.
52:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, yeah.
52:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, genetics.
52:37
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not very nice many say.
52:39
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just my opinion.
52:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
52:40
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's always exceptions.
52:41
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not being whatever.
52:42
[SPEAKER_01]: You can call it sexes all you want or whatever, but like we're just talking to how people fucking look different.
52:46
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm I'm not saying that.
52:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like.
52:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish all the women look like fucking Ukrainian women here and we're just saying people look different.
52:54
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I wish they did.
52:59
[SPEAKER_01]: It's funny, though, yeah, people look different in different parts of the world.
53:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That's because it's funny when people you see these people, yeah, I'm from Russia, but they're from way up in the northeast.
53:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of and they look fucking Asian, you know, there's like Mongolia and like they look like those type of people But they're actually Russian it's funny because you see in that in word documentaries because you know I'm always watching the history shit and you'll see a lot of the Russian army people and you're like what the fuck is this guy?
53:23
[SPEAKER_01]: He looks like he's Asian, right?
53:24
[SPEAKER_01]: But he's a Russian he's just from there and he's fighting with the world You just sort of automatically think that everybody was gonna be white in that war for some reason that fit in the Russian side or something I don't know why but then when you see real footage just say holy fuck yeah, there was like a
53:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh you get Russia's the biggest country in the fucking world you go so far you see end up in Alaska there and that's where all our natives came from yeah well that's that's why a lot of the natives look a lot like people from Mongolia and shit like that and they do and and even Japanese people
53:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Needles kind of have that sort of look to you know, you got a country dispans that big oh fuck yeah, it holy fuck it's crazy, right?
54:05
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I was gonna say something else about Russian I can't fucking remember.
54:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we got right off track here.
54:11
[SPEAKER_00]: We were gonna talk about investing in all kinds of shit.
54:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess that'll be maybe next week or next time you're on we talk about talking about.
54:19
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but that's okay.
54:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we got left here.
54:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we only got like six minutes left.
54:23
[SPEAKER_01]: You might as well tell us maybe another funny story and we'll just cuz it
54:26
[SPEAKER_01]: It's always nice to end these things on a little happy note, although we didn't get into a miserable shit anyway, but can't me and Lauren used to get into it.
54:33
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a short one.
54:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, short one from Joe Bear.
54:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me tell you.
54:40
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what pun intended and you know what I'm going with us when I tell the story.
54:42
[SPEAKER_00]: How's that?
54:43
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you got a short one.
54:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I've had a couple weird things happen to me.
54:51
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
54:51
[SPEAKER_00]: When it comes to animals.
54:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
54:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
54:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
54:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
54:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I had a squirrel jump on my chest.
54:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
54:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Looking, I'm like holy heart.
55:01
[SPEAKER_00]: And it just sat there.
55:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it wasn't scared.
55:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
55:03
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
55:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And a couple of things that like,
55:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm happy people were there to see it just to know you know like all the bullshit.
55:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
55:10
[SPEAKER_00]: So when my kid was little I was with him and he's seen it.
55:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was a squirrel.
55:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I'm like in the squirrel there's like freaked out.
55:17
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm there's a little pump shed about ten by ten pump shed and it's cited in in vinyl at my old place.
55:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and right behind it's a squirrel and there's trees all around it.
55:26
[SPEAKER_00]: You know where I live in the forest.
55:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and this the squirrel runs.
55:31
[SPEAKER_00]: And then jumps up on this tree.
55:33
[SPEAKER_00]: We're watching it.
55:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it looks pretty energetic.
55:36
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it jumps over to the stump and the stump's the front of me.
55:38
[SPEAKER_00]: And then jumps out the stump right on my chest.
55:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Let the hell!
55:40
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, holy shit!
55:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even move on my... So it's literally at my chin right here.
55:45
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm looking down face to face with this little bastard.
55:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah!
55:50
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it jumps off me to try to jump onto, um, drizzled.
55:53
[SPEAKER_00]: No, the pump shed, the pump shed.
55:55
[SPEAKER_00]: And it slides down, because his vinyl slide, and it takes off.
55:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
55:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was like, oh my god, that was crazy.
55:59
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just a little guy right?
56:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
56:01
[SPEAKER_00]: That was insane.
56:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally crazy.
56:03
[SPEAKER_00]: And I've had some cool experiences hunting.
56:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
56:05
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like, just like, I had an elk when I was calling an elk.
56:08
[SPEAKER_00]: We're bow hunting.
56:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
56:10
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was in this bush.
56:11
[SPEAKER_00]: And I had this elk coming through this tiny path where we up this mountain in the middle of nowhere.
56:16
[SPEAKER_00]: and it's all in close hunting.
56:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And more, it's tighter than I would like to be, but I went back and they get the call.
56:22
[SPEAKER_00]: So they can have a better chance of getting those books.
56:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I fucked up the call and you knew we were in there, but anyway.
56:30
[SPEAKER_00]: This book watch come in and the thick bushes come in come in come in and it stood right beside where I was sitting and I'm looking up I can see the veins in his nose Holy shit, and I can reach out sitting right there I'm looking I'm looking up but I can reach out and grab its hoof.
56:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think that's pretty amazing.
56:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so you don't know you were there.
56:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Nope because he would have fucked up the other thing.
56:50
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, he would have just ran but but I was like
56:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't get in that close to something.
56:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't shoot.
56:56
[SPEAKER_00]: There's two close to shoot and yeah.
56:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was with my kid when the year before, we were there in a stand and I literally shot it four yards away, his bull elk.
57:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
57:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Cool stuff like this, right?
57:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I've had some close encounters.
57:09
[SPEAKER_00]: So, leading up to this, we got home from Costco with Brazil.
57:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
57:15
[SPEAKER_00]: And for people that are listening, we live on all acreages like you and everybody else.
57:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
57:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I got to take piss.
57:22
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just piss whenever I want my proper course.
57:24
[SPEAKER_00]: So I run over just away from the car to take in a leak.
57:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I got my back turn to the car.
57:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Just anyone with my wells there and whatever.
57:34
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'll take taking a leak and there's this hummingbird.
57:38
[SPEAKER_00]: So Rosie's like, I don't know.
57:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty yards for me.
57:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
57:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And the numbers they flying around, I don't know what the fuck does.
57:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Circuline, well, you're pissing?
57:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, no, down below, like, chest height.
57:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know, sit there and watch.
57:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:51
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not my face.
57:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm taking a leak.
57:53
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, kind of, it kind of goes down and it goes sideways.
57:57
[SPEAKER_00]: So now it's like down by my dick.
58:00
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, you probably thought it was going to have to drink it here.
58:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm halfway done pissing.
58:07
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't got all that much laugh.
58:09
[SPEAKER_00]: But now I can see him making he wants a drink.
58:11
[SPEAKER_00]: No fucking way, he wants a drink.
58:14
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, Rosie, quickly come here.
58:16
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what?
58:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just, hurry up come here.
58:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I do want to stop being, right?
58:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:20
[SPEAKER_00]: And she comes up and she looks, she's like, holy fuck, that thing's in a drinking piss.
58:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I know.
58:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding my piss.
58:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm running out.
58:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it hasn't come in for the drink.
58:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's almost there.
58:35
[SPEAKER_00]: It's hovering and getting closer.
58:37
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to keep stream going because I think he's gonna come in and just drink off the stream.
58:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I'm like oh shit now I'm probably I'm like who I'm trying to force it out there?
58:45
[SPEAKER_00]: So then now the fucking thing it could have just had a drink for like the last ten seconds.
58:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is not
58:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just dribbling and I'm like, now it's facing my dick and it's right up.
58:57
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, she's like, don't move, I'm like, okay.
58:58
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I just, I'm done.
58:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm out.
58:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like, just dribbling and I'll send, it gets closer and I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
59:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
59:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god dude.
59:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh shit I jumped up and I'm like shit.
59:12
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit that I can't believe I just didn't.
59:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you.
59:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna like a BJ from a fuck.
59:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit.
59:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit.
59:19
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:20
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:25
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:27
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck.
59:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna shit from a fuck
59:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's, that takes the cake.
59:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never heard a story yet.
59:43
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm happy she was there to see it.
59:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
59:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was there, I could call bullshit on this right.
59:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Roseiro was there.
59:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you call her shit.
59:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell you.
59:52
[SPEAKER_01]: She's not lying.
59:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Holy fuck dude.
59:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's unbelievable.
59:56
[SPEAKER_01]: What do we got here?
59:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's a fucking hour.
59:58
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
59:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You got nothing else to, if I could say we don't want to get into the fucking ending.
1:00:01
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'll talk this too long.
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting coming to get you.
1:00:04
[SPEAKER_00]: You might be here already, who will go?
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he's here already.
1:00:07
[SPEAKER_00]: He went to get sushi with his friend.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in just in Barksville.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they just did QF.
1:00:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck, he might be here.
1:00:14
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a guy on the phone.
1:00:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Is he gonna phone you?
1:00:16
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what he's gonna do.
1:00:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we'll sign up for this.
1:00:20
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll go down the greenhouse.
1:00:21
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll check out the garden or something and fuck around.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
1:00:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thanks for having me on Donio.
1:00:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for fucking coming again, buddy.
1:00:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Appreciate it.
1:00:27
[SPEAKER_00]: We ended up just bullshit instead of talking about specific topics.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_00]: This is okay.
1:00:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just sit around with two guys having a bullshit.
1:00:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Good stories come up.
1:00:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck that guy dying on the plane and you getting a blow drop from a fucking oven bird.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It's shocking.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
1:00:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And tell everybody a dick so small.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know you got a small big one to the track.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome dude.
1:00:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Right on.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a lot brother.
1:00:57
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll may I see you guys next week for another episode of the caveman a politically crack caveman podcast.
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we see you.
1:01:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_00]: See you.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_00]: See you bro.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait.