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620: My Conventional Wisdom · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys. What are you doing? Sir? We have a
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: new sound effect. I am fine. Well, okay, let's hear
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: the new sound effect found. Am I a honky? It
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: sits right next to fuck your sound effects machine? Are
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: you're excited about it? Yeah? Wasn't that a Sarah Chalk question?
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  Speaker 1: At one point? Didn't she in the show? I think
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  Speaker 1: in real life? Oh no, in real life she didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think she didn't know the word because she's Canadian
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  Speaker 1: and maybe they don't have that term in Canada. And
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  Speaker 1: I think early on I said you don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that means? And she goes, no, I go go ask
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  Speaker 1: Donald if you are one, And I think she did
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  Speaker 1: walk up to me and literally asked me Donald like
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  Speaker 1: an Elliott voice. Yeah, like Janitor Canada. Am I a honky? Dude?
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: It's so hot outside that the UK is losing their
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: mother faking mind. You came on fire? Well? Oh yeah,
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: because they traditionally don't have air conditioning in their in
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: their wilds. The yo they're telling listen man, like the
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: it's like, uh, don't look up that movie. Don't look up.
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  Speaker 1: I saw It's just like that in the UK right
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  Speaker 1: now where the meteorologists and all of the weather people
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  Speaker 1: are like, Yo, it's gonna be so hot that we're
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  Speaker 1: not We're not built for this. It's gonna be hot.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna be casualties. It's gonna be hot like that,
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  Speaker 1: And then the freaking anchors and everything are like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: you need to chill out with all of this gloom
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  Speaker 1: to It was that I saw that same viral video.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was literally they're like, don't look up
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  Speaker 1: the movie in real life, and the anchor was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Jim, it's not that bad, and he's like, no, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be thousands of fatalities because of this. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: senior citizens and people who can't handle it sitting in
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  Speaker 1: a fucking I'm gonna be honest for the first time
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  Speaker 1: in my life, I'm hoping that the meteorologists gets it wrong,
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: or that the weather man gets it wrong right, but
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  Speaker 1: he's coming out. It's just it's just across Europe they
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  Speaker 1: can I guess, you know, they can tell that they're
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  Speaker 1: just not prepared for these temperatures. Do you say the
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  Speaker 1: video of the in China they showed they had saw
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  Speaker 1: this video, so you know how they have this hardcore
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  Speaker 1: um COVID people. They're all in white suits, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they look like Ninja's like like all buttoned up like
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  Speaker 1: that and like all white suits and they're all taped
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  Speaker 1: up like mega hardcore. These people are are collapsing in
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  Speaker 1: the heat. And they showed this one woman they opened
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: up her her ankle where you know, where it's taped,
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  Speaker 1: and water comes pouring out and you you're like, what
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: is that? It's sweat. Yeah, it looked like did you
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  Speaker 1: see that video? It was it was it was It's
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  Speaker 1: all over the it was all over the web yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and it was just like these people are like China
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  Speaker 1: is is is particularly really really really fucking hot right
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  Speaker 1: now and these people and their hardcore COVID outfits are
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: still having to do their job or you know, it's insane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's this is this is what they were talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is coming a bit earlier, you know, you know earlier.
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  Speaker 1: That's earlier than they predicted. What the end of the
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  Speaker 1: world or that the heat the heat wave that's coming
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: well both, I mean the these they said the heat
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  Speaker 1: wave would be right now the next five years. They said,
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  Speaker 1: if we can correct it within this five years, we're good.
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  Speaker 1: But if I thought I thought, I thought, I heard
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  Speaker 1: that someone say, again, this is all just like stuff
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  Speaker 1: you see on I watched a lot of news and
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  Speaker 1: skim shit on on the interwebs. But someone saying that
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  Speaker 1: these are whereby far exceeding the graph of of of
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  Speaker 1: what they expected the temperatures to be reaching. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: is right, Daniel, you know this stuff. Yeah, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be getting hotter for a while, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of mitigating efforts that we can do. However, or
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  Speaker 1: there's still enough carbon in the air that is trapped
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  Speaker 1: by our atmosphere right now to hit that two degrees
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  Speaker 1: celsius of warming that like we were told like, oh
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  Speaker 1: we might, we may might not hit. It's like that's
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  Speaker 1: just kind of a fact. We're going to hit that.
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  Speaker 1: We would need to really cut carbon emissions like entirely
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  Speaker 1: right now and then start our MIDI year. That's not
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Let's be honest. Yeah, no, it's not happen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a good time to buy a house at
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  Speaker 1: sea level, no, precisely, um, but it is. It is
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  Speaker 1: a good time to invest in, you know, technology companies
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  Speaker 1: that are looking at things like carbon capture. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have anything really huge in that department yet,
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  Speaker 1: but that's like what we need to do. What we
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  Speaker 1: need to be doing is taking carbon out of the
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  Speaker 1: out of the atmosphere, because the amount that's already trapped
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  Speaker 1: there from all of the natural expulsion of whatever that
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  Speaker 1: we've done already is enough to hit that two degrees
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  Speaker 1: of warming. We should be clear climate change was going
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  Speaker 1: to happen regardless. We just boosted it. Why you wearing
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  Speaker 1: a hoodie? Is your ac so crank that you're wearing
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  Speaker 1: a hoodie? No? I like to sweat, Okay, hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand because it's really fucking hot out
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  Speaker 1: and you're wearing Yeah it is. It is really hot
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  Speaker 1: out right now, and I kind of like to sweat
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  Speaker 1: a little, can you do? Yeah? I like to get
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  Speaker 1: a nice little lather going, Hey, doom, your eyes, get
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  Speaker 1: it all nice and lathering. Today's my last night on
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  Speaker 1: the TV show. Oh, I have a night to night
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  Speaker 1: driving scene with sol Han Solo, Jason Siegel, and Michael Yuri.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: Do you know him? He's really funny? I bet he is.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm done. Congratulations. I think I might go
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: flying with Harrison Ford, whoa Donald? How do you feel
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  Speaker 1: about this? This is gonna make your eat your villain
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  Speaker 1: origin story. Um, it's already begun. It's already begun. It
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  Speaker 1: has already begun. Ninety eight percent of the comments on
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  Speaker 1: my picture of Harrison Ford on Instagram are are everyone
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  Speaker 1: checking in on you? On your on your health or
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  Speaker 1: so like. They're very sweet and very empathetic. They're like,
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: how's Donald? Very funny? You can come flying with us
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: if you want. No, no, no, no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. Just just be careful with it. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a private pilot, so as long as he stays in
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  Speaker 1: a prop plane, I feel like I'm a good copilot.
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  Speaker 1: I can't fly chess. That's that's great. I'm good. He
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  Speaker 1: implied that he was going to invite me, and I was,
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  Speaker 1: I'm totally down. You wouldn't go If I said, my
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: friend Donald wants to come with us, I'm gonna chew
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: eat the fuck out of it. So if anything goes wrong,
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: we're fine. I'm good. Yeah, would you not come? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know? With Harrison Ford's record of crashing prop prop planes,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, in his defense, in his defense, it
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  Speaker 1: was an old antique plane and it was ended it
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  Speaker 1: successfully on No, he really did. So the story is
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  Speaker 1: actually that he's about the helicopters. I think he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: had a helicopter accident. The one that was the one
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: that was dan, I'll look it up. The one that
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  Speaker 1: was highly publicized was an old plane that lost its
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  Speaker 1: engine and he successfully landed on a golf course, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: on Penmark golf course. He landed it. In nineteen eighty nine,
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  Speaker 1: he crashed landed his helicopter during a training flight in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, but both he and the instructor were unhurt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was training. A year later, a plane he was
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  Speaker 1: flying had to make an emergency landing in Nebraska. Again,
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  Speaker 1: he and his passenger escaped unhurt. He's a badass, so
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  Speaker 1: even if he crashes, he's good at it. So if
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: you were me and you were a private pilot and
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  Speaker 1: you could land a propeller plane, you wouldn't go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would totally go if I could fly. If I
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  Speaker 1: could fly, here's the thing. At some point in it,
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  Speaker 1: you have you if something were to go wrong, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you at least have enough knowledge to be like, I
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  Speaker 1: could be in some way of control of this situation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if it's I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: in the back seat. Just be like, that's so loud, Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: it went red and I'm all the way at six.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that thing. Well, I will, um, I will
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  Speaker 1: keep everyone updated if if it goes down. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: no pun intended. All right, should we get into the show?
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  Speaker 1: Very funny, there's some other things that we need to Okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, brother, go ahead. It's so fucking hot. We
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: did that, we did did we do that bit already?
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  Speaker 1: I just thought we should re just re retouch on
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  Speaker 1: the it's so hot. It's hot, and I'm grateful to
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  Speaker 1: to have air conditioning and I'm grateful to have a
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  Speaker 1: roof over my head. And uh, we have to remember
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  Speaker 1: how blessed we are. Some people are lying out on
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  Speaker 1: the fucking cement right now, and uh, it's it's lethal
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  Speaker 1: yether cooking, literally cooking. Yeah, anyway, let's get into the show.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It's about Scrubs, the TV show. You guys
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  Speaker 1: remember that show and there show was there a show
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: called Scrubs that there was. It was very beloved and
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: um and um, this is a long episode. I believe
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: it's a super sized one because it's twenty five minutes long.
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  Speaker 1: We used to occasionally get um NBC would call it supersized,
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  Speaker 1: and I think this is one of those because it's
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  Speaker 1: twenty five as opposed to twenty two. Well, this is
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  Speaker 1: one of my Mike McDonald's. Yeah, this is one of
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  Speaker 1: my Mike McDonald First of all, this is one of
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  Speaker 1: my favorite supersized episode. Very good episode, very funny and
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  Speaker 1: counter about show we made about a bunch of nurses.
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  Speaker 1: So get around here, a yeahdoo around here. Mike McDonald,
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  Speaker 1: famous from Matt TV, has gone on to become a
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  Speaker 1: director of television. Yes, he starred in other things obviously. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he's one of the funnier people that came in
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  Speaker 1: as a director. Yes, there were very few directors that
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  Speaker 1: could come in and actually have joke input on things.
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  Speaker 1: That's very true. Donald and Mike would come in and
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  Speaker 1: his jokes would make the show. So the best comedy
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  Speaker 1: director in TV archetype that we we both liked, was
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  Speaker 1: someone who not only could direct the show and and
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  Speaker 1: and make the camera move in a cool way and
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  Speaker 1: go quickly, but also could come up with additional jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Was there to pitch alongside me and Donald and Bill
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  Speaker 1: and Neil and everybody. And Mike was certainly one of
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  Speaker 1: those people because he's, you know, an improv sketch comedian
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  Speaker 1: from Mad TV, most famously Um and this was his
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  Speaker 1: very first episode. He's gone on to become a successful
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  Speaker 1: TV director. And but he's not only the director of
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: this episode, Donald, but he's the voice of doctor Toilett,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: you and else. You know what else is special about
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  Speaker 1: this episode? Oh, I already knows what else is special
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  Speaker 1: about this episode? Caught it. I thought you might have
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: missed him. I'm not gonna miss that no way. As
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I even looked for it. So
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: for so my father, who has since passed away, everybody
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: and my stepmother came to visit on the day of
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: the convention where it's revealed that Elizabeth Banks, the character
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: of Kim, is pregnant. And if you look, I wrote
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  Speaker 1: down the time codes they get featured around ten minutes
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  Speaker 1: and thirty three seconds, in eleven minutes and five seconds,
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  Speaker 1: in thirteen minutes and seventeen seconds in if you're curious.
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  Speaker 1: In the beautiful light blue sweater. That is my father,
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  Speaker 1: who I miss a lot, and my stepmother's next to him,
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  Speaker 1: and he just loved the show, and he loved Donald
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  Speaker 1: and he was so proud of us, and and and
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  Speaker 1: also you know, as I've said before, I got into
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  Speaker 1: acting because my father loved acting. My father did community theater.
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  Speaker 1: So not to not to like, you know, brag about
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  Speaker 1: my dad, but if you look at his background work,
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  Speaker 1: he's really killing it and doing a great job. He does.
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  Speaker 1: He crushes. Not every background not every background person is
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  Speaker 1: as good as my father. My father sold the hell
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: out of attendee at a conference. The thing that got
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  Speaker 1: me was how young they both look. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: it was like wow, you know what I mean. That
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: was so it was just so beautiful. I found myself
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: this is what happened. The scene happened, and right away
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: I said, oh shit, housing this housing this right right,
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  Speaker 1: And so it comes again and now I'm looking in
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  Speaker 1: the backgrounds like I know, he's behind us, where is he?
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  Speaker 1: And then I found him right away. Yeah. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: looks so handsome. He looks a lot like you know,
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  Speaker 1: he get used to get literally mistaken for Hugh Heffner.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: He does look like um, a bit like Hugh Hefner.
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  Speaker 1: He did look like a bit like Hugh Hefner, and
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  Speaker 1: for the most part, people would come up to him
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  Speaker 1: and go, I know who you are, and I'll leave
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  Speaker 1: you alone. Like it was that much. And when one
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: time at a one time at a Mets game he
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: loved the metson he would go to lots of Mets games.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I got him seasons tickets, and he one time, instead
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  Speaker 1: of being like I'm not, I'm not not like the vendor,
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  Speaker 1: one of the vendors was like, I know who you are,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll leave you alone. Um, and my dad instead
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  Speaker 1: of being like no, no, no no, no, he kind of
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: pointed at the guy like our little secret. And then
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: of course the vendor went on to tell everyone in
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: the row that Hugh Hefner was in the section, and
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: it got to the point whe people coming down to
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: look at him and people and my dad was like,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta move. We can't, we can't stay here,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: because it was like distracting him from the game, so
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: he had to move. Do you have any pictures of that,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: like when you were a kid of like people that
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: you thought was somebody else and then you took a
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  Speaker 1: picture with him, and then you look at it now
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh the fuck is this? What do
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: you mean? I lost a track about yours. So on
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  Speaker 1: the internet, there are a lot of pictures of people
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  Speaker 1: who thought they met Michael Jackson, or thought they met me,
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  Speaker 1: or thought they met like, you know, all of these
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: other celebrities and stuff like that, people who kind of
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: favored not look alike look alikes, but favored, uh, these celebrities.
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  Speaker 1: So I saw one where it's clearly not Michael Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: It is an impersonator, it's not even a but it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it's clearly not Michael Jackson. And this kid's got
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: his arm around him all geeked. And I guess Mike
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  Speaker 1: came to the hood in this kid's mind, you know
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: what I mean, came all the way down to like
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I've seen pictures of people
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  Speaker 1: have sent me d ms saying it was so fun
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  Speaker 1: hanging out with you tonight. Thanks for the picture. And
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: it's somebody else, yeah, one of them. One dude. One
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  Speaker 1: dude's like literally you could tell at some point these
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: people decided to pay for his drink or something, and
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, fucking I'm Donald Fazon, I don't
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: And he ran with it. I had this thing with
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Dax where sometimes um people will be like, hey, man,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I just loved we go to prison. What's the Dax's
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: movie about prison? Oh? I don't know, Dan, I'll look
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: it up, but something he was in some movie like,
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  Speaker 1: And then I'll always text Dax and be like, just
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: so you know, the guy at the hardware store, um,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: last Hollywood loves Let's go to prison. That's the one.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Let's go to prison. And then I'll be like I
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: told him that I Dax do not like it when
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: people make eye contact with me. Please refrain from talking
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: to me. You should be like you should next time
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: somebody does that. You should And you get to the
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: no eye contact part, you should first talk about yourself
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: in the third person. First of all, das don't take
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: and never really do it. But I always tell Dax
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: was like that that whomever has mistaken me for him,
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  Speaker 1: that I was very rude to them and tell them
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: that yeah, like third person, like, do not look Dax
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  Speaker 1: in the eyes. All right. So Elliott is super stoked
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: because Schmer and Keith are planning a wedding. Yes, but
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: really Elliot's planning the wedding. He says to her two
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: months is not out of timely because Elliott has backed
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: it into a church reservation she's made for many, many years.
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  Speaker 1: And all Elliott hears in when Keith says two months
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: is not of time is go ahead and do whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want, regardless of what I say. And she's off
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  Speaker 1: to the races, planning her wedding within two months. Yes, um,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: you say something like refeeing up. Um, Well, first of all,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: JD can't stop thinking about Elliott. Yes, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: that happen when when you know, you might think you're
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: over someone and then you hear that they're engaged or
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: they had a baby, and you're like, oh shit, it's
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: harder now, you know, Yeah, I know, well they have
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: a baby. What do you mean, Well, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: mean like a shit ton of responsibility at that point.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, he's caught feelings because you know, shit's
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: getting real with Keith, real, real, real, real, Like well, yeah,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: it's marriage real, that's that's crazy. So to take his
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: mind off a thing, Turk invites Jad to Phoenix to
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: a surgical uh conference right in uh where there's gonna
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: be chicks, there's gonna be food, it's gonna be drink.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: They can do all of their little jokes that they've
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: wanted to do. You can go on a wacky adventure.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: And we do a joke about how when you when
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: in films, when you crane up and the car's going
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: off in the distance, you can still hear people talking. Yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: well the car is off screen and now it's just
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: now it's just a picture of a parking lot. They're
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: still talking and turcast to go pee and they just left.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: But before that, we have a basic instinct too. Joke
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: where JD shows that he used movie phone for those
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: of you who are too young to know. And it's amazing,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: you guys, that we have listeners who are too young
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: to know what movie phone. I appreciate. I'm gonna say
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: this right now. I appreciate those listeners. I appreciate you.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you for going what the heck is movie phone?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you for not knowing what the facts machine
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: sounds like. I appreciate the modem dialing up. Yeah, I
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: appreciate you for that. I appreciate you. Will certain Danil
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: will insert a old school modem dialing up noise here.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: This is how we used to connect to the yes
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: beginnings of the internet music to my ears. But we
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: used to call for those of you who don't know
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: to find out movie times before the internet on a landline.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You'd call on online from a landline, and I knew
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: a pretty good impression of the guy. You're ready, Yeah,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: if you know the name of the movie, you'd like
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: to see pros. That's pretty good, right, Yeah? And then
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: remember when they made it so that you had to
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: type the first three letters yes, And then he would
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: be like if you selected arrow, oh yeah, he would
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: do like the tone of the movie, he'd be like,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: you have selected die Hard or you have selected up. Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you have selected yeah. Like if it was an up movie,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: if it was a comedy, he'd do a little twist.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: If it was a dark movie, he'd go down. Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder what he would do for like romantic comedy
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: just or not? Can't be a comedy, just like romance movies.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe like you have selected When Harry Met Sally. That's
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies of all time. Man, it's
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: a classic. It's one of my favorite. Anyway, that guy
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: owned the compan the little tribute for you. I did
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: not know that, Yeah, I did not know that anyway.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: So that's how we used to find out. If I
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: did not know that, Press one. If you know the
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: name of the movie you'd like to see. Press one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: For a list of other movies, Press two, or to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: browse or to brood let the third one, or to
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: browse through a current list of movie through a current
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: list of movies that are out. Please anyway. So JD
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: is calling to look up Basic Instinct two and which
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I've never seen. Have any of you seen Basic Instinct two?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think the people that were in Basic Instinct
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: too Basic Instinct too well. The only reason anyone saw
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Basic Instinct one was because it was very controversial um
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: and got a dynamite cast Tod. I'm just saying, you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: cannot basically minimize you cannot minimize the controversy of the
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Vagina Shop, which was which hadn't been done in an
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: R rated movie. But it was a closeup of a
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: vagina as her. It wasn't a close up. Oh, it
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: wasn't close upould have been just vagina labia, pure labia.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what it was. No, it was a
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: shot of her sinning and she was at a skirt
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: on and she had her legs crossed, and then she
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: uncrossed her legs to reveal to the detectives who are
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: interrogating her her labia MAJORA and um. And then she
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: crossed her legs again, and it was very titilating and
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: very taboo for an R rated movie. Taboo. Hold on now,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: when you say tittilating meaning your nipples got aroused, No,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: tittilating means arousing, right, Tonald Right, dw Yeah indeed, but
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: but I mean that might be a side effect. Maybe Yeah,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: a side effect might be your nipples getting hard, But
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: tittilating means arousing. It was naughty, it was provocative, It
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: made things shift. Did you see this movie as a kid?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I think I did. I'm sure I shifted. I don't know.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It was so many I'm going to say something right now,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Basic Instinct. Oh, well you can. I'm
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: sure you can YouTube the scene. Do you think it's
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: still as provocative as it was back then? It's still
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a young Sharon Stone looking like a knockout showing her
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: lady of MAJORA. Wow, I've seen a lot of Sharon
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Stone movies. It was actually a good movie, I think, right,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Daniel I don't remember. Yeah, absolutely, I mean I think
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: it's a pretty widely regarded, like decent movie. It was.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: It was Paul Verhoeven, I think right, it was What's
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the One? What's the One? With Michael Douglas and Bid Attraction? Yes,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: when I was a good movie. That's a scary movie.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: That's a good movie. I recommend that I have a funny.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Oh y'all out there, who think I have a funny,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: this is what could happen. I have a funny anecdote
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: about that movie. We were. I were Lauren as you know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I went to high school Lauren Hill and I have
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: a memory we were all the same constants together, and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: somehow it came up, um the discussion in high school like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: oh my god, don't go see certain movies with your parents,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Who'll be so embarrassed. And I remember Lauren Hill telling
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the anecdote that she had gone to see Fatal Attraction
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: with her mother. Oh my gosh, which is a very
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: sexual movie. And you certainly wouldn't want to be sitting
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: next to your mother while watch him. Dude. One of
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: my because it's a random anager that popped in my
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: head when I thought of that movie. That's great because
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: this popped in my head because of that, because of
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you know how popular mister T was when the A
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Team came out. Right, he did a movie called DC Cab.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Did you see DC Cab? I think it was like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: his only movie shot, right, No, he was in Rocky
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: three two. Man. Oh, I'm sorry, of course, but like
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: he didn't get outside of Rocky three. I don't think
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: he had that many shots. One of them, DC Cab
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: was Cab. Sorry, And there's a scene where they go
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: into the strip club in the movie. And we I
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: was very young when it came out, and the way
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: we sold it to this dude's mom was that mister
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: T is in the movie. It's there's mister T. There's
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: no way he'd ever do a movie. That's yeah, mister
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: T was very wholesome. Right, We go to the movie
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: and the strip scene happens, and she tells us to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: cover our eyes. Who's your friend's mom? Yeah? Did you
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: do it? Come on, buddy? Yeah, man, I watched that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: whole show. I was like, oh, ass, Titti's no vagina
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: but thong titty. I was yeah. I remember being like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: holy shit. I remember at one point because at one point,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: some girl comes out and she just has on a
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: towel and uh, the person grabs the towel. I think it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's even what's his name that does it? Uh,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: that's this is his scene. Uh, Gary Busey, who's one
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of the stars in this movie. Hep he ripped the towel,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: including mister T. Yeah, mister T. Gary Busey rips the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: towel off the stripper and she's standing in the street
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: yelling at them in the middle of DC butt naked,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and I just remember being like, oh shit, and my
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you know, saying that out loud, and my friend's mom
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, what's your mouth? Before she
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: was in over her head to us only it was wholesome.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She had to go and tell my mom what was
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: in the movie. After the boys have seen some titties. Yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: we've seen some things, Shirley, surely. I remember walking to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: my parents room. We didn't have a cable. We had
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: a thing in Jersey called WHT. You never heard of that?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: WHOA do you remember WHT? Oh? They played porn on
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: WHT on WHT? Yes they did, well, okay, maybe late night.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I was I was very young and but we didn't
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: get cable in my town for some reason. But for
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: some reason, the only thing we got was like the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: early HBO um was this box and you couldn't get
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe it came to the phone line. I don't know
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: how it worked, but we had ht WHT was eight
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: was the equivalent of HBO. It was just like HBO Rush,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: but this was like for some reason, my town didn't
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: get a normal cable and so it's all we had,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: and they were all rated movies. My bad. Let me
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: let me say one thing just to just to before
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you go into it. HBO came in a cable box.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: WHT you had to order through something. I don't know
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: if it was a phone or something, a separate thing,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: but it was something completely different. There was a box, right,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: but there was the WHT box and then there was
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the the whatever the cable box. All we had was WHT.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: And I remember my brother, older brother was allowed to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: be in my It was only in my parents room,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: and he was allowed to be in there watching al
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: rated movies. And I walk in and he's watching stripes
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: number stripes of course, and there's a big mud wrestling
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: naked mud wrestling scene. Bill Murray yeah, and I and
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I walk in and I'm like, He goes, You're not
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: allowed to be in here, being like the tough older brother,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yes, I am. And he's like this
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: is an already, You're not allowed to be in your
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: get out and I was like, it's not our And
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: then he goes up to the TV where the mudresting
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: scene was happening. He goes, really, what are these kick
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: me out? It was like it was like the prosecution,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the prosecution rested. I was like, those are titties? Man?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Which brother? Was it? Gosh? I had I had nothing
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: left to say those yeah turning kick kick what is it? Kick?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Mud rocks? Kick rocks? All right? Back to the show. Um,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: we come back and so we go to say she
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: didn't even show her over JJ and I see it's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it's on the DVD extras labeled Vagina Right. Why are
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: we inside with shades on? We're just trying to look cool.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, for those of you who follow who
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: like trivia and scrubs wiki things, you'll notice that the
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: lobby of our Phoenix Hotel is the same place where
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: we held the TCW funeral home. It's also the formers
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: of Sportsman's Lodge. Sportsman's Lodge in Hollywood, it's not there anymore,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: not in Hollywood. In the valley. Sorry, in the valley
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: they tore down. Uh they built a new one. I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: think I know there's a I know there's an Air
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: one over there. If you ever want to buy expensive
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: but good food, go to Air one. There you go.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: That's donald for with a free Air one player. And
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: when I mean expensive, I mean you know how whole
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: food just hold checks. This motherfucker will take your house.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I know people not in LA probably don't know what
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: it is, or you've influencers are always like posting that
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: they're there. It's it's it's beautiful, but it's the food
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: is amazing too. It's it's beautiful, but it's stupid expensive.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something ain't not in Like strawberries
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: from Air one. Yeah, Like people are always you can
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: look online and people posting like the dumbest shit they'll find,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like bone broth one hundred dollars. Yeah, ridiculous. But anyway
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: back to my point, Um, if you like um little
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: scrubs Wicky trivia like that, Um, that's the same lobby
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: where we did tasty Komo wife's husband's funeral and Amy
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Smart and I Mac in the closet. There's something else
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that was there. Also that Spiller directed the episode. I'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: sure we used it a bunch. Is like generic Big Big.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You could see it in so many movies. Also, I'm
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: sure it's a go too. And then this is my
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: favorite part of the television show, Old MC shows up. Wait, sorry,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: does Old MC come before Kelso and his posse's strut in?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: And Kelso says, me and my fellow chiefs of medicine
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: gonna tear this bitch up. That was funny. Well yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and then Kelso walking around with the bottle glued to
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: his face for the rest of the episode was hilarious too,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and was very funny in this episode, very funny. You
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: could tell he was having fun. Yeah, okay, so yes,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Old MC. Now explain to me. I had to look
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: it up to see if this really wasn't really Young MC.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It's not. It's an actor. No, it's an actor playing right,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: So Daniel, if you could, I'll look it up. I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: happened to just look it up, so I'll look it
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: up for you. So hold on, let's shout him out
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Leon Simmons Junior played Old Young MC. So Leon Simmons
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Junior who played Old MC. Yeah, the Young MC impersonator
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a conventions at conventions was cast because we asked Young
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: MC to do the show. He didn't want to do
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it because he didn't want to play himself. He wanted
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: to play somebody else and he probably wouldn't say his
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: catchphrase bust to move, because that's always extra. We learned
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: from JC in Good Times that's saying Dino Light was extra.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know that's the I don't know if that's
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: the case. I don't because I don't think that's his catchphrase.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: But we learned that. He was like, I'm not gonna
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: play myself. I'll play anybody else. And we were like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: but the joke is right, and he's like no. So somehow, Bill,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the genius that he is, created Old m C. Old
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: MC is in the world of Scrubs, a Young MC
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: impersonator only at conventions. Only at conventions. He makes that
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: convention money. But he's really freaking He's like and he
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: does his job well. He'll sit at the bar with
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you and say, bust to move. That's all he'll say.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That's it. Till the end. Till the end when Jad
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: finally has another you have a problem, sir. But Jad
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: takes his advice and busts to move right on out
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: of the Jady goes against Turk's advice to stay and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: deal with this new surprise instead busts to move back
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to the hospital. Right. Okay, So to this day, Leon
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and I have played golf together. Oh really, you know, dude,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: we run into each other at the golf course and
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: played around at Van Eye's golf course. It's a little executive, uh,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: a couple of times and have waved to each other.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I want to get him a shout out. He did
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a great job on this man. It was funny just
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: with his facial expressions alone, because you know, saying bust
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to move over and over and over again can get old,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, No pun intended, and he
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: found a way to make it. Well. We are riffs
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: to him. Are so funny When I'm like you, bust
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to move, You're the one who should be busting moves. Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: we're so geeked. Oh my god, did Young MC have
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: other hit songs other than bust to Move? Don't just
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: send that bust to move you move it, you got it?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Got it? I think that's it? Okad wild thing? Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: my god, remember funky cold Medina. But one of these
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: one of the one of these things are the same.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: One of these things were like, wasn't it the same? Nope,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: never mind, I want to give you a piece of
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: funky cold Meadina. Just be putting on the young kids
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: should know what is funky coldmandina? Nobody knows, I think,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: but it's it isn't an aphrodisiac. I think so it's
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: a drink. Oh, it's a drink. And I think it's
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: an app and got a boar, aren't. I'm looking for smac.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: But like Lake Jaggers said, I can't get no satisfact
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I can't get no ram. But none of them want
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to get with me. All right for thirty seconds, I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think. Is I recall the lyrics? Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: one of the lyrics something about it being an apphrodisiac. Right,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: you're right, yes, it is that. We talked about this
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: already on the show. No we didn't, Yeah we did.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Did we ever bring on funky Colmandina because Elizabeth Banks
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: character die of something died of a funk from a
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: funky Comadina which coina. No, she hasn't died yet, she's pregnant. No,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. Is somebody that she knew died from
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a funky coma. I don't remember, and it's only like
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: twenty ago. I don't. I need Joel here. Joel's not
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: here today, but I need her to confirm that. We
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Dann, what is it? Long story short, You're right.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: A funky colmadina is a is a afrodisiac kind of liquid. Yes,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: basically tone locus. Samuel on the other side of the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: club watching all these girls hang with this no name
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: chump and he's like, what's the deal, and he's like,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: funky cole meadina. Oh okay, I'm not No, we're gonna
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: say a quick break. We'll be right back, my honky
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and we're bad. Were bad? Eat these bowls? Zach okay um.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So Elliot's inviting everyone to her and is it her wedding?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: And yeah, she's handing out invitations and she diss Colonel doctor,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Colonel doctor really badly. Poor girl doctor, poor doctor, poor
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: coleman Slovsky. Yeah, that was a rough moment for Colonel Doctor.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Probably one of his one of the lowest moments in
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the series for a colonel doctor. Yeah, um, she'd we
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: learned that she's been planning the wedding for ten years.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: She has a giant album of collage and plans, and
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: you know, I imagine that there are a lot of
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: people out there who have been planning their weddings since
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: they were children. Yeah, I'm sure. Um, I don't know
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: to the extent that Elliott has. She already has the
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: font in her mind what she wants. Uh, she went
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to calligraphy camp to who really gets to know and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: when and when Keith gets the font wrong, she she
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: quickly does the perfect good calligraphy on his chest. Yes,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the janitor has now taken the role of chief of medicine.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: He even asked, which was great. He asks everybody in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the hospital, Hey, look, Kelso's gone, which and I can't
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: freaking do my role playing thing that I do with
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Warhammer or something like that, because he bought a real
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: warhammer to it to session to a DND session. So
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: he fucked he fucked up the table when he threw
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: it down on the table, and he's like, I need
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: to get my pay and they're like, can He's like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: can I play the chief of medicine? And the whole
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hospital is like, yeah, go for it. Man. Little do
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: they know his role playing turns out to be one
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: of the best things that's ever happened to the hospital. Right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He's he's somehow figured out a way to get children's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: daycare going on there. Yep. Uh. The ultimately Ted's happy
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: to go to work every morning. Yep, Ted's happy. He
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: makes Ted facts a whole book. He ultimately brings in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: doctor Toilet. Now, let's get to this freaking fantasy. Let's
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: get to this fantasy about Roger Toilet. The fucking Toilet's
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: name is Roger. Yes. Now, Roger in this fantasy is
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: a working doctor at the hospital. Yes, And he's a colleague. Yes.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: And I have to have an uncomfortable conversation with him
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: because even though he's a toilet, he is a working
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: doctor at the hospital. And I shot him down his throat,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: shut down his throat, and it's played totally straight, and
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I have an earnest conversation with him. JD shut down
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: his throat while he was taking a nap too, So no, No,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: that's what's fucked up is that's when it starts off
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: as he was like, you know you say, you say
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were a real toilet. I mean,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were a doctor. I thought
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you were something like that because you were like He
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: was like, I was taking a nap and you were like, yeah,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know because you didn't respond. Made you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: sit on top of him, and he's like, you didn't respond.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: You didn't think I was responding. I was yelling while
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you were taking your number two down my throat and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you go and JD says, oh, I thought that was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: me my defense, Roger, I thought those noises were coming
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: from me. That is some twisted ship, unintended. And then
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: at the fantasy ends with him taking another nap, he
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: says to his assistant, hold on my calls, I'm gonna
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: take any leans back in his chair, and then you
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: see j D sneaking in with the newspaper. He's like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: there are sixty seven toilets in this hospital. Why don't
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: you use one that's not an actual doctor? That was
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: what dude, listen, I'm not just a friend. Oh gosh.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Some of the best, some of the best fantasies just
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: to break him down, the fact that the toilet somehow
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: formed consciousness, and then decided he might just love that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Bill decided that it should all be played totally straight.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: It's just as though you're talking to a fellow doctor, right,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and you shit down his throat. Yeah, Mike McDonald again,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the voice of the toilet. Yeah. Um, so Cox, that
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: was cool? When Cox clever? When when Cox in the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: cafeteria with Elliott gets in her head and he says,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you're only with Keith because you want to get married.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You're not with Keith because he's your true, you know,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: life partner, you you if And he does this thing
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: where he eliminates all the options. You know, the men
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: are to old, the guys who were gay, the the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: guys who were creepy. Uh is ted, and Ted tries
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: to leap to not disappear, and he says about he
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: says about Mickhead, the guy who just the guy who
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: beat the murder rap for killing his wife. Yeah, everyone
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: disappears except Keith. So Cox really gets in her head
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and she realizes maybe he's right, Maybe she's just getting
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: married to get married, and Keith isn't really the one,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: He's just a placeholder. Okay. So now, what is this beef?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Because it seems to be going on forever. And there's
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: another thing that I don't understand because it happens in
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: this scene. Also, Dude, he calls me Gandhi, he calls
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you random girls names. He calls Sarah Barbarbie yeah. He
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: calls Keith Keith, Yeah about it. He calls Keith Keith.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: How does does Keith have more respect? Or you could
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: look at it the other way that like he gives
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: so little fox about Keith that he doesn't even have
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: time to come up with one of his witty nicknames.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just remember in camp, you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: there were like the cool kids got nicknames, and like
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I remember me and my friend and so badly wanted
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: nick names because like all the older cool kids had
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: nicknames and they gave like me a nickname, and he
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: didn't get one. And I was like, oh shit, Psyched
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: have nickname. But I feel bad for my buddy because
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: he didn't get a nickname. Oh my gosh, musical theater camp. Um,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: what was your nickname? I don't even remember. I know
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask. It's probably something like Javert. Yeah, brush
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Kim is pregnant. How fucked up is this? I mean,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: let's just play this is be real about it. If
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: this happened in real life, this is the most fucked
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: up thing in the world. Oh dude, Yeah, look man,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: so this is what happens. I can't stop thinking about Pippin.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Pipp Who is he playing? Pippin? That was your nickname?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm done? All right? What shows you in?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: All right? So what are your thoughts on Kim lying
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: about carrying my child? Fucked up? Dude, that's fucked up.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And it happens, you know what I mean. It happens
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: all the time. Uh, and you know, really it happens.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it happens. But that's so fucked up. Yeah,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: you know it is fucked up. But you know, I mean,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: especially especially in a world where this guy would have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: been a good father who showed up. Whoa, it's not
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: it would have been someone who would have been a
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: bad influence or would have been a bad father. This
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: is a guy who, with all his flaws, would have
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: showed up and provided financial help and would have been
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: an amazing daddy even if they weren't together. But it
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: would have been a good relationship too, because even when
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: they when they broke up, they didn't break up because
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of because of not getting along. They broke up because
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: she took a job far away, you know what I mean.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's really fucked up. I mean, like
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: just I'm just saying, outside the world of a comedic
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: television show, I just find it really fucked up that
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: someone would do that. It happens, well, I'm sure it
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: does happen, but that's that's tragic. And I was. I
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: was sad for j D because even though you know
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Kim might not have been the one for him, ultimately,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you know that you can tell that JD's going to
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: be an awesome dad and and he was genuinely shocked,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: as we all would be. Yeah, I was. I remember
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: when we shot that and I hadn't read the script
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and she stepped out with a pregnant belly, and I
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, she's pregnant. Still, Donald, I'll found
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: out along with the audience. He had no idea. Well, no,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I found out when we were shooting, so a little
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: bit of earlier than yeah, But that was funny. Remember
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: when we're air groping or air grope, I go her
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: boobs look bigger, right, and yeah, I go hold on,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: let me check. And I'm like the line up the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: camera with my hands and I'm like, yeah, they're bigger,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and you got you join in. You're like, well you
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: tell me I could do it. And I look at
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: you like okay, because I didn't want an air grope
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: unless I got the okay, Yeah, I gave you. I
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: gave you permission. I didn't have the airgro um. They
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: don't have Apple teenis at the bar, but they have
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: peach teenies and I say that that's a little foofy
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: for my taste. Yeah, they've cost a line peaches too
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: much peach. I feel like peach usually that's the good drink,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like just any peach to
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: drink though, right, like when it like peach iced tea
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that snapples peachy. I used to drink that. It's probably
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: four thousand calories, but leased to drink that was tasty
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: peach snapple iced tea. Yeah, not giving it a shout out.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Not giving it a shout out because it's probably a
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: cup of sugar. We'll find out right now, dawn, how
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: much sugar is in a standard old school bottle of
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: peach Snapple iced tea. Snap Snapple peach tea has forty grams,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: which is seventy nine percent of your daily intake. And
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's forty total sugars and forty
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: grams of added sugars. And those are the ones that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: will really get it. It's not. Now, what's the coke?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What's a real what's a regular coke? Can of coke?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Nutrition facts? It's like thirty nine sugars and then it's like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: but it's like thirty seven percent ad grams of sugar. Uh,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: there's no international value at all in coke. It's just sugar.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: It is thirty nine grams, so less one less one
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: gram less than a can of coke. And then how
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: much of it is added? There's no added, there's nothing.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Coke isn't real. At least peach iced tea has no
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I've read the back of a coke recently because I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: love Coca cola. Listen, it's my favorite drink. And do
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: you drink real Coke's drink a little too much of it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: It's thirty yeah, well a twelve ounce a twelve ounce
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: can of coke is thirty nine grams of added sugars
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: and a and a. How big is this? This is
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: o sixteen ounce of sneap snap sneeple Snapple. Pha's tea
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: has forty grams. So like, I used to drink that
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: ship when I was a kid. Love it? I do. Listen,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. I love Coca Cola.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: That's one that is my only Uh, It's just such
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: a waste of calories. It's a stupid yeah, but it's
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: only like I don't drink a lot of booze anymore.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I don't drink a lot of anything anymore. The one
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: thing I do enjoy is Coca Cola, but it will
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: be the death of you if you drink it every day.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: That is, everybody likes a little ass flay, don't that's
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: another thing that you like. So um, back to the show.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: It's not just me. Everybody likes it. Everybody likes a
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: little ass plate dude. Okay, listen, plus to move. You
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: have a problem. So we're almost to the end. Um.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Jordan is the one who finally told Cox to cut
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: it out and be nice to Elliott, and that makes
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Cox come round and say, I can't believe I can
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: still get in your head like this, um, but he
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: loves the fact that he could still do it. Yes,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: but pretty much tells her you know, you know her
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: him telling her that that Jordan put him up to it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't tell her, yeah he does. He lies. He says,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Jordan told me to do this right before he No,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: it's a flashback. He goes, He goes, She goes, why
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: are you telling you this? And we flashed to Jordan
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: being like, stop fucking fucking. She calls her stick stop
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: fucking with sticks and stop messing with sticks and that,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: and then we cut back and he goes, and I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: totally did this on my own volition in so many words,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: got it, I'm about to say, because if he would
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: have said that, that would have totally sabotaged the situation,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: which he already did. He's already put the doubt. Once
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the doubt sets in, dude, it's a rap. That's how
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: it goes. Well, he fucked with her, and then so
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I walk in and she goes, JD, do you think
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm making a mistake? Marying Keith? And before I can answer,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Kim shows up and she's like, Jdi, why did you leave?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: And there we have the classic love triangle done done Dune.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I can that that sound effect him? Well, let me
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: ask let me ask you a question. Go ahead. So
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the practical thing is to get with Kim. Obviously the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: right thing. I don't know, how do you probably put
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: this without sounding like, so your heart is your heart
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: would be like, I want to be with Elliott. Yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the right thing to do is to be with Kim.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I think that's right. I think that term right is
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: not that it's wrong. It's the wrong term. I don't
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: think it's right because she's done one of the biggest
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: betrayals Jad's probably will ever have in his entire life.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: She can't be trusted, she's she's she does something that's
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I think fucking sociopathic. And um. And also we know
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: spoilers that he's truly in love with Elliott. She's the one.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Well we don't know that yet, We don't know that now,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: but he's wrestling with it, and we we the audience
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: at this point in the show don't know it, but
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: we but we know in hindsight. Um, And so I
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: think that it's not I think you can't make decisions
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: based on you know, life is so short. You have
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: to make choices that are you know, responsible choices, but
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: also choices that are you don't marry someone. Um, well,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: there's not in love with there's a moral, there's a moral.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: There's a more obligation to take care of the child
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: now that he knows it's his, of course, which I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: think we all know JD will do. There's a moral
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: obligation to be in the child's life, which I'm sure
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: we all know JD will do. But to now say, oh,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to marry you out of obligation, I think
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: is wrong and he feels betrayed by her. I want
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: to give you a couple Yeah, I agree with you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: A couple of scrubs wicky things. The guest is we
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: have a guest here, but scrubs Wicki things. Elliot says
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: she wanted flourished Italic as the lettering on the wedding invitations.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yet the letterings she tells Keith that it should look
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: like is copperplate. Oh boy, that's the level of detail
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and scrubs wicky. This week nobody cares Trevor. Trevor went deep.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Elliot says that she was there the church for the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: third weekend in July ever since she was nineteen. But
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: in season three episode My Journey, she says that she
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: booked her wedding for April twenty fifth, two thousand and six.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Nobody cares sever and here you go. This is when
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you'll like. The original air date of this episode was
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: May tenth, two thousand and seven. Coincidentally, Donald drum Roll
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Daniel Timpany, May tenth is the real young MC's birthday. Wow. Wow, Wow,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: it was all planned. We had we were we were
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: trying to give him the dopeest birthday present ever. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: and he didn't want it. All right. Should we take
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: a breakdown and we'll come back with a guest. All right,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: we's gonna break here and we're come back with a
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: really fun guest. I have no idea who it is.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back. We'll be back, we'll tank forever.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: We're back, all right, Daniel, you're in charge of the guests. Yes,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: do you know what's happening? No? Okay, great, Joel gave
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: us a guest and then couldn't be here. But there.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You have no idea who this is. Indeed, Joel's taking
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of days off. Yea, I know. Well, one
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: time she had COVID. Now I think she's just she's
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: going and doing that New Girl. Okay, Oh is she
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: now girling? No, I'll be so betrayed. Nope, that's later today.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you on the New Girl podcast too?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I am? Do you talk on it? No, I'm wanting
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: just for us. They don't care about my voice. Just
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Joell talk on it. We both asked the same question
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: the only the only time they ever throwed it as
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: as if they have a specific question about something that's
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: happening in the script or whatever. They played this game
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: called True American, and sometimes they're like, wait, what are
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: we doing here? That's about it? And then are you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: guys on the podcast talking? No? I mean, like very
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: occasionally if something needs to be clarified and I deem
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: that that clarification is worth putting into the edit. But
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: other than that, Now, Daniel, every time you talk on
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: that podcast, I die a little inside. I'll adjust my voice,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: so it's not easy. I was gonna tell Siegel he
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: should do a How I Met Your Mother? Podcast? Are
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: they not? I don't know if anyone is, but I
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: don't think Jason's involved. But until I'm seeing him for
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: the last time tonight on doing the show, I should
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: mention it, enjoy it. Who would he do it with?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Though him and Neil past I'm great with him and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Neil Patrick arisby a great show. I mean I don't
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: know the show that well, but I'm sure the fans
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: would love it. That would be really amazing it all right,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: y'a already yes, bringing the call play the song in.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: We got a call game. You can talk star show dudes,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you know, like a Bota spoke maybe talking about the episode.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: So come on, let's get the ladies and gentlemen. Give
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: it up for Josh funny Man. Can you hear me? Yes, Josh,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: we can hear you. Get loud with play awesome. Hi,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Josh funny Man, Oh my god, what's going on? I'm
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: very wonderful. Oh my god. It's actually a fun of them.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: But that's fine. I would you stand up. People think
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: it's a terrible stage name. I came up with a
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: terrible real name. Welcome to the podcast. We're very excited
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: to have you. Usually we we we make some assumptions
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: on who the guest is by what's on their walls.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I can only see that you might like Red wine well,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: or or or it's hot because the fan is yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it's hot. Where are you calling from, Josh, I'm called
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: from to Topless, Illinois. And if you haven't heard of it,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: that's fine. No one has um okay, and you're a
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: stand up comedian by profession. Uh, I wish it didn't
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: quite pay the bills yet. So I work in a factory.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: What do you yeah, what kind of red law? Mister biscuits? Donald?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the red lobster in a while?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I haven't been red lobster in a while, but I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: do know them biscuits are good or red lobster. So
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: you make the biscuits for all the red lobsters across
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: the world, the frozen ones that you can buy it
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: like Walmart? Oh? Okay? Nice? And do you like them?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Do you eat them yourself? Oh? You know they're fine?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Did you get you get used to us? Speaking of
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: speaking of Walmart, have you ever had Patty Labelle's Sweet
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Data Party? Not no, but my sister used to love
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: that video of that guy being like Patty, Patty, Patty?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that video? Yeah? What did you what
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: did you? What did you seal? This week? Gorilla glue
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: or something. Why did it end this way? Yeah, my
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: sister rest in Piece used to used to always play
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: that video of that guy going patty. This wasn't how
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: it was supposed to be. Dan, do you remember that
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: video I'm talking about vaguely? It was a viral video
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: of a guy really love patties pies from home. So
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: he sold her pies. Actually he sold it out. Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: he made it so that everybody went and bought those pies. Well,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he was so funny, and that's how that was the
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: best way to sell those damn pies. All right, So
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Josh even question for us. Welcome to the pot, Josh.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: If you might get a you might get a super
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: duper raise if you funny on this and set them
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: them biscuits. Oh man, that's a lot of pressure. But
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: the biscuits for now, don't worry about Red Lobster. They're
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: doing fine. By the way, there was this there was
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: this uh chain I saw on the interwebs of I
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: think it's probably started on Twitter where someone said if
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you work at any corporate you know, franchise, he kind
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: of place or what's a secret that that that they
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: definitely don't want out? And then people were spilling all
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: these secrets, like when the shake machine is down to McDonald's.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: It's not down, it's because like we're overwhelmed would work
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and we can't deal with the shake machine right now,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: or some shit like people were telling all these stories
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: like the gravy, it's this chain is just the fucking
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: old used fat from the fry machine mixed with powder,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: like all these secrets. The donuts, donuts are frozen. I
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: learned that one all start spelled when they stopped paying
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: the bills. I'm not asking you, I hear that all
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: right ahead, Josh, what's your question? Oh yeah, oh real quick,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I do will show you. The reason uh Joel picked me,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I think is because I've gotten myself all rowdy. Oh wow,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: he's holding up a stuffed not a taxiderman one. Everyone
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: he's but he has a very life sized stuff to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Colton retriever. That was a gift for my sister and
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I also owned a Venice Blue for me n CC
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: scooter with the plates saying Sasha, Wow, you're a true fan.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He yeah, I love it. I posted I posted a
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: picture on facebo This is like a ten year old picture.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I posted it on your Facebook which if you don't run,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: they'll tell me. But you commented a maze balls and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: it like made my life. Well that's Zax, that's Zack's terms,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: so he definitely was it a long time ago ago.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good, because I I don't want you to
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: be misled. I haven't been on Facebook and probably but
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: um but um but dude, that's so cool. You're probably
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the only person with a with a real mock up
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: of Sasha I would imagine on Earth. Oh they sold him. Yeah,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: well Zach took it back. But I had a scooter once. Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I gave him a scooter. It had a big birthday.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. He never wrote it. I wrote it
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: like twice. But it was a gray scooter. I called
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: it Sasha Gray. I like that. It was so clever.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: And my feelings are really hurt because I gave him
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: a fucking really dope scooter and he didn't ride it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I just feared from my life. I had just had understand.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: My wife was like, my wife is a bad gift.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You can't give someone a gift that makes sense. Well,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: that's fair. I rolled Sasha, so that's the thing that happens.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: My wife was like there's no way you're riding that
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: in this canyon. I was like, what are you talking about.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: She's like, there's away. She wasn't my wife yet, but
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we were. No, she was my wife. She was about
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to have the baby. Well that's fair. I guess it
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: was a dumb gift. When I look in, it's not
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: a dumb gift motorcycle because it's it's a it's a
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: choice about whether. I already sold it. Remember I reclaimed it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you're not gonna ride it rot,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell it. I remember you did do that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: You took it back and sold it. Well, I mean,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: it wasn't worth nothing, and you were just letting it
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and let it rot. I was like, it was an
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: electric scooter. Two, it was an elect Yeah it was.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: It didn't take gas. You got it at that electric
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: scooter spot, but you had to still get a license. Yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I remember the spot on is where you got it from, right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I got it at the Vespa store. Um, but it
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was a different brand than Vespa, and it most certainly
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: was not electric. Okay, trust me. I drove it before
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I sold it. I drove it around a little bit.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: How long did you driving around for how many times? Well,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I have a real motorcycle, so I drove it like twice.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: It was like cute. So what were you gonna do?
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Were you gonna call me up and be like, Yo, dude,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: come over, let's go ride, And I'm gonna ride next
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to your a fucking hug and I'm sitting on my
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: freaking I just thought this is when you lived in
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and I thought you might like to go run an
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: errand down to the country store on and I just
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: thought it might be fun. But no, it wasn't. We
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: are fun. I had. I had a scooter in college.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought I was so cool. Um,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: all right, you girls, did you take out on dates
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: when that's scooter? Um, it's funny. It was handed down
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to me by by somebody who graduated. And it was
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: so loud, I learned later incredibly um um dangerous because
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: the reason it was loud was like it was on
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: the verge of locking up. It was like and I'm
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: stupidly flooring it all around and it was so loud.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever. I only had one home,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I think, so I don't think I drove anybody anyway.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Josh, what's a question for us? Yeah, I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I think it was like after you guys moved to ABC,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: they started showing like a gag reel as the credits rolled,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And I remember one specifically where Zach was improving different
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: things he would do with a taxidermid Turk and uh,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: and you could just hear Bill on the background and yelling,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: come on now, you know I can't use that. So
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I was wondering if you guys remembered any bits or
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: jokes that either that got cut for whatever reason that
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you let you really like, oh hundreds, I mean just
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: because we would. You know, Donald, you can hear from
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, we can go already unfortunately too fast,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And so we would do it to make each other
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: laugh and to make the crew laughs and make Bill laugh.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: But then he'd be like, dude, they're not going to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: put out on ABC. Right. The most famous one, though,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the most famous one is Todd always was in his
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: banana hammock. Right. Yeah, we moved from NBC to ABC,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: we can no longer show them. They deemed it too
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: much cock and uh, they would not show and I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: think I think the old episodes they ended up cropping in. Yeah,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: and they cropped in the images like what it's it's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and I get it because it is a bulge and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: it's rob I mean, I think it's safe to say
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: that he's well endowed. And it was a lot. It
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: was a lot for a family audience. By the way,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you bring up a good point, Josh. For those of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: you who who listen and love this podcast, you should.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: You should go on YouTube where they have all the
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: gag reels from every uh gag reels or blooper reels,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. Um, they have them
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: from each season, and uh, they're very funny. I think
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you'll laugh a lot at them. They were on the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: DVDs back when people bought DVDs. Um, but if you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: never bought the DVDs, you probably wouldn't have ever seen them.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: And they're they're really funny and they're all on YouTube.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Do you have another question? Yeah, I was just wonder
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: if you guys could talk a little bit, because, like,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I know, you guys are really tight with Bill, But
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, he's captaining the ship,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: so he's still the boss. So what's the uh, what's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: hard to the friendship? He's my friend, he's my buddy,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: he's my boss. That was hard when we were filming.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: When we were filming the show. For me, it was
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: very difficult because Bill is very competitive too, you know
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: what I mean. And when I say competitive, he's a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: he's he's alpha, you know what I mean. And he
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: and he hired a bunch of alpha's which was which
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: is nuts, but and so and then he would invite
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: us all to like compete against each other in basketball
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is. And you know, you say things,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: and you know, and sometimes when basketball comes to the
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: comes to you know, it comes to work and you're
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: playing at lunch and stuff like that. And it was
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: real hard to hang out with this dude and compete
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: against him knowing that he's also my boss. You know. Yeah,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: at it now, Granted, Build is the person that's like, YO,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: give me your best and if you beat me, you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: beat me, so be it. He's not the person that's,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you beat me and now you're fired. It
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: would be very difficult. It's very difficult to muster the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: courage to say to your boss, get that shot out
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: of here. You know. Well, I never had that problem
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: because I didn't play basketball, which is which is something
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: that Bill takes a lot of pride. And when I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: played him ping pong once, he said, would you mind
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: if I played left handed? This isn't any fun for me. Um.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: So that's Bill. But I have to say, you know,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I always felt like there was work mode Bill, and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: then there was friend mode Bill. You know, at work
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: he was clearly the boss, and and whether I was
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: directing or acting, you know, you yielded to him because
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: this was his baby and he's fucking really good at it,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: and um, and then there was hanging out being his friend,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: and then you know, it was like a different environment.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You know, it was like, you know, then he was
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: just a buddy. Right now, as now, as as I've
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: grown to know him, I have no problem being who
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I naturally amy around him. But for a long time
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: it was like, I know, I know, at work, I'm
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: supposed to respect you, And outside of work, am I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to respect you too? You know? I think also
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: one thing I was keenly aware of was that he
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: had a vested interest in not in our egos not
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: getting out of control when the show became popular, because
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: he didn't want us to become difficult, you know, divas,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and so he always kind of especially the beginning, definitely
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: like kept us in our place, and he would occasionally
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: do things that we're taking taking our egos down a peg.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And I didn't really notice that until till later, but
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: he didn't, you know. He he kind of strategically made
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: sure our heads didn't get too big, which is which
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: is good, which is like an older brother kind of figured,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you know, but he would Yeah, yeah, he definitely protected
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: us from ruin ourselves, you know what I mean, Like sincerely,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Uh he once said to me, like I remember, he
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: was like he was like fifty percent joking, but he
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: was like, you can always find a new intern. But
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: he was always good at that, you know what I mean.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Like if if it seemed like nobody ever got out
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: of hand, and we did nine seasons of a show, everybody,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: everybody had a moment of real popularity, not bullshit popularity,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: real popularity, and he kept the show going for nine seasons.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: So it's a it really is a testament to well
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: of a coach he is too, you know what I mean,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: he's not just the owner. He's a great coach. Yeah,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: he's like, um, well, he's like Jerry Buss. That's a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: great analogy. Thank you, thank you. I prep for you've
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: been watching Winning time for all right, it's time for
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: um Illinois. Yeah yeah, titt titt titt titty watch what's
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: the topless? The topless Illinois's favorite segment. Daniel, it's time
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: to fix your live? All right? Brother? What can we
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: do to help you? We're here for you. Where the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: where the We're the best free advice givers on planet Earth. Well,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I got role the first. I will pull Donald shoot
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: my shot here, Oh Donald trying to go out Star
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Wars and say, yeah, you really fix my life by
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: getting me a part on one of your next projects.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: If I ever have the ability to put you into something,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I will my next project. Listen, Josh, we're gonna take
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: down your information. Josh, how do you say it? Fundament
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Josh fundaman my next project. I will find a role
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: for you. Straight up. You're the first. You're the your
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: first person, the first person to ever asked me that
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: you have a great personality and you have a great smile.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I bet you have a lot of great energy. You
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I stand up is great. I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: think I think you could you work. I don't know
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: how much work there is in t t Chew, Illinois.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: But I can there's I can travel, you can travel.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: You kind of have a what's his name? Uh? What's
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: his name? Uh? Daniel Stern type field to Daniel Stern. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: there's a young Daniel Stern. Yeah, young Daniel Stern. Did
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: you ever see a movie called Blue Thunder? Uh? You
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: know who else? Is a little ham Roy Scheider And
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: that's how you said. He also looks like a young
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Biff from Tanner, Yes, from Back to the Future. What's
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the what's the other gen young Gary Busey? What's Jake Busey? Yeah? Yeah, Jake.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: But like you have personality like that, you know what?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of personnel. And were the class
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Were you the class clown in high school? Oh? For sure?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't stop talking from the classes. Yeah that's a
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: good sign. I was you. Yeah, you seem like you
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: seem like somebody who would be good in entertainment. So
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: he's gonna start my next project, my next pro. I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: didn't say he's gonna start in the shit. I said
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: give him a line, and give him a line in
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: one right again, if we can find out if you
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: get picked up again for your enemy. It's a while, dude,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: it's they can hold me for something like nine months. Okay, Well,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: if you get picked up again, maybe he could be
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: a white person in that you know what, We're gonna
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: need him. Yeah, I'm an audition too, but he he
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: might beat me out. Yeah, it's gonna be tight. How
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: about does neither one of you have to audition? Very well? See,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I'll take that. That's how I do it. See, that's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: how I do it. Dave Felony, Oh shade, All right,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: come on, Josh, how do we fix your life? Oh? Okay? So,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm a performer, but it's not paying
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: the bills yet. So I've got a day job. And
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: on top of that, I got married last April. So
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you guys had any advice on how
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: to manage making a living, chasing my dreams and maintaining
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: my relationship. Wow. Wow, well, okay, got the one marriage part.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta work obviously, so I think you got a
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: good job. I imagine you have benefits from his jobs,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: so you don't want to fuck any of that up. Um,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you got to find those hours where you're not working,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and you need to perform as much as when you're
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: not being a husband also, so you need to well,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: maybe she can come to I'll bet his wife loves
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: to watch him do stand up. I mean, if I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: were you and you're starting as a stand up, you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: just gotta you gotta get those ten thousand hours and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: just get better, get better as better. I don't know
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: what the time is. I've seen you got like you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: need your solid fucking five minutes and then you need
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: your fucking solid ten minutes. And yeah, you'll see you'll notice,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: you know from the last that you're getting better and better,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: and the crowds are and you're getting booked a bigger
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: and bigger spots. But no matter where you are, or
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you might have to drive a little bit, but you
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: just gotta keep you gotta keep developing and working. It's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: it's directly correlates the amount of work you put into it. Now.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I know you have a nine to five, nine to
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: five I imagine job, So you got to find the time.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: And maybe, I mean Donald can speak to this because
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: he's married. But you know, maybe there's a way if
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: it's traveling a bit, that your wife can come with
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: you and and and she can you know, uh, come
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: to some of your not yet Yeah, well that's going
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: to throw a wrenching things. So maybe don't have a
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: kid right away, right, Yeah, maybe go out if you're
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: especially if you're trying to pursue your dreams or your objectives.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Uh uh, get out there and get out there. That's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: the that's the honest to goodness advice you got. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: a kid is gonna make it harder in two ways.
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  Speaker 1: One you won't be able to travel as easily and
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  Speaker 1: and be uh the financial burden that that'll put on you.
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  Speaker 1: So you should strategize and obviously plan it out with
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  Speaker 1: your wife when you might have a kid and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But since you don't have one yet, you have a
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  Speaker 1: you have a certainly have a leg up on someone
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  Speaker 1: who has your aspirations and does have a child. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you can, you guys can go on the road, right
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  Speaker 1: you could. You could leave at Friday night after work
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  Speaker 1: and and and you know, get booked and do shows
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  Speaker 1: and be back for a Monday morning. You know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta always be writing always. Bet you could be
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  Speaker 1: writing at work. Man. You can have a no pad,
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  Speaker 1: you have a notepad next to you at where at
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: your job at your station wherever you are, and you
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  Speaker 1: know you're sitting there all day. Funny ideas are going
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  Speaker 1: to come to you right now, and make sure you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you're diligent with writing a shit down. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be the guy who goes, oh, I'll write that down
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  Speaker 1: later and you forget. That's the thing, that's that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand this. When you become
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  Speaker 1: a stand up comic, you're not only becoming somebody who
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  Speaker 1: stands up on stage and tells jokes. You're also becoming
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  Speaker 1: a writer, somebody who has to sit down and write stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and develop, And that's the
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  Speaker 1: that's part of it, you know what I mean, developed, developed, developed.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get on stage also and get your
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  Speaker 1: reps in. That's the only way this works. It does.
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  Speaker 1: There's no I don't know of any stand up comic
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  Speaker 1: who straight out the gate was the number one stand
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  Speaker 1: up comic and got the sitcom you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the person that did that.
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  Speaker 1: You know. The other thing to do is write, You
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  Speaker 1: write your story. You know, you have a very unique story.
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  Speaker 1: That's only you can tell Okay, you you you've got
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  Speaker 1: things that that will make it relatable to everybody, but you,
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  Speaker 1: No one can write the story about your life in
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  Speaker 1: your town, working at at your factory, um, and your
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  Speaker 1: friends and your wife. So consider what's the half hour
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  Speaker 1: comedy version of that that you'd love to watch and
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  Speaker 1: all your friends would love to watch? Like, what's maybe
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  Speaker 1: plan out what that would be like if you did
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  Speaker 1: get a hook up and al you as we might
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  Speaker 1: say in the basketball loving world, Um, what would your
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  Speaker 1: you know, what would your pitch be if someone was like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: what's your what's your half hour sitcom or a single
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  Speaker 1: camera comedy show? It's fucking locked and loaded, and you
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  Speaker 1: pitch it and you're ready. So that's what you need
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  Speaker 1: to do, is like, is you know while you're working.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could. That's another thing you can do
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  Speaker 1: is simultaneously be you know, planning all that out. I
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  Speaker 1: think we did it. You're welcome, Josh, You're welcome. You're welcome,
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  Speaker 1: and hey, my only request is when you make it big,
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  Speaker 1: that you hire us. Done. Okay, you joke around, but
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  Speaker 1: I got friends that made it big and the producing
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  Speaker 1: big time movies. They don't call me no more right, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I slept on my couch. I gave a home too.
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  Speaker 1: You think I'm joking. They don't remember. I remember people
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  Speaker 1: saying things like I just want I would love to.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even see a name, but an actor who
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  Speaker 1: was like I just I just want to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: have a fraction of what's happened to you. Um, like
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  Speaker 1: making my own movies. I mean, I don't think I'll
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  Speaker 1: ever have a movie like Garden State, but but I
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  Speaker 1: would love to just you know, be doing what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: That guy is super mega successful and famous. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: has he hired you? No? Yeah, yeah, exactly, So that
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  Speaker 1: it works, that's how it works. I'll hire I will
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  Speaker 1: hire you. Doctor. We're available, we're sagged, we're after. I
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  Speaker 1: got everything, all right, brother, thanks for coming on the show,
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  Speaker 1: and good luck to you together. Shout shout out to
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: your You have social media for funny underscore, Josh pretty
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: much everything, and then there's also Josh Fundhiman dot com.
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  Speaker 1: I got a short clip, all right, good so people
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  Speaker 1: can check out your stand up. Dannel will put it
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  Speaker 1: in the show notes if you're if you didn't get that, okay, awesome,
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  Speaker 1: all right, brother, thank you and good luck to you.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Take care letter, Josh, that's a good guest, not very funny.
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  Speaker 1: He had a funny vibe, right study, Yeah, good guest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a very good guest. Did youell did a mic
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  Speaker 1: drop as she went to go work on New Girls? Right,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: she knows that, you know, that's where she is right now.
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  Speaker 1: She's working on something. He's just cheating on us with
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: New Girl because not New Girls, our own podcast. He's like,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't make it. You know I have a podcast now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't make it. Um um so we
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: edition now needed me. Jeez. All right, thank you everybody
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  Speaker 1: for tuning in. We love you, we care about you,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: and be safe out there, and uh love one another,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: be kind? What else? Donald, have a great week. Enjoy it.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna enjoy mine. I want you want
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy yours? Yes, all right, We'll see you next time.
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