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How Dare You Say I Have A Big Penis | Thursday 01-08-26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell today. So much fun and
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Speaker 2: goodness to get to as we close out the first
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Speaker 2: week of regular shows in the year twenty twenty six,
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Speaker 2: and because it is still early in the year, there
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Speaker 2: are still lots of carryover things from the previous year
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Speaker 2: into the new year, one.
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Speaker 3: Of which is this.
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Speaker 2: Strange but true former NFL lineman Matt Khalil is suing
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Speaker 2: his ex wife for telling everyone he has a huge wiener.
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Speaker 2: So it's so big that we first heard about it
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Speaker 2: last year. I guess his wife went on a podcast
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Speaker 2: or something and told people that one of the reasons
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Speaker 2: why they got divorced was because she just couldn't take
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Speaker 2: it anymore. And then, carrying over into twenty twenty six,
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Speaker 2: that's how big it is. He's now suing her or
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Speaker 2: sharing intimate details of their personal life. Twenty twenty six
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Speaker 2: is interesting as hell. I don't care what you say,
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Speaker 2: good bad, illegal legal kidnappings or capturings.
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Speaker 4: Whatever, it's an interesting year already enrolling like a weekend.
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Speaker 1: And what exactly are his damages that he's claiming?
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Speaker 2: Buddy, I'm with you, because I immediately wondered, is it
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Speaker 2: just me? Or is this a good problem to have?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I mean most guys can't get a nice word and
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Speaker 2: all out of their ex wife. And this chick's going
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Speaker 2: around telling everyone ladies, he's stacked like two coat cans.
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Speaker 3: Exactly what part of the penal code has she violated?
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Speaker 3: I guess somewhere in the middle.
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Speaker 2: Uh So, according to the story, uh Matt Khalil is
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Speaker 2: finally breaking his silence after his ex wife Haley, claimed
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Speaker 2: his penis size.
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Speaker 3: Torpedoed their marriage.
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Speaker 2: He's doing so in the form of a lawsuit against
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Speaker 2: the influencer and model. TMC Sports obtained the documents, in
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Speaker 2: which the former Carolina Panther and Minnesota Viking players says
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Speaker 2: Haley's invasive commentary ruined his attempt at keeping out of
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Speaker 2: the public eye after retiring from football. That's how big
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Speaker 2: of an eye it is. In the lost, Khalil says
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Speaker 2: it all stems from Hailey's appearance on popular streamer Marlon
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Speaker 2: Garcia's marathon video in November of twenty twenty five. In
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Speaker 2: the clip, Khalil says Haley implied that the size of
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Speaker 2: plaintiff's genitalia was a primary factor in the party's divorce
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Speaker 2: and claimed that sexual intercourse with plaintiff would leave her
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Speaker 2: quote in tears. In that stream, she described it as
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Speaker 2: two coke cans, maybe even a third, and said it
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Speaker 2: contributed to them going their separate ways. Haley filed for
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Speaker 2: divorce all the way back in twenty twenty two. Matt
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Speaker 2: claims that because of those remarks on the show, he's
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Speaker 2: been subjected to unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public.
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Speaker 3: Oh we're just getting started, Matt.
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Speaker 2: On top of that, he claims his family members have
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Speaker 2: been forced to endure the ongoing public circulation of these
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Speaker 2: degrading and deeply personal statements.
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Speaker 4: I don't know at what point any of that is degrading.
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Speaker 2: I wish I was so huge that I could tell
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Speaker 2: someone quit telling everyone how huge it is. It's degrading.
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Speaker 2: But that's not my lot in life. That I was
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Speaker 2: not a chosen one in that department.
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Speaker 3: So you want a public apology, I'm so sorry you
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Speaker 3: have a tiny peepe. Is that better?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: That's no one's gonna believe it. You can't take that back.
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Speaker 2: As a result of the viral clip, mat Khalil says
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Speaker 2: his new wife received messages that became increasingly frequent, disturbing
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Speaker 2: and alarming in nature over time.
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Speaker 1: Probably a bunch of chicks going can I see it?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, show me yours and I'll show you mine. Mm hmm.
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Speaker 2: Broke could probably make a killing on only fans with
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Speaker 2: just one photo. He claimed that while his family was
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Speaker 2: left to deal with the crapstorm, Hayley started. She's been
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Speaker 2: able to financially benefit from the surge in traffic. That
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Speaker 2: is absolutely one thousand percent probably accurate. Because you make lines,
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Speaker 2: you can then capitalize on said headlines. The thirty six
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Speaker 2: year old is suing four invasion of privacy as it
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Speaker 2: disclosed highly intimate and private fact regarding plaintives of physical
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Speaker 2: person and sexual life, as well as unjust enrichment, saying
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Speaker 2: Haley received substantial financial benefit, increased viewership, increased engagement and
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Speaker 2: monetization through various social media platforms and media coverage. That
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Speaker 2: is amazing. His dick is so big. His ex wife
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Speaker 2: is still profiting on it. They should put it in
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Speaker 2: the Ring of honor, not him, just it. I mean,
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Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, he's a good player. He was
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Speaker 2: a very good player. Give it a jersey number, Yes, eleven,
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Speaker 2: because that's one. I said eleven, just because one. It
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Speaker 2: ain't gonna hold up. You're gonna have to have him
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Speaker 2: side by side or double zero.
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Speaker 1: Oh man.
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Speaker 2: Look, I have heard, you know, from you know, in
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Speaker 2: popular culture interviews and from people that claim to have
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Speaker 2: gargantuan Wieners. You know, it's sometimes it's difficult because you know,
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Speaker 2: there are big Wiener problems in life when it comes
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Speaker 2: to intimacy and such. But I'll tell you this, I
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Speaker 2: don't know any one of those guys that would trade
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Speaker 2: places with a with a micro Wiener dude. No, yeah, sorry,
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Speaker 2: I'd rather have a big problem than a tiny one.
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Speaker 2: So now he's requesting a jury trial and damages on
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Speaker 2: all causes asserted in the complaint with the amount exceeding
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Speaker 2: seventy five thousand dollars.
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Speaker 3: Kind of reasonable when you think about it.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Well, he doesn't need a whole lot of cash. I mean,
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Speaker 3: he's got so much clout.
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Speaker 1: Now, So you're upset because your wife talked about your
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Speaker 1: big dick, and so now your big dick is going
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Speaker 1: to file a lawsuit, giving even more publicity to said
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Speaker 1: big dick.
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Speaker 2: Technically, yes, ironically, he wants her to shut up, and
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Speaker 2: there's one really good way to make that happen. And
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Speaker 2: from the sound of it, he could probably get a
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Speaker 2: number of people to shut up on it all at
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Speaker 2: the same time. So yeah, and.
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Speaker 1: He wants he wants a jury trial, So that means
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Speaker 1: he wants a bunch of other people.
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Speaker 3: Because here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: When it comes to a trial, there's going you have
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Speaker 2: to confirm the claims they're in the lawsuit.
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Speaker 3: There's a discovery process.
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Speaker 2: There's discovery process, and part of that discovery is going
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Speaker 2: to be all right, the court has to see it.
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Speaker 2: We have to see is are these claims accurate? Because
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Speaker 2: if she's lying, then his case doesn't hold water because
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Speaker 2: he's talking about revealing private facts and intimacy that are
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Speaker 2: not for the public consumption. It's not like she's going
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Speaker 2: around telling everyone that would listen. He's a big dude
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Speaker 2: with a tiny wiener, in which case he could say no,
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Speaker 2: it's not, No, it's not and then in that case
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Speaker 2: you would still then need to see it to believe
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Speaker 2: it if it was, you know, if she's out there
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Speaker 2: trying to slander his manhood. But now it's the opposite.
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Speaker 2: So I think still in the court, you're gonna have
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Speaker 2: to see it. And you're right, Trey. If he's requesting
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Speaker 2: a jury trial, that's like saying I want twelve people
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Speaker 2: to look at it officially and stamp huge.
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Speaker 1: Well, where exactly are you? Know? You're what's the jury questionnaire?
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Speaker 1: Look like? How big is it? How big have you had?
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Speaker 1: What you know? Are you You're gonna use all your
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Speaker 1: what air dire strikes to uh? Just I mean clearly
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Speaker 1: just any nerdy white guys you're out, ye, get out
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Speaker 1: of here?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, three of us, no chance.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's clearly he doesn't hate the publicity all that much.
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Speaker 2: Right, And you're right, though, Tree, because I mean, in
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Speaker 2: the court setting, you have all these things formalities, there's
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Speaker 2: discovery process like like Jerry mentioned, I guess he's that
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Speaker 2: hurt or not hurt physically by it, because.
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Speaker 3: I guess it makes sense.
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Speaker 2: You don't want your ex wife running around profiting off
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Speaker 2: of it because it's yours to off and off of, Right, And.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like he could like you said, I mean,
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Speaker 1: is he still play?
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Speaker 2: I think he's retired. It said in the story he's
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Speaker 2: thirty six. I think I think he's since retired. But yeah,
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Speaker 2: when it comes time to jury selection process for this
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Speaker 2: big Wiener trial with Mat Khalil and his ex wife,
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Speaker 2: they're going to have to ask questions of the jury
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Speaker 2: like like they would ask in any other lawsuit. Have
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Speaker 2: you ever had any experience with facts similar to this case?
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Speaker 3: I e.
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Speaker 4: Have you ever seen one? Have you ever felt one?
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Speaker 4: Has one ever been inside you? Has one been behind
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Speaker 4: you and tapped you on the shoulder and said get
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Speaker 4: out of my way?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean he can start an only fans
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Speaker 1: he played dress up with it.
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Speaker 2: He could play more like if you're playing dress up
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Speaker 2: on Matt Khalil's Wiener. That's not just like a little
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Speaker 2: topologiesial kind of thing. No, this is the kind of
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Speaker 2: thing that could walk the runways of Milan on its own.
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Speaker 1: A monocle on a beret. I mean, it's just a cigarette,
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Speaker 1: put a mask on it.
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Speaker 3: It's just be huge.
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Speaker 2: The other thing is like if she had been lying
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Speaker 2: and it's not actually that big. She sounds like someone
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Speaker 2: i'd want to take fishing. Well, really, he caught a
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Speaker 2: fish this big, there's like six coke cans away. That's
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Speaker 2: It's a strange, strange world we live in when a
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Speaker 2: man has to sue his ex wife for going around
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Speaker 2: telling everyone how big is wiener is.
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Speaker 1: I I really do I I I just don't feel
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Speaker 1: like he's gonna get a lot of sympathy amongst the people.
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Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 1: Nope.
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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, she shouldn't be profiting directly from it.
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Speaker 3: On the other hand, maybe she should. I mean she was.
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Speaker 2: She was the one that you know, was in tears
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Speaker 2: because of it for a number of years, So maybe
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Speaker 2: she feels she's owned a little something extra. I look
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Speaker 2: at Jerry Wavering is like, maybe I'll tell you this
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Speaker 2: right now. This would be the new trial of the century.
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Speaker 2: If this goes to trial, court TV will come back hard.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait. Can't wait to see Nancy Grace cover
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Speaker 1: this one all over it.
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Speaker 2: Have you heard of conformity gate. This is the latest
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Speaker 2: viral fan theory about the Stranger Things finale. Trey, have
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Speaker 2: you heard of conformity gate? I have not, Jerry, have
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Speaker 2: you heard of conformity gate?
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Speaker 3: I have not.
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Speaker 2: Perfect and we've all three seen the entirety of Stranger
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Speaker 2: Things all the way through its ending. Yes, absolutely, if
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Speaker 2: you have not, skip ahead like ten minutes or so,
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Speaker 2: because severe spoilers are about to be talked about. Conformity
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Speaker 2: gait and Stranger Things. Okay, conformity gate. This is the
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Speaker 2: latest viral fan theory about the Stranger Things finale. Fans
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Speaker 2: believe a secret Stranger Things episode will drop to close
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Speaker 2: out the series. At the time of this recording, it
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Speaker 2: is January seventh, and the theory supposes that the episode
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Speaker 2: will drop today because of the prominence of the number
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Speaker 2: seven within the Stranger Things story. Okay, so fans believe
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Speaker 2: a Stranger Things episode will drop tomorrow. Rob'm sorry, this
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Speaker 2: is what this is today to close out the series.
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Speaker 2: That goes on to say the theory, dubbed conformity gait,
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Speaker 2: suggests the ending viewers saw was not real at all,
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Speaker 2: but simply an illusion created by Veckna. One example, fans
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Speaker 2: say comes from the Hawkins High graduation scene, where students
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Speaker 2: appear to mirror the same hand position often associated with
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Speaker 2: Henry Kreole. It's that interlaced fingers kind of the thing
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Speaker 2: the thumb's touching, you know. They're saying that a bunch
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Speaker 2: of the people in the graduation scene have that same stance.
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Speaker 2: Members of the Wheeler family, including Nancy, Mike, and Karen,
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Speaker 2: also appear with shorter hairstyles resembling Henry's.
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Speaker 1: Yeh mm hmm, I ask me, God, so I saw,
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Speaker 1: I did see that, but it wasn't the Wheelers. It
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Speaker 1: was the final scene where they're on the roof and
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Speaker 1: that they all have a similar Henry type haircut.
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Speaker 3: I saw that as well.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Then with Susie and VICKI.
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Speaker 3: So Susie was.
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Speaker 2: Dusty's girlfriend for a couple of seasons who lived in Utah, right,
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Speaker 2: mm hmm, nowhere to be found in the final season.
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Speaker 2: Vicky is what's her Name's girlfriend with Susie and vick
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Speaker 2: the candy striper. With Susie and Vicki absent from the epilogue,
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Speaker 2: theorists believe Veckna excluded them because he didn't know who
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Speaker 2: they were. Netflix previously shared a cryptic post reading your
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Speaker 2: Future is on the Way, tagged with a January seventh,
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Speaker 2: leading theorists to believe that's when the final episode will drop,
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Speaker 2: and because of the prominence of the number seven throughout
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Speaker 2: the series. Despite these theories, Netflix has not announced any
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Speaker 2: additional episodes, and the Duffer Brothers have repeatedly stated that
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Speaker 2: season five marked the end of the series. This is
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Speaker 2: where I would like to bring up that earlier today.
18:52
Speaker 2: I then saw this Little Stranger Things tease pop up
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Speaker 2: on my Instagram. This is Lucas from season five, wearing
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Speaker 2: a Squawk sweatshirt, popping a tape into the boombox to
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Speaker 2: play something, and when he hits play, then you cut
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Speaker 2: to black with white lettering that says tomorrow. The problem
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Speaker 2: with this is this hit everybody's algorithm on the sixth,
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Speaker 2: and it hit mine this morning of the seventh, which
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Speaker 2: had me thinking, oh my god, maybe there's some truth
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Speaker 2: to this. So then I went to the Netflix account
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Speaker 2: trying to find when this video was actually posted. This
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Speaker 2: Little Stranger Things teaser, This damn thing was posted November
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Speaker 2: twenty fifth, but it's being slung back around into the
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Speaker 2: algorithm for god knows whatever reason, adding then more fuel
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Speaker 2: to the fire of this conspiracy gait theory. And Trey,
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Speaker 2: you were on board with the finale.
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Speaker 3: I was okay with it. You loved that.
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Speaker 4: You thought it was perfect or just great, good whatever
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Speaker 4: I thought.
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Speaker 1: It was, you know, nine out of ten.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was okay with it. I would say for
20:13
Speaker 2: me six ish out of ten. Jerry, what about you?
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Speaker 3: Very few notes? It was really good. I think it
20:20
Speaker 3: sinched everything up. I think it was fairly realistic and
20:23
Speaker 3: portraying life after I mean, these people had a trauma bond.
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Speaker 3: They all experience something that was no one else has
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Speaker 3: experienced and probably hopefully never will again. And I think
20:35
Speaker 3: they I think they killed it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And that last D and D game whah Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I I forgot to mention this to you, Trey
20:44
Speaker 2: when we talked about it earlier this week. I don't
20:47
Speaker 2: know if you noticed, but the show ended exactly as
20:50
Speaker 2: it began. Shot for shot started with the sprinkler in
20:56
Speaker 2: the exterior of the house, wide shot and then in
20:58
Speaker 2: the basement, and that's how the show ended, which was
21:01
Speaker 2: very cool. So little details like that I absolutely love.
21:05
Speaker 2: But it's amazing and it's a testament to the show
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Speaker 2: how crazy people are when it comes to trying to
21:13
Speaker 2: figure these things out, and in some cases it's going
21:17
Speaker 2: way too far. I think I saw a post that
21:19
Speaker 2: someone said, this shows the differences between the generations that
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Speaker 2: watch this show. Gen X for the most part, was
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Speaker 2: like man, that was that was a great ending to
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Speaker 2: a great show because there are so many relatable things
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Speaker 2: for us as gen X throughout the show, including the ending,
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Speaker 2: whereas gen Z is overthinking, over analyzing, putting so much
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Speaker 2: thought and you know, analysis into it that they're spiraling into,
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Speaker 2: you know, these weird conspiracies that are just kind of
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Speaker 2: gonna go nowhere probably.
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Speaker 1: And millennials just are traumatized by it like they are
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Speaker 1: everything else.
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Speaker 2: Being stuck in the middle between the two. Absolutely, it's
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Speaker 2: like the world's worst tennis match. And to me of
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Speaker 2: the ending, I will say I thought that the rooftop scene,
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Speaker 2: albeit long, hit all of us in gen X right
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Speaker 2: in the gut because the plans they made once a month,
22:24
Speaker 2: we're gonna meet at the uncle's house in Philadelphia. We're
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Speaker 2: never gonna drift apart, blah blah blah. We all know
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Speaker 2: what's really gonna happen, and that is that's the last
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Speaker 2: time you're all gonna be together, And man, I cannot
22:37
Speaker 2: tell you that was one of the more emotional scenes
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Speaker 2: in the finale, because I'm like, I'm.
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Speaker 3: Miss my friends from high school.
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Speaker 4: I want to call them up, but I don't have
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Speaker 4: any of their numbers, and it seems weird just to
22:50
Speaker 4: send a Facebook message saying, hey, I just watched The
22:53
Speaker 4: Stranger Things finale and I miss you.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's weird or not. Man I
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Speaker 3: kind of had the same urges, so I am. I
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Speaker 3: am not ashamed to say I cried a number of
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Speaker 3: times in that last episode.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was your favorite part about the finale?
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Speaker 1: Tree? I think the part that got me, you know,
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Speaker 1: just emotionally was when they were putting their D and
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Speaker 1: D books away, because you kind of felt like they
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Speaker 1: were saying goodbye to their characters.
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Speaker 2: And they did confirm that that was the last day
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Speaker 2: of full production shooting, so that was all those characters
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Speaker 2: last day on set.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm that probably got me the most.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it really did.
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Speaker 2: Watching that, You're like, man, I don't think most of
23:42
Speaker 2: these kids are acting right now. I think they're truly
23:44
Speaker 2: going through a thing that was such a monumental phase
23:47
Speaker 2: of their lives.
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Speaker 3: They're feeling it for real.
23:51
Speaker 2: I don't know if I told you this the other day,
23:53
Speaker 2: and i'll tell you now, Dearry, I'm not sure if
23:55
Speaker 2: you're aware of this. Stranger Things is not completely over.
23:59
Speaker 2: They do have season five documentary that is coming out
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Speaker 2: on the twelfth, So they had a filmmaker come in
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Speaker 2: and document the entirety of the process, shooting, the creative process,
24:10
Speaker 2: all of it of uh, season five, So I have
24:13
Speaker 2: that to look forward to. And they're even doing an
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Speaker 2: animated series that fills gaps between a season or something.
24:19
Speaker 2: I'm not on board with as much of that, but
24:20
Speaker 2: the documentary I'll be there for that for sure.
24:23
Speaker 3: I think they're also tossing around a spinoff series.
24:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been teased quite a bit, and no one
24:30
Speaker 2: knows how much of that is true not true, or
24:33
Speaker 2: who it's actually going to be, because the Duffers are like, oh,
24:35
Speaker 2: if you pay attention, there's some clues in there, and
24:38
Speaker 2: a lot of people think it's going to be mon
24:39
Speaker 2: talk with Hopper and Joyce because there's an actual thing
24:44
Speaker 2: that happened in history where the you know, there was
24:45
Speaker 2: government experiments on in montalk on Long Island and blah
24:48
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah.
24:49
Speaker 1: Well that's what they think. A lot of it was based.
24:51
Speaker 3: On that too, so I don't know. Ultimately, I don't know.
24:55
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of people that are like, no, we
24:57
Speaker 2: want more, we don't want we don't want this to
24:59
Speaker 2: go away, and the rest, like us Olds and gen X,
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Speaker 2: are like.
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Speaker 4: It's good, leave it, leave it well, let's not spoil it.
25:07
Speaker 1: If you've been around long enough to see shows come
25:10
Speaker 1: and go, when you see one that was done really
25:15
Speaker 1: well and you're like, I mean this is go out
25:19
Speaker 1: on a high note exactly, the Duffer brother.
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Speaker 3: Will be Yeah, it's good.
25:25
Speaker 2: If the more the more you add on to it,
25:28
Speaker 2: the more water down.
25:30
Speaker 3: It's all going to get right. An ending was was
25:33
Speaker 3: poignant right in the fields. Story is done. We're good.
25:40
Speaker 3: That being said.
25:42
Speaker 2: If Conformity Gate ends up being true and they drop
25:45
Speaker 2: a secret extra episode, it'll absolutely break the Internet. It'll
25:51
Speaker 2: break the entertainment planet as a whole.
25:54
Speaker 1: Oh I bet if that's true, I bet, I bet
25:57
Speaker 1: they crash Netflix. Eh.
26:01
Speaker 2: And Netflix did crash that first night of the final
26:04
Speaker 2: episode for a short period of time for some people,
26:07
Speaker 2: but Yeah, if they do drop a bonus episode, the
26:11
Speaker 2: word would fly so fast. Netflix may be done for
26:13
Speaker 2: the whole damn day. It might actually be turned upside down. Sorry,
26:21
Speaker 2: that was kind of late, So there you go, conformity Gate.
26:24
Speaker 2: And again if it actually happened.
26:27
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a hard time believing that they all
26:32
Speaker 1: they could keep something like that a secret.
26:36
Speaker 2: I agree, but I'd also like to point out I
26:43
Speaker 2: wouldn't kick one more episode of Mash out of bed,
26:46
Speaker 2: so maybe they're in it for the long haul. They'll
26:48
Speaker 2: wait ten, fifteen, twenty forty years and be like.
26:51
Speaker 1: Bam, you never saw Aftermash, did you.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to forget about.
26:58
Speaker 2: It, trying to push that down and repress it as
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Speaker 4: Uh, Jerry, is that a clamhandpuppet?
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Speaker 2: You were using their lip sync lover boy?
28:03
Speaker 3: It is? Indeed.
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Speaker 2: I love how you muted your mic for it, like
28:09
Speaker 2: you were afraid the clam might say something it wasn't
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Speaker 2: supposed to, or that it would be out of.
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Speaker 3: Sync with the song. Just making sure it's his first
28:18
Speaker 3: time fair enough?
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Speaker 1: Uh?
28:20
Speaker 3: Does he have a name?
28:21
Speaker 2: You're a little hand puppet that looks like a clam
28:23
Speaker 2: with eyeballs in the inside the shell like the mouth.
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Speaker 3: It's chowder perfect.
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Speaker 2: If I remember correctly, Jerry, I showed you the trailer
28:52
Speaker 2: for the Anaconda movie, right, the new Anaconda movie. I
28:56
Speaker 2: believe so, Yes, Yeah, I know I showed Trey because
28:59
Speaker 2: he looked at me and it was like he's looking
29:01
Speaker 2: at me right now, one eyebrow up like Spock does
29:03
Speaker 2: to Kurt and going like, no, don't fire upon the romulut,
29:06
Speaker 2: you idiot. So I have not seen the new Anaconda
29:12
Speaker 2: movie yet, but our dear listener Holly has, and she
29:18
Speaker 2: says the new Ana Conda movie is a must see.
29:23
Speaker 2: She watched and listened to the show. She watched us
29:27
Speaker 2: play the trailer, and she was so enticed she then
29:29
Speaker 2: went to a movie theater to watch it. She says,
29:34
Speaker 2: High tree House. This is Holly from Arlington, just wanted
29:37
Speaker 2: to officially report back that Anaconda absolutely did not disappoint.
29:47
Speaker 2: That's my bell nutters, zero regrets and lots of giggles.
29:51
Speaker 2: I laughed, I questioned my life choices, and I felt
29:54
Speaker 2: deeply validated. My original assessment stands ten out of ten
29:59
Speaker 2: treehouse nonsense.
30:01
Speaker 3: I like this.
30:02
Speaker 2: I like this rating system that Holly has come up with,
30:05
Speaker 2: ten out of ten treehouse nonsense. That's how you can
30:08
Speaker 2: now rate things and review things in and around your
30:11
Speaker 2: life entertainment relationships. Also, it's just a great reminder that
30:16
Speaker 2: you can send us your reviews and comments on things
30:19
Speaker 2: and we may talk about it. Send that to us anytime.
30:22
Speaker 2: Email Treehouse on Era at gmail dot com. Ten out
30:25
Speaker 2: of ten Treehouse nonsense. I'm here for it.
30:31
Speaker 1: I have a litany of questions for Holly. I really
30:35
Speaker 1: would like to get a foundation of of what we're
30:39
Speaker 1: working with here to to fully understand her her rating system.
30:47
Speaker 2: Like are we getting more Siskel and Ebert or more
30:52
Speaker 2: Joe Bob Briggs?
30:56
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, I mean, you know what? What what? What's
30:59
Speaker 1: what institute? It's a good choice for Holly. It's you
31:07
Speaker 1: know what? What? What does she do that that? Or
31:11
Speaker 1: or not do that? That? She has time to go
31:15
Speaker 1: see the anacondam move Anaconda movie? What did she give
31:20
Speaker 1: up to go see that movie?
31:23
Speaker 3: I hope to god nothing.
31:24
Speaker 1: What's the opportunity cost we're talking about.
31:28
Speaker 3: I like to think that it was a date. The
31:32
Speaker 3: guy was like, I got an idea for a date.
31:34
Speaker 2: You want to go to a movie? Yeah, let's go
31:37
Speaker 2: see Ana Conda. I have no idea.
31:40
Speaker 3: That's I don't really know Holly.
31:42
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about her, so I don't I
31:43
Speaker 2: can't give you any any background information on her likes
31:46
Speaker 2: dislikes in general, let alone with film and television. I
31:50
Speaker 2: have no idea. I don't know where she's coming from.
31:52
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's, say, a Star Wars lover
31:56
Speaker 2: or a hater. I don't know if you know she's
31:59
Speaker 2: some that is on board with conformity gait or not
32:02
Speaker 2: when it comes to stranger things.
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Speaker 3: I have no idea. All I know is that she
32:07
Speaker 3: liked Anaconda.
32:08
Speaker 2: The new movie, and she's given us a decent rating
32:10
Speaker 2: system ten out of ten treehouse nonsense. And if you
32:14
Speaker 2: go yeah, and if you go by that standard, that
32:19
Speaker 2: leaves a lot of room for.
32:22
Speaker 3: You know, translation. There's a lot of ambiguity there.
32:29
Speaker 2: It's like if you label something ten out of ten
32:31
Speaker 2: treehouse nonsense or one out of ten treehouse nonsense. I'm
32:34
Speaker 2: not even sure how I would rate certain things on
32:37
Speaker 2: a treehouse nonsense scale.
32:39
Speaker 3: But I like that she did. That is cool.
32:45
Speaker 1: So that made me want to go see the movie.
32:47
Speaker 2: I knew it wouldn't. I knew that wouldn't pull you
32:50
Speaker 2: into the theater, but it did do a good job
32:55
Speaker 2: of reminding me that the film exists. And I have
32:57
Speaker 2: not seen it yet, and I know I will, but
33:01
Speaker 2: I do doubt it'll be.
33:01
Speaker 1: In the theater.
33:02
Speaker 2: I don't even think that movie is playing at my
33:05
Speaker 2: theater on St. Thomas, especially with that Matt Khalil lawsuit.
33:09
Speaker 2: You know, that thing really gets in the way.
33:14
Speaker 3: Uh huh. It's got a starring role in it. It's
33:16
Speaker 3: not even credited, by the way.
33:18
Speaker 2: If you do want an interesting movie to go see
33:21
Speaker 2: Housemaid with Amanda Siphried and.
33:28
Speaker 3: What's your name Boobies.
33:32
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney.
33:33
Speaker 3: Thank you Sidney Sweeney. Ah those movies.
33:36
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, those probably the most famous ones right now.
33:41
Speaker 2: So Trey, if you and Brandy. By the way, Jerry,
33:43
Speaker 2: Trey's got a girlfriend now and he's in love.
33:46
Speaker 3: I've seen that. Yeah, I saw the post made one official.
33:50
Speaker 2: So if you guys want to go to a movie
33:52
Speaker 2: before it leaves theaters, go see Housemaid.
33:56
Speaker 3: And the story is interesting.
34:01
Speaker 2: And there's a quite a lot of to behold when
34:05
Speaker 2: it comes to Sidney Sweeney. Ooh yeah, Okay, she wore
34:12
Speaker 2: jeans and then they were gone.
34:15
Speaker 3: She had a shirt and then it was gone.
34:19
Speaker 2: So if your lady wants to drag you to the
34:22
Speaker 2: chick flick called Housemaid, don't fight it too much.
34:27
Speaker 3: Just enough to be believable.
34:31
Speaker 4: Well, I must say it was very tastefully done.
34:39
Speaker 2: Just be glad that it's not opposite Matt khalil mm,
34:47
Speaker 2: because that's because then that movie would not be for you.
34:50
Speaker 1: I mean, you put Sidney Sweeney's boobs in his crank.
34:55
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