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- 0:01Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Kevin Durant, one of the greatest, best
- 0:04Speaker 1: that ever did. Happy birthday to Calvin Johnson. Happy birthday
- 0:08Speaker 1: to JoJo Simmons. Happy birthday to the one and only
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- 0:16Speaker 2: This is us.
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- 0:20Speaker 2: Grey's Anatomy. Happy birthday to Russell Peters.
- 0:23Speaker 1: One of the homeboys. Me and him toured London for
- 0:27Speaker 1: four months.
- 0:28Speaker 2: And I remember.
- 0:30Speaker 1: We went to the Chinese restaurant in London, and the
- 0:33Speaker 1: kitchen caught on fire.
- 0:35Speaker 2: It was on fire.
- 0:36Speaker 1: And the Chinese owner stood there and made everybody pay
- 0:38Speaker 1: for it. It was smoke and everything.
- 0:40Speaker 2: He was not playing. He said, you'll be all right.
- 0:42Speaker 3: You breathe.
- 0:43Speaker 1: You breathe. He made everybody pay. He'll tell you that story. So,
- 0:48Speaker 1: happy birthday, of course, possibly to Bob Phillips. Happy birthday
- 0:52Speaker 1: to Gene Autry, and happy birthday to Steven, our Twitch boss.
- 0:54Speaker 1: That was Ellen's dancer on the Ellen Show.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Yep.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Jerry Lou Lewis, and happy birthday to
- 1:01Speaker 1: Clark Kent, the DJ. We've got a great show lined
- 1:03Speaker 1: up for you. Of course, Jasmine will tell us what's trending.
- 1:05Speaker 1: I'm going to have a little note from the GED
- 1:06Speaker 1: section on the DL Hughley Show. Jazz man.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Tell these good people what's trending.
- 1:15Speaker 5: So everybody's talking about a different world, the reboot, but
- 1:19Speaker 5: not for the reason that you think. And I'm sure
- 1:21Speaker 5: you know where I'm going with this. There is a
- 1:23Speaker 5: huge debate on social media regarding whether black don't crack.
- 1:27Speaker 5: And we're talking about Jasmine Guy, as is everybody on
- 1:29Speaker 5: the Internet. Now, she had to take to social media
- 1:32Speaker 5: and basically say, wow, people are so mean.
- 1:34Speaker 2: I get it.
- 1:35Speaker 5: Aging is not easy. I'm doing what I can, which
- 1:37Speaker 5: is what we all do. I also saw an article
- 1:39Speaker 5: about Halle Berry. She said the same thing, waking up
- 1:41Speaker 5: every day and your body looks a little bit different
- 1:43Speaker 5: than it did the day before, as does your face.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Social media, on the other hand, is relentless when it
- 1:49Speaker 5: comes to what criticizes, specifically women, when it comes to aging.
- 1:54Speaker 5: And so now there's this whole debate on social media.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Do you call it out?
- 1:57Speaker 6: Do you not?
- 1:57Speaker 5: You know, and I don't know how you feel about it.
- 2:00Speaker 5: I can tell you this. It is hard being a woman.
- 2:02Speaker 5: Just period. And certainly you're always under someone's, you know,
- 2:08Speaker 5: ire or under the microscope about how you look, you know,
- 2:11Speaker 5: and whether you're aging well or not. But it's never
- 2:13Speaker 5: a conversation when we're talking about men. Men become more what? Classier,
- 2:19Speaker 5: distinguished with the gray hair. Let a woman grow her
- 2:21Speaker 5: gray hair. Everybody's talking about how she's like, oh, heck,
- 2:24Speaker 5: it's a shame.
- 2:25Speaker 7: All I know is ain't nobody better not talk about
- 2:28Speaker 7: our Jasmine.
- 2:29Speaker 2: They're not do it.
- 2:30Speaker 3: That's right.
- 2:30Speaker 8: They do it all the time. It's a hard time, though.
- 2:34Speaker 8: Like if you grow up. And you're a sex symbol
- 2:36Speaker 8: at a period of time. And then that's what people
- 2:39Speaker 8: have in their mind. So then you go 20, 30,
- 2:41Speaker 8: 40 years later and think they don't look like this
- 2:43Speaker 8: has been printed in your mind.
- 2:45Speaker 3: That's not that's not the case.
- 2:47Speaker 2: It's not.
- 2:47Speaker 3: It's not.
- 2:48Speaker 6: It's not reality.
- 2:49Speaker 9: Right.
- 2:50Speaker 5: And the thing is, you know, they don't talk about
- 2:52Speaker 5: men the way they do women. When you look at Denzel,
- 2:54Speaker 5: Denzel is fine. But is he the Denzel from two
- 2:58Speaker 5: decades ago?
- 2:58Speaker 4: No.
- 2:59Speaker 5: Absolutely not. His teeth are shifted. His face is a
- 3:01Speaker 5: little crooked. But nobody wants to talk about that. His
- 3:03Speaker 5: lip hangs a little bit. We don't talk about that.
- 3:05Speaker 5: We still talk about how sexy he is. The same
- 3:07Speaker 5: thing goes for if you're going the other way. You
- 3:09Speaker 5: got your Johnny Depp's. You got, you know, your George Clooney's,
- 3:12Speaker 5: all of which you've aged. Nobody talks about that. They
- 3:15Speaker 5: only do it when it comes to women. They did
- 3:17Speaker 5: it to Kamala Harris. You know, it's just a certain
- 3:19Speaker 5: standard that women are held to. But that's the society
- 3:21Speaker 5: that we live in.
- 3:22Speaker 6: What are you going to do? Anyway, speaking of society
- 3:24Speaker 6: we live in.
- 3:25Speaker 5: I saw where Kiki Wyatt had a little run in
- 3:27Speaker 5: with the laws, a whole little kerfuffled, if you will,
- 3:31Speaker 5: about her. And I guess whether or not she actually
- 3:33Speaker 5: pulled a handgun and threatened to shoot a woman after
- 3:36Speaker 5: an argument broke out, I guess, during a custody exchange
- 3:39Speaker 5: and an arrest warrant was issued.
- 3:41Speaker 6: She was arrested.
- 3:42Speaker 5: But, you know, She ended up, you know, posting bail
- 3:44Speaker 5: and all the things. But she's like, listen, this did
- 3:46Speaker 5: not go down the way you think it did. And
- 3:47Speaker 5: social media has a lot to say about that. Some
- 3:49Speaker 5: people say, well, we told you Kiki was crazy. You know,
- 3:52Speaker 5: I don't know. Mind your business.
- 3:54Speaker 6: She's a sweetheart. I love her. She's as sweet as
- 3:57Speaker 6: she can be. Now, don't get it twisted.
- 3:59Speaker 5: She can't come out of a bag on you if
- 4:00Speaker 5: you come out of a bag on her first. I
- 4:02Speaker 5: don't know all the details in this case. All I
- 4:04Speaker 5: know is that there are children involved. So we always
- 4:06Speaker 5: have to be mindful of that. And hopefully everything will
- 4:08Speaker 5: work out.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I know another sweet woman that's in this room. And
- 4:11Speaker 3: that's what's trending. But if you cross the room.
- 4:14Speaker 10: You got a problem.
- 4:15Speaker 5: I don't even know who you're talking about. Lena would
- 4:17Speaker 5: never do a thing like that.
- 4:19Speaker 6: And that's what's trending.
- 4:21Speaker 3: She's jazz.
- 4:24Speaker 1: She's smart.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
- 4:28Speaker 11: Hughley Show.
- 4:30Speaker 5: Meatpacking industry groups have raised concern that heightened immigration operations,
- 4:35Speaker 5: you know what that means, have caused employees to miss work.
- 4:38Speaker 5: The Texas Cattle Feeders Association, Oklahoma Cattlemen's Association and Kansas
- 4:42Speaker 5: Livestock Association saying that ice operations have delayed the shipment
- 4:46Speaker 5: of thousands of cattle, resulting in millions of dollars in
- 4:49Speaker 5: lost revenue. And they say this could ultimately raise prices
- 4:52Speaker 5: for consumers.
- 4:53Speaker 3: How are these prices going to go, man?
- 4:55Speaker 6: They're going to keep going up.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Well, if ICE is picking up people left and right,
- 5:00Speaker 5: who's out there on the farm?
- 5:02Speaker 3: The cows ain't going to herd themselves. Yeah, for real.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Period.
- 5:05Speaker 3: For sure.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Well, weight loss surgery is riskier for men than it
- 5:09Speaker 5: is for women, with males five times more likely to
- 5:12Speaker 5: die within 30 days of the procedure. A new study
- 5:15Speaker 5: finds men's odds of dying over the long run are
- 5:18Speaker 5: also almost three times higher. Researchers say the reason is
- 5:22Speaker 5: men who opt for weight loss surgery tend to be
- 5:24Speaker 5: older and have more health problems.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Wow.
- 5:27Speaker 6: Get a little older, try to be slim and trim.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Cancel my appointment. I just ordered my six pack. Wait
- 5:31Speaker 3: a minute.
- 5:32Speaker 5: People are doing it. Six packs, pecs, calves. They do everything.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Leg extensions.
- 5:38Speaker 6: And other extensions. Oh, come on now.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Junk enhancement. Oh, man.
- 5:45Speaker 2: No, thank you.
- 5:46Speaker 6: Oh, you remember that guy just died recently.
- 5:48Speaker 5: That influencer. Went over to, I don't know where he was.
- 5:52Speaker 5: He tried to get it.
- 5:54Speaker 3: He got it.
- 5:54Speaker 2: And then he died.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Wow.
- 5:56Speaker 6: Look at that casket. That's horrible.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Jaz. You know, I got to say,
- 6:04Speaker 1: I never really liked Judge Judy. Maybe because she's a
- 6:06Speaker 1: judge or maybe her name is Judy. But I never
- 6:08Speaker 1: really liked her.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I never have. I never liked her. I think she
- 6:11Speaker 2: was a smart ass.
- 6:12Speaker 1: I think she acted like everything she's doing and saying
- 6:16Speaker 1: right now.
- 6:16Speaker 2: I believe she was capable of doing.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 6:19Speaker 9: Right.
- 6:20Speaker 2: If you don't like America, don't try to change it.
- 6:22Speaker 2: You should leave it. You dizzy-ass broad.
- 6:25Speaker 1: There were 27 amendments that sought to change America, right?
- 6:28Speaker 3: Right.
- 6:28Speaker 2: That's what an amendment does.
- 6:32Speaker 1: In order to what? To form a what? A more
- 6:34Speaker 1: perfect union. Perfect is not something you do. It's something
- 6:38Speaker 1: you try to do.
- 6:39Speaker 9: Right.
- 6:40Speaker 1: So they were trying to change America because they are
- 6:43Speaker 1: flawed human beings.
- 6:44Speaker 2: It is not perfect, so you must change it. Mm-hmm.
- 6:48Speaker 1: They went from, OK, if you don't change America, you
- 6:51Speaker 1: don't change the way we're governed and you don't change things.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Then how are we ever going to deal with artificial intelligence?
- 6:57Speaker 4: Right.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Dizzy ass.
- 7:00Speaker 8: She would have never had her empire because women weren't
- 7:02Speaker 8: allowed to own things.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Exactly. And all that had America not changed.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Exactly. So stop with it. I'm so sick of these people. And,
- 7:10Speaker 2: you know, that whole. January 6th hearing that they had
- 7:14Speaker 2: Jack Smith.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Now just because you let Trump lie to you and
- 7:20Speaker 1: you've accepted everybody knows what happened on January 6th pretending
- 7:24Speaker 1: not to know is not where most people are you
- 7:27Speaker 1: might not have thought it was important you didn't care
- 7:29Speaker 1: about it was no big deal to you but you
- 7:31Speaker 1: ran all everybody in that room that was there that
- 7:34Speaker 1: day they certainly were scared That man is a criminal.
- 7:38Speaker 1: You voted for a rapist and a criminal, and look
- 7:40Speaker 1: at what's happening.
- 7:42Speaker 2: And now you expect us to be like you and
- 7:44Speaker 2: be deluded?
- 7:47Speaker 1: Judge Judy says if you don't like America and want
- 7:49Speaker 1: a change, you should leave.
- 7:52Speaker 2: I bet the Indians thought that, too.
- 7:54Speaker 6: I bet so, too.
- 7:57Speaker 2: I don't know. She's old enough to ask him. Do
- 8:02Speaker 2: you agree with her?
- 8:03Speaker 9: 877-242-2426.
- 8:03Speaker 2: Also, drop on Twitter or.
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- 8:10Speaker 5: Show on the website is thedlhughleyshow.com.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Judge Judy says this.
- 8:14Speaker 12: I consider America my home. America has been good to me.
- 8:18Speaker 12: I think that it's the greatest country in the world.
- 8:22Speaker 12: If you don't like this country, go somewhere else. Don't
- 8:25Speaker 12: come to the greatest country in the world, the most
- 8:27Speaker 12: successful country in the world, and say.
- 8:32Speaker 9: I want to change it. There are other countries that
- 8:35Speaker 9: are the something else that you want. Go there. Go there.
- 8:38Speaker 9: But don't come into my home. America is my home.
- 8:44Speaker 9: Don't come into my home and say, I want to
- 8:46Speaker 9: change it.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Do you agree?
- 8:49Speaker 1: We're going to go to our social media platforms, see
- 8:51Speaker 1: what they're saying out there, especially. OK, what are they
- 8:52Speaker 1: saying out there?
- 8:53Speaker 2: So we got Samantha from Baltimore and Samantha says, hell no.
- 9:00Speaker 3: To what?
- 9:00Speaker 2: What did Samantha.
- 9:03Speaker 4: Say?
- 9:03Speaker 3: Hell no.
- 9:04Speaker 2: She agrees with you. I don't know what that is.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Samantha, okay.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Oh, she's right, okay. She isn't right. Let me tell
- 9:13Speaker 2: you something.
- 9:14Speaker 1: If America was already what you wanted it to be,
- 9:20Speaker 1: we wouldn't be here.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 1: You changed America by bringing all these Africans.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Over, didn't you?
- 9:26Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Yep.
- 9:28Speaker 3: That didn't have to be here.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Right.
- 9:30Speaker 1: You changed America by bringing these Irish over and these
- 9:33Speaker 1: Germans over. You changed America by accepting all these immigrants, right?
- 9:37Speaker 3: Right.
- 9:38Speaker 1: That statue, MLA, give me your tired, your poor, your
- 9:40Speaker 1: huddled masses yearning to be free, the wretched refugees of
- 9:43Speaker 1: your teeming shores send these, the tip to toss, and
- 9:45Speaker 1: I lift my lamp by the golden door. That is
- 9:47Speaker 1: asking for change.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Look at that.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I don't understand how these people, it's my country, it
- 9:56Speaker 1: ain't just your country. It's not just your country. We
- 10:00Speaker 1: built this country, whether you like that or not.
- 10:03Speaker 2: We built it.
- 10:03Speaker 1: I don't know how long you've been here, but I
- 10:07Speaker 1: know how long we've been here.
- 10:10Speaker 8: If we didn't change, she wouldn't have no black people
- 10:12Speaker 8: to exploit on her TV show.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:17Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
- 10:18Speaker 1: If America didn't change, your female anatomy wouldn't be working
- 10:23Speaker 1: for you right now.
- 10:23Speaker 6: I know that's right.
- 10:25Speaker 3: It wouldn't be.
- 10:26Speaker 2: It wouldn't be. It would not be.
- 10:28Speaker 11: It is the DLU.
- 10:29Speaker 1: We show you a 2026 edition in case you are
- 10:32Speaker 1: going to be in Columbus, Ohio.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Excuse me, in Cincinnati. Is it Columbus first or Cincinnati? No,
- 10:39Speaker 2: it's Columbus first.
- 10:40Speaker 6: It's Columbus first.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I'm going to be at the Rashawn Theater in Columbus, Ohio,
- 10:43Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon and myself, DL and DL, and
- 10:45Speaker 1: then the following day, the TAF Theater. In Cincinnati, so
- 10:48Speaker 1: come check me out if you're taking an ocean. Judge Julie,
- 10:52Speaker 1: how come every time I see one of them people,
- 10:55Speaker 1: especially when they got one of them dumbass Captain Antonio
- 10:57Speaker 1: hats on, nobody wears that anymore. Every time they wear
- 11:02Speaker 1: a hat like that, they say something like, Muskrat Susie.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Muskrat Susie.
- 11:07Speaker 3: He's singing Muskrat love.
- 11:12Speaker 2: A dumbass Popeye hat on.
- 11:14Speaker 1: I had a cap now. So if you don't if
- 11:19Speaker 1: you don't try to change America, you should leave it.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Is that what she's saying? Do you know that that
- 11:25Speaker 1: 70 percent of the people with patents, the inventors in
- 11:29Speaker 1: this country are immigrants?
- 11:31Speaker 3: No surprise.
- 11:32Speaker 4: All right.
- 11:33Speaker 2: So stop it. What do you think, Sanders?
- 11:35Speaker 6: I think it's terrible.
- 11:36Speaker 5: I mean, it's something that we hear all the time
- 11:38Speaker 5: and I'm sick of hearing about it because, again, you know,
- 11:40Speaker 5: we didn't ask to be here.
- 11:41Speaker 8: Right.
- 11:42Speaker 5: They came and got us, brought us over here. And
- 11:44Speaker 5: now they're saying, you know, if you don't like the country,
- 11:46Speaker 5: you should leave. Well, first of all, you they're the
- 11:48Speaker 5: ones who jacked the country up.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Not us.
- 11:50Speaker 5: No people of color did that. They always messing some
- 11:54Speaker 5: stuff up, whether it is. Yeah, but you always got
- 11:57Speaker 5: to have one. You always got to. You don't have
- 11:59Speaker 5: one in the bunch. We already know that. But the
- 12:01Speaker 5: point is, as a collective, they are the ones who
- 12:03Speaker 5: did this. They are the ones with the history of violence.
- 12:05Speaker 5: They are the ones with the history of pillaging, raping,
- 12:08Speaker 5: stealing and do all of those things. We don't mess
- 12:10Speaker 5: this country up.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Yeah. So if they're going to write history and it's
- 12:14Speaker 1: going to write. We saw what happened January 6th. By
- 12:16Speaker 1: the time they finish with it, it's going to be
- 12:18Speaker 1: the it's going to be an entirely different thing.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Yeah, the big picnic at the yard.
- 12:25Speaker 1: But that's why when people give me statistics and tell
- 12:29Speaker 1: me about it, you know what they never talk about?
- 12:31Speaker 1: So at Penn State, they're selling dope. And at Cornell,
- 12:34Speaker 1: they're raping women.
- 12:34Speaker 13: Right.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Don't say nothing to me about the HBCU.
- 12:38Speaker 9: Right.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Don't do it again.
- 12:39Speaker 8: Right.
- 12:41Speaker 1: And then you worry about trying this in the bathroom.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Don't worry about trying this in the bathroom. You better
- 12:44Speaker 1: worry about college frat boys, white college frat boys.
- 12:47Speaker 2: No doubt. A bride in a dress ain't got nothing
- 12:51Speaker 2: on the dude in a choker. Do you agree? Skip,
- 12:56Speaker 2: what do you think?
- 12:57Speaker 8: No, I don't agree with her. That is so stupid.
- 12:59Speaker 8: You got to change. You change with the times. You
- 13:02Speaker 8: change under the condition. You change as you get more
- 13:04Speaker 8: information and more knowledge and science. And like I said,
- 13:08Speaker 8: she has an empire. She was like the second highest
- 13:11Speaker 8: paid woman in television behind Oprah Winfrey because she owned
- 13:14Speaker 8: her own TV show. Had America not changed, she wouldn't
- 13:18Speaker 8: have that empire because women weren't allowed to own property.
- 13:20Speaker 8: They weren't allowed to run businesses. So somewhere they had
- 13:24Speaker 8: to change.
- 13:25Speaker 4: All right.
- 13:26Speaker 5: Well, the other thing is the fact that she got
- 13:27Speaker 5: a lot of nerve saying that, considering she's from a
- 13:29Speaker 5: Jewish family with German, Russian, and Ukrainian roots.
- 13:34Speaker 6: So, I mean, hello?
- 13:37Speaker 1: I'm so tired of these old white people. I'm so
- 13:39Speaker 1: tired of them. I am so tired of them.
- 13:42Speaker 3: They forgot they were the first immigrants anyway.
- 13:46Speaker 2: So, how long has Judge Judy been here? How long
- 13:49Speaker 2: is her country? When did they get here first? When
- 13:51Speaker 2: are they here first?
- 13:53Speaker 3: Judge Judy?
- 13:54Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Yeah, what is their lineage? When did they get here?
- 13:57Speaker 1: Because I can't stand these new neighbors coming in and
- 13:59Speaker 1: starting stuff.
- 14:02Speaker 2: It's the Indians in us. Well, it's the Indians, the
- 14:07Speaker 2: white people who stole us, in us.
- 14:09Speaker 6: Right, right, right.
- 14:12Speaker 2: All right. Give us a call.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Let me know what you think. It's Judge Judy Wright.
- 14:16Speaker 1: I hate when people are like, oh, I.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Like Judge Judy. She speak her mind. Be quiet.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Do you agree with that old dingbat? We're going right
- 14:22Speaker 2: to the phones.
- 14:24Speaker 14: Hell no, Judge Judy, because you're having a wonderful time.
- 14:27Speaker 14: You're taking advantage of people, and you're on TV making
- 14:30Speaker 14: plenty of money. I stopped watching her a long time
- 14:32Speaker 14: ago because I couldn't stand her ass.
- 14:34Speaker 4: Tell her that. Well, I think the change comes progression.
- 14:37Speaker 4: The movie that was ran through on about... this being
- 14:40Speaker 4: the greatest country and all this foolishness. You know, we
- 14:42Speaker 4: made this country as African-Americans is what it is. So progression,
- 14:47Speaker 4: progression is a part of change, man. And for her
- 14:49Speaker 4: to say that like that, man, it's just, it's foolish
- 14:52Speaker 4: that they think that we're not a part of this
- 14:55Speaker 4: and to go back where you came, we weren't bothering
- 14:56Speaker 4: nobody when we was at our home. You know, y'all
- 14:58Speaker 4: bothering us and brought us over here. So, I mean,
- 15:01Speaker 4: don't talk foolish, you know, you know, with progression, you know,
- 15:04Speaker 4: comes change, man. So I just, I think that the
- 15:06Speaker 4: lady was ranting on to sound kind of foolish, to
- 15:08Speaker 4: be honest with you, man. And I just hate when
- 15:11Speaker 4: people go off on aliens and foolishness like that, man.
- 15:13Speaker 4: You know, come on, that things wouldn't change, man. We
- 15:16Speaker 4: wouldn't be fighting for this no one else situation, man.
- 15:18Speaker 4: It don't make no sense.
- 15:20Speaker 15: It's absolutely ridiculous for a person with the education, information,
- 15:25Speaker 15: and resources that Judge Judy has to come up with
- 15:29Speaker 15: a take like that. She's also the daughter of immigrants.
- 15:34Speaker 15: It is insulting for people who are affected by these
- 15:38Speaker 15: things in America that need to be changed just because
- 15:40Speaker 15: it's not something that has affected her. It doesn't mean
- 15:43Speaker 15: that she shouldn't respect that other people have been affected
- 15:47Speaker 15: by it.
- 15:48Speaker 13: And I think it's.
- 15:48Speaker 15: Extremely disrespectful, disingenuous, and since she's tired, it doesn't mean
- 15:53Speaker 15: that she gets a pass for the injury.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Junie's hand to the king. What do you think?
- 15:58Speaker 7: Well, seeing as how I think she's just, she's as
- 16:01Speaker 7: much a judge as Donald Trump was a successful businessman
- 16:06Speaker 7: and the apprentice.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Is she a real judge?
- 16:08Speaker 9: No.
- 16:09Speaker 3: Well, I think she was a real judge. I think
- 16:10Speaker 3: she was at one point.
- 16:12Speaker 7: But on that show, she was just it was just
- 16:14Speaker 7: Judge Judy's opinion, which I never did like.
- 16:17Speaker 3: I was like you. I really didn't like that.
- 16:19Speaker 6: She was a lawyer. She passed the bar in 1965.
- 16:22Speaker 1: 1965 we were still slaves corporate lawyers almost we just
- 16:28Speaker 1: got the phone act a little while ago yeah it
- 16:30Speaker 1: was the election people in 1965 yes Martin Luther King
- 16:33Speaker 1: she should.
- 16:33Speaker 5: Understand more than anything I mean her last name was
- 16:35Speaker 5: Shindlin okay so the thing is her father and her
- 16:38Speaker 5: mother well her father is German and Jewish and her
- 16:43Speaker 5: mother is Russian and you know they came from humble
- 16:46Speaker 5: beginnings you know because I think her I don't even
- 16:48Speaker 5: know what this is her grandfather sold sickles I don't
- 16:52Speaker 5: even know what that is.
- 16:53Speaker 2: You know, I think you cut down.
- 16:56Speaker 6: See, I don't know what that is.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Def has a sickle, the thing he has in his hand.
- 17:01Speaker 1: When he's standing next to.
- 17:04Speaker 9: Ms.
- 17:04Speaker 2: McConnell, Def holds that thing.
- 17:07Speaker 3: It's on a Russian flag too, I believe.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Jesus used to cut wheat with it.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Well, if her people came now, they'd be in high custody, right?
- 17:16Speaker 11: They sure would be.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Yeah. So I, I, It's so hardcore to hear these
- 17:21Speaker 1: people say stupid stuff like this.
- 17:22Speaker 2: It really is.
- 17:23Speaker 3: So arrogant. Sucking up to it.
- 17:25Speaker 5: If you consider the fact that back in, I think, 1986,
- 17:28Speaker 5: she was a judge in family court in Manhattan. So
- 17:33Speaker 5: if she had these kinds of ideas, you can only
- 17:35Speaker 5: imagine the kind of judgments that she made.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Hey, Bill O'Reilly was a teacher in the public schools.
- 17:40Speaker 11: Oh, God.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Come on now.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati.
- 17:45Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 17:47Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:50Speaker 3: And Donald Trump is the damn president. Now, come on now.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yeah, white people having a run. But look at it all.
- 17:56Speaker 2: And it all fell down, too.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Yeah, for real.
- 17:58Speaker 2: It all fell apart. So this is Judge Judy.
- 18:01Speaker 12: America has been good to me. I think that it's
- 18:04Speaker 12: the greatest country in the world. If you don't like
- 18:07Speaker 12: this country, go somewhere else. Don't come to the greatest
- 18:10Speaker 12: country in the world, the most successful country in the world,
- 18:14Speaker 12: and say.
- 18:17Speaker 9: I want to change it. There are other countries that
- 18:19Speaker 9: are the something else that you want. Go there. Go there.
- 18:22Speaker 9: But don't come into my home. America is my home.
- 18:28Speaker 9: Don't come into my home and say, I want to
- 18:31Speaker 9: change it.
- 18:32Speaker 2: Do you agree? We're going right to the phones.
- 18:34Speaker 13: My thing is, is that dealing with Judge Judy, she
- 18:37Speaker 13: already on a TV show. I have believed will be
- 18:39Speaker 13: happening on her show anyway.
- 18:40Speaker 4: I think it's scripted.
- 18:41Speaker 13: So with it being said, I believe that most of
- 18:44Speaker 13: their comments be coming off of what scripted things are.
- 18:47Speaker 13: And to me, it's a F-A-F-O.
- 18:49Speaker 14: We vote or not.
- 18:50Speaker 3: If we vote, we vote.
- 18:51Speaker 16: We don't.
- 18:51Speaker 9: We don't.
- 18:52Speaker 4: We still lose in the same situation.
- 18:53Speaker 13: And for us to get out of America, that's crazy.
- 18:56Speaker 13: Why would we get out of something we built? If
- 18:58Speaker 13: that's the case, I mean, let him go build his
- 19:01Speaker 13: own alley and people who.
- 19:02Speaker 4: Want to go with him, go with him. Because as
- 19:04Speaker 4: far as I'm concerned, we was good until he got here.
- 19:07Speaker 13: And for Judge Judy to say that, every court hand
- 19:10Speaker 13: she's had, I don't believe nothing she said or believe in.
- 19:14Speaker 4: I think Judge Judy needs to take her colonizer man back.
- 19:18Speaker 4: She knows dang well you cannot move forward without change.
- 19:22Speaker 4: She want to continue to train stagnant. She want to
- 19:25Speaker 4: go back to the 1940s, 50s, and early 60s. So
- 19:28Speaker 4: she need to take her colonizing ass back, the old
- 19:31Speaker 4: decrepit bat.
- 19:34Speaker 17: Well, I think that Judge Judy is a rich white
- 19:38Speaker 17: lady expressing her clear misunderstanding of the American plight right now.
- 19:47Speaker 18: And proving once again that.
- 19:49Speaker 4: They don't understand privilege.
- 19:52Speaker 19: So who is she talking to? Because Obama ran on change,
- 19:59Speaker 19: and I wonder if she voted for him. But I
- 20:01Speaker 19: think that it's a very ignorant way to think, and And.
- 20:08Speaker 17: She just either is choosing to be complacent and not
- 20:12Speaker 17: see all the really horrible things that are happening in
- 20:16Speaker 17: this country.
- 20:16Speaker 15: Right now, or she's just really, really, really.
- 20:19Speaker 4: Really blind.
- 20:23Speaker 18: America is the continent, first of all, and we share
- 20:27Speaker 18: the continent with Canadians and Mexicans. So, second of all,
- 20:31Speaker 18: you weren't here at the beginning of this country, at
- 20:36Speaker 18: the beginning of the United States. It was somebody else
- 20:39Speaker 18: here when your ancestors came. So how is.
- 20:44Speaker 4: It your country? But that's what they say all the time.
- 20:47Speaker 4: They always say leave, leave, leave.
- 20:51Speaker 18: They always take. That's what colonizers do. They always take
- 20:54Speaker 18: what was already established.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Now it's time to listen to Alebo, the streaming hack warrior.
- 21:01Speaker 10: Hameh salam nianani.
- 21:05Speaker 11: Hold on, they say.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Harmony, harmony, harmony.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 21:12Speaker 11: D.L., my home brother.
- 21:14Speaker 10: What's that, Alibo? The September is here. The summer's over.
- 21:20Speaker 10: The kids are back to school.
- 21:22Speaker 11: And it is the beginning of the football season.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Yes.
- 21:27Speaker 11: Every weekend.
- 21:28Speaker 10: For the next three months, people are glued to the TV.
- 21:32Speaker 10: They don't choose the couch life. The couch life drafts
- 21:36Speaker 10: them in the first round and.
- 21:37Speaker 11: Never look back.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
- 21:40Speaker 10: Football season officially begins the moment you realize you care
- 21:44Speaker 10: more about a backup tight end than your own wife's
- 21:47Speaker 10: tight end.
- 21:48Speaker 3: I'm serious.
- 21:49Speaker 11: If she is not a football fan, she's the last
- 21:52Speaker 11: person you want to see.
- 21:53Speaker 10: You want to see her like you want to see
- 21:56Speaker 10: smartphone instructions written in braille.
- 21:59Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
- 21:59Speaker 11: Then there is the fantasy football.
- 22:03Speaker 10: Oh, it is crazy, dear, my home brother, because you'll
- 22:06Speaker 10: research a backup running back for 40 minutes and still
- 22:10Speaker 10: forget your own anniversary.
- 22:11Speaker 17: Uh-oh.
- 22:13Speaker 10: And the idea of owning a human being for three
- 22:16Speaker 10: months is exciting to you.
- 22:17Speaker 11: I'm serious.
- 22:18Speaker 9: Yes.
- 22:19Speaker 10: Today's movie has nothing to do with football, but these
- 22:23Speaker 10: people need a referee.
- 22:25Speaker 11: The movie is Why Did I Get Married Again? Starring
- 22:30Speaker 11: all the people that were in all of the other
- 22:32Speaker 11: Why Did I Get.
- 22:33Speaker 10: Married movies, except for Janet Jackson.
- 22:36Speaker 11: She's keeping this one out.
- 22:38Speaker 10: This time, it's a destination wedding in Italy, which in
- 22:42Speaker 10: a Tyler Perry movie means somebody's about to scream, somebody's
- 22:47Speaker 10: about to confess, and somebody's about to get hit with
- 22:50Speaker 10: a life lesson like it's a folding chair.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
- 22:54Speaker 11: This is not a love story. This is a destination
- 22:57Speaker 11: wedding that accidentally become a group intervention with pasta.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
- 23:02Speaker 11: This time, it's the kids. Jasmine and Wesley just want
- 23:06Speaker 11: to get married.
- 23:08Speaker 10: Everyone else wants to use their wedding as a mirror,
- 23:12Speaker 10: a courtroom, and.
- 23:13Speaker 11: A group chat.
- 23:13Speaker 2: Uh-oh!
- 23:15Speaker 10: The old couple show up to clap for the kids
- 23:18Speaker 10: and immediately start side-eyeing their own spouses. Then there's the secrets,
- 23:24Speaker 10: the speeches, and somebody's about to ruin dinner.
- 23:28Speaker 2: I'm serious.
- 23:29Speaker 11: It is a typical Tali Di Peri movie. If you
- 23:32Speaker 11: are a fan of this franchise... You will love the sequel.
- 23:36Speaker 11: I give it two and a half handbags.
- 23:38Speaker 10: And if you like sardines mixed with cookie dough ice cream,
- 23:43Speaker 10: I will send you the package for my new sports franchise.
- 23:47Speaker 10: If you like the NFL, you will love my new
- 23:51Speaker 10: NFL GBTQ league. Not your father's football, unless he looks
- 23:59Speaker 10: great in sequence. This is a league where dancing in
- 24:03Speaker 10: the end zone is not unsportsmanlike. It is the point
- 24:06Speaker 10: of the whole thing.
- 24:07Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
- 24:08Speaker 10: The new NFL GPTQ. It's not a phase. It's a franchise.
- 24:14Speaker 11: I'm serious.
- 24:15Speaker 10: This is Elibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking
- 24:19Speaker 10: movie review. Stay safe and healthy.
- 24:27Speaker 11: Hi, me.
- 24:28Speaker 12: Hi, me.
- 24:29Speaker 11: Hi.
- 24:30Speaker 17: Uh-oh.
- 24:32Speaker 11: It is the D.L.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 24:34Speaker 4: Hey, listen.
- 24:36Speaker 1: There are just a few cabins left for the One
- 24:38Speaker 1: Voyage Cruise 2026. It's hosted, of course, by the one
- 24:41Speaker 1: and only Ricky Smiley. This is your last chance to
- 24:43Speaker 1: get on board.
- 24:44Speaker 2: But it's unforgettable.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Say that again. I like the way you say that.
- 24:47Speaker 11: Get on board.
- 24:48Speaker 3: Buy me a soul drink.
- 24:50Speaker 1: But it's an unforgettable journey sailing from Miami on Virgin Voyages,
- 24:55Speaker 1: Resilient Lady, six nights of.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Music, comedy, culture, food, parties.
- 24:59Speaker 1: And the luxury virgin voyages experienced with performances from Doug E.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Fritz, Teddy Riley, me, D.L.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Hughley, of course, T.I., Keith Sweat, Eric Bonet, Da Brat,
- 25:08Speaker 1: King George, plus a barbecue beach party at Bimini with
- 25:11Speaker 1: White Glove Young, hosted by Anthony Anson and the one
- 25:15Speaker 1: only set the entertainment powered by AC BBQ. Last call
- 25:18Speaker 1: pricing is available right now, but only while cabins last.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Do not wait, because when they are gone, they are gone.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Call 214-495-1963 to secure your cabin. That is 214-495-1963. 495-1963.
- 25:30Speaker 1: Or you can log on to OneBoysCruise.com for the details. Listen,
- 25:35Speaker 1: if you're going to be in Columbus, Ohio, I will
- 25:38Speaker 1: be there at the Mershon Theater this Friday.
- 25:40Speaker 2: That's Auditorium, actually. Oh, I'm Auditorium. Yeah, okay. It's going
- 25:47Speaker 2: to be at Auditorium.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Everybody show up immediately after Clash. It's the talent show
- 25:54Speaker 1: at the Auditorium. We've got to get our steps together.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:58Speaker 1: And then, of course, the Taft Theater the following day
- 26:00Speaker 1: in Cincinnati, Ohio. So, we got a lot of stuff. Plus,
- 26:03Speaker 1: my book, Charlie's Boy, is currently out right now.
- 26:06Speaker 3: So, make sure you.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Check it out. It'll be out Monday. So, Monday, I'll
- 26:09Speaker 2: be on the Today Show crying my ass off, I'm sure. Oh, wow.
- 26:12Speaker 3: What a sight to behold.
- 26:13Speaker 17: Way to go.
- 26:13Speaker 3: I can't miss it.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I can't wait. It's crazy. It's interesting. I was watching
- 26:21Speaker 2: the Jack Smith.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Remember this goofy-ass Eric Smith from Missouri?
- 26:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Well, you had an Atlanta Hawks game with the Proctor Uniform, man?
- 26:32Speaker 3: He said, no, I don't think so.
- 26:33Speaker 1: What if I told you I had a text message?
- 26:37Speaker 1: This dumbass, it was the Iowa Hawks.
- 26:40Speaker 4: Yes.
- 26:40Speaker 1: And they were playing the Maryland Terrapins because he was a,
- 26:43Speaker 1: it was a Caitlyn Clark fan. He's so stupid. He's
- 26:48Speaker 1: such a dummy. He thought he had him. And he
- 26:52Speaker 1: put it up real fast.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Wait, wait, let me see it. Let me see if
- 26:55Speaker 2: it was me.
- 26:56Speaker 5: Well, the other thing is, how long would it have
- 26:58Speaker 5: taken you to just do a little research to see
- 27:00Speaker 5: if it even made sense, right?
- 27:02Speaker 6: To see who was.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Playing, where they were, all of those things. That just
- 27:05Speaker 5: goes to show you didn't even try to do your
- 27:06Speaker 5: research on this.
- 27:08Speaker 2: It said Hoxton. Atlanta Hoxton.
- 27:09Speaker 1: He's down there with the prosecutor. He's down there.
- 27:15Speaker 5: Man.
- 27:15Speaker 1: No wonder Missouri don't got a chance. Y'all pick some
- 27:20Speaker 1: dumb white boys.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Jackson Hill kept his cool, though.
- 27:22Speaker 15: I know that.
- 27:23Speaker 6: He kept his cool the whole time.
- 27:24Speaker 9: He is.
- 27:25Speaker 3: He's a real prosecutor.
- 27:26Speaker 6: He's a real prosecutor.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
- 27:30Speaker 1: so we're going to give them an opportunity to express
- 27:32Speaker 1: themselves with our segment called.
- 27:34Speaker 2: F.U.D.L. Hughley, so won't you please welcome our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent,
- 27:38Speaker 2: little Niecy James.
- 27:39Speaker 20: Hello, this is Niecy James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent. Our
- 27:45Speaker 20: first F.U.D.L. Hughley comment comes from Instagram. Absolve22 says, D.L.,
- 27:49Speaker 20: I heard you say you can't forgive. You said you
- 27:53Speaker 20: hold a grudge and.
- 27:54Speaker 9: Hatred until you die.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Dio, I don't know how you can be.
- 27:58Speaker 20: So unforgiving when your beautiful wife has forgiven you for
- 28:01Speaker 20: all the horrible transgressions you put her and your family
- 28:04Speaker 20: through over the years. She should have loved you a
- 28:06Speaker 20: long time ago, Dio.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Lucky for you, she is so forgiving.
- 28:11Speaker 9: F * * * you, D.O.
- 28:11Speaker 8: Hughley.
- 28:12Speaker 16: Our next F.U.D.O.
- 28:13Speaker 20: Hughley comment comes from Facebook. Women's Lip 3000 says, D.O.,
- 28:18Speaker 20: I heard you say a woman should always fix her
- 28:20Speaker 20: man's plate before she feeds the kids. Look here, Hughley,
- 28:23Speaker 20: this is no longer the 50s. Ward and June Cleaver
- 28:26Speaker 20: are long gone.
- 28:28Speaker 3: If you are really the man.
- 28:29Speaker 20: You say you are, you'd get your lazy butt up
- 28:31Speaker 20: and fix your woman's plate. That's the least you could
- 28:34Speaker 20: do for her putting up with your chauvinistic self.
- 28:37Speaker 14: F-U-D-L Hughley.
- 28:38Speaker 20: Today's last F-U-D-L Hughley comment comes from Facebook. Righteous One says, Mr. Hughley,
- 28:43Speaker 20: I don't know if your F-U-D-L Hughley segment is funny
- 28:46Speaker 20: or just shocking. The problem I have is about your corresponding.
- 28:50Speaker 20: Little Niecy James, how could you have such a cute
- 28:53Speaker 20: little girl using such foul language? I'm sure you're breaking
- 28:56Speaker 20: some kind of child decency laws.
- 28:58Speaker 16: F-you, D.L.
- 28:58Speaker 8: Hughley.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Righteous one, don't worry about me.
- 29:01Speaker 6: I got this.
- 29:02Speaker 8: F-you, too.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Well, that's it for this week.
- 29:06Speaker 20: This is Amicia James, your F-you, D.L. Hughley correspondent. And
- 29:09Speaker 20: until next week, bye.
- 29:10Speaker 1: It's now time for the human being of the week. Jasmine,
- 29:13Speaker 1: somebody out here is human. It's hard to believe, but
- 29:15Speaker 1: somebody out there is pulling it off.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Who is it?
- 29:18Speaker 6: It's Molson Beer.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Any bad decision that would be made with beer.
- 29:22Speaker 6: Not for the reasons you think.
- 29:24Speaker 5: So everybody knows that women's hockey is basically having a
- 29:26Speaker 5: well-deserved moment right now. And they have this established PWHL,
- 29:30Speaker 5: which is a professional women's hockey league. And so Molson
- 29:33Speaker 5: is one of like the big major sponsors. It's actually
- 29:36Speaker 5: like the official beer of hockey. And so what they
- 29:39Speaker 5: did was they actually. covered their name on the jerseys
- 29:43Speaker 5: so that people could see the names of the women
- 29:46Speaker 5: more prominently. So they're calling it See My Name.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Do not say my name.
- 29:53Speaker 6: See my name. That's pretty good.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Do the girl hockey players have their front teeth knocked
- 29:58Speaker 2: out too?
- 29:59Speaker 6: Not yet, but that's on the way.
- 30:00Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
- 30:01Speaker 2: I hope that, you know, damn that t-shirt. You should
- 30:03Speaker 2: have got him a dental plan. But Molson, a beer.
- 30:08Speaker 1: We're not in the habit of giving liquor companies human
- 30:11Speaker 1: beings of the week because they make so many bad ones,
- 30:15Speaker 1: but most of you are human being of the week
- 30:18Speaker 1: and we give you the claps.
- 30:19Speaker 3: All right.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Now, I know beer has been responsible for a lot
- 30:23Speaker 2: of claps, that's for sure.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Sheiks and doctor's officers.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Right now, it is time for what you need to
- 30:29Speaker 1: know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 30:31Speaker 2: It's Sybil Wilkes with.
- 30:32Speaker 6: What we need to know.
- 30:34Speaker 16: In New York, prosecutors are reopening a criminal investigation into
- 30:38Speaker 16: the 2024 sexual assault allegations at a Cornell University fraternity
- 30:43Speaker 16: house after a civil lawsuit uncovered new evidence, including a
- 30:46Speaker 16: group chat where fraternity members allegedly.
- 30:49Speaker 6: Discussed the assault.
- 30:50Speaker 16: Along the East Coast, remnants of a powerful nor'easter remain
- 30:53Speaker 16: as flood warnings and watches were in effect for parts
- 30:56Speaker 16: of New York metropolitan area into Monday afternoon and a
- 30:59Speaker 16: flood watch posted for all of eastern Massachusetts through Tuesday morning.
- 31:03Speaker 16: At the White House, the president announced plans for a
- 31:06Speaker 16: $ 15 billion steel plant in Iowa built by Masabi Metallics,
- 31:11Speaker 16: projecting the facility will expand. create over 1,700 permanent jobs.
- 31:17Speaker 16: And in sports, yes, LeBron James, of course, will play
- 31:19Speaker 16: his 24th NBA season with the Philadelphia 76ers. But he's
- 31:23Speaker 16: also revealed he initially considered joining the rival New York
- 31:26Speaker 16: Knicks until New York captured that NBA title in June.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, Jalen. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 31:33Speaker 16: Be informed. Be empowered.
- 31:35Speaker 2: Thank you so very much, Sybil Jasmine.
- 31:37Speaker 6: Paid, paid, paid in full.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Well, we're about to keep on keeping on more of
- 31:41Speaker 2: the D.L. Hughley Show. It's coming up in a bit.
- 31:43Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. It's the D.L. Hughley Show,
- 31:45Speaker 2: your 2026 edition. In case you're.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Going to be in Columbus, Ohio, I'm going to be
- 31:50Speaker 1: at the Merchant Auditorium starting this Friday for D.L.
- 31:53Speaker 2: And D.L. Don Lemon and D.L.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Anything Goes the following day at the Tab Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio.
- 31:59Speaker 1: And then this Monday, promoting my new book, Charlie's Boy.
- 32:02Speaker 1: I'm going to be on the Today Show, so give
- 32:04Speaker 1: it a look. Who hosts the Today Show?
- 32:06Speaker 2: Is it Harold?
- 32:08Speaker 3: Craig Melvin. Craig Melvin, no? Yeah. Who is it? Craig Melvin.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Craig Melvin, yeah.
- 32:15Speaker 3: In the final three hours, that's where old Al Roker
- 32:18Speaker 3: and company are. He had jury duty. He had to
- 32:20Speaker 3: leave early the other day.
- 32:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:23Speaker 1: If it was in Mississippi, we need to talk to him.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Hold tight, Al. Stand firm.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Remember they used to do, who was the weatherman that
- 32:33Speaker 1: used to do the Smucker's Jelly thing?
- 32:35Speaker 3: That was him.
- 32:36Speaker 5: No, that was the white guy.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm looking at McMahon. Not McMahon.
- 32:45Speaker 6: No, no, no. What was his name?
- 32:48Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 32:49Speaker 6: Oh, Willard Scott.
- 32:50Speaker 4: Yes.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Willard Scott. I used to like Willard. The rat and
- 32:54Speaker 2: the white dude.
- 32:55Speaker 9: No.
- 32:56Speaker 2: You remember that movie Willard?
- 33:00Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
- 33:01Speaker 9: No.
- 33:01Speaker 2: You don't remember the movie Willard?
- 33:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Then Ben came along.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Ben was the good one.
- 33:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:07Speaker 2: No, Ben was the rat.
- 33:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:09Speaker 9: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 33:10Speaker 3: And Willard was the dude.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Willard was the white dude that owned them, right?
- 33:13Speaker 3: Something like that.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 33:15Speaker 2: You making your own movies up, Skip. You know what?
- 33:18Speaker 2: When Skip's right, he'll text me later. I knew I
- 33:20Speaker 2: knew what I was talking about.
- 33:22Speaker 3: Crazy white dude. He's a rat anyway. So go ahead.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Amen.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:27Speaker 1: It's interesting times we got going. Now, things have been
- 33:30Speaker 1: going good. The next step is to move in together.
- 33:33Speaker 1: But before you do, Jasmine, give us five unspoken rules
- 33:35Speaker 1: of moving in together by Meg Butler from Madame Noir.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Oh, number five.
- 33:38Speaker 6: Keep that bathroom door closed, please.
- 33:40Speaker 4: Yes.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Yes.
- 33:41Speaker 4: Porn.
- 33:42Speaker 2: When did I have porn?
- 33:42Speaker 6: We need that close.
- 33:44Speaker 5: We don't want none of that. Number four of the
- 33:47Speaker 5: top five unspoken rules of moving in together. Everybody needs
- 33:50Speaker 5: a night out. We can't be together all the time.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Of love. Get on somewhere, please.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:55Speaker 5: Number three of the top five unspoken rules of moving
- 33:58Speaker 5: in together.
- 33:58Speaker 6: And now this is your side of the bed. And
- 34:01Speaker 6: this is my side of the bed forever. Ain't no
- 34:03Speaker 6: switching up. We not changing. We ain't flipping no mattress.
- 34:05Speaker 2: I bid on it. I'm bidding. I got the good shit,
- 34:07Speaker 2: but I'm bidding on it.
- 34:08Speaker 3: It's mine.
- 34:09Speaker 5: Number two of the top five unspoken rules of moving
- 34:12Speaker 5: in together. Keep the big secrets.
- 34:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Okay. Don't tell everything. Don't tell the little ones.
- 34:17Speaker 5: Please let us know about the little secrets. And the
- 34:23Speaker 5: number one of the top five unspoken rules of moving
- 34:25Speaker 5: in together. It's better to say when it's not working
- 34:27Speaker 5: right now.
- 34:28Speaker 6: Don't wait.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Yeah, don't wait. Yeah.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Yeah, before I unpack these towels, I'm just going to.
- 34:31Speaker 5: Go head on.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Go head on. Mosey on down the road.
- 34:36Speaker 3: You have to pee on a stick.
- 34:37Speaker 5: You know, you got to get out of there for that.
- 34:40Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
- 34:41Speaker 6: Wait a minute.
- 34:42Speaker 2: The rabbit's dead. So is the thrill.
- 34:47Speaker 1: That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's
- 34:49Speaker 1: the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going
- 34:51Speaker 1: to be In Columbus, Ohio, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes.
- 34:58Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday at the Mershon Auditorium,
- 35:01Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon for DL & DL.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Anything goes.
- 35:04Speaker 1: And the following day, we're going to be in Cincinnati
- 35:05Speaker 1: at the Taft Theater. So come check us out. Also,
- 35:08Speaker 1: my book this Friday, this Monday, starting this Monday, it
- 35:11Speaker 1: will be, is it Monday or Tuesday?
- 35:13Speaker 9: Tuesday.
- 35:13Speaker 3: It's the 6th, right?
- 35:14Speaker 6: It's the 6th.
- 35:15Speaker 2: So I think it's Tuesday.
- 35:16Speaker 1: So Monday I'll be at the Today Show. This Tuesday
- 35:20Speaker 1: my book comes out, Charlie's Boy. I'm very proud of it.
- 35:22Speaker 1: So I'll take a gander at that. Jasmine Sanders, what
- 35:26Speaker 1: did you learn today?
- 35:27Speaker 5: I want to say happy birthday to the oldest person
- 35:29Speaker 5: in the United States and the second oldest person in
- 35:32Speaker 5: the world. She's 116 years old. She's out of Greenville, Pennsylvania.
- 35:38Speaker 5: Her name is Naomi Whitehead.
- 35:40Speaker 6: And you know she's your sister. Go ahead, girl.
- 35:42Speaker 2: Naomi Whitehead. Yeah. It's the Lord.
- 35:45Speaker 4: The Lord.
- 35:45Speaker 3: The Lord.
- 35:46Speaker 5: Last surviving American to be born in 1910.
- 35:49Speaker 3: She's in Pennsylvania.
- 35:50Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 35:51Speaker 3: Need to fill it out. She related to McFadden and Whitehead.
- 35:53Speaker 11: Could be.
- 35:54Speaker 3: I don't know. Might be.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Well, we don't know. We can't ask them. That's what
- 35:56Speaker 2: they're saying. Ain't no stopping them now.
- 35:58Speaker 18: 116.
- 35:58Speaker 9: Yikes.
- 35:59Speaker 2: That's three years older than me.
- 36:03Speaker 3: Wow.
- 36:04Speaker 1: That's close to the end of the Civil War. I mean,
- 36:07Speaker 1: close to 50-60.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Wow. Long enough to see us be slaves again.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Right. And all of us. She went eternal in a
- 36:14Speaker 2: century to a black president.
- 36:16Speaker 9: Yep.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Wow.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Hell of a thing.
- 36:18Speaker 1: That's a span of time. Skip, my man, Cheatham, what'd
- 36:21Speaker 1: you learn today, baby boy? You know, my feelings are hurt.
- 36:23Speaker 1: You were right, D.L.
- 36:24Speaker 8: Pat McAfee, he earns between $ 60 and $ 65 million per year.
- 36:29Speaker 3: He got to pay for his own production.
- 36:30Speaker 6: But still, he's still probably clear in 50.
- 36:33Speaker 3: I'm like, jeez, man.
- 36:36Speaker 2: He ain't got no $ 10 million production deal.
- 36:38Speaker 3: All the salaries are set. He has to pay for
- 36:40Speaker 3: all that stuff. But still.
- 36:42Speaker 9: Oof.
- 36:43Speaker 4: Oof.
- 36:44Speaker 2: You give me that much. Y'all can't catch me on
- 36:46Speaker 2: the way out.
- 36:46Speaker 3: You know you're my favorite.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Whatever I got in the car is all y'all. I'm
- 36:51Speaker 2: just telling you.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Come on, man. You know we got you.
- 36:55Speaker 1: On the next DL Hughley Show, we're going to be
- 36:57Speaker 1: talking to comedian and.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Actor Chris Spencer, one of my favorites.
- 37:00Speaker 1: We're going to be also giving someone a deserving shoot
- 37:02Speaker 1: video of the week award.
- 37:03Speaker 2: It's the DL Hughley Show. We will definitely see you
- 37:05Speaker 2: on the other side.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Or pull that string. We gots to go.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Tout, tout.
- 37:11Speaker 2: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.