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STIMULATED: THINGS GIRLS DO THAT MAKE OUR HEARTS MELT!!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in
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  Speaker 1: the scenario. All morning, You've been on Marketplace looking for
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  Speaker 1: a brand new couch. You've been messaging the guy, going
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  Speaker 1: back and forth, and you've agreed upon a price of
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  Speaker 1: thirteen hundred dollars. Fuck I'm rich. Okay, yeah, and you
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  Speaker 1: have to go to there at twelve o'clock and pay
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  Speaker 1: cash obviously, right right, it's twelve oh one. You're fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minutes away, and you're like, fuck, I forgot to get
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  Speaker 1: the cash out. You go to the ATM and it's
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  Speaker 1: some random sus one that just takes your money and
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  Speaker 1: is charging you an extra three dollars to take your
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  Speaker 1: money out. You got to take thirteen hundred dollars out,
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  Speaker 1: and your bank's like insufficient funds. You go look at
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  Speaker 1: your bank account, You're like, I have the money there,
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  Speaker 1: and the little do you know that the ATM only
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  Speaker 1: allows one thousand dollars at a time to take out,
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  Speaker 1: and then you reach your max capacity on your card
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  Speaker 1: and then you have to go and transfer to another
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  Speaker 1: card that you haven't used in years, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: really know the pin to the code, and you're just like, man,
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  Speaker 1: what am I meant? To do with it. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: is this is this couch worth it? How do you feel?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: A cashless society is so annoying, honestly, Like I love cash,
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  Speaker 1: but these ATMs, man, they take it out of me,
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  Speaker 1: give me my money. Apparently a good business is owning
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  Speaker 1: some ATMs. I bet you go to some suss ATM.
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  Speaker 1: It's like three dollars to take your money out. And
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  Speaker 1: then also it's just like so confusing. I'm like, it's
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  Speaker 1: my money. It is very weird, like checkings and savings.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: I Apparently a great business is owning ATMs in RSL
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  Speaker 2: clubs I bet, and bowling clubs in Australia. In Australia
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  Speaker 2: bowling clubs like lawn bowls. And it's a restaurant and
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  Speaker 2: it has a lot of poker machine slot machines because
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  Speaker 2: we're allowed to have them here. And apparently a're owning
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  Speaker 2: an ATM and just all around in the apparently make
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  Speaker 2: bank just because people constantly get money out to put
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  Speaker 2: it in the Pokey's America have Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: We have RSL clubs, yeah we do, and we have casinos.
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  Speaker 1: Business idea we should get into that. Imagine like someone says,
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  Speaker 1: how do you make all your money? Like you've been
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  Speaker 1: in an l club? Yeah, like you see that little
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  Speaker 1: sass atm in the corner that barely works, that's me
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  Speaker 1: a good way to say it would be all right.
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  Speaker 1: So he goes, so say you're rich, right, you're driving
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  Speaker 1: a Bentley And that guy comes up to here in
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  Speaker 1: the road and goes, excuse me, excuse me. I get
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  Speaker 1: I have eight hundred million views for a month. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stows, what do you do for work? How
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  Speaker 1: do you make all your money?
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  Speaker 2: And then and then we look at him like glasses
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  Speaker 2: down and go you ever played the Pokeys?
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, you've paid me. And he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like, what you won't pay no the ACM you
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  Speaker 1: got the money out of no imagine you've paid me.
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  Speaker 1: Pull you pull your glasses down and you're like you
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  Speaker 1: got any cash on you And he's like, yeah, fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: He's like that's me. You paid me. You paid me
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  Speaker 1: because all these things you see And it's like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: I understand you're telling me, but how do you make
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  Speaker 1: money doing? You didn't ask? Yeah, like what anyways? Guys?
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  Speaker 1: First up on the menu today, for stimulated is a
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  Speaker 1: cheeky little TikTok car TikTok question.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we like these lately, we love them, okay. And
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  Speaker 2: the question was, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex?
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  Speaker 2: Because you never had the birds and the bees chat? Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and there was honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Some good ones. Honestly, your mind starts to wonder before
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  Speaker 1: you've had sex, even even if you've had the birds
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  Speaker 1: and the bees. But if you hadn't, you're just don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. Yeah, even when you know how
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  Speaker 1: it works and you know what to expect, you're stressed.
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  Speaker 1: Did you think anything that wasn't legit when you got
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  Speaker 1: down dirty? What did I think? So?
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, no, I know when we both agree away
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  Speaker 2: And do you want to know what I found out
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  Speaker 2: very late was that a girl's p hole is different.
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  Speaker 1: To her vagina. You've found that out late? Found that
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  Speaker 1: out late? I think I was about eighteen, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I remember. My biggest misconception was that, like I was
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  Speaker 1: going to put it in the wrong hole. Yes, suh.
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  Speaker 1: That scares guys. Not possible.
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  Speaker 3: And after having sex once you can you realize it
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  Speaker 3: you can't, well you can, but like, does that mean
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  Speaker 3: we have small doodles back on the doodle chat of.
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  Speaker 2: Course, but no, yeah, because you can't miss if it's
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  Speaker 2: big doodle, you kind of like, well, shit, like no.
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  Speaker 1: But if it's bigger, like it would be harder to miss,
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  Speaker 1: because like the whole small, so it's actually easier to miss.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just set along. We've got medium. Okay, let's make
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  Speaker 3: ourselves feel a little bit better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one was bad. The one was bad.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because
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  Speaker 2: you never had the birds and the bees? I thought
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  Speaker 2: it lasted more than an hour?
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  Speaker 1: An hour? Bright, I even I knew it wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: last more than an hour. What's long? I would say
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  Speaker 1: more than fifteen minutes is long. More than fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: More than fifteen minutes is too long. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: doing that wrong. If it's because like, if you're not
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  Speaker 1: like tired after fifteen minutes, then like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, unless it's like some sexual unless you're fit, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but still actually maxes up. If you're fit, you're still
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  Speaker 1: going to town. You're like, I need some water. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of the best ways to burn calories of X. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a full physical workout because of your heart, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you're in love when you're doing it. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: What am I trying to think? Like a good amount
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  Speaker 1: of time? Prime time, prime amount of time for coitus, coitas.
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  Speaker 1: I like that word. Coitus is a great word, thanks Sheldon.
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  Speaker 2: So prime time, prime amount of time for coitus for
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  Speaker 2: me is five minutes and we both finish.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go ten. I think it needs to be done.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm longer or you like it? You like you,
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  Speaker 1: you would prefer it to go longer. I like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of four play at the start, okay fair?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like slowly. So I guess if you're taking that account,
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  Speaker 1: do you account that? Let's taken it into account. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon actual insertion primetime for you? Yeah, five to
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  Speaker 1: seven Yeah, five to seven minutes, fucking sweets primetime of coitus.
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  Speaker 1: You have to make both of you finished otherwise I'm
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  Speaker 1: going past that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, seven minima, and it's like and it's going to
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  Speaker 2: start become very stop stardy because I can't hold it
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  Speaker 2: in for much longer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the risk because if I'm on top, like the
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  Speaker 1: wrist is starting to hurt from my body way.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was for the baby to get out, like
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  Speaker 2: it grabs onto it and pulls itself out like a rope.
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  Speaker 1: That would be loky cool. Imagine, know, you having sex
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  Speaker 1: and then you pull out and then it's just a baby. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: God, have I ever told you how I used to
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  Speaker 2: think babies were made? No, before I knew what sex was,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was when two people got married and
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  Speaker 2: the pastor says, you may kiss the bride, the man
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  Speaker 2: and the woman kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Pasta is what it is? Past I feel like it's pastra,
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  Speaker 1: the pasta. Past That doesn't sound right. The pastor says pasture.
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  Speaker 2: Pasture is like a field for cows to eat on,
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  Speaker 2: a pasture of grass.
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  Speaker 1: The pasta isn't right. Yeah it is, No, that's not
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  Speaker 1: it is. I don't think that's right. You're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about the guy. Yeah, that's uh. The official Joey Tubiani
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  Speaker 1: on chandlers and monarchys.
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  Speaker 2: Efficient, Yes, okay, he says you may kiss the bride,
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  Speaker 2: or she says you may kiss the bride, and the
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  Speaker 2: man's spit goes into the woman's mouth and then goes
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  Speaker 2: down into the belly and creates a baby. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I used to think to be fair, that's quite romantic.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of and a good time to do it
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  Speaker 2: in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Making babies. So every time, like your parents kissed, were
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  Speaker 1: you like look, to be honest with you, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think that far into it. I only worked with the
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  Speaker 1: pastor what do you take the he had the magic,
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  Speaker 1: he has the power, or she has the magic? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the power. What's the biggest misconception you thought about sex?
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  Speaker 1: That there's no movement? You just leave it in there
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  Speaker 1: to be fair, Like, if you didn't know that would
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  Speaker 1: be relaxing, it would go flascid, it would have you
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  Speaker 1: heard of what they do.
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  Speaker 2: I watched Jury Duty, this show when they fake one
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  Speaker 2: guy thinks he's in Jury Duty and everyone else knows
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  Speaker 2: that they're not, and they're all actors.
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  Speaker 1: They really fuck with him. I don't know how he
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  Speaker 1: fell for it.
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  Speaker 2: But one of the guys is religious, a certain type
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  Speaker 2: of religion where they wait to have sex for a marriage.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's another girl in Jerry Judy and they're
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  Speaker 2: all staying in a hotel and she's mad. Keen on him,
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  Speaker 2: and he's mad keen on her. And then he comes
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  Speaker 2: in and he's asking this guy for advice. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: I really want to have sex with it, but I can't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, religious. Yeah, he goes, Okay, cool, and.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, but but I have heard.
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  Speaker 2: Of a workaround where apparently if I put it in
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  Speaker 2: and don't move, it doesn't count. And then someone jumps
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  Speaker 2: on the bed and I'm not the one doing the
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  Speaker 2: movement because someone's jumping on the bed.
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  Speaker 1: Where the movement, I forget what it's cold. Imagine, Imagine
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  Speaker 1: it has a it has like a wild name. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: you come to me and you're like, I really like
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  Speaker 1: this girl, but like obviously I'm religious. Like we can't
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  Speaker 1: do it, do the d but I need to ask
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  Speaker 1: a favor. I've got this technique. Do you mind. I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you a little blind folg. Can you just jump
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  Speaker 1: on my bed? Fork you may as well do it
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  Speaker 1: on a trampoline, then why not better? But so that's
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  Speaker 1: beds these days though, our beds. Yeah, we have a
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  Speaker 1: koalam attress each and there's no bounce. There's no bounce. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can put a wine glass at one end and
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  Speaker 1: jump on the other. End. It doesn't freaking it's not,
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  Speaker 1: is it. No, it's good for us, But when the
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  Speaker 1: girl's on top and like trying to like to do
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  Speaker 1: e thing, it's a lot harder. So when we're on top,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably well, we don't bounce. We more hip thrust
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  Speaker 1: where it's yeah, it's not like a it's more like
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  Speaker 1: a yeah motion with the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because
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  Speaker 2: you never had the birds and the bees that you
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  Speaker 2: can lie there at the end like they do in
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  Speaker 2: the movies and not need to shuffle off and clean up.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, oh, facts, that is so true. I think I
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  Speaker 1: used to believe that too. I used to believe that
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  Speaker 1: as well. Also.
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  Speaker 2: One thing about TV shows, right, is when two people
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  Speaker 2: have having this heated moment okay, and then they're about
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  Speaker 2: to have sex and they're in an office or something.
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  Speaker 2: One of them's wearing a suit, one of them's wearing
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  Speaker 2: a full blouse. Okay, they just chuck up on the desk.
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  Speaker 2: His pants aren't barely even off, and they just randomly
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  Speaker 2: start thrusting like.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not in yet, I haven't even got
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  Speaker 1: it out of that year Rundi's are on, yours aren't
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  Speaker 1: even on. Yeah, and it's not comfortable. And also when
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  Speaker 1: they go under the covers in bed, Yeah, I've never
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  Speaker 1: once done that. It's too hot. I don't mind a
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  Speaker 1: little under the cover action and mission area. I've never
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  Speaker 1: done when it's winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, winter, but like
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  Speaker 1: I don't like dunas on there. I'm like, man, i'd
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  Speaker 1: be sweaty. Yeah, in winter, I do do that. Summer
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  Speaker 1: it is too hot, way too hot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because
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  Speaker 2: you never had the birds and the bees, I thought
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  Speaker 2: you had to be kissing the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, come back, come back. Yeah, no, there's definitely
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  Speaker 1: a good moment. We need to catch your breath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: moments for kissing. Yeah, you kiss a little bit, you
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  Speaker 1: can't you kiss a lot more at the start. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you can go the whole session without kissing. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: especially if it's like a Poundtown session. Yeah. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not that love making. Yeah, you're too much heavy breathing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: these are good, They actually are good.
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  Speaker 2: My mom told me she'd know when I'd done it
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  Speaker 2: because my eye color would change. I checked, and they
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  Speaker 2: didn't change obviously, so she thought that she was after
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  Speaker 2: the first time.
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  Speaker 1: I said, after she had sex, she checked her eyes
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  Speaker 1: thinking they were going to be different color. She's walking
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  Speaker 1: around town looking at everyone's eyes, like who has blue
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  Speaker 1: or green eyes? You upad sex and like the common
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  Speaker 1: browns like that you haven't virgin, virgin virgin fair?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wow, Okay, this one's the best one. What's the
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  Speaker 2: biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because you never had
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  Speaker 2: the birds and the bees that men are good at it?
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  Speaker 3: Facts true, some are maybe Yeah, do you know any Nope? No,
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  Speaker 3: So I mean fair? Yeah, got two more.
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  Speaker 2: I thought having sex meant just sleeping next to someone.
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  Speaker 2: So I bragged to my friend that I had sex
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  Speaker 2: with my cousin on a family camping tree.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, she's so innocent, and then she
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  Speaker 1: made it weird. It's so the innocence would have been
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  Speaker 1: so blissful for so long. Yeah. Wow, her body count
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  Speaker 1: would have been huge. Man. Yeah, she slept with everyone.
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  Speaker 1: She slept with her mom, brother, sister, cousin. I've had
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  Speaker 1: heaps of sex. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, last one, So, what's the biggest misconception you thought
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  Speaker 2: about sex? Because you have never had the birds and
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  Speaker 2: the bees that a girl has to finish to get pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, if it was like that, I was just going
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  Speaker 3: to say the population rate would be on a decline.
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  Speaker 1: That was the case. I was being optimistic, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, imagine if it was like then, guys
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  Speaker 1: would always no, no, no, no, would guys would be cheery? Yeah? Terrible, terrible.
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  Speaker 2: But I was thinking with one of these, right with
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  Speaker 2: the my mum told me that my eye color would change.
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  Speaker 2: A good one could be what's the like, what's the
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  Speaker 2: biggest lie your parents told you as a child? For
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  Speaker 2: one of these like as segment, I wonder if that
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  Speaker 2: would go good?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't we do that for Reddit? What's the biggest lie
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  Speaker 1: your parents told you? We did do a similar thing. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think it was what your best parenting hack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a lie you told your children to get
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  Speaker 1: him to shut up or something. Yeah, I think we
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  Speaker 1: did do that. I was on Patreon. Oh yeah, Patreon.
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  Speaker 1: Go listen all right, Jake, let me land. Can I
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: please pitch you something? Yeah? I guess. Remember in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty three when we did six weeks in Bali together,
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  Speaker 1: I do did you have fun. I did. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: the first tick. I say, we go round two? Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Look, it was fun, but going there, booking all the
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: places and finding the right one was hard, you have
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  Speaker 2: to admit.
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  Speaker 1: And we are picky people. We are very picky people.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: But you are about to be sold. Airbnb has this
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  Speaker 1: feature called guests Favorites. It allows you to filter for
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Airbnb's guests have loved the most, so you know you're
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  Speaker 1: love it too. It literally takes all the hassle you
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  Speaker 1: just mentioned out of the equation. I'm listening. I booked
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  Speaker 1: using guest favorites last year when you left me defend
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  Speaker 1: for myself, and I debatably had a better time. Let
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  Speaker 1: me show.
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  Speaker 2: You poor yes near the beach, obviously, two bedrooms, a
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  Speaker 2: big living.
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  Speaker 1: Room and a room to edit. Yep. And then you
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  Speaker 1: just click the guest Favorites filter and bang all the
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  Speaker 1: most loved Airbnbs by other guests. I told you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Airbnb has us covered. Can we book right now? Please?
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  Speaker 1: A fine, Let's go to valley. Let's go all right, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with you for this
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  Speaker 1: next segment. Boh no, no little insight for all the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: listeners when we think of these segments. Jake and I
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: will usually go back and forth with topic sentences for
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: what we want to call them, and we'll just voice
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: message and we're like noa, noa, noah, yeah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: until we agree on one. And I originally wanted to
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: call this, what are you doing any visual watches right now?
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  Speaker 1: Jake like, just like smirking for five minutes, always go
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  Speaker 1: on Zoolander. Sorry. I originally wanted to call this things
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  Speaker 1: girls do that make guy's heart squishy wishy. Yeah, And
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Jake said it was a bit cringe, which I it
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  Speaker 1: sounds to cringe saying it out loud when you sent
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  Speaker 1: it to me. I said it to myself out loud,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like yeah. So we went back and
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: forth a little bit more so this is things girls
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  Speaker 1: do that make our hearts melt. And Jake said to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: me he's He's like, yeah, I already came up with that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: No you sent it and I was literally about to
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: text it out to you and send you that exact thing,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: and I said, fuck you. I literally was about to
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: send that. Take it back because it's been in my
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: notes for months. You can't claim it, though, Why didn't
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: It's been in your notes for months, and you haven't
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: said You've just been sitting on gold, have you. No,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: that's like saying to your girlfriends, this is what I
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: was going to get you, flowers. I had the idea
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: for months, but just didn't. This is what happened. Yeah, okay,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I've suggested this before. No you haven't. No,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: you have have. Where's the proof in your brain? In
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: my head and in yours too, because idea you'd like it? No,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: that's good, because you thought it was an original idea.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: You've never told me that way I have. No, you haven't.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I've never heard hearts melts come out of your mouth
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: with let's this could funk me up because it's in
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: my notes. This could really being in your notes doesn't
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: help me, like you might have not brought it to
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the table. Ever, it's a good point. I have heaps
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: of notes are just like sitting there, and I've never
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: told you about a good point. It's a good point.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I bet you it's not. There is there any melts
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: in here? Type in keywords hearts melt Oh. Oh, it
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: will come up though, because of what we already did.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Ah ship, there should be another one man, it's not
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: in here, so apologize. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I've thought
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: of this before. Oh yeah, I bet next time you
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: have a good idea, I'm just going to be like, yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: let's do what I already thought of that one. So
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: this is things girls do that make our hearts melt.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: When she calls you unexpectingly to tell you the tea facts,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: yeah that's cool. Like middle of the day, you're just like, oh, pooky,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: and she's just like, oh, you won't believe. Yes, I
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: love tea. Yeah, and I love that she thought of
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: me to tell me first. I love tea. Yeah, I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: love tea too. Someone so did this, and I'm like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: what fuck? I love tea. I hate it when I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: get asked for have any tea? Yeah? Has a girlfriend?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Never asked you that?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Beth will say, if we've ever you know, maybe if
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: we've been talking about some tea and they haven't had
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: their tea craving quenched yet? Yeah, Oh I like that,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: She'll say, so, have you got any tea?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And I never do. Well, it's because like we don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: work with anyone. It's normally the people who work with people,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and you know some and so I can plan about
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: all the time like they did this, whereas like I've
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: just talked to you, and.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Then sometimes I will go randomly like, how's like a
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago this thing happened, right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And I do have tea?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I forgot to tell her for two weeks yeah,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And then she'll go, how did you forget to tell
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: me that?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Literally? How did you forget to tell me this? Sometimes
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: in my head though in our defense, not really, I
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: thought I told her it's like what you I give,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I give the good Old. I was actually gonna tell you,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: but I forgot I do because I sometimes I get
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: confused with telling you because we talk so much of it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That's where I told you I'm bad.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: When I was living with Joanna, Yeah, I would tell
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Joanna things thinking I've also told Beth and Deathold said no,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know this.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so told your other girls. This is bad on
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: our part.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Things girls do that make our hearts melt when they
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: say you make me feel safe.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's really wholesome for me, Jake, that's that's great.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: My heart's melting. It makes your hot melt. Yeah, it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: like it's serious. It's like as well, don't you. Usually
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I took this very serious though. It's like when she
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: says you feel like home.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Home is not a place, it's a people. Home is
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: where the heart is, and home is with you. Yeah yeah, whatever.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It can be with me too. Things girls do that
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: make our hearts melt. When she calls you her man
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: in public for the first time. Oh that's a good one.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Intros you and she's like, this is my man, this
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: is my man, this is my boyfriend. You were like,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: had anyone say that this is my man. I like
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: that term I do makes me steal merely. Yeah, fuck,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: this is my man. Like boyfriend's good too, but like
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend. My girlfriend says partner, this is
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: my man. Partner is very proper. That's what it makes
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: me feel old and like partner.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Is a sign of maturity and respect and seeing a
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: future if it was he is. Actually, what if if
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I was introduced as this is my man? What am
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I to you?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Just sex you're debunking and a yeah yeah, heartner could
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: be the way to go. Maybe I like all of them.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a phase throughout the relationship. It progresses from
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: man boyfriend, partner.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good good, good good good things go through
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: that make our hearts melt.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Hand on the back of the neck while driving. I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: love that. A little bit of hair play that's almost
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: bonerworthy but fair fah. I've given that tip before. Any
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: man who like shave the back of their hair, do
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: that skin fade thing. Leave it? Oh yeah, mullet or
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: just like longer hair, some long hair. Keep it a
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: little bit long so she can twirl it. Do a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: little bit of this and that I get like slight
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: curls that Beth likes, Yeah, and I love them. You
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: just need a little bit of length like ten centimes. Oh,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you don't need much.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: No, it only has to be it even just has
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: to be like as long as their their knuckle. Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: just so they can slightly run it through.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Just not skin faded.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: And so it's just like, Yeah, it feels like a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: sandpaper and no one wants to touch that like a
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: cat's tongue.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: How do you know what a cat's tongue feels? Have
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you been licked by cat? No? I don't like cats.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Throw I feel like sandpaper. Legitimately feels like samdpaper. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: feel like if a cat licked a piece of wood,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it would get the burrs off it. Yeah, you could
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: sharpen a pencil on a cat's tongue. I'm telling you,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's so weird. Another reason I don't want to cat.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: It is honest, it's the weirdest barbs on it. It's
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. It's not nice at all. Bro allright,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: things girls do that make our hearts melt. This is
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: when you've got a girlfriend, when you're sitting on the couch,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: minding your own business, and then just out of nowhere,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: she like grabbed, like fully grabs your face and then
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: just kisses. Yeah. Well it's got to be consenting a day,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you know. I understand over emphasis of like I do
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: like that. I do like Star Wars can wait. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: had a thought the other day that it's so weird.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I can so.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: When Beth and I first met, it was I gave
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: a hug hello, you know, but you know we didn't
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: we didn't hold hands. Obviously, I couldn't just hug her
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: whenever I wanted. I couldn't just go up and kiss
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: her because that's weird and it is weird.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know this person, she doesn't know me. We're
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: getting to know each other, and then I first case
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now, isn't it kind of crazy that you
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: can just straight up just go in and give me
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: a kiss?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Like, it's just so funny that you go
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: from literally not knowing a person at all, strangers with
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the utmost stand offish respect to just I feel like
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it is. But even just four days later, let's say
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the first date went amazing and they can just kiss it. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the second date.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: If you kissed at the end of the first day,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: the second date is most like you're going to start
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: with a kiss.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: But this only works when you make her feel safe,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: fair around, full full circle, full circle. Things girls do
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: that make our hearts race. This for me, at least,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: when your girlfriend tells you that she thinks you'll be
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: a great.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Dad, Oh, I would say that's melt, not races, mate,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean heart's melt. Sorry, that is heart's melt. As
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: soon as she says anything about you being a father
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: to her children, you're like, damn, I love you. Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: it's kind of nice to hear. Yeah, even if you're
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: kind of like you an, it's nice to hear. This
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: one is very personalized to me, but I think you
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: might get it. Things girls do that make our hearts melt?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You're a fancy restaurant, clearly struggling to pronounce the meal
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: because it's in some weird writing, and then she just goes,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: we would like to order and pronounce it for you,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and you'll like it. I love that. I love that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Imagine that happened as Jake just stands up. I love it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I love it. That's good. Okay, it's my last one.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Things guys do that make our hearts melt? After a
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: small argument, or as I like to call it, a
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: lover's tiff, they say, I hate it when you're mad
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: at me. It makes me so sad.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't make you mad, because I'm sorry. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: hate fighting with you and also hate fighting with you. Yea,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: why are we fighting? Why did we even do that?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Cuddle and makeup? Don't you think it's so weird when
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you have a fight with your girlfriend. When you make up,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you think what was that for, the heat of the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: moment takes over. Yeah, I think I got really good
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: at like taking a step away and being like, do
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: we really want to argue about this, and and then
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: she's also like, no, we don't really so weird. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: got one left. Do you want wholesome or sexual? Both?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, you get to pick one sexual? Bro, you
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: want sex obviously? Things girls do obviously?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Is it obvious? I don't know things girls do that
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: make our hearts melt. When she's on top, stops, takes
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: her hair tie off her hand and then just goes,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that's sexy. Yeah, that's up there with like the sexiest
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: thing Okay I can do in my book tear list,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that's like number one, number two, and it's you're not
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: having sex yet, like this just this is your makeouts.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You can be and she can you know what's about
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to happen, and she can just if she like takes
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: control for a second, just stops and does that, and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you're all like, whoa, yeah, I'm melting. I'm melting everywhere, hot, downstairs, upstairs,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: brain everything. Yeah. Brain, Brain's a good one. I'm melting
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like a chocolate bloody fountain that was stimulated. Guys, thank
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you very much, Stay bad,