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Doknow and Jakarta - Ep 591 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Go!
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Go! What's up, fool?
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Hamburger. What's up, everybody? We got Jakarta right here. What up,
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: what up, what up? Dunos, man. What's crackin'? Hamburger. Hamburger.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Ever since Felipe told me about Hamburger Jones, I ain't
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: never left it. He never left my mind ever since.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: What's up, everybody in the chat room? Showing up early.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Martin Rizzo ain't here yet. But, man, let's start off
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: the show, man. How good are you at roasting, bro? Like,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: if you ever see a photo... Are you good at roasting?
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think so. Boom, man. Show that
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: fucking photo of Rizzo. Oh, right here.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is easy. Rizzo was part of the LGBTQ
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: community before there.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Was an LGBT community. This still hangs around high schools. Yeah.
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, this photo he was taking there, bro, he was
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: out there doing like a quinceanera.com. So everybody's there to
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: buy quinceañera dress, hire fucking galans, hire chairs, everything.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Rezo's gay.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: He was scoping out the market.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: That's gay right there.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Scoping out the market.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: Rezo was 20 selling quinceañeras. Gay and a perva.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: This is a show called The Chambalan.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Can we see his shoes? I think it's pretty fly.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Those are from his communion right there.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Those shoes say that I'm a candidate by day, I'm
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: a reporter at night. Peter Parker. Go buy those shoes, man.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: If your lawyer is wearing those shoes, he's going to
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: settle everything out of court. He's going to get the
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: fuck out immediately. He's going to tell you straight up, man,
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: can you do a quick 10? A quick 10.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: Rizzo looks like him and Jakarta used to date each
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: other in the dyke world.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, was this a real thing? Yeah, he was
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: there interviewing Quinceañera. You think it's AI? And they kicked
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: He was getting too handsy. Being too controversial, bro. Too controversial.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: I think he had a hard-on, and they said, hey, man,
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: we have enough Theo's here. It's already too many, bro.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: Back up. You're not that age where you can be
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: a petty. You have to be creepy. You have to
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: meet certain age rules.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: It's like levels to it. You ever had an uncle
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: that creeped out on you? No, I'm the uncle. No,
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: they didn't have another uncle that said, mijo, sit on
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: my lap for $ 10. Nah, what the fuck? I would
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: grind them, man.
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: For real, I was a little whore when I was
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: a little kid. My uncle would be like, mijo, sit
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: on my lap for $ 20. Ah, man, I'd be like, yeah, okay.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: And then my grandfather would be like, who wants to
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: kiss me for $ 10? And I'm like, fuck yeah, $ 10.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: What would you do for $ 20? It's when I stopped
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: giving money, then it was bad. Like, hey, man, this
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: guy really is. Touchy feely. That's what, man? Maniaco. Maniaco.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I think you're sitting on your thing. Hey, tell Jakarta,
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: tell Felipe about how you got circumcised at 12 and
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: all your uncles were there to see it.
• 3:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I got circumcised at 12 and I woke up
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: halfway through the surgery.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy. They gave you sleeping pills first.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: They gave me anesthesia. So I was asleep while I
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: was dead.
• 3:30
  Speaker 5: And like, I woke up and I look at the
• 3:33
  Speaker 5: room and it's It's like all my uncles, and they're
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: just kicking it.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: Like, what's up? We're chilling, you know?
• 3:39
  Speaker 5: And I look at my dick, and this fool's like straight,
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: and I stand. I try to get up to tell
• 3:44
  Speaker 5: this fool to stop touching, you know, stop cutting my
• 3:45
  Speaker 5: dick off. And then my other uncle held me down.
• 3:48
  Speaker 5: It sounds weird, but I think it was like a
• 3:49
  Speaker 5: cool moment. Like, we were all just kicking it.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: For free, too. He tried it and didn't do it
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: for $ 20 or $ 10. Nah, nah, nah.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: I should have charged him. Not me, man. Different religion, man.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: We keep our foreskin, man.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a long force. Sometimes a girl tells me,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: are you going to wear a condom? No, I'm going
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: to just tie it up. What the fuck? Are you circumcised?
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: No, right?
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: No, right?
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Mexicans don't get circumcised, right? No, man.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Hell no.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: Is it just Catholic Mexicans or like?
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Wait, wait, wait.
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys do get circumcised. Are your
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: brothers circumcised?
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: You think it was only me?
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. They all watch.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: It was like a big party.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Me and my brother got circumcised. Watch party?
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: The Mundial?
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: Do you have like a godfather for that? Nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: The pee-pee godfather.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for your circumcised godfather?
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah. Jewish people, when they get that done, they
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: call it the brisk.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: The brisk.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, the bar mitzvah?
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: The brisk.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: And then a special Jewish doctor, he shows up with
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: a knife, and they're all having drinks, and then it's
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: a whole ceremonial thing for the Jewish kids.
• 4:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: And then he just goes. But it's a stranger, at least.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Yours was a relative, right? No, mine was a doctor.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: A doctor? Oh, shit. This is even worse. What do
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: you mean a stranger? How do you think I got
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: in contact with this guy? You said your uncles got
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: to touch it.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: No, they were in the room.
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: No one was touching my dick except the doctor. You
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: were a baby? I was 12. Why 12? Why wait
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: so long? I don't even fucking know. That shit pissed
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: me off.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to know. I want to know
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: if he was like. No, because who's getting with their child?
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the shit? Like, left by Jakarta has
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: always had a pretty dykey face. And have you seen, like,
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: the dancers in, like, the Middle East where, like, these
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: people don't let women do anything that they hire?
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: In Afghanistan.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: In Afghanistan where they hire, like, little boys to dance
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: like women? I wonder if that was Jakarta's situation at
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: the moment.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't get no money, though, so it was no hiring.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: I was just doing it for the love of the game.
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: I've seen that, man. It's kind of sad. In Afghanistan,
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: there's this woman, it's not really a woman, but she's
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: a man, but just like a woman now, living a
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: woman life. And she's dancing like this, and she's flirting,
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: and all the men are grabbing her and giving her tips.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: But then now when you say that, it's kind of
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: sad now because now I'm thinking, this person's been doing
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: that since they were probably eight, and now they're 40. Yeah,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: get in the game early. That's crazy. Yeah. Is that
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: what they do in your country? No, no, not mine.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I think everything's pretty... Where you from? Indonesia. Indonesia. Shout
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: out to Indonesia, man. They had a big-ass earthquake. Yeah,
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: they just had an earthquake and a volcano just fucking erupted.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro. Show the clips of the volcano, man.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: That fucking lava is coming down hard, eh? Like a
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: pop pimple.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Wait, I didn't see that.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm looking like a brisket. It cost like $ 5
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: in damages. Nah, dude, what the fuck? They had a.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Everything is replaceable.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: They had a... Holy shit, I look and never see it.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: Damn!
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: And people just filming it, bro. They're not even running. Go, go, go!
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: They speak English over there. Funny, man. Fucking when your
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: life's in danger, English is the way to go.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: Fucks.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the video? $ 5 in damages. That's
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: fucked up. Have you seen the Nepal's?
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: $ 5 in damages?
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: $ 5 in damages, bro. Have you guys seen the Nepal
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: flash flood?
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, I saw that, man.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: That shit was fucking crazy. That was like the craziest
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: video I've seen. I know, man. Climate change. Yeah, I
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: think it's that one. It's global warming. I know, man.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: People want to, they call it global warming, but what
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: they really want to say is that it's There's just
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: too many people on this earth. And the earth can't
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: take it. You think so? Hell yeah. Think about it,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Nepal is, bro. Everybody there climbs mountains. Like, they go
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: mountain climbing. So you got all the Europeans, bro, coming in,
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: farting on that mountain, bro, getting it all hot. Then
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: the iceberg melts. That's what happened. That's fucking scary, dog.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: Where's that at, Nepal?
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's in between. He's already wearing his towel, bro.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: He's ready. I think it's in between India and China,
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken. Oh, yeah.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: That would fuck the life. You're Indian-Chinese. Your life's hard.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: The food is incredible, though. Don't.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Don't. Have you been.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: To India, Felipe?
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Never, bro.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Why would I go?
• 8:45
  Speaker 5: Hey, there's a guy that said he was a CIA agent.
• 8:48
  Speaker 5: He said whenever he went to India, a person would
• 8:50
  Speaker 5: literally shit in front of him. Like he was walking
• 8:53
  Speaker 5: behind the dude. The dude just stopped and took a
• 8:55
  Speaker 5: shit and kept walking.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Sounds like New York. India?
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: Hamburger.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: So you been to Indonesia lately? Nah, I haven't gone
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: since I was 17 and I'm 26 now. So you
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: grew up there? Nah, I grew up here. I grew
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: up in like Koreatown. What was the difference between when
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: you got there at 17? I think I was more aware,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: you know? I was looking at the bitches.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Jakarta's literally from Jakarta.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bang right there. That's your name? Your name after
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: the city? Nah, like, my real name is Umar.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Umar.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you, Jakarta. Thanks, Felipe. Umar. What's up, Umar?
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: I like that, though.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: When you went, were they, like, did they treat you
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: like a goddess and shit? Like, American, Asian?
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Nah, everyone was staring at me like, who the fuck
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: is this big motherfucker? Hell yeah. Like... Eating all the nutrients. Yeah,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: eating all our food. Coming over and taking all our food.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: For the surprise that you knew Arabic?
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't know Arabic.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: You know how to pray in it.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Everyone didn't fucking know. Indonesia is Muslim, bro. Oh.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: I was just chilling with the hummies. What's that Indonesian food?
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: It's like a lot of coconut-based shit. It's like curries
• 10:11
  Speaker 5: and stuff.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: It's that. That's Indonesian food.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: It's like a mix of a lot of stuff.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: His mom made us a... Oh, it's not that hot together.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Nah. That food don't give a fuck about it today.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Eggs.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: That shit don't look that good. That don't look that good.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: I think it's because you guys go with Mexican food.
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: Mexican food looks pretty fucking good. Aesthetically, you know?
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: That's beef, right? Yeah. That was good. I think so.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of vegan stuff here, too.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Indonesian is a lot more vegan. Yeah.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: What is that right there? I think that's like a peanut.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: That's like a salad.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: My ass.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite type of food, Felipe? Oh, man, back
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: in the days. What the fuck? I didn't even see
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: him put the obsession on.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're vegan now.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Back in the days? Oh, man, BJ, I guess. You
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: look like, what's that food's name? The Rocket Man, the
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: gay guy? Elton John. Elton John, there you go. And
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I'll take one. He was gay? Yeah, that's what's gay.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: He got married to somebody. And then they made him
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: a knight. Yeah, this was a knight. Count Duke. I
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: guess anyone could be a knight, right?
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Was he considered gay right off the bat? Or he
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know.
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: I think he was gay off the bat, bro. Especially
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: at a time like that where foods were hot.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: I think he was hidden gay.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, he was engaged to a woman.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that fool was like a hidden gay. He was
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: like the fool from.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: He performed at Dodger Stadium back in the day. Oh,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: hell yeah.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: The fool from fucking... Are they called The Ships?
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. Queen, Queen, sorry. The Ships?
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Queen Mary, I don't know. That's crazy how you did that, though.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Freddie Mercury, like he was a hidden gay.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Alpha wasn't hiding shit, dog. Yeah, he was for a
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: long time, though. So you remember him because- I don't care.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Tell them all.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: You remember him by thinking about the Queen Mary because
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: he's gay? There's a picture of Freddie Mercury with a
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: bunch of guys. Can we pull that up? That look
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: like a fucking cop right there. Every undercover cop.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Undercover cop.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what they say about this picture? Hey,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: that look like you guys when you guys were touring, huh?
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: They said this is the day it happened. Concrete.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: If that's a photo of....
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: They must have been having some crazy animal sex over there, dog.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: That's Felipe, Willie Borsena, George Lopez, Fluffy back in the day.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Back when they got along.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Just with the homies kicking. That was a bringer show.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: In Montebello?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: This is us, bro. After the quiet cannon, bro, it's
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: a double treat.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hilarious.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: That was a fucking legend, dog.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's, hey, at least they were, at least, like,
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: you see now, like, you see, like, all these gay
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: fat dudes now. They were all buff back in the day.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: But these guys, like, they're hanging around with a singer, bro.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: They don't want no fat dudes. Yeah, in fact, you
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: want a headline. You go from tortas to Subway sandwiches.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what you're saying. That is true. Jakarta's on
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: the Subway sandwiches. I mean, on the tortas.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh. I'm on Subway sandwiches right now. There's a lot
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: of mustache rides, bro, on that bed.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Were you a fan of Queen, Felipe?
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Were you disappointed when you found out he was gay?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was gay until later on.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: I just liked the music. You didn't know he was
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: gay until later on?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: You must have never seen him. There was no internet
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: back then. You got to get to know the information. Hey, yo,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? You got to get to know the
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: information right now.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: That's not gay back in the day. Back in the day,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: that was considered a rock star is what I'm saying.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking rock star?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Felipe, am I lying? That was considered a rock star
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: back in the day. This was gay as fuck. Pop.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: That's the same shit as this. People wore makeup on stage.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Those guys are not even gay.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: None of them are actually gay, though. Some of them
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: probably might have.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: See, information didn't come as fast to me at my age.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: It didn't come that fast. Like, you could just go
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: look and find out if Felipe Paz is gay, and
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. Yeah, facts. In my generation,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: they would have to find out later on, bro, when
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I OD on a bunch of sperm and shit. Like
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: fucking Rod Stewart and shit. Rod Stewart's gay? You have
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: the internet, bro.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: You go look for it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll do that on my own time. Also, man.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Like back in the day, there was a rumor, right,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: that Richard Gere, right, the actor from fucking. Can you
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: search him up, Richard Gere? Richard Gere. It said that
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: he went to the hospital because he shoved a gerbil
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: up his ass. And that's what the gay guys were
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: doing back then. They were going to tell the people
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: to roll and put it on their butt cheeks and
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: then put a gerbil on the other side and light
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: it on fire. And that fool be so scared that
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: he'd just run up your butthole, right? So there was
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: a rumor that Richard Gere went in for that, right?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: So everybody believed it because there was no internet to
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: find it out. But then around the real news came
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: out that, nah, it was some bullshit-ass lie that Sylvester
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Stallone made up. Sylvester Stallone made it up? Hayden, motherfucker, dog.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Rocky?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rocky. I respect him more, bro. But look it
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: up right there. Get the fuck out of here. It
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: was an urban legend. See, there ain't no such thing
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: as urban legends no more because you can just find
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: out if it's true or not. Yeah, AI is everything, too.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: You could figure out literally anything in the world right now.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: A wild story spread by word of mouth in the 1980s.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: The rumor claimed Gere went to the hospital right there
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: to remove a live rodent. Hospitals and doctors have no
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: record of this event ever happening. The story of the
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: total myth. The feud between Gere and Stallone disliked each
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: other from an early age. They got into a physical
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: fight on the set of a 1974 film, The.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Lords of Flatbush. You've seen that movie?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Because the Rockies 3 Gere convinced Stallone that invented it.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: It's a hamburger.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Hamburger.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So Stallone was like, hey, you guys.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: You know what this dude did? You know what this
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: dude did?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: He put a hamster in his ass.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? I did not know that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You think if you were to do that, you have
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: to lube it up? No, I just run scared. Just
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: eat his way in there, bro. I'm scared. Oh, that's
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: fucking horrible.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Is it like a rat, like where they have no bones,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: they fit anywhere?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe. Probably, yeah. Like a hamster just crawled in there.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: They said, I think it was the mafia or like
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: the triad or something. When they would torture foods, they
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: would get a steel bucket. They would put it on
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: your stomach.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: You saw that on Feathering the Furious, bitch.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that where I saw it?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you stupid lying bitch.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I hear you lie. The mafia.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I literally don't remember.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Where I got that from. Indonesian mafia, but a lot
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: of rats over there. Yeah, yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, but it's real though, right? Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: See? A caged pot of a bowl.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: So what they do is, if the rat will panic
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: because it's getting hot, so it'll eat through your skin.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: And they're hungry, right?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, they're not hungry. They're trying to escape. They
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: could just go through anything, I think. That really happen?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: They do that in real life to somebody? Yeah, it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a thing. It's like an old school method of torture.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: A torture made for kings. Yeah. Imagine being a king
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: back in the day and you could just do whatever
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the fuck you want.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Do you guys know anybody that's been bit by a rat?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Not somebody.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I know a guy that died from getting bit by
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: a rat.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Some guy named David. He was living in Skid Row,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: and he got bit by a rat, and he got infected,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: and then he died, I think. Oh, shit.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: The homie's grandpa got bit by a rat in his
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: toe where I grew up. The rat bit him. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: that fool was already diabetic and older, and now he
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: struggles to walk because he got infected. He didn't go
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to the hospital right away? He thought something else bit him. Oh, man. Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: How'd they know it was a rat? I guess he
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: was in that sneaker.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: They told him the rodent.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow, fuck.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Right, right. I think that when you get bit or like...
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: When you get bit by any type of rodent, you
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: have to go to the hospital right away?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: I think when you get bit by anything, you have
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: to go to the hospital right away, because you never know, bro.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: That's not true. A little chihuahua bite to you, you're fine.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I might dropkick that little bitch. You
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: don't need them over there?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: They definitely need them.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: They definitely do. They definitely do. I'm pretty sure. Every
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: third world country, you know what I'm saying? Like... There
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: it is out there. Oh, yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Near a joint, because of the muscle. Felipe, I've... What's
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: it called? Do you believe on the TJ tacos being
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: made out of horse meat or, like, dog meat?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Hell no.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: You don't think so?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Fuck no.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: See? Jakarta does think so, though.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't think so. You're the one that told me. Maybe, like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: maybe during the Great Depression when there was no meat
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and people had to kill their horse to make meat,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: but not now, man. There's meat everywhere. You think so?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Because I remember when we went to TJ, we all
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: got asada tacos, and I've never seen this type of asada.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: How did it look? Dry?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: That shit look different, I ain't gonna lie.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: It was different.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It looked different, but that shit might be a finger shake. Huh? No, no,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: it didn't make you sick.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, it didn't.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I ate one, but we were with my Korean homie.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He ate like seven.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Do you think it'll get you sick if you eat
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: dog meat?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: It might be rough.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so, but I
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: have a Filipino homie named Mark that I went to
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: high school with, and he said that dog meat tastes
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: like chicken.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that as well. Actually, my cousin said
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: it's like the best meat. For real? That's what Nafu said.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Nafu's gay, so.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Nah, that's crazy.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: What's the strangest thing you've eaten besides meat and char? Oh, fucking.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Char.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Um, chapulines. Grasshoppers. Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: They're not that bad, though.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: If you genuinely think about it, that's pretty fucking crazy.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I've had a bunny.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: That's not that crazy, though. That's a mammal. I think
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: grasshoppers are crazy. Do you get a bonze? Because they
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: used to sell them at Barnes back in the day. Really? Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. They're grasshoppers.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Chapulines is not bad. You've had chapulines, right?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Hell no, bro. Dude, that shit's on fire. I'm not
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: even going to lie.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Never, Felipe?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Never. They toss it in like- Never, bro. We have
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: food over there, bro. We were eating- This is a-
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: We would eat white beans refried with flour tortilla, but
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: we never had a chance to eat those, bro. But
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: this is a Oaxacan thing.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: No, we didn't eat it in Mexico.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't eat that shit. I did not eat those
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: big ass ones. I ate the small ones. They're very tiny.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Now, all over, if it's like a big.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, want some?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Latinos, they sell them in little bites. You put chile
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: limon and you eat them, motherfuckers.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the chile limon. That's what Mexicans do. They just
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: throw chile limon on everything.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Let's eat one. What can vegan nutty grasshoppers? Is that
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: like against the vegan code? Yes.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat them if they only eat meat.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I heard they're not bad. I actually had them. They're
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: not bad at all.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: What did I have recently? I had something recently.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Iguana.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Camel. Nah, I wish I had camel. Camel doesn't look
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that bad. Fuck, I'm thinking right now.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Tusk. I ate it with honey, right?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It was a weird animal.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Asian?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Nah, I don't know. I totally forgot. I'm blanking right now, pops. Ox. Nah, nah, nah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Ox?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You ever had ox? I heard that this black dude
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: had this Instagram story. He said that... Nobody in America
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: is eating real oxtail. They're eating kangaroo tail, right? Kangaroo tail.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Oxtail's fucking delicious, man.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: That's just gas. That's just good as fuck.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Just the meat of it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? He
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: said that we're only eating kangaroo tail?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so kangaroo tail and oxtail, they look damn near identical, bro.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: If I'm eating kangaroo tail, I think it'll creep me out.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, I think so.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: I think if I don't know what I'm eating and
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: it looks good visually, I could knock it down. Like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I could eat a dog, no problem.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't grow up with dogs, so I don't
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: have no attachment.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just think you being raised in America,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, in L.A. alone, I think you're somehow going
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: to have an attachment to some one type of dog.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You're not going to just, like, like.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not. Bro, I'm talking about if I'm
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: in a foreign country and, you know, this restaurant. No, no, no.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: All the homies are doing it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying, but it's like in those markets
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: where they have them food, like, Stuck to a pole.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Nah, I wouldn't be able to do that shit.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: If you're not seeing them, do it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: They just have to know it's dog food.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They just have to come out.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I can't eat it with the fucking dog head right there.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: That's fucking terrifying.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Would you eat the rata de sopa that they sell
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: in Zacatecas?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Hell no.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, brother, can you look that up, please? Sopa de
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: rata Zacatecas.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Rat soup.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Rat soup.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Never, bro. Never.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: In Mexico.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Mexico rat soup, yes. Never.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I heard, fool? I heard they're really clean, though,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: because they're from the farm.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe, bro, if I was in a country where a
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: big old iceberg fucked up the whole town and there
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing to eat, and then somebody goes, man, it
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: smells good out there. Yeah, bro, but it's rat. I'll
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: eat it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that one. That one looks fucking crazy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: The one on the baby one?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I don't like it because it has a little... That's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: not real. That's not real, fucker. Nah, man. It looks
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: like baby harm.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I heard this one right here. I'm going to tell
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: you something. I heard it cures a lot of sickness.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: It'll clean you out. It has a lot of antibiotics.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: You're not doing it. Not no rap, bro.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: It would have to be like a disaster where food
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: ain't going to come in 30 days or something. For
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a long ass time. It has to be an apocalyptic situation. Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like there's an earthquake or we were bombed by somebody
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, bro. There are foods that
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: do this on a Saturday.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Just like, hey.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I start pitting rats on the side, bro. Start making money.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Phillip, you wouldn't do it for the plot?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Not for no type
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: of money.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Jakarta for the plot?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: For the what?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: For the plot, you'll do it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck no. Well, I don't know. Maybe if I'm just
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a little high.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: You're rolling like a teacup for like a vlog.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You'll knock it down? I'd rather eat
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: from that man that feeds people in his kneecaps over
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: there in India first. You know that old man that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: sits right there with his knees? I'd rather eat that
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: food first. You're talking about the guy that cooks for
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: all the kids? Yes. No, the one that just sits
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: down and goes like this.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, the nasty fuck.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: This one right here. Yeah, I'd rather eat his food first. No,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: not him.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: It's the dude with the white.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Him right there. He shows up to work
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: in a moped every day. I'd rather eat his food
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: first than eat the rat.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Why does he put the rat on his feet? What
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: food is this, Jakarta?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know. Indian street food. I
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's probably like beans or some shit. Everybody
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: wants to buy it. Everything's fucking curried up, bro. You
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: eat that, right? I wouldn't eat that shit. You wouldn't
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: eat that or a rat.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: I think cleanliness-wise, I'd probably eat the rat. Because I
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: just got to see how everything's prepared. I'm literally looking
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: at how the food has to be prepared.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: That shit looks horrible. There's a big line for that scoop.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: That's just probably like a penny. I would show up
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: with my tortilla, bro. Listen, man. Forget the fucking bay leaf.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Forget that fucking dirty-ass leaf. Put it in a tortilla.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And I need four homies. To, like, stop the guys
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: in the side from using the restroom while this guy
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: making my food. Like, I can't have someone make me
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: food while someone's taking the shit somewhere.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I am very.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Fool, think about it for a little bit. People are
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: getting to go, fool. They're getting to go to give
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: to their family, papa. You're telling me you're not eating
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: a fucking wrap?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, I would rather eat... That Filipino bang bang, bro,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: whatever that's called.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, Pog Pog.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Pog Pog in Iraq. I ain't going to lie.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to try some Pog Pog. Are you Filipino, brother?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not going to lie, man. I won't eat
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the rat either, but I'm not going to eat that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Pog Pog either.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You wearing a wig, bro? No, bro. My hair is
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: getting long. What's up, guys?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I heard Pog Pog.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: What's up, pops?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: What's up, brother? What's up? What's up, papa?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Good to see you, dude. How you doing? Pog Pog
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: or no? I would try it, man.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: How about fried rat?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: It wasn't fried.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: It was rat soup.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: No, rat soup. And it's from a soup that's like
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: from the campo food in Zacatecas. They make it nice.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: They clean it well.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's from a farm. It's not like from the street.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Listen, man. That's what I'm trying to tell Felipe.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: He said he's going down.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: If you want to plug your dad's restaurant, bro. Your
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: dad's rat restaurant in fucking Mexico. I have a dad.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Why are you the one that's selling rats in Mexico, probably?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Why are you such a big advocate for this shit, bro?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You're a big advocate for the fucking Mickey Mouse taco place.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's good. I'm for it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Patas de ratas, homie.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You know anywhere in California where somebody's going to cook
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you a nice rat?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: No, dude. Fuck.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Remember like in The Militia Man?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: That's the only way I'm going to eat it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Apocalyptic place.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I remember what I had. I had frog legs.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That's not bad, though.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Frog legs ain't bad.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: People eat those all the time.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: But PogPog, that's like.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: That looks good as fuck.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's practically KFC from the trash, and I think
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: they refry it, right?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: With Jollibee and McDonald's.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: With Jollibee and.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: But he likes that Balut.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And instead of oil, they use fucking Sprite.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes Balut. You've eaten Balut? No, no.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: My girl's Filipino, so.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: No, he likes the baby fried egg. The baby... That's
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the one. The baby embryo. No, he likes.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Chicken beaks.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Not only, no, no, what?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: No, chicken feet.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Chicken feet, bro, like with the, you know, la uña.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Show them. Oh, no, with the toes and shit? Like
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: from the truck on, bro, you know? Fuck that up, bro.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like that shit either. The homies like
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: that shit in their pozole.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Little dino feet, bro.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fucking nasty, dog.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Would you like, do you like pig's feet? No.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I like pig's feet. With the little hairs on them, bro?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Nah. Now you're bugging the fuck out of us. Big feet,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you got to get the one with the blue nail
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: on it, bro. I want a blue nail. There's blue
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: because of that dye been hitting that little raw area.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: So it's been cooking it with extra vinegar. What the fuck?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Get the pig feet with a blue nail. Shout out
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to the pig feet with a blue nail.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Is that like the golden ticket right there?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: You know, ever since they got rid of, what's it called,
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Farmer John's in Boyle Heights, I used to always see, like, like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: trucks full of pigs for, like.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Forever, you know, like, just driving down.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: What's Farmer John's?
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: A factory right there in Boyle Heights, Vernon, and it
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: was just.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Like, dude. There was slaughter animals there. Oh, shit.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: It was there for years.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: For years, right there.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Did they protest out of it? Oh, I've seen that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Did they prostitute somewhere so people don't do it there
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: no more?
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: They moved to Arizona, and now it's going to be
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: a data center, bro.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Wow, that makes a lot of sense. It's huge, right?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: But it still stinks over there?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's still some residue, bro.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck me. It used to always stink, man. I used
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to work down the street at Bandini Fertilizer. And that
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: shit stank more? Fuck yeah, bro. It stank way more.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I don't remember this shit. Yeah, we passed by it before.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It was in that movie Carrie. Oh, was it? The
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: original one from 1970-something. John Travolta goes in there with
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: a sledgehammer and beats up two pigs and takes their blood.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And puts it in a bucket. Oh, John Travolta's in
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the movie? Yeah. No way.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Danny Zuko, bro.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: There were more people protesting over there than there was
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: for ICE.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: More people for pigs?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: What's going on in Boyle Heights where that smell?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys know, right? The factory that burned down?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, the factory. Yeah, it was with the orange shit. No,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not tripping.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: The thing about that factory, it's basically like a freezer
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: for all these restaurants that they used to keep their
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: food there.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, what?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Millions of pounds, bro.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Of meat?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Of everything. Yogurt, fucking ice cream, meat, fucking it all
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And what?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: That shit burned down and now it smells nasty over there?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: It, so it burned down and low after that, uh, the, the, uh,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: cause it was a big old fridge and company, right?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Fridge company. And the thing just stopped working.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: All the food just was rotting brothers flies.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: It's new. I remember driving down the freeway, like, like
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, bro. It would smell like shit.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Like right there. Uh, like kind of like, yep. Like
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: my boy, dude, right there. I'm the five and like
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Soto bad, bro.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Or like, or like, or like five 60 vibes.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The junction right there. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to remember that's fucking nasty dog.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Are they suing the people that live around that factory?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: No, I'm pretty sure they are. Oh, for sure, right?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: It was bad because, dude, it smelled so bad, bro.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: And there's just flies and rats eating all the shit.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It was bad, dude. That's going to be episode of Suits.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: What is?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: That thing. Can we look up a photo of the
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: aftermath of that factory?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: It looks bad, bro. There's like legs of fucking pigs.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: What else is going on over there? It burned down?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: It burned down, bro.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Why do your hair look like that, bro? You doing
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: something different?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: No, it's just long.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Why don't you do it?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Why don't you do it? Your hair look like this.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: That's how hair works when it gets long.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Your hair look like this, bro. You trying to look
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I just pour my... Because I put my hat forward
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever watch that show, Stranger Things?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: See, this is me.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: But, dude, you got the mullet in the back, bro. See,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: it look like that, bro. That's why I'm wearing it.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: No, you got to go higher than this.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: What you saying? What you saying?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: It looks like he's trying to cover his eyes. It
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: looks long, bro.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I know. I need to cut it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: No, don't cut it. Leave it like that. Yeah, I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: like it. You're like the bad guy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: It's in your face when you can technically put it back.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Can we see how it looks back?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Put the hand back with it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: No.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That looks nice. No, no. Like go like this and
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: then put it back. Oh, there we go.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Skater move.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Hey! Dude, this guy looks handsome now.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: It does look nice like that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I feel exposed.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Showing my.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what it is?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: You see?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: You know what it is?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? It feels like your forehead
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: is getting pulled.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Back, huh?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why, yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Do it again the other way.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Do you perform with a hat on, Rizzo?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Here and there, sometimes. There's been times when I've done
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: shows with you and I had my hat on.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Then we play it back. He's like, no pitching for
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Dodgers.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: From Arcadia. So did you ever wear a hat on stage, Felipe?
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Hell no, bro. Hey, wait, why you say it like that?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, bro.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Because I always had hair.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I always had hair.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, when I didn't, let me see. No, I haven't.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I had these cornrows one time. Get the fuck out
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: of here. And I wore a hat on stage.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: You had cornrows?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I think if you're going to cut your hair, you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: should get cornrows, bro.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I wore a hat, man. Actually, I wore a hat
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: on fucking Que Locos.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: You did, right? Or a fedora.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Did I see that?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: He looks crazy.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: You look Cuban, bro.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I did, bro.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Can't find my glasses.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I like that. What does it say?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Give kids hugs, not drugs.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: No, give them drugs, bro.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Give them both, bro. Yeah. Whoa, wait.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Let me see that.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Hug them, then drug them. Oh, yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Can we see that? That's crazy, Felipe. What the fuck?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Can we see the first one?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Angel Salazar, bro.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I was playing saxophone for a ska band back then, bro.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you to wait, but I can't, so wear black.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: You wear black, you lose 10 pounds.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That was in New York, bro. White women with black men.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Your voice is so high, bro.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You lose 10 pounds.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: You're like, I live with Bill.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You're like, what, 19? I was 19, bro.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend left because she got on a rigorous diet.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I remember this joke. Started stretching out her clothes. Every
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: morning she wakes up, oh my God, I'm losing weight.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to grow my hair after this.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not good with lard.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: What year was this?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: 1998, I think. Damn, I wasn't born. I know, bro.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: This one wasn't born either. My child support was still
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: going around.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It was still.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: There, bro. Stacking envelopes. Now opening them up. Oh, that's right.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It was hard to jog up my neighborhood because there's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: too many restaurants.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: McDonald's. Or rather.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Have you ever thought about your old jokes, like 1990 jokes?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: What if you did a special, like when you brought
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: them back from the archives, you know how they remaster
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: songs from two parts? You know if you did a
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: remaster joke special, how you would tell it now?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Those jokes are outdated. I know.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of them didn't happen.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Nah, the fat jokes are always going to work.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: But there's nothing that you said about that had something
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: to do with the time.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: McDonald's was still around. Chinese food was still around.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I think Chinese food is probably the best fast food
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: out there, bro.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah, dude. For sure. I never take an
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: advantage of people like that. You look crazy right there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I was crazy, bro.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: You're like a maniac right there, bro.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Looks like Enrique Iglesias, bro.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: That's like the old photos of these foods. Did you
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: guys all have the same barber?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't know my hair was curly
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: until I let it grow long.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: You got that George Clooney hair, bro.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Then I said, screw it. Oh, wait. You're like Jaime?
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Why don't they show Jaime?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Look at Felipe.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Look at Felipe.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, he's doing the Hyman pose.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, is he?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Felipe is a good, I said he's a good lip impersonator.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do everybody, bro.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: How do you, fuck, how would you do Jakarta's?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I can do anybody, bro. Give me one more.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey. Let me see, do Hyman again?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Hyman.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Do Jay-Z.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: He knows how to do comedians, though.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Do Willie's.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro. Hey, bro.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, I've only met Willie one time.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: He's cool, right? Yeah, he was like, he literally said
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: You should have him on your podcast. That's what I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: got a million stories. They're all lies. They're all true, bro.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, Felipe, you know the biggest, you know, like, now
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: that I'm like hella cool and you're my friend, everybody
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: wants to know him. Just everything, and I'm like, you know, like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I don't sit there and just ask them about all
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: their history. Like, you think I sit there and just like, hey,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: what I'm like, that's not the way. Like, people think
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I met you, and I was like, hey, I have
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: so many questions about the past. Like, bro, it's, oh, okay,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: so I have my brother-in-law guts. He doesn't, like, he's
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: like a big advocate, like, you don't know comedy, I
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: know comedy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Who, Willie? No, no, no. My brother-in-law.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: His brother-in-law. He's like that, though, with every talk.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: He's like, like, like, my brother-in-law, like, because I was
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: born in 2000, I don't know the Lakers, like, he
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: knows the Lakers, right? He's like, oh, I know Kobe.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kobe, Kobe, Kobe.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: So, to him, when it comes to, like, Latino comedy, obviously,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: he's a pothead, so he loves Felipe. Yeah. So, one time,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: we were chopping up, and he's like, he's like, you
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: don't really know Felipe, though.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, and I'm like, You've done shows with him.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Chris, what are you talking about? We're all
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: sitting drunk 2 a.m.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: You don't know him, though.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Chris, I know Felipe's my dog. I'm thinking he's being literal.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I think he was just... Nah, you don't know the
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: real him, the old him. And I'm like, what the
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? I'm so drunk and I'm like, bro,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: just shut the fuck up. And he's like, you will
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: never know. You don't really know comedy. We had it
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: better back in the day. And I'm like, I still don't.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, I'm not going to have
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: this conversation with you, bro. Like, this is not what
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do with you. Like, it was pointless
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: at that point.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Like, it was bad.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: That's just funny as fuck.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: You don't get it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You don't get it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I wouldn't know the real Felipe. And I'm like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: what do you want me to smoke a whole pound
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: with him? And then I get to know him. Like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: you knew him or what the fuck?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: He makes it sound like he played with Felipe.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: How old is he? 35, 36.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: He thinks you're his and you can't be mine.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: He's very possessive.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: He's like, that's my favorite comedian. He's just your friend, though.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: You can't listen to him anymore. You know when old
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: school fools, when you listen to their music, they're like, ah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: fuck it. I'll turn on Tupac, they'll be like, you
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: know nothing about this. Tupac, you don't know the structure.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: That's how I think he sees Felipe. like, you know
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: him right now, but you don't really know.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, I knew those bands before they were famous.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Exactly, yeah. That's how he sees Felipe.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I was listening to them before they blew up. No, no, no, no.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I think in that movie, White Man Can't Jump, and
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson, he likes Jimi Hendrix.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And Wesley's Nice Black, you don't listen to Jimi Hendrix.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You cannot listen to Jimi Hendrix. I listen to him
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, but you don't really listen to him. Exactly.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: That's how my brother-in-law is about comedy. He's like, I
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: remember my brother-in-law showed me a gang of things, but
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: he was like, but you don't really know. And I'm like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: he's a good friend of mine.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, but you don't know him.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know him. And I'm like, bro, I'm
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: not going to have this conversation with you. I just
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: ended the conversation there.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I guess it's kind of like what?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Some people tell me, like, the people don't like Tupac,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: whatever generation that is. And they go, two bucks, like
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: that girl brought like this and so. But you really
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: can't like argue with that kid about his taste. That's like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the years gap, but like somebody saying, man,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I fucking love KISS. Fuck Elvis Presley, bro. He might
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: be the king of rock. He's the king of these nuts.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But it's just too old, right? The gap is way,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the gap. What is that gap? That's like 40? That's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: like 55, 59.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a big gap.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: 59, whatever. And then the Beatles came in 64 probably,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: But when you're young, that's a big gap right there, man.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: It's definitely, so like those artists you guys named, they're
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: like one in a generational talents where you could tell, hey,
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: this person ran this year for sure.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. These years, right? So it would be like what
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the Beatles for sure, Michael Jackson.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Elvis Presley. It is like the argument of like you
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: can't tell somebody from the 80s that Michael Jordan isn't
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the GOAT. There's no way because they're going to be like,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: and then our generation will be like, well, LeBron. Fuck
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: you and LeBron. Like you wouldn't know what it is
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: to see us back to back.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Old foos hate LeBron, bro. Some big band now like
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: say Fuerza or Los Dos Carnales or somebody of them.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Somebody of that caliber that everybody knows. Those foos would...
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: be not smart enough and not dumb enough to be
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: on our big pockets. To tell the truth, bro, I
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: never liked Chente. Yeah, they're going to do it. There'll
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: be a backlash. But that's their opinion. No, fuck that opinion, though.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Don't beat the shit out of you.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Don't beat the shit out of you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Jakarta. Jakarta representing.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck that opinion, man.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Don't get their fucking ass beat. Fuck this whoop his ass. Yeah, bro.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: And especially like, Okay, for example. How bad would it
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: be for those bats? All bad. Especially because they're in
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: the genre they damn near created.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: And I think Chete.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: See?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: No, no. The best answer I ever heard. They're in
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the genre that they created. No, no.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Chete was not on Chete. But let's say like Los
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Trigues del Norte, right? Yeah. They were like, well, I
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: think the first to do corridos. But they were talking
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: about maybe Narcos and stuff like that. Like if Nathanael
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: or San Isidro. Or Sanford were to be like. Nah,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I don't really, they're going to be like, well, you
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that. But it's
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: also like the, okay, right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Your opinion. Right.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: So it's like, it's like, what's it called? It's like
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: the little girl Yaritza. Like she got canceled. Why? Um,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: you don't know about this.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: What did she say? What did she say? I think
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: her brother said that he only likes chicken nuggets.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: That he doesn't like, no, no, no. They, she, I
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: think the way she worded it was that she didn't
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: like Mexico city. but she's also from a small town.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I think the way she worded it was wrong.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: It's like a rancho.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: She could have been like, but it's like, if you
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: ask anybody that's an outsider, they're going to be like,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: LA's too much. Like, if you ask somebody from, that's
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: born and raised in fucking Vacaville, California.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that a real place?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Vacaville?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: The best sluts out there, bro.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. For what's the population of Vacaville? 80,000.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: They have one Walmart, bro. They all work there. Oh.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Small, bro.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It's a.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, close.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: They have a prison there. They have a prison there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Like, if somebody really famous from Buckeyeville were to get
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: famous and they were to ask him how they feel
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: about the city, them being born and raised in a rancho,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: they might be like, hey, I'm cool off LA. It's
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: just too much for them.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Fox, Fox.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: It's like if you ask anybody from the Midwest, I mean, Felipe,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: you know, when you travel, these little towns, these people
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: don't like, they don't like the big cities.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: They're scary.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Fajaritos from Yakima. Oh, shit.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Washington.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Washington.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: That's a small town, bro. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: To her, Mexico City might be a lot.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yo, Mexico City was a lot for me when I went.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, there's a lot of fucking people.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I think the way she worded it was that it
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: was like too much. And then, you know, I mean,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: you know how it goes in Mexico. It goes crazy.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But I think- It was too much what? What did
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you say?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I think it was like too much like- It's just
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: too big, you know? It's just too much city.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: But the way she worded it was wrong.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's telecondensed.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What did she say, bro? Yaritza, look it up.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yaritza.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: It was too much paisas here.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Baby, baby. She's a baby.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Bro, but they chewed her the fuck up, bro. They
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: were saying crazy shit, bro.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Like how they do it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Like John Lennon said, we're bigger than Jesus.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: He said that?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they got canceled.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: They're the first people to get canceled.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Good shit. That was tripping. What the fuck?
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: First comedian to get canceled in history.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he brought him up.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: No, but look up, look up.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: What she said.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, about Mexico. And then also because her brother said
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: that he preferred chicken nuggets over like Mexican food or something.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, that food. Look, if I have a
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: little cousin that doesn't eat carne asada, he wants McDonald's.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: My grandson, bro, during Thanksgiving, that food is pizza.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: By himself. Your grandson? Oh, yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: That's a new generation, too. They didn't grow up like us,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for me, it was like, you have to be
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: forced to eat this. That's a better generation, bro. What'd
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you want, though?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Bonsos or the fucking belt? Stating in an interview that
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: they preferred the food of, the food inquiring of the
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Washington over Mexico City.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I don't see that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: But that's how they grew up, you know?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: She must have said it wrong, though, or something.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: It was worded wrong. By the way, by the way,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: by the way, her PR did a terrible, terrible job.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Fucking PR, dude.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: But I think, Felipe, you know.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: What it was?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, Papa, can you look up Yarita's brother drinking, I'm sorry,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: for Yarita drinking Coke out of a bag?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I love drinking Coke out of a bag, dude.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Imagine beer.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I love sniffing Coke out of a bag. Sniffing Coke
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: out of a bag.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: That was her first time. That was her first time,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: so they don't know, you know?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: She did like that face.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: That haircut right there, man. That's bad enough. That's crazy. Wow.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: She's not used to that, bro.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. When we were in Mexico.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: She's young, pa. They should have forgave her the minute
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: she was. She's more like 16, 17.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Me and you, we went to Mexico for five days.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. I didn't have no bad
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: food experience out there. It was incredible.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Really? No diarrhea?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Mexico City for you. Okay. What was the biggest? Could
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: you have been in Mexico City, right, Felipe?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Swear to God. Oh, it's kind of like Boyle Heights, bro.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I had a show there, but they canceled it, so
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I never went back.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: It's like 10 Boyle Heights alone.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: 10 Boyle Heights.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: It's like 20 Boyle Heights. It's humongous. Mexico City's humongous.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You been, Rizzo?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: I went there for the first time two years ago.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I did some shows out there in Spanish with Rodrigo,
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: and bro, it was fun. I got diarrhea, though, but
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: good thing. But the area I was staying at, I
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: guess to save water, they turn off the water at nighttime,
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: and they turn it back on at.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Four in the morning.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: No AC, bro.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Dude, there was no AC in my room, but fuck,
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I remember, like, I had to, I kept shitting in
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: the same toilet and had to flush in the morning,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: But it was fun, bro.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yo. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is this a
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: communal toilet?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You stood at a hostel?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: No, it was a nice area. I'm going to.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Pay him more. He was on his own, bro.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: But it was the area.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: You were just stacking shit.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I was stacking fucking.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Saving that shit up for the bank right there.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: You were in a hotel room, right?
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: You were in a hotel room?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: No, no, it was Airbnb.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, we were at his uncle's. But I thought
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: when we arrived, we were going to be staying in
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: a fucking hut or something. I had no idea.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I remember we got there, right? And then Jakarta's first
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: thing was like, oh, this is like a city. And
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's one of the most popular cities in
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: It's the biggest city in North America.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Like, it's humongous. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, bro, like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: you know how we catch traffic here? Like, let's say
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: from the Valley to like LA, it'll be like a
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: 40 to an hour on traffic hour. I'm like, over
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: there is like two hours, yo. Bro, but we did it.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They sell food on the streets. So that was one
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: of our... Right when you're in traffic, someone will pass
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: by with a market.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: A little market shit.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Full. Amazing. Dude, everything was so cheap, bro. It was
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Uber's out there?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: The only thing about Uber is they don't turn on
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: the AC, bro. They're driving with the window down, bro.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate that shit.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Nah, that shit.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You got to go to a restaurant. We were gonna.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: We were gonna.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: We were gonna, and it was packed.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Is that the one from Nacho Libre?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Low-key, the blue kind of goes with
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: the nacho. Get that cunt out of my face.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Get that cunt out of my face.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Let me see one.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Let me see one.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I want for you, too, bro. All right, sick.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Rizzo's like, where's mine?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: It's El Taco Dorado, bro. That's his name.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: The Trojan condom over there.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: El Chilango.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Shit, this shit doesn't fucking fit me.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: I'm the judge, bro. I'm El Juez.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: You guys go to a wrestling match when you're in Mexico?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: No, we get it. Oh, we look tight. What would
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: be Jakarta's nickname, Felipe? Sammy, Swami.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Sammy?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: The Swami.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: What about Rizzo's?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Mrs. Dental Fire.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: La Señora.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: That would be Beethoven, bro.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Beethoven.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: You know who you're looking at right there? Fucking Letty
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: La Fea.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: You know who people say.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I look like?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Yo, yeah, I can see that one.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Andy Warhol.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: What do people say you look like?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Angela Aguilar, bro. Over my head.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: The one that said he's Cristian Naval?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Look that up, bro. Who told you that?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Everybody says Angela Aguilar.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, look that up, bro. She's the most hated person
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: in Mexico, too.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Why? She's the lady that killed Selena? No, no.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? That's Yolanda, you dumb bitch.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck that bitch.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: You know, like, you know, oh, smash, bro. Oh, yeah.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: That's what they say I look like.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Smash him.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: For her, that's a legend.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And she's like, Pepe Aguilar, yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pepe Aguilar.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Why do they hate her?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, because she, like, stole, like, she stole her best
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: friend's man.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Like, she's, like, mad hated. Damn.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. It was that deep, bro.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: They hate her, fool.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Right now, you look like McFly from Back to the Future.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, the dad? McFly, Back to the Future.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Can you believe?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that song, that movie.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: That's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: No cap.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Part two is the fuck.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Show McFly and Charlie's Angels. Part one is what? They
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: go to... He goes back in time to go see
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: his parents, right?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Part two, they go to the future?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Part two is they revisit part one because Biff steals
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: the almanac.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the almanac. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. And then
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: part three is Old West.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Old West, yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Woo!
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That part three, boy, that shit crazy, dog. I heard
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: that no matter what you do.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm watching the scientists talk about time travel. No matter
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: what you do, if you go back in time, you're
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: not going to change shit.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: No?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You're going to be the cause of the change that
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: comes in the future. Yeah, so it'd be a different future.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: It'd be the same future. Like if you were there
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: to try to go kill Hitler, you won't kill him.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Even if you kill him, you cannot stop what's going
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to happen.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the future is set already.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: No matter what, there might be some change, but it's
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: still going to divert to the same stream.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: If you're there to cause, it's not the way Marvel
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: explains it. I know, right? Hey, that food, the food
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: in that third photo they do from the Psycho Brothers,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: what is that movie with the two twin brothers that
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: are from London and they're serial killers?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, the car, it's called The Craze. There you go,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: The Craze.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, The Craze.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: One of those foods were gay. Yeah, a gay gangster.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: He was cray-cray. He must have been fucking foos, huh?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Fucking the shit out of foos. I mean, like, bro,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: you're gay. Hey, that shit's based off a real, real,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: real story? Yeah, these are the fucking twins, pops. Which
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: one was gay here?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I could easily tell right now. Who do you guys think?
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: No, they look pretty manly, bro.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: The four in the back. They're from Britain, dude?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: They're from London. I think they're from London. The four
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: in the back.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the movie about that? Have you seen
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: the movie?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: No, no. Tom Hardy plays it. Legends. It's called Legends.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: You should watch it.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: There's another movie that came out before that movie. And
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the guys from that band... You're talking about the Tom
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Hardy one?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: This right here.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: He played both characters. No, no, I know. Are you
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: talking about when this dude played like a crazy criminal fool? No,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: there's another movie about the craze that came out before
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: that one. It's called The Craze. Oh, nice.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I just seen it right now.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: There it is right there. Boom. Oh, shit. And those
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: guys are actually twins in real life. Oh, shit. Nice.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: The Craze. They're in that band. I can't think about
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: it right now.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I just recently saw my first Mark Wahlberg movie where
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: he was a piece of shit evil guy. Oh, Fear? Fear. Oh,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: that's a good one, fool.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. You know, they redid that movie
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: like four times now. Which one? Now it's a show,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I've never seen Mark Wahlberg be a bad guy, and
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: it tripped me the fuck out.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's scary, bro. It's scary, bro. Oh, Fear was good, huh?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: That scene right there is crazy, fool.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Right there, yeah. He said to make this character work.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to get into character of like to be the evil guy,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: all he had to do was remember how fucked up
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: he beat up that Vietnamese guy back in the day.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Fuck. You don't know about that?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, him and his brothers, they were
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: part of a gang. And it was a racist gang.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: They would beat the shit out of immigrants.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: They're an Irish gang.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an Irish gang. There you go. Yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: so he said that he had to just think about
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: that one time he beat up that Vietnamese guy. to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: get into that character, the evil person. You didn't say that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: You're making that up right now.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: As an actor, you got to think back about your most,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: as an actor, you.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Got to tap back to your most evilest spot.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was the most evilest spot. Where
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: they beat Marky Mark in a Marky Bunch.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: But he made some good music, bro. I like that
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: one song.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, his music was so whack. He didn't want you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: to call him Marky Mark.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: They did say, though, like, I seen this girl that
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: she made a TikTok about this. Like, her dad is
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: a Vietnamese dude that grew up in that area. And
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: she said, like, her uncle beat the shit out of
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: this food, too.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: That her uncle beat the shit out of Mark Wahlberg?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark Wahlberg. I'm like, I don't know. But, you know,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, though, huh? Yeah, but he was a good
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: actor back in the day. That was probably the biggest
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: action star. What's up, fool, Luis Ochoa?
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: People try to cancel him for that. But you know
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: who got, as we were talking about people getting canceled?
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: That homeboy that got canceled for selling coffee?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Nalgaz film.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Jesus Nalgaz? Yeah. That one influencer, and they just went
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: down on him like crazy.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: What happened to him? Why is he all mad? He
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: went up on a.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: It was a girl that... So basically.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Some girl put his address, right?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I think some.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Girl went to go support his business. He basically sells
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: coffee out of his parents' house. Down here? Yeah, and
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: then he does it on a main street where he
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: has the poster of the name. Jesus Nalgas?
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: It says Nalgas Cafe.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Nalgas Cafe. I would have thought it would have been
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: like a- That's his name, Buttcheeks?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: That's his Instagram name.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: And then when he went over, and then when the
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: girl went over there, she did a good review. It
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: got millions of views, which is good for his business.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: And then- They show the address?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: They show the numbers.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: But you don't see the street anything.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: You don't see the street or nothing.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Just off the rip, you wouldn't be able to tell.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Where it's at. Right, and then he did that, and
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: it went crazy. And then he doubled down.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: He got mad?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: And then he doubled down again. And then they started
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: pulling old clips about him saying that he makes white
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: people money.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I make white people money.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the way he said it sounded crazy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: But he said Latinos are mierdas. Oh, recently.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: That was recently. He said that. He said he did that.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, you got to give it to this guy. He's
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: doubling down. He is not saying sorry.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Is that coffee that good?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I heard it tastes like nalgas.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Well, if you see, like, a sign that says Nargas Cafe,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I would be thinking, like, oh, there's hot chicks, you know,
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: and fucking.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: This is a strip club.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: So his name is.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Jesus Nargas.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Hamburger.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: But what is white people money, you know?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: So he got mad because people saw his address and
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: they were stopping by?
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Well, he got mad because I guess the girl asked him, oh,
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: should I take it down? And then he didn't respond.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: And then I guess he was on a live, right?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on a live. So basically, he got mad.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: But the girl's like, it's not like she's like another influencer.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: She's an innocent lady that was getting her nails done
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: with her daughter down the street and saw that the
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: coffee was there. She placed an order and went to
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: go pick it up. She's like innocent shit. It's kind
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: of like.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: So there's somebody doing nails in that neighborhood too?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, Downey, yeah, dude.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Downey Papa in the corner.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: So that guy sells coffee out of his house.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: His parents' house.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, his parents' house. A residence. Yeah. This bitch is
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: getting her nails done by a Chinese lady across the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: street in somebody's house?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. At like a plaza nearby.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: And then she saw the coffee down the street from
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: her house. She's like, I'm going to place an order.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: He thought everyone just had home businesses.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I thought this whole street was fucking breaking the fucking
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: city code rules here, right?
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: No, it's not Southgate, right?
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: It's fucking Downey, dude.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: So they're making a lot of money? Fucking Downey, yo.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: How much is white money compared to like black people money?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: How are you or what? Dude, what do you think
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: about that? What do you think about black people money?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: You said it's not theirs?
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: It's the city's?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I understand what he means by white people money, but
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: that's something you shouldn't be saying on the live feed.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: That's something you tell your friends live. I'm making this
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: white people money now.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: I think his defense was like, I was talking about
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I don't host clubs like a lot of these Latino influencers.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: But I think when people say.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's talking about you. I don't know what's clubs. Okay,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I was joking. But you know what? Don't get offended.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Making that fat people money.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Making that fat people money.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: No, but I think what he meant by white people
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: money is like he's working with big brands.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: But even when you say it like that, it don't
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: even sound like... No, no, no.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: He said that for sure. Making it... He knows what
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: he was saying.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I work with Walmart. I work with... What's it called?
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: What did he say?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I think he learned of him as racist grandmother probably. Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I make white people money. I don't make white people
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: money no more.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of white poor people too.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. As a comedian, whenever
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you work for white people, they pay you right away, man.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: That's my experience. I've got enough plays and they already
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: have the money for me. Before you perform? Before I
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: even perform.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Facts, facts, facts.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: That is a fact. When I did Felipe's show, his white.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Wife brought me the money right away. Right away, bro.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: That's the way we worked.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: And with the paisas, they asked me for my Venmo. Like,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Saul asked me for the Venmo three days later.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Or I worked with Latinos, you know. I gave them
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a break. But also, this is my experience, man. I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: followed a promoter to the ATM to pay me 60 bucks.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: A rough day.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but still, man. And also another time where we
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: did a gig in Texas and we followed him to
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: the ATM the next day to pay us.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I followed guys to the ATM before.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I've done shows in the past where I'm performing and
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I'm watching a black promoter, bro. Make sure you don't
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: slip away.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck? Janky promoters, huh? If we're in
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: a comedy game, we'll go through some shit.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: So Fuzo will wait for you guys to see if.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: You bomb or not, bro.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: No, but regardless, if I bomb or not, pay me, bitch. No. No?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Fuzo, Fuzo. Felipe, what do you think? All right, Rizzo, Rizzo,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: we're telling Felipe, right? I'll tell you the story. Felipe,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: we're talking about on the podcast. We're saying, like, if
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: I walk in the green room and Fuzo get up,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: he's like, you better get the fuck up. Felipe's super
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: old school with that shit.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's old school, yeah.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: It's funny because like, but also I feel like, but
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: that makes sense, you know, because you don't want, you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: just don't want a lot of random people that you
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: don't know like come in and you're.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Like if you're headlining, bro, wise guys, Utah, right? And
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: you get there.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: I think headlining is different.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You're headlining, right? And then you get there and there's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: two open micers already sitting in the green room. They
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about having for a guest spot.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Do they need to get the fuck out of there
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: and wait outside? Immediately, yeah. And email you or just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: wait for you after the show and ask you to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: go up on Sunday?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I will go in there, bro, and walk out and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: close the door and beat them up, bro, like they
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: did those dudes in fucking Bronxdale. In Bronxdale. Now y'all
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: can't leave.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. Hey, Tone, they drinking out of water fountain.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, Tone, they drinking out of water fountain again.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Now, let's see. Like how Mark Wahlberg was beating up
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: the Vietnamese guys. Oh, no.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, Tone, they drinking out of water fountain.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: But, Felipe, have you actually been in that situation?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: There's a guy. I've been there. I've been there. Tell
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: us the story. I like, like, to me, like, see, again.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: And you live in Houston. Sorry, sorry, hold on. Let
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: me tell you. Because I think me just like... You're
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: a friendly guy.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Just overall etiquette. Because you're young, too. They might take
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: advantage of you.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. But just over etiquette-wise, like I already like...
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Jerry like put me on pretty early. Like he was like,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: you know, he's like, you guys are headlining, so you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: guys are good. He's like, but if you're in other rooms,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: you know, it could be a little crazy in there. Like,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: you know, if you're not on the show, you got
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to get the fuck on.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: But they want him to get the fuck out, bro.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Not you.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Honestly.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Honestly.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I think it depends.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: A headlining weekend is different as opposed to if it's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: just like a show that's kind of like a showcase.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Like a whole bunch of comedians. You can go hang
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: out at a comedy club like that, you know? It's
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: cool to hang out because nobody's headlining. But if it's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: like a weekend headlining, then you got to respond.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Does that make sense?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. Like, you know, I know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: but there's like, who's the first time I really saw it?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Not really saw it, but I was like. Oh, we
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: were with, we were in, we were at fucking the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: comic strip in El Paso.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Fucking Bart.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that fucking guy, right?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: The fucking root fell on you, bro.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Hey, food. You want a two chips? I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: go like, fuck, I got churro from their little chili
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: dogs right there.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: You got churro from their chili dogs?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. They back away from there. Yeah, yeah. Hey,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, right?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: We're chilling in the green room, and it's me, Con Jerry,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: and fucking the homie Stretch. You know Stretch?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: You know Stretch?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting there, and Stretch is cool as fuck. And
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: he comes in, he pops his head in.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: He's black?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Or he's white and he's tall?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: No, no, he's Mexican white.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, Stretch because he's tall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: was like, and I was like, what's up, Stretch? How
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: you doing, man?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. My first time there, right? And
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: then I go up, and Stretch is just sitting outside
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: the door, right? Like, you know, like a puppy waiting
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: to let in. I'm like, well, you don't want to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: go inside? He's like, no. He's like, is that okay
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: with you guys?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: And we're like, yeah, full committee, but, but.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: But he's asking.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: But he's asking, and I was like, and then, and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: then caught in a chair where, like, that's usually, like, like,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, was he taught right,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: or have people just been mean to him in the past?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying or no?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Me, if I don't know them, I look straight up
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: in their face and go, did you ever bring any
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: bitches with you? Did you ever bring any weed? Get
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. Okay, I have a question.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Then after the leaving of staff, I'm just fucking with you, man.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Get back to work.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: If that fool says, yeah, I got bitches and weed.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: If he's like, I got bitches and weed, what's up?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Are you like, you can stay? And I'll be like,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: where are they, motherfuckers? They should have been here when
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: you got what you wanted to win outside.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: They should have been here when you got what you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: wanted to win outside?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. So what's the story?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: In Houston.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: No, in Houston also there's a time when we're at
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: the Irvine Improv. And then this one comedian just came
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: to hang out. And then this motherfucker was ordering.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Headlining you're doing. What are you doing the whole weekend?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Headlining the whole weekend.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: It was in a showcase weekend.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought I learned from that.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I got you, I got you.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: It was in a, it was, he was headlining and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: this comic kept coming in like every day to the shows.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: This fool was ordering steak, bro, steak dinner there.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got you, fool.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: But it was on his fucking tab, you know? He
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: was ordering fucking wine. Not even fucking shots, wines, bro.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: He was ordering wine? Wines.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: He was going like this, too, like tasting it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Too, you know?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Is this your homie? You know the guy?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: And then I remember, like, I guess.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Where's the opposite of his name right now?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Lisa talked to him in the kitchen,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: and he looked all sad after.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, man. I remember that guy now. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: It was, like, a couple years ago, yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, that fool would show up, bro. He was known
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: for that. He would show up.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, he put the fucking napkins like this when he
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: was eating the.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Steak, bro.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. And the fucking Irvine
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Improv's small, the green room.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We were eating steak, bro, the wine, waiting for
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: somebody to roll up a joint.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: Maybe San Jose Improv, you could do that. You can
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: invite people, you know, but like smaller green rooms.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck, go to the next green room? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Go to the one with the house, the Xbox?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Nah, that's crazy.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: Like that, that was, yeah, like a.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: That one is crazy.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: But there's been a couple.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: Times like that and like, me when I was younger,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't know the whole, what's it called?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Etiquette.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Etiquette.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I just thought, oh, we're all friends. Comedians hanging out together,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: And kicking, kicking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: I think the thing is like, how comfortable you could
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: be inside your green room. You want to be as
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: comfortable as you can. Like, there's people like, I'm going
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: to be honest, Jakarta's pretty good with etiquette, but Jakarta
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: will do shit like, we'll be in the green room
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: and then he'll start taking off his shoe. And then
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: just take over the whole couch. Ain't no bitches around.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Ain't no bitches.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: And I only did that once when it's like, there's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: way more enough space for everybody.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, Pop.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: It happened only once, too. That shit doesn't happen a lot.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: It happened once and it stopped.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Like, take off his shoe and shit.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Me, if I was a headliner, well, I'm a headliner.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: If I was a headliner, get the fuck out of here, man.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: If I was drinking and I would see my homies
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: who I started out with, who are not headlining for
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: the first time, you know, like, oh, they're selling out shows.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie, dog. If I was drinking,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: and I know I'm headlining, too, and I'm selling out
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: shows like I am right now, and I see that
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: they're selling out shows, I would be a total dick, bro.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: You'd be what? I'd be a total dick, man.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: If I was drinking. I'll show up to the improv
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: with my crew and kick out his crew out of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the fucking green room and lock it up, bro, and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: don't let that fool in.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rizzo, Rizzo, you better never have.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Or I will show up and I put a guest
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: spot and do an hour. Fucking crazy.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: That ought to be fucked up. Carlos Mencia did that
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: shit sober, bro, to his openers. What do you mean?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? So when they started headlining you?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: When Brad Williams was performing that night to headline, I
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: think Brad Williams did a special that he came in
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and did a guest spot. And he did so much
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: time that they told him he can't go up no more.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: On his own show? That's scandalous.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: His mom was there, all his homies from school and everybody.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Carlos Macias?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Carlos Macias did that to him. That's mean, though.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: That's mean, though.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: You think that's mean?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't end up to here with him.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Is that mean, though? Hey, this was fucking hilarious.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That was mean?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fucking asshole.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: That's fucking horrible. You're an asshole. But it was not
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: as mean as... He owes him money and the IRS.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: It's not as mean as... It's not as mean.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: That's pretty mean.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: It's not as mean as me doing it to you.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't bring you up in this world. But
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: that fool gave that fool guest spots. He let them
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: open for him. Brad Willing, he let him open them.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: He bought him food. He flew him out. But now
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: he does this shit.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. So what about this then? So what about
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: this then, right? Rizzo goes on the road with you, right?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: So if Rizzo just... Goes crazy tomorrow, blows up. He's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: doing his first headlining ever. Let's just say, I don't know, Rizzo,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: what's your favorite comedy club?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Treasure Island. I guess, what's it called? Hawaii, the one
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: we did, remember?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Honolulu.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: The Blue Note.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: The Blue Note. Okay, the Blue Note, right?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Let's say, let's say. Rizzo blows up fucking for the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Pacific Islanders. And they book him. He's doing one show
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: on a Thursday, right?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Right there.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: And he flies out.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Badass, badass club?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fire, dog. Good-ass food. Look at it. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: eat tuna.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I eat tuna.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: This is probably like.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Felipe.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Rizzo, Rizzo.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: You're headlining your mom, your sisters, all of Downey, all
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: the 562s, they fly out. All of Downey. The whole
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Southeast is there. The fucking lady that made the TikTok,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: they all fly out.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: They all fly out to go see you.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: They all fly out to go see you. They all
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: fly out to go see you. Felipe shows up an hour,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes before you go up, and he's.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Like- With a Hawaiian shirt on.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: With a Hawaiian shirt on.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: You fly out to Hawaii, bro.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, watch this. He's up. Hey, Rizzo. Man, hey, bro.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: You know what? Hey, man, fucking Rodrigo's your host, but
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I want to bring you up. I'm proud of you.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: And he goes up there and does a fucking hour,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: and the Bruno goes like, hey, unless you're willing to pay,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: your check is going to have to go to the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: staff for union versus.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You've done that before, bro. You know exactly what's going
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: to happen.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: I've never done that before. I don't have the ranks
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: to do that. When I was doing your Greek theater fool,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: I was so scared to go over 30 seconds. Let
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: me tell you. But Lisa, when I'm reading the emails, right,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: with Marty and Lisa, they're like, we got to do this.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Regardless.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: They're like, we got to do this.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Fool.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: When I went up there, I was like, I had
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: my own light person. I was like, fool, tell me
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: 30 seconds, give me my light, and then give me
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: a 10-second light. And you got to tell me, finish
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: your shit, bitch. Rizzo, you would be sad.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, fuck, dude.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I'll be sad.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: He's done it before? No, he's never done it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Willie Barsena's story, I remember years ago. We did a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: show in Downey, right? Y'all keep going back to Downey.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Fucking Jesus Nalgas, he's taking over.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: White people shit.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: White people shit.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: And we had this comedian, Flaco, who brought a girl,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: and Willie was all drunk.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Is that a bad story? No, it's funny.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: It's funny. And then Willie goes up to you, homeboy.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, bro, don't worry, man.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to fuck your girl tonight. And then
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: And then Flacco didn't know what to say. He's like,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: thank you, Willie. How do you respond to that?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: No, you say, fuck you.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: No fucking way.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: And wait, the girl heard?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Did you want to go with him?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: But also comedians always say shit like that. Remember when
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: I was young?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: I was doing a show at fucking Flappers. And then
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: Joy Medina came up to me. And I was with
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: my girl at the time. And he was like, damn,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: you're headlining your material.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: That's what he told her. I'm like, and I don't
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: know what to say.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Hold on, hold on, hold on, dude.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Let me give you a scenario.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Are you just chilling, you know?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Don't get me somebody in this room because there's... I'm
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: not stupid.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not stupid.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: I've heard stories before and... I ain't going to lie,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: you ain't going to make me do push-ups. You got
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: me fucked up. I ain't going to lie, I'm going
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: to need that. I don't think I'm bigger or better
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: than anybody, but I've heard stories like, oh, you got
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: to do push-ups or call me all types of bitch
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: and we not homies like that. I'm going to take
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: off on you, fool. I don't care if you're black
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: mommy ever again. I don't got to do a show
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: with you, period, bitch.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I'll figure it out.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: You make me do push-ups in front of a nigga
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: and then, fool, I'm with my bitch?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm saying you're with your bitch and
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: a comedian comes up to you, he's much bigger than you.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Fool, give me a comedian.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, like fucking Carlos Mencia.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I'm beating the shit out of Carlos Mencia. I didn't
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: even tell you what he did yet. What did he do?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: He's just mad at the idea, bro.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: You just beat the shit out of him.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: That fool goes up to your girl and he says, hey,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: you're headliner material.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a compliment, though. You think so? But the
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: way he said it. Baby, then he smacks her ass.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm taking it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: But you're headliner material.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, but he said it mad creepy?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he looked at her and he's like, you're headliner material.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: He said yes.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: He said you have a young soul.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: What is harassment?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Because Joey was headlining that weekend, you know?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Who was it? What's the?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Joey Medina.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Joey Medina?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: But this guy's always been a horn dog, you know?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: It's in him. It's a Puerto Rican boxer.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's a boxer?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: He used to be a boxer.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: He's a movie director. Now he's good.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: He got punched so much in the face, he turned Filipino.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, Rizzo, there's a little hate there. He's a cool guy.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: He's a cool guy.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to lie, fool. When I heard the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: push-up shit, I'm like, I'm glad I somehow figured out
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: my own lane because you're not going to.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Make me sit here. Bro, I tried one time, bro.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, fool. Do push-ups in front of the whole bar,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: and I'm a broke comedian, and I got to buy
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: you rounds? You got me fucked up.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I never felt like, let me
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: have her, bro. The first time I was opening for
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: this comic, I was talking to this lady who was
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: probably five years older than me, but she was hot.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I was shy, too, but I didn't know. How old
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: were you? I was probably 29, no, 27 or 28.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know how to go from getting her
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: laughing to boning her, bro. Now I know, bro, nice shoes,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: that's fuck. Right away. You want to get high? Get
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a little email, and it'll be whatever. But back then,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know how going from laughing
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to making out and whatever. I just knew from laughing,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: just go to my next show. I'll be there. But
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: this fool came up to me and said, hey, bro,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: let me have her, bro.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I'm the headliner? Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: And I said, all right. And then that fool came.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: You can question it. But we were sharing the same room, bro.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: So now, bro... But I was really chilling, bro. They
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: were over there.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: The cut chip, bro.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: That fool gave me a... But in my head, they
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: told me to leave and give her my lady. They
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was mine. And then that fool gave
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: me $ 100 to leave.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: Was it a casino, at least?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I want $ 350.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: You know what? Actually, that's not bad.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: But before she left, she cracked my big toe.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, can she touch you still?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: She passed by and she cracked my big toe, bro,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: on the way out.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: So you watched them fuck?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: That's like a lightweight threesome. Lightweight, bro.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lightweight threesome. And that Ingram tone, that shit heard.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I think that was pretty good. Was that germ material
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: or no?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: The lightweight threesome?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: That was pretty good. Lightweight threesome?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I thought that was all right.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: But a lot of these old school comedians have like
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: those old school rules.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: I know a man used to hang around with a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: black comic and it was before phones. The fool would
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: sit down with me, bro, after the show. Man, let
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: me show you the bad bitch I fucked last time.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: And they had Polaroids in a shoebox, bro.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: That fool's probably a serial killer.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Or he's just like a sex addict.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, back then you couldn't have nudes on your phone.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: So bitches are taking full-blown pictures. Bro, this is the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: crazy part. But don't you live with your wife? Oh, yeah, man.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I just write a date so she could think that
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: this happened before we were married. Are you still keeping
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: them pictures of your wife not tripping? So this fool
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: had sex with his girl.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: So this fool had sex with his girl in 98.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: But he wrote down on a Polaroid that it happened
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: in Ninety-five. Ninety-six. Oh, okay. Before they met. Like, they're
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: going to fall for that? You ever lie to a
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: girl about being with somebody else?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Nah, I've never done that. I'm going to be honest.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: I've never done that.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: You never cheated on a girl?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've cheated before. Oh, I thought you meant like
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: there's a bad bitch and I told my bitch like, oh,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: I fucked her before. To make me feel like I
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: could get bad bitches.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Or you lied to your lady to go be with somebody.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I'll say for sure. What did you say? He for
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: sure do.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: He do that all the time. He just recently did
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: that at an Airbnb.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: You're fucking bugging me.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I told his girl.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: He was with me.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: He was really boning my girl's homegirl.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: She won't find out.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Nigga, I'm not that big of a lover.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Those are lies, bro. Those are lies. Stop touching me,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: you fucking immigrant.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: What you got meat, man?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: On Tinder? What you got meat? Who? Oh, Instagram. Instagram?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, where were you meeting girls at?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: At shows, at the bar.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Yahoo Messenger. You weren't alive back in the day.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Let's get some fucking answers.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Before Myspace?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: At shows, at the bar.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: At shows, at the bar.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: That's how I'm telling you.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Or.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Who are these old school demons? These are real demons
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: right here. Or somebody.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I met my wife on Facebook or Instagram. I don't remember.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's later on. But I'm talking about when
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: you was a young comic coming up, you was a
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: hot commodity. Oh, man.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: I did a lot of shows where they were dancing
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: right after the show.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, it turns into clubs.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Like, the show turned into a club.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: And that's where you start, yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Comedians are the most accessible A-list entertainers.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: So, I had a comedy room with Willie Barsena and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Jeff Garcia.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: On Wednesday night, that ran for 10 years. Oh, you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: told me about that. Yeah, so everybody would, like, all
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the comics would hook up there and eat Mexican food.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: I hooked up there one time.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: There he is.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: So he told me, I'm like, how much comics told me, hey, bro,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: if you have a good set, stand by the restroom, bro.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's some creepy ass shit. Hold on, hold on,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: hold on.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Because the hot girls have to walk by there, and
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: they'll be, hey, good set, good set.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: What are you doing tonight?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, what a genius, bro.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: What a fucking genius, bro. This comic told me... Greg Hahn.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Greg Hahn. We were doing the Comedy
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Magic Club, and I was just standing there, like, sitting down.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Hermosa?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just going over my jokes on the table. Hey, man,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? He was just here. We got
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: to go say hi to these fucking fine-ass broads. And
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I went over there, and then we're outside, and he's, like,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: talking to all the blonde ladies. Hey, how you doing, ma'am? Oh,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: very much. Then halfway, he goes, oh, great, man. Now
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: we're going to go and say hi to the people
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: behind this line so they won't think we're creeps that
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: were waiting, standing here all night. So then we'll go
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: all the way around, and when people get behind them,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and then we start doing it again, but they didn't
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: see that we were outside. Oh, nice.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: You know what? You know what? That makes a lot
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: of sense.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: That's Greg Hahn.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Because I remember one time, like 2024, I had a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: really good set. It could have been Laugh Factory. And
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, I'm going to take off after
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: my set. I was like, I had a good set.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go home.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: And he's like, stick around. Stick around. And I stick around.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I'll talk about a hot dog lady in front of
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: the corner of the Laugh Factory. I got some pussy
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: that night. Damn. Yeah, I was like, oh, that's nice.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I get it now, though.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: That was last week, bro.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: She got two hot dogs, bro.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Like, for no reason. bullshit, if you have a good
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: set of the Hollywood improv, stay at the bar after.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: You're getting pussy for sure?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: You're going to knock something or set up an appointment
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: for later.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: You're hooked up with somebody and you realize that they
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: wanted you all along, but they were just waiting for
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: you to make one little tiny move.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: To go woof.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Hollywood improv.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they wanted you.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: You didn't know. Those are the best, huh?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Those are the best.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: You are, brother.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: The minute you say hi, they're like, he acknowledged me.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Let me suck his dick.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they wanted you.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: They know what they want already.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Yo, they want you, bro. Your feet could smell like
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: a motherfucker, bro. They don't even care. Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: It turned to mom.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: They're putting full powder on you, bro, while they're kissing you.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll do pedicures on you.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: For there's nothing like having a good set and staying
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: at the bar after. Because they already know you're funny.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Like James Bond.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And you killed? Oh, they're like, oh, yeah, bro.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: But if you bomb, go home. Dog, dog, dog. Hard dog.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: How about this, bro? This happened to a lot when
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I was coming up. Fools bomb hard, dog. And they're
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: still kicking it with us, trying to hook up, too.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: And then... And then the chick festered, man. Y'all were funny, man,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: but this motherfucker, I don't even know why he's still here. Oh, shit.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: No, no. And you know what? Comedy, real comedy fans
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: will be honest with a comedian. Yeah. They're both, fool.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: They'll be like.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: They're fucked up.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, they'll be like.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: A little shaky.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those dudes, oh, I've seen it happen.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Or the worst is like when they shake everybody's hand.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Good job, good job. And like.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: They just.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: I've seen it happen pretty bad. That, yeah.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: But I did that technique, waited by the restroom a
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: couple of times.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: It works, bro.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: It works.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: That's why it's not fun doing theaters or fucking.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Everything that I've done with you right now, we just leave.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Because I'm already over.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no. It's usually because you have to DJ
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But then that's why you promote the after
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: party and the hoes come to the after party. If
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: you made them laugh so good, they're going to come
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: to the after party. But see, back in the day,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: I DJ. So now that I'm into like the house music,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: what I do is I have a comedy, obviously comedy shows,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: the ladies, you're probably, unless you, if you're doing like
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: a two banger, the ladies, you'll leave, the ladies, you'll
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: leave like 11, 30, 12, depending on meeting group. Right.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: But right after that, I usually DJ. Yeah. Like house
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: music and shit. So in Denver, we did the Oriental
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: theater at seven. We're done by nine. I had to
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: DJ at, we're done by nine. I chilled for like
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: 10 minutes, did a meeting group, was done by 10.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Had to DJ at 11, it was like 15 minutes away,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: and then did an hour and a half DJ set.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: That's cool. The people from the show went to that show?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Depends how I promote it. Like, if it's like older people.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them would.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, a lot of them do, but like. A
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: lot of the older comedy fans, they not finna come
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: see me do house music. But the younger fools, they
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: finna come see me do comedy. Because it's like the pregame.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: We're at the comedy show. We buy the tickets. We'll
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: get our two little drinks, watch the show. And then
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: we DJ. But that's only been lately. But next year,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: I'm planning where every city I'm on tour, I'm hoping
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: to have a set thing to where I'm on tour.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: And then right after, it's like DJ. So in McAllen,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: it's a... There's this big party called Upbeat that they
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: do house music, like Latin house. But I'm going to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: be honest, I put the comedy first because that's like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: my baby, you know? So, like, if I'm not selling
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: out at a comedy show, I shouldn't be promoting anything else. Like,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: this comes first. That's why I have a separate page
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: for it. Because, like, this comes first.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Because people might not buy tickets for the comedy show.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: It'd be like, I might as well just go see.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Russell Peter would do it like that. He'll do his
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: stand-up show, and then he'll go DJ after. His DJs
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: that were on the show, they had a DJ set
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: after the show. Or sometimes, Russell will go DJ after
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: a party somewhere else.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Because it's like double the bag.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, too.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: But then you get a different audience. So people get
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: to see you in a different element. To where in comedy,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: they're seeing me break down a story and stuff like that.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: And then right after... Do that. Like, that's what I'm
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: hoping for Jakarta next year. Like, we're going to go
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: on tour for our podcast. And then hopefully, like, Jakarta's
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: going to get back in the studio. And then we
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: can have a little mini concert right after. And it
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: could be, like, intimate vibes, like 100, 120 people. But
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: that's a cool little bag. And people get to see
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: you do a different craft, you know? It's kind of
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: like when you see, like, Bad Bunny fans, they love
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Bad Bunny. And then he did okay in some acting movies,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: did the narco scene. People fell in love with that, too.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: So it's like mixing both genres. As long as you
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: respect both of them and give them your 100%, it's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: going to do pretty well.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Like showing the range that you have. Facts, exactly.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Because the DJs should be mad fun. I love the DJs.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Bro, bitches, bro. So many bitches.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: It's a different type.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like most girls that go to raves are like whores,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: you know? That's just a fact.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. I mean, hell yeah.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I don't even like that one. Do you have shows
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: coming up? Yeah, so we, I have, what do we have?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: We have Covina this weekend is sold out.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Then we have. Thank you.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: Now we have Ontario, five shows next weekend. I think
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: two of them are sold out. It's my first time
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: doing a five show weekend. So I'm kind of.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Where at?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Ontario Improv. All right.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Mexican Independence weekend too.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: They're all sold out already? No, no.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Only a couple of them are sold out.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: What else am I doing?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: And then we have, what do we have? Jakarta.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Jakarta.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Bakersfield sold out.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: We have... Hell yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Tina's the only one I have done in Bakersfield. And
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: then I'm in like.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: McAllen, Texas and shit.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: I'm doing Austin for the first time in November. Ooh.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Selena State Theater.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: In Corpus?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Austin.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Austin, I'm doing.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Selena State Theater?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm doing Cap City. And Austin, I'm doing
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Cap City. And Central Valley, I'm doing... Salinas, and then
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I'm doing McAllen, Pittsburgh, California.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: And then like Long Beach, Irvine.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: Long Beach, Irvine, and then I finish up the tour
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: in San Antonio. The Woodlawn. Is it good you've been there?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: You like it there? No, I've never been to the Woodlawn.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I've been to the Stand Up Live.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: LOL?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: LOL, yeah.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Love LOL.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: That one's fun.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: That one's tight. That's the first time I see somebody
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: get kicked out of a crowd. I was with Ken,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: and the girl got kicked out. He took me on
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: his little Texas run. We did LOL. We did LOL Houston,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: and then Dallas, and that was the first time I
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: seen somebody get kicked out.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Were you drinking back then? Yes.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: When you were with Ken? Yeah, oh, for sure.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: What was that like, bro?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Strip club, every night. Every night, boy. I hit the
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: strip club three nights in a row. San Antonio, which
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: was mid. Houston went crazy. Dallas went crazy. For Dallas,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: we went to the strip club, and then I went,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: watch this. For Dallas, went to the strip club. Well,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Ken paid me. I damn near spent half of it
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: on the strippers. And then we went to Whataburger. I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: ate a burger, drank a Coke, took a shit, showered,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: and then went straight to the airport.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Legendary. Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: What time was your flight? Like at 4 in the morning?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: I had like a 5. Because I'm like, for me now,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like a go. Like, if there was a red
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: eye for every city I'm in, I would leave. Uh-huh.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: I want to be home, but there isn't. Only like
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: if you're in certain cities or you're willing to do
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: like a stop. But other than that, I'm ready to go.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Like we did cops, a comedy club.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: We drove back that night.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: That same night. The same night we drove back. I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: was like, you put that down. Look, I was like, look,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not big in the program. I'll do three. What
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: if he's got to bang out the two and then
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: the next four?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: All right, go.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: You got it?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: You sure?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Put my music. Everybody's chilling. Because, you know, like, after
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: the last show, you kind of have that little two,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: three-hour energy boost from.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a little energy. You have.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Because unless you're willing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Unless you're going to go straight to the hotel and
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: go to sleep, you probably still going to go eat.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: You got to clean up merch. You got to do settlements.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: So we have that three-hour banger. I'm like, look, I'll
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: do three hours. I'll get us out of. I'll get
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: us into Central Valley. You guys take over. They're like,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: all right, bet. Hopped on the freeway. And then, um.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: I have like a pretty big Mercedes and I was like,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: fuck it, we'll take my Mercedes up there. So everybody
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: was comfortable. I got the stars in there.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it looks nice.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Like, let's just do it up. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: But I'm the type to go home.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: But that makes sense because if you leave the, you'll
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: be home basically like at three or four in the
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: morning and you'll be in your own bed.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: But if you leave the next day, you'll be driving
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: the whole fucking day.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel. But see, then there's people like,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: for me, I'm like, look, we have the energy. And
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: it's not like, I'm like, look, my cameraman, I'm like,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: you're down to drive, I'll pay you the extra just... Jerk,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: take me. I want to sleep in my bed.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Because leaving at 6 a.m., that means I'm going to
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: be home by 2.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: But if I leave at 11 p.m., I'll be home
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: by 5 a.m., sleep for four hours, and then I'm
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: good to go for the rest of the day.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did that show in that casino,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: and I went home that night.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys drove home that night.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Where at? What casino?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Jucansi. It was four hours away by Fresno.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: By Fresno, yeah.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm going home.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gone, bro.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: How far does that drive? Four hours.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Four hours, yeah.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Well, right now it's probably going to be with traffic, huh?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool? October 8th, Bellflower, the stand-up comedy club.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Two shows, 7 and 10 p.m. We're going to be
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: shooting Saul Trejillo's one-hour special and Felipe's and Rizzo are performing.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: All three of you guys are doing it? Shout out
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: my boy Saul, man.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Well-deserved. Let's go. Directed by Lisa, produced by Romel. Man,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: it's going to be good. We're doing it well.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: White people money, bro.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: I love white people money.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Do you like the stand-up, Rizzo?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: I love it, dude.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun, dude.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Grimey has a fucking little green room, huh?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck, dude. It's just, I mean. You're talking about the
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: stand-up comedy club.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: I like stand-up in general. I like that club, you know?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: You know why I like it?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Because of parking.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: The back.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I like comedy clubs with good parking, man.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I did the Oklahoma City Comedy Club, Bricktown.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah, dude.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: And Tulsa.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: It's funny, man.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: It was Saturday night. Both shows were sold out.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: And I opened up with, you know, like, let's see
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: if this works. It did work. Man, what's up, man?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Oklahoma City. Oh, my God. Everybody's clapping. Oh,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: my God, man. It's so fucking boring here, man. I
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: can't wait to fucking go home. It fucking sucks here, man.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: It fucking sucks. It's so fucking boring. Where was that? Oklahoma? Yeah,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: and everybody's dying, bro. They're feeling me, you know? Yeah.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: That's a big risk, bro, to be talking and start up, open.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: That's how you know, like, opening up your show.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: You're from Cali, look here.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: With fucking insults. Man, shout out to Oklahoma City, man.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: This is where Cholo from LA come to retire. They
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: find Jesus here, man. Charlie, I only gangbang on fucking
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Raider games, eh? Or Dodger games.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's hilarious.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: I remember when you would go to shows on stand-up,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: and when you were on tour, I think your last tour,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: you would just go to... Like, let's say you go
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: to a random city, find out what their football team is,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: and you say, hey, man, fuck your team, by the way.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, I.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Had a bit. I had a bit. I had a
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: bit where I talked about when I had sex in
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: the car once, and I had a bit about how, like,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: she told me to turn around, but I thought she
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: meant for me to go on all fours, and everybody's like, ah.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: And let's say I was in Dallas, I'd be like, Yeah, man,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: like a cowboy fan.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: They go crazy, bro.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: They go crazy. I did that shit in San Jose.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: I said like a giant fan. Oh, bro. Boo! Oh,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: my God. But the fact is that they know I
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: said it. It got them so off guard that they
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: couldn't be mad. They're like, oh, that's good.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Who's the biggest boo you got from that joke?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, for when I said. San Diego, huh? No, no, no.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I did that with the Padres. But that one is
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: a fun rival.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: I think the football total was taken.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: A little too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: No, you know where I got a big boo where
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: I said, I think I said like, I was like,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: am I retarded or something, like a Raiders fan?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, in Vegas, right?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Raiders!
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: You know, they always start their show, Raid!
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Raiders! And they don't shut the fuck up, dawg.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Bro, everywhere. I was there, right?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: No, you weren't.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: What show, Homesh?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Put him there, bro.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's one of the ones where people are like, damn,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: the Dallas fans. When I did that with Dallas, and
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: it did good, I remember Corker and Jerry were like,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: you a risky motherfucker, dawg, because you could have lost
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: him right there.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done one like that? Yeah, man. Well, who? Well,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, Tulsa. But Tulsa, they're like nice people. You
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: ever do it like at a hostile city?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that. Oh, because I have a joke where
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: I talk about how I saw this. I say, I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: don't know how the joke ends, but it's when this
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: is how Raider Fest take a shot, right? This is
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: how cowboys take a shot. You have a chaser? This
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: is how 49er fans take a shot. Then I get done,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: I pick up the shot with my butthole, and I
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: do a cartwheel. They booed me, bro, for that one.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: San Jose. Where were you at?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: You were at there, bro?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: San Jose. I was in San Jose at the Improv.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: They were boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's... Wait, there's more to the joke than I'd
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: like to hear. Nah, nah, there's certain cities, like, I remember, like,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: when I was in Chicago, like, obviously they don't care about, like,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: the Dodger rivalry. So I kind of took, like, the
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: White Sox, I took the White Sox side over the
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Cubs side, and it was like, and I was like, ah, fuck, fool.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Mexican Cubs fans are, like, something like MAGA.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: whoa but it's like you know cause it's like that's
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: like Wrigley feels like nice like white people like and
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: that shit that shit they good but the one where
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: I said like the turn around and eat my ass
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: it was all bro the cowboy fans were like whoa
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: cause you know they already have that stigma that's like
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: being in Mexico and calling America for Americanistas gay like
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: they not gonna like it like that's already a stigma
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: they have you know so I've definitely done some shit
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: like that But nice cities like Tulsa, when you do
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: shit like that, they like.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Shit like that. They know it's boring. They enjoy it, yeah.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: And a lot of them are, like, from, like, California originally.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not too far. Oh, really?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not too far at all.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma and California is not far.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's cities that are just mad respectful. Like, Milwaukee, bro,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: they're just so nice.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: They're, like, really.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Midwest, like, suburban homes. Like, Seattle, I mean, you saw
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: it in Seattle.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were dope as fuck, bro, dope as fuck.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: But then you go to these little cities, like, We're
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: just in Yuma, actually. Let me tell you this funny story.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: We're just in Yuma.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Yuma. Fucking hot, huh, Yuma, dude? Hold on, we're in Yuma, Arizona.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: This was fucking trippy, man.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: We're in Yuma, Arizona. I see a dude that I
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: always see, right? He's like, man, bro, nice. He's a
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: cool-ass fuiza. You can tell he's like a little choleo,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: but he's cool. He has a meeting greet. And then
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: one of his homies has a meeting greet. Khakis, dirty
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: white shoes, gloves on. Gloves? Like, fuck. Gloves.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: He's a magician, bro.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Put on gloves on. Black, all black gloves. Like, you know,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: the one that told us in the 90s.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Brownies.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right. He has the gloves on. He has
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: a black tee.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: No, he has a Dodgers, like a Dodgers overall. He's
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: sponsored by Wally's Liquor Store. Yeah, type shit. No, for real.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: If he has a black tee and then he has, like,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: a jersey that says cookies on it. Yeah. He has
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: a hat on.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: He has locs on.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, do you know A1A? He's, like, young, though.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: He's, like, young.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: He's, like, probably, like, 24.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: The A1A, homie. But I'm talking to this boy, and
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: this boy's like, bro, shut up.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: We're talking.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, bro, good seeing you. I'm like, I've
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: been a fan of you, and I watch the podcast. Hey, Duno,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: you know what's up with the Valle?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Hold on, right?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, and then I'm like, and then
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, I feel you're good. We don't
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: really care. But I'm like trying to fuck with him, right?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: And he's like, You know what's up? You know what's up?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: And then I'm looking at him like, and his homie's like, hey, bro,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: my bad, bro. Like, his homie's kind of embarrassed. But
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: I think he's trying to show off because we're from L.A.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, pops, I believe you. I believe you.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I believe you. And he's like, hey, what's up, homie?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: He's trying to make me believe that he's from the Valley.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: Please believe me. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, okay, that's cool.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: That's cool. And then Jakarta, you know, Jakarta's tough. So
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: Jakarta's looking at me like, and I'm like, and then
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: his homie's like, and then he burns out his homie
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: on what his homie does. And then he's like, fool,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: shut up. And he's like, you know what's up, what's up?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Bro, he was playing the part crazy.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: then he's like, I want to let you know, fool,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: I go over there all the time. And I'm like,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fool, I believe you.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: Like, all right.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: But then it makes you not believe it. You know
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: what vibes it gave me? Like, that fool was born
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: in a hospital here, and at two years old, he
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: moves so far. Yeah, he moves.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like. Drop that, fool.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I'm like, papa, I believe you.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, when they hit the valley.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Like, we see those kind of guys, too, or people
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: that live in areas where, like, maybe, like, Washington, like, somewhere.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Or Yakima.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's, like, not, I mean, Mexico, but they try
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: to talk to people in Spanish a lot, you know? Like, hey,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: so Mexicanos también, bro, you know?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: Chale, homie. Chale, homie, yeah.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Or how about you ever get this guy, man, you say,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: you're chilling, like, we were already, and then a doorman
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: or the security guard or the manager of the club, hey, man,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: do you know this guy out here named Tony from
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: downtown LA? He said he knows you. Just Tony, bro.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: No last name.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to be honest.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've gotten that one.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: You're going to get it, bro.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: I got one, bro, the other day. Yeah? This guy, Alex.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: He said he knows you, right? He knows you.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: That was from the Aliso Project, too?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, exactly. He was from the projects, but a
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: different project by General Hospital. And then I go like this.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Then I feel like I'm at Boyle Heights. So they're
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: starting out references to my show. Then he goes, tell
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: them about White Memorial. And I said, bro, nobody's going
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: to get that, only you, because only you and I
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: know about White Memorial. No one's going to get that joke, right?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: And then I found Lenny, he told me, what do
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: you think of the show? And that fool went like this, bro.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: He's gangbanging on you?
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: He gave it two thumbs up, bro. He's from Hazard.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: Tell them about Y Memorial. That's like.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Tell them about Whitmer, bro.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: That's funny. I remember, you know what? I've gotten some shit. Actually,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: I'm lying to you. I was in Salt Lake City
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: and I forgot who was performing. Maybe the opener. I
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: did Wise Guys. Not the one in downtown, the Jordan one.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan Downs.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan Downs. Then I remember some fool, I'm walking
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: by and he's like, hey. F will make a joke
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: right there by third. Why would I have a joke
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: about third? And he's like, Make a joke about third.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: You're from the city.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Represent, homie.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Third and what, homie?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Third and what, motherfucker? And I was like, no, but
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: I know what he meant. I know what he meant,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: but I was like.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: That sucks only you know.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm like, pops, I'm going to make this
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: show about you. Because, you know, like, that's, but now
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: I know what you mean. But I've never gotten to
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: one where he said he knew me from where I
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: grew up.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. That one out there, that type of heckling
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: pushes you into a corner, bro.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: It's just like you and him now like this. Well,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: you have to fight it out. You got to fight
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: it out, bro, because they won't stop. Come on, bro.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: Do you want to tell them about the Bob Baker?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: I had a guy from Boyle Heights heckling me. I'm
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: a little puppet, doggy.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I had a guy from Boyle Heights one time heckling
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: me with only Boyle Heights stuff. Tell him about Hollaback
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Junior high school homes.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: That was on Bees, homie.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: Shit like that.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: Tell him about the Hollaback gym.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Getting all loaded shit that day. No, no, no. Tell
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: him about that motel in Whitmer, bro. No, you ready?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: You ready? Watch this.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Jakarta, according to himself, would tell him.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I had no idea, though. We're in a- I
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: had no idea. What city were we in? We were
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: in Seattle. No, we were in Salt Lake City.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: No, we were in Seattle.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: We were in Seattle.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. It was one of those
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: random cities. there was like a total food, just food.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: And then Jakarta was like, ha, this food looks like
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: he works at Homeboy Industries. The crowd went silent. Nah,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: they were, Jakarta, don't lie.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: It was a little bit. They're at the airport now, bro.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: I want them at the end.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: They were like, from Homeboy Industries. For the crowd?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: He's going OD with this. So crazy.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with L's. We all take L's, buh-buh. Okay,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I didn't, but that's not how it happened.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: You're acting like it was crickets, bitch.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: They were still laughing from the last joke. So it
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: was like a remaining laughter, but then everyone got confused.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: And And Jakarta was like, nah, not good. And I'm like,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: don't ask me if it was good. Just keep going.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: He asked me.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: I stopped the show and I went, no.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: You didn't yell out G-Dog?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, but that's funny. Tell me about why Memorial's hilarious.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: Tell them about. The funniest one, bro. George Perez did
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: a show. Shout out to George Perez. He did a show, bro.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: How does he look?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: How does he look?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: How does he look, Felipe? Just for us.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: Shout out to George Perez.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: I just seen it.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: My G, my G. Everyone was funny. All comedians' kids
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: look better than the comedians.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Like fucking Willie Barsena's son. I be seeing him, bro.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: We be running at the same spot. He's mad healthy
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: with his girl. He be seeing me run. I'm like, hey.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: Jeff Garcia's son.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking, fucking.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: I look way better. George, fucking, fucking George. George Preston.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: Not healthy.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: He's fly.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: George Preston wearing a pendleton. It's the best.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: I love George. Man, so he said they did a
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: show in his bed that I don't know, bro, that Cholo,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: they just came out of prison, walked up to George
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: and said, you were the funniest one, Holmes. You should
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: have been the main liner.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: The main liner, dude.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: Not the headliner, bro. The main liner. You know what
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: a main liner is?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: No, I know, bro.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: That's the guy that gets to walk the main yard
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: without no problems. Go ahead.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can only imagine. That's still sticking with me, though.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: Tell me about why Memorial, because when he told me, hey,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: talk about third.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: It just throws everything off.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: Is that the worst heckling for you?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: That's the worst heckling, because I have nothing to, because
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: if I, once I destroy him, no one else is
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: going to get it but him and I.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: And Altisho. Yeah, bro. That's like one time this guy
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: was heckling me, yelling out my brother's name through the
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: whole movie. Talk about angel, homie. Then I say, man,
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: kick this fucker out of here, bro. Fuck him and
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: my whole neighborhood, everybody.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: Because now people think that that guy knows you because
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: he's throwing out references.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: But nobody else gets those references.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: I remember his mom died. You know, stuff like that.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. That shit was wild, fool. I've had that
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: happen to me. I've been cornered. But the most recent
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: one that I remember was Jakarta was like, shut up, fool.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: You just retired from homeboy industry or whatever. And Jakarta
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: was like, His car was like, they didn't get it.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I was like, I
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: was like, I was like, Papa, they don't have a
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: homeboy industry.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: Say the joke again, bro. Hey, little bitch. The homeboy
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: industry joke. I said, I said, hey, that fool looks
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: like he works at Homeboy Industries. Thank you, brother.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: But you know what? There's that one chill on the crowd.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: That's Charles Holmes.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: One person got it. How about these two, bro? How
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: about when this guy walks up to you with his
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: hot babe and that guy walks up to you like this.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: They're both, it's a hot couple, but. You could tell, man,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: these motherfuckers are crazy. Swingers. They're walking up to you
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: and go, what are we going to do after, homie?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: Y'all want to party and shit?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: You want to fuck my girl, dude?
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: They're all coked out and shit. You want to party?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: And they want you to bone their girl.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: I've gotten that one.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: You've gotten that? She was ugly?
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: I've had some fools tell me, like, there's fools that
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: their girls are scared to take a photo with you,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: and then there's never in between. There's always the fool,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: the bitch is scared, or the fool's like, hug her, fool,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: pick her up.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: Grab her titties.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: Because they pay for the meeting room.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: Pay for my child support, some guy asked me.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: There's a guy that used to message me. Like, on Instagram,
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: he used to message me. He wanted me to fuck
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: his girl.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: And she was good looking.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing this.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: And then he would send it. He kept sending me, like,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: pictures of her naked.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember that guy. Like, okay.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: Like, he sent me, like, a whole bunch of pictures. Like,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: all the time. Like, of her naked. Like, boobs, boobs, boobs, ass, ass, hair.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: Then he sent me, fucking, a picture of his dick.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: And then her, her, her.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck, dude? He snuck in his dick.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: He snuck in the dick. I want you to rate it, bro.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Is it purple or black?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: He was just like, ah, fuck.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: I like it. I'm a fan of him sneaking in
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: his dick in there. That's some fly shit. That's cool shit.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll like this, too.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: This is what I'm rocking with. You're single? You're married?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Both of you guys?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: Single.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, both of us. Young and wild.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: Young and wild and free.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Young, wild, and free, man. I'm trying to say it.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: No kids, right?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to have some maybe when I'm 30. 30, huh? Yeah,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: I think that's the right time. I see my sister.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: She just had her baby, 30 years old, and she
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: seems the most put together than all my sisters.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't your mom, she like rock music, huh?
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's a rocker.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: Remember when we were talking the first time?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: You said you were trying to get your mom's ticket
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: to see Pink Floyd or somebody. Guns N' Roses. Guns
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: N' Roses.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: She actually didn't go.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the jungle.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: You want to know why she didn't go?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: Why didn't she go? Because my mom's been.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Bleeding out of her vagina like crazy.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Menopause.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: That or some other ovary shit. It's like a thing.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, hey, man, you got to get back
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: to work. Like, no, she not blanchando my shit. That
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: shit bugging me.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: What do you think is wrong with her, policita?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: Something with the ovary stuff. But my mom's been in this.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: You know what program watchers, I know y'all going to know. See,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: only people in LA is going to know this. Before
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: my mom's part of a program at fucking Oscar Romero.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: You know Oscar Romero, the one that all the clinics
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: that every Latino go to?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: It's a code in the church?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's a loose one.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: That's a loose, yeah.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's a different, no, no, my mom's part
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: That's a code, you mean, no, that's not the.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: I actually just found out this. There was a pastor
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: during the Civil War in Salvador. His name was Oscar Romero.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: And I think he was killed during the Civil War
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: by like the bad people during that war. And he
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: was like a big advocate for people all over. I
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: think he was like, he might have been like a
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: cardinal or something. And they named this foundation hospital that
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: helped immigrant people. My mom got lucky enough for a
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: while to be part of this program to where it's. Basically,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: you know how immigrants don't get Medi-Cal?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: My mom does get Medi-Cal.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: But through this program only. I don't know exactly, but
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: she has to get the surgery right now. But she
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: was supposed to go to Guns N' Roses, but she
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: couldn't because of her Vajayjay problem right now.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully they come back again, Guns N' Roses.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: Either they're going to, or my mom's going to bleed out.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: Well, the guy's voice is pretty bad right now, right?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, is it? So you got all the tickets? You
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: found them? Absolutely.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my sister got them.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said the government of your sister hit you up.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Can you get Guns N' Roses tickets?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then it didn't happen.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: It didn't happen.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: So who went? Oh, your uncle. My uncle, my uncle.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: Because my mom's little brother, he's a big rocker, too.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: But my mom's like a heavy metal rocker lover, too.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Like Ozzy and shit.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: He's like Chilanga, right?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Well, she'll tell you she's a capitalista. She was born there.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: She's from the city.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: She didn't get there. Her parents are Chilangos. She's from there. Yeah.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: My mom's like a very proud, like, I was born
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: and raised here. Like, like she didn't, she didn't get here.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Like she's not like, cause you know, Chilango are the
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: people that get there.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: That, that travel migrate there. No, my mom's like, I'm
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: from here. Yeah.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: Mexico city is a whole vibe, dude. They're all into
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: like alternative rock, bro. Like you, you can't find a
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: bar that plays like corridos or banda.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: Like it's rare, but like.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: My mom said, my mom said that she remembers hitting
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: the barricades for the Ramones. Damn. When she was young,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: when the Ramones went to Mexico city in the eighties,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: I could be wrong. Maybe it could have been, she
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: was a teenager. She hit the barricades with all her friends.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? They rushed in to see the remote.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, fire.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: They did not really snuck in. They're like, viva rock.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: There was their fucking high top Converse, bro. Yeah, high
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: top Converse. And their striped black t-shirt and leather jacket.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: Que viva los Ramones.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, que viva los Ramones.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: So your mom was like a rockera, right?
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: To this day, for my dad's funeral, we got a
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: rock band for her 50th birthday. There was a rock band.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: That was all into rock, too, huh?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: That was their whole thing. I remember going to a tocada.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: I remember my mom and my dad used to do
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: this thing to where they each got a song to
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: dance to. So, like, if my mom danced the first song,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: then my dad was watching the babies, and then my
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: mom would go mosh pit, get out her system, and
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: they would switch off. That was, like, the thing.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: That's wild as fuck.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: So, like, I mean, Jakarta knows my family. When they
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: start drinking, they want to mosh pit in a little
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: house in City Terrace.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking crazy. I was literally just there. Yeah. I've walked
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: in and everyone's fucking doing a mosh pit. It's insane.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: But it's like my uncles, my aunts. But you know
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: how there's all type of aunts, right? I have five
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: aunts and one uncle from my mom's side. One of
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: them's like a super disco. And then there's the salsera.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: And then there's the romantica. My mom and my uncle,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: they're like the rockers. But the problem is that all
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: the kids, we became rockers because of them. So we all, like,
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: even my cousins that are, like, nerdy, they love El Tri.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: We love, we all, all my cousins, we all love ska. Yeah.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing we all relate to. We're all
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: going to dance and sing ska.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: We love Red Store Bums, Sauce and Chunk Skankers, like,
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: and my cousins, half of us were raised in Echo
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Park and the other half were raised in East L.A.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: The rock, the ska scene is where it's at. Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: So we all know how to skank. The family does
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: not take, even when like when people, like when my cousins,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: when my guy or my girl cousins, they start dating,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: their family's like, are you guys getting a monster right now?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, just give it like about three minutes.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: One song, one song's going to be mad cool, the
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: next one, and then the fourth. I remember, chip out
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: on this, Felipe. I remember the 20th, no, it might
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: have been Thanksgiving. They had a Black Friday, the day
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: before Thanksgiving, they had a Black Friday scotch show. Me,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: my brother-in-law, and my two girl cousins, we left. Like
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: at nine, it came back at 12 to go to
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: Oscazo and came back. And then that shit was tight
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: as fuck. Like, so we're like super big, but my mom, like,
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: so we got her a rock band. My mom switched
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: her outfit. My mom had like a big, like, you
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: know how like every senora on her 50th birthday, they
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: go mad gold sparkly. My mom had that on. And
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: then when her rock band came out. She had got
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: like a whole thing and shit like that. So, you know,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: like we get grupos. My mom and them get rock
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: bands to celebrate and shit. You went to that party
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: after our show, right? Oh, so we did the Greek Theater.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: And that same day was my uncle's birthday. So I
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: literally got on Sunset, on Fountain, or whatever shit that is.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: And drove down, hopped on the 5, and then went
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: to City Terrace.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: And skanked it out and mosh pit with the family.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: Like a backyard gig? Yeah.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: When was my uncle's birthday? When we arrived, they were
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: playing Spanish music first.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, they were playing our... It was like Umbia or something?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, they were playing a cumbia. Shout out, shout out.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: And there were two bands. There was one that was
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: a cumbia band, and the other one were.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Like a rock band. Shout out to Guaraperos.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: Guaraperos.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Guaraperos. They're some of my uncle's friends.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: And then they do cumbia songs, and then they switch off,
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: and then they have their equipment for rock. Oh, it's
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: the same band? So I think the fool that plays
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: the drum for the, the fool that plays the, he's
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: also the drummer for the rock band. So it's weird,
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like, because my mom says her growing up,
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: she was just awesome, that I didn't rock. Like, my
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: mom wasn't listening to.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: Like, Juan Gabriel.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: I guess when she was older, out of America.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: But it wasn't, like, como, like, a banda or nothing
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 4: like that, right?
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: I used to tell this all the time, that my
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: dad used to be, like, que pinche manaz musica de putos, like,
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: that's true.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people don't think that manaz, like,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: actual rock, they're like, they say it's, like, pop or
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: something like that.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: But I think it's rock, you know?
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe alternative rock, maybe indie?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or maybe pop rock, that's a thing, too.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: Pop rock, yeah.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because what were you listening to, Felipe, or your parents?
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: My parents listened to, like, City del Norte, Juan Gabriel,
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: Vicente Fernandez, Los Relámpagos del Norte, Los Cadetes de los Luminares.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: Rancho shit.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: Rancho shit, dog.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: Yours, Rizzo?
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: It was, like, a lot of pop stuff. My mom
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: would be, like, Italia, Timbiriche.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: Leo Dano.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: Lil Don, it'd be like Los Temerarios.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one too.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: What was it called? Julieta Venegas, shit like that?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: No. She's like newer, but... Oh, shit.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Like pinche... Your mother's a Shakira, huh?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: Lips don't lie.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: See, see, it's crazy because our parents listen to stuff
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: in Spanish. Jakarta's mom listens to Boyz II Men.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, your parents are younger.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 1: No, bro.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: My parents... Oh, I guess so. My mom's... My dad's
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: about to turn 58 today.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, your dad's older than my mom.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but my mom's like... No, imagine. I was like 50,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I think when they came here, they
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: came here in the 90s, and I think Boyz II
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: Men was hot.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: But it's like the Asian thing, right? It's kind of
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: like how Filipinos love karaoke, so they listen to certain shit.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Asians is the same way. Indonesians is the same way. Bro,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: they're like a country away. All Asians love fucking karaoke.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude. Mexicans too, though. Like my mom was.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: I've never seen you guys do karaoke.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, bro?
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: Have you seen Jenny Rivera? Come on, bro. It changes
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: the game, papa. Were you a fan of Jenny Rivera?
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: I listened to her.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: I like Jenny Rivera.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: I love Jenny Rivera.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: She's still alive, right? No. She passed away? She found
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: a plane.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, a plane crash.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: A plane crash, yeah. Jenny Rivera was going to be like,
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: She was a sex symbol pop for the big girls.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, she was nice and thick, man.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: She was in a crossover.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: Can we pull her up, Jenny Rivera? What's up, fool?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a big deal.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: And she did a couple movies, remember?
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: Cocksucker.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: Cocksucker. She was unapologetically herself.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The woman lover.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: Who knows where she would have been?
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: Long Beach.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: What's up, fool?
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: You have shows coming up? Marching Rizzo?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, this Saturday, I'm headlining a nightclub in.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: Glendale, Arizona.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: The place is called, I'll find it right now. And
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: then next week, I'm going to be in Vegas for
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: this convention. A creator Latino thing.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: But look at my page for Phoenix this weekend.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: And then we will be Covina this weekend, Soda, but
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: we'll be in Ontario.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: Ontario Improv. Rizzo, you have to get a new photo
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: for your profile.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. I'm going to be... Oh, the name of
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: the place is called G57 Nightclub.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: G57.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: And then we'll see you guys in Ontario, Salinas, California, Pittsburgh, California.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck are we at, Jakarta?
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: We're going to fucking Texas.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: We're going to McAllen, San Antonio, Long Beach.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: Whataburger, bro. October 8th, people, Bellflower, the stand-up comedy club,
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: two shows, 7 and 10 p.m.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: Shout out my boy, Solter Heels, getting his flowers, baby.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool? I'm at the MGM this weekend, 7
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: o'clock show and 9 o'clock or 10 o'clock show on Saturday.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: When are you leaving?
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving tomorrow, bro.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. We're not leaving from Vegas because I'm
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: being in Vegas for a whole week next week. So
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: maybe you can hang out.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: My mom was a big Beatles fan when she was.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Beatles.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: There you go. She likes the Beatles.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. Was you going to perform at the MGM?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to perform at the MGM at the
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: Copperfield Theater. Now it's a different name.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: Where's that at?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: MGM Theater. MGM Casino.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: Two nights, right?
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: Two nights. Next weekend or this weekend?
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: This weekend.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, what the fuck?
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Vegas. Also, yeah, man.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of people are in Vegas this weekend, bro.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: A lot of people are here.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: That girl, Christina Marini, she's going to be at the
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: Wise Guys in Vegas. Nice. Four shows.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: She's a beast. I met her through your show.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: What's up, Food Podcast, man? Shout out to Duno and
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: fucking Jakarta right here, man, representing. You're performing too, right?
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. I go up after Duno, so we'll see
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: what's up.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Shout out to- MGM Theater, the MGM Grand.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: You go up with me.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: With Duno. Same shit, bitch. Yeah. You couldn't let me
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: have one, bro.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because then you'll be lying.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: That's your first time doing two nights in Vegas, right?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: That's sick, bro.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: Take a picture, eh?
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Jesus Nalgas, bro.