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Best Of 2025: How Poppy Came To Be & I'm A Celeb Announcement · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to two noting Dads. I'm Matty Jay and
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  Speaker 1: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 1: it is the bad and the relatable, and we don't
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  Speaker 1: give advice.
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  Speaker 2: But right now, Ash, were living the good life. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this cocktail is a me. It is delish.
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  Speaker 1: We are currently in the Bahamas with our feed up,
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  Speaker 1: just ashing myself.
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  Speaker 2: We've escaped to kids. Imagine that we're going home. We
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  Speaker 2: are on holidays.
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  Speaker 1: So we've given you guys a best of delight in
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  Speaker 1: this episode, Ash, do you remember pissing on my toilet?
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  Speaker 2: Look, there's no evidence that it was me doing that.
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  Speaker 1: The amount of pissed Laura comes home, it's always like,
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  Speaker 1: what's that smelling? That's not Mesh been here?
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  Speaker 2: I was on You're on I'm a Celeb.
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  Speaker 3: You announced that, and then because of that I got
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  Speaker 3: to do this podcast with your beautiful wife for a
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  Speaker 3: few weeks.
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  Speaker 2: We talked so much shit about you.
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  Speaker 1: This is a bit of an I'm a Celeb hero
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  Speaker 1: episode because then we talk about what it was like when.
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  Speaker 2: I came back from the jungle.
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  Speaker 3: We also talked about that I said, don't have a
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  Speaker 3: third kid, and then in this very same episode, and
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  Speaker 3: what you reveal you have a kid coming.
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  Speaker 2: On the way.
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  Speaker 1: One of our most downloaded episodes was off the back
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  Speaker 1: of a little mistake that was accidental, we revealed BRIT's
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  Speaker 1: wedding in Bali.
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  Speaker 2: It's the equivalent to a nipslip.
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  Speaker 1: We took it out of that episode as quickly as
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  Speaker 1: we could, and we put it back in here in
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  Speaker 1: this episode future reminisce On and Britt. If you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: probably not, but too bad, so enjoy. And we also
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  Speaker 1: talk about how can I forget the birth of dearest
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  Speaker 1: little Poppy Pearl Johnson, my favorite child.
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  Speaker 2: Shall we get into it?
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into it, and then there's all another cocktail.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, please, You've just done something. You've done something
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  Speaker 1: which I was going to bring this up in private,
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  Speaker 1: but then I thought we are running late. I need
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  Speaker 1: to record this episode, of course, or better time than now.
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  Speaker 2: There's no better time. You've pissed on the floor. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You did. I definitely did not.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're a floor pisso d I did not. I
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  Speaker 1: have great control. You went to the toilet, Patty, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't sit. I don't know how you do it,
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  Speaker 1: but you managed to get wi wiz on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I stand by one of us, producer Jess, went to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, came out and said him over there has.
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  Speaker 2: Pissed on the floor. Fucking dare I did not.
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 1: I see what I WII must have had a boner
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  Speaker 1: or something. I don't know what you're doing in that
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  Speaker 1: guilty Yes, dear, I was born. My guy, what have
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  Speaker 1: you got for me? What am I looking at? What's
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  Speaker 1: with the shoes?
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  Speaker 2: I think boots? They boots? My guy, You're a lollipop man,
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  Speaker 2: don't I ash.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to just break the news to you quick
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  Speaker 1: and fast.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way I like it. Laura is pregnant. He
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  Speaker 2: is Laura pregnant? No, oh, thank god, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna say I'm going on a show called you are not.
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  Speaker 2: Shut your fucking mouth right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's called I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this guy is going to be on it.
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  Speaker 2: Just wait. Yes, do you hear that voice? Yes? You
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  Speaker 2: might be wondering. It is God, a new guy was
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  Speaker 2: a woman.
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  Speaker 5: It's just morlly. Here the two doting Dad's producer Maddie,
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  Speaker 5: you are off to the jungle, and one of the
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  Speaker 5: best things to come out of the jungle is the
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  Speaker 5: challenge around the food. Oh god, now it's not just
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  Speaker 5: ordinary food.
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  Speaker 2: It's usually disgusting discussed. I do feel sorry for you.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was.
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  Speaker 5: A good idea to sort of get you warmed up
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  Speaker 5: for it.
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  Speaker 2: You've got two plates.
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  Speaker 5: There, I have two plates here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to the jungle. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: I have two plates now, ash I thought it would
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  Speaker 5: be fun to also join him, just so he's not
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  Speaker 5: alone already?
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  Speaker 2: Can we opt out? Honestly? Bring it over, Jess, bring
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  Speaker 2: it over.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go, Jess our producer. Let's just wind up
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  Speaker 3: her food eating challenge. And I don't like to look
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  Speaker 3: at it walking around with it. Now she dropped it,
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  Speaker 3: and that works for me perfectly. Fine, she's rescued.
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  Speaker 2: It is it?
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  Speaker 1: Life suggests you've given us like a dinosaur egg.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I just this is called a century egg.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, you can't.
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  Speaker 2: All right, guys? Is it boiled or something?
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  Speaker 5: You're supposed to take off the shell and then go
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  Speaker 5: for it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Come on, this is warm up. I can't.
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  Speaker 5: If you can't do this, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Even look at it. Ash have a bite. I have
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  Speaker 2: a bite. I can't bite it.
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  Speaker 1: Bye it Okay, it just smells so bad.
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  Speaker 5: What does it smell like?
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  Speaker 1: Smells like just bad feet, bad feet of that's been decaying, sweating.
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  Speaker 5: Ash always makes out as if he's like the tough guy,
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  Speaker 5: but then you realize that you can't eat a black egg.
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  Speaker 7: Don't it smells like an old pond, you know, like
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  Speaker 7: come across like someone's got an old pond in the background.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, a marine, it's got a marine smell about.
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  Speaker 3: See.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is with these eggs, you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 5: eat it the way that you're about to eat it.
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to slice it.
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  Speaker 5: Up and put it into other things.
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, both of you need to go for it at
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  Speaker 5: the same time.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: doing it. You have to do it. I don't have
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  Speaker 2: to do it as producer. I have free will, Matt.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you don't need to know what it tastes like.
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  Speaker 5: What if it tastes amazed?
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  Speaker 2: It's so salty.
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  Speaker 8: So Matt, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out. You didn't even go for it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So Matt's about to take his bike. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 5: if you can do this, you can do anything. I reckon,
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  Speaker 5: You'll win.
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  Speaker 2: You it go? Oh man. This is a podcast all
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  Speaker 2: about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.
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  Speaker 6: And if you came here for any advice, scram I
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  Speaker 6: don't know, hobit gett here.
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  Speaker 3: This is week two of dealing without Matt, Living without Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, can I talk today? Note?
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  Speaker 6: I do think that we have We are both doing
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  Speaker 6: a particularly good job of it because Matt also is
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  Speaker 6: a very important binding substance, like seamen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about you, Maia.
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  Speaker 6: I think that Matt is the very important glue that
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  Speaker 6: keeps our family together. I just kind of Matt is
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  Speaker 6: the organizer of our household. He's the diary person, he's
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  Speaker 6: the calendar person, he books the appointments that he is
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  Speaker 6: he is the literally.
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  Speaker 4: The binding agent.
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  Speaker 2: All that for me too.
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  Speaker 6: And I just waffed through life and I feel a
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  Speaker 6: little bit scatterbrain at the moment without him and with
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  Speaker 6: him gone really hard.
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  Speaker 2: How many days has it mean?
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  Speaker 6: He's been gone since last Monday, so it's now been
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  Speaker 6: what nine days. Wow, nine days, but hear me out.
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  Speaker 6: I originally thought that it was going to be incredibly
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  Speaker 6: hard without him, And don't get me wrong, I miss
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  Speaker 6: him heaps, I really do. I miss him so much,
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  Speaker 6: and I've enjoyed watching him. There's been some really like
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  Speaker 6: proud moments that I've had of him being on the
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  Speaker 6: show so far. But what I underestimated is how much
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  Speaker 6: time a relationship actually takes. They're coming home from work
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  Speaker 6: and talking about your day to your partner or all
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  Speaker 6: the calls during the day.
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  Speaker 4: So I kind of.
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  Speaker 6: Originally when I thought, oh my god, I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: have to parent without Matt, and then I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: have to work, and it's just all this stuff, I
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  Speaker 6: hadn't factored in how much free time I would have
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  Speaker 6: when I didn't have to have a relationships.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I've never been so productive. I was actually,
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  Speaker 4: it's more efficient.
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  Speaker 6: It's not as filled with love, but it's definitely way
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  Speaker 6: more efficient.
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  Speaker 3: So what you find yourself, you get h well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I suppose you do. You two definitely text and stuff
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  Speaker 3: all day all day. I wouldn't know where she is.
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  Speaker 6: Matt calls me minimum eight times a day, not for
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  Speaker 6: me about you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys also kissing public? What's that about?
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  Speaker 4: We love each other, that is what that is. I
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  Speaker 4: had a question for you.
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  Speaker 6: So Matt and I have been talking quite a bit
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  Speaker 6: about whether or not we want to have a third child.
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  Speaker 6: And I know he's talked about it on this podcast. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: but I don't know your opinion on it.
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  Speaker 3: I know every time it's mentioned, it just skipped over,
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  Speaker 3: like I don't exist.
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  Speaker 6: No, it is like you exist. Because when I talk
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  Speaker 6: to Britt about it, she's he's not thrilled.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not thrilled.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it's really quite weird talking about wanting to have
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  Speaker 6: a third child and not having any of your closest
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  Speaker 6: friends happy.
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  Speaker 3: About thrilled and happy very different. Okay, right, I think
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  Speaker 3: happy about happy for you? I would be sounded like Yoda.
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  Speaker 3: Then happy for you I would be, but not thrilled.
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  Speaker 3: But not thrilled about it because it's logistically already, I've
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  Speaker 3: got Matt and I both like run this podcast. We
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  Speaker 3: both do a lot of parenting. You guys, parents are
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  Speaker 3: we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I forget.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just a best friend to my kids. We do
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  Speaker 3: we you know, and logistically it's like drop offs, pick.
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  Speaker 2: Up you know what it's like. It's like, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: trying to put up. It's just an extra, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but I would.
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  Speaker 3: Be heard and one might call my unborn unborn non
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  Speaker 3: existent child non existent features.
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  Speaker 4: My hypothetical child is a burden.
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  Speaker 6: To both podcasts, but a joy to the world.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get forgotten about.
• 10:49
  Speaker 6: It will be but like you know, it's kind of
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  Speaker 6: the kids will love it, Molly and Lola.
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  Speaker 2: They'll walk it, they'll feed it. Just get another animal.
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  Speaker 4: It'll give them something to be respond before.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know why I think it'd be not meant
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: because you had got the.
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  Speaker 2: Cat and that was that was a nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: The cat has been great. The cat is she's giving back.
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  Speaker 2: Now hey, speaking of substances. Good segue, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, obviously goes to primary school much like
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  Speaker 3: Maley and primary schools schools in general, they have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of outside of school our activities, like he just
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  Speaker 3: went off the top of my head, like pizza and
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  Speaker 3: puzzle night, okay, which is usually like.
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  Speaker 2: Father's Day, right, and I know that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like after hours, right, so it's
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  Speaker 1: like four o'clock sounds sexual.
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  Speaker 3: Pizza and penises pizza pizza and dads penis. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: let me get back on track.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of these things are alcohol free zone, as
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  Speaker 3: you can imagine, because what.
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  Speaker 1: Why no, just just imagining you rocking up.
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  Speaker 2: Did pizza and puzzle with a case of beer? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was pizza puzzle and pizza puzzle?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, very funny. I just know. Sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: know those laugh at you. You're like, you sound like
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  Speaker 2: annoyed and surprised. I try to take my meth pipe
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  Speaker 2: with me again.
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  Speaker 3: You know there are, but they also do events that
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  Speaker 3: are like parents only, like for fundraising.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get through these. Fucking hell, the
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  Speaker 2: parent only ones. Let me come to those on.
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  Speaker 3: Three keys and anyway, so the adults only not Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can help god. Anyway, we went to what they
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  Speaker 3: call a mingle.
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  Speaker 2: This story sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 3: This sounds like a horrible sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Mingles. No, this was this was this was a there
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  Speaker 2: were kids. There were kids on this mingles. Actually bring
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  Speaker 2: one kid anyway.
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  Speaker 3: All of these events are alcohol free, and it begs
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  Speaker 3: the question why, Okay, outside of school hours, this parent.
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  Speaker 2: Mingle was for I can't. I can't look at you,
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  Speaker 2: look at the floor, look at the floor.
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  Speaker 3: I questioned why there's no alcohol? And I found out
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  Speaker 3: that there used to be alcohol at these after school
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  Speaker 3: events like the fundraising ship the parents' nights or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: There used to be until a night last year. Apparently
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  Speaker 3: all the parents got really lit and they ended up
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  Speaker 3: finding alcohol like bottles around the school.
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  Speaker 2: What is wrong with people? I think it's really funny.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with people? Come on, this is just for
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  Speaker 2: the kids. Well they ruined it for all of us. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: we went to the mingle. How drunk were they getting?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they were lit like lis. It was a fundraising
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  Speaker 2: trivia end of year.
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  Speaker 1: And you talk about Western Sydney being bad, the northern
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  Speaker 1: beaches of Sydney a bunch of piss heads.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nothing else to do. We sink piers at schools,
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  Speaker 2: at the school mingles, at the school mingle.
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  Speaker 3: So we went to the Kindi Mingle, which was not
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  Speaker 3: run by the school all right, it's run by some
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  Speaker 3: volunteers and whatever. And it was like P and C whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It might be. And I was like, whatever it may be,
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  Speaker 2: it's the peens.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Friday afternoons, the P and C. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: the event was a why are you Why are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna argue me on the pans?
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about the p and C. I never
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  Speaker 2: heard of them. Well, school has a p and C.
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  Speaker 3: The P and C organized a kindie parent mingle so
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  Speaker 3: you meet the other parents because obviously now we've been
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  Speaker 3: grouped into classes and now get forced to be friends
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  Speaker 3: with people I don't want to be friends with.
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  Speaker 2: Also, all the parents out there, they go to my
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  Speaker 2: kids school. I love you.
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  Speaker 3: I have some friends that we all our kids go
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  Speaker 3: to this to the same school. And I thought, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to go to an alcohol for event on
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  Speaker 3: a Friday, so.
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  Speaker 2: I took a six pack. But the difference is with
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  Speaker 2: the six pack is.
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  Speaker 3: I wrapped all the beers in and in a nappy
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  Speaker 3: like a cooler nodan.
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  Speaker 2: You just look like a fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Weird like a weirdo sniffing nappies.
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  Speaker 2: I don't sniff my beers, bro, I chuggle them. Are
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  Speaker 2: you hiding a beer in a nappy? Yeah? Like that
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  Speaker 2: looks weird, Like you're better off it's going to the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: That's way creepier because the people think I'm doing some
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  Speaker 3: illicit drugs in there.
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  Speaker 1: It don't look any better walking around with like four
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  Speaker 1: nappies in your hand. A nappy guy, how do you
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  Speaker 1: assume I only had four? That is one of the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest scene I have ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the joke's on you because I got away with it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, when we were in the cool corner, so people
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  Speaker 3: were coming over again, what's going on over here?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, nappy beer can? I make a suggestion.
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  Speaker 1: You're better off getting a coke can and getting a
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  Speaker 1: tolley and pouring a tolly into the coke can.
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  Speaker 2: Too much work. You just look weird that you're holding
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  Speaker 2: a dirty nappy. That's funny. That's part of the joke.
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  Speaker 2: But like, don't question me. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It worked up until we were leaving and I had
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  Speaker 3: to empty the bag full of beer cans into the
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  Speaker 3: recycling thing which is full of Like.
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  Speaker 2: So, what do you do a golf drink can? What
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  Speaker 2: do you do with the nappies? Oh, they are in
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  Speaker 2: there too. I'm taking a stand. April is a lucky lady.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just strap it to a child. I'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: let me have a suit. You found something that you
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have.
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  Speaker 1: It's a photo of ultrasound because we're having a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, but I kind of already knew who.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to pull Laura a drink when we when
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  Speaker 3: you return from the jungle, and that drink was denied,
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  Speaker 3: and I had a suspicion.
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  Speaker 2: I had suspicions. I also haven't seen Laura in a while.
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  Speaker 3: Also, yeah, that's probably about it, and I know there's
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  Speaker 3: been talk about it, and I just knew also someone
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  Speaker 3: might have spilled the beans.
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  Speaker 2: Who who. I'm not telling me I know because I'll
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: get in trouble. Just tell me I forced it out
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: of someone? Who give me some ellie? Yeah, did you
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: have her against the wall? Literally that wall? I have
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: her against that wall right there?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Because I said to Laura, I was like, hey, I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: brought some margaritas, the canned and it's look one care
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: it's like two and a half standard drinks. Like I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: trying to get lit here well yet.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: And I was like, do you want to go halves?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: And she was like yeah, yeah, very tentative. And I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: looked over your mum and she was like.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, she's signalings like don't do that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: She's so Because she was so, I was like, do
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: you know what I did? After that?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: I looked at her and I was like, come here,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: and she was like she knew a white straight away
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: that I was going to crack this safe immediately.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you better tell me right what's gone?
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: Did she say she's a terrible liar? And she was like, no,
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: I can't, I can't. That's exactly what she sounds like.
• 18:32
  Speaker 9: Sh I could never. I could never tell you. And
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: I was like, what am gonna do is I'm going
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: to ask you a question. You're going to nod your head.
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: And I was like, is Laura pregnant? And she was
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: like yeah. And I was wondering where she got those
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: bruises from.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry about that, and then I was like I was
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: like fucking okay, all right, I know it and I
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: know it now.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, please don't tell them I
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: told you so.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Congratulations already knew, but congratulates.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: This is going to ruin us financially.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: We were trying before I went into the jungle, just
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: in case you didn't come back or The plan was
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: we said this year twenty twenty five, if we are
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: going to have a third, this will be the year
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: that it happens. Because I'm conscious that Maley and Lola
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: really close together. They're about eighteen months. We're now Lola's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: just turned four, and I was like, if it doesn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: happen this year.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: You know, it's a big gap. It's a big gap. Also,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: it's like accidental gap. They were like, oh, it must
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: have been. Actually, it's like.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: It's a bit of a double edged sword in that great
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: because Marley, I guess, the older she comes, the older
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: she turns, the more capable she is as a second
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: third parent the main parent, which is great. But then
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: we were like, we don't want you with that third
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: child to still be friends with Mary and Lola.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And the third child always gets forgotten about it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: They do, don't they you're the third Oh yeah, like
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: you know exactly how how I turned out. Well, we
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: said we're going to try, and we're kind of even said,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: we're like, if it doesn't happen before the jungle, like
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: by the time I come back, it's going to be February,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you know. And then like you know, for those who
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: don't know, it takes nine months for a baby to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: grow in a woman's body. Then we're like, oh, that
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: it's pushing in the two thousand and twenty six.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're kind of like have a summer baby,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: like immediately, you know, like October.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It's still's close, but so and I said to Laura,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: if I make it to the end of the jungle,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, fucking tell me, Like if you get
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: if you'll find out you're pregnant whilst I'm away when
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you come on the show, like tell me, right. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: then obviously she didn't tell me, and then I kind
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: of didn't. It wasn't like front of mine. But we
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: came back from the jungle and I was like, oh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: You're not pregnant, and she was like nah, I was thinking.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: About it and probably like not the wisest thing for
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: us to do, right, We're in a really good position
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, do you know what you know?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I was like this, you're probably right, Like what were
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we thinking trying to have a third mass?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Pretty crazy? She goes, oh, someone gave me a.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Scratchy and you scratch it, and I was like, oh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: a little scratch scratching. Sure, So I'm scratching it. And
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: it was a really bad quality scratchy, like it was
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: at a coin and as I was scratching off the
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: top layer, it would then take that first layer off,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and then when you went to reveal like what's printed underneath,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: it was taking the print off as well, and.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is I was like, and I was.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: It was one of those hard ones when I was
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: trying to figure it out, like it was like match
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: four of these icons, and if you get two of
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: this one, it means you get that one on the
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: first right, which underneath that one there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Is that how you get pregnant. Do the scratchy. So
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I'm scratching and I'm like this is shit, throw it out.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And then she's like keep on scratching.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: And then it was like fifteen icons and then then
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: like a little tiny bottom right when it said you're
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: having a baby, and.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, where's the money?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And then I was like I was very confused, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: also I was in the mindset.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Of like do we want to have a third? Yeah?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: You were like talking yourself out of it. We were
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: we were.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Straddling both sides of the party. Was now visuals one hand.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: We were like, it'll be amazing to have three kids.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I grew up was one of five. Imagine
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: when we're older having a house full of three children.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: And their partner's beautiful. But then on the other hand,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we're kind of like out of the trenches.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you like you're talking now. I don't want to
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: sound please, you're talking now.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Back to Basina, back to don't we don't use nappies
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: in the house anymore.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: We don't use the pram anymore.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my pram is covered in cobwebs. I looked at
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: it the other day and it was looking back.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: At me like, yeah, where now.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I spoke to someone who has a newborn, and I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: was like, what's it like, I've forgotten. I've forgotten all
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: those years of what it's what it's going.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Having a third kid. I knew you would. I knew
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: it was going to happen. I just did I thought
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: maybe I did. I did try. I try.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I put forward the case to not bring the kids
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to Bali. Yeah, if you're going for special code, going
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: for its wedding over.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: In Bali, I think I think that's public. I think's plicit.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: This would be out while time's over.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually will be congratulations the wedding, not the marriage.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: So I tried to because you're not allowed kids at
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: the wedding Okay, that's a rule.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a fair rule.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: And I thought to Laura like, hey, what's the point,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: And you know, why bring the kids where we can't
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: be with him? Because you've got to be at the wedding.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Why don't I just come over not for a full week,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: but instead I'll just come over for three. And I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that's boom smash, run into the wedding, get the wedding done,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: do the recovery, will fly straight back. So it means
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that Nane has got the kids back in Sydney, means
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: we can have a bit of just your me time.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: That's lovely. I think she was well thought out. Consider
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: it also means I don't have to fly with the
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: kids solo.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Oh six economy, economy, economy, Yeah, yep, I'm going to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Balle without kids.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Just ye must be real life. And she was like no,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I just I want to see the kids so badly.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Don't go.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Then, shit, how nervous are you about childbirth? It is
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: absolutely horrific what women have to go through.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, thank you, it is at times.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: But also I am having an epidural and I did
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: speak to my obstrition. I was like because when I
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: had it last time, they told me that I had
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: to be an establish labor in order to have the epidural,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: which you know when you've been induced, inductions can be
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: a lot more intense.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: With labor, and it was awful. I was like, why
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: do I have.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: To Why do I have to experience this absolute horror
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: show and then have the epidural And I was speaking
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: to my obstric he was like, oh, you can have
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: the epidural straight away if you want to this time. Now,
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: I'm going to arrive in the car park, go upstairs
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: and be like every driol first and then break my
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: speaking to your sister. And Kate had the same thing done.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: So I'm not I'm actually not.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: I'm not scared of the birth part, like it feels
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: like I'm about to run a marathon. But I think
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: because I'm so uncomfortable at this point, like I honestly
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: feel like I'm a whale on land that's trying to walk,
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: that I'm quite happy about going through the birthing part.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: And also there's this weird sick thing that happens because
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: you have such a dope, mean rush afterwards that it's
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: like it's like you want it like, it's like exciting,
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: It's like an addict another baby.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: How are we feeling about Poppy versus Penny?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm still I'm still team Poppy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah you too, tea part for other reasons, Popsicle, don't
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: you like? Why don't like Penny?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I've got a wager with my wife that's Poppy and
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: if it's not, I've got to do a gym class
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: with her.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And that's my start.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And April is very fit, right, just want to call
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: it a different just so essentially.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: She wants to sign me up for high Rocks or whatever.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: If I high rocks, my public floor could never no
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: me neither.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Either, Just like who's going to be in the room with.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Us, Alicia? And you sorry, oh my gosh, not invited.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't even touch my stomach, let alone look.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: At the.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Help there, so you also are not a great deal
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: of help. That's why I wow, Just don't look no,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: because Matt doesn't. He doesn't like looking down the party
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: and I wouldn't. And he also doesn't want to cut
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: the umbilical cord. And he gets quite hungry very often,
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: so he has to go out for snacks.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: He does get it's really hungry.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: So that's where my sister is going to be there
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: because she'll either do the sandwich run I could guy.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: And then often Matt wants to film content around all
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: the things you shouldn't say in labor, so like quite
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: often we're in the labor theater stood, but I want to.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Come to that. I want to go to that one.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: But don't you think when you think about the two
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: berths that we've had together so far, like Maley and
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Lola so far, sorry, well, there was like chalk and cheese,
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Like Marley was kind of really stressful, and then Loolas
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: were so easy. We were, if anything, we were trying
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: to find things to pass the time with because I
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: had been in I had the.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: EPI drew, I couldn't feel anything.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: I wasn't in pain, and we were just like waiting
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: for eight hours for this baby to come and we're
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: having a great time.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Sounds good, So more feeling of content mixed. There's mixed
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: signals going on here. So I'm not invited.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Do you want to come?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I fainted in enduring an epidural, so I definitely don't
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: want to come.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I'm getting kicked, so bad right now.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll try and hurry this up.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Speaking of things that you shouldn't say during childbirth, I
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: thought we should do a little segment which we call
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Things you Shouldn't Say to a pregnant woman Creative.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I love the name of it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Could we start with you, if is there any that
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: spring to my if this is your third pregnancy, that
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: you're like this one just comes straight at me.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Every single day someone says to me, Wow, it's gone
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: so fast.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: For you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you for six.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Months, has gone quick.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Though it has gone quick, you're also not here for
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: the whole first time mester. So yeah, everyone always says like,
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: wow that this pregicey has gone fast, and it feels
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: like it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Could not have gone slow for me. Yeah, that's like
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: especially the last week.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those ones where you don't yeah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: you don't know that that's the wrong things because he's like, oh,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: just time's gone far. You're sort of going you're sort
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: of calling out time here, calling out like totally.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: But when it's gone like especially the last couple of
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: weeks have gone so incredibly slow, it's just yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I've got one go. Are you ready for your life
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: to be over.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Which is also not true.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: God morbid?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Or are you ready to never sleep again? Is that
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: also not true?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Otherwise if it was true, people wouldn't go back for
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: a third kid, Like, we know what we've done. We've
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: done it before twice, so I don't I don't.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Subscribe to that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Having kids, we don't subscribe to any of this. Let's
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: just put that out there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: I think there's a very obvious one, which is wow,
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: you look huge, which is a real fan favorite.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: That's a classic. I've done that one.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I've also done.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I did that one to a friend of mine before
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: having kids myself, because at the time I was in
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: my early twenties and I just expected that it was
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: a normal thing that pregnant people should be huge, and.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Therefore it wasn't an insult to tell them that they are.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I was very wrong. No offense to the pregnant women
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: out there. You are fucking huge.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I do hope you that I gets.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Edited out that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: In contrast to that, when people say, are you sure
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you're eating enough?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: It's not that big.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not that big.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: One is also weird because then you worry that there's
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: something wrong.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: So on the like on the converse side.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: You know, just like you don't.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I often get you look the same, like your arms
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: and legs are the same, you just have like a belly.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: And then it gives me visions of just like like
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: an elderly man with a pot belly, like skinny arms
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: and legs.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes me feel weird because I'm so aroused.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I got one here, I go on here, And this
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: one's a little bit triggering. It's kind of like someone
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: says what you can and can't eat. So for example,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: if you're eating something and it's like, oh, you really
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: shouldn't eat that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah of a fox, you get that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: A lot, and everyone seems to know, and it's always
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: something different, like you're like, oh it was that whole leg.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: No, I have been look, I mean we've made it
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: this fast. I think I can admit to it. I've
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: been really lacked. This pregnancy I.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Have smoking has been so you're smoking out like.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: My number one craving.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: This pregnancy has been ham and you're not meant to
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: eat hair, but I've eaten hand.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: It's like a stable part of my diet is pregnancy.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Child will be half pigs.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Also I'm supposed to eat oysters, but anytime we've been
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: to a nice restaurant, I'm like, get a dozen, just
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: go for it. And it doesn't for me, but you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: you know that you're gonna get the judging eyes.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Oh you do.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: And I feel like with each pregnancy, I've gotten more relaxed.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: There's another one as well, which I've got here, is
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: you don't even look pregnant, which is sort of like
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: they're trying to be nice.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: It's kind of nice.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of nice, but then it also discounts
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: how much you've gone through up until that point, because
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: it's like, well, if.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I don't look at I very much, am fucking pregnant.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: And I feel like, yeah, I feel it regardless.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Yes, I also think kids are very humbling because kids
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: don't have a they don't have the ability to hold back.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: So Mally and Lula have offended me many times. Yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: well not even accidentally. They just say what they're thinking
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: and it is a truth. But it doesn't need to
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: be said, like mom, you've got a fat bum.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Like why does your vagina look like that?
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: And they be like because I'm pregnant, sweetheart, Like just
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: get out of the shower, like, get out of the bathroom.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: So we're in the park recently and Mali was just
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: telling everyone.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: That I have purple boobs.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Just was walking around the park being like mine, mom's
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: got purple boobs. And what she meant is your nipples
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: go dark during pregnancy, but obviously didn't have the vocab
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: to explain it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: That goes a different care.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Ariola, I was expecting you to call it aola
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: So Ariola was a Disney princess, but that's Ariel.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, see the confusion. Very Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: So she told everyone, yeah, my nipples are purple, my
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: boobs are purple.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: They're not totally pert They're actually pretty purple.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: This is a child friend the show man.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Just let's let's give Laura arrest.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I don't think about the weird pregnancy things that happened.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: She needs a break, excellance.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: That's a big one.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: What about when someone just asks, like a random ass,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: if they can touch a belly too much.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Depends on who it is.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Dragon, it's me tried.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: To make Ash touch my stomach and he was so
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: grossed out by it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: You, yeah, it was. It was surprising how much upset you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: That's because I got c stick through it through taps pregnancies. No, Laura,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I know you you are.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You've had a lot on today. We've dragged into the podcast.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: It was meant to be a quick chat. It's now
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: become a long chat. Sorry about that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: You need to pack for tomorrow. We haven't wonder I've
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: got really.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Quick in the bag, the hospital bag I.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Saw I saw the other on your story. You looked
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: very uncomfortable, very tired what they're doing. You were just
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: you were just ready for the baby to come out.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: That's what you What story was it?
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Because I might have reminded by the time, so now
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: I was reading me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I responded to it and said, I hope you're feeling okay, mate,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Left on red You left me.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: On the story. I don't know, but I can get
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: your because I want to notice, damn it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: But it says I hope you're feeling okay mate, thinking
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: of you or something like that, and you left me
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: on scene also pregnant.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Also, also I was exhausted.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Producer has followed you for a while, no follow back
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: on social media.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Jess.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Also, do you know what I don't use social media
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: apart from for work.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Oh god, now I've heard it all.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I have.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Laura, thank you for jumping on.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please we would love it
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: if you shared it with a friend. Tell your mom,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: tell your kids, tell you I thought.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You were telling Laura that, tell your dog.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Tear friends and shad a love here tomorrow morning. Just
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: so you guys do know the timetable. We wake up,
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: I call the hospital at six am yep, and then
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: we take all the to daycare, or Kate takes all
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: the day care. We drop Molly at school and we
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: go straight to the hospital, so we're there from eight
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: thirty am tomorrow.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Check on. It's like checking in.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: And when April had her last sections planned, it was
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: like checking into our hotel.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous, are you? Yeah?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because it's a fucking big deal.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about going to number three?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I mean we're just about to wrap the podcast.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Sorry, but I feel like you're actually being honest about
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: it for once.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: No. Wow, I'm just see myself.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm just I don't know
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: what we're going to get this baby was a child
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: as a child explains to be an easy child, a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: hard child. I mean, what's it going to do for us?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Probably nothing? It's a baby.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: What do you want this sentence? I'm so excited.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I just I just been to us or for I
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: just think if we get a tricky baby, it's going
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to be months of hell.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm ready for that. Sucked in. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: think that's it. I think that's everything.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: All right, we're best of for me to you, best of,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: like to both of you. Tomorrow, I will be thinking
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I won't message you because we'll write back to you.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I just need to say I am excited. I am excited.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: How to put.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: People like? He has been very I'm just I'm just
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous for you. I'm like, holy ship, this is
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: a big deal. It's a lot of mixed emotions. Let's
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: go with mixed emotions. But he has been very excited
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: for last six months.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I get it. I get it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you gosh. All right, good bye, We are there.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: If you enjoyed this episode.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Even though we're on holidays, we still read the comments.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: That's all we do on holidays every day.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: We're just sitting in a dark room right now watching
• 36:26
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• 36:30
  Speaker 1: from you guys.
• 36:30
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• 36:35
  Speaker 2: See you there, Bye.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 36:47
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• 36:50
  Speaker 3: people's today.
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  Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land