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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The dude to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
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  Speaker 1: is it lies the Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today
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  Speaker 1: is April to twenty fourth, twenty twenty sixth, and today,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, is Friday. Yeah, joy, well it was whatdy?
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  Speaker 1: That's great gory? What are you hail? We got Menace,
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  Speaker 1: hi Jini grad is here, We got Sea Bass, we
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  Speaker 1: got Sammy Morgan is out this weekend. She's got her
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  Speaker 1: fight tomorrow. Very exciting. Dumbass Tyler is here, We got Vaughn,
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  Speaker 1: we got Menji, we got bored. It is Friday.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Wooded Show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Just gotta get through this
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  Speaker 1: little part of the morning and then we can move
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  Speaker 1: on through the date and I can quickly into the
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  Speaker 1: weekend Friday check ins on the text over to two
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  Speaker 1: to ninety seven, tell us who you are, and then
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  Speaker 1: where around town you're listening to the what is you show?
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  Speaker 1: Any kind of exciting weekend plans? Got whatever you want
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  Speaker 1: to mention anything anyone cool, including with your check in
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  Speaker 1: info over to two to nine eight seven. We got
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  Speaker 1: the Friday fails stories got the dumbass contest, which would
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  Speaker 1: be the d U y Q Coming up today here
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  Speaker 1: on the Woody Show. Uh, let's see, how about a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of wood is show food news. Yeahs stars
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  Speaker 1: food is Burger King and here you go, bort and
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  Speaker 1: attention all the other dorks out there. The new Star
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  Speaker 1: Wars movie, The Mandalorian and Grogu gonna be in theaters
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty second. So Burger King has a new
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars theme menu. Wha yeah, coming up on Star Wars.
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  Speaker 1: May the fourth be with you? Yeah, there it is.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas where this well, it's gonna debut on May the
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  Speaker 1: fourth be with you. Ye's America. Yeah, so they have
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  Speaker 1: first the Barbecue Bounty whopper. Okay, so a quarter pound
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  Speaker 1: patty with all the stuff you know, let us tomat
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  Speaker 1: a pickle, bacon, Swiss cheese, top of the creamy Bounty
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  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, creamy ser helmet shaped cartoon inspired by their
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  Speaker 1: gallery top Bounty. That's yeah. So yeah, you get this
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  Speaker 1: helmet shaped cartan thing, put the cartoon on it, and
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  Speaker 1: we need to do more waste. You've got the gro
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  Speaker 1: goo garlic chicken fries. Well, white meat chicken fries tossed
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  Speaker 1: in the parmesan garlic, served in the Grogu themed carton,
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  Speaker 1: along with the side of the garlic dipping sauce. Love
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  Speaker 1: it well, chicken fries are dry, but this sauce my health.
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  Speaker 1: The Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots unnecessary crispy tater tots filled
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  Speaker 1: with melted cheddar and seasoned with ranch in an Imperial
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  Speaker 1: themed carton.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: You got the gro Goo Blue Cookie Shake. Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: crushed vanilla soft served blended with the Blue Sugar Cookie
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  Speaker 1: syrup and topped off with some crushed blue cookies. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then you get four collectible cups. So when you
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  Speaker 1: purchase any these items, you get a Bounty Bundle. I
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  Speaker 1: would keep those for life. A special box can take
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  Speaker 1: all four Star Wars inspired menus menu items. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Barbecue Bounty Wopper combo, twelve piece Grogu Chicken Fry Combo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So so there, I told you. I went to the
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  Speaker 1: oddest burger King last week where it didn't have the
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  Speaker 1: bur King logo. It just had burger King in text
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  Speaker 1: like all around the building. It wasn't a new sign
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't in the burger King font like it
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  Speaker 1: just said yeah, and I'm like, is this some other
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  Speaker 1: burger place? Like like they're trying out a new love
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  Speaker 1: got hit by a tornado? There was one because there
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  Speaker 1: was what are you going to talk about? There was
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  Speaker 1: a fast food place. It was in Pittsburgh. It was
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  Speaker 1: already called Burger King, it was already called whatever. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember what the what the what the restaurant was,
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  Speaker 1: but they they were a franchise and then they lost
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  Speaker 1: their franchise and so it still looked like it was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like one of the official stores, but it wasn't,
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  Speaker 1: and they were doing things slightly different. Did they take
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  Speaker 1: the sign off? I think it's now bad. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's just like because because there was so much confusion,
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  Speaker 1: I think that the corporate store, like the corporate you
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  Speaker 1: know offices, they took it back over.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what the story was behind it,
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  Speaker 1: but but yeah I was because I did go through
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  Speaker 1: the drive through and it was a normal were you
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  Speaker 1: in a different country show? Food News lays they are
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  Speaker 1: introducing two new flavors and they're bringing back a third.
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  Speaker 1: The first flavor is French onion soup. That's they're putting
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  Speaker 1: that as part of their wavy bread. The other new
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  Speaker 1: one is the Brazilian style garlic sauce, that Hili style.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a taste of garlic butter and
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  Speaker 1: then the taste of Swiss and cheddar cheese. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the returning flavor is none other than Chimmyturi steak.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, that's the Chimmyury Chimney cheerios Chimmy curios, which
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  Speaker 5: that was introduced for a limited time last year.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I got the other day, I was
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  Speaker 6: at a hotel and I was hungry, and I just
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  Speaker 6: went to the gift shop and got a bag of ruffles,
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  Speaker 6: just plain flavor. Hadn't had those in ages boring a
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  Speaker 6: f Well, yeah, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Just salty, so good. Then you can always just boring.
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  Speaker 7: I just remember like a kid in ruffles. And then
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  Speaker 7: they had that onion dip that.
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  Speaker 1: Was so good. I do like that on the French
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  Speaker 1: onion dip. Yeah, it's like kind of brownish. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: make it so good. By the way, what are you
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  Speaker 1: doing at a hotel, greg, sexual? I was at a
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  Speaker 1: sexual conference. Yeah. I didn't hear about this hotel that kind.
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  Speaker 1: It was a hotel getting and I saw that ble
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  Speaker 1: your eye and I knew you were banging. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it on Instagram the show, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: little naw Zac says that he is ninety nine percent gay.
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  Speaker 6: Greg Oh, that's got a little chance to go back.
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  Speaker 1: But I quote something happens with a woman, you know,
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  Speaker 1: which is what Greg his partner Mario with all the
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  Speaker 1: I'll change teams with a heartbeat, That's what he said
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  Speaker 1: about ninety Let's see the Miami Vice reboot with Michael B.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan and Austin Butler is going to be called Miami
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  Speaker 1: Vice eighty five if anybody cares. Not really the four
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  Speaker 1: K collection of all eight seasons of Game of Thrones
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  Speaker 1: coming out in November, that'll run you one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty bucks unnecessary. In that new Netflix Hulk Hogan documentary,
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  Speaker 1: Hulk admits that he had a gun in his mouth
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  Speaker 1: and considered pulling the trigger at his lowest point. That
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  Speaker 1: was that was after his devorce divorce from Linda.
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  Speaker 7: Why because he lost together.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you got Gina grad Well, a couple of things.
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  Speaker 8: You know, that iconic white glove of Michael Jackson's that's
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  Speaker 8: going to hit the auction block.
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  Speaker 1: It's expected, of course, to get big money, and.
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  Speaker 8: It's one of the signature rhyinestone gloves that dates back
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  Speaker 8: to nineteen eighty four. The only problem is authenticators are
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  Speaker 8: split whether he actually used it on stage or whether
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  Speaker 8: it was never you know, the hero gloves probably like,
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  Speaker 8: oh yeah, at least nevertheless, the auction is live now.
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  Speaker 8: It goes through April thirtieth, and it's already at about
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  Speaker 8: fifty thousand bucks. And speaking of Michael, you know the
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  Speaker 8: new movie, the new Michael Jackson movie. Well, the actress
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  Speaker 8: Kat Graham she at least played Diana Ross, whether we
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  Speaker 8: saw it or not. She said that all of her
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  Speaker 8: scenes were cut for legal reasons, which is likely tied
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  Speaker 8: to the parts of the story involving allegations against Michael
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  Speaker 8: Jackson later in his life. And she said the filmmakers
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  Speaker 8: did their best to tell the story, but some changes
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  Speaker 8: had to be made. Her role didn't make the final cut.
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  Speaker 8: And that makes me wonder, like, how is Diana Ross
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  Speaker 8: involved in the controversy?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we'll never know.
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  Speaker 8: The movie actually went to Ross, right, Well, the movie
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  Speaker 8: went through tons of reshoots and they had to redo
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  Speaker 8: the ending after all this stuff got flagged by lawyers,
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  Speaker 8: so uh yeah, maybe that has to do with it
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  Speaker 8: not getting a great score on rotomatoes.
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  Speaker 1: You would think, why do the reshoots? You would think
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  Speaker 1: that they would have sent the scripts to all the
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  Speaker 1: lawyers so they can go through it. Like they waste
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  Speaker 1: so much.
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  Speaker 5: Time and money, tens of millions of dollars, and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: we should have checked.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, is it true that Michael Jackson estate paid
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  Speaker 1: for the shoots? I thought they did his family. The
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  Speaker 1: new poster for Scary Movie six is spoofing the Michael
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  Speaker 1: Jackson by see that check that out? Menace? What you got?
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  Speaker 7: Did you see this sea bass in Atlanta that they're
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  Speaker 7: shooting the New Superman And it's near our prison and
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  Speaker 7: all the prisoners are getting upset because it's changing their
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  Speaker 7: hours on when they can go.
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  Speaker 1: Out a long time.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they in their cells longer, don't and they're all
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  Speaker 7: heck of mad about it.
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  Speaker 1: They're mad. That's all they have to look for. They
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  Speaker 1: don't do anything, uh violence.
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  Speaker 6: So like instead of going out into the yard for
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  Speaker 6: one hour at like noon, yea.
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  Speaker 1: The hours are all changed. And the said about it.
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  Speaker 1: They do love her too.
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  Speaker 7: I am so so this is for the the second
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  Speaker 7: Superman with James Gunn, who I absolutely love.
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  Speaker 1: I think he like kills it when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 7: And it's gonna come after Supergirl, which I'm really excited for.
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  Speaker 1: So are you Supergirl? You're excited for Supergirl and this
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  Speaker 1: is excited Supergirl because what's got you so geeked about Supergirl?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 7: This, this Supergirl is all about like partying and getting down.
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  Speaker 7: So she's gonna be like partying through through the universe.
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  Speaker 7: Really yeah, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Really it is. She had a
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  Speaker 1: group of gay friends, like she flies around. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's gonna go like she's pretty much like on
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  Speaker 7: a wreck loose and she gets some dw like she
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  Speaker 7: hits up like night flying.
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  Speaker 1: She hits up like nightclubs around the galaxy. It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: What's the drama, what's the villain? I think it's like
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  Speaker 1: one of her friends, her one of her friends gets
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  Speaker 1: taken so around the Union yea, yeah, that's why I
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  Speaker 1: like it. He just flies around you like getting drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I'm not getting space drunk. Yeah, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to imagine it right now. So sweet, there's a there
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  Speaker 1: was a trailer just came out for that new Coyote
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  Speaker 1: Versus Acme. Oh yeah, that they've been sitting on for
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  Speaker 1: how many years that they're doing? Hold on, I have
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  Speaker 1: a little clip with have you been horribly injured by
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  Speaker 1: a product made by the Acme Corporation.
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  Speaker 6: Name of the case is Coyote versus a wily coyote?
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  Speaker 1: He works and all of his injuries are self inflicted.
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  Speaker 1: You've been suddening ACME cases for years. This is your
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to really show people what you're capable of. These
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  Speaker 1: companies think they can do whatever they want.
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  Speaker 5: What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's like a hybrid of live action and animation.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of Loony Tunes characters obviously in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be out in theaters on August the twenty.
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  Speaker 5: I just heard Will Forte and John Cena and that
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  Speaker 5: that movie with those two guys did not get released.
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  Speaker 7: That I can say, Sheldon, I thought for like tax
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  Speaker 7: purposes or to for write off.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but like right, I was going to be more
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  Speaker 1: beneficial to take the loss. Yeah, that's that's again, but
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  Speaker 1: right off. Still that's not free money, right, that's still
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  Speaker 1: costs Yeah, true, true, uh, Greggory, what you got?
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  Speaker 6: I got love for Nicki Glazer. First of all, she
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  Speaker 6: just rules as a comedian and she was on with
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  Speaker 6: Kelly and Mark and they asked her, what was it
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  Speaker 6: like to film your new special Good Girl in your
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  Speaker 6: hometown of Saint Louis, And Nikki said, I live in St.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, she moved.
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  Speaker 6: She left LA went back to Saint Louis, her home city,
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  Speaker 6: and she said that she did the special in front
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  Speaker 6: of friends from high school, her plates class, her self
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  Speaker 6: Tanning lady, and then she said, I guess my childhood
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  Speaker 6: Dennis knows all about my sex life now. And then
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  Speaker 6: on living in Saint Louis instead of l A, she said,
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  Speaker 6: here it just feels more relaxed and I get to
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  Speaker 6: what's important, having a good time and going out to eat,
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  Speaker 6: and she said that she's focusing on hanging out with
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  Speaker 6: her family, and she said that Saint Louis is a
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  Speaker 6: town where what podcast you have, what party you're going to,
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  Speaker 6: what red carpet you're attending, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Yeah, yeah, so many more at home. There's
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  Speaker 1: and comedians. I've done that pretty funny leading outo DiCaprio
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  Speaker 1: sent her three baskets of pasta after she joked about
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  Speaker 1: his label Pasta the Golden Globes yeap, and Nicki says,
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  Speaker 1: quote part of me was like, does Leo want to smash?
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  Speaker 1: But the type of girl he goes for, he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: send pasta to way too old and model type. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they don't need Yeah, all right, eight seven seven forty four?
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  Speaker 1: What is the phone number? Sent us a text over
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  Speaker 1: to two to nine eight sevens check in on the
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  Speaker 1: birthdays here on this Friday, So we got more empisdes
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  Speaker 1: those show this shivery, it shiver.
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  Speaker 2: We won't sit.
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  Speaker 1: It's shiver and you know we don't. And we'll start
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  Speaker 1: with the celebrities as always. Happy birthday to Kelly Clarkson,
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  Speaker 1: who is forty four today, Bob or streisand a Bob
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  Speaker 1: Streisand's eighty four. Centric the Entertainer is sixty two. Tyson Ritter,
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  Speaker 1: the lead singer for All American Rejects, is forty two.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see you got Let's see what else do we
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  Speaker 1: know on there? Melinda Clark, who was on the O C.
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  Speaker 1: She was Julie Cooper Nicol like that remember like the
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  Speaker 1: snobby Yeah, she's also on CSI fifty seven. Oh old
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  Speaker 1: timey Oscar winning actress Shirley McLain in her nineties, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ninety two years old? Yeah, girl, is it? Jaimon Hansu, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Shazam The Fisherman King and Aquaman. He was in both
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  Speaker 1: Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain Marble sixty two years
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  Speaker 1: old today, And then your porn of her birth day
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  Speaker 1: is Carter Cruz in today's Birthday Girl. She's polished more
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  Speaker 1: knobs than a high end kitchen. Remind five eighty five
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  Speaker 1: fine films, including My Whole Hurts. Yeah, she was in
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  Speaker 1: Pumpkin Spice, Slut Cool, also Squirt Gun Sex Party. She
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  Speaker 1: was in the Art of Lesbian Anal Nice, also Cruel
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  Speaker 1: Edging Games. She was fantastic and butt plugged and whipped.
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  Speaker 1: She was in Musical Holes Volume one and who can
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  Speaker 1: Forget Her? Unforgettab role And Carter Cruz has a delectable
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  Speaker 1: butthole and we should bring her up with I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: this last time.
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  Speaker 5: She was the DJ on the Birth Crusher Cruise. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: she's a DJ as well. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's expanding into different areasing. Yeah, that's Carter Cruz,
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  Speaker 1: who's thirty five years old today and met chiporna birthday,
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  Speaker 1: your celebrity birthdays and that a Friday look around what's
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  Speaker 1: happening in the world of entertainment here with the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: We had that porn on birthday chick who was in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of b hole titled Yeah It's all about
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  Speaker 1: the butt. Yeah, but did you know this is a
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  Speaker 1: fun fact. Gina Grada mentioned something about this, so you
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  Speaker 1: can talk more about it. Did you know that butt
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  Speaker 1: load is a real unit of measurements? Yeah it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a real thing. Yeah, it's real.
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  Speaker 8: It originated from medieval English wine and it says a
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  Speaker 8: butt was a large wooden barrel or cask. So a
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  Speaker 8: standard butt generally equated to one hundred and twenty six
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  Speaker 8: to one hundred and thirty gallons of liquid, So that
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  Speaker 8: is a button a BUTTL thirty gallons is a buttload.
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  Speaker 1: How many buttloads do you have? Greg? I lost count?
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  Speaker 1: How many buttloads can you consume? Well? Then, and then
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you have to ask some former lovers about.
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  Speaker 6: The thing you take off the barrel, that little round part,
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  Speaker 6: and then you put the I don't know what that's
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  Speaker 6: called the turkey based in to take them out to
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  Speaker 6: test it.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. The hole that is true. Greg wants to
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  Speaker 1: know should he be the A hole? Yes? Should I
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  Speaker 1: be the a hole? He's got some neighbors that you know, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: it's neighbor. Maybe you'll agree with me. Hopefully you will,
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  Speaker 1: because you hate as much as I do people that
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  Speaker 1: are one dimensional and all they do is talk politics.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, So to get to my condo, there's like
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  Speaker 6: this little walkway and there's condos on each side, like
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  Speaker 6: I want to say six on each side. So you're
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  Speaker 6: walking down a pathway. The only people walking down that
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  Speaker 6: pathway are people who live there. There are only two
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  Speaker 6: full time residents and the rest are like kind of
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  Speaker 6: part time residents. And now the trend is putting political
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  Speaker 6: signs in the windows facing outward, like.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Why are you doing this?
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  Speaker 6: It's like, you know, no war in Iran kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 6: like just random political stuff, whether you agree with the
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  Speaker 6: sentiment or not. Is that what you want to see
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  Speaker 6: when you're going home? And is that what the one
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  Speaker 6: lady Amy who lives there full time wants to look at?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe she does, But should I just say something at
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  Speaker 6: the next meeting and just be like why are people
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  Speaker 6: putting up political signs?
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  Speaker 1: So can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had stories before about where there's a guy
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  Speaker 1: in his own home and he's like in front of
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  Speaker 1: the window naked, and people go, well, and I totally
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  Speaker 1: support him, Yeah you support him. Well there's yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: there's kids out here, Well don't look, don't look? Yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: So would that also apply to you? Like that you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: don't want to see you don't want to see the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: political signs, of which I agree, I don't care to
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: see them either.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Right, to me, the political signs worse than somebody naked
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: with their curtains open, Like it's so, well, who are
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: you doing this for?
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: I think that's a completely different argument. This is a
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: permanent aesthetic of the building, which do you have an
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: h A for?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's permanent. Well, pretty much like they're coming in
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and out of the window. I see what you're saying,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: can out too long? But how long is like how
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: long is that going to stay up? Honestly? Like people forever?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And then she changes them too. Oh, so she iss
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: not like she forgot.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: About no, and she's making these by hand and she's
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: like seventy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: But Greg, this is gut check time, because I want
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: to keep you intellectually honest, and I do think you
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: will be, and I think I know the answer. Let's
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: just say, because I don't know you know where you
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: stand on what I.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Know what you're going to ask.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: If it was you hardcore Mega agreed with.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: I've asked myself that same question. I would totally be
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: against it as well.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I thought you I believe because it's ugly. It's ugly,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: it's stupid, it's pointless. I said, heye doesn't have a
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: home here, love lives here. Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: One of them said something like, I'm not a protester.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: I'm a patriot and I pay my mother f and taxes.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: There's swear words in it, like the kids could see that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just the old lady being becoming a grump. Yes,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: well yeah, are the rules of quickly? Dude?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Well, could she put up like you know, I'm taking
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: like apartments like a pot leaf banner?
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: No, because they have a certain color that you have
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: to have your front door in. They have certain window
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: hangings that you can have like for curtains.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Certain answer then to be fair and this, you know,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: forget the politics for a second. Yeah, Greg complains about
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of things that the other neighbors do, the
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: garbage cans, and you try to help them out with
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: stickers on change, Yeah, to get the neighbors to put
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: the garbage cans away and out of sight. Like, there's
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of things that Greg would like prefer as
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: far as normal. I don't park your car in your
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: own driveway garage. It's got to be in the garage
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: otherwise I don't like that. Yeah, Greg, Greg's got a
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: lot of quote rules.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: I do like things athetically pleasing. So should I say
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: something or am I just going to cause problem?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: No?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I think you should say something.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: The meaning if there's a window covering rule, then that's
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: this clearly falls in line with that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, because we have have what they call an owner's meeting,
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Like they have board meetings, which I can't take part in.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not on the HLA.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I should, but then they do have owners meetings and
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: there's one coming up pretty soon. That's why I'm asking
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: if I should bring it up or everybody gonna be.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Like representatives and who's mind is this old broad trying
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: to change?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: You know? That's why they call it virtue signaling. Because
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: you're just doing it for yourself.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Like I understand what you're saying. Greg, again the same way.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine there's anything that would get me to
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: make my own sign and go down to any kind
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: of protests. I can't imagine. I can't imagine taking any
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: free time that I had to go to this meeting
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to complain about this woman with the signs in the window, Like, well,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: to be honest, I was going to go to the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: meeting anyway. He loves these meetings. I like to be involved. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: if you're going anyway, that's one thing. But to take
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: time out to go to one of those things, I
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: would just like that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: And you know me, I hate confrontation and I hate
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: being hated. I want to be liked. Yeah, am I
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: going to be that if I bring this up and
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: then that woman to at least.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I'll just say, like I'm a nephew of one of
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: the residents.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're appalled. So what do you think Greg
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: should do? Should he say something about her? Should you
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: leave it? Let us know in the text over to
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven? Yeah? Should Greg be the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Asian guy? Yeah? Yeah, I will Yeah, just text to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: seven quick break. I love it. I'm just thinking about
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: all the things I'm gonna do with my no plans weekend,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you know, oh wow, so much nothing. I mean, I
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: may get a haircut, you know that. I may go
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to the mall and get like, uh, you know, the
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: the Chinese chair massage. I love that. Yeah. I Gina
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and I were walking through an airport last week and
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: they had those like you know, put a dollar in
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: the massage chairs. I'm like, oh those things odd. I
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: love those really they.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right in your back and hay when balls are
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: on my back too.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In fact, that's Greg's weekend. Yeah every time, not
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: in my back on the front side. Anyway, into another
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: new out, insensitivity training for a politically correct world. I'm moany.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: That's Greg Gory boy, there's menace, Gina grad Hello, we
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Falter open eight seven
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: seven forty four. Warning you can since text check in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: over to two to nine eight seven. Maybe some dad
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: jokes this hour, Yeah yeah we haven't. We haven't done
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: some Friday dad jokes for a minute, So get your
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: best dad jokes together. It's always good to good energy,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: good good times on a Friday. You'll be able to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: call in text in with those, and then we check
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: in with Gina grad whos got the trending news headlines.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: Round one of the NFL Draft is complete and has expected.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Indiana QB for Nanda Mendoza went number one overall to
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: the Raiders. Mendoza capped his Heisman season with forty one
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: touchdowns and led Indiana to a national championship. Overall, the
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: draft was pretty unevent aside from a couple things. According
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: to reports. Excuse me, the Steelers were on the phone
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: with USC receiver mackay Lemon because they were planning to
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: take him at number twenty one. However, the Eagles traded
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: up to number twenty and grabbed him right before, which
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: forced Pittsburgh to pivot to Arizona State tackled max Ihanachor.
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: The biggest surprise came at number thirteen when the Rams
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: picked up Alabama QB Ty Simpson, despite Matthew Stafford coming
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: off an MVP season, so some fans were upset about
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: that and even had coach Sean McVay didn't appear thrilled,
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: So we'll see how that shakes out. One person is dead,
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: five are injured. And five others have been arrested after
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: shooting at a mall in Baton Rouge. Cops say this
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: was not random. It was actually a targeted thing between
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: two groups. Apparently it all started at the food counter
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: at the food court and things got crazy when a
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: bunch of people pulled out guns and just started shooting.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: The five people who were injured all taken to the
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: hospital for treatment. And cops say that quote, in no
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: way is this investigation over, and they're thinking even more
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: people were involved.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's also not like somebody went to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: the mall just to go shoot it up, and so
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: like that's it is a point of differentiation. It sucks,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you know, but it's not like the public at large
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: is in danger between two groups. Well, because there was
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: this other guy. There was this ex cop I don't
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: know if he saw anything about it, this guy in
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. He was planning a mass shooting and his
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: target apparently was the Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans. Yeah,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and you know he was according to the stuff they found,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I guess they say it was racially motivated and he
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: was planning to die via suicide by cop. And he's
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a former cop, but he was making these threats and
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: they tracked him down to this hotel in Florida and
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: they searched the room and they found a pistol in
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: all these rounds of AMMO. And so yeah, he's he's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: in custody. But there's no other known threats against any
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: other festivals at that time. So you know, yes, shootings breakout,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you know, with groups of people who were beefing, hockheaded.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You know, wrong plays, wrong time, for sure, but it's
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: not like, you know, somebody goes into like a music
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: festival like in Vegas or jazz fest and stuff. Here's
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: an idea for that former cops sucks.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: Suicide byself exactly other random people you don't even know.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, suicide full stop. Well again, he apparently was racially motivated, so.
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: He had a plan, and I just want to think,
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: like between cops and like all the you know, FBI, CIA,
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: whoever takes out these people and will never know all
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: of the things that were avoiding. Hey, thanks for that. Well,
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: this special Operations soldier, this guy Gannon van Dijk, he's
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: been arrested after already say he made over four hundred
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars betting on the capture of Venezuela's president, Nicholas Maduro.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I heard about this story. I'm on his side. Okay,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: hold on, I want to hear him on Team Gannon Okay,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I really want to hear what Let me just explain
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of this. So, investigators say he placed about
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: thirty three thousand dollars in bets on this site called
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Polymarket just days before the capture was announced and.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Correctly predicted Madua would be booted from power. So that
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: raises suspicions and officials now think he used inside government
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: info to win all those bets. And they also say
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: he tried to cover it up by deleting his accounts
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: and changing details and his crypto account. He's facing a
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: ton of charges, including fraud, misuse of classified information, just
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: to name a few. And while it's not totally clear
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: what his role was in this whole operation, he was
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: seen on a Navy ship after Madua was captured. And
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: a little fun fact for you, this could be the
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: first time the US has ever charged someone for insider
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: trading involving these prediction markets.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Now I'm on team Gannons, So explain, because the people
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: who are congressmen and senators and things like this. They
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: do it all the time, and they make millions. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: it's perfectly fine for the government. The people who are
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: are quote representatives to be making money with inside information.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: They put Martha Stewart in jail. They're gonna put this
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: guy in jail. They do the same stuff with the politicians.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Good enough for you know, good enough for the yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: you know, for me, but not for me. Thank Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: Like dude, yeah, yeah, that's a dog, can't do it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: But you know, all the people in Congress, no problem.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And special soldier, they just happen to be the people
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and who are congressmen and senators and stuff. They just
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: happen to be better investors than Warren buffet All. Yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: they're all geniuses. It's so weird. So why would you
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: choose a life of public service? Oh, to make millions
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: of dollars public service? Yeah?
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: Well, and that that's that brings me back to like
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Pete Rose and stuff like that. I still don't understand
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: how you could be in trouble betting.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: On your team.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: That I don't get, like you're trying to throw a
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: game against you if.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You're betting the tank I'm so confident we're gonna win.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Put money. It sounds great, would be you're loyal.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: They bet on yourself, you know, not Pete for the
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: prediction markets. Greg has always said this because there was
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: always you know, those casinos where he can just make
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: random bets on like what the gatorade is going to
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: be at the end of the game that they spelled.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: So if you're the gatorade guy, I don't get it.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: It's so it's kind of what this guy did, Gina,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: like the Pete Rose examples, exactly, he's a special operation soldier.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He was just betting on himself, like you know, we're
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: getting this, we'll get this, because the operation could have failed, exactly,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: so he would have been out thirty thousand dollars. Team
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Gan Dog, Yeah, exactly. Let's rally behind this guy. Good
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: enough for these loser politicians, Right, you're absolutely right. Let
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the rest of us get rich on insider information.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, right, Well, the acting US Attorney General has
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: signed an order and officially reclassified medical marijuana as a
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: less dangerous drug. The order moved weed from Schedule one
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: to Schedule three, and that puts it in the same
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: category like some pain meds can mean to stosterone.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Although the Ketymine Queen just went to prison, well.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she'd overdid it. The change aligns with federal guidelines
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: and a lot of states already have it like this,
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: but weed is still illegal at the federal level for now.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: They did this already.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, true, And jumping from Schedule one to Schedule
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: three is pretty significant, you know, not Schedule one to
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: Schedule two. This is a major downgrade. And the new
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: order does allow for more research, which is something that
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: some people will hope make it legal after the federal level.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: But when it comes to research, like just ask the
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: people who are already using it for stuff like do
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: we really need a study?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Like people already know what what the benefits are. And
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I will argue it was way more fun for people
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: because I'm not a I'm not a weed guy. I
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: don't have any problem with weed. It's just not my thing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: But I would think that it was way more fun
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: when there was like some risk involved. You know, Oh,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I used to get.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: Into random cars in New York for sure. Yeah it
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: was cooler, sure, drive around the block.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not as cool like you know, when your
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: mom can walk into the mall and get it. When
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you were a kid and he got a hold of
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: some you know, mad dog, or you got a hold
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: of like some beer, that was a lot cooler than
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it is now fifty years old, walking in just buying
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: a six pack in a store.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I disagree. I like going to the store. It's
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: like shopping, you know, because.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: But it's not risky or dangerous or yeah. Yeah, I
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: don't know. Did it make the high better when you
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: know you're no idea when you're getting from a guy. Yep.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That's why I never did it back then because I'm like,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to jail Naively, there's no way it was fun.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: And what do you know?
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: How you say you don't trust people who can't swim
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: or wear a bow tie or what. I don't trust
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: people who when they hear this in a casual setting, oh,
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: schedule one, it moved to schedule three, and they know
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: what that means.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I don't trust you. We talked about that before, like
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: when someone says, oh, an eight ball or a gram
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: or even like a handle of whatever. Yea, what does
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a handle? I'm a drinker times ten. I don't know what.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I always just thought it was literally the bottles with
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the hand. It is a bottle with a handle.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that that implies that it's a big bottle.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like how we learned that butt load is
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a legitimate, actual unit of measurements. It's okay, cool, it's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a bottle with a handle. That's an official measure. So
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it's big. Yeah, big if you're a proponent for Schedule three.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I too much.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Finally, the drama with former NFL reporter Diana Russini and
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Patriots head coach Mike Rabel. That's continuing to spiral out
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: of control because I love the story. Now even more
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: pictures of the two of them are being released, and
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: those pictures show them both at a bar six years ago,
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: well after Rabel was married, by the way, being really close,
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: making out, doing all kinds of stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: And on top of.
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: That, Twitter users have done some more digging, because you
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: know they get bored real easy into Rassini's Twitter account
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: and noticed that she had a ton of suggestive tweets
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: about Rabel.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, check it out. Guess what her Guess what her
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: son's name is, her her baby's name, Diana's give you
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: one guess. Mike it's Mike father this kid? Or is
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: she that obsessed with this? So you're I feel bad.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: We had those clips where she's just ripping her husband
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: all the time, Like I feel bad for him already,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But now you know that your son has that name,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: knowing everything that's that's played out here.
• 34:28
  Speaker 11: Like man, better be a family name on the dad's side.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: That is such mental terrorism. Well, she's I was gonna say,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: if he's more than six years, he's probably saying for me,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: let me find out, hold on ahead. Okay. Well, and
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the other thing is, I hate to use this word,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: but like, does that make Rossini's husband a cock? He
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: might be, okay, but I don't think so. I'm still
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out exactly what that you don't know
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: what to cook? Is? I do?
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: But when guys with you a different that, Yeah, I
• 35:03
  Speaker 11: thought it was someone who watched in the corner.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that's like the official right right,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But now it just is a generic yeah beata like
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Okay, So Michael her son was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: born in twenty twenty one, so he'd be That's what
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I said.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: He's okay, yeah, yeah, Well, Rassini deleted her Twitter account.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: She's trying to stay off the grid. Oh and Rabel,
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: he's skipping some of the NFL draft to go to therapy. Specifically,
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: because we've.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: All been saying, like, okay, what's the actual huge deal here?
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: They were like dancing whenever they caught some photos and
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: they're like, why she giving up her job? And you
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: know why he's like having tough conversations. Then it might
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: be more serious than we thought.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Like they say, when there's one rat, there's one hundred.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Now you know there's more pictures and stuff.
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: Damn yeah, yeah, no, good, Well that's what's going on.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much? Got it? More what
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: he shows next? Hang on, be right back the Woody Show.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: All right, dad jokes. Yeah, if you got a good
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: dad joke, hit us up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
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  Speaker 1: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, Gina grad you
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: said you had just did. We could throw examples out
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: there for people. Maybe this is your first day on Earth.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: I have these beef jerkys that I eat and they
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: all have a joke inside, and this is my favorite.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: When I've been saving this one. Oh that's not the joke.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: That's Okay, you really do buy a beef jerky that
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: has yeah joking side, Yeah, like snap because they're.
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: Kid's size quote unquot is they're many, so they put
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: a joke on him. This one I've been saving. I'm
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: sitting on this one.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I think it is. Why did the bicycle fall over?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So that's really good. You love it?
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: I do love it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: How do you tell kebab to be quiet? Yes? That's
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: on the text. What's brown and sounds like a bell?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: What is brown and sounds like a bell? Don't get it?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Get it?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh? I have something? All right?
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: When you got all the inventions of the past one
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: hundred years, the dry erase board has to be the
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: most remarkable.
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I get.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It, because remarkable remark market again, yeah, very deliberate. Why
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: do golfers always bring an extra pair of pants that
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: is coming in on the text over to two two
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: nine eight seven? Let me get they have holes in
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: there in case they get a hole in one and
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: one in one of them? Oh, this one's this one's
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: not nice. What you Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: in common? What their greatest hit was The Wall? Cool?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Damn j is it too soon? Way too so? Probably not?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Has this happened to you?
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: My hotel was trying to charge me ten dollars for
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: air conditioning. That's for the ridiculous conditions.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Crazy, that's not cool. I'll get it. Let's go to dude.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I got it, you got it? Yeah, all right, let's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: say hi to Russ? What up Russ?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Hey, today's the day that we celebrate the man who
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: discovered the number zero.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thanks for nothing, I get guess that's a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: good one, Russ, Thank you to call. Appreciate you. Everybody.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Say hi to Vinnie. What's up? Vincent? Nie? Hello? Hello?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: There we go? Hey phones? I guess all right? Uh, Vincent,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: what do you got, dad joke?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I think I know this one, but I'll I'm gonna
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: let you, Okay, say it Megas, what do you call
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: lesbian dinosaur? Oh? This is a good one. You know
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the answer to that one, Vincent? What do you call
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: lesbian dinosaur? All right? All right, let's see. Let's go
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: to Jasmine. Hey, what's up Jasmine? Dad joke? What do
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you got for us? Hey? Okay, so what Mario in
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Luigi's favorite pants made out of us? What are Mario
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: and Luigi's favorite pants made out of what?
• 39:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you can take that one home. You got a
• 39:46
  Speaker 12: bunch of Mario fans? All right, thank you very much,
• 39:48
  Speaker 12: Jasmine eight seven seven forty four? What if you want
• 39:51
  Speaker 12: to call him with your dad?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Joke? Man, this furniture store keeps calling me. Really? Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: all I wanted was one night stand. What do you
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: What an undercover copy?
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: I feel really bad about boiling water Sometimes I just
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: want to be like rip boiling water.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: You will be missed.
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: Oh hey, do you know how Cereal pays the bills
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: with checks? O?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Kidding? Too many thinkers? Okay, I'll go. How does NASA
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: organize a party? How they plant? Yeah? What do you
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: call a pile of cats? A pile of cats? Start?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: No, good? A mountain?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: What did the sea say to the sand?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: What?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing? It just waved? Why did the picture go to jail?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Why because it was framed?
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: What does corn say when it gets a compliment? What
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: does corn say when it gets a cut? What?
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Shucks? I ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon? You did? Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know which comes a what do you
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: call an argument between two vegans? What's that? What? I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: don't know, but it's not a beef? See, dad, jokes
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: are good times, guys, right, Yeah, Like if a seagull
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: flies over the sea, what he? What flies over the bay?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Huh? Oh? A bagel? A bagel? Dude. I hate it
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: when people say age is only a number.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: It's like, dude, it's a word, right, it's a word.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: What do you call a pig that practices karate? What's that?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: A pork chop?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Ma?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you find a really good one to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: take us home with. I'm gonna give you one more
• 42:04
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• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Where do you take someone who has been injured in
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a peekaboo accident? Oh? Now, I see you? Who Woodie?
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: My new dumb My nu posaurus is really terrible, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: it's also terrible.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: That was a good thinker, all right, man, it's bring
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: us home all right. Not to brag, but I made
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: six figures last year. Rip I was also named the
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: worst employee at the toy factory.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Oh not a good one yo away you come up boom.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Was the worst employee at the factory. Was the worst employee, Yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: at the toy factory. All right, your dad jokes everywhere
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: something finished strong, right, dude, nailed it, all right. Just
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: looking across some of the other things going on, there's
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: this woman who's going to prison for six years. She's
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: from Wichita Falls, Texas. She was mailing like drug soaked
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: bibles inmates. Now, I'm not the most religious person, you
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, But I'm gonna hedge my bet. That's. Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: The one thing I'm not going to be like, you know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: soaking Bibles and drugs. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bring that. I'm not gonna bring days. Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring that, that God or that
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: whatever into play. On the on the off chance, just
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: in case, on the off chance, all these crazy stories
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you hear actually true.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not religious in the least, and that's kind of why.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: But along those lines, I won't do sexy things on
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Christmas nothing to do with religion, you ever know.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought you meant like if you were an
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: inmatebe like, suddenly, what are you super into the Bible.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: He's gotten so many of them. No, I mean that's
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: turn to that. Yeah, that's probably why. Kind of the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: same thing. Head in your bed, all right. You know
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you're in prison, you know you did bad stuff. You're
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: like starting to think, man number one, do I survive prison?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: If I don't survive prison, I better work quick to
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: get right with the Lord. And so all of a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: sudden you start going and maybe you think there's like
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a safer path if you're going in some of these
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: study groups or Bible study groups in the prisons, and
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, or maybe you really are interested in
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you know, turning turning a new leaf. Yeah, or you
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: get becoming a better person a fentanyl field if that's
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: what it takes. Which is the thing about religions, I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: got fine, I don't care be religious. That's what keeps you.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: If that's what keeps you on track, correct God, bless
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and whatever it is, whatever God is that you you
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: want to you know, worship. Fine. I'm not saying one's right,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: one's wrong. If it makes you be a better person
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: and not be a dick perfect and you know it
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: keeps you, that's what keeps you from killing people or
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: doing other things that you know, affect other people that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: way to do it good. I'm glad you're scared to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: go to hell. Good, I'm glad. Like you know what,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: what you're doing that's to be all nice is not
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: authentic in any way, shape or form. But you're doing
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: it because you want to go to heaven and see
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: your dog. Fine. Great, I'm fine with that. But yeah, man,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you're kind of tempting stuff like what if?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Like what if like had a pretty decent life altogether,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: but you have that one moment where you kind of
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: went through a rough patch and you decided to soak
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: some Bibles with drugs and send them the inmates, you know,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and then that's what you have to that's what you
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: have to answer to, ye, and that's what did it?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Or like yeah, you know what, Yeah, you did some
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: bad things, but we also did some good things that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: kind of balanced out. But then it's just the drugs
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Bibles that threw it over the edge. It's why'd you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: p me into this? Yeah?
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: Do you have this is a weird thought about that
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: whole thing right there. Do you feel like do you
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: have really good friends? You know what I mean friends
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: and family, because.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm like, man, these inmates they really have.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Good friends and family that are willing to send them
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: drugs in prison, or they just after doing like horrific
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: things that people are still they're risking their own you.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Know, I'm imagining that the people who are in prison
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: hang around with other people who are less than savory.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, we're not talking about the good people to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: do these things, because good people wouldn't do those things.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, Like you're it's other like minded people that
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: will agree to, you know, help you get a cell
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: phone in, you know, through their thoughts, or that's just
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a no big deal favor, right right.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: Like the person asking somebody to help them dispose of
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: a body probably already knows their audience.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: You know, they're going to the local pastor. I tell
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I tell my son this all the time as he's
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in high school and there's all these influences. There's good kids,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: there's bad kids, and you know, it sounds so old timy,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: like old dad stuff about you know, hanging around the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: quote wrong crowd. And I try to make the point
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to him, and it's true. Then if there's a group
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: before you and three kids are just bad kids and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: get in trouble. But you're the good kid, you will
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: become the fourth bad kid. That's just how it goes.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You're not going to make all those other kids good.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: If you're at work, you know, like, if you're hanging
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: out with three drug addicts, chances are you're going to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: become the fourth drug addict. Yeah, just because that's who
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you're hanging out with, that's who you're doing things with,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: like you will. Unless you're a super strong willed person
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and you were there to quote save them and get
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: them off the drugs or the booze or whatever it
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: is that they're doing bad, you will become Chances are,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: especially when you're young and impressionable and dumb. My favorite quote,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: kids show me your friends, and I'll show you your future.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Correct And you think it's dumb when you're younger. You
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: think every thing's done when you're younger. My mom did
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: not want me hanging out with Scott Gordon. I have
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: no idea what became of Scott Gordon. He's in prison
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: with a Bible. Yeah, but I mean the teachers mourned
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: my mom about you know, he shouldn't be hanging out
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: with Scott Gordon. Those two together are not good, gets trouble,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: and she did not want Scott Gordon was the one
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that got me in the garbage pail kids. My mom
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: would find them and then throw them away. He didn't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: want me to have them. Scott Gordon would hook me
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: up with all his dupes and I'd have it like
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: a new set of garbage pail kids. I wondered, Man,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder what happened to Scott Gordon. I don't even
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: know how to find He was an elementary school friend. Like,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even think he ended up going to our
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: high school. Oh that's a good question.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know if you'll probably a thousand
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Scott Jordan's right, Scott Gordon.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Scott Gordon, I mean, how would you even find that google?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Is he an American hockey coach? By chance? I haven't
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: seen or talked to this kid since it's called fourth
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: grade in nineteen sixty three? Do you remember him with
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: go to go to and being bald? Let's say you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: saw a picture of Scott Gorton. Now do you think
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you'd know? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's him. Uh, Like I
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: want to show you this picture, do you even remember
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: what he looks like. Yeah, I remember what he looked
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: like as a kid. Right, So you know, even if
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you could put it into AI, you go age this
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: person to fifty years old. Oh that would be cool.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Or take this fifty years aged them down to you know, hower,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: are you in third grade? Eight or nine years old? Yeah?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think Scott Gorton was on the PGA tour? No, Okay,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: he was. He was a bigger dude, like both like
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: he was tall, especially for his age. He was tall,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, bigger stocky here, not
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: not fat, he was like it could have been is
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: he the same age as you? Yeah, that could have
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: could have been like a football player type size. You know,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: find him, can you? There's a ton of them on Facebook? Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I mean because Scott very common, I would assumed Gordon's
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: pretty Yeah, but I just need to know, like west
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Ones are playing Boro School School District.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, there's a forty nine year old Scott Gordon who's
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: an ultra runner. Yeah, there's one who just died possible.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah at all forty nine too?
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Really yeah?
• 50:14
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like this guy has a pretty distinctive face.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to show you a picture. Does this
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: ring a bell?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Okay? Good? Why is he a serial killer? I don't know,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: but he looks like he's put a body in a
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: dumpster somebody who don't want to hang out with. Yeah,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: but anyway back to you know this woman? Now, good,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: You're going to jail for six years? Yeah, a drug
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: soaked bible to inmates, like, that's that's why you're in prison. Yeah. Well,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: at least people know you're loyal while you're in there.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I guess eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. Yeah, because
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: there's been a couple of people over the years like, hey,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I wonder whatever happened to.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then sometimes you remember people kind of like
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: when you hear a song, you're I didn't I forgot
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: that song existed, but all my forgot certain people existed.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, of uh, none of the people that I've
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: ever been curious about were ever from high school, though,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it was always from earlier, like you know, like a
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Scott Gordon type person. What year were you born? Nineteen
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: seventy six, oh, then hundreds? Yeah, Yeah, I don't like
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the smell. So Morgan's Fight is Tomorrow Live from Harahs
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. She's got her way in coming up this morning.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: She's dropping weight, yeah, because she's got to make weight.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: She was I think last check in she had to
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: drop like six more pounds. Yeah, she was like I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: just dropped three. I just dropped a pound and a half.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Like what is she a leg? And that's when like
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Sammy was punching her and stuff. Yeah, so fun, it's
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: like girl. Yeah. I think what we do is because
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: people are asking for the link to get the fight
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: because you can die. You can watch it. I'm not
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: sure how much it even is. I think if you
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: want to watch it, but let's wait for like, you know,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: cross bridges as we get there, right, because you're not
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: jinxing stuff, right, So like let's let her do her
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: way in and so then it's like official official and
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: then once she makes the weight and everything else, then
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: we could buy the pay per view stuff. Okay, Well,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I think if you don't make weight you can still fight.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: It's just you get like a points shaved off or
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: something like that. You weren't allowed to fight. Yeah you
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: can fight, you can well, yeah, just for the points,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I believe so because it was not the big deal
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: about you know, we were there was there was like
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: some it was a UFC thing more recently wasn't there
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: where the woman didn't make weight and it's it's screwed
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: over the other chick because now like the fight was
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: was donemm well.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, a boxer can still fight after missing weight,
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: but it is not guaranteed, so yes or no.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: And if a fighter missus wait, they typically forfeit twenty
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: to thirty percent of their profits perse to their opponents.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll find out. Morgan's gonna call in because she's
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: she was like getting showered and getting ready and then uh,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: and then she was gonna be calling in. But we
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: should definitely link to how you watch it because I
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: think people are a little key. Yeah, right, I have
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: some social media set up through people. Yeah, but like
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: let's let's let's let her get through the the let's
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: take the process as it is, Like she's got her
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: way in this morning, there's a press conference, the whole thing,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: and then uh, and then we'll post. So just keep
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: an eye on our social media at the Woody Show
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: and Andy, we'll we'll have everything there, everything that you need.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the big fights this weekend, you guys, finally
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and then she gets to eat, Like for real, dude,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that's what I'd be super excited about. All right, everybody,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: time for your Friday failed stories.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: All right, let's jump in, boys.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: And girls, it is time for your frinting fail story.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: All these people fact they had the perfect plan, the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: plan that could never go wrong, been somewhere a long line,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: and went from being a great idea to one big, stinking,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: mega uber ultra. Oh my god, I want yeah, it
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: was so good, guys, all right, nice job. I will
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: start with this one. This is out of Houston. I'm
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: sure you saw maybe something about this. This female police officer,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: her name is Ashley Gonzales. She got on social media.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: She posted a video, and boy did she go off.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Some say she's racist. Let's see if you agree.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Amount of times I will always and forever say that
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I hate Oh my god, I champs like I, y'all, like,
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: are you gonna call that one one?
• 55:34
  Speaker 13: Because I called you?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: No? Right?
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: Like dog?
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Like let me get a black person on a normal
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: one called tomorrow. Especially growing up, I don't know, like
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I y'all like you like I don't.
• 55:47
  Speaker 13: Oh, we were slaves these and I don't know like
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: reason you guys were know anything better than a you like,
• 55:55
  Speaker 13: oh my god, but no homeowner does that.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all know how good to say like oh loud, my god, damn,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: so my god.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: That's a police officer. This is this is her, by
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: the way, it's the police fetching. Now is she just
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: a completely dumb, evil bitch or is she in the
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: throes of a full mental breakdown?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Well? Both, she's done. She was forced to hand over
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: her gun and her bad She no doubt will be
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: so fired. Not even the union will save her the Houston.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: The Houston Police Union said that they are extremely disturbed
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: by the video and that no way do they or
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: the Houston Police Department can done or tolerate that kind
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: of behavior. So, yeah, that was sale, Like Greg says
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: all the time, just had to go on social media.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: And I had to share whatever to you, whatever you're thinking,
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: you must tell the world.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she'll never get a job again.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: And she also needs to learn no homo. Yeah that
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: was pretty funny. No homo, But I feel better?
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: What what.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Not?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Really following on that? But she did not sound like
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: someone of authority. Now, she sounded like what's her name?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: That catch me outside hick. Yeah, yeah, like some like
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: you know reality show something. This next one's international. This
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: guy he was out and about in Singapore showing off
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a Rolex that he had gotten from a friend, and
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: he had a feeling about this watch. He started thinking
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: that maybe his friend had duped him, so in the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: chance that it was a fake, he decided to take
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: it to a store to see if he could trick
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: them into taking it. So he ended up trading it
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: for three very real watches and then attempted to get
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: out of the country before anybody even realized that the
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: one he had traded them in for was the fake.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Wasn't long after that that the shop owner started thinking that, man,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: this might be a scam, so he calls the cops.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: They tracked the guy down and they got him before
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: he left the country. Here's how it all shook out.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: The watch that he traded to them, that he sold
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: to them turned out to be legit. It was a
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: legit Rolex, So he's like, all right, fine, no harm,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: no foul. The judge rule that because he went in
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: there with the intent of cheating the shop owner, believing
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: that what he was giving to them was fake, even
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: though it wasn't fake. He believed it was fake. He's guilty,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and the judge sent in some seven months in fail
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: him saying I'm not exactly because he's trying to get
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: the hell out of the country before they realized it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: He was convinced, Well, that's damning evidence. Yes, but maybe
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: he just wanted to take a trip. Why is he
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: sharing so much information? Yeah, if you go in there
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: with the intent of doing that, whether you did it
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: or not, happen. You went in there with the intent.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You went in there and you traded him something that
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you thought. I understand that, but you happened that. You
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: legit crime because you thought you thought you were giving
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: him bad goods. You you went in there and you
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: duped him. So I I had a bag of cocaine,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: but it was a bag of flour and I sold
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: it to for a thousand bucks and it turned out
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: not to be cocaine. There's no crime. Well, I guess
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I would be well, no, because you thought you were
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: buying cocaine. Maybe you yeah, you thought you were selling.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you were buying. Turns out no harm, no foul.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: The only one, the only one that should be pissed
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: is me. For paying a thousand dollars for a bag
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of flowers. Right now, I'm fine, like anybody who's out
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: there knowingly trying to scam somebody. I mean, he's the
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: one who got screed. That's why it's a fail. Up
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in jail. I agree that he had a rolex and
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you gone about your business, and I totally.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: Agree that he sucks, and I do not care what
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: happens to him. But I'm just thinking, like legally, like
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: does he have a case? I mean, I didn't know
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: we could get I don't get the judge.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Found them guilty. Yeah, judge found them guilty and uh
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: and seven yeah, seven months in jail. I didn't know
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you could go to jail for intention. That's good to know. Well,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: they have intent to distribute drugs and you have a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: ton in your trunk, but I didn't. I didn't sell
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: it yet. Yeah, I still have You want some attempted murder,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: He didn't murder someone. Here's one from Detroit. Several license
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: plate readers around the city suddenly went offline, so they
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: sent somebody out to investigate. They found out that not
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: only were they not working, they had been smashed up
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: pretty good. So they pulled footage from the cameras and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: what do you know, there was the guy who did it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: It was really easy for the cops to find it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: because the camera still worked enough to get a nice
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: clear image of dumb Dum's license plate. I love those.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: So he was arrested charged with malicious destruction of police property.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: He was taken off to fail jail sale. Idiot didn't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: break them enough. Yeah, let's see. This is from Ohio.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite story, man. This is great emergency crews.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: They were called to this fire. There were several fuel
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: tanks on this work site that were burning out of control.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: So they get the fire put out. The investigators come in.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: They're taking a look at some of the security footage
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: which showed this dude. He pulled up in a truck.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: He drove up to the fuel tanks and he attempted
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: to steal the gas. But while he was siphoning, there
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: was a flash and then a fire. That's when the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: fire broke out, So the guy he bolted, but not
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: before he realized that the bed of his truck was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: also on fire, so he put the bedfire out and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: then he took off before the cops got there. Please
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: match the truck to an employee at the job site,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and they bring him in for questioning. Not hard to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: see this was their guy. Because this guy shows up
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: for questioning, singed eyebrows, burns to his cheek, his ear lobe,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: and his arm, they're all covered by this large bandage.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: He was taken directly to fail chils. It can't be done.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, idiot, idiot. Well there's your Friday fail stories everybody.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: We'll take a break and then we'll come back. We'll
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: talk to Morgan. We'll get the rules of the road.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I want to know how this waging thing works. Yeah,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: and then also we'll find out how she's feeling. She's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: got a big fight tomorrow. We'll have Morgan on with
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: us next year on the wood He Show, The Woody Show,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: and welcome back. All right, we're checking in with Morgan.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Her big fight is tomorrow night. Yeah, somebody uh text
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: it over. I guess it's a really hard name to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: nail down. So I want to know if we're going
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: to be at the after party at Harris and I'm like,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I had to correct him and say, no, it's actually
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: at Hurrahs. Harahs is where the fight is happening in Philadelphia.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Please welcome h Morgan. Morgan, what's up?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Hi? How you feeling, dude?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: I feel amazing and you won't believe that the timing
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: couldn't be more perfect. Our uber is turning left right
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: now into Rahs. I am literally arriving right now.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Do they have a special entrance? Do you get to
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: walk in through the tunnel like kind of like underground? Yeah?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like elegit fighter my walking. Uh No, I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: feel so excited. I could barely sleep last night. I've
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: been cutting weight. You guys know that, but like even
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: hardcore the past couple of days, I'm on weigh I'm
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: actually underweight by five pounds.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I feel good. Well you're underweighth by five pounds. Cool? Yeah?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: This right before you left the hotel, I weighed one
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: fifty five, which I had to be with one fifty
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: and one sixty? Is that new girl?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 12: Did you?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Did you bring your own scale or is that the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: hotel scale?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: I brought my own scale, so I had to pay.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: I had to pay one hundred dollars at the airport
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: because my suitcases weighed too much. But you know, you
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: do what you gotta do. So, Yeah, I'm on weight.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: I feel so good, and I'm seeing her OHZ for
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: the first time, so like, I literally feel like I'm
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: living in a dream.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Like the crazy The last time we got to check
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: in before you left, you still had like six pounds
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: to go right to make weight, So like, what were
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: what were the things that you that that helped you
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: the most drop weight? Eleven times eleven pounds? That's crazy,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Well even more if you like look at from what
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I weighed in the very beginning before I accepted the fight,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: it's been probably almost closer to fifteen pounds. But I've
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: been wearing the sauna suit. Before I flew out to Philly,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I was sitting in the sauna at the gym almost
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: every day. Yeah, and now I have a sauna suit
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: that I run in. I've been doing sprints, shadow boxing
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: just alone like that gets me to sweat crazy. And
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: then last night, for the first time, I actually sat
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: in a bath shub like scolding hot water and I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: was sweating my blood off like I thought it wasn't
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: gonna work. And I got out of bath and I
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: was two pounds down from a thirty minute bath. There
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: you go, Greg, yeah, you gotta do it and like
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: with a glass of wine or something like, wait.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Did you do like an enema or anything like that or.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: But yesterday I was no, but that would help for sure.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: And then I did take lax it as yesterday. But
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: nothing's come out because I haven't been eating.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I saw a video so our friend Wacko, who does
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of that's his name. It's not a it's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: not a derogatory thing anyway. Yeah, so they went to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: dinner last night and he's showing like what everybody's eating
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: for dinner, and then he pans over to Morgan. It's
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: one lonely grilled chicken breast, tiny side playing disgusting looks.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: That was the most that I've had in a while too,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: So that was like a delicacy in itself. My coach,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: like eating ribs and fries and like Waco obviously eating
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: whatever and having a beer.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you hit like chips and beers exactly
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: cool ribs.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: But as soon as I go way in in about
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes, I will get to drink some water. I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: will get to eat like a granola bar. I have
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: some tuna packets. Like as soon as I get on
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: the scale, the weight doesn't matter anymore. So I'm way
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: more by the time I fight.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you, because we were discussing
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: it earlier in Menace said that if let's just say,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: if somebody doesn't make weight, they still get to fight,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: they can, right, Uh.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in most cases, this might be a little different
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: because the rules with this, like it's for purely entertainment, right,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: it's not sanctioned, it's not professional. So I know the
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: rule for this is the two opponents have to be
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: within ten pounds. So once my original opponent drops out,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: that's when I was able to negotiate with them and say, hey,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: instead of one forty six to one fifty five, let's
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: do one fifty to one sixty. And so we'll see
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: what my opponent weighs. But a couple of days ago
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: she was one forty seven.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, So it just has to be within ten pounds
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: of each other, not a number that they assigned to it,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: just a if she weighs in at whatever, as long
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: as it's within ten pounds of what you weigh, everything's cool. Right.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: She was told to put on two three pounds, but
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: even if she weighs in one fifty seven, all weigh
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: or one forty seven. Excuse me, all weigh in one
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: fifty five, and we're goosy.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: The question, yeah, the actual question is if she does
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: not make weight, you still you still couldn't.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: But she said it depends on the rules of how
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: it's all set up, and that's how she said she
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: would have to be weighing under one for okay, then fight,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: she's not.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. I'll say yes to anything,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: but because I am the bigger one, it's more in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: her court of are you willing to fight this?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Look, you're five pounds under what you said you were
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: going to be, so I think you're.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: Totally exactly Yeah, as she says, she's probably not as
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: disciplined as yeah, Gucci.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: So the way it happens, and there's the press conference, right, yeah,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: so we'll do.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: A way in. Then the doctor's got to do a
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: physical and like check out my body and tell me
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: how hot I look and all that, and then and
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: then we get on like a fake scale and we
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: do a face off, and then yeah, there are press conference.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: The face off. We need photos like right away. I'm
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: sure we can get those from Waco all that stuff.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, and I brought a change of clothes through
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: the face offs. Obviously, guys, should I put my heels on?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Because I know this girl is much smaller than me.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I kind of want to put my big heels on,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: so I'm just cowering over.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: They're not going to get you guys in the same shot, yeah, because.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Yeah, and then this is the first time we're
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: seeing each other, so that's, you know, a whole process
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: in itself too, like you know, so, oh my god,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited, like I'm just shooting sparks. You guys
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: have no idea, And it means so much to me,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Like the fight kit looks amazing. The fact that y'all
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: have helped me get here, Like I'm I'm going to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: cry because I've been crying all week, but like wasting,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: but no, like it means so much to me, and
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: I'm so appreciative, and I wish you guys were here
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: because it's just such a cool experience. I'm so lucky
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I get.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: To do this. Thank you for the winter flight Saturdy morning.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so he'll be there tomorrow. Yeah, he'll be
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: there tomorrow.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Fact, like he doesn't know me. I'll try and give
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: him a hug. He'll be like, who are you? But no,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: I just want to make sure you guys know how
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: appreciative I am. So thank you so much.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Well, we're happy for you. So let's let's get clarity
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: on because I know people want to watch people want
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: to watch the fight. So I know there is like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: some confusion with the link, right man, as you have
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: the proper.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I have a setup for our lincial media to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: go live when the fight goes there. But it's a
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: fi te TV. If you just google that.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: So you misspell fight, then put TV. Yeah, f I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: t E TV. We'll have a link on our social
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: media that you can use and it's like twenty twenty nine.
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  Speaker 3: Bucks, twenty nine dollars. And I found out there are
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: three fights before me. I'm the fourth fight and I'm
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: the very first fight of the pay per view. So
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: as soon as the pay per view starts, they do
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: like the national anthem, all the announcements, and then boom,
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  Speaker 3: all right, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Be and then how many how many rounds? And how
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: long is each round?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Three rounds and they're one minutes for each round, and
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: that is for every fight on the entire card because
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: that's what they could get approved by the State Commission.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: So even for Sean is only going to fight for
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: three minutes. So so yeah, I got to get to
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  Speaker 3: work fast, all.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Right, Morgan's very first official fight Morgan in general, is
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  Speaker 1: it better to be taller or shorter or does it
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: not matter taller you have a longer reach.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's for both, but taller for sure. Like my like,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I can touch her face before she can touch mine.
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  Speaker 4: And what is the goal?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: And what do you think is your biggest strength like
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: body work or do you got like a really good
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: upper cut, Like is it your left like? What is it?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Every like, every every fighter's got something right right?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't want to hope.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well never mind, forget I asked forget.
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  Speaker 3: It'll come from left hand, my left arm. I'll just
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  Speaker 3: tell you that.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Hey, it's our winning personality strategy. Yeah. Well, hey,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: while you're there and you're boxing, I kind of feel
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  Speaker 1: like you have to run the rocky steps.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Oh we're going tomorrow morning.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of have to write, I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do it. I gotta go to the Rocky statue. You
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: gotta run the steps of the Art museum. You just
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: gotta this, just gotta happen.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, gotta do it. So yep, it's time, y' all.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: The work is done. It's time to have fun.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: And so all right, well we're rooting for you, and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you know, good luck with with everything. Keep us updated
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: like text us, you know, after the weigh in, and
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: make sure yeah Waco hits me up so I can
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: post everything. Yeah, make sure Waco sends menaced the pictures
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: of you doing the face off thing, and and we'll
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: we'll post all that stuff. All right, Well, good luck,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you got this.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I love you guys.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 12: I hope.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: There's Morgan. Everybody there's a there goes Morgan. That's awesome.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: So ready, she's so excited. Well, she's talked about this
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: ever since she discovered the boxing thing. This was this
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: has been the goal. Yeah, exactly, so so exciting. I know, God,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: what's that like? That was like second grade from me? Yeah? Probably, Yeah, dude,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I can't remember when I would have even been one
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: fifty five, the lowest when we didn't weigh ourselves. The
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: lowest I remember being in my adult life was like
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: one eighty. Wow, that is well, we were working together
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: at that point, you were you looked ill. It was awesome. Yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I see old videos like we had airy spears in
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: like that era. Yeah, that's when I was one eighty skinny. Yeah,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: and that's one eighty. I get like being people go
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: if what is it for five ten sea bass? What
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: does it say you're supposed to be one eighty? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's lower way lord, Yes, that's so. I bet you
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: it's between like one thirty five and one No, no, no,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's one sixty five. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: I remember seeing it every time and going like, dude,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: that is completely unrealistmic between one thirty two and one
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: seventy three? Can't two? Hospital bag? Like my wife?
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  Speaker 5: Who's skinny? Is that weighs more than one thirty Global
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  Speaker 5: or Americans? That is the normal BM He's right, that's
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: the normal BMI ra so.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Oft terminal guys, there's a wide range. Yeah, he shows
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  Speaker 1: for sure that should it could be all right, We're
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: gonna take a break more what he shows next? Hang
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: up show, We'll be right, We'll be right, we'll be
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: right back. It's what's up with what's going down in
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  Speaker 1: SOCO Sports with Jeff g Hey, Happy Friday, Jeff g
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday. What do you show?
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  Speaker 14: Let's go and start with the big news from the
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 14: NFL Draft. The Rams surprise their fans in the NFL
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 14: world when they did this.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: First the announcement, then the fan reaction. Check it out.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: It's like Hi, Si chon, No, someone check on that
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: fan please.
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  Speaker 14: Rams passed up on USC's Makai Lemon and a bunch
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 14: of other high quality offensive line help to draft a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 14: backup quarterback, and I'll tell you right now, the Rams
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 14: coach Sean McVay.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Did not look happy with that pick. Onto the Chargers,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: they did what everybody thought they would do.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 14: They drafted an edge rusher a came Mesidor from Miami
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 14: Onto baseball, Dodgers finally got a win in San Francisco.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: They beat the Giants three nothing.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 14: Boys in Blue or back home all weekend versus the Cubs. Tonight,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 14: Dodgers Date Night promotion with the Drone Show, and then
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 14: tomorrow Rokie Bobblehead Angels in Kansas City all weekend. Moving
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 14: on to hockey, Kings lost again Game four against the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 14: Abs Sunday at one thirty Ducks skate tonight at home
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  Speaker 14: seven pm. NBA Lakers have upgraded Austin Reeves to questionable
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 14: for Game three tonight against the Rockets.
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  Speaker 1: That's a five thirty start, then Game four Sunday at
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: six thirty.
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  Speaker 14: And I'm gonna end with this on a Friday Woody show,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 14: the going drama of Patriots coach Mike Rabel and Diana Russini.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 14: A new picks and video of them making out at
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 14: a New York City bar in twenty twenty resurfaced yesterday,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 14: which means they've been voning for at least six years
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 14: and lying to all of us.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And I want to end with this clip that I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: found on the internet yesterday. It's hilarious.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 14: Someone made this video in honor of the NFL draft
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 14: for the New England Patriots and Mike Rabel with the.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: New England Patriots, Diana Rasini defeated man.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff g and that's just SoCal supports. Jeff, What
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  Speaker 1: are sure all right? Making our way through this one
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: so we can at least get this part of the
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  Speaker 1: day checked off. Yeah, that's that's what we do around here.
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  Speaker 1: What great Cina grad Phones open eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 1: four would have set us a text open to two
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  Speaker 1: to nine eighty seven. You know, they say you really
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: shouldn't worry about what other people think about They say that,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: or if possible, menace once to know if he's overthinking,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this situation, because he doesn't want this person
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: thinking that he's a weirdo weird. Let's get let's get
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on the situation, Gregory. Right, all right, all right,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: So I was at this music festival and I see
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: this business guy and no one's recognizing him, but I
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: know that he's like this big dude in business. I've
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: met him before, like maybe I don't know, ten twelve
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: years ago, And so I see him and I say, Hi,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 7: how you doing? And we talked for a minute, and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: then I go off into the crowd and this, you know,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: it's a music festival, is one hundred thousand plus people.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Sure, all right, you disappeared.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: I disappeared, But like thirty five forty minutes later, I'm
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: watching a person before and right next to me is
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 7: the guy again. Right, Okay that I saw. Now this
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: guy he's worth about like two billion plus dollars. Okay,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: Now I'm.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Thinking, so what does he think about you would no no, no, no,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: no no, but this is no no, let me tell
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: the story.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: So I'm thinking, I'm like, okay, if you're worth like
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: two billion dollars, and then you see some random guy
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: that recognizes you, and then you're in a crowd of
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: one hundred thousand people and then that guy's next to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 7: you again, aren't you like kind of paranoid, like, hey,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 7: is this guy like following me? Because that's what I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: was worried about, thinking that he thought that I was
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: following him because we're in this like massive crowd of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: people and yet here I am again next to him.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: Wait, seeing your concern is that he thinks you're following
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: him or you were concerned that he's following you?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that he thinks that I'm
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: following him just because you did you guys speak again
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: when you were standing next to each other.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, because I made sure because I saw
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: him and I was like, oh I don't want again.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 7: In my head, I don't want him to think that, oh,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: I'm following him through this music festival. He's this massive,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: rich guy. I would think like, if you're worth billions
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: of dollars, you would be kind of paranoid that, you know, maybe.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Is this old mission area or are you like in
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: a's whole separator because that's a smaller group, so you're
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: more likely to run into more yeah people, Yeah it
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: was like more common people or yeah, it's like a
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: kind of general area.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: It's there's still like probably in the area that we're in,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: there was still probably like thirty thousand plus people.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: So well, the chances of running into him again are slim.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: So I see why you might think that he would
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: think that I was following you right next to me.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: And then what's concerning is I might be at an
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: event where this guy is at again next week, oh man, okay,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: and I might run into him again.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think he would view it like that. I don't. Also,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: probably doesn't even notice you. It's not like you guys
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: know each other. Ya Think about how many people you
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: meet at an event, right, You're meeting a ton of
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: people because you met somebody earlier than night. I mean,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I've had it before. I got so embarrassed. It was
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: so embarrassing I met this person earlier in you know,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: the event, and then it was like later on, they
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: came back up and they walked up as I was
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: meeting other people. I go, Hi, I know what what's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: your name?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I met I talked to you earlier. I'm like yeah,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and that was from you know. I was next time again,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: it was like thirty five minutes later. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I mean we like we had it. We stopped down
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: and had a discussion. I just didn't unless you guys
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: really connected on something, he'd be like, Oh, you're the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: whatever guy and you gout, you know, really made a
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: big impression.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: He still wanted him to think that I'm following him
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: because I again, I might run into him again.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, So would you feel comfortable with the next time
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: you run into him, perhaps next week? Just say like
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: hey me again, or hey it's you again. Now you
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: should go stalking yeah, or turn it around, just be
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: like you really need to stop following.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Me show yeah. Probably, Like here's the thing. What's the
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: other saying? You always worry so much about what people
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: are thinking about you, not realizing how little anybody thinks
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: about you. That's true, Like people aren't thinking about you
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: the way that you think they are. I think you're
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: taking into like, no.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: I.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Thought. I'm just saying like, oh, this guy is why
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about it. I'm kind of weird.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: Well I don't.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I just don't want him thinking that.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: Why.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Let's say he does. Let's say he thinks that you're stock?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: What is that? What does that mean? Because that sucks
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: that I'm making him like uncomfortable.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 11: Did he keep looking over at you when you were
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 11: around him the second time? Did he keep looking over
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 11: at you like this guy's back.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: I made sure I didn't even look his way once
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: I recognize you're fine.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he language would have eased any worries that he had.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: You weren't staring him down. Gina, and I just had
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: one of these experiences recently when okay, so you're talking
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: about a place where there's one hundred thousand people. I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: told you how I ran into my aunt in Manhattan,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: in the middle of New York City, right on a
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: random day at a random time, and I was like
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: walking and I'm like, is that aunt? Riata readA She
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: and I stop and I'm looking at her. She makes
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: eye contact. She keeps walking because she doesn't make the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: connection right, why would she contact? And then she sees me,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: and she stopped. She goes, what It's like, holy crap, Yeah, Like,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: what are the chances of that? Of the thing with
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Gina completely separate part of our day. We weren't both
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: leaving the same place and the same nothing like that.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: We had left work at different times. I went about
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: the rest of my day. She went about the rest
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: of her day. It was later that evening, like five
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the evening. I'm on the road, on a
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: side road that I'm not even normally on, and this
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: is an area that Gina's never in either, never saw it.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: We're both headed toward now. We both live in the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: same town. Okay, we both live in the same part
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: of town, all right, very close to each other. But
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I was behind this car and I'm like, man, it
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: looks like hold on. I called Gina, what are the
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: last three digits of your license plate?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Oh? My god?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: I was directly behind her in traffic. Like it was bizarre. Afternoon,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: It's so weird. What are the chances and what are
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: the chances of that?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: We'll take that story and then kind of appare it
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 7: to mine and then imagine if Gina, you got out
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: of your car a couple of minutes later and what
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: he was parked across the street from your house.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, he's trying to you know, that's like, oh,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: that's kind of weird, right, Menace? Who is at the
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: second location first? You or him?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I believe I was. Oh, then you're fine. I believe
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I was. That you were there first and he just
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: happened to walk near you. And so do you think, Yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: so he might. But if you think that he's you know,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: there's no way this guy stocking me at all. I
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: think Menace from the Woody Show stalking me. It's probably
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: what he's thinking. No, you see, you guys are just
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: taking it to some stream extreme thing. I was just like,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I very but yeah, I don't want to sound like
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: a dick. But he's not thinking about you. He's not
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: thinking about you, especially if you were there first. All right, good.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to, you know, make him think
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: that I'm like some weird old soccer out of nowhere?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Is he somebody that others although you are obsessingly thinking
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: about him, I mean I'm not, he's still on your
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: mind all this time later, I would feel bad that
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I mad him uncomfortable by at a fun event. I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: don't think you did. Is he famous enough where he's
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: easily recognizable? Maybe in the business world, okay, so I
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: don't not in the like, yeah, in the general pub. Okay,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I think you're good. If he walked into this room,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: would we know who he is? No, you're good, You're fine,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: You're good. He's just a dude who just happened to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: walk by, and then there you were again that happens.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Does he look rich? Like when? Like, is he one
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: of those rich guys that you could tie it right away?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: So you can tell it right away, because there's a
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: lot of posers, a lot of guys who like to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: look rich and who aren't really rich. And then the
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: guys who Robert Herveck right from Shark Tank whatever his
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: name is. He there's a clip of him on social
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: media that keeps seeing a lot like beware of the
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: guy in the T shirt and he's talking about Mark Cuban.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Mark Cuban's worth, you know how many billions of dollars?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: And like Mark is in this meeting and everybody's in suits.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Mark's there, like in a T shirt and jeans, and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Robert's like, why are you not wearing a suit. He's like,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: because I don't have to. He's exactly that guy. That's
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the guy, because like when everybody else in the suit,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: that there's one guy in there who's in the T
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: shirt and jeans. That's the decision maker. Yeah, for sure,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: because that's the guy. Like, yeah, they were just talking
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: about I saw something about Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler's got
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: like half a billion dollars literally, like he's worth like
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: four hundred and eighty million dollars, and he's just in
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: T shirt and shorts. Like you would never know if
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: you just saw this guy and the way he moves
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: about the way he lives his life, you would never
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: never you would never think this guy's got half a
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: billion dollars. But other people really want to make sure
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: that you know what they have loud luxury. Yeah, and
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Matt Case, who cares if you know he
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: wants to be noticed? Yeah right if he's if he's like,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: you know, oh, look, I'm a billionaire, I'm super rich.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: I want people to know I'm a billionaire and I'm
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: super rich. He's getting the attention he's asking for.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: And this guy sounds very nonchalant. He's in a big
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: general area. He's not sitting in some VIP corner. Yeah,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: I could easily be doing that, so he could and
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: the chances of you running into him again not that
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: slim eight wood.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I still want to be a stalker. Stick your no
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Woodie show. We're gonna play in the d u i
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Q this hour. It's a Friday tradition. Yeah, so d
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: u i Q is coming up. Phones are open right
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: now eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you could text
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: us over to two two nine eight seven. I thought
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: this is just a really good advice. We'd like to
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: pass along good advice when we hear it. And who
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't love to get business advice? And you can say
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: what you want about the guy, but Willie Nelson, Oh okay,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: all right, dude, he's got he's been all right. Yeah,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: he's like the country version of Snoop Dogg. He's just
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: got his fingers and everything. Yeah, yeah, right exactly. So
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you love to get business advice from Willie Nelson?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: And this guy I'm not sure who this guy is.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: His name is another country guy, Jamie Johnson. Oh yeah,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: I love him, you know him? Yeah, he sings a
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: song in color.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 9: It's so good.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jamie Johnson, what was the name an old
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: guy in color? He looks old. It looks like it
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: looks like I heard ye believe it or not. That's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: it that the song is in our system. That's really Yeah.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: That was song of the year when it came out.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: So good. He has like a massive beard. Yeah, totally.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I like Rick Rubin a lot, Like every time I
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: see a clip of Rick Rick Rubin talking about something. Yeah,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: it's so good. And he's got a cool voice. Yeah
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: he does, never really paid much attention to but yeah
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: he does. This is a this is Jamie Johnson.
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  Speaker 9: Looks like we were scared, like a couple of kids.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Just trying to suit sing. So is that big of
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: a song?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 11: Yes, When this song came out, it was a song
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 11: of the year for like every country.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: A year, five times platinum. That's sorry, he's done a
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Friday song. But god, it's such a good song. Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: So he got some business advice from uh Willie Nelson
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: about like the suits at the record labels. I think
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: it's it's good advice for a lot of people.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 15: It was Willie that told me one time not to
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 15: really dwell on the opinions of the suits in this business.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 15: They're going to be around for a short time. But
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 15: he said, down the line, they're all going to be
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 15: selling used cars or furniture, insurance or something else. They're
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 15: going to get into some other line of work. And
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 15: you're still gonna have to get on your bus and
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 15: get to Ohio because you've got to show. He said,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 15: you're the one that's going to be here in the end.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 15: None of them are going to bigger round.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Probably true.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: You think about the people who are our bosses or
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: have been, they come and go they do also, but
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: also people in our positions they come and go to
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: and I think the bigger, the bigger idea.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: And we were we were just having this conversation off
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: the here because it's a really it's a really strange
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: time out there right now. Just in general, I mean
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: in a lot of industries, right, but especially in an
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: industry like this one. It's a big we're an inflection
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: point from like a business standpoint about like how the
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: business is done and how the business is monetized and
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. Right, it's a business term. Well,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: it's true. It's like it's the old way that's been
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: done forever since you know, Marconi or whatever, and then
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: and then now on the digital side and you know
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: podcast and on demand, you know, uh, the same way
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: that television changed so much, right, Uh, the way we
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: get our news has changed so much. So like we're
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: in that kind of middle ground right now that creates uncertainty, right,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: And so there's been a lot of changes, a lot
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: of weird stuff going on in the industry. There was
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: just a story, you know, a week or so ago
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: about a morning guy who I know who he just
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: redid his deal like the end of last year, November.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: The co host on his show just got a new
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: contract three weeks ago, and then two weeks later they
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: got rid of the entire show. And I don't know exactly,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: like and there's nothing that happen because my first thing
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: is like, oh, maybe there's something that happened behind the
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: scenes we don't know about. No, it turns out nothing
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: like that. It was just a cost saving thing and
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: they moved on and did something else that just cost
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: them less money. It's a weird time, like, well, why
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: would you renew this person, Like why would you give
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: this person? This girl on the show, why would you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: give her a new deal? And then two weeks later
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: they sent her a bottle of champagne the congratulations. Yeah yeah,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: so it's you know, whatever happened, you can't stop it,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: you can't control it. I used to I used to
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: involve myself in areas that I didn't need to be
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: involved in, and I realized that I don't have any
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: control in this area. So therefore I'm gonna stop worrying
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: about it. It's tough, yeah, yeah, control it. You could
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: control everything else. Forget about it and you'll figure it out.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: If something comes down, like worrying about if someone's gonna
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: cheat on you, if someone's gonna cheat on you, if
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your job, or what like, try to
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: be as prepared as you can, Like if you know
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: there's something going on with your company or in your
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: industry or whatever, be as prepared as you can to
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: network and maybe have like an idea, maybe what else
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: would be out there. In the meantime, get your house
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: in order as best you can. But the sun will
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: still come up. I've been fired a number of times.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I'm most likely get fired again. Who knows. It's such
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: a weird time. You know, this show costs a company
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. You know, there are not a
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: lot of shows that have this many people working on them,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: and you know, whatever, so things could change and for
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: whatever reason, who knows. But guess what, the company's still
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: going to be the company, the radio station will still
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: be here whatever, and then we will still wake up
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: the next day and have to go and do something.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: The times that I've been fired, you figure it out.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there worrying about what these guys in
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: their opinions all the time. Just do the best job
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: you can because if it works. And that's what they
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: all in speech was years ago. When we first started
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: here at this radio station twelve years ago, it was
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: a big thing about. Everybody had an opinion. There was
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: a thousand cooks in the kitchen, and I got the weirdest,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: you know, lectures from these guys. They drew pictures, I
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: kid you not. They drew pictures of a roadway on
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: a big whiteboard and they go, all right, well, so
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: here's kind of the middle ground of where the content
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: should be. And then you know, every once in a while, yeah,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: you can kind of veer off to the right, you know,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: but you don't want to ride along the shoulder. I'm like,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: what are we talking about? Yeah, but then this person
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: was complete contradicting what this other person had told me.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: He was another muckety muck, and nobody was happy. Everybody
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: here was frustrated. It was so annoying. It was so
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: bad that I decided that on my birthday that year
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: that for my birthday and my birthday present myself, I
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: was gonna quit. I can't take this. Is not what
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: I came here for, is not what I signed up for.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody long story short talked me out of it the
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: night before and told me forget them, kind of this
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: advice ignore the suits. Yeah. This guy's name was Dennis.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Great guy. He's like loved. Dennis is the man saved
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: the show, really did? I give him all the credit?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: He goes, f them, don't even don't just do your thing,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: and I go, you know what, You're right. And so
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: that's when I came in the next day and I
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: sat on the air. I said, Hey, I know all
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: the muckety MUCKs are going to hear this, and that's fine,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: but from this point forward, we're going to do this
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: show exactly the way that we think it should be
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: done whatever makes us happy and makes us have fun.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: That we think the listeners are going to be into
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: whoever's listening because they like the show. That's what this
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: show is for. It's not for the suits, it's not
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: for you know whatever. At any point in time, if
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: that becomes not okay with you, feel free to let
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: me go. I was gonna quit today anyway. But guess what.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm all in. All my chips are on
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: the table.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: This is it.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you. I got nothing else that, there's
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: nothing to hide. I'm all in. Greg. We went around
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: the room all in, and that's where the whole all
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: in thing started with listeners. And when it works, they
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: all take credit for it. Of course they do. Oh
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: we do the whole time.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't know. You're in the background. That's why
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: I wanted to quit, because you wouldn't shut up and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: just let us be. You were just constantly up my
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: ass about all these different things. Yeah. And so when
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: it and if it doesn't work, they're going to fire
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: you anyway, right Yeah, So don't sweat it too much,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: do your best work. No, they won't your family, Oh yeah,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: do your best work, do your best thing, and life
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: will move on, like the sun will come up if
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: you let it. Some people just like to wallow in
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: the dark and you know, just kind of die because
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: it feels that way. It feels that way. But yeah,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: but you know there's something else out there, maybe something
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: you're not even aware of. True, And I know how
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: much you love quotes. Have you heard the quote that
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: worrying is nothing more than worshiping the problem? Oh yeah,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: there's there's that. I've seen that, And then I've seen
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: like you know what you worry about, you know whatever,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: and then you know what actually happens, Like you worry
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: about so much more. Yeah, you worry about so much
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: more that will never happen. You spend so much time. Yeah,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: So as weird as things are, it's it's it's always
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: good advice. Like you know, like you want to be respectful,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: you want to be a team player, you want to
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: be whatever. But when it comes down to it, you
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: got to do what you think is the best thing
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: for you and for the job and to accomplish whatever
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: it is you need to accomplish. In our case, it's
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: listeners and getting ratings. Ratings can turn into revenue and
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah down the line. And if that's the
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: main concerned, but if you're worried about entertaining the person
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: in the in the office down the hallway, and the
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: listeners are going, what the hell is this? Well, are
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: you still going to be around? You're probably gonna lose
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: your job because you followed, you know, trying to make
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: that person happy as opposed to the people you need
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: to a gap, which are in this case the listeners. Yeah,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: so there you go. I thought it was good advice.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to share that. And now we know
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: about Jamie Johnson Johnson, Yeah, Jamie Johnson. Listen to In Color.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: It's a great song. I mean, he's no Stephen Wilson Junior,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: but he's all right, he's okay. Yeah, that's the birth
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: of all In. That's exactly right, all In. That's exactly
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: where it came from. People are on the text now,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: so and damn I really needed this pep talk. Well,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: it's true. It's easy to get really lost in like
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: the whole like paranoia it is of whatever the craziness
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: and the chaos that goes on. All right, we'll take
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: the break that we'll come back. D y Q is next.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: If you want to play eight seven seven forty four Woody.
• 1:35:38
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• 1:35:43
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• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: forty four, Woody looking for a contestant to play Today's
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  Speaker 7: Is the.
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  Speaker 1: Cue d UYQ seed Bass's playing the way the game
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  Speaker 1: works to everybody, please.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: I find someone who's nice and drunk and ask them
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: just the simplest, most obvious trivia questions. But that's the
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: game is can the drunk person answer these obvious questions
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: that you listening sober know the answer too easily?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: All right? You can guess whether they know twice out
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: of three times you win. That's right, And uh, we
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: go to the phones, Sammy, who do we have? We
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: have Matthew, Matthew, what's good? Matthew? Hey show? Hey, all right,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna play the duy Q. Now before we
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: get to those questions that count towards you winning a
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: prize or not, we're gonna get to know this drunk
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: person a little bit better see how with it or
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: not with it they are? And who do we have here?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass? This is Max. He's out drinking beer with
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: his friends and family.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: And Max is a wood You show listener as, Oh,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: think you'll be able to discern Max?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: Right, I gotta say, sucking Woodie, sucking Woodie.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I'd the beer faest. What happened Max? Oh, we had
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of up adult beverages for the kids, adult beverages,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: adult beverages for the kids. Oh well, yeah, I'm my parents.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 9: So you know how many samples would you say you
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 9: had at the beer fast?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: A lot?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: No number, I can't even recall. We had too many,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: too many, too many? All right, Well that is Max.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: We're also gonna guess whether Menace and Sammy will know
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: the answers to these questions. Who they are? Both stone
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: cold sober, you're not drunk, although although Sammy's been on
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of cold medication. Yeah, yeah, that makes you
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: not know. Bab wouldn't be weird have had the opposite effect? Yeah, Well,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: they need redemption from last week. I think last week
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: was a triple. I think the week before they were
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: real bad as well, triple. L know what's going on here.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: All right, So Matthew, you are you ready for question
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: number one?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Here?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: Let's do it all right? Question number one d U
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I Q Where on your body is your uvula? Where
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: on your body is your uvula? I should say on
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: or in? I guess? Technically it could be either upon
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: or within? Uh, I could take a guess. I don't
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: why do you? What do you say that? When I go,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: I don't you know?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: You?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: I don't? You gotta believe? Write down your guest then
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: I'll write that I feel like you're gonna stumble into
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: it hashtag believe believe in All okay, well, well you write,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm willing to admit when I don't
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: know When some of you guys say, oh yeah, I'm
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: writing it down, I'm writing not everybody has access to
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: a computer right now? Why do smart people sound like
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: such dopes? And what he's I think Sammy does know it?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Me too, Max and Menace? Do not second that? Yes
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: to Sammy? Only? All right? Mm yeah, I'll say triple no,
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  Speaker 1: triple I'm gonna go triple no on this one. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think, Menace? Do you think he's gonna get it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: No, Sammy, all right, what do you say, Matthew on
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: Mac Yes or no? You should have said in the body,
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: but I'll say no.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: He won't get it.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: No, won't get it. All right. Question number one d
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: U I Q. Where on your body is your uvula?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Menace arm Sammy. I wrote throat, stumble into it. I
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: also wrote throat. They didn't stumble. You said he didn't know.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: I took. I took a guess. I'm pretty specific, guess,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: very specific. Guess No, I mean, yeah, but in your
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: throat region. But like, what is the uvula? Yeah, a
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: bunching bag. Yeah, in the past, like when cartoons use it.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: But three times in my life I've woken up and
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: I can barely like I feel like I'm choking in
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: my uvula?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: Is all like swallen well not discussed. It's part of
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: certain throat infections. Yeah, it's awful. I mean, there's a
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: total luck into the total luck. What is it in
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: your throat? Couldn't told you that, but you But that's
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: pretty damn specific. Yeah, but I did win. I'll take
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: the I told you stumble into it.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Question number one d U I Q, Where on your
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: body is your uvula? I don't have one, so that
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: would probably be in a female's body in the lower
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: part and you can find it though, right, bro, Yeah
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, so he's thinking volver I thought tons. Yeah.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Matthew, congratulations you are on the board.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: You got your first point here in this round of
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: the d U i Q. Nice question number two six
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: divided by five is what percentage? Triple note? I'm gonna
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: keep going back to this style of question.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 6: If memory source didn't Sammy really lock in that, how
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 6: to do that?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Triple note? Say it again?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: She finally figured the trick six divided by five is
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: what percentage.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Or percentage? One hundred percent chance man's gets it wrong
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: one hundred don't give them the answer. Gregrets being sneak.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: He's passing you. The answers getting six divided by five
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: is what percentage? Percentage? Don't know? Take a best guess,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: write it down six. I hate these questions, all right.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: I will say that Max won't get it. Triple now, yeah,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: trips now over there. Both their heads are down. Yeah,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of feverish, furious writing. Yeah, long division, multilication,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: calculus al right, trigonometry all right, I wrote down divilop
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: by what you wrote down. Do you think Max is
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: gonna get it?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: No, Sammy, no, no, all right, Matthew, what do you
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: think he has kids so he might help him with
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: their homework? But on the thing now, no, all right.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: Question number two for the dui.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 9: Q six divided by five is what percentage.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: Six divided by five is? What percentage? Sammy? One hundred
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: and twenty percent? Okay, one hundred and twenty percent, menace,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: ten percent, ten percent. I want to see the math
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: on this one here, oh for me? Yeah, okay, Well,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: what's five divided by five? Five divided by five is
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: one one? And then so if you have one more, yeah,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: so then you add a zero because you have one more? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: so then you get ten yeah, because one is ten? Okay,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: following what's five divided by See, when it comes to
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: stuff like this, I like, I know people are dumbfounded
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: that you know, I can't even like begin But I
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: feel the same way about people who can't figure the tip. Yeah,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: that's right. That's the world's easiest is this is closely
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: related to that. Luckily tipping is not like seventeen point
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: four percent divided. Yeah, so what what's the what's the
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: easiest way? Sammy? Did you have a good method? Again?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Did you how I did it? By the way, you
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: got it right?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 4: Yay?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I did.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 11: I basically did long division, right, So I did the
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 11: five and then I did the little right division sign
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 11: and put six in there, and then five essentially goes
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 11: into sixty. Right, So you put the decimal point at
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 11: the top, and so five goes into sixty twelve times.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: That's so point one two. You would add the zero though,
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: because that's because percentage ride with the decibel's percent that's
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: actually the I mean, the really long way to do it,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: but it is correct. Yeah. So see when I brought
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: it out like that, that's how you did it right
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: with the division. Yeah, you know, they don't even teach
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: that anymore. They don't teach that because now it's common core.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, So I had to draw it like circles.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: Circles are there exactly? Yeah? Yeah? All right, so the
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: answer looking for yeah, I like that. We just have like,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: you know, one more thought about five is that out?
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: I can't I can't google like that guy that was
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: in the wheelchair on FCN Island. Right, all right, question
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: number two, Eric and Midget, do you like six divided
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: by five?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 9: Is what percentage?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 12: That looks like?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with ninety What in your life is
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: ninety percent my debt at this point in time? All right,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: he congratulations, you are the winner here on the d
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: u i Q.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: Nice guy.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: I mean right next to the answer is C. It's
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: probably got to be one of the more easy games.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: You just say no to everything and pretty much most
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: likely it works out that way. But Matthew, congratulations, Thank
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the Woodie Show. Have
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: yourself a great weekend.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, you appreciate you, guys.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: I love you. Bye bye bye. There's there's Matthew. Everybody
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: who did not need that third question, but we're gonna
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: do it just for fun. Question number three d u
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: i Q.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 9: Where can you find Fanuel Hall and Beacon Hill?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: Let's triple know that triple Nokay, let me hear one
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: more time.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: Where can you find Fanuel Hall and Beacon Hill? Now
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: I didn't say on your body, in your body, but
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: that that's an option.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: Of course. I'm assuming these are places could be could
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: be either real or fictional, or it could be parts
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: of things. This is random? So is the Hall thing?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: Is that like like Seaton Hall? I mean that's another
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: thing that has Hal in it, that's for sure. No,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying a good place hall. Yeah, I mean Seaton
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: Hall College. Yeah right, yeah, exactly is that person, place
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: or thing? Could be any of those things?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: Because I said it could be real, could be a
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: fictional Where can you find Fanuel Hall and Beacon Hill?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: And Beacon Hill sounds like? Yeah? Zero percent? Say it's
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: not random, that's for damn sure. Mmmm, you're koulol. I
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 6: This one's driving me crazy because when I heard it,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 6: totally does. But I don't know the answer.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: And when I hear it, I'll probably kick myself someone
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: else I'll triple Now. I say yes to Sammy and
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: no to to Menace and Max. He smiles. He's smiling
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: a lot, rely very smiley. Sammy. I never she's smiling.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Let me guess. Give it away with your eyes.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: Is it like at Disneyland or something? Okay that would
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: know that's a possibility. Well, it could be like Disneyland
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: shang hih or something.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: Said yes to Sammy, Yes, okay, yes, Sammy and Sammy Menace,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: do you think the Max gets it now, all right?
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: Question number three.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: D y Q.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 9: Where can you find Fanuel Hall and Beacon Hill?
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 7: Menace, Disneyland, which one, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Sammy, Boston.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: They're very, very famous places in Boston. And she's from
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: Springfield and she knows that. Yeah, all, I am from Charlton,
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: thank you. But yeah, everyone should know. Fanuel Hall is
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: where everybody goes. I mean it's it's the place that
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: everyone goes to. Is it on a college campus? There? No, No,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: it's not just the city. It sounds very it sounds
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: very like it'd be like saying like City Center for
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Philly maybe or the Medagine. Maybe you're thinking of Hall
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: of Presidents. Yeah, Disneyland thing. And I threw it in there,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: of course to hopefully trip up Sammy, but she should
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: trip me up. Massachusettschutt Institutorium. Yeah, it's like near Boston,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: Common and everything. Question number three d uy Q.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 9: Where can you find Fanuel Hall and Beacon Hill?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Let's just go with England at this one in time? Answer?
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 9: What would you expect to find in England?
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: People with T I mean, you know New England? Right? Yeah?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: Got off? Wow, So men is triple nose and Sammy
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: all correct, Yes, I got them all right. Now, I
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: told you it's a cold medication. That's how you play
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: the d uy q. Everybody is the issue. Dumb lawsuit
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: in the news thirty three year old druggie in Buffalo.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: He's suing Amazon, claiming that they contributed to his drug problem. Now,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: the lawsuit says that Amazon sold whippets on their site
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: for years, knowing that the nitrous oxide cancers weren't for
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: culinary use. Okay, it's true. So the man bought them
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: off Amazon for three years and now suffers from neurological damage,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: memory loss, and tremors. The thing is, he may actually
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: have a case. According to the article, like other people
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: who you know bought the nitrous oxide. They left reviews
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: in the listing saying that they got to Russia, dopamine
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: the upork relief from it. The guy says that he
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't care if he gets any money. He just doesn't
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: want anyone else to go through what he did, and
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 1: he wants Amazon held accountable and to have the book
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: thrown at them. Okay, I mean I never support these
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: types of lawsuits. Me neither ever. But were they selling
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: like Galaxy gas or something. Well, that's the thing.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 5: When Galaxy gas became big with the teens they were
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: getting it. I looked it up and I found like
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: ways to get it on Amazon. But they really they
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 5: shut that down pretty quick because nobody knew. I mean
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 5: they it wasn't I shouldn't say nobody knew. It wasn't
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: common knowledge.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people after anybody who sells paraphernalia or whatever. Oh
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: remember you know, before there was the big legalization thing,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: like there was still a places you can go to
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: get you know, pipes, bowls and things like that was
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: for tobacco. That was always the job tobacco. And you
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: went there and you bought it knowing what you were
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: going to use it for. Like you know, you know,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: you knew that. The thing is, you knew that you
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: weren't getting these for culinary purposes. Yeah, that's for other things,
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: for other things. Here's another thing I don't get. I'm
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: sure I mentioned this in the past, like why non
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: alcoholic beer? Why decaf coffee? But more so the non
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: alcoholic beer. There was another thing I saw, and I'm like,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know why because the non alcoholic beer has
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: been available forever, but now there's a new thing, non
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: alcoholic wines. Great. Why it says they're bringing that same
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: energy to champagne. They say that the craft and taste
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: of an elevated sparkling beverage. But of course it's going
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: to cost you if you want this. Each bottle of
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: non alcoholic champagne is one hundred bucks. Why because they
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: say the process of the de alcohol the de alcoholization
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: isn't cheap, and that you're getting a premium experience. It
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: delivers ritual, community and artistry, and you have to pay
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: for that. And I like to spin but honest question,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: why non alcoholic beerd is beer? Is beer that good?
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: It's not. If you drink it for I mean, yeah,
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: I mean you gotta drink a bunch of I mean
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: to get a to get a good buzz going.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 6: The only person I know who buys it on a
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 6: regular basinis is a former raging alcoholic. He still wants
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 6: to feel like he's part of the group.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just seel weird when you're at a party
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: and you're empty. That's so said, empty event. But like
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: we have diet coke and Seltzer water, But no one's
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: gonna if you say, hey, man, what the hell? No drink? Yeah,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, ten years sober.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I mean, who's who's you're gonna rag you on?
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 7: That's like when you're in your twenties thing, like people
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 7: ragging you're not drinking, bro.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: I damn near gave this guy in Vegas a heart attack.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: We were in the Lazy River minutes that weekend that
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: we do with our friends, the Lazy River pool weekend,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: and the guy's like handing us drinks into the Lazy
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: River and I got the wrong one. I just I
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: just ordered, like at this point, I was like kind
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: of trying to space it out a little bit, so
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: I just ordered like a diet coke or something. But
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: he gave me my friends jack and coke. I'm like,
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: oh god, this is the jack and coke. And oh
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Yeah, damn it. He goes, no,
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's fine. I said, just I'm two years sober.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: And this guy like black dude turned like white he was,
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: so I'm like, it's I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Even though
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: you're legally a pretty that's super mean.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 8: Second of all, do you know what that's called in
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 8: like black can you like when you accidentally take a
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 8: step of the wrong drink, it's called a free lapse,
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 8: like because you didn't mean to relax.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: I always thought it was silly when you would see
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: it in the frozen food such onion, though if they
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: have many more, but like weight Watchers would sell like
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: brownies and like dessert stuff. Yeah, but there's labeled weight
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 1: Watchers Yea or Lean, not line cuisine. But you know
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: what I mean, like along those like if you're on
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: a diet, why you're buying brownies because you're like you
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about them, but you can that part
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: of the whole exercise, right, I guess no pun intended,
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: But the whole diet culture and all that is to
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: find a way around like if you know, the non
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: alcoholic drinks are for people who are trying to cut
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: alcohol or like, isn't the point just to stay away
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: from that stuff?
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 7: I just know in the sports world, they they use
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 7: it as a loophole to continue advertising everywhere. So that's
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 7: why they pushed the double zero O duels.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: Is that still thing?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: Was that a big non alcoholic gear beer beer?
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 5: I would I would make fun of a guy more
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 5: for drinking, not an alcoholic beer that I would for
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: him just drinking.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: True, or yeah, I'd rather see a guy drinking from
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: a juice box and oduels.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 8: Now, would you let this guy around your kids? Because
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 8: back when we were kids, one of our friend's.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: Dads, when we were like in third or fourth grade,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: would give us O duels so we could feel cool,
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: real cool. Yeah, that's not cool, right, that's creepy. It's creepy.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: It's creepy because one of these days that was going
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: to be a real beer. Yeah exactly, and end up
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: with your pants around your ankle.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 11: Insensitivity draining for Political World, A Woody show.
• 1:53:44
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• 1:53:47
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  Speaker 1: of here with some parting words of wisdom. Yeah, they
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: named it almond milk because that sounds better than nut juice.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 9: True, you got a point.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: Sounds tastier, yeah, and also sounds better than a taste.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Oh totally. Almond milk is grosst water. It's white water. Yeah,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: like skim milk milk. Thank you? Yeah, all right, thank
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 1: you very much, Greg Gory, you got it. Thanks so
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: much for giving the Woodes Show some of your valuable
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: time this week. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: for that. The rest of you guys could suck it.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: Catch back here on Monday. Have an awesome weekend. SMD
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: double m bye, Great Friday, Mother