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The Foilers · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following is a special color telecast of the 39th
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  Speaker 1: Annual Awards of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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  Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Felony Squad, Peyton Place, Rat Patrol, and
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  Speaker 1: Iron Horse, which will immediately follow this special program.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, coming down the highway. You're coming to the limousines.
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  Speaker 2: You can do that. I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to do that. Hi, and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: My name's Brian Renfro, and we're here at the Crossbow
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  Speaker 4: Road Residence for the Oscar Mayer Wiener Convention.
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  Speaker 3: See if I can do a dick noise onto the mic.
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  Speaker 5: It's showtime. The following feature has been rated R by
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  Speaker 5: the Motion Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 6: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 7: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million.
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  Speaker 2: Kilowatts of power. There's a big, hairy, American winning machine.
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  Speaker 8: If you ain't first, you're last.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Academy of Motion
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  Speaker 6: Picture Arts and Sciences.
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  Speaker 9: What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 6: One of the highlights of Academy Award night each year
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  Speaker 6: for motion picture fans across the country, and especially for
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  Speaker 6: those here at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, is the arrival
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  Speaker 6: of the glamorous celebrity.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what's up? Sorry, I was off of my own
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  Speaker 7: little world. My name is Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to the Oscars.
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  Speaker 2: I guess we've thrown it to you, so we'll.
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  Speaker 10: Go around to the rest of these people.
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  Speaker 2: Introduce yourselves to people.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, I'm David.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Megan.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Erica.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Karen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Asriel of the... And Patrick.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Patrick. So we are back for, get this, the
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  Speaker 2: seventh annual Oscar meltdown. It's a little overwhelming.
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  Speaker 3: In just a few short more years, you will surpass
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  Speaker 3: Bob and Molly.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows what that is.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody knows Karen Aladdin.
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  Speaker 2: The internet's beloved Karen?
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  Speaker 3: Very Google-able.
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  Speaker 2: She's back again for another Oscar meltdown?
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  Speaker 3: She's on many of the foot fetish websites, including Israeli.
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  Speaker 2: That's because you keep putting her there.
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  Speaker 3: Israelifeet.com.
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  Speaker 7: That's my favorite feet site.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably time to start. Get going.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, is the movie about the jazz drummer going to
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  Speaker 7: be on the Oscars?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 7: Why wasn't that in the soundtrack section that we.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was disqualified. Why?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, because of.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was already jazz.
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  Speaker 4: Music.
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  Speaker 3: It's already jazz.
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  Speaker 2: It's already been jazz.
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't count.
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  Speaker 2: It's not none new jazz.
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  Speaker 7: Sounds like Oscar dubstep.
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  Speaker 10: Oscar Skrillex.
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  Speaker 3: Oscar Skrillex.
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  Speaker 7: Oscar Skrillex performs the Oscars in dubstep.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to.
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  Speaker 7: Is Oscar Skrillex his first name, though? For real?
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  Speaker 2: It might be.
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  Speaker 7: I want a cat named Oscar Skrillex.
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  Speaker 2: Get him on the phone.
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  Speaker 7: Is it raining in Los Angeles? Did I see that correctly?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's allowed. It's so rare. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think they're allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's Louisville's own Jennifer Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even recognize her, do you?
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  Speaker 10: I mean, you know, I was out there on the
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  Speaker 10: red carpet.
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  Speaker 2: I just think seeing everybody.
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  Speaker 11: I get excited for the Oscar because the opportunity to
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  Speaker 11: see everybody who's the best in this field.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 12: The man has got a gap in his coots.
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  Speaker 8: I was going to say, you can drive a truck
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  Speaker 8: through that gap.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Good one. That gap.
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  Speaker 2: That gap. That gap, though.
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  Speaker 12: It's like his gap has a sidekick. You see the
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  Speaker 12: little mini gap on the right-hand side there? He's got
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  Speaker 12: the main gap and then the little gap.
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  Speaker 7: A sidecar gap.
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  Speaker 8: The garage, and then there's the carport.
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  Speaker 12: Man, a gap like that confuses me, because it's like,
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  Speaker 12: was there a tooth there?
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  Speaker 10: Or did you just have.
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  Speaker 12: Weird teeth, and your gap's just really that big?
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  Speaker 3: What do they have in common with each other?
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  Speaker 12: Common's picking them a little age these days.
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  Speaker 7: I'm learning that Common speaks the same way he raps.
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  Speaker 2: It's really not much different.
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  Speaker 7: He doesn't have a hip-hop voice. He hip-hops his speaking voice.
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  Speaker 7: That's interesting to know.
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  Speaker 2: And not effective, really. That's just my opinion.
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  Speaker 7: It's like water for chocolate.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, do we have chocolate?
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  Speaker 7: That was a common joke, actually. It was a pretty
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  Speaker 7: deep cut for all you hip-hop fans out there.
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  Speaker 9: Crickets.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 7: Chrissy Teigen.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's fun.
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  Speaker 7: Are we talking about the girl that looks like she's
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  Speaker 7: at the prom?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. All right. John Legend's wife. Okay. She looks really different.
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  Speaker 12: I didn't realize that was her. She does all the
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  Speaker 12: snack challenge show that's on MTV.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember what it's called.
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  Speaker 7: Yo MTV snacks.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like Epic Meal Time.
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  Speaker 10: She looks really different there, though. Beetlejuice.
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  Speaker 2: Beetlejuice.
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  Speaker 7: Yay, Michael Keaton. I don't give a fuck what you
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  Speaker 7: say or do. Just stand there and be Michael Keaton
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  Speaker 7: and you're fine.
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  Speaker 2: He's always Michael Keaton. That's what makes him awesome.
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  Speaker 12: He'll be the best looking one in a Beetlejuice sequel.
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  Speaker 7: When they make the Batman movie where Robin dies, when
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  Speaker 7: they turn that into a movie, they need to have
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  Speaker 7: Michael Keaton be Alfred the Butler. That would be such
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  Speaker 7: a great.
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  Speaker 2: Can we just have him be Batman again? I'm okay
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  Speaker 2: with that, really.
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  Speaker 3: No, we can't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Patrick.
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  Speaker 3: Did someone say dragon?
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: Continual Batman impersonation.
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  Speaker 7: Are they going to make a clean and sober two?
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  Speaker 7: Off the wagon and back on the wagon?
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  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for Dream Team 2, my son.
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  Speaker 7: Dream Team 2 would be great. Wait a minute. So
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  Speaker 7: I need to download an app on my phone, and
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  Speaker 7: the app is a briefcase that I will open and
• 6:31
  Speaker 7: Neil Patrick Harris will be surprised at the Oscars?
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  Speaker 2: It seems complicated already.
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  Speaker 3: Why do we have.
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  Speaker 7: Why do we have to have an app for every
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  Speaker 7: fucking thing at this point?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's how social media works. Did you get our
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  Speaker 2: app for Meltdown on?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: Our Oscar Meltdown app? You didn't get it?
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 7: Damn it. I didn't even make my own app for
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  Speaker 7: my own podcast because fuck apps. Hashtag fuck apps. If
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  Speaker 7: your glasses are going to be invisible, why would you
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  Speaker 7: wear them? Like, if you're going to wear glasses, why
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  Speaker 7: don't you just say, fuck it, dude, I've got glasses on.
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  Speaker 7: Do they make clear Chuck Taylors? What if I had
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  Speaker 7: a pair of those invisible glasses on and also invisible
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  Speaker 7: Chuck Taylors?
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  Speaker 2: I would wear them if they had them.
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  Speaker 3: Body, mind, and soul?
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  Speaker 8: Clear vinyl ones.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're selling briefcases. Karen, you're once again in charge
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  Speaker 2: of doing the dress reviews. Oh, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I'm keeping an eye.
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  Speaker 2: On my thing. Or Patrick can do them, I mean.
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  Speaker 7: I can do them. I'm a goddamn costume designer. That
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  Speaker 7: dress is garbage.
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  Speaker 2: Next. You're not being elaborate enough. We need a very elaborate,
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  Speaker 2: wordy description of your issues with it. Have you not
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  Speaker 2: seen Joan Rivers? Not so much lately, but in general.
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  Speaker 7: No, you know I've never watched a red carpet thing,
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  Speaker 7: anything in my entire life. This is the very first time.
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  Speaker 2: And we're capturing it.
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  Speaker 7: We're capturing it.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, so, as previously mentioned, we have our own And
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  Speaker 2: this is the awarding of the foilers. So, not only
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  Speaker 2: is it a major award, but you can take home
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  Speaker 2: leftovers in it. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: It took him seven hours to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I have a wall of them. I'm really impressed. I'm very,
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  Speaker 2: very impressed with that. Just sit at home forming foilers
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 11: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have Oscars. Those are licensed. You can't even
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  Speaker 2: have something that looks like one. They have to hold
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  Speaker 2: stars and stupid shit. Alright, are we ready?
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  Speaker 3: Are we going to play hashtag Oscars?
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  Speaker 2: Hashtag fuck those guys.
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  Speaker 7: Hashtag fuck those guys.
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  Speaker 2: That was our recent hashtag. It was hashtag fuck those guys. So,
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  Speaker 2: fuck those Oscars. Hashtag fuck those Oscars.
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  Speaker 3: Because they really let me down last year.
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  Speaker 2: You'll probably be upset about this year as well, but
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  Speaker 2: let's get into it. So, the category number one is
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  Speaker 2: the most questionable career decision made by an actor, actress,
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  Speaker 2: or filmmaker in 2014. Naomi Watts wearing this dress right now. Oh, Naomi.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. Naomi Watts wearing
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  Speaker 2: this lipstick right now.
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  Speaker 8: Not eating that sandwich yesterday is a regrettable decision.
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  Speaker 2: She needs a sandwich, doesn't she? She does. A couple
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  Speaker 2: of them. Dagwoods, maybe?
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  Speaker 3: Look, that's what they wear in Australia, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Alright, so the nominees are Nicholas Cage doing Left Behind,
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  Speaker 2: Tim Burton attempting to go legit with Big Eyes, I
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  Speaker 2: disagree with this one, Scarlett Johansson for doing Under the Skin,
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  Speaker 2: and Emile Hirsch for choking a woman at Sundance, which
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  Speaker 2: was a legit thing. I read the whole thing today.
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  Speaker 7: I think he like she deserved to be choked or she.
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  Speaker 2: Was a producer i believe and he was not happy
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  Speaker 2: with her and also i think really drunk sort of
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  Speaker 2: how it went so not only did he come up
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  Speaker 2: and kind of just start talking smack but then later
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  Speaker 2: he like came back up from behind and grabbed her
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  Speaker 2: by the throat and started choking her He pulled her
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  Speaker 2: over a table and then ended up on top of
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  Speaker 2: her trying to full-on choke her out.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say, that wins.
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  Speaker 11: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have a safety word?
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  Speaker 10: Pineapple.
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  Speaker 2: Pineapple. No, that was the real world, sadly. But the
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  Speaker 2: winner is... Oh, no, I know the winner.
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  Speaker 3: I know the winner.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: I know the winner.
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  Speaker 3: All right, go for it. Was it Sundance or... Is
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  Speaker 3: that the one?
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  Speaker 2: Sundance? We haven't gotten to it yet.
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  Speaker 3: Sundance?
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  Speaker 2: There's still another one coming that is the winner.
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  Speaker 3: Jupiter ascending at Sundance. That is the actual winner of
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  Speaker 3: this category.
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  Speaker 2: Only in dates. And the winner is Aaron Eckhart for I, Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 10: I still haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't use it that bad. I think that's everyone's feeling.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, that looks so bad I didn't
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  Speaker 2: watch it yet.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, that was the whole thing with the
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  Speaker 12: trailers and all the hype. I'm like, I still can't
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  Speaker 12: believe this is going forward.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 10: Like, this is really still a thing?
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  Speaker 2: Well, like, any year they've got like three different Frankenstein
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  Speaker 2: properties in production. Like, right now there's Several more, I think,
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  Speaker 2: that are already in the works.
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  Speaker 10: Isn't it part of the whole official.
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  Speaker 2: No. See, they're doing other ones, too. They're doing the one.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Is that not them rebooting all the Universal Monsters?
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  Speaker 10: See, that's what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 12: That's what that last Dracula movie supposedly was. Which, to me...
• 11:23
  Speaker 12: Because I thought these were still movies that were coming.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, we're going to get.
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  Speaker 12: These good, integral... reboots of these classic monsters and then
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  Speaker 12: i read that that was their dracula reveals like oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God that also didn't look like it went well.
• 11:37
  Speaker 12: Response to bella lugosi that this is your new bella
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  Speaker 12: lugosi this guy.
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  Speaker 10: In this story in this movie.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Bella lugosi i believe it no hobbit dude dude was awesome.
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  Speaker 12: I mean does that mean they're making more Based on
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  Speaker 12: that Dracula movie, was that just the first of a series?
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  Speaker 2: Do we know that was really it? I'm pretty sure that.
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  Speaker 10: Was really it, right?
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  Speaker 12: Because I remember kind of reading it as like, hey,
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  Speaker 12: you know, they're going to redo the classic monsters. And
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  Speaker 12: in the same article, it was like, and they've already
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  Speaker 12: went forward with Dracula.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, whoa, wait, what?
• 12:11
  Speaker 12: I thought this was future, not now. They're probably just going.
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  Speaker 3: To release four, and whichever one gets the most attention.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, this is it!
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  Speaker 3: This was our Frankenstein!
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  Speaker 2: Ignore those other ones.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hope not.
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  Speaker 7: Are you talking about the Dracula movie that looked like
• 12:27
  Speaker 7: a Lord of the Rings movie that I saw the
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  Speaker 7: preview for?
• 12:30
  Speaker 12: I forget the dude's name.
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  Speaker 10: It's like that.
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  Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings dude.
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  Speaker 2: Look, Derek.
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  Speaker 3: It was the guy from The Hobbit.
• 12:35
  Speaker 10: Is it legit him? Is that really Thorin or whoever?
• 12:38
  Speaker 10: Is that really him?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: It's the guy who.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the bard.
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  Speaker 10: Bard the Bowman.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. You mean Dracula. You really.
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  Speaker 12: Like, when you thought Bela Lugosi, you thought that dude.
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  Speaker 10: That was your Dracula reboot.
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  Speaker 3: It should have been Alan Rickman. Al Snape.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously.
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  Speaker 3: I don't drink wine.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's a little more Nosferatu.
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  Speaker 3: Adam Levine. No one cares.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: We already attacked Adam Levine last week.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I wish I would have been here for that.
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  Speaker 12: We can bring him back.
• 13:17
  Speaker 7: It's never too late to attack him.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no shortage of Adam Levine.
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  Speaker 3: We're here tonight to talk about how big your features are.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Where did I get these eyes?
• 13:26
  Speaker 10: Is that Jesus back there?
• 13:27
  Speaker 12: Who's back there in a white suit?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's Jared Leto.
• 13:29
  Speaker 10: So turn him water into wine back there and shit.
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: Who's the old dude, man?
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: He called Kanye a punk. You gotta be careful around
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Did he call him a punk?
• 13:38
  Speaker 8: I think he's allowed to call him a punk.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: I can totally see him being like, motherfucking crack that
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: cap your ass.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Clint fucking Eastwood, punk.
• 13:48
  Speaker 12: She looks like she's in pain. Is she trying to
• 13:49
  Speaker 12: duck lip? Because she looks like she's constipated. That was
• 13:53
  Speaker 12: really weird. I'm not a big fan of that gold dress.
• 13:56
  Speaker 12: It looks very, like, curtained.
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  Speaker 3: They're not ready. I'm ready.
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  Speaker 12: That little girl on the left looks like she's just
• 14:03
  Speaker 12: suspenders away from, like, a German beer festival.
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town.
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  Speaker 3: Beep, beep. I found another human that I'm taller than.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Would you like a pastry? This part is so exact.
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  Speaker 14: So you were in a movie where you locked yourself
• 14:18
  Speaker 14: in a house while white people killed each other outside.
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  Speaker 7: But have you noticed how the guests are gradually getting taller?
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: Do you think this ends when somebody taller than she
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: is steps up to her?
• 14:27
  Speaker 10: They're like, what bitch?
• 14:28
  Speaker 12: His ears get bigger somehow.
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: He's becoming more elven looking as he's getting older.
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  Speaker 12: I've never noticed how weird his earlobes are. They're very,
• 14:40
  Speaker 12: I don't know, not lobish. The tops of his ears
• 14:44
  Speaker 12: line up perfectly with the tops of his eyebrows.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Why is your face so symmetrical?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ethan.
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  Speaker 7: This is a dream of 90s teen movies dying right
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  Speaker 7: in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: People get old, man.
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  Speaker 3: I just refuse to make another movie. Until we do
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: After Sunrise.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't match his makeup.
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  Speaker 7: He's moving like an old person more than he's looking
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: like an old person.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: He's like.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they didn't contour his face.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: They didn't really. I just watched a movie with him today.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: He's pretty awesome.
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: Reality Bites? Wasn't he in Reality Bites?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: Is that what you watched?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: He's kind of a dick, but no, no, I didn't
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: watch it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 10: He's a huge dick.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: He's kind of a dick.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: Was he in Singles?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: No, that was Matt Dillon, right?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Yes. Dillon McDermott or Dermot? I was waiting to see
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: where that was going. It was hanging there. I was
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: waiting for it. Neil Patrick Harris, the only one anyone
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: cares about.
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: I never got my George Takai, Neil Patrick Harris, Betty
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: White human centipede.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Where are you working on that?
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: I had a Facebook petition going for a while that
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: nobody signed.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I wonder why.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: Everyone wanted your own name.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: And then I made a whole bunch of fake Facebook
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: accounts and signed them all up.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of trouble, though.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Think about it, though. Neil Patrick Harris, Betty White, George Sakai,
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: Human Centipede. I don't care what order you put them in.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: I was going to say, who's the front, who's the back,
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: who's the middle?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: We'll get back to that.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: I think Betty White should be in the front. She's
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: the one that strikes me as the leader. I don't
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: know the other.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know who the other two.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's beloved. We all want to hear her. We'll
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: get back to George Decade later.
• 16:32
  Speaker 12: I wonder if they'll bring him back for the Heroes reboot.
• 16:38
  Speaker 12: Because he was in original Heroes. He was like the
• 16:40
  Speaker 12: one dude's dad.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Neil Patrick, right? Betty White.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: If somebody would just airbrush me a shirt, you know,
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: like the airbrushed dragons on shirts or the wolf howling
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: at the moon. If I just had like a Betty White,
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: George Takai, fucking Neil Patrick Harris human centipede like on
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: a cliff howling at the moon, that would be the
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: best shirt.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that can be arranged. I've seen a lot
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: of ridiculous shirts out there.
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Talk to your people at Langley. Get back to me.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I'll see what I can do. It's going to cost you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: All right. Next category. In this one, see, we come
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: back to the previously mentioned George Takei. The movie moment
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: that made you say, oh my, in George Takei style.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Or the most shocking moment in a 2014 film.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Is there a human centipede from 2014?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I believe this one.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, let's talk about that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: So, we have... Has anyone seen Walk Among the Toons?
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Alright. This might be a minor spoiler. I'll try to
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: skip over the major spoilers. There's a roof suicide in
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Walk Among the Tombstones. There's a murder, spoilers for real world,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: there's a murder in Foxcatcher. The terrible robots in Interstellar.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: The sentinel attack in Days of Future Past. What category
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: is this? The most shocking moment in a movie from
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's the only one I know at this point.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I mean, murdering your entire cast in the
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: first ten minutes wasn't kind of shocking for you.
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: Oh, you mean at the end?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: No, at the beginning when they killed every member of
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: the cast. Except for Kitty Pryde. Who zapped their way
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: into the future with that dude.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, right, right, right.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: You know, I don't know.
• 18:34
  Speaker 12: I could geek rant, but it's just like that movie
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: happening at all was kind of a shocker to me.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: They're really still pushing this angle.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: What else shock value?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Our previously mentioned on this show, Raid 2. Since we
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: covered our sort of barely covered Raid 1. I love the.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Reverse guillotine hits on the internet.
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: What's the shock in Raid 2?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: The entire film pushed the envelope according to this person.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: The lightbulb scene in Oculus. Scarlet and her skin shedding. Wait, which?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: It's actually really good.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I downloaded it and I want to watch it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Virtual reality dev kit.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: What was the lightbulb scene?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: When he's chewing on the lightbulb instead of it being
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: an apple.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: Oh, the one with the mirror, right?
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: And the winner is... Under the Skin.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Under the Skin?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Under the Skin.
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: Man, I had to wick you that movie right afterwards.
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: Like, I don't know what I just watched.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: Man, I felt like I was like in this... Lynch environment.
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: I was like, okay, I can do this. I can
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: figure this out. But when the skin came off, it's like, no,
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: I'm lost. Because up until then, I had some theories.
• 19:45
  Speaker 12: I'm like, no, I don't know what's going on. So
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: the skin thing... for me was like, holy F, this
• 19:52
  Speaker 12: is a whole other level than what I thought it was.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Can I ask for one thing, though? I only watched
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: the first 15 minutes of Under the Skin. What ends
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: up happening?
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: Are you serious?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I watched when the guy goes into the ocean and
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: she's sitting there waiting for him or whatever.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: What happens?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: You missed out.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Or she walks into a black room.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: What is the thing?
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: Like I can, I had to wiki it afterwards because
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: I legit was like, you know, we finished the movie.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't, I don't.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Know what I just saw.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: And there's, you know, it's the kind of thing where
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: you could say, like I'm about to, you could say
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: the story and it won't spoil the movie because you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: Can't make those connections.
• 20:26
  Speaker 12: She's an alien.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: She's an alien from another planet.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: The dude on the motorcycle is kind of her, her watcher,
• 20:32
  Speaker 12: her wrangler, kind of make sure she's doing things right.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: And she's gathering.
• 20:36
  Speaker 12: People for, Whatever, for resources, whatever she's gathering people for. So, yeah,
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: she was an alien from another planet. And you see
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: her being an alien at some point. She gets attacked
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: in a way to where her skin gets ripped, and
• 20:51
  Speaker 12: she peels off her entire body, and it's like she's
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: this black creature.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: But it's still her naked walking in that one scene, right?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: That's like her.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: That's what you're looking for, right?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I took it off after that point.
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: She walks around naked like three or four times in
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: that movie.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Second and third, watching it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: See, I thought that was my favorite part, is the
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: fact that most dorky guys that just want to see
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: her naked have to actually sit through a really weird,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: surreal movie.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: It was horrible for 45 minutes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I liked it. I'm on the other side of this argument,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: because I wrote a glowing review of it. I thought
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: it was awesome, just saying.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Brian loved it because it's the only movie trying to
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: be a movie in at least eight years.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of.
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: I guess I wasn't impressed with X-Men just because from
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: reading comics, you see people die and come back to
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: life so many times.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: You're like, they're not dead. So I guess, you know,
• 21:40
  Speaker 10: for me, I was like, well, it's just a comic
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: book movie.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I still thought that opening was kind of badass, but
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Under the Skin's like possibly more impressive.
• 21:48
  Speaker 12: I just almost, I don't know.
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: Like, I wonder if there's a director's cut. Like, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: feel like.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Of which one?
• 21:54
  Speaker 12: The movie Under the Skin. Like, I feel like it,
• 21:58
  Speaker 12: it had me curious. The whole movie, I was like
• 22:00
  Speaker 12: really curious.
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: I'm like, what is this? What's going on?
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: I want to really get into this. But at the end,
• 22:05
  Speaker 12: I was a little disappointed that I still didn't know
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: what the hell I just watched. Which sometimes is cool.
• 22:09
  Speaker 12: I mean, the visuals are amazing. I've watched Lost Highway
• 22:14
  Speaker 12: 50 times and I still couldn't tell you what that
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: movie's about. But I still really like watching it. But
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: Under the Skin, I needed a little bit more to
• 22:21
  Speaker 12: really go, all right.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: I'm glad I get.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: To go back and watch it now. And she walks
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: into that black room. I'm like, now I understand something.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: She's with Gaga.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I love her too.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: She actually sent a Lady Gaga impersonator.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: My 29th birthday party was a Lady Gaga party. It
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: was so fun.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: We just need to awe Lady Gaga for a minute.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I love her. I just want to boop her on
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: her nose.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: She's so fucking cute.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, I would pay to see that. I'm not as
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: sold on her, but I'd like to see you do that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I wish her dress was made of chicken.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: I wonder if she lifts her ass up if she
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: has the three children of poverty like from A Christmas Carol.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: She does.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Or maybe like inside of her chest plate somewhere like
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: in Scrooge.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: We're going to get phone calls.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Look at how cute she is.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: She's got like dishwashing gloves on. What's her real name?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Stephanie Germanotta. Ding. Bonus points.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Kerry Washington.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: It is Kerry Washington.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And Patrick will never know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: That woman in the lower left, that's Kerry Washington?
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Weird old white lady, red dress.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: I'd like to point out for those playing at home
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: that the really tall lady just interviewed Bradley Cooper and
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: he was the same height as her. So I am
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: in fact right. Her interview guests are getting taller and taller.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: And her last one will be taller than her. That
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: was my prediction, and so far I'm right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I love Hollywood.
• 24:00
  Speaker 14: Just keep putting me in movies where I get to
• 24:02
  Speaker 14: bang young, hot-haired stars.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: I still like him best when he's a raccoon.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Or making out with Betty White. Making out with Betty
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: White for the win. Check out this place.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Check out everything.
• 24:16
  Speaker 12: Check out the glamour, the glitter, people tweeting on.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: The Twitter, and no one's drunk and bitter.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yet because no one has lost. Look at the diamonds,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: the dresses, people going to excesses.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: The stress is on.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: And everybody's fingers are crossed.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I know the camera's on and we're behaving our best.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Yet I secretly hope someone pulls a Kanye West.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: Want some music for your ears? Doo-Wop Shop makes it
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: easy to rent for any event, business meeting, or special occasion.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: From PA systems to karaoke machines to just about anything
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: that makes noise, you can rent it from the Doo-Wop Shop.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: In Louisville, find them either at their Highland store at
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: 1587 Bardstown Road, or in the East End at 2915
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: South Hurstburn Parkway. And look for them online at doo-wop-shop.com.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: Doo-Wop Shop. We're serious about music.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Louis Gossett Jr.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: This is Movie Meltdown.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Hey!
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: One man, one goal.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: One mission Hello, my name is Sashene Littlefeather.
• 25:26
  Speaker 13: I'm Apache, and I'm president of the National Native American
• 25:31
  Speaker 13: Affirmative Image Committee.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: I'm representing Marlon.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Brando this evening, and he has asked me to tell you...
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Sign for food.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Bring on down the food bill.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Stick around.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: All I have is meat. Listen to me now.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: Food is better when it's meaty. Here have a scrumptious creaky.
• 25:50
  Speaker 11: Like my evil sweetie.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: My pork may squeal and whistle as I grind them
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: into fistfuls.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: Now here I'll begin.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: You need a rundown of all the porks involved in this?
• 26:06
  Speaker 12: Man, I saw like five different pork body parts involved
• 26:10
  Speaker 12: in that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: There's more than enough.
• 26:11
  Speaker 12: I just assume they're all like small, wrapped up pig
• 26:15
  Speaker 12: utero things.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: For those of you who haven't been here for seven years, many,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: many a year ago, even well before the movie Meltdown
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: portion of it kicked in, we decided to do an
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Oscar party. And I was like, any idiot can have
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: an Oscar party. I want to have the Oscar Meyer party.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: And so we kicked it off that year, and I
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: started with Fried Bologna. And I've since stepped it up
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: and added as many things as possible. And it's now
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: just become what can we wrap into a Pillsbury. And
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: we're not getting sponsored by them yet. But Pillsbury, if
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you want to send some cash over, that'd be great.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: But how many things can we wrap up into some
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: sort of hors d'oeuvre thing? So in the mix this
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: time around, let's do the rundown. We've got bologna, the classic.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: We have to go back to the classiest of all meats.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Followed by Spam, also classy. Hot dogs.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Does Oscar Mayer make Spam?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: No, but they're not sponsoring us either, so fuck that.
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: Fuck them.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I can put whatever I want in this thing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: So there's, let's see, we've got hot dogs. We've got some,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I had some pepperoni over there. Wow. We have a
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: good amount of bacon in most of these. Little smokies.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: We've got, there's some ham, some cubed ham is in there.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: And all of that can be found on that plate?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: On that plate. It's a mixture of all the different
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: types of pork you can jam into one thing. Now,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: for those who have issues with it, again, if you
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: pay attention to the show, several people on the show
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: are vegan. So we are, in fact, vegan friendly. They
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: just keep deciding to not come to this event. It's
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: not really for that reason. I mean, actually, Fred came
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: to one of them and I suckered him into eating
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: a corn dog that year. So I'm pretty pleased with that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: The one with the toothpick.
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: They all have toothpicks.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: God damn it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Just pick one and you'll find out. Cardo Montabon.
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: This is a little scary.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm so excited about Jurassic World.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: So much pig wrapped up in a little biscuit.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you can't identify what Spam looks like.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: Was Chris Pratt close to Harris Whittles?
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: I'm stoked. Steven Spielberg's on board now, too. Which is great,
• 28:26
  Speaker 12: because the less Lucas, the better.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good rule, actually.
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: The less Lucas, the better.
• 28:33
  Speaker 12: I mean, I heard that Spielberg was the reason he
• 28:36
  Speaker 12: got in Jurassic World, right? Wasn't Spielberg a big Chris
• 28:39
  Speaker 12: Pat fan and kind of.
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: Pushed for that?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I can see that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 12: What is up with all the English people? This pink
• 28:46
  Speaker 12: woman has.
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: A fetish for English dudes.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: We came over here for a reason.
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: Get away from those fuckers.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Sorry, English listeners. But you know we have attitude. That's
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: why we love.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: This is a family show.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: What kind of Manson family? What?
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: We threw their tea into the harbor and they stole
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: all our acting roles.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: Well, hello there, Doctor Strange.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: They can't hear me looking at you.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, it was piercing, people.
• 29:12
  Speaker 12: Just saying he's going to be Doctor Strange. Is that
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: what she's saying?
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: You're now in the Marvel umbrella.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: She's never heard of Doctor Strange. I hate to tell you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: She's lucky if she knows who Doctor Who is. And
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: she probably thinks it's him.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: I like it when people try to talk about important
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: shit amidst dresses and fanfare.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Fancy dresses, not just dresses. Because they clearly go together.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: Let me ask you a question about.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: What you're wearing and then what you're doing.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Ask her, like, math questions and shit. I want some
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: square root shit thrown out there. Come on.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: What do you think the slope intercept form?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: It's the capital of Idaho. Go. And then if they
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: don't get it right, they're kicked out of the Oscars.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: You don't get to win.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I'm a John Luthor. And I'm motorboat damn titties.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: All right. Next up. Best kill in a 2014 movie.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I'm interested to see. Actually, I know what the response
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: is going to be.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I know what my answer is, and I think it's
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: the same answer as the rest of America.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Do you want to call it a head?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to already go. I want to solve
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: the puzzle, Alex.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Do you need a vowel or anything?
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: Championship match.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: What's that chick's name from that movie?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: The one we were discussing earlier?
• 30:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: That was a great answer.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: It's not bad.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: It's in the running.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: It's not Neil Patrick Harris and British women?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. I just said it. Gone Girl.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, what movie are you thinking of?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to listen to you, you're a woman. I'm
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: trying to get my throat slit while being inside of someone.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Who here hasn't seen Gone Girl?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Gone Girl. Erica hasn't seen it. We
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: just talked about that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Never mind. Okay, go on.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: Sorry.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert. The first one in the running here is
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the end of Gone Girl area. Let's just put it
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Without spoilers. Okay, next. Patrick already did. Let's see. Tom
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Cruise and Edge of Tomorrow. I like that one because
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: you get like 473 of them. I've actually wanted to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: see them.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Die that many times. And I think that's pretty awesome.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I think that was pretty awesome, so I like that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: The final kill in Oculus. Again, we've got some Oculus land.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: That is really good.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Because you're not ready for it, but you see it coming.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know it's coming for like an hour
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and a half. They set it up, and I'm like,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: so we're going to see that before the end. You
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: still don't see it coming, so it's awesome. And the... Well,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: speaking of her, the big finale for Scarlet's character in
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Under the Skin. But that's not the winner. And the
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: winner is... Godzilla's final kill, which I believe Patrick referred
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: to as the money shot.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I'm really proud of him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: The one where he opened up his mouth and just
• 31:47
  Speaker 12: like blasted right down his throat.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Fucking, I am ready for a trilogy of that Godzilla.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: And you hated it a lot.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I did hate it. I absolutely hated it, but it
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: has potential.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: You know? That kind of was my take on it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I hated the way that he structured it and a
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: lot of that whole middle nonsense.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I hate that white kid.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That dorky kid. But I was just like, so much
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: of that last battle, I'm like, just keep making that.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: The tail knock into the building.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: The second final slam.
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: And I think they kind of know that, which is
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: why there's going to be three monsters in part two.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: They're like, all right, screw it.
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: Even though, honestly, to give the guides, credit i mean
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: go back and watch the old godzilla movies and it
• 32:30
  Speaker 12: really is three quarters people talking walking driving strategizing and
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: then that last quarter is like what you watch it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: For godzilla go nuts and the door.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Is closed though that's the best that's the most frustrating
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: scene that one makes me that is.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: What older men experience when they take viagra i like
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: him so much better with facial hair.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Because he doesn't look like a boy anytime i see
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: him i just think of.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Greatest film of all time. Next category.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Are you sure? We don't want to look at Chris
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Evans anymore. He's kind of dreamy.
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: He's so dreamy.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: He looks good.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Catman America. Fuck yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: The most miscast actor or actress for their role in
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: a 2014 film. Let's see. We have Which I kind
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: of disagree. Scarlett Johansson and Lucy, that's not the problem
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: with that. I think she's still pretty good in it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of problems with that movie. Again, I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: think this is an odd one. Captain America and Winter Soldier.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I felt it was a spy movie that didn't need
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: a superhero in the middle of it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 12: Well, couldn't you say that about the second Batman movie?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I thought that was strange.
• 33:40
  Speaker 12: It didn't need Batman or Joker either. Just because it
• 33:42
  Speaker 12: has a good script doesn't mean that I feel like
• 33:46
  Speaker 12: that's a little bit of a prejudice thing. It's like, oh,
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: this script's way too good for comic book reference. Fuck you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 10: Okay, there's a lot of great storytelling in comic books.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I do like this one because he specifically refers to
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: this person as Kick-Ass Dude in Godzilla. He has no name.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: He will just be Kick-Ass Dude. Anybody know?
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: Being cast for that role matter, though?
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: He wasn't good enough to be the random kid?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I thought he was good in Kick-Ass, but it was
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: a mess. Granted, his role was not written well either,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: but he did nothing with it but stay in there. Again,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: there were more problems than him, but he wasn't helping any.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I also like that Godzilla in Godzilla... I don't know
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: what film that was, but it was not a Godzilla movie.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of true, but come on.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, let's see. And I do like the option of
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: eyelinered Christian Bale as Moses. I didn't see that. They
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: dig some eyeliner in the old days.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Why is nobody in that movie a Muslim? Because Hollywood
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: made it, that's why.
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: But.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Nope, here we go. And the winner is, and you
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: probably won't argue, Jamie Foxx as Electro. Oh, man.
• 35:04
  Speaker 10: I could totally get behind that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Very bad call.
• 35:09
  Speaker 12: That movie was a bad call. Way to go, Sony. Like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: I've never seen a movie that, well, I'm sure I
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: can think of something, but there were some really great
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: action scenes. It was so weird that, to me, that
• 35:21
  Speaker 12: was like a complete opposite of what I thought going
• 35:23
  Speaker 12: into it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 12: I actually really dug his relationship with Gwen Stacy more
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: than I did everything else. Like, I thought as a
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: romantic comedy, it was, I felt, it just, it felt real. Like,
• 35:35
  Speaker 12: it didn't feel forced. I felt like they had this
• 35:36
  Speaker 12: kind of realistic kind of back and forth. Like, I
• 35:39
  Speaker 12: kind of dug the couple dating aspect more than I
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: did the actual story.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: If I could get rid of Peter Parker in the
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man movie.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: It's like, we don't need Green Goblin.
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: We don't need Electro.
• 35:48
  Speaker 12: Let's just do the whole thing with him and Gwen
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: dating and just have her die then because it was way.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Better than anything with Electro.
• 35:53
  Speaker 10: That's so sad.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Again, every time we make an action comic book-y movie,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: we have to add 40 or 50 villains to every one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: I wish they would have just had the Sinister Six
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: in it the whole time.
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: But they're going to get their own movie.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 36:09
  Speaker 12: Isn't it so weird? Even with everything going on where
• 36:12
  Speaker 12: Spider-Man is going to be in the Marvel Universe now,
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: they still haven't stopped plans to do the Sinister Six movie.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: So it's like, wait, you don't... But didn't they scrap
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: the next Sony produced Spider-Man?
• 36:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so that's what's weird. There's not another Spider-Man movie
• 36:26
  Speaker 12: in the works, but there is movies for his villains.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Well, because they're not played by that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 12: Suicide Squad has good writing. That's what I'll give about those.
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: The stories.
• 36:36
  Speaker 12: Because Suicide Squad, it is kind of a bunch of
• 36:39
  Speaker 12: B-grade guys.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: They're not.
• 36:41
  Speaker 12: the most appealing people even in a DC universe but
• 36:45
  Speaker 12: like but the stories are well written the things that
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: they go through and stuff it's actually really good writing
• 36:50
  Speaker 12: and I think that's what makes those so interesting I
• 36:52
  Speaker 12: feel like there is you know something to kind of
• 36:54
  Speaker 12: lean on with those but Spider-Man was just written terribly
• 36:58
  Speaker 12: when he started singing like itsy bitsy spider and that
• 37:02
  Speaker 12: like electrical field or whatever I.
• 37:04
  Speaker 10: Was like oh my gosh please just shoot me now.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: That dude looks like he was born with a facelift
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: came out and they were like, your baby had a
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: facelift in the womb.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: He's beat the rest of them to the punch. Look
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: at him.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: When you start out life looking like a skeleton, you
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: can only go downhill from there.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Works for Skeletor.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: Yes, it does. Is Skeletor nominated for anything this year?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I think Best Song. Didn't we play Skeletor last year?
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: We might have.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: This is how I roll.
• 37:34
  Speaker 15: Beating He-Man is my goal.
• 37:36
  Speaker 12: Trap jaw and my evil hoe.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Unlike Beastman hair, I can't grow.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I'm wearing a hoodie. I'm wearing a hoodie.
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: I'm wearing a hoodie.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: It's blue.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I'm wearing a hoodie. I'm wearing a hoodie.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing a hoodie, you can wear one too.
• 37:54
  Speaker 12: When I sit on my throne, this is what I do.
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: I'm ruling over He-Man while I'm decked out in blue.
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: I got He-Man in my grasp, and this time I.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Will not blow it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Blow it, I will not blow it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: What?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I'm evil and I know it.
• 38:10
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• 38:17
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• 38:17
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• 38:18
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• 38:22
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• 38:25
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• 38:27
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• 38:28
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• 38:32
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• 38:33
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• 38:34
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• 38:35
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• 38:36
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• 38:38
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• 38:40
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• 40:01
  Speaker 15: Jan, I must say, you look so beautiful and so hip.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, James.
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  Speaker 4: You look very appealing to a younger demographic as well.
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• 40:12
  Speaker 5: The sound you hear is dripping blood. This is the
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: start of Black Sunday. Black Sunday comes but once every
• 40:22
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• 40:26
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• 40:37
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• 40:41
  Speaker 5: was murdered 500 years ago There in the barren waste
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: that was her cemetery, they nailed the mask of Satan
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: to her face. Not since Dracula stopped the earth has
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• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: We've had a fun Oscar day. We went to the
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: McDonald's across the street and went to the Ripley's Believe
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: It or Not. Now we're here going to enjoy the Oscars.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: It's great fun. Great to be here.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I really like Michael's suit. Michael Strahan? Yeah. Cameron Diaz, right?
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: Damn!
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: That's the gift bag they get that's worth.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: $ 14 million.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: I think so.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. And Kirk Cameron?
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: Was it Kirk Cameron and Cameron Diaz?
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: Something like that, yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think it counts as a gift bag. It
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: comes with a bike in it or something. I don't know.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: If you can't actually fit the stuff in the bag,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: it no longer gets passed along.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: Is that Alan DeGeneres?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Chris Hardwick?
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: They're the same person. It doesn't matter. It is Chris Hardwick. No,
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: it's not.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Chris Hardwick's crying somewhere right now.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: I don't give a fuck if Chris Hardwick cries or not.
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: Did you guys like that movie? please don't tell me
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: you like that movie.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 12: We tried, we tried, we got like 15, 20 minutes
• 42:34
  Speaker 12: in and we were like, no, this can't be salvaged.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: What was wrong with it?
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: It, the quality was really, really bad.
• 42:42
  Speaker 12: Like it felt very much like a made for TV movie,
• 42:45
  Speaker 12: but not even a good made for TV. Like no
• 42:47
  Speaker 12: one could act very well. The story was very forced.
• 42:50
  Speaker 12: Like the Ouija board was so forced. Like the, It
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: shows them playing, like, the very beginning is them playing
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: it as, like, seven-year-olds or something, like, as kids. And
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: then it cuts to them, like, you know, like, pretty
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: much out of high school, you know, and the girl's
• 43:04
  Speaker 12: playing with it on her own. She's like, remember when
• 43:05
  Speaker 12: we used to play this when we were kids? And
• 43:07
  Speaker 12: I'm like, that was so forced. Like, this didn't even
• 43:11
  Speaker 12: have to be about the board game at all. Like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: it was so forced, and it just didn't feel like
• 43:15
  Speaker 12: it was going to get any better.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: It just felt like a paranormal activity.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: Like, why do you need to see the end?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Because you already know what's happening. They all kind of
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: feel like that at this point.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: What if they did the boyhood treatment to a movie
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: about a Ouija board and just filmed people playing with
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: it for 12 years? And just, like, filmed the things
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: that happened over a 12-year period as the results of
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: messing with this Ouija board?
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: Paranormal activity, the TV series.
• 43:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: He's parking people's cars, actually. Look at how he's dressed.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: That's where he needs to be. He looks like he
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: should be.
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: Working on your car.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: Did you need an oil change today? I need to
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: bum a cigarette from him right now.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: He's got one. You just want your fluids topped off? Okay.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: All right. Next up, we have the most impressive, the
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: most impressive visuals.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: He's drunk again. Empire Strikes Back, battle on.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: In a 2014 film. Fuck. This is, we have a
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: lot of like, I don't know if you've noticed, negative
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: spin on some of these things. So I was trying
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: to put a couple of good ones in there over
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: the years now. So as much as the next one
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: after this is going to be slamming, you know, a
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: lot of visuals on movies um they're especially this year
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: there have been some really good ones so this i
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: just left open to whatever people were into cg practical
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: however you want to go with your visual effects hey
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: this is you know sort of open to everything so
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: and the nominees are gazira your favorite come on i
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: thought you'd get all excited gazira Now, this one is
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: kind of what I was thinking when I set up
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the entire thing. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: was pretty damn impressive.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Super surprised.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: I didn't watch it.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Is it good?
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: See, the first one I was so like... Rise is
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: kind of iffy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Dawn is really... And that's the thing. The effects in
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Rise were good. But you can still see, like, wow,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: that looks like really good CG.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look... Like, there are times when I'm like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: did they go shoot apes? Because this is really frighteningly close.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: It looks too good. It's more on par of the
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Tim Burton one.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I expected... Yeah, I expected.
• 45:26
  Speaker 10: Which I still give to.
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: I mean, I love Tim Roth in general, but that
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: was the only dude that looked like a monkey. Everyone
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: else looked like someone in an outfit.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: And he did the monkey so well. Michael Clarke Duncan
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: looked good.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Michael Clarke Duncan? Oh, never mind.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: He's dead. Leave him alone. Oh, yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: I gotta.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: There's no shame. Lady Gaga is so fucking cute.
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: I just love her.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I just want to poop her on the nose.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: She's the cutest.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: What do you want to poop her on the nose with?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I just want to stay a best friend. I love her.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Anyways, what's the next? I just think she's the cutest thing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, next up.
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: Sorry.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to work that in. Visual effects in a
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Lady Gaga song.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Lady Gaga in a meat suit.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: It's like speaking under Precious. It's The Hobbit. Segway? No.
• 46:15
  Speaker 12: No Hobbit.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: No, no. Nice. Nobody thinks of that. But they did
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: like Box Trolls. I didn't like Box Trolls. Because stop
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: motion rules is how that was referenced. And I got it.
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: I do want to see that.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I kind of want to see it just because of that.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Because of who the director is. Yeah, I put it
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: off too just because it seems... It seems almost like.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: A weird DreamWorks thing.
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: Was that a Tartofsky thing?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: No, it's, isn't it Selden?
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Ryan's always right, so just kidding.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: No, I think it was, though, because it's one of
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: those I keep forgetting he does more, like, every couple
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: of years. He, like, knocks out another one that you
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: don't know is him. I'm like, that actually looks good.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Who did that? And it's usually him, so I don't know.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: But the second runner up here, we had several come
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: in for Interstellar, which I got to I gotta say,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: it was pretty damn good. Regardless of what you think
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: of the plot, the effects were pretty damn good. But,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: by a large margin, the winner is Guardians of the Galaxy.
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: Right on.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Again, you can't really... I can't argue. That's the only
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: thing I can say that would take away from Dawn
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: of the Planet of the Apes. Chris Pratt nude scene
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: would have made it a little better.
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: I just didn't like the soundtrack.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Everything else I'm good with.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: You're just not hanging out in the 70s, are you?
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you didn't like the soundtrack? I didn't
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: care for it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: No dubstep 70s music?
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: It was lacking the Skrillex.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Do you think, why come there ain't no Skrillex in
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: this movie?
• 47:41
  Speaker 12: Do you think they'll continue that, do you think, in
• 47:44
  Speaker 12: Guardians 2?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: They gave them the volume 2.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: They'll still be playing retro music?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Well, because it was whatever right when she died, so
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: maybe they move forward two, three years. I mean, it
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: can't go too far into the 80s because she died,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: so it's whatever she put together before she keeled over.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing that's where we're going next time around. But
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: she didn't make another tape, so what happens when we
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: get to three? Oh, we know there's a third one.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: We know, yeah, I guess he makes his own name mixtape.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I have to, I mean, just for Rocket
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and Groot alone. Like, aside from all the other shit
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: that they did. But just those two, the fact that
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: they're not on screen and they feel like real characters
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: is pretty amazing. I was impressed with Rocket.
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: Like, going into it, I was like, he's going to
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: be such a Yoda. You're just going to have this
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: flat guy jumping around anything. Him and Groot together really
• 48:37
  Speaker 12: did feel physically there.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It's impressive. I can't argue with it. So to balance
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: that out, the most obnoxious use of CGI in a
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: 2014 film. That's a me, master! A.K.A. the Jar Jar Award. Um,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: this one, we have a three-way tie. Wow. But before
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: we get to that, we have, uh, the other options were, uh,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Big Eyes, which I didn't know had a lot of
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: CG in it, so now I guess I am gonna
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: have to finish watching the rest of this Tim Burton selection. Uh,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: all of Maleficent, but specifically the little pixies.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck those pixies.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: They seemed really pissed about.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: The motherfucking pixies.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: And uh dracula untold as you were just discussing that
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: lovely movie earlier so you're badly cg'd is what we're
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: learning all right So on the obnoxious CGI, our three-way
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: tie would be number one is your pals at the
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Old Hobbit.
• 49:44
  Speaker 12: Was this the CGI awards?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: They do have. I have added in purchases here except
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: smog because smog is awesome. But I think one of
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: them refers to it as the Hobbit and their Mario
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Party antics.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 49:59
  Speaker 12: I agree, that's completely fair. The absolute overall demeanor of
• 50:03
  Speaker 12: the Hobbit movies compared to Lord of the Rings is
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: a complete tonal change. It's very light-hearted, family, slapstick.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And again, usually it's like Hollywood movies in general are
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: just like, hey, if it's working, don't fix it. It's like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: we're making money off this, just do the same thing.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: So why have they decided, I mean, they win an
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Oscar for that last Lord of the Rings movie, but
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: now they're going to crank out some weird kid movie.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that shift in general.
• 50:31
  Speaker 12: To be, well, I shouldn't say to be fair, but
• 50:34
  Speaker 12: I guess in my geeky opinion, they should have won
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: a couple times, but I think they knew there was
• 50:41
  Speaker 12: three movies coming. They're like, screw it, we'll give it
• 50:43
  Speaker 12: to you on the end. Because really, there wasn't a
• 50:47
  Speaker 12: whole lot of competition in some of those previous years,
• 50:49
  Speaker 12: and it's like, why aren't you guys giving it to
• 50:51
  Speaker 12: Lord of the Rings? And it's like, we just don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: want to give it to you three years in a row.
• 50:56
  Speaker 10: No, Two Towers was pretty.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Two Towers was pretty.
• 50:59
  Speaker 12: Which is ironic because in the book, Two Towers is
• 51:01
  Speaker 12: the best book, I think. Like, that's the one, they
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: skewed things into movies. Like, what was in the movies
• 51:08
  Speaker 12: wasn't necessarily in that book. And the Two Towers book
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: was the best book, in my opinion.
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: It's like Empire.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: That involves words.
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: Like, that middle one was the one that, you know.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I'll take your word.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? No reading, boy.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: That's not what we're here for. We're here to listen.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: We're here to talk about Amazing Spider-Man 2. Oh.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: Was this for CGI?
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Another winner of the most obnoxious CGI.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I would hope for Sam Raimi to
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: direct a Spider-Man.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. Those first two were awesome. Two in particular.
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: I didn't have a problem with the first two. I
• 51:40
  Speaker 10: didn't have a problem with the first two. They were
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: a lot of fun.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Even he hates the third one. I just listened to
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: a whole big interview with him. He was pretty frank
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: about how shafted he got on that deal.
• 51:50
  Speaker 12: We were still working together at Suncoast when all that
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: was going on because that's when the first movie came out.
• 51:56
  Speaker 12: And I think they're working on the second one, but
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: everyone's already screaming for Venom, and he was already deflecting
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: that stuff. And he was real outspoken about, I don't
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: know how to do Venom in a movie.
• 52:07
  Speaker 10: It's not a realistic enemy.
• 52:09
  Speaker 12: It's like he's his rival photographer. Like, why does he
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: want to kill his girlfriend? It's like, I can't do
• 52:16
  Speaker 12: that in a movie and it be feasible.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: And it was.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: He was forced into it, and that's what happened.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And again, the second one's awesome. It has how many villains?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's just one. Skip ahead to three.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: How many do we start cramming in there?
• 52:31
  Speaker 12: Like I said, that's why that diesel train's still on
• 52:33
  Speaker 12: the railroad tracks with that Batman vs.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: Superman.
• 52:36
  Speaker 12: You've got an entire Justice League. You've got Joker. You've
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: got Lex.
• 52:41
  Speaker 10: You've got.
• 52:42
  Speaker 12: I don't know if Supergirl's in it or if she's
• 52:44
  Speaker 12: just getting her own movie slash TV show.
• 52:46
  Speaker 10: Everyone in the world is being thrown into the second movie.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: That is too much. And the third option rounding out
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: the obnoxious CGI is your favorite Transformers Age of Extinction.
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: Transformers wins. Hands down.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I won the Decepticon that they invent in the lab.
• 53:06
  Speaker 12: Because it looks like someone took a pile of like
• 53:10
  Speaker 12: solder scraps and aluminum foil and nails and tacks and
• 53:15
  Speaker 12: just like that messy drawer that you have in the
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: kitchen is just full of crap and somehow like sculpted
• 53:21
  Speaker 12: humanoid shapes out of it, those don't look like fucking shit.
• 53:25
  Speaker 12: They look like a ball of ass. They never have
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: looked like robots.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: They definitely haven't looked like humans. I'm gonna transform into
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Ass Boss.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Coming next summer, Ass Boss.
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: It's the last boss fight in Mega Man.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. No, that was Mega Man 2 I played. Okay,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: never mind.
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: Why can't they do those movies, though? Mega Man movies
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: would be good. I'd watch a Mega Man movie.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: You'd think.
• 53:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah, go to Pixar or something. That is the biggest
• 53:56
  Speaker 12: mouth I've ever seen. Anne Hathaway has just been usurped.
• 54:01
  Speaker 12: That is a large, large cavity.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Is she the girl from Wolf of Wall Street?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: Oh, so she's Harlequin. That's the Harlequin girl.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, DC. And then as soon as I heard her accent.
• 54:21
  Speaker 12: Remember when I made that comment about how Ghost in
• 54:23
  Speaker 12: a Shell could have went full on sex, but they
• 54:25
  Speaker 12: went with the girl that could actually do action too?
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: DC, not so much.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: That girl looks like a Playboy playmate.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Here's old people and tech geeks that you don't care about.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: I can't read.
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: You don't know what a voxel is?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: That's not very deep at all.
• 54:54
  Speaker 12: It's just a cube. We're really dense.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: And we know it. I don't really know what an
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Oscar is either, but I'm here tonight.
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: Voxels are like Legos. It's not deep at all.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I like Legos. Everything is voxel! All right, next up
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: we have the best villain in a 2014 film, which
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: is not me.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I'm the goddamn hero.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: So, did you see John Wick yet?
• 55:23
  Speaker 11: Yes!
• 55:24
  Speaker 10: No. I still need to, sorry.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you? You had to get past that first, like,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: 20 minutes when you're like, oh, fuck this movie.
• 55:30
  Speaker 10: So it is good.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: It's fucking good. It has been rectified.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as much as I was just like. I want
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: them to make sure.
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: Did you see the subway video?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: The which one?
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: Have you seen that stuff?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I posted it. Were you doing it?
• 55:41
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, my bad. It was like, apparently he was
• 55:44
  Speaker 10: just taking the subway.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: In New York. He does that a lot, it says.
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: It's just him getting on the subway.
• 55:49
  Speaker 12: But someone across from him is like, got him, you know,
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: just videotaping the whole time he's on the subway.
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: He is so fucking kind of cool.
• 55:58
  Speaker 12: Because it's like he copied his douchey, pretentious dick. And
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: he's just sitting there and he's just kind of like
• 56:04
  Speaker 12: people watching.
• 56:05
  Speaker 10: He's looking around and just kind of being a regular Joe.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Just kind of hanging out, keeping to himself. A little bored,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: a little awkward.
• 56:11
  Speaker 10: And it was endearing because I was like.
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: You know, it's very easy to imagine someone like him
• 56:17
  Speaker 12: either just shutting down and not acknowledging anyone.
• 56:21
  Speaker 11: Or.
• 56:23
  Speaker 10: Fishing for attention. And he does neither. He really comes
• 56:26
  Speaker 10: across as a dude that's just on the subway.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: You saw the end of it too, right? When some
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: lady gets on and he stands up and gives her
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: a seat. I'm like, for fuck's sake. I was like,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: now you're like all our best friends. I have to
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: love you.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: I was pleasantly surprised with how much I like John Wick.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good. I really want his car. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: want his dog.
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: Totally downloading it. I mean, redboxing it this week.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Buying it on Blu-ray to own for life.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: From a small business local to town.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the villain. The kid or the dad? No, I
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: think the kid.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, go on.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I have to like read it now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: Is he a renowned actor or is he just some
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: new kid?
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Iosef Tarasov?
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: You've seen him in a couple of things.
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: He's Russian.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Everybody's kind of Russian.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: But you know how you hate Joaquin Phoenix so much
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: because of Gladiator? Same thing with this kid.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Like, I fucking can't stand his little shit ass.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Game of Thrones.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Because he's halfway decent.
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: Geoffrey.
• 57:25
  Speaker 12: Geoffrey.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: No.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: The one that gets his dick cut off.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: From the Iron.
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, the Greyjoy.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Greyjoy. Theon Greyjoy.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Can you actually pronounce his name?
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: It's him?
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: Like, he's in it?
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Nice. Okay.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: And you love to hate this little fuck.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a horrible person.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Anyways, go on.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: And one of our nominees.
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: He's typecasting himself.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like. As a little dick.
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: You're always going to be the guy that everyone ends
• 57:49
  Speaker 10: up hating.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just keep going.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of the just previous winner, J.K. Simmons in Whiplash.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I like that. We're getting some interesting villains.
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: He's a bad guy? He's a bad guy in that movie?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: He's a teacher.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: He's a very stern teacher. I mean, he was slapping
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: the shit out of that kid. Yeah, we'll put it
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: that way. Let's see. Actually, Steve Carell as DuPont in Foxcatcher.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Nebula in Guardians of the Galaxy.
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: Like the Doctor Who girl?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Really.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: She's pretty badass. She's so hot in real life. I
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: like this one. Gareth Edwards for making Godzilla. I thought
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: you might enjoy that one. This one, it takes a
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: different turn. I'm kind of okay with where it goes.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Kim Jong-un for nearly, the actual person, for nearly bringing
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: the entire US film industry to its knees. That's a
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: hell of a villain for last year.
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: Is there still proof on that? Doesn't he still deny
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: that Are we.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Going to believe anything this idiot says? Well, we're not
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: done yet. I do like this one just was listed
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: as Winter Soldier was pretty ballin'. Ronin from Guardians. We
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: have too many options here. I like the entirety of
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Hydra in Captain America. And the winner is Gareth Edwards
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: for Making Gods.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Gareth Edwards. That's the internet talking.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: The voice of the internet.
• 59:20
  Speaker 10: Only because Michael Bay wasn't put on it.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: Because Michael Bay is the true villain.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would have voted that way.
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Godzilla would have been a space alien. It would have
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: been awesome. And there would have been, oh, that fake
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: lens flare that Michael Bay does.
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: You know, I don't know. I've watched Godzilla. I don't
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: see me ever watching it again.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: You know, it was like... I'll watch the last 20
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: minutes again.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: It was like... It was....
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: The action was well done, but.
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: It's just... I don't know. I don't know what you
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: can do is my thing. You know, because it's like...
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: Like I said, you go back and you watch the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: old stuff and you.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 12: Really are watching it because you know what's going to come.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 12: It's not like the whole movies are good. It's just,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 12: oh my god, they're going to fight.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: It depends on how far back you go though. The
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: first one is a serious real movie, but you get
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: to that mid run there, it's just wrestling with costumes.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: There's a lot more fighting and ridiculous stuff going on
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  Speaker 2: in that mid part when they realize, okay, this is
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  Speaker 2: what's working, this is what's selling. We want to appeal
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  Speaker 2: to our audience, but Yeah, if you go back far enough,
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  Speaker 2: so I think they were a series that was kind
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  Speaker 2: of finding themselves and what they were going to go for. So, again,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that you need to go to that
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  Speaker 2: if you're trying to reinvent this.
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  Speaker 12: I think I was more entertained with Cloverfield than Godzilla.
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  Speaker 12: It's a more solid movie overall.
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  Speaker 10: It's like I didn't even care about the creature in Cloverfield.
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  Speaker 12: I did care about Godzilla. And that's, I guess, is
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  Speaker 12: kind of a point. It's like the whole time, like,
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  Speaker 12: all right, this is Godzilla. It's going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he is our hero. Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: There was so much Cranston losing his wife and kids
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  Speaker 12: running around. And I just felt like you teased Godzilla
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  Speaker 12: so much. in the actual movie, it's like, okay, it's
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  Speaker 12: movie time. It's okay to have Godzilla now. I get
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  Speaker 12: it in credits and previews and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 12: But it's like, it's go time. Let's have Godzilla in
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  Speaker 12: a Godzilla movie. Even then, you weren't really given Godzilla
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  Speaker 12: to the very end.
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  Speaker 2: Like, and it's very, like, if you're setting up a big,
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  Speaker 2: like a big monster movie, or even like a horror-themed
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing, sometimes you don't want to show your villain,
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  Speaker 2: your monster, your whatever, until the end. Like, you want
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  Speaker 2: to make that the build-up. But it's like, it's Godzilla.
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  Speaker 2: We know what Godzilla is. We understand. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It seems ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: She's so underage.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to re-edit your category with my top three,
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  Speaker 4: starting at number three.
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  Speaker 10: I see Captain America on screen.
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  Speaker 2: Visual effects.
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  Speaker 3: Number three, I only saw the trailer. This was my
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  Speaker 3: number two, actually.
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  Speaker 4: Number three is Jake Gyllenhaal in that movie where he
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  Speaker 4: films people dying.
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  Speaker 2: Nightcrawler.
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  Speaker 4: Number two is The Bad Ape from Planet of the Apes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why that's not on the list.
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  Speaker 2: He's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 4: And number one and winning is Will Ferrell from Lego Movie.
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  Speaker 2: The character in the Lego, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, girl, so hot.
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  Speaker 10: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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  Speaker 3: Not a comic book movie.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting.
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  Speaker 10: What did I say earlier?
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  Speaker 12: You guys can make all the money you want, but
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 12: don't expect Academy to acknowledge anything that came from a
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  Speaker 12: comic book.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the smart second kid. It's like he wins
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: all the science fair awards and makes.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: $ 600, 000 a year. But Johnny's the football star.
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  Speaker 12: Which means he gets to continue being the number one
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  Speaker 12: most hated villain when his next movie comes out.
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  Speaker 10: He said at least there's three creatures in it. Hopefully
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: it's just action.
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  Speaker 14: You just started bitching about how monster action movies, comic
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 14: book movies, don't need more than one bad guy. And
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 14: you're like, three Mothras is going to save Godzilla.
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  Speaker 10: But it's Godzilla. I mean, Godzilla doesn't speak. Godzilla doesn't
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  Speaker 10: have speaking lines.
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  Speaker 12: It's not like he's... He's a regular everyday lizard that
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 12: turns into Godzilla to fight the villain at the end.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 12: You only get him when he's fighting. I mean, isn't
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 12: that the main point? Like, we didn't care about Cranston.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 12: We didn't care about his kids. We didn't care about
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 12: all the human drama.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: So what you're saying.
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  Speaker 10: We wanted the lizard fighting stuff.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: What you're saying is you want a Shakespearean Godzilla.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: He's a normal everyday.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: You want him to put on some glasses.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Just try to sell you car insurance.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: And deliver a dialogue. Ten minutes for a change-up.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, we're being creative.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: This is going to be so edgy.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 10: It's going to be so funny.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: It's going to be so campy.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: We're going to go backstage with the camera.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: Wow, this feels just like SNL, except not really.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: It's kind of Letterman-esque, too. Oh, I get it. Fine, whatever.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: Come on out there in your underwear, boo.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't count. You're all buff and shit. That was
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: the whole point of Michael Keaton. He looked like Michael
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Keaton with no clothes on. Okay, Neil Patrick Harris is
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: getting naked. This party is getting out of control. So
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I say we wrap up this episode and we come
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: back next time with not just more of this Oscar nonsense,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: but more importantly, the rest of the winners of The Foilers.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: And as we go out here, we'll remind ourselves that
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: we're all winners. Oh, no, wait. Maybe that's just you,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Jamie Foxx. winner earlier tonight of the most miscast actor. Congratulations, Jamie.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: And to the rest of you out there, we will
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: return next time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 13: Hey, I'm waking up in the morning. Hustling to the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 13: stage and fucking performing. Hustling through the hate and busting
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 13: the door. Lately nothing misses, I must have been scorned.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 13: Speaking of the misses, I'm watching them pour. Just like
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 13: a drink that I'm enjoying. And call me models, you're
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 13: welcome to join. Just look at me slowly, feeling like joy. Oh,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 13: the band ain't finished yet, on top. But you just
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 13: don't get a chance. I don't get cut, I make
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 13: them cut to check. Can't hear me in the stands,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 13: let me say it again. Oh, you ain't heard all
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 13: the shit. I never got cut, but I make them
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 13: take the check.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: So head on, but guess what?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 11: I feel like I can't miss. I know they want
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 11: me to fall. But ain't nothing negative in this. So
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 11: just pass me the ball. Can't miss, can't lose, can't miss.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 11: You know you're looking at a winner, winner, winner.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Because I'm a winner.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a winner.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I'm stepping out in the evening.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: People winning, they screaming.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: You gotta be cheating, but I'm so breathing. I make
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: this a deal. No faking, I'm seizing. You gotta believe it.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 11: I went through TVs.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 10: The screens, the DVDs, the.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: CDs, the MP3s, overseas. I got no time to talk
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: in this boat.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 16: Hold up, I ain't finished yet On the top, but
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 16: you just don't get it yet I never got cut,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 16: I make a plastic check Can't hear me in the stands,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 16: let me say it again You ain't heard, I'm the
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 16: shit on the top But you just don't get it
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 16: yet I never got cut, but I make.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: A plastic check So hang on, but guess what? I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: feel like I can't miss I.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 11: Know they want me to fall But ain't nothing negative
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 11: in this.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 15: You see the Porsche Panamera got a ministeria. The turbo's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 15: super fast and that McLaren ain't scarier. Hit me, turn
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 15: the corners, burn the rubber in your area.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I'm hard to follow, once the popper clenches, hit the throttle,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I'm recession-proof. I don't run to money, money run to me.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: In this economy, guess I'm considered an anomaly.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: You got his Maseratis, new Ferraris, I got one of these.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: My future bright, tight, like the bitch you got in front.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Turn pain to progression in every studio session. Passionate to perfection,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: to failure, I'm an exception.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: Fuck if you want to lose, to battle me is
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: a blessing.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 15: You think God in the hands of a better man.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 15: I ran from the bottom to the best, no auto-tune.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 15: Been in the lead, say you seen King, follow whom?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 15: Never that, I'm the freshest, go ask whoever that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: King back, money.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 10: Long, got my own Cadillac.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like I can't miss.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: I know they want me to fall. But ain't nothing
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 11: bigger than this.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 16: Hey, man, you thought a little vacation was going to
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 16: hold me back home, boy.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm back, man.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Brighter than ever.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: You understand that?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: You didn't like me then.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: So we need to watch tweets. That's what we've come
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: to at this point. Running people's texts on the screen.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: That's our punishment for not downloading their Oscar app.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: See, if you would have gotten the app, we wouldn't
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: have to watch this crap.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: Motherfuck.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we still have 40 minutes until it starts.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Like I said, we can wrap those up as soon
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: as we're done making fun of things.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: We can go downstairs and watch Kingdom of Heaven.
• 1:09:14
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• 1:09:17
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• 1:09:20
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• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Talk hard!