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The Lost American Value: The Truth · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 4: We've got a lot to talk about today. You know,
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  Speaker 4: Pope Leo has lung cancer. And he's young. He's 71.
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  Speaker 4: So that's kind of young. Kathy Griffith had lung cancer.
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  Speaker 4: They removed the lower right part of his lobe. And
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  Speaker 4: I asked a question online that really... pissed off a
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  Speaker 4: lot of Catholics. But the question was, so God wanted
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  Speaker 4: his emissary on Earth to have lung cancer? It's like,
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  Speaker 4: that's God's big plan for his emissary on Earth? His
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  Speaker 4: right-hand man? His guy? His go-to person on the planet here?
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  Speaker 4: He wants him to have lung cancer, huh? It's like,
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  Speaker 4: what a weird God y'all worship. I am an atheist
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  Speaker 4: because I have a brain. And that doesn't mean there's
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  Speaker 4: not some, not a being, but that there doesn't mean
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  Speaker 4: there's not something greater than us out there. And it
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  Speaker 4: certainly doesn't mean that we stop. Everyone thinks, oh, you're
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  Speaker 4: an atheist. You think we just die. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what happens when we die. No one's ever come back
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  Speaker 4: and told us, at least no one credible. And, you know,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't know. I don't know what happens. I
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  Speaker 4: do know we don't go to some, you know, place
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  Speaker 4: in the sky with a doorman, like a bar with
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  Speaker 4: a list. Okay. That's not what happens. So I know
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  Speaker 4: that for sure. I know for sure that Christian mythology
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  Speaker 4: is wrong. Now, that doesn't mean that there's not some
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  Speaker 4: other dimension that we go to that we perceive as
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  Speaker 4: heaven or nirvana or whatever. I think that people use
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  Speaker 4: religion to stop living. That's the one thing I really
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  Speaker 4: hate about religion is that it doesn't allow people to
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  Speaker 4: live their fullest lives. And if this is the only
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  Speaker 4: one we've got, you want to have them live it
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  Speaker 4: to their fullest. And I don't mean committing crimes and
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  Speaker 4: what people would call sins. I don't sin, and I
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  Speaker 4: don't sin not because I'm afraid of going to hell,
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  Speaker 4: but because it's not the right thing to do. You
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  Speaker 4: should be kind to everybody. You should love everybody. You
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  Speaker 4: should not murder anybody, including animals. You should live a
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  Speaker 4: good life, not because you're afraid of what happens to
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  Speaker 4: you afterwards, but because it's the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, if you are a Christian, bless you, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and your beliefs, maybe I'm wrong. There's always the chance
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  Speaker 4: that I'm wrong. So, you know, that's, you know. So
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  Speaker 4: we do have a lot to talk about today. I've
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  Speaker 4: been trying to keep calmer on the show this week,
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  Speaker 4: and I've been trying to not get as ranty and
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  Speaker 4: not get as wrapped up in Donald Trump's politics, you know,
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  Speaker 4: because I He really is just the sideshow of the week.
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  Speaker 4: I am alarmed, and we'll be talking to Scott tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I think the show tomorrow might be at 1 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: because of Scott's schedule over in Ukraine. So check the website.
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  Speaker 4: It may be at 1 o'clock instead of 10 a.m. tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm alarmed that Elon Musk has chosen sides with Russia.
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  Speaker 4: And we'll talk about that when we come back because
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  Speaker 4: it's clear that Elon Musk has chosen a side and
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  Speaker 4: that that side is Russia. And so we will talk
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  Speaker 4: about when we come back, Elon Musk and his allegiances
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  Speaker 4: to Russia and not to the United States and certainly
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  Speaker 4: not to the Ukrainians. And that's pretty messed up. But
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  Speaker 4: his money, I guess he can do with what it wants.
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  Speaker 4: He's also trying to buy the election for the Republicans.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't think that's going to work. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think enough people are buying what they're selling. So we're
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  Speaker 5: You have to be proud with hatred.
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  Speaker 4: wherever you get your music and let it fill you
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  Speaker 4: with the pride it filled me in doing it. You
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  Speaker 4: All right, we are back. I was having so much
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  Speaker 4: fun listening to music this morning. It was very hard
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  Speaker 4: to break myself away for the show. I'm being serious.
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  Speaker 4: I listened to Anita Baker's Rhythm of Love album. That
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  Speaker 4: reminds me of Andrew. It was the album I listened
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  Speaker 4: to on our last trip to Hawaii together. And he
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  Speaker 4: loved it too. And there's a song on there, Only
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  Speaker 4: for a While, about when you lose someone and how
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  Speaker 4: it hurts and then you get over it. It's only
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  Speaker 4: for a while. He loved that song. I think he
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  Speaker 4: was using it to prepare me. Not that he knew
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  Speaker 4: he was dying, but he had HIV AIDS, so he
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  Speaker 4: thought he would die. And then Patti LaBelle Gems, which
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  Speaker 4: is Patti doing covers of incredible songs like Ain't No
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  Speaker 4: Way and Just So Many, Land of the Living and
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  Speaker 4: Silly and all these other songs. And then Mickey Howard's
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  Speaker 4: Love Confessions. And that's the kind of music I love.
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  Speaker 4: Give me Anita Baker, Patti LaBelle, Mickey Howard. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm having a great morning. So I had a
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  Speaker 4: great morning musically. I hope you have had a great
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  Speaker 4: morning as well. If not, have a great afternoon. So
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  Speaker 4: Elon Musk has cut off Ukrainian soldiers from Starlink, including
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  Speaker 4: the front line. And this is crucial to them. Staying connected,
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  Speaker 4: staying on the web, getting messages through, this is crucial.
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  Speaker 4: And he's cut it off because he's one of the ugliest,
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  Speaker 4: most horrible human beings to ever inhabit planet Earth. Elon
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  Speaker 4: Musk is an evil despot. His money should be taken.
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  Speaker 4: He should be thrown out of our country. That's what
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  Speaker 4: should happen. We should take all of his money and
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  Speaker 4: throw him out of our country. But we won't. But
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  Speaker 4: that's what we should do. And the fact that he
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  Speaker 4: cut off internet to people actively engaged in a war
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  Speaker 4: proves that he is on the side of Russia. That
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  Speaker 4: just proves that. So here we have this guy on
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  Speaker 4: the side of Russia. obviously, an oligarch. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 4: he's an oligarch. He wants Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Putin's
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  Speaker 4: money more than he wants to support the war in
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  Speaker 4: the Ukraine. You know, he figures there's more customers for
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  Speaker 4: me in Russia. He probably wants to sell Teslas over there.
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  Speaker 4: He has no allegiance to anyone except himself and his wallet,
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  Speaker 4: which is why I hope one day all of his
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  Speaker 4: money goes away. He's really evil. So I'm not going
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  Speaker 4: to let him infest my world. It's just when a
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  Speaker 4: private individual can cut off internet to people who desperately
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  Speaker 4: need it, people at war. And I'll probably talk about
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  Speaker 4: this with Scott tomorrow, I think at one o'clock. When
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  Speaker 4: that can happen, he shouldn't have control of those satellites.
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  Speaker 4: We should nationalize Starlink. We should take it over. A,
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  Speaker 4: I saw the Terminator and I know how a network
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  Speaker 4: like that, you know, ends. But B, if he can
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  Speaker 4: just on a whim decide who he is going to
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  Speaker 4: provide service to and not, then he shouldn't have that power.
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  Speaker 4: A private individual should not have that power. But he does.
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  Speaker 4: And that brings us to a topic that I really
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  Speaker 4: wanted to talk about today. And Zelensky should take out Musk, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like he could. Cut off his ketamine. Yeah, that would
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  Speaker 4: do him HR puff and stuff. It really would. You know,
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  Speaker 4: my 34-year-old friend OD'd on ketamine. I just wonder why,
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  Speaker 4: you know, he doesn't. Because, God, he's a candidate. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Matthew Perry OD'd on ketamine. Why doesn't Elon Musk? But whatever.
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  Speaker 4: So I was thinking last night about the show and
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  Speaker 4: what I want to talk about today. And I was
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  Speaker 4: thinking about why maybe I don't resonate with as many
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  Speaker 4: people as I should. And I think it's that I
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  Speaker 4: don't have the ability to lie. And I don't have
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  Speaker 4: the ability to spin. I have to tell the truth.
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  Speaker 4: It's just been something in me my whole life. I
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  Speaker 4: can't not tell the truth as I see it. And
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  Speaker 4: usually the truth as I see it is ultimately the truth.
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  Speaker 4: And so I can't not. And I really believe that
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  Speaker 4: in today's world, even the most liberal of liberals, as
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  Speaker 4: Jack Nicholson said, can't handle the truth. Because the truth always,
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  Speaker 4: no matter what you're telling the truth about, it always
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  Speaker 4: goes and comes back to us, humans. Because underneath it all,
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  Speaker 4: we are the cause of of everything happening in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Elephants aren't causing climate change. We are. Elephants aren't waging war.
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  Speaker 4: We are. Giraffes aren't starving other giraffes. You know, hippos
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  Speaker 4: aren't walking by and seeing a homeless hippo and doing nothing.
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  Speaker 4: We are. Animals are not religious, so they're not persecuting
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  Speaker 4: others based on ridiculous fairy tales. We are. Animals don't
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  Speaker 4: fight wars over religion. We do. Animals, if they had
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  Speaker 4: the ability, would not have sat by and watched their
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  Speaker 4: habitat be destroyed. In fact, they fight for their habitat.
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  Speaker 4: They will die protecting their habitat. We won't. And so
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  Speaker 4: the truth is hard because underneath it all, at the
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  Speaker 4: bottom of every grain of truth, it comes back to
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  Speaker 4: being our fault. And we don't like that. Humans do
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  Speaker 4: not like to be blamed for anything, let alone the
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  Speaker 4: big stuff. And another problem with the truth is that, again,
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  Speaker 4: you may blame Donald Trump for everything going on in
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  Speaker 4: the country. It's not Donald Trump's fault. It's not. He
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  Speaker 4: facilitated it. But A, it's our founders. They didn't make
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  Speaker 4: stronger guardrails. Obviously, the guardrails that the founders made, they
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  Speaker 4: did not consider that if there was an out-of-control president,
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  Speaker 4: his party would also line up right behind him like
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  Speaker 4: a Nazi party. They didn't foresee that. And then as
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  Speaker 4: we foresaw it, as our Congress foresaw it, they never
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  Speaker 4: made any laws to protect us from it. Because they benefit.
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  Speaker 4: So Donald Trump is just being Donald Trump. Where is
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  Speaker 4: the blame?
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  Speaker 5: Us.
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  Speaker 4: We're to blame. Each and every one of us that
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  Speaker 4: didn't demand every single day under Joe Biden that Trump
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  Speaker 4: be prosecuted. Where were the no kings rallies under Joe Biden?
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  Speaker 4: Where were the millions of people in the streets saying
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  Speaker 4: prosecute Donald Trump? Prosecute all the J6. Where were they?
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  Speaker 4: Because I didn't see them. Under Biden, I didn't see
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  Speaker 4: any liberals doing anything about Donald Trump. They left it
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  Speaker 4: to the courts, they'll take care of it. Suddenly it
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  Speaker 4: became somebody else's problem. Until it wasn't. The truth of
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  Speaker 4: Donald Trump is he is a sick, frail, demented man.
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  Speaker 4: He is not pulling any strings. Somebody is guiding him.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody is telling him what to do, and he's doing it.
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  Speaker 4: He is old, sick, frail, and demented. He is not strong.
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  Speaker 4: He is not wise. He is not super intelligent. He
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  Speaker 4: is a sick, demented, frail, old man. You know, when
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  Speaker 4: you haven't seen someone in a long time, and then
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  Speaker 4: you see them after a while, you see them in
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  Speaker 4: a new light. It's like your dog. My dog Allie
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  Speaker 4: got cancer, and I put off a trip to Ireland
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  Speaker 4: that year because she had just gotten a diagnosis. But
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  Speaker 4: I told her, if you're alive next year, I'm going. Well,
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  Speaker 4: next year she was alive, and so I went, although
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  Speaker 4: her cancer had grown and grown and grown. When I
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  Speaker 4: came back after 10 days, after not seeing her every
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  Speaker 4: single day, I knew and saw how sick she was
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  Speaker 4: and knew that it was time to let her go.
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  Speaker 4: It took going away and then seeing her with brand
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  Speaker 4: new eyes that made me know the truth. The truth
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  Speaker 4: was not self-evident. You know, in our founding documents we have,
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  Speaker 4: we hold these truths to be self-evident. If you had
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  Speaker 4: to fill in that line today, in America, okay? If
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  Speaker 4: you had to fill in the line, Americans hold these
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  Speaker 4: truths to be self-evident. What would they be? I'm being serious.
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  Speaker 4: If you were writing that document today about our culture today,
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  Speaker 4: we hold these truths to be self-evident, meaning everyone should
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  Speaker 4: see them. What would you see? What truths would you say?
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  Speaker 4: Is it that all men are created equal? That all
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  Speaker 4: people are entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
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  Speaker 4: Are those still the self-evident truths in America today? Because
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  Speaker 4: I say no, they're not. In America today, we would
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  Speaker 4: say that all men are not created equally. That gays
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  Speaker 4: are less. Trans are less. Black is less. poor middle
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  Speaker 4: class are less worthy than the upper class. That the
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  Speaker 4: rich are more worthy and deserving of life's pleasures and
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  Speaker 4: a functioning government since they're the ones that buy it.
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  Speaker 4: What would the self-evident truths be today? That That human
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  Speaker 4: life matters? Would that, you know, would you say it's
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  Speaker 4: a self-evident truth of the United States that human life
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  Speaker 4: matters as we execute someone live on television? As we
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  Speaker 4: don't punish the ICE officers who have murdered Americans in
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  Speaker 4: the streets? Murdered them. Renee Goode. On down the line,
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  Speaker 4: murdered people with no repercussion. Do we hold life in
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  Speaker 4: regard as we allow mass shooting after mass shooting after
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  Speaker 4: mass shooting to happen? Do we hold life in regard
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  Speaker 4: as we look at our fellow Americans homeless, needing medical
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  Speaker 4: care that they cannot get? Is that an American value, life?
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  Speaker 4: Because it doesn't seem to be an American value. It
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  Speaker 4: doesn't seem that we value life anymore. I look around
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  Speaker 4: searching for truth these days, and I can't find any.
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  Speaker 4: Black is white, up is down, and if you say
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  Speaker 4: the truth, you're now the enemy. I said the truth
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  Speaker 4: about Southern California, which has another problem. Now Pacific Coast Highway,
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  Speaker 4: built on the side of a mountain, hovering over the ocean,
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  Speaker 4: is Well, the side wall along PCH by Laguna is cracking,
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  Speaker 4: and the ocean is starting to erode underneath. It's going
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  Speaker 4: to fall into the ocean, but that's going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: They're going to try to shore it up. It's not
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  Speaker 4: going to work. Mother Nature is going to take her
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  Speaker 4: course because of climate change and rising seas, which we
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  Speaker 4: knew were coming. But when we heard about the rising
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  Speaker 4: seas coming, did we move PCH more inland?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Did we shore it up then? No. Did we not
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  Speaker 4: believe it as the truth? Did we think that global
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  Speaker 4: warming or climate change, whichever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 4: did we think that that was a lie? That that
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  Speaker 4: wasn't truth? That it wasn't going to happen? That it
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  Speaker 4: was a theory? Because here it is. It was truth.
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  Speaker 4: And we ignored it. Here's the truth about American values.
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  Speaker 4: We have none. We have none. And that's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: We don't value anything anymore. We don't value human life.
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  Speaker 4: We don't value dignity. We don't value empowerment, kindness, friendship, joy, happiness.
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  Speaker 4: We don't value any of those things. We value wealth
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  Speaker 4: and the accumulation of it. That is all we value.
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  Speaker 4: That is all anybody thinks about is wealth. We don't
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  Speaker 4: value art. We don't value literature. We don't value the humanities.
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  Speaker 4: We don't value great writing. We are allowing a computer
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  Speaker 4: to take over some of our most creative disciplines and
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  Speaker 4: We don't even value ourselves because we are building something
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  Speaker 4: to replace us. We don't even value being human because
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  Speaker 4: we are inventing a machine that can do it better.
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  Speaker 4: All we value is wealth, power, division, power. And hatred.
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  Speaker 4: That's what we value. And that's the truth. You can
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  Speaker 4: argue with me till you're blue in the face. It
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  Speaker 4: doesn't change the truth. Because what do we... You know,
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  Speaker 4: in your life, you spend your time doing what you
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  Speaker 4: want to do. And you're like, no, I don't. No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't. Yes, you do. If you are wasting your time,
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  Speaker 4: it's because you want to waste your time. No, Corral,
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  Speaker 4: it's not that simple. Yes, you do. It is. I'm
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  Speaker 4: living proof. We don't value ourselves. We let ourselves get obese.
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  Speaker 4: We let ourselves get addicted to drugs. We allow ourselves
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  Speaker 4: to live in a system where if we get sick,
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  Speaker 4: only the wealthy get the good care. But the poor suffer.
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  Speaker 4: And we certainly don't value a god or any kind
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  Speaker 4: of religion because we don't act godly. This is the truth.
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  Speaker 5: You have to be proud with hatred.
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  Speaker 4: Hey everyone, it's Carell. You know, Pride Month was rough
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  Speaker 4: this year. We had a lot of hate heaped upon
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  Speaker 4: us from Trump, from MAGA, and from other governments around
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  Speaker 4: the world. And if you are a trans person, you
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  Speaker 4: are really going through a particular type of hell right now.
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  Speaker 4: That's why when I was thinking of my next single
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  Speaker 4: in June, I sat down and I wrote, you have
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  Speaker 4: to be proud. You have to be proud. With anger
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  Speaker 4: so loud. Streaming everywhere. Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to win. You know, when I was thinking
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  Speaker 4: about this topic today, I thought, even personally, I hide
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  Speaker 4: from the truth. I do. Now, the truth can be
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  Speaker 4: a valuable tool for change. It really can. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: it's probably the most valuable tool for change. The truth.
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  Speaker 4: Or it can be a burden. The truth. It can
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  Speaker 4: be something that you carry and don't like. Here's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, Congress should have already impeached and removed Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 4: That's the truth. There should be no argument or debate
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  Speaker 4: from either Republicans or Democrats. If we were telling the truth,
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  Speaker 4: Donald Trump should not be the president of the United States,
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  Speaker 4: and neither should J.D. Vance, and all of MAGA should
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  Speaker 4: be run out of Washington. All of them. His entire
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  Speaker 4: cabinet should be removed, forcibly, if necessary. by the National Guard,
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  Speaker 4: the Army, whomever. This entire regime should be removed immediately
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  Speaker 4: for high crimes and many misdemeanors. That's the truth. The
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  Speaker 4: truth is that it's not because it's making the right
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  Speaker 4: people the right money. And that's why he's still there.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why his inept cabinet is there. Kash Patel
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  Speaker 4: should not be running the FBI. That's the truth. Pete
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  Speaker 4: Hagsworth should not only not be running the Department of Defense,
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  Speaker 4: but he should be convicted of war crimes for what
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  Speaker 4: he has done for Donald Trump. That's the truth. That's
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  Speaker 4: just the truth. You know, Lindsey Graham was a closeted gay.
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  Speaker 4: That's the truth. There's so much truth that we avoid
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  Speaker 4: because we don't like it because... We feel we can't
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  Speaker 4: do anything about it. And that's something that we do
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  Speaker 4: all the time. We avoid the truth because it's unpleasant.
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  Speaker 4: It's unpleasant. I avoid the truth of my life because
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  Speaker 4: it's unpleasant. You know, the mistakes that I've made that
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  Speaker 4: led me to this room, not a bad room to
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  Speaker 4: be in, not a bad gig to do, sit and
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  Speaker 4: talk to you guys for $ 943 a month. Not a
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  Speaker 4: bad gig. But I'm not my peers because I made mistakes.
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  Speaker 4: And I was gay, which is the truth. I was
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  Speaker 4: discriminated against constantly for being gay. And I made bad choices.
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  Speaker 4: After Andrew died, I chose an affair with someone I
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  Speaker 4: shouldn't have had an affair with. And I chose opiates.
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  Speaker 4: And yes, I had real pain. And I was medicating
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  Speaker 4: real pain from real doctors. But I didn't have to
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  Speaker 4: take it. How do I know? I don't take it
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  Speaker 4: now and I'm okay. Yeah, I've got a lot of pain,
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  Speaker 4: but it beats being numb. So I was numb for
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  Speaker 4: 15 years and that's the truth. And you can't succeed.
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  Speaker 4: You can't get to your highest level when you're taking
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  Speaker 4: 10 OxyContin a day. And that's the truth. Well, few
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  Speaker 4: people can. A few might be able to, but not
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  Speaker 4: many can. So I don't like to face that part
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  Speaker 4: of my dilemma is what I did to myself. You know?
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  Speaker 4: No one wants to tell the truth upon self-examination. It hurts.
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  Speaker 4: It's like obesity. The truth of obesity. If obesity is
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  Speaker 4: your only problem, your only problem, you don't need a GLP-1.
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  Speaker 4: You need to shut your pie hole. You need to stop.
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  Speaker 4: It's math.
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  Speaker 5: It's math.
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  Speaker 4: How much you weigh? Oh, it's genetics. It's this. Oprah,
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  Speaker 4: shut up. I've never understood why you were fat, Oprah.
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  Speaker 5: Ever.
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  Speaker 4: Never. You had a trainer and a chef. So obviously,
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  Speaker 4: you just wouldn't eat properly. And now you take a
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  Speaker 4: jab every day or every week, which makes it so
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  Speaker 4: you don't want to eat because you were too weak
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  Speaker 4: to stop eating on your own. We all have those cravings.
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  Speaker 4: We all hear those voices. You couldn't say no to them.
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  Speaker 4: Now you can because of a drug. But the truth
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  Speaker 4: is you don't need the drug. Poverty would have made
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  Speaker 4: you thin, Oprah. You had too much access to great
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  Speaker 4: food and you wouldn't stop eating it. That's just the
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  Speaker 4: truth because I live it. I have plateaued at 209 pounds.
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  Speaker 4: I need to keep losing. That means I have to
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  Speaker 4: cut even more calories. That's going to be really hard.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I'm already at 1,700. The truth is we should ban
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  Speaker 4: all firearms. That's the truth. You don't need a weapon
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  Speaker 4: because you're not going to go join a militia. That's
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  Speaker 4: the truth. You're not going to pick up a weapon
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  Speaker 4: and fight for America. That is the truth. And that's
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  Speaker 4: why in the Constitution we have weapons. So you'll pick
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  Speaker 4: up a weapon and fight for America. There are other
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  Speaker 4: ways to defend your home. Guns were never intended. The
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  Speaker 4: right to own a gun was never about defending yourself
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  Speaker 4: or your home. It was about defending your country. Something
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  Speaker 4: you're never going to do. Therefore, guns, all guns, shotguns, rifles, handguns,
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  Speaker 4: assault weapons, every gun should be banned. And that's the
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  Speaker 4: truth of it. That's not a political standpoint. That's not
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  Speaker 4: an opinion. That is the truth because we don't do
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  Speaker 4: well with them. When we have access to them, we
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  Speaker 4: use them on each other. Therefore, we should not have
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  Speaker 4: the access. That's the truth. That's not my truth. That
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  Speaker 4: is a universal truth. Humans do not do well with weapons. Therefore,
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  Speaker 4: we should stop providing weapons. Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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  Speaker 4: Israel is committing a genocide. That's the truth. People are
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  Speaker 4: having real trouble with that. They're still fighting and our
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  Speaker 4: boy George will go to his grave fighting over it.
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  Speaker 4: But it's the truth. Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Trump is a war criminal. George W. Bush is a
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  Speaker 4: war criminal. Now that's the truth. We do nothing with
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: that truth, but it's the truth. America is not the
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  Speaker 4: greatest nation in the world. That's the truth. We can't
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  Speaker 4: handle that particular truth. We have the possibility for greatness.
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  Speaker 4: There are great parts of our country, but we're not
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  Speaker 4: the greatest country in the world because we don't take
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  Speaker 4: care of our people. And that's the truth. We spend
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  Speaker 4: billions on wars while people sleep in the gutter. That's
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  Speaker 4: not the greatest country in the world.
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  Speaker 5: It's not.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the truth, as Edith Ann would say.
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  Speaker 5: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
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  Speaker 4: Yours.
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  Speaker 5: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home. It's broadcasting
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  Speaker 5: from a completely different point of view.
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  Speaker 4: Yours.
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  Speaker 5: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
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  Speaker 5: you crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Stream I Dance Because on all services. The song is very,
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  Speaker 4: very personal to me. And the video now is very
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  Speaker 4: touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: cry all the time. But I cried the first time
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  Speaker 4: I saw it. We all have somebody, whether it's someone
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: that's passed from AIDS or some other thing. We all
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: have people that we danced with. And that's why we dance.
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  Speaker 4: Stream I Dance Because on all services.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's true.
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  Speaker 4: You know, sometimes we don't like the truth because it's sad.
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  Speaker 4: It is The Carell Show and I am Carell. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: And sometimes, you know, for instance, here's a sad truth.
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  Speaker 4: Gladys Knight should stop touring. That's a sad truth because
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Diana Ross is the same age and she's out being fabulous.
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  Speaker 4: Gladys obviously has dementia. Watching a grown legend stumble around
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  Speaker 4: on stage, sing with her back to the stage, let
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: her background singers do most of the singing. It's just
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  Speaker 4: sad now to see. So the truth, she should retire.
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  Speaker 4: That's a sad truth. It's horrible. It's terrible. It's a
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  Speaker 4: terrible thing to say. But it's true. She should retire.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Give me any issue. I'll give you the truth of it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Any issue. Poverty. Man-made. Only man can cure it. And
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: that's the truth. God didn't make poverty. The universe didn't
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: make poverty. Elephants, rhinos, chickens, they didn't make poverty. We did.
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  Speaker 4: We invented poverty and we use poverty as a tool
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  Speaker 4: to control people. That's the truth. No one, no one
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  Speaker 4: has to be in poverty. Even the person that doesn't
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  Speaker 4: want to lift a finger and do no work their
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  Speaker 4: entire life. Here's the truth. You should not be valued
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  Speaker 4: by the work you do. That That has nothing to
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  Speaker 4: do with who you are or what you're, just period.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't want to work one day in your life,
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  Speaker 4: you should still have food, housing, and medical care.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Because you're a human, you're on planet Earth, and we
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  Speaker 4: have the ability to do it. And that's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: All medical care should be free. All of it. Before
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  Speaker 4: we spend a dime on anything else in our budget,
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  Speaker 4: taking care of our people, taking care of our seniors,
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  Speaker 4: Every senior retirement home should be like the ones that
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  Speaker 4: cost $ 40, 000 a month. Every single home, assisted living home,
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: should be like the $ 40, 000 a month ones because every
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  Speaker 4: human deserves to go out in dignity, not four in
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  Speaker 4: a room lying in their own piss. That's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: We shouldn't spend $ 1 on anything Before we have universal
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  Speaker 4: health care coverage of every procedure available for every person
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  Speaker 4: in our country. Until we have senior care that gives
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  Speaker 4: the senior dignity and gives them joy as they start
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  Speaker 4: to die. We should not have homelessness. We have nothing
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  Speaker 4: but space. 90% of us live along the coast. Only
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: 10% of America lives in the middle. We have the room.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: That's the truth. Man created climate change. That's the truth.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: And now we have to relocate cities like Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 4: like so many, Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Long Beach. We
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: have to move people away from the coast. That's just
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  Speaker 4: the truth. There's no dealing with it. There's no shoring
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  Speaker 4: it up. There's no handling it. I watched a whole
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: thing last night about Miami. It is sinking. It is
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  Speaker 4: built on porous limestone. The ocean is coming in underneath it.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: The aquifer is depleting fresh water. Miami is sinking. The
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  Speaker 4: city should start relocations. That's the truth. They're not going
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: to be able to stop the sea. Period. But they're avoiding, oh,
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: we'll build seawalls. We'll build this. We'll put in marshlands.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: We'll put in, you know, mango trees. Or not mango.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: What were they? The mangroves, which are great and really
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: do help. But the truth? It shouldn't be there. That's
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: the truth. I wish we had a president that would
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  Speaker 4: only deal in the truth. Here's the truth. Water, gas,
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: electricity should all be free. Internet should all be free
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  Speaker 4: and covered by the government. Anything that you need to
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: live should be covered by our taxes. Anything. Internet, gas, lights, water.
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  Speaker 4: None of that should be privatized. None of it should
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  Speaker 4: show a profit. All of it should be controlled by
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: the people. Now that's just the truth. There's nothing to
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: debate there. And if you think there is, there is.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: You're ill-informed. You don't know the truth. Pretty simple. You
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  Speaker 4: have to be.
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  Speaker 5: Proud with hatred.
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  Speaker 4: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: to stream my new single, You Have to Be Proud,
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: on Swishcraft Music. You Have to Be Proud, by Carell.
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  Speaker 4: Go stream it, go march to it, go wave your
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: rainbow flags and piss off MAGA to it. Do whatever
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: you need to do to remind yourself and others, we
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: are stronger than ever, and they can't have our pride.
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  Speaker 4: Showtime is here.
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  Speaker 1: No time to fear.
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  Speaker 2: Corral is so near because Showtime is here.
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  Speaker 1: So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
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  Speaker 3: Corral is the one that you need to know.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Here's another truth you won't like. There should not be
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: anything called a war crime because all war is a crime. Period.
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  Speaker 4: All war is a crime. You should never kill mass
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  Speaker 4: groups of people for ideology, politics, land. That's ridiculous. Come
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  Speaker 4: to an agreement. If the only way you can agree
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  Speaker 4: on something is to bomb and to murder, then you've
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  Speaker 4: lost already as a society. The fact that the United
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: States wages wars means we've already lost. Switzerland doesn't wage wars.
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  Speaker 4: There's many countries that don't wage war. We do, which
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  Speaker 4: means we've lost. We've lost our souls. We have no souls.
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  Speaker 4: We have killed as many people as Israel. We, because
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  Speaker 4: we fund the genocide. You and I, and that's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: You want to blame someone for Israel? Look in the mirror.
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  Speaker 4: We fund the genocide. Well, I can't stop it, Karel.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stop where my tax dollars. You want to
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: know another truth? You're not powerless. That's the truth. You're
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  Speaker 4: not powerless. They spend, the rich and the government, spend
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  Speaker 4: all of their time making you feel powerless so you
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  Speaker 4: don't realize that you're not. That if you get enough
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  Speaker 4: people together, you actually have all the powers. If enough
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  Speaker 4: taxpayers said, we're not going to pay one cent to
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  Speaker 4: the federal government until it stops funding Israel, they couldn't
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: arrest 50 million people. They couldn't arrest 100 million people.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: If 100 million taxpayers said, we are withholding all of
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: our money, then they'd change. If you filed a form,
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: you know how you can have no taxes taken out
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  Speaker 4: because you file, you got like 12 dependents or whatever?
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  Speaker 4: There are ways, but we won't do it. We won't
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  Speaker 4: do it. Unity is a myth. Oh, here's the truth.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: The United States of America isn't. That after the Civil War,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: we never punished the insurrectionists from the South who grew
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  Speaker 4: up to be MAGA. And therefore, we should break apart.
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  Speaker 4: That is the truth. The United States of America should
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: break apart. There are too many people in it that
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: just don't want humanity. They don't want equality, dignity, compassion, education.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: They made woke a negative term. And we let them.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: We let them. We act like woke is bad because
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: a group of the most uneducated, spiteful, lowest form of
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: humans on the planet decided that. You want to know
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: something else? Here's the truth. Not everyone should be able
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: to vote. And I know that is just going to
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: rile some feathers right there. but not everybody should be
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: able to vote. You should have to be able to
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: pass a basics civics test before you vote. You have
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: to pass a driving test before you can get on
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: the road because having people on the road that don't
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: know how to drive would be too dangerous. And yet
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: you don't have to have any kind of intelligence at
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  Speaker 4: all to elect somebody that can actually destroy the fucking world.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Does that make sense? No. So there's a missing truth there.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: And the truth is, not everyone should be able to vote.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: That's the truth. And I don't care if they're college graduates.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: It's all about civics. If you don't know the three
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: branches of government, if you don't know what your state
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: senate does, if you don't know about budgets and the like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: then you shouldn't be able to vote. Sit down. You know? Oh, well,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: that could be abused. Like our current system is any better?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: In every other country where they have really great things,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: the UK, Ireland, they have an educated populace. Their populace
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: understands the issues. You want the truth? Fox News should
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: be shut down tomorrow as propaganda. That's the truth. All
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: social media should be shut down. All of it. Every
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: bit of it. Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, all of it should
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: be shut down.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Because we know it is detrimental to society. We know
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: it is. We know it has negative effects on society. AI,
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: regenerative AI, not the AI we have now, but regenerative AI,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: AI that can think for itself. should never be turned on. Ever.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: And anyone developing it should be made to stop. And
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: if they won't, they should be put in jail. Period. Period.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: The head of Anthropic, the head of OpenAI, should already
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: be in jail. Their AIs have already committed crimes, which
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: means they've committed crimes. And they should be in jail,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: not getting rich. Sam Altman should be in jail. The
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: engineers that are working on regenerative AI should be given
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: a choice. Stop or go to jail. We should not
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: further AI. Period. Period. But we will. Because there's money.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: And that's the truth. They are not developing AI to
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  Speaker 4: help you or I. They are developing it to make money.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: That's why they are developing AI, to make money. They're
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: not developing it to help your life or my life.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: We won't even be able to afford the nice stuff.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: When robots come out, we won't be able to afford them.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Can you afford an electric car? No. Not in America,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: you can't. Can you afford solar panels and a wall
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: at your house?
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Not unless you're going to go deeply in debt. The
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: truth is, the things that we all should have access to,
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: we don't. Because it doesn't make them a profit. Should
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: you have access to the latest cancer treatments that cost $ 200, 000, $ 300, 000? Yes.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: But will you? No. Do you see what I mean
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: about the truth? It's right in front of us all
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: the time. It's never not far. The truth is always
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: just a breath away, but we ignore it. We just
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: ignore it because it's inconvenient, like Al Gore said. It's inconvenient,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: the truth. It doesn't fit. Our agenda is different, and
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: the truth doesn't fit our agenda. The truth, Donald Trump
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: was never shot. That's the truth. He was never shot.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: His ear was never injured. That's the truth. How do
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I know? Ears don't grow back. That's the truth. If
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: his ear was shot and cartilage was taken out, that's that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: He didn't have cosmetic surgery to repair it. You'd see scars.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And that's the truth. So, you know, there we have it.
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  Speaker 4: There we have it. Yeah, like Mitch McConnell voting now.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Here's the truth. Mitch McConnell should have been gone 40
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: years ago. Grassley is running again. He should be prevented.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: If he wins, by the end of his term, he'll
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: be 101 years old. That's too old. And that's the truth.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: You know, I was going to talk about Kelly Clarkson.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: The video came out. I watched the video. I still
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: think exactly what she says happened, happened. I watched the video.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I saw her interact with the store guy. She pointed
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: to the bird thing at the wall. He walks away.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: She futches about for a minute, then goes to the
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: cashier and bitches him out. Says, I don't appreciate the
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: way I was treated in your store. And then leaves.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: But conveniently, there's no audio on the video. And the
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: store owner is being defiant instead of apologetic because he's
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: an asshole. That truth is obvious. That's obvious. He's an asshole.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: The day after this happened to Kelly Clarkson, a Mexican
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: was kicked out of the store. That's the truth. You
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: see what I'm saying? People just want to sugarcoat it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: They want to wrap it. They want to ignore it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: They don't want to acknowledge it. Here's the truth. You
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: all should be a vegan. That's the truth. I know
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: you don't like that. That's an inconvenient truth. But at
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: this point, for our planet's sake, you all should be vegan.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: And here's another truth. If you're not, you don't love animals.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Eat your dog, eat your cat. Oh, I couldn't. Why not?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Why are you being a speciesist? Why is one life
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: more valuable than another? Why is your dog's life more
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: valuable than a cow's? Why is your cat's life more
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: valuable than a chicken? They're not. And that's the truth.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: You just conveniently put that away because you like to barbecue.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: You're causing climate change by not being a vegan. The
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: top five proteins in the world, just named by scientists,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: every single one of them, plant-based. Tofu being number one.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Chia seeds being number two. Quinoa being number three. Lentils,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: number four. Beans, number five. You know what's not in
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: the top five? Chicken, fish, beef. Why? Because they took
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: the environment into account when making the top proteins. If
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: you are not a vegan, you are destroying the planet
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: and causing climate change. Now, that's the truth. You can
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: hate me for that. You can say I'm a vegan evangelist.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: You can call me a vegan like Donald Trump and
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: disparage me. You can do whatever you want. But the
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: truth is, If you are not a vegan, you don't
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: love animals and you don't care about the planet. And
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: stop telling me, yes, I do, Carell. That's just stupid.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I couldn't be a vegan. My body requires meat or
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I have a condition. No. Those are all lies. They're
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: lies you tell yourself because you don't want to make
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: a change. So you justify what you do By telling
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: yourself lies. Fish harm the planet. Three billion pounds of
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: seafood pulled out of the ocean every day is taking
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: its toll. Beef is killing the planet through cutting down
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: forests so they can grow them. Transporting it. Chickens harm
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: the planet. And they're all tortured. Every single one of
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: those animals is tortured before it dies. Every one of them.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Not one pig wants to die so you can have bacon.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: They're smarter than dogs. You might as well make bacon
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: out of your shih tzu. It's dumber than a pig.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: So if we're going by intelligence, German shepherd ham would
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: be better. And you think that sounds appalling. It's all
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: appalling to me. The fact that you guys sit down
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: to a plate of murder every night and think it's
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: okay is disgusting to me. And that's the truth. Because
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: you know it's killing the planet and you know the
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: animals were tortured and you know that it's murder. But
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: you do it anyway. Explain that. Explain that to me.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: How do you murder sentient beings just because you like
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: the way they taste? And you don't even like the
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: way they taste or you'd eat them raw. You don't
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: eat raw beef, although I used to as a kid.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: You don't eat raw fish very much. Some of you
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: eat sushi. You won't be in years to come because
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: there won't be any. Yellowtail tuna is about to be extinct.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Enjoy it now. It's going. Science has already weighed in
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: on this. I'm not making that fact up. I am
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: stating a fact that if you're not a vegan, you're
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: destroying the planet and murdering animals. That's the truth. You
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: do with it what you want to do. You make
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: the excuses you want to make. But there's nothing you
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: get from animals you can't get from plants.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Period.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: And that's the truth. Anyone that tells you otherwise is
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: trying to sell you something. It's that simple. So these
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: truths are all around us. We ignore them. We ignore
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: them because they're inconvenient. We live in an oligarchy, not
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: a democracy. That's the truth. I know it's inconvenient, but
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: it's true. We live in an oligarchy, not a democracy.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Rich people buy our elections. Like Elon Musk is trying
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: to do in this one. Rich Democrats buy our elections.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Rich people buy our elections. And we won't get campaign
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: money to be not corporate. We won't get political money out.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Patreon. Patreon is the way.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Now remember, the word is F-U-N-K. Funk, honey. Do you
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: wanna funk? Do you wanna funk? Hey, it's Carell. Go
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: stream Do You Wanna Funk? My tribute to Sylvester. Everywhere
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: you get your music. Carell, do you wanna funk?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Now it's showtime.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Here's the truth. Fossil fuel should be phased out within
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: 24 months. Every time you drive, every time I drive,
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: every time anybody drives a car that runs on fossil fuel,
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: we're destroying the planet. Period. That's just the truth. Every car,
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: every day, being driven, destroys the planet. Everyone. Period. Now,
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: I offset, by being a vegan, more carbon than I
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: contribute driving my car. Because, here's the truth. Diet is
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: 42% of climate change. Diet. Cars... are only 8% of
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: climate change. Now, I didn't say fossil fuel. I said cars.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Cars are 8% of climate change. Your diet is 42%
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: of climate change. Your diet is the number one thing
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: contributing to climate change. The number one. Followed by fossil fuel.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: But that doesn't just include your car. That includes plastics.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: That includes power plants, coal mining, all of that. But
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: your car is only 8%. Your diet's 42%. That's the truth.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: And the worst truth of all, we're not going to
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: survive as a species. Let that sink in. We are
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: not going to survive as a species. We're not. We
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: may have two, three hundred years left. And that's if
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: we're lucky. That's if we're very, very lucky. Humans aren't
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: making it. And that's the truth.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Because we constantly build ways to destroy ourselves. We build
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: nuclear weapons. We use fossil fuels. We are not vegan.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: We allow guns. We are constantly inventing new ways to
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: destroy ourselves, and they're going to work. Now, I'm not
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: saying every human everywhere will be gone, but there won't
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: be billions of us in the future. We're not going
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: to make it as a species. We're simply not. We'd
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: like to think that we are, but we're not. Because
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: we continue to make new and inventive ways to kill ourselves.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Now we're making AI. We've made nuclear weapons. We put
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: poisons in our food. Here's the truth. Most of what
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: you buy in the grocery store is toxic. Toxic. Most
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: of you don't know how to cook. Most of you
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: don't know how to make stuff from scratch that you
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: buy in the grocery store. Most of you rely on
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: someone else to feed you. When that breaks down from
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: climate change, and it's going to, what are you going
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: to eat? Nothing. The last time we had a super
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: El Nino, it disrupted global food. Are you prepared for that?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: Are we preparing for it in any way? No. Is
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: the super El Nino here? Yes. Is it going to
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: cause pandemics and floods and famine?
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Are we doing anything about it?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: We have a death wish. Humans have a death wish.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: We constantly do things that will kill us as a species.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: And we don't care. War. War is a death wish.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: You never know how it's going to end. The Iran
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: war could go nuclear and half the planet could be
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: blown up. Russia, Ukraine. We get into wars. We think
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: we know how they're going to end. We don't. They're
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: a death wish. Humans aren't going to last because we
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: don't care. That's the final truth, I think, that we
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: really don't care about each other. Not anymore. We just don't. Oh,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: some of you do, but not enough. And you show
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: you care by your policy. Remember, policy is people. What
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: policy in the United States shows that we care about people?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: A welfare system that keeps you poor and impoverished and
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: makes you feel ashamed and depressed? That makes you jump
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: through hoop after hoop to give you scraps and then
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: will cut you off from those scraps just like that?
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: That's caring for our fellow mankind? Telling homeless people we'll
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: give them a place to stay, but they've got to
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: stop drinking. They've got to stop doing drugs. They've got
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: to be in by 10. They've got to be up
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: by 8. That's caring for a human being? Really? Turning
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: people away from health care because they can't afford it?
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: We come up with cute terms. Oh, preauthorization. Here's the truth.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Luigi shouldn't be in jail. He should be a hero.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: That's the truth. That's the truth. Because the CEO of
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: that company, of UnitedHealthcare, was the CEO of a company
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: that let hundreds and thousands of people die by denying
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: them medical care. Luigi didn't stop it. It's still going on.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: But at least he tried to do something. Now, murder is,
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: and the truth about murder is it's always murder. It's
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: never good. There's never a good reason to murder somebody.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: But at least he stood up. To many, he is
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: a hero. You know, I don't agree that he shot somebody.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's other ways to do it. But, you know,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: that's how he thought. He could have kidnapped the guy.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: tried to talk some sense into him, or he could have,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know what he could have done. He could
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: have started a movement. I don't know. He didn't have
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: to kill the guy. But someone should take on the
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: insurance companies. Our government won't. Well, the truth is, I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: am out of time. Tomorrow, we might be back at
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: 10 or maybe 1. Check the YouTube, because Scott's in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Ukraine and he's having... He's doing something. He says it's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: top secret. He can't tell me, but he's like going
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: to three other countries and something. But he'll be here
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: tomorrow and we'll grill him and try to get it
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: out of him. So, but maybe at one o'clock, probably
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: at one o'clock. So tomorrow, just count on one o'clock.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: All right. I am Carell. I want you to be
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: who you want to be as long as it doesn't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: hurt anybody. And that's the truth. The truth is I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: love you all. And that every day I rejoice in
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: seeing you And I would hate to give this up.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: That's the truth. I would hate to not do a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: show in some way, shape, or form. Whether it's weekly
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: or whatever. I don't know. But I would hate to
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: still not do this. I really enjoy this. And that's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: the truth. So thank you for being here with me.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I'll see you tomorrow at 1 o'clock with Scott Jacobson
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: for this gay week. And also this week in Ukraine.
• 1:01:17
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• 1:01:23
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• 1:01:27
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