Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / HOUR 2 | The Great Plane Seat Debate, Ted Bundy's Broken Arm Trick & One Voyage Jeopardy
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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. The
- 0:05Speaker 1: countdown for One Voice 2026, hosted by Ricky Smiley, is
- 0:09Speaker 1: six days, one incredible ship, and only a few cabins left.
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- 0:25Speaker 1: for all of the details. I'll be so glad when
- 0:27Speaker 1: we have this cruise. So glad.
- 0:31Speaker 2: It'll be here before you know it.
- 0:32Speaker 3: So glad.
- 0:34Speaker 2: It'll be here before you know it.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Did I tell you the Manhattans are going to be there? What?
- 0:39Speaker 2: What about the Chi lights?
- 0:40Speaker 1: Will they be there? The lights will be there. The
- 0:43Speaker 1: Chi can't make it.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Oh, Chi can't make it.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Yeah, lights will be there. Okay.
- 0:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:47Speaker 5: Well.
- 0:48Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's going to be a whole bunch
- 0:50Speaker 1: of people. It's going to be a who's who. of
- 0:52Speaker 1: other people in the background.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Jay's going to be there, but Z ain't going to
- 0:55Speaker 3: be able to make it.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Oh, that sucks.
- 0:57Speaker 1: LTD, the Together's in Devotion is going to be there.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Love is already gone. Did we go wrong? Not writing
- 1:05Speaker 1: songs before you went wrong.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Earth and Fire might make it, but I don't think
- 1:09Speaker 3: Wind is going.
- 1:10Speaker 6: To be there.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Wind is busy. Hell no, they're going to blow on
- 1:13Speaker 1: by this thing. Yeah, Sha Na Na is actually available.
- 1:17Speaker 1: The white band is going to be there. The average
- 1:18Speaker 1: is going to be gone. They ain't going to do that.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Cool might be in the gang. Well, the gang ain't
- 1:25Speaker 1: going to be there. Yeah, you know. Cool ain't going
- 1:28Speaker 1: to make it. So, you know, it's going to be
- 1:30Speaker 1: a veritable who's who.
- 1:32Speaker 3: I bet it is.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Who was standing in the back of the main singer.
- 1:35Speaker 1: All of them going to make it.
- 1:36Speaker 3: B-Brother's going to make it, but Do ain't.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Going to be able to be there.
- 1:39Speaker 7: No.
- 1:40Speaker 1: And the Pips is chomping at the bit. They can't
- 1:42Speaker 1: wait to get on the boat. So what do you think? Jazz, Skip,
- 1:47Speaker 1: would you give up your seat?
- 1:48Speaker 3: Not in this particular situation.
- 1:50Speaker 4: No.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Not in that.
- 1:51Speaker 8: But I have recently. I got to see. You know
- 1:53Speaker 8: how they let the people with the wheelchairs and old
- 1:55Speaker 8: people get on first?
- 1:56Speaker 1: Not on American Airlines. Yeah, whatever.
- 1:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on American Airlines.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have a thing called concierge key, which
- 2:02Speaker 1: you know.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Well, I don't know nothing about it. I've heard about it.
- 2:04Speaker 1: We get on before anybody. I don't care if you
- 2:07Speaker 1: served the country. I don't give a damn if.
- 2:09Speaker 9: You got it.
- 2:09Speaker 3: There was an elderly black lady.
- 2:11Speaker 8: I mean, she was old and black, and she was
- 2:13Speaker 8: sitting in my seat, on a window seat. And we talked, oh,
- 2:17Speaker 8: I'm sorry. And her seat was the middle seat. And
- 2:19Speaker 8: she was in a wheelchair. I couldn't, I sat the
- 2:22Speaker 8: middle seat. I was like, dude, that's it.
- 2:24Speaker 1: I put old people out of first class.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Of course you would.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Don't we know it. But obviously that was pre the
- 2:30Speaker 2: change you.
- 2:31Speaker 1: No, it wasn't. Here's the thing. In order so people
- 2:35Speaker 1: don't think I'm such a cad, I was getting on
- 2:38Speaker 1: the plane and the flight attendant said to me, She said, Mr. Hugo,
- 2:42Speaker 1: there's no more room over here storage in first class.
- 2:46Speaker 1: So you're going to have to check your bag. And
- 2:48Speaker 1: it happened to have all my jewelry in it. And
- 2:50Speaker 1: I'm like, this lady right here that put her bag,
- 2:52Speaker 1: she's not in first class. So she said, is that true?
- 2:56Speaker 1: She said, yes. And then they said, well, you're going
- 2:59Speaker 1: to have to move so he can have his.
- 3:00Speaker 2: That's a little snitchy.
- 3:02Speaker 1: No, I wasn't getting ready. I don't care. I don't care.
- 3:04Speaker 1: You don't just presume to put your stuff in. where
- 3:07Speaker 1: it don't belong.
- 3:08Speaker 3: People do that, too, so they don't have to carry
- 3:09Speaker 3: it all the.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Way to the back. I know white people do it.
- 3:12Speaker 1: That's why I buy a first-class seat.
- 3:14Speaker 2: So you don't have to do it.
- 3:16Speaker 1: If you don't move this luggage out of here, you're
- 3:20Speaker 1: here with this Walmart luggage. If you don't move this,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I can put this Goyard bag here and move on.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Got your clothes in a Kroger plastic bag.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 3:30Speaker 2: That's all I could find.
- 3:31Speaker 1: You better hurry up and move this thing. All right,
- 3:35Speaker 1: we're going to get to your calls in a bit.
- 3:36Speaker 10: 877-242-2426.
- 3:36Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. Would you have moved? Junius,
- 3:42Speaker 1: what about you? Would you have moved? Because you seem
- 3:43Speaker 1: like you're always on the right side of history.
- 3:46Speaker 11: Depending on how jacked up his arm was. I was
- 3:48Speaker 11: going to be in my ribs anyway, and I'm sitting
- 3:50Speaker 11: in my seat. I might as well let him bump
- 3:52Speaker 11: against that window. That'll earn him. Yeah, but if it's
- 3:58Speaker 11: really bad, then you ain't got no problem.
- 4:00Speaker 3: He was tripping.
- 4:01Speaker 8: He was tripping. His wife had an aisle. He could
- 4:03Speaker 8: have sat on an aisle. But his wife said, oh, no,
- 4:05Speaker 8: I need to stretch my legs.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Oh, he would have been out of luck. But you
- 4:08Speaker 1: needed a new wife.
- 4:10Speaker 3: So the wife wasn't going to switch with the husband.
- 4:11Speaker 8: Well, I'm going to switch with him and sit me
- 4:13Speaker 8: in the middle.
- 4:14Speaker 3: No.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Seem like y'all are evilly yoked. Depend on when they're
- 4:19Speaker 1: jacked up on. Seem like y'all got some relationship problems
- 4:24Speaker 1: around this mug.
- 4:26Speaker 6: Why wouldn't he change?
- 4:29Speaker 3: I was like, she didn't want to change with him,
- 4:30Speaker 3: but she wanted it.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I can change, and you can change. We can change.
- 4:35Speaker 2: If I pay money, I ain't changing nothing.
- 4:37Speaker 1: You ain't going to make Tiffany get out of the seat.
- 4:38Speaker 2: I'm not moving to that middle seat.
- 4:40Speaker 1: I remember that time they didn't think Jazz was in
- 4:42Speaker 1: first class. That gay flight attendant boy was like, who
- 4:50Speaker 1: is this common brother? Well, he didn't have a problem.
- 4:54Speaker 2: With me getting up to go to the restroom. He
- 4:56Speaker 2: just didn't see where I had come from. So I got,
- 4:59Speaker 2: I went to the restroom and when I went to see, excuse.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Me, where are you going?
- 5:04Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to my seat.
- 5:09Speaker 1: This is for the better passengers. I remember one time
- 5:12Speaker 1: this lady came on with her son and she was like, son,
- 5:15Speaker 1: this is, this is where you want to be. And
- 5:18Speaker 1: I said, it is. You should have told your mama
- 5:21Speaker 1: to work harder.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Oh, as they walk past you. Is that what you said?
- 5:24Speaker 1: Just trying to guilt me into doing it. You should
- 5:26Speaker 1: have told your mama not to.
- 5:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have told your mama.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Just think, sport. If you would have ended up in
- 5:35Speaker 1: a napkin, you would be subject to this.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Somebody close the break, please. Jesus Christ.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Just think, sport, if you'd have ended up in. Sliding
- 5:44Speaker 1: down into the hole.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Slipping in the dark.
- 5:47Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Don't say that, James. Don't say that, James.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Don't say that, James.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Just think, sport. Look at the time. Look at the time.
- 5:58Speaker 7: We got to go.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Everyone, the closer for Friday we get, the more.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Not we.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Not we.
- 6:03Speaker 4: You.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Elena always looked at me so disapprovingly.
- 6:06Speaker 2: I just, I'm shaking my head at everything.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 6:09Speaker 1: That's how you end it. That's how you do it.
- 6:11Speaker 2: That's how y'all do it.
- 6:12Speaker 1: That's how you don't end up in an African. I'll
- 6:15Speaker 1: tell you that.
- 6:18Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
- 6:18Speaker 1: I got friends.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Coming up next on the D.L.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
- 6:21Speaker 2: And the beard chases my blues away.
- 6:26Speaker 4: The fun.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Continues with the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 6:32Speaker 5: It is.
- 6:34Speaker 1: The D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Listen, a man. Well,
- 6:38Speaker 1: take a listen to this audio.
- 6:40Speaker 12: I get on this long five-hour flight across the country,
- 6:42Speaker 12: and I paid to have a window seat because the
- 6:44Speaker 12: plane was packed. There's already a couple in my row.
- 6:47Speaker 12: The wife is sitting in the aisle. The husband is
- 6:49Speaker 12: sitting in my window seat. So I said, hey, I
- 6:51Speaker 12: think you're in my seat. The wife goes, oh, yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 12: Would you mind taking the middle? His arm is broken,
- 6:56Speaker 12: and he needs a little bit more room. The guy
- 6:57Speaker 12: shows me his cast.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 7:00Speaker 4: What?
- 7:00Speaker 12: First of all, I do feel terrible about your arm, but...
- 7:03Speaker 12: How does that impact your ability to sit somewhere? I
- 7:05Speaker 12: know the middle sucks. I looked at the seating chart
- 7:07Speaker 12: before this flight and specifically paid extra to not sit
- 7:10Speaker 12: in the middle. She goes, it's just really uncomfortable for
- 7:12Speaker 12: him to sit in the middle. Yes, that is exactly
- 7:15Speaker 12: why I didn't book it. But now you want me
- 7:17Speaker 12: to sit there for five hours wedged in between you
- 7:19Speaker 12: and your wife because you got injured on vacation. And
- 7:22Speaker 12: then she goes, we just thought somebody nice would understand. Oh,
- 7:26Speaker 12: I understand completely. You want the aisle. He wants the window.
- 7:29Speaker 12: And this feels like some type of scam to me
- 7:31Speaker 12: and I'm not giving it. Absolutely not. But I tell
- 7:34Speaker 12: him nicely, I paid for that seat, and I would
- 7:36Speaker 12: prefer to sit there.
- 7:37Speaker 1: All right.
- 7:38Speaker 2: I don't know any guy who's going to move so
- 7:40Speaker 2: he can sit in the middle seat.
- 7:42Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I don't know any guy who wants to do that.
- 7:44Speaker 1: It says a lot about you. Junior said he would move.
- 7:47Speaker 1: If the arm, the jacked-up arm was going to be
- 7:49Speaker 1: in my ribs. You know what? I'm going to say this,
- 7:53Speaker 1: that it was that serial killer that would pretend like
- 7:56Speaker 1: his arm was broke to trick women into cars. The
- 7:59Speaker 1: dude that was, remember that?
- 8:00Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, that was in Silence of the Lambs.
- 8:02Speaker 1: No, no, that was not the movie. It was based
- 8:06Speaker 1: on the guy. I remember the dude everybody thought was
- 8:09Speaker 1: real handsome. And he had a jacked up arm? He
- 8:12Speaker 1: would pretend like his arm was broken. He would ask
- 8:14Speaker 1: some girl to help him, and he would push him
- 8:16Speaker 1: into the Volkswagen Bug and abduct him.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Well, first of all, handsome and in a Bug.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Sometimes.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Volkswagen Bug.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Well, it was in 1970, 1960.
- 8:23Speaker 5: Go together.
- 8:23Speaker 1: He had a punch bug.
- 8:24Speaker 5: No, thanks.
- 8:29Speaker 1: So sometimes it's fake. I don't know if it's an
- 8:32Speaker 1: insurance scandal.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Yeah, well, guess what? If you see me walking, okay,
- 8:36Speaker 2: and you're by your car.
- 8:38Speaker 1: If you see me walking down the street. And you
- 8:41Speaker 1: pretend that your arm is broken.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Don't ask me because I'm not helping you.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Walk home.
- 8:45Speaker 2: That's right. I'm walking home, but I'm like, hmm.
- 8:47Speaker 1: I remember the time the homeless people, because they stab
- 8:49Speaker 1: people if you try to help them. I like this.
- 8:52Speaker 2: That's right.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Let's go see what the phone looks like.
- 8:57Speaker 10: I'm not giving up, not if I pay extra money. Look,
- 9:00Speaker 10: you put money on something, that's kind of ownership in
- 9:02Speaker 10: a way. I'm not giving up my seat. Call to
- 9:05Speaker 10: somebody that didn't pay her. I'm sorry. I feel for you,
- 9:08Speaker 10: but you can't get this window seat.
- 9:10Speaker 9: He was absolutely right. I mean, it's something about this
- 9:13Speaker 9: entitlement in this country that's funny now. You get to
- 9:16Speaker 9: kill your kids and go home? Hell, people are going
- 9:19Speaker 9: to be starting to go to Burger King and ask
- 9:21Speaker 9: for Big Macs and going to McDonald's and asking for Whoppers.
- 9:25Speaker 9: It's like, brother, you get what you paid for. If
- 9:29Speaker 9: you paid for it, that's the point of it. I
- 9:32Speaker 9: want what I paid for.
- 9:34Speaker 13: Hi, this is Karen. I think the gentleman was correct
- 9:37Speaker 13: to stay in his seat that he paid extra for.
- 9:40Speaker 13: Because even if he wanted to accommodate them, I'm not
- 9:43Speaker 13: understanding why the wife couldn't take the middle seat and
- 9:45Speaker 13: accommodate him and give him the end seat. But if
- 9:48Speaker 13: you want somebody to do something for you, then compromise.
- 9:50Speaker 13: Give him the end seat if he's going to give
- 9:52Speaker 13: up a window that he paid for, and you sit
- 9:54Speaker 13: in the middle next to your husband.
- 9:56Speaker 1: All right, we're going to get to your calls in
- 9:57Speaker 1: a bit.
- 9:58Speaker 4: 877-2422.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Calls in a bit.
- 10:00Speaker 13: 877-242-2426.
- 10:01Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. The question that we're asking,
- 10:03Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, would you have moved your seat? We're
- 10:06Speaker 1: going right to the phones.
- 10:07Speaker 6: Hi, my name is Patricia from Baltimore, South Carolina. And
- 10:11Speaker 6: I think it was a setup because he already knew
- 10:14Speaker 6: his arm was broken before he got on the flight. Now,
- 10:16Speaker 6: it would be different if he was on the flight
- 10:19Speaker 6: and he fell and he broke his arm. Then, okay, yeah,
- 10:22Speaker 6: that could be justified. But to get on the flight
- 10:25Speaker 6: knowing before you got on there, your arm broken, you
- 10:27Speaker 6: already knew you was going to want to sit by
- 10:29Speaker 6: the window. But if you and your wife planted together...
- 10:32Speaker 6: They thought he was going to feel sorry for him. So, yes,
- 10:35Speaker 6: it was a setup. So, no, because if you intentionally
- 10:38Speaker 6: got on there knowing your arm was broken, you already
- 10:40Speaker 6: knew you didn't have a seat by the window. So
- 10:42Speaker 6: why would you try to pull a fast one? So
- 10:45Speaker 6: it was a setup.
- 10:46Speaker 14: I just keep it simple. Dig in your pocket, give
- 10:50Speaker 14: me the extra money that I paid, and you can
- 10:54Speaker 14: have it. It might put a little interest on top, too,
- 10:56Speaker 14: but anyway, just give me the extra money that I
- 11:00Speaker 14: paid for and you can have it.
- 11:02Speaker 5: Under ordinary circumstances, I may have said yes. But since
- 11:07Speaker 5: the man is already with his behind in my seat,
- 11:10Speaker 5: I probably would say no. Because how you just going
- 11:13Speaker 5: to already sit in my seat that I paid my
- 11:16Speaker 5: extra money for? I'm going to need you and your
- 11:18Speaker 5: broke arm to move, sir. Before you have two broke arms. Okay.
- 11:25Speaker 5: But the nerve and the gall to just move. Sit
- 11:28Speaker 5: in the man's seat. Really? No, he's well within his wife.
- 11:32Speaker 5: That's what he paid for. The other guy, I mean,
- 11:34Speaker 5: he could sit with his wife. Or they should have
- 11:36Speaker 5: paid for it. You know, you should have paid extra
- 11:39Speaker 5: if you wanted the window seat. But this guy paid
- 11:41Speaker 5: this money, so sorry.
- 11:43Speaker 10: I paid.
- 11:44Speaker 5: Move.
- 11:45Speaker 1: We're going to play One Voice Jeopardy with the one
- 11:47Speaker 1: and only military man, Jamal Kingsley. That's coming up in
- 11:49Speaker 1: 10 minutes on the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Warning!
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- 11:52Speaker 8: Hughley may cause uncontrollable laughter.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Tune in and see for yourself right after this break.
- 11:59Speaker 1: It's time for One Boy Jeopardy! with the one and
- 12:05Speaker 1: only militant man, Jamal Kingsley.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
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- 12:54Speaker 3: The first set of lyrics.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Indie, are you ready? Yes.
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- 13:10Speaker 7: I want you to know how.
- 13:12Speaker 4: Much I love you so.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 13:18Speaker 7: That is Al Hudson. One way cutie pie. All right.
- 13:34Speaker 4: That boy Trey.
- 13:35Speaker 6: Are you ready?
- 13:36Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm ready.
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