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STIUMLATED: HOW TO STEAL A MANS HEART! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jake, let me set the scene and please tell
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  Speaker 1: me how you would feel if this happened. We are
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  Speaker 1: in a social situation, probably for a brand. We're an event.
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  Speaker 1: There's loud music playing in the background, there's people dancing,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people are talking with drinks in their hand,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of alcohol around, and it's just you
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  Speaker 1: and me. We don't really know anyone, but we're in
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  Speaker 1: a group of people that we're meant to be talking to.
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  Speaker 1: And I say to you, I've got to go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. You wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: You would? How do you feel betrayed?
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  Speaker 1: For one betrayed?
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  Speaker 3: Betrayed? I feel anxious, I would say, same.
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  Speaker 2: Some coming with you?
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  Speaker 3: Too much stimulation?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to stbulators.
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  Speaker 2: That's the utmost form of betrayal.
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  Speaker 1: I know, whenever like you or my girlfriend doesn't like you.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 1: Know, I get anxiety. And I'm an introvert. This is
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  Speaker 1: my worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck I actually, yeah, the last time I went to
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  Speaker 2: an event, you weren't there because you had to go somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: So I brought Beth. Yeah, her and I was chilling
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  Speaker 2: on our own and there was just like a couple
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  Speaker 2: of people that we hadn't met in person yet, and
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  Speaker 2: then also like our old management, like people were kind
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  Speaker 2: of rocking after and I was just like, what, God, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is awkward because, to be fair, your girlfriend can't really
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  Speaker 1: pick up the conversation. It's like I would be able
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  Speaker 1: to be like, oh, yeah, like all the things I
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  Speaker 1: was saying.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, oh, that was just a.
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  Speaker 2: Nice convo, and I was like no, no, no, it's like
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  Speaker 2: you you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on. But we don't waste any time around here.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with the ig question of the week.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, what is it, Jake? Subtle signs you give when
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  Speaker 2: you like him? We're going back to what we've done,
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  Speaker 2: and we will let you know whether or not there's
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  Speaker 2: a high chance that he'll get it or a low
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  Speaker 2: chance that he'll get it. So yeah, I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 1: You go, subtle signs you give when you like him?
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  Speaker 1: I look at him one. Hope he notices. Lo, there's
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  Speaker 1: no fucking chance, but I reckon that's relatable.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fat, Yeah, yeah it is.
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  Speaker 1: If I got looked at one. So I'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: i'ld go into little Delulu Land and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, people get delusional like oh she
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  Speaker 2: looked at me, or oh he looked at me. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: he does and he means it, but then you're like, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's one look like you accidentally look at people.
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  Speaker 1: How many times do you reckon? You need to actually like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's on never ending. I was gonna say three.
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  Speaker 2: Them, there's enough. There's no amount that would give me
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  Speaker 2: confident enough to come up and say something. If someone
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  Speaker 2: kept like I would I think before I would go
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  Speaker 2: up with the idea in my head of like, oh
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  Speaker 2: she wants a peace. Yeah, if she kept looking at me,
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  Speaker 2: I go and be like, why do you keep.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at Have you got something in your I'd.
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  Speaker 2: Be like, do I have something on me? How about
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  Speaker 2: you take a photo? Subtle signs you give.
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  Speaker 1: When you like him?
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  Speaker 2: I post songs that tell how I feel very low, low, low,
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  Speaker 2: very low.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of songs?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very good question.
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  Speaker 1: Is what actually like, I think I want to marry you?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe actually, let's be real, if I fucking if I
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  Speaker 2: was just like I don't know one week and do
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  Speaker 2: a little talking. Phase hadn't met yet, like the first
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  Speaker 2: date wasn't organized, just like a little bit of messaging
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  Speaker 2: here and there, and then like you go on one day.
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  Speaker 2: Next day she does a post and it's like that song.
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  Speaker 2: To think I would be scared.
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  Speaker 3: Scared, I think I would be like, holy.
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  Speaker 1: It is a bop. To be fair, it is a
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  Speaker 1: fair bop.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 1: He has powers.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing has happened to Mars.
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  Speaker 2: He's still going, Oh really, just I just don't think
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  Speaker 2: there's much new music happening. But he still does concerts
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  Speaker 2: and he sells out.
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  Speaker 1: Subtle signs you give when you like him, stalk him
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  Speaker 1: and appear outside his window.
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  Speaker 3: I look very high chance he's gonna know, very high chat.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be a very
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  Speaker 2: high chance that he's happy about it, but there is
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  Speaker 2: a very high chance he will know.
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  Speaker 1: I just picture like a little baddie like tapping on
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  Speaker 1: the window being like I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how bad you like. It doesn't matter how
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  Speaker 2: bad you are if someone was tapping on your window.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon there's a badness level like of like upper echelon,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll be like, I'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: What DOESCH even mean?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me it's out of your vocalary. You won't understand.
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  Speaker 2: You won't understand.
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  Speaker 3: They can describe what means? What does it even mean?
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  Speaker 1: There's no way that I can describe it to your
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  Speaker 1: simple mind. It's too out of your vocality. You're you
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  Speaker 1: think that there is people out there that are on
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  Speaker 1: every baddy listening will understand what upper means upper echelon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, it sounds like you watch James Bond
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  Speaker 2: the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Upper, Like there's a baddie that's upper eche lin, and
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  Speaker 1: if she's stalking me, you'd still go there. Really, Maybe some.
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  Speaker 2: Signs you give when you like him, telling him quote,
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  Speaker 2: you were in my dream last night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'll get that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that's pretty i'd say pretty high, very high,
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  Speaker 2: medium to high chance he's going to get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I reckon because also no,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: You just wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me if I was true, let me believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, I think I know your answer to
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  Speaker 1: this one, but I think it's relatable again, Okay. Subtle
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  Speaker 1: signs you give when you like him, get under him?
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  Speaker 2: Ah yeah, I mean until I get that reassurance that
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  Speaker 2: you finished.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, so you're never getting it so no high,
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  Speaker 1: very very high, very high.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there was signs leading up to that
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  Speaker 2: that already made him. No, I don't think you getting
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  Speaker 2: under him was the tell tale Okay, subtle signs you
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  Speaker 2: give when you like him. I have no idea because
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of this. The triangle Look.
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  Speaker 1: I got the triangle method because I wanted to bring
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  Speaker 1: this up with you. What is it? Did we talk
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  Speaker 1: about this before?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, we've talked about double hair tuck.
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  Speaker 1: The triangle method. Let me think about this.
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  Speaker 3: We may if we have spoken about it before. I forget.
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  Speaker 1: And where's that place where people disappear?
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  Speaker 2: A triangle?
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  Speaker 1: A triangle? Yeah, that's something to do with that. Are
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  Speaker 1: you like hypnotizing him?
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  Speaker 3: I'm stuck, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The triangle method is okay, both eyes lips obviously or
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  Speaker 2: maybe chin or something. And the triangle method is her.
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  Speaker 2: She's stuck in the Bermuda triangle. She can't get her
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  Speaker 2: eyes off, my eyes on my lips.
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  Speaker 1: A man, you were a thinker.
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  Speaker 3: You see those eyes just like moving lie.
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  Speaker 1: So basically eye contact. Yeah, I like the triangle triangle
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  Speaker 1: be upper repples so long, so you don't understand I
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  Speaker 1: don't even say it for long.
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  Speaker 2: Some signs you give.
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  Speaker 1: When you like him watch him sleep. But I felt
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  Speaker 1: this could be cute or creepy. Well, I mean depend
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  Speaker 1: because if you fell asleep and your girlfriend was just
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  Speaker 1: like sitting there watching you sleep for like five minutes,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be cute.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's a time limit on how long, regardless
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  Speaker 2: of how long we've been together, whether we're dating or
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  Speaker 2: it's a one night stand, there is a time limit
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  Speaker 2: on how long you can watch me sleep. And it's
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  Speaker 2: a fine line. I think if you were to look
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  Speaker 2: over and it was like five seconds of just like oh,
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  Speaker 2: how cute, at the six second mark, it's too long.
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  Speaker 1: I think. I think the line is if you wake
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  Speaker 1: up and notice.
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  Speaker 2: If she gets caught, because also it's like if she
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  Speaker 2: gets caught, you go hello, were you stirring up? And
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  Speaker 2: she goes, I swear it was five seconds. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: you're okay. Subtle signs you give when you like him.
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  Speaker 2: I let him choose my nail color, oh, very very high, yes,
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  Speaker 2: very high.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why it reminded me of this, but
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  Speaker 1: when I was in like high school, man, I used
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  Speaker 1: to have braces in school, and you would know, but
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  Speaker 1: you get to choose the little colors inside your brain.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the girls I was talking to at the time, Well,
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  Speaker 1: color pats should I When I went to the dentist,
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  Speaker 1: they give you like this little like it's like the
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  Speaker 1: nail thing. It's just on the loops of all these
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  Speaker 1: different colors rubber, and it's a dark one. And I
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  Speaker 1: would send it to him, be like which color, babe.
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  Speaker 1: See there's like the nerdy teenage version of it. I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea that you have blessed good. My last one,
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  Speaker 1: which is might of very relatable subtle signs you give
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  Speaker 1: when you like him?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, mine were very relatable.
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  Speaker 1: Two of them were being a stalker.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's.
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  Speaker 1: Love takes over. You can't control yourself. Love Trump's all yeah, wait,
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  Speaker 1: immuta triangle. Subtle signs you give when you like him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to be subtle fair.
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  Speaker 2: I saw one that was like subtle, what's that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Someone said, I'm curious, because what is subtle to
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  Speaker 3: be fair?
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  Speaker 1: As a male? I love not subtle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just tell me you like me? No, very much
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  Speaker 2: the same. It's just just be like you're hot and
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  Speaker 2: takes every bit of anxiety out of it. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: also it will make a guy, if you like a
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  Speaker 2: confident man, tell him you like him, and his confidence
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  Speaker 2: of it will go up and then he'll just be confident.
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  Speaker 2: YEA little tip actually, okay, I think this will be
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  Speaker 2: my last one. Subtle signs you give when you like him?
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  Speaker 2: A double text, yeah, medium to low.
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  Speaker 1: Really well, I'm just thinking like you forgot to text
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  Speaker 1: something gon use text again, I don't really read into
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  Speaker 1: fair enough, fair enough because me doing it means absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: What about a triple text?
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  Speaker 1: I just don't read into it. I think med him
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  Speaker 1: to low, quadriple text, okay, maybe a quadriple A voice
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  Speaker 1: message though, facts, that's when I know you're like that,
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  Speaker 1: when I know you want.
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  Speaker 2: To have sex. So we just did subtle signs you
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  Speaker 2: give when you like him, and not all of them
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  Speaker 2: some of them are too subtle. So we would like
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  Speaker 2: to give you, guys, a couple of things that are
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  Speaker 2: gonna make you like he's gonna notice. So this is
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  Speaker 2: going to be how to steal a man's heart.
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  Speaker 1: Bo boom boom boom boom. That was my heart? What
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  Speaker 1: that was good?
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  Speaker 2: That was actually pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: That was actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go first, I don't know. I just think
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  Speaker 2: I would if it was to me this is I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh, fox, she wants me have a steel
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  Speaker 2: man's heart. So he has an insta post up okay,
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  Speaker 2: and he's wearing like sneakers, some jeans, like maybe a hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you comment, all right, it's pretty game, but you
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  Speaker 2: comment trying to make that hoodie mine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, obviously. Yeah, that's very good, very bold. Though
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  Speaker 1: very bold, I think too bold.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, one would do that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's Like if someone asked me to
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  Speaker 1: do that and say like this will get his attention,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: What about if you like, did that thing where you
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  Speaker 2: reply to the post and it goes in his d
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  Speaker 2: MS trying to make that hoodie mine. That's better, way.
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  Speaker 1: Better, way better.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also very forward, which I do like and like that
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  Speaker 1: in a DM.
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  Speaker 2: But if you do it in my comments and then
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  Speaker 2: people see that, like in the future way together, they're like.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be liking that comment, Like I wouldn't delete it,
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  Speaker 1: but like I wouldn't like it, I'd be like that's.
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  Speaker 2: A good point.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it's so fake. We get comments in our things,
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  Speaker 1: saying like raw saying they want to to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: We yeah, we had a comment like someone said a
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  Speaker 2: threesome would go hard with these two.
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  Speaker 1: It would It's not gonna happen, And you are.
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  Speaker 3: Not saying that from experience, by the way, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not saying that it would like it's never happened, not
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  Speaker 1: it is. Yes, yes, yes, fucking hell, Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: How to steal a guy's heart? I went the route
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  Speaker 1: of just like things they're already doing, yeah, and what
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  Speaker 1: we pick up on and then we're like, oh shit,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: I'm in love and we're hearing that what's that scene
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  Speaker 1: from the Wolf of War Street? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: And then they like so weird.
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  Speaker 1: How to steal a guy's heart being completely passionate about
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  Speaker 1: something and getting over enthusiastic when explaining.
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  Speaker 2: It to me.
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  Speaker 1: I like that as well, when they get all excited
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  Speaker 1: and they're like and I'm like, I very much like
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  Speaker 1: that as well, because I get like hyper fixated on things,
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  Speaker 1: and if someone was to let me go for it,
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  Speaker 1: I can really and you just see like the spark
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  Speaker 1: or a little twinkle in their eye and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's something never yeah, yeah, that's a good one, so
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  Speaker 1: they start to love.
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  Speaker 2: How to steal a man's heart. If the first date
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  Speaker 2: is going amazing, say quote, ah, I have a pretty
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  Speaker 2: good feeling. My horoscope could be onto something, and then
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: he's gonna say, oh yeah, what did it say? And
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: then you'll follow up with it said I'll be getting
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: a first kiss tonight.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Your ones are so dumb. I was in my dialogue
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  Speaker 1: error last night. All right, this is this is basically
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: your brain. How to steal a guy's heart. Kiss him,
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  Speaker 1: but do it in an intricate way.
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  Speaker 3: Tell him he's getting kissed.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might as well like how to steal
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: a guy's heart, just like if you know a day's
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  Speaker 1: going well at the end of it, like put your
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  Speaker 1: arms around him and leaning for a kiss together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Imagine the anticipation and being like, okay, no, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to kiss her, Like hell am I going to
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  Speaker 2: do it?
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  Speaker 1: I would get nervous, I get like sweaty palms, but
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  Speaker 1: I hope you doesn't grab.
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  Speaker 2: My hall am I going to do it?
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  Speaker 1: I do like that, though, I like the intricacy how
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: to steal a guy's heart embracing your quirks. We're all weird,
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  Speaker 1: and I love when they rock it.
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  Speaker 2: Facts. No, I love that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm weird.
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  Speaker 2: That is a good one.
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  Speaker 3: I come down after a few days. See good point.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, you always find out who a person is like
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  Speaker 2: a little a couple of weeks in when they finally
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: like let their walls down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fucking weirdo, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet. How to steal a man's heart? This
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  Speaker 2: one's simple, my most simple. Quote. You have to look
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  Speaker 2: at my eyes when I do this. Okay, quote you're tall.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually great, that is good. I didn't realize you
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  Speaker 1: were so tall. Yew whoa, you're tall. Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 1: fuck me up. That would fuck me up, and I've
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  Speaker 1: had it happened to me. My last one pretty similar,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, very very very simple. It's kind of
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: going off one of the ones we said before. How
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  Speaker 1: to steal a guy's heart. Eye contact? Yeah, look and
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  Speaker 1: for me personal if she has blue eyes?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, fair enough.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I love myself some blue eyes. But I'm thinking anyone's
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: preference of eye color and eye contact, I'm like, damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good point. I got to say, though, Like
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: with the subtle signs given you like him. The subtle
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: eye contact ones I would not get. Maybe if it's
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: like a long eye contact.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like on a first date eye contact,
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  Speaker 1: not like at a club and you're like staring at it.
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  Speaker 1: A fuck.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: It's still so hard it's hard to read the man.
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  Speaker 2: That is a good one, Okay, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: My whole life, I've been more of a listener than
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: a talker. And one perk that comes with that is
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I get to hear all these things that maybe I
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: shouldn't and I love that. So I thought, what are
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: some things that aren't my business that really should be
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: that I would love to know? Fac that I wish
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I was a fly on the wall, Like.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been out to dinner with your girlfriend
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: and you hear a couple arguing it's a great one,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: or you see a couple that's definitely on a first date.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I wish I could hear that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's none of my business, but I wish I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: could hear it. So this is things that aren't my
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: business that should be. Coworkers conversation when I'm buying something.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Facts that's a good one.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Two girls in retail talking about a boy boy. Stop
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: you order a coffee and their boat. They're having a
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: chat while they're making your coffee. They're just like, what
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: did you?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: What did you do?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Things that aren't my business but should be the reason
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: why my mum is taking so long to get home.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Oh that should be my business.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I've gone through spiral phases where I think she's dead.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I should be her whole life. Why isn't she texting me?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Why is every mom terrible with like phones? As well?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I know you didn't tell me you were going out,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: and I know you didn't tell me the time you
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: be home, but I expected you home at this time.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: So how dare you not let me know that it
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: was going to be later than that?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You expect that from me?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me when you bring in the chicken home.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Fucking things that aren't my business that should be. When
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: there's GOSSI at the gym and people think I can't
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: hear because I have headphones on, Oh that's.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: You making it yours?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Do you ever just turn your music down or turn
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the noise cancelation off your Apple earphones? And you're like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: wait a minute.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I actually haven't.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I do it all the time, mat shit, I might
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: start I love it because a lot of people would
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: look over as well, thinking like, we don't want this
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: guy to hear our convo. But then they see that
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: you have everyone's in like, oh, he can't he will talk,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: no exactly, we'll they know.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Imagine you react to what they say.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: It's crazy things that aren't my business. But should be
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: knowing what people say behind my back.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Oh I think that shouldn't be my business. I don't
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: know if I want to hear that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I have the capacity to have those.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I want to know things said to me to my face.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: What do you reckon they saying about you?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You're all.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Hope it's good things. Okay, you sort of already said
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: this one. But everyone, this is relatable things that aren't
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: my business. That should be why couples fight. Oh my god,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: like a reality TV in itself.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Ah, what is the what is with everyone's need me
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: included and and desire to be in the nitty gritty
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: and know every detail.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: What's our fixation with goss?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: We love it because when our life is getting mundane
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and boring, it adds excitement. We don't want to be
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: going through what they're going through.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we want to know.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I want to fucking know that it's out there.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have to experience it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Things that aren't my business but should be. Whatever the
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: fuck Apple keeps sending me a tax invoiceful?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Why what are they.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Charging me for that should be my business? Well, mine's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like gorn up to fourteen dollars ninety nine US. I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: swear it used to be five dollars. I don't just
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: taking my money. Yeah, I swear it's not monthly EI,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: but I swear it's a regular.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I I agree, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: see any sort of pattern here.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Once we have all these companies just taking advantage of
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the little people exactly, Fuck Apple.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I'll keep using it, but fuck Apple.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. My last one. Things that aren't my business and
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: will be staying that way. The face I make when
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I can. Ah, why did you just put that picture
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: in my brain? I had to think about it. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: have never made it my business. I want to be
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: my business.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It will never be my business because I have no
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: control over that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. I actually did a little research, and I said
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I found some funny ones.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: This girl said like, oh thanks you You finished that
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: sentence a bit what my face looked like.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And this girl said, like, things that aren't my business,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: and they will be staying that way. She's like, the
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: back of my head, I don't see it. I do
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: effort in the front. If you see something in the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: back of may that looks weird, don't tell me that's
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: not my business.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Things that shouldn't be my business is my posture. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: don't see that. I have no control over that. I try,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: but I don't.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Want to see that. I want to see.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Person that replied to one of our stories and said
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: the Hunters and Nick Jake, fuck you, fuck you. One
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: last thing of things that aren't my business that actually
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: should be is the conversation that the nail texts are.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Having, or any when you're in a foreign country, any
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: people speaking their native language. I swear they're talking shit.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: They must be. This guy's hands are ugly, well, this
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: girl's hands are weird. That's got to be what they're saying.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: That's a superpower. If you can learn like a random
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: language it isn't your normal one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Like Cantonese or Mandarin or something like.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That, anything like that, even just French or Spanish, and
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: you go there being bilingual. Yeah, that would be you
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to tell if you're friends or Spanish
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: that time it doesn't work, but yeah,