Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 293: 3 Dicksooooooo
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- 0:00The way he was hungrysars. Oh my god, that's not whatever you're doing.
- 0:13Right out of here, nigga, he's squid words, cheese, squid
- 0:19word. We're all squid words. Bro. No, remember when once one
- 0:29of I had the leaf blower and he took the guy's nose off and then
- 0:32put two noses on the one guy and it's just like titties hanging down.
- 0:35Yeah, sick, he said, he said, what are you looking at?
- 0:43Nose? Bro, Definitely don't need that. Well, once you say
- 0:58it's time, it's time. Thank you, guys. Howdy howdy, howdy,
- 1:02howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy howdy. It's not that serious podcast
- 1:08show you. I'm your Oh you gotta splint that run my go, my
- 1:18go. I like to see how you do yours. That wouldn't work middle
- 1:26name, Just leave out the team, your turn. Come on, I
- 1:33did it? Come on, you gotta make it work, figure it out.
- 1:36Your creative Dick. So Dick, So that's the only that's Dixon.
- 1:45Well, weve got the name of the episode. That might be the fastest
- 1:49one yet with thirty episode Dick. So your boy, doctor Walfo. No,
- 2:08he's looking like my coat. He's also mister bynapp There we go?
- 2:16Can you still anything and nothing better? What? What else? But I
- 2:20don't know? We got get the basketball coach. I don't know. That's
- 2:23too long. No, it's not. You're even stumble saying it. You
- 2:25said dick, so that is way better with you. So listen. I
- 2:29just went with the first. Nick came to mind something. What's your middle
- 2:31name? Jared Jared Letto, the brother of the Loo. There we go.
- 2:44I don't know that, Nick, oh man, Yes, it is
- 2:52not that serious podcast. How do you do? How's everybody's week? Man?
- 2:58How's that? Bottom speaker? Shout the Spodify speaking all the man name?
- 3:02Yeah? How's all week? Spotify? Let us know this dude.
- 3:06Like Blues Clues, we asked a question we just wait for. How was
- 3:08your week? Guys? Hmmm? How to go? Wow? That sounds
- 3:14pretty us. That sounds like a great to say? She killed herself?
- 3:20How what a drag? How high was the fall? I had a friend
- 3:28that did that? You did? You said she drowned a baby? Okay,
- 3:38make the casey, Anthony, Oh my god? Did they find the
- 3:44body? It was a closed casket? You say that? Urge got to
- 3:58the body, hit the face was loaded beyond recognition with the a tops report
- 4:04to come back again toxic. They f hell no that fit fit fit jump
- 4:17off a bridge, drowning with a baby, and the time ben while fit
- 4:28baby drowning. You gotta make sure you're going. I gotta make sure it's
- 4:33done. This is fool proof. I'm gonna take this bottle of fist,
- 4:36jump off a bridge and slip my wrist on the way down. I'm not
- 4:39gonna know what the funk happens. The are gonna know what to do when
- 4:44when they calls him cause of death, everything, life, all of it,
- 4:53cause of death. Yes, oh my god, oh man, was
- 4:59your very dark? Gentlemen? Gentlemen, gentlemen, how is your week?
- 5:01We're gonna start with start with Elsie. How is your week? Bro?
- 5:06Man? My week was good. What did I do? I just had
- 5:10to work regular ship. I didn't do nothing spectacular. But my birthday is
- 5:16now happy birthday? Yes, now her birthday? It's not no, yeah,
- 5:24no, you got two minutes so one of this episode is yes,
- 5:29Oh it's you were you were playing along. That's what I'm playing a long
- 5:33game. I was like, you just don't know me, say your birthday
- 5:39not the ninth birthday eleventh. I was confused, and why do you say
- 5:43he has two minutes? Because I said that. I said that because that
- 5:47was like, wait not. I was like, my birthdays the eleventh,
- 5:51bro, so when it is my birthdays in two minutes? Happy birthday and
- 5:55my grandma's birthday is today? Oh and what is your grandma's made the name?
- 6:00Uh? Did so? Thank you? Thank you? You know,
- 6:05but next week is one. It's gonna be fun. So regular workship.
- 6:10You still don't got no plans working this now. I'm working on my birthday
- 6:13like my regular job. Like I like, I'm at that age where it's
- 6:16like, oh, not even it's my birthday. I'm calling it, no,
- 6:20not that day. I DJ Saturday. Are so Brandy took off for
- 6:26my birthday? And I was like, wait, she took off for your
- 6:30birthday? Yeah? And I was like, I guess I have my off
- 6:32birthday. I feel like the end of the month, yeah, okay,
- 6:35twenty six, twenty six, I feel like it's soon. Yeah. There's
- 6:40a whole TikTok like that about how girl he said my birthdays you not being
- 6:47here? A girl was talking about how gods don't know each other's birthdays.
- 6:54It's true. That's true. It's true. She's like, you know,
- 6:57you know, I think it was trade rages. Actually, yeah, you
- 7:00know, niggas for twenty years don't know their exact birthdays. I don't single,
- 7:05I bear. I just now got the months. April, yeah,
- 7:11November, yeah, February, February, don't remember, that's crazy. December
- 7:20what? Yeah? For real? That ass anyway, wait, we did
- 7:27it was like December yourself. You don't remember? I got you New Year's
- 7:42e baby March third, yes, the damn lot of aprils. Mm hmmm.
- 7:49Who else? Well, Pat fucking montel Pat, because I never remember
- 7:58the birthdays, but their birth is a very like consecutive current. It is
- 8:01the sixth to twelfth and twenty fourth. Yeah, that's right. Someone posts
- 8:05Monte I forgot went indoor sky died in Yeah, I've never done it.
- 8:11It looked fun, that's the funny side. I don't think I'll be able
- 8:13to do it with this fucking leg yet. But she might fly. That's
- 8:20seen the lady that that didn't. That was a paraplegic show. She got
- 8:24in a tunnel her legs. She probably looked like a fucking waving legs immediately
- 8:30wave. That cannot be She had no control of the waving and flipf man
- 8:35wacky waving and flatle off flailing too, man wacky waving and flatble off fliling
- 8:39too. Man, I gotta see that ship. Hold on, I don't
- 8:41see legs just in the sky. Oh it's not safe, bro. That
- 8:45was funny as hell. When you said paraplegic, I thought you meant I
- 8:48thought you meant like she was an amputee. Her pant legs are just waving
- 8:52in the air, just both they're funny. She's just a media you know.
- 8:58The legs. They tied it off and just crazy. They probably would
- 9:01do that, I'd assume so. But to be funny, they had her
- 9:05walking around, well they should have tied her legs and are not that would
- 9:09work to all that? All that, Uh, as soon as she gets
- 9:16in them, legs fly. She was in a wheelchair and just wheeled her.
- 9:20Yeah. They picked her up and then went out. They went up
- 9:26immediately a little bit more like gang gang. There's no way. Somebody was
- 9:33like, you know, it would be really funny. That can't be safe,
- 9:37bro, Oh my god, feeling it's not safe for the due her
- 9:43bones can still break. It's not it's not safe for the She's probably getting
- 9:46kicked in the face. That's not safe. You can get an affection like
- 9:48I mean, like if you break your leg and then ship just strong,
- 9:54the win is strong. But I don't think it would be that strong at
- 9:56that point. What's the worst? What you're gonna lose leg? Oh?
- 10:01Man, she can't use him and on man, they're gonna have to exactly.
- 10:13I don't got one anyway, they don't cut it off. What well,
- 10:16mile was your weak? It was good? It was good. I
- 10:22went golfing with Kevin, a couple of guys golfing. We got the golfing
- 10:28weather back something like shout out to Ron Jaworski went out one of his courses
- 10:33down and uh, well Rainblewood, but no black Wood. It was Valley
- 10:37Brook what it was called. Was he there? No? He wasn't.
- 10:39He's usually like around and I didn't see him. The country club. Yeah
- 10:45technically, but I mean it's public, like you just pull up and ran
- 10:50into a problem. Honestly, almost pissed my pants because they only had like
- 10:56two porter potties out there. Jesus. Usually I gotta say golf is probably
- 11:01the biggest place for public urination because you'll just be on the course and be
- 11:07like, I gotta piss. Find a tree. But this was like a
- 11:09very open course, like it's it's in like people's backyards, townhouse development.
- 11:16Damn. So I'm like you, I'm looking left and right. You're red
- 11:20dot if you get got exactly. So I'm looking left and right, and
- 11:22I was like, ah, damn, I really gotta go. So there
- 11:26was like a like a little ditch with like a bunch of those like pussy
- 11:30willow looking things, and so I went. I just like was like,
- 11:33I really gotta go. So I just ran down there and I started peeing.
- 11:37Then I looked and I was like, oh, damn, I'm not
- 11:39deep enough in this ditch. I can still see people sud No, I
- 11:45just stopped peeing. Cut the stream and you find a water hazards and just
- 11:52going there or what what no water has like you know, like the no
- 11:58that's even that's still out in the open, Like that's more open. Honestly,
- 12:03it's like, oh, just find someone, you'll be fine. Just
- 12:05pee in the water, act like a can kangaroo and just just standing and
- 12:13I'm looking for my ball just waist deep. Yeah, I think I lost
- 12:16my ball. I'm looking for it now. I'm done. Don't they go?
- 12:24Got both of them and them out? Yeah, something like I my
- 12:31weekend, I didn't My week was cool. I didn't really do much.
- 12:35Uh, I had a disappointment today. I got some feelings done. Cavity's
- 12:41Michael. Yeah, Cat really catching up to Keenan. Huh yeah, no,
- 12:48no I am not no, no, no, how many you got?
- 12:52I had four? Four today? No three today? Damn? How
- 12:56many you got? Total? Four? Oh so and these your first cavities.
- 13:01Oh no, it's been like, I haven't been in this in like
- 13:05a year or two, so it's just a sloppy word. It's been like
- 13:07whatever I'm trying to think, I ain't been in a minute either. At
- 13:11the same time, they always be so snoopy when you come like I haven't
- 13:13seen a while. I'm like, all right, shut up, shut up,
- 13:16Okay. They know they're about to open up. It was indoors box
- 13:22and I was like, well, let's just make that appointment now. Yeah,
- 13:24yeah, I'll be here in six months. Sure. What's wrong with
- 13:30the Dennists? Man? I don't mind the Dennist I actually I like getting
- 13:33my teeth clean. I just haven't at this point the way I used to
- 13:37be in that bitch. Well, it's always bad news when you go.
- 13:41Kenie was a freakuent flyer. And the thing is, once I get my
- 13:46insurance back up, I got some work I gotta finish. Yeah, it
- 13:50is much of work. I'm sorry, Keenan dan like kind of work,
- 13:54just cavity work. Well, so on two of the crowns something uh no,
- 14:01it's not uh it's like swelling in the gums like where the crowns are.
- 14:05So they had to no, no hurt. Well every now and then
- 14:09like it may hurt, but real DEMI will talk. Hey, bro,
- 14:13this point pain in my mouth. I really don't feel it. No more.
- 14:18Yep, no, how long it been, hasn't hasn't been since you've
- 14:22been in the business, by the year some change that I went before.
- 14:28So what they said last time I was they told me to come back and
- 14:31get the gum ship check out. But whether he's saying like, oh,
- 14:35it's critical or like no, it's critical, well you shouldn't play with this.
- 14:39No, no, no, they were just saying like like they shore
- 14:43like oh, like this party is like inflamed or some ship like we got
- 14:46to take this off and redo it or whatever. But yeah, last time
- 14:52THENNIS they were, yeah, you're with some teeth coming in, but it
- 14:54doesn't really matter. Yeah I got space for it was like, yeah,
- 14:56you got space back there. It was fine. I was like they said
- 14:58that to me, And then the next time I came, they were like,
- 15:01ah, we gotta get those out. We're taking those out. You
- 15:05just told me. You just told me I could keep them. Were they
- 15:09bothering you? No, like, but they might. We don't want them
- 15:11to be. You know, you just want some money. How much you're
- 15:13getting paid to take these a lot? So once it started to become a
- 15:18bother that's when I'll come back from till then Yeah, I don't bother me
- 15:22at all. They're back there now. They definitely don't bother bother me because
- 15:26they're not there. But yeah, that's only too nice. Yeah, Serena,
- 15:31how was uh your working? I didn't do a goddamn thing. All
- 15:35I did was work, no bull loving, none of that. Well you
- 15:39know with the Yami she I mean with the Yamy you Yeah, yeah,
- 15:46exactly what that is. I was with the Bosky m hm uh you know
- 15:52what I'm saying, Why do nothing? I ain't do nothing, you know
- 15:54what I'm saying. Just regular week nice like like like light work, slight
- 16:00work. Hmm. What else happened this week, Michael? I just want
- 16:07to start off with some poetry. Poetry. Don't play this long? Oh,
- 16:11absolutely no. I don't want to get stricted stricken tip tune around my
- 16:17name. Nigga, you're laying and when I get at you, homie,
- 16:21don't you just tell me you was playing? Oh? I was just playing
- 16:25k dot. Come on, you know what nigga rock with you? Bro?
- 16:29Hmm. I was gonna kill a couple of niggas, a couple of
- 16:32rappers, but they did it to themselves. Everybody's suicidal. They don't even
- 16:37need my help. That is one Kendrick Duckworth a k A Omar. If
- 16:49you ever watched a wire, it's a drug dealer. We're not a drug
- 16:55dealer. He's a robber. He robs the drug dealers in Baltimore. Stands
- 16:59Omar and he walks around with a big shotgun. And when he comes to
- 17:03the hood and everybody goes, Omar is coming and they scattered like rats.
- 17:10And that is similar to what has happened? I thought you were going to
- 17:14play it. Oh you don't have Oh I I'm getting in there. Don't
- 17:19you worry about it. Okay, it's three more now, Uh real quick?
- 17:26Did we all listen to the J cole the album album. I listened
- 17:32to it. It's a good ship on there. It's it's two songs that
- 17:36I will definitely listen to again on there for sure? Only two? Only
- 17:40two what songs? The one with Cameron and the one with Daylight and Apsole.
- 17:44You didn't like the song with Central c. I like his part.
- 17:48That's enough, that's enough to bring me back. I skipped the song with
- 17:51as really they were spitting on there, but yeah, it was it was
- 18:00like calcified push. I was like Cush. Next next he was like I
- 18:08didn't signs like Mush because especially when I saw Daylight, I was like,
- 18:17this is gonna be good. But that nigga be wrapping too hard, like
- 18:22like we're trying to make a song. You got the contract, We've been
- 18:27paid right literally on some immortal technique type ship. We talk about the pyramids.
- 18:33Sometimes it's just a little too much. But I do like that song.
- 18:37I like uh, I like trade Truth and the Viza. Okay,
- 18:44I like pricey hearing Young Droe and Gucci on that was the first song.
- 18:47I was like, that was a solid that was German open, good,
- 18:49open open. I was very confused. I was like Young Droe in twenty
- 18:52twenty four, and I do like the seven minute drill song. I like,
- 19:00yeah, I like it as a song. Yeah, as a song.
- 19:03Yeah. But I listen to it the first time and like, I'll
- 19:07just get my synops on. I was like hype like he responded, like,
- 19:10but when I listened to it again, I was like, I was
- 19:11kind of light like he didn't really there was nothing. It was not too
- 19:15combative, like literally like I like you, my nigga, but like you
- 19:19can't do that type of ship. So the fact that he did that and
- 19:23then came out and then said what he said, I was like, I
- 19:26see why he rapped that way, even if he wasn't feeling the subconsciously.
- 19:30Subconsciously he felt that way when he wrote that ship exactly like it seemed like.
- 19:36And he was first of all, he was lying talking about albums and
- 19:40being boring. Get there all right, you want to go there? I
- 19:48will say, I'll say as a probably it's not bad at all. I
- 19:53think I'm actually one of the best things I've heard from I'm excited for his
- 19:56album now, I would like to hear I would say that out of the
- 20:00in the past, it's definitely better than the last two because he starts albums,
- 20:04he stopped doing his own ship. He not better than his last album.
- 20:07I want to hear you, b beats. This wasn't better than his
- 20:11last album. Yes it was. It was the last album. Yes it
- 20:12was. No, it was off season, yes it was. No,
- 20:15Yes it was. Obviously that last album was kind of forgettable. Ain't gonna
- 20:18lie. All of it's forgettable. Everything after Forest Hills Driver is forgettable.
- 20:25Okay, I'm I'm that shouldn't no no no, the album with ATM on
- 20:30it, I forget the name, Yeah, I bet you do. ATM.
- 20:33Wasn't that a k D. I can see I can see it the
- 20:37whole album, most of it. I liked it. Forgettable. Everything at
- 20:44the Forest Hills Driver is like yeah, because it was so high up like
- 20:49on his if I never heard it again, he climbed up and it literally
- 20:53went right back down, and he wanted to full close. He won the
- 20:56full close. Now man, I have some white listen to album again,
- 21:02but that with Cameron. I liked it, but I think honestly it was
- 21:04more so oft the nostalgia because it was off that I'm ready beat flip from
- 21:10which is cool from the tip of back community and Cameron, who was spitting
- 21:14really nicely on there. I listen, listen, listen. My beef with
- 21:19j Cole is never his rapping ability. I always give him. Yeah,
- 21:22let's make that clear. Let's make it. I think you'll get that.
- 21:25Let's stop for all you cold sexuals, get all up in a bunch because
- 21:32the smoke comes later. I'm gonna do what Q What does your boys say?
- 21:36What do we lead with love? Yes, I'm gonna lead with love.
- 21:41Jake Cole, you are a phenomenal rapper, easily one of the best
- 21:45in the world. Definitely one of the best in our generation. You can't
- 21:51fault you for that. That's about as much love as I got left.
- 21:55That's it's not that I've gotten that out the way. Intellectual as they say,
- 21:59yeah, definitely, definitely. His fans are a lot of suito intellectual
- 22:03niggas, niggas that just went to college, A lot of niggas ain't finished,
- 22:08but they went so it was like, oh, I wait the day
- 22:12who didn't finish like him and I think they're real smart, but well we'll
- 22:19get there. But yeah, the album was cool. Like I said,
- 22:25I only gonna listen back to two songs. I'm gonna tell you one thing.
- 22:27That fucking fever was hot ass. The one that we were saying that
- 22:36ship stuff like this ship. I took that seven am this morning. H
- 22:38y B. I don't like that. I didn't like that. I did
- 22:42not like that. You want to know he said that song. I don't
- 22:45care, he said. And this is this is where I J cole fans
- 22:51all niggas are way more annoying than he ever will be. What you say
- 22:56A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P.
- 23:03That's little me in the classroom asking what's l You can literally find a
- 23:11bar like that on everybody. No, you can't. You can't. Everybody
- 23:17has bad bars, doesn't nobody's doing that in twenty twenty four. But having
- 23:21a bad bar, that's having a bad bars trash. Nobody's having a bad
- 23:23bar be one of the best in the game. That's terrible. That's not
- 23:27a bad bar, that's ass like what a lot of people I mean,
- 23:32me in the classroom asking what's l nigga? I could have came in with
- 23:34that myself. That's that's just childish. There's a lot of bad bars that
- 23:40that's that's horrible, especially when niggas are like, oh, you gotta have
- 23:42a degree to listen to the to J Cole. I mean so I said,
- 23:48I said that the nigga who somebody apparently with a lot of people's heads
- 23:52though, no, no, what I'm saying to me, And apparently this
- 23:57nigga, apparently this nigga listens kind a podcast. This nigga said that ball
- 24:02went over your dumb ass. You don't get it for real, for real,
- 24:06y'all know radio hits. Nigga, shut up, Shut up niggas.
- 24:10That ship stink like the doukie. I took that his ass. He doesn't
- 24:15know what a l whoa guess what he does? He gave himself what this
- 24:26is and this is another it's that's it's not him. It's usually it's not
- 24:30him, but it's the fans like yo, we all gotta live in reality.
- 24:36And I was I sympathize with you. I got so much to be
- 24:40to attach yourself to such a uh a mediocre ship that you that you clean
- 24:49to like you die by this nigga ship. You died about this nigga like
- 24:53yo. Listen, sweetheart, whoever you was, I forget your name.
- 24:59I'm not gonna say any you know some A woman took time out of her
- 25:03working day to voice message me talking about how oh you're gonna talk about j
- 25:11Cole responding on the podcast and she did literally like this because he ate him
- 25:18up like some leftovers. If she if he ate him up, that motherfucker
- 25:26threw up. That motherfucker went Mary Kate Nashley Bollinia, and he fucking stuck
- 25:33his finger down his throat and threw it back up because he he apologized,
- 25:38he said, I'm sorry, I'm shall we big Daddy Findwick. I ween
- 25:44we shall we, I we we shall we. I should not shake that
- 25:48up about your like like And then let's before we even get to that post
- 25:53this itself, because I like it. It's not that bad. I like
- 26:00this. This is why any distemon Pie too, which was actually kind of
- 26:04like even more of a disc in that song, but it's it's what it
- 26:08was on the back end. Of after Daylight and absolute, So it kind
- 26:12of got lost in the song where it wasn't the main thing. But either
- 26:18way, but the things he was saying that he said, he said,
- 26:22your first, your first was classic, your last ship was tragic, and
- 26:26then your third one, your second one put niggas to sleep, but niggas
- 26:30gassed my nigga, Jermaine, nigga Jermaine. He's talking to Jermaine. He
- 26:37was talking about to Pimp a butcher Man and and again we're going back to
- 26:41the cold fans. You motherfucking Trocola. Dytes was trying to convince us that
- 26:48to Pimp a Butterfly was mid. Are you out of your cotton picking mind?
- 26:53Like, trying to tell us that that ship was mid, like stop
- 26:56stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. And then they
- 27:00were like they were like a classic, and then like the third one was
- 27:03good, but they gass it. Yo. You have one really good album.
- 27:08You have one. You have one. You have one, you have
- 27:12one, and he's put out like six now right, correct? You have
- 27:15one. You have one, definite, undisputable, really good album. One.
- 27:22And that happened. When did that album come out? Twenty fourteen,
- 27:26twenty fourteen. It's been ten years ago, a decade ago. Okay,
- 27:32I was a college student when you happen, all right, I'm thirty one
- 27:37correct. That is when everything you've been in, everything you put out since
- 27:41then, has been either mad or absolute dog shit. It's nothing's been like,
- 27:49oh, that's really good. This might have been the most positive one.
- 27:52And that just came out eighteen hours ago. The off season wasn't it
- 28:00was okay, it was okay, it was positive. I said, either
- 28:03man or dogs. Positive. Man, it's above above man. But it's
- 28:07not like amazing, that's it. That's all. You will never go out
- 28:12of your way. I couldn't tell you when tracked me on the off season,
- 28:17couldn't tell you. But I mean, I'm biased because I don't listen,
- 28:19but can you. All I know is all the song titles are the
- 28:23space. That's the only thing I remember about it. If I didn't just
- 28:26see it earlier when I looked at it, I wouldn't be able to tell
- 28:29you, right, That's what I'm saying. But I'm not a Jake Colvey.
- 28:33Yeah, I mean, because you're sensible. I mean, okay,
- 28:37because you're sensible at least, like I know, I listened to. At
- 28:42least with Drake, you can you can have like the commercial success like this
- 28:47Nigga don't. Don't got the big commercial commercial and you ain't. And the
- 28:52problem also the problem that I feel like his fans don't even like when he
- 28:56has the commercial success, Like they don't even like those are their favorite songs.
- 28:59No, when he when he goes that n favor like to wallow in
- 29:02mediocrity, I ain't even liked. I don't think they like them songs.
- 29:04They said, they said that Drake is Michael Jackson and kendrigis Prince. They
- 29:10said, motherfucking j Cole's lino Richie, Hey, oh night. I said
- 29:17that Nigga's Billy Ocean. That's what I said. I said, I think
- 29:22that Nigga is party all the time, Eddie Murphy. That's what I That's
- 29:29what I believe. Because you you got your you come out of your half
- 29:34black ass mouth talking about how I was putting niggas asleep. That is eighty
- 29:41seven point seventy seven percent of your catalog. Buddy, Yeah, you got
- 29:47look in the mirror. You gotta look the call coming from inside the dormicile.
- 29:52It's coming from his phone. Yeah, how am I calling myself?
- 29:55That nigga used his cell phone to call his landline. It was calling him
- 30:00ring ring ring, Hello, Hello, nigga. You stink Nigga, you
- 30:08are ass. I think he's ass compared to the niggas that we mentioned him
- 30:17too. That nigga's ass. I'm sorry. You want to talk to him
- 30:21about Kenzy. Wanna put him with Drake? You want to put him in
- 30:22that realm that niggas ass. Just like how you can say, I can
- 30:26say campaigns asked, will he beat me in one on one? Absolutely?
- 30:30But that nigga has the unfortunate job while playing with Janstkoupo and Lebron James and
- 30:33Joel and beat every night. When I look at when I see him next
- 30:37to him niggas, I see ash, just like I see j Cole next
- 30:40to Drake and Kendrick, I see ass. Hey, is he does he
- 30:45rap better than Kodak? I'm sure objectively great. I would hope so,
- 30:48But he ain't in the same game. He's in a different league. Nigga,
- 30:52maybe you should go back and down in the G League with Wallet and
- 30:55Big Sean. Then you might be the goat over there. But when you
- 30:57in big boy town. You the ass, the bottom nigga, the totem
- 31:02pole. Motherfucker. You suck. You're not gonna plant them with no features
- 31:07your way out of this ship. Ass. I don't care. Then he
- 31:11goes on to go, oh, you got Grammy's I don't came out that
- 31:15the crackers never did anything for me, crackers like your mama. Nigga,
- 31:19you are the crackers. You are the crackers. He's talking about the Grammy
- 31:23crackers, not his mama crackers. You can't say when you came out of
- 31:27the cracker. He said, you know crackers better than anybody. Did nothing
- 31:33from me. Nigga, you are half man. They race those crackers,
- 31:37not his home cracker. Home crackers, Nigga, I don't got home crackers.
- 31:41That's why I could say that way. He's different. He said those
- 31:45crackers, he said, mama, y'all, nigga, you got a white
- 31:48mother. Just like how we was talking about something that there's something niggas that
- 31:51need to be Thannel snapped you, like, oh so you talking about yourself?
- 31:56You said it. I mean, huh, what never eve for me?
- 32:02Nigga ain't raised. The Grammy crackers didn't raise him, but his own
- 32:07cracker is raising. They fed you motherfucking macaroni and cheese and cascer roll every
- 32:14now. I don't know whatever the funk you made over there, what they
- 32:16feed them. That's he would know. He got some black ass nerve you're
- 32:23talking about. Oh, and I've been ahead and I was. I'm know
- 32:28you're by a comfortably uncomfortable lead. I don't know. But man, in
- 32:36terms of recent rapping, yeah, he was ahead because because he's doing it,
- 32:42because he got a head start. Just because he's doing it, doesn't
- 32:44he doing it well, He's just doing the ship was doing it well,
- 32:46see what you mean? Nobody else rapping, Yes, but I'm talking about
- 32:52I'm talking about this. I'm talking about music. The music. The music
- 32:54steaks, it steaks, it stinks about the features. Fish is great,
- 33:00you have fun, funk off me whatever. I assume that's what he was
- 33:04talking. I don't care about what he do on other people. Ship.
- 33:06What about your ship? Your ship sticks? I said, when you put
- 33:07your name on your ship, your ship is asked. I said, the
- 33:12main thing that he's been doing was all the Dreamville ship like that. Yeah,
- 33:15that's his niggas on your label. I would gladly listen to before you
- 33:19like, give me jig, gim me Jig's washing that nigga. Oh yeah,
- 33:23I'm talking about j cole Is having a fucking field date been and his
- 33:28daddy over a barrel. That's why you don't get it. He circles around
- 33:30him. If you had to, I like, I like, give me
- 33:35ari Lynox, give me okay, give me our Linox, give me Jid
- 33:39everyone else nah, hell no good. He was down there. He somehow
- 33:45found another ass nigga, asker than him. Boss is just there for vibe,
- 33:52makes afrobeats. Now, let let him do that because that's what we
- 33:55need to do. That's always what he I mean, not always, but
- 34:00music. He was never music. He was never like a rappidy rapper.
- 34:02Like he just got a good rapping boy. He sounds cool. Yeah,
- 34:06some type of vibes are okay. Well you get the fuck out my faith.
- 34:09That's fine too. We gotta we had to listen to Boss on this
- 34:14ship. But no, why why why why? Jim It was a big
- 34:19hook. He could have Bigga. You're not too busy go on your boss's
- 34:22album, nigga. You can't know that, nigga. It's a mixtape.
- 34:27It's not gonna be on this. I need you some ship that nigga's in
- 34:34the sweat shop singing his ass, he's probably on the album. He's probably
- 34:36on the album because that's more probably more, maybe, I hope. So
- 34:39let's wait for the album. Nigga get put unimpressed by that again. I
- 34:44got a more serious, not serious question, But what does a Kendrick this
- 34:49sound like? From j Cole other than what he did? Like, what
- 34:52do you what do you actually? What do you critique about Kendrick? I
- 34:55can't. It's a losing battle, so you should have been in the first
- 34:59place. And if you and if you do it, you don't apologize forty
- 35:02eight hours later like a blitch. Well when you call yourself when you say
- 35:06you feel like Muhammad Ali, I'm gonna assume that you're gonna find an angle
- 35:10somewhere. I mean, the best angle, figure it out for real.
- 35:15But the best angle, the best angle he had was when he said,
- 35:19if you didn't it pretty much, if you didn't dis us, nobody be
- 35:22talking about you. That was the that's it's not because that's the best thing
- 35:28he had. But that's not and that's all his little Minions was running with
- 35:31that ship then like get that the fucking the fucking Stephen King and the niggas.
- 35:39But whether it's true or not, you just you know, people only
- 35:45discredit that ship when they can't earn ship. I'm cracking everything because them crag
- 35:50didn't give you because your shit is ass. Your ship is ass. That's
- 35:52why. That's why, because you didn't earn it because you weren't good enough
- 35:57for it, because your music fair enough. But that'll be like, that'll
- 36:07be like, that'll be like tomorrow if motherfucking uh the NASAIS was like,
- 36:13Yo, the NBA never gave me a shot. No, nigga, you
- 36:15fucking suck. Damn you stink. I don't think I got you. I'm
- 36:22not exactly, but it's like I got you. Ain't you ain't You ain't
- 36:25get recognized because you ain't recognizable. Mm hmmm because the niggas that you were
- 36:30competing against pulling out the water buddy, Yeah, you you thought folding clothes
- 36:36was gonna win over uh whatever. Drake was going out there, and I
- 36:40think Drake Shi was not impressive either, but I know what, everybody was
- 36:45better than that folding clothes bullshit around that time, it was probably no,
- 36:51it was probably nothing. Nothing was the same. Oh please, good God
- 36:53heaven. Yeah, funk off. Yeah, that's probably what drake. The
- 37:00full close bullshit come out the same time as Folding Closed was twenty I was
- 37:05twenty sixteen, twenty sixty. What what did I use? Usual uses a
- 37:09thousand times better? Yeah, you just still use it? Great, a
- 37:14thousand times better there and I fell asleepless and to that ship the first time.
- 37:16Yeah, use is definitely better. But that's for other reasons. Because
- 37:20I got a problem. I was gonna say, I don't want to say
- 37:22it, Mike, I had a problem back then, and I was in
- 37:24the library and it was hot, So it was just a fucking concoction of
- 37:30it was Bobby music, me not having a seatpad, hot and studying at
- 37:34the library. It was just a cocktail. Not having it was me discovering
- 37:38I needed, not discovered I needed a seatpad. That was twenty sixteen.
- 37:43I was definitely just storing in the library to control control, like away I
- 37:52know thing' and that just didn't say it rhy oh man, that album's frustrated
- 38:05because it's like every other song is like this, So what is this that's
- 38:09the whole album be Happy, piste off, happy pissed. All right,
- 38:13all right, we're one dance. Okay, we're getting somewhere. It's a
- 38:20nine. Now kill me. Now we're picking up Steve. Oh Jesus Christ.
- 38:27Bro, What the fuck? But Jay Cole's album is just oh oh,
- 38:31it's fourteen pop styles. Bro. I never I will never forget back
- 38:37that for your eyes only. Bro. When they were trying to force Neighbors
- 38:39on us, like that was the single from that album they're playing on the
- 38:43radio, I'm like, this is not a rating song. Stinks. That
- 38:46stinks to what that was not a radio I'm saying, that's the same for
- 38:52high Neighbors. That's I don't think the Neighbors thing I'm selling, dupe.
- 38:54I'm like, I guess it's a cool song, but this is not How
- 38:59the funk are we hearing this all the time? But my thing is,
- 39:02I think it's it's cool, but it's not a radio song. That was
- 39:07the best song on the album. Do you know what you play the most
- 39:10energy? Play that song at the end of the turn up, you play
- 39:14you play that song when whenever they letout everybody first, all right, trying
- 39:19to get the funk out of here. Let's play J Cole. He don't
- 39:21make turn on music. That's fine, No, don't. He don't make
- 39:24good music. He do. He's just not good to Michael. No,
- 39:28he is not good. It's not good to Michael. I think Michael good
- 39:30the people good to normal people, good to anybody. Not good one thing.
- 39:35I really hate that or that just gets on my nerves about J Cole
- 39:37and not even him, like you said, it's more so the fans,
- 39:40Like I think people are really like obsessed with how humble he is, and
- 39:45they use that as an excuse for his I don't want to say failure,
- 39:50but mediocrity, like, oh, he's so humble, he's so relatable that
- 39:54he is those things. But this does not give this nigga an excuse to
- 39:58talk about how he's the Mohammad Ali. This nigga rap is boring a bit.
- 40:02It ain't even get on stage. It takes me. I don't care
- 40:06that that nigga went to college and I did to give a fuck. I
- 40:07don't give a motherfuck. I don't care. I don't care who was in
- 40:12college at the same time. Yes, we both went to school, right,
- 40:16good job. The music stinks and I'm not gonna ignore that, and
- 40:22you're not gonna tell me somebody making superior music is bad because you're upset that
- 40:28you're a nigga stinks. Sorry, not buying it. You're not telling it.
- 40:31I'm not buying it. No no, no, no, no,
- 40:34no no no no. That's why he said, nah, I'm gonna play
- 40:39this bullshit like and before you even play, I will say I from listening
- 40:45to him, you already know like he's this type of person, So there's
- 40:49nothing necessarily like, it's nothing wrong with what he said, Like it's not
- 40:52he said the wrong things, like, oh, I can tell that's a
- 40:55very genuine feeling to have, Like I get it. But you can't say
- 41:00that after you already fucking did all this ship like that is crazy to me.
- 41:04And you knew you felt that way when you was doing it in the
- 41:07first place, So why the funk you doing? Stand on it? Then
- 41:13if you okay, he got answer the question, who you've you've never done
- 41:17something and then regret doing it, We've all done, okay, So so
- 41:22you can't say you had that feeling while you were doing you Guess what,
- 41:25guess what? Guess what? You know you apologize after deal with the consequence,
- 41:30okay, and and his thing. He said he's gonna deal with the
- 41:34consequences. He literally said it good. Okay, So that's good. And
- 41:37you know what the consequences me being on this podcast telling that nigga that niggas
- 41:40ship stinks, that's one of the many consequences. You got to take that
- 41:45on your mother, he said. He's like, I got Kenny, give
- 41:50me your best shot. Nick sounded crazy, y'all, Like, why do
- 41:55y'all like that? Why do you like this nigga? I don't. He
- 42:00seems like a likable guy. He's very he's just really he's super relatable.
- 42:05He's very like, he's very humble. Like he's a cool dude. I
- 42:08would never say he's not. He's way cooler than Drake, way cooler than
- 42:13Drake's not hard to do that. But guess what. Guess what, Yeah,
- 42:20you can take your pick views more life scorpion, whatever the fuck,
- 42:24nigga, you put more life in there? Yeah, yes, I'm scared.
- 42:30I'm playing. You want me to listen to songs? You can do
- 42:32this again. I'm playing all MN ships over anything after Forest Hills Drop,
- 42:37I'm playing all them ships over that all of them. Wait before Forest Hills
- 42:42dry, I said before anything. As of course he was dropping ATMs,
- 42:45probably only so that gets a pass from me. But yeah, one sick
- 42:49out of one song out of sixty songs released, that's my ship. Okay,
- 42:54niggas stinks? All right? Can we turn this up and then someone
- 42:59of you in your head so I can here, please lend it to your
- 43:00thank you lending ear buddy. All right, let's let's let's let's uh yeah,
- 43:07it's not over. We're not done. We're gonna do at least an
- 43:08hour and a half of this, uh, an hour and a half of
- 43:13an hour and a half of what we're gonna podcast. We're gonna no.
- 43:21They were no no in our group chat. They don't know. I don't
- 43:22give a fuck. We're not doing this. Well, we'll get to the
- 43:27Eric Ballacher batter that week. Just let it go, Just play. It's
- 43:34real rap time, all right, Joe, Okay dat, I'm gonna need
- 43:46you to send me the link to the next episode. I gotta watch that.
- 43:49I need that. Oh my god, I need it. Don't roll
- 43:52your eyes. I need that to send it over me. All right,
- 44:00Let's play this bullshit, right, So I'm so proud of that project.
- 44:07All right. Now, this is doing his This is doing his Dreamville fast
- 44:14where he's charging thirty two dollars for chicken tenders and fries. Kendrick doesn't have
- 44:17a festo because it does not because he knows not to inundate people with thirty
- 44:22two dollars chicken nuggets and fries. He's not about his bag, That's what
- 44:29He's not trying to exploit his people. He's not putting a fake massage.
- 44:31He's not putting out a fake micide that I'm just a normal average man for
- 44:36the people. But being a nasty capitalist charging thirty dollars chicken nuggets, fry
- 44:38it be free. That's the way I mean a real if he was a
- 44:42real nigga, Yeah, oh I had, I had, I had unkept
- 44:46dreads, so I'm naturally I relate to the every man, shut up nigga.
- 44:50He kept. I have a friend form part. It's one part of
- 44:57that ship. Can you hear? That? Make me feel like? Man?
- 44:59That's the lame and ship I ever did in my fucking life. Right,
- 45:02let me let me too high? Yeah, all the way down green
- 45:12And I know this is not what a lot of people want to hear.
- 45:15I'm not, he said. He said, this is the lame should have
- 45:17ever done in my life. No, it's not, buddy, It's a
- 45:20lot more you hear, Like, how about when you beef with Dickie Simmons,
- 45:24bitch ass nigga. I don't do that, but I gotta keep it.
- 45:29How about when you wanted to mentor a little pump bitch ass nigga.
- 45:32Right, how about when you lied and said you had sex with motherfucking Angela
- 45:37Simmons, bitch ass nigga. Damn near had a relapse, right, Because
- 45:45those are all true things. I heard some not to have sex, but
- 45:50he said he was like messing with her, had like a relationship with her.
- 45:52He also beef with no name a woman three weeks ago, however long
- 45:55it was, y'all, y'all, y'all heard that bazooker that was dropped on
- 46:00the mother fucking game, Right, you saw that nigga was just killed my
- 46:01ship? Right? So, and this wasn't before him? Why did he
- 46:07do this? It really jumping in front of bullets. There wasn't before it
- 46:15was like they gotta and then a bottotize a doork. I'm sorry Kendrick jumping
- 46:27from that bullet nigga, what I'm sorry little brother Founte and a big boomer
- 46:30being from the stame state of this bitch ass nigga. But we already said
- 46:35that. He was definitely gonna respond before Drake. I saw that coming.
- 46:37Yeah, I saw it coming. Drake told me the hand of my light
- 46:40work, little nigga, or you won't be on tour. I think Drake's
- 46:43even looking a him funny. Now come on now, Mike, he said,
- 46:47he said, he said, well, didn't get it out of your
- 46:50ear. He said, you want to be on this tour, you better
- 46:54shake a muscle. Time I was tested. Why am I tested? Because
- 47:00I got the world and I got my niggas like, what you're gonna do?
- 47:04Cal cool? We were asking drink that not you boy must have had.
- 47:12Some people were asking cool. Joe Mud was in the text flooded.
- 47:16I couldn't even answer, my nigga. It is war time, it's wartime.
- 47:21Niggas want to see blood, nigga. This ain't your type five.
- 47:24That's this is where people are getting in confusion, like, oh, niggas
- 47:28want to see blood. They want to see us beef. No, not
- 47:30literal, blood lyrical blood lyrical bars niggas rapping, I do not. We
- 47:37know that y'all niggas are not beefing on that level. You do not.
- 47:42That's his problem too. He over explained ship that doesn't need to be explained.
- 47:45I don't think I think it does need to be I don't think he
- 47:46was talking about actual big beef because insights. His fans think that people wanted
- 47:53beef. His dumb ass fans think that No Cole's all about peace and he
- 47:58gotta protect his peace. And don't you got fucking me, Yeah, they
- 48:00want to see black man beefing. Shut up, shut up, fair enough,
- 48:06shut up, it's not when this is about shut up about bar words,
- 48:10shut up and rap and meck literally beef with Drake over not rapping.
- 48:16What are you talking about? You? You literally started a beef with a
- 48:22nigga because you said he doesn't write his own raps. Y'all look at him
- 48:24and he out wrapped you. And then you get on the internet and say,
- 48:29oh, they want to see black man tear you other down. We
- 48:30can't trust me. Shut out some soggy fries, But jazz nigga, we
- 48:34don't care. Nigga, get up, get out right, he said,
- 48:40y'all can't see it. Y'allt like seeing that black man have fun. No,
- 48:43nigga, you sound crazy stoopid. Just go back and yell she's weird
- 48:49shit at the rock. He was more fun when he was off the purpose
- 48:52because one, I know my heart, you know what I mean, and
- 48:55like, yeah, we know your hat. I know him a bit jazz
- 48:59nigga. Ouh, my peers, these two niggas that I've just been blessed
- 49:04to even stand beside in this game. Let's correct, they state greatness right.
- 49:08All came up at the same time. Bro. I know I don't
- 49:10really feel no way, but the world want to see blood. I don't
- 49:15know if y'all can feel that, but the world want to see blood.
- 49:19Correct. So I say all of that to say, in my spirit of
- 49:22trying to like get this music out, I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
- 49:28I moved in a way that was that I feel spiritually feel bad on me,
- 49:31like like I try to like jab my nigga back and I try to
- 49:36keep it friendly. But at the end of the day, when I listened
- 49:38to it and when it comes out and I see the talk. That shit
- 49:42don't sit right with my spirits. That's what happens when you know you're lying,
- 49:45spread a bunch of lies. That Nigga said, that Nigga said,
- 49:49I put it out. I saw niggas didn't like it, and so I
- 49:52was like, niggas saw it was light and it wasn't. It wasn't reseaid
- 49:57for see. Well, so then it affected my spirit. I don't think
- 50:00that's but Kenna, you see what he said. Though niggas wanted to see
- 50:02blood. But then my spirit was telling me, like Nigga, no,
- 50:06niggas want to hear you rat Literally, he was acting like it's actual.
- 50:08Who's a spiritual glue and he just wants He's so real? D Lama,
- 50:14it's some you're a rapper rap pseudo intellectual again? What is it? What
- 50:20is his beef for Jco or with Kendrick? Sound like? What is he?
- 50:22How do you diss him? If that's your friend? How are you
- 50:25going to effectively diss him? He would have been better off tweeting Nope like
- 50:30the Nigga for and that would have been the funniest shit ever. Everybody like
- 50:35Nigga, I respect it I get it because he wouldn't talk to him for
- 50:38real anyway, exactly. He wasn't talking. But then when all your boys
- 50:43like, what you're gonna say cold, and he's like, ah, albums
- 50:47weren't good. I guess I'm getting that. In the booth, you who
- 50:52just said he felt like Mohammad feel like Muhammad. He said, he's talking
- 50:55about what he wants to talk about. He said, the bigs like Muhammad,
- 50:59but he's punching like Jake Paul. He said, the Big Three.
- 51:01This is what he said that in that that bar that first he said it
- 51:05was the Big Three, and he said, but when it comes to it
- 51:07is just me and Drake looking at each other like the Spider Man meme.
- 51:09And then he said, but I feel like Muhammad Ali. So it went
- 51:12from three to two to one, and then the nigga challenges both of y'all
- 51:17and then you wrap back and I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't
- 51:21feel right. I would love to see what Kendrick would say. I hope
- 51:24Kendrick fucking decapitates this nigga. I would love to see it. Don't hold
- 51:30back Kendrake that that one said, all right, give it to him deep
- 51:37I hope he does, because his nigga's like, just play how long is
- 51:43this be doing that and and that ship? No, it's down play this
- 51:51catalog and his greatness. I want to say, down playing his catalog.
- 51:53It's a lot better than mine. That's infinitely better than mine. That's the
- 51:57problem. That was lie, sorry, conclusively false. You going he has
- 52:08going pray this motherfuckers to ever touch a fucking yeah correct correct, correct Dreamville,
- 52:15y'all love Kendrick Lamar correct, were more than you like publicly be like
- 52:24bro. That was the lamest like goofiest ship. And it makes I say
- 52:29all that to say one of the lame of ships years ago and it wasn't
- 52:32even lame correctly, And I pray nothing lame about y'all. It was lame.
- 52:37He said a bunch of that. This is like the act of responding
- 52:44to this is not the active respond what you're doing now, the active apology.
- 52:52He's talking about putting down his boys albums that he knows are good.
- 52:54No, I think he's talking about the act of dissing back at his boy
- 53:00like just the act of it both ways, you know what I mean?
- 53:07I pray that my nigga really didn't feel no way. And if he did,
- 53:09my nigga, I got my chin out, take your best shout.
- 53:12I'm take that ship on the chin. Boy, do what you do,
- 53:14you know what I mean, Like he's going for the sympathy. I'm just
- 53:20gonna put just do what you want. But take your shot a character,
- 53:29do your work, nigga, please do her diddy take the sword and chop
- 53:32his head off. All good like it's it's love. And I prayed it,
- 53:37you know. I prayed that y'all are like forgive a nigga for like
- 53:40the misstep, and then and then I can get back to my true path
- 53:44because I ain't gonna lie to y'all. Past two days felt terrible, like
- 53:47the rest of the matter, terrible, the rest of the matter. He
- 53:53literally had to get right with God, my path with God. Don't bring
- 53:58God in. He didn't even punch him heart. He was just like,
- 54:02don't need that. Though. Sorry I tried to punch you, gave you
- 54:08a noodle arm. So I'm gonna end it with this. Do not mention
- 54:15j Cole to me ever, ever, ever again. If you stand him,
- 54:21stand him in private, don't bring that ship to me. His name
- 54:23is worthless around in these streets over here in the Michael streets, that name
- 54:29is worthless. Do not speak it. Please save yourself some time, save
- 54:32me some time. Don't voice message me, don't tweet me, don't text
- 54:38me, don't call me. Just let's keep it respectful and save yourself the
- 54:45embarrassment. Because I knew this was gonna happen from the beginning. I knew
- 54:50this was gonna happen. Well not maybe not an apology, but I knew
- 54:52I did not. I knew he was gonna I knew he was gonna come
- 54:55out lane. I knew he was gonna disappoint fair you fan, because deep
- 55:00down he always does. That's what he does. He disappointed, let Nads
- 55:06down, and then let everybody unless he let Nils down twice. Because I'm
- 55:10pretty sure he's not pleased with this. Maybe three times, maybe three could
- 55:15be countless time. He probably don't even got Na's number. He like j
- 55:19Coleking, like Jason Taylor, Kobe Green Bubbles. Nah, It's like when
- 55:24when Kobe was giving out autumn like goals like I want you to do this?
- 55:29Who was the one that said I'm waiting for mine? And then like
- 55:31he didn't get one. He didn't get a go out. Let me see.
- 55:35He was like, he was like, I want you to score like
- 55:37forty points. I want you to win MVP. I want you to do
- 55:39this. And then somebody came up like, what what about me? I
- 55:45didn't get one? That's what you were doing. You're talking Janis. Was
- 55:49he honest? No way, it says. I just typed it in on
- 55:52Google. Still still waiting for my challenge at Kobe Bryant. Oh shit,
- 55:58I thought he gave you honest one. Maybe that's crazy. I guess you
- 56:00drivele between your last that was my challenge. No, he gave you honest
- 56:05one. He told you get m VP. Wow. It's just the fact
- 56:09that you got to ask that. Have some kuth that don't mention that's especially
- 56:15if you thought that he was really about to kill Kendrick, don't. Don't.
- 56:20And if you actually genuinely thought that, do not speak to me.
- 56:23If you if you think that, don't voice it. Just save yourself time
- 56:28and me time. And then that's it's just okay. I don't want to
- 56:32do this anymore. Thank you. No more. You mean no more,
- 56:37no more Dreamville, no more Cold World. Well no that's Va because I
- 56:39love all your learn you always have a special place of her. I wish
- 56:43you free yourself from the bondage of that man so you can truly blossom.
- 56:46Okay, I still want to hear drakes reply stuff because I think it's I
- 56:50think that's I think it's actually more seventeen days count. I think this makes
- 56:54whatever Drake's about to say way more important because now it's like, well,
- 56:58we can't depend on this nigga. I mean, he was never should have
- 57:01got himself involved. He was never called the battle. He wasn't. No,
- 57:07you were just there. I'll fight me, Lord, What are you
- 57:12doing? He called the man? And what you do? I'll fight me?
- 57:16Lords like I'm just trying to get my arm up, I'll fight.
- 57:21I'm just I'm still putting on my arm. Hold on, my lord,
- 57:23I'll go. I'll take the first pullet me. Don't have to. And
- 57:28then he came back in two seconds. He's too strong. Lord. I
- 57:31told Jos not to get in there. I was getting ready. I'm getting
- 57:37ready. Damn, you gotta plan this out. Yeah, I think I've
- 57:40been off more than knock at you, my lord. I really didn't want
- 57:45to fight my lord, I got I got bullied into it, my lord.
- 57:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry too much, too much? He really is
- 57:52him, my lord? All right, Yeah, Kenny didn't do anything.
- 57:57Yeah, I think he gotta wait out and see he said. But I
- 58:00do think Drake is being strategic about this. I think it's gonna get multiple
- 58:02songs because I think he has a couple features that were already supposed to happen
- 58:07to be gotta be right, I mean, he has to be That's why
- 58:09I think he waited for the court the tour to be over, yeah,
- 58:14so we could actually focus on this. And I think I think he's gonna
- 58:16take the back to back round where it's gonna be like a song, like,
- 58:20not only is it a disc, they're gonna play this ship everywhere.
- 58:23That's that's I feel like that's Drake style. That's I don't want that gonna
- 58:28work. Sure, that is his style, but I don't want that in
- 58:30this case. I don't either. But when it when it comes to Drake
- 58:35like and it's Kendrick Lamar, I think if you really like, maybe I
- 58:38can't outrap or there's no good angle where it's like, oh, that's not
- 58:42gonna work. Against Kendrick. The only way that you can actually win for
- 58:45real, if you're not gonna out bar him, it's just making more money
- 58:49by doing this ship get more popular. The only way to win is to
- 58:52not play at all. Responsor that would make more sense. Accept that you
- 59:04don't take your own response to Metron Big Steak, I made you famous.
- 59:12He doesn't respond to anybody. He just gets on me again your opinion,
- 59:20hotter take. He just blocks Queen Naja and then it just goes to sleep.
- 59:27Huh. He's gonna put out. He's gonna put out another album now,
- 59:31he's probably gonna see something here, gonna put a banger on future head
- 59:35that's easy. I think I'll talk his future. I'll be talking about us
- 59:38raisings. I was Drake I have but I would throw so much money at
- 59:51the era just to sing. Don't even just sing background on them. I
- 59:54don't. I can't believe we already haven't seen him in a Deeler's jersey.
- 1:00:00I'm SHOT's coming. I am shocked unless unless he's not trying to take it
- 1:00:06there, it has to be. I would, oh man, I would
- 1:00:08have it. What nigga, we're beefing and you bring in this nigga.
- 1:00:14Oh, that's when you pull out the body sample. Say I called a
- 1:00:17body flip body party. You just flipped nigga. He take to Auck Detroit
- 1:00:30rap beat and just start going, just get real to young on there,
- 1:00:32like like you should have don't. They don't fuck with nobody anyway. You
- 1:00:37just get a nigga who don't care. Detroit niggas do not care. Niggas
- 1:00:45hilarious, he said Future I said, fuck, I need that. I
- 1:00:51was like, all right, yeah, so he will make us wait.
- 1:00:54Thanks Drake, Thanks, Yeah, honestly, Drake, I mean ja hole.
- 1:00:59Doing that makes his weight seem not bad at all. So it's like
- 1:01:02people and when they could try to say, oh, but he wrote,
- 1:01:05he wrote seven minutes trill seven minutes. Yeah, I don't care, fucking
- 1:01:08tell. I can tell buddy, he should have he should have shoot,
- 1:01:14he should have shot for a half hour. He's making drink like a genus
- 1:01:16for waiting seventeen days now, just like, yeah, nah, I don't
- 1:01:22care. I don't care how quick he wrote a song. Just make a
- 1:01:25good song. And you know what, man, I don't hate the song,
- 1:01:29but I don't care if she wrote it doesn't make it's gonna make how
- 1:01:31bad it is? Sorry? And the thing that, man, this is
- 1:01:35rap. This is a sport. These niggas could all be with each other
- 1:01:37and do it all this battle rap and they could all go on tour together
- 1:01:40in two years and everybody like this is the greatest shit it ever happened.
- 1:01:44You know what It's like? This is that just like it would be like
- 1:01:47I don't think Kendrick's war with Drake. He wouldn't but or if they did
- 1:01:51a song or something like it, I don't think like it's just it's just
- 1:01:54rap. It would be like if some all these niggas are well into their
- 1:02:00thirties. You know what I'm saying, This is not a real Oh I'm
- 1:02:05gonna fight that nigga if I see him. This is not that, And
- 1:02:07I don't I don't want to. I don't buy that whole Oh we cool,
- 1:02:09it's friendship because like it is a sport, and let's compare it to
- 1:02:13a real sport like basketball. All these niggas is friends. But when it's
- 1:02:15time to get in the court, nigga, I'm trying to drop forty on
- 1:02:19your bitch ass. We can chop it up. How does he drop forty
- 1:02:24on Kendrick's head. Nigga gott a bible. We do something, but you
- 1:02:28gotta figure it out. You gotta try. If we need a better strategy
- 1:02:30than that, you do not. How does Drake do it? How does
- 1:02:34Jake Cole do it? One of them do it? I would say,
- 1:02:37well, Drake got angles, he got got more money, I got more
- 1:02:39hits than you. Blah blah blah. He can. I don't know,
- 1:02:44but it isn't. It isn't. He doesn't care about being friends with him.
- 1:02:47It could be. It could be a tde angle. It's not about
- 1:02:51it's not about a word something from I'm just talking about. He has way
- 1:02:53more available angles than the Ja Cole. I think I think Drake would be
- 1:02:58more uh more, I don't know the word. I'm more relevant than you.
- 1:03:04I got more money, I got more tactical with his with his attack,
- 1:03:07like any move isn't. Isn't that what made him lose that first round
- 1:03:12with fucking uh pushes? Yeah? No, yeah, A wild car was
- 1:03:21the sun thing And honestly it was you know push, it was it was
- 1:03:25ruthless with whether he was was the only thing that got him was the Sun
- 1:03:30thing. Because that was a big But that was a big that was and
- 1:03:34the fact that kind of drinke said I don't want to beef no more and
- 1:03:36he had that nigga on a on a barbie. You're talking Lebron about it.
- 1:03:38Yeah, but and he beat me and that beef. You know what
- 1:03:45you told me, I'm in a secret. I touted you. He told
- 1:03:49me down and I toted you all got found worst. I'm standing by.
- 1:03:53That's the worst accident. But yeah, that's probably the worst we'll see.
- 1:03:58I would like, I'm ready to hear it. Unfortunately, it could be
- 1:04:00out before this even releases. I doubt it, though, I doubt it.
- 1:04:05See when when I said seventeenth, I'm in April seventeenth. I hope
- 1:04:11he never responds. Why, Yeah, you want to hear about it no
- 1:04:14more? It's very it's old news, fucking multi multiple sources, multiple chats.
- 1:04:20Keenan's been hit over the head with this beef talking about it, bro
- 1:04:25Like, what should I love it? Like like if you don't love a
- 1:04:28gaming it if it was talked about just the day it happened, sure,
- 1:04:32But the fact that we have a fucking countdown day seventeen. Yeah, you
- 1:04:36can blame Mark. What is going to get luted. Don't stop the count
- 1:04:44don't stop the count, don't stop the county. It's just so much like
- 1:04:50I said, we'll get to the egg Bellinger, Ray j Beef everybody else
- 1:04:55please please, I'm sorry the Eric Eric Brown usher beef. No no,
- 1:05:03because I heard their beefing. What I don't know about two faces beef,
- 1:05:11You're safe. He's more worried about the Trevor and Eric Coco Jones. There
- 1:05:18we go. Trevor Jackson Coco Jones beef. She was in Preennsflmania. But
- 1:05:26why I don't know the rock joking. I need to have joking joking.
- 1:05:36Huh nice perfect, really really nice? Left immediately. Why didn't they get
- 1:05:45jazz with Sullivan the fire That's cool. That would have been tough, not
- 1:05:48very good. Say that just meane Mik was beefing wile, But that doesn't
- 1:05:54matter. I only care about the poop boat. It's like, really a
- 1:06:00beef is just tweeting a lot. At this point, we're just dealing and
- 1:06:02ship. Speaking of the South Carolina game Cocks, the women won the national
- 1:06:12championship. Yes, sir, black rule, yep, Black pries not but
- 1:06:17the Iowa. Yeah, Caiton Clark, so yeah, shout out to Don
- 1:06:23Staley and them. Listen, turning the missogyny down for a little bit.
- 1:06:27That was an entertaining game to watch. The women's simholes. The whole women's
- 1:06:31tournament was better, he said, better than down a little bit. The
- 1:06:34hoes can hoops stupid that Brazilian john On tough South Carolina Cardoso cards. But
- 1:06:44she's big. She's the same size as Jordan as. Oh no, she
- 1:06:48was smaller. She's literally a center. But don't crush my chest with your
- 1:06:56don't snoop snoop me please? Seven If what the thing is, if Iowa
- 1:07:01had a girl like that one, they probably would have won. Yeah they
- 1:07:05they The team is Kaitlyn Clark, Clark and a bunch of chicks. Yeah,
- 1:07:10Caitlyn Clark, the girl Martin who's actually I like her. Outside of
- 1:07:15her, everybody everybody puts out about the same amount of points. If that's
- 1:07:18Iowa and some call center reps. Jappie Marshall, the Paul Dwarf, Yeah,
- 1:07:26yeah, steal the clearly quarter quarter black woman Stealky. They got the
- 1:07:30girl that would be purple, I forget her name. She's very prince like,
- 1:07:34Hm, that girl, she yeah, when she's like when she gets
- 1:07:38tired, I guess when she gets starts getting hot like she's literally let yeah,
- 1:07:42she's crazy. I forget her name. But the problem that I had
- 1:07:45after South Carolina one, it was just all about Kaitlyn Clark last I'm like,
- 1:07:50bro, like, can we highlight them? I mean, it's how
- 1:07:54does this does affect Lebron's ron thing? Because who's the because she had the
- 1:08:00career in women's and damn near miss basketball college basketball, college basketball history.
- 1:08:06So it's like, don't care, she don't care she lost, don't care
- 1:08:11she lost. That's how it works. Don't care she lost, I don't
- 1:08:14care. That's how it would go. If you know what's also amazing,
- 1:08:16it would go. But you know what's also amazing, going undefeated seven that's
- 1:08:23also very incredible. Let's talk about the people who won and were undefeated doing
- 1:08:27so instead of the chick who lost. We don't care, you lost,
- 1:08:30don't care. That's what bess who did care? Don Staley who won when
- 1:08:33she shouted her out, she shout her out after my moment, but you
- 1:08:38know what, she shouted it out during her moment. Understandable all those other
- 1:08:42media outlets. All I see Caitlyn Clark, but it should be very indicative
- 1:08:48of the reason that they did that is because this is so great, as
- 1:08:53I said, because Dawn Staley did it herself. No, I don't care
- 1:08:56about that. Why not. She is the winner, she is the coach,
- 1:09:00She's the name one player on their their team. Huh, name one,
- 1:09:05name another player on their team. I can't name another player on Iowa
- 1:09:11chick because she's bad, But who the other chick? Because she's bad?
- 1:09:15You didn't, You didn't, So that don't count. That doesn't follow her
- 1:09:20for personally known for reasons. I think the same thing would happen if Lebron
- 1:09:26was in the finals. This was his last game of his career and he
- 1:09:30lost, no matter who he lost to. Because of the person, they're
- 1:09:33gonna outshine it. So like I understood, I guess. But in the
- 1:09:40grand scheme of things, her career not over, her dollars career. Dawn's
- 1:09:45team is the first team to go undefeated and the winning She's not like she's
- 1:09:49never going to play basketball again. Mike what, Mike, what what do
- 1:09:57you say? He said? He said her career is not over. No,
- 1:10:00she's gonna go play back. She's done playing basketball for her. You
- 1:10:02don't care about the w n B A I don't, But you cared about
- 1:10:04this. I cared about that for the fleeing. Her career is over to
- 1:10:09you. So here is pretty much over to me, all right then,
- 1:10:12But not to the Baine people. They go. Some people are gonna watch
- 1:10:15it. It's gonna be a lot of you that don't care. Now.
- 1:10:17No, she's she's about to if she can do what she was doing at
- 1:10:21the college level, which I think she will. By the way, Diana
- 1:10:25Torossi a big hater? Is this? Cameron me, bigger hater than Mike.
- 1:10:29When your old ass runs into Caitlin Clark and she puts you on your
- 1:10:31fucking ass, don't say anybody tell you. Somebody tell me because I won't
- 1:10:35see it. Diana Torosi is tell me about it. We'll send you a
- 1:10:41tell me all about it. If she does anything like she was doing at
- 1:10:44the college level, she's going to raise the double NBA up a level for
- 1:10:46sure. See why she couldn't see why? I don't see why she wouldn't.
- 1:10:49I think like Jmer for that, Yeah, exactly, that's hope,
- 1:10:54not it could be exactly like that. Nah, Jimmy for that didn't leave
- 1:10:57this team to Jimmy, couldn't do it like she fucking didn't. Like take
- 1:11:00take Kaitlyn Clark off the Iowa team. We might be able to be There's
- 1:11:05no there's just nothing that even matters about now. I believe in Keenan the
- 1:11:14give the ball. I'm just gonna who's gonna guard How are we gonna guard
- 1:11:20them? Kenny, I think I can. I'm gonna gig, I'm gonna
- 1:11:26I'm I'm not gonna give you any point nine. Yeah, let me like
- 1:11:32like Haley Van, I'm gonna be on stoky. Yeah, make it weird.
- 1:11:42Okay, Mike thinks be so uncomfortable she won't want to score. I'll
- 1:11:44take it out of the game. I'll tell you that. That's that's called
- 1:11:45sexual assault. That's called tactical. That's called you're going to jail. They're
- 1:11:49on the sideline with the cuffs. If I do it what she's one now,
- 1:11:55if I do it while she's getting her water, then it's you know
- 1:11:57what I mean. But on the court, stactical foul, you won't even
- 1:12:04be on the court. You're fouling out exactly. I'm definitely falling out.
- 1:12:12I can't keep up. Flagrant too, You're done exactly. One foul,
- 1:12:15excessive, too many pumps, ejection, prison ejection, ejaculation. She doesn't
- 1:12:26even have the ball. Why are you guarding her in the post? She's
- 1:12:30throwing the ball and she can't be out of bounds guardian in her head,
- 1:12:34I'm posting me up. She posted me up standing behind her she's in bounding
- 1:12:41the ball. Yeah, yeah, post post the funk up out of me.
- 1:12:44Girl. That's crazy. Back it back, backed me down. A
- 1:12:53shout shout out to the chicks, though, what else you got? Well,
- 1:12:56we can also say that the well Yukon Yukon be purdue. Yeah.
- 1:13:01I mean if any I have Yukon winning, it's they've just repeated, right,
- 1:13:05Yeah, so back to back they are probably one of the I mean,
- 1:13:11their their system is crazy, so I think a lot of people have
- 1:13:14them winning. Even once they won last year, they were like, these
- 1:13:15niggas are going right back. So you always spelling something niggas is dope.
- 1:13:20Yeah, but it's definitely it's definitely from one of the first years in a
- 1:13:25couple of years that the men's was just so much more important. I'm sorry
- 1:13:28the women's was so much more important. I mean because for this type of
- 1:13:30hype, you had to go back to Tennessee Candas Parker type ship. Yeah,
- 1:13:33I guess yeah, because that's that was probably last I almost at like
- 1:13:38two thousand and now we're back to normal and won't be canning again. I
- 1:13:42don't know a lot nigga juju juju what and nobody knows what if he helly
- 1:13:48Van lift is definitely about the I think she's going to USC by the way,
- 1:13:51possibly, you know, think bro, I think she's gonna go U
- 1:13:56C l A. I think she wants to be somewhere out there. She
- 1:14:00got to get away from another big time player. Well, we saw what
- 1:14:03happens when she plays against the big time players, So she needs to be
- 1:14:05on the team with a big time player. She needs to play with them.
- 1:14:09So her a she was averaging like twenty back in Louisville. Yeah,
- 1:14:13yeah, yeah, yeah, she was the girl girl I believe, I
- 1:14:17said. But she's on Team USA and all that, so I mean she's
- 1:14:21a hooper. She's gonna she's only gonna go. She's only gonna go somewhere
- 1:14:26where the weather's nice. This is gonna be a fifth year. She should
- 1:14:30be going to the league after that. But I digress, saying, as
- 1:14:33long as you can, I guess in her case, gonna go back,
- 1:14:38go to the league and make waitress money. Now, okay, okay,
- 1:14:41okay, okay, it's out there hooping for tips, will hoop for food?
- 1:14:48Like, what was what is this wheel wheelchair road rage incident? I
- 1:14:56was just driving, I was driving out, I was leaving work one day.
- 1:15:00It was a nigga on like one of the motorized wheelchair scooter things,
- 1:15:04and he had the sidewalk right there. He was on the road, but
- 1:15:09he chose to be on the road. And it's just something that my mom
- 1:15:13was like, now, if I hit this motherfucker, I'm wrong. I
- 1:15:15mean, because you can clearly see him. Yeah. Yeah, but it's
- 1:15:18like, just like, yo, you chose to be safe. You had
- 1:15:21the option to be safe on the sidewalk, but you chose to be in
- 1:15:26Nigga's way in the road, Like what do you you know what I mean?
- 1:15:29In his head, I'm in a motorized vehicle. Did you have a
- 1:15:31license plate? No? No, That's all it was just thought. I
- 1:15:35was like, wow, that's interesting. Mm hmm. Yeah, my fender
- 1:15:44got crackhed to his butthole would be polsted. Oh my hemorrhoids. It's crazy,
- 1:15:50my hemoid him a Hammerer Royds acting up? And what about the road
- 1:15:57rage and truth intrusive thoughts? That was your intrusive hitting that man on.
- 1:16:01I'm wrong because you're choosing to be dangerous on the road. That is pretty
- 1:16:06dangerous. It's a very safe sidewalk right there, but you want to be
- 1:16:11right here and you know what I mean. I don't know, but that
- 1:16:14makes sense. M h m hm. What else? We got city girls
- 1:16:19beefing? Uh yeah, women's business. Well well j j C was beefing
- 1:16:27with really first and out. The city girls are beefing with each other.
- 1:16:30Girls are fighting, girls are fighting as they often do. I just think
- 1:16:32they need to have a squirrel off, okay, solve all the problems,
- 1:16:39so he said, square off, squirt off keenan sport coming out of their
- 1:16:43vaginal sports. Crazy squirt the furthest winners. Whoever loses, though who still
- 1:16:49wins in my book? Whoever sports the furthest is right? Yep. Whatever
- 1:16:55doesn't squirt the first, it's just uh Mike, huh, you watch Showgun.
- 1:17:04Of course I did. Of course I did. Of course I did.
- 1:17:06That's probably be for next week's episode. I'm so good, too bad,
- 1:17:11I'm already I'm so sad Showgun spoilers ahead. Sorry, So glad that
- 1:17:16little bitch nigga is dead. Yeah. So his son died as I said
- 1:17:20he would, and he died in the funniest fashion, the funniest. Let
- 1:17:24me paint this picture for you. So his uncle here's half half uncle,
- 1:17:30doesn't matter. His uncle. They turned to him for help and he gets
- 1:17:33there. He's like, ah haha, my brother, I'm here, blah
- 1:17:35blah blah. I'll slipped that out from the beginning. Let's have some dinner,
- 1:17:39all this all that, let me tell some stories. And he's like,
- 1:17:43ah, they ever tell you about this time my brother shipped his pants
- 1:17:45something crazy like that, very dispecful ye's And everyone's like just talking about our
- 1:17:49lord like this, this fucking story. This guy is crazy. And he's
- 1:17:55like, yeah, let's let's just cut the cut the ship. Let's get
- 1:17:58to it. And so we're going to talk about what some sort of deal
- 1:18:01we're gonna make. He's like, ahh that's gonna be a bit of a
- 1:18:06problem because I already made a deal with old boys over there, and now
- 1:18:10I'm one of the regents. So we're gonna have to kill you, and
- 1:18:15I'm gonna take you back to Okinawa, Osaka, Osaka. I'm gonna take
- 1:18:20you back to Osaka and they can basically go and face execution. Yeah.
- 1:18:27And then and that's the uncle talking to the nephew talking to his brother.
- 1:18:30Lord went to his brother and he's like, yeah, so yeah, I'm
- 1:18:33on their side. Now, it is what it is. You're surrounded,
- 1:18:38give up, dam so. Then the uncle's at the whorehouse and his nephew
- 1:18:45is son or Tornaga's son, takes it upon himself. He said, rally,
- 1:18:50some troops go in bum rushes uncle. While he's in the old whorehouse.
- 1:18:56He's chasing his uncle through the coy ponds or whatever those is. He
- 1:19:00but ass nagging. He has this robe, but his dick's probably the robe.
- 1:19:03I don't know, man, I'm not I'm not looking like that.
- 1:19:05But he chases on his uncle into the water. His uncle's wet with his
- 1:19:12robe, slugging through the water, hurt his legs trying to get away.
- 1:19:16This guy as slips on his wet robe on the rock, falls backwards,
- 1:19:25hits his head, blood gurgling, and then his uncle it stands over him,
- 1:19:31like a beautiful death. You say something something cold like that, because
- 1:19:36he he said he was gonna have a beautiful death in battle or something like
- 1:19:40that. This man was He's like dying to death. He's like, dying
- 1:19:42is not beautiful. It's bullshit. And then he ended up dying. He
- 1:19:45was like, beautiful death, this is beauty. He never even been in
- 1:19:49battle. That was the funny. You know. His his dad was always
- 1:19:53sunning him like because everything he everything the sun said like he was just saying
- 1:19:59some bullshit. It's like, shut the fuck. He never said anything good,
- 1:20:02you know what he was like. He was like someone that like a
- 1:20:04virgin talking about getting asked like he ain't getting on. You don't even know
- 1:20:11what you're talking about. He said, God, I came, I came
- 1:20:15on and it was cold. No it's not, You're alive, that's me.
- 1:20:18I was like, it comes cold. In my vision of that is
- 1:20:21talking about cold. Seamen comes out old. I fucked so many bitches at
- 1:20:26this other town. Oh my girlfriend he goes to another school, had three
- 1:20:31way at this party. Shut up talking about shut up nigga. He's like,
- 1:20:39he was like, well, we'll go and we'll kill the spineless pigs.
- 1:20:43We'll go to battle. And he was like, he said, it's
- 1:20:45funny how people who have never been to battle are always leak seeking one.
- 1:20:49I'm like, damn, this nigga keeps, he keeps, he's schooling you.
- 1:20:55You don't be wanting to listen mm hmmm. And then it's uh,
- 1:21:00it's just so many whole ass niggas in the show. The nigga Baro is
- 1:21:04a whole ass nigga. Is that the one talking to her for the one
- 1:21:10who's loved with in love with like the main horde the number one No No
- 1:21:13No Buntar's one is Mariko's husband. Oh and was like, Oh, I
- 1:21:17don't like the way the ajin is looking at my wife. I'm like,
- 1:21:21so, you know, you gotta kill and the and the Lord was like,
- 1:21:26well, you're gonna kill him. You're gonna have to kill her too,
- 1:21:29because that means you're saying that she's fucking him. He's like, oh
- 1:21:33no, I just want to kill him. Like nah, nigga, either
- 1:21:36they're fucking your watchin on you or you can't kill nobody, and he was
- 1:21:42like, oh I spoke too harshly, and then the other nigga, Yeah,
- 1:21:45he was mad that his horror girlfriend is like because when the brother came
- 1:21:51to town to China like sweeten the deal, he like, it's the main
- 1:21:57hole in this town. The niggas number one home and this one dude is
- 1:22:02like, like he loves her. He's always spending money on her. I
- 1:22:08married a hoe. That's the type of time. He's a Scottie pippin ass
- 1:22:12niggah. So motherfucking Japanese pipping is like you know, one day once the
- 1:22:17brother came into town, the lord was like, yo, I'm gonna buy
- 1:22:20you a week of her time. You got her for the whole week.
- 1:22:25And he's coming around talking about might I see uh ohkiku today? Oh no,
- 1:22:30she's kind of bought out for the week. She's busy. He's just
- 1:22:39you can see he's just very tight about it. And it's just like,
- 1:22:42bro, like like what do you expect. She's a she's a whole.
- 1:22:45She's a whole. Bro. This is she's working. It's like mar this
- 1:22:49little personal chef and be like, why are you cooking food for other people?
- 1:22:53Like, how dare you feed? Did you feed him? I saw
- 1:22:56you feeding him? What's kind of my job? You knew I was cooking,
- 1:23:00You knew I was a chef, a chef from the rip. You
- 1:23:04liked me because I was a chef. I made all your favorite meals.
- 1:23:08And now it's a problem. You like the food when I was giving it
- 1:23:11to you, but you don't like when I feed these other people. But
- 1:23:14this is what I do. I feed people. You don't pay me money.
- 1:23:16I cook for you out of the love of my heart. It's different
- 1:23:21when I feed you. It's different when I feed them. It's just business,
- 1:23:26exactly. I might come home smelling like outside food. I'm not making
- 1:23:33you taste it, exactly. I always clean off all the other food before,
- 1:23:39always, just in fact, before I cook for you exactly. Oh
- 1:23:43my god, I'm like, bro, that's I married a chef true life.
- 1:23:54I married a chef. I'm married a chef. El Yeah to watch
- 1:24:00Invisible yet Yeah, I don't think I did. This is the last one,
- 1:24:03right, the last episode. You think this can't be for this season.
- 1:24:08It was like the fourth episode. There were four episodes before. This
- 1:24:13is all one season. This this past episode. No, they can't be
- 1:24:17away that they can't be the last? Are you sure? Did I see?
- 1:24:21I heard people saying season finale that better than I've been the season final.
- 1:24:26Maybe you didn't see it on Are you sure you know? I watched
- 1:24:30it? But I heard I watched it last night. It wasn't new last
- 1:24:33night. It comes out on Sundays, right, I don't know, man,
- 1:24:36it's Fridays. Yeah. Invincible season two finale did one part of yeah
- 1:24:42it's over. Yeah, but that was that was even A said it's been
- 1:24:50three years, four years the season finale type ship. Yeah, no,
- 1:24:58are you wait? The last one I saw? I think it was the
- 1:25:00one with the girl the lady, the lady with the bob she pulled up.
- 1:25:04Yeah, no, that was that was seven. I think that was
- 1:25:09seven probably, m hmm, yeah, seven. Oh yeah, I did
- 1:25:12Finally I beat, I beat, but I finished solo leveling. It was
- 1:25:16a season finale, very nice, very nice. Yeah, man, this
- 1:25:20man's moving, he's moving and moving and grooving and upgrading. Well he's not
- 1:25:25solo loveling anymore. You don't see its like, But honestly, I would
- 1:25:30have just liked to see him out here thugging by himself. I like,
- 1:25:32I like that, but it is a good little aspect. I'll see him
- 1:25:36like to see where they go with it, yes, yes, but then
- 1:25:41other than that, you should Uh. Someone in the discord sorry I forgot
- 1:25:45who it was recommended a show called Frereing. Oh that's a cool aid.
- 1:25:51Yeah, shout out to kool Aid. Frere and I watched a couple of
- 1:25:55episodes. I see the potential if anyone needs a new anime record the Nation
- 1:26:00fearing f r I E R E M. Also somebody, uh the uh
- 1:26:13Power Ranger animated thing. Go go Loser Ranger. Yeah, go go Loser
- 1:26:15Ranger. It's like they started. Yeah yeah, I got a messag saying
- 1:26:20that just dropped on Hulu. Go Go Loser Ranger. Yeah. Where it's
- 1:26:27about titles off putting it is they are. It's this group of like Power
- 1:26:31Ranger as people and as Power Rangers, and they are causing it's like the
- 1:26:39bull Ham just to keep themselves relevant. I think I heard. I think
- 1:26:43I remember like a preview or something that they got. Somebody going to get
- 1:26:46it. Yeah, okay, yeah, check check it out. Check it
- 1:26:50out. Check it out for sure. Oh show and the another thing I
- 1:26:55don't know if you guys have like your turn off your thing clicking. Sorry,
- 1:27:03but okay, the show called Sorry, I forgot what it was called.
- 1:27:12I was just looking at a physical one hundred the second season of Physical
- 1:27:15one. I keep seeing it. It's on Netflix, right, yeah,
- 1:27:17it's on Netflix. It's about like I think it's They're Korean, a bunch
- 1:27:20of Korean people. They're testing to see who has like the I guess,
- 1:27:24perfect body for just anything. They do all these different challenges. The first
- 1:27:30season was great. Second season is out now, and it motivates me to
- 1:27:34work out because I'm like, damn, these Koreans are really addy. They're
- 1:27:38just like m Korean stuff lately, Koreans a lot of Korean stuff A rip,
- 1:27:46bro, what the god? Damn it like crazy? These Koreans can
- 1:27:50do this? What can I do? Yeah? Bro? What the fuck?
- 1:27:55Yeah? Man's some strong ass Koreans. And but you know, I
- 1:27:59feel very small right now. Exactly. You still got to go to what's
- 1:28:01the name more Korean stuff, more Korean stuff. Well, it's up to
- 1:28:05you when you want to go. Also, did y'all start anybody start watching
- 1:28:09that game? I saw you? Oh my god? Yeah? Oh yeah,
- 1:28:15yeah, I forgot about that, but it'll be our final announcement.
- 1:28:19Yeah, we could do that. That's a little that's fine. It's gonna
- 1:28:25be the first up. Well, yeah, they get it. They'll know
- 1:28:29to tune in. Yeah, yeah, this will be the announcement exactly tomorrow.
- 1:28:34About to morrow. Oh yeah, but I actually in the group chat.
- 1:28:43What do you say? Yeah, I'll save frying Candice Olls for next
- 1:28:45time. M hm huh. She's trying to do a whole rebrand. Then
- 1:28:49we talk about okay, yeah, I yeah, yeah, we talked about
- 1:28:58yeah, that story. Whe is all let's start where you lead off with
- 1:29:00the text. So you texted us. I texted, y'all, did average
- 1:29:08out a story about what the guy said to me out of urine at a
- 1:29:11Giants game? Yes? So, like you know, I'm not retelling the
- 1:29:14same story of the podcast. I said, absolutely not. I don't remember.
- 1:29:16So then I told y'all, you know, think of a let me
- 1:29:20explain moment, because that was a completely let me explain moment. So I'm
- 1:29:25at the Giants game, my first time going through Giants game, and I
- 1:29:29was using the bathroom. Now at the Giants stadium, their bathrooms literally nothing
- 1:29:33but a wall of urinals all around, no dividers. Now for my women
- 1:29:42listeners, I don't know about y'all, but what man, what a lot
- 1:29:45of men like to do is before they take a piss, they like to
- 1:29:46spit, spind to a urinal. Huh, you've never like spin your uneral
- 1:29:50before. Why are you saying just because you have to spit, It's not
- 1:29:55even something that you have to do. It's just like it's like a reaction.
- 1:29:59Yeah, part of the process. Yeah, I've done that before.
- 1:30:01Yeah, only if I have to spit. Yeah, it's not a it's
- 1:30:06not like it's something like you always do. But like, but have you
- 1:30:10something something you do some people do, yeah, physically people do that.
- 1:30:14Yes, people do do that exactly. So you know what I'm always scared
- 1:30:16of. I'm scared of the spit stream. The spit like when you spit
- 1:30:20like it doesn't really just or it's just coming oh right ship and then like
- 1:30:26it comes back up and dips in the beat. That's an irrational fear that
- 1:30:30never gonna happen. I know it's never gonna happen. It's just like like
- 1:30:33break it off, crack it off before God, bro, bring it off.
- 1:30:41I know it can't happen. It's very hard, but I just have
- 1:30:44I just don't bring it back. I imagine it. It's never happened that
- 1:30:47just I just imagine that, like its just back up. It just dips
- 1:30:56in the beat and just yo's back up in my mouth, it's it's like
- 1:31:00it hit the peans, like ew great, I don't like that mouth.
- 1:31:05Oh my god. Anyway, so so I'm at the urinal, I'm peeing,
- 1:31:11and I go to spit. But the thing is, so when I
- 1:31:15spit, it didn't hit the urinal. You just spit on the ground.
- 1:31:17No, it landed on the tip of your dick. Yes. So then
- 1:31:25the guy next to me was like he saw it. Somebody must be lonely.
- 1:31:30And I first got even comment on my ship. I looked at him.
- 1:31:33I'm like, first off, I want to go, that's just spit.
- 1:31:38But then too, I'm like, why if I can look at the
- 1:31:41dick, Yeah, that's a that's it's a layered, most layered thing exact
- 1:31:45cause like what because why you even looking? Why are you even watching the
- 1:31:48show? Like why like focus on focus on what you're doing. But I
- 1:31:54couldn't even like explain of it because he said that immediately walked away, and
- 1:31:57I'm like, now, when you spit, was it like like, I
- 1:32:03guess not, but he must have heard you and then looked over like he's
- 1:32:08about to spit. And then you spit on your own dick and he was
- 1:32:11like this nigga is lonely. No, so like it landed on but it
- 1:32:15was dripping, so it looked like I came in the urinal. This is
- 1:32:19gay as hell. Ah, even if you did see it, it's still
- 1:32:24weird to comment. This is crazy a little bit. Sure the caucasidy is
- 1:32:29glaring, it's still weird to comments, Still very weird to comment. Oh
- 1:32:32I say that. I knew that definitely, Like I knew that. No,
- 1:32:35you did not have to say it, So then I had did I
- 1:32:40have a let me explain moment that Even if I didn't, there's nothing I'm
- 1:32:45not explaining anything in the bathroom. You think I did everything. I'm not
- 1:32:49explaining my penis to anybody. There's nothing that tops that. I don't think
- 1:32:53I've ever had a moment like that. Yeah. I only had to explain
- 1:32:59my penis one time. What mm hmmm, that wasn't there a bad session?
- 1:33:04Oh? Sorry, I mean there there was. It was three o'clock
- 1:33:10in the morning after the night. I'm sorry. There was a time I
- 1:33:15was I think there was like a broken water faster or some some somehow a
- 1:33:19lot of water got on my my shorts and I took them off and I
- 1:33:24put them under the dryer and I was just sitting there and standing in the
- 1:33:27bathroom tobacco. Yeah, briefs on drying my pants just for shorts. Niggas
- 1:33:34walked in, like you good? He was like yeah, but I wasn't
- 1:33:40gonna walk out with like just waking, Like, I'm not going out like
- 1:33:45this. I'm not walking outside of this bathroom with wet pants. Yeah,
- 1:33:50I can't think. Yeah. I don't know why that story like hit me
- 1:33:53earlier today, but I was just like, ah, wow, you blocked
- 1:33:55it out of your memory that had been traumatizing me. I don't think I
- 1:33:58ever would have remembered it ever again. I'll never go back to Giants Stadium.
- 1:34:01Hey man, sneaking and times and y'all watched did y'all see the eclipse?
- 1:34:08Oh? We even talked about the fact that we had an earthquake racking
- 1:34:14the rock. It's the last day, right earthquake? Where were you all
- 1:34:16at when I happened. My house was in my bad it was I was
- 1:34:19at work. I was lazy, niggas. It was. I was up
- 1:34:24till five. That was my day off. Okay, I was at work
- 1:34:28and I was actually on my break. I came back with my break and
- 1:34:30was like, yo, you feel an earthcareler? I didn't feel ship.
- 1:34:33Where did you go for your break? A bunker? I went to.
- 1:34:38I went to like I went through like a deli and I went and like
- 1:34:42I got my lunch, and then I came back and I was like,
- 1:34:45it was like you feel it was shaky, and I saw the group chair.
- 1:34:47Did you feel like? I'm like, what the you got talking about?
- 1:34:49My sister even called me at work. Did you feel the chair?
- 1:34:53Like? No, what the fuck? No? Bro? And the thing
- 1:34:55is like a plane was was like passing and like it was loud as fuck,
- 1:34:58So like I'm thinking of planes have to hit my house. Oh I'm
- 1:35:02over. It's like I looked out the window. I'm like this this fucking
- 1:35:06plane. I'm about to screen everybody. He ran out, left his family,
- 1:35:12but then it stopped. I'm like, did we have another fucking earthquake?
- 1:35:18The fuck? I was in the bed and I just remember like like
- 1:35:24rocking. I'm like, why the fuck? And then I heard like you
- 1:35:27could hear it like something was like it sounded like so I thought it like
- 1:35:31usually when trucks go by my house or a bus or something like that,
- 1:35:33but I thought it was it's kind of like loud, you can just here
- 1:35:36just junk, like it just sounds crazy. But I'm like, nah,
- 1:35:39it's been like fifteen seconds. Now it turns not that long. So I'm
- 1:35:44like finally waking up. I'm like, this is an earthquake, and I'm
- 1:35:45just like laying in bed just waiting for a ship to stop. Like nothing
- 1:35:49fell off my walls though, so wasn't strong enough. It wasn't strong.
- 1:35:53It was definitely just strong enough to feel. But it's like in the same
- 1:35:58week Landing struck the fucking uh Statue of Liberty. Doesn't happen all the time.
- 1:36:03Yeah, but then we had then we had an earthquake, and then
- 1:36:06we had a lunar solar eclips right as as planned, as planned as they
- 1:36:13know about it for years, not a surprise that the next ones in twenty
- 1:36:17the end of the days are coming. Okay, okay, King Jesus is
- 1:36:20returning. Let us know, JDub about the rapture spread the good word.
- 1:36:27Jesus is coming. And that's another thing people don't realize. I think people
- 1:36:29also don't realize how often earthquakes happen. But you can only feel a certain
- 1:36:34amount of them because they're so light. And also I think, uh,
- 1:36:40obviously here the plates are more compact. I didn't know that we have a
- 1:36:43right on a fall in New Jersey. I didn't know that, yeah until
- 1:36:47recently. So, yeah, earthquakes have I think they said there was twenty
- 1:36:50two earthquakes like that ended up happening that day in total. But yeah,
- 1:36:56we only and then it was an aftershock, so not everybody even felt I
- 1:36:59say we didn't get after shot. I didn't feel it, but there's people
- 1:37:00that didn't. So some people did feel it, probably Delaware. Yeah,
- 1:37:05so I was confused by that all the way in Delaware, bro. But
- 1:37:10yeah, earthquakes happen a lot. Please. Lunar eclipses are you know,
- 1:37:16people can get that on the fucking rhythm. There's a schedule. They know
- 1:37:19when the Earth and the sun, I mean when the sun and the moon
- 1:37:23just going across Click maps lightning strikes the Statue of Liberty probably pretty often because
- 1:37:29it's fucking yeah, stop, relax, will be okay, you will be
- 1:37:36fine. Also, America is not the center of the world, correct,
- 1:37:42believe it or not. Other things happen in other places. Also, let
- 1:37:46me say that again, other things happen in other places. First of all,
- 1:37:49New Jersey, New York is not this end of the world because Delaware
- 1:37:54is not this in the world too, because there's a lot Oh this earthquake
- 1:37:58and I'm like, look that it's a four point eight and I look bit
- 1:38:00the scale. I'm like, nigga, yeah, that's just the one from
- 1:38:03twenty sixteen? Was that year? What year was that was a five point
- 1:38:06eight? Clear difference because I remember, I know California listeners, Yeah,
- 1:38:14Cali listeners are like, nigga, shut the fuck up about saying four point
- 1:38:17a Cali. That people was like, I don't get out of bad,
- 1:38:20nigga. I'm in a rocker for that. Yeah. This this ship,
- 1:38:24nigga, Nigga, that's a Shiatsu massage exactly. That's what I just get
- 1:38:28on the floor on my back, I let the earthwork the cakes. That's
- 1:38:31a good not right there. O earth. You got that one tech san
- 1:38:36Andrea's fault line. So as soon as something happens that people are just it's
- 1:38:41not necessarily out of the ordinary, but something that doesn't happen that often,
- 1:38:44just conspiracy theorists come out of nowhere and people, I'm ready to get my
- 1:38:47powers. I'm watching somebody went to high school with this. Digg is like,
- 1:38:53I don't normally post conspiracies, but this happened, and this happened,
- 1:38:56and this happened. I'm like, nigga, bro, my god, damn
- 1:39:02godh my god. Yet there God, just like the machine kim trails shut
- 1:39:15shut up, there got shut everything to do with tectonic plates. So I
- 1:39:21just don't know what the government's moving the plates? Am I saying trust the
- 1:39:28government? No, I'm not saying that. Am I saying you're doing too
- 1:39:30much? Yes, they're not Deli plates, shut up. It's the movement
- 1:39:33of the lizard people the ground moving the plates, and said it was the
- 1:39:39juice in you. They're migrating the Great Migration Tunnel all the way down to
- 1:39:46Delaware, and the tunnels why, hey, hey, hey, put the
- 1:40:04big hats big hats of the side burns, causing four point, shout out
- 1:40:12to the side burns. I forget what those are called. Jersey from me
- 1:40:15zero in California. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. What you didn't feel
- 1:40:19any earthquakes in California, but it got to here. That's crazy. So
- 1:40:28that's all she said. All you know, they happened to say it's time
- 1:40:32to go, and at the end of the day that they're gonna. You
- 1:40:35know what I'm saying, the big Glow. Shout out to the big glows,
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- 1:40:45you man, shout out and Megan all the bad bitches. So shout out
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- 1:45:39about this on Wednesday because you're honestly, but I ain't. I ain't gonna
- 1:45:45say that gonna judge you, but I'm judging you. But you know,
- 1:45:48but yeah, you know, part of the time, we're gonna be having
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- 1:46:01plus more plus more, man, and I can't wait to do it.
- 1:46:06I can't wait to have fun with it. Is that it, guys,
- 1:46:11That's not nothing else? All right? Gush once again, Tell a friend
- 1:46:15and tell another friend to tell one more friend again, and uh bye bye,
- 1:46:23hebbitch, you have your pass for you get your shots, wild boy,
- 1:47:02where are you let it go? To? Delaware? Would you come
- 1:47:09with the pod to Delaware to Delaware,