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Nic got hit with a bat and can no longer coach · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You can call us at eight seven seven nine three
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  Speaker 1: nine six eight nine three Nick, our producer in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: You know, young dad, And when you're a young dad,
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  Speaker 1: you you get volunteer. What do you call it, Kyle?
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  Speaker 1: You called something you're when you volunteer. I remember you're
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  Speaker 1: volunt told, you're volunteld. That's what you said. You bought
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  Speaker 1: your husband with time. So were you volunteled this or
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  Speaker 1: did you do it on your own?
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  Speaker 2: So I was volunteerld that I had the opportunity to
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  Speaker 2: coach my son's T ball team. If there's one sport
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  Speaker 2: that I cannot coach, it's t ball, it's baseball, and
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  Speaker 2: so you can't. There was a no, I am not.
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  Speaker 2: I am not a baseball player your baseball. I love baseball, okay,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not. I just never got the mechanics of
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  Speaker 2: it anyway. Uh So, another one of our friends was like,
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  Speaker 2: I will be the head coach, but I can't be
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  Speaker 2: here for X week. And I'm like, okay, then I'll
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  Speaker 2: take on the head head coaching duties then.
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  Speaker 1: And we're like midway through the season.
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  Speaker 2: They're four and five year olds, and considering that fact alone,
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  Speaker 2: it's going all right. You know, like there's a little chaos,
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  Speaker 2: but nobody's afraid of the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's like really willing to play.
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  Speaker 2: We get to the game where I am at home
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  Speaker 2: plate while the kids are batting, and we get through
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  Speaker 2: the one inning and everything's great.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all kids get to battle, you know, every
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  Speaker 1: eating whenever. So we get to the.
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  Speaker 2: Second inning and I'm ready to go and I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, this is something that I didn't think
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  Speaker 2: I was going to be able to do. I did
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  Speaker 2: not think I was gonna be able to rile these
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  Speaker 2: kids up and get them motivated and ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm feeling confident, and I put the ball on
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  Speaker 2: the tee and I check with the other team, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: are you guys ready to go?
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  Speaker 1: And they're like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And as they're saying yeah, and in my peripheral vision,
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  Speaker 2: I see the bat being swung. This little monster clocked
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  Speaker 2: me in my left knee about as hard as any
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  Speaker 2: baseball has ever been hit in.
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  Speaker 1: The history of mankind.
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  Speaker 2: No, and on the air, I can't say the words
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  Speaker 2: that I did say. I have the children in front
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  Speaker 2: of the children, in front of the children's parents, like
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  Speaker 2: like it was.
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  Speaker 1: Just like oh, mother, what wow?
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  Speaker 2: And the coach that was at first base was like,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: See it, but I heard it. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And then the coach at third base was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I saw and I heard it.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, maybe you should go sit down. Yeah. We're
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  Speaker 1: at a week now, guys. And my three toes, my
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  Speaker 1: small three toes are numb.
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  Speaker 2: Out because I've got apparently some deep bone bruise. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so I I have retired from coaching.
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  Speaker 1: You're Olympic. Hey, Nick, what happened t ball? Baseball can't
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  Speaker 1: say softball, you say t ball.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, anytime anybody says like why are you limping? I
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  Speaker 2: have to tell them it's a long story, and I
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  Speaker 2: walk away.
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  Speaker 1: But Lisa, you got a.
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  Speaker 3: T ball story, Yes I do, and I've gotta tell you, guys,
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  Speaker 3: it is one that gets worse every second. So, okay,
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  Speaker 3: So my nephew's at like this first football game of
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  Speaker 3: his Okay, super wholesome. Everyone's clapping and nowhere he swings
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  Speaker 3: and he lets go of the bat and then it
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  Speaker 3: like helicopter launches and.
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  Speaker 4: Just stands and hits my aunt's boyfriend straight in the forehead.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I really had to travel.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't stop there, It does not stop there, because everyone
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  Speaker 4: then rushes over and the kids starts running the bases
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  Speaker 4: like nothing happened, and then he trips over third, which
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  Speaker 4: makes him take out the coach. And now there are
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  Speaker 4: two grown adults on the ground and this five year
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  Speaker 4: old is just standing at home plate, just flossing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my god.
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  Speaker 2: That's The kids don't think twice about it. They're just like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: my parents are making me be here.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa, thanks for sharing that story. Lisa, thanks. You know
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  Speaker 1: I remember, and it's so funny. Sometimes I have these
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  Speaker 1: memories that pop up because of this radio show. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know, do you guys
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  Speaker 1: ever know that ever bring it up, that ever bring
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  Speaker 1: it up that I coached my son's soccer team. My
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  Speaker 1: son camp was on a soccer team, and there was
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  Speaker 1: a there was a head coach and he I think
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  Speaker 1: the wives have all and told me, and we did it,
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  Speaker 1: and we bet a team that we were going to win.
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  Speaker 1: And the bet payoff was the two coaches, me and
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  Speaker 1: the coach, if whoever lost the next game had to
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  Speaker 1: wear no shirt and a too too yes, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what you had to wear in the team photos. And
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  Speaker 1: we lost this team photo. It's framed in my in
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  Speaker 1: my son Kemp's bedroom. I need it. Terrible, no shirt
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  Speaker 1: on and it's everybody, all the other kids, the kids
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  Speaker 1: like stand at normal, except Kemp's doing some weird pose.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like the dad one. Dad's has got no
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  Speaker 1: shirt on in A two two, and then I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the other side, no shirt on in A two two.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible, terrible, terrible, clearly twenty eight to thirty five
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  Speaker 1: percent body fat. And that photo