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Rich lives with a SLOB · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What happened to your house? Rich?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I think I've talked about before how I
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  Speaker 2: am need freaking. My wife, Stacy is not. She moves
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  Speaker 2: it a thousand miles an hour. She has a million
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  Speaker 2: different jobs. So I have found things. When she's like,
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  Speaker 2: where's my curling iron, I've told you, like, it's in
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  Speaker 2: the hallway. I find, you know, cups in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: But this was odd. Last night. I was going to
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  Speaker 2: bed and I was kind of scooching up underneath the
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  Speaker 2: covers and I feel something against my leg and I
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  Speaker 2: reach down and it is a plastic knife with peanut
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  Speaker 2: butter on it inside the bed ew. I pull it
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  Speaker 2: out and I show it to Stacy. I'm like, come on,
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  Speaker 2: and she starts laughing and she's like, it's like bedtime bonanza.
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  Speaker 2: Every time you go to bed, you find something else
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about. She's like, but I want you to
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  Speaker 2: know that I made the bed. I didn't leave the
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  Speaker 2: bed unmade. I made the bed. Give her credit where
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  Speaker 2: credit is due. She said she was like in a
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  Speaker 2: hurry and she was watching a show and she was
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  Speaker 2: putting on makeup, and she ordered like some bagels and
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  Speaker 2: they showed up late so she put a little peanut
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  Speaker 2: butter on the bagel, and she just forgot the knife
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  Speaker 2: in the bed. She was kidding, ready, So I just
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do anymore. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know what to do. I think I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to accept, like you know what, you love some
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  Speaker 2: people for who they are, and that is who she is.
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  Speaker 2: She is a she's a little peanut butter on a
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  Speaker 2: plastic knife in the bed every now and then.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, that's probably that's a good example of
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  Speaker 3: why they say live with someone before you marry him.
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  Speaker 2: And we didn't. We didn't even together once we got
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  Speaker 2: married for a while. And she even told me because
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  Speaker 2: she feels like that when she moved in, she'd have
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  Speaker 2: to change her lifestyle in Like I said, well, your
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  Speaker 2: house was always clean. She's like, that's because when you
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  Speaker 2: came over, I would just put stuff places that you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't see, and you only really hung out in like.
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  Speaker 1: A peanut butter underneath the cover.
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  Speaker 2: I remember trying to go in her office and she
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't let me. She blocked the door.
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  Speaker 3: Why Aaron, what's something gross? Someone unhedged it or something unhinged?
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  Speaker 3: Someone did that that you live with.
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  Speaker 4: We had a guy staying with my boyfriend and I
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  Speaker 4: at the time who decided one day that he was
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  Speaker 4: randomly going to do some mess that someone had offer him,
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  Speaker 4: and he then fell into a bunch of paranoid hallucinations,
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  Speaker 4: including calling the police to our house at four o'clock
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  Speaker 4: in the morning because he hallucinated that someone was trying
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  Speaker 4: to steal my car.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, in essence, almost calling the cops on himself. A friend,
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  Speaker 1: what a good friend, And I would much rather find
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  Speaker 1: a fork with peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah so bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's so bad. Well, thank you, Aaron, thank you very much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's wild, man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's it's funny because I like, I
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  Speaker 3: so badly want to participate, but I think I'm the
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  Speaker 3: one that.
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  Speaker 2: Commiserate with me.
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  Speaker 1: She's in a meeting.
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  Speaker 2: But don't you leave most of your stuff in biles
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  Speaker 2: though you have one day.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the things that I do is and she
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  Speaker 1: might not even know.
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  Speaker 3: But I share with you guys like I will use
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  Speaker 3: one spoon if they're at my families out of town.
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  Speaker 3: I will try to use as little dishes as possible
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  Speaker 3: and reuse them as much as possible.
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  Speaker 1: I'll clean him.
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  Speaker 3: Although I found some flies in the sink the other
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  Speaker 3: day and I was like, oh no, I hope they
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  Speaker 3: didn't lay eggs on the spoon.
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  Speaker 5: I just used, why is that when you find one fly,
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  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, there's twenty flies to your house.
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  Speaker 2: It's insane.
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  Speaker 3: Joanna, what's something unhinged somebody did while you were living
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  Speaker 3: with him?
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  Speaker 1: They stole my jewelry and ponned it and sold it.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty bad. Was it a roommate?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: How did you know? Oh my gosh, how did you
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  Speaker 2: know he ponned it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, because he's the type of person that would
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  Speaker 4: do stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: And I kind of caught on afterwards. I just never
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  Speaker 6: looked into where he ponded.
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  Speaker 2: It at well, you asked him and he probably denied
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  Speaker 2: it right away, right like why would I do that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I know I knew him, so I knew
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  Speaker 4: even if.
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  Speaker 6: He was lying, he did it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. What a story. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Still we choose the peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which was a good time. Bonanza. Do you feel better,
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  Speaker 2: Rich it's quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for calling and Joanna.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Serena, what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: My roommate was out of town this past weekend, and
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  Speaker 6: to be like, to put it kindly, she's kind of
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  Speaker 6: a pig like mess in her room, Like it's just messy,
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  Speaker 6: messy all the time. And I thought I would do
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  Speaker 6: her a favor and like clean it up, do like
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  Speaker 6: a deep clean for her. So I did, and I
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  Speaker 6: got really into it, and I was like throwing a
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  Speaker 6: bunch of stuff out that look like trash. And when
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  Speaker 6: she got.
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  Speaker 5: Back, she lost her mind because she was like, you
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  Speaker 5: threw out twelve hundred dollars that was hidden in a
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  Speaker 5: like what I thought was an empty pringles can, And yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe I did this, but I like blamed
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  Speaker 5: it on the cleaning lady. So I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going down for this one.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, well, I hired a cleaning person.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a.
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  Speaker 6: Mixing to do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't have thrown that out obviously, but she did,
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  Speaker 6: so yeah, that's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: In my house. I would say. The thing that me
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  Speaker 2: and my lovely beautiful bride Stacy fight about the most
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  Speaker 2: is that she feels like I can't handle a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of a mess, but I feel like we're living
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  Speaker 2: literally in a pig sty. So, yeah, I pick up
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  Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff, and I thought I would do
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  Speaker 2: her a great favor by filling up her car with
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  Speaker 2: gas and getting it fully, fully detailed. So, I mean
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  Speaker 2: it was so empty. I barely made it to the
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  Speaker 2: gas station because she just get running around. She didn't
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  Speaker 2: think about stuff like that. And then I get a detailed.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they even did the thing where they not
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  Speaker 2: only clean the inside, but they treat the leather. It
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  Speaker 2: is so sparkly in there. It smells super clean. And
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  Speaker 2: so she comes out and she's impressed, but she literally
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  Speaker 2: goes to pick up a prescription about a mile away,
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  Speaker 2: comes back fifteen minutes later, and her car somehow is
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  Speaker 2: already a mess again. It looks like a Sephora in
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  Speaker 2: the front. There's like a taco bag, taco bell bag
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  Speaker 2: on the floor. There's there's like makeup off on the
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  Speaker 2: steering wheel around. It wasn't twenty minutes later.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have people, Yeah, just live live a different
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  Speaker 6: life and it different.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Serena would probably go trade in the car.
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  Speaker 2: And blame it on the housekeeper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when my son was like eleven or twelve. He
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  Speaker 3: got custom made inserts for his feet because he has
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  Speaker 3: high arches like me, and he outgrew him, and I
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  Speaker 3: keep him in the side of the door just in case.
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  Speaker 1: He's a size thirteen. Now they're on the size nine,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, just in case. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: m I need him. I got everything in my car. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thanks Riena, I have a great day. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks God.
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  Speaker 2: But