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WWE Attitude Era - Head & Boulders vs The Altitude Eraz · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and strutting billionaire in an
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  oversized suit Matt Watson. Yes, and we couldn't play these games without our
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  team captains, a pair of generational talents ready to grease up and smack down.
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  First, don't treat her like a woman. Don't treat her like a
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  man. Treat her like an order. Stevenson. Hello, it's me.
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  And if you smell the literal food he's cooking, it's Jason Newell. Wow,
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  that's amazing. That's me, that is you. Hello, Captains,
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  are you ready for a series of games about the most iconic and most for
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  vusial era in w w A history. I guess I don't know anything.
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  This is a wrestling episode. This is basically Yeah, classically, Jason doesn't
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  know much about wrestling. I've been learning, but Jason definitely doesn't know anything
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  about wrestling. Pre meeting Matt and Audre I the Rock right, you told
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  me that that's correct. That's the correct era. Great Ray Visterio, John
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  Cena not so much. Okay, Well, this is gonna go swimming.
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  I only barely knew that Ray Mysterio was not Attitude Era. Oh wow,
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  But I do know a bit more Attitude Era in the sense of just through
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  osmosis. It is the time period when the most the most sexist, and
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  the most controversial things have happened in wrestling, And so I know those pieces
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  via osmosis, and so I'm ready. I'm ready to tap into the recesses
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  of my mind and what I have learned a cover time, ready to tap
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  into the propaganda that WW have put out about about what the ad yes about
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  the most important things. Yeah, never exactly. Can you name any any
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  other attitude or wrestlers beyond the Rock? I feel like it was the triple
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  h h b K time frame. HBK kind of missed it. Oh he
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  missed it, Yeah, most of it. I don't know. China.
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  Yeah, China, that'll do. Oh so the whole country of China.
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  Yeah, so like yes, yeah, then that Well, we'll get into
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  you. I think I think you know your stuff. I think you I
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  think you've got some knowledge there. But it really sounds like to play these
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  games about the Attitude Era, you'll each need to pair up with a fellow
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  Beefcake in order to become the tag team champions of the World. So,
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  Jason, who is your teammates today? He's a returning player. He hosts
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  the ten exc podcast and he's really going to help me out today. It's
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  Graham Robertson. Hello, Graham, how are you doing. Hello, I'm
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  doing great. Thanks, thanks for having me on. Welcome, Welcome back.
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  It's good to have you back on the podcast. You're very competitive gate
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  Leapers player from from memory, I am, and we're entering an area I
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  have a strong pride about as a host of a wrestling podcast. Someone that
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  was what ching at the time, I'll be as a very small child,
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  arguably shouldn't have been maybe shouldn't have been watching? Oh my god, no,
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  and it was. Yeah, there was one child I think I was
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  not allowed to watch after I hit my sister in the head with a folding
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  chair. Is that a real story? That is a that is a genuine
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  thing that happened. Oh my society? Probably why at home? Yeah,
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  I didn't really listen to that. It was the late nineties. Come on,
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  and I was like six years old. Command Yeah, but like I
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  was supposed to do your cage fighters next weeks. That was the start of
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  the core memory. But yeah, so some attitude or knowledge. You feel
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  like you've got the pride of hosting a wrestling podcast, so you feel like
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  you should win. Yes, but that's like all the wrestling I watched.
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  Like, I think the last time I watched attitude stuff was when the network
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  came out, which I don't even can remember when that was. Okay,
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  you should probably know because of the next that's true. Yeah, yeah,
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  good stuff, good stuff. I think I think you're gonna help out Jason
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  and you're going to be a good team, strong team. And ultra who
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  is joining you. He's a returning player, an executive producer, and the
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  former prediction champion of our very own in house league. It's Adam Wood.
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  Hello, Adams Dirty. I'm sorry fighting in our faction already. You know
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  I and I didn't want to get into it, but I would like to
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  let everybody know that before I lost the title recently to the commissioner, the
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  guy in charge, Matt, So you know, I don't know, I'm
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  not gonna say that there's foul play, but you know, take take that
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  information and do what you want with it. But right before that, I
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  did absolutely kick Graham's ass to retain? Was that all out? Wow?
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  Was that the show where I did my predictions while live in the crowd?
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  Yeah? Yeah, okay, okay, right, yeah yeah, that's the
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  one that I beat you at. That's the one. Okay, okay.
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  Context for listeners and Jason, Basically, I don't know how better explained this.
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  Fantasy football happens here, but wrestling and I just come along every now
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  and then. There's drama, which is very exciting to me, but I
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  don't know how it works, and I hope to participate. Yeah, that's
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  fantasy football for people who didn't have sex in high school. Yeah, but
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  that was too long. But on the title, so yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, it's the Fiction League and I'm the current champion. I'm a I'm
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  a proud champion, although I don't have my belt yet. Oh is it
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  in the UK? Or where is it? Thankfully no, I just decided
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  to keep it here because I'm gonna win on the rematch obviously, So sure,
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  October first, I'll see you October first. That's what wrestlers say,
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  isn't it. They point and say a date. Yeah, this is more
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  exciting to me than real wrestling. Yeah, yeah, I have states.
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  I know those people. This is dramatic. So let's let's get into the
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  Attitude Deer Adam. Are you familiar with that era of wrestling? Nope,
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  So my my familiarity with the Attitude there as I grew up. I grew
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  up a pretty goddamn Christian, you know, the real, good old fashioned
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  kind. I was controversial in my church and because I was into Pokemon and
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  my mom let me play Pokemon and that was too crazy. So Attitude Era
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  wrestling off the table. So everything that I know of the Attitude Era exists
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  from Nintendo sixty four video games at the occasional show on in the background at
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  my cousin's house. Right, That's that's about it. So, yeah,
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  this should be a fun time. I'm familiar with the characters, you know
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  that kind of stuff. But yeah, yeah, Ver we will try to
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  equal Graham's knowledge as a union. Yeah, I think it's honestly fair teams
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  in the grand scheme. Yeah, but before we get to those games,
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  you've cut your three sixteen promo. But we're going to need more branding if
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  we could make this whole Attitude Era thing work. So I'd like each pad
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  to come up with a turn of the Millennium WWE themed name. Please let's
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  start with Jason and Graham. Do you have any team name ideas? Yeah,
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  Graham, Yeah, so I know nothing about this we need Okay,
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  okay, go on, but hold on, Graham. I have some pretty
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  strong opinions on my favorite types of attitudes. Okay, okay. Number one
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  just overall pleasant, great attitude. Number two curious, Yeah, shows that
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  you want to understand. And No Three little saucy little yeah, little you
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  know me. So you try to say that you're entering your attitude era,
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  it is all three at the same time. Yeah, that's what I bring.
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  No room for adjustments. Oh, it's definitely. There's definitely four.
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  Four strongest attitude, open minded. We love an open minded attitude. Okay,
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  so go so so, so tell me what are your team names based
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  on that? Wow? I mean saucy is well is what caught my eye.
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  Yeah, I mean we've got to give the people what they want,
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  and we know that what the people want is head get our first. You're
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  a reference. That's a good reference, I think. All Look, if
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  you want to know the error, yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't
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  their best stuff. And yeah it was also their best stuff and it's awesome.
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  So like Summit to do with Head, to do with Thinking, Head,
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  some kind of head, all Snow and head, Like if the Rock
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  and Al Snow were tag partners, they might be Head and Boulders heads shoulders
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  for this podcast. What do you think Head and boulders? Yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah I could be the Head, You could be the boulders.
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  Yeah, okay, okay, it's decided. Yes we have Head and
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  Boulders. Love this lovely bit of brand based word play there on the fly.
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  Look at us, yeah, look at us. No, it wasn't
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  all Graham. Okay, so we have Heads and boulders, but who will
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  they be facing ultra adam boy? Oh boy, I you don't have any
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  like yeah, I don't have any you know, concrete names off the top
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  of my head. But I'm thinking maybe we can sort of reverse engineer this
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  thing. Okay, So I think a good classic tag team, I think
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  a good Attitude era starting point is to have at least like some sort of
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  alliteration. Uh maybe one of the words ending in a double consonant or a
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  Z instead of an S. Those all feel like good staples for like a
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  late nineties, you know, definitely right right, Yeah, our names do
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  already start with AS. So if there's anything that's a based room, I
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  got nothing. Sorry, i'll cut out, I'll cut out any silence.
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  Yes, thank you. I was really excited too. Well, there's the
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  famed Attitude you remove the AA. You could try and stuff something in then,
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  of course. Yeah, definitely Attitude era. Yeah, podcast, we
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  both lived. This is only tangentially related. You also lived in Colorado at
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  one point in time, so we could be the Altitude Era. That's pretty
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  good. So the the Altitude Eras with the Z. Yeah, I think
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  it was not the literation, but we got the Z. But we got
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  the Z in there. Yeah, the Z is there. It's funny.
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  I was I was racking my brain trying to think of good like classic tag
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  teams, and the two most classic tag teams are just the name of boys.
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  Yeah, you'll be the Altitude Eras boys, just the Altitude Boys at
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  that point. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. So we've got head and
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  Boulders versus the Altitude Eras. I love it, all right. And if
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  you're listening to this and thinking you all seem moderately entertaining, but I don't
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  know my Stone Cold Steve Boston from my cold Stone Creamery. Don't worry his
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  ultra with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge. The Attitude Era
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  was a period in professional wrestling history which occurred from nineteen ninety seven to two
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  thousand and two. During this time, WWF now w w E and w
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  c W now a distant memory battled for television supremacy. The deal is finalized
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  and the name of the contract dous S McMahon. However, the contract ran
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  Shane McMahon. This caused WWF to market the WWF Attitude, which involved increasing
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  violence, vulgarity, and sexism. Wrestling was at its most popular, and
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  wrestling fans were at their least ridiculed. As a result, many fans insisted
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  was the best era of professional wrestling. Lady. The Attitude Era gave us
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  larger than life stars such as Stone, called Steve Austin, the Rock,
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  Triple H, Mick Foley, China, and The Undertaker. It also gave
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  us smaller than life stars such as Dick Togo, Barbara Bush, Scott Putski,
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  and of course Al Snow. What does everybody want? What is everybody?
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  Mister McMahon was the perfect villain for the Attitude Era, because everybody wants
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  to beat up their boss while drinking a beer. It's the American dream.
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  Oh no, that's actually Dusty Rhodes. But moving on, I admit I
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  don't look like Dad's leader of the day it sposed to look. My Bellett
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  gets a little big, mine is gets a little big. But brother,
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  I am bed, and they know I'm bed. Austin three sixteen might say
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  I just whooped your ass, but gate Leapers three sixteen says, we are
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  just about to have a really fun pop culture panel show, and that's the
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  bottom block. Thank you, Aldra. Was it fun researching the Attitude Era?
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  Absolutely, the amount of nonsense that people could get up to, and
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  it was like, this is fine. Yeah, yeah, it's certainly well
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  until a bit into towards the end, but it certainly was pre nine eleven
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  television, as it's referred to him, academic circles where just do whatever you
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  want, no one Caresca's invincible, there's no consequences for any action. Oh
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  my god, there went this hard and deep. Yeah. Yeah, it's
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  changed with phonation. Yeah all right, just before we get to today's games,
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  I've asked each player to bring in a muse it's something that inspires them
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  or something they love from this particular fandom. The Attitude era is inspiring to
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  me because it says you can be as controversial as you want as a broadcaster.
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  Tit's cox asses. I can't honestly can't think of anything ruder than that
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  death cuts. Somebody stop him, So Jason will start with you. What's
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  inspiring you? From the World Wrestling Federation. Yes, so you guys told
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  me that The Rock was part of this. Yes, great. I have
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  no touchstone for ww and the Rock, but I have been enjoying the Fast
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  franchise as of lateness. And probably the most iconic moment probably in the rocks
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  life and mine for being honest too, is there's this moment where the Rock
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  has a cast on and it's it's it's the third act and everything's blowing up,
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  but the Rock's incapacitated, but not for longer. No no, no,
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  no, no, oh, Dwayne's guy got out there. Yeah,
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  So what he does. He proceeds with saying the phrase Daddy's got to go
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  back to work, and then he flexes his arms so hard that the cast
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  breaks and then he just busts out of the cast. Yeah, and he's
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  completely fine afterwards. And I think that if that's not Attitude era, if
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  that just isn't just what the rock is all the time, it's a spot
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  I reckon he wishes he could have done during the Attitude era. Yeah,
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  but it wasn't reinated out back that. Like, no, he was now
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  right, like he's he's juiced now he's Yeah, franchise viagrad as he says.
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  I'm sure he was all natural back then in the era of no consequences.
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  Yeah, No, he's extra jude. He was like putting gnats in
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  his veins or your your muse, your inspiration is getting so vainty that you
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  bust out of yourself. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, that's Attitude era
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  from what I'm getting. Yeah, that does sound very aude. Yeah,
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  you can have to break a cast. That stuff powerful stuff. Yeah.
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  All right, let's let's move on over to your teammates in Head and Boulders.
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  Graham, what's inspiring you from the Attitude era? Well, I thought
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  it being the person that was a fan at the time, I needed to
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  get something that I owned that I've got at the time, which there was
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  surprisingly a lot of choice because I was a good little capitalist child. But
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  it's the thing that I love the most that I still have. It's my
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  goodness smoking skull stone called Steve Auston Belt, even though, which I love
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  for many reasons, when it's just the fact that it's a great belt,
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  but it represents how stupid children are in that I love the rock I hated
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  stone called why have I got it? I don't because it's got a skull
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  on it. I have walked past it in toys I rus seen WWF and
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  that will have been enough for my little lizard brain by this for me this
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  day. So that's that's nice and shiny as well. Honestly, it's a
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  great nick and given it's got WWF on it, there's no shot of them
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  ever releasing any more of these. It's probably you know, there's a little
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  bit of value there, good little capitalist adult and sell it. Oh no,
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  no, no, no, no no, it means too much,
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  too much. That's an excellent muse. We always love much, especially historical
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  much as that's always that's always good good. All right, let's move on
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  over to the altitude eras and we'll start with you Adam, what's inspiring you
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  from the Attitude era? My my greatest distant inspiration. It's really also what
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  I think of what I think of the the Attitude Era. So my inspiration,
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  again as someone who only knew it tangentially, is a big angry bald
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  whites, uh I remember from that era. As a matter of fact,
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  I didn't know until probably it would I mean it would have it would have
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  been probably in the twenty tents I found out that Stone Cold, Steve,
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  Auston, and Goldberg were in fact different people. And it wasn't until last
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  night, whenever I was looking up Attitude Era stuff that I found out they
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  weren't even in the same company at the time. Fantastic, but I think
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  it really is indicative about late nineties excep. Prey nine to eleven television,
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  just big angry bald white dudes wreck and shit slapping women and everybody's just like,
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  yeah, let's go, yeah, brother, give me a beer.
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  Yeah yeah, it's Stone called joining us. I suppose when you looked up
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  that list of Attitude Era roster you have seen that there were plenty more bald
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  white men other than just Stone called Steve. I think big angry bald white
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  men who have always had a place in wrestling. There's always a space for
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  a big, angry bald white man the whole goddamn world. Am I right?
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  Hey man? Definitely the Fast and Furious franchise all over the pipeline for
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  angry bald white men from WW to the Fast and Furious franch Yeah, it's
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  a strong, it's a strong I have to say. I felt I felt
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  an immediate kinship in connection with my teammate as with his news as I watched
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  that film literally two days ago, so we're already in sync. This is
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  good. I'd say it's a coincidence. But you watch a Fast and Furious
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  movie every night, don't you grow? There's literally a Sky Movie channel showing
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  all of them and repeat. It's impossible not to come on, I'm I'm
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  only a white man myself. Come on. Well, I don't know how
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  we got into that there, but proud statement of race declaration. But that's
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  a that's a fantastic observation and a fantastic mus Goldberg and Stone called Steve Austin
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  basically the same person. And finally, Audro, what's inspiring you from the
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  attitude era? I forgot to grab it before we came in the room.
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  But imagine that I am holding a Molly Holly action figure because I do have
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  one, the only one. Yeah, yeah, that's good for wrestling.
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  But Molly Holly is my inspiration. It was an era where women were not
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  typically allowed to do I don't know, wrestling, So Molly Holly, great
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  wrestler, really advocated for a lot of women's wrestling. She paid for Beth
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  Phoenix's wrestling school because wrestling. She couldn't afford to go to wrestling school,
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  and so she paid for Beth Phoenix's wrestling school. There was one I cannot
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  remember which WrestleMania, the one where she shaved her head, but there wasn't
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  going to be a serious women's match. There was going to be an evening
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  gown match, and she offered to shave her head if they had a real
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  match. She like pitched a hair versus hair match that she would lose so
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  that there would be a women's match on the card. Nice. She's just
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  been phenomenal for women's wrestling in an era where it wasn't a great time.
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  Yeah, the number of women's wrestlers now who have said, who was your
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  inspiration Molly Holly. It's a lot of them. Yeah, so, hell
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  yeah, Molly Holly will inspire me to victory. Hell yeah she will.
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  That's a yeah, A lot of fantastic things she's done for the business.
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  Hell yeah. Yeah. Women did have a place in the Attitude here where
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  they weren't just in evening matches. They had a place were players. And
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  okay, okay from Molly Holly. And with that sentiment, right, teams,
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  let's ring the bell and get this tag team match underway in round one.
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  Round one is called IMDb trivia, which today stands for isn't McMahon diabolical?
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  Brother? You're getting better at these yeah, so it helps that wrestling
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  is just acronyms. So so I have here a beautifully drawn ring. Uh,
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  it's a square with some things in the corner. In this ring are
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  six words. Each of those words corresponds to a multiple choice trivia question about
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  the Attitude era. Teams will take turns picking words from the board and answering
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  questions for a single point. It couldn't be more basic trivia, Very normal
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  podcast. Start to the I'm not doing anything weird with this one. This
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  is very normal. I promise that makes it feel more like something weird it's
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  going to happen. But I'm going to skim right past that. None of
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  the words are trick questions at all. So we will we will begin with
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  head and boulders, and I will read the six words that you can you
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  can choose from we have what young dude? Rude X seven and hose any
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  of those words jumping out at you Graham as a potential question, I was
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  going to defer my captain for the first, but I mean, givens we
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  pick given, we picked Saucy as a team. I feel like we have
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  to go in with rude. Off the food. Going with rude. Your
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  question relating to rude is this, which of the following names was a real
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  attitude era wrestler Bush puppies, beaver cleavage or pussy sugar tits? Oh my
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  god, jesus, I mean I can't none of them. Bring them.
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  You've got bush puppies. I mean hush puppies is what Jerry Lawler used to
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  call tits. So okay, I feel like that's where he's getting that from.
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  I don't I'm not sure hush puppies. Now, what do you think?
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  Jason the beaver cleavage could call tits hush puppies is crazy. Yeah my
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  opinion, that's that's my thought process right now. I can't think of anything
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  else. EqA clean the last one, the sugar tits one. That's a
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  crazy that's crazy. Yeah, that's real. It's a crime. Yeah,
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  that's like, that's that's a twelve year olds like Xbox schemer tech. Right,
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  Yeah, I mean it does. Were the Attitude, it sounds like
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  they were going for like a bond girl tightening, a pussy galore type.
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  You can probably get away with that kind of thing. That's insane. I'm
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  told I'm pulled towards beaver as often I am in life. So that amen.
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  Brother, h So you're going with a bee beaver cleavage. I don't
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  think it's right either. What does that even mean? Well, it is
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  right, it is Beleage. It was a character for a month during the
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  Attitude era, and it was actually it was a parody of Leave It Either,
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  which is now featuring its second reference on where it was just like this
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  this sitcom star had skits where he would like essentially be in love with his
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  mum and like hug her buzzom and it was a gimmick for about a month
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  until they decided to scrap it. Yeah, this is why I didn't get
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  into wrestling. Wow, that's what I mean. That might be back there,
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  That might be a bit of import that which just that it just lodged
• 26:00
  on my impressionable brain waiting to come both in a podcast twenty years like complex,
• 26:08
  We've all got it. It's really there's a lot of love my teammate
• 26:12
  that are coming out right now. All I'm saying is it's probably a good
• 26:15
  thing that he hit his sister with a steel chair. I forgot about that.
• 26:19
  That's gonna that's gonna focus on would have been, could have been much
• 26:25
  worse. But there's a there's a point. There's a point for you there.
• 26:26
  That's good stuff. Off to a great start, victory. Okay,
• 26:30
  we will move on over to the altitude eras your five words, Aldro if
• 26:34
  you'd like to read them off what young dude X seven and hose and I
• 26:44
  would like to clarify just because it is attitude era. It's like fire hose
• 26:48
  not a derogatory term for a woman. Correct, Just to clarify it is
• 26:52
  the attitude era. Yeah. Yeah, never I'd write sex work because on
• 26:56
  the on the board. I'm just that kind of guy. Yeah, because
• 27:00
  the way you phrase that sounds like I'm just a nice guy, you know.
• 27:03
  I just that's the Yeah, that's you're explaining the joke, and I
• 27:08
  don't know what's going on. Is there a word there? Let's let's go
• 27:12
  with hose. Yeah, you're going with a hose. I'll be god his
• 27:17
  hose. Right, it's gotta be named one of these. If only it
• 27:25
  was, it gets even better hose. Which of the following liquids was not
• 27:29
  sprayed at a McMahon during the Aptitude era? Is it a sewage? Be
• 27:36
  beer or ce milk? They've got it. It was the stone cold era,
• 27:42
  so they've got to have sprayed beer at him, right at someone?
• 27:47
  Or is this the trick? Beer beer feels right? See hearing that question,
• 27:51
  it very much seems like sewage would be a thing that they would spray
• 27:56
  on a McMahon and the era I'm leaning towards that one being not. It
• 28:03
  kind of psyching myself out. I feel like the milk thing would have been
• 28:07
  like two thousand four at least, right, I feel like it might have
• 28:11
  been a little bit past that time. And again it does seem like they
• 28:15
  would spray ship on a mcman many in the late nineties. Should we should
• 28:19
  we go on milk, Let's go milk, you go in milk, milk,
• 28:25
  Let's go milk. Final answer, It is not milk. It is
• 28:27
  sewage milk. Yeah. Angle sprayed milk in two thousand and one. Stone
• 28:34
  Cold sprayed beer in nineteen ninety nine, Eddie Guerrero sprayed sewage in two thousand
• 28:41
  and four. There was some sewage spraying from a wrestler at one point,
• 28:45
  but it was it was era a McMahon want spray the Spirit squad with sewage
• 28:52
  as well? Yes, that's league which, Yes, there's a lot of
• 28:59
  rege going on right now, and in wrestling they like spraying things out of
• 29:03
  nozzles. I got that one wrong, but I was close enough to it.
• 29:07
  That has sounded like I kind of knew when I was talking about absolutely
• 29:11
  of all, like two thousand and four, you nailed it, You nailed
• 29:14
  it. Yeah, if this is our ruthless aggression episode from last year,
• 29:17
  you'd be doing great. Okay, we need another words, we need another
• 29:22
  question. Yeah, so the words are again, what young dude an ex
• 29:30
  secut away captain here? I love I love just the phrase what what you
• 29:34
  know what? With no punctuation, what yeah? What? Yeah? I'm
• 29:40
  blight on every wrestling promo. Thank you, Stone Cold, that we now
• 29:44
  have to hear fucking what after every person's line twenty five years later. Let's
• 29:48
  let's find out how it happened, shall we? Because here is your question,
• 29:52
  Stone Cold. Steve Austin has had many catchphrases over the years, but
• 29:56
  how did he come up with his infamous what response? During his He'll run
• 30:00
  in two thousand and one? Is it A? One of the crew members
• 30:03
  in Catering would use it as a response when wrestlers asked for third portions B
• 30:10
  When he called fellow wrestler Christian on the phone. He couldn't understand what Christian
• 30:14
  was saying, so he'd respond with what or see. Red Bull had just
• 30:18
  hit the Western market and featured a commercial where an old person would yell what
• 30:23
  at a young person for not understanding how much energy the young person had.
• 30:29
  So you've got catering, you've got a phone call, or you've got red
• 30:32
  Bull. We're red Bull. I mean, I believe Matt would have looked
• 30:36
  up when a product came out to make a line up. I don't,
• 30:41
  but I don't. My gut went to catering. That's where my instinct went.
• 30:45
  I do not know again, Yeah, yeah, I like that gut
• 30:48
  reaction. I don't remember a lot of commercials of Red Bull growing up,
• 30:55
  except for the Red Bull Gives You Wings. Ye. Wrestling is all about
• 31:02
  they love their inside jokes and they love ribbing each other with things, so
• 31:06
  I can believe that there would be some kind of ribbing inside jokes when he
• 31:08
  started it. That's okay. Yeah. Yeah. So so the catering thing
• 31:12
  that came out to you, Yeah, there's some there's some hungry people.
• 31:18
  Yeah, I just screwed that guy not giving them third portions. Come on,
• 31:21
  mate, stone Cold, Steve Boston. I'm paying for all of this
• 31:25
  food with my current Yeah, what a what a fucking power player being the
• 31:30
  guy had to look at like stone cold. Nah, you're stopping it too
• 31:37
  portion you bought go on what I can't hear. I can't even hear you
• 31:41
  talk to me that. It's so ridiculous. You are not the only angry
• 31:45
  bald white around here. Typhoon doesn't get seconds genuinely might have been playing one
• 32:00
  of the oddities during the attitude eras. That is that is an on point.
• 32:02
  Hey, okay, okay, course I just took a stab in the
• 32:07
  dark. So you're going with a the catering the catering one. Yeah,
• 32:12
  that is incorrect. It's actually Christian on the phone. He would regularly call
• 32:16
  Christian to organize car share stuff, and he could never understand what the hell
• 32:21
  that Canadian was saying accent yes, which, again, knowing Christian, could
• 32:30
  have also been a rib. Yes, that's very true. How's everyone's father's
• 32:36
  doing. Oh shit, Okay, time for another question, which means we
• 32:42
  need another word the altitude eras Young dude X seven? Those are three?
• 32:49
  That's also another Xbox schemera tag of mine. Yeah, seven, young dudes.
• 32:59
  Let's go x even on this one, just going at seven serious.
• 33:04
  WrestleMania X seven is regarded by many as the peak of the Attitude era and
• 33:07
  one of the greatest shows of all time. But which of these legends did
• 33:13
  not participate in the Gimmick Battle Royal that took place at that event? Was
• 33:17
  it A the Repo Man, B Kimchi or C mantor I have no clue.
• 33:30
  Are you familiar with the Gimmick Battle Royal? That took place at that
• 33:32
  show that there was a gimmick Battle Royal. Yes, yes, it was
• 33:37
  kind of like the halftime show where they threw in a load of wrestlers from
• 33:39
  the eighties into a Battle Royal. I have seen this. I do vaguely
• 33:45
  remember it. I wouldn't have like also seen it, I think, but
• 33:50
  I don't. I went through a lot of like the Royal Rumbles and WrestleManias
• 33:53
  of that era, and again, like you said, regarded as one of
• 33:57
  the better WrestleManias. So I definitely watched this. Uh repo man sounds familiar
• 34:02
  to me, mantor sounds familiar to me. I'm gonna say it's kim Chi
• 34:09
  just just out of the random bullshit gimmick names floating in my head. That
• 34:15
  one doesn't seem that one. Yeah, that was that was a little too
• 34:21
  far fetched, exactly. No, I just think he wasn't in that.
• 34:27
  You just think he wasn't in that Battle Royal. Yeah, but was still
• 34:29
  definitely a legend. H I would not be surprised. I'm gonna be rich.
• 34:35
  No, kim Chi was in the Battle Royal. It was Mantle that
• 34:38
  wasn't there. So sorry, there was no no Mantle appearance at Wrestleman near
• 34:43
  X seven. I don't know who she is. My favorite drag queen and
• 34:49
  I just love the image of a drag queen being in ww Maybe there was
• 34:52
  a drag game in w W A in the ante era. Oh oh,
• 34:58
  are you thinking of a Pat Patterson evening in the match? I'm not thinking
• 35:01
  of the Pat pat I mean I usually am, but I'm not right now
• 35:04
  thinking of that match. I was thinking of gold dust, of course,
• 35:08
  gold dust. Yeah, like before drag was popular, doing drag on now,
• 35:13
  I mean one big versus a woman. I mean yeah, yeah,
• 35:16
  yeah, yeah, definitely towards the gimmick. Okay, all right, we
• 35:22
  got one final question for each team, which means there are two words left
• 35:24
  on the board, young or dude. Young or dude? Which one are
• 35:28
  you this? Which mutually exclusive? At one point in my life I was
• 35:34
  both. I am in that phase now where I'm accepting those is less true
• 35:38
  and every passing day, let's just let's know who you are. Let's just
• 35:44
  go to dude. You go a dude? Yeah, hope for a big
• 35:46
  Lebowski themed question. Yeah right, era, right era, Here is your
• 35:52
  question about dude. Which of the following fifty eight year old actors was on
• 35:57
  the same high school wrestling team as Mix only A. Kevin James, B.
• 36:02
  Charlie Sheen or C. Robert Downey Jr. I know the answer,
• 36:08
  actually know the answer to a question. Having read excellent autobiogy book his first
• 36:15
  one, have a nice Day, I think it would be that he talks
• 36:16
  about this. He mentions that Kevin James was the champion of his wrestling school.
• 36:23
  I was wrestling college or whatever his high school. Yeah. Yeah,
• 36:25
  yeah, the fake with confidence that is the correct. Yeah, come on,
• 36:34
  you're happy with that, Jason, You're happy sick. I can believe
• 36:37
  Kevin James. Paul bart mall cop Yeah, yeah he could. He could
• 36:40
  takedown a guy, and he absolutely can. Yeah, that is Kevin James.
• 36:45
  Good knowledge. Graham. Wow, that's amazing. I love that you
• 36:49
  still ask Jason for him, Like, yeah, actually I should. I
• 37:01
  should have dispeated you right now. I should. Just don't trust that,
• 37:07
  Nor do I think Kevin James is a real person or fifty eight. I
• 37:12
  don't think I was surprised they were all fifty eight, but I guess time
• 37:15
  happens. So yeah, all right, Well, the altitude eras that leaves
• 37:20
  you with Young Young. In nineteen ninety nine, the twenty nine year old
• 37:23
  Mark Henry and seventy seven year old May Young entered into an on screen romance.
• 37:29
  This included many shocking moments, such as pregnancy and an attempt by Bubba
• 37:32
  Ray Dudley to abort the fetus using a power bomb. However, what did
• 37:37
  May Young eventually give birth to? Is it a a bloody rubber hand,
• 37:44
  be a bloody rubber foot, or see a bloody rubber chicken, bloody rubber
• 37:51
  hand? Mate Young, was almost my muse, okay, your knowledge,
• 37:57
  your knowledge coming in coming in there. This seventies seventies woman getting power bombed
• 38:02
  through a table is an icon. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Is it
• 38:07
  a whole adult hand? Was it a baby hand? At the time for
• 38:12
  the skit, it was a guy with his hand in a rubber glove covered
• 38:15
  in blood, appearing between this pension his legs. Oh yeah, And that
• 38:21
  was the attitude Era May Young's. And I can and I just I've just
• 38:25
  confirmed the real answer, And I didn't actually ask, Adam, do you
• 38:29
  want to go with ultras? Answer correct? No, I think it's Robert
• 38:34
  Downey Jr. Yeah, it absolutely is a bloody Yeah. What does she
• 38:44
  give birthtie famously born from ninety seven to two thousand and two, one of
• 38:50
  those. Yeah, oh god, that's a great all right, that's all
• 38:53
  the questions on the board. So that's the end of round one. Let's
• 38:57
  use some of that Vince McMann attendance figure mass to calculate the later scores.
• 39:00
  So because of that, I'm going to add ten thousand points to each team
• 39:04
  score and really have to be the classic wrestling thing. So we have the
• 39:09
  Altitude Eras are on ten thousand and one points and Head and Boulders are on
• 39:15
  ten thousand and two points. Oh nice. I think I'm having an out
• 39:17
  of body experience. I think that's what's happening right now. Yeah, it's
• 39:20
  getting weird this one. Not only do I not know what's going on,
• 39:23
  everything you tell me is a shock. Yeah to my sister. Look,
• 39:27
  that's that's the Attitude Era. Yeah. Up next is round two. After
• 39:30
  these smart ads. Of course, hopefully you get a commercial for the number
• 39:35
  one sponsor of the Attitude Era, Chef Boyard beef Ravioli, and I'll send
• 39:40
  to the brand name there if if Chef Boyard doesn't get back to me.
• 39:49
  Round two. It's called Promo Class and it's a game we've played before in
• 39:52
  a few different forms. So in this game, I'm asking our players to
• 39:55
  cut promos on each other. If you don't know what promos are, it's
• 40:00
  when wrestlers yell into a microphone to sell the story they're telling in the ring,
• 40:04
  and also tickets, mainly tickets. In turns, a player will cut
• 40:07
  a promo on their teammates. That promo will contain clues to three things.
• 40:13
  Who you are, where the match will take place, and who your opponent
• 40:16
  is, who who you'll be facing. Crucially, the promo cutter must cut
• 40:21
  their promo without saying any of the names or places written down. After your
• 40:24
  thirty second promo, I'll ask your teammates to answer those three questions, with
• 40:29
  a point for each correct answer. But just the word and yeah, words
• 40:32
  on here, just the words on there. You can say anything else and
• 40:36
  it can be as obvious as you'd like. Beyond that, yes, okay,
• 40:38
  So we'll begin with Graham for Jason. So Graham, you're up to
• 40:42
  the up to the microphone first to cut promo. You can you can do
• 40:45
  an impression if you'd like, or you can just do that generic like let
• 40:47
  me tell you something, brother. That's that's fine too. That's all I
• 40:52
  know about wrestling. Okay, are you ready? Yes? Any time starts
• 40:57
  now finally I have I'm back to the Big Apple and this Sunday, I
• 41:04
  go up against this giant seven feet tall, five hundred pounds. He's going
• 41:08
  to put on a hell of a performance. You better buy tickets because it's
• 41:12
  Sunday the Big Apple. You're going down, brother. Okay, Okay,
• 41:16
  that's the end of your promo. Okay, any ideas there? Jason?
• 41:20
  Who Graham is well? Or so he's back? Yeah? And you just
• 41:25
  told me that The Rock came back to WWE recently? Okay, yeah,
• 41:30
  so is he the But he didn't do the can you smell when I'm cooking?
• 41:34
  Because I think give Graham would have done that. But that's the only
• 41:37
  restaurant I know too. Yeah, that's what it was the Rock, and
• 41:40
  it was the Rock. Yeah, there's a point there, But where's the
• 41:45
  match taking place? New York City? Baby, New York City? Goods
• 41:47
  stuff? And who are you? Who is he facing? I'm seven foot
• 41:53
  five hundred pounds. Well there's well, there's there's Andrea the Giant. Yeah
• 42:00
  there's but he's dead maybe now by now I can't say anything. There's the
• 42:06
  Great Colleague, he's giant. I know that guy. There's the Big Show.
• 42:10
  I know that guy. Maybe Andrea the Giant's he looks like a boy.
• 42:15
  That would be five hundred pounds. You're going with Andre the Giant.
• 42:17
  I don't. Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be I don't.
• 42:22
  It's it's not Andre, any of those three that I say. It was
• 42:27
  the Big Show. It was the Big Show. Damn. I should have
• 42:29
  known. I said the word giant. I said the word. You know,
• 42:32
  the Big Show's real, man, You did say the word giant.
• 42:37
  It was a good promo, Graham, good stuff. Thank you very much,
• 42:39
  thank you very much. Okay, now it's going to be Adam for
• 42:44
  Ultra over over at the altitude Heras looking to get some points on the boards.
• 42:50
  Adami ready, I think, so let's do it. Three two one.
• 42:54
  Let me tell you something. I'm mad. You know what I'm mad
• 42:58
  because this Sunday come across the pond to kick your ass. You some bitch,
• 43:02
  you big red sm bitch. And let me tell you some I don't
• 43:05
  know where you're from, but where I'm from going across the pond, all
• 43:07
  that does is disturbed a good fishing hole. So this Sunday, I'm gonna
• 43:12
  be coming across the pond and we'll be kicking your ass. I don't care
• 43:14
  who your dad is. I don't care who your half brother is. I
• 43:16
  don't care what that who's in that God damn RN he's carrying around either one,
• 43:21
  two, three, tell you there we go perfectly thirty seconds, just
• 43:24
  like they do on TV. Okay, that was Adam's very energetic promo.
• 43:31
  Uldray, who is Adam? My brain? I can't remember? Who is
• 43:39
  the hell? Yeah? And I want to say stone cold? It is
• 43:42
  stone cold. I just suddenly doubt everything in my wife the second I'm asked
• 43:47
  to answer a question across the pond. So we're going to I'm gonna say
• 43:52
  London, Yep, London, England absolutely as a point, red faced and
• 43:59
  urn. So I would go for Kane. It is Kane. Kane is
• 44:04
  the opponent. Good stuff. Three points there for the altitude. Yes,
• 44:09
  yes, yes, good promo cut and Adam. Okay, it's the Captain's
• 44:14
  turn to cut some promos for our special guests. Jason you're up first,
• 44:21
  just sounds vaguely aggressive and yeah, yeah yeah, are you ready? Yeah?
• 44:27
  Three? Two, one, okay, a hello. I this evening
• 44:37
  or a weekend or a week night whenever we often do this. I am
• 44:42
  going to kill you or rob your grave, whatever this person does. I'm
• 44:47
  very controversial at the moment because I think my views are out of date.
• 44:52
  I think, but we'll find out if people in the north, uh big
• 44:57
  fat as well, I'm going to kick your ass in. Really, I'm
• 45:02
  fuck, are you kidding me? There were a there were a cover.
• 45:08
  I'm sure there are. Yeah, I'm sure like to like fifteen seconds of
• 45:19
  that. It's just me saying I'm open with Hello promo Okay, just like
• 45:28
  you know how all promo said something about up He said something about up north.
• 45:32
  So yeah, like, I mean there's a lot of places up north,
• 45:37
  and I'm going to guess that it's in Canada. Yeah, You've got
• 45:39
  the location. It's good stuff, good stuff. You've got a point because
• 45:43
  I knew it. I knew would be north of where he or he was
• 45:45
  right now, that's what I he said, Robin Graves, So that makes
• 45:52
  me think he is the undertaker. He is the undertaker. Good stuff.
• 45:58
  Did he say anything you are anything about me? I don't think I'm going
• 46:05
  to get at that point, but take a stab giving him a person he
• 46:07
  could get this attitude here them. I'm gonna say the rock No, I'm
• 46:15
  the rock stone called no it was there was STI called big. I wish
• 46:22
  it was a big man. He was. He's third was the rock Stone
• 46:24
  called big boss. Most important in the attitude, Absolutely no. There weren't
• 46:30
  necessarily any clues in there, but it was Triple H. Triple I was
• 46:35
  going to say that you're married to Stephanie McMahon. I know that about that.
• 46:37
  That that would have helped you said that, But it was the dastardly
• 46:43
  time that got that got Jason there. Okay, Ordre, it is your
• 46:47
  turn to cut a promo for Adam. Are you ready? Yeah? The
• 46:52
  time starts now this weekend in what I think is the maybe the biggest place
• 47:00
  in the Longhorn State. I hope I'm gonna kick your butt and you're not
• 47:07
  going to be able to bring in your husband Triple H to see and when
• 47:14
  when I win, the whole crowd will be satisfied. Oops. I messed
• 47:19
  up my catchphrase. It's not satisfied. It's a different phrase. That sounds
• 47:24
  a lot satisfied. That is your time. That is your time sounds in
• 47:30
  this. I'll let it pass, I'll let it pass. No name was
• 47:36
  specifically said, Adam, who do you think ultra is? I'm gonna pass
• 47:39
  on that. I'm gonna just take Yes, you are, Stephanie McMahon,
• 47:46
  that is that is a point. Then do you know where the match is
• 47:51
  taking place? The Longhorn State? Right? Is this? Can I ask?
• 47:54
  Is this? If you get if you get the state, we're in
• 47:57
  Texas, right, you're in Texas. I'll I'll give you that because everyone
• 48:00
  else had like a country kind of thing, so you can have Texas,
• 48:02
  gotcha? Gotcha? Or yeah we have definitely good old Texas. I uh
• 48:07
  again, I don't know anyone from this era, so so catchphrases. I
• 48:15
  haven't had me lost. Unfortunately, Let's go with China. China is gonna
• 48:22
  beat my ass, going with China. Going with China for yeah, not
• 48:24
  not the location, but for the yeah, yeah it's not China. It
• 48:31
  was. It was Trish, Stratus and Stratus. It would have been satisfaction,
• 48:37
  not satisfied, would have been closer. Yeah to it so I'll take
• 48:40
  that one. I'll take that one definitely. Definitely. It's very much a
• 48:45
  case like you said, I could, I could picture all of the faces
• 48:49
  in my head with the second I've gotta I gotta guess. I'm like,
• 48:51
  oh wait, they're all Molly Holly right shit fuck? Okay, Well,
• 48:59
  I mean two points there, good stuff. I think everyone did. Okay,
• 49:01
  they're considering. But let's let's let's do another pass. Let's let's broaden
• 49:07
  things out a little and be a little silly. Yeah. This is no
• 49:09
  longer going to be about the attitude era in terms of WWF, but just
• 49:14
  people in places that are very turn of the millennium, very sort of nineteen
• 49:17
  ninety seven to two thousand and two. So hopefully our listeners can play along
• 49:22
  with this one a touch more. Any and and Jason as well. We
• 49:29
  will go back to Graham. Graham for Jason. Here, I did not
• 49:32
  realize it was a second prompt. Wuld you give me give me five seconds?
• 49:37
  Yeah? Absolutely? Okay, yeah, yeah, nice? Nice?
• 49:40
  All right? Here is you count down three, two one? You call
• 49:45
  yourself the commander in chief? Well, the only command I care about is
• 49:50
  Star Command. This Sunday Fans better get your tickets from platform nine and three
• 49:54
  quarters. Then head up to that magical school because me I'm gonna blow you
• 50:01
  to infinity and beyond. You've been busy getting blown by Monica Lewinsky. Where
• 50:05
  you're gonna get blown away by me this Sunday. Yes, what a promo.
• 50:12
  Okay, fantastic stuff. I think there was a there's enough in terms
• 50:15
  of clues. Yeah, it's a big part of this game. I found
• 50:20
  out Jason who who was Graham? Graham is buzz LIGHTYEARA is buzz Lightyears?
• 50:27
  Command? Good stuff? What location is the match taking place? Hogwarts?
• 50:31
  It is taking place in Hogwarts? And who is buzz light Your opponents?
• 50:37
  Well, it's definitely I was it's a president, but then you you narrowed
• 50:40
  it now with Minel Lewis, I'm guessing I'm Bill Clinton. You are Bill
• 50:45
  Clinton? Yes, that's crazy. Three for three, an excellent promo,
• 50:49
  excellent world play, yea, and brands against them. I don't know where
• 50:54
  my location is. I'm just gonna stay here. Yeah, oh right,
• 51:05
  I can name a place I know when it comes back. Okay, Adam,
• 51:09
  are you ready for yours? Fuck it? Yeah, let's go.
• 51:13
  Yeah, let's go. Three two one. All right, Jack, let
• 51:16
  me tell you something. This Sunday, We've got a different kind of corporate
• 51:21
  ladder match going on. Now. I know that we're going to be surrounded
• 51:23
  by all of the hottest pirate of music of the time, But I'm a
• 51:28
  different kind of pirate jacket. Let me tell you something. By the time
• 51:30
  you mess with me, you're gonna be sinking to the bottom. And that's
• 51:34
  where I'm comfortable. Just like the Titanic, I'm gonna have your ass flipped
• 51:38
  over quicker than I can flip a goddamn crabby patty. I'm gonna toss your
• 51:43
  ass and the chum bucket with the rest of the Titanic where you belong,
• 51:46
  You cute motherfucker. I'm sorry saying it to people. Lots of clues in
• 51:55
  there, lots of clues to so sorry a lot. So who do you
• 52:01
  think Adam is? I think he's SpongeBob. Adam is SpongeBob SquarePants, that
• 52:07
  is correct, and crabby patties. And where is the match taking place?
• 52:12
  I'm between bottom of the sea and Davy Jones locker. Okay, well I
• 52:15
  can tell you now it's neither of those. Okay, Love that I love
• 52:21
  this for us Bottom of the Sea, famous nineteen ninety nine cultural icon Bottom
• 52:24
  of the Sea. The location was there was a bit in there with the
• 52:30
  pirated music and the corporate thing. It was it was naps. The headquarters
• 52:35
  is where this match is taking place. Yeah, I'm be good. I
• 52:37
  didn't drop one and move on because that was that was a tough good,
• 52:42
  having order's brain going napped the headquarter. Yeah, because I was like pirate,
• 52:47
  pirates, ocean here, where here we are? And then the opponent,
• 52:54
  who is SpongeBob going to be facing Titanic was mentioned, but he did
• 53:01
  say Jack. So is that Rose is the other one? I've never seen
• 53:07
  Titanic you know. Okay, No, it's not Rose, it's Leonardo DiCaprio.
• 53:14
  Oh so I should have gone for the actual actor. Dang, I'm
• 53:19
  so sorry. I really let you down here, like Rose not letting Jack
• 53:25
  onto the piece of driftwood. I have let you down. You have seen
• 53:30
  it. No, I know that one. Okay, now it is time
• 53:37
  for our captains to cut their final promos. You can use that middle one.
• 53:40
  By the way, that location you can describe, you can use synonyms
• 53:44
  for that. Yeah, I knew that yeah, okay, I just if
• 53:50
  I can, we can skip the pleasant trees at the beginning. Let's assume
• 53:52
  you've already built this. Sure, Yeah, let's start halfway through. I
• 54:00
  think it would help though. It's you the exact date and time of the
• 54:05
  match, So get that out of the way. With again that very it's
• 54:09
  definitely happening Sunday. We've all made that very Okay, Yeah, thanks guys.
• 54:16
  Never has the captain had so much help. I'm with that. I
• 54:22
  stop the time or whenever you already Jason, listen, guy, this Sunday
• 54:27
  night. As I was told by my friends, you think you're the top
• 54:30
  gun Maverick, you think show me the money? Uh? Well, me
• 54:36
  and my friend Sam Wise, he's gonna bring ham Wise all the all the
• 54:40
  game, geez, and we're gonna kick your butt over in this large sphere,
• 54:45
  the sphere that has lasted for a thousand years. I assume a big
• 54:52
  in a big circle, you know that place. Yeah, that's your time
• 55:00
  ticket. That's not like space. So it's Jason is Frodo Baggins. Yeah
• 55:09
  that's me me Tom Cruise, Yeah correct, Yeah, that's not what the
• 55:17
  tricky thing, No, far thousand years a thousand. Is it the Millennium
• 55:28
  Dome? It is the Millennium Dome thousand. Oh is this a real place?
• 55:37
  I think it lasted about Yeah, became the O two arena that it
• 55:43
  is now. Okay, that's funny, that's just a fact. Yeah,
• 55:46
  I did, yeah, three for three you needed to do stop the tickets.
• 55:52
  Well, that was great promo, Thank you, thank you, lovely
• 55:55
  stuff with the hand Wiser is definitely a characters I read. I read one
• 56:04
  chapter of Lord of the Rings and that's all. It probably is am wise.
• 56:07
  That probably his dad is ham Wise. And finally we're going to come
• 56:10
  to Auldre's Ultras's promo Auldress silly promo read I think so okay, times thoughts
• 56:17
  now this Sunday at the Music Festival before the year two thousand, that was
• 56:23
  really controversial. I'm leaving my husband, Homer and my kids at home,
• 56:30
  and I'm going to kick your butt and you'll be saying, oops, oops,
• 56:35
  I did it again when you lose to me again. This is assuming
• 56:38
  we've already had a match. But uh, you you can't. You can't
• 56:45
  really dance very well, but and that translates to your wrestling ability. That's
• 56:50
  the time stuff yeah. That the promo of all of it, first off,
• 57:00
  incredible, Jock Captain. I also do like that you included the fact
• 57:04
  that this is a rematch because if this happened at Stock ninety nine, you
• 57:07
  know that March Jason and Britney Spears have crossed paths before. Uh all three
• 57:15
  points. Yeah, lovely stuff. That's the That's the slickst answer revial we've
• 57:23
  ever had on this podcast. If it was a video medium, I was
• 57:28
  going I was going to put my hand up to the and be like I've
• 57:31
  had it up to here, to the top of my blue hair. Yes,
• 57:37
  smoothed by the way, you just nailed that, like top to bottom.
• 57:40
  That was its impressive. Thank you. Alright, seems good stuff.
• 57:45
  That's the end of the rounds. Let's throw mankind off of Helen a Cell
• 57:49
  so we can use Mick Foley stitches to calculate the latest scores. Those scores
• 57:53
  are oh yeah, I've got to add the ten thousand on Hank Matt screwed
• 58:01
  Matt mat to the century. Okay, we have the altitude eras are on
• 58:08
  ten thousand and ten points, but Head and Boulders are still in the lead
• 58:13
  with ten thousand and twelve points. Round three next after some commercials. Of
• 58:19
  course, try not to think about how wrestling is just a commercial for the
• 58:22
  next show. It ruins the magic. See you after this. Round three
• 58:31
  is called not Scattergories. Hang on a second. Is that the news desk
• 58:36
  jingle? This was the news, it's quarter past the decade, It's time
• 58:42
  for the news. Okay, I guess it's time for ten XT's news desk.
• 58:45
  This is a segment we do on the ten xt podcast where we flash
• 58:50
  back to the headlines from this time period. So let's do it here.
• 58:53
  The jingle is spoken. I guess your first piece of news from twenty one
• 58:57
  to twenty six years ago is President Bill Clinton appears on national television to say
• 59:01
  I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Do you do you remember
• 59:07
  that? Graham given a reference to it in one of my clues. Yes,
• 59:10
  it is. It's about all built and it is really remembered for now
• 59:16
  surely right, Yeah, I know he played the saxophone and had a blowjob.
• 59:22
  Yeah, he didn't have to play the saxophone or become president to get
• 59:25
  remembered that well. So honestly, yeah, he's the real wind to play
• 59:30
  a saxophone of a horn of types, a woodwind of sorts. Yeah,
• 59:37
  I am a feminist. I shouldn't kelo bassoon let Bill Clinton back? Yeah
• 59:43
  yeah yeah yeah, oh boe. We'll move on to our next piece of
• 59:50
  news. The why two K problem causes unrest as many experts believe global computer
• 59:55
  systems will fail. Do you guys remember this? I'll be honest, I
• 1:00:00
  don't remember nine to eleven, So okay, you don't remember y two K?
• 1:00:04
  Yeah? Two K? That was the Jericho thing, right, yeah,
• 1:00:07
  yes, yes it was. Yeah. Do you think you would be
• 1:00:13
  would you have been like if we were adults, would we be panicking at
• 1:00:16
  the time? Would you have been panicking? Would you have been doomsdaying?
• 1:00:20
  I think you would think. I think you'd have been. I would have
• 1:00:22
  day Yeah, you'd have been nuclear bombs yeah yeah, yeah, bombs are
• 1:00:29
  going to hit my house tomorrow. Yeah, get paranoid. It is true.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah, I'm growing up. Friends of ours had like a it was
• 1:00:37
  basically like a Tupperware party, but for survival items, and so they were
• 1:00:42
  like, demonstrate this is like the crank radio. Okay, yeah, so
• 1:00:46
  that you can hear about all the terrible things that are happening out there built
• 1:00:51
  a little shelter where they put a ton of survival rations. Nothing happened.
• 1:00:55
  Spoiler alert. I remember I was in high school when either thirteen or twenty
• 1:01:00
  twelve one of those bullshit Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like,
• 1:01:07
  that's bullshit. But twenty twenty thirty three, that one is real. So
• 1:01:09
  prepared. Yea, yeah, that one is happening. That's fair. Definitely
• 1:01:14
  Okay. In your final piece of news on the morning of September the eleventh,
• 1:01:17
  the world, No, actually, let's just move on. Let's move
• 1:01:20
  on. Yeah, don't have a memory of that. Yeah, okay.
• 1:01:23
  Back to the games. Round three is called not Scategories of For this episode
• 1:01:28
  only Sparkle I r L. In this game, I'll ask our Attitude era
• 1:01:34
  experts to name as many list items as they can from a given category in
• 1:01:39
  forty five seconds. God only they won't actually score points for the number of
• 1:01:44
  items they list. Instead, I'm going to ask our captains to guess how
• 1:01:47
  many they think their teammates will get, and the closer you are to that
• 1:01:52
  number, the more points you'll get. Right, I'm famously really bad at
• 1:01:55
  this. Although there is mostivation for our experts to as many as possible,
• 1:02:00
  as each category will have a gold plated answer worth a bonus two points if
• 1:02:06
  you can say it. We will begin by naming what the category is.
• 1:02:07
  In the first category is wrestlers, nice and simple wrestlers. That's no wrestlers
• 1:02:13
  abroad. Yeah, so questions, Oh, because he gets micro after that.
• 1:02:19
  Yes, okay, that's right. Yes, that's correct. That's correct.
• 1:02:21
  Because it's not just going to be wrestled. There will be a most
• 1:02:25
  name a lot of wrestlers exactly. Yeah, that's going to say something like
• 1:02:30
  how many bald whites are there in in ww Yeah, okay, okay,
• 1:02:37
  exactly that. No, So with the knowledge that it's wrestler's captors, I'd
• 1:02:42
  like I'd like you to write down a number that you think in forty five
• 1:02:45
  seconds, your your expert will be able to name. How are you feeling?
• 1:02:49
  How are you confident experts? No, yes, but it's it's it's
• 1:02:55
  more just the white man confidence I've taken all things in life that things will
• 1:03:00
  generally turn out fine. Imagine how far you could go if you were bald.
• 1:03:07
  So we've got numbers written down, captains, Yes, yes, we
• 1:03:12
  will begin with Graham, and here is your specific category that you'll have forty
• 1:03:15
  five seconds to list as many things as possible from this category. Wrestlers who
• 1:03:20
  held the Intercontinental Championship during the Attitude era can remind me that the atude is
• 1:03:25
  ninety seven to two thousand and two thousand two. That is correct, halfway
• 1:03:30
  through ninety seven to halfway through two thousand and two, and you've got forty
• 1:03:34
  five seconds to name as they punishment for naming someone that's wrong. No,
• 1:03:38
  not at all. Not I might say a name in wrestlers. I think
• 1:03:43
  it's what I'm going to go down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Who had the bell? Okay, Okay, are you ready? I'm ready?
• 1:03:52
  Okay, three two one, Chris Jericho, Steve Blackman, Perry Saturn,
• 1:04:00
  Ray, Mystereo, Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, Hurricane Helms, The
• 1:04:04
  Rock, Christian Edge, Matt Hardy, h Raven Rhino, Uh Bob,
• 1:04:16
  Holly Crash, Holly fuck It, Molly Holly, China, The Big Boss
• 1:04:26
  Man, gold Dust, Barbara Dudley, Dee Bond Dudley. You're five seconds.
• 1:04:35
  Vince McMahan's, Shane McMahon, Linda McMahon, all the McMahon's. Yes,
• 1:04:44
  there's a lot of wrestlers named. There absolutely not many champions, and
• 1:04:49
  we are your name, my name six? All pretty good? It's pretty
• 1:04:54
  good. Yeah, you have six of them and probably about twelve who never
• 1:04:58
  held the Intercontinental Championship. But the crucial thing, what did Jason write down?
• 1:05:03
  Jason wrote down five? Five? Okay, yeah, that's what that's
• 1:05:09
  worth two points in of itself. And you did not name the gold plated
• 1:05:12
  answer. I'm sorry to say that was William Regal is what we were like.
• 1:05:17
  Fuck. You didn't name two comebook characters though, And I was surprised.
• 1:05:23
  Which ones Raven and Rhino? Oh yeah, Ravens, which yeah yeah,
• 1:05:29
  I was like, oh weird, I know them. Yeah, all
• 1:05:31
  right. We will move on over to Adam and Adam's wrestler category, not
• 1:05:36
  including the Royal Rumble match. Name wrestlers who competed in pay per view main
• 1:05:42
  events during the Attitude era. Oh okay, are you ready? Let's go?
• 1:05:45
  Time starts now. Stone called Steve Austin, the Rock, Kane Undertaker,
• 1:05:55
  Vince Smithman, Goldberg, That's who it was. That's who I was
• 1:06:04
  thinking of. Uh, I'm just drawing a blank, holy shit, Edge
• 1:06:12
  Christian, the Hardy Boys, inst you got ten seconds. See, Oh
• 1:06:23
  I get all the Bob Whites. They just merge together. They're all the
• 1:06:28
  things, understand, Mick Foley mankind all of the egos. There you go,
• 1:06:31
  that's your that's your time. You just squeezed in. Mick Foley does
• 1:06:42
  any of the mix. Yeah, but you did manage to name six main
• 1:06:46
  events as they're six people who did main event an attitude and a few who
• 1:06:51
  didn't. But that's okay, no penalties there, ultra. The crucial thing
• 1:06:57
  is, though, what did you write down? I said, because I
• 1:07:00
  said four? Okay, yeah, we didn't know what the category wasn't I
• 1:07:06
  didn't want to like, I didn't think I had four once it was up,
• 1:07:12
  and you did say you said mister McMahon. You said Vince McMahon there,
• 1:07:15
  Adam, if you'd have said Shane McMahon, you would have got the
• 1:07:18
  bonus two points, because Shane McMahon was the gold plate did answer that day.
• 1:07:24
  I didn't know that he ever remained invented. Actually, I mean it
• 1:07:28
  makes sense because they had that whole thing. I was watching some Attitude here
• 1:07:30
  and stuff the sporting and I was surprized at how much time those two dudes
• 1:07:35
  take up like yeah, yeah, like the McMahon show, Shane earned it
• 1:07:42
  into in his defense, Shane earned his place amongst the boys by taking some
• 1:07:46
  gross McMahon will always be a boy for me. McMahon was my favorite hero
• 1:07:54
  after the first pay per view I ever watched Restless seven weeks and against aj
• 1:07:59
  Styles. Fucking love Shane forever. But it did blow my mind that,
• 1:08:03
  like the first forty minutes of an episode of Raw, are just them standing
• 1:08:06
  in different places, this yelling at each other. Yeah, crazy, the
• 1:08:13
  commands. If you if you owned your own television show, come on,
• 1:08:16
  I'd be all over it. Even when I was off screen, I'd have
• 1:08:19
  a little picture of myself in the corner or something. What's Gray, I'm
• 1:08:23
  up to? What's he doing right now? That's they've not given you your
• 1:08:30
  own wrestling promotion yet, but there's still time. I've given me my own
• 1:08:33
  podcast, which I do mostly feel. Yeah, it's good. Okay,
• 1:08:41
  Let's let's have another pass at that exact same game. This time the category
• 1:08:45
  is branding branding, So can I get a number written down from from our
• 1:08:48
  captains? How many you think are experts are going to get? Like eight
• 1:08:55
  or something? I wrote a number crossed it out, rode a number,
• 1:09:04
  all right, branding mean okay, okay, I hope you bring a lower
• 1:09:09
  number here. Yeah, it's a couple of numbers in the in the room.
• 1:09:14
  And Graham, let's get specific with your branding category. Name as many
• 1:09:18
  pay per views from throughout the Attitude era, then, so the names of
• 1:09:21
  major events from the Attitude era, each one on the counters once. You
• 1:09:27
  can't have each successive year just just the brand's names of pay per views.
• 1:09:32
  I think a low number, but I'm going to try and go ham here.
• 1:09:38
  I don't care look for that gold plated answer. True, Okay,
• 1:09:44
  your time starts now. Royal Rumble, WrestleMania, Backlash, Vengeance, Judgment
• 1:09:50
  Day, Summer Slam, Servirus series. Uh, I'm blanking New Year's Revolution
• 1:10:00
  of Resolution, whichever it was called, rebellion. I'm trying to think GM
• 1:10:12
  mode, Come on, GM Mode, come back to me. Fuck it,
• 1:10:15
  Extreme Rules. I know it wasn't there, held us out, wasn't
• 1:10:17
  there one of the bank, It wasn't there. You're ten seconds. I
• 1:10:24
  don't know. Uh, Insurrection December to Demember two thousand and six, not
• 1:10:34
  December to Dismember. You scored no mercy no you at times if you can't
• 1:10:39
  have no, but you did. You managed to name nine. Yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Wow. And not only did you name nine, you also named Rebellion,
• 1:10:50
  which was the gold plated answers two points. I wondered if one of those
• 1:10:55
  Ukish ones would have him the ones you went for. That's really good.
• 1:10:58
  You got the golden ticket answer, as you're right, I did go low.
• 1:11:00
  I know branding man before I would have gone forward. No points there,
• 1:11:09
  but two points from the gold plated answer and great knowledge as well.
• 1:11:12
  Graham, Yeah, thank you. I feel like the only like big repeated
• 1:11:15
  one that you missed was King of the Ring. That's the one that was
• 1:11:16
  like, yeah, you've got you've got all the big hitters. Okay,
• 1:11:21
  Adam, your list category is name as many playable match types from SmackDown two
• 1:11:28
  know your role for the PlayStation one that's crazy type. So essentially you're listing
• 1:11:39
  wrestling match types here. I used to go with the House of a kid
• 1:11:42
  I hated just because he owned that game. I think we can all relate
• 1:11:47
  to that on glass Okay, I can't top that. Okay, Adam,
• 1:12:00
  are you ready to start naming match types? Uh? Sure, Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  let's fucking do it? Okay? Three? Two one? Uh, tables,
• 1:12:10
  ladders and chairs match, hell in the cell. Uh, let's go
• 1:12:14
  a Royal rumble and battle Royal tag team. I don't know that counts two
• 1:12:23
  thousand and one. Bron Panties, blank on a whole match, Shark cage
• 1:12:27
  match, no disqualification. Uh, you got ten seconds? Man, I'm
• 1:12:40
  drawn, I'm coming, I'm coming up. Lame now, I what's the
• 1:12:45
  one? Uh, I'm trying to think of the other sexiest one. Oh
• 1:12:46
  shit, I don't I don't have other sexiest one right down. But that's
• 1:12:53
  the time. Yeah. Unfortunately they weren't bron Panties matches. I'm sure Graham
• 1:13:00
  will remember from playing with that kidd. He hates you. But you did
• 1:13:05
  manage the name five? You got five? Yeah from that, you didn't
• 1:13:11
  name the gold plate ad answer, which was a Tornado tables match. That's
• 1:13:16
  what I was looking for there. But how many points will you score for
• 1:13:20
  your team? What? What did Ultra go for? I wrote four four,
• 1:13:27
  so it's two points. I wrote five, and then I crossed it
• 1:13:30
  out, and then I wrote three, and then I crossed it out because
• 1:13:32
  I was like, I can't write the same number again. And then I
• 1:13:35
  just rewrote four fantastic. Okay, we're going to have one final pass at
• 1:13:43
  this game, but this time we're gonna flip the script, and this time
• 1:13:46
  our captains are going to be listing things from Attitude era adjacent things their specialities,
• 1:13:53
  so to speak. The rock movies. Well, Jason, it's exactly
• 1:13:56
  that, because there is a key caveat though it's not including Fast and the
• 1:14:02
  Furious movies anything anything apart from Fast and Furious. Okay, name films starring
• 1:14:09
  Dwayne the Rock Johnson. And but first, before this, Graham, could
• 1:14:13
  you write down a write down a number. I can ping you one on
• 1:14:15
  Discordant. Oh yeah, ping me a number. Jason's already poised. Nailed
• 1:14:20
  his colors to the Rock Mast. Yeah, yeah too, Yeah, the
• 1:14:26
  name from It's true a Todd's Rock the Rock Mast. That's definitely to my
• 1:14:36
  Billy, Roger n with it with S and John that's true. That is
• 1:14:45
  true. Let's go. Okay, you payed the number. I'm remembering Khaki
• 1:14:51
  button up with rolled up sleeves and I'm envisioning that and it's gonna bring me
• 1:14:56
  the victory. Okay, picture that rock, Yeah, because that's a that's
• 1:15:00
  four of his movies right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:01
  okay, absolutely, yeah, time stops now. Scorpion one, uh no,
• 1:15:08
  the Scorpion, King Mummy two is what it is? Rampage, Jumanji
• 1:15:12
  one, Jumanji two, A hard Line to Walk, uh fucking uh,
• 1:15:16
  Steamboat, Cruise, Jungle the Disney's Steamboat, Don't go Cruise? Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  okay, thank you, Journey to the Sending of the Earth. What else?
• 1:15:29
  What else? G I Joe Retaliation? Did I say that? No?
• 1:15:32
  You got you got that one? Uh? Jumanji? Oh? Uh
• 1:15:39
  la la Gama damn it? What is san Andreas fault? I think is
• 1:15:42
  that? Is that technically you said the title by saying it because you just
• 1:15:45
  had an extra Okay, okay, la fault whatever it was Andreas, Okay,
• 1:15:50
  there it goes. That's your time, okay. Fine. There was
• 1:15:54
  one thing. There was a film that you fucking black Adam. Oh no,
• 1:15:58
  there's a film that you named that we didn't name it? Fine?
• 1:16:00
  Oh okay, no, I think which one? Yeah? Yeah, it
• 1:16:04
  was like the hard Line to Walk, hard walk, hard walking, toll
• 1:16:10
  walking walking tall. Yeah, I feel like it was. I actually knew
• 1:16:15
  that. Yeah, yeah that Sean Williams Sean William Scott. Maybe, oh
• 1:16:21
  wow, oh wow, that's a blast proof monk. Yeah, great film.
• 1:16:27
  Well no, probably not. But when it came out cinema, yeah
• 1:16:33
  you did day nine Oh wow. Really it's still yeesus. That was a
• 1:16:38
  lot. I can only apologize, Yeah I can. I can reveal because
• 1:16:41
  of the magic of Discord brain went with six six six has been the number
• 1:16:45
  six has been? No, no, no, you've got it. You've
• 1:16:47
  hold your phone. Oh sold phone the wrong it's nine. It's nine three
• 1:16:51
  points. Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing that. I've already given each
• 1:16:57
  team an extra ten thousand. Yeah. Most it's no points for that.
• 1:17:01
  And also you didn't get the goal plated answer I was. I was looking
• 1:17:05
  for tooth Fairy. Oh damn, the tooth Fairy. Sorry, do you
• 1:17:14
  know it's actually a good film. Stephen Merchant yea, oh, it's been
• 1:17:18
  a long time. I did it. I did at one point. This
• 1:17:20
  is just the level of rock fandom I have. I did at one point,
• 1:17:24
  go and watch every single film in his filmography start to finish. Damn,
• 1:17:29
  not as bad as you think. It's not as bad as I think.
• 1:17:31
  And what's your review of Be Cool? Be Cool is really good.
• 1:17:35
  Isn't that? Yeah? Oh no, I'm thinking Gets Shorty wasn't it?
• 1:17:41
  Isn't be cool like the sequel to Get Shorty. You're like a prequel to
• 1:17:44
  it. He plays like a really if I recall, I remember it being
• 1:17:49
  pretty good. I've got a list of list of names, list of titles
• 1:17:54
  here, and Faster's a really good one. Faster to Surprise strong film him
• 1:17:58
  and Billy Bob Thorne and it's him a more tweener bad guy, good guy,
• 1:18:02
  roll grad. This should Graham's question. So it turns out I'm shocked.
• 1:18:10
  What would you would you have done the Attitude dera Once then continental champion
• 1:18:17
  Graham always put down the number three. I think we would have done great.
• 1:18:20
  Yeah, yeah, okay, because the category there was revealed in advance
• 1:18:27
  of the number, I'm going to do the same for Adam an Audra over
• 1:18:30
  at the Altitude Eras, and I'm going to say the Audra Specialist category Adam
• 1:18:33
  is women of the Attitude era, women who were signed to a contract during
• 1:18:39
  the Attitude era. I can tell you now, in total it was the
• 1:18:42
  exact same as the number of rock movies, minus The Fast and the Furious.
• 1:18:46
  So is the exact same number pool number of things to draw from.
• 1:18:50
  You know she knows one, you know she's got one. Yeah, yes,
• 1:18:56
  So if you got a got a number written down there, Adam,
• 1:18:59
  Yeah, sure, yeah, it's just a set one year way, beautiful,
• 1:19:03
  beautiful, I've got it. You want to turn it upside down,
• 1:19:10
  we'll discuss after it. We'll get it, okay, okay, yeah,
• 1:19:14
  okay, it's nonsense humor. It's not a clue. Al dry. Are
• 1:19:18
  you ready? Yeah? Three, two one, Trish Stratus Leader China.
• 1:19:29
  We'll go with May Young she was technically present, Molly Holly So Victoria,
• 1:19:40
  the ca Cats, the Cat, Catherine, Jacqueline, Catherine Jacqueline fuck.
• 1:19:53
  And then then we've got we've got people who I don't know if they were
• 1:19:57
  the same era. Awesome con We'll go with Gail Kim. I don't know
• 1:20:05
  if this is the same era. I feel like there's a million that I
• 1:20:09
  know that I'm missing. You got you did really well? You got eight
• 1:20:14
  okay wow, yea and the number Adams sent me with seven, So it's
• 1:20:18
  gonna be two points? Oh yes, yes, nice, nice work,
• 1:20:23
  good stuff, but no gold plated answering. Afraid I was looking for Ivory.
• 1:20:27
  Oh fuck Ivory, I even I even thought about her earlier. Sorry,
• 1:20:33
  sorry Ivory. Okay, that's the end of round three and if D
• 1:20:39
  equals two and X equals five, then the scores must be suck it and
• 1:20:45
  those skulls. Oh, it's all tied up now. Both teams are on
• 1:20:48
  ten thousand and sixteen points. Wow, Forever in gaily PRIs history. Yeah,
• 1:20:56
  I see you record. It's a record, really is? This is
• 1:20:58
  gonna make a mess for leaders for sure. Yea, Hey, Granty,
• 1:21:01
  we're a draw brother that the quick fire around changes everything. But before we
• 1:21:12
  get to the quick fire round, let's talk prizes. This episode's star prize
• 1:21:15
  is the concept of family. No TV family was quite as dysfunctional as the
• 1:21:19
  McMahon family, which is why they went on to inspire the Osbourne's, the
• 1:21:24
  Hogans, the Kardashians, and the Crizzlies basically hacks who use their family for
• 1:21:29
  entertainment. And please do check out our recent Barbie episode featuring two members of
• 1:21:32
  my family. Our winning team will also receive assigned belt from the Attitude era
• 1:21:42
  and let's see here. It's the Intercontinental Championship and it's signed by Chris Bent
• 1:21:46
  okay, there's there's no prize this week. No, no prize happening this
• 1:21:50
  week. Is that bad? Is he a bad guy? Yeah? Google
• 1:21:54
  Chris ben my favorite wrestler from about two thousand and two two two thousand seven,
• 1:22:02
  right about two thousand and seven seven, I lost fell off the Christi
• 1:22:09
  fandom. Yeah, jumped off the bit of dragon crowdly. Yeah yeah,
• 1:22:17
  yeah, google it up. Next. This is our crucial quick fire around.
• 1:22:21
  But first, our main events is brought to you by Slim Jim.
• 1:22:26
  Slim Jim, because you're allowed a dog treat too. Jesus Christ are googling
• 1:22:38
  Christi? Yeah, okay, yeah, but googling alive. That's that's that's
• 1:22:44
  the thing that happened in two thousand and seven. In case you're one,
• 1:22:46
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's the I'm not him, literally,
• 1:22:51
  he was my favorite wrestler, so that yeah. I literally remember where I
• 1:22:57
  was. I mean, it's not no exciting at my computer, but I
• 1:23:02
  remember my mom's skydiving and I heard I remember my mom coming into the room.
• 1:23:10
  Think you like Chris Benoit, Yeah, yeah I do. You might
• 1:23:14
  not like him after what I've got to say. It was just so eerie,
• 1:23:18
  like because it was an audiobook I was listening to and it was just
• 1:23:21
  Stephen Fries voicing. And now onto an audio essay by Stephen Fry Chris Benoit.
• 1:23:31
  Okay, our final quick Fire round will test your broader pop culture knowledge
• 1:23:35
  and it's called fake k Fabers as we won't be dealing with real WWF wrestlers.
• 1:23:42
  No, I want to test your knowledge of wrestling characters from outside of
• 1:23:45
  the world of wrestling and from other parts of fiction. So in this game,
• 1:23:49
  I will give our players clues to a fictional wrestler from pop culture history.
• 1:23:55
  Those clues will be given in the style of a ring announcer announcing their
• 1:23:59
  entrance and their way to the ring. Oh, and of course there's a
• 1:24:01
  classic gate leaper's twist. You need to give me a hell yeah. So
• 1:24:05
  before you say the name of the wrestler, you need to say hell yeah
• 1:24:09
  it's and then the name of the wrestler. Okay, it's quick fire,
• 1:24:13
  so you buzz in by yelling out your team names. Let's practice that now,
• 1:24:16
  head boulders, knees, and toes knees. I'll do. I'll take
• 1:24:20
  it. Yeah, altitude era. I normally start with a nice So this
• 1:24:27
  is good for me. Yeah, that's actually that's good. Yeah, it's
• 1:24:30
  convenient, it's convenient. Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead, head,
• 1:24:35
  Yeah, what does everybody wants? Head? What does everybody needs? Solution?
• 1:24:48
  Okay, I'm going to give you an example, just so we can
• 1:24:50
  see how this goes. Should I try and do the Howard Finker one?
• 1:24:55
  Making his It's deeper, isn't it? Making his way to the ring from
• 1:24:59
  what on Mexico? Waiting at it however much Jack Black weighed in two thousand
• 1:25:02
  and six. A yes, Adam, Oh that's the one and only.
• 1:25:08
  Hell yeah, it's Nacho. Yeah, hell yeah, it's well that or
• 1:25:15
  a real question. You would have scored a point. So are we ready?
• 1:25:18
  Yeah? Yeah, I would start the timer. Hell yeah. Making
• 1:25:24
  their way to the ring from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They're stomping, they're clapping.
• 1:25:30
  It's I It's gonna be Adam. Hell yeah, it's Birds of War.
• 1:25:39
  Yeah, hell yes, it's the Birds of War gets stuff from it's
• 1:25:41
  always sunny in Philadelphia. Making his way to the ring, ready to squash
• 1:25:50
  Spider Man in a cage fight, and looking suspiciously like match Head and Boulders.
• 1:25:57
  Yes, I'm so sorry. That's the delight. It's going to be
• 1:26:01
  Jason. Hell yeah, it's bones sah yeah, bones On McGrath from Spider
• 1:26:06
  Good stuff. It is. It is alright, alright, making his way
• 1:26:13
  to the ring, wrestling out of the Deli counter representing aging wrestlers in Aronofsky's
• 1:26:18
  insightful masterpiece, It's out. Yeah, I'll take Adam if Adre, if
• 1:26:27
  you want to take it. I was just gonna say, hell yeah,
• 1:26:30
  it's Mickey Roorck's character and Ram Ram Jam. No, that's it's Ram Jam.
• 1:26:41
  I don't know if I should take that. Should I take that?
• 1:26:44
  I mean finisher. I don't think that's his name head. If heads can
• 1:26:48
  say his name, then I can't. I don't know if I can say
• 1:26:50
  it's Bullman. But I thought it was Randy the Ram. But yeah,
• 1:26:55
  i'll give you that. I'll give you Randy Dram. I'm gonna give that
• 1:26:57
  to Ram jam Is the finishing. That's finisher? Is that the wrestler Mickey
• 1:27:01
  Rourke. Yes, okay, okay, okay, I've somehow never seen really
• 1:27:05
  needs to see I've seen the wrestler. I've promotion he did at WrestleMania for
• 1:27:15
  Right with Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho. Yeah, and it's like, I
• 1:27:23
  really fuck with almost every Aronofsky movie I've seen two, Like why have I
• 1:27:27
  Why have I not watched this one yet? Yeah? You low key funck
• 1:27:30
  with Aronovski and you Hikey fuck with professional wrestling? How this is crazy?
• 1:27:35
  That's what we're doing after this? Okay. Next one making his way to
• 1:27:41
  the ring, the ultimate male, the ultimate objective desire, ready to crush
• 1:27:45
  Rocky Balboa, the one, the only, the ultimate male. How do
• 1:27:53
  you know your how well do you know your Rocky movies? Yeah? I
• 1:27:55
  know, but not a wrestler. It's no wrestler in the Rocky movie.
• 1:27:58
  Yeah, there is, but I don't. Oh yeah, we'll go with
• 1:28:02
  Adam. Hell yeah, it's Apollo Creed. It's not Apollo Rocky Guest.
• 1:28:10
  Hell yeah, it's T's character from Rocky three. It's not even character.
• 1:28:17
  Here is hu hul Cogan's character from Rocky three? The character was called The
• 1:28:23
  character was called thunder Lips. Name of the rest? Oh my god,
• 1:28:28
  I hate Okay. Next one making her way to the ring from Mother Russia.
• 1:28:36
  Hope he show? Yeah, yeah, Audra or Adam here? Yeah
• 1:28:43
  yeah, Hell yeah, it's Zoya the Destroyer. Hell yeah, you guys
• 1:28:48
  literally have a funkle pup above Addra's head. Yeah, there's some representation in
• 1:28:53
  the room. Yeah. Making his way to the ring, also from Mother
• 1:28:59
  Russia, the canonical Grand Champion of Street Fights. Afore it's said, yes,
• 1:29:04
  James Boulders. Sorry, I'm trying to give delay. Ye, don't
• 1:29:09
  worry about well, yeah it's zang Gefah. I've done my rounds, Jason,
• 1:29:15
  this is your round. I ain't got a fucking click. Making his
• 1:29:24
  way to the ring from a different two D fighting game. He is a
• 1:29:28
  jaguar luchador head. Yes, Jason, God damn it. What's his name?
• 1:29:34
  I think his name is King from Teken it is, but you didn't
• 1:29:39
  say hell yet. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I remembered it
• 1:29:45
  too. There's a panda in those games. I'm so sorry. In any
• 1:29:48
  other game that would have been appointed, Oh God. Making his way to
• 1:29:51
  the ring. He likes to open a can of whoop pass and he doesn't
• 1:29:56
  need a water boy. Well it's I'm gonna go with Altitude Era. Yes,
• 1:30:02
  Soldra, Hell yeah, it's Steve Austin. But he was in something
• 1:30:08
  as himself it's it's not as a good guess, but it's not Steve Steve
• 1:30:11
  Austin as himself. Heads. I don't know the answer, but yeah,
• 1:30:15
  make New Year's Baby. Hell you know his character's name in this film,
• 1:30:19
  The New Year's Baby. Okay, I'll give you it. This is Big
• 1:30:25
  Show's character in Adam Sandler's film The Water Boy and the Wrestler was called Captain
• 1:30:30
  Insane. Would have it is the name of the wrestler that that's fine making
• 1:30:34
  his way to the ring, the earth bending wrestler and champion of the Earth
• 1:30:39
  Head Boulders. Yes, Jason, Hell yeah, it's the Boulder. Yeah,
• 1:30:50
  making his way to the ring from the Duffy Wrestling League, played by
• 1:30:55
  a green arrow who isn't afraid to cross a picket line. It's oh,
• 1:31:01
  oh, man, I don't know what his character's name. Don't know the
• 1:31:05
  name? Yeah, I know, I know the guys watch the show.
• 1:31:11
  Wait, so am I wait based on that subscription? Am I naming the
• 1:31:15
  actor or you're naming the character that he plays in the show that he's Oh?
• 1:31:18
  Okay, then yeah, Head and Boulders, Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 1:31:21
  it's hell yeah, it's Oliver Queen, the Arrow oh, I'm so
• 1:31:25
  sorry. It's it's the it's his other show. It's his show about wrestling.
• 1:31:28
  It's he Oh yes, oh he does have a new show about wrestling.
• 1:31:32
  Yeah, you do. You want to know the viewing figures of the
• 1:31:34
  last the most recent episode of Heels sixty million, seventy million, the twenty
• 1:31:41
  thousand people watched the most recent episode on Stars. You subscribe to Stars No
• 1:31:45
  One and they fucking canceled Glow. Yeah, which was watched by millions.
• 1:31:50
  Doesn't make any sense. Okay, did y'all ever did you watch Heels at
• 1:31:56
  all? No? No, no, I watched. I watched one episode
• 1:31:59
  and when it was I was like, that was a waste of my time.
• 1:32:02
  And I understood a lot of my time watching wrestling bullshit, and that
• 1:32:05
  one was like, no, this is too much. Can I get half
• 1:32:10
  a point if I named the actor's name just in case it's a tie.
• 1:32:13
  It's just in case it's a tie shot. I don't think it's gonna be
• 1:32:17
  I don't think so. The head of Older's Hell, yeah, it's Steven
• 1:32:19
  A. Mel Yeah, there's your half point. Take it. We'll move
• 1:32:23
  on to the next. But it's the guy's name, Jack Spade is the
• 1:32:27
  name of the character's a great wrestling name, Jack Spade. Yeah, that's
• 1:32:31
  Smary Shop. That's a job or if I've ever fucking heard one. He's
• 1:32:36
  apparently the main heel of their promotion. The Fu stephen A Mel making his
• 1:32:43
  way to the ring. He's not from here. He has his own customs.
• 1:32:46
  Look at his crazy passport. It's O no no, no, no
• 1:32:53
  non for this one, no one, no for this one. Okay,
• 1:32:57
  this is the Foreigner from Futurama. This is the Future Arm episode where Bender
• 1:33:01
  wrestles and fights someone called the Foreigner. I don't even remember that I do.
• 1:33:09
  That's what makes it so disappointing and quick The last question before the Buzzer
• 1:33:14
  making his way to the ring, playing a parody of w c w's most
• 1:33:18
  popular wrestler, Fire Up the Sparklers. It's attitude eras Yes, Adam,
• 1:33:26
  Hell yeah, it's Gilberg. Hell yeah, it's Gilberg. Yes. And
• 1:33:35
  that's the Buzzer. Holy shit, that that got closer than it than it
• 1:33:41
  needed to be at the end, pretty close point. I swear to God.
• 1:33:45
  If it's like by a point and I'm miss King, I'm gonna be
• 1:33:47
  really upset. Well, we'll find out in just a moment, because before
• 1:33:51
  we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've
• 1:33:56
  all pushed your bodies to the absolute limit and now you're addicted to powerful opioids.
• 1:34:01
  Brutal Graham. We co host the wrestling podcast called ten XT with our
• 1:34:08
  good friend Peter. Could you try and explain what it's all about? Sure,
• 1:34:13
  we watched the episode from NXT from ten years ago roughly that week.
• 1:34:19
  Yeah, we review the matches roughly. Mostly we just talk about what happened
• 1:34:26
  ten years ago. We talked about the beautiful Sammy Zane, we talked about
• 1:34:30
  the sports of the names, and we just we shoot the ship. That's
• 1:34:33
  great, Yeah, oh yeah, that's a that's a good description of what
• 1:34:38
  we do. If you're a wrestling fan, which if you've made it this
• 1:34:40
  far in this episode, you obviously are check out ten xt. Adam anything
• 1:34:44
  anything to promote any goodwill you want to put out into the world. I
• 1:34:47
  don't really have anything to promote as if your saw the Skyrim episode, you
• 1:34:54
  know, I'm a big fan of Bethesda games too, so my life for
• 1:35:00
  the past month has consisted of Starfield and nothing else. So I'm just gonna
• 1:35:05
  probably go back into my whole after this and continue to play Starfield and I
• 1:35:10
  see people for a long time after my hibernation. I'll let you know if
• 1:35:15
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• 1:35:19
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• 1:35:24
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• 1:35:33
  rewriting the show thirty minutes before we went live. I try, Okay,
• 1:35:40
  Final scores, who is going to be holding the gold well? Graham already
• 1:35:44
  is with his stone cold Steve Auston replica. But should he be? Because
• 1:35:50
  Head and Boulders finish on ten thousand and twenty and a half points. It's
• 1:35:59
  good, it's a good effort. The Altitude Eras finish on ten thousand and
• 1:36:05
  nineteen points. Today's winners Head and Boulders. I mean that's Jason Coots with
• 1:36:12
  actually knowing pop culture. Thank you, Jason, thank you good stuff.
• 1:36:19
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• 1:36:23
  And I really like this shirt, and so I didn't want to have
• 1:36:25
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• 1:36:29
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• 1:36:30
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• 1:36:38
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• 1:37:18
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