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#618 Seth Kelly · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: following day? Now, without further ado, what's going on across
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  Speaker 1: from me to Mike Go one to my co hosts
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  Speaker 1: Nitty Sack?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on in jab On? Happy to be back?
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  Speaker 3: You already know what it is? A number one Mexican
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  Speaker 3: podcast in the world. I missed you, guys. It's been like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like two weeks since I've been here.
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  Speaker 1: Has it been two weeks? It has, right, It took a.
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  Speaker 3: Week on the show and then yeah, so it feels
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  Speaker 3: like it feels like two weeks. I feel like it's
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  Speaker 3: been forever, but happy to be here. We're talking to
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  Speaker 3: people in the future right now. I'm making my Wednesday,
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  Speaker 3: December tenth predictions. Right now aliens have invaded and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not talking about more illegals. I'm talking about the ones
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  Speaker 3: from the sky.
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  Speaker 1: But wouldn't they be illegal to true?
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  Speaker 3: No, but we don't have we don't have rules for space.
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  Speaker 1: Unidentified foreign object.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but can they can be? They can go to
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  Speaker 3: any country, they don't need passports. They're coming from the sky.
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  Speaker 3: Are they illegal? Is it illegal to be an alien.
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  Speaker 4: From the sky?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, cause you're not from here. Bro, you're not a citizen.
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  Speaker 2: You're just you're Yeah, you're not you're not negative.
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  Speaker 3: But then you can't But you can't provide your paperwork
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  Speaker 3: from from anywhere because we wouldn't next, we wouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: able to accept it. Well, I think it's like a bypass,
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  Speaker 3: like diplomatic community.
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  Speaker 1: That's the case in everybody be rolling over your dog.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about illegals from the sky.
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  Speaker 1: The same rules from the sky the illegals from the
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  Speaker 1: land apply.
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  Speaker 3: No, But the sky people we don't like legal from land.
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  Speaker 3: We know where they came.
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  Speaker 2: Making up.
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  Speaker 1: So quick, the President doesn't want any kind of aliens
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  Speaker 1: coming from the sky over the land. We have air
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  Speaker 1: Force to take care of the sky aliens. Build a dome.
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  Speaker 1: Great people. They work for the air Force, and we
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  Speaker 1: have the National Guard to keep other foreigners out. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Also to mister Chicklets himself, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Will's up? Y'all? Got a funny one today?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Chilling? Probably like you probably you probably got you got
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  Speaker 1: the gambling edge, and he probably went to the cause.
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  Speaker 1: He probably went to the casino at the right right now.
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  Speaker 1: It depends to warm up before Vegas. That's tonight. That's tonight, Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to Vegas tonight. Hopefully I go play some cards.
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  Speaker 3: Tonight you're gonna go drive to Vegas to play cards
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  Speaker 3: and come back or just here.
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  Speaker 1: He's warming up in La before he leaves the Vagas.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Ray for running the boards as usual, Morning
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  Speaker 1: what is it? What does it? Give it up to
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  Speaker 1: our guest. It's a fellow comedian. What is it is? Canadian? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the way for all the way for well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be all the way from Canada. But he's out here
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  Speaker 1: in the land. We're talking about the one and only
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  Speaker 1: Seth Huzza everybody my son. That means he doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: your last name.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the story with the huzza thing. That's
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  Speaker 1: how he introduced him. The first time I ever met him,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot his last name and.
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  Speaker 3: Huzza. That this motherfucker just brought me up, like you
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  Speaker 3: pulled me out of a hat.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny. Out of the hat.
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  Speaker 1: What's your last name for Kelly?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Kelly, Seth Kelly man Helly?
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  Speaker 1: You do you surf?
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  Speaker 2: No have the vibe, but.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely have the vibe I used to have for it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now I just longboard because I wasn't good at it.
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  Speaker 1: Longboard still seems like kind of dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Take some skill, Okay, if you're bombing the hill, it's
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  Speaker 2: a little ding.
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  Speaker 3: Is it harder than a skateboard?
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  Speaker 2: Way easier. The wheels are bigger, the thicker, they could
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  Speaker 2: go over any rocks or anything stupid.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one thing that that kind of turned me
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  Speaker 1: off about skateboarding, where it's it's like one little rock
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  Speaker 1: and it's over. Yeah, like you're one of the games.
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  Speaker 1: You're going like this then like you hit the or
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  Speaker 1: a little crack bro.
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  Speaker 3: I was in Austin and they got those little limescooters everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: and I was ripping out here too, But I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're just different everything so far there you could get
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  Speaker 3: everywhere with them. I was driving around. They're pretty sick.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's gay to see to see a grown man
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  Speaker 3: on one, but I mean it was pretty sick to use.
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  Speaker 1: Depends like what kind of man though, Like I imagine if
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  Speaker 1: like you're in Austin, it's like what comedy comedy people, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's like what it's like a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 1: like toms are looking like.
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  Speaker 3: I see a guy in a suit, but it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, his things flapping, it just looks it just look.
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  Speaker 2: He should go.
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  Speaker 3: He was saying. I was, I use them, don't get
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  Speaker 3: me wrong. But a guy that I know there fell
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  Speaker 3: off one fucked up his knee and his face got
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  Speaker 3: fully scraped on the ground.
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  Speaker 4: He lost like four teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's fucked because there's no safety. You're just ripping
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  Speaker 3: around on these streets with them. I learned.
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  Speaker 1: I learned my lesson when I fell off and I
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  Speaker 1: went flying off a segue. You remember the little too,
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  Speaker 1: You remember the the ones that made you feel like
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  Speaker 1: Magneto where you're just like, whoa, I'm just going a
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  Speaker 1: little yeah, okay, yeah, so those dogs sweet Dog. At
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  Speaker 1: some point because we all like every it was more
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  Speaker 1: like it was a time at b Real TV where
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot more young people working here. So
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  Speaker 1: so like there was how many would you say, ray,
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  Speaker 1: like maybe five people that were rolling around in those
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  Speaker 1: things or it was like five of those hoverboards just
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  Speaker 1: chilling every time we go everywhere. So like it got
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  Speaker 1: to the point where, bro, we weren't even walking in
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  Speaker 1: the studio, like be Real called it Buddy with a
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  Speaker 1: hold on and everybody's just rolling right And then we
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  Speaker 1: get to eventually be Real had enough because the Hommie
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  Speaker 1: was played where we all were playing tag. Bro. We
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  Speaker 1: kept going into a room. We're just like all right, bro,
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  Speaker 1: like like fuck that, come and try to catch me.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like it's kind it's kind of it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like challenging for it's just four or five
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  Speaker 1: grown ass fools dog like like going and then there's
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  Speaker 1: like a little bump and I'm like close to this food.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get them and this food like like
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  Speaker 1: kind of like yeah, and like this was just does
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  Speaker 1: a home alone like like Joe Pesci, Yeah, bro, And
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  Speaker 1: he just falls on his eyes. This jar of fucking
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  Speaker 1: the most delicious, like I'm talking about premier, top tier nugs,
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  Speaker 1: flies in the air and it hits the floor, fu
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  Speaker 1: and be real fucking stops DJing or some ship and
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  Speaker 1: he's just like, all right, I don't want these fucking
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  Speaker 1: things in here anymore. He's that's it. They're dou I
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  Speaker 1: didn't fall that day, but that was what got in
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  Speaker 1: band here when I felt was I was at the
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  Speaker 1: cow Palace in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 4: Was that a fact girl strip club?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a it's a it's a it's a dope
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  Speaker 1: ass legendary venue out there, like sick ass fucking venue.
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  Speaker 1: And they used to do a lot of high times
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  Speaker 1: out there, and I was out there for one of them,
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  Speaker 1: and I was staying at this hotel and uh and
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  Speaker 1: now and dude, I was, I was on it. I
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  Speaker 1: was having a good one, right. So I remember I
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  Speaker 1: had just left the room and I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go get some ice because I'm right there chilling
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  Speaker 1: with the girl. I was there at the time, and
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  Speaker 1: and and I'm and I had you know when the
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  Speaker 1: mushrooms are wearing off, but like you barely feel them,
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  Speaker 1: Like this is like you're on the comedown. You already
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  Speaker 1: eat food out, yeah, And I'm like, I'm like, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some ice. So I go with the
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  Speaker 1: hoverboard dog, going to get the ice dog, and I
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  Speaker 1: fucking go. I'm like a magneto with the fucking ice Tael.
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  Speaker 1: It's all the way there. I'm like, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this is the most it feels pretty cool to fight.
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  Speaker 1: Take now. It's this is what we don't have jet
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  Speaker 1: packs dogs straight up because because this is how much
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  Speaker 1: I was doing with this. So I was doing everything
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  Speaker 1: with this. So I go fucking rolling in the hallway dog,
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  Speaker 1: and this is carpet dog. You know how people leave
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  Speaker 1: their fucking food outside of the fucking door. Dog. I
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  Speaker 1: thought everything was clear, but there was a utensil like
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  Speaker 1: a fork or a fucking thing that was standing outside
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  Speaker 1: the trade dog. I go over that ship. I flew
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  Speaker 1: like five doors, like when I'm talking about it, I
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  Speaker 1: flew dog. I like went like this, and I did,
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  Speaker 1: and I burn. I burned all this because I was
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  Speaker 1: like sliding on the floor and I just remember seeing
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  Speaker 1: doors as I was on the floor like toom toom,
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  Speaker 1: and then I fucking hit the end. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: sober now, like I'm talking about you on the water
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  Speaker 1: like ah, Like I fucking hit the wall like a
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  Speaker 1: splat fucking hand. And then one lady comes out, She's like,
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  Speaker 1: are you okay, And I'm just like yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: I just fell and then like I got up and
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  Speaker 1: I got the ice, but half the ice went from
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  Speaker 1: my back. Yeah, those things, those things are dangerous. Dog
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  Speaker 1: happened to those things? I used to take. All it
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  Speaker 1: takes is a getting to hurt on them. Is that
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  Speaker 1: the is that the tester straight? I want to try
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  Speaker 1: to test. Yeah, they're both here. That one. That one's uh,
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  Speaker 1: that one's this one. Okay, first of all, so what's up?
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  Speaker 1: What did you get on the reason we're blazing different
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  Speaker 1: flavors and we're sharing actually because we don't share it
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  Speaker 1: in there, not like that was we We always were.
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  Speaker 1: We have our own hash hole and ship and most
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  Speaker 1: of the time, but tell them where you went? So
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  Speaker 1: went to hasholes and donuts on the weekend. It happened.
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  Speaker 1: It happened. Okay, go on happen. Yeah. Uh it was
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool, good event live. They had fucking performers there
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  Speaker 1: this time again fight last time. Any midgets. There was
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  Speaker 1: a midget yeah, but just shopping or actually on the spot.
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  Speaker 1: He was working, yeah, man, a working major around uh
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  Speaker 1: and yeah it was good. Real Black Sea performed fucking
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  Speaker 1: roughly the Plug performed. It was called National Hashole Day
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  Speaker 1: out of Waiians for roughing the plug. Yeah yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: already know, come out for fucking wrapping the plug. There
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  Speaker 1: was this guy who had some fire and I bought
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of different sevens, you know, seven meaning quarters
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  Speaker 1: or orders wherever you want to come from, seven grams,
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  Speaker 1: just to try even the homies pineapples Z Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This one's good.
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  Speaker 1: Let me try that one, pineapples. Eddy didn't roll that
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  Speaker 1: one fat enough. It's all paper, bro, I know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how he rolls it. That's how he rolls his
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  Speaker 1: his fucking blunt. Bro. Like, well, the blunt is all right, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: At the end, it's like just takes nothing like tobacco.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I'm like, Bro, it's like i feel
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  Speaker 1: like I'm wasting it. But then I'm like, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: more tobacco anything. But I don't smoke tobacco like that
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  Speaker 1: you do.
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  Speaker 3: I just hear it hating I wrote some of the
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  Speaker 3: most beautiful blunts in the world. Is that the homies noise?
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  Speaker 1: Yo, that's the beat Boxers.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that.
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  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They put it back down every time Daddy speaks dog. Come,
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  Speaker 3: that's crazy, bro. I've made that exact noise from my
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  Speaker 3: ass when I farted once.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that not from my ass, but I've heard
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  Speaker 1: that noise from like you know, when you're when you're
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  Speaker 1: when your gut and your stomach makes noise, but it's
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  Speaker 1: like some random noise that you're just like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: fucking die, bro, Like something like that doesn't sound or
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  Speaker 1: has you Have you ever been scared like that or
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  Speaker 1: like your body or like I already said this before,
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  Speaker 1: where like I have numerous times where I'm like, WHOA,
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  Speaker 1: I guess this is all you wrote because I did
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  Speaker 1: too much from the bag, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So obviously I've had that moment, But have you ever
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  Speaker 1: had a moment where you're just like.
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  Speaker 3: You know, so, when I hurt my back really badly
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  Speaker 3: just before I moved out here.
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  Speaker 1: When you can watch it on his latest specially everybody.
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  Speaker 3: No, when I hurt my back, I basically slipped the
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  Speaker 3: disc when I stood up from.
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  Speaker 1: The dead list like what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I was doing deadlifts in the gym, and when I
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  Speaker 3: stood up under Johnny's supervision, you know, yeah, basically and
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  Speaker 3: you know what happened. It felt like you know when
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  Speaker 3: you pull a lobster meat out of the thing right
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  Speaker 3: and you.
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  Speaker 1: Just get that it's just perfect.
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  Speaker 3: I felt that like my top was coming off from
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  Speaker 3: my bottom. I just felt like my body separated for
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  Speaker 3: a second, it went and then I just dropped.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, that's how bad.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 3: Like I not stretched, No, it was like something about
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  Speaker 3: I guess I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: My core wasn't flexed or something, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I went up, my bottom of my
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  Speaker 3: body didn't come up with me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, well, you know what, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: would have felt, You know what I felt. My trainer
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  Speaker 1: would have said, he's like, you see why you stretched.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been so mad. I'm like, what the
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  Speaker 1: fucker become an opiate addict because of this ship? Bro,
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  Speaker 1: Like dude, I instantly dropped. I couldn't move. You cry,
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  Speaker 1: be honest, I wasn't crying, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I was screaming, okay, like but like how how like ah?
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  Speaker 3: Or like hysterically screaming like in so much pain crying? No,
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  Speaker 3: like I was screaming like I I was in so
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  Speaker 3: much pain that you get in that you cried, bro,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't cry in that moment. I just
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  Speaker 3: the thought of it, I'm I know I would have
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  Speaker 3: about no screaming. You adrenaline is rushing, there's so much
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  Speaker 3: fucking going on, everything gets okay, yeah, because that's when
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  Speaker 3: the adrenaline cap is is like everything gets I never
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  Speaker 3: the only time I passed out from the pain was
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  Speaker 3: at one time after this happened.
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  Speaker 4: I was at home.
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  Speaker 3: I was laying on the floor and I needed I
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  Speaker 3: needed water, So I fucking turned on my back, I
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  Speaker 3: got on my knees and I stood up, and as
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  Speaker 3: I stood up, I had a spasm and then I
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  Speaker 3: just remember waking up on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: I just the pain knocked me out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, usually the Indian people are supposed to be stretchy.
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  Speaker 1: I think we all learned that from like stretchy.
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  Speaker 4: Why are stretchy?
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  Speaker 1: Yo yoga dodg limb Like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't fucking stretch.
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  Speaker 2: We should We're bad Indians.
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  Speaker 3: You're bad.
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  Speaker 4: You're Indian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm half Indian.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: That's a cool story. You gotta you gotta hear what
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  Speaker 3: the other.
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  Speaker 4: Half of them is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm half white?
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  Speaker 3: What is the white?
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  Speaker 2: What is the white? My mom's white?
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  Speaker 4: What is she?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Tell them why your mom's an ex stripper? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think I think I've heard the joke.
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  Speaker 2: I know you've heard that.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I saw I think he reposted there. I saw it,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, I'm gonna ask him if
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: this is even true? That is crazy.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: He's the only ending guy I know who his mom
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: is a stripper. But she's white though, that's what I'm saying.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: It's not like but it's not like.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: That's that's very what the white girl think like strippers
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: coming off shape. I'd I'd be shocked if it was like,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: like I went from fucking tech support to fucking give
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: you a fucking lap dance, bro, that's fucking like, that's
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: impressive support, lap support. Have you tried sticking it and
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: is taking it out I have even jerking it off.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now that's so. How old are you though, I'm
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: twenty five?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, damn bro, So you're like your mom was hold
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: is your mom my?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Mom my mom quin is stripping way before I was born.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, So she's like a o g og.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: She's an og. She's a veteran bro. She's like, uh,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: glory days are done.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Like she was there when it was rules.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, I hope so yes?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: What was that? Like? I was, I was, did you
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: have all the toys?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: What do you mean all the toys?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: The toys?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I have homies that Oh you mean all the toys?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Bro, my all my like my homies Jeordan and Eddie,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: like all the all the girls that like they know
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: are all strippers and bro. Like when I got to
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: like when I would to hang out with this was
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: like I would and I to know them and like
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Bro Pitchers would buy their kids all the fucking toys.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: PS five motherfuckers have all the Jordan's. It's a different
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: time back then. It's like how the old rappers back
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: in the day don't have that much money because.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: They weren't making money like the new rappers.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Strippers were been making money.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Regardless their strippers.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: There was money for their time. I imagine, how did she
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: do well?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: She stopped stripping way before I was born.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Did she cash out? Did she cash out?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. My dad said that was something that
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: he liked about her. She had she had money. Okay,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: they're good, but she ended up running my dad's businesses.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: What did your dad do?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: My dad had an Indian food restaurant and a dry cleaners.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid eye, that's what it made me say, pooty, pooty.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so AI was wrong. I guess
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: so ah, you know what, just because just because I
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: didn't go with mango last ye okay, niddy that that's
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: my fucking foot in the door for the for the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: fucking Indian food. Yeah. My lady was telling me all
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: about it. She was like, you've never had one. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: was like, you know, I feel about.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: It, man, just start hitting the wall.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, stop right there, what is that? It's
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: like a fucking mango milkshake, bro, not a milkshake, but
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I it's like a switch.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Mango shake basically.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mingoed milkshake.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Does it make an Indian food if it's.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Like more yogurt, it's like yogurt based is your.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Dad like Nidy's dad or he's like like he talks
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to you like fucking like super Indian and shit.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Uh no, my dad he like kind of has an
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Indian accent, but he grew up in Texas when from
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: the age of like eleven or twelve, so he has
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: this like damn, that's like what the.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: He does His Indian accent is not his dad's voice,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: is not an Indian a real Indian.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Accent the way he does it, do it my dad's voice? Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Like hey boy, what are you doing?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Boy? What? Yeah, it's weird, Yeah, dud. Dad's like remember
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: when I Pooh was trying to get citizen ship but
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: then he fucking he's like hello Homer. Yeah yeah, like
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: like that's exactly what it revised me of. I'm like, Yo,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: it's never been any kind of talks like that. You
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: ever seen that guy who's like, what's up my niggas? Yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and he tells him. He's like he throws up some signs,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: not even gangs. He's just like, I can make you
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: this shirt and then all this ship. That guy's fucking down.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Some of those guys like their advertisement. They get so
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: much business though, Bro, But they're like those guys are
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: the plugs.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Because they're they're social there. What do you think they're
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: tex support. They know all the trends before you do,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: so they're on it making these videos because they know.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Why don't you ride us some good ship Niddy the fun.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm on your side. I'm not with them.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: They're the smart Indians. I'm here with these guys.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: There's a number of Indians.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: On the podcast Consumer.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Calling my phone to scam me too.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: It''s like, no, no, Giddy Niddy is one step two
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Russell beaters. Yeah, that's the top. Yeah, like not scamm
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: not scam another. That's crazy, Sam Indian on Indian scamming.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Is that a thing?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: There's Indian people all over this world. Let's say America
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: started and like, let's say the country started going to war.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: America drafts people, and all the countries are drafting. If
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I had to go to war for Canada, no matter
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: where I went to fight, you guys would just run
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: to America. But if every country was doing was drafting people,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: no matter where I went to fight, I'd probably end
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: up fighting with another Indian guy somewhere at least some point.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Came up with them.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You know, there's too many of us everywhere. Eventually, just
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: got to kill your own. I'm like, fuck it, I'm here.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I'm fighting with the fucking Mexican and the Salvadorian.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Let's go all right.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: It's like rob, that's like how that's how apes go
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: to war? Like like it's like it's like a society
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: thing for like he could be running with the click
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, these shoos are like, hey,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you don't cut it no more. Last time we got down,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: he didn't fuck he wouldn't hold his own and then
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: they fucking fuck you up jail style. I saw this
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: whole fucking series about monkeys dog the Planet of the
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Apes movies were set. I'm not talking about planeting. IM
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: talking about it's like some serious ship where like they
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: followed the tribe through the Yeah, like I watched that. Yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and then one of those fools got smoked. Then they
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: just left his body there. I was like, that's cold.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, yeah, after they fucked him up
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: with there was like remember when they killed Joe Peshi
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, after all we've been through. That's
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: how you go. That's animal instinct. I think about it. Dog,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: do you think we as humans would do because some
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: species dog, if they know you're like weak, they the
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: old mom will kill you, you know what I mean?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Like that, like like the mom will fucking smother the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: fucking baby cat is not that she's like, hey, they
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: don't need this one has down syndrome. Fuck it, like
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, for real dogs, it's a real thing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: That's what the Spartans did. If you were retarded, they
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: would throw you off the cliff.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Sometimes animals, remember you watch you don't watch I didn't
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: watch three hundred.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's right, He's right. Yeah, that's that was That's
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: So like mo Bro.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And then and then to top it off, if you
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: if you're like yo, this boy is kind of pussy,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: send him in the forest. Like Bro's twelve dogs.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Came back on man, fucking this is our sparta Yeah now,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: but that I mean because animals do that ship all
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: the time, Bro, Like yeah, like like they they won't
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: still stop taking care of like the runs like a squirrel.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, scroll would just be like fuck it, we're taking
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: the good ones and then we're leaving this one.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: For bird food yep yep.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I was gonna say, like humanity has
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: they has had a history of doing that too.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: There are also those videos of like a random possum
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: hanging out with a squirrel and a fucking fox and
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: they're all just fucking chilling.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: That's a I you're in now, dude for it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Those videos are coming out before send you this video.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: But it seems like something Yeah, now you've seen this
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: ship random animals chilling together, not killing each other.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: No, I've seen that even in Long Beach. I've seen that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: That's fucking crackheads.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: But then again, like animals are like dudes, dude, isn't posesome.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It's all this ship happens. All the animals are fucking
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: like evolving with this ship too. Bro. Like, I saw
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: this video that tripped me out the other day that
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: showed like how rats Like, there's like these fools even
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: though it's all pitch black, they like film these fools
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: at night right and a place where there's bats and ship.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: These fools were hunting for bats just off a fucking
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like hearing type of ship. So in the dark you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: see these fools just catching mid air and just eating
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: the eating the bats. So it's like rats eating bats, dog,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and like some of these animals are like if I'll
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: being with it, just like, hey, bro, what else are
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: we gonna eat? Let's start killing everything else?
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: You want to hear about rats?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: When I was in New York, these things are just
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: running across everywhere. They're building, They're they're building tunnels, They're
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: doing all the ship And I'm not talking about those
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: mice thingies. I'm talking about those little hats. You guys
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: are not for that. You guys don't want I don't
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: know what happened with those tunnels in New York. You
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: guys don't give a fuck no way they did. I mean, listen, bro,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: everybody needs a good lawyer.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: If you want to play in the dirt, that's not
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: my fucking problem. Bro, Go play in the tunnel all
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you want. How is this? Yeah, what are they doing?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're playing down there?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: What you listen, Bro, it's not my tradition, like like
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: like I'm not I'm not here to fucking worry about
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: what little hat people are doing. They've been doing quite
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the amount of things real while.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I think the scary ones are the big hats.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: You know, those hats are so expensive. Dog, Yeah, yeah,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the fucking big furry hats. Dog. Those ships are like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: nineteen thousand dollars, bro, if it's real fur like the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: starter one is like twelve k, And I'm like, oh,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: who the fuck's been in twelve k on a fur hat?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: They are? They are. I think you graduate from a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: little hat to the big hat, like.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: A turban, because that's how it is. You've seen the
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: little turban starts, turban started, starter turb It's just a
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: small ball.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: What I guess, what do you mean you have to yeah, okay.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you've never seen a little kid with
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: a turban and they don't have the big turbine right away,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: they get just a little ball and then as they
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: grow up they get the bigger one.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Just keep adding more later. Just I think it's just
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: from that today. Have you never seen the starter turbinge? No,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you're lying.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: You've never seen a Punjabi guy in your life, a
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: seek guy in your life?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what. Okay, every time he's been
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: a grown man, so like it's been like a proportional
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: fucking sized turban too, like the guy's fucking head like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: He's not hanging around.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Boy yo, right, can you pull it up? Well, he
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: probably still could. The TV's is not on.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: But you pull up an Indian man with a turban,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: but as a child, so you can see the starter turbine.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, now you're gonna fucking fuck up his algorithm by
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: child turban.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you didn't know what that was. Remember, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: know what Somalians are. I know we have to learn together.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: The President to the president apparently has had enough of
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: them and he's kicking them out too. Dog.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Starter turbing is a little turbune.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Oh there's like three raps instead of ten.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just one little one little ball. And then
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: they grow up and then they get the bigger turbine.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: You've seen it? How have you not seen it?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: So? Is that the one we always see? So then
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: what's the big turbine?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: What's the fault? The final form of Turbine's the one
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you guys are thinking about, right, Sultan stuff the classic turbine. Listen, dog,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: leverybody do what he needs to do, all right, don't
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: stress right on, all right, dog, you'll fucking throw the
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: whole computer at your hast dog. So who's going snowboarding?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Apparently exavier dog? You know, the whole every time. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: just kept checking the stories and I was like, how's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the leg? I was like, you better take care of
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that leg? I told I told him. I was like, hey,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: for your dog, better not be dying. Bro. You never
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: taking your dog out anywhere? Dog? And I was like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you start taking him all of a sudden. I was like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you better be not be dying. I was not in
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: shape and ship. Yeah, like, first of all, bulldog is
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: never going to be in shape. Yeah, pets dog, I.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Have a My brother is a boxer dog. I'm around.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I guess it's not my dog, but like, yeah, she's
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: like my knees.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I supposed to have a lot of health problems a boxer.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I had one before. I had a boxer mix with
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: mas for like ten years.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have like a lot of health problems. Homie
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: be like ten he got cancer. Yeah, the homie Aton
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: has one. He's had. This is the second one. And
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: then dog, let me tell you dog, this was just
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: this one has cancer. I mean it's.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Already how old he's like six? Bro?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Six?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has, like, yeah, it's like spread already too.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: So he's young thugs and I'm just like, dude, I'm like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that's tough. And the last one I think only lived
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: up to be like nine or ten.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: So yeah, always like this one.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: What you never seen one?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: No? Now I want one of those. Yeah, I have
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: seen that. I didn't know if that's what that meant.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: You know where I've seen those turbans at and like
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the liquor store. Yeah yeah, like with like somebody in
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: there that works there either wearing one or like they
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: sell them there.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Younger kid, they don't sell those younger ones.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Actually, their hair, it's a long hair rolled up in
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: a ball and they put a thing over it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That's what's even under the big turbute.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Their hair rolled up into the ball, that little thing,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: and then they wrapped the big trivene over it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: When they do that, they look like the closest thing
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I could think of Martians looking like they have a
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: little ball.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bro, it's like that's crazy. So it's just
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: like a big bald hair, is that? Why is that?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Why do any your fools like lose their hair because
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of the turbine?
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Pull back the hairline by having it twisted up too tight.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's a possibility, but I feel like, I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like fifty Indian guys with hair
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: and not hair.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of older
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Indian fools with hair like straight up dog, there's hair
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: stripper mom.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's more my dad's side. Man, that's your
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: side because he has curly hair.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your mom bald?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: No?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Is your mom bald stupid dog?
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Like is your dad bald?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Kind of? I don't he he has a bald spot,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: but he's got a full his hairlines stayed strong.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Gabor has a bald spot. Everybody's gonna get a bald spot. Eventually,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: you got a bald spot.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Of those negative bald guys, I don't like that about.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: He's like impossible. He doesn't give a fuck. He's like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: content with him.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: And you're like, no, dude, proportion sized head, negative, have
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: a perfect head.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you you have a good head too, So quick complaining, complain,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: you're just like a hair shame.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what he's gonna suck when he
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: his hair enjoy because he has like a Tommy Pickles head.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Does he Yeah, he does. Like you know, you remember
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you're how like you don't like wavy. It's just I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: know that under all that, and when he has to
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: shave it, he's gonna look weird. It's gonna have like.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: The doctor just squeezed too hard on the way out.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: He got stuck halfway out and they took a break.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: They took a break and then he went out. But yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: he has like a Tommy Pickles his head. Some foods
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: just can't like. It's like, hey, bro, if you go bald,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it's not the end of the world. If you have
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: like a mister clean size head.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: But then you're can be proud. You're like, hey, my
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: mom's pluss was tight. Guy, so the shape and shaped
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: my head.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: She just took half way halfway out, she started smoking cigarette.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Yeah, no, but his his boss looks like
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: a little hat.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: If you have if you have a c section and
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: you have a weird head, that's just God what what
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: God intended?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Are you? Do you have a boss spot? Like are
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you are you have a scars? I mean you have
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a pretty good solid set of hair maybe, but you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: know what it is because he doesn't wear hats either, though, Bro,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I've never seen him wear hats at all.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're not wearing a hat. If you're
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: gonna have hair, you're gonna have.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's a myth, bro, the hat thing.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if you're gonna have hair, you're gonna
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: have hair. It's not like, Oh, no, I wore a
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yankees hat and now I'm going bald.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: That's not the Yankees. But apparently it comes from your
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: mother's side. That's why I asked him, your mom's bald? No,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it does your hair for men, it comes from your
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: mother's side.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You can google that does that. No, that does make
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: sense though, because because all my uncles from like my
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: mom's side, those we are all bald about it, you
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But the like my dad's side,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: my grandpa has a full set of hair. My dad
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: has a full set of hair.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Tell you from your mother's side, like you bastards?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting? Interesting? That definitely makes me mad. That's the only
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: one I'd be really mad though, Like what would be it
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: would be worse dog you think it'd be? What would
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you equivalent to, like losing it? Like what would you
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: replace with losing your hair instead of losing it, I
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: can be your trade, would you trade? I could lose
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: something else, like losing an eyes height? Whatinky? To take
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: my hair all day? Bro?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I want to.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Take my hair all day?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Bro? I like to you just lose one you know
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: one one eye that's hard of hair?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pinky to cut off your pink? I though that ship.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Would sock bro, Like, no, we're not doing that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Get an eyepatch? Do get an electric eye? I walk
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: around like snake, you know from Like, would you give.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Against to have a full head of hair and never
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: be able to go facial hair again?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Just take longer? Like maybe comes in in your forties
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: instead of whenever. You probably got it when you were.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Like no, I wouldn't give up anything for anything.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I like that about yet you wouldn't give up anything?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Then you're not.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: You haven't fucking got him juiced to the l a
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: way yet. I was like, you haven't fully been docunated yet. Dog.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I was like it, you're gonna be like you know what, dog,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you ever seen these fucking six packs? It just fucking
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: look just chiseled as fuck.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Nitty's a low key getting a little jack lately. I
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: was making fun of him because he posts his progress picks.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I was just like, but he started, I have to
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: med and I hate to him, man, but he's getting
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: some tone. Look at him, guy Big was jacked Jack.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to be nice, eating healthier.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Now, good, look good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I've been buying groceries again, cooking for yourself.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I stopped doing that for a while.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: So what are you cooking a lot of eggs? Eggs?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: A lot of every fucking dish has like five eggs,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: dog protein because I don't take protein powder or anything,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: So a lot of chicken eggs and fish.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You ever thought about just injecting steroids? No protein?
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, dude, that ship protein powder makes me
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: fucking you know, I don't know what it gives you,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: harburd right, No, it makes me.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: That's what he said about the little shakes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: It gives you all those no, those fucking anything with preservative.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: So those fake ones you can get, like, not those
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: fake ones, but those thirty grand ones from the ones
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: rock Sampson Drinks, the ones you get, yeah, the ones
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: you get from the fucking convenience store and ship.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: No, I when I did take protein I'd buy my
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: own protein bags and do myself. And that's fine, is
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: my protein. But no more powders or anything. All natural
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: dog off food and ship.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Just fucking chuttingy with dirt.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, that's what you get?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: What is that? Okay? I thought he pulled it up.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He is, like, there's no dirt chutney, bro.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Indian foods really good?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Have you had?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You've had Indian food? You've never had Indians Indian food?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Or is that that's? What? Was that?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Like? Persian food?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: How did I tell you?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: It's their food?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: It's very good, thummas and vegetables and.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Downstairs real quick?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: How finally the gay guys lead.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Can you name a good Indian restaurant here? No?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Not out here? Family had a really good.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Is this spot? What's that?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Lambriani is like a rice dish with rice and meat
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: in it. Lambrianni is probably the best one kind of
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: meaning out here, like lamb or beef for chicken fish
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: even you can choose them.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You guys have a lamb chop plate.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: A lamb chop plate. No, but it's lamb on the bone.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Interesting in the rice?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Erryani?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Is it so what soup places are you taking me
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: to tomorrow?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: You guys are getting soup.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: We're going for soup tomorrow.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I got to hold hands to.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Soup is gay?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know you ever had a could be.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: That? Oh that's great. I love balls meatball soup.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go for that, like Mexican meatball soup.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Like soup soup. We asked what our favorite soups is, Now.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: What is your favorite soup?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I like so many different kinds of soup. One of
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: my favorite soups is French onion soup.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That's a good soup.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I never have French, never have onion.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: And it has the cheese on top. Good French onion soup. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I like a good chowder.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I like tomato soup with the girlled cheese.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: But like what kind of tomato soups?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't get that deep. I don't know, amateur with
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: the tomato.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Soup that's white people's like.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Canned Campbell's tomato soup, like like whatever they have at
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: like the Swingers restaurant in l A.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Does that have any kind of meat or is it
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: all just vegetables? No meat?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: You meating the tomato soup some.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Kind of protein.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you do, proteins called it protein tomato tomato.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Have you tried Persian food?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Of course, you know what I've been craving. Mother
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: fucking bakolo. Yeah, so fucking bacco ba bro.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: This guy went and did everything you're doing outside the
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: whole time. He's like, that's where you guys have thought though, man, Like, yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I got the mind up an elephant.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes dogs, I don't just have the size bach you saying, yeah, hord.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Is.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: This place down the street called Eno Wars has good
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: black you know, I don't know black of us too sweet.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: It's just it's dipped in honey, right whatever, it's it's
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: bred and molasses.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Rightlasses, it's not even honey, it's bread and molasses. It's raw.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Fire.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I love a good black Leva.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You like it, right? I've had bak ice cream and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: it was pretty good. I mean with a piece of
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: ice cream. No, like no, I'm talking about like like
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you know how Cold Stones doesn't know there's there's a
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: there's a spot at Disney, California. No, this downtown Disney
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: where they sell like only only crazy ice creams. But
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: there's like it's like a franchise where like That's why
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I tried like weird ice creams broke because but I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: see them them all in different places. I wish I
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: remember the name, but they the first time I tried
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: this pair and blue cheese ice cream, Dog, that ship
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: was amazing.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, and.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: First time where did you get something like that?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: It's ice cream place? This ice cream place in downtown
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Disneyntown Disney is it's a side theme from Disney. No,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: it's just a city walk of Disneyland. You know what
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You don't even have to pay to
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: go in there.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Anaheim, just downtown Salt in Straw.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What is is that? What it's called is that ice
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: cream place? Salt and Straw. That's where I got the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: pair and the blue cheese ice cream and the bottle
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: of the ice cream. Hair sounds that's crazy, you guys?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Do you guys like Gelatto?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: What is Isn't that just ice cream?
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: It's Italians Italian.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think i've had legit Gelatto.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I had this bisc off Gelatto, those cookies.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: In Barcelona, in Barcelona, the Donald's and Barcelona has bisk
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: off flurry and that ship is amazing. Biscoff is fire. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: that sounds I would ask for extra bas Off isa
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Ash right there, now, extra bask Off? Can I have
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: extra dark beauty? Butter invented bisk Off? Fucking probably a
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: fat that's a definite. Can I get an extra one
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: on the plane?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You know that's who golf.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: You're gonna give them who invented bisk offs.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Offer? Okay, Well, how would you feel about a product
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: that everybody fucking like like that? If you find out
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: somebody is evil as Hitler made it?
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Bens?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Like what bens? You go? Boss?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: How many covers x.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Nazi and x Nazi family of sick name?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: He's delicious?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Those people always sound fat, but they're not always fat,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you know what it's about? Like chocolate? Yeah, like I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: just fucking featured like a fat person dog. Yeah no,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: but that that's but okay Mercedes though, but like no, you.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Go boss Fulkswagen.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Offensive to the little hats.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: We're supposed to all be offended.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: By it, every but we're really not.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: You know, did you go to school?
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Are you not offended?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Are you not fucking I remember, bro, they took me
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: down to the River to the Museum of Tolerance.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: No, what is that?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Okay? Dog? So you know you know that there's a
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: part where you're going down the tunnel of shame? What okay? Dogs,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I got in trouble for this for my teacher, what
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: is it? Hold on? What is the Museum of Tolerance?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Museum of Tolerance is no, no, We're gonna get kicked out.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a museum. It's a museum that shows like
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: the whole struggle of like the Holocaust, bro Okay, literally
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like like in detail, stretain people an example, and all
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: this stuff. And there's this like a tunnel where like
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: you enter it, it's like you have to get you know,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like, you know the prisoners, and it's like
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: these are all the words that people recalled at that time,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you know, they were offensive, and it was just like yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and then and I remember like it was like faggot,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and then I was I remember just fucking dying, bro.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: And then like it's like, excuse me, come here. And
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I was just like like I just literally got in
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: trouble that they were about to make me wait in
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the boss.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Bro, he's gonna ruin it out.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: They thought I was like, wasn't it the Jewish one
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: doing it? Was the fucking doesn't even have anything to
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: do with this place. But then later I learned that
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: those fools were getting chased down to there just wasn't
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that many of them, you know, it was a secret thing.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Those couldn't just lied, like, no, dude, watch me us
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: some pose?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: She man, are you gay?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: No? You never see that. Fucking fucked up me once.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I fucked up, But it's fuking hilarious. It was like, yo, like,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: like real ship, what is it? Rosa Park could have
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: been lying, you know, women be lying about everything. They
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: probably just asked her to scoot over. I was fucking
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: dying when I fucking read that ship dog, because I'm like, yo,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: low key, that's when you become a conspiracy theorist. The
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: fuck noone like what if it just Loki told her
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: to screw over? She went to her husband. He was like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: can you believe this ship? You know what I mean.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not discrediting her, I'm just saying because we all
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: thought Harriet Tubman was like he was a fucking dealer,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: bro of like slaves. She was just like, yo, so
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you're looking for like a big one and then she'll
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: tell the She'll tell somebody should be like, yeah, man,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I'll help you break out. And then on the other side,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: another slave owner paid her.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Is that the conspiracy or is that true?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's the you know, conspiracy or the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: hidden truth.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: But she was running, she was helping out with the
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: underground railroad. There had to be at least some Indian
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: people on the dude, it's not even it's not even.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking Jewish people just making tunnels dogs.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: You know, that was an actual underground railroad. They were
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: just like running around.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a train, bro what I mean, it was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: like foods.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: It was I'm saying to people along the way, because
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: who also are going to sell them black of miles?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: They had that Pocketer ticket from the field. You know,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: it's fucked up. Imagine imagine how the fucking like, you know,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: how there were slaves. They will get fucked by like
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: the food that is in the house and get pregnant, right,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I imagine how like you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: felt out, how they felt. They're just like, man, this
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: was fucking was all about me, and now he's has
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to beat me up, Like you know what I mean
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, because yeah, the girl, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's like this feeling. She probably
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: got promoted. You got to be indoors. Yeah, you think
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: that this lady has.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: The closest experience. He's a mixed kid. He could tell
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: us he's not half black.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: B Uh. I've seen this one thing about like they
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: have like a white white guilt, like a church thing, right,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: and this is black guy and yeah, bro, and he
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: was just like and he puts these heavy ass shackles
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: right on there, and it's like nothing but like white
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: people signed up. And he's like he puts the shackles
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: on him, and he's like, welcome to America. How do
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you feel? And then the fucking white lady starts crying
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: and ship she's like it feels horrible. And then the
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: black guy he was like, Yo, give me some tissues.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And then like, you know, it's pretty much like a
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: whole shame type of experience. Damn did you go on?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: How does it feel? Just laughing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You get kicked out?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: It's not a ride, sir. I blog it, Yo. How
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: heavy are these chains? I dazzle them? Bro're like no, bro,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it could be different dazzle technically, I mean, you know,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: like that's what jewelry is. That's what jewelry is.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Dog is just.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking but dazzle chains, modernist chains. Spend your money on gold,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: give your money, talk to the little hats, right back to.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Him a little take it back to the tunnel we
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: got here.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You know what I said? I mean seeing not everything,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: like you get those things in your algorithm. It was
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: like bad Opra episode and then it's like this one
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: episode where like it's like I couldn't find the whole episode,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: but it just so this clip and it's just like
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: this lady. She was like, yeah, you know, we're like
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: a Jewish family, but we do Satanic rituals. Yeah, Like
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. He's like, we do say tantic rituals behind
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: closed over and she's like, and you guys just pretend
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to just be like a normal Jewish family out there.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He's like yeah, but there's like multiple of us all
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: over all over America, and like that episode is banned.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: On really yeah, And I'm just like, how did you
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: find it?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I saw the clip and then it was a whole
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: breakdown the conspiracy. Conspiracy a little bit.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I like the nine to eleven stuff. I like the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: nine eleven stuff. I think I like, uh, I think
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: the note on the spot because this is on the internet.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: When you say something on the internet, it's fucking it's
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: there forever, it's there forever.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I'll say this. I'll just say this.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, not like that.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I think nine eleven was an inside job. I'll say that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Who did it? I don't know.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: We've been saying it the whole time.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: George she will, George Bush, which on all.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: You ever seen those videos of when the fools jumped
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: off the towers and they like fucking like, yeah, that's sad, man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: But like you really think the stairs were on fire
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: it was just so hot, or you think those fools
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: are Do you think those fools are just like fuck,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: we're on four or sixty, there's no even if I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: do fucking start going for the stairs, like I didn't
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: make it, like the crash, That's what I'm saying. The
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: fools that jumped off rest in peace. Like those fools
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: they didn't fuck it. They jumped off because the stairs
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: were on fire already.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, there was some people that just were trapped
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: because the nearest exits were all on fire, the elevators
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: weren't working, the stairs were stopped. They had no option.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: They were either like just cook because it was getting hot,
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: because it's on fire, damn, or you could have just
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: waited till it just Some people didn't know there was
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: going to collapse, right, how do they even know?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That's true? Well, you don't expect it to collapse. Usually
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it burns and then that's what I'm saying.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: So, but people who jumped.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Where they jumped from under the crasher over on top
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: of Yeah, so they had no choice, Well they did
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: have choice right the way.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Down, or they know it's gonna No one expected the
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: building to fall.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: There was like a lot of smoking fire, and then
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: they couldn't.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: That supposedly there was charges in all the stairs. So
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you think, you think, you think, because you think because
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: of that, like they should like install like parachutes on
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: top of those buildings, take one and go, Like I mean,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't be a bad idea, though, Like for as
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: much money as they make this ship as high as
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, God forbade something like that ever happens again.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: But if you got to jump off the top of
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: the building. I would just be like, what is illegal?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: You can if you're scared of airplanes, you can fly
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: with the parachute, which is a parachute. Just gonna look
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: at you funny, because why you re you go, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: being in that being an air trap though, like I
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: mean probability. Look at the little seatbelt that give you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It's just one little seatpelt.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: If this thing fucking goes the plane ride goes wrong,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: we're dead.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Seatbeltude. Realistically though, like even if you like you said
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you take you can take your own parachute. If you
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: take your own parachute, bro, and you jump off just
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: in time and you're over the ocean, that's gonna be
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: ten times worse. Dog, I'm gonna land in some unknown
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: water and there's gonna be sharks.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Can kill me now eating by getting eaten by shark.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Would you rather die from impact from jumping out of
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: a plane or die from getting eaten by sharks?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Slowly?
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Oh man?
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And what impact impact?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can fly. I gotta get blown to spit
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: ofreens though, you know what I mean, Like it's gotta
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: be like just like I gotta be fit food because
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to. I don't want no survival
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: chance at that point.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: But you the same thing with the well, I guess
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: with the shark, eventually you'll drown.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to drown. That sounds like the
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: worst alive and drowned.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: So would you rather you're gonna drown regardless unless it
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: kills you with one bite? Who's gonna drag you?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: What would be the worst being eaten by shark or alligator?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Alligator?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Sharks don't eat you, they just bite you.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: And so I think the alligator just like, no, man,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I feel like the alligator the way they twist their bodies,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: they're breaking your bones versus a shark.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that's true because even in the water when
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the alligator, that ship is like a death Yeah, rip
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: your arm out that and then it calls O their homies.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: It's like yo, yo, we got with and then everybody's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: like they fucking just rip you apart. A shark attacks
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: like bite like they just bite you, bro, and they're
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like human like McDonald's yeah, because they don't have people.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You never heard o a shark ate. Somebody's always a
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: shark bit this. Shark.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Sharks are a little yeah shucks, don't like they kill people.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: They rip limbs. Yeah, you could bleed out, that's how
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you leave you. But what he say is that like
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: they don't fucking like swallow you, like to eat you, bro,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Like they might bite you and then maybe like take
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: a bite, just assholes and that like that's it, but
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: they won't. Like the smell of blood in the water,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: that's what gets it attracts more of them. But I'm
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: sure when they get there, they'll probably just take a
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: bite and then just bounce.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like sharks because when they sounds.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Like should they fucking eat a seal? They chase that
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: motherfucker down to eat it. It's like peace by piece
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: everything gets eight.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I think they do humans too, You think so.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: That one because seals are full of fat, fast, full
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: of flavormus.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: They don't eat pork like people. No, it's against our religion.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: It's like it's not.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you always hear of survivors.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: There's like and then somebody else comes.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Somebody else comes, they rip off a limb, and they're
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: like a little sassy about it, like you, they're a
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: little picky. They don't want you.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I got an answer.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: It some like salmon or something.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: It says. Short answer, No, sharks don't try to eat people,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: but when they do buye people sometimes. Here's why sharks
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: don't see humans as food. Their main diet is fish, seals,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: sea turtles, and other marine animals. Humans don't taste or
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: feel like what they normally hunt. So when a shark
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: bites a person is usually because number one mistaken identity.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Number two curiosity bite is like, I wonder, what the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: fuck this bad tastes like curiosity. And number number three,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you're in the feeding zone. Can't be in the fucking
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: feet Number four bull sharks. They're murky waters, so they're
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: pretty aggressive. And uh, that's probably why those are four
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: reasons why you might get they're curious.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Corrected, they are a fucking Muslim. You eat everything but human.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: God don't need human.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: They're just curious dog shark in the nose.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: That'll alone.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I heard that too, but I don't know, you know,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: times the size of a look bro, the size at
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the at what is the universal studios and that shark
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: comes on? I really, you know, even sometimes when I'm
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: like when I've been microdocing before and I've been on
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the right before, like ah, loky. You kind of caught
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: me off guard, you know, but like I also had
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that thought. I'm like, this is why I don't funk
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: with the ocean dog, because something out there is that big,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and you expect me to be on a fucking floating
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: thing like we.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Even explored it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: We don't know what's like like like people expect that
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: a fucking boat like that, Like the ocean animals don't
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: have homies. Like, bro, if I if I was a
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: killer whale, it'd be fucking the wheel stay podcast, fucking
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: flipping boats over dogs. See what we get, just seeing
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: what the fun we get. We're like, hey, bro, this
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: they do do that?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Dolphins well, ship they fucking ray hiller fishes and ship dolphins.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I've heard a little bit about dolphins or.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Indian probably probably the most intelligent.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Intelligence.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: What's the creature, that's for sure.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: You guys be fucking what are the working fish?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Bro? The gold goldfish like yellow.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Bro outside with goldfish, you.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Providing nothing, Probably we'd probably live in the coral reef. Dog.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of where it's all nice, it's cleaned up.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: There's no MS thirteen.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: For the last six months, it's been a few years.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Dog, this is artis capital. I'm gonna go back starfish. Yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Niddy would be a starfish, not doing ship all day,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Good life, Bro, You're jealous.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: You're just You're jealous, fucking jealous. I don't have any
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: motivation and I lay on my couch. You're jealous.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I want to get my SpongeBob on and fucking
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: go to work and fucking feel I want a crabby pad.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: That's what you would do.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: You're like, I wish I was in the ocean so
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I can make burgers down there and make friends with squirrels.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: That would be your fucking.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Motivation.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Did find you every day at the same spot until
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: some girl calls, takes you out the water or some
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: ship and tell yeah, yeah, it turns you into a
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: fucking the bathroom decoration. I remember that episode that is
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: fucking SpongeBob episode they didn't come real real life.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when did you stop watching SpongeBob when I found.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Out he was gay? Yeah?
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Look, key, I always knew I want to make that
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: and this guy's.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Open, but like one day, like they like made him
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a fucking Twitter and then he fucking I'm like first
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: of all, yeah, they gave him and I was like,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: first of all, real, yeah, a sponge was supposed to
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: be a sponge is supposed to be a sexual number one,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you know, like it can it can fuck itself if.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: They wanted to.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: How did you get born you didn't have sponge parents?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they always then how can it be a sexual?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I mean scientifically if they want to say it? So,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I just don't know why they made him gay because
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: it said, hey, today is coming out day, and guess what.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: SpongeBob is gay. And it was like this and and
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck?
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: After kids from watching this blasphemy?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like, right then, watch.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I'm Seth Kelly and I approved this message. Watch the
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: gay SpongeBob parents be mad at me. Your kids are
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: gay because I told them to watch gay SpongeBob Mondays
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: at nine pm.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: SpongeBob is It wasn't solid show. It was bro I
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: never really watched because becausen't.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: After that then they were just like he sucked dick
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: the next episode.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I thought? When I saw that,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, so he's fucking Patrick, Like I was
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: like in my head, I was like this has been
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: a whole thing. Like it's like, I wass Burdon Ernie again.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: One of his points.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched it there game, but I don't know
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Bird they were gay. I didn't see the video that
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: you guys watched.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: The bros they got cat making out in the fucking
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: break room. Well, look, technically there's one guy. Technically, look,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Google says. Google says, no, Burdon Ernie are not gay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: They are best friends. Ses to me, she stop making
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: shut up sesame. Workshops officially came out as gay.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, I'm gonna type it in Google and make
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: sure fact check you on that because I saw it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: But it feels like just some some unk news that
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: you just got some fucking unk news. SpongeBob's gay, and
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: fucking all the cartoon character have a fucking orgy.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: They came out. What's going on on television? Man?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Gay SpongeBob gay Spongebobs?
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: What is the funk? There's no other sponges? What is
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: he gay for?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I thought about it. It is your kids. The post
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: was celebrating pride. It is they shout it out, celebrating
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: pride with the l g b t Q community and
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: their allies every month, SpongeBob, some fucking teacher from nets Classified,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and then some fucking lesbian anime Bob Gay.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Well, there you have it, folks.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: He was dying. You wanted you wanted to smoke his
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: little sister bro smoke her. Yeah, he was. He didn't
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: like her like he hated her because they treated her better.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Than him, because he had cancer.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: He didn't have cancer. Was a bald kid? Doesn't make sense.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Though, maybe had alopecia A bald kid doesn't make sense.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe he had Will Smith's wife's disease alopecia.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Kid.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Watch what about Arthur?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Arthur Ocal Melon Baby? The ship called Miss Rachel, Miss Rachel.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the roly Poly OLiS heh yeah,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I remember that Wiggles watch Roly The.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Only cartoon stuff I liter like. I let her watch
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: is like what I watched Aladdin? Thanks all that ship.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: She's gonna like Indian guys now.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Ship Disney movies, the old school, the nineties, not the
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: new gay ones, no nice age I like to watch.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I say, it's funny, like the Little Squirrel, And yeah
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: that's she loved the Squirrel. Bro, That's it's funny, but
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: that she starts squishing it and she's like no, no, no, no.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: He gets out. She's like, oh yeah. Any movie that
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I think of John guzamo in it automatically pisses me
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: off because I think of the past. You in the past.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I hate that movie.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I never seen it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Don't watch I've never seen it either. But someone was
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: here last time and they were like, likes, got it up?
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Teacup House. I remember that that was the best.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Didn't last hard? Did you guys watch Bananas and Pajamas?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Did you guys have that?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Sounds familiar when you say it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: They were gay in pajamas. These guys are really gay.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Remember the bear, the bear that would come out dancing.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Bear, the Blue House. Watched that one.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I watched that one with you were like a Disney kid.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Oh I don't remember. I don't remember this at all,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: but it sounds when you said it, sounds sounds familiar.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Would you throw it down with the bananas? Nady bananas?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Those are kind of scary looking, bro. They just got
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: out of jel or what why are they?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Those are their pajamas? They're bananas, they're pajamas. They're coming
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: down the stairs.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Technically they why don't they have a raging heart on
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: because the other pause, the banana would be like, right there.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: They're bananas. They are a raging hard on, dude.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like it's like a crescent moon. So
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: if they're standing just like that, wouldn't there be like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: a fucking banana cock some sortes peaches?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Their friends were peaches on the show?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: You guys watched Arthur Arthur Arthur.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: There's the grown up version of it when they all
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: grew up like that.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: It's a Canadian show.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: You guys know that, right, No one cares, not kidding.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: That's very cool, that's very cool. That's very cool. I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: didn't know it was choice one of the kids.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: Your boy.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Nidy's like cultural fact, he is. Can you just double
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: check real quick? Yeah? That was kind of a Disney
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: guy growing up. I wasn't. I was Nickelodeon, it is.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I just watched Nickelodeon too, all day Nickelodeon, and then
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Nickelodeon turned into fucking Cartoon Network.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: You guys remember Max Keeble's Big Move.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I remember. I don't remember that movie, but I know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I watched it all right, let's get down to the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: bottom of a dog. What ruined the brook Rats. I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: don't know. You know what ruined it? They fucking added
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: dal Pickle, the stupid agent chick. They tried to make
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: fucking Chucky happy and ship like, nah, bro, they should
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: have just kept it going. Dog. The first movie was
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: pretty good, Yeah, regrets. No, not the Paris one though.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: The first one, Yeah, you don't be real, wasn't that really? Yeah,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: he was one of the singing babies in the in
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the in the waiting room.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Yeah, good show.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I should buy. I should buy the fucking movie and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: then have him sign it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: And then selling on what not?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Auto man, that's like a hidden jam right there. Though,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: who Like, did you guys ever see his name? Gotta
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: be in the past.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: That doesn't exist.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: The bunny is with the tunes, the movie with Symbat
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: that they say doesn't exist.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I've heard about that. I've never seen that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: That was Shack.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: No, it was with Simbad where he was the genie.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Originally with Simbad and then it was Shack.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: But it was an actual movie with Simbat. So yeah,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: they're trying to say doesn't exist. To trying to Nelson Mandela.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: You know I'm talking about I think I know you're
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: talking about. What about you?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: What You've never seen that original Shazam with I've never
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: seen it.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: So you've only seen the one with Shack. You don't
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: know the Mandela effect that they told us that exists.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I've seen a bunch of different movies basketball players are
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: playing basketball with bugs, Bunny. I feel like there's been
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: that's just space jam. Yeah, okay, that's what I'm thinking about.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: That's a different black guy, different movie.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of different That's what I'm saying.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: There's multiple movies basketball.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: You're also twenty five, So they use.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan's and Shack and a bunch of other guys.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: They used Lebron James made the new one.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, see, I'm fucking it's always a new black guy. Players.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Don't make me feel bad about it.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Trash bars, I think. So what about Marvel? You watch Marvel? Yeah?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I like Marvel, like spider Man a lot.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Spider Man is the best one. Spider Man and Batman,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: everything else is pretty good.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Iron Man's pretty sick. O. G Sam Raimgoblin first or second,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Toby Maguire, first or second, Toby Maguire all day.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Green Goblins the best.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Green Goblin is the best.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: She did Spider Man Dark like they did Batman, like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: The Dark Knight. Just Spider Man Dark.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I felt like they kind of did. I mean, those
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: movies are kind of dark. Uncle, whn dies they show
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: it no darker. The fights are dark. There's a lot
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: of blood, and it's like a real action.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It's good movie, don't get me wrong.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Fight scenes are incredible.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: You know what fight scenes suck because it's too much Transformers.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Transformers I don't know.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I mean now, but like the first three Transformers, but
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: after I'm not going to trash even fucking.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Buff. I was over it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, fuck this, Yeah, that's my point.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: But those first three half child.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I'm the opposite because of Shyla Bluff I did it
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: helped me, not La really you got happy when it
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: was Mark. I was pissed when they added Mark Wahlberg, like, Bro, Yeah,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: how the fuck does this guy? What dimension? Does it
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: fucking make sense that he's gonna meet Optimus Prime? Bro
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: with Megan Fox? Right? Was megh no?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: No? I don't think she was in it. I didn't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: really watch it though, I turned it off. But yeah,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: put some respect on the first three Transformers, name d Trashing,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Hasbro movies for Shyla Buff, Even Stevens, making Fun Stevens
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: the Beans from Lincoln Park on the soundtrack on What
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I've Done.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Because of Even Stevens, I feel like he was a
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: bad role for fucking like, oh, Bro, it's not get like,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: did you gotta watch Hold Stevens.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Holes Zero.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. That was a good movie too. That's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: where I believe it. That's where it started Country, That's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: where he started believing it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Man, think of think of Hold, Even Stevens. But Bro,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Megan Fox Macon Parks two thousand and seven, he was
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: a great sam with Wiki. Dude, I don't know whatever.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: But about Double seven, do you guys like Double seven movies?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're pretty good.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Nah. I never got into that. Yeah, just back in
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: the day when yeah, Daniel Craig.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: You guys don't like Daniel Craig.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: He's good.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: But I never got into it. Like I see it
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh wow, and then I walk away.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: They're pretty good.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: They're great.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Those are now. Those are those movies. I could watch
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: that whenever and we're like I think I see this,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll watch it again.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I'd be like that dog, what's your favorite stres? Do
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: you guys watch those old movies like you guys seen
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and Sino Man?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: I smoked a blunt with poly Shore the other day
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: at the comedy store. I was smoking up blunt in
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: the back and he's like he came back there and
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: he's like, can I hit that? And I was like,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: no way, only shure I wants to hit my blunt.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: That's a fucking thing. I never thought what happened, and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, hell, yeah, dude.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I would have really thought he would, Like I thought
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: he would have lied to you.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: He's like, you did great, dude, I'll just hanging out
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: you Never he did my show though, the first time.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: The first time, Yeah, that was it.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: I love old silly movies like that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Like I really like the Goofy movie, the first movie,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, World Tower of Cheese, Like old, that's crazy.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I've never seen what movie. It's funny. Is someone who
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: jerks off to Disney like you do?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: You should watch the Goofy movie?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he gave me. You gave me
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: fucking Farvo.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Pop stars name power Trip, power Something Worry becomes the singer. Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: which one is that one? Is the second one to
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: BMX one?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's the second one. That was a
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: good one too, power Line, that's the pop stars name
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: tower Line. He has a banger track. You know how
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Disney is with their musical notes making your favorite character
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: sing yeah and you like it.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: You like it, and you like it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: You'rety five and you know what you like it when
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: you hear it in every Disney movie I know, yeah, man,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: every single one. Canada started at first, but GROSSI and Ship,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you guys had a fucking hold on. Like, I hated
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: that show, so I never saw it either. The Grassy
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: was like a thing though. That a lot of legend
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: people out here, they fucking saw. My wife loves that
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: fucking show. That was like THEVLA for them. Drama.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I hate that ship, bro, you don't like drama. You
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: don't watch any soap operas?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck no Jerseys. Your parents watch Indian soap operas.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: There's so many Indians parents watch show. Yeah yeah, your.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Uncle watches man, I bet they are. There's there's one
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: dude who works out and at the gym and he's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: in this movie. They got like number one Indian film.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Uh like what is it of the Summer or something
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: like that, And he put the poster up there and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: we need to take a picture of it. But I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: just keep forgetting and and I'm like, this thing got awarded.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: But the fuck flyer looks so funny, dude, Bro.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Indian movies are so interesting because it'll just it'll be
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: like a very serious romantic thing and then someone will
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: get shot in their stomach and then look down at
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: it and be like oh, and then they're like the
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: maximum cheesy and then super serious.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: And I love it.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: And my dad watches a lot of them. I don't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: know any of the names of them, but I.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Just probably the older ones are the older ones are
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: a lot like that, bro. The newer ones there, they're
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: just their budgets are big. That's one of the biggest
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: and it is bigger than Hollywood, you know what I mean.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: It's like, these guys look fucking cool, dude. Now it's buying,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: but it's like still, it's like they make some good movies.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: But if you're willing to watch something in subtitles school
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: watch it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I like about Mexican people, you guys,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: is soap operas have just girls with incredibly big butts.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Everything everything has, everything has that bro, like the news, Yeah,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: how to keep you guys, the talk show host everything, dude, like.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Step Mouse Mexican. We go to my dad's house like
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: that was my One of my favorite things about going
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: to my dad's house was I was like, there's gonna
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: be sexy bitch on their also on the TV.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: That's funny, bro, Why what were they watching in your house?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's like I think we were putting
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: it on low key, Like my step mom would like
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: put it on and then she'd leave, and then we
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: just keep it on because we were.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: All like interested, it's happening with my body.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I noticed that about Mexican TV and then
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Indian TV. I love how over dramatic it is. It's
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: very funny.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: It's the best soap operas super dramatic too. There's like
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of there's a good balance of like sex
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: and it's.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: All about sex and your guys sexual tension.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: This was the one you guys have watched Passions. I
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: don't know they ever heard of that one? When it
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: when I haven't heard of that one. He's right, though.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: They do have a lot of fucking slapping of the
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: chicken the Mexican that always makes it look so laughing. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: it's like you could do that. They repeat it, so
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: it's like four.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Times that's like the villain.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: But then like there's there's usually like a reason, there's
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: a reason behind it, where like the guys like you
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: have so so on guys like, don't fucking lie to me.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You're like, get Spanish just gets.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: She's always lying about something. That's the problem. And then you.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: And then you saw what she really did before, so
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: you're like cheering for the guy. You're like, like she did,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: don't believe her. Hit her again.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Those are the only parts I like to I can't
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: understand because it's all Spanish, but she always does look guilty,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: but that could just be me be unbiased. You know,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: maybe we should get for a shot sometime. I mean
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: there's also like five shouldn't be getting guys.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: There was inevitable, but amount of proof I feel like,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like the whole thing builds up to those moments.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: It's like five episodes and on the sixth episode that
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: she finally gets smacked and they're like, I knew it
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: was gonna have a baby always dies too that I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: don't know get like not like like miscarriage type ship. Yeah, okay,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: that happens to the baby gets shot. They need it
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: for something like something happens to the baby. Just something like, oh,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: like what do you mean something happens to the baby,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Like it's a stressful situation, like maybe like they drop
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: the baby. They'd be like, oh, like she lost the baby.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: They're in the hospital.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Miscarriage type ship.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, miscarriage.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: He spoke, she loves the baby, miss bucklo Dog. I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. She doesn't even have kids,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: but I said that I was just thinking of the name.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: She's not like Browsie. She will she will snap on you. Yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: can cancel that one out, Yeah, cancel that n he
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: wants to use where we ad.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: You see you paid the car guy and rupees seventy
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: five rupees.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: It's like two dollars.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Here's the conversion, right, I said, I was watching this
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: video on Instagram of these people and India, and.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: I get so obsessed with me.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Comes up here.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: He was like yo.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Put these videos though, yea better.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: And better bro, they know what they know what you want.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Some terrorists asked like, oh, like yeah, can I see this?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: And they see it and then the fun Indian guy
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: takes you back and then he fucking breaks and thos
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: on the floor. He's like, oh, you broke my ship
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: two hundred rupees?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: What give me your money?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Man? I know you have it in your pockets. Man,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: you have it in your getting back man, bloody bastard.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: The barcels diy.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Short.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Everything was what was Aladdin was Arabian, Arabian nights, Arabian night.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's still in demographic of Indian right, It's like.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: The Arabs, Arabs Middle East yea yeah, Land, yeah, is.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: His is like Pakistani. He's Pakistani?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Are you lied about being Punjabi?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: He's just because he's British.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: He's half British, Canadian Indians, British Indiana. No, he's just
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: he's not even a real Indians. Saying the same thing back,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: he's half he's half Indian.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I'm half Indian.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: It's okay, I'm full straight up, I'm full blooded.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: You're hogwarts. You're not Indians, you guys like the Harry
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Potter movies.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: I watched him. You know why they're doing them again.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: She's redoing them. She's doing it on HBO. She's doing
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: like a darker show. You know why she's doing it
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: because she's anti LGBTQ and she doesn't like that the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: main characters are pro LGBTQ. So she's redoing the show
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: so they're not the legacy of the show. Oh wow,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you just couldn't be always doing it again
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: out of spite. Huh because the movie Sorry, Harry Potter
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: and Rack Cliff.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: And those the same lines but different people.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Or they're just well they're trying to get into a
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: TV show, okay, series, yeah, a series.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're making everything gay. Did you know Nitty's starting
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: to make his act a little gay?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, doing impersonation with this guy. Oh that show. Damn,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: we haven't seen you since the show. Huh, guys, that's
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: what it was, bro the show. We see this guy
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: at the show and then he leaves. It never comes
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: back to the offine of flight, and then from there
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you went to vacation and.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Edit you got those those shaves on, and he changed
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: on us.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: I've always been wearing them. You don't watch our podcast.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: I did a little bit of homework before I came here. Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: you're right, I don't listen to your podcast, but sick.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Can I do the podcast?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: Can do the podcast?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what you're coming for.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: I've seen your podcast, you know. I I brought the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Austin Crests episode before I came here. That literally you
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: was scared to say. That happens a lot. It's your
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: wild dog when people hit you up.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Like, and this is not it's not you dog. But
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like, there's people that will constantly hit me
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: up dog, and and they'll be like, hey, I want
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: to come promote this on the podcast and all this ship.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Don't follow the podcast. Instagram aren't even fucking subscribed, don't
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: even fucking watch the episodes, and all this ship right,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: And I'm talking about like somebody's like, for example, it's
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: like a comedian that always hit me up dog, and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, bro every time, Like and the first thing,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, you don't talk to me for
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: like fucking years, and you want to hit me up
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: for this ship and you want to bug me and
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: expect me to hit you up all the you know,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: all this time, and I'm just bro I fucking hate
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: that ship. Dog. Yeah, I get it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Man, ask me all the time, and I just put
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: it on you, and I say, ask you. I have
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: to ask you.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: And if they're at to their podcast, they'll call me
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: out for it and I'll book them on it if
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: they don't see the podcast.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I'll tell you.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Again. I mean, it's not lying, it's not you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I still have to internt it by you. Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to said no to a lot of people.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you said not to I mean, it's been
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: a lot of people. Dog, A long list, I mean
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: the cut or what.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dog, First of all, I wasn't even anity who
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: asked you. I was like, Hey, by the way, hit
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: up it up. Yeah, I was like, hit up it upset.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, hit him up. I was like, especially
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: around the holidays, I'm like, everything's becomes a lot more
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: flexible for everybody. Just actually just come and chill.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a sixth spot through the Art's nice.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: You have an Indian co host.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Co host. It's actually the most diverse podcast. Mexican co host.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: He's not here.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: We hit everything. We got a Salvador, Mexico, India. There's
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: a Guatemalan guy downstairs.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, he's.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: You think Minus is going them all in He's Mexican. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I turned around. Now, I'm good. I turned around. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what is he? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So snowboarding, I don't think I could snowboard. I've never scaped.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've never like skateboarded or anything, so I
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  Speaker 3: don't think I have the balance for a snowboard.
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  Speaker 2: All ski sounds hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys don't ever go to the snow.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to bring just to go like the
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  Speaker 3: snow brother not really Canada baby, Yeah okay, yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: never sled it down a hill?
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  Speaker 4: About everyone tubing down a hill?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Have you on down the mountain like tubing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're trying to flex on. If you've never done that,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: if you've never gone to like where a mountain I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: have to send you down on a tube, I've never
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: done that where they bring the tubes up on a lift.
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  Speaker 1: I climbed the balancing myself on the side with all
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  Speaker 1: the trees.
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  Speaker 3: You go, so like a skiing mountain where they do
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: tubes and they'll send you down on a tube broncking,
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  Speaker 3: next level, so much fun. Canadian ship. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: you guys, your mountains have rocks yeah, sand biking, yeah,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: you mean your mountains have rocks too.
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  Speaker 1: No, but his is like like the desert. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they're taking a sled to the border. You know what's
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: crazy is that you can't do that in like a
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  Speaker 1: sand area.
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  Speaker 3: You can in like the desert they do sand sand sandboarding, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: snowboard yeah, but like sandboarding. They'll go down.
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  Speaker 4: Really, you can't leave this country, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: We go to Glamis, Yeah, Glamas sand dunes.
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  Speaker 1: When I just picture when I see that much sand,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, there's a snake somewhere in there, just
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: hoping to bite somebody.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like Star Wars.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Really Wars do mushrooms there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like houses out there. It's
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: kind of just like a camp right.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Off roading soft road and you have to go to
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: caper or something.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have I don't think a lot
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: of work.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: At least four by four vehicles.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: You both have the cars for that.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Let's go, thanks, I got dirt bikes too, Let's go, dude, uh,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: next holiday weekends probably New Year's but after that whatever,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: the first holiday weekend is the next year.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm going home for Christmas, so I'll
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: be here.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I'll be a big bear because the wally passed already. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: there's no Indians will celebrate Christmas.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: We did. I'm just not going home.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Nobody likes them back home.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: It just too expensive to spend money right now.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Oh it's sad.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Flights or jacket. Yeah, where am I going to go
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: to Staates?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? December? The flights are superjective
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: for Christmas. That's a smart guy move.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: I'm out here, So you're just going to be like
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: hanging out with Jason Rouse on Christmas?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: No, he is he going to be here for Christmas?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: I think he's supposed to be out here for he's
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: gonna be on for a month for an.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Get ready, somebody's calling to stay at your place. I
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: fucking knew it. Dog, he asked me, He asked me
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: for five days, he asked you because he already knew.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: He Already's like, I can't call George because I already
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: burnt that out. And then I can't call Zeber because
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend. Now, I was like, oh yeah, dude,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Jason rowis dog. He's fucking king of that right there.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I'll tell him startly listening right now. He's one of
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: those wants to come on, doesn't follow up talking about that. Yeah,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: he's he's always wold, and I feel like he doesn't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: know how to turn it off sometimes.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: The first time I'm at Jason, he showed me several
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: different pictures of but holes on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you think that's the kind of shit
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: he has, I can't imagine to go through his whole
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: picture ship, you know, like just.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Still I got love for Jason, though, what's up?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one hundred per shout out to you, Jason.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: But but yeah, he is fucking crazy man. Yeah, it
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: is fucking wild. Yeah. Well we're at that. We're about that,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: tim all right. Uh well, thank you everybody for tuning
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  Speaker 1: in on this episode. Even though we get look, I
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: know that you guys are you guys don't like it
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: when we do the pre recordings, but pre recordings, but
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: we want to still fucking give you guys an episode, motherfucker.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: So I don't want to see no complaining in there,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Uh what is it? Some of us are probably in Vegas.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I know I am for sure, But shoutouts around the table.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you Ray for running the boards, you know, Morning
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• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, man, that's fun. You got really high?
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  Speaker 1: You got anything you want to shout out?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: You got any upcoming shows or people where they can
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: follow you at?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, follow me at Seth, Kelly Graham shows. I don't
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: really have anything other than just some don't tell shows
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I'm doing. So there's no point.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Somebody in the chat is like, what's your moms? Just
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: groom for sure? For sure? Like that's the that's the comment.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: We're like some monyak is in there as they're watching
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: his life.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Uh, they're not snakes, bro.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: They're not snakes. It's just what you call like and
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: it's like it's it's feisty, it's crazy in there. You
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: don't want to be left alone in there. This is yeah, man,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: this is now hard phone.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I love you guys, but that's not a safe place.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: Don't let your children in there.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Good you're not getting more phone calls.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know everybody's blocked, everybody's.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Block, everybody's out for the holidays. I guess what I
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: got for the holidays. Shout out to everybody watching, Thank
• 1:23:39
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• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the future. Today's December tenth.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know where you are?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the future right the future.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: I like that because they don't know yet, but I
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: know because I'm here right now in the future. This
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: is live. Actually, no, thanks for listening to you guys.
• 1:24:05
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• 1:24:08
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• 1:24:40
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, don't slip on ice or break
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  Speaker 1: a leg. Eh, you know what I'm saying. What do
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  Speaker 1: you do help