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Episode 83: Bargains Galore · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: These days it's all black Friday. There's some black Friday
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  Speaker 1: that when I went knocking chimneys, Saturday would be the
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  Speaker 1: day that'd be black. That's when I'd light fires at
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  Speaker 1: the base of chimney within an hour and it'd come
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  Speaker 1: down in a cloud of dust and smoke and soot.
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  Speaker 1: They beyond the people gathered to watch the spectacle. There
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be a clean face in the whole crowd by
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  Speaker 1: the time it were finished. I'll see they come, Oh money,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing, Boddy. I'm going to tell you
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  Speaker 1: one thing. It might be just worth my while.
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  Speaker 2: As December rolls in to go up into an attic.
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  Speaker 1: And stay there. There's a lot to be said for it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, my favorite place in the house is actually
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  Speaker 1: to get the shed out in the riage. Like it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot to be said for just some down time.
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  Speaker 1: I left the phone, the last plugged in out in
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  Speaker 1: the garage for five hours. Yes, the jar out streaming.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? It was lovely and I was strimming
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  Speaker 1: in the pits and rain. That's what that's. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? I walk down I look like
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  Speaker 1: some matter of the fucking the swamp thing green ship
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  Speaker 1: stuck all over my face. Yea itself fucking srimming, bustming.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't give a ship, didn't give a ship. Happy
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  Speaker 1: as a clam, I was jerr, I get it. You
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  Speaker 1: need some alone time, like I get it. And this
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  Speaker 1: has been I'm not even I'm not even saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going up to be a hermit in the in
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  Speaker 2: the in the attic. All I'm saying is, Tom, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going up and down to that much for stuff to
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  Speaker 2: do up the house for Christmas, that it will be
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  Speaker 2: better worth my while just moving up there and staying there.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm doing, Tom is putting excess wear and tear
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  Speaker 2: on a perfectly good styra.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what you do? Not? Er? Just leave
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas decorations of all year round? Huh. I when
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  Speaker 1: when I started dating herself, for she was living in
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  Speaker 1: a place called Stratford UPONNY, and Stratford upon A even
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  Speaker 1: has a year round, three hundred and sixty five day
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  Speaker 1: Christmas shop, and I thought, Jesse, go Madden here. But
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  Speaker 1: then I was in it, and era shop's a shop
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  Speaker 1: and they seem happy out. The whole whole outlook was
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  Speaker 1: happy out. Said you know what, there's a lot to
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  Speaker 1: be said for a.
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  Speaker 2: Jure, you slide on dating there, Tom, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I said it just just to draw you, just to
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  Speaker 1: draw yeah, yeah, just to draw you out.
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  Speaker 2: There's actually, as you mentioned, all year around Christmas shops,
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  Speaker 2: there's an all year around Christmas shop up airway. Is
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  Speaker 2: that they say it's an all year around Christmas shop.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have all this stuff out on display. But
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  Speaker 2: if you go to him in June and say here,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't have a big sandy out the bake to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get you one.
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  Speaker 2: It's the M it's the end to M fifty area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's a big garden center that's there. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the name of it off the top
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  Speaker 2: of my hand in my head, and no free plugs
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  Speaker 2: on the Tom and Jerry Show. But anybody that knows
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  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about will know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: And it's the perfect place for a Christmas shop. It's
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  Speaker 2: in a townland called Cold Winters. I swear to god
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  Speaker 2: somebody actually named the place cold Winters. No, there was
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  Speaker 2: a place called cold Winters and then they built a
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  Speaker 2: garden center.
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  Speaker 1: In it, and was it like a cool von Tauuk
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  Speaker 1: or something along like that, and the bridge just kind
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  Speaker 1: of went. I can't say that, so let's just go
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  Speaker 1: with cool winters. Sounds like something to do to do,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the Phoenix Park was fion and can't
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  Speaker 1: say that it's the Phoenix Park. And you know what
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  Speaker 1: would be great. It'd be great if we had a
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  Speaker 1: place he had to do push ups in the grass
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  Speaker 1: in full view of everybody, just in case anyone would
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  Speaker 1: have run up on us or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, cold Winter, So we just call it the
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  Speaker 2: Cold Winter Shop.
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  Speaker 1: What its actual name is, I think it's like the
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  Speaker 1: end to Garden Center or something like that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anybody that's in duble know what I'm talking about. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: a year, I'm an officially a proper farmer, now you before, buddy, no,
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  Speaker 1: I was only pricking at it for oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm an officially a farmer. I took for precaution of
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  Speaker 1: snow coming and ship like that. And the two lads
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  Speaker 1: can't keep mowing, which, by the way, they're doing an
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  Speaker 1: unbelievable job. Hats off to the fucking goats check.
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  Speaker 2: Every every every podcast is somebody's first podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We better stress that these are.
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  Speaker 2: Tom's two goats, two lads, is two.
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  Speaker 1: Cabin boys or whatever it might be. No, I got
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  Speaker 1: I took charge of a round bail of hay yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a neighbor who's a very good man. He says,
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  Speaker 1: no botter over I come. But I I also at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, possibly the greatest thirty five second phone
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  Speaker 1: call I've ever had. I'm going to just do it
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  Speaker 1: for you now. I rang a guy. He's a local farrier.
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  Speaker 1: So you know what farriers are. They change who's they
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  Speaker 1: They change out horseshoes and stuff like that. But if
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  Speaker 1: it's gott nails, dell pair it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: This guy I ring him and apparently he's hard to
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  Speaker 1: get in the phone. I've met him years ago and
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  Speaker 1: he's a tough character, but a hell of a nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: I ring this guy and this is this is verbatim
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  Speaker 1: how the call went.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, hell, well, Paddy is as however, Tom, come on, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: Well I know I've had all.
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  Speaker 1: Said that's him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, yeah, I got your number.
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  Speaker 1: Of Dave Fatty up the road. Dave's the same chap
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't mind me telling the story because I told
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  Speaker 1: him I had to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Dun goat, I need her her who's pared right, A
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  Speaker 3: donkey not a donkey. He was under one second, right, he'd.
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  Speaker 1: Like a fucking ate under kilo horse on his shoulder
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  Speaker 1: while he's changing his hopes and still took a phone call.
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  Speaker 3: So he's all right, right, I'll be on the next week.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, so don't get or go this goat right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that'll take two seconds to nip, all right, and I
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  Speaker 3: might call out someday man.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, we take them to mess on Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 1: He fucking lasted raor and fucking athlete comes straight back
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  Speaker 1: to me and.
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  Speaker 3: Goes, all right, that's no matter.
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  Speaker 1: So is it Michael? Is it? No? Tom?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Tom fa no Tom?
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  Speaker 1: O'manny right Tom. I'll be on for that dunky tick like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna text you about this afterwards. It takes me.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely a goat we have.
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  Speaker 2: You just want to say not and then the rock
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  Speaker 2: up to the donkey and just say, yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 2: smaller than usual donkey.
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  Speaker 1: Just exactly come up and have a look at me. Donkey. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hell if people think that I'm country when I meet
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  Speaker 1: these scenarios, And I told, I told even Dave who
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  Speaker 1: dropped off the Hey yesterday. He goes, Now, you're a
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  Speaker 1: proper pharmas. This is what all my friends in Dublin
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  Speaker 1: think I do all the time. Anyway, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: very exciting to be take the M fifty. We're all farmers, Tim,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Should we all have hay
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  Speaker 1: in our pockets all the time for feeding whatever?
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  Speaker 2: We even know what a farmer is, like technically what
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  Speaker 2: a farmer is anyway, it's me well with that being
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  Speaker 2: in mind, Tom, do you know what I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: farm right now?
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  Speaker 1: Buddy, I'm going to farm.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: The name of this show, this is the Tom and
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show. We just didn't even bother introducing this. That's
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: that's how confident we are that our audience has not
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  Speaker 2: grown since last week. This is the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom o'maney. If they need if
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  Speaker 1: they need tellent come on now.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what's going to say, Like, you know, who
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  Speaker 2: needs telling at this don't But on the off chance
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  Speaker 2: somebody kind of flitted around and are still with us.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: At the seven minute mark, here we are the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry show, we talk shot by and large novel
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  Speaker 2: concept in the podcast world, I will say, but here
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  Speaker 2: we are. But we don't just talk random shit. We
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: do we a bit at the top of the show,
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  Speaker 2: but then the rest of it.
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  Speaker 1: Is very are important things to talk about throughout the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the show. So we're gonna move straight on
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  Speaker 1: into the first of those where we delve into the
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  Speaker 1: big news and segment we call the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 1: have you, and uh, a lot of SCRAMs to keep
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  Speaker 1: in my head. Man. They're eating the wires. They're they're
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  Speaker 1: they're breaking in, They're here everywhere, They're over the board,
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  Speaker 1: they're breaking They're eating the wires, Jery, eating the wires,
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  Speaker 1: eating the components. Beautiful chiny chain, beautiful Chinese wires. They're
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  Speaker 1: eating them, Jr. Why it shouldn't be laughing too much.
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  Speaker 1: We shouldn't be laughing. But you know what, this is funny.
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  Speaker 1: This is a serious face on This is serious. This
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  Speaker 1: is affecting people's livelihoods and recreational activities. To be fair,
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  Speaker 1: this for long enough that I lived in Dublin and
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  Speaker 1: people looking down their nose and me gone, just a colch,
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  Speaker 1: you like, and they asking me questions like so like
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: do you know like if you have to wear willies?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? And you're like, Okay, your fucking day is common.
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  Speaker 1: Your day is common, and might be here.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening in the world of South County Dublin.
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  Speaker 1: South County Dublin. There is a spate of vandalism going
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  Speaker 1: on there in these cars and in a housing estate
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  Speaker 1: in Still Oregon, Still organ it's almost D four. It
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  Speaker 1: would be up the road from RT and whatnot. It
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  Speaker 1: basically residents of the South Dublin up to forty cars there.
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  Speaker 1: Forty cars have been all damaged in the same way.
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  Speaker 2: There's a squad lard that's coming around and evening to
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  Speaker 2: take Catholic converters and things.
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  Speaker 1: You think it right, but here in lies the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Most of these cars don't have catalytic converters. The problem
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  Speaker 1: being is most of these cars are electric based or
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  Speaker 1: hybrid at the very least fancy new.
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  Speaker 2: Electric cars vandalized forty at a time in a South
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  Speaker 2: County Dublin suburb. We're all tickens.
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  Speaker 1: We're up to like anywhere between five under to twenty
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  Speaker 1: grand depending on the breedy car is getting damaged here
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  Speaker 1: from this year, right, So this is a horror of
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  Speaker 1: a situation, and like residents are just losing their mind
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  Speaker 1: over the whole time. They can't figure out who these
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  Speaker 1: nasty bastards are they are getting under their cars and
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  Speaker 1: cutting and nipping wires and whatnot. Come to find out
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  Speaker 1: it's most likely animals. Thomas tom So, it's seem right.
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  Speaker 1: This one particular Chap seemed to be the first to
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  Speaker 1: kind of raise the issue of it. He said, he
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  Speaker 1: came out to his car started up. He's postman, and
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  Speaker 1: fairnessed him, we'll call her chat postman car Chap.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, people here saide country Dublin are like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's terrible that fearicle can't drive to the rugby. These
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  Speaker 2: people are blue collar workers.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of these people got left their houses in
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  Speaker 1: a wealthy area anyway. But this poor out Chap, he
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  Speaker 1: was the first to kind of raise raise the alarm,
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  Speaker 1: starts up the car, warning lights left, right and center.
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  Speaker 1: We all haven't been there, yeah, and you're going and
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: you know, a heart thinking moment. Long term listeners to
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  Speaker 1: the podcast would know that Jerry normally rings Tom rather
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  Speaker 1: than the mechanic first to see what the Christ he
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  Speaker 1: can what he can get away with basically, and how
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  Speaker 1: long he can get away with much before they're going
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  Speaker 1: to drive this. But it would seem if you were
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  Speaker 1: caught in this scenario, Jarr, I'd have nothing for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have nothing for you. So it lo and behold
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  Speaker 1: thirty to forty other other neighbors, like his next door
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  Speaker 1: neighbor and the next guy over was like what in all?
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  Speaker 1: They all started getting this And the first thing was
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: that these gulperts were young flos acting the balocks because
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  Speaker 1: they didn't know whether it was under the bonnet, whether
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: it was inside the wheel arch, whether it was under
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  Speaker 1: it or not. They all seem to be the wiring
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  Speaker 1: looms that were underneath no overly exposed wiring looms. Kind
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  Speaker 1: of worrying and today's uh, today today's current cars because
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  Speaker 1: they shouldn't be that exposed as it is. But immediately
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  Speaker 1: upon bringing one of the cars in, a couple of
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  Speaker 1: mechanics just start to kind of I guess, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know they are they on Reddit or whatever, but they
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  Speaker 1: just seem to kind of come together and go no, No,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's cutting these with a nips. Them's be teeth that
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  Speaker 1: are biting thems be chewed wires that are biting through
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  Speaker 1: your your wires.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So so Tom, if animals are chewing the cables
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  Speaker 2: underneath these carrors, like, why isn't this a thing that
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  Speaker 2: we've always battled down through the last the age of
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  Speaker 2: automobility kills?
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  Speaker 1: Why only now? Why animal biting?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Tom? Well, this is where it gets very interesting, right,
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  Speaker 1: And there's I'll tell you a story. To tell you
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  Speaker 1: a story. Jer So, when I lived in so South Dublin,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: it was north wicklow right, the kind of people that
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: were delighted when Prince Charles came to visit the local
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  Speaker 1: garden center. You're not what talking about, right, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just doing that to get Jerry fired up. Right,
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  Speaker 1: But my neighbor once approach, approached me and literally asked me, Now,
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  Speaker 1: we live technically in the countryside, but he it wasn't gone.
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  Speaker 1: And I literally this was his statement. I hate even
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  Speaker 1: over the state using the word literally, but I need
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that this is exactly what the man
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  Speaker 1: said to me, because Tom Morning, you're a countryman. What
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  Speaker 1: you're a countryman, as in, you know at the small mini.
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  Speaker 1: I'm what a countryman. Our hens have been devoured. I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: tell me how does one get rid of a mink
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  Speaker 1: as a mink or mink? You? I said, geesz, mink
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  Speaker 1: are rare enough. How many hens are gone? He went no?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe seven? I says, okay, Well, it's not a mink.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you that, because they'll just go in
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  Speaker 1: and just they'll just cut all their necks and drink
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  Speaker 1: their blood. And they might take about it, but really
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  Speaker 1: they're just doing it just a hunt for the thrill
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  Speaker 1: of the hunt. A fox can't be a fox. Can't
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  Speaker 1: be a fox. I'm one percent sure can't be a fox.
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  Speaker 1: How are you one hundred percent sure it's not a fox?
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  Speaker 1: Because we have put down electric fencing at what would
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  Speaker 1: be about waiting here this year. This is the kind
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  Speaker 1: of fucking thinking we've got going on here. We have
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  Speaker 1: an electric fence running at what would be your average
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  Speaker 1: fox's news height. Now that took me a good fifteen
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  Speaker 1: seconds to digest. That man, a fully grown man in
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  Speaker 1: his fifty said that out loud to me as a countryman,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, have you ever seen a fox jump.
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  Speaker 2: He went new but I think we all know a
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  Speaker 2: statement I'm about a quick brown fox and what he does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, moving, I won't go into the full out
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  Speaker 1: of the story. And he was still convinced it with
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  Speaker 1: this and so fucking posh. You can't even have weasels that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So this is where we get to. This point is
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  Speaker 1: where residents and local counselors are now one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: when they're they're there about even though it's never been caught,
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  Speaker 1: they've gotten to their into their heads that it's foxes
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  Speaker 1: getting underneath cars because long behold, somebody's ring camera saw
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: some foxes circling car. Lookout most Dublin we get. We
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: get foxes on the green out here, more foxes than
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: we have, like you know what I mean, there's there's
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  Speaker 1: foxes glore, right, But it would seemed, it would seem
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  Speaker 1: now this isn't happening anywhere else. This is why you
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: ask them why now they put out they've put out
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  Speaker 1: this theory that because of the a lot of wiring
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: coatings nowadays are soy based rather than petroleum based. That's
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: what plastic is soy based and plant other plant based
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  Speaker 1: that that's what these foxes are nipping through. Now here's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of theories to go against that one. One
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  Speaker 1: when and all, fuck, did you ever see mister Todd
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  Speaker 1: chasing a fucking soybean around fucking Peter rabbits? No foxes
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  Speaker 1: are carnivores. Carnivorous? Help me outward. Number two? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you think it's not happening country wider? Because still organ
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  Speaker 1: isn't the only place with over the electric cars, Like
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a spade of it, And I bet
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  Speaker 1: you've a rake of electric cars in your neighborhood. There
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: are electric cars in the neighborhood. I don't know, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: do you have Do you have a character theory? Because
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  Speaker 1: I was buying it up to this point, I wouldn't, jerr,
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  Speaker 1: because I need to look and look at it. It
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  Speaker 1: seems to be in an isolated area with forty forty
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  Speaker 1: cars in an isolated area. Suddenly the foxes there have
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  Speaker 1: gotten a taste for fucking Sawyer being.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking wire to which I to which I to which
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  Speaker 2: I say to you, Tom, what if the foxes in
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  Speaker 2: that area have gotten a taste so you've been ware they.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking haven't, Jerry, It's not foxes at all. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you now, foxes since time in a memoriam has not
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  Speaker 1: been my biting wires underneath cars. Not when there is
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: delicious bins to be going fucking through full of pizza crusts.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Why would he? Christ would he get under there to start? Nationally?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Because there's one thing for animals hate is hitting a
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: metal fucking bit inside inside what they were part of eating.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: But if anybody has ever had trouble with an animal
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: biting through looms of wires through the beginning of time,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: well the automotive industry anyway, it's a fucking rat that's
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: doing it. Okay, guess what a rat will go after?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: A rat will go after. So you've been green and
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: all the usual fucking base team. Okay, so so yes, okay,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: sorry here I thought you were going to suggest that
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: it was ghosts or something, but okay, so not an
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: elegant animal like a fox, and not a mink. Alight,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: All right, on fucking on, Rogan, I believe today it's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the shock fucking wires have been eaten forever by rats. Now,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there is a few cases where our listeners are.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Going no, no, I a fox.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I've no doubt, but they were only acting the ballocks.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now because it's an isolated stage. But
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: yet you have foxes all over the entirety of our capital.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: You and electric cars all over our capital, over our capital,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: and wires all over our capitol. Why aren'td you all
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: the fucking wires, because so many wires now are plant based,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like the coating on them. But I would suggest, and
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: this is why counselors are sweeping this under the car,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: but I would suggest that there's some fucking dump site
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: or some building site nearby that isn't disposing of something properly,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: and it has drawn and it has drawn rats. Now
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: there's bullshit, gun, there's a cold snap coming. Oh yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: because you know what really warms up a fucking fox,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: it's going national on some fucking wire coating underneath your
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: wires on the head job. Like, let's get fucking real.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: A fox is a decent sized dog, right, a medium
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: sized dog. He's gonna honker down onto his fucking elbows,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: turn his head backwards and cash on the wires inside
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: in your fucking underneath your car, the wiring loom underneath
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: your car. When like I said, I've watched I saw
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: seven foxes jumping up and down in where were they living? Rats?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: One of them rats, wraths? Whether red minds the car?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It was one of them, right, they were living hanging No,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it is in South Doublin. But there was seven foxes
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: after the rain, jumping up and down, mimicking more rain
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: drops in their front garden. And guess what that brings
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: up there? What they were pulling worms up out of
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the ground so they can go to there to get
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: what they want. Do you get me they're cute enough
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: to go to there? What benefit would it be? Like?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: All these people have seen so far. All they've seen
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: so far is foxes circling the odd car. And these
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: poor bastards are going out clearing out their local woodies
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: for the tinnest, shittiest doyle chicken wire. I've ever seen
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: any fox that wants to get around Like one guy
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: is like they've made frames and stuff, and you're like,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but the fox if he wants If a
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: fox wants your car, he'll know, he'll just go in
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: your house, take the keys and steal your fucking car.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: He'll start slowing your key cart like foxes. This is
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: gonna stop a fox.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Got a hey, got a key card cloner off TIMU
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that will read your key card hanging up inside your
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: house from the from the street. They don't need Foxes
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: have earned their name.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Sli Fox. Like there's bad, bad propaganda against mister Todd
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: is apparently stupid all the time. I guarantee you, Henry
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: in the real world, Peter flapsy MOPSI autumn, get fucking
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: done inside five seconds, the whole fucking that lot. Like,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: there's no fox going to look at the bit of
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: chicken wire with with a two two by fucking one
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: frames stack together against your fucking keyesportage and go, well,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: that's me done. I'm here for a good, good feat
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Christmas lad, a good feast of wire under reach your car.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Rats though, will eat through it. And I mean their
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: their advice, here's their advice going when you take it
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and we kind of getting, you know, to put a
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: tubeing cubing over your wiring. I mean, if ever they
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: were pedaling shit at poor on misfortunes who don't know
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: one end of a fucking thing. I mean, I can't
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: buy that a fucking car is coming from a manufacturer
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and they're just letting the wires dangle around, and I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: would believe in these days, yeah, okay, yeah, quality control.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I would believe in these days. And I truly had
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: believed that the soy based wiring in these cars had
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: just become like a salt lick for the animals of
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: farthing Wood, that they just got a taste for him.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: They're like, nom numb, I'm not buying it. I'm not
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: buying it. It's I would you need to look at
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: this as from an investigative point of view, if you
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: know nothing about animals, you'd go, well, why is this
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: an isolated incident? In this part? Is still organ Why
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: that they're everywhere? These electric cars are everywhere, There's wires everywhere.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Why would they be just here? I do like it
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: heary that there's been a plumping ground later.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Breeding, right, guarantee, I guarantee again everywhere time there is,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: But there's again a concentrated area of them, Like you
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: know that it doesn't make sense that no, okay, no,
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: it doesn't make sense.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I mean they' said it's a cold snap, and it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was like, well, of course animals will go on the
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: cars for heat.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I do you know that they will? Yet you have
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: the engine has been running, and it wasn't strange to
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: me that a fox chilling out underneath an engine, just
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: nice and cozy. But like any snacks what we got.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: They live underground here, it's so training where they live.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They don't go, do you know what, Let's stay under
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: here in this drafty, four open sided bit of a
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: fucking car. Or how about I go back in the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: tunnel that I fucking dug. That's subterraining and that's probably
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: sitting at about sixteen or seventeen degrees down there. Anyway,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the rest of the fucking family and on the way,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'll just grab a fucking pizza box. How about I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: do that?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: How better get your thrown out KFC and just tip
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: on home?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah see the missage? Yeah yeah, yeah, I would say,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Look still Oregon quite close to DCU, isn't it a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: student areas? Not fucking pointing fingers the U C D whichever.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know. Is there a lot like
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: look along the back gardens if you're in you know,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: like I'm just wondering, have you got to look in
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the front drive?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Look in the back garden is the advice of Tom
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: of Mohney here.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm thinking. I can't bible is a
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: borrow that the hole I hate and I love that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Like there's they brought in like this guy, he's a collie,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: he's a biodiversity off on Twitter. He was like a
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: nice fellow comes but he mays he turned around more
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: or less the nicest way possible and focuses I'm not
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: doing the tap than foxes about every right in the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: world to be here, indigenous to the land on like you.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, like your b why for
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, we're gonna throw that open. If anybody
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: is living in the still Organ area and is a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: fan of the Tamagery show, the feud is over and
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: we feel bad that your car getting eaten by rodents
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: or whatever the hell might be going on, well let
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: us know how you're getting on in the day. We
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: got to move this show on tom because as much
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: as there's animals doing bad, there might be a couple
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: of animals doing good. In the next segment where we
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: picked one animal, vegetable, mineral, person, place or thing and
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: say hey.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: How about this lad, Do you know it's rare that
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: we get too lining up in such a way we
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: go yin and yanger. This is yin and yang in
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the animal world right now. Again, I didn't put I'm
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: not I got no hate for the rats. I got
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: no hate for foxes. But there's times when I've had
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: a pain in my bollocks from these lads, especially when
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I had fucking eggs that were robbed and bust open
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But you know, sometimes rehabilitated lads
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: can do a good thing too. You know, maybe such
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: things as a closed book, Tom, no such thing as
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: a finished story. Well do you know a fucking poacher
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: turned game war and kind of a scenario. But leave
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: it to the Swedes. By I'll tell you something. There's
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: some operators these.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, if anybody's gonna do it, it's them.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Right now. They're training I I must love how this
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: would never this would be a heallly raised statement and
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: it would be laughed out of fucking out of out
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: of leinster house. But they are training. Wild crows and
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Sweden are to help clean up fag bots all over
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the roads. Given to me in one sentence, wild crows
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: and Sweden help clean up cigarette butts.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: No notes, no no notes, wild, crows wild even the
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Swede of these lads, because these lads despair here in
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: this do you know what there is?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Even? Even the fag boats at this stage are like Jesus,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Mary and Joseph. Right, this is unbelievable. So the Swedish
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: this city wouldn't be far from Stockholm, the one we
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: would have heard of, but this one, and I went
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: to I went to Google prior to see how to
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: say this correctly. So it is a Swedish city of
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: suitor Halia suit higher and you have to do it
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like you're asking a question. It's suda haighyah. There's about
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: fourteen outs in it. There's little inflections every but it's
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: an unconvention. Yeah yeah, do you know what I mean?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: If couple is exactly inside there. So apparently it's like
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: sixty percent of street rubbish is fag buds, right, and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: sweeping them up all day long, hoovering up whatever you
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: can be doing. Somebody came up with a notion that
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: why don't we do a kind of a you know,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you get you know for bringing back your bottles, now
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you get cash incentive. Crows, no need you know, it's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: we all know what they're doing. The crows are straight
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: up making here we are stooges because they're overcharging us. Look,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: they could bring them back like a knob to the water,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and I mean it is I think personally, I think
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it's a side up at the bottles, just to see
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: how much controls any But that's for a different style
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: of podcast. But anyway, these lads, what they do is
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: essentially it was come up by a crowd called I'm
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: gonna say this right because I almost said, it's Curvid cleaning,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Corvid cleaning.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: It's okay, okay, so Corvid that's like that is crows
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: like it iss ravens and rooks.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: And exactly exactly so I was, I was gone, a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Covid cleaning. I was like, no, we're we're beyond that
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: now at this stage. But mainly mainly crows, because crows
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: are the ones like I'd say, a raven would tell
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you go, there's something fancy about a raven, isn't there?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Like a rook? There's something a bit like uh, Johan,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm the one smoking the fake thank you very much.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Where's the crow?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll all right, raven, why don't you go ahead
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: and fucking if that's rundgud, why don't you go ahead
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and carry this message across the land for me?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Oh no, don't worry, I can text it. So
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you're out of a business. How's it going? So essentially
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: what they did they came up with the bespoke machines,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Like so there are mini rubbish bins, but it spots
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a cigarette like it recognized the cigarette, but being dropped
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: in not leaves, not stones, like the crows have been
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: acting the ballocks at the beginning. Really yeah, because they're
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: class in one way. Everybody will they're funny, like they're
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: just gone. But it dispenses a peanut or a little
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: couple of seeds or something out to the lad. So
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the crow drops in a cigarette barter.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it dispenses a little numb number on peanut
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: seeds whatnot?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. So, according to a Sweden Tidy Foundation, cigarette
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: bots composed sixty two percent of all litter. I mean
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: that's not like we all know the size of the thing.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Fag butt, Like it's used condoms because there's so large
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: streets just so guard righting each other. Yeah, horrible little
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: oysters laying all over the place apparently, though its sweet
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: trying to get fag butts up off the oak. Is
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: not like it's easier to actually sweep out bigger rubbish
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: than I can imagine. You've got to go hoover with
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the big hoovers on that I can.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Imagine this garb would just like skip straight across them.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So, oh god, sometimes there's just a shameless
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: or chocknacy in every in every town, isn't there, Like
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Gunter hints, and of course Henson, of course it's good
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: estimates that using crows could reduce the cost of butt
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: cleanups by seventy five per scent.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: But they haven't actual money in your pockets with you.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: This is like they haven't actually you know, that's just
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: thrown it out there, right, that's just throwing it out there.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: But they they started training these two years ago, right,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: they took a couple of because they knew if they
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: took a couple of I suppose startup birds, other birds
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: would cap what's going on because crows, crows are up
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: there with like a four year old or a five
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: year old brain or something. It's something really significant, like
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: there were there is intelligence as a child black and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: probably sharpened Somewhere's bastards for starting fights if you ever
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: got it, went down that rabbit hole on Instagram or whatever.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: But of course the lads, the crows now are out
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: doing a great job hoovering up fag but putting them
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: in the bin, getting the sweetie, the whole lot. Of course,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you know what, wouldn't you know what? The fucking
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: rights crowded out? The key concern to us, the health
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: risks of the birds cigarette filters contained to it's the
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: chemicals handling them. They don't handle them. They put them
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: in the fucking knife that's stuck to their face and
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: they drop them in. They're fucking rubbing them under their
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: armpits are licking them. They're gross. These lads have worked out,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. They've worked out how to pick up some
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: of the grossest ship and now they're getting a peanut
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: for it. It's like what.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Moreover, there's a fill of nutritional positive to hold on. Moreover,
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: there's a philosophical debate about sustainability. Is it ethical to
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: turn natural foraging behavior into a job for animals?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Jesus swept? What do you think they're fucking horsted for millennia.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what we do. Let's just bring
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: a combustion engine down there with a big, giant fucking
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: hoover and hoovered up. So if you prefer yeah, how
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: would you prefer that instead? Like, I have a better idea.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: With respect sir, whoever came out with that statement, would
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: you do be one favorable and close the door from
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the fire side. Yeah, don't let the don't let the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: door hit you where the good Lord's bleach you. Here's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: the take of that one. We favor goats or goats eye.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: But crows are that cute, they're that fucking sharp. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing. They wouldn't be if they were
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: getting sick of what the reward was and they were
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like they would no more, they'd be smoking fags and
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: throwing butts on the ground themselves.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I will put it to you, Tom that when you
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: introduce a trained crow into a street level, when you
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: when you put them into the twenty one jump street
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and he goes under cover in a fig busting operations,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: when it do rag and he's got to do rag,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: He's doing a whole lot. He's picking up cigarette butts
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: dropping him in and get peanuts. I didn't say every
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: crow around the way, For the nature of crows, the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: whole murder would be looking at him, going like, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: see what he's at, You see what he's It's like
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: arrest them, and now they're all at it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And that's what they did. They didn't have to take
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: every crow in souder hula. They just had to take
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a collection of them from an area, and knowing full
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: well other crows would clock this in too behavior in
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: a way you go, hold on, did Jimmy just get
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: a fucking peanut out of that thing? And you think,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: going with all the peanuts, how do you get peanuts?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I see he's picking up them cigarette butts and dropping
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: them in. All right, tweet, do you know what I'll do?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I'll take a little twigs?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Now, now they figured that out, shemus, No, no, no,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: what a pebbles? The wise to it, man, the lighter ways?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: All right, fair enough cigarette butts.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It is by all accounts. And I mean this is
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: you have to love the Scandinavians, like did that that?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Nobody took the piace out of that, Like nobody laughed
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that out of parliament. But apparently, like the project is
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: drown international media coverage and it's compelling example for leveraging elements, animals, intelligence,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: urban innovation, and environmental problem solving. Yeah, how about we
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: make foxes like guards? Do you know what I mean?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Like just put little fucking go pros on their heads,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: pay them in fucking worms or whatever they're into. I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: hate them in fucking sobin wires or whatever is ibing
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: wires all you want.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I got no problem with any of this, Tom and
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I did little bit of research on it, and it's
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: it's it's a thing that they've been doing and perfecting
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: for about three years.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two. Seems to be the force mentioned of it,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: but like of late, it's they're rolling it out. Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: they're rolling it out.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Properly or the eye of everybody, including two young podcasters.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, You think of it like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: who are the absolute pests in around Dublin City Center?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: And they're they're the polar opposite to what these crows
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: are doing. The fucking seagulls, And there's bigger the seagulls.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You can't train them to get out of your way.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: But there must be something we can do with them.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: How could we like there must have been very specific
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: thing to I'm like, oh, you know, it's got two
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: bars on the end of it. I know, get you,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: but surely, bit of Jesus, we can get them to
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: do something. And now I know this is kind of
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: like possibly, you know, the Australian effect. We bring in
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the kind eating towns to and then you bring in
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the loud because the Guild of tows and then you
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: realize before you I was like, fuck, but like, there
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: has to be something we can do with the absolute
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: pests that are city city pigeons or city you know
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: what I mean, city seagulls. Like there has to be
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: seagulls generators on their back and just siphon off the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: power at the end of the day that they've got
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: that they've created from flapping their wings and stealing chips.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I'm like, if if, if if
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: anybody thinks I'm being hard on seagulls, I'm gonna tell you,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: you have a new puppy in the house, and you
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: walk them past a dump and you see how friendly
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: you are the seagulls afterward, because they swooped on me
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: and the dog, go ahead, swooped, Are you gonna kill it?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Kept fucking swooping on us, like dive bombing the dog
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: to get them.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Geez.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was after, you know, after, after it happens
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: two or three times, I'm like them fucking things are
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: getting closer to me. But then you're like, you know,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: they're fucking going for us, and just get out of them,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: like I'm getting chased.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Up the fucking road by seagulls. Here. This is not
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the natural order of things. This is what I'm saying, right,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: they did, like the Ethics Committee. More over, you know,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the full of the baby, you have to turn natural
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: forging and behave. You're into a job for animals, we
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like everybody in the country. I don't want the cat,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: not so that they can clip its fucking clothes and
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: bring it indoors and make an Instagram account for it. No,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: it's that it keeps fucking away the rats away. Now
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: it's just let's roll. Let's we could melt one section
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: into another and go, hey, it still organ I've got
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: a suggestion for you. How about you go a little
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Sweden and get yourself a few fucking No, and I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: don't want any of those cute cats that you gave
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a couple of ground for. I want that cat from
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the pound missing an ear, busted tail, but he's got
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a back like Arnold Schwartzer in his fucking day, do
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: What I mean?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: You want that cat that's constantly in like a cloud
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: of dirt like your man from Charlie Brown, just like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: ye literally and he just wants to walk around like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a beano fight smashing anything that walks up four legs.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That's the that's what human fish. And he eats all
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: of it and just the skeleton on a plate, he
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: just pulls it out, just the tail back. Yeah. So
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm thinking there's gotta be something we can
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: do because I mean, there's enough rubbish around and let's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: talk about the capital for for for the main reason
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: of this, because there's we gotta start getting what you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? People start like a bird. If
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you can train a fucking bird to do it, they
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: can spot stuff from from a you know, half my love,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could, hey, get rid of the drone problem.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: People can't complain about the noise of the drones. How
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: about we started training seagulls or pigeons to start dropping
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: off Jerry's fucking uber eats.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: To tell you what, we get the trains running a
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: little hand, or if we teach these animals to clear
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: leaves off the line.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're saying, we're just spitballing here people for
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the last ten minutes and we're already solving problems left
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: right in the center.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I got to tell you, it's an incredible story,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: and it's a it's an incredible testament to the fact
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: that you can train crows to collect cigarette butts quicker
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: and you can train humans to not fucking drop them.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go. That's I mean, there you go.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: It's almost it goes without one. I didn't need to
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: even say it, but everybody knows there are pieces of
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: shit on two legs, there is on four leggs that
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: just fucking throw everything outside the door. And there you go.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: But listen, we will circle back to that now because
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: we are racing til the end of the Tom and
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show. It's been a long, attic fill day, so
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna give one of my big rambling intros
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: to this segment. We remember a time when there wasn't
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: crows clear and cigarette butts and we remember other things
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: in a segment we called we Remember when when.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: years ago. Jesus Christ, you wrap that up nice and tight.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, normally that one goes goes, goes, goes a little
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: bit around the world. But we do remember a bunch
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: of things here on the Tom and Jerry Show, because
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: myself and Tom are and on mid forties, which means
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: we've seen it awful, seen a lot of times common,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of things go. I always say, Tom, we
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: exist on a fog from a life, and it's very
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: strange every now and then to notice that, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: we actually fucking did you know, like we can look
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: back and go, no, that wasn't a thing.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Well what I don't come out with that?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I goes as met Joe, like the stuff is cat,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You're like, huht.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It is there you go.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And the thing that we're dealing with right now is
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: the thing that we're right in the middle of as
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: we record this podcast. If not now, then shortly before
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: or shortly common you will have seen a thing called
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: in Ireland a Black Friday event, ah, a Black Friday event.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Some shops are calling it black tag events. Some shops
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: are just calling it straight out Black Friday, or indeed,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: bizarrely enough, Tom, black Friday week. Yeah, but one thing
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: or another, it is a pre Christmas sale.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: It comes around.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It was traditionally in America the day after thing Thanksgiving,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving takes place on a Thursday. I think it's like
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: the second last Thursday in November is Thanksgiving, which this
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: will be if you're American listeners listening to us, we
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. And the day after
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving was when stores would put everything on sale, all
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: their old merchandise they needed to sell it to get
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: rid of it, to make away from.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Your Christmas stock coming in, or just to wrench.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: The money right out of your pocket. And it became
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: known as Black Friday because it was the busiest shopping
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: day of the year. Now in Ireland town, we didn't
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: have that until as best as I can Google, twenty
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: fourteen to twenty sixteen was when it started to creep
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: in right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: There are thereabouts.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: So in the last six to eight years, God what
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: am I saying? The last ten to twelve years, that's
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: there you go, Tom, that's what it is. Beforey five.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I just lost four years out of order.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know what too? And it's it's the American
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: When it came in first, it fucking annoyed me. I
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: don't mind the sale. I don't mind Fox say why,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: like I guess why you're doing it or whatever. I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: get write your copy and whatever. But could we just
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: call it something else? Do we have to do? We
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: have to because okay, let me let me get in
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: on that, all right, let me get in on that. Okay. Ah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: We never had Black Friday sales in this country. We
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: never had end of November sales in this country. But
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: what we did have was January sales. The January sales
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: were real simple. You had spent all your money in
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: the lead up to Christmas, but you might have you know,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: it's it's, it's, it's it's a paradox. You might come
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: into January with a bit of money in your pocket
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: because someone might have given you a fifty quid, you
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: got a Christmas bonus, you had a bit of money
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: left over.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Or whatever it might be.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: You had a little money in your pocket, and shops
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: were like, we'll have that please, Yeah, yeah, you can
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: give that to us, because what we need to do
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: is get rid of old stock and old inventory and
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: get the new year's stuff in.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do that in January.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be week of January sales where we're gonna
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: sell off old and unsold items to just try the
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: money out of your pocket. That's all we're doing here,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Tom Morey. We're not the same make a wish buddy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: We are just like prying money out of your pocket.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Well, that was it, because also they like to be
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: nothing moving in January, like nothing moving in January, some
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: incentive to get you up and out.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there are still January sales, don't get me wrong,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: there are still January sales more than in a second.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: But it appears to be like we're.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, why don't why don't shops are just like
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: why don't we pry money out of people's pockets twice? Yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: in a week period in November and started January. Fuck it,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: that's again, it's the pincer movement.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: What that was? The thing I didn't understand fully because
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: reading into it a small but like there was it
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: was Black Friday, the first recorded everyone eighty ninety one.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It would seen, but it was actually in January jar
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: It didn't swing back around to this. They didn't get
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: cute like they if we were still on the January
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: sales back in like twenty ten, what shall we say
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: they they packed in their January sales in around nineteen
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: hundred because by nineteen twenty four, oh, they were onto
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Black Friday.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: It was different because it must it must not be forgotten.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: The Thanksgiving is American Christmas.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: It really is much bigger than Christmas. And what is
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the pilgrims saying thanks for the crops or harvest or whatever? Right?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I think so it is at fully know, But anyway,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I mean it was the Americans don't need an excuse
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: to eat tom.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: But what I will say is this, Okay, here's when
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: you and I heard of Black Friday first, and by
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: you and I I mean by extension, every human being
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: in the country of Ireland. Yeah, we started hearing hearing
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: properly about it after the dawn of the Internet, after
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: YouTube started going, when we started to see on our
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: very very low resolution, poorly buffering YouTube channels, we started
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to see footage of doorbuster events where Americans would o'clock
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: in the morning below like like start kicking in the
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: door of a costcoat to get in and get a
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars telly.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Right, And every year it started to be a thing
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: like these videos will go whatever was the early form
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: of viral, and we hadn't really seen anything like this.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: You know, this was brilliant. It was absolutely brilliant to
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: say it screaming.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I remember, like back in the eighties we would have
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: There was like news footage of people going mad trying
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to get like cabbage patch dolls for their kids and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: shit like this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll go mad,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like Americans going mad in shops.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: But then this became like a yearly thing and it
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: was the thing that we laughed at and it was
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: a thing that we mocked. It was a thing where
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: we go like, look at all these Americans getting into roaring,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: screaming fight, savage crumpling on their fellow man to get
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: themselves a two hundred dollars telly. And then we started
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: to say to ourselves, two hundred dollars.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Not bad for a telly. Yeah yeah, oh can you
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: get a tally for two hundred euro? Can we? Yeah?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Anybody over here want to start doing these Black Friday
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: sales where the start giving away tellies for two hundred
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: euros and retailers were like absolutely, sorry, yeah, not a problem,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: because a problem in the wide early world. Were all,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: we're all buying them in the one fucking place. They're
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: all coming out of the one people's Republican promise. You
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: are making all of these things, so we can probably
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: do a price drop as well. Why not, let's do it?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: We got new models coming in, we got you know,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: those old ones are four k. These new ones are
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: four and a half case. So we got to get
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: rid of the four cases. We can sell you animals
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: four and a half k. But all that to say,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: now here we are ten years later. Tom and Black
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Friday sales are yearly occurrence, and I would like to
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: stand here before you and the listeners of the Tom
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show and say I don't buy anything that
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: would be liese.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they are. Ourself has a new hair
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: fryer on the way there. It's so I'm not gonna
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold your feet over the goals on
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: this one. Like, but you sent me a bargain. You
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: sent me a picture the other day and I was
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: like Jesus in all fairness, that is some drop.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I want to that's what I want
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: to it into, because like this is this is sort
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: of a tail or.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Two, this is a this is a segment of two halves,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Tom number one.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I want to say, Hey, black Friday wasn't the thing
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: in Ireland nowadays.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Look at this here we are, silly animals that we are.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: This isn't us kicking down the doors to get cheap insulin, buddy,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: This is us kicking down the doors to get cheap
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: hair straightener.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah, cheap such such as
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the nature right, cheap diffusers for your fucking hair dryer.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah alright, so do you know what I'm gonna get.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I need to get a cheap hair straightener and a
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: cheap set of hair courlers.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Because you're never fucking nobody right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. It is. It beggars belief. The amount of shite. See,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: that's the only problem is that, Okay, there are staples
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: in the home. But at the same time you find
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: yourself going, of course I need aini maker twice, donut
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: maker twice a year. I eat paninis. Let's take up
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: some morning. I want waffles? Yeah, what am I gonna
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: be over here?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Over here like a waffless pastard? Fucking waf it's sitting
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: in there with the popcorn maker.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the popcorn baker. Oh my, where's that us? Right
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: behind the dehydrator. There, you're a maker forever. Man will
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: make it. You want man, you want it, you want it.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: We have a maker for it. And after that we've
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: got it like a breaker for it. We've gotta smash. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: But the picture you did send me kind of shock
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: to me because I was like, Jesus Christ, this is
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: where it became. So this became like, you know, part
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: two of this segment. Yes, a fifty inch Telly Jerry,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: What was it going for? A fifty inch? Tom? And
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I stressed? Is here, buddy? A fifty inch flat screen TV?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: They're all flat screen teeth.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: They're all flat screen these days. But as we're about
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: to get into they weren't always a fifty inch flat
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: screen TV was two one hundred and fifty year.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Old, buddy, Now it was it the latest? Great?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: This high faluting old D EIGHTK shit, No it's not.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: But you know why I don't need that, Tom, because
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: my favorite program isn't slow mo images of butterflies landing
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: on flowers. You know, you walk into Harvey Norman. What's
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: showing on the TV? Rain drops hitting puddles in slow
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: motion to show off the spectacular jet black old head TV,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: No Tom and what terrestrial TV?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Forget about it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see the fucking Angelus in eight
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: k you'll grant. I don't need to be so high fluting.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: This is, this is, this is the thing. We didn't
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: have a comparative either back in the day. You gotta
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: tell you you were delighted. Like the one in the
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: kitchen was black and white because a small portable one
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and had a handle on it. Yeah, when it was
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: black and white with a rabbit ears off it. The
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: one in the sitting room, we.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: We broke them, Old Tom. We had we had two
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: TVs in the house, which was like kind of unheard of.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: One of them was TV TV and the other one
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: was the monitor of.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: The amstrad Go.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Sandy Sandy, Sandy was upsold on getting the TV tuning
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: or for that was a separate box that plugged into
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: it that you tune TV stations into it, like literally
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: like tune in a radio. You had to, you know,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: do a little sort of safe cracker job on it
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: to tune in RT one RT two, And that machine
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: fucking saved my life, no doubt about it, when I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: learned that you could take a coat hanger in the
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: back of that and tune in RT two and watch friends.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Forget about it. Forget about it, buddy, game changer. I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: looking here as.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: And that's what, and that's what the segment, that's what segment,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that's what the second half of this segment is. Yeah,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm going to tell you, Black Friday.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: It's dreadful. Don't buy into the into the hype. But
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: if you feel like you can get yourself a good
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: TV at a good price, then by all means. And
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: the other half of it is, we came up in
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: a time when this shit cost way more than.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: It does today.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, Mental, somehow, Tom, somehow I could go back to
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I could go back in time twenty years and catch it,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: you know, my younger self by the collar of the
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: short and go A pack of Honky Dories is two euro.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: A pack of Honky Dories a two euro. Don't live
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: in this future and me back then, It'll be like
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: a pack of Honky Dories is two euro Next you
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: kind of tell me that a bottle of coke is
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: two fifty five, and I'd be like, it is and
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: you pay fifteen euro on top of that, it's two
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: sixty for a fucking little bottle of coke. But at
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: the same time, I could say to myself twenty years ago, uh,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: by the way, a fifty inch telly is two hundred
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: and fifty euros. Now I'm looking at the top of
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: my old head would lift clean off my shoulders. Now
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: there's there's I'm just looking here, right.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I went back and I had a look because my head,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: in my mind, I remembered, like you were talking about
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. They were a thing to be minded because
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: they were like a piece of furniture. The one for
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the longest time, there was one in the one in
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the sitroom when I was very young. It had like
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: a it was timber, you know what I mean. And yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: the timber frame. Yeah, they did progress up to a
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Panasonic with a matching video recorder at one point, but
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I I'm just looking here. In the eighties, here's a
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: km Art advert advert in the eighties. So I have
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: a whole mad here coming up. Yeah, I have like
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: phenomenal original price. This is full, so they have they
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: have it if you don't want the remote, so you're
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: not Yeah, the remote is fifty dollars right, Okay, Now
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: this is America. That's so they would have had lots
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: of this stuff like this Comparatively in Ireland. I'm sure
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: vas different the km art discount fifty so they can
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: do you do the best they can do you for
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: on a twenty five inch yure half the size you're
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: talking about is six hundred and ninety eight dollars. But
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: if you want remote and you don't have your your
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: cake Kmart card, it's going to cost you seven hundred
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: ninety eight dollars. I mean by equivalent, what are we
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: talking In Ireland, it would have been Jesus Christ. It
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: would have been that in punts or maybe less, maybe
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: five hundred pounds. But nobody have that here, Tom, Yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: have that here? What I've gone?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: And we stress TVs because I feel like TV's are
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: like the gold standard. They're like that, They're like what
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: else was there?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: It's like the price of a barrel of oil, Like
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: this is the thing that you can sort of you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: can measure exactly. I mean nobody, nobody gave two folks
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: about the toast sandwich maker. The kettle was I mean,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: that could have been a hob kettle just you know,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: heating on the hob. The toaster that was it. Really
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: there was no other fan dingles, you know what I mean.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: The mother might have had the mother might have had,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you know, a kitchen aid that might be it. Or
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you know the yok for for beaten cream, you know,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: for you know, the fucking propeller. You brief period there
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: was electric knives. Remember the two electric knives for cav
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: to make clean ships of turkey, like just to smashing
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the turkey debates. Who would have thought it saws all?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Wasn't the machine? Yeah, saber soa with saws on it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: But the but the TV is the TV.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Because what I'm going to take you through right now, Tom,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: We're not going to take up too much of your time.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Folks, or the end of the second they're injured. I'm
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: going to take you through the Winter two thousand, our
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: goss catalog. Oh yes, perfect, because I feel that it's
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: like a fair two thousands, that's fair even Yeah, people
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: younger than that would go ok, all right, yeah, so
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: that's that's twenty five years ago. And again, like I say,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: there are some listeners to the Tom and Jerry Show
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that they might not be twenty five years of age. Yeah. Yeah,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the average listenership of our show is easily in the forties. Temple.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Let's imagine this, this four quarternant appeal that we have,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: that we've got a sleugh a twenty year old going grundig.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are these people talking about? There there's some,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: there's some let's let's have it hit me jar. So
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: these are UK prices about what you can do right
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: yeah now? And I wanted to do this on a
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: sweeter product, Tom, but as you browsed the two thousand
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: the Winter two thousand Argos catalog, it's a desert. There's
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: products in this there's just no equivalent of today. Yeah,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Walkman's disc men, car stereos, home land lines, VCRs. Even
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: if we got.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Into the earliest DVD players, these things just don't exist
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: these days. And I can't say, well, that's the price
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: of one then, and this is the price of one now, Kettles,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I guess you could always get one for a tenor
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: or one for fifty quid.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: So it's neither here nor there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: televisions are like a barrel of oil.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: It's like a bar of gold. You can see what
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: it costs you, what it costs you now. So I'm
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: just flicking through. And the one thing that that strikes
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: you when you're going through this TOM is there are
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: no big TVs. Just no, like, you're not going to
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: get a fifty inch TV. That's not a thing, okay,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: because the technology wasn't there. What you had was I
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: and I still say flat screen TVs to this day
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: because I remember when they weren't like the one that's
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: over my shoulder, the THOM a CRT a cathode ray tube,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: and the thing with them was, given the nature and
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: make of them, they had to be incredibly deep.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that you're behind you is probably a foot and
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: a half deep.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: That that you're there is deeper than it is wide. Okay,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: that's just that's how you got TV back then. Now
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: you've got a flat screen TV. That's the thickness of
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: a copybook that works with magic spider webs. I don't
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: fucking know.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: The tellies back then were that in case you're absolutely
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: youthful and you have no idea what we're talking. They
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: were so deep you could have literally had the fucking
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: actors and set inside the TV just putting on a
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: play for you. You were halfway to the studio or
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the shop. Relationship at the time. About this on the wall.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: That's it. They was opening on the water. You had
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: to have you to go and buy furniture to fucking
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: keep it up, and by a three corner table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: There was the there was the TV unit. The TV
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: unit was a stable and everything. It was a unit. Brother,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: fucking right.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: If if you're asking where are all the fifty inch TVs?
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: If there had been a theoretical fifty inch Cathold ray TV,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: that thing would have been seven foot deep.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Not kidding, Oh, there was like a serious piece of machinery.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Just bring it into the house. Oh yeah, you have
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to knock out a wall if you had a big
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: screen back in the day. And I only ever saw
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: one of these in my life, never in anybody's house.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It was just like in a shop in a shop,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and everybody's hair in the entire shop is
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: standing on end because of the static electricity coming off
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking thing. It was what's known as as a
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: rear projection TV, which basically it wasn't a screen. It
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: was a cinema. It wasn't that screen. It was a screen.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a screen. It was like a cinema
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: screen and the image was projected onto it from the back.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: So it was like it was done with.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: It was genuinely literally done with smoke and mirrors. Was
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: a fantastic piece of machinery, but beyond the kin of
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: mortal men and would get you maybe a forty inch
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: TV right right, right right, Okay.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: These were for the uber rich.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: This was above and beyond what you and I would
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: probably have had in our hand in our in our houses.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Tom let me get into a couple of these here,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: and when we get into the two thousands, you get
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: into things like Trintron. Oh god, yeah, y co logics
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: around sound and all this kind of thing. But your
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: average in your house TV, yeah yeah, give us regular stuff. Now,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: something that would be in your house TV would have
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: been a Sony. Let's stay with a sort of a
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: good make okay, because we can all get byd TV
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: is all you want.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Sony, The foxes of all the fun wires. It not.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You're talking about.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: A Sony twenty one inch TV. Oh, I'm looking at
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: it right here with my eyes. A Sony twenty one
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: inch TV was three hundred and thirty pounds sterlo. Oh,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: three hundred and thirty pounds Sterland, three hundred and thirty
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: pounds sterling.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Now, like I said, the TV I sent you a
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: picture of was a fifty inch flat screen TV for
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty euro and it connected to the TV,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: it connected to the internet. Was this my You can
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: play whatever you want to know. You know you don't
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: want to pay three thirty for Sony. Fine, you can
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: give the same people that argust three hundred and thirty
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: zero for a day TV, and it too is a
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: twenty two inch TV. These are small, Tom. Let me
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: just I'm just gonna. I'm not just gonna. There's no
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: comedy value in throwing out the price of tvsier, but
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you this one here, a Sony pro
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: logic wide screen TV.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of fancy words. Okay, someone asked you
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: why you paid so much for your TV. You could say, well,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: that's prologic and don't you know it's it's a wide
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: screen dipshit with nothing that would display wide screen on it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: You know, I seem to recall in the early nineties
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: into the late nineties there was a bit of a like,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: a wide screen is better than all this kind of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: you fucking nerd. A Sony wide screen TV is going
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: up to thirty two inches. Yeah, oh jesus, thirty two inches, Okay,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: a thirty two inch TV tom is listed in the
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Argos Into two thousand catalog at eleven hundred and forty
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: nine starel.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: And I'll just look at the average wageure, the average
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: wage in two thousand. This is medium across there. And
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: this isn't this is a median. This isn't taking into
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: account the really fucking rich bastards in the UK, right,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the super wealthy, because they have them super wealthy in
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: the UK. Three hundred and fifty nine pounds, that's what
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: the average in two thousand. That's what the average medium
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: grows week. That's gross weekly waged. So that's pre tax.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: So and you can imagine if you're probably blue collar,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: you ain't making that. And here's the thing I'm making now,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: that's that's the stuff that that these high fight companies,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: high fight listen to me, high fight companies and whatnot
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: would have targeted poor misfortunes. They can't really afford it
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: because they're like, this will make you a better person
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: for having this, do you know what I mean? Yeah?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: And and and and like you know that that eleven
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: hundred euros only trin it on TV. You or I
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: weren't getting that, Tom. That would be the kind of
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: TV that like fucking Jamiroqoi would have in this house.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: And it would show up in the video, the music
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: video just to yeah.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I've got a big TV and now
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I have a TV down in my living room with
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: fucking twice the size of that, and I paid something
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: like four hundred and fifty quid Hardy Norman a couple
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: of years ago.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: And it's grand. Yeah, yeah, this is a but I
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: mean there was also like there was there was I
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: remember our bus driver moonlit as a TV repair guy
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: to no, sorry, I beg your pardon. The guy straight
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: across the road from him, he had a video shop.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I talked about him before. He had a video shop.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: But the guy straight across the road from him repair TVs,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: and honestly, going in there was like something. You know,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you see these Indian guys who were incredible effixing the shit,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: but the whole place is just a fucking catacomb of
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: TV bits or and you just want But why I thought,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: why I Mendela affected myself for a second, was Mike
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: or TV our bus driver would collect your TV for
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: you while dropping the kids off home from school, and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: he would bring it to your man if he knew,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you know, that kind of way, because he knew heet
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: he'd be pulling up by your man's shop. But this
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: guy was out the fucking door busy repairing TVs. Oh yeah, no,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: this was it, Tom.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: There was the TV man, the TV man. I remember
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: a couple of times our TV broke down and like
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: you know, picture is Tom.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: We got it fixed. But that we didn't just be
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: like going up anyone, but the thing was got it fixed.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: There was fixing in him, jer you know, the kind
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: of way like a man would fucking he'd have he'd
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: have a screw drive to take off the back and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: much like a carbonnet he'd take off the back and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: to be a part blown in it. That he'd have
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: a repair a bit for nobody.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Nobody has remembered.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: It was among the bleakest times in my young life
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: when you know, the TV was aware of away of
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: being repaired, and you had like two or three days
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: with no telling Jesus might Yeah, you had to with
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: your long night to the soul.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: He had to go find round bails to jump on,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you know that kind of I was hoping to go
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: through the catalog and find some other things that we
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: could we could find wild comparisons on it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: But I'm looking at the black and deck arrange here, Tom,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: and and and you know, not for not a bush
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: cord of drill here a bush hammer action cord.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Of drill is fifty fourth Starland, which is about kind
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: of what it is these days. So there's not much
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: much to say about that. TV really do seem to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: be the they were like, but they do, you know
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: what they were. I can't I can't fathom that they
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they had so much technology in
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: them that made them do that. I think they fucking
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: gouged people because they knew how much people love them,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: to the point that I in small towns and stuff,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you'd see TV leasing people. Do you know what they
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: lease a Yeah, yeah, yeah you could. You could put
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: it on layway and buy the fucking thing over two
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: years and stuff. And remember Jesus Christ having you know,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I was always taught to never be over a barrel
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: to fucker like, you know what I mean, if you can,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: but I guess if they you know, if you've you've
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: got for it ally and you have a house full
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: of screaming youngsters and you need to keep them quiet,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: like and the Ninja turtles aren't fucking going on. You
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: do whatever. You will pay you five pounds a week.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: You know you can go down, you know, you can
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: go down to Harvey Normans during their black Tag event
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: and and and pick up a massive tally for half
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: the price that you would have otherwise done. And don't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: you worry if you don't get the money, the Harvey
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Normans of this world will do you a deal where
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: it'll get get that money out of you over two
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: years as well. I dare say, just in time for
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: the break and get you and get you on a
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: new one, how about that?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well I mean there was there was
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: dedicated shops to just TV leasing and fucking long term sales.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Like there was one I lived around the corner from
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the cork and I was like this. This was in
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: the early two thousands. Yeah, early two thousands. He was
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: still trucking. He was doing alright, because at that stage
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: we had flat screens were being mooted, but they weren't
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: fucking flat air. They still had like a seven or
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: eight inches deep at the backlack.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: And you still need remember when flat screens came in
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: for Tom the earliest above an earliest the flat screens,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: we could do a whole bit and what those fucking
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: things cost. But all this to say, Black Friday, responsibly,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, if you can get it, If you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: can get a cheap TV and you need a cheap TV,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: you buy that cheap TV. Don't don't kick down doors
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: to and don't trample over.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Your fellow man to get them. But you wouldn't be
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: listening to this show if you were a good right
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: true true that true that only sound sound skins need
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: apply and sound skins.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: If you are sound like you so claim to be,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: then why don't you jog on over to at Tom
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show on our social media channels you'll find
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: us on Twitter and Instagram at that very handle, and
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: you'll find me at Jerry mcbridele' jerry with a G
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: don't you know? Over on Blue Sky tom O'Mahony no e.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: His heart of choice is Instagram. Do you know what
• 1:03:48
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