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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, Payne, what's the five horoscopes today? Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: letting you know the one thing that your zodiac sign
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  Speaker 1: thinks that you're an absolute expert at. So if it's
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  Speaker 1: your birthday today, you are a Libra and you share
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  Speaker 1: a birthday with Josh Hutcherson, Hugh Jackman, and Iris Apatow. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: very nice. And since you're a Libra, Kyle's birthday's coming up. Perfect, Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: for Libras. It's your season, so you are kind of
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  Speaker 1: thinking that you're like, the mastermind of being a relationship
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  Speaker 1: guru and playing both sides. But even though you currently
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  Speaker 1: have like three unanswered texts yourself and you can't even
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  Speaker 1: pick what to order off of a dinner menu. So
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  Speaker 1: you like to think that you can make good decisions
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  Speaker 1: for other people, but not necessarily for yourself. I think
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  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. It is easier to make decisions for
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  Speaker 1: other people because you don't have to live with that. Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. What's your sign? I am a tourist. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so for my tourists, the thing that you guys think
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  Speaker 1: you guys are the best at, you swear you're like
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  Speaker 1: a Michelin star food critic because you ordered truffle fries,
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  Speaker 1: but you low-key just took your shoes off, unbuttoned your pants,
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  Speaker 1: and swallowed $ 40 worth of takeout in five minutes. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like me for sure. I love my food. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Sarah, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: You too. Bye. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: You too. Hi, Ara. What's your sign? I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 1: Just like me, Ara. Okay, so us Leos, the thing
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  Speaker 1: that we think we are the absolute best at, we
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  Speaker 1: are convinced that we could walk the runway in Paris
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  Speaker 1: Fashion Week if the opportunity presented itself. When in reality,
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  Speaker 1: we kind of just spent like 45 minutes staring at
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  Speaker 1: ourselves in a mirror and trying on six outfits that
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  Speaker 1: were low-key mid anyway. That sounds about right. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like the opportunities, I would have the fake confidence to
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  Speaker 1: do it. You totally would. You would rock it. I
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  Speaker 1: would be so scared, but I would do it. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Thanks for listening. Yes. Bye, guys. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces? Rich, for you, the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: think you're the best at, you think you are a
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  Speaker 1: psychic main character, and you are like low-key the exact
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  Speaker 1: opposite of that. You kind of give side piece, but
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. Side piece? It's okay. You're the supporting character.
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay with being a side piece. It sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, you think that you run and rock the room,
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  Speaker 1: when in reality, that's not true. How about Virgos? Virgos.
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  Speaker 1: That's just what the stars are saying, Rich. It's not me. Virgos,
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  Speaker 1: John Jay, you think that you are this high-level life
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  Speaker 1: coach judging everyone's chaotic daily habits from the corner while
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  Speaker 1: your own life is barely held together. And if it
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  Speaker 1: is held together, it's with anxiety and iced coffee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my entire life. Thank you, Peyton. If we need to
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  Speaker 1: get your sign, they're all posted on our website, johnjayandrich.com.