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#337 We Don't CELEBRATE ROCK SAMSON'S BIRTHDAY the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Good morning, Good morning. We don't smoke the same crew. It's XG
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  marks the spot and I'm just here letting you guys know we don't smoke the
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  same. Had a great week last week. We had Bart's barbecue. He
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  came through, talked about his meal preps. Tune in to find out how
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  to participate, how to be part of his meal preps. We also had
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  LAFC soccer head. He came through. We talked about how how LFC has
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  been doing, how they not doing, but it was a good episode.
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  You can catch that all that right now for five bucks over at the patroon.
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  All those episodes are ready to go. We also got a thirty thirty
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  Shout out everybody who went to my live event at Bellflower. Yes,
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  dollar boxes Secret Menu mystery boxes. Those are sold out. Shout out to
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  e Zone. He puts in the work twenty limited spots and yep, sold
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  out. That's it, guys, he might have to know more. I
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  don't know. Stay tuned. We'll let you guys know. Here's the episode
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  where we celebrate Rock's birthday. Happy Birthday, Rock, Thank you guys.
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  Tune in, guys. I appreciate you guys. Couldn't do it without the
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  patron subscribers. Good assis, what up? And welcome back to another episode.
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  Oh sorry, I gotta fucking stop. I'm coming out of coming out
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  of my my chest. But I'll tell you were changing the name of the
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  show for a quick second. Why do you guys think that every time I
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  stumble words, that's the only one I know how to say. You guys
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  are fucking assholes. Man. But welcome back, Welcome back to another episode
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  of that We Don't Smoke the same podcast. Birthday. Before we start,
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  Happy Birthday, Rock, Sampson, who I drow lays that he's still drunk,
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  ladies, He's still drunk, ladies. Yeah, I got my whiskey
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  and I have gotten three hours of sleep. Let's do this, and uh,
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  you know, I went. I went and did the whole white people
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  thing. I went to his party and or his the bar hangout in Austin.
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  It was cool, you know, me and my girl got kind of
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  wasted. Um yeah, so, and aside from that, before we do
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  the rest of the introductions. Also, do not forget right after this the
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  moment this show is over at one o'clock and Hungry is premiering. I've been
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  waiting for a while. We got eleven episodes. One of them is a
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  bonus episode featuring Martino Moneno, so make sure you guys fucking look forward to
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  that. We start filming a big pilot next at the end of this year.
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  So enjoy these episodes, share them, buy some merch because you know
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  it supports the supports the fucking channel. And to be fair, if the
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  net boys fucking let you, let their fucking fans know we got the amounetizing.
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  These motherfuckers are going to fucking Europe and Russia. What the fuck?
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  What the fuck we got the amonetizing. We give you guys, shit,
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  when's the last time the Neel boys gave you some mushrooms? When's the last
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  time they fucking gave you some weed? Thanks? Bitch? Facts straight up,
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  man, I'm like facts, those are I'm fucking this cracer facts.
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  Tommy zoned right up and and to be fair, you know what I mean
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  We've given you a lot more than some other people have, but we just
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  asked for your support. With that being said, X welcome back. What's
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  up, guys? How are we doing? Sorry? Can it miss your
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  eventful white eventful? We couldn't miss. Yeah, I was busy. That
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  just makes sense that reservations. You don't mean first. Yeah, yeah,
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  it isn't my first thing. To leave me alone. Dog, I'm so
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  drunk. I'm already drinking top of Chicos you know, Yeah, you know
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  how to white girl over yesterday. If I'm drinking top of Chicos, white
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  girl, she's not white? Pretty white? No, she's not white.
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  Damn brose good things on the it's on the petrun. So you smoked the
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  other girl out with the weed. The other girl games. We us what
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  happens. Yeah, you're not about to get no more free weed. Bro
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  I was good, not from you. I'm just sucking around. We're just
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  kidding, but I hear you. Guys had a great time last one yesterday.
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  Yeah, yeah, we did. Man, it was a really good
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  time. You guys. Go. We went. We just did a lot
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  of bart like a little mini bar crawl up in Sherman Oaks and the theme
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  was like mall walkers, so it's like, you know, track suits and
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  shit, like old people wear to them all like before it opens so they
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  can walk that ship. So we essentially did that. So everybody was in,
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  like even his zone came in track suit. Um, yeah, it
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  was really tight, man. We were mobbing. We had a lot of
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  people, dude, and we ustimate the number. It was like ten or
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  twelve in the beginning. Yeah, in the beginning we got up to like
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  twenty oh damn yeh because yeah, then we migrated. More people came out
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  like and I call that's the only time you get to use the word migrated,
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  white people migrating. He's only the only one who really migrated. It's
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  a roster, a happy birthday celebration. I'll take both, man, I'll
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  take both. She said, did they treat you? Did they treat you
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  like the birthday boy? Did you get shots you get like, yeah,
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  yeah, he's one actually bought me, Like a lot of the shots are
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  took. You're looking really good for a birthday. Boy. I'll be honest,
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  it's not me on my birthday. Come up, baby, I got
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  treated while the homies came through. It was yeah, whatever you didn't mention
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  that that's that's the homie Arthur. He's been on the show before. Yeah,
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  yeah, dealer, just kidding. He wasn't a drug dealer, bro,
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  but it wasn't either one that got caught up in fucking uh in the
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  Philippines. No, No, that was who was that? That was the
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  Asian dude. That was d Yeah, my bad, Yeah, I thought
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  that was it. I was like, bro, that's that is cool though,
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  that's super cool. Yeah, oh yeah, Nor, I'm sorry,
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  Yeah no, I was trying to spaced on it too. Yeah, but
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  yeah, big norm. Yeah, he's the one who had the crazy experience
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  where he was literally just because he like moved seats where somebody was able to
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  get out of going to prison. That's fucking tight. That's fucking scary.
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  But yeah, good for him. I mean, yeah, it's tight that
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  he got out of it. Yeah, that's just fucking awful. Yeah.
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  But no, but Arthur, Arthur got shrooms. Yeah, he had some
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  shrooms there yesterday and like that food was cool. Like I do remember him
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  from the show. But then that was about to call him Roger because because
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  you know where we need people every fucking week. But I'm like, yo,
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  I know this food, but I'm kind of fucked up right now.
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  So you called him Roger last night? No, I was like, I
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  was about to call you Roger. Bro I'm glad I did it be No.
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  Yeah, Tupac oh, because he didn't I think he was wearing a
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  hat maybe when he was here, I don't know. I didn't know he
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  was bald. Oh yeah, he's always got a pi. Yeah yeah.
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  So like and then the moment he took that out, he took it off
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  and he was at the bar, and I was like, anybody ever tell
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  you in that Tupac He's like all my fucking life dog, And I was
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  just like, damn, I did not fucking add to this. He took
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  it like a like, not a con like. He just laughed about it.
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  That's a little bit of compliment to say. No, An Arthur Mann,
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  he did. He's a funny ass dude. He got thick skin,
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  he can take jokes. Duke, you got your mic today? Yeah,
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  okay, Yeah, what's what's up, Brave, Welcome back, right morning,
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  Happy birthday, Rock, Thank you, thank you. No, I
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  was gonna say, I was like, because he usually whenever we don't have
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  a mic for you, I'm always down to be your voice and try to
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  like repeat shit for you so you can't recreate the Yeah wait yeah wait so
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  we're good. We're good. Yeah. So yesterday I look at xabrierl messing
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  up a perfectly good pen. Good pen. Let you let me see my
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  pen? Now, my pek you talking? There's like hello weed in there
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  now that they won't come out? Like, but did you focus on him
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  as a camera w he was doing it? I didn't even know because I
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  can't really know. He was like he even already had the grander and he
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  was like just digging shit out, and I'm just like, what's wrong with
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  that? That's how you get the shit out. There was a little fun.
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  Now you get it out with them with that damber over there? You
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  see that over there? Yeah? There you good? Xavier. I finally
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  saw the video a couple of days. Oh yeah, we were talking on
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  the phone about it. Oh dude, that's not that's the that's not that's
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  chilling, not the you're talking about my EDC fucking that should be partly.
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  This was way better than DC. No, was nay better than the fat
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  video ever too, Like I like, we we ask you for fucking months
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  for you to fucking like do that flashlight video. And I wouldn't be excited
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  about this and the fact that you just you were like, oh, this
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  is it. It's not important, it's not important. And I'm like,
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  I'm having conversations with God. I'm like, give me something, bro,
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  give me something so he can learn. And sure enough, Bro, as
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  soon as tacos way, he fucking approached like all God was like lights camera
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  action. Bro. It was fucking crazy. Man. She got accused of
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  being Christalia. No, no, no, no, s no, no,
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  stopped with that sh She is exactly what I mean. Why I don't
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  even like, it's not even that, it's not even nah, it's not
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  even close to that. Some girl just passed down and they want to blame
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  me for all right, did you see her pass out? No, hung
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  out for twenty minutes? All right? No? Like all right, so
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  this food Like look man, we were we said this for the Patreon,
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  This is for Patreon. No, this is on Twitch. So this Twitter
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  Paton. Yeah, this is definitely exclusive. No, they're gonna get the
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  video. Yeah, this for Twitter, then save the whole conversation for Twitch.
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  They want to hear this. They don't get this on Twitch for free.
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  Dolly walks for free. If you're gonna, I'm gonna give them the
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  gist of a story. We're gonna burn me off, if you're gonna burn
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  me out, said Switch. Exavier just said, saved the conversation for Twitch
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  more Twitcher right now, y'all fuckers want to hear it instantly, cancel the
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  Twitch right now, all let it go. I just don't think they should
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  get it for free. I feel that you're, you know, you're acting
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  like you're guilty, though I'm not, like you know what I mean,
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  Like, I'm like, yo, like if I were, you up to
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  be like fucking just just I'm like, I didn't do anything to her.
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  I didn't do anything. Xavier was like, we were on the print.
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  Yeah yeah, but long story short. You know, I'm gonna going to
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  details on the Patreon because we have a exclusive video of what happened. Something
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  happened to this chick. She passed out. Last person she talked to was
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  it Xavier because he bought a ticket from her and moms fucking came to the
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  soccer game and scoped him out and went up and talked to him, and
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  I got all this on video of like her giving her this fucking speech and
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  all this shit. I mean, obviously I know Xavier didn't do nothing,
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  because you know what I mean. But it's just like the circumstance that happened
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  because she passed out. Did you know they were LAFC fans, dude,
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  Yeah, that's how I got her ticket, like I had already knew her.
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  But it's fucking stupid. It's just it's like, yeah, I'll go
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  in to details and the Patreon after pretty minutes. But my granddad, Nah,
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  it was like the dumbest thing that ever happened. It's pretty good on
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  though. I don't like x Ross, Like, you know, Rick Ross,
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  he was gonna put him all her drink, you know, fucking idiot
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  he's on. Yeah remember when Rick Ross I was talking about that. He
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  was all bragging about it. Oh yeah, and then his old career.
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  I'm like, bro, can't you like, you know, drugging somebody with
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  the fucking Molly or something like that. That shit don't fuck up your hole,
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  like because bro, Molly, it's never been there. You never party
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  with someone and they give you water and it's Molly water and night that he's
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  saying he took Molly before when I first tried it, and because I wasn't
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  ready for it and what to expect, like I literally like hated every bit
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  of it. Until this day, I had never tried Molly again. Honestly,
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  you're not missing anything like it is. I've had a good time on
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  Molly, but the last time I took it, my dick didn't work,
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  and I never took it again. Did you work for Molly? Yeah,
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  but you're not like when you do Molly your goal like it's pussy's always online,
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  but it's really not mine like it is, but not on Molly.
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  Man. I was having a really good time. I thought it was supposed
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  to make you horny, though it does. Dick don't work. I mean,
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  it's different, different results for people, I guess, but that is
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  something that I guess happened. It doesn't work, never works. Yeah,
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  you can barely feel when you're peeing. It's like coke dick. Yeah,
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  it's crazy. It just doesn't work. But it's okay, Okay, work
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  later, bro. She's rolling. She's rolling too, she understands. Just
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  eat her out. You're fine, eat her out, bro. She isn't
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  about her at this point. It's like, why can't I function? Why
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  can't I get Like that's like, man, I don't know, I don't
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  have a good comparison off the top of my head right now, but just
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  like that's the pinnacle of the experience. You're like, all right, you
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  don't, Molly, I feel great in every respect. I should be able
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  to have sex and experience that on an insane level. But instead, schmiet
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  don't work. Don't work. And then you kind of like get it,
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  kind of Sami hard and then you try to like Sam slamming it. Fucking
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  bend's over and it hurts just pushing rope. Yeah, he has laddered up
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  a fucking thick ass rope. Bro Here's a real question. Here's a serious
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  question. Here's a serious question. Are you a better Are you a better
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  boner in the morning or at night? Oh, I'm everybody's in the morning.
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  From what I understand something, I'm way better than I in the morning.
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  Minnick sensed it. They don't not too soon. It's like, I'm
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  like, it's fucking ready to oh that. We came in here and y'all
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  was coming and screaming whatever the fuck helse No, I'm way better at night
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  sucks. I don't know why the morning ship is just not And then they
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  got that fucking morning breaths breath. That's not morning sex. If you tell
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  the can use the toothbrush, yeah, but I don't, dude, No,
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  but you know, nah, but if I wake up, if I
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  wake up, if I wake up and I'm on a bone in the morning,
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  I just started grabbing nipple like the second half. If you're I'm not
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  gonna tell her, hey, can you go brush your teeth so we can
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  bone? But you can get a boat in the morning though, Like you
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  should fucking know that I'm not gonna be kissing her if we just both woke
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  up and I'm just gonna get my dad. Yeah, but it's still there,
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  like it's still both y'all motherfuckers ain't married, because we'll just be like,
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  okay, hold on, time out, go brush my teeth. I'll
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  catch up with you in two minutes. Hard ways, brush your teeth,
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  come back, and then knock it out like adults. Yeah, straight up,
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  Exavier, you're you're I've noticed that you're very scared to do adult things
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  like we're adult things like fuck without brushing my teeth. That sounds like man
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  shit, Like if you're gonna tell your girlfriend, okay, I'm like,
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  don't get horn. That's some not man shit. I was married. She's
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  telling girl, not telling girls you don't want to hang out with. I
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  think later I will know. I also liked I like the way. I
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  also like the way the pussy tastes in the morning way better. It's got.
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  It's been marinading them all night, but it's got. It's got likes.
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  It takes his own nothing next girl, it ain't creamfield. It don't
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  taste like soap dog compliments. Yeah, bro at night they washed it up.
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  It tastes like dove and then agree. I don't agree what right?
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  Ray? In the morning saw it tastes like the Armenians who runs the Dispensiony?
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  Okay, hold on, we got another married man of the building.
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  Ray. If you're very I just think you just like have a cool girlfriend,
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  Like I forget your wife, you know, I mean she's cool,
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  ton't get you off, but I just she's not cool. No more.
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  She's a cool girlfriend, but she's not a cool wife. Yeah. Like
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  y go ahead rock Ray, Yeah, morning sex. I'm sure you and
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  the missus do that? Um, do you guys like take five to go
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  brush your teeth and shit, and then really, yeah, you see what
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  I'm sucking saying, Hey, are we off twitch officially? No, okay,
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  I'm trying to. I'm like looking at it right now and I'm like,
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  it doesn't seem like it's life. Yeah it is. We got a
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  chat room, all right, Well, I'm not bad. I'll just refresh
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  you. But yeah, yeah, you kind of have to do. You
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  have to see that ship. Yeah, man, no, bro, You're
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  just that's that's that's sometimes in the heat of the moment. Yeah, that's
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  I'm in the heath of moment. Bro. I'm not I'm not gonna you
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  get started dating her, bro, I know what that But even then,
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  no, that was like even when I was even when I had a even
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  when I was living with a girl, like I'm not gonna be fingering you
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  and be like, hey, you know what, can you go brush your
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  teeth before we fucking you don't look at her and go can you go brush
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  your teeth? You say, excuse me, I'm gonna go brush my teeth,
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  and then she can get up and do the same thing as like a
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  notice. But you know what, even if she doesn't you brush your teeth.
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  There's at least some good breath going back and forth, and you can
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  get you nut. But you know, I don't know, man, and
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  this there is always a way to take a quick step back, get things
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  right, and dive right back in. You're such an easy person, bro,
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  You're like make the simplest things most complicated exam. I know I want
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  to see him like getting a fight with a girl because he's like, I
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  want to bone, but I want to brush my teeth. I don't want
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  her to brush her teeth, but I wanted to brush her teeth, and
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  she just fucking if it's the morning, you're gonna have to fight about the
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  teeth too. Here, here's a listing breath strip. I don't want to
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  fun while playing some like Hey, yeah, bro, like, I don't
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  know, I've never told a chick you gotta go brush your teeth before we
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  can. You've never been with anybody more than a week. Well, also
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  also just driving it back home. You don't just say, bitch, go
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  brush your teeth. You gotta be like, hey, my breath stink.
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  I'll be right back. Yeah, I know, girl, go wash your
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  ass. Yeah it was the egg fucking chick, bosta chick around. I
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  feel like Exaviel would be the guy that like to get slaper don't won't tell
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  us Like he'll be like, he'll come in, You'll come in very serious.
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  One day he'll be like, no, you just can't tell woman that.
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  I'm like, oh you learn yeah, like be like the night before,
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  like it was like your stick go fucking go go wash them and just
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  you're bam. Man, It's like I ain't like, you ain't gonna talk
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  to me like that. I've been here three months. Man. My favorite
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  thing is he'd be here and he'd be like like like double cuffing is fucking
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  tact to be like, yeah, I just don't don't don't tell bitches they
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  stinks. Is this the longest longest relationship you've been in? Nexahber No.
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  Four, I've lived with the bitch? What is the long wait? Wait?
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  Wait? How long did you live with a chick? Like a year
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  or two years? She's a bitch. Now. When I was living with
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  like a year or two, I don't know, she didn't really care about
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  don't know, she didn't she left. She took the dog too. Do
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  that's how you know that when you don't care about. It was the worst
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  dudette, the worst dude. I would have killed the bitch taking my cat.
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  Well, it was one of those shadded kids. So I kind of
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  was like, I can't just break up the entire family, so I should
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  probably be the one to dip and I'll leave the cats. But now I
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  got my cat because of that, So you know Duke's type. No,
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  where's the dom Sometimes you gotta know when the dip. Yeah, it was
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  the worst though. It was the worst because I thought he was like my
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  homie, like my companion, you know, the dog. And the next
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  thing you know, nah, fuck that bitch the dog. I thought it
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  was my homie. I named them. I named them. He was my
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  homie. And the next thing, you know, randomly see a picture with
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  him and the new fool who got the dogs. I was so mad,
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  dog, I've just owned my homie. I just owned the dog. Was
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  like, ain't the dog you my homie? You should be biting that phone.
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  You shouldn't buy nuffles, Dick. Maybe you're the homie, homie.
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  You'd be like, man, fuck the dockets. Know how big of a
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  scumbag you were? Dogs won't dogs? Dogs won't sucking no, bro,
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  Like, like I remember like when I was single, Bro, I'd bring
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  a bitch over, ring, bring a bitch over, And I'm like,
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  I knew if my dog wasn't really trying to get petted by her, the
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  bitch cannot stay like straight up like like, if my dog wasn't trying to
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  get the bitch's attention, you gotta go. My dog done like you.
• 19:00
  Yeah, something weird about like I feel and nine times out of time feel
• 19:03
  like I feel like it did that when you brought like black chicks. I
• 19:04
  didn't really bring that many black chicks over, but like I mean, now
• 19:11
  that I think about it, no, I don't think it. I don't
• 19:14
  think it ever acted racist. Fun dogs not racist. It's used to living
• 19:19
  around black people. See where I live. Yeah, it's a lot of
• 19:22
  black people there right right. Diverse culture probably consist like what is it?
• 19:30
  Asking questions like they like an Asian person, he's a black person in Japan,
• 19:33
  you likee, that's like the most like yo when Asian people like like
• 19:38
  that? These people see fucking uh black people out there, but they start
• 19:41
  asking the most like ignorant questions, bro, like what like can they do?
• 19:45
  What you here, like should you like the shit like that? Bro?
• 19:48
  Like because you don't really see them out there a lot. Well,
• 19:51
  and I was about to say, they don't have the same like racial issues
• 19:53
  that we do in America and the black people they got out there, it's
• 19:56
  like fucking uh. It's it's like Malaysians and like Jerry and motherfuckers. So
• 20:00
  it's not the same type of like Nigga's out here, you know what I'm
• 20:03
  saying, Like we all like, we all here just like you know,
• 20:06
  it's a whole culture, bro. You know you can it's a melting pot
• 20:08
  bro. But it's like and then you see over there, it's like I'm
• 20:11
  like, there was a couple of people. I was like, I don't
• 20:12
  think like the N words a problem out here. I'm not saying people say
• 20:15
  it, but I just I'm like looking at I was like, I don't
• 20:19
  think that, like they this this hasn't even fandomed Anybody's fucking like yeah,
• 20:23
  brains it was. It's it's really interesting because it's like, yeah, when
• 20:26
  we went to China, it's kind of a similar thing, like just not
• 20:32
  China. Um, they what do you call it? They're not that Yeah,
• 20:37
  they just don't like hold back their curiosity. They're not like racist or
• 20:41
  like mean, but they goofy shit that like if you did that here in
• 20:45
  the States, people be like, oh, it's kind of racist. Dog.
• 20:47
  I saw this video of this one black Dudy who lives in Japan and
• 20:49
  he makes like videos parodies of like stuff that what's it like living out there?
• 20:52
  And he said that like like he's like Black Friday in Japan. Oh
• 20:57
  yeah, dude, I fuck he died when I see that. It's your
• 21:02
  day. Yeah, Like he's like, like the Japanese people like, oh
• 21:03
  here he goes. That's like he's like Black Friday. He's like he's like,
• 21:10
  you guys, haven't seen that super racist commercial that they have, which
• 21:12
  one they do a laundry map where they put a black guy. They're promoting
• 21:17
  a laundry to church in How Good It Cleans? Yeah, how good it
• 21:19
  cleans technically and they put a black guy in the laundry machine and then they
• 21:23
  put the church it and that book comes out white as fuck and they're like
• 21:27
  get this and shit works and they're like, oh CHITWK we roll like like
• 21:36
  I said, this is why that guy wholds the Asian comedy comes inn't come
• 21:40
  to the show on Thursday. Yeah, that's some guy. Yeah, that's
• 21:45
  the thing though, Yeah, they don't, they don't. They didn't go
• 21:47
  through the same cultural bullshit that we did here in the States of like slavery
• 21:51
  and all that shit with you know, black people and stuff like that.
• 21:52
  So it's definitely more relaxed out there because it was never a problem to begin
• 21:57
  There's no reparations in Japan. You're just a regular black person Japan. Yeah,
• 22:02
  there's there's not that that dark. There's no special treatment. There's no
• 22:06
  like he stepped on my neck the Jess like, there's there's no every you're
• 22:11
  just you're you're a citizen of Japan. And and there's no special treatment for
• 22:17
  them now either, what do you mean, BLM, they get February.
• 22:19
  But they're the same as everywhere, every buddy, and same rights, and
• 22:25
  they have the same right black people have. Black people are right there,
• 22:27
  like with like the gays in regards to like all the like the stuff they've
• 22:32
  gotten from my gall of shit they fought for. I mean yeah, yeah,
• 22:33
  Like they're like there's a lot of history, there's a lot of fucking
• 22:37
  sad shit that's gone on and still goes on. Yeah, you know,
• 22:40
  like maybe goes on the shadows. But it's like, I don't know,
• 22:42
  man, I don't really see too many people fucking dropping any kind of offensive
• 22:47
  nword disease because there's more people likely to be empowered to be like that's not
• 22:51
  cool, dude, Well you say that, but dude, like the world
• 22:55
  is weird still, man. It's one of those things. It's like it
• 22:57
  kind of seems like you heard it, Like do you hear people say it?
• 23:00
  I heard it. Yeah, I rarely fucking like hear people say it.
• 23:03
  Bro Like no, I'm white now, it's not like I hear it
• 23:07
  all day every day. But go home, not seriously, you go to
• 23:10
  Texas, man, Like I mean, Austin's a very progressive city, but
• 23:12
  I mean it doesn't mean that it's like not Texas. So it's just like,
• 23:17
  yeah, it's one of those it's like, uh, I can I
• 23:21
  put this so, like like my wife is really good at like noticing like
• 23:23
  bullshit from like you know, guys either being disrespectful because women think overthink about
• 23:29
  everything. It's not overthink, it's that that's what they're exposed to, that's
• 23:33
  what they're familiar with and like no that they had to pay attention for certain
• 23:36
  red flags and shit like that. So it's like, I don't know.
• 23:41
  I guess as a white person, you know, especially with white people being
• 23:45
  the most fucking racist. Uh, you know, you'll just hear people be
• 23:49
  very casual around you and not think that you think anything of it. You
• 23:52
  know, it doesn't have like I said, doesn't happen all the time.
• 23:55
  But like that dude who show you his tattoo? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 23:57
  yeah, Like it was a funny third straight up, like that guy
• 24:02
  you want to know what? Man? Okay, I remember being like my
• 24:06
  friends, Yeah, I kind of told him straight up. It was like
• 24:08
  I remember being eleven. I was on a boat, like a fishing trip
• 24:11
  with my mom's boyfriend at the time, and her boyfriend's friend like this dude
• 24:17
  was so fucking trash. He looks at me and he goes, hey,
• 24:19
  kid, you want your joke? And I was like, yeah, sure,
• 24:22
  man. He goes, what do you get when a monkey sleeps with
• 24:26
  and then like hard ere and I remember I'm eleven, I'm eleven, and
• 24:30
  I just like this a fishing trip. Yeah, I was eleven, and
• 24:33
  my fucking this was like right, after he showed you how to like how
• 24:37
  to use a fishing well. This wasn't luckily, this wasn't my mom's boyfriend,
• 24:41
  but this was his friend. But I remember he did that ship My
• 24:45
  fucking face sank. Dude. I was eleven, but I still knew that
• 24:48
  was like not a good word. And I mean, the joke got worse
• 24:52
  than can you say the joke? Fuck no, I'm not saying the joke.
• 24:55
  You can't just give me a knock knock joke or not tell me at
• 24:56
  the door. I'll give you. I give the fucking knock knock knock.
• 25:00
  And I'm like him to do that. It's like if the mom from the
• 25:04
  soccer game would be like, would you be willing to take a seven take?
• 25:08
  You know what I mean? Like, yeah, bro, Like,
• 25:11
  how awkward is that? Bro? Like, don't put people in those positions?
• 25:15
  He really And it's one of those I don't mind like explaining the con
• 25:18
  Yeah, you don't have to say the yard. I'm pretty sure that r
• 25:19
  is the one where he gets it's the banger in the joke. People still
• 25:22
  say, what the concept of the joke was a black eyed sleeps with a
• 25:23
  monkey? What's the joke? It's not you're saying, it is. What
• 25:26
  do you get when you mix those two? And then it's like what he
• 25:30
  goes nothing, A monkey's too smart and then doubles down. That's fucked.
• 25:36
  I haven't heard that one. It was gross, bro, and I was
• 25:38
  eleven, but that's what I'm saying an eleven year old boys being that's type
• 25:45
  five. Yeah, for sure, new opener. He's like, all right,
• 25:49
  I just want to open guys. Any monkeys in the crowd. He
• 25:53
  got, he go, he goes up at the next George George for a
• 25:56
  show. Yeah, dude, Yeah, if you ever lose, if you
• 26:00
  ever lose a bet, that's what got bro. Yeah, go see George
• 26:04
  Perez to see Exaver opened up with this kind of material. And on Thursday
• 26:10
  some lady came up to me and spit on old lady pretty much. She
• 26:14
  almost she almost did. She comes up to me and we're like, well,
• 26:18
  you know how, we're outside the venue kind of just saying what's up
• 26:19
  to everybody? Like, you know, George's like taking pictures and some lady
• 26:22
  comes up to me and she's like, you're not Willie Barsona good. She's
• 26:26
  like, you're really offensive. An alcoholic I was like, you're really offensive,
• 26:30
  and I was like, did you laugh, lady? And she said
• 26:33
  to some of it, and I was like, well then I don't know
• 26:37
  what to tell you. She's walked away, but hello, offensive. I
• 26:40
  guess she didn't appreciate my abortion joke. Oh what what's the abortion joke?
• 26:47
  That? Usually I don't pay for them. I just get these gross sign
• 26:51
  up to the fucking UFC and they getting knocked out to UC don't do pregnancy
• 26:55
  tests. You can get knocked out, same money on a free abortion.
• 27:04
  And I also did that joke as he's laughing. She just wasn't mad at
• 27:10
  you because it just wasn't executed. Well, yeah, maybe maybe maybe you
• 27:15
  just didn't say it right. She was like, your abortion joke upset me
• 27:18
  because it could have been funny, but you didn't do it right. Yeah,
• 27:22
  because sometimes you do that, Yeah, you stumble over your words.
• 27:26
  Before I've seen you, I've seen I've seen you forget jokes in the middle,
• 27:30
  like where you'll forget something that you changed it up. And I'm like,
• 27:33
  that's not how it goes. And I'm like, this is what happens
• 27:34
  when you don't practice dumb ass like like I literally know it's not even when
• 27:40
  you don't practice, you're in the moment from my poor job, because I'm
• 27:44
  like, I could be in those things and I'm like, it'll just like
• 27:47
  muscle memory. My brain will be like, nah, this is how it
• 27:48
  goes, and we're gonna see and I know when you missed it, and
• 27:51
  I know when because you guys saw me host. I don't know how to
• 27:52
  host, Like, if you give me the thing, I can do my
• 27:56
  set like the back of my hand because I've done it so many times.
• 27:57
  I don't know how to host hosting. Way you know that we've been trying
• 28:00
  for hosting, No, I have not. I've tried one time. I
• 28:03
  try to host one show and it's just weird. It's different. You go
• 28:07
  up there for like five minutes, bring someone up, go up to to
• 28:10
  two minutes, and I try to divide my scent in between that time,
• 28:12
  and it just doesn't work. I think you're not supposed to fucking divide your
• 28:17
  scent, fool. You're supposed to come up with crowd fucking work the moment
• 28:19
  you're up there, and you're supposed to have some quick shit, even if
• 28:22
  it's corny. Sometimes it just has to you have to build around the room
• 28:26
  and this, that, and then and then in the middle of it you
• 28:29
  knock your fifteen or ten or in the beginning. Usually it's in the beginning
• 28:33
  when somebody's hosting, and then they bring everybody else up. Yeah, Dave
• 28:36
  Cook does it too, dude. Yeah, I don't like to, Sure,
• 28:37
  I like to. I don't probably will never host again. I just
• 28:41
  like to do my set, get off stage and the fun out of here.
• 28:42
  To be honest, hosting is actually like a way easier fucking gig because
• 28:47
  that fool always gets paid number one, Like a host always gets paid different
• 28:49
  than the fucking comic because you're doing extra work. And then like, if
• 28:52
  you're really good at it and you don't how to come up with shit on
• 28:55
  the spot, it's fucking the best, dude. You just you go in
• 28:57
  there five minutes at a time, in and out. Yeah. June seventeen,
• 29:03
  fucking he's right. June seventeen, Bellflower watched me a corner. Everybody
• 29:07
  here in this building bomb. We didn't say remember where you said that you
• 29:12
  bomb? Because that lady came up to you. Broh man, she didn't
• 29:15
  like here. I didn't say bomb. She said I was offensive two different
• 29:18
  things, guys. I said. She came up to me and said I
• 29:21
  was offensive. She like my abortion joke. It landed. It's offensive.
• 29:23
  It landed. Some people laugh, A lot of people actually have everybody there
• 29:27
  because she was fucking eighty. She can't even make a baby. She was
• 29:32
  old. I was, lady, you're not supposed. This isn't for you.
• 29:33
  You're a matter of abortion because you can't have one anymore. It's not
• 29:37
  my fault. Lady can't even fucking you're your kennel is shut down, like
• 29:41
  says you shit don't work no more. What's the most offensive thing you've said
• 29:45
  to an old lady? I mean, I never say anything offensive tone.
• 29:48
  Only person didn't do it. Just in my seat ship at my at my
• 29:55
  dad's funeral, this old lady came up like me and my brother at the
• 29:57
  casket like crying and ship and this little old lady comes up and she's like
• 30:03
  your father raised two handsome young men, And I'm like wiping the tears from
• 30:07
  my face. I just like it jumped out, dude. I didn't skip
• 30:10
  a beat. I just go, you're not too bad to look at yourself.
• 30:14
  Yo. Uh. Someone in the group chat said you can say the
• 30:17
  er it's your birthday? Is that? Is that a white person rulling it's
• 30:21
  your birthday? You are right? I don't know. I don't know.
• 30:23
  I don't know why people rolled. Just let's do it. Let's do it.
• 30:26
  Fuck it, let's all right, you're happy birthday to you. Now
• 30:30
  say it? Are there? You go said, Hey, you know black
• 30:41
  people watching the show Game. It's not a lot of them, but you
• 30:44
  know they watched the show. I know that's why we have Rocket. Fucking
• 30:47
  make sure we It's not why we have Rock. That's not that's we have.
• 30:52
  We have Rock because he's talented. He's more responsible than you like.
• 30:56
  If I had to be honest, but bro, I was like, to
• 31:00
  the few black people that do watch this show, remember who he's saying these
• 31:03
  hard, hard jokes. The group chat said, The group chat said it
• 31:11
  say the yard it's your birthday. I don't know the rules. That's something
• 31:14
  I don't know, dude, I'm asking. I'm dead, Yeah, dude,
• 31:18
  Yeah, black people are gonna show up and they're gonna beat you up
• 31:21
  like an alt. I'm not a man. I am not. I am
• 31:22
  not literally, the gonna show up, they're gonna be like fight back,
• 31:27
  nigga. You ever watch that show yar you see who use them? But
• 31:32
  I didn't even use that. I don't even use that word no more.
• 31:34
  I think it's different, bro. Like when black people hear me say it,
• 31:37
  sometimes they're just like, you know what he could be because you work
• 31:40
  for be real. No, it's just I think that's what it is.
• 31:45
  I gotta let him go. I can't get into a real studio, don't.
• 31:48
  I just like, I don't know. I just think that like when
• 31:51
  you say you you you like, I don't know if you laugh very hard
• 31:55
  and some of the fun. I used to say the N word in high
• 31:57
  school all the time, non offensive, what's up? No? Just you
• 32:01
  are? I just don't say no more, just because I don't a lot
• 32:04
  of people don't like that I can say, and I honestly, as much
• 32:07
  as I don't respect them, I think it's a thing where I just don't
• 32:08
  want to say no more. It's one of the ones where I'm like,
• 32:10
  and it's not like the other word, the other one. I like the
• 32:14
  other word the other words when I know it's like respectfully man like I asked
• 32:21
  like that that was a word that took a long time for me to kick
• 32:22
  too man like. It really did take a long time for me, Like
• 32:25
  not because I was a hateful It's not on the shelf for me. It's
• 32:29
  just like, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't do it.
• 32:32
  It's it's worked out on my system. But it was one of those you
• 32:36
  know, growing up in Texas, man, you call your homies that shit
• 32:38
  like you clown on people. Davier's first name had that word in't it.
• 32:42
  Yeah, No, you remember bucket To this day, dog, I still
• 32:50
  get called that, fuck you dog, And this is crazy. I talked
• 32:53
  about this on the on the on the show, on the pre show,
• 32:57
  I was like despight for two years, that was your name that they get
• 33:00
  It was not my name, it was that was your name only one,
• 33:04
  No, it was not my name. You had to smoke crack to get
• 33:07
  rid of it. No, I had a smoke. I had a smoke
• 33:09
  crack for side Eddie to to stop saying it. No one says, I
• 33:14
  don't. I don't let no one call me that. You might think you
• 33:15
  can get away with it. I don't respect if you call me that you
• 33:17
  don't know me, fuck you like I don't. The only Eddie said,
• 33:20
  I will stop saying if you smokes contact, they don't say it. I'm
• 33:22
  George bred story's when they're roasting me. But they were doing like for two
• 33:24
  years. Yeah it was. It was yeah, but it wasn't my name.
• 33:27
  They weren't. They wouldn't say X to that, Go get me a
• 33:30
  beer. It was when they were roasting me. Every once in a while
• 33:32
  they'd say, and I'm not so. At a certain time, I had
• 33:37
  the right to say. I mean, I had the right to say anything.
• 33:38
  And it was just so good it worked out. I ain't gonna lie.
• 33:40
  When I heard it, I was like, God, damn. Now
• 33:43
  this is sticking around for a while. Dog. Now I want to play
• 33:45
  a game called what would XG smoke crack for? It was three months worth
• 33:51
  the rent, It was three months worth the rent, and they would smoke
• 33:53
  crack to not be called a derogatory term, it smoke crack. We're gonna
• 33:58
  get that clip and put it on the Patriot. Yeah, I want to
• 34:00
  see this clip. Honestly, let's make out of it of him like spending.
• 34:04
  You guys can't find it. It's it's it's blocked off. But I
• 34:06
  have the original without the block offre Uh that wasn't two D three hundred fifty
• 34:14
  and I'll put on patroon send it to Tommy's me hitting the Pooky on a
• 34:19
  T shirt. No, put the sensor barrow. No, will it all
• 34:27
  out. Somebody in the chat said, fully, toxic's black black. I'm
• 34:36
  straight. That's why you wear jersey every day. X. I don't get
• 34:40
  it. You won't fuck the flesh Line, but you'll post a picture of
• 34:44
  yourself doing hard drugs on a T shirt. Don't trip. He got something
• 34:50
  way better than the flesh Line own final. It's not even better. Makes
• 34:55
  it's not even better. It's stupid. It makes no sense, juicy,
• 35:00
  that's great, damn, but it's great, Like I want a shirt now.
• 35:05
  You haven't edited right, Yeah, they started editing it, but it's
• 35:07
  not done though. I need to see it before anything gets posted. I
• 35:12
  didn't word by word play for the last three lives. That's fine, but
• 35:17
  there's a big different team. What he's on fucking came out of his mouth
• 35:21
  and once on camera I recorded the whole thing. I don't. Yeah,
• 35:22
  that's why I need to see it before you post it. Full Harry yelling
• 35:27
  at you, what happened to my daughter? Like shit? You were the
• 35:31
  last person to talk to her, and she was already lit. Yeah,
• 35:36
  and I remember like she they were lit there almost like this. The mom
• 35:38
  went around and then she's fine, She like she looked at him, can
• 35:43
  we go, Patre, that's not he's like he's yeah, yeah, He's
• 35:51
  like, he's right here for five bucks. And then she came over here.
• 35:54
  She was like, yeah, that's the guy who roof no stop,
• 35:59
  see full stop. What the fuss coming out your fucking mouth? Dog,
• 36:01
  that's not even what there? But that's well they shut up. No,
• 36:05
  it's not even what it was, because how is it something that you said
• 36:07
  when it wasn't what you said? Dude, the fucking worst Full if somebody
• 36:13
  wakes up unconscious, it has nothing to fucking do with me, Full And
• 36:15
  you were there, fucking idiots and you were the last person they talked to.
• 36:19
  That's what they're accusing you of. No, it's not they're trying to
• 36:22
  figure something out. You're an idiot, full straight up. You're being stupid
• 36:24
  right now. How you're making you're putting words in people's not that weren't even
• 36:28
  there. That's why I just said I need to see this video before he's
• 36:30
  on the stupid shit like this. I'm just saying, yeah, no,
• 36:32
  that's not that's not even what they said. They just they said not in
• 36:37
  those terms, not in those terms. Yeah, and you're putting them in
• 36:39
  those terms, So shut the fuck up. It were in court, that
• 36:43
  is what you would be court. You're not a fucking lawyer. You're just
• 36:46
  because you're graduating for c SUN don't mean you can fucking put words in people's
• 36:50
  mouth. Dog, Yeah, you graduate from communication, but shut the fuck
• 36:52
  up for one's dog. B. You're acting guilty as No, you're making
• 36:55
  You're saying you're you're guilty. No, you're just making it. You didn't
• 36:59
  do anything, bro, Like you didn't do anything, But these things can
• 37:02
  fucking go into can become something when you play around. Think you should be
• 37:06
  happy I filmed it to back your ass up with the proof. Yeah,
• 37:08
  but just that's why I just said, just like you were to take this
• 37:12
  shit according to really make a big deal out of it, you would be
• 37:14
  in some ship and the only thing saving her ass would be that video.
• 37:16
  I don't know if I did, and if if I wanted, he didn't
• 37:21
  be like fucking let him learn to jail. Hey, is she a patron.
• 37:23
  No, No, she's definitely not. And even if she is,
• 37:27
  I really don't care. But the thing is just like I think it's it's
• 37:29
  just I don't even know. It's just stupid, Like it's so dumb.
• 37:32
  It's dumb, but it was some serious shit in like in the real world,
• 37:37
  bro, when somebody comes and says those things, and I know you
• 37:38
  didn't do it, but if somebody comes up to you, it is some
• 37:43
  real shit. Just because you didn't do anything doesn't mean that that's not what
• 37:45
  her mom thought. Her mom probably thought the whole time this asshole drugged my
• 37:50
  daughter, and she can't like a mom's gonna think that, bro. Like
• 37:52
  so at the end of the day, bro, like, I know you
• 37:54
  didn't do anything, but like that's the kind of heat they were coming at
• 37:58
  you, whether you whether they didn't say it in those words or not.
• 38:01
  In my line though, shit scared. No, she's trying to figure out
• 38:05
  what happened. She's like, you're the last person that hung out with my
• 38:07
  daughter, So what happened? She didn't say, just because you hung out
• 38:08
  with my daughter, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, that's what it's kind
• 38:12
  of putting them in her mouth you're implying that, Yeah, she's just asking
• 38:15
  me questions. She's trying. She's being told in the video like I told
• 38:20
  him the video, you're being mama bearon. I respect that, but that
• 38:22
  doesn't mean shit. Yeah, but she was grilling you like she yeah,
• 38:24
  and what hardcore evidence? And I know, I'm like, it's like this
• 38:27
  shit. Should you should have just been like hey, like this is like
• 38:30
  she did take it far. But I'm like they like they were like,
• 38:31
  I don't know what the fuck this bit patron at least the fuck I don't
• 38:36
  know what the fuck these fools are getting this ship for free, go Patron.
• 38:38
  No, I'm telling you, dog, go patron. It's my fucking
• 38:42
  conversation. I don't care what he's gonna says. They don't tell me what
• 38:45
  to do. Come on, dog really like I'm at that time, and
• 38:52
  you wonder why I don't, dude, if I have no say in this
• 38:53
  show when it's my conversation for real, fifty am, seriously change the change
• 38:59
  the topic, bro, I'm not even I might just get off the stage
• 39:01
  and you guys can talk about it, because if we're not gonna respect what
• 39:04
  the fuck I say them, fuck you guys like up Na, no,
• 39:07
  no, not saying you don't want to talk about I already don't want to
• 39:09
  talk about it. And I'm like, well, then put it on patron
• 39:13
  and then you're like nah no, and then if the right well say I
• 39:15
  don't have to listen to you, cool, then then I don't have to
• 39:17
  talk. I'm not gonna shit like that, bro No, because I'm asking
• 39:22
  nicely for something that has to do with the accusations of me, and I
• 39:24
  don't want to Broxa, this is you. You've just cloud chasing cloud chase.
• 39:35
  We're not saying, we're not saying you did it. Yeah, We're
• 39:37
  like nobody here saying that you did anything. All right, we're talking about
• 39:42
  the situation that happened to take breathe. But you think it's I think I
• 39:49
  think it should be a little respective man, Like I don't know, I
• 39:52
  feel I get where he's coming from. I get like that fear of like
• 39:54
  internet clips being like altered and it's construed. So I get but yeah,
• 40:00
  but it's not bro Like, I get it. Like we're it's not like
• 40:04
  we're gonna put like the whole conversation out there. But this is something that
• 40:07
  at some point we were gonna talk about it. Yeah, no, I
• 40:09
  think I get I don't know, man, I feel I feel like,
• 40:14
  look, if we knew something was up, we wouldn't even be talking about
• 40:16
  this shot. Like like, don't get me wrong, if somebody's accusing me
• 40:19
  a fucking murder because they're like, hey, bro, you have a gun,
• 40:21
  so you're for sure you're gonna be accused of and I didn't do it.
• 40:23
  I'm gonna fucking be like, hey, bro, like whatever, Bro,
• 40:27
  like go ahead and call me that. I'm like guilty, but it's
• 40:29
  innocent to approving guilty. Bro. I think I think what it is though,
• 40:32
  I think, if I may, I think what he's kind of stressed
• 40:37
  about. It's like I said, it's just like people can take clips off
• 40:38
  the internet and misconstrue that shit. So it's one of those he just feels
• 40:42
  like he's being attacked, which is fair. Yeah, but I mean,
• 40:44
  come on, dude, like, don't have a guilty conscience, bro,
• 40:46
  Like that's like I get it. While he walked off, but it's not
• 40:50
  like we're fucking like you have nobody. The clip hasn't come out. It's
• 40:52
  just gonna be like a fucking small ass clip, like hey bro, But
• 40:55
  I'm like, hey, bro, like this is literally the truth of the
• 40:58
  situation because last like prior to this, bro, what was it last week
• 41:01
  or like before that, Bro, it was like a whole fucking thirty minute
• 41:05
  clip about how how this bitch got ditched and all this, And I'm just
• 41:07
  like, Bro, nobody thought this was gonna fucking come up. And sure
• 41:09
  enough, Like I'm like, hey, bro, I'm like you like this
• 41:12
  shit in a way, I'm like, you should be kind of happy,
• 41:14
  bro that this ship got kind of caught on video, because if this ship
• 41:16
  were to go like it go the way that you're worried about, that video
• 41:20
  is the only thing that saves your ask from getting fucked in prison. BROA
• 41:23
  Like, and if I wanted to, Bro, I'm like I really could
• 41:25
  be like like that little gonna let me just delete it, bro, because
• 41:28
  if they really want to waste the time and take all that, they really
• 41:30
  could. Bro. It's a woman's word. It's a woman's world, Like,
• 41:34
  you know, a woman's word against the fucking dude. Bro. At
• 41:36
  the end of the day, Bro, Like she could have taken it way
• 41:37
  far. But it's like, hey, bro, like I literally have this
• 41:39
  ship to back your ass up. I was gonna say, so, like
• 41:42
  what was like the series of events, like like y'all talked about it on
• 41:46
  the show here, I guess, and then she was at the fucking soccer
• 41:51
  game. I have women texted me right now, even like my lady who
• 41:53
  was there, like literally was there and watched everything go by. She's like,
• 41:57
  I was there when the bitch interrogated x all. Like you say,
• 42:00
  from a woman point of view, is that ex exaggerate? Is exaggerating way
• 42:02
  too much? Like here on the show right now or what like like yeah,
• 42:07
  like just exaggerating. I'm like, bro, like just like like I'm
• 42:09
  like, hey, bro, like it's just like, hey, I didn't
• 42:12
  do shit. I don't got shit to worry about. Fuck this bitch man.
• 42:15
  I just I know, I get nervous easy, I get a lot
• 42:17
  of anxiety. So that's that's that's the only reason why I'm like, I
• 42:21
  get that that surmounting frustration and all that that just happened. But you know,
• 42:25
  I don't know. I think there's two ways to look at it.
• 42:28
  But it's, uh, yeah, if you if you didn't do anything,
• 42:31
  Yeah, it shouldn't be too hard to just be like, man, this
• 42:34
  is fucked up, but yeah, I didn't do anything Freak one four twenty.
• 42:37
  Although he's cool to talk it to talk about it on Patreon, though,
• 42:43
  yeah, I guess that to him. I don't know. It feels
• 42:45
  like a man, I don't know. It feels like it feels like maybe
• 42:51
  Patreon's like a safe place for y'all, or feels like it because even though
• 42:54
  it's still being documented, it's still streaming and still happening. Yeah, and
• 42:59
  it's like your numbers are limited for It's like if somebody were to come up
• 43:01
  and be like, yo, I've heard rock say the N word and yeah,
• 43:06
  like makes the whole fucking big out of it, and be like,
• 43:07
  no, I've heard you and confronts you about it and I happen to see
• 43:10
  it, and I know this is some serious shit for white people. Bro,
• 43:13
  This shit like will fuck up your career, you know what I mean?
• 43:15
  You know, at the end of the day, I'm like, bro,
• 43:17
  like I'm gonna have a certain fucking thought, like like I'm gonna have
• 43:21
  to make a certain perception that I know that I know that Bro, you
• 43:22
  have hell of black friends. This is something that would never come out of
• 43:25
  your mouth like I know my judgment, but you wouldn't be acting with like
• 43:30
  No, I didn't say like I know, you wouldn't even take it that
• 43:31
  far. Yeah, like get whole Coogan ish, you know, going more
• 43:37
  for Tim Robbins, man, I love, I think you should leave.
• 43:39
  I'm not worried about nothing I didn't do, should you know? To be
• 43:44
  fair, this is what happens when somebody's not recording me for the Patreon content.
• 43:47
  What was that like? If somebody was recording me, I'm just saying
• 43:51
  I wouldn't have to be camera man. Yeah, I was about to say,
• 43:54
  I just you know, I'm glad everybody got to step away, cool
• 43:59
  off, you know, but it, uh, what do you say?
• 44:04
  I don't know. I get being anxious. I get being anxious, but
• 44:07
  also, you know, somebody smoking math T shirt isn't the best idea.
• 44:13
  That's why I said, put the censor bar on the eyes man, no
• 44:16
  face, no case. Yeah, but have you have you ever done anything
• 44:20
  like smoke math or something and something like like outrageous like that? I'd say,
• 44:24
  the craziest thing I've done is acid coke and count no more, like
• 44:30
  you never met one of those foods that says, Yeah, I bet you.
• 44:32
  I could drink this whole bottle of Laker and then just chug the whole
• 44:36
  thing, like me chuck that or no, Like, have you ever been
• 44:38
  around those kind of people that do like bizarre shit like that? Oh?
• 44:42
  Definitely, yeah, because I'm like that seems more like I never in the
• 44:45
  hood. I never I never ran it. I never ran into like like
• 44:47
  a black person or a fucking a Hispanic person that wanted to do extremities like
• 44:51
  that. So when you think of like white boy shit, I'm like,
• 44:52
  I would imagine. I'm like, hey, oh you're from Texas. It's
• 44:55
  definitely on some fucking like jackass. I want to go above and beyond bullshit.
• 45:02
  Yeah, man, well x X he's leaving the building. I guess
• 45:07
  his phone in his wallet, so I think he'll be back. I don't
• 45:09
  know. I don't know he's gonna get it. He really got pissed off
• 45:13
  about this. I'm like, I get it, but I'm like, bro,
• 45:15
  it really isn't it. Fucking grown ass man? Yeah, we're like
• 45:21
  for real, bro. I mean it's like I said, I think if
• 45:23
  you know, trying to man, I was just trying to put myself in
• 45:29
  somebody else's shoes, and I just know that myself, I get really anxious
• 45:32
  and real nervous. Even if I know I'm in the right man, I
• 45:35
  still get anxious. Uh but you know, yeah, it was a loud
• 45:39
  discussion. Didn't have to be that loud. I wonder how Louis felt.
• 45:45
  I'm like, I wonder how Louis c K felt, who had like something
• 45:47
  couldn't work. Yeah, he couldn't work. I'm it's funny because it wasn't
• 45:52
  even the er shit that fucking got him canceled. It was all the fucking
• 45:54
  jerking off in front of girls, which and that's the thing that I don't
• 46:00
  can get about that controversy. You know, they saw him take his pants
• 46:04
  off and they were fucking laughing at him, and then when he started doing
• 46:07
  the thing, why didn't they just fucking leave the room. It's not like
• 46:10
  he was kidnapping them. They could have just fucking But I want to know
• 46:15
  how, like how he did it, like a play by play, like
• 46:17
  it even the room you guys are you guys are two women and I'm Louis
• 46:22
  c K. And I'm just like, yeah, like I just like,
• 46:25
  at that moment, if I'm Louis c K. And I'm just like you
• 46:29
  guys are the women. I'm just like, like, by the moment when
• 46:32
  I have my dick in my hand, I'm just like, like I would
• 46:37
  think women's will be like, well, I'm gonna go dude, This by
• 46:40
  no means it's never okay to just take your dick out to anybody. But
• 46:45
  he did ask them, or he told him like, hey, this was
• 46:47
  gonna go down, I'm gonna do it, and they didn't think he was
• 46:51
  serious, and then he just fucking did it. So he was serious and
• 46:53
  they're like, oh my god, or they were just laughing about it,
• 46:57
  and then later on they fucking made some shit up and look what happens to
• 47:01
  them. Nothing. Yeah, I think he didn't. Isn't he more successful
• 47:06
  than he was before now? Hell yeah? Because he makes all his money
• 47:08
  direct he came back. Dude, he does everything through his website. Bro.
• 47:13
  Yeah, like he made everything, like like all his fucking on his
• 47:16
  specials, his series, everything for him. It's affordable. I was about
• 47:22
  to say I got to actually see him, uh and Dave Chappelle once.
• 47:27
  That was a lot of fun. But yeah, dude, fucking that's wild.
• 47:31
  Though. I didn't know all the details on that cliff notes. I
• 47:36
  mean, who are those chicks that said they were there? Though? Like
• 47:38
  were they hot? They were comedians too? Aren't like nothing it matters.
• 47:42
  But I'm like the two female comedians, who are they are? Is that
• 47:45
  disclosed? Though? Like I didn't he get disclosed? Of those chicks I
• 47:49
  thought, I thought so, I don't know, it's one of those I
• 47:52
  didn't look too much into. They crucified him. They wanted to make an
• 47:54
  example out of him, and they did. Yeah, it turns out that
• 47:58
  you can just, you know, fucking try to cancel any kind of comedian's
• 48:01
  career, dude, I mean entertainer. Yeah, it was like having that
• 48:07
  that that shine man you didn't fuck. But so it's almost like man like
• 48:13
  like shit like that, bro, like you could still be successful, but
• 48:15
  it's like you're still gonna have that shit fucking just like I don't know,
• 48:20
  I don't I never looked through Louis c K's comments, but I'll look through
• 48:22
  like Mencia's comments, and I'm like Mencia's on like some whole like, hey
• 48:27
  man, I changed my life around whatever, whoever fucks me fucks to me
• 48:29
  type shit. But then you like there'd be some fucking assholes and fucking Mencia's
• 48:32
  comments, bro be like you should be dead? What is it? Uh
• 48:37
  yeah yeah, bro like some shit comedy. Well just because of what the
• 48:42
  Joe Rogan shit. Yeah, Like so people are still commenting on this ship
• 48:46
  just like saying like you should you shouldn't even be doing comedy. You should
• 48:50
  be dead, you fucking thief like this and that. Like I'm like,
• 48:52
  damn, bros, it gets fucking bad. People that get behind a keyboard
• 48:57
  get real brave, I know. But it's like, yeah, that's true.
• 49:00
  Well it's funny because it's one of those things. It's like, uh,
• 49:04
  watching the homie Kevin blow up as Jake, Like you get all these
• 49:07
  fucking racist people on the internet. They're just like that's not Why are you
• 49:09
  gonna be racist to the guy from State Farm though, like he doesn't he's
• 49:12
  not even like a clansman or anything. Well well no, That's what I'm
• 49:15
  saying is like the original Jake only did one commercial, one commercial, and
• 49:20
  then they did like State Farm Agents and all these other things. Whatever does
• 49:23
  he know flow? Yeah? Like does he know flow? Like I don't
• 49:28
  think that they just hang out like I'm just like you. I know she's
• 49:30
  a progressive, but it's like he's a state farm. Do they have like
• 49:32
  insurance con and he like insurance con with a nerdy ass fucking convention, Like,
• 49:37
  hey, are you covered? What's in your wallet? I used to
• 49:40
  think insurance was like a big scam until some shit happens to you. I
• 49:44
  mean it is a scam, but it also helps. Yeah, But it's
• 49:47
  like, don't you feel like you're getting scammed every month? Bro? Like
• 49:50
  how often do I fucking crash? I mean knock on wood? You know,
• 49:53
  like for for me, for me to fucking pay like a high ass
• 49:57
  like two hundred and fifty dollars a month, the amount of shit that you
• 50:00
  have to claim definitely, Like, I don't know, I feel like I've
• 50:02
  put a lot more money into all of my different insurances that I'm just never
• 50:07
  gonna see that money back. It does? It definitely seems like something that
• 50:10
  you I don't know, it seems like something that you waste, that you
• 50:14
  waste a lot of money and then because think about it, bro, like
• 50:15
  you start paying at the moment you have a car. It used to be
• 50:17
  like a crime to not have insurance and it's still like illegal to I don't
• 50:22
  think you get pulled over in California for like, like I think you have
• 50:25
  to have insurance if you're driving. Yeah, really if you you could get
• 50:31
  told, like if you could call it on insurance, damn you know what?
• 50:35
  In La though, like I've literally I've literally have gotten away like three
• 50:38
  times when I used to be like really broke and I didn't have no money
• 50:42
  bro, Like I was like, I literally was like count change, bro,
• 50:45
  like I like in college and ship yeah, and then like I'm like,
• 50:47
  oh man, I was like, bro, come on, please don't
• 50:49
  take this tourist away from me. Bro. It's the only car I got.
• 50:52
  Bro. I was like, you could have taken away by nineteen ninety
• 50:53
  eight tours. As I say, I think out here they also got a
• 50:58
  lot more to worry about. I mean, even your bigger cities in Texas,
• 51:00
  they still don't have that much to worry about compared to hear, so
• 51:04
  I could see that being the case, you know. Yeah, Like I
• 51:07
  don't know, I feel like, I mean, fucking people do ninety out
• 51:13
  here on the highway and it's a fucking sixty five. Bro, You'd be
• 51:15
  in a thirty and people are doing fifty. Like that shit doesn't fly in
• 51:17
  Texas. I want to say that I haven't seen people get pulled over to
• 51:22
  as of the last two weeks where I seen somebody actually get pulled over for
• 51:24
  violations again, because people got pretty ballsy out here, bro. Like I
• 51:28
  see people running red lights all the time. I see people just running stop
• 51:31
  stop signs. I see people just throwing trash, not that they're not giving
• 51:35
  that like just like I'm like, just like, I know it's petty crimes
• 51:38
  and little shit, but I'm like, technically, I'm like, the reason
• 51:42
  that they had this is a crime is because nobody likes dealing with that shit.
• 51:45
  So you're supposed to get finder or you know, a citation for certain
• 51:49
  behavior like that. But yeah, man, La is fucking ballsy, bro
• 51:52
  Like, just people out there just like not giving a fuck. Bro.
• 51:54
  Like, anytime I go out of town, I gotta remember I'm not in
• 51:57
  La, man, Like I got like it's like if I went to like
• 52:00
  anytime I go to Texas, Like I said, I gotta like, I
• 52:02
  gotta pay attention to how fast I'm going on the road. I can't do
• 52:06
  more than like seventy and to sixty five because if you do that seventy two.
• 52:09
  The cops are trying to make their money. They'll pull you over.
• 52:12
  And even in Austin, like a bigger city, like they ain't got ship
• 52:15
  going on data. They need whatever action they can get, and you know,
• 52:21
  you know, you know, not for nothing. But I always wanted
• 52:22
  a No Jumper moment on this podcast. I think I got it today.
• 52:29
  What if what if I say any front of him? I didn't say I
• 52:32
  wanted it this way, but I'm like that for a second, I was
• 52:36
  like, this happened like way too many times. Well, I know,
• 52:38
  but damn, I was like he he got up like a housewoond household fuck
• 52:42
  the trans man though, what happened now, I don't watch No Jumper.
• 52:45
  Oh that was yeah, but like housewoand bone, like when that happened on
• 52:49
  Adams on No Jumper, fucking like he put like that was I don't know.
• 52:52
  I think I'd have to fight you for something like that. So what
• 52:55
  happened? Like, all right, if you bone? All right, So
• 52:59
  we all go out and we're all in the fucking scene and then you fucking
• 53:01
  you, you take a suit what you think is so female? You get
• 53:07
  some head or you fuck her or fuck him or whatever it is, and
• 53:09
  then you find out and then you're like, oh, man, like I'm
• 53:13
  not even you know, I'm not gay, Like I just fucking got dupe.
• 53:15
  Because I think that's a possibility that can happen. I think it's one
• 53:19
  of those things. It's like I don't know, Yeah, I think I
• 53:24
  think it's a weird line of like that transparency. As I say, sorry,
• 53:30
  my responses are so slow. I'm sucking drunk and high. You're still
• 53:34
  drinking. But we're gonna switch the Patreon. Um. I do want to,
• 53:37
  I do want. I do want to remind everybody that at one o'clock
• 53:40
  the new High and Hungry season is going to be premiering. So make sure
• 53:44
  you guys go to b real TV wants the show's over. Enjoy this priview
• 53:49
  if we could pull up. Do you have anything like that right? Yeah,
• 53:52
  the little priview for coming High Hungry. We're gonna take a little break
• 53:55
  real quick and we'll be right back. She's like, he's under He's all
• 55:43
  right, Lord, I don't know who's going to do blurt'n. I'm gonna
• 56:24
  do I he didn see I'm getting fun, you know that, sugar sugar,
• 56:39
  bye baby bass. And you know I'm feeling high in the ceiling at
• 56:44
  this point. Now I'm just fucking around doubles. Tita hasn't came out yet,
• 56:47
  my boy, these fools ain't wild just yet. Nah. But we're
• 56:51
  We're on the way back to the RV, back to the campsite. You
• 56:53
  know, shower up, rushing up, get the day started. For days
• 56:57
  zero, I mean my by day one, but yeah, I had a
• 57:00
  fresh house outfit. I had the overalls looking like a Bob the builder.
• 57:06
  You can never take the PI side of home. Deepot dog, I'm always
• 57:08
  working. But yep, that's the end of day one at the campsite.
• 57:14
  Let's go. It's about to get started, and we're in to DC two
• 57:25
  thou twenty three at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. This is the eleventh annual
• 57:30
  DC at Las Vegas ever since that stupid bitch at the Coliseum died. We
• 57:36
  gotta drive four hours to fucking party. I'm not saying it ain't the best.
• 57:39
  I'm not saying it's a little better than it was at LA but god
• 57:44
  damn, this is an entrance fuck Disneyland. I don't know where you've been,
• 57:49
  but you gotta experience some shit. Everyone's here. It's five hundred and
• 57:52
  thirty thousand people attending. People have to call people do Molly, people do
• 57:57
  no. That's how And I was thinking, their shots coolest podcast in the
• 58:55
  world, and we're back, mom and dad Patreon only I'm back here with
• 59:04
  my co host house phone. Fuck you dog, I don't know why you
• 59:09
  acting like no, jump over here, all happy and ship that people want.
• 59:12
  I watched it for three years. Finally someone walked off. I've been
• 59:15
  trying to get that to walk off. I wanted. I tried to make
• 59:17
  a couple of guests do it like where I'm like, like, I like
• 59:22
  when whenever I'm wearing shades, I'm like yeah. I was like yeah,
• 59:25
  Like the death of episode, I was just like, this is going south.
• 59:30
  He mentally walked off the show. What happened when I was I shut
• 59:34
  out to your dead sister. That was bad though, man like, but
• 59:38
  it was the homie was talking about his sister and all that stuff, and
• 59:43
  I'm the only one nausga. So I was like kind of like getting my
• 59:45
  stepf tone on. I was getting my step tone on on the Friday night,
• 59:49
  where like not everybody else is doing it. It's just me. So
• 59:52
  like I'm just sitting there and and Exavia stop doing it already, and sure
• 59:59
  enough, dude, like it got it got emotional and I don't I don't
• 1:00:02
  know what, Like I didn't mean to be fucked up or considerate. I
• 1:00:07
  just thought it was funny, like you know, like like Japanese funny.
• 1:00:09
  He he you know, like like yeah, like because it was a good
• 1:00:14
  punchline. Yeah, And I was just and I was like, you know,
• 1:00:15
  and he was like, yeah, so you know, it's all for
• 1:00:17
  my for my sister who passed away. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:00:20
  you know what, You're right shut but I said it, and I was
• 1:00:22
  like, let me get it. I was like, girl, you're right
• 1:00:25
  shut out to you like that. Dude, Bro, this is like they're
• 1:00:32
  a huge deal. They're a big deal. I remember Ray was excited.
• 1:00:37
  Ray Ray rarely gets excited for guests. That's a guest that could easily Willie
• 1:00:40
  Barten. It was like, like, like, who would I get excited
• 1:00:44
  for? Remember the guests with the rock band with the nose that he's decided
• 1:00:49
  up. I thought it was pretty cool, you know, yeah, fucking
• 1:00:51
  you know mental band and yeah, Ray Ray was right Ray exactly. Ray
• 1:00:54
  was like, I bet if I said that to Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath,
• 1:00:59
  he'd be like, you're right, let's do ye. Like I'm just
• 1:01:04
  like that's metal bitch like that. How long ago did his sister died?
• 1:01:07
  How fresh was that wound? I think it's been a few years. Okay,
• 1:01:09
  yeah, that's but you know it's a sister. Yeah, I get
• 1:01:13
  that. It's no excuse, but like, yeah, but it was just
• 1:01:15
  the way I said it, and it made it seem like novels and that's
• 1:01:20
  like we just came on and to the to their defenses when we barely first
• 1:01:24
  started getting the tanks, so y'all was rookie. So we were like floing
• 1:01:29
  the tank off, like you know how we're respectful now and we take breaks.
• 1:01:31
  Oh we feel It was just when you were just breathing nas. Yeah,
• 1:01:37
  Darth Vader hooked up to a NAS tank. Yeah. I was gonna
• 1:01:39
  say though, I cracked that dad jokes all the time with my dad's dad
• 1:01:43
  like that, sh it's hilarious, Like you know, who does really good
• 1:01:46
  jokes about their dad? And they got really famous for Pete Davidson, That
• 1:01:51
  motherfucker. No dad, no no jokes on nine eleven and you got famous
• 1:01:55
  off his dad dying from nine eleven. That's literally his stick to everyone loves.
• 1:02:00
  I mean, I don't. I mean you also got a feel for
• 1:02:02
  the guy for me and his dad. I don't know for like that was
• 1:02:07
  from nine for fucking Pete Davidson's dad. Yeah, the roast or what,
• 1:02:10
  I forget what roast it was, but yeah, where that one. I
• 1:02:13
  always forget that guy's name. The British guy you've seen. You've seen Pete
• 1:02:15
  Davidson played basketball. He's pretty good, is he. Yeah, that's good.
• 1:02:20
  I was like I saw videos of him. I was like, oh,
• 1:02:22
  look at you couldn't play with the black guys at beach. You don't
• 1:02:25
  date Kim Kardashian. I be somewhat good at basketball, but that man,
• 1:02:29
  though, Bro, you got a three pointer? You gotta dog? Yes,
• 1:02:35
  du you don't, you don't, you don't. You don't date Kim.
• 1:02:37
  You don't date the Kardashians without having a little bit of you know,
• 1:02:42
  somebody some Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, you got something that dunking you got
• 1:02:47
  and your dog you gotta dick and you like later that David you gotta you
• 1:02:53
  gotta be good at black guy things. Yeah, that's that's what giving white
• 1:02:58
  girls Dick taught out the black guys shout out because nothing bro like, like
• 1:03:02
  I heard all the bitches he fucked, like they all say that motherfucker was
• 1:03:06
  home. Oh what Pete david Yeah, yeah, that's why. That's why
• 1:03:09
  he loved. Yeah, I'm like, he's a he's a black body port
• 1:03:14
  Larre on Grande. That you got it? I mean, why do you
• 1:03:19
  say, you dude? You know you know what ward on the skinny girls
• 1:03:23
  world on the street is Pete Davidson said, Mac Miller a picture of him
• 1:03:29
  fucking Area on Grande and that's what got Mac killed. Dogs, it's not
• 1:03:34
  the conspiracy word on the street conspiracy. The day is Pete had to looked
• 1:03:37
  through his phone though, like that's a crime in California because he died in
• 1:03:42
  California. They not, it's a crime to send a picture of me fucking
• 1:03:45
  your girl. I want to see that laws. Yes, that is no,
• 1:03:51
  there isnt It's called revenge port No, no not, I'm sending a
• 1:03:54
  butt. No. What I'm trying to say about revenge what you said report
• 1:03:59
  is Yeah, but what I'm trying to say, is that it's against the
• 1:04:02
  law. What is it? And you could catch a case like if if
• 1:04:05
  if somebody sends you a message that mentally like hurt you and like Mac has
• 1:04:10
  was already known for, like kind of making questionable shit about like him,
• 1:04:13
  kind of being kind of suicidal, and somebody sends you something to trigger you,
• 1:04:17
  you can catch a whole ass case if that person actually dies from an
• 1:04:20
  odor or ends himself off prompting him. Yeah, like prompting him. And
• 1:04:26
  that's only in certain states, but in California. Like if you're my ex
• 1:04:28
  girlfriend and like she's like, if you leave me, I would kill myself
• 1:04:30
  and I just keep sucking it. I was like, well do it,
• 1:04:32
  bitch, I don't care about you no more. And then she does it.
• 1:04:35
  I go to jail. That's like me telling you jump off a bridge,
• 1:04:39
  and you jump off a bridge. Is my fault, man. People
• 1:04:41
  gotta be accountable for the fucking for their actions. Playing a simple dog,
• 1:04:45
  I don't know a fuck, Joe says he overdoes he didn't commit suicide.
• 1:04:48
  Yeah he was, Yeah, he saw he saw her on the ground and
• 1:04:51
  getting railed by a bigger dick than his and he's like, I need to
• 1:04:54
  do more drugs. I'm not feeling good. And then he died allegedly to
• 1:05:00
  the day. You better hope you never get no Armenian picture. He's like
• 1:05:02
  some Armenian picture the dispensary order. Fuck you. You see the fucking Armenians.
• 1:05:11
  They fucking put it down in Glendale. Shout to Glendale. I'm not
• 1:05:13
  moving out. I thought I was leaving Glendale. I'm sticking with them.
• 1:05:15
  These fucking people put it down. So how they went down at the fucking
• 1:05:18
  elementary that they did? They did, but you know they fought the gay
• 1:05:23
  foods. Yeah, because they're fucking trying to teach fucking four year old ship
• 1:05:27
  that they shouldn't been teaching them in the elementary. And the shout out to
• 1:05:29
  their medias for standing the ground for once. I don't even know how.
• 1:05:30
  What do you mean for once? Bro? They fuck it. They have
• 1:05:33
  been standing their ground forever. Bro, Like, this's not they were like
• 1:05:36
  not doing that here. Armenian genocide, yeah, bro, like they should
• 1:05:40
  get said. It's like, Bro, I don't even think Jewish people right.
• 1:05:43
  Is hard for the gender side to happen to them. Armenians, like
• 1:05:45
  we never forgot. Yeah, they should get a day. Yeah, I
• 1:05:47
  don't know. It's kind of weird that they don't have a day or nothing
• 1:05:50
  on the fund you just did they have? Yeah? Do they like like
• 1:05:56
  like a national holiday. They fought. They fought at Tifa, that's what.
• 1:06:00
  Yeah, they did fight. They fought on Tifa. They beat the
• 1:06:01
  funk out of on Tifa. I saw some Armenian hit a woman, Like,
• 1:06:09
  what about that makes them tough? Though I never said it did I
• 1:06:12
  don't know, Like that's your highlights? A what is it a highlight?
• 1:06:15
  I said? I saw this was the internet all I said. I saw
• 1:06:20
  you beat the fun Yeah, I don't even. I was like, whoa,
• 1:06:23
  well, we think well she she she sho was gonna be identified as
• 1:06:27
  a woman. She identified as a woman. She could have been a man.
• 1:06:29
  We don't know lately, dude, especially on that side of the town,
• 1:06:31
  on that side of the protest, you don't know where you're hitting.
• 1:06:33
  But in the video it did look like a female. It looked like a
• 1:06:36
  Meanian hitting And I was like, whoa that was? I don't I don't
• 1:06:40
  think Bende was a very conservative city. I don't really think that necessarily were
• 1:06:44
  like you're kidding me. Meanians are so conservative. There's a Christian and they're
• 1:06:48
  so Christian. Xavier put your fucking hip is what happens when you don't fucking
• 1:06:53
  listen. Bro, I just said that. Bro, Like literally just said
• 1:06:56
  they're not the most conservative. I know. I just said, there's some
• 1:06:58
  of the most conservative people. I might have heard that wrong's headphones. This
• 1:07:04
  is what they're there for. Bro, you hear the same thing I heard.
• 1:07:08
  I swear to fucking god, Bro, be real would fucking lose his
• 1:07:10
  mind if he if nobody did this on the on the show. I think
• 1:07:12
  he would just snap. He would bust at you right now, like ten
• 1:07:14
  minutes ago, like like just like about doing this no more? Okay,
• 1:07:17
  we're doing it alive. You'll be like, let's go to commercial. Yeah,
• 1:07:21
  that's that's the scariest thing. Like you can hear. By the way,
• 1:07:26
  nobody banned Willie Barsana up from here, man, I saw a whole
• 1:07:29
  bunch of bullshit. Man. I was like, Willie Barsena got fucking drunk
• 1:07:31
  and burned one of the many fucking bridges he keeps on burning and in his
• 1:07:34
  fucking career. Bro. Like just literally that's what happened on that show.
• 1:07:38
  I keep having people sending me clips and also too, I mean, and
• 1:07:43
  also too let me finish, also too, I'm like that should let you
• 1:07:45
  know what kind of person lucky is when you fucking turn your back and you
• 1:07:48
  talk shit on somebody who showed you love at one point, and you fucking
• 1:07:51
  go ahead and just you make a whole right out of it. Lets you
• 1:07:55
  know how to face of a person it is, and somebody like me,
• 1:07:58
  you don't gotta respond, you know, because he's above that. He was
• 1:08:00
  doing him a favorite by fucking with somebody like that as it was, so
• 1:08:03
  we didn't have no reason to have a motherfucker like that on the ship.
• 1:08:06
  We had Willie and here, because Willie was obviously obviously a funny motherfucker.
• 1:08:11
  But I thought he thought he was trying to leave all those burning the bridges.
• 1:08:15
  I thought he had fucking class at some point. But especially I'm like,
• 1:08:17
  bro, your kids work for you, and you have all this shit
• 1:08:19
  fuck that, apparently you're still the same fucking Apparently you still have the same
• 1:08:23
  piece of shit tendencies that motherfuckers have dealt with you way back in the day.
• 1:08:27
  And that's the reason a lot of motherfuckers don't like you in the comedy
• 1:08:29
  scene. Hey, but they are kind of band When you delete people's episodes
• 1:08:33
  off you talk shit, homie. Yeah, I know I'm not defending them,
• 1:08:38
  but that is band. Like if someone deleted if one of the if
• 1:08:41
  one of the Lakers that's up there on the fucking scoreboard as the stable center
• 1:08:44
  ended up being a fucking chomo, that fucking Jersey is coming down, bro
• 1:08:47
  So. But they are banned dogs. Yeah, they're not bad. They
• 1:08:50
  deserve to be bad. I would ban him. I know they're not.
• 1:08:53
  They're not coming back. Dog, Lucky fucked up. Everybody went to your
• 1:08:58
  studio and went into your home and he did you a huge favor. And
• 1:09:00
  that's what I mean. Out of everybody, I think Lucky fucked up the
• 1:09:03
  most, because I mean Willie Persona, this is Willie Persona. Yeah.
• 1:09:08
  And and if I and if I fucking um like you didn't and you did
• 1:09:11
  take a ship there, yeah, And I did take a ship to clear
• 1:09:13
  it up. I took a ship and I didn't flush it because I was
• 1:09:15
  blocked out, and it was like a fucking coke shit to shit. Dog
• 1:09:23
  Bander, the guy who flushed it was not happy. I'm gonna tell you
• 1:09:26
  that right now, because it was splatter like ladder bro like fu yeah,
• 1:09:30
  yeah, Bro, I haven't taken a ship like that in a while.
• 1:09:33
  Bro. Like they had like they had to clean the toilet rim. Yeah,
• 1:09:36
  like that had to clean the toilet rim. Like it was you're not
• 1:09:40
  letting him go. Yeah, you're not letting some female come see it?
• 1:09:43
  Did you see it? Like you also threw up. You were going through
• 1:09:47
  it. Look at his face. He threw up and took a ship.
• 1:09:50
  He was going through it up. I flushed the throw up though, and
• 1:09:54
  then I was like, I gotta take a ship. Yeah, bro,
• 1:09:56
  it was it was it was those lands. We were parting hard. It
• 1:09:59
  was at the beginning, and we don't smoke the same. We used to
• 1:10:01
  do this. I wanted went in the afternoon from one to three. We
• 1:10:04
  used to go from one of three instead of the morning the morning show,
• 1:10:08
  I think, so. Yeah, we used to do it from one of
• 1:10:09
  three and then we had food in us by the Yeah, that's why,
• 1:10:13
  that's why, that's why some of those episodes we would do coke because we're
• 1:10:15
  like, it's this weekend, it's the weekend. Yeah, run in that
• 1:10:18
  day for some reason, we went straight to fucking lucky show on a bander
• 1:10:24
  and then he's gonna threw up a ship then crashed his car. Yeou home?
• 1:10:32
  That ain't crash it like IM back into the wall. And then like
• 1:10:35
  I saw my bumper and I was like, oh man, that that Like
• 1:10:40
  I thought that with Chicos detailing, that's what happened to the car. Yeah,
• 1:10:44
  that little that thing on the bumper and that little fucking chip at the
• 1:10:46
  end that's been there since that podcast, And I thought Chico's detailing was gonna
• 1:10:54
  get rid of it. But out with the clay with the clay break.
• 1:10:58
  First, first of all, how clean these Your car still rock? Still
• 1:11:00
  clean? You had the dirtiest car out of very body here. No I
• 1:11:03
  it was so bad, bro, dude, No, I take all the
• 1:11:06
  trash out, like I'm not playing, like it needs another wash on the
• 1:11:10
  outside again, but like the inside is still pristine. I refuse to let
• 1:11:14
  that bitch get that dirty again. My car also too, it took a
• 1:11:15
  while, like it's now burly still, like you could still smell the picana
• 1:11:20
  like like does it smell like oranges? For a long ast time because I
• 1:11:24
  was like, damn, I haven't been able to smell air. And I
• 1:11:26
  was like, how long can I go without smoking and driving? And I
• 1:11:29
  lasted like three weeks? Nice yeah, And then I was like, I
• 1:11:31
  think one day we went to we went to university studios in my lady and
• 1:11:34
  I was like, let's go upgrade our passes and I was like, you
• 1:11:38
  sparked up a blood and I was like I do this all the time.
• 1:11:40
  She's like, in the car, you said you went and I was like,
• 1:11:42
  oh yeah. I was like, fuck yeah, you're right, that's
• 1:11:45
  exactly what happened. Like you're like, fuck whatever, so you finish,
• 1:11:48
  So you know how, like my day kind of got ruined because I walked
• 1:11:50
  out. I'm gonna ruining Easone's day. I don't give him. Fuck Salt
• 1:11:55
  Lake City. It is no secret that Salt Lake City has struggle takes score
• 1:12:00
  goals this season, as fans and the lack of consistent goal skeep goal scorers
• 1:12:05
  answered. Christiano Chichongo, the twenty eight year old Colombian striker, is set
• 1:12:10
  to arrive to RSL during the summer transfer window that opens on July fit,
• 1:12:15
  As initially reported by MLS insider Tom Berger and confirmed by team sources, so
• 1:12:19
  Chiechongo, he's on. Zack's boyfriend is now playing in Salt Lake City,
• 1:12:24
  so we might have to fly out to Utah to do it. We don't
• 1:12:27
  smoke the same live show, so he am and his boyfriend can reconciliate and
• 1:12:30
  remake up. But sorry, he's on to the VIP section down there,
• 1:12:36
  and La rapc Rich specifically, who does all those people and LAFC Sosa and
• 1:12:42
  everybody. You guys, Let Cheecho go to Salt Lake City. I'm even
• 1:12:46
  milized. Let Chizo go to Salt Lake City and let my cost boyfriends fucking
• 1:12:51
  boyfriend to Let Chizo go to Salt Lake City. And we gotta deal with
• 1:12:57
  fucking vellas fatas fucking see penalty kets and then we got messy coming our way,
• 1:13:02
  and we got messy coming, but we gotta see chief man. Come
• 1:13:06
  on, dog, I swear to God. Bro, let's stop focusing and
• 1:13:11
  worrying about having the psil plumas and doctor Dres and the sections and let's fucking
• 1:13:15
  get some fucking strikers. Bro, what the fuck is going on? Let's
• 1:13:19
  get Rishano. I've been seeing you, fucking tak Rishano. You've seen what's
• 1:13:25
  up it's like when you when you got Shooting for the Stars Stars Dog Club.
• 1:13:31
  Let's get billion dollars million players. Bro, what happened right there?
• 1:13:36
  Him? Come home? I'm not gonna lie and all this time. This
• 1:13:43
  might sound kind of gay, but Krishana will look good in black and gold.
• 1:13:45
  Kaushana will look good in black and gold. His color. Bro has
• 1:13:48
  gold. He has gold in his house exactly. And and whoever wants to
• 1:13:53
  buy tickets to the messy game for what is it? When? What is
• 1:13:58
  it the I'm selling my two tickets. I'm not going to that game.
• 1:14:00
  How much I might rather go to? How much my tickets are going for?
• 1:14:04
  Ten k? Bro? Yeah, you're in line. Somebody offered me.
• 1:14:08
  If somebody offered me form man Japan, I'll be back next week.
• 1:14:13
  What's your section and seat number? Section one on one bro K seats nine
• 1:14:18
  and ten, right behind d J. Flick, who fucking produced the So
• 1:14:24
  you can even see celebrities wrong at sometimes, Bro, it's not what I
• 1:14:29
  love his zone, but it's not worth ten k if you get. If
• 1:14:33
  you do, you get walked down there you get you can spit on them,
• 1:14:38
  well, you can say some little you could take your kid and your
• 1:14:40
  kid could be like MESSI what if I would and MESSI could just come up
• 1:14:44
  and say, you can catch us headed nugs. I had little black soccer
• 1:14:49
  balls. Ain't throw for the kids in my section? You can. They
• 1:14:51
  hand them to them, Bro, they don't throw them at you, they
• 1:14:55
  hand them to you. I'm like, literally, I can see I can
• 1:14:57
  see everybody perfectly who's in the celebrities section right there. That's how close I
• 1:15:01
  am. So I might get a very good spot. So those tickets,
• 1:15:03
  but I mean you got twenty twenty though. That is true. Thing shout
• 1:15:06
  out to you know, to the god. I like it giving me good
• 1:15:12
  vision. Man, that's not like such a hitter. If I had if
• 1:15:15
  I had seen to my girlfriends, who's only going? I told I've been
• 1:15:20
  sitting next to something messy fat duck. I told my girl. I was
• 1:15:26
  like, I might have to ask me real be like, can walk in
• 1:15:29
  with you? Yeah? I forgot you got that plug? I forgot you
• 1:15:32
  would be like come on following yeah after? Well, first of all,
• 1:15:41
  he's he be real, made a theme song. He's not one of those
• 1:15:44
  paid not paid celebrities. He's not one of those Poppins celebrities. I'm talking
• 1:15:46
  about like focusing on the fun. Yeah, he's like shovel Bro, Like
• 1:15:50
  they're gonna get a jersey up there when we win a couple more cups.
• 1:15:54
  But we need to fucking focus on getting some goddamn strikers. Bro. Dennis
• 1:15:58
  Bone got back hurts, Bro, Like he his back fucking hurts from carrying
• 1:16:02
  Vela's fat ass on there. Bro. Vella's tired. He wants to go
• 1:16:05
  back home to fucking Chibas. Bro. He wants to take his white wife
• 1:16:09
  over there, retire, raise his kid in the Mexican household. I get
• 1:16:12
  it as good a wholesome values to it. He doesn't want to raise a
• 1:16:15
  kid in La. Like you know, but you can't be fucking up La.
• 1:16:17
  You can't be fucking missing two penalty kicks twenty two shots in the last
• 1:16:21
  fucking game taken and they only have four and we tie with Atlanta. What
• 1:16:25
  is it? What is it? Atlanta? Yeah? Yeah, we know
• 1:16:28
  Atlantic, Yeah, Atlanta Soccer Club. And they're the only other player there.
• 1:16:31
  They only have the other they have the one soccer player that uh,
• 1:16:35
  one of the only other soccer players that I played in the World Cup with
• 1:16:38
  Messi and that team they're young. Cat he played with Messy in the World
• 1:16:42
  Cup. I can't remember his name. Yeah, but he's like he's a
• 1:16:45
  baby though, King Flames. Just know if Cristiano comes to at LAFC,
• 1:16:50
  those tickets are gonna shoot up. I'm going to Japan every week. It
• 1:16:56
  would never happen, though, dude, you I mean not right now,
• 1:17:00
  I know. I mean, dude, you remember when they thought, Remember
• 1:17:02
  that's what they said about Lebron coming to LA and then sure enough because he
• 1:17:05
  went to Miami and then he went and then he was going back to Cleveland,
• 1:17:09
  and then I think I think Rishano would love living in la Oh yeah,
• 1:17:14
  because he loved I think he'd get an STD for sure. He's faithful.
• 1:17:17
  You're not that good cheating on your wife. Oh he has a wife.
• 1:17:21
  I thought he was single. He has a wife. Like he has
• 1:17:25
  like four kids. Dude, he had a He was so like he don't
• 1:17:30
  fuck I mean really or not? He claims to like he's so about being
• 1:17:33
  the best talking pot in the world that he his first kid is through a
• 1:17:38
  seract wife. Oh, like Juno. He wanted the kids, so he
• 1:17:42
  wanted the kids so bad, but he didn't want to have a girlfriend or
• 1:17:45
  a wife that he got. He just gave his firm to some girl.
• 1:17:46
  I'm not gonna lie though, kid And then he wanted a kid. If
• 1:17:48
  if if, if I was that balling, I probably would have done that
• 1:17:53
  already. Yeah like when Yeah, I think he's just too busy working about
• 1:17:56
  talk. He was like, but I want a kid and he has his
• 1:17:58
  first son. I don't think from his wife. They call that food R
• 1:18:01
  two D two like that. He's so good at soccer, he's got to
• 1:18:04
  be a product. Yeah, it's gotta be like where you get that's a
• 1:18:06
  Disney kid, bro. You know my friend he can do that, he
• 1:18:09
  said. My friend said, I could be the Neino to his Disney Kid.
• 1:18:13
  Oh shit, yeah, and I'll be like yeah's you know? Like
• 1:18:15
  then then I'd be oldest fu getting invited to like Disney Channel events because they'd
• 1:18:18
  be like, yeah, that's my grandson. He's over here and fucking that's
• 1:18:21
  all. Raven Reboot or the or the Hispanic version of Corey's House, Yeah,
• 1:18:30
  Corey and the House. Kevin, Hey, Yo, what is it?
• 1:18:36
  I saw the Hot Cheeto movie? Yo, that ship was tied.
• 1:18:42
  Cried. You know why I cried? I want to watch it, and
• 1:18:45
  you know what, you know, I'm like when does ezones a word?
• 1:18:48
  Cry? I cry for everything, bro, Like but like but if I
• 1:18:51
  cry for a lot of things, but like like when you're alone or like
• 1:18:56
  like like certainly like me like bro, like great nose. Like that's the
• 1:18:59
  reason he knows when I talk to him about a certain film, like he'll
• 1:19:01
  really take my honest critique to it because I literally like I try to interpret
• 1:19:05
  whatever the director is trying to do, like from as a consumer where I'm
• 1:19:09
  like, if this is the emotions portrayed, they worked, I'll cry.
• 1:19:11
  I'll laugh when at the moment needs to be done, you know, Like
• 1:19:14
  I'm I'm a fucking sucker for fucking what Hollywood has to offer. Bro.
• 1:19:16
  And I love Hollywood because of that too, Like I love everything about Hollywood,
• 1:19:20
  Brotastic Park. We all love Hollywood, Like I don't love Hollywood,
• 1:19:27
  like you don't love Hollywood that much. But I go on the tram right
• 1:19:30
  every time I'm at Universal just so I can smoke my vapin And I'm like,
• 1:19:32
  damn, the Frankenstein was here. I'm like, I wish I could
• 1:19:35
  just jump off and go on Bates Motel and just like I literally look at
• 1:19:40
  these things and I'm like, I just wanted to film a music video here
• 1:19:43
  once. Bro, that's all I wanted to. I want to just throw
• 1:19:45
  my friend through this glass window real quick, like just shit like that.
• 1:19:48
  Bro. That's that's where my mind is at. Bro. And that's what
• 1:19:50
  Hollywood has been able to do. But this movie, the Hotchito movie,
• 1:19:55
  Dog, you know why he made me cry? And I'll tell you guys
• 1:19:57
  right now and shout out to Evaloria. Yeah she produced it, right or
• 1:20:00
  something that directed? Yes, it fellow fellow csun Matador. So I graduated
• 1:20:08
  with her and that's like the only reason I was gonna watch it. First
• 1:20:11
  of all, some respect on her name, bro. She she she made
• 1:20:14
  you want to know, you want to know, but she's not a Yeah
• 1:20:17
  she's done with that. I'm so excited. But but let me tell you
• 1:20:23
  why why it made me cry, bro, Because it helped me understand something
• 1:20:27
  about something a part of my parents that I didn't understand. Or if you
• 1:20:30
  had immigrant parents and maybe that you you being privileged enough to be raised in
• 1:20:34
  America, they didn't have a chance to understand. I didn't know how hard
• 1:20:39
  it was for Latinos in the eighties and the nineties to deal with some of
• 1:20:45
  the racism or the fucking the barriers that were built, like you don't know
• 1:20:50
  how like I like I look. I started thinking about, like how my
• 1:20:54
  mom used to treat her job of just cleaning these offices for these Guarda fucking
• 1:20:58
  banks, you know, the Guarda armor trucks. My mom has been working
• 1:21:00
  for that family for a long ast time before they sold it to Guarda.
• 1:21:03
  And I do remember how my mom used to treat this job like, no,
• 1:21:06
  I gotta show up on time and this isn't that because it was like
• 1:21:10
  a privilege to fucking have that job because they like white people ran the shit
• 1:21:15
  or fucking people that fucking had it. And it was just like hey,
• 1:21:16
  man, like there's a barrier here, and if I'm gonna hire a rese
• 1:21:20
  and fucking you know what I mean, like, I'm gonna make you fucking
• 1:21:24
  work hard for it. So there was just such such a crazy amount of
• 1:21:27
  pressure, bro. And during that time, and our parents were surviving off
• 1:21:30
  on nine to five's, bro. And that Bobby made me think about like
• 1:21:33
  damn, like my fucking dad like went through all that shit, like he
• 1:21:38
  had he had a good warehouse job. My mom fucking working at like GUARDA
• 1:21:42
  Companies, just cleaning white people's houses and all this shit, just all that
• 1:21:45
  shit man and others, and and I'm like, fuck, man, shout
• 1:21:47
  out to all of our fucking immigrant parents to fucking did that shit, because
• 1:21:50
  that ship was not easy, bro, because they didn't have they not that
• 1:21:54
  they didn't have the balls to punch their boss from calling them a spick or
• 1:21:57
  being racist towards them. They couldn't afford it, because that meant that we
• 1:22:00
  were gonna go hungry. And I was like, and it's a it's a
• 1:22:02
  great movie about initiative and and then a triumphant and and and literally it's a
• 1:22:08
  it's a fucking good movie. Though, Like I recommend you guys watch that
• 1:22:11
  ship on Hulu. Made me feel very proud to be Latino. Shout out
• 1:22:15
  your dead sister. Yeah, yeah, I love you rock. Hello.
• 1:22:24
  Somebody said DJ have it Yo my birthdays on the sixteen, Can I get
• 1:22:28
  a shout out? Please shout out to you, Happy birthday, DJ have
• 1:22:30
  it? Did you have it? Happy birthday? Hey? Do you get
• 1:22:34
  paid to like raise somebody's petspur like, you know, like a surrogates,
• 1:22:39
  Bill do'troup said, surrogate moms are ninety k yeah a lot likee k yeah,
• 1:22:44
  that's like random pussy huh bo. You were just strolling your body and
• 1:22:46
  then you're giving this baby away and you don't think you have some attachment to
• 1:22:49
  it, you know what I mean. You're not some master word shit,
• 1:22:51
  dude. That's the weirdest shit to me. Some moms. Some moms can't
• 1:22:56
  do it. Some moms like like, let's say, I would have thought
• 1:22:58
  being a bit like if you're a woman, I was like, women's are
• 1:23:00
  emotional, so like like like you're gonna kill you. This is exactly what
• 1:23:04
  happens. Like, so two gay guys are like, you know, they
• 1:23:06
  fall in love and shit and they want a baby, right, So then
• 1:23:10
  like they'll find a surrogate mom and they will both like they will both come
• 1:23:15
  into something and they'll mix it around so they don't know whose baby it is.
• 1:23:18
  Not I'm being serious, I've heard this ship I know, and they
• 1:23:21
  mix it around so they don't know whose baby it is, So technically you
• 1:23:25
  can't say it's minor his, it's just both of ours. So they mix
• 1:23:27
  the sperms. Yeah, being for real yeah, and they don't know who's
• 1:23:30
  it, like the food with the painting at home deepot yeah, oh my
• 1:23:32
  gosh, and then nobody. It just makes one baby and then uh,
• 1:23:38
  the baby. The mom, the surrogate mom will have the baby. And
• 1:23:41
  there's times sound like the little girlfriend and then the baby. It gets deeper
• 1:23:46
  than that, because like you want this mom, this this poor mom.
• 1:23:50
  Usually it's a poor mom, it's a mom in the hood that needs the
• 1:23:53
  money. You will buy her top notch food top. It's like having a
• 1:23:58
  French blue dog because you want her to bear. You want to nurture your
• 1:24:01
  own because it's you don't treat it like a dog you rescued at the fucking
• 1:24:04
  pound, like you're just like you only get to eat blue. Imagine you
• 1:24:10
  dropped all this time, money and effort. You've been taking this, You've
• 1:24:12
  been for six months, You've been taking care of your baby mama technically,
• 1:24:16
  and all of a sudden, when the baby comes out, she's like,
• 1:24:18
  never mind, I want it. That happens a lot dog, tiger food
• 1:24:27
  castles. No, that happens a dude. It's heartbreak. I mean I
• 1:24:30
  would it would sucks. Imagine your wife can't have that's happened some normal couples
• 1:24:34
  that you know kids. Yeah, that movie Juno wasn't acceptable. But then
• 1:24:39
  she careful with her careful with who we want the baby though she was like,
• 1:24:42
  yeah, Juno didn't care he he doesn't want a baby. Oh that's
• 1:24:45
  it's a she's a dude though. It's Elliott. It's it's right, Elliott.
• 1:24:49
  I'm sorry, Elliott. Elliott. Yeah, wait, hold on,
• 1:24:53
  the girl from Juno is a guy careful transition. It's I mean it's un
• 1:25:00
  careful. Rocks rocks and ship rock. How do we can you? Yeah,
• 1:25:04
  you want to know how to talk about how do you mos? Cube?
• 1:25:06
  Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no, essentially essentially the way you would
• 1:25:13
  they go by Elliot now right, Yeah, so first that that is what
• 1:25:18
  that's Juno's currently names. Yeah, because they they transitioned, so they like
• 1:25:24
  actually underwent the hormone therapy and everything like that. I think they do.
• 1:25:30
  No, I don't think it has there a surgery for that, Like can
• 1:25:33
  you get it? Like you know how you can flip the scrow them inside
• 1:25:35
  out, it's like you get Oh damn, I'm not overly familiar with all
• 1:25:41
  the like the procedural stuff, so I couldn't speak to that, but um,
• 1:25:46
  essentially, here's what I'll tell you. Like as like, it's definitely
• 1:25:53
  what it was like when it when it happened, it definitely threw me off
• 1:25:57
  too. I was but you know, good for them for knowing their truth.
• 1:26:00
  Man. But when they were a chick, I thought she was attractive,
• 1:26:03
  but you know, good for her. I did it. I never
• 1:26:05
  I thought she was attracted like Juno. Like I was like she was on
• 1:26:10
  the track or no, like like where I was like, oh, she
• 1:26:13
  has woman value. You gotta pull up Juno. He was in this movie
• 1:26:16
  with the Rain Wilson. It was a like a like a like be style
• 1:26:24
  fucking uh superhero movie. She was an insion. Yeah you find this goofy
• 1:26:29
  as sometimes goofy bitches win you over with their personality and she was in that
• 1:26:33
  movie. I was like, it seems like somebody I wanted to go on
• 1:26:36
  a date every now and then. I think my dick Loki thought it wanted
• 1:26:40
  to be a dude. So I was like, nope, you got that.
• 1:26:42
  Yeah, yeah, I think my dick was onto something. I don't
• 1:26:45
  know when my dick was sniff out trans good for that, that's dude.
• 1:26:49
  Yeah, it's it's it's right now. I don't think in West Hollywood it's
• 1:26:53
  it's the fucking it should be. It's a plus, but it's it's a
• 1:26:56
  Superas what's said, he wasn't gonna do nas on the lab, call him
• 1:27:05
  out on the guys accountability just birthdaystho fucking episode. This is my last time
• 1:27:12
  doing all he weed you see it, take it from me, and I
• 1:27:19
  gave him some weed after the show. Was like, just in case,
• 1:27:25
  just the case you need, just the case you needed. But do you
• 1:27:28
  think he's in an smoke no more. I think he wants to take his
• 1:27:30
  career to the next level, so I think it probably will. That's like,
• 1:27:32
  if you're not gonna do the nas anymore. Well, to be fair
• 1:27:38
  and we are on patron, I'm sorry I had to break this relationship up.
• 1:27:46
  Man, doctor's orders doctors so orders. Sadly, Man, I can't
• 1:27:53
  have a highway uh first class ticket to as you know direction you believe that
• 1:28:00
  that fool's gone? No, I still can't fucking believe he's going to real
• 1:28:02
  Salt Lake City Bros. Still not over that bro. Ye the audacity dude,
• 1:28:11
  sir, I'm I'm he's gonna be I'm a clap every time they fucking
• 1:28:15
  every time they fucking put his name and it says real Salt Lake City.
• 1:28:17
  I'm a sucking clap for him. Even I'm at the LAFC game, Like,
• 1:28:20
  your boyfriend shouldn't have been there, You think you should be here with
• 1:28:24
  us? You think your boyfriend's gonna look good in red your exploit from my
• 1:28:28
  back everything? Bro? Get it? You know, you know you know
• 1:28:33
  what I saw, Dude, I saw this video about like about puff Daddy,
• 1:28:38
  but and how like that fool like he like how like he's like kind
• 1:28:42
  of sus like he's kind of like really gay, like like like more than
• 1:28:47
  Burderman. Bro. Like there's like there's there's like hella fucking clips of him
• 1:28:55
  where like when he gets drunk, like in the Nory podcast. He was
• 1:28:58
  like like he got kind of drunk. He was like, yeah, tell
• 1:29:00
  me tell him you like that daddy, tell him tell you like like he
• 1:29:02
  said, tell me even Ray. We even Ray looked back like you and
• 1:29:08
  you was like He's like He's like he's like tell him how we party,
• 1:29:11
  Daddy, Like he said it like that, bro. And then there's another
• 1:29:14
  and then fabulous is in that podcast, he was like, I want a
• 1:29:15
  fucking party with you. Like he's like, He's like no, He's like,
• 1:29:18
  but we've party before on our birthday. It was tight and he's like
• 1:29:21
  no, He's like, I want a party party with you. And I'm
• 1:29:25
  just like, well, what if? What if? What if? Okay,
• 1:29:29
  this might sound sucks, but like I'm not lying, like, oh
• 1:29:30
  my god, listen, oh but what if I like, ten years from
• 1:29:34
  now we're on a different podcasts. I'm like, Yo, he's on this
• 1:29:36
  party party. No, that might sound sucks, but you know what I
• 1:29:40
  remember, I'm like, Yo, let's bring the ball out. You didn't
• 1:29:44
  throw the word daddy in there too, shy daddy? You want a party?
• 1:29:49
  Party? Are y'all talking about like Diddy and Mike Tyson doing it?
• 1:29:54
  Are y'all talking about that? I saw this conspiracy. I saw this conspiracy
• 1:29:57
  on YouTube world. Jamie fo was talking about a time where he wasn't it
• 1:30:01
  was at a party with Diddy, right, and it was like a like,
• 1:30:04
  I've seen this. You've seen that, whether sound or something like that,
• 1:30:08
  and like can you no, no, no, you finish it,
• 1:30:10
  No, you finish you finish it. You know more about no I don't,
• 1:30:15
  I really don't. Just right, they're at a party, they're doing
• 1:30:17
  it. They're not doing it. You know, they're how you found at
• 1:30:19
  a party and Mike Tyson comes in and then you know, one thing,
• 1:30:25
  one thing after that. That video you know, it's you know, it's
• 1:30:28
  like that. There's that Jamie Fox talking about Fox in trouble right now,
• 1:30:31
  you heard it. But that's that's the amazing people and people people said that
• 1:30:36
  that's the reason he's in the hospital because they're like, yo, Diddy has
• 1:30:41
  that much fucking power that like because the last time somebody threatened there was a
• 1:30:45
  birthday party, because he's known for throwing the craziest parties. He said that,
• 1:30:47
  like somebody got video of him with his pants down by the DJ booth
• 1:30:51
  and there was like another man giving him like head or something like that,
• 1:30:54
  and like this bodyguard like was covering it up, and this girl who works
• 1:30:58
  for radio got fired because she like mentioned it someone on radio and like this
• 1:31:01
  bitch is blacklisted and all that shit. The video is deleted, like like
• 1:31:04
  it's fucking crazy, but like this these are these are these are sucking things
• 1:31:09
  have been going on with City for a while, but like it's like people
• 1:31:13
  that have been there like Usher and Justin Bieber and talk about some crazy going
• 1:31:16
  in. You're just cool. Of He's like, you're getting wrong. He's
• 1:31:18
  like, this is your month, baby, you know what I mean?
• 1:31:20
  Like I ain't drimp it, but but but I'm like, yo, like
• 1:31:24
  I don'm not. I don't. I wouldn't want my friend lie to me
• 1:31:27
  about that and then come on my podcast and be like show him out how
• 1:31:29
  you could do Nah's daddy, you know what I mean? Tell him how
• 1:31:31
  we party over here, like hey, bro, like don't mean and and
• 1:31:35
  you guys called a lot of people don't even means like and like his fellow
• 1:31:40
  rappers or people would be like like he did that to like he'd be like
• 1:31:44
  what not in their defense, but a lot of port Ricans called dude's Poppy,
• 1:31:48
  which is weird. Yeah, Poppy Poppy. No, it does not.
• 1:31:51
  It's same as daddy, Poppy and daddy or the same thing when a
• 1:31:55
  girl calls me daddy and Poppy did gets hard, you know, daddy and
• 1:32:00
  Poppy fifty said did another interview about it where he was like or he said
• 1:32:03
  that pup Daddy went up to him. I was like, oh, we
• 1:32:06
  gotta hang out, man. He's like, man, we gotta hang out
• 1:32:11
  and just fucking like just do the town and everything. He's like, he
• 1:32:15
  was like, let me think. He's like, he's like, we gotta
• 1:32:15
  go shopping like fifty would do. He's like, he's like, I'll pay
• 1:32:18
  for everything for you. Just go like and I'm like, Bro, that's
• 1:32:21
  some shit you say to a bitch. No, Like, you know what
• 1:32:25
  I mean, I get it. Did he could do it? But I'm
• 1:32:26
  like, this is fifty vitamin water fifty. He just sold cold cola for
• 1:32:29
  two million, you know what I mean. Like, I'm not gonna.
• 1:32:31
  I'm just not gonna let did he fucking come up to me and be like,
• 1:32:34
  yo, let me pay for every now? But it's a flax sto.
• 1:32:36
  I also think when you tell people like he said that, he was
• 1:32:39
  like kind of telling him he was whenever you through Daddy, that ruins it.
• 1:32:42
  Yeah, all right, whatever through Daddy that ruins it. But they've
• 1:32:45
  been telling Papa, they've been telling human by me and you said, I
• 1:32:47
  got it. Yeah, yeah, they've been telling me. That's something.
• 1:32:50
  You're like, I got it. Like I don't take that, Like it's
• 1:32:54
  like daddy, bro, like we're not coming on top is not daddy?
• 1:32:58
  Yeah. I think it's also just context. Man, I don't know,
• 1:33:00
  yeh Like I mean, like, I like fucking with people. Know this,
• 1:33:06
  everybody in this building cannot call me daddy. If you'll call me daddy.
• 1:33:12
  If you call me daddy, I might be like, oh, like
• 1:33:14
  whatever, you be funny as a joke, like what what like? But
• 1:33:16
  if anyone here called me daddy, Uh no, no, Yeah, He's
• 1:33:23
  like, you know he stole me money. Oh you need not hold you
• 1:33:26
  still owe somebody a jersey? From what I hear, I hate you.
• 1:33:30
  See then you're the fucking words. I get them. I get the MS
• 1:33:34
  now from him. Now you that's why I'm bringing it up. He's like,
• 1:33:38
  well, he's not respired, So I'll thought on the group shot.
• 1:33:40
  I'll thought on the group shot. I'll thought of the group. Chot the
• 1:33:42
  group the group check and asks what this fool gets? So this foe hits
• 1:33:45
  me up? This is bad? Tell him what? Tell him whatever?
• 1:33:49
  Yo, I need some water. I'm dying of thirsty. So this one
• 1:33:53
  whoever took those keys? So this fool hits So this boe hits me up.
• 1:33:57
  He goes for the San Jose earthquakes. So this full San Jose quad
• 1:34:00
  it hiits me up. He's like, you you want to make a bet
• 1:34:03
  for San Jose LAFC. I'm like, I'm down. He's like how much
• 1:34:08
  money wise? And I'm like, we're homies. Let's not do money because
• 1:34:11
  I don't want to do money with homies because we're homies, right. I
• 1:34:14
  was like, He's like, let's do a jersey. I'm like down,
• 1:34:15
  bet they lose. He sends me the address and then he also sends me
• 1:34:19
  an address with the jersey. He's also sends me a link with the jersey
• 1:34:25
  with the name and it's about two hundred and fifty bucks for this jersey that
• 1:34:30
  I said, I'm down for jersey, but I'm talking about a replica one
• 1:34:33
  hundred bucks one hundred fifty tops. But you want to add your name and
• 1:34:36
  then sign and then what so next time I tell you a jersey, can
• 1:34:40
  I give you up a lett one sign? Oh? You want better jersey,
• 1:34:42
  then I'm gonna give you a sign one. I'm like, dude,
• 1:34:44
  and then this full sign me and he's calling me a fucking lame and I'll
• 1:34:46
  said I'll buy it, but like, give me some time. I'll pay
• 1:34:48
  for it because I do pay my bed. But I'm like, yo,
• 1:34:49
  I did not expect to drop to fifty on a jersey on a homie bed.
• 1:34:53
  Yeah, you know what I mean. Like, I'll pay for it.
• 1:34:55
  But I said we're gonna run it again. I said we're gonna run
• 1:34:58
  it again, because next time we run it, I'm gonna do the same
• 1:34:59
  thing. We running again. But I will pay for it, but I'll
• 1:35:00
  give me some time. But when someone says a bet on a jersey is
• 1:35:04
  what a regular jersey? No name, no nothing, right? I mean
• 1:35:10
  Chris, sorry, Christians Solar Sano, that's the guy, right, Yeah,
• 1:35:13
  that says a jersey of our choice? Was the bet a jersey jersey
• 1:35:18
  jersey of our choice? What if I want? What if I want of
• 1:35:21
  Christian Ronaldo signed one from two thousand and two Portugal sign that's unlimited edition where
• 1:35:27
  you're gonna pay for it? No jersey jersey choice, I met jersey of
• 1:35:30
  your team, jersey of basketball, jersey of football soccer international. That's what
• 1:35:34
  I meant. I'll pay for it. I got you, my boy.
• 1:35:36
  We're running this again, though, but when I get runned, don we're
• 1:35:39
  running it. Give me some time. I didn't. I didn't want to
• 1:35:42
  drop too fit down a homie jersey. So we learned a lesson. We
• 1:35:45
  learned a lesson. Yeah, burbitch, I'll give it to him. I
• 1:35:46
  will stand by it. But we're running this again because y'all team is the
• 1:35:50
  earthquake. San Jose's ain't got much. I ain't got much to them.
• 1:35:54
  We're gonna beat you guys on the next round, but I'm just letting you
• 1:35:57
  know next time, just clarifying when we're betting. Because I got a two
• 1:36:00
  hundred and fifty dollars thing, I was like, wow, I gotta I
• 1:36:01
  gotta respect that though. That is definitely the guy that, like, you
• 1:36:04
  know, you get the genie and you ask it for more wishes. Yeah,
• 1:36:11
  that type of ship. I'm like, yo, I'm just trying to
• 1:36:13
  be cool and get you a jersey and I'm like, this was like signed,
• 1:36:15
  and I'm surprised didn't ask for a sign too. Christian says LAFC jersey
• 1:36:19
  with a name, I would have got it. I like that now we
• 1:36:24
  know. I said, I'll run it again, give me some time.
• 1:36:25
  I'll pay for it, like I said, I'm not. Just gave me
• 1:36:28
  some time doctors two hundred and fifties double than I thought I will got,
• 1:36:30
  I got you. I'm putting it up here because you know, also let
• 1:36:32
  me live it down. I just call these on two and I told him
• 1:36:34
  the same thing. I'm like, Yo, what do you think about this
• 1:36:35
  fucking thing the homie do when they're doing me dirty? Call that dirty?
• 1:36:40
  Just like you, you know what, Just like you did me in San
• 1:36:43
  Jose, Just like you did me over there when I went out there with
• 1:36:45
  Sam Tripley. I went out there, we were parting, and you're like,
• 1:36:46
  yo, I got some cocaine. It's clean. It wasn't fucking clean.
• 1:36:49
  I stayed up all night. That shit had fanton on in it,
• 1:36:51
  and you also said it had fanto on it. So you're a dirty motherfucker
• 1:36:55
  as well. Always dirty, I think, man, are whatever? I
• 1:37:00
  stayed up all night. I was there, Sam sleeping, Sam sleeping next
• 1:37:03
  to me, and I'm considering calling nine one one on, hold on,
• 1:37:06
  hold on. Sam's sleeping next to We have a fucking conjoining room. What
• 1:37:11
  are you talking about? Oh? I acting like he's never a band road
• 1:37:14
  in the band, No in his better man band sleep talking about you made
• 1:37:19
  a seam. I was like, hilarious, he always wants to be funny.
• 1:37:24
  Dog. You already know we get. I mean, George always get
• 1:37:27
  a side. That's what they buck us for. They sleep outside the room,
• 1:37:30
  bro, he's boning. When he's boning. When he does, which
• 1:37:36
  takes out a blanket like for a dog. It's like the door. He's
• 1:37:40
  like, you sleep here, oh my god. And then but you're allowed
• 1:37:43
  to go in the room after he fusa if she leaves. Yeah, so
• 1:37:46
  you just get to walk into that room full of cock fog. That's it
• 1:37:48
  smells like sex. It smells just like my room, like when my dad
• 1:37:51
  used to walk into my room like, well, puttle sex. So that's
• 1:37:55
  exactly what I was saying. Yeah, dude, dad said that because you
• 1:38:00
  know what I put him sex. So he was a perfect No, it's
• 1:38:03
  just happy that it's sucking sunk and get it. Why did you that so
• 1:38:06
  toxic? Dude? He is pretty crazy. You ever talked to your dad
• 1:38:13
  about like you breaking your leg? Hey? Did you tell him about the
• 1:38:15
  what incident? You know? Oh? Yeah yeah, yeah, of course
• 1:38:20
  was about it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're told him I
• 1:38:23
  gotta be nice. Yeah, of course I told him what are you talking
• 1:38:26
  about? Damn? And then he said my name when I fought, and
• 1:38:29
  he's like, yeah, you didn't do that. Yeah, if my dad
• 1:38:35
  knows me before, you know that, not even when I was like,
• 1:38:38
  oh no, dude, you're not gonna jump for that. Oh. Somebody
• 1:38:45
  said fool sounds like did he when he said he used to wake up with
• 1:38:47
  us? Yeah? It's like what you guys all didn't wake up with him?
• 1:38:56
  Truly? Oh my god? Does that? What does that? What
• 1:39:02
  have weird tendencies? Like fucking you know how like Jason Rouse likes to blast
• 1:39:04
  heavy metal music for three hours. He sleeps all day. Dogs, It's
• 1:39:09
  it's not even the best because he just sleeps and sleeps and sleeps, and
• 1:39:13
  you kind of can't even be loud in the room. You're kind either you
• 1:39:15
  sleep or I leave. Either I'm sleeping with it, like kind of just
• 1:39:17
  taking a nap with him on my phone scrolling, or I fucking we're fucking
• 1:39:24
  he sleeps all day. I'm not, we're sleeping. Then I fucking just
• 1:39:28
  get up and I fucking walk around fucking whatever city. I'm mad, whatever
• 1:39:30
  city, I man, I'm just walking and eventually I try to find someone
• 1:39:33
  to fucking give me some weed, and it's just fucking yeah, I'm trying
• 1:39:38
  to score us some math. When's the last time he did math, because
• 1:39:44
  you know he's leeping and so for like two years. Yeah, the babies.
• 1:39:46
  Yeah, I think a little bit before the babies to do math before
• 1:39:48
  that. Yeah, I mean he talks about it. Well, that's what
• 1:39:51
  I'm asking, like, Yeah, I everybody, Yeah, I never did
• 1:39:55
  it with them. I mean I think there's a couple times, right,
• 1:39:57
  pretty much. It was like, man, you're kind of weird, but
• 1:39:59
  it was He's kind of respected to me and he always professional. So you
• 1:40:01
  so you were around him in certain times where he's like, oh he was
• 1:40:03
  like the meth Prippley. Oh no, I mean I but like you when
• 1:40:08
  you knew him, Yeah, but he never he never not offered you because
• 1:40:12
  it's not like math is not one of those drugs where it's like, yo,
• 1:40:15
  you gotta hit this math, you gotta try this shit. It's really
• 1:40:17
  good. You kind of know who to offer meth to and who not to,
• 1:40:21
  Like, you know, somebody who looks like they have myth activities,
• 1:40:26
  just people that talk really loud. Yeah, people, I'm surprised. I've
• 1:40:29
  never been offered meth, but they're like, you're fat, you don't do
• 1:40:32
  math. You don't do math. Look at you? You like food?
• 1:40:36
  I was like, yeah, like actually do yeah, Like how do you
• 1:40:41
  like food? I can't. I don't want to do a drug that makes
• 1:40:44
  me look at food and discuss. Like I had a breakup with cocaine because
• 1:40:47
  of that. I was like, that was done of the saddest things bro
• 1:40:50
  like dad, like up with cocaine. No, just like one of the
• 1:40:55
  saddest things that comes with that. That breakup was like like I used to
• 1:41:00
  literally uh, I started thinking about all the food that I wasted. Oh
• 1:41:03
  because you eat a little bit and then throw away. Yeah, or like
• 1:41:05
  food that like people would offer me but like yo high and hungry. Yeah,
• 1:41:10
  let me hook you up with some food. And I'm just like yeah
• 1:41:13
  yeah. But I'm like and then and I'm just like, hmm, this
• 1:41:15
  is great, and like I'm coked out, like coked out of a restaurant.
• 1:41:19
  So you're like, I just want to imagine you're taking a bite and
• 1:41:24
  like not actually swallowing, but just chewing and like but also grinding you.
• 1:41:27
  I would I would, I would swallow it, but I would just be
• 1:41:30
  like it's good. There's one episode of High and Hungry where you can curly
• 1:41:33
  see. Yeah, I like coke out Blas Vegas episode and uh yeah with
• 1:41:40
  the trays. Yeah, with the trays where I'm super cooked. Yeah in
• 1:41:43
  the hotel with the flamingo. Were you cooked out with the side dick at
• 1:41:45
  the episode and I was there on it too. The pizza one, the
• 1:41:47
  pizza one, Yeah we did. We did coke after though, But dude,
• 1:41:51
  that that episode was crazy though, because that episode was tied pizza and
• 1:41:58
  there was two females there that drunk as female he had brought one for you
• 1:42:01
  too during back in the day. Yeah, sick ass fools didn't bring me
• 1:42:06
  one. I sat there fucking hard or thorwheeling it at the pigs joint and
• 1:42:13
  he walked in there with his own beers and started drinking, and I remember
• 1:42:16
  like somebody could like was it like the person's uh dad came by? The
• 1:42:20
  owner of the business was like kiss it's though, Yeah, like yeah,
• 1:42:26
  like they got the parents that the so the there was the owner of there
• 1:42:30
  was the owner of the pizza place, the dad. And then there's the
• 1:42:33
  Sun that was hungry trying to revamp this place back to life, yeah,
• 1:42:38
  like yeah like that. Yeah, and this motherfucker invites he's gonna come do
• 1:42:43
  and he tells him you can smoke in the restaurant, dude, so he's
• 1:42:46
  gonna salt. He's like, no, no where. We finally get there,
• 1:42:51
  no sign up for there. The dad's like, what the fuck did
• 1:42:57
  you sign up? And we got outside, like outside outside like it reeked.
• 1:43:03
  But and then side the candy came with two fucking semi strippers and he
• 1:43:11
  was wasted. Bro, it was wasted. We what Eddie sayings like these
• 1:43:15
  buffalo wings remind me of a bitch under a fucking period and he fucking bites
• 1:43:19
  them to the buffalo wings like I get supposed to be out. That was
• 1:43:25
  bad. And then he finished like I got my red wigs. I don't
• 1:43:30
  know if that's exactly what he said. I think it was done something like
• 1:43:32
  that. I remember being something around like yeah it was it was anything,
• 1:43:39
  but yeah, that was crazy for having done post pizza. Huh. No
• 1:43:46
  venue, it's set where Monrovia one. We can have you seen already?
• 1:43:51
  I got pictures? No, okay, okay, that's not what That's not
• 1:43:55
  what I asked though, Like you like you told me you were gonna see
• 1:43:59
  it before you see Yeah, no, no, no, I said,
• 1:44:03
  you said before DC. And then you were like, well, I'm tired,
• 1:44:06
  so I'll Benna check it out this cummy week. And it's been passed
• 1:44:09
  at cummy week. What's going on? We'll check it out. I don't
• 1:44:13
  I don't even gotta go at this point, I just wanted summer's going by.
• 1:44:15
  The sun's not even coming out Roba, I like, ten minutes away
• 1:44:21
  from um Covina, No, where the fuck is supposed peaks at? And
• 1:44:25
  what does anybody know how far amun Robia is from here? We looked we
• 1:44:30
  looked it up last time. It's yeah, thirty five minutes, so it's
• 1:44:33
  like twenty five minutes. It's thirty minutes from here, so it's a thirty
• 1:44:36
  minute just thirty minutes away from La Yeah, it looks like it's right outside
• 1:44:41
  of Pasadena and beat those will make a Oh. By the way, we're
• 1:44:44
  starting a fucking uh tank rent toal service, so it's gonna be available for
• 1:44:48
  Patreon only, so everybody who wants to rent Hank the tank, well,
• 1:44:54
  well different variations of Hank and uh. I mean, you know, we
• 1:44:59
  have the are you really starting like a fucking propane fucking seven to eleven?
• 1:45:03
  You trade the tank off and you get an empty one and you get a
• 1:45:06
  full one start like the turbo of like fucking uh you know, NOAs tanks
• 1:45:13
  where it's like they can just sign up exclusive feature through the Patreon and then
• 1:45:16
  they'll be like, hey, I'm having like a birthday and we haven't done
• 1:45:19
  this since high school. And then I'll be like, all right, cool,
• 1:45:21
  you guys want a ten pounder or like a twenty pounder because I can't
• 1:45:25
  just keep doing nos and not make money, you know, like and like
• 1:45:27
  also like put myself in an Alzheimer's position, like I really can't, like
• 1:45:30
  and the doctor already told me like today might be like one time, I
• 1:45:34
  like fuck up, Like I really can't what the doctor tell you? Can
• 1:45:39
  the doctor I talked about it last time, so the doctor kind of told
• 1:45:42
  me. It was like, hey, dude, like you like your lungs
• 1:45:44
  like are hella irritated? And like when you get tired, it's because your
• 1:45:46
  lungs can't really hang. So it's like, how do you check your lungs?
• 1:45:48
  And that's real, it's a real question. So you have to do
• 1:45:51
  a bunch of respiratory tests because I went in there specifically. He's like,
• 1:45:55
  you know, they for physical they ask you like, you have problems?
• 1:45:58
  Do you have this? Like and I was like, you know, a
• 1:46:00
  drugs And I was like, this is where I can talk to you,
• 1:46:02
  you know. So I told them exactly everything that I knew, and he
• 1:46:05
  was like, I was like, you know a nitris Like literally I was
• 1:46:09
  in He's like, like the gas and I was like yeah, I was
• 1:46:11
  like is that a drug? He's like, he was like, I don't
• 1:46:16
  really have a lot of patients come in here and asking me about this he
• 1:46:19
  was like. And then I was just like, well, I'm like I
• 1:46:21
  do Nitrius. We huff it off the tank and then he was like do
• 1:46:25
  you have it? He was like, you know there's a lot of medals
• 1:46:27
  and stuff in that tank and I was like, well we get some good,
• 1:46:29
  great shit, like you know, yeah, I got a dentist,
• 1:46:32
  you know. But even like this is this is how I talk to my
• 1:46:39
  doctors. Bro, Like this is literally like I have to be comfortable with
• 1:46:42
  them. This person is in charge of my life. So like if I
• 1:46:45
  if I don't tell them the truth, like I'm gonna probably like die.
• 1:46:47
  I'm only ninety to myself, so sure enough. Like he's like, well,
• 1:46:50
  there's still medals in here, which is the reason you have. They
• 1:46:53
  have to filter it so much in medical grade and even still cut it with
• 1:46:56
  alcohol. So so I was just like you know that, No I didn't.
• 1:47:00
  Yeah, like I didn't. Yeah, so um I you know.
• 1:47:03
  I'm like, well, like you know, like I told like, I'm
• 1:47:08
  like, is there anything I should look out for? He was like,
• 1:47:10
  yeah, you you shouldn't be number one, Like as much as you smoke,
• 1:47:14
  you shouldn't be smoking, asked and and uh doing this ship from going
• 1:47:17
  from hot and cold temperatures in your lungs, that's gonna wear your lungs out.
• 1:47:20
  And that's where the hence the tired thing comes from. And number two
• 1:47:24
  was like he's like you have all that, Like he's like, your family
• 1:47:27
  has, uh, what is it like a history of Alzheimer's, Like you
• 1:47:30
  know, my grandma's like the first person that the liver. So it's like
• 1:47:32
  he's like, you keep doing this shit at the rate, like he develops
• 1:47:34
  a habit, like you smoking weed like that. On that level, he's
• 1:47:38
  like you're gonna have Alzheimer's at sixty from smoking weed. No, not even
• 1:47:43
  from smoking weed, he said. He said, like the weed has nothing
• 1:47:45
  Like my lungs in my body is completely used to the weed. Like the
• 1:47:47
  weed was not irritating my lungs whatsoever. It was the temperature from hot and
• 1:47:51
  cold does weed, so he said the gas. I was wondering if if
• 1:48:00
  the weed does anything new with it. I don't know what I heard is
• 1:48:03
  I mean for people who have anybody who has Alzheimer's in their family, Alzheimer's,
• 1:48:09
  Alzheimer's do whatever. That is not old timers, you're old old timers,
• 1:48:13
  you got Oldzheimer's. It made sense for me as a PISTI I was
• 1:48:15
  like, Aldhimers, Yeah, for sure, they're old and it's they're times
• 1:48:18
  going on Aldheimer's. But old timer, Yeah, I know, dog well
• 1:48:25
  Alzheimer's whatever. But but what I've heard though, for all though, is
• 1:48:29
  something to like help you from not getting it is changing your daily routine.
• 1:48:32
  Doing the same thing every day, your brain gets used to it. Like
• 1:48:35
  literally, if you take the freeway, the one on one every day for
• 1:48:39
  bare fucking take the five or five, your brain is working. You need
• 1:48:43
  your brain and be working It can't just go on autopilot. People live on
• 1:48:45
  old people live on autopilot. That's why they get Alzheimer's. They do the
• 1:48:48
  same thing every day, They wash the same thing every day. They gotta
• 1:48:54
  change or shit. Your brain's gotta be working, make it work differently.
• 1:48:56
  Do sports learning and instrument help? Yeah? Learn, Yes, you're like
• 1:48:59
  that. Your brain's working. Literally, it's just keep your brain active,
• 1:49:01
  different streets. Stupid, stupid, it's that sounds. It literally would keep
• 1:49:04
  you alert and keep your brain working, which is what you need for going
• 1:49:09
  to permafrost me. I'm sorry, I just want to listen to Michael McDonald.
• 1:49:17
  With that being said, though, um, I want to thank everybody
• 1:49:20
  for tuning in. Despite the mishap that happened this morning, which I'll mean
• 1:49:27
  you guys saw it. The show still kept going on and everything's cool.
• 1:49:30
  But um, subscribe to the Patreon for just five dollars. Believe me,
• 1:49:33
  it's worth it. Quick question, he's only if the president was here,
• 1:49:38
  would you offer him on os balloon? Hey? Yeah? Only? Well
• 1:49:41
  no, wait if Biden we're talking about Donald Trump. No, Biden,
• 1:49:44
  you can barely walk up the stairs, getting up the stairs. X have
• 1:49:48
  you seen videos of him walking in I don't watch the news. No more
• 1:49:51
  falls. Yea, yeah falls. The last president I ever considered it was
• 1:49:56
  Donald Trump. Don't you should totally get Biden in a balloon though, that'd
• 1:49:59
  be tidy kidney. Yeah, it might be it. Maybe it may be
• 1:50:02
  the one thing that makes him pop. I'm about to say all things is
• 1:50:05
  you know, I mean, can you imagine the jibber said? He already
• 1:50:08
  spits out plus nos, come on, that's a clone, dude. I'd
• 1:50:13
  probably offer So I'd probably want Hunter Biden on this show with more than Joe.
• 1:50:20
  Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's the real question. Here's the real
• 1:50:26
  question. He's do have a hundred tank, dude? That blue tank would
• 1:50:29
  be like the Hunter tank. Dude. He'd be like what he's on.
• 1:50:32
  Here's the real question he's on. Here's the real question. If Hunter Biden's
• 1:50:36
  here, he's chilling. He's the son of the president, like the Son
• 1:50:42
  and Metal Metal. He has a helicopter, picks up, I'll get it
• 1:50:45
  on the hell and he and he racks up a couple of linds of cocaine
• 1:50:48
  and he's like, yo, he's on, I know you're I know you're
• 1:50:51
  sober. Sally the last couple a couple of months. But I'm the president's
• 1:50:56
  son, Like this is great. If he does three, I'll do a
• 1:51:00
  bump. But no, no, I's gonna do the three. He'll do
• 1:51:02
  it. He's it's Hunter Biden dog, he's he's snorted, he's he's he's
• 1:51:05
  no harbors on cheese. Thinking it was crack, like he's on a whole
• 1:51:11
  different level. Uily, she told me you gonna get her killed. I
• 1:51:18
  was like, she thold you were here that time. I wasn't here that
• 1:51:21
  time. I wasn't here, but yeah I was on the street, shout
• 1:51:26
  out your dead sister. But yeah, no, I don't know, Like
• 1:51:30
  I would probably take something, but at the same time, my fucking,
• 1:51:33
  my fucking mind would be like, damn, man, this was gonna try
• 1:51:35
  to kill me or something like, I don't know. I'd be like,
• 1:51:39
  nah, I'm good. It's the president's son, dude. If it was
• 1:51:41
  Trump, though, I'll take that chance. Come out, gotta dump this
• 1:51:47
  up, like fine, China. I think it's good. Some people say
• 1:51:56
  it's the best. We're gonna do a good gonna have a good time.
• 1:51:59
  He's like, he's like, you know, before I touched stormies pussys like
• 1:52:04
  this is the same jar, the same birthday. That's that's hot. Yeah,
• 1:52:13
  but yeah, and Angela, why what's up? Yeah? But uh,
• 1:52:17
  thank you everybody who tuned in Happy birthday to Rock once again. Thank
• 1:52:20
  you, thank you. You have clothes out there. Okay, all right,
• 1:52:27
  cool, So make sure you guys stay tuned at one o'clock. Put
• 1:52:32
  the reminder on. At one o'clock, we will be premiering the first episode
• 1:52:36
  of High and Hungry and that is featuring where a right, we so far
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  shout out to the to the lovely people there, the cook, the home
• 1:52:50
  girl that helped us out. What was her name, she's such a lovely
• 1:52:53
  woman. Yeah, she's Denise, Denise. She fucking like helped us out,
• 1:52:57
  so loving, so caring, like the kind of experience you want in
• 1:53:00
  a like a home cooked meal, and that's what we got. Loki.
• 1:53:04
  Like, if you want to get like authentic street style tacos without like hurting
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  your budget in Hollywood or West Hollywood, that's the place to go. You
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  tacos in West Hollywood about freaking Yeah, I have a hack for you.
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  I have a live hack for you. Yeah for real. It's low key
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• 1:53:32
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  Patreon. And that's secret menu. It' as well in that and um follow
• 1:54:01
  me a plais. But he's on High Hungry TV for all the all the
• 1:54:04
  behind the scenes. Um yeah. Rady shout outs. Shout out to rock
• 1:54:09
  Samson because it's his birthday today. Man, shout out to my Breen too.
• 1:54:14
  How old are you thirty seven? Thirty seven? I thought you were
• 1:54:17
  turning forty. Now he's got some time, a good amount of any time.
• 1:54:24
  R p igor yeah, RP all really alright, the homies, My
• 1:54:30
  condolences man, thank you. Yeah, we had to euthanize him yesterday.
• 1:54:33
  I had to do that and then had to go party that when you're drunk.
• 1:54:38
  Yeah, we're writing it man, No, it's it had to be
• 1:54:42
  done. Man, there's the other squirrel. No he's not there, no
• 1:54:45
  more like he's like, oh damn homes. They weren't cool. They didn't
• 1:54:46
  talk. They were home, yea, the game banging for us like a
• 1:54:49
  blood in the crypt, and they did not like each other. He's happy.
• 1:54:54
  It was happy. We'll be like, will you live here now?
• 1:54:58
  Like my cat misses my dog? Oh yeah, it's real sad. But
• 1:55:01
  no, like the squirrels, we had to keep him separate because one was
• 1:55:03
  a boy when was a girl. Uh not trying to make yeah, not
• 1:55:08
  trying to have a fucking squirrel camera, but uh yeah or whatever. God
• 1:55:13
  damn, I'm hould have been tired. I'm on three hours to sleep and
• 1:55:17
  I've been drinking whiskey. You sound like what ex sounds like every son every
• 1:55:20
  day he shows up here. Damn, Like just no motivation. I don't
• 1:55:25
  know, he's not He's not that funny. He's not that funny that they
• 1:55:29
  do. Not that funny. I come in with the hotsh he was there.
• 1:55:33
  You missed it. Yeah, you went on that the dating show.
• 1:55:38
  I was the first one eliminated. Believe it or not, sent me a
• 1:55:41
  text I won. I was first eliminated. It was so good because he
• 1:55:45
  sent me that text. He's like, yeah, they kicked me off for
• 1:55:47
  degrading women or something, but they didn't appreciate me and degrading women. It
• 1:55:51
  was weird. It was weirddn't like it. It's just like all you saw
• 1:55:56
  was Mala go to Kim. Yeah that Kim's like, oh, was Mama
• 1:56:00
  there? Like Kim's like, oh honey, that's been nice right now.
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  Yeah, don't don't make me talk shit talk anyways, hit that like buy
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  and subscribe. I will be in Bellflower June seventeenth with George praz Me inside
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  Eddie. First show sold out, second show at ten thirty. Bill Dolts
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  would be there. He's going up. Yeah, dude, Eddie's Eddie's different
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  right now. He's single, he's working out. He doesn't he doesn't have
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  a girlfriend or he lost forty pounds dog. He doesn't have a girlfriend.
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  He's single. He's living this hot boy summer. He said, okay,
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  and full said, hotboy summer. He's yoked out, Bro, lost forty
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  pounds. He's fighting out the Fool's gone wild. He's he's gonna fight the
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  other fool there. Bro, Eddie's Anyone's gonna come back dog like he's high
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  that you say this. But to me, I'm concerned. What concerned?
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  Because I remember the pound, because I remember the single Eddie and the damage
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  that I went through just hanging out with him because he was like feel inserted
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  voice, And I'm just I know what Eddie does and care that. It's
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  like it's damage being done. I'll just Eddie just be safe. And he's
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  looking good. Eddie's looking good. He's gonna be at the Fools Gone Wild.
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  He's gonna be fighting and putting it down. Four Yeah, he's fighting
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  another fool. He's losing, dude, boys, he's coming through. Eddie's
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  fighting somebody. Yeah, at the Folds Gone Wild. I ever wanted to
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  go to a fools gun house, but I actually want to go to that.
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  Can I go to the I see, I can see what I can
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  do. Like now he don't have to buy tickets. If he's gonna have
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  to ask George or buying tickets, you might as well have Tuesday, but
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  it's fucking but Eddie's fighting Fools Gone Wild. I will also be June twenty
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  fourth. Don't be a double appearance. I need to clone. Advertise no
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  story. They don't give me no discount code. I need to clone.
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  I need to clone because I will be at BO shows. I'll be at
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  Fools Gone Wild June twenty fourth, and I will be in Torrance June twenty
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  fourth with Sam Trip and Eddie Bravo. I'm gonna try to see if I
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  can manage it. And then June twenty fifth, I will be block the
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  next rock at day Trip. If you're trying to party with me and be
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  part of the blog, the Ray blog, meet me at day Trip on
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  Sunday, June twenty fifth. Do you plan to blog any of this?
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  I've blocked DC just like EDC. I'm ouploged. I didn't ask about DC.
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  I said, do you plan to blog any of these upcoming events?
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  I'm performing. It's hard for me to perform, well, not know,
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  I mean, like the food's gonna bother. You're not performing there. You
• 1:58:15
  gotta do the same. That's the same day as my conspiracy show. Yeah,
• 1:58:18
  bro, but you could document some of the food shit going on.
• 1:58:20
  All you gotta do is be George's assistant for a fucking dollar what I could
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  do? Yeah, I see what I can do? Hard can that be?
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  Hey, give me some water in the court. Didn't you just here
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  for I have to perform in Torrens on the same day I'm supposed to be
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  at the So far what you're driving George to the show? I don't know
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  what I'm doing yet. You're George does not drive anywhere. I'll help you
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  film if you need it. Yeah, thank you, rock. He has
• 1:58:42
  to give you access for that. I don't even know if I got access.
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  But anyways, buy tickets. We'll see you guys there. I'm just
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  saying we need that footage. I'll do my shout out real fast. I
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  think I'm tired. I've missed it. Um follow me at roc K s
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  A M s O n at X on Instagram and TikTok energy. Whoa,
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  I'm sucking tired. I also took a ben and drug because my allergies.
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  Yeah, I can literally now understand why. Like like when white fools dude
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  like certain drugs and they get hooked on. I was like, it's like
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  when they're really depressed. I'm not depressed. I'm not saying you're depressed,
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  but I'm saying I was like, yo, I was like, yo,
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  man, I was like, I gotta get something to make me blast off.
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  And I'm like, this is low energy rock. I'm like, I
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  can imagine if I gave you a big math rock, he'd be like,
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  girl, oh it was me last night. I was yelling all over them.
• 1:59:31
  Dude last night he was he was exabered by without like the toxic sho.
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  He was just like out. I think. I started to tell y'all,
• 1:59:40
  I almost got kicked out of a joint. He's never party party with
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  us. Hunt. I started like, fucking, hey, there's one person,
• 1:59:45
  he's thirty seven. Leave him. I'm planning a trip to Denver soon,
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  hopefully in the winter, just to let you know. And I will
• 1:59:57
  be blogging soon. It's gonna be like fucking four months bi months from no
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  full. Yeah, you gotta get if you want to get good soon though
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  it is in Denver. You said, yeah, I wanted to feel them
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  high hungry out there. Yo, I'll go with you. My brother's out
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  there. Let's get let's get an airbnb. Yeah, let's do that.
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  Yeah, can we do? We do Casta? I only want to go
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  out. We're gonna do Casta Bonita. I'm not even like, can we
• 2:00:19
  do Castle? We do Casta Bonita? That hold on. First of all,
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  there's no only an exceptions. You're either going or or not. So
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  if we're doing Castle, thanks you to not go. I mean I want
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  anyway, yayo. But yeah, Castabonnida. I think it's a good be
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  good fucking little hure. I don't know. I've been dying to go Castlevania.
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  And then we opened it up. They finally opened it up after COVID,
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  and I think they remodeled it. It's nice. Yeah, it's nice.
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  We should buy it. Take a nap with Sam Yeah yeah, I'm
• 2:00:54
  still not over that. He's like, yo, sleeper, I'm like nap.
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  Yeah. So stay tuned til one o'clock be real TV. Go watch
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  High and Hungry and uh, I think that's covered everything right pretty much.
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  Follow me on Morning Shot Films. Check on my website Morning Shot Films dot
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  co. Rock is wearing one of my hats. Your new pins too,
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  those new pins. Han Cholo's gonna give me this pen probably today. If
• 2:01:20
  I meet up with him. Different variations of the High Hungry spatter pin Laker
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  colors meon green with purple watermelon, you like fucking you see La or the
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  fucking Warriors? Cop it? Bro? Question on this episode of High and
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  Hungry? Do I got I got the song for the intro? You have
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  the songs for the intro? Sir? Oh yeah, so yeah, especially
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  watch High and Hungry. Oh yeah, not before now you gotta watch you
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  know? Now? Can you believe this is what Salt Lake City is advertising?
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  Now? The one in normally and it's a Chico wearing jersey. Godd
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  bro? No get yes? Hey, who's getting those fucking Apple visions?
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  Pros that? No one? No one hearing that? No one? Well?
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  Yeah, well was getting the bootleg one from China Talk. I'm ready
• 2:02:14
  for a nap, all right, guys. It looks like he'sones out of
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  it. I think that's the end of the show. Guys, sleep,
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  Thanks everybody, I'll patron We love you guys. Couldn't do this without you,
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  guys. And if easone doesn't mend it, and I'm saying, I
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  guess I'm closing And now we'll see you guys Wednesday morning. I guess that