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Would You Rather?! Lisa Sparxxx & Jeff Get Put on the Spot! | Sparxxx · Sparxxx TV Podcast

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We're going to play a game of would you rather check it out
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and see who has the crazier answers?
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Stick around. I don't know what are the
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answers our questions. You don't know because I didn't
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know my own. Oh boy, it's going to be a shit
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show for sure. Wow.
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Make sure and stay tuned and watch and see how it goes down.
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Stay tuned, it'll be fun, hey? 919
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We're going to get to the game. We're going to play.
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Would you rather I have lots of funny, would you rather
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questions that I found. But first, can I just have a
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moment of silence? I've just now been able to
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discuss the fact. That oh boy.
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That the Golden Knights lost the Stanley Cup.
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You know how many bets we lost? Oh my God, I have to do podcast.
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I have to do. You have to do somebody's
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podcast. Somebody's podcast because we
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lost. Having our own.
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Not even my. Yeah, not even my own.
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Maybe theirs is better than ours, probably not.
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Probably not. I highly doubt it.
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But anyway, so you know, sorry Golden Knights.
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Maybe next year we'll have a new coach torts us out.
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Just want you to know you're watching this and we are in
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Florida right now. We are in Florida playing other
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fun games and hopefully my friends will let us record or at
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least let them record me playing the game.
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We are in sandest and probably burnt.
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Yeah, I'm, I'm definitely going to be burnt.
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So we'll see. But while we're on the beach in
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Florida getting burnt, you're going to watch us play.
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Would you rather? I might I need to say something
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OK, We are so dedicated to you that we are pre recording this
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for you. That's right, because we don't
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you want to know, some topic you want us to talk about, all of
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those things. Sounds good.
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Let's get rolling it. Does so.
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I got things to do. Hurry up, woman.
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You dragged me in here. Do you got dinner to cook?
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Well, do you? I do, actually.
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Oh, steak night. Oh.
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Shoot, so you should be nice so. You should be nice to me.
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Her steak is really good actually.
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I cook a good. I cook a mean air fryer steak.
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She just went with that. That was good until then.
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No, it's healthy. Whatever it's a it's delicious,
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that's what. It is.
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I could cook it. Air fryer I could cook in.
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Cast iron I could cook it in. Anything.
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Spend those $200 steaks everybody tries to get me to
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buy. Oh.
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No, the $200 steak is way better but you just.
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Don't like it? No.
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OK, so the first would you rather is would you rather live
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in a big old house in the middle of nowhere or a studio apartment
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in the middle of a city? Oh.
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That's easy. Big old house in the middle of
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nowhere. Thanks.
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OK so I want a big old house in the middle of the city.
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Can I have both? Why the hell do you want to be
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around people? Because I don't.
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I don't want to be around people, but I like to have to.
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Catch an oxymoron? I'll explain.
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I like to have the convenience of having my groceries delivered
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because I don't remember the last time I went to a grocery
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store because it makes my skin crawl having to go to the
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grocery store. I like to have my Amazon stuff
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delivered, which you can get delivered out in the middle of
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nowhere, but it doesn't get there as fast.
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Oh, heaven forbid it's two extra days.
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Yeah, I know, I know. But probably.
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Yeah, probably. Big old house in the middle of
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nowhere. Yeah, I trump that.
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Would you rather have more money or more time?
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That's a dumb question. That's what that is.
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Depends if I. Say it.
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We're going to say it at the same time because.
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I feel like if I'm dying or not I guess.
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No. Of course, it's more money,
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yeah. Right, more money every.
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I feel like more money can. Be Money's the root of all evil
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and. Here I am.
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I feel like more money can give you more time.
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That's my devil horn, so I'm evil.
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I like it, but I feel like more money can give you more time.
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You can figure out a way to buy time.
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Yeah, you'd enjoy your time. You'd or you'd enjoy whatever
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time you had. It would be, Yeah.
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If you had a few money, time would be so much better.
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All right. Would you rather wear wedding
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attire every day or sweatpants? Sweatpants.
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Wedding attire. Yeah, well, some people like to
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dress up. Not that much.
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No, me neither. I'm sweatpants on it.
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I do it every day in yoga pants. Every day.
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Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not wearing.
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No suit. I'm not wearing.
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Tux. Definitely not Tux.
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And I don't want to like a pretty dress is fine every once
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in a while, but yeah, no. Would you rather a handwritten
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letter or a flirty picture? Pitcher, I don't want to read.
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I think I want a handwritten letter.
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We used to write handwritten letters to each other.
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Yeah, now they involved curse words.
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It was so cute. Now they're, yeah, now they're
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text messages. A.
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Bunch of curse words. And sometimes they do have curse
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words, so I'm good at sending flirty pictures, though I'm good
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at sending cute pictures. Not to me, I.
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Do too. I barely got you to take off
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your boobs the other day. It was like I was being cast Guy
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or. I see you all the time so when I
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don't see you though, like if I think I look cute I will send
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you a cute picture and go what do I do?
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I look OK, that's my cute flirty picture when I'm not.
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With you flirty picture of me is pull your boobs out.
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OK, please, what All right. Would you rather have?
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Would you rather? Have I never see him so I have
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to ask for him? Would you rather have had a big
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wedding or would you rather eloped?
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Eloped. Right.
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We didn't we? Well, we kind of, we kind of
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eloped. We did both.
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We did both well. We didn't really have a big.
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One but we had. If you're starting out, I think
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you should just elope and save money.
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I think so too. You're already starting out in
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debt. Drives me nuts.
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Yes, well, and it's, it's such a hassle for everybody.
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Like nobody's going to be happy about everything.
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Like bridesmaids are not going to be happy about the dress that
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they have or whatever. Like all of that is just a
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process. Eloping.
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Eloping on a beach somewhere. Eloping to City Hall or to the
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park? Maybe if you guys make it down
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the road in 30 years, you have real.
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Weddings. So first of all, I would love to
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have another wedding. I know and that's why I'm
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trying. I should, I think that would be,
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I think that would be amazing to have like a giant wedding.
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I think it's a double curse. Why just?
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Being an asshole. Right, OK, Anyway, moving on.
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Would you rather be surprised with flowers or take out food?
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You are not getting flowers ever again in your life, so take out
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food it is. Just going to say I was, I was
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going to say. Explain that story.
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I was going to say take out. Explain this story.
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And you have gotten me flowers since.
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Then I don't think I have. I don't know, I said.
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I said thank you for the flowers.
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I just. I got her flowers one time back
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in the day. It's been that long.
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And she's looked at me, didn't say thank you.
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She looked at me. No, the hell she did not, she
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said. What are these for?
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I didn't think you had a reason. I'm part of my French.
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I thought you did something wrong.
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I was trying to make sure you didn't do anything.
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Wrong. It doesn't matter.
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You should just say thank you. That's so sweet, I didn't think.
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But I did. Say thank you.
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BS that's why you're crying, you know you screw.
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Up I'm crying because I'm laughing, but I would have.
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I would take take out food because I like food too anyway.
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Because she doesn't like gifts I guess.
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I do like gifts. Take out food.
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Don't cry because I was laughing.
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I hurt my feelings too. Whatever, all right.
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Would you rather have sex in the morning or sex before bed?
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Sex anytime. Definitely not in the.
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Morning. Definitely not in the morning.
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No. 100% no no it has to be night time just because the
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morning is too much. The morning is.
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I don't want they're still watering.
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I know it really hurt your feelings.
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I'm glad I finally got you. 30 years later, I.
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Was laughing so hard. OK, anyway, would you rather
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change the past or predict the future?
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Predict the future? Hands down, yeah.
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Agreed, I'd like to take whatever predictions I make.
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Just for my betting, that's all, yeah.
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I was going to say I'd like to take those predictions and bring
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them back to the past, All right?
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Would you rather outlive your partner or have your partner
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outlive you? Partner outlive me because we
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already had this discussion and I had a lot of bad thoughts.
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Yeah, but I don't think I want to outlive you.
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I think I want to. I think I want to watch you from
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above. Try to do it on your own.
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That's what I'm saying. I don't think I could.
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That's up. You're up.
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Oh great, I'm going to have to go.
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Last, even though I need to sleep with one eye open, I'm
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sure. I've never no.
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Maybe. Yeah, OK, whatever.
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Would you rather tell your dirtiest secret to your boss or
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your parents? That's a that's.
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A tricky one. I'm going to go with my parents
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because I think my parents have to love me anyway.
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My boss is going to judge me, right?
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Like your boss is going to judge you, your parents.
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Are going to fire you. Exactly.
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But your parents have to love you.
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Or disown you. But they're neither.
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One of our parents would disown us if we told that.
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I don't even. Well, technically, I mean.
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Technically, I don't think we have any dirty.
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Secrets like that, but. Yeah.
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Our parents know most. Of us, yeah.
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As I say, our parents know pretty much everything because
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we're all, we're vocal with everybody about everything in
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our. Lives my parents.
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Yeah, everything in our. Lives know.
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Yeah. Well, used to hang out with us
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back in the day, yeah. As I say.
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I'm not went to your birthday party back in the day at a hotel
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I. Totally don't remember that at
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all. Must have been my 30th.
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Must have been an important birthday that they decided it
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was a good time. Good time to come.
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Would you rather give up caffeine or alcohol?
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Caffeine. Caffeine.
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Yeah. We, I don't, I don't, we don't
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drink a lot of alcohol, but I think that I wouldn't want to
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give it up. Yeah, right.
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Like I want to be able to have a beer when I want to have a beer
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or a glass of wine or Margarita or whatever.
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All we drink now is really water anyway.
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Yeah, we drink. Yeah, we drink water.
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So we've given up caffeine. So that's the thing.
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But I definitely wouldn't want to give up alcohol because we
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love a good glass of Double XL wine and a good mango marks a
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good Corona. Jack and Coke.
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Vodka and cranberry. Cranberry vodka?
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Well, we could go on. What are your favorite drinks?
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Here's the top 10. I know, right?
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That would be a good one actually.
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Maybe we need to write that down on the board.
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Last one would you rather sleep under the stars or in a nice
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hotel? I know your answer.
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Hotel. I don't camp.
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I do not camp. I don't glamp.
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I don't do any of those things. Nothing outdoors.
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I like being outdoors. I do not sleep.
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I've done both, so which one? I think you would probably say
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under the stars. No, there's bugs that get you.
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Well, you also couldn't have your fan plugged in, so you need
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to sleep. So yeah, you're a hotel guy now.
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I've turned you into a hotel guy.
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But you could actually sleep by a Creek and listen that.
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That's true. I mean you could sleep in a
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hotel with a window open I guess.
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Yeah. Get your get.
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Your fill of noises. I'm talking about the sleeping
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outside. Do you have a?
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Do you have a? Would you rather that wasn't on
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that list? I was just wondering.
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I don't. Have Oh, you're asking me?
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Yeah, I was asking you. I don't have any.
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I don't have any. I'm not you're asking them if
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they would have one below. No.
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Well, yeah, if you have one, comment below, but that was
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actually a question for you. I plead the 5th.
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Because you can't think of one. No, I can't.
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I can't. I can't think of one either.
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Would you rather sleep with Lisa Sparks or?
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Yeah, that's a good one. Would you rather sleep with me
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or sleep with Lisa Sparks? What the hell is that question?
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That's you and you. No.
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You do different things. She's What do you do
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differently? I need to know now, inquiring
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minds. Do you do acrobatic flips?
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I might. I've done a lot of filming.
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I haven't seen much. Difference that's true.
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That's. True, I've seen you on both
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sides. I thought it was a good.
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I thought it was a funny 1. Actually, I want to insert
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something. I remember us shooting together
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one time and I was screaming at you.
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Well, without the camera hearing about Do something to make me
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happy. That's because I was.
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Just laying there when you. When you sat there, that's why I
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said she she might if she knows there's a camera around, she
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might have to be a little bit more whatever than I am.
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Because when I am at home, I'm just, yeah.
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You just lay there. I'm a normal gal, yeah, I don't
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like to be in. Shock.
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She looks at the clock and she's like.
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I do not look. She's all Are you done yet?
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I do not ever. Not once in the history.
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I have dinner to make. Not once in the history I've
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ever had I said that Don't mean to people lies.
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Lies. Have you said it?
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No. I've never looked at a clock and
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been like are you done yet? You said it.
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No, absolutely not. But actions speak louder than
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words. Don't lie.
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I'm not lying. I don't lie.
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You're the one who lies saying you go to bed after 9:00.
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Oh my God, in heaven, would you, could we stop with this?
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So saying soon as you beat stop. Soon as you clock bedtime.
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Soon as you change that then I'll stop bitching it.
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First of all, I go to sleep at 9:30 or 10 normally because I
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get because I get up at 5:00. 30 on Central time and you're on
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East Coast time, OK. Because I get up at 5:30 in the
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morning I need. Sleep on the weekends.
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You do too. Yeah, my body does.
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Yes. No.
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Anyway, you don't get 530 on the weekend I'm.
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Not sure what we're going to do on our next episode.
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It'll be something from Florida if recapping.
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Yeah, she's driving me. Nuts recapping Florida is that
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they would like us to give them some relationship advice.
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I don't know how good we'll be at that, but.
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We just did. Don't buy her flowers.
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Oh my God don't take her BS. Absolutely do the exact opposite
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of those things. Uh huh.
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Sleep in different different pictures that.
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That we'll explain that one later, but that's an actual good
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one because that sleep is important.
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Sleep is important to not being cranky every day.
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Because you usually have a room full of guys, so I have to sleep
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on my own room. That's what everybody's going.
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To say that's what, that's exactly what everybody's going
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to say, but that's not the truth.
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So anyway. She snores a lot, that's why.
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I do. We'll talk about, I'll cut that
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one up. Just another.
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Episode. We'll talk about that later.
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But it's already done. Yeah, that's a wrap.
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That's a wrap. We'll see you guys after
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vacation. Bye.
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See ya. You're so stupid, Lisa.
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Sparks