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The Alpha Beta Guys: The La La Land Oscar Mixup & Bill Paxton Dies · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy Luke you have a switch I do
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jealous well no actually because I have looked at them and I don't think I want
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one but you've got one so can you please take the time now to tell us what you
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think is this a Luke review do we need to uh play the jingle oh
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[Music] yeah I wasn't going to buy one till
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probably later in the year but what happened was Hannah went home sick yeah
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I walked into JB HiFi uhhuh and I sent her a message to go look well can I get
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one you might like Zelda I'm going to get one while she was asleep and sick
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she didn't respond so I thought that was okay yeah yeah you you you I also
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pretended that you didn't know if she was sick or asleep and yes took
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advantage of that to to purchase one without I think legally no response at
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all constitutes a yes that's what I think yeah I was also thinking there's
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no way that there's going to be any in stock cuz they're pretty much sold out
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everywhere so NJB highi and I go can I get a switch in Zelda and he's gone sure
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sure went out back and got one for me huh well guess I'm paying for this now
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I'm struggling with it really I really am at the moment one of the things that
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made me go get the switch was like the reviews for Zelda have been crazy like
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yeah 10 out of 10 out of 10 98% like people have been loving it I don't know
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if it's just I'm not good at it cuz I seem to die a hell of a lot for a Zelda
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game yeah or if I'm just struggling with the controls see when I went to I had a
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game I had a golf it at uh Roost teeth I actually said like I was having trouble
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with the controller I just feel tiny yeah and they really are and I don't
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want to spend another $100 yet to get another controller yeah the Pro
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Controller but I think I will need one I'm interested in breath of the wild
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because it is very highly reviewed and all that kind of jazz and I love Zelda
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except it's available on the Wii U which is a console that I already on the Wii U
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yeah I already own that and I can just buy the game and play it and I don't
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have to buy the switch to do that the only thing literally the only thing on
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the switch that I'm even remotely interested in at this point is Skyrim
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and that's only because and that's not even out yet right and it's only because
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in this imaginary world where I have time to play games on the go I could
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play Skyrim on the go except that's not a real world that I live in like if I'm
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going to play SK it's going to be at home so I don't know I just don't think I
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don't think the switch is for me yeah cuz playing a game like Zelda or Skyrim
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on the go unless you're on a a long flight or something yeah it's not
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something where you Skyrim I can't imagine myself but what's the battery
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life on this thing Luke because I'm not sure this is going to last a long flight
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they've done some tests I've read some reviews like playing Zelda if you put
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like the green brightness all the way down I can get about 3 hours right so if
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you if if you're playing Skyrim and you don't put the brightness all the way
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down CU you want to be able to see it and enjoy get an hour I'm assuming I
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reckon maybe 2 hours yeah but yeah like even when I go on flights now I take a
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battery pack with me yeah but you can't charge this off of a battery pack
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doesn't this only charge in the dock no no no it's um you can buy an extra
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adapter for it off the shelf right now and it just uses a new USBC right only
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issue with it is it's quite a high voltage than normal
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USBC so you can't actually if you were to plug it into like a battery packs
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that are out now while it would give it charged it wouldn't charge it faster
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than what it uses battery right but you would extend the life but it wouldn't it
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would still eventually turn off H but if I was going to be flying for like 6
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hours or something I think it'd be great they should just let me bring my Xbox
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onto the plane that's all I want yeah is
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it worth $300 to you is how much are they in Australia yes it cost me
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550 oh my God all right they're 300 bucks here with this one it's weird cuz
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what was the the best game on Wii was Wii Sports yeah and it wasn't just
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that's a game that came with it was crap it was everyone loved that game but it
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came with something to get people started this comes with nothing you get
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the console the controller that's it well um but yeah I and and the extra
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control the pro controls are 100 bucks yeah that's [ __ ] I think I need it
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for Zelda but I can't justify another $100 on because if I already have a wiu
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which which I do I can buy breath of the wild yep and if you plug the switch into
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the dock so it's on the television from what I understand and listeners please
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correct me if I'm wrong podcast at multiple n once you plug it into the dock it's kind
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of just the same as a Wii U it's not even remotely as powerful as a
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PlayStation 4 or an Xbox one it's like a it's like a Wii U it's a slightly more
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powerful Wii U I don't know even breath of the world which I'm playing at the
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moment link carries around this tablet thing yeah the tablet remarkably looks
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like the Wii U controller and there's even bits where you have to tilt the
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game and it's Zelda is not a switch game it's a Wii U game that they just P it
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over well I'm I'm certainly not buying one soon and I might not buy one at all
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I haven't played one yet I've seen them I haven't had the pleasure of playing
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one which I'm I'm sure I will at packs next weekend I don't know I just don't
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think I want I'm still happy I got one because I do love Zelda and I will
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finish it but I still also have a little bit of buyers remorse how heavy is it is
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it like is it portable is actually portable yeah yeah you can carry it
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around easy but I'm gonna you would have to buy a case for it because it's a
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weird size see because i' I've got an iPad though which has games on it yeah
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but how long do those games take to load not very oh when I had an iPad or an
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iPhone it just mobile games like that always just feel they take too long to
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load I've got my my iPad has got Boulders gate one and two on it I don't
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know top that oh the friends thing I can't work out how to add friends at the
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moment G yeah that's the other thing too Simon's gone like add me I can't
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work it out and evidently friend codes are still around yeah so they made a
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whole big thing about how friend codes were going away because everyone [ __ ]
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hates them because they're stupid but then they didn't finish a lot of the
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online stuff I guess for the switch before the launch so they were like oh
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friend codes are back just for a little bit so it's just the same as the old way
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now which is like rubbish yeah it's not not usable at all damn it
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Nintendo God damn it I just want to be able to add people like I just want to
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go and type in Simon's name and look there he is yeah I did get [ __ ] no
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did you just [ __ ] [ __ ] is mine just [ __ ] nice cuz you can actually
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log on to the Nintendo website and claim your name now so I might still be able
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to get dwarf Watcher is what you're saying yes I'm pretty sure you'll be
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able to get that for a while actually now you've said it maybe not
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yeah probably log on and get it as soon as possible like I'm still sort of happy
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I got it like I'm going to enjoy Zelda I will get Mario Kart when it comes out
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yeah well not Mario Kart um Mario party I just don't care about anything
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except Skyrim or I I care about breath of the wild which I can play on my Wii U
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or and Skyrim which I can play better on my Xbox one so I just don't care about
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this console I think I think I don't care it's a cool idea
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but the the the little controls they're just they're not designed for adult
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hands I'm leave that alone you recommend the switch for children is that what
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he's saying I I don't know I haven't spoken to any children about this dwarves
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perhaps I would hold off and wait and see what more comes of it yeah that's
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definitely what I'm going to do six months I'll give him I think like a few
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why they do have third party developers coming in now not all of them are like
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Bethesda came in with Skyrim but I think even EA were we're going to wait and see
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what happens like I I don't think Mass Effect andromeda's going to be on this
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no but would you want to play it on this anyway probably not no you would
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probably not and that's thing like that's not Nintendo's audience
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especially with the amount of hardcore n have been promised with this you're
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going to want to see it on the big screen basically going to be core pornn
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yeah can we talk about that the developers of Mass Effect Andromeda have
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said the rating that they've been given if you'll notice they've lost the
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partial nudity rating and they've got a full nudity
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rating full nudity I've full never understood what partial nudity was I
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guess lots of skin but no genitals yeah it means I guess it means boobs right
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parti boobs but that's nudity or side boo partial it basically means you're
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going to see dicks now yeah right it's nudity right not
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like not like sex so no there's always been sex no no no but it has but not
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graphically so in like they've lost partial nudity so I guess partial nudity
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means like you can maybe see the butt or maybe the boobs I guess yeah although
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have there been boobs in a Mass Effect game probably not there's been boobs but
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there's not been nipples right for some reason the nipple is the only
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obscene part of a breast you know which is weird right yeah it's really off yeah
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even Emma Watson's showing everything but the nipple Nowa have you seen that have you seen
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that in the past week yeah I bet you have no Matt I haven't seen it we've all
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seen it I haven't seen it haven't you also a bunch of [ __ ] retards have
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been uh giving a [ __ ] about it because apparently you're not allowed to be Pro
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women's rights and and show a bit of boob all right so
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being a feminist doesn't actually give you empowerment to decide when and when
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not to show your breast apparently not apparently you're allowed to do anything
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you want when you're I assume they sort of went hand in hand but I'm wrong so
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I'm I'm male oh wait I I know I what were we talking about Mass Effect but
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can I there she is that's right can I also segue to a film that I saw
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recently yeah called Franken hooker right
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did we do
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a yes I think it well I've seen it now
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and it's amazing it is fantastic it's
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from the80s it's kind of in the vein of you know your
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reanimator and kind of that that style of 80s movie and Luke I don't know if
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you've got any questions about it that you want to ask
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me does anyone get their breast cut off yes Luke yes they do lots of breasts get
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cut off I have a feeling that we uh we
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we intentionally did this because of that yeah cuz I remember trying to find
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a film where because that's Luke's go-to question I have a feeling that I looked
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for a film that intentionally had that yeah and I thank you for that I think I
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have to go see it go see it yeah at the cinema go see it yeah go to the go to
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the yeah I just got to see where yeah it's playing at a little Art House
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Cinema in Italy so enjoy that was it
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good yeah yeah I really liked it I really liked it I mean it's not a good
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movie let that be perfectly clear like it's not it's good b-grade movie yeah
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it's a good b-grade movie like a good bad movie yeah yeah it's a good bad
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movie for sure like sit down that's what youle of people couple of beers Frank
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and hooker all right trust me and if you disagree podcast at multiple nerdgasm
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Doom yeah and uh do your own review I don't care yeah [ __ ] one of my favorite
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actors is geek of the week yeah Bill
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Pullman the president from Independence
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Day no no not him not him not him oh
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okay confused then Bill Paxton Bill [ __ ] [ __ ] Bill Paxton died I know man out
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of [ __ ] nowhere he just he uh he he
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was having surgery for something penal enlargement could be no he's making it
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smaller he was having a yeah a r a routine penile
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adjustment reduction and uh he died at the age of 61 which is Young yeah and
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actually it's it's scary 61 not far away anymore I know no no we're more than
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halfway to 61 and the years are going quicker and quicker every time now you
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notice that too mhm like we're already in March like the Gap from 8 years old
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to 9 years old was Mammoth and now the
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Gap from like 35 to 36 is like oh I can't even remember which 30s something
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I am now yeah it's brutal and Lucas sure is hell not going to make it to
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61 that's my goal 61 yeah [ __ ] Bill
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Paxton my final goal is that I did not expect to read that Bill Paxton had died
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no well did even read that he was sick no well he wasn't that's the problem
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Carrie Fisher died and it's like ah yeah it's not totally unexpected Debbie
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Reynolds di yeah well okay fine yeah we figured that was coming but Bill Paxton
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out of nowhere he's still working there's still like episodes of training
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day that are going to come out that have him in it yeah there's also a trailer
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that's dropped in the last week or so for a new film that hadn't been released
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yet yeah game over man game over and they never got to do that spin-off movie
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of his character from the first Terminator movie the punk punk who had
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to give him his pants yeah oh we never saw like Hudson's prequel although I
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guess they would have to cast someone else but uh Bill Paxton you're our geek
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of the week of the
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week Bill Paxton dead of AIDS I'm going to miss Bill Paxton yeah wonder who's
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going to be next like out of all the people who've who we've said have died
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I'm going to miss Alan Rickman a lot I'm going to miss Bill Paxton like a lot and
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John herd almost miss too but but like Bill Paxton he's like he's just a
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constant you know oh Bill Paxton's and stuff yeah [ __ ] yeah I wonder how Bill
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Pullman feels about this they must have been friends they
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must have been yeah well they got the same name yeah they're probably related
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probably the bills I'm surprised they didn't do double feature if your
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surnames the same then you're close relatives but if your first nam's the
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same I guess you like distant distant relatives that's right I think that's
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how names work I've got a lot of relatives yeah you do a lot of them are in
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fraternities but speaking of names and people with the same names I stumbled
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across a listicle recently called 82 generic white guy names and what they
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say about your personality that sounds like a lot [ __ ] that I'm interested in yeah
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yeah well look I'll tell you I was skeptical right about this I was very
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skeptical until I uh until I looked us all up right right so can I can I look
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at this Daniel is uh this is this is what Daniel means somehow always playing
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an acoustic guitar yep that's is that why you've been sending us more photos of you
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playing an acoustic I'm literally holding one right now okay
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so L mine to uh to someone upstairs I
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have five do um yes I do I also and this might not really be valid on this
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podcast particularly interesting but I bought a guitar banjo hybrid that's on
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its way so I also have that I've uh I
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sold a bunch of mine before we moved but
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I still have uh an acoustic and three electrics do you still have Green Goblin
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no I sold Green Goblin oh did you get a good good amount for him cuz he was a he
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was a good guitar I got a reasonable amount and it went to somebody that I
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know and that I know will appreciate him yeah exactly because yeah he was he was
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a special guitar Green Goblin rock on though Matt uh the meaning of your name
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is hits on girls out of his League won't comment on that got Luke
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mhm oh Luke is not in this what and Luke how could I not be on that list you were
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on this list I swear to God have they taken you off is it Conor Jack John Ian
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Spencer search alcoholic do a search for
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alcoholic functioning alcoholic thank you even have
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Lucas oh that's a mistake search for
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Gorge Gorge
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Lucas hey Luke while while while Dan's looking you know the breath of the wild
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game the little cartridge mhm have you
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uh have you put it in your mouth not yet
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can you now for for science take that cartridge and pop it in your mouth I can
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do that I will I have to go in the other room and get it I'll be back in a moment
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can you play the Luke reviews jingle again please yeah yeah all right here we
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go wait let's play with the Luke let's
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play the Luke plays with feces fun L
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plays with the SE all the worst games of the
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century [ __ ] awful jingle it's not as awful as a segment
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that I just tried to do that ended up not even having [ __ ] Luke involved
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so but uh apparently the switch
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cartridges intentionally have a foul taste they've got some
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stuff on them that makes them taste awful so that kids won't eat
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them which is hilarious to me so I think it's actually a good idea so do you have
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yours there now I just went and got the switch Yeah so I have in my hand so pop
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the cartridge out and then pop it in your mouth if you don't
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mind cuz I'm really
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interested oh God that's
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horrible really oh
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yuck what does it taste like describe
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the taste yeah please um it's very very
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very bitter yeah
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um I don't know it's I don't know how to describe it's not um did
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anyone my sister used to bite her nails
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yeah oh the the nail stuff the nail stuff yeah yeah I had that you know what
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I got to like it I've heard that happen to a few
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people yeah so maybe I'll like this there's like a uh stuff stuff that you
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paint on your nails that's supposed to stop you from biting them but I don't
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think people bite their nails because their nails taste good pretty sure it's
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because of anxiety and taste is not going to talk you out of that well no
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it's not because of it's just just try and stop but when I was a kid right they
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got this stuff that would you paint it on there and it tastes really bitter and
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unpleasant but what I would do is like
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just prepare myself and then lick all my nails and kind of get it over with and
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then it was like all right it's gone like that candy Warheads that were
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delicious once you got past the infuriating bit right except my nails
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weren't delicious it was just a weird thing that I did so um they may not have
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Luke on this list but they do have Dave on this list does anyone any want to
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know what the name Dave says about him yeah obviously we do Dave is a quote you
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don't see it coming unquote [ __ ]
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boy what is a [ __ ] boy can we edit it so that the podcast
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starts right there at that
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sentence Dave is a boy just just is a [ __ ]
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boy oh God that's I can still taste it
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the [ __ ] boy yeah did you see
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this Netflix for Xbox [ __ ] [ __ ]
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the uh um I've actually already got it
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really okay cuz you're one of the the the beta guys right yeah I'm one of the
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alpha beta guys Alpha cuz everyone can join up to this
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everyone can join up to the Xbox box inside a program now yeah right but when
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I joined it was invite only and I'm still evidently on a higher
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teer what um this so this is going to be great for guys like
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you what does that mean you pay 10 you pay 10 bucks a month and you're going to
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get about a 100 games that are just there for you to play whenever you want
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and they're going to rotate them out like Netflix realistically if you buy
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more than one game a year did you just accidentally strum whatever it is you're
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holding my dick that that was me
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sorry you're also holding an acoustic guitar uh no it was actually just my
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microphone stand just a spring on it struming that then you were saying I was
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saying if you buy more than a game a year this is a really good [ __ ] deal
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the only thing I can see wrong with this is like it's month [ __ ] all over this
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amazing thing no right so it's it's 10 bucks a month and you get access to X
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number of games except they rotate them
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so yep if you're like me someone like me who like I don't get a huge amount of
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time to play games so if I play a little
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bit of a game and then suddenly that game gets rotated
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out I can't play I can't I can't play it
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anymore so as opposed to not having it now and not playing it at
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all no no no like for example right I've been playing if You' started a game you
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can't go back to it if it goes off the rotation you have to go and buy it okay
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I've been playing Witcher three the best game ever made
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for when did it come out May 2015 mhm so I've been playing it for
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almost 2 years and I I'm like I will continue to play it it is the best game
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but if I was if I was using this thing to play it at some point they would take
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it away from me that's my yes cuz that's not what this service is for for that
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you would you've got a game that you love and you want to keep playing buy it
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at that point I would find it very difficult to to justify not paying for
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it so fair enough but what this I think
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is doing is combating the used game Market which I've always
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despised you get like the companies like EB Games Gamestop and all of that that
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go out they they make all their money from used games but they none of that money ever
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gets back to developers yeah this will be you buy it from here
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you buy it service I'm not entirely sure how the mod works I've always just
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assumed that everyone pays their money each month and then the developer ERS
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get everyone gets a cut of how many times their particular game was played
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or whatever that's what I assume right way I think Netflix would work is
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everyone just gets a cut of how many times no I don't think that is how
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Netflix works I think Netflix just negotiate a licensing fee with you I
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just always assumed it was like a you get a and Netflix gets all the money
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that's how Spotify works I get money from Spotify every time someone listens
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to my music yeah based on specific but I don't think that that's how Netflix
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works I wasn't sure but I just assum but no this at least this way developers
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will be getting money so they can actually invest back into making games
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instead of the use Market taking it all away from them do you know why I would
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hate this I would never play a game all the way through you know what I mean
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like I buy so few games that I'll buy a game I'll play it until I'm done and I
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will continue to play it until a new game comes out
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probably six months later then I'll buy that this I'll just be every time I'll
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spend more time going through the menu trying to decide what I want to play
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then I will actually play the uh problem I have I kind I agree every game that
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was on there that's available I own so there's not like hundreds on
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there at the moment there's just like a small selection but yeah it's like
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everyone on there I I own it so but I still think it's a great idea like 10
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buck and there's going to be there's not going to be the newest games on there
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but there still going to be a huge selection but I just don't know I have
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to wait and see once it launchers have got all the games with it's worthwhile
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for me yeah for you probably not I still
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subscribe to EA access which when their games get to over a year old old or so
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they go into the Vault and you can play for free and then also like Mass Effect
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I'm going to get to play on the 16th of March cuz it releases a week early and
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you get a 10 hour fre preview oh wow do you get to continue from that game when
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the real gamees out oo yep well [ __ ]
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you I tell you well it'll cost you five if they took away that limitation the
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restrictions and they just made this really like Netflix so just all of the
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content's up there you pay a monthly fee you play what whatever game you want
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then that that would be a really amazing service but that's what it is it's not
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going to be they change it every month every game goes out be like Netflix
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how some stuff goes out while new stuff comes in not a lot comes out though from
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Netflix for reasons you probably be surprised yeah okay cuz quite often
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there'll be like a news article here about all the shows that are disagre
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from Netflix every month oh really okay just probably been the stuff that you
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haven't been watching [ __ ] being murdered
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mhm if they don't perform well taken out the back and shot Jesus like a Melbourne
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cup horse oh yeah but yeah it's not going to be like every month they bring
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in a 100 new games it might be every month they rotate 10 out and 10 in type
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of thing yeah interesting hey do you guys remember that Academy award-winning
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film we watched last year oh are you talking about the uh the academy
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award-winning Suicide Squad yeah I can't believe that from now on
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anytime you write Suicide Squad you have to the little academy award symbol next
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to it I know it's so [ __ ] annoying
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Chiller 7 is so Vindicated at this like
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right now but is any that's not the fact that they even want it even what they
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want at for find ridiculous was it for hair and makeup or
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something hair and makeup it was going to win for anything to be that it
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certainly wouldn't have been for script or editing but the hair and makeup
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wasn't even that good I saw a photo it was some meme online but it was like a
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photo of uh one of the characters from Star Trek Beyond yeah which was this
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elaborate alien prosthetic and then a picture of Harley
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Quinn from Suicide Squad and it was yeah
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best makeup loser best makeup winner
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yeah like like come on whatever the academy is has voted I guess it's
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subjective it's political it's based on campaigns and of course even this year
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they didn't even manage to say the correct name for the best film no
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know that's like that's a a pretty intense [ __ ] up yes cuz everyone was on
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stage making speeches I'm going to I'm going to assume our listeners know what we're
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talking about but in case you don't uh Warren batty of all people was up to to
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announce uh best picture at the Academy Awards he opened the envelope that he
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had been handed first it said Emma Stone and then it said La La Land and so he
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was confused because he was like well why do this got a person's name and not
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just a film so he uh he stalled a bit cuz he was trying to figure out what the
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[ __ ] was going on and he said oh la la land no he didn't he didn't even say it
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he handed the envelope to F dunway cuz he he kind of looked at her and went uh
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F she said oh you're ridiculous took the envelope and said La La Land without
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reading the full thing right yeah evidently he he was given the backup
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envelope for the best supporting actress yeah yeah because it gets even it's even
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more convoluted because Emma Stone afterwards was telling reporters well I
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had my envelope I was holding it cuz I kept it and so she kind of confused
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things but yeah apparently they keep backups of every of of all the envelopes
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and I don't know something [ __ ] up but but you know what I'm glad I'm glad that
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La La Land didn't win because I thought that I saw La La Land and I thought it
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was the biggest most overrated film I've ever seen and I didn't want it to win
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but I thought it would and then um then this happened and it getting announced
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as the winner and then having it taken back in a really embarrassing way to me
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was even better than it just not winning at all I really enjoyed it I really
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enjoyed it pretty much if anything is nominated for an Oscar or wi CC they're
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all movies I just have no interest in seeing yeah I would say with the
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exception of arrival yeah arrival was [ __ ] incredible all right I will put
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that on my to watch list then yeah you should put arrival on you to watch this
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arriv ral's the best film I've watched in a very long time all right so that's
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oh that's that's now sweet it is I'll find it somewhere oh speaking of
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DVD do really been 20 years since
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DVD apparently this year Mar 20th
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anniversary of DVD which I sold all mine
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actually yeah I would believe it because I can remember my first DVD was Fifth
32:44
Element yeah right mine was blade and
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that came out in 95 mine was Idle
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Hands I remember watching your copy of Idle Hands h
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and I remember thinking Jessica Alba's hot and she's going to be a big [Laughter]
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star and I was right and you know what I think that movie was the only time I
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thought that although I think I remember thinking Devin s is a is going to be a
33:13
big star he always was to me man he always was to me the [ __ ] is he doing
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now so are they celebrating it at all or Deon s yeah I bet they are is he still
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alive or did he commit suicide I don't know it seems to still be alive
33:30
there's no dash and another date is a Canadian actor he began acting when he
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was a teen appearing in the films Little Giants Casper now and then Night of the
33:42
Twisters Wild America and SLC Punk there
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you go I love SLC Punk Matt there a sequel there is I've
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I've sted clear of it in 19 99 he starred in the comedy horror film Idol
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hands with Jessica Alba and Matt are you
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aware that he uh he was nominated for a satin award as best young actor in that
34:12
very movie Idol hands lost out unfortunately but um did win that same
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award the next year in Final Destination oh that's right he was in that he was in
34:23
the first one someone needs to put their postal address in the spreadsheet
34:28
why weird don't ask questions where do you want to post to Singapore or America
34:35
it's a race there mine's there all right Dan wins it's actually I did want you to
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win anyway oh that's good thanks man oh [ __ ]
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you no I actually think this will be better for Dan to have I'm sending you a
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microphone last year actually I got it in January I got a microphone to try out
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a m mic oh yeah oh mod mic 5 um don't know if you realized a couple of
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episodes I've stopped using this microphone and used that one oh is that
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right it's great it's not a headset or anything it's just a microphone so you
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just plug in your headset I thought this might be good for when you travel yeah
35:13
that would be good what about when I travel well because I brought the switch
35:17
I can't afford to hey did I notice somebody has a black Yeti uh Jenna does
35:24
black that's cool man know you could get
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it I'm trying to plug the mod
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mic sorry yeah Jen's mod mic all the way but the mod mic is a thing that Luke has
35:38
so go team I've been playing with it and I really really enjoyed it yeah right
35:43
why I would be Keen to have a look myself but no I'm going to buy one now
35:48
for you and get that sent to you awesome man cheers but it even comes in this
35:52
like nice little travel bag I'm all about the nice little zip it up put it
35:56
away like my dick I've never seen your dick zipped up
36:02
and put away it's quite good cuz it just Clips onto other headphones like my dick cuz
36:09
I'm assuming you've got good headphones for when you travel absolutely yeah so
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this will just clip on to them and that way you don't have to worry about
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sounding [ __ ] when you travel thanks Luke setting me up man yeah that's what
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Road t-shirt the best place to get those is teu Luke yes name a thing that you
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like apart from the mod mic red bear all right something else what they
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would have red bear on there red bear isn't red bear this [ __ ] [ __ ]
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drink you're drinking it doesn't have to be what all right
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fine T-shirt with a red bear [ __ ] you Luke n name a
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thing is there any Blade Runner stuff Matt [Laughter]
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probably I'm sorry mine wasn't good enough either
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was it there it was I'm just feeling really
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defeated red bear you know what oh there's a red panda bear excited I'm
38:10
looking at it right now and it is good it it is good yep that is cute there's
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also Vitruvian bear which is um Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci
38:21
but done as a big fat gay man hey um have you guys ever done any
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charity work yes you
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have yes yeah right you uh you didn't happen to do any charity work for um
38:36
hand Angels did you the heroic volunteer group that provide hand jobs for the physically
38:43
disabled uh no I might have skipped yeah so this is in my neck of the woods guys
38:49
this is in Taiwan um Taiwan has one of the best I'm reading now from their um
38:54
from their perspectives Taiwan has one of the best systems well so you would
39:00
think the best Health Care Systems in the world its million or so disabled
39:04
citizens receive some of the most thorough medical attention you'll find
39:09
including everything from long-term care to traditional herbal medicine uh well
39:13
they don't currently receive from the system however is any kind of Aid when
39:16
it comes to slightly more intimate issues it was for this reason that a
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group of Social campaigners and volunteers took it upon themselves to
39:23
create hand Angels an NGO whose main service is giving hand jobs to the severely
39:29
disabled members say that their work raises awareness of the fact that
39:32
disabled people are often depicted as desexualized as well as having their
39:36
sexuality constantly neglected despite the fact that they share exactly the
39:39
same desires as anybody else they're going on jerking off uh cripples is a
39:46
job that you can do if you so wish how do I get in contact with how does Luke
39:51
get a job there no I think Luke is trying to uh say that he might be the benefactor
39:58
no this service I think I think he's perfectly
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capable of jering people off I don't know ever since I broke my
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wrist did you break your masturbation Hand Luke have we discussed this already
40:13
Yes I did yeah has that been challenging
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it has been it's still not 100% right
40:21
either right so youve got it off now sorry you've got the cast off
40:25
now yes yes cast is off there right but it still feels like an awkward stranger
40:30
is giving you a hand job yeah yeah but that's kind of good right well no it's
40:37
cuz it's not like a some it's a awkward stranger yeah they're not really that
40:42
good at it yeah but it's like it's their first time yeah but that doesn't mean
40:49
good um pay now you getting yourself a hand job
40:53
after all this you're talking to the listeners complete
40:59
order we didn't we didn't play the jingle but does that does that count as
41:04
dick news or sex toy news I'm not saying that a charitable
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volunteer is a sex toy but I'm just saying what uh which jingle do you want
41:14
I think we should go with dick news but I'd like to hear the old Lenny
41:18
krait's dick news if you've still got that around it want to get
41:23
away it wants to fly away
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way what I really want to
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know yeah yeah okay that's great that's
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great so I'm staying on Dick news um y
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uh Swedish government has uh proposed implementing sex breaks in the office at
41:52
work each day so does this mean your partner gets
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to come in and no no no no no no no no they they have said that inter office
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sexual relationships are actually positive in the workplace they're good for
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morale um good way to relieve stress and a good way to promote positive
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um relationships in the workplace so for a short time every day everyone is given
42:18
the time and opportunity to uh get a little
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sexy I love this quote you can't guarantee that a worker doesn't go out for a walk
42:30
[Laughter] instead adding that employers need to
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trust their trust their employees I guess I guess they could
42:42
just you know not have sex but you know we got to trust them yeah I also love
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that he's gone on to say we quote see no reason why this motion won't
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pass I think we need to go there Sweden seems pretty cool I was in Sweden
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earlier in the year but only for a day uh I went on a day trip from Denmark to
43:06
Sweden right uh it's the prettiest place I've been and the coldest sex Break um
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most most of that holiday was one long sex break I'll be honest so uh yes but
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uh but I wasn't being paid I was of course the
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payer I think I would like to go Sweden yeah sounds interesting well Sweden
43:30
don't they also have the coffee and blowj job I don't know yeah was that Sweden
43:36
was somewhere yeah somewhere where you go in you order your coffee then you
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pick your prostitute to give you a blood job while you drink your coffee yeah
43:43
that's the thing oh I forgot one thing you need to put this in where I got the
43:48
mod mic from yeah the one I just purchased for Dan y it's from ant lion
43:54
audio.com
43:58
what's so funny I know well that in real I want you to put some kind of
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sound effect or music under that map [ __ ] just leave it all in no
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editing needed I think this episode should just go up [Laughter]
44:15
verbatim Luke I know you Luke I know you've wanted to go to Mars and we've
44:20
been trying we've been trying to make this happen and it just hasn't that's G
44:23
to happen but it seems like
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maybe would you settle for the moon sounds awfully romantic would you
44:36
settle for the moon um or hang on well I'll be honest is it a oneway trip would
44:42
you no it's not would you settle for not really the moon just kind of around the
44:47
moon and then back again no I think we can do better well that's what SpaceX is
44:53
up to next year and this has been a big news Story one of the shareholders they
44:59
haven't said who but one of the shareholders of SpaceX is going to be
45:04
sent James ceron around the moon like
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they're going to do a flyby which sounds cool except we've done it before and
45:15
we've kind of done it bit a bit more impressive because we landed on the moon
45:19
yeah but those were astronauts this is implying it's just going to be some dude
45:22
and that's exciting to me because I'm also some dude yeah yeah yeah this is
45:27
well this is some very rich dude which we're not but but also it but it has to
45:33
start somewhere I agree and and everyone's like oh wow that's amazing it
45:37
is amazing except they're not going to land they're going to fly by which
45:43
is easier that doesn't impress you mat flying by the moon what's the [ __ ]
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closest you've gotten to the Moon lately no no no at some point in my life if I
45:54
can get into space this is all I want this is my ultimate thing right if I can
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look out if I can get to space and I can look out and I can see the Earth and
46:04
then I can walk over to the other side of whatever ship I'm in and see just the
46:10
[ __ ] vastness of space I I could die then that would be that would be fine
46:16
why are you so upset about this one going around the mood where you could
46:19
actually do that I'm no no no I'm saying that would be even better right because
46:24
in theory I could look out one side and see the moon and then see Earth and I
46:29
could walk over and look at the other window and see the vastness of [ __ ]
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cold [ __ ] Godless space and
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then then and then
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die but I don't understand why sounds so unimpressive to
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you go because I'm just I'm just
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jealous
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I just I want to go I want to see it let's let's add a teer let us add a tiar
47:05
to our patreon I think we've got one yeah we have one that's the Mars
47:12
One a like Galactic Virgin Galactic tier
47:16
as well yeah yeah we add a 5 million tier which is you get to fly into space
47:22
I get to look out and then you get to kill me yeah I was about to say and die
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you have to be looking into the vast what is it vast Godless void yeah that's
47:33
right and then I look you in the eye and you you [ __ ] stab me in the back
47:39
while I'm looking you in the eye no no no I'm look you in the eye then I
47:46
die it brings it right back
47:51
like it brings it right back cuz I look I see Earth I look out and I see
47:56
vastness of space face and then I see then you look back and you see my face
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and then you see nothing for eternity that's right then I'm gone
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