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The Cave | Son of a Boy Dad #195 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's start with your fish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we don't have to start with that.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was such a funny video of you
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  Speaker 3: trying to present it and then losing it. It's classic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough to do. Those things are fucking slippery
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  Speaker 2: and you can't grab them by the jaw like you
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  Speaker 2: can bass because it'll break their jaw.
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  Speaker 3: That was a trout.
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  Speaker 2: That was a rainbow trout, wild wild rainbow trop.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was disrespectful that you posted that in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the film.
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  Speaker 3: Face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was really just a just an
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  Speaker 1: incredible lack of awareness.
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  Speaker 2: I know I was thinking the same thing, Thats why
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  Speaker 2: I posted it.
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  Speaker 1: But what if you had won Best Film?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have for that fuck supporting the fish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was a great It was a great day.
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  Speaker 1: People are saying that you staged that, that you could
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  Speaker 1: have easily held onto the fish. But it was like
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  Speaker 1: Hank's hot Dog video in that game time ad where
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  Speaker 1: it just falls out of the bun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was I trust me. I would have
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  Speaker 2: rather gotten just a normal photo. That's what I was
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  Speaker 2: going for. Definitely wasn't going for a video of me
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  Speaker 2: dropping it.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you were going for a photo though,
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  Speaker 3: if you were recording the video video, you were going
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  Speaker 3: to take a still from that.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna set up a time raw. The camera
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  Speaker 2: was leaning up against a rock in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the river. I wasn't gonna do like a timed camera,
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  Speaker 2: so you're gonna take a still. I was gonna do
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  Speaker 2: a video and then just screenshop the video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can still do that. What do you
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  Speaker 3: mean you had in your hands for a second. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I tried that.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't look good. It's me being like but uh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There were some people that were like, yeah, you didn't
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  Speaker 2: like he lost the fish. He was like, no, I
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  Speaker 2: had the fish. I caught the fish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fish was in the net. How long?
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  Speaker 1: What's the statute of limitations on a fish?
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  Speaker 2: Like if I was going to eat that fish, I
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  Speaker 2: would have eaten. I would have been able to eat.
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  Speaker 1: The fish, could have got it back in that could
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  Speaker 1: have got like back.
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  Speaker 2: To Oh no, it it escaped fully, but I had
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  Speaker 2: it in the net, like I have a video of
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  Speaker 2: it in the net.
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  Speaker 3: Was that fish big enough to take home?
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  Speaker 2: Can you easily?
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  Speaker 3: You can take those home from the river.
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  Speaker 2: You're actually not supposed to take home. There's like limitation, No,
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  Speaker 2: you're those are the ones you are supposed to take.
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  Speaker 2: The limitations. There's like I don't know what what it
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  Speaker 2: is in Jersey, but certain rivers, like we're going in
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  Speaker 2: Wyoming this summer, it's like if it's over eighteen inches,
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  Speaker 2: you're not allowed to keep it, right, because those are
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  Speaker 2: the old ones.
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  Speaker 3: I was striper fishing out past Montalk a couple of
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  Speaker 3: summers ago, and I caught like a forty nine pounder no,
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, this is amazing, It's the biggest
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  Speaker 3: thing ever. Yeah, And it was too big.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not allowed to keep those.
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  Speaker 3: All the fish we caught were too big. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what was going on that it was late
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  Speaker 3: in the season.
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  Speaker 1: So why is that the rule.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's literally just for people to enjoy fishing
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  Speaker 2: so someone else can catch that, so someone else can
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  Speaker 2: catch a big thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's not it. It's population.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's what you would think. A lot of those
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  Speaker 2: rules are literally for or.
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  Speaker 1: Those just the bulls that will have the most fish sex,
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  Speaker 1: Like the women fish love those fish, so they could
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  Speaker 1: just get dicked down by the fun.
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  Speaker 3: And they're of a story age where they've aged into
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  Speaker 3: the right to die the way they want to die.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can go peacefully. They can have a physician
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  Speaker 1: assisted suicide.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. But the guy that chartered our fishing group,
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  Speaker 3: after we had I had fought this thing tooth and nail,
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  Speaker 3: thin and fist and finally got it in and he
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  Speaker 3: put it back in the water to release it after
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  Speaker 3: weighing it, realizing we couldn't take it home, and it
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  Speaker 3: just rolled over and onto its back, and he kept
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  Speaker 3: trying to He knew what he was doing, you know,
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  Speaker 3: run water through it and have us move, and I
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  Speaker 3: guess reteach it to swim, but ultimately it didn't and
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  Speaker 3: it continued to roll over, which meant that it was
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  Speaker 3: going to die and I said, well, if it's just
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  Speaker 3: going to do that, then we might as well grab
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  Speaker 3: it again and bring it home so that if it's
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  Speaker 3: going to die, we can eat it. And he said,
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  Speaker 3: if we get pulled over by harbor Master with that
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  Speaker 3: fish in our boat, they won't believe what happened, and
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  Speaker 3: we can't risk that.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't even film it. What if you filmed it,
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  Speaker 1: We're like, harbor Master, look at this video evidence.
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  Speaker 3: I never thought of that, and I should have done.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's like weird rules about that too, filming fish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, about to release Like that's like a big thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like I saw a video the other day of a
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  Speaker 2: dude who caught a fish and it died and and
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  Speaker 2: some dude was like, you got to throw back and
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  Speaker 2: he's like it's dead, and they're like you gotta throw
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  Speaker 2: back still.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because then then it's food for the other fish.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea they deserve to sort of eat
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  Speaker 3: their own more than we do.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that could be the thing, But do.
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  Speaker 1: You think that you would even want to eat a
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  Speaker 1: fish that was on the precipice of death cancer running
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  Speaker 1: through its fish veins? Like is that even a good
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  Speaker 1: healthy fish that you'd like to eat.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the I don't know
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  Speaker 2: anything about actually eating the fish. So what we would do,
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  Speaker 2: I've only ever done catch and release.
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  Speaker 3: When we would eat in the years past, we'd always
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  Speaker 3: done that charter out there and it's such a fun
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  Speaker 3: day and we would we caught a few that were
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  Speaker 3: the right size and we would bring them to this
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  Speaker 3: Chinese food place in montak and it's sort of a
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  Speaker 3: hole in the wall dingy place and you.
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  Speaker 1: Bring they swap it out for a cat.
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  Speaker 3: You bring. You bring the fish filets in in bags
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  Speaker 3: on ice from having caught them that morning, and they
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  Speaker 3: turn it into general so really general sosas, and it's
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  Speaker 3: the most delicious thing you will ever eat in your
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  Speaker 3: entire life.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely just have the bass in the walk ready
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  Speaker 1: to go, and they're just like swapping it out and
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  Speaker 1: eating freshly caught.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they might very well have taken it out the
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  Speaker 3: back and sold it.
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  Speaker 2: At the fish market.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely No, it was so in a freezer, put in
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  Speaker 3: a big mountain on it. We have a great ploy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That that one that I got was, uh, it was great.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest trout I've ever caught. It was it was
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  Speaker 2: like seventeen or eighteen inches.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine throwing that over a grain bowl with some sweet
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  Speaker 1: potatoes with some farrow and fucking arugula salad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yep, got it on the white wooly bugger.
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  Speaker 2: No big deal is that that's what I had you
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  Speaker 2: throwing in? Uh in New York that you had a blackly.
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  Speaker 3: But and they just it just didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was crazy. Getting that was my first time
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  Speaker 2: ever catching a trout on a streamer, And it is
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  Speaker 2: an experience because it's like it's just like this little
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  Speaker 2: thing and it just imitates like a minnow, like a
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  Speaker 2: bait fish. Yeah, and you're you're you're stripping it in
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  Speaker 2: super fast and then all of a sudden it just
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  Speaker 2: feels like you just hit like a fucking log. And
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  Speaker 2: then it's just and then I just just battled it,
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  Speaker 2: battled it up to the top.
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  Speaker 3: How long did it take you to reel it in?
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  Speaker 2: Fifteen seconds?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? That's it. Good battle.
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  Speaker 2: She put up a hell of a fight, though.
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  Speaker 3: I think when I fought that that bass, it was
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  Speaker 3: probably twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well mine was not forty nine pounds, so that
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  Speaker 2: could have been the I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Think you would have been able to do what I did.
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  Speaker 2: I know you wouldn't have been able to do what
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  Speaker 2: I did because I brought you to do what I
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  Speaker 2: did and you couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you set up my lines for failure, that
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  Speaker 3: crown of being the only fishermen.
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  Speaker 1: What about the seasons? Wasn't it less in season than
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  Speaker 1: it is now?
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  Speaker 2: There's there's no seasons for trap.
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  Speaker 3: They weren't even supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: It's always in season.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: But you think they're going they're still there.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not.
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  Speaker 2: Yes they are.
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  Speaker 3: They don't stalk the rivers until around this time. Lies
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  Speaker 3: that's actually true. That river we were fishing, maybe they
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  Speaker 3: hadn't stalked it yet. The one that I go to
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  Speaker 3: they stalk all year round. Also, the one that I
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  Speaker 3: caught was not stocked.
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  Speaker 2: Was wild?
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  Speaker 3: How do you know the the.
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  Speaker 2: Fins were intact still? I don't know. I don't really know,
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  Speaker 2: but by the people that I do know that no
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  Speaker 2: said it was wild.
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  Speaker 3: That were with you, the Maxiells. Who'd you show it? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you showed the video to someone and they said, that's
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  Speaker 3: a wild one. Yeah. Ah, I think they were probably
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  Speaker 3: just trying to make you feel better. No, because couldn't
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  Speaker 3: it have been one that was stocked last year but
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  Speaker 3: didn't get caught and so grew out of its house?
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  Speaker 3: Pet no domesdicige?
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  Speaker 2: Was it farreal?
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  Speaker 1: Did it have like horns?
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  Speaker 3: It did?
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  Speaker 1: Then there there you haven't. What are some slang words
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  Speaker 1: for a rod?
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  Speaker 2: For a rod? Yeah? I call it my wand good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Anything else that we could throw around fish stick? Did
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  Speaker 1: they even use slang? Did fishermen use slang?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Did you not see my tweet the gripp and Grin
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  Speaker 2: I thought was hilarious. No one seemed to pick up
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  Speaker 2: on that.
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  Speaker 1: Is that slang though? Or are you creating slang?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, no, that's not I didn't create that.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that and I thought it was the funniest
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  Speaker 2: thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to get some fish and slang.
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  Speaker 2: The gripp and grin like a photo. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I love when you're more tickled by the things.
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  Speaker 3: Than anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: Griffin grin is hilarious because the people that say that
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  Speaker 2: they're they're dead serious. They're not joking, which makes it funnier.
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  Speaker 2: The gripp and Grin got to get my gripping grid
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  Speaker 2: to get a gripp and grin my fish and flick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: terrible day leading up to that. I believe it awful
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  Speaker 2: lost like fifteen flies, drop my jewel in the water.
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  Speaker 2: Last cast is when I got it, and then I
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  Speaker 2: did one more cast after and the bully buggers came
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  Speaker 2: flying off my line, reeled it in, went home.
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  Speaker 1: What happened when you dropped your jewel? Did you dry
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  Speaker 1: it out in the sun on a.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a vape this weekend called the Miley nine thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Love that Love that piece.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, familiar.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a double wide trailer. Yeah, it's this fucking
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  Speaker 1: big dude.
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  Speaker 2: They got ones that have like Instagram reels on them.
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  Speaker 1: Now this one did this one that Wi Fi? It
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  Speaker 1: was insane. I never saw anything like it. There was
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  Speaker 1: like a QR code on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got like GPS's on them.
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  Speaker 1: The Miley ninth that you and you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: lose it is probably so damn expensive now, and I
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  Speaker 1: guess that means there's nine thousand hits in that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look it up to the radium satellite. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a geo thermal SOS button.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, recharges in the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Walking down the sidewalk behind someone who's smoking one
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  Speaker 3: of those things is insane.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that people still use those is crazy to me.
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  Speaker 1: Like the big box one, No, it wasn't a big
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  Speaker 1: box one though. This was like the shape like a
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  Speaker 1: puff bar, but uh was had the the chassis of
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  Speaker 1: a full fucking a buick. Yeah, it was insane like that.
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  Speaker 1: I saw someone hit it and then it like wafted
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  Speaker 1: into another conversation and a guy got hit in the
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  Speaker 1: face with it and it knocked his neck back. The
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  Speaker 1: cloud fucking took him off his square. I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: anything like it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll happen.
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  Speaker 1: It was incredible. I was at the Fight for Fire
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  Speaker 1: or the Timmy Klein Foundation, this firefighter who passed away
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I was at his benefit
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: yesterday and they were fucking ripping the jewels country music.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: There's an eighty year old guy with a lasso.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: That's awesocking sweet.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: It was cool.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: A city slicker with a lasso. Yeah, I've never seen
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: one of those before.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: A little contrary, a little vape, little perfect Sunday, perfect.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Sunday sun was fucking beaming down. Was fucking beautiful, dude.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: It's hot as balls out today. Not a fan.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I did a workout outside today. It was great.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, what time.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Nine nine something like that. Someone was beating though, yea
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: at that park across from Devocion.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, little little track around, a.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Little track and then like doing pull ups outside damn,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Like you know how you don't do.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Pull ups, bro true.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I was just standing underneath it, fucking huffing and puffing,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: waiting for a fucking jacket dude from the hood to
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: see me. The dudes that come by there do the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: most insane workout.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievable, prison style.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: The dude was hanging by white guy too, which fucking
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: shocked me. He was hanging by one foot crooked over
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: it and the other side just dangling off and I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: don't even know what the workout was, but he was
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: just hanging upside down by a knee. It was so
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: fucking impressive, and he was beautiful, rocked.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Up body like those bodies.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: In credible slender good body.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but very very hard, very lean.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Very hard.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking believe it. More white guys is on
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: the fucking pull ups. They're gentrifying the fucking pull ups
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: in New York. How crazy is that?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the white man has gentrified the pull up beyond belief.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Now they're doing all those weird sorts of like flagpole
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: hangs and stuff. Yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: You see a white guy doing that thing where he
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: lifts his body up and just holds it over the
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: bar and kind of looks around. Yeah, like he's peaking
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: looking for a book.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a ground hit over a fence, ye.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: See it, or doing like the steps.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: It's extremely The sand Loot would have been like a
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: fifteen minute movie if they have one of those guys
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: a single pull up. Yeah, but they were coming up
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: with like robots and ship to try and get over
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: fucking fools, umbasses. That movie is so unrealistic, so unrealistic.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I got to remake it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Those little boys could never hit a white dude. Yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: fifteen make it a short. Yeah, they got a comedic short.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: But the dudes in the hood, who who do that shit.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Are the most impressive athletes that are just like, I'm
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: gonna do like two hundred pull ups in six minutes
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: or something like that. It's so fucking sweet. I love
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: their bodies. I love those guys' bodies so bad.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: They make muscle ups look like the easiest thing ever.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: You know what a muscle up is when they pull
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: up and then into a dip.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I used to have dreams where I would just be
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: banging out muscle ups. Really, yeah, you talk I've talked
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: about it before. Just I would have dreams where I
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: would just be I would be like, I'm gonna try
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: a muscle up, and then I just do like thirty
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: of them, be like, these are way easier than I
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: thought they And I'd wake up and I couldn't even
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: do fucking eighty pounds on lateral pull downs.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'll switch to close krit. I feel better about a
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: close grit.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I did some lat pull downs this morning.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife said she saw you up in the gym.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I did only see her as she was leaving.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: She said she left because she was intimidated by how
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: how good.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You work out.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: That's not it. There's no way you have.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: An intense workout regimen.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I've that you got your being kind.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: You'll load one hundred and thirty five onto the bar
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and start doing decline sit ups on it. It's just
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: fucking impressive as hell.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I've seen you do that. I've seen him do this.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: It's not one hundred and thirty five. It's uh, it's
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: the thirty five pound crooked bar. I think it's only
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: thirty five or forty five pounds and I but I
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: do do that. That's a good one.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: It's incredible. It's so impressive.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I like that one. But today I've gotten into some
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: mobility stuff hip and him in the lower back. That
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: is really because I've had a lot of lower back pain.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to hit up my boy d Cliff. Yes,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: who's that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: He's the he was the hut in Yack basketball. Oh yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: he has me on all the mobility stuff.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I'd like to get into some mobility shit. You're so
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: tired of having pain, the worst tired of pain.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: That's why you need those fucking sweet ass look really good.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get some oxies and just hit
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: the gym. Pain for it, just drooling out of your mouth.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, feeling so good.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: The story of that pitcher in baseball who made his
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: MLB debut at thirty one years old because he had
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: been a prospect when he was a young guy who
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: had to undergo Tommy John's surgery and that as he
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: was rehabbing from that, he got hit by a car
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: and it then it was another three years and then
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: he quit entirely and didn't think it would work and
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: went to work as like a carpenter or something like
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that or I don't know what. And then all of
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: a sudden, one day he was just throwing a ball
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: around and he realized he had no pain, and he
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: went to like a little workout and was still throwing
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: in the nineties.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: From the carpentry just reset his body.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know exactly what it was, but the
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: story was insane. But and then and then he made
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: his MLB debut.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy having your body can reset by just
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: doing some good old fashioned blue collar work.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I know. Oh yeah, Manuel La, I thought about this
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: in that is imagine know nice it would be if
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: your job was your workout, so that you didn't have
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: to work out an amazing job.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: That's like how humans are intended to be. Probably we're
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: so sedentary that we have to like go to this
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: artificial place and like pull on things so we can
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: trick our body into thinking that we've had a productive lifestyle. Yeah,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: it's so preposterous. Yeah, but then there's the real working man,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: the field laborer, the fucking farmer, the carpenter, the steam fitter.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those guys, construction worker, the painter.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I've been thinking about getting into steam fitting. This is
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: a hobby, joined Local four twenty as a hobby.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good for ball busting. I mean those guys
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: have Those guys are the best ball busters.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great chops on those guys.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Funniest guys who ever meet steam fitters.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah great.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And the wells that they throw on, Oh my god.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Imagine being able to weld like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I love welding.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Those posts on Instagram of them of those guys being
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: like like I want I have. I decided I wanted
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: to be funny in high school. So now I have
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: to go to bed at seven pm every day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to class and college to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: wake up at three am.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, steam fitting get.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: To work at seven am and spend my first half
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: hour in a port a potty so I can steal
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: time from the man. Shout out to all our steam
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: fitter listeners.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot of them, we do.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Those are our Those are our brothers.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love I love pipe pipe fitters too, absolutely,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: But the same thing I think so really the same
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: union I think. So.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I think you're if you're welding pipe.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Well, welders are different. There's welders, there's steam fitters, and
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: then there's pipe layers. Isn't there should I call them?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I know a little bit about land pipe. Yeah right,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure about fitting. Pipe never fits when it
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: goes fit. Damn pipe. Steam fitting I have literally never
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: heard that sounds.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Like steam punk like, it sounds like it's a little
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: bit close to wearing like a top hat and goggles
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: to a fucking concert.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what I know a little bit
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: about steaming. I steamed my clothes this morning, did you
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I did, really, And I did end up wearing any
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Because yeah, that's not a steam shirt.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: This is not steamed. It's fresh out of the package.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I steamed two shirts and then didn't wear them.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Where'd you get that shirt from Old Navy?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Nice in Bakersfield, California.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: What made you decide to wear it today is meetings
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: have a special occasion.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: No, just it's too hot to wear a sweatshirt and
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it's too not too fat to wear short sleeves.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You can't wear a T shirt.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I said that at this at this firefighter benefit yesterday,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I was like the groundhog fucking saw six more weeks
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and fucking long sleeve shirts.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: For me, it was bad news. It is not a
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: good time of year for big boys. No skinny fat, Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: trying to stretch that trying to stretch that long sleeve
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: for a couple more weeks.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Honestly, big boys are in a new era with like
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: how crop shirts are coming out. Oh yeah, I saw
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a big boy walking down the street today, a good
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: old fashioned big boy, not a skinny fat big boy,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and he just had his belly out in a crop shirt. Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: like hanging over a belt, rippling, beautiful, beautiful, just all
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that is, man.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be doing that though, if you're skinny fat. No, No,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: it's a rough time of year for us, skinny fat guys.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: It's revolting, Yeah, I because it's people have been seeing
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: you all winter going that's a skinny guy, and then
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the summer comes around and there's a lot of surprises. Okay, guys,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I've been lying for a while. If you went sweatshirt
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: and the jacket.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: If you went to the beach with your friends, would
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: you go in the water?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: His friends you take your shirt off.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and they make fun of me, Bud. You
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: know they said, they said on Thursday Night that I'm
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: the fat guy and the crew yeah he said, I'm
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: the funny fat guy because we were talking about that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: We were talking about that always Sunny episode where they
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: said where they're trying to find friends and they make
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: the flyer and they're like, they're like, we're looking for
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: a funny fat guy who finds the humor in the
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: little things.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: They don't know that you're really just doing fat mac
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: though and put on the way to be funny. This
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: is a big bit that you're putting it. You're putting
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: it on healthily crushing a ga ton of ice cream
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a night.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I've gotten stronger. I've been back in the gym and
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: i've been doing just five by five's. No, I'm dead serious,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Like I'm just as strong as I used to be.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: But I haven't been going to the gym, and it's
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: because I realized.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just I've just carrying yourself.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I've gotten so much mass carrying your own weight. I'm
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I'm My arms are bigger than they've ever been. They're
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: just flubby, but they.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine how much eventually he could.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't think I could bench one thirty five. Shit
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: was two light. I had to go up to three.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Fifteen, throwing it up, clapping twice.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a couple of those. Was squatting.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Squatting is still a struggle, but it feels good to
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: squat Rose. Rose, I'm all over the place. You do
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: not want to see me rowing. It's not a lot
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: of form on that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you're just jerking your box.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Rose is like something that's going to explode
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: in my body if I do one.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: More Red, Why are you rowing?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Because I'm doing strong lifts and I'm doing uh the
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: program and I'm doing so it's you do pretty much
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: three workouts five by five. My squat form could not
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: be more perfect. I mean, I watched myself in the mirror,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: and you've always been a great That is a great.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Form has always been textas getting deep, straight up, straight down,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: perfect back, perfect hips, perfect shoulders.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of guys they don't go deep.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I go deep as to grass. You have your assholes scraping.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Gym exactly, and then my bench form could not be
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: more perfect.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And you also always all your shoes are perfect for
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: squatting exactly.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: These are my squat shoes.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's flat as whole.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: The thing is, I like to be barefoot. What I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: like to be like feet on the ground. Those guys,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, you don't do.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: That, not in gim where you know you leave wet
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: footprints beneath your feet.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: That's true, you do do that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You want to squat so hard that you're sweating through
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: your souls.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and knowing you your socks are probably very unhygienic.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: No, these are clean as well.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Oh really is that? I give them a bee?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: They're not dirty?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You throw your socks out after you wear them?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: No, I don't squat in socks because my shoes are
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: and my feet are wet as how, you're not a
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: real lifter, bro, or you can wear What if I
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: said I wore Olympic weightlifting shoes?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I would definitely change my opinions. There's nothing better
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: than just getting a good squat in though, just feet
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: on the soil. Yeah, it's grounding.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Efron used to talk about.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It, like my feet to be connected to the earth
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: while I'm squatting.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: But once you get on the d Cliff program, he's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you about the dangers of vanity lifting, about
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: trying to get your squat and deadlift numbers so high
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: just you can satisfy something in yourself. It's gonna hurt.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: It hurt your mobility. It's gonna hurt your mobility in
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the long run.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Understood. My weakness right now is really in my forearms
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: and my hands.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You got to do the Zopman girls.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, reverse, I'm big into those.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: You could hang.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: From a bar for ten seconds. Come on, dude, that's
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: so much harder than I always think it is.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: How Like every movie in the nineties involved like a
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: scene where somebody was hanging from a cliff or a helicopter. Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it made it seem like you were going to be
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: hanging from a building if you just lived long enough.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was just a matter of time before
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you dangled off of the side of a balcony or
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: some shit like that that used to be happening all
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, and then so or that. It's even
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: crazier that to think that someone could get pulled up
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: from a fucking from up. Yeah, like just grab on
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: wrist by risk and get pulled all the way up.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Do you know what kind of fucking strength that takes?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Might With the way my rose are going right now,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: there's no way I could do that. You couldn't pull
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: someone off the side of the cliff, not even with
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: two hands.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Baby fucked yeah, much less one hand. Yeah, that's I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: guess what you're training for. But even like, what's the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: biggest kettlebell that you could pull?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Like that?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: If you could pull one of your boys with one
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: arm off of a cliff, that means that you could
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: you could probably row three fifteen for reps.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man v Magnilson, Yeah, your world's strongest man. If
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you do some shit like that, exactly, you're mister Olympia
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: if you could do something, I probably.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of adrenaline. Though, if your boys hanging off
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: a cliff, there is probably like I'm gonna get him
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: up somehow.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I always thought that in Batman begins. They showed how
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: that's done in the most realistic way. Do you recall
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: in the very beginning of the movie.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: To be honest, I never saw the full Batman begins.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, skipped right to the Dark Knight refreshment. What happens.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Begins?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: It's the first one Christian Bale and Batman begins, Hiss
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the g eye with the fucking mask.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: The Scarecrow, the Scarecrow Killian Murphy plays him. Um no,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: it's uh Liam Neeson, that whole group, the League of Shadows.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: And in the beginning, they blow up the temple and
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: they're sliding down the snow slope and he grabs Liam Neeson,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: who's unconscious. He grabs his arm and they get to
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: the edge of the cliff and somehow he arrests his
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: motion and he's holding him and then he does sort of.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: A curl roll where he goes he.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Gets it in here or whatever, and then rolls to
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: bring him up. They look instead of just full on
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: curling an entire body up.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Damn your every Batman and has what was that?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: There's another? Yeah, and Dark Knight rises when Bane when
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: they're in the plane in the opening scene, remember they
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: eject the plane and he holds onto the guy just
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: by his arm.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's crazy. And there's another Batman where I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: think it's Batman and Robin, where Robin gets completely covered
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: in like dirt and then you just see like Batman
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: fucking grab his wrists and just pulls him up. Yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: what kind of lat workouts? Just fucking Batman doing? What
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: kind of rose is he doing?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Batman's pretty jacked, and so is Bane.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: He's gotta be rowing two hundred for reps Batman. I mean,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: if he's picking up Robin with his full suito.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Robin's a little twink ass bitch.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Bro not fucking disparaged.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Pick up Robin.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: We could play Robin. If we're talking twin ass bitches,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not a twin. You played Christopher Robin.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Just wait, so uh.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: The guy who played Robin.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: When you guys talk about when you guys talk about Rose,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: are you talking about dumb bell Rose?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, both hands.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I was talking about the Dumbell row.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Dumbell rows are easy when you just put one one
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: hand one like one knee on the bench. Yeah, Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: that's it's easy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That's a good that's a good one. That's to work
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: out though.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: But I'm more I'm all about over it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're pulling it up?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: What and how much do you do? I'd rather not say, Well,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: that seems hard.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: You don't want to reveal your strength to the public.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I want to keep them guessing. You've You've said every
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: other pay someone tries to try your ass on the street.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: There you go. They don't know I packed a punch
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: like this, but they don't know you packed a pull
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I'll row your ass. I'll pull you
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: closer with little little strength for a kiss.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Fight's over, but I'm bringing it right back.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're gonna try and run away, fucking batman, grab
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it by the back and yank his ass in.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I'm all about compound lifts these days.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I love how that to the skinniest, fattest dudes on
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: the show. This is this is one of the phases
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: we go through on this show. I don't know if
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you've been in this phase since returned to the show
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: of us just.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Talking about lifting.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: When playing season comes to a close, we start talking to.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Fitness gotta talk lifting. That's who it originally was a
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: lifting podcast, truly, it really was.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I got Bryce hall On.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Billy Billy McCusker. Yeah, that was how he
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: was drawn to the show. It was our lifting talks.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: He sent me his workout.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Bro. It's pretty jacked, right, It's huge.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Because he's a painter.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: He's a podcaster. He's a jack podcaster who paints as
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: a hobby from time to time.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: M I wonder if he maintained his strength, Like when
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: was his peak?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Spade is definitely fucking jack too, Bro, there's no yeah, mine,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: that guy could fucking pull someone out.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Of the rubble. Absolutely he needed to. Well, those guys
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: like fall from fucking ten story buildings and just get
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: get up and go back to work.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they bounce like a goddamn Harry Potter character.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Was Spud the one that fell off of a building? Yes,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: and like hurt himself.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Why do I have a headache?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And then he just went back to work. The
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: next day he fell off of like a five story building.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see the video that YouTuber who was
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: on a parachute with a motor on it and fell
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: from eighty five feet.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Now, it's amazing they live. They lived.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I need to find this just to show it to you.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: It's only funny because they lived.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Eighty five feet is high, but is.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: That five stories? How high is that?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: It's at least five stories? Isn't it ten feet? A story? Probably?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, having so much fun.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: That's sound he made. Wait wait wait, wait, keep going.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Let me see from this angle.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Did he get super injured? Yeah? I guess that sound right.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That sound is crazy.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: He's fine, and he's laughing about it. Hey, s he
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: recalled that on one.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: And he's I think that's what I'm confused by.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: M hm, this is tough to watch, Roan.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: We can cut it.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: We can cut it. We don't have to cut it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just more curious about what what he injured.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: He describes it to nine on one though. He's like,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm on the motorized paraglider. They're like, what are you?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: He's like trying to say, like the technical terms for it. Guys,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: will take a second and talk about game time. Game time?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Did you know that you can get tickets to a
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• 35:26
  Speaker 3: What a time of year for?
• 35:27
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• 35:30
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• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Have you, guys ever been about a prayer mode hurt
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: to the point where you were making sounds like that? Yeah?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: When I broke my arm in fifth grade, had that happen.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I tripped over my launch box while running the class
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: on my first day of school. Starry called I, I
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: just tripped over my lunch.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: It was really We're going fourteen miles an hour.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: It was super embarrassing.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: If I fall from like four feet, that's how like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: if I fall from my height, that's.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: The sound that I'm falling is a nightmare.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Not knocking the wind out of yourself, You'll be like.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, knocking the window. I've not. I had the wind
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: knocked out of me a couple of times, and that's
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: that's always a.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: It's just like you make sounds. You can't help yourself. Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: sounds like you're throwing up. Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Is there a psychological thing where like the moaning makes
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: you feel better?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Probably not. It's probably just an instant reaction. I didn't cry, though,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: and I broke my arm. I didn't cry, just let
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: out screeches like that.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Well, a group of surrounded me and I was.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Just like, did was it a compound fracture?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Really the ball?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, it was not.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: It was Uh.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: They had to rebreak my arm though, why because it
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: was broken in multip places and it was out of lines.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: They had to rebreak it in the hospital to put
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: it back into place.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: They're probably like, this shit isn't even broken, So if
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you want the valor at school, we're gonna have.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: To break this for you. I didn't think it was
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: broken because I got up and it was like I
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: was walking with it in a sling and it felt fine.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: But then I went to the hospital and I got
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: X rays and they were like, yeh know, it's it's
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: fucking destroyed.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Do you think that the severity of that break is
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: what has made it harder for you to catch fish?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: No, because that was I don't even remember which arm
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I broke, to be honest, it had to have been
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: my right arm.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: You don't think that that might contribute to why there
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: have been so many days lately that you've gotten skunked?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know how that would have anything to
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: do with that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I think there's probably like a mobility thing, or maybe.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: There's no, because I masturbated my way back into full strength.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: If not, you're like the construction worker who went back
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to baseball.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like the carpenter. Yeah yeah, just a.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Couple of years working on wood. Yeah, and you.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Were good to go because I was smart enough to know, well,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I broke my right arm, so obviously it's lacking in strength.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: And then when I started masturbating, probably in sixth grade,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I said, I want to go with my weaker arm
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: so that over time it'll become stronger than my left arm.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Now this is my casting arm.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: And yet you're a lefty. Yes, so you're sure you
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: broke your right hand? Positive because you just said a
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: moment ago, I'm not sure which which arm.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: No, I'm positive because I went back to school when
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I was writing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Fine, ah, how is that your writing motion?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: What would you prefer my writing motion to be this?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It just looked like jerking off, you fucking Philly dumbasses.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: That's probably how you'd write, and fucking that's how you learned.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'd write in Philly just like this.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Look, mom, it's a cave I used to draw. I
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: used to draw my mom a picture every day when
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: she dropped me off at kindergarten. I didn't want her
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: to go. I was miserable. I was too young for school.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: It might have been it might have been preschool. And
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I hated it. And every day I would draw her
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: picture before she left, and it was always the same thing.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: It was always a cave. And I would just do
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: big circles with a crayon, holding it like this, and
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: then I would sign it and I wrote my entire
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: name in capitals except for the eye, which I did
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: under case. Oh, And I would hand it so and
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what she did with it. What do
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: you think it means that a child would draw so
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: many caves?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I think that's like some Plato shit.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I think I was in hell. That was my own
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: personal health.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What's Plato's cave? It's like there's like a projection of
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: a person and then like the projection is what the
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: world sees, or some shit like that. It's like someone
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: dancing in front of a fire and then like the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: light of the fire projects it and that's what the
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: people outside of the cave see.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the fuck Plato was getting at.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not that up to speed on Plato.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Not either. I actually got in trouble for plagiarism in
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: college writing my Plato essay.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, Plato is a toy that children.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: She took everything off the internet. I didn't think, but
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't take it off the internet. I googled the
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: questions and I wrote the answers and they were like, well,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you got these answers from the internet. And it was like, yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: no shit, I thought those were the right answers.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: What were they?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: It was an essay.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: It was an essay on It was in my philosophy class.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And they said they were like, well, it's not in
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: your They were like, it's not your own takes. And
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but isn't there only one right? Like I
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: don't understand philosophy. They were like, well, this is someone
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: else's answers, And I was like, how is there a
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: right answer or wrong? I guess there's like that's probably
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: what they wanted you to get at that philosophy. I
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: guess there's like a thousand different answers.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to interpret a little bit.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was stupid. I didn't. Actually, I wasn't
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: like copy and pasting and fucking.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Right if this, if this comes up again, I would
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: tell you that even just changing a few words into
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: your own voice is probably a safe strategy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: That's what I did.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like it, but.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I got downloaded Grammarly and I downloaded that. I downloaded
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: the teacher's plagiarism checking option. I submitted and it was
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: zero percent plagiarism. And then they use like turned it
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: in or some shit, and that mine was like ninety
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: percent plagiarism.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: If your plagiary checking your own work, there's a pretty
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: good chance that you've had plagiarized.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: That is a good point. Yeah, but I've always done that.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I just did that growing up. Yeah, because you were plagiarizing, Yeah,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: but like not fully plagiarizing. I was plagiarizing so little
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: that on Grammarly it came up that I had zero
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: percent plagiarism, and then another software it said I had
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent plagiarism. I guess there's like a different
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: one for philosophy teachers. These thoughts aren't his own fucking
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: domass class.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: It's got expelled from our school constantly for.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: High school or college college.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: It happened so much.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: That's because in Harvard, if you like, I feel like
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I always hear like famous stories about people getting expelled
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: from Harvard for plagiarism.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was. It was sort of the
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: number one thing we had a There was.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: A class that in racist memes expelled for because he
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: had such poor attendance at the protests. Yeah. Yeah, he
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: barely made.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It to any protests. Yeah, they kicked his ass out.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I walked by an n YU protest the other night,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: and it's just like white girls like dropping it down
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: just at a protest. Come on, really to god, dancing
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: in the streets.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I saw the tent city that they erected at Columbia,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: and I'll be honest with you, it doesn't look great. No,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: you would have thought that students of that means would
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: have bought better tents Columbia. Yeah, that guy watch on
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Instagram who goes to the Alaskan wilderness?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah outdoor Boys?
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Is that him?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: The guy with the glasses, Yeah, he needs to go
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: to Columbia.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, showed them to show them how.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: To create proper shelter. Yeah, although I think they're about
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: to be a guarded out.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Are they all going online? Like all the classes at
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Columbia are going online. People are They're demanding their money
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: back because they're like, we didn't sign up for online,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: but they should have an online tent making class.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: But I should.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing you need to do.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: That's his name, that guy, Yeah, Luke. I watched his
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: videos too.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I like his videos.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe you were really into the song the Cave by
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Mumford and Son.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: That is a good song and I have been listening
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: How does that? And it's empty in the valley of your.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: The sun rides slowly you walk away from all this pain.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: That's a banger.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Son and the Harvard for you to either can you meet.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I'm big into like the Mumford and Sons, and like
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the and like uh the Lumineers. I like their their
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: little they're gay little antics.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: And die yeah the clapping, and then I like your
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: overmers banjos Heye in every song.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I know they have the one song hey hey or
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, but they do that and people go
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: to their shows to hey, yeah, that's what you want
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: to do? Is there?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Like they're like they're hip hop horange over there.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those songs when you're in a long drive, those
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: songs will wake you right up, get you passionately singing.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: You get a fucking speed, hold, hold on hope and
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: will let you chew on that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: And strength pain Trually, those songs will really get you. Wait,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: they'll wake you up way more than like.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You onive miles an hour listening to the cave.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I was listening to a Mumford and Son's song that
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: came out ten years ago.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Our speeding camera has you clapping along, driving with your knees.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Hey ho, that's the way of soliciting a prostitute. Yeah, yes,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: not to be confused with the way that little people
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: solicit prostitutes.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Hi. Oh damn good there you good.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Should have let you.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I sasked you right there.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: No, I wanted you to bring it home.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I sasked you, no.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: No. When you do it, there's an appreciative smirk on
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: your face. When he does it, he does it to
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: show that he could have thought.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Of it to get to the base first.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Exactually, yeah, like I hit.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Him ball saw that coming from a mile away.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: It should be competitive. You should want you should want
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: your jokes to be unique enough that I can jump
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: in and go. Should be comedy sports.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, I saw.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I saw a comedy sports van driving around Milwaukee last
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: time I was in Milwaukee, said, is state nineteen eighty nine?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: What is comedy sports?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's like competitive improv. Oh, and they have vans.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck do they have vans for?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: They're saying is making a comeback? No, I don't know.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: No, aren't they opening or didn't they open a Second
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: City in Brooklyn?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: They did?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went, well, oh yeah, you.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Went first or second night of it?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Second City? I think Second City in Chicago is like
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: done right.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I know they do like classes and ship there. You
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: never did improv right? God, no, I did it big time.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I knew that ship was lame from the beginning. It
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: is all right, can we get a location?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Can we get any skin disease?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Ciasis big Cat said he did an improv class when
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: he was in Chicago. He said he thought it made
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: him less funny.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's I don't think it's a good
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: thing for funny for it, but it is a good
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: thing for acting. Yeah, Shore, that's where that's where it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Helped for living truthfully under imaginary shark.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, and improv joke. Klamor was an improv reference.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Kleamor is a big improv head.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Never do that again.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to feel the texture of that fucking
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: mess shirt.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: What is it? Does it look?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: How does it feel?
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: How it looks looks like fucking flax, looks like a burlap.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Sack that thing apart and sprinkle it on some fucking
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Greek yogurt. What is that shirt made of a fucking basket?
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Are you bringing sardines home from the most.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Normal shirt of all one of the guys sut I
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: would not even look twice. I wouldn't be like, what
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: the fuck is that fucking bullshit shirt? I'm gonna sprinkle
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: that on my on my fucking Greek yogurt. That looks
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: like it would be a great topping on my grain bowl.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I don't put flax on top of my grain bowl.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: That is savory meal, Greek yogurt, nasty, slightly sweet.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I'm a big Greek yogurt guy these days, are you?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Flip Gibani Chibani flips?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Oh those are good the flip.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Not enough yogurt, though, I'll be the first to say it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know that you are the first to make that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: If you're lucky, you get three three scoops of yogurt
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: three bites.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's a scoop.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Are you telling me it's more flip? It's more flip
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: than it. I mean, it's all flip. It's almost even.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: It's almost just as much flip as it is.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Would you almost say, hey, why don't you have some
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Greek yogurt with that topping?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: You'd make that joke? Yeah, I would.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: When did they remember they used to have the fucking
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: oreo with those a flip?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, those were great.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Those were at my house right now. Desert that's not it.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that is not a health food.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: When you're a child, if you go hard enough on
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: the playground, you could eat stuff like that and it
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: was food. That's my thought.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: You had to earn it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You look at children. I was with my niece and
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: nephew all weekend and they're eating a lot of carbs,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: probably a lot of a lot of pasta.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: They listened to Huberman Labs.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these kids, you know that's going to slow them
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: down in the long run.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I think it's probably the reason they end up having
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: to take naps in the afternoon.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Well, they need to reset their microbiome.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, transplants.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: They need to have a fecal transplant from a skinny adult.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: What you really got to do is get them on
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: new tropics. Neotropics asap. Alpha brain ash exactly cures. If
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: my kids aren't on lines made by the time they're three,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I've made a mistake. Yeah, call child Protective Services.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: If they're not forging their own lives in their commune
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: that they're living in, they've made a massive mistake. They
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: sell calming gummies in the airport. Now, yes, have you
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: seen there's like multiple brands. They're as cheap as eight
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: dollars and as expensive as forty dollars.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally just alf the Indian. No, there's my
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: main I'm begging you to come up with your own stack.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: There's lines made in some of them. Some of these
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: stacks are pretty pretty, evense stacks.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Big Nootropics is trying to fuck us out of the
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: idea that we can't just come up with our own
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: stacks or a significantly cheaper price.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: You're looking at me and I have not a clue
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: what you're talking about. You don't stack. What is stacking.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Sacking is like like Alpha Brain and all of these
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: like brands. It's just a stack of different nootropics that
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: you can buy yourself and create it. It's the same
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: thing with pre workout how people are like, oh, you're
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: spending all this money on pre workout where you can
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: just go buy the individual ingredients yourself.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: And people are doing that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not, no, but that's what it is.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Like multivitamins, when you just have you can.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Just take the individual vitamins for cheaper and buy then
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: bigger quantities.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that that the whole point of taking the
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: multi vitamin is that I don't have to do choke
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: down a mouthful vitamin. I remember one time in college
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I was watching I was sitting with the hockey kids,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: and they all took tons of vitamins and they would
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: they would try to take them in one mouthful. Yeah,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: and they'd have two fish oil pills a multi vitamin.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Burp after that is yeah, but the oregano oil mixed
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: with the fish pill.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I don't take fish oil, but I could. I've always
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: been able to take pills easily. You could, Yeah, well,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I don't. I know some people are like to find it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: But I used to take adderall just dry.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: When I was doing you know, I looked at you
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and I thought, there's no way this dude can take
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: all too.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Have you ever met was like, I can't do it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just too big of a pill for me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Well, most people I meet are like that. Yeah, They're like, yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. I simply can't.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Take it with like yogurt. They gotta take it with
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: a flip.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they to chop it up and fucking snort.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: It in a ball of peanut. But it like, I'm
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: a laboratator tever.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Have you ever cut open on a fish oil just
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: to see what it smells like?
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: No, but I had loose fish oil. I had uncapped
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: fish oil that I would pour. That's disgusting. Just drink it,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: it's mainlining. I don't want my stomach I have to
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: break anything down. I want it to straight my veins. Yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I heard where there's the fish oil come from out,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: But we're in the fish their skin, it's in their skin.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: So who's talking about these fucking like they discovered some
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: ancient remedies that people took, and part of it was
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: fish oil, but also part of it was like human oil.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know I could. I don't take human oil,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: but I could.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see you sucking down a human oil.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody says I can't, you can't take human oil, but
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I probably could.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: When I go fishing, I'll just take a big lick
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: of the trout and throw it back. That's my fish
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: oil from the day.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Just take a bite out of the trout and fund
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: of flesh.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: If we were to the three of us were to
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: be on on let's say, auction at like one of
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: those tuna markets, and someone was buying us to eat,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: who would fetch the highest price from a food perspective,
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: me easily, you think, yeah, younger.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like to people, it's like, do you want
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: a filet mignon a lean cut or do you want
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a fatty cut?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think you want me.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking yeah tough.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I'm game.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be game. It's a lean cut. I mean,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a fatty cut of ribb.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: You're marble, You're very marble.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're like, I'm so fatty. I want those fatty
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: cuts that you actually got to remove some of the
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: fat even though you like the fat.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: This next lot not exerted more than fourteen calories of
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: energy over the last year.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Like an olive fed veal, but it's red bull instead
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: of fucking olives.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: You're a prize goose for Christmas? Yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had the like strips of olive fed
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: meat where you like taste the olive inside of them?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Big? So, Yeah, it's amazing. Olive loaf? What's that?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Olive loaf? Is pimentoed meat where they put the olives
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: into they like inserted into cured meat. But then the
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: olive fed is fucking amazing, but also has to be
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: one of the most cruel things that.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: It's Okay, are you fucking out of your mind? My
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: dad's texting me. I checked to see what he said.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I was listening around.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Is he going to the Bucks game tomorrow?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Me and him should run linkame?
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you should. I guess he's pissed in me.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Why Why?
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to get a business manager and they're like,
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: we'll just do it for you.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, they don't.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: They don't believe in any of this, Like you want
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: a third manager? I need money I need. I'm going
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: to get a bookkeeper. I'm going to go to jail.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: My taxes are still not paid and I do not
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: have an extension. A business manager royally, Fuck.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: You're going to pay a late fee. Everybody ends up
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: a lot of people do this. I told you to
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: get the bookkeeper. The bookkeepers the right thing.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: This is like similar to that I had met with
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: the person this morning.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Will this person book your flights for you? No?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: What are they gonna do?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Are you just talking about an accountant.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: They're gonna do my taxes, They're going to keep track
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: of all of my spending. They're gonna invest set up.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: There's definitely an app for that.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know. There isn't. I'm gonna do it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I actually think I know the right person to do
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: all this. You know who it is? Your dad?
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: He definitely could and would be. My dad doesn't know
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: how to do his own taxes. Yes he does. No,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: he doesn't. How doesn't he? Dude? I call my dad
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: asking for asking questions and he doesn't. He files w too.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: He does not know anything about ten ninety nines. My
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: mom's like, I'll just do it. She's like, I know
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: how to do it, and I'm like, no, you don't,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: because you're setting me up with the guy that you
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: use and he doesn't even know how to do it.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Sas called me in a panic last week and he
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, what are you owe in taxes?
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It's like all of my money.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I've never seen anything like this. It's
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: just like I can't believe how much I have.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: And then it turned out it was all wrong.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, it's too high, dude.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I told you, he doesn't know. All of my earnings
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: were wrong. Oh he didn't have thirteen of my ten
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: ninety nines.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: But you also have uncast checks just sitting in a
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: stack on your.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: No, they're all cast. All my checks are cashed.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I told Sas I expected to pay a certain amount,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: and then I actually found out this week what it is,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: and it was less than half of or it's about
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: half of what I quoted him, and I was so excited,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: and I messaged my accountant and thanked him.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm getting a new guy.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Mine's like twice as much as I expected to pay.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, brutal. My mom is like she's like, well, Taylor
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Swift's mom does her taxes, and I was like, okay,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: well I'm not Taylor Swift and you're not Taylor Swift. Mom. Also,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want to beat my mom's like legitimately saying
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: that she wants to be on business manager. I don't
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: want to call my mom and be like, PM.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: No, you shouldn't do this.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I don't want to call my mom and be like,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: why didn't I get my check from the Connecticut Funny
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Bone yet? Why are you not on this history? That's
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: the relationship me and my mother.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Want, dude. History is littered littered with cautionary tales, the
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: artists that went into business with their family members being
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: their business managers or their managers. Look at the Jackson five,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: then the Jackson five get fucked by.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: The dirty business to get in bed with your dad,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: that's what you're saying.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Dane Cook's brother they don't speak anymore because his brother
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: stole all of his money exactly. And my mom's like, well,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't steal from you, and it's like I don't.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: That's not the problem.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: She says that. Now she'll say this, once you started
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: seeing those check, she'll say this to herself.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: She'll say but one of these aside for myself.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gonna say I've done a lot of work
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: and I deserve a little treat.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Just payback for your schooling, your private schooling.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and go to private I went to private
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: school for a year.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: That year to her is worth of interest, A little skim.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a taste, just like you licking the fish.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It's just as that she's taken. And it's not like
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you'll know. Your dumbass is gonna have any idea.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: These texts that they're sending me are out of control.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Damn, dude, I'm sorry you're going through this.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: What do they say?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Uh, there is a reason that young people have a
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: parent be their business manager. It's because the only person.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: It's because it's the only person that can trust. And
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: that's one hundred percent true. And then my dad's just
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: sending me paragraphs and I just replied with blowing money
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: fast by Rick Ross to your dad?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: What did he say to that?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: He didn't even acknowledge it.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Why do you meaning your parents?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Because dude, they don't They don't know what they're talking about.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: They just make things up, They make ship up.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I can't believe this conversation is happening.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: This is this is the this is the reason that
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I'm in. This is because they were like, no, you
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: don't want to put all your eggs in one basket.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: You use our accountant. We trust him, He's done our
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: taxes for years. And then I use their account and
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if this guy is gonna
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: know to the extent of like what I have to do.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, no, he knows everything. Look where
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: we are now, I'm going to jail. So it's funny, Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: what can you do? I was in tears laughing when
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: my mom was suggesting that she can be my business manager. Well,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: why can't she?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: She just wants to connect with you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Want everyone is stealing money from me.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I'm in I'm in your parents camp. No ad another
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: thief you want to You were like, hey, we only
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: have two foxes in the henhouse right now, why not
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: we have room for another fox We actually have room
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: for eight more foxes if it's all at ten percent.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: It is funny when you get on the call with
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: these guys and they just list off all their big
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: clients and you're like, it doesn't matter. They're like Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: We work with Jamie Fox a little bit here and there,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: and it's like, oh great, I'm sure our finances look
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: exactly the same.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: They work with him early when he was on Roast
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, when he's roasting Doug Williams.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Heard Tom Brady's doing a roast that's right on Netflix.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike Lawrence saw that. You follow Mike Lawrence.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very familiar. That's the bro. Are you friends with him? Yeah,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: he's pretty well respected in the comedy world for his
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: writing abilities.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: They wrote together on the Battle Wrap Show.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Oh really, he's the one that brought me to all
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the roast battles.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people really like him.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: He's a great writer. He's an incredible He's a machine.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I think people say that he went on the road
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: with Pete Davidson a bunch for his last special, So.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a machine.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her Schultz is doing it. I heard. I think
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Tom he's.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Doing doing the roast. Yeah. Wow, that's I'm surprised.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: They didn't ask me.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: They should. I it's more like, uh, I don't think
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady's gonna be able to control anything that Andrew.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Schultz says, and they are.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I whereas I think if he had like Kevin Hart
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: or oh yeah, someone like that.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: But I bet, like, what are they going to say
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: that he has boogle flat removal surgery?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: No, they're probably gonna talk about his kids kissing his kids?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah that that?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Oh that plays.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: They're probably gonna talk about his kid's big ass cock.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Howitzer is the term that we use around here.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what Dave got in trouble for?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so early on. Now his kid is an adult
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: with a big cock, and it plays, Yeah, it plays
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: when you call grown man big cock?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Is he a grown man?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: I think he's probably what like fifteen?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: It's grown in some cultures.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Jewish, If he's Jewish, he's grown.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: L Bunching, she's almost assuredly a Nazi who fled to Brazil,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: or at least of that lineage Brazilian.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: That's where she's from, right.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: And her name is Bunchin. Yeah, she's got to be
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: a Nazi that.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: You guys watched the draft NFL. Of course, did you
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: repost your vid? No, you've pinned it though I didn't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: pin him. My manager pinned it and should have reposted.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: My business manager pinned it, Yeah, because that would be
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: good for our bottom line.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I told him post it, and he wouldn't do it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: He said it was a good idea.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: And then everyone was telling me to repost it, and
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: it was like, dude, I post on Instagram so little.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: It's like my like one of my last posts.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Would be brutal to get like one hundred thousand uh
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: likes and like twelve thousand followers.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: That I have respect the art. I know this is
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I know this is a foreign concept these days. I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: respect the art too much to be reposting.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Brother, you don't respect the.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Game, then I respect the game. No, you don't.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: You respect the art but not the game.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I respect the game so much that fifty percent of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: my money is going straight to the game.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: You're paying your dues, you're kicking up to the mob.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: I'm always trying to expand my crew. If anyone wants
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: a percentage, you got to give me a five minute pitch.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Francis should definitely have a percentage of this.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is just give me a pitch.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: There's a promo wing of the Little Sas brand. Yeah,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: every time that we go on this podcast, or we
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: should at least charge you the same rate that we're
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: charging advertisers whenever you give dates exactly.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm dude, I'm right there with you. I know exactly
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: what you're saying.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I watched the draft though. What do you think about
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: the Patriots getting Drake may love it? Did you see
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: that clip of the quarterbacks that he follows on Instagram?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: All white quarterbacks, Every white quarterback and not a single play.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we need. That's what we need in
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: New England. There's no beating around the bush. We need
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: a white quarterback.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say, uh, I can't. I hope Caleb
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Williams sucks. That text the punter, Oh, we're not gonna
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: be punny, one of the one of the cringiest texts.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: No, he texted the So the Bears drafted a punter
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: not that far after they drafted Caleb Williams, and Williams
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: texted the punter and said, we're not going to be
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: needing you to punt too much this year.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: And then they not only did he text that, but
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: then they put it out to the media.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny too, because he was probably joking.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: It doesn't really seem like it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Kind of like a Russell Wilson type text.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't fucking worry about it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: We got you.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Rest that foot, but don't even stretch before this game.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be throwing fucking bombs.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm probably gonna have a touchdown on every drive
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: you throw.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm thinking about throwing a hundred touchdowns this year.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: He'll start this year.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. They need him to save. They think
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: they're gonna win the Super Bowl this year. Huhm. Which
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: they have an insanely good offense. Just their quarterbacks sucks.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Did you take my jewel?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing this with you.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: It was right here, and now it's not, and now
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: it seems to have disappeared.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing this game with you again.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Stand up. That's the funniest move when someone's like.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Stand up, I can't find the remote. Stand up all
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: of you guys to stand up.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I'd like to get good enough at magic that I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: could take it and then put it in his pocket somehow.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Like behind his year that happened.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be awesome.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Pull it out from behind his ear.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Golly Baltimore is a cool city.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you do down there there?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Boy, I'll tell you that place is uh stunning. It's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: a city. It's a city on a harbor with great
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: boats and ship floating around sailboat races. There are brownstone
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: homes and tree lined streets and cobblestone streets and it
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: just feels very port And.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: This the first time anyone's ever described Baltimore like this.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe. I mean, we were in this place called Fell's Point,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: that's where the club is.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: That's a beautiful that's a beautiful area.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: It was unbelievable. The restaurants are awesome.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It's just like a strip of like tons of bars
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: and restaurants.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt to me like a city where if
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: they could figure out their crime, it would explode in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: popularity with young people. Yes.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Too bad that the American downtown is dead and they
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: will never figure out the crime, I guess.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking about getting a place out in Timmoniumium
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: setting up shop out there. Gooby's is.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: The They told me that the bridge collapse in Baltimore
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: because the pieces of the bridge fell into the water
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: and are spiky, and they make it so that boats
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: cannot big boats can't come into the harbor. So it's
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: costing the city of Baltimore one million dollars a day.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, which in New York are like, wouldn't
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: you know who cares. We'll get guys on that when
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: we can. But there, that's a big deal.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: That's everything.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: That that's pretty much everything.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: How many days has it been? Has it been one
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: hundred days yet?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: It's been a long time.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I don't they need a lamar to fucking step in
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: donate some money.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah they will, yeah, Dan. Also, it was something that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: you can joke about the bridge. Yeah, they didn't seem
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: too bothered.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Because it was only what four migrants that died?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Was it didn't I didn't know their status.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: They're migrants working on the bridge.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Remember when the it was like such a relief to people.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: People were like, oh, thank god, only four migrantes.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Remember when the Capitol was stormed and people were like,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: you can't joke about that someone died And I was like, yeah,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: it was one of the people that stormed the capitol.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Who gives a ship?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: I did look this up. Actually there were multiple people
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: that died. The woman dyed, the woman was shot, the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: guy had a heart attack. A guy had a.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Stroke wile storm at the capitol.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: It was it was exciting, dude. They had the oh
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: my god, depone eating some people were not considering the
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: sort of barriers that they had to throw a leg over,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: and some of the.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: There's not a ramp having a heart attack while storming
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: the capital. The capital.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then one of the one of the police
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: officers died.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: But they said that his rest in peace to him.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: His were not directly related, but but that it all
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: like contributed to him dying. But and then another police
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: officer killed himself. There were actually there were two suicides
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: of Capitol police officers there that day who later killed themselves.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Really why.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Look, I didn't read their notes because they had one job.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: My guess is that it's probably similar to what happened
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: where the guys that dropped the bombs in Hiroshima, Nagasaki
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: killed themselves. A lot of them did. They were personally
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: responsible for a disaster to some degree.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Or maybe they were like, we had to keep our
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: brothers out.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: That feels like a big difference though.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I just it's what came to my mind.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that one It's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: another historical fact that probably people don't know that much.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: No, I get what you're saying, but I feel like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'd probably be a little more bummed
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: out if I was one of the guys that dropped
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: the bomb that killed like half a million people in Japan,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: rather than being the guy that let like some fat
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: old dude walk over the gate to the Capitol, take
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: a shit.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: On Nancy, smoke weed and fucking yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: So then go on to have a stroke while sitting
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: in the in the.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Guy wearing a head dress. You might see it like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: a Detroit Lions game barreling into the podium.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Is that Detroit Don Congress? Detroit Don is at the
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: podium of Congress right now.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: What if they.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Arrested Detroit You don't know who Detroit donn is. He's
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: the guy from that that you ever watched that big
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Cat video? Yea looking Detroit Don. He was probably at
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the draft.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Oh absolutely.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: They said it was the biggest crowd ever out of draft.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like two hundred and fifty thousand people
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: in total.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I think it was like close to eight hundred thousand
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: over the three days.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Detroit's another city that's poised for a massive bounce back.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that one. Why I can't say
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Baltimore because I've never been to actual downtown Baltimore, just Timonium.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Just the beautiful city of I think Detroit's growing.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Detroit when I went, was like, yeah, this is exactly
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: how I imagine.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it's good, really good dining scene. Their
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: airport can ferry you to Japan directly, Yeah, direct from
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Detroit to Tokyo Airport Detroit first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: It's it's a huge airport. Good, good location in the
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: country to get around, and then decent climate and gray,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: pretty stuff to look at.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Good house music, home of motown, home of motown, home
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: of manufacturing. Is still some great manufacturing.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Jobs up there exactly.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: And Jared Goff, Yeah, yeah, I'm not home of Jared Goff.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Obviously, he's rich sports history, Red Wings.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Sports history, Gerald Ford, m.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Henry Ford.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: That's right, doctor Dre No, No he's not. You're thinking
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: of eminem.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Compton, thinking of Compton, California.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Compton. Compton ain't no city quite.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Like did you did you know that? Yeah?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: You know that book, very musical episode.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Baltimore fought in the uh they were They wanted to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: fight for the South even though they were north of
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: d C. Really, what Abraham Lincoln was on his way
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: to d C. They tried to like they tried to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: kill him in Baltimore.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: He didn't dress up like.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: A woman, and like I didn't know that. There's a
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: book called the Secret Plot to Kill Abraham Lincoln.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: This is a good fact.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I want to say Detroit is like the least diverse
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: city in America.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: That can't be.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Why do you want to say that?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not true. I would have said it was number two?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Is Detroit?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: What? Yeah, no way, dude, I've told you this before.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: In what way?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: In which direction?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: A lot of black folks in there? Oh, it's not
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: many white people.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Oh are you kind of you don't know the definition
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: of diverse. You thought it was only for Why.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: You just said it's the least diverse.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, most diverse, that's my main see, and I fucked up.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I meant it was one of the most diverse or no, no,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: least diverse, least diverse. Yeah, what are you saying right now?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Where are we with the truth?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Detroit eighty black, fifteen percent white. It's the second least
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: diverse racially diverse city in the United States Number one
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: El Paso white, three point seven percent Black, one point
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: seven percent Asian.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: For Detroit, then, I think your point stands, but not
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: for the reasons I thought. Because I was there and
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I thought this is a very diverse place.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was all black people.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Because I'm white. Yes, yes, for you, But hold on
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: a second. I felt accepted, and I would say it, okay.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I would say that the alteration, the integration in Detroit
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: is is better than other places I've been. Yeah, that
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: black people and white people are hanging out interspersed.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Bob. Yeah, of course I'd have to get another source
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: on this though, just to make sure I'm correct.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Single source. I mean, you've never looked for multiple sources before.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I know, and I'm and people get mad at me
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: and they say, I'm confidently wrong. Look, I'm confidently right. Confident.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: You guys are all confidently dumb. I think that's the truth.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Got theirs is just say where you got to say
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: what the sources, and you're you're absolved.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: That source was US News. That source was US News News.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: And yeah, they're pretty good. I think they do the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: college rankings.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Well, they say that Detroit is the second least diverse
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: city in America.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Maine is the least diverse state in America. All black,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: that's right.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Like the New Zealand rugby team got similar.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: It was excommunicated white for Maine. Just a man not
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: to be trifled with.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: And where do they send you if you're too white
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: for Maine? Switzerland, West Virginia, Iceland?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, either of those places.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I tell you. You say, like up to Canada. But
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: how is pretty diverse?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Is that? So?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Halifax was the last stop on the underground railroad.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: You don't say you wouldn't have thought you'd need to
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: be underground, but there you just thought you could come
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: above that once.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: You got to Halifax, or even just Maine.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Nova Scotia is a separate It's completely non contiguous to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: its own time zone. It's yeah, isn't it? Isn't it
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: an island basically unto itself? Or is it connected?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I know Newfoundland is an island, That's.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: What I'm thinking of it. And Labrador is in Newfoundland?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: I think? And then Prince Edward Island is its own
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: thing too.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I'd love to go to Newfoundland. It's pretty, it's pretty
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: farther right fishing, though a lot further than I expected.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Similar to Argentina.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Argentina is tough to get to. I looked at the
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: flights down there. That ship's fucking nuts Argentina.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I expected it to be like
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: a five hour flight.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't expect it to be as bad as it was.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: It's like a full day.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: It's it's two bad flights.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, twelve hours each.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Really tough.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they say that there's that no one speaks a
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: lick at English down there.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not surprised.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: The dude on TikTok was like, they speak fast Spanish
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: for you, they'll whip out that fast Spanish. I couldn't
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: believe it.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Fast Spanish is tough.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I need to go somewhere where they're gonna speak some
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: fucking English, exactly where they're gonna be catering to us
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: fucking Americans. Yeah, down there, all they have is German
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: and fucking Spanish and maybe some Portuguese. Probably just German's.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Beautiful trout out there though, patty, beautiful jackets.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Beautiful yeah, beautiful trout. That is where you go.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: To get the trout?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Should we go down there.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Down there, it's so expensive.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, get your taxes sorted.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad and get your daddy on this.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: We'll carve out some extra ginch Once my papa takes
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: care of my taxes, then I'll i'll know more when
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I'm capable of spending.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: You can go down there. Just book a fucking just
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: go back to uh Timonium.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Rack it Upium all day in was sold out.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go to that club? I'm going I did
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: right the port. Yeah, yeah, it's good.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard really good, great things, really good absolute slaughterhouse.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Do you have any crab? While you were down there
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: in Baltimore.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: I went to a place that was right around the
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: corner called Thames Street Oyster House, and it's one of
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: the finest restaurants I've been to in America. I have
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: been to in a lot of these cities that I've
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: been on tour at, I've tried to find a restaurant
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: that's really worth going to, and I've been to some
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: of the best.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: You need to start keeping track.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Mabel Gray in Detroit is you should start a travel blog.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Is as good as it gets. And then I went
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: to one in Nashville. That blew my fucking socks off.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: But I can't remember what it was called. I'll look
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: it up. Was it Uh, it was out to East Nashville,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: and it had it had upstairs. It's like tasting menu places,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: but then you ate downstairs. It was a little more casual,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: and I hated the casual placement. Unbelievable.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, five, they have some of the best donuts
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: in Nashville. That's true, great donuts. You've got to get
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: down there.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Beautiful donuts in Nashville.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you probably have to wait till October, till beach
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: season's over.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Nashville is hot as balls.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: We gotta get down to fucking Nashville. Patagonia we need.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of traveling to do. Newfoundland. We
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: have a lot of places to hit.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to a big blowout and big blowout this
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: weekend with the fellas about this wyoming trip. We suggested
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: a uh, perhaps just getting an airbnb. Our leader did
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: not take that.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Well, Bo's pissed.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why he likes hotel.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Our fearless leader was not happy about that. He said,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: sugar fat ass off because he wants to camp oh,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: I see, And he said, what about a glads extremely
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: frustrating for me? And I said, it's extremely frustrating for
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: me too.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I need running water, and not the kind of finding
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: streams exactly. I need a bidet and some dude wipes.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: He tried, he tried to tell us that we have
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: to get lifes draws. I don't know if you're familiar
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: with a life straw, because I was like, we gotta
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: get water filters to drink water, so we don't have
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: to bring fucking gallons of water. And he said, get
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: a life straw and I looked it up. It's literally
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: for children in Africa, so that they can put a
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: straw like into a puddle and get clean water out
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: of it. That's insane. You put it directly into the source,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: that's a good. Yeah. So I got reach to Mama thirsty,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over to the river and just take
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: a big gulp of the river. That's fucking insane.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Well can't you just fill up your bottle at the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: river and then put a life straw in that?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I suppose you could do that. Yeah, or you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: could just get a water bottle with a water filter.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Isn't a life straw, just like a filter.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Basically, it's a straw for you put it directly to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: the source.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: You just don't like it because African children are using it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: If you're drinking filtered water from a mountain stream, are
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: you sure you're getting it to the point where it's okay.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: You're running and stuff like that. I think running water
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: already is pretty clean. Like moving water, it has to
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: be fast enough, though, moving fast, yeah, where if you
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: put your mouth into it, you you get your cheeks
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: blown back.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Alone, Yes, exactly, you're back blown out.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: So moving water is already pretty fast. And then these
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: water filters they supposedly they removed like ninety nine point
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: nine percent of the contaminated parts. But you know, you
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: always wonder about that point one percent, you do, and
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: what is going on with that?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Diarrhea, imagine you having diarrhea in the in the wilderness
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: of Bozeman.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be diarrhea city out there.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Eating trout for every meal.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to fucking You're you're gonna have to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: bring a bow. Yeah, and not the kind that you're
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: friends with. Yeah, you're gonna need to shoot a fucking elk. Yeah,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: just so you guys can subside for five days.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was biking across the Manhattan Bridge today. Did
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: you take the bike in today?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Of course? Did you see the ship?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: That is exactly what I'm bringing up right now.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Like someone took horse across What the fuck was that?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: And there were two huge piles of horseshit?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: Was it?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Horseeshit?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: I cannot have been human human. They must have had
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: a diet of Hey, if they're fucking shitting like that, Oh,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: it was a perfect horse pellets. It was so much
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: the Philadelphia and me wanted to take a bike. It
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking incredible.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: This is the bike path on the Manhattan Bridge. There's
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: no world where you could ever take a horse across this.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Someone must be at the late hours of the evening,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: three am.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: A fucking a late night horse ride.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think New York ever shuts down enough that
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: you could fucking sneak a force onto this bridge.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking Paul Revere's riding across the Manhattan with all the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: fucking bikes and the delivery drivers on their mopets. Because
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of times you'll see like a chicken wing
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: order that's coming into Brooklyn, that like exploded on the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: way and there's chicken wings all over the place. It's
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: a crime scene. It's sad, and I thought this, that's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: what this was at first. But it was the most
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: perfect turds that had to have been from at least
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: a sheep.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Or some type of I totally think if it was
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: a dog, and I don't think it was dog.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Because goats actually have perfect shiny pebbles like pellets. It
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: has to have been.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: A horse, but horses drop stacks.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: This was a stack. This was big piles and it
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: was two different places.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: It must have been a.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Mule, some sort of yeah, ungula.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I heard the mule population is increasing in the York.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drug mule around, drug mule from fucking Venezuela. Yeah,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: I get. I was fucking perplexed at what that. That
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: was baffled, and I know, and honestly it was going
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: to go completely unmentioned because I have knowe to share
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: this with.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: How you do.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I want to find I want to maybe like take
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: a little a sample of it. Didn't take it to
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: a fucking biolab and be like what she said this
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: come from? Have someone cut it up or like get
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: the cops to give us the footage.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Do you think they got cameras out there?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: They have a bridge for the jumpers?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: True do that?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you might be right about that, so.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: That they can arrest them if they live.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: I always, I always sometimes sometimes I'll stop. Look, we're
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: gonna not put cuffs on you because bones are sticking out.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Of your shoulders, but you are detained.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: I always think. I always look over the edge, and
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: I say to myself, I think that if I went
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: in with the right form, I'd be fine.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Or if you like, throw something to said that to
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: me in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Bridge. He
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: was being dead. Seriously, I think I could jump off
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: of that and land safely. I think if you just
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: really were focused, you could do it. I'm sure the
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: guys that jump are very focused.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: No, they're they're not. They're not thinking. If anything, I
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: would guess if you were committing suicide off the Golden
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Gate Bridge, you would probably look. You turn your back
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: to the ground if you if you could, and just
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: look up so that you wouldn't have to see the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: impact coming.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that relaxed. I think it's more
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: just sheer panic. And going by, I shouldn't have done that.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: You just jump and but but yeah, they're falling, they're
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: falling mistake, They're not falling gracefully. They're following.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: You know in every one of those, all of Kimbo,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: they don't they don't jump, they just fall, which I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: think I would definitely be more of a jumper. I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: want to get some height.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: There's a guy, how do you know that you don't
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: know that? Yeah?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Why do you say that they just fall? They don't.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: They have to jump out over the.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: They put their arms out like this and then they
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: just lean forward.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: And yeah, did you know there's or I heard a
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: story of one guy who jumped and lived every story.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: He was saved by a manatee or something.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, anybody, he has the record. He is like the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: record for highest Like.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, there we go. That's yeah.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: And this guy like came up.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: That guy's an inspirational speaker. Now, yes, he wanted to
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: get him on oops. Really back when we conceit of
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: the podcast was big mistakes in life right right right,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: that you've learned from?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all those guys turn into motivational speakers.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Do you think that? Yeah, they probably do it just
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: so they're like, well.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: I mean there was thought about gone Rowell's fails, I'll
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: jump off a bridge, try to live and have that career.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: That's your backup plan. Yeah, instead of like the Marines.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: I too had no hope.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: It's just like I think that I really do think
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: that if you could go in feet first in the
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: right way. Uh, it's there's a pretty good likelihood.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: I think if you throw something down and you break
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: the water first.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, you can see the surface tension. Yeah, you can
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: see the rest.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: About the surface.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: That seems to be the most popular take.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: Well, there's certainly perhaps. Yeah, maybe my legs would break.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: They say that falling at that speed, the water is
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: akin to pavement concrete. Yes, but if I really pointed
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: my toes.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: If lou Gainis did it, I would be.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: More worried about rupturing my ear drums because that has
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: happened to me from a far less height.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: But have you broken the water tension before and have
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: you been fully focused?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: That's what throwing the rocks is for. Yeah, so that
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: I thought it was so that they could see when
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: the water was coming, so they would stop flipping.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's I believe it's to break the water tension really,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: so that instead of turning into solid concrete, it turns
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: into more of a mushy you know, freshly.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: It does make a lot of sense. I used to
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: think it was for the trajectory. It's like, okay, I'll
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: follow the trajectory of the rock.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I truly have no idea.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: When has that ever held you back?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. I don't know why you guys
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: are suddenly taking my word like I thought we were
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: all on the same page that it was to.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Bridges podcasting here, bro, we're just talking shit.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Since when is the truth of anything, of something we're
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: striving for here?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: It's what I'm always driving for, the truth true social
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: brother social follow Trump twenty twenty eight.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: He'll run it back. Who's he running with? What does
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: he announce?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: I think he's going to go with that? Uh, the guy,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: that hill Billy elogy guy.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Isn't Pence? Right? No, After that whole argument they had
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: with the Capitol, wasn't he trying to kill him?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Pence just said that he doesn't. He's not endorsing Trump.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously he was trying to Trump was literally trying
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: to murder him. Wasn't he wasn't that what went down
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: with the Capitol.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: They were the people who were storming were.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: They were trying to storage just trying to hang Pence.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: They're trying to hang with Pence. You're getting it wrong.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Imagining the vice president. And then you just find out
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: that there's a group of people coming to your office
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: to hang you. He's like, this is not what I
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: signed up for.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Well, luckily we'll have well, surely we have enough guards.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now they all found themselves.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Five is the number?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Five, what like outside my door now guarding the
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: whole building.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: And there's one who's just like running pump fakes.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Remember that that guy was like was he on the
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: cover of Time or something like that? Because they were
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: like he distracted them. He had them follow him instead
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: of going the let.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Them the wrong way. Yeah yeah, yeah. What was that?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Guys named Eric Nathan? Remember when Nate was a Capitol guard,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Remember when he didn't show up on January sixth because
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: he was fucking guarding the Capitol, protecting all of the Senate.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know this. What is this?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Eric Nathan, our coworker used to be armed guard at
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: the Capitol.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding with that. I am okay. I wouldn't
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: have thought that was his past job.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: It's just complete nonsensical psychobabble.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: It is pretty funny though, just the thought of it.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: That was a great day at the office.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: It was your first time being funny at Barshall's warts. Yeah,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: you're also the first person I joke about it. Yeah,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: everyone was clutching.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people were mad at me because that's when people
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: thought it was going to be like nine to eleven.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: They thought it was like the capital was going to
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: a random way to start falling.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Mhm, the Capitol has fallen. Yeah, but then they pictures
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: of an old lady walking through.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like peacefully.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's pictures of an old lady with an oozy
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: mowing down capital guards peacefully.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: They still can't get over that someone had a heart
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: attack and another guy had a stroke while storming. That
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: must have been like they must have been having so
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: much fun.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: The guys who climbed the wall. There was like multiple
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: guys climbing the wall when there's like a stair yeah,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: stairway next to it.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: There's they're painting a pretty hefty price now though.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're all like in jail for like domestic terrorism. Yeah,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: like what Yeah, because it is the funniest part that
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: they all went home. They all went to like go
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: on a plane to go home, and they were like,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: you were just in the capitol an hour ago.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: And there's so many journalists whose whole job is like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: identifying everyone in every screenshot. Yeah, years later, they're like,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: this man with a alligator like face mask is still missing. Yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: he's still unidentified. Jack Mack, if you have any you
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: have any idea who this guy is?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you dare say that, Bro, Jack Mack's taking a
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: great path of Jack Mac could start selling a course
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: and make millions of dollars about TikTok. If Jack Mac
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: moved to like Dubai and started just talking nonsense, he'd
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: be a millionaire because he's already got the following. Like
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: he's already got like his cult of people that like
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: love him.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: He could also do a podcast with like six women.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and just demolish them. You're a whore.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: You're a whore.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: What do you bring to the table that's different?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: The Nuclear family is crumpling and it's all because of you.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, only whore. I was sipping Johnny Walker Blue Label
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: in the war room with Jack Mac. Have you seen
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: that guy?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Who do you have right now?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: That you could call? And I study dollars? I studied
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Jack Mac. I know he likes pink Whitney. What am
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: I doing next day? Sink it pick sip and pink
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: Whitney in the war room with Jack Mac, just us
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: chopping it up. That guy's the best.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: It's he's the same guy who's like, who do you
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: know that you could get?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's my net worth? Trillion dollars? How much
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: money's do I actually have? It's irrelevant. I know I
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: could get a wire from this guy billion dollars right there.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: That's how he decided his networth was how much money
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: he could get loaned from his friends.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I could call six different people right
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: now and they would wire me a million dollars because
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: they know I'm good for it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite ones. It's not that guy's a
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: different guy. The guy that's like, uh, he's like I
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: got He's like, I got a couple different groups of friends.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: I got six PM friends and I got two AM
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: friends six PM friends. Guy you call maybe at six pm,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: you say, hey, how is your day, and then I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: got my two AM friends, cocaine friends exactly exactly. He's like, guy, guy,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: you call it two am. You hear him putting on
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: his belts, putting his gun in his holster, going where's
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: the body where we bury in the bottom. It's like,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: so you're you're friends with serial killers? Like, what is that?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: What is that reference?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Guys who have a gun in their holster? Yeah're fucking
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: talking to me about a business idea. Yeah, as they
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: rip a fat line off of their glock gun.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this new Indian bro, new Indian bro drop. Yeah,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: and he's he's selling a course on how to how
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: to pick up girls? And he always see the guy
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: who's like, I was in the club, I'm making out
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: with three different chicks the same night. No, that's just
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: a normal people. Dudes are following me around going how
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: are you making out with all these chicks? I'm going,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: that's just a there's a regular night for me.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: He did say three either, he was like twelve. Yeah,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: heybody said twenty girls. He's like, I'm making out with
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: twenty girls at night.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: I like how that's his like scale though, was like,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: how many girls he's making out with thirteen. He's not
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: fucking them, he's just making out with them.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I slow danced with twelve girls.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm grinding. I'm grinding with eight different girls
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: the same noime, my dick pressed up against their ass,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: hard usher playing in the background. That's just a normal
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that was crazy until I started noticing.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I have a crew of dudes following.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: They're like, how did you get so hard while you're
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: pressing your dick into her ass?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I'm starting to develop a callous against my zipper
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: of my jeans because I'm constantly pressed against ass in
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: the club. I'd love to go to like one of
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: those clubs and see what it's like.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: I wonder who the like the course attendees, where do
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: they skew twelve years old?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: No, That's the weird thing is that you imagine it.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: You always think it's going to be these like thirteen
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: year old You're like, oh, Andrew Tate, like, no one's
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: actually paying attention to this dude except for like thirteen
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: year olds, And then they show the course and it's
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: like own men, It's like it's like adults.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Is Jeff Bass taking this?
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Being like, well, I got to learn I'm making out
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: with one girl maybe every couple of months, so I
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: got to up my numbers.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I only made out with three girls in the
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: club last night. I could have been at twenty girls
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: in the club that I made out.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: With follow my simple steps. We were talking about ty
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: Lopez at the stand the other night. Who's that number?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: Ty Lopez? He was like the original dude, Oh, the
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: game guy. No, he was the guy with the with
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: the books. Yeah, you're he was the books guy and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: his ad would play on YouTube before videos. He's like
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: one of the original guys. Where he'd be in his garage.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: He's like, here, I am in my garage. What you're
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: noticing is probably my Lamborghinis and my Ferraris. Well you're
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: probably not paying attention to is my massive collection of books.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: Knowledge is everything. Knowledge is how I got these Ferraris
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: and these Lamborghinis.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: If you keep your books in your garage, you are
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: not using them. No, No, keep your books with your
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: power tools. You are not reading them. Yeah, there's zero
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: percent chance you're using either of them.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what legends? Legends?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: We need to get Jack. We need to get a
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: course from Jack. Macapps and we need him. We need
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: to have him have a show with the interns. That
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: got gas hires this summer.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh we got a new crop.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: There's always a new crops. Is always looking out, jackrocking
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: gas hand select. Yeah, that's like the war room for
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: like the NFL draft. You're sitting by your phone with
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: your family, waiting to get the call from Jack mac.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: This is Jack ready to suit up. You're you're coming
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: to New York. You're coming to right now.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been scouting you a lot, man, a lot
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: of hard work went into this. Then like the pit
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: comes in and they like everyone applause. Yeah, yeah, they're
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: all shaking hands with each other.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: We got a good one, the hottest eighteen year old
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: we could find. Guess where you're coming HQ three baby, congratulations,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: you're ready to shoot up for the stooln stars. Yeah,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: but we've been watching you since you were around fourteen.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Love to see how you've grown. Love go enjoy it
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: with your family. Ye hey, we'll be in touch. I'm
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: gonna put you on with day right now.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Good ship, all right, Here to the streets, Here to
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: the street.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: Here to the streets. Stay tuned.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Little Sash will be in Sacramento.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Hartford, Connecticut this weekend.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Hard for this weekend Sacramento coming up. Francis has his
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: tour has just ended. But Special is shooting.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: The Special in Chicago. But that's sold out, sold out.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Couple of people are d m ing me being like,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: are they going to add more tickets? And I'm like,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: I don't have no idea.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think answers.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: No. Sorry, Maybe we'll do a show podcast a couple
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: of nights before something, just to run it dress rehearsal,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: stay tuned the street.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a one night or at Zanies.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to do that.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: I would love to do that.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: And uh we should do it at Second City out there,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: bring some life back into the place.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: True. Does anyone have a venereal disease that I can
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: work with?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Anything you want me to stay away from before you
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: bring you up, anything you want me to not touch on.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody, We'll.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: See you guys on Thursday. Goodbye,