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EP 33 - Straight Up. 🍸 Extra Dirty: The 1 Year Anniversary Episode: Unfiltered, Unscripted & Still Extra Dirty · Straight Up Extra Dirty's Podcast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we're back.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_03: We are.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_03: Is it really one year?
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_03: Can you believe it?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_03: And we didn't kill each other yet?
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, not that anybody could see her ear.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_03: Definitely not that anybody's seen her ear.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what a year it's been.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_04: Crazy.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, let's think about it.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like how far we've come, the people we've met and interviews we've done, and cool stuff.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_04: We've definitely done some cool stuff on and off camera for sure.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: Some fun moments.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like, like, what's one of your favorites?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what's one of your favorite episodes?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a favorite?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, to me, they're all great, so I don't know.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_04: I definitely the bedtime stories was definitely the first bedtime stories was epic.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: Bedtime at Mikey G?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was so funny.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_04: We had that edible and we were just like, We got Nancy from whatever.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: I forget the woman's name.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: We got callers on, and you were like going off on the caller, and I'm like, what are you doing?
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't keep it together.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: That was one of the funniest moments.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_04: It was pretty crazy, yeah.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_03: That was fun.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: Just on a side note.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: What about you?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: What's your favorite?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: I know you like bigger is better, but like, why are your olives bigger than mine?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_04: I'm Italian.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'm an Italian stallion.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_04: You know, you gotta get this a pitted olives.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_04: The big pitted bottos.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_04: Talking like I got cotton bowls in the mouth.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: My god, Mikey J.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm LA Marquisi.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: I am the co-host of Straight Up Extra Dirty Podcast.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: So people will say we can kind of figure out where you grew up based on that accent.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: So no matter where I moved in the United States, I can't get rid of my New York accent.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm originally from New York, I transplanted to New Jersey, and now I'm in South Florida.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_04: Hi, I'm Mikey G, co-host of Straight Up Extra Dirty, your favorite podcast.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: I grew up here in Boca Ratone, Florida.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: Lived here my entire life.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_04: And Boca gets a bad reputation, but I would say it was a fabulous place to grow up.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_04: Really good schools, beautiful beaches.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely fabulous.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_04: Loved it here.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Woo! Alright, you two.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, welcome to the first year anniversary episode of Straight Up Extra Dirty.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: And we're gonna give the audience what they want.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_04: We're always ready to give people what they want.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're ready.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're ready.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: Very good.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, why don't we uh why don't we start with, you know, why did you guys start the podcast?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: So Mikey G is my hairdresser, and anytime I would go into the salon and get my hair done, be obviously hours, because it's it's it's it takes hours to do this.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: All of that hair.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: And every time we're there, and we would banter back and forth and talk about the body.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_04: By the way, she's not a natural blonde.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_04: Keep going.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_03: And so we would go back and forth talking and and about every topic you could possibly imagine.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: It could have been, it's, and it's just like the show.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's sex, it's relationships, it's hair and beauty and wellness and all kinds of stuff.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_03: Celebrities, pop culture, music, you name it, we're talking about it.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_03: And somebody turned around and said, You guys should have your own show.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_03: And we're like, maybe we'll try it.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like a plan.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like a podcast.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: Here we are.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: And here we are.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: And here we are.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: So, what did you guys actually expect from the podcast?
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, shenanigans.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_04: I expected shenanigans because that's how we do.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_03: I I will only accept chaos.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_03: I cannot accept anything boring.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's gotta be chaotic, it's gotta be fun, it's gotta be light.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I what did you I mean, I expected, you know, to be able to reach out to people and have them relate and be like, oh my god, that's what I was thinking.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: Or I can't believe he said that and she's thinking this, and right?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_04: I mean that's how we thrive, like in the chaos.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and engaging with the engaging with people and oh yeah.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's been it's been a wild ride.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you two have been completely unfiltered, you know, online, and I feel like people really appreciate that, and there's been great, you know, um engagement.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: People will comment and be like, I totally feel you guys.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: How how do you feel like the unfilteredness relates to your following?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think that reality, like people think reality is scripted.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: I guess some of it is, some of it isn't, but we're completely unscripted.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we there's no script.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: Literally, there is no script.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_04: We go with the subject and we just take it and we start talking about it, and that's it.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_04: Like you oh my god.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_04: Here's what you get.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_03: For instance, oh, you know what I forgot?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: That episode about the flipping um the Mona Lisa.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I had a whole sexual uh education on the Mona Lisa, and there was something else.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that and you you and remember that machine, you have to straddle that machine and get on it, it's like a whole thing.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_03: Would you like the Kim Kardashian look?
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_03: I would be like, absolutely yes.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: And if they told you you had to straddle the machine that gives you Mona Lisa smile to look like Kim, would you do it?
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_03: Not if it's called Mona Lisa.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_03: No, like they need to change that name.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, who's gonna go and say, I would like a Mona Lisa smile on my vagina?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody's gonna do that.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone would.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_04: I never heard of such a how many people line up at the lube to see the Mona Lisa.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_03: We do.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_03: I did, I did it.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: The whole point is everyone lines up to see the Mona Lisa in the lube.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: She's not really smiling.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: You everyone's gonna line up to get on the machine.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: She's very small in there, by the way.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's a big wall, and she's about like Exactly.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: You want your coochie to be tight and f small, don't you?
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: Mona Lisa Smart.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: Is that why they're saying?
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: Just saying.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's a smart.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: I would not.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_03: I would absolutely not.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_03: I would have to rename that.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody, whoever named it that, that's disgusting.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_03: And then the other thing was the Eiffel Tower.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_04: The Eiffel Tower, yeah.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_03: That has come up in conversation, which the world will see shortly.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_04: I had a few people tell me that they tried it after.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: See?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_03: And I never heard of it, and everybody's like, oh, you haven't heard of that?
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_04: You don't know what an Eiffel Tower is?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's an Eiffel Tower.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's when you when when you're with two guys and they're just like.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, I'm trying to try to wait, let me try to figure this out.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right, go ahead.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_04: You're in the middle.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: You're in the middle, and there's one guy in the back and one guy on the other side, and they're high-fiving each other to say, like, we got this.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_04: Like, it's like they're giving each other.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: Look, I don't even, I can't even get a video.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what do you mean?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's an Eiffel Tower?
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, do you want me to get on all fours?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: Like, how much time do we have?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_04: We might need a third.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_04: Segments get.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Who would that third be?
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_04: Who would that third be?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_03: If you were gonna do an Eiffel Tower, alright, so Eiffel Tower is a sexual position.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_03: Clearly, I don't know anything.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'd love to know from our audience, like out there listening, who's ever heard of an Eiffel Tower?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_03: Because now I seem like I'm kind of like lost in the dark pages.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_03: I swear to God, I asked somebody that question.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, so did you ever hear the Eiffel Tower?
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: thinking they were never gonna know it, and they were like, oh yeah.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then they actually demonstrated, and I'm like, Alright, I don't need to see any more.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_03: They had the clothes on, they were just trying to explain.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_03: They were demonstrating.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_04: I think I was there.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: You I think you were there.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't forgot who you were demonstrating it with.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_03: I might have been there.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's been some crazy times.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: Now, what was completely different from what you guys imagined?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_04: I would say, like, some of the subjects that we've hit are like really pretty serious.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_04: And I feel like behind behind the chair, like when Lisa and I are together, we're like we're just like we're we're very like lighthearted, very like happy people.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_04: So we kind of just are always on the happy end of things.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_04: So when we got more serious and on the serious subject, I think that that was definitely like something that kind of like it was surprising like how we unfolded in that direction.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_04: But I think people like that.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_04: I think that everybody wants to feel the rawness of it.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, it shows honesty and vulnerability.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_03: It absolutely does.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: Because I mean, look, when you hear straight up extra dirty, you're thinking, I mean, some people might think we're like an OnlyFans page or something.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: But we're not.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_03: But we have some serious con you know content that we talk about, right?
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: And then, you know, for the most part, people love they like I think they like the variety of it.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_03: Like that it it changes.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_03: It depends on the day.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: The same way our moods change with the day.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: Sometimes, you know, there's something serious going on, or sometimes we need to be, you know, lit up, you know.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for sure.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, totally.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so let's get into the best moments out of the episodes that you guys have filmed throughout the year, right?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, we got the opportunity to sit down with each of you.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: So let's see if maybe some of these align.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_00: The first one is the I can't believe we said that award.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_04: I can't believe we said that award is definitely uh peanut butter balls and peanut butter.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_04: It's the episode where LA and I are making a uh we're making a cocktail and a snack, and we had to name them, and that's what we named them.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: It's pretty dirty.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: My poor mother.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: It definitely has to be the peanut butter episode.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_03: It has to be.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: I can't believe we said that like that.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I cannot believe that we said that.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I like Mikey G came up with the name of the cocktail and you know it is what it I don't know what else to say.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: I was just like crazy.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: I can't believe you said that your husband said to pee.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: Did I say that my husband said to pee?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_03: I uh then Okay.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so there are a couple of times where I've gone into the bathroom after Jack and the seat's warm.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: And I know he just pee.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna f ⁇ ing kill me.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh shit I can't believe it.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_04: It's better for your prostate.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_04: It is.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_04: And also, like, it's like less like worried about like splashing.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Stop worrying.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: I go, is there something I need to know here?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: But you don't wanna But you don't want to splash and you don't want to get it like he's probably being polite to you, actually.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: Everything we say that comes out of our mouth is like, I can't believe we said that.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, for Mikey G, I would say he came up with a name for a drink on one of our episodes.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_03: We were doing a drink food episode.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, that episode was crazy.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_03: And he concocted this really bad cocktail, and it was made with this peanut butter whiskey, and which by the way, whiskey and vodka do not mix.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_04: We were drinking both that day.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, we had martinis and that, yeah.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_03: But this was peanut butter, like, and he decided to call it peanut butter dick.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's gotta be a bleak.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_04: I would have to say peanut butter dick as well.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was bad.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: That that was hard for me to say.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I was like, I didn't think I I don't know if I said it.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: I think I was like, oh my god.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, how we like really?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_03: But then peanut butter balls came very easily off my my tongue, so I don't know.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it just depends.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to think if I could think of another.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_03: We might have to rename that.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, it's your signature drink.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_04: It's definitely don't drink it.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, don't drink it.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_04: It's just the name.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's a it yeah.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's just the name of her drink.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's not something I recommend trying.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: Not dipping in.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, well, let's talk about now probably one of the funniest moments that you guys can remember from your guys' episodes.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's going back to the peanut butter.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you got something else?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_03: What do you got?
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_03: What do you got?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_04: When we were filming in the bed, and Wendy was in the background, and she was laughing so hard in the background at the two of us in the bed, and we had to cut out the camera.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: We had to cut out the scene because it was so funny.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_04: That to me was the like the biggest belly laugh that I have had since filming.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, like, I almost peed the bed.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: It was really bad.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_04: It was crazy.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, totally insane.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, look.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_04: What about you?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you have to be a big thing.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again, going back to the bed, everything seems to be really funny in the bed.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: And you were just the the gummy hit, and all of a sudden you start going off on a on a caller, like they said, oh, Sarah from wherever.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: I forget what the woman's name was.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: And you were like, Let me tell you something, and let me tell you something.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: You're like shouting at the camera, and I'm like, What are you doing?
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_03: And your reaction, I lost it.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't, I could not bring myself back to it.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_04: It was what are you, 15?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_04: I remember what you said?
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Can you just repeat it?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like, do you remember?
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: I just asked her.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, what are you, 15 middle-aged uh relationships?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_04: We were talking about middle-aged relationships, remember?
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it was.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Well, how old are you?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not middle-aged.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_04: I'm young.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I got.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: When you said the doctor, when the doctor said, So what did he say to you?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's how it started.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: You turned.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_04: The conversation started because the doctor said something about me being, he said, at my age, and I said, excuse me, at my age?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_04: How old are you?
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_03: That was the best.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: That has to be hands down one of the funniest, funniest.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: It was so funny.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_04: And also relatable.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_04: Just saying.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_04: Anybody relatable over the line, you've felt it.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, totally.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: Now, how about the most shocking guest or story that you guys have had on the show?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say shocking moment was definitely like when Wendy was pulling all that stuff out about your ex, like, and I was like, whoa.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_04: And Fire Island, like that whole moment.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, that was a moment going on there.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that was actually, I didn't know any of that.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: I know, that's why I'm saying it was surprising.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I saw the look on your face and I was like, oh boy.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_04: That nobody I felt like it was gonna be a Jerry Springer episode, and I was like, somebody's about to throw a chair, like this is jersey in the house.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta stop shooting that day.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta actually stop.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that was crazy.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_04: You know, like here's from a single person's uh standpoint, like they're coming along, and the person and and Jimmy has the balls to buy her a beer in front of you.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: What does that mean?
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: That he's a he's a douche.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_04: Like double over a douchebag.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: Double over, yeah.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_04: What a dick.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: He was trying to work work it out with you, but at the same time, he still bought her a beer in front of you.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: And I walked away.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna call him out on that.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: As you should.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: He definitely should.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: As you should.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what, Lisa?
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: He'll lie and be like, oh, I didn't do that.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: He did.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: He said.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: I promise you.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: I promise you.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: But you know what's even crazier is that, and I don't know if this is the truth.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: I was told when I got pregnant that you called him up and said, We made a promise that we would never have children again.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_01: Just Tom.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: Is that true?
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: I did not make that phone call, but that is something that we discussed.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: That he only wanted one child and that was it.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: I just think that things would Cheers to that.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_03: Let's cheers to that.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Let's just cheers to that.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: And then let's I think we need to like have a straight up conversation and continue it.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's, you know, it's it's part of.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_03: This is like I'm blown away because we uh this is all news to me.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: This is some of the things that came out in this conversation in this interview is very new to me, so I'm gonna have to digest it, and I think we're gonna have to come back to it at another time.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: But as far as a guest goes, who surprised me, and uh I don't know about you, but Renee.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_04: Renee, yeah, definitely.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely Renee.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: She was uh she's real.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's real, alright.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: She got she got straight up and she got extra dirty.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_04: She did, she did.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_04: She hit both of the boxes for sure.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_04: Which by the way, like, I'm still waiting to talk to Renee about the patent on the on the uh support for the jock.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_03: For the balls?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, for the balls.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we had a whole conversation about that.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's one episode I would I would rewatch because that was I mean, all of them I would, but that was one that was really funny.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_04: It was really funny, yeah.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_04: It just depends on the person.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_04: It's a genetic thing.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: But wait a minute, but even though if they're small, because girls could have small girls, yes, but as they get older, the girls droop.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: So do your balls droop?
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: I don't.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure they do.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_04: Because you know what, I've heard men talk about when they sit on the potty in the toilet, the balls hole in the water.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_04: Nine or not even near the water.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Talk to me the couple of minutes.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say that Renee's Renee was probably the most was probably the most shocking guest to me because I didn't feel like I I think I was profiling her because I wasn't thinking that she would be so open about a lot of the stuff she talked about on camera.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: Talk about your favorite cocktail moment.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_04: Every cocktail is a favorite cocktail.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_04: Just saying.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers, cheers.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: I like the Snoop Dogg.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: I liked our Snoop Dogg episode.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: I liked when we did shout outs to Snoop.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Who knew that the guy made wine in Preseco?
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: Who knew that?
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: That was pretty good, though, no?
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_04: That's pretty good, yeah.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Smoky.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: But there was some there was another.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: We've had quite a number of cocktail moments.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: There was Snoop Dogg.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_03: We had a Thanksgiving one.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_04: That Thanksgiving drink was unbelievable.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: It was like Cindy made it.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: Remember, she was already.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_03: There's something on the rim.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot what it was, and it's so good.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_04: There's always something on the rim.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Just saying.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: Now, as most know, straight up extra dirty is known for those conversations that people are not willing to talk about typically ever.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so what would you say the most controversial conversation has been on the show?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_04: I would say that uh probably the most controversial like uh episode that we talked about, thing that we talked about on our podcast is definitely the suicide hotline episode, because I think that uh mental health is something that's really um underrated and you know it's not talked about enough.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: There are plenty of ways to do so, and one of them is you know, look, on an emergency, we dial 911.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: When it comes to awful thoughts, you need to dial 988.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: So I want everybody out there who's listening, if you or someone you know is thinking, just it just I don't know how to get out of this, and there's only one horrible way out.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: There is an alternative, and that way is to make sure that you talk to a professional and dial 988.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: The most controversial conversation that we've had on our podcast on Straight of Extra Dirty has got to be the toilet.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: Has to be the toilet.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, but it has got to be the toilet.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: I've got some strict rules when it comes to toilet etiquette, and Mikey G's got his own opinion.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: That has to be the most controversial.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_04: My toothbrush is in the shower.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_04: I brush my teeth in the shower.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good idea, like that.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because then you just like when you rinse your mouth out and it's not on your chin, you don't have to wipe your face, and it's like Yeah.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: No, I I still don't understand.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not gonna have a conversation.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: I will say that I think that I have graduated.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: I will tell you how I have graduated.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: I would never go to the bathroom, and I'm talking about the bathroom.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_04: Number two.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: If that's what you want to call it, fine.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Ever.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: Unless I was in my own house.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: And it had to be in my master bathroom.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: What if you're traveling and you're in another country?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, but I'm not gonna go in a public restroom.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what if you go into like like another country and they have a hole in the floor and it's the only place to go?
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: That will never happen.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: I would rather back it up and throw it up out of my house.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: And how about the moment that meant the most to you guys?
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: I like that episode where we where we wrote each other eulogies.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I forgot about that.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: That was one of the first ones that we did.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it was very powerful to me because like I think I think we we wanted to do a call for people to do a eulogy on the living.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a living eulogy.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_04: And a living eulogy is really important because I think that we all should appreciate each other while we're alive and those kind of things.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I forgot.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, I forgot about that.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: It was one of the very first ones that we did.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_03: That was a powerful one.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: Now, all these questions this far has been reminiscing on what the viewers have seen, but let's talk about what the viewers don't see and what that looks like.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: So, what do the viewers don't see behind the scenes when the cameras are off?
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't know, like LA with a tit hanging out because she's got a wardrobe malfunction.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like you got me running around back sent, like in my underwear with no shoes on.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_04: How about the one there's a one episode that I would that I filmed that I had no shoes on in the set and we didn't know that my feet were showing?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh my god, I have no shoes on.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Before we get into wardrobe malfunctions, how about you coming out as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, that was really funny.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on now.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, you want to talk about that is all of it is a wardrobe malfunction.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so maybe I lost a boob in one of the in one of the scenes, but you know, you had the whole wardrobe malfunction going on.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what the heck was going on with wardrobe.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_04: I think they just wanted to see me in a short skirt.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: Now, how do you guys prepare or don't prepare for these shows?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: We don't prepare for this show.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_04: We never prepare.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_04: The only thing that we do to prepare is like exactly what uh food we're gonna put out.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_04: Pretty much what we're gonna wear.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think that yeah, I think the only thing we really prepare for is what we're wearing because everything else is like the topic that's a lot of things.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_04: When we go over topics, it's usually like when we're out to dinner or doing something, we're like, ooh, that'll be a great topic, and then boom, that's it.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly, exactly.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Two more one martini, we start thinking two martinis, we got the whole show down.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_04: And three martinis, you know.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Floor.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_04: Martinis are like titties.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_00: Two's enough, three's too many.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_00: All right, and how about some last-minute filming chaos?
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: Uh for instance, today was uh a bit chaotic, trying to like coordinate like because like these ideas go into our head, and we're like, oh it's like our brains running faster than our mouth, or at least mine is.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_04: No, we're a lot alike like that.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_04: No, we are both like diarrhea of the idea.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, like we just like comes out, yeah.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so like we have all these ideas, and then it's just trying to get it down on paper so we're more organized, and we're the most, you know, it's like dysfunctional, you know, couple on podcasts right now, as far as I'm concerned.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's a good dysfunction.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's a good dysfunction.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_00: Year one is basically in the books.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: Let's talk about year two.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: What are your goals for the second year of straight up extra journey?
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think sky's a limit.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think there is any listen, just the way this whole thing came about, it's it's not that we're winging it, but it's like it's just we have to one-up, right?
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: So it's just gonna be, you know, we've done some out, you know, some fun videos, but now we're gonna go to the next level of outrageous, you know?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: And and then we're gonna like we're we're really putting ourselves out there.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: I think you might see us on the road more often.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: I think you're not gonna see us so much in a studio.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: In a studio, yeah.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think you're gonna see us out, you know, talking with you know with real people.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: Not that we're not real, but I think we'll we'll be doing that, like interviews and stuff like that.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: Straight up, extra dirty in the raw.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: Straight up extra dirty in the raw.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_00: So we've got bigger stories, you guys have travel planned, more food segments, the lifestyle, talk about it.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: So I think we're gonna talk more like lifestyle, like relationships.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like we're gonna get into it.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna start asking the questions to other people besides just us.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that we have callers, we have we have fans that'll write in and we'll answer those questions online.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, make it more interactive so people could, you know, maybe we'll do some live.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: We don't normally do live because we shoot, you know, in advance, but I think that would be kind of fun.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, definitely doing live stuff.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be more raw, like yeah, and just like ask the questions like you know, it could be in the supermarket and just stop somebody and ask them a question and ask them, do you want to be straight up or extra dirty?
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, maybe we create a board game.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine our faces are on cards and you're the extra dirty and I'm the straight up, and then it's almost like a truth or dare.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_04: Truth or dare.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_04: I also but also like Monopoly, so you can you can't buy in on it.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_04: You guys are on to something.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: I think we got something.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_04: Roll the dice and roll the olives and see what you get.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yes!
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, brilliant.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: Coin it.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: So you two, we've reached the end of the one-year anniversary of straight up extra dirty episode.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_00: And let's ask the audience, you know, what what what would they like to see coming up?
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: We want to know what you want to see.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: We want to know what you want to hear.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: Let us know, because listen, that nothing's off.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like Definitely nothing's off the table.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing's off the table.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_04: Or the toilet.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: Or the toilet.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_04: Or the bed for that matter.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers to one year.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers to one year.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: And many more to come.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: Straight up.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_04: Extra dirty.