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- 0:24Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, oh man. It's been a while.
- 0:26Speaker 1: We are finally cool enough cats that we can have
- 0:31Speaker 1: a little bit of intro music for today's episode, Friends
- 0:46Speaker 1: and Neighbors. That was Muggles. That's performed by Louis Armstrong
- 0:51Speaker 1: and co Hi. My name is Ben, my name is no.
- 0:54Speaker 1: So we're doing a Harry Potter episode today, right one
- 1:00Speaker 1: one would think, one would think, but in fact, we
- 1:04Speaker 1: are doing something that involves what some people would call magic. Yeah,
- 1:08Speaker 1: we're talking about the reefer left, the jazz cigarette, the gauge,
- 1:14Speaker 1: the gauge which was Mr Armstrong's personal favorite slang for marijuana.
- 1:23Speaker 1: And we were we have had so much fun researching
- 1:27Speaker 1: this legend that we were worried our you know, our
- 1:32Speaker 1: better third and saving grace. Superproducer Casey Pegram might actually
- 1:38Speaker 1: get tired of us. But while we while we have
- 1:42Speaker 1: them in the studios still, we are going to take
- 1:45Speaker 1: advantage of that precious time. It's really cloudy and it's like,
- 1:48Speaker 1: should we open a door. Kiddy, don't don't engage with drugs. Kids,
- 1:56Speaker 1: don't engage with the gauge. Yes, don't gauge, don't get
- 2:00Speaker 1: you got there, Yeah, we got it. We're here. Oh, man,
- 2:03Speaker 1: but our research was strictly academic for this absolutely. Um.
- 2:08Speaker 1: But man, this is a cool story. There's a lot
- 2:10Speaker 1: wrapped up in a and uh, part of it is
- 2:12Speaker 1: a bit of a kind of an urban legend, apocryphal. Yeah.
- 2:16Speaker 1: So we are exploring the life and times of one
- 2:19Speaker 1: of the jazz greats, someone that I really enjoy and
- 2:23Speaker 1: I think you do as well. Know that is Louis Armstrong.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Pops Yes, sat Statch Mountain and Louis Armstrong is known
- 2:32Speaker 1: and loved the world over. He is one of those
- 2:35Speaker 1: people you could rightly call an icon. That's right. Born
- 2:39Speaker 1: in nineteen hundred August four, to be precise, in New Orleans.
- 2:44Speaker 1: He lied about his age though too. He's a He's
- 2:47Speaker 1: a very layered man, very much so cloaked in mystery.
- 2:50Speaker 1: But one thing we do know is true. He grew
- 2:53Speaker 1: up in a very tough neighborhood in New Orleans called
- 2:55Speaker 1: the Battlefield. His father left the family when he was
- 2:58Speaker 1: just a little boy, and he kind of had defend
- 3:01Speaker 1: for himself, taking on jobs. His mother apparently was only
- 3:05Speaker 1: able to pay the bills through sex work. Um. And
- 3:09Speaker 1: he had kind of a wild upbringing in the course
- 3:12Speaker 1: sort of seed underbelly of New Orleans included dance clubs
- 3:16Speaker 1: and Women of the Evening, and of course a lot
- 3:20Speaker 1: of jazz musicians right right. His first exposure to music
- 3:27Speaker 1: in a learning environment was at the Fisc School for
- 3:31Speaker 1: Boys when he was about six years old. But he
- 3:34Speaker 1: ended up putting in his time when it came to
- 3:37Speaker 1: listening to music at brothels and dance halls, because he
- 3:41Speaker 1: had a gig selling coal for a nickel per bucket
- 3:45Speaker 1: in these you know, in these houses of prostitution in
- 3:47Speaker 1: an area called Storyville. And then as he was as
- 3:51Speaker 1: he was making his rounds delivering coal, he ran into
- 3:55Speaker 1: these house musicians and he ran into something called spasm band. Well,
- 4:00Speaker 1: I don't know about spasm bands. Tell me more. I'm
- 4:03Speaker 1: so glad you asked. A spasm band is a musical
- 4:06Speaker 1: group that plays dixieland traditional jazz, jug band or skiffle music.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Skiffle like that's sort of what the Beatles were considered.
- 4:14Speaker 1: They were part of the skiffle scene. Apparently in the
- 4:17Speaker 1: UK the skiffle was sort of like a folk pop
- 4:20Speaker 1: kind of form of music. Right, nailed it, nailed it. Jazz, blues,
- 4:24Speaker 1: folk and uh American folk known for some improvised instruments.
- 4:29Speaker 1: So he, as as you said, began hanging out there,
- 4:33Speaker 1: spending serious time in these halls. And it was pretty
- 4:38Speaker 1: apparent early on that he had a gift, a calling,
- 4:44Speaker 1: a compulsion to play music, to sing, and to play
- 4:48Speaker 1: the horn. And he was taken under the wing of
- 4:51Speaker 1: a professor Peter Davis, who taught Armstrong to play the cornet,
- 4:56Speaker 1: which I believe is kind of a like a smaller trumpet.
- 4:59Speaker 1: A trumpet is a a little bit longer and more
- 5:01Speaker 1: slender than a cornet, but in reality they both played
- 5:05Speaker 1: the same notes and they sound more or less the same,
- 5:08Speaker 1: So easy one to one transition from the cornet to
- 5:11Speaker 1: a trumpet if you want to get nerdy about it.
- 5:14Speaker 1: The difference is, uh, mainly the way the tubing of
- 5:17Speaker 1: the instrument flares. A cornet is more cone shaped or
- 5:21Speaker 1: conical than a trumpet, so as a cornett kind of
- 5:23Speaker 1: considered more bite sized portable. I don't know, I don't
- 5:26Speaker 1: see the point. Yeah, let us know we are not
- 5:29Speaker 1: cornetitiansu um. But I am fond of some hot jazz. Ah, yes,
- 5:35Speaker 1: hot jazz, which in its day would be considered often
- 5:39Speaker 1: as controversial perhaps as the use of drugs and Louis
- 5:45Speaker 1: Armstrong's jazz career is worthy of not just an episode,
- 5:51Speaker 1: but an entire podcast. We could spend exploring this guy
- 5:55Speaker 1: and exploring the personal struggles that he endured. I have
- 5:59Speaker 1: some great Louis Armstrong facts at the end of this
- 6:03Speaker 1: But before you and I go too far down the
- 6:07Speaker 1: fam boy rabbit hole, should we set the scene for
- 6:11Speaker 1: today's encounter? I think we should, Ben, I think we
- 6:14Speaker 1: should please do the honors. Today's episode centers around an
- 6:21Speaker 1: apocryphal tale. I believe you weren't used that word earlier.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Been um, a pot crow full tale. Not not good.
- 6:28Speaker 1: It's fine, We're keeping it. Yeah. Where so Louis Armstrong
- 6:32Speaker 1: during the Cold War he was made a US ambassador,
- 6:36Speaker 1: a goodwill ambassador. Excuse me, he was sent abroad, as
- 6:40Speaker 1: were many African American musicians and actors and writers. Um,
- 6:46Speaker 1: I don't know, to preach equality. I guess during the
- 6:49Speaker 1: era of integration. Well, yes, so a good will ambassador
- 6:53Speaker 1: isn't just relegated to this period in time, like Angelina
- 6:57Speaker 1: Jolie is a good will ambassador. That's right, that's right.
- 6:59Speaker 1: They're a person who advocates for their person who advocates,
- 7:04Speaker 1: typically for a country or maybe for a specific cause,
- 7:08Speaker 1: based on the fact that everyone knows who they are.
- 7:10Speaker 1: That's right. So Louis Armstrong had this distinction straight from
- 7:14Speaker 1: the U. S. State Department, who actually also paid for
- 7:17Speaker 1: or or in part financed a tour that he did
- 7:21Speaker 1: in Europe and Asia. And while there are a few
- 7:24Speaker 1: versions of this story that sort of change where he
- 7:27Speaker 1: was coming from, uh, the one common little thread is
- 7:31Speaker 1: that Louis Armstrong was at the airport on after getting
- 7:35Speaker 1: off a plane from from one of these trips um
- 7:38Speaker 1: and he was led um out of line into a
- 7:43Speaker 1: customs line, which was unusual for him because, according to
- 7:46Speaker 1: the story, as a good will ambassador, he was traveling
- 7:50Speaker 1: to different areas of the world and never having to
- 7:54Speaker 1: enter custom They waved him on through. Sure, but he
- 7:56Speaker 1: was supposedly coming back from Japan. Um. That's that's the
- 8:00Speaker 1: most consistent version of the story that I've read. And so, yeah,
- 8:02Speaker 1: he's in this line and he starts to sweat. Why
- 8:06Speaker 1: is he sweating? He's not. He's not sweating because of
- 8:08Speaker 1: the because of the sound of a hot trumpet, right,
- 8:11Speaker 1: He's not sweating because of the heat in the airport.
- 8:14Speaker 1: He is sweating because his trumpet case contains more than
- 8:20Speaker 1: a beautiful musical instrument. He is, in our parlance today,
- 8:24Speaker 1: riding dirty, riding dirty. Packing. Yeah, he has gauge on him. Yep,
- 8:30Speaker 1: he's gauged up. He's got he's got his muggles, uh
- 8:34Speaker 1: slang for marijuana. At the time, his left hand cigarettes
- 8:38Speaker 1: in a pretty substantial amount three pounds. Right, that's what
- 8:42Speaker 1: we hear with the story. And there's something important we
- 8:45Speaker 1: want want you to be aware of. As we're telling
- 8:47Speaker 1: this story. You may hear us switching between different versions
- 8:52Speaker 1: and different sources. Again, quite apocryphal, bordering on urban legend,
- 8:57Speaker 1: very hard to confirm or deny the story, but there
- 8:59Speaker 1: are several versions in Louis armstrong biographies that are floating
- 9:04Speaker 1: out there. So we'll we'll give you, we'll give you
- 9:06Speaker 1: the kind of the bare bones version. So we got
- 9:09Speaker 1: off the first class flight, he's going into a customs line,
- 9:15Speaker 1: and then who does he see but Richard Nixon, who
- 9:20Speaker 1: was either on the way to becoming president or serving
- 9:22Speaker 1: as a vice president. Tricky dicky yep, himself uh, the
- 9:26Speaker 1: one of the men who would go on to become
- 9:29Speaker 1: a huge advocate of what we call the drug war. Yes,
- 9:32Speaker 1: the war on drugs, the war on drugs, and so
- 9:35Speaker 1: in a panic and thinking quickly Louis Armstrong, who is
- 9:40Speaker 1: talking with Nixon, who turns out to be a huge
- 9:42Speaker 1: fan of well the way I've read it too, and
- 9:44Speaker 1: there's a couple of versions. But Nixon sees Louis and
- 9:48Speaker 1: comes running at him with open arms. Think he's gonna
- 9:51Speaker 1: get a sweet press photo, right Armstrong statch Molly says.
- 9:55Speaker 1: He says, sharts shrosh mall, mall are you doing so?
- 10:03Speaker 1: Louis Armstrong thinks this is a sign, and Nixon's like, oh,
- 10:10Speaker 1: you know, one more help you? And he says, actually, yes,
- 10:16Speaker 1: you see, I'm I'm old and this trumpet is heavy.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Do you think you could carry it for me? Give
- 10:21Speaker 1: me a hand. That was an amazing Louis Armstrong impression.
- 10:24Speaker 1: I feel like it would be racist for either of
- 10:27Speaker 1: us to attempt. Yes, but next yeah, we could do
- 10:33Speaker 1: we could do our muppet level. Nixon's back and forth
- 10:37Speaker 1: right in and let us know if you want us
- 10:38Speaker 1: to do a show where both of us are Richard Nixon.
- 10:40Speaker 1: We're ridiculous at how stuff works. Dot com, oh Man,
- 10:44Speaker 1: what if people write in we'll do it if only
- 10:46Speaker 1: if the episode has nothing to do with Richard Dixon.
- 10:50Speaker 1: That's fine, Okay, you're you're agreed to this, sure, all right,
- 10:53Speaker 1: So what what happens when Armstrong asked him to give
- 10:57Speaker 1: him a hand Well, first of all, one version one
- 11:00Speaker 1: one difference in various accounts is whether he was carrying
- 11:05Speaker 1: one case or two cases. That he would make the
- 11:07Speaker 1: most sense for him to have been carrying two cases,
- 11:09Speaker 1: because three pounds of weed is not going to fit
- 11:12Speaker 1: into a single trumpet case, right, And then also asking
- 11:16Speaker 1: someone to carry something for you when you have nothing
- 11:18Speaker 1: else to carry seems shady. Again, several versions. The one
- 11:22Speaker 1: that we're kind of talking about here is Nixon demands
- 11:25Speaker 1: that he hand him his cases because he says, a
- 11:27Speaker 1: good world ambassador doesn't have to go through customs, and
- 11:31Speaker 1: the vice president of the United States will carry your suitcases.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Satch mall and then again, this story, depending on when
- 11:40Speaker 1: you hear it, describes a different point in Richard Nixon's career.
- 11:44Speaker 1: But according to the story, according to the legendent, what
- 11:47Speaker 1: happens is with the maybe not the best of intentions,
- 11:51Speaker 1: because he clearly wanted the photo the man who would
- 11:54Speaker 1: later become Richard Nixon, a very anti drug president, carries
- 12:00Speaker 1: marijuana through customs for Louis Armstrong, hands hands it back
- 12:06Speaker 1: to Louis Armstrong, who somehow must have been keeping a
- 12:09Speaker 1: straight face through the whole thing. Uh. And later Louis
- 12:15Speaker 1: and some of his accompanists will swear by this story.
- 12:20Speaker 1: But the thing is, depending on who you ask, the
- 12:22Speaker 1: story differs in a multitude of ways. Right. First off,
- 12:29Speaker 1: Armstrong was only about twelve years older than Nixon. Because
- 12:34Speaker 1: he got his he would tell people he was born
- 12:37Speaker 1: on August four, nine hundred, but it was more like
- 12:41Speaker 1: nineteen o one because it was a thirteen month or
- 12:44Speaker 1: so difference. Yeah, man, and that particular account is credited. Uh,
- 12:48Speaker 1: this is getting in a murky territory. Here's someone named Miles,
- 12:52Speaker 1: So Miles Davis. I don't know, it's hard to say,
- 12:57Speaker 1: but yeah. As it turns out, though, that keyboardist that's
- 13:00Speaker 1: mentioned in that version of the story never played with
- 13:02Speaker 1: Louis Armstrong. So yeah, there's shock full of holes that
- 13:06Speaker 1: there's no record of any session where they played together.
- 13:10Speaker 1: And so in that version, he Armstrong was not necessarily
- 13:16Speaker 1: an ambassador. He was just on a good Will tour
- 13:19Speaker 1: and he was going to I think they were all
- 13:23Speaker 1: on the same plane and they were headed to Moscow
- 13:26Speaker 1: in this thing, So the the directions and the locations change,
- 13:30Speaker 1: that's right. And this is in what what year are
- 13:31Speaker 1: we talking here? Uh? This particular, the Moscow story would
- 13:35Speaker 1: date it to nineteen fifty nine, and that has its
- 13:38Speaker 1: problems as well, right, but in general, like, if we're
- 13:40Speaker 1: looking at a rough estimate for when this meeting was
- 13:42Speaker 1: supposed to take place, it would have been late fifties,
- 13:44Speaker 1: early sixties, right, yeah, that's about right, yeah, exactly. So
- 13:48Speaker 1: the good will tours, I think that part of it
- 13:52Speaker 1: was about integration because a lot of the people they
- 13:54Speaker 1: sent on these tours were African American luminaries, um. And
- 13:58Speaker 1: it was meant, I think, to show, hey, we're we're
- 14:01Speaker 1: doing good work. Well, because one of the tenants of
- 14:05Speaker 1: the Soviet ideology at the time was that communism provides
- 14:10Speaker 1: much more equality than capitalism. So this is sort of
- 14:14Speaker 1: a foray against exactly. And so it's also tied to
- 14:18Speaker 1: the Cold War as well, right yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
- 14:22Speaker 1: at least ideologically. And so this this story continues through
- 14:30Speaker 1: some other iterations, right that the problem with the idea
- 14:33Speaker 1: of the vice President of the US taking a flight
- 14:37Speaker 1: on official business to Moscow in nine is that there
- 14:41Speaker 1: would be some sort of record of it. Right. Well,
- 14:44Speaker 1: although it is true that apparently in those days the
- 14:47Speaker 1: vice president would have taken commercial flights, which I thought
- 14:50Speaker 1: was fascinating big time. I had no idea. Well, what
- 14:56Speaker 1: a kick in the pants man. Seriously, man, it's the
- 14:59Speaker 1: president hops on air Force one and what what do
- 15:02Speaker 1: you just fist bump and then say all right, I
- 15:04Speaker 1: gotta go get in line catch my flight. And customs,
- 15:09Speaker 1: of course, was a lot easier in those days. Everything
- 15:13Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, guys, it's going to the airport
- 15:16Speaker 1: today just stresses me out so much it's not fun. Furthermore,
- 15:20Speaker 1: there had only been three trips by jazz musicians to
- 15:24Speaker 1: Russia by nine at least that are documented, and Louis
- 15:30Speaker 1: Armstrong was not one of those constitutions. So I'm leaning
- 15:33Speaker 1: towards if this is if this did happen, probably coming
- 15:37Speaker 1: back from his uh I've seen this version of the
- 15:39Speaker 1: story enough times that it seems to stick. Coming back
- 15:43Speaker 1: from one of his tours in Asia in Japan. Yes,
- 15:52Speaker 1: this is one of those stories though, where it's it's
- 15:55Speaker 1: you want to believe it because it's just so so
- 15:57Speaker 1: funny to think that Sachemo kind of put one over
- 16:00Speaker 1: on tricky Dick Nixon before he was even well known
- 16:02Speaker 1: as being such a vehement uh anti drug force. You know. Um,
- 16:07Speaker 1: but can we talk a little bit about satch Mo's
- 16:10Speaker 1: lifelong love of of of the Mary Jane. Yeah, let's
- 16:13Speaker 1: set it up with a clip. What do you say? Yea?
- 16:15Speaker 1: So this is a clip from Louis Armstrong on um
- 16:19Speaker 1: some sort of television appearance. Looks like an interview show.
- 16:21Speaker 1: At first, I thought it was like Steve Allen or something,
- 16:23Speaker 1: but the guy's name play says Mr Daley, and I
- 16:25Speaker 1: couldn't figure out what show it was. But from that's right, Yes,
- 16:29Speaker 1: so let's give that a listen. Actually, I haven't had
- 16:33Speaker 1: a chance to talk to for the show, but we
- 16:37Speaker 1: had a great discussion about it, and I just asked
- 16:39Speaker 1: one of the folks on the show, Bob Backers, well,
- 16:41Speaker 1: what is it? What is Louis Armstrong going to do?
- 16:43Speaker 1: How is he going to discuss farce? It's always going
- 16:45Speaker 1: way up the way he sings? Is that the highest good? Well,
- 16:53Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying it was high for you.
- 17:02Speaker 1: But oh uh, this is worth looking up on YouTube
- 17:17Speaker 1: because without being um, without being like experts in assessing
- 17:22Speaker 1: someone's mental condition or their level of intoxication, Louis Armstrong
- 17:28Speaker 1: looks like he is mildly amused by this guy, or
- 17:33Speaker 1: maybe smoked some pot before the show. Yeah, the gauge,
- 17:36Speaker 1: the gauge what he called it. In fact, this clip
- 17:39Speaker 1: is called Pops Loves His Pot because Pops was another nickname,
- 17:44Speaker 1: and apparently also Louis Armstrong called everybody else Pops, which
- 17:48Speaker 1: is kind of neat. Yeah, I think that's cool. If
- 17:50Speaker 1: I started calling everybody by my own nickname, that'd be
- 17:53Speaker 1: pretty presumptuous. Also kind of badass. Well, he probably started
- 17:57Speaker 1: it before it was his nickname and people gave him
- 18:00Speaker 1: that nickname. That's a good point. That's a good point.
- 18:02Speaker 1: But you know, I don't think that's a way to
- 18:05Speaker 1: get ahead in life. You've gotta be a Louis Armstrong
- 18:07Speaker 1: for that to work. Did you get a sense that
- 18:08Speaker 1: this uh, very white host being a little bit of
- 18:13Speaker 1: a dick? You know, as we were watching a lot
- 18:16Speaker 1: of these interviews. One thing that bothered me and that
- 18:19Speaker 1: we talked a little bit about off air is that
- 18:22Speaker 1: in this time, many of the interviews that he has,
- 18:26Speaker 1: especially with white interviewers, are exercises in condescension, and they're
- 18:33Speaker 1: consistently talking over him and talking too much. It's strange,
- 18:38Speaker 1: it's not cool, it's gross because the thing like, Okay,
- 18:41Speaker 1: so in the company of Louis Armstrong, as African American
- 18:45Speaker 1: artists who had crossover appeal, you know, to a largely
- 18:50Speaker 1: white audience, where people like Cab Callaway and Fats Waller,
- 18:55Speaker 1: for example, they all kind of had in common that
- 18:59Speaker 1: they came him from this kind of underground scene, Um,
- 19:03Speaker 1: Louis Armstrong in New Orleans, like we talked about the
- 19:05Speaker 1: top of the show, but they managed to break through
- 19:09Speaker 1: and be very successful with white audiences. But that also
- 19:13Speaker 1: they kind of had to like that's the word I'm
- 19:16Speaker 1: looking for. I don't know that I felt like they
- 19:18Speaker 1: had They had to play by their rules a little bit.
- 19:21Speaker 1: They had to sort of bow and scrape a little bit.
- 19:24Speaker 1: And while this may have given them um success or
- 19:29Speaker 1: maybe even to some degree sanitized them or made them
- 19:34Speaker 1: less dangerous to the very racist white community, it was
- 19:38Speaker 1: contentious and considered offensive in the black community in the States.
- 19:43Speaker 1: At the time, and this is something we know now
- 19:46Speaker 1: deeply troubled many of these artists, Louis Armstrong included, because
- 19:51Speaker 1: he would have he would have people in the movement,
- 19:56Speaker 1: the civil rights movement accused him of being and Uncle Tom.
- 20:01Speaker 1: The idea be that he was selling out his own
- 20:04Speaker 1: identity for some measure of personal profit from people who
- 20:09Speaker 1: would never respect him, which which is which is a
- 20:12Speaker 1: shame because once you see his his letters and his correspondence,
- 20:18Speaker 1: he did have a public persona for sure, that's true.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Everybody does, no no, no, no doubt about him. But
- 20:23Speaker 1: he was an activist. Uh, he came to activism. In
- 20:27Speaker 1: his letters, you can see him angry, ferociously angry and
- 20:32Speaker 1: righteously fed up with the state of race relations in America,
- 20:36Speaker 1: as well as the policies towards marijuana. His wife actually
- 20:42Speaker 1: got arrested one time in nineteen fifty four for carrying
- 20:48Speaker 1: marijuana that was allegedly his. Yeah, it was like something
- 20:51Speaker 1: in the neighborhood of like fourteen Grahams. It was like
- 20:55Speaker 1: a rolled up marijuana cigarette. Yeah it was. It sounds
- 20:59Speaker 1: like a pot, a joint it. It was in an
- 21:03Speaker 1: eyeglass case and a couple of roaches. Yeah, the half
- 21:09Speaker 1: smoked joint. And we have an excerpt because he wrote
- 21:13Speaker 1: a letter about this. He almost got banned from Hawaii
- 21:17Speaker 1: for life. Yeah, because that was just on Waikiki. Yeah,
- 21:20Speaker 1: and this is a letter to his then manager, who
- 21:23Speaker 1: also I believe had uh ties to the al Capone
- 21:27Speaker 1: crime syndicate. Yeah. Yeah, that's a very strange part of it.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Uh So Joe glass Or it was his manager at
- 21:36Speaker 1: the time. And because he was so incensed about about
- 21:43Speaker 1: this huge what he called Rigga maru regard. I love
- 21:47Speaker 1: that rigamarole, mind you Riga maru rigor maru. Because he
- 21:51Speaker 1: was so angry about this, he wrote to his manager
- 21:54Speaker 1: Joe And we won't read the whole letter, but we
- 21:57Speaker 1: have some choice excerpts here, and one of our favorites
- 22:01Speaker 1: was when he said, straight out, Mr Glasser, you must
- 22:05Speaker 1: see to it that I have special permission to smoke
- 22:07Speaker 1: all the reefers that I want to when I want,
- 22:10Speaker 1: or I will just have to put this horn down.
- 22:12Speaker 1: That is all. That is all. He refers to the
- 22:15Speaker 1: gauge um as more of a medicine than a dope,
- 22:18Speaker 1: he says, but he's just fed up with the penalty
- 22:21Speaker 1: surrounding it, and this was not his first run in
- 22:24Speaker 1: with the law. He's actually kind of credited as the
- 22:27Speaker 1: right word, but as being I've seen it written as
- 22:29Speaker 1: the first celebrity arrested for marijuana possession, right, and he
- 22:34Speaker 1: you know, he did have his addictions. I believe he
- 22:40Speaker 1: smoked three cigar sized blunts a day day and that's
- 22:47Speaker 1: that sounds like just a maintenance thing. You know, he
- 22:51Speaker 1: never had a drinking problem. Yeah, he says he smoked
- 22:54Speaker 1: the reefers um instead because he said there was no hangover,
- 22:58Speaker 1: and you know he had he had a lot of reasons.
- 23:00Speaker 1: He had a lot of feelings about this stuff, right,
- 23:02Speaker 1: and he was very open and about about it in
- 23:04Speaker 1: a way that you would not expect one to be.
- 23:07Speaker 1: But I guess even in those days, if you get
- 23:08Speaker 1: to a level of that kind of sacred status, you know,
- 23:12Speaker 1: as an American treasure, you can probably say what you want.
- 23:15Speaker 1: I mean, this is like Snoop Dogg Willie Nelson level,
- 23:18Speaker 1: and those are those are two very prominent advocates of
- 23:23Speaker 1: marijuana today. So that first running was in nineteen thirty
- 23:27Speaker 1: where he was hanging out with his drummer, a guy
- 23:29Speaker 1: by the name of Vic Burton outside the Cotton Club
- 23:32Speaker 1: in Culver City, California. And Lordie, Lordie, Lordie, this quote
- 23:37Speaker 1: is a delight. I'm gonna read this again. Not not
- 23:41Speaker 1: gonna do uh. Louis Armstrong boys, he says, Vic and
- 23:44Speaker 1: I were blasting this joint, having lots of laughs and
- 23:47Speaker 1: feeling good, enjoying each other's company. Just then two big
- 23:50Speaker 1: healthy dicks that means detectives came from behind a car,
- 23:54Speaker 1: nonchalantley and said to us, we'll take the roach boys. Yep,
- 23:58Speaker 1: and that is that is a true statement. But as
- 24:04Speaker 1: we have seen, it did not discourage him what one bit.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Because one thing Louis Armstrong had was dry. That's true. Um.
- 24:12Speaker 1: He did get put away for a handful of days.
- 24:15Speaker 1: He could have gotten six months. Um. He and the drummer,
- 24:18Speaker 1: Where I think find a thousand dollars a piece in
- 24:21Speaker 1: nineteen thirty which is insane? Shall we inflation calculator that
- 24:25Speaker 1: bad boy? Yes, let's one thousand dollars in nineteen thirty
- 24:31Speaker 1: is worth in twenty eighteen approximately. May have a drum roll, please, Casey,
- 24:38Speaker 1: it's gonna be It's gonna be crazy. Fourteen thousand, five
- 24:47Speaker 1: hundred ninety three dollars, and whenever I read a fine
- 24:54Speaker 1: of that sort. You know what always drives my gears
- 24:57Speaker 1: the most. It's the it's the change. Come on, insult
- 25:01Speaker 1: to injury, just add twenty cents, right, Why are you doing?
- 25:05Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's it's ridiculous. But like you said,
- 25:07Speaker 1: it did not diminish his love of the herb Um.
- 25:11Speaker 1: He A lot of these quotes are coming from excerpts
- 25:14Speaker 1: from a biography that I believe, Correct me if I'm wrong,
- 25:19Speaker 1: but I believe there was one biography where he talked
- 25:22Speaker 1: very openly about his his love of marijuana and you know,
- 25:26Speaker 1: his belief in marijuana law reform very openly. But this manager,
- 25:31Speaker 1: that manager we talked about with with the mob ties,
- 25:34Speaker 1: UM had a lot of that stuff redacted pulled out
- 25:37Speaker 1: UM because he thought it would be a bad book,
- 25:40Speaker 1: I guess for his client. UM and Louis arms Armstrong
- 25:44Speaker 1: swore that he would have a sequel released that only
- 25:47Speaker 1: contained the stuff about his beloved gauge UM. But yeah,
- 25:52Speaker 1: so he got out. UM. They pulled some strings. Some
- 25:55Speaker 1: of the club owners I guess in in California in
- 25:57Speaker 1: the Los Angeles area got him out. He returned to
- 26:01Speaker 1: the bandstand post haste, and then he said when he
- 26:04Speaker 1: was performing on the bandstand as a quote where he says,
- 26:08Speaker 1: I laughed real hard when several movie stars came up
- 26:10Speaker 1: to the bandstand while we played a dance set and
- 26:12Speaker 1: told me when they heard about me getting caught with marijuana,
- 26:15Speaker 1: they thought marijuana was a chick. Well boy, that really
- 26:19Speaker 1: fractured me. Yes. Uh, this is strange because you will
- 26:23Speaker 1: hear a lot of marijuana advocates today and in more
- 26:27Speaker 1: recent years describe Louis Armstrong as one of the first
- 26:32Speaker 1: public policy advocates for marijuana, and granted, a lot of
- 26:37Speaker 1: these outfits will be a little biased, like you can
- 26:40Speaker 1: read an article that takes this stent on a website
- 26:43Speaker 1: called Guess what Noel Marijuana dot com by someone had
- 26:47Speaker 1: to snap up that you r o right. And what
- 26:51Speaker 1: we also found in what we would be remiss not
- 26:53Speaker 1: to mention is that later in life Armstrong developed significant
- 26:59Speaker 1: lung problem plums and he died before he even reached
- 27:02Speaker 1: his seventieth birthday. You can find this in uh, Louis
- 27:05Speaker 1: Armstrong Genius and Drugs by Stanton Peel, a PhD. Writing
- 27:09Speaker 1: for Psychology Today. The marijuana used had to have something
- 27:12Speaker 1: to do it, of course. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
- 27:15Speaker 1: no question about it. And I want to be clear,
- 27:17Speaker 1: we are certainly not advocating the use of marijuana. Uh.
- 27:21Speaker 1: This is is such an interesting story and it's it's
- 27:23Speaker 1: obviously part of the culture and especially when it comes
- 27:27Speaker 1: to you know, creative types and musicians. And clearly Louis
- 27:33Speaker 1: Armstrong was a highly functional, successful creative person. Uh. And
- 27:38Speaker 1: this was something he chose to do. And you can't
- 27:41Speaker 1: deny that it may have had an impact on um
- 27:44Speaker 1: the music that he made. Absolutely, Yeah, there was this
- 27:48Speaker 1: idea that uh, it opened up people's improvisational chops. And Armstrong,
- 27:55Speaker 1: when he writes about it, also mentions that there was
- 27:58Speaker 1: a bit of escapism, you know, and it made it
- 28:01Speaker 1: easier to um not feel like you lived in a
- 28:06Speaker 1: country that was constantly kicking the crap out of you.
- 28:09Speaker 1: And we and we can say one of the reasons
- 28:13Speaker 1: we're laughing so much about this is because Louis Armstrong's
- 28:17Speaker 1: personality shines through so vibrantly and at times comedically in
- 28:23Speaker 1: the interviews, in the in his written works. And we
- 28:28Speaker 1: didn't even mention the cartoonish anti marijuana propaganda that was
- 28:34Speaker 1: around in the twenties and thirties, right well, a lot
- 28:37Speaker 1: of it which was race based, primarily discriminating against people
- 28:43Speaker 1: of color. So is rebelling against an authoritarian effort, which
- 28:50Speaker 1: in principle is admirable. And I'm just to clarify that
- 28:59Speaker 1: some of those quotes of of Louis Armstrong talking about
- 29:02Speaker 1: his experiences with uh with weed Um, we're not from
- 29:05Speaker 1: that original book which came out in nineteen fifty four
- 29:08Speaker 1: called Satchmo My Life in New Orleans, because he did
- 29:11Speaker 1: talk about it in those sessions, but his manager did
- 29:14Speaker 1: have those pulled out and that you cannot find them.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But it was near the end of his life. In
- 29:20Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one he sat down with two biographers, Max
- 29:24Speaker 1: Jones and John Chilton Um where he decided he was
- 29:28Speaker 1: going to quote tell it like it was. And this
- 29:30Speaker 1: comes from a fantastic article by Lisa Ruff from Leafley
- 29:33Speaker 1: called Louis Armstrong and Cannabis the Jazz Legends lifelong love
- 29:38Speaker 1: of the gauge. And when he sat down with these biographers,
- 29:42Speaker 1: he admitted that he did eventually have to put down
- 29:47Speaker 1: the Mary Jane right because the penalties were just too
- 29:51Speaker 1: steep for him to deal with. You know, he talks
- 29:53Speaker 1: about as it's a young man's game. You know you're
- 29:55Speaker 1: gonna skirt the law and live life on the edge.
- 29:58Speaker 1: But you get older and it's just just stops being functional. Yeah,
- 30:03Speaker 1: and he's still. My favorite part about that quote is
- 30:06Speaker 1: that he's still found a playful way to refer to
- 30:09Speaker 1: the substance. Do you want to read this system? It's
- 30:12Speaker 1: a delight, Sure would be an honor. Well that was
- 30:15Speaker 1: my life and I don't feel ashamed at all. Mary Warner, Honey,
- 30:19Speaker 1: you're sure it was good and I enjoyed you heap much,
- 30:21Speaker 1: but the price got a little too high to pay.
- 30:24Speaker 1: At first, you was a misdemeanor, but as the years
- 30:27Speaker 1: rolled on, you lost your misdo and got meaner and meaner.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Jail house Lee speaking, So bye bye, I'll have to
- 30:34Speaker 1: put you down, dearest beautiful. Do you feel sad all
- 30:37Speaker 1: at once? It's like Kurt Vonnegut kind of writing. Uh,
- 30:41Speaker 1: There's there's one other thing I do want to point out.
- 30:44Speaker 1: I thought you would enjoy this snoll. It has little
- 30:48Speaker 1: to do with It has little to do with Barre Watta,
- 30:51Speaker 1: but a lot to do with Louis Armstrong. He was
- 30:56Speaker 1: an amazing trumpet player, right, and he was an amazing singer.
- 31:02Speaker 1: He was uh, forthright advocate for marijuana. He was also
- 31:10Speaker 1: a laxative advocate. I'm sorry, a laxative advocate. Okay, yeah,
- 31:16Speaker 1: sort of like a like a John Harvey Kellogg kind
- 31:18Speaker 1: of guy. Uh, kind of hopefully not not that into
- 31:24Speaker 1: uh animals. But he was an advocate of losing weight
- 31:29Speaker 1: through laxatives, which is tremendously unhealthy. Nobody do it, but
- 31:33Speaker 1: he was such a proponent of it. People would ask
- 31:35Speaker 1: him how he lost so much weight because his weight
- 31:38Speaker 1: would fluctuate, and he was very open about it. He
- 31:41Speaker 1: was like, I use laxatives, and he would name a
- 31:45Speaker 1: brand of it. Uh. He even wrote a book called
- 31:47Speaker 1: Lose Weight the Satchmo Way, was he sponsored? Did he have? Was?
- 31:51Speaker 1: Was he sponsored by what's the popular laxative x lax
- 31:55Speaker 1: that's like a legacy brand? Well, his initial favorite laxative
- 32:01Speaker 1: was something called Pluto water God, and it was banned
- 32:05Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy one because it contained lithium. Boy, so
- 32:09Speaker 1: not only did it make you poop your brains out,
- 32:11Speaker 1: it probably made you feel real mellow. Yes, he was
- 32:15Speaker 1: so convinced that laxatives were a great curative thing that
- 32:20Speaker 1: he gave bottles of them to his friends his presence,
- 32:24Speaker 1: and he also, you know, he produced flyers that depicted
- 32:29Speaker 1: him sitting on a toilet smiling. He told the British
- 32:34Speaker 1: family when he met them during the nine Great Britain
- 32:37Speaker 1: Tour about how awesome laxatives were. True story. That's uh,
- 32:43Speaker 1: that's pretty fascinating. But I, I just I wanted to
- 32:47Speaker 1: end on something a little little upbeat, because it is
- 32:53Speaker 1: a shame that he was driven, you know, to to
- 32:57Speaker 1: say goodbye to things that he loved. It's true. Um.
- 33:00Speaker 1: And speaking of saying goodbye, uh, Richard Nixon himself, whether
- 33:04Speaker 1: or not he served as Sachem's drug mule, he did
- 33:07Speaker 1: have some very kind words to share on the day
- 33:10Speaker 1: of his passing, that was July sixe UM. He says,
- 33:15Speaker 1: Mrs Nixon and I share the sorrow of millions of
- 33:17Speaker 1: Americans at the death of Louis Armstrong, one of the
- 33:20Speaker 1: architects of an American art form, a free and individual spirit,
- 33:23Speaker 1: and an artist of worldwide fame. His great talents and
- 33:26Speaker 1: magnificent spirit added richness and pleasure to all our lives
- 33:30Speaker 1: and and to steal a line from this really cool
- 33:34Speaker 1: um but but by far the most off the mark
- 33:37Speaker 1: version of the story. But it's animated in this series
- 33:39Speaker 1: called Drawn and Recorded, Uh Louis Armstrong, SACHEMO and Nixon
- 33:43Speaker 1: you can check out on Spotify. At the very end,
- 33:45Speaker 1: it quotes this um this statement from Nixon as well
- 33:48Speaker 1: and ends by saying that Richard Nixon also added richness
- 33:53Speaker 1: and pleasure to Louis Armstrong's life by smuggle and his
- 33:57Speaker 1: his gage stash. And and this is just touching on
- 34:03Speaker 1: a single anecdote from the strange and rich history of
- 34:08Speaker 1: drugs and public policy in the United States. Uh. You know,
- 34:12Speaker 1: we can also recommend, if you'd like to learn more
- 34:14Speaker 1: about the history of marijuana, specifically in the United States,
- 34:18Speaker 1: that you check out our friends over at Stuff you
- 34:20Speaker 1: Should Know and check out the article from NPR The
- 34:24Speaker 1: Mysterious History of Marijuana by Matt Thompson, which comes via
- 34:29Speaker 1: code Switch. That's a that's a great show, and that's
- 34:34Speaker 1: all for today, folks. Thank you so much for giving
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