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- 0:32Speaker 1: We are back at it here on early early Wednesday
- 0:37Speaker 1: for most still late Tuesday night in the West, and
- 0:39Speaker 1: we begin this hour from Dallas. Yes, we begin from Deuskin. Now,
- 0:46Speaker 1: the NBA players, with all those nights off for load management,
- 0:50Speaker 1: they needed more time off. Do you think the NBA
- 0:52Speaker 1: players were in there on their sabbatical they like, say,
- 0:55Speaker 1: I can't go to the beach today. I got to
- 0:57Speaker 1: rest up so I can go to the beach tomorrow.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Does it just is like that that disease is in
- 1:03Speaker 3: their mind.
- 1:03Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, you know what, I was out drinking
- 1:07Speaker 1: and I was in the sun for four hours yesterday,
- 1:10Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of sit back a
- 1:13Speaker 1: little bit in the in the hammock thing and I
- 1:16Speaker 1: don't want to be out in sun too much, the
- 1:17Speaker 1: father to day. Well, anyway, that's not the story. The
- 1:19Speaker 1: story here is Mark Cuban, who owned an NBA team,
- 1:26Speaker 1: sold an NBA team, and has been leaking stories to
- 1:29Speaker 1: his buddies the useful idiots in the media that he
- 1:32Speaker 1: wants to buy an NBA team again, which is rather
- 1:35Speaker 1: interesting when you consider the former majority owner of the
- 1:38Speaker 1: Mavericks says that the fan experience, the experience you have
- 1:45Speaker 1: if you attend an NBA game, is the main reason
- 1:50Speaker 1: that the NBA should embrace should embrace teams trying to lose,
- 1:59Speaker 1: better known by it's colloquial term tanking.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Do you see this?
- 2:04Speaker 2: No?
- 2:05Speaker 3: Maybe not all right?
- 2:06Speaker 1: Well, Mark Cuban with a bunch of errors because he
- 2:08Speaker 1: did it on X and I guess he decided not
- 2:11Speaker 1: to spell check it. Maybe he fired the person that
- 2:13Speaker 1: was supposed to spell check him, and he said, I'm
- 2:16Speaker 1: gonna clean this up because if I read all the typos,
- 2:18Speaker 1: it would really work. But Cuban said that the NBA
- 2:22Speaker 1: has been misguided this quote misguided in thinking that fans
- 2:26Speaker 1: want to see their teams compete every night with a
- 2:29Speaker 1: chance to win. It's never ever been that way. Cuban
- 2:33Speaker 1: went on to say, when I got into the NBA,
- 2:35Speaker 1: I thought Cuban said that they were in the basketball business.
- 2:39Speaker 3: We aren't. Cuban said, okay, we are in the.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Business of creating experiences for fans.
- 2:49Speaker 3: God so good.
- 2:52Speaker 1: He went on to say, seemingly with a straight face,
- 2:54Speaker 1: that few can remember the score from the last game
- 2:56Speaker 1: they saw or went to. They can't remember the dungk
- 3:00Speaker 1: so the shots. What they remember is who they were
- 3:03Speaker 1: with their family, their friends, a date. Cuban said, that's
- 3:09Speaker 1: what makes the experienced special. Close quote so good. I
- 3:16Speaker 1: can't believe this is real, all right, So that is
- 3:18Speaker 1: a good jumping out point. Let us discuss the question
- 3:22Speaker 1: for the class. What is the big takeaway from Mark Cuban,
- 3:26Speaker 1: who owned an NBA team for years, saying that the
- 3:31Speaker 1: NBA should just indorse tanking. They should indorse tanking. Now
- 3:38Speaker 1: my thoughts on this, I've got Chuck E Cheese, Lone Ranger,
- 3:43Speaker 1: and Lazy Susan and we will combine all of these
- 3:48Speaker 1: things together and put them all together, and we're going
- 3:51Speaker 1: to have a delicious dish of spaghetti and meatballs, is
- 3:56Speaker 1: what we're going to have. So a congratulations to Mark Cuban,
- 4:01Speaker 1: and I would like to congratulate mister Cuban.
- 4:03Speaker 3: There he wins the gold jacket.
- 4:06Speaker 1: This goes down as a first ballot haul of bad
- 4:09Speaker 1: take winner. Congratulations Mark, what a great business strategy. Let's
- 4:15Speaker 1: have some of our imagine, you know, pick any restaurant here,
- 4:19Speaker 1: just pick a random, random restaurant. We'll say, well, I'll
- 4:23Speaker 1: back Outback. I will pick Outback. We know our friend Louisiana,
- 4:26Speaker 1: when he wants to impress a woman, he goes to Anthony,
- 4:29Speaker 1: goes down Back.
- 4:29Speaker 3: So let's say Outback, and I know they haven't done.
- 4:32Speaker 1: That great the last couple of years because of the
- 4:34Speaker 1: price points and all that, but let's say Outback said,
- 4:36Speaker 1: why don't we have like, we'll have ten or fifteen
- 4:40Speaker 1: of our franchises serve blooming Onion, and we'll put cockroaches
- 4:45Speaker 1: in there, and we'll just and then we'll work on
- 4:48Speaker 1: some other menu. We'll just try to put a bad
- 4:50Speaker 1: product out and it doesn't really matter. People go to
- 4:53Speaker 1: Outback for the experience to say, oh, I went out
- 4:56Speaker 1: you know, have Anthony, and Louisiana wants to impress a woman,
- 4:59Speaker 1: he takes a out Back. So we'll just have certain
- 5:02Speaker 1: franchises that work for the company. We'll try to serve disgusting,
- 5:06Speaker 1: cockroach filled blooming onions. Okay, why not, Well they don't
- 5:11Speaker 1: do that. Why don't they do that because it's stupid.
- 5:15Speaker 1: It's dumb, dumb, du dumb, dumb dumb. So Cuban, if
- 5:19Speaker 1: I understand right, he thinks the paying customer is a
- 5:25Speaker 1: complete moron. And maybe you are. I mean, he could
- 5:29Speaker 1: be right. You know what, do I just do the overnight?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Maybe he's absolutely right. Uh, And you don't know anything
- 5:36Speaker 1: about basketball. You couldn't tell a basketball from a grapefruit.
- 5:40Speaker 1: That's what Cuban thinks. You're so stupid that you just
- 5:44Speaker 1: go out there. It's a show, all right. You know,
- 5:48Speaker 1: he's essentially saying that the NBA not a sport. Not
- 5:51Speaker 1: a sport. It's like an adults Chuck e cheese and
- 5:56Speaker 1: it gets to get some tokens. Go play the ski ball,
- 5:59Speaker 1: knock yourself out, right, said Chuck E Cheese for adults.
- 6:01Speaker 3: That's what the NBA is. At this point. You don't
- 6:03Speaker 3: remember the dunks, you don't remember the shots. You just
- 6:06Speaker 3: remember that you were there. Ah. The memories, Oh, the memories,
- 6:12Speaker 3: My God.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Now the Mallard diagnosis, the Mallard diagnosis that Cuban is
- 6:16Speaker 1: suffering from what I call matrix level brain rot. Matrix
- 6:22Speaker 1: level brain rot. Now, this happens when you spend way
- 6:26Speaker 1: too much time on social media in a climate controlled environment.
- 6:31Speaker 1: You don't get out in the real world. This is
- 6:34Speaker 1: what happens. And we do these Mallard meet and greets,
- 6:37Speaker 1: and I've been very lucky to meet some of you
- 6:39Speaker 1: in all parts of the United States, and it's been great.
- 6:41Speaker 3: It's been fun.
- 6:42Speaker 1: And I learn every time I do one of those things,
- 6:45Speaker 1: the people that I come across are nothing like whatever
- 6:49Speaker 1: that thing is on social media. It's much different world.
- 6:51Speaker 1: The real world is much different than that world. And
- 6:54Speaker 1: Cubans got this warped sense of reality. It would appear
- 6:57Speaker 1: if he thinks that's it. He's defending the man's defending
- 7:01Speaker 1: grade a low grade product by calling it an experience.
- 7:06Speaker 1: So why would any business attempt to put quality in
- 7:11Speaker 1: terms of entertainment.
- 7:12Speaker 3: It's just an experience. It doesn't matter who cares because.
- 7:17Speaker 1: The other issue here, and this is why I think
- 7:19Speaker 1: Cuban's either a moron or he's doing some kind of
- 7:22Speaker 1: trick here. The downstream liability of what the NBA is
- 7:28Speaker 1: doing is insane to the membrane. Right, you serve up
- 7:33Speaker 1: lukewarm bowls of competitive apathy. The deadliest word in all
- 7:38Speaker 1: of sport is apathy. And you do that year after year,
- 7:43Speaker 1: and what happens is fans stop making memories, they stop
- 7:48Speaker 1: even knowing you exist. You become irrelevant. You're an afterthought,
- 7:54Speaker 1: is what you are. Right and consistent, It's been proven.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Consistency losing year after year. It isn't just a strategy.
- 8:03Speaker 1: If you will, it is anthrax for your business. It is,
- 8:09Speaker 1: and it can it. Just know that it drives away.
- 8:13Speaker 1: People don't watch bad teams on television. While you say, wow,
- 8:17Speaker 1: the arena experience. The NBA is a TV show.
- 8:22Speaker 3: It just it.
- 8:23Speaker 1: It's a TV show people watch on television. That's how
- 8:27Speaker 1: they make their money. They're all actors in the TV show.
- 8:30Speaker 1: It's been that way and as long as they can
- 8:32Speaker 1: find people to pay them money. And they just got
- 8:34Speaker 1: a new TV contract, that's what's about. And you look
- 8:37Speaker 1: at the ratings of teams that have tanked and are
- 8:40Speaker 1: not trying to win and have terribleor no one's watching.
- 8:42Speaker 1: You think anone's watching a Washington Wizards game. Why would
- 8:45Speaker 1: you you should go to a looney bin. They're not
- 8:48Speaker 1: trying to win. Why would you bother watching?
- 8:52Speaker 3: You'd be better off staring at the blank wall over
- 8:54Speaker 3: here to my left, you'd be better off.
- 8:58Speaker 1: So people don't don't watch losers and you are a
- 9:02Speaker 1: TV show, so you're driving away your audience. You know
- 9:04Speaker 1: how hard it is to get people back. I do
- 9:06Speaker 1: a radios sho. I know how hard it is when
- 9:07Speaker 1: people stop listening. You got eight new people listen. It's
- 9:10Speaker 1: not the easiest thing.
- 9:11Speaker 3: In the world. It's not.
- 9:13Speaker 1: And if the outcome of these games does not matter,
- 9:16Speaker 1: If that doesn't matter, then the NBA is just what
- 9:21Speaker 1: is it? A light show with girls shaking their ass cheerleading?
- 9:24Speaker 1: I guess that's it. What if the cheerleaders are bad, Well,
- 9:27Speaker 1: it's an experience. Okay, thank you appreciate that. Now, keeping
- 9:32Speaker 1: the theme of the hour going here on the Ben
- 9:35Speaker 1: Mahl Show, So we are hearing that the main reason
- 9:39Speaker 1: Commissioner Adam Silver recently has attempted to unring the bell,
- 9:45Speaker 1: cracking down on late game tanking by the Utah Jazz
- 9:49Speaker 1: and the Indiana Pacers, and there are supposedly more fines coming.
- 9:53Speaker 1: They will announce those once they get back after the
- 9:56Speaker 1: long hiatus.
- 9:57Speaker 3: That said, the NBA.
- 9:59Speaker 1: The the theory is the reason all of a sudden,
- 10:02Speaker 1: out of the well Adam Silver has sat there and
- 10:04Speaker 1: twiddled his thumb.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Well, this has been going on under his entire watch,
- 10:07Speaker 3: and even.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Before he was there. It's because of the g man gamblers.
- 10:14Speaker 3: That's why. So question.
- 10:18Speaker 1: What sticks out about the chatter that Adam Silver is
- 10:22Speaker 1: motivated to contain tanking because of gambling.
- 10:29Speaker 3: All right, So the cartoon image in my head on
- 10:33Speaker 3: this one, yeah, the bubble, just imagine they're like a
- 10:35Speaker 3: cartoon bubble to the right side of my head.
- 10:38Speaker 1: And the images Commissioner Adam Silver suddenly riding in into
- 10:44Speaker 1: town and he's got a cowboy outfit on. He's the
- 10:48Speaker 1: lone Ranger, got silver spurs and they're jingling along there.
- 10:53Speaker 1: He's the lone Ranger and he's got his lasso and
- 10:56Speaker 1: he's gonna lasso tanking and he says, hi oh Silver.
- 11:01Speaker 1: And because he's Adam Silver, he says hi oh Silver,
- 11:05Speaker 1: just like the lone Ranger. Keeping it real, now, Adam
- 11:07Speaker 1: is not protecting the integrity of the game.
- 11:11Speaker 3: We know that is not the case, it's not about
- 11:12Speaker 3: the integrity of the game.
- 11:14Speaker 1: That ship sailed many many years ago, and it actually
- 11:17Speaker 1: hit an iceberg and it is currently sitting at the
- 11:20Speaker 1: bottom of the Atlantic Division.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Is where that is.
- 11:24Speaker 1: But so Silver is looking to pacify his business partners,
- 11:30Speaker 1: better known as the bookmakers, who have started to cry
- 11:34Speaker 1: foul here, like what are you.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Doing to us, dude? I mean, come on, now, that's
- 11:38Speaker 3: not right.
- 11:38Speaker 1: So the NBA is so deep and I like gambling,
- 11:41Speaker 1: but they're so deeply they're so deeply in bed with
- 11:45Speaker 1: the bookmakers the NBA that they're practically sharing the same pillow.
- 11:48Speaker 1: They're cuddling and canoodling and spooning with the gambling houses.
- 11:53Speaker 3: So Silver isn't worried.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Now.
- 11:55Speaker 1: He's not worried about the fan. Of course, we know
- 11:57Speaker 1: Mark Cuban thinks you're all a bunch of idiots. Anyway,
- 11:59Speaker 1: you loved teams losing. So Silver isn't worried about the fans.
- 12:04Speaker 1: He's worried about the disgruntled whales. And there are some
- 12:09Speaker 1: big blue whales out there that are angry. The suits
- 12:13Speaker 1: that are at the gambling houses. They're the ones that
- 12:15Speaker 1: are upset. And when you see a random coach, not
- 12:19Speaker 1: even hide the fact that, like the Utah Jazz coach,
- 12:23Speaker 1: Hey dude, dank come on haphazardly taking star players out
- 12:28Speaker 1: of the lineup and then not even hiding it. The
- 12:32Speaker 1: people that run the books, they start getting a little upset,
- 12:35Speaker 1: they start sweating a little bit. And the phone, they
- 12:37Speaker 1: have the special bat phone, and they contact the lizard
- 12:41Speaker 1: person and they say, can we get ahold of Adam Silver?
- 12:43Speaker 3: Sure, no problem, we'll put you on without him.
- 12:46Speaker 1: And then his phone starts ringing, He gets starts getting
- 12:48Speaker 1: those late night text messages, Hey what happened in that
- 12:50Speaker 1: Sacramento Kings game?
- 12:51Speaker 2: Here?
- 12:52Speaker 1: And so again these narrow minded owners, the narrow minded
- 12:57Speaker 1: owners who are out there, who have all gone to
- 13:02Speaker 1: the same chat. I maybe we're on the same webinar
- 13:05Speaker 1: or something like.
- 13:06Speaker 3: That, where they're all.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Indoctrinated into this cult of trust the process. Even though
- 13:11Speaker 1: sam Hinkey got decommissioned from the NBA, excommunicated from the NBA,
- 13:17Speaker 1: and so you're selling this snake oil of tanking. I
- 13:21Speaker 1: would get rid of the draft. We said this in
- 13:23Speaker 1: a previous episode. Just get rid of it. They don't
- 13:26Speaker 1: deserve it. Let them tank. How great would it be
- 13:29Speaker 1: if the NBA teams start tanking and there's no prize,
- 13:32Speaker 1: they just intentionally lose for no reason. How amazing would
- 13:37Speaker 1: that be? My God, would that be great? That would
- 13:40Speaker 1: be so good. So my advice to Adam Silver, the
- 13:44Speaker 1: Mather think tank was activated. We'd like to activate it
- 13:46Speaker 1: from time to theme. So the advice to Adam Silver here,
- 13:50Speaker 1: the NBA needs to get a deal with Procter and Gamble.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Now why do they need to deal with Procter and
- 13:56Speaker 1: Gamble so they can hire mister Clean. They need to
- 14:01Speaker 1: bring in mister Clean here as a brand ambassador for
- 14:04Speaker 1: the NBA. Bring mister Clean in. There's a lot to
- 14:06Speaker 1: tidy up here, and there's a big grease fire. So
- 14:10Speaker 1: I don't know that mister Clean can help with that,
- 14:12Speaker 1: but it's a big problem. Now the last word, We
- 14:15Speaker 1: now head to Boston. A bubbling controversy. Bubbling controversy, pro
- 14:22Speaker 1: bouncy ball, pro bouncy ball, bubbling controversy. So, despite Jason
- 14:26Speaker 1: Tatum being persona non grata, although I guess he's coming
- 14:29Speaker 1: back here soon, they have to have the final episode
- 14:32Speaker 1: of the docu series that he's putting together about his comeback.
- 14:35Speaker 3: But Jason Tatum has been out.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Jalen Brown has been the big man on campus for
- 14:39Speaker 1: the Celtics, and they have positioned themselves as one of
- 14:42Speaker 1: the better teams in the Eastern Conference, which appears to
- 14:45Speaker 1: be pretty wide open. I don't think anyone at the
- 14:48Speaker 1: top is like unbeatable in Eastern cons. It's pretty wide open.
- 14:51Speaker 1: The Celtics are right in the mix. And Brown recently
- 14:54Speaker 1: posted a graphic. I don't know if you saw this or not.
- 14:56Speaker 1: If you're blind, you heard about it. He posted this
- 14:59Speaker 1: thing on social media and it highlighted how essentially this
- 15:04Speaker 1: Celtic team this year is a carbon copy. The Boston
- 15:08Speaker 1: team is a carbon copy performance wise of what they
- 15:11Speaker 1: were last season, which is rather shocking when you consider
- 15:15Speaker 1: the fact the Celtics not only to get rid of
- 15:16Speaker 1: Jason Tatum, Porzingi's average, Al Horford, some other guys A
- 15:21Speaker 1: bunch of guys were gone from that team last year,
- 15:24Speaker 1: Drew Holliday. It's unloaded a lot of the depth. And
- 15:28Speaker 1: then Jason Tatum got hurt. So Brown his intentions were, wow, listen,
- 15:32Speaker 1: I'm celebrating the team. He got tremendous backlash. Tremendous backlash
- 15:41Speaker 1: is what he got. On social media, and he attempted
- 15:45Speaker 1: to explain himself in a recent interview. He said, quote,
- 15:48Speaker 1: this is Jalen Brown and the Celtics. He said, the
- 15:50Speaker 1: thing I posted that was about celebrating our group. Jalen
- 15:55Speaker 1: Brown said, people make it seem like it was about
- 15:58Speaker 1: me because because that's what people wanted it to be about.
- 16:02Speaker 1: But in reality, I'm just so proud, he said, of
- 16:06Speaker 1: our group.
- 16:07Speaker 3: I'm extremely proud. Question, I'll frame it this way.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Do you believe that Jason Tatum had pure intentions with
- 16:15Speaker 1: that graphic posting the Celtics being almost identical to what
- 16:20Speaker 1: they were with Jason Tatum, the success they're having this season.
- 16:24Speaker 1: So do you think his intentions you believe they were pure? So,
- 16:28Speaker 1: after a minutes long deliberation of the available evidence, we
- 16:33Speaker 1: have determined absolutely not. Zero point zero point zero point zero.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I imagine Jason. You know, Jason Tatum's looking
- 16:47Speaker 1: at this, Oh, I'm offended. And then Jalen Brown, He's
- 16:49Speaker 1: sitting there at a greasy diner in Eastie, spinning a
- 16:53Speaker 1: Lazy Susan and saying that he's just admiring the craftsmanship
- 16:57Speaker 1: of the lazy Susan.
- 16:59Speaker 3: That's it.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Right, He really actually wanted all the dishes. He wanted
- 17:02Speaker 1: everything and all that. And last I checked the NBA,
- 17:05Speaker 1: when the players actually show up and want to compete
- 17:07Speaker 1: and they're not tanking or doing load management, it's the
- 17:10Speaker 1: Star system. Am I wrong on that? Does anyone disagree?
- 17:13Speaker 1: It's the Star system in the NBA. This is not
- 17:16Speaker 1: a group project. It's not and not everyone gets a
- 17:21Speaker 1: participation ribbon in the NBA. So Brown said he was
- 17:25Speaker 1: celebrating the team. That's what he said. The Celtics were
- 17:30Speaker 1: supposed to fall through a trapdoor into a pit of
- 17:35Speaker 1: angry vipers without Jason Tatum. That was the narrative, and
- 17:40Speaker 1: that has not happened.
- 17:41Speaker 3: They're winning. Still.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Brown is playing very well and he wants every man,
- 17:46Speaker 1: woman and child to know in the world that he
- 17:48Speaker 1: is strutting around right now like a disco ball at
- 17:51Speaker 1: Studio fifty four.
- 17:53Speaker 3: He is.
- 17:53Speaker 1: He's letting everyone see he's like the keynote speaker Jalen Brown,
- 17:57Speaker 1: the keynote speaker at the conference of Me, Myself and I.
- 18:02Speaker 3: That is where he's at.
- 18:04Speaker 1: And now that the algorhythm, the alg orrhythm is cooking
- 18:09Speaker 1: him and he's getting cooked.
- 18:11Speaker 3: So now He's like, well, no, no, no, I am
- 18:13Speaker 3: the elevator operator, is what I am. And I'm just
- 18:16Speaker 3: lifting everybody up and you're all a bunch of haters
- 18:19Speaker 3: and all that, and that's what it is. Doesn't pass
- 18:23Speaker 3: the smell test. Does not pass the smell test. The
- 18:27Speaker 3: cologne on a skunk is what this is.
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- 19:10Speaker 3: So our lead this.
- 19:11Speaker 1: Hour is from the world of Pro football and Seattle
- 19:17Speaker 1: days after, just days after a rollicking good time on
- 19:21Speaker 1: the streets of Seattle, a winner of the Lombardi Trophy. There,
- 19:26Speaker 1: the team that represents the Pacific Northwest has made a
- 19:29Speaker 1: decision here to put the player most responsible in the
- 19:34Speaker 1: Super Bowl for winning the game into a place where
- 19:37Speaker 1: they are twisting in the wind. So, how don't you
- 19:40Speaker 1: saw this? Maybe you missed it, perhaps not, but we
- 19:44Speaker 1: learned that it is highly unlikely that the Seahawks will
- 19:49Speaker 1: use their franchise tag on running back and Super Bowl
- 19:54Speaker 1: MVP Kenneth Walker. These Seahawks have multiple free agents they
- 20:00Speaker 1: would like to keep all of them, and so the
- 20:05Speaker 1: way the story was passed on by the team and
- 20:08Speaker 1: representatives of the team for fan consumption was it's all
- 20:12Speaker 1: about paying Jackson Smith and Jigba. That is what this
- 20:16Speaker 1: is all about. Now. Adam Schefter, one of the messenger pigeons,
- 20:20Speaker 1: says that the super Bowl tax.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'll do this. I'll do this professionally.
- 20:31Speaker 1: The super Bowl tax is why they cannot do the
- 20:35Speaker 1: franchise tag on Kenneth Walker.
- 20:37Speaker 3: That's essentially what was implied by the reporting.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Also a good jumping off point, let us discuss the
- 20:43Speaker 1: question can you explain to me?
- 20:46Speaker 3: I would like you to explain to me like like
- 20:50Speaker 3: you're a child, right, What is.
- 20:52Speaker 1: The message the Seahawks are sending to Kenneth Walker.
- 20:57Speaker 3: So let me then go first.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I'll explain to you, and I'll just pretend you're like
- 21:01Speaker 1: five years old and I'll explain this to you. What's
- 21:04Speaker 1: the message to the Seahawks are sending in they let
- 21:05Speaker 1: it out. It was obviously coming from somebody in the
- 21:08Speaker 1: Seahawks organization that they are not going to give the
- 21:11Speaker 1: franchise tag to Kenneth Walker. So my observation, I've got Huggies,
- 21:16Speaker 1: Mega Church, and Alice Cooper and we will combine all
- 21:21Speaker 1: of these things together and we are going to do
- 21:24Speaker 1: the two man bobs led is what we're going to do.
- 21:27Speaker 3: So number so a reminder life comes at you fast.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Just a few days ago that Kenneth Walker was seemingly
- 21:41Speaker 1: trying to convince an intoxicated Seahawks executive to give him
- 21:46Speaker 1: a massive contract. And now commer heads have prevailed and
- 21:52Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker, who was feeling like the king of the sandbox,
- 21:56Speaker 1: the king of the sandbox, Kenneth Walker big game in
- 22:01Speaker 1: the Super Bowl didn't score a touchdown though, and now
- 22:04Speaker 1: reality is knocking at the door. So you got John Schneider,
- 22:10Speaker 1: the GM there in Seattle, who's essentially saying, hey, yeah,
- 22:13Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker, we really do thank you for what you
- 22:15Speaker 1: did in the super Bowl. It was really kind of cool.
- 22:17Speaker 1: But in order for you to stay, we need a
- 22:19Speaker 1: coupon book. We need a book of coupons. It's hometown
- 22:23Speaker 1: discount or.
- 22:25Speaker 3: Go to the highway, get out of here.
- 22:27Speaker 1: And they're telling Kenneth Walker, even though you are the
- 22:31Speaker 1: MVP of the Super Bowl and all that, and you'll
- 22:32Speaker 1: have that title the rest of your life, in this
- 22:36Speaker 1: chapter of the book, you are like Huggies. You are
- 22:41Speaker 1: Little Mover's disposable diapers.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Is what you are. You're a diaper, a disposable diaper.
- 22:45Speaker 3: That's it.
- 22:46Speaker 1: And you were great and it's wonderful. But there's no
- 22:49Speaker 1: way on God's Green to Earth. We're paying you almost
- 22:52Speaker 1: fifteen million dollars, which is what the franchise tag.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Is not gonna happen. You just run into piles. It's
- 22:59Speaker 3: not about you. It's the running back. Now.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Just to be clear, I wouldn't pay it running back
- 23:05Speaker 1: that much either. However, all I heard from my friends
- 23:09Speaker 1: in Seattle and the Pacific Northwest is they do things differently.
- 23:13Speaker 1: They're a classy operation and they keep their guys around
- 23:17Speaker 1: like you all told me that. Okay, so you just
- 23:18Speaker 1: won the Super Bowl. You're pretty much telling Kenneth Walker, Hey,
- 23:21Speaker 1: get out of here. That's the message, right, thanks, but
- 23:26Speaker 1: no thanks.
- 23:26Speaker 3: We don't really want you.
- 23:29Speaker 1: And so they're like, I mean, they're they're leaking it out.
- 23:31Speaker 1: We want JSN. That's what we want. And and it
- 23:34Speaker 1: was he vanished in the Super Bowl. He was a
- 23:36Speaker 1: non factor. And the guy that carried the Seahawks across
- 23:39Speaker 1: the finish line, they're telling him hit the road, Jack
- 23:43Speaker 1: and that's it. And they're really double dog daring. The
- 23:47Speaker 1: Seahawks are double dog daring Kenneth Walker. It's like, go
- 23:51Speaker 1: out and see if there's somebody else on the playground
- 23:55Speaker 1: wants to give you all the toys. So we don't
- 23:57Speaker 1: want to give you all the toys, but I'm the
- 23:59Speaker 1: king of the samb doesn't matter.
- 24:01Speaker 3: Go see if somebody else will give you all the time.
- 24:02Speaker 3: But I want the toys here now.
- 24:06Speaker 1: If you're Kenneth Walker, as I understand, he wants to
- 24:09Speaker 1: stay in Seattle. Think it's been pretty open about that.
- 24:11Speaker 1: He wants to stay there. It's got a good thing
- 24:12Speaker 1: going all that. Blah blah blah blah blah. Don't you
- 24:15Speaker 1: have to leave? If you were advising Kenneth Walker, don't
- 24:20Speaker 1: you have to leave? This is the high water mark
- 24:24Speaker 1: of the man's career. There's always a sucker out there
- 24:27Speaker 1: that will overpay a running back, whether that is Jerry
- 24:31Speaker 1: Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. The Steelers need an upgrade
- 24:34Speaker 1: at running back. They don't normally do things like that.
- 24:36Speaker 1: There's a bunch of teams that have suspects at running back.
- 24:40Speaker 1: So if you're Kenneth Walker, I know I want to
- 24:42Speaker 1: stay on him. Don't you have to go somewhere else?
- 24:45Speaker 1: They don't want to pay it. The Seahawks have said
- 24:47Speaker 1: we don't want to pay it, So don't you have
- 24:50Speaker 1: to leave?
- 24:50Speaker 3: Right?
- 24:50Speaker 1: I would think unless there's some kind of backroom deal
- 24:53Speaker 1: we don't know about, they're daring you to leave. And
- 24:57Speaker 1: that whole dopamine hit from winning the Super Ball and
- 25:00Speaker 1: how great that was, and the high which is addictive
- 25:03Speaker 1: of being the MVP and just a few.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Days later say yeah, we're good. We're good.
- 25:10Speaker 1: So it's either tight in the seatbelt a little bit
- 25:12Speaker 1: and you can hang out with Sasquatch for a couple
- 25:15Speaker 1: more years, or go out in the wild blue yonder
- 25:19Speaker 1: and walk down the winn A Mucker Road and see
- 25:20Speaker 1: if you can find somebody to pay.
- 25:22Speaker 3: And that's that. Now.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Page two, we go to Houston, a developing story, and
- 25:28Speaker 1: I know mister irrigation loves this idea. So the Texans
- 25:32Speaker 1: are saying, hey, we're all on board, we like our quarterback.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. However, we are
- 25:37Speaker 3: hearing chatter, and I love my chatter.
- 25:42Speaker 1: We're hearing chatter that Texans quarterback c Jay Stroud can
- 25:47Speaker 1: be yours if the price is right.
- 25:50Speaker 3: What are you talking about? That's outrageous? Uh not really,
- 25:55Speaker 3: not really.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Now Todd McShay, who used to be somebody and now
- 25:58Speaker 1: he's like another pod cast guy. But Todd McShay claims
- 26:02Speaker 1: it is a possibility. It is a possibility. He used
- 26:06Speaker 1: to be the NFL draft guru and then they fight
- 26:10Speaker 1: with mel Kiper and then they got rid of him.
- 26:12Speaker 1: He had some issues and so he's gone. So mcshay's
- 26:15Speaker 1: tossing it out there that CJ. Stroud could be yours
- 26:18Speaker 1: if the price is right. So the question again, it's
- 26:22Speaker 1: just a report. Texans are saying, we love our guy.
- 26:25Speaker 1: So what is the temperature in the room. What is
- 26:29Speaker 1: the temperature in the room around quarterback CJ Stroud for
- 26:33Speaker 1: the Texans going forward? So I looked and what I
- 26:38Speaker 1: did is I looked at the temperature in the mashed potatoes,
- 26:41Speaker 1: just some garlic mashed potatoes. And I looked at the
- 26:42Speaker 1: temperature of the garlic mashed potatoes.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Lukewarm. That's the temperature in the room. Lukewarm. Garlic mashed potatoes.
- 26:49Speaker 3: That's it.
- 26:50Speaker 2: C J.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Stroud is at this point a false start career penalty.
- 26:58Speaker 3: He is guilty of a false start.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Looked like he had arrived and was the man, big
- 27:04Speaker 1: man on campus at the start. To use a horse
- 27:07Speaker 1: racing analogy for our friends at Churchill Downs who listen, well,
- 27:11Speaker 1: we have one guy at Churchill Downs that listen. It's
- 27:13Speaker 1: like a racehorse sprinting out of the gate. You look
- 27:16Speaker 1: like Secretariat and you're just running and you're leading everybody
- 27:22Speaker 1: and you're dominating it. And for a quarter mile c J.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Stroud was the BEA's knees, Oh my god.
- 27:29Speaker 3: And then he.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Decided to pull over to the side of the track.
- 27:33Speaker 1: And he wanted to take a nap, and so he
- 27:36Speaker 1: took a nap.
- 27:37Speaker 3: C J. Stroud right on the rail. And he's been
- 27:40Speaker 3: taking a nap for two years in a row in
- 27:42Speaker 3: the playoffs, and so.
- 27:43Speaker 1: You thought you had your forever quarterback. It was skulduggery,
- 27:48Speaker 1: is what it was. It was just sculduggery. In the
- 27:49Speaker 1: last couple of years, he's looked more like a guy
- 27:52Speaker 1: c J. Stroud who should be running a mega church
- 27:56Speaker 1: as a full time televangelist, to be better at that, right,
- 28:01Speaker 1: better at that than being a franchise quarterback. He just
- 28:05Speaker 1: looks like he should That's what he should be doing.
- 28:07Speaker 1: He should be at televangelist and not a quarterback. That's
- 28:10Speaker 1: the way he's played now. I got a lot of
- 28:11Speaker 1: crap for my friends in Houston when I mentioned this
- 28:14Speaker 1: prior to last season, and.
- 28:16Speaker 3: You don't know what you're talking about. That's why you're
- 28:19Speaker 3: doing the overnight show. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
- 28:21Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah and your face.
- 28:23Speaker 1: I didn't hear for one of those losers because I
- 28:26Speaker 1: was proven correct.
- 28:27Speaker 4: C J.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Stroud validated the Mallard monologue. And now two years.
- 28:31Speaker 3: In a row.
- 28:32Speaker 1: And so we have now reached a fork in the
- 28:35Speaker 1: road and they changed coordinators. Right, They've had a championship
- 28:40Speaker 1: level defense in Houston, They've gone through a couple offensive
- 28:42Speaker 1: coordinators there. The common denominator is c J. Stroud and
- 28:47Speaker 1: Houston is inching closer. They're inching closer to the Tua
- 28:53Speaker 1: zone or the Kyler Murray trap.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Year three entering year four, So you're already done with
- 29:00Speaker 3: three years in the NFL.
- 29:01Speaker 1: You got to decide that fifth year option thing and
- 29:05Speaker 1: whether you want to keep him if you pick up
- 29:06Speaker 1: the option. Those are all decisions that have to be made, right,
- 29:10Speaker 1: and then you have to said, is he the guy
- 29:11Speaker 1: that we're going to sign to a big contract? And
- 29:13Speaker 1: this is the mistake. So many of these teams make
- 29:15Speaker 1: guys that haven't shown they're the guy. They get paid
- 29:18Speaker 1: because you think they're gonna be the guy, and then
- 29:21Speaker 1: you get stuck. You get stuck with a stiff So
- 29:26Speaker 1: the doomsday clock.
- 29:28Speaker 3: On the future of c. J. Stroud continues. Is he
- 29:33Speaker 3: worthy of a massive paid it? No?
- 29:35Speaker 1: No, If you're related, I guess, but I'm not related
- 29:39Speaker 1: to him. I don't know the guy. No, Like I said,
- 29:42Speaker 1: he plays quarterback, like you should be a televangelist and
- 29:46Speaker 1: at megachurch, and there's plenty of them in Houston, so
- 29:48Speaker 1: he can pick which one he wants to work at.
- 29:50Speaker 1: But that's fine, And so is he worth aristocrat money?
- 29:54Speaker 1: No bueno, No, cannot do it now. Privately, my theory
- 30:00Speaker 1: you on this' it's like politicians. It's like politicians. You've
- 30:04Speaker 1: got the public versus private. Privately, the Texans are all ears.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Send us a text, you use your burner phone.
- 30:11Speaker 3: We'll figure this out. We'll figure this out together. Publicly.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Oh, we love our quarterback. We stand by our guy,
- 30:18Speaker 1: We support our quarterback. Way to go, We believe in
- 30:21Speaker 1: you and all this stuff. So at some point you
- 30:25Speaker 1: have to wake up and be the adult in the
- 30:27Speaker 1: room and realize that you're.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Not that guy.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Pout, You're not that guy. And that's the problem, and
- 30:34Speaker 1: that until proven otherwise, CJ. Stroud is a flash in
- 30:37Speaker 1: the pan.
- 30:38Speaker 3: That's it.
- 30:38Speaker 1: And the other problem is, even if he comes back
- 30:40Speaker 1: and plays well next NFL season, you still can't trust
- 30:43Speaker 1: him because you said two terrible seasons, So is that
- 30:46Speaker 1: an aberration? You got to play consistently well, You're gonna
- 30:51Speaker 1: have a couple of bad games in a row. Whatever
- 30:52Speaker 1: you gotta, you can't have back to back stinkers. And
- 30:55Speaker 1: he's not a big game quarterback. Did you see he
- 30:58Speaker 1: puked all over himself? He rode the vomit comet in
- 31:01Speaker 1: the playoff games?
- 31:02Speaker 3: All right? Now, final point?
- 31:03Speaker 1: Seeing right in vomit commt We go to Minnesota and
- 31:07Speaker 1: there's a convoy of vomit commets in Minnesota.
- 31:09Speaker 3: And now C J. Stroud's bad. But if you do
- 31:13Speaker 3: a side.
- 31:14Speaker 1: By side call the challenge, he is an all pro
- 31:18Speaker 1: compared to JJ McCarthy.
- 31:22Speaker 3: God is McCarthy bad.
- 31:23Speaker 1: His inability to run the offense in Minnesota has come
- 31:27Speaker 1: to light a dramatic report claiming the Vikings mid season
- 31:34Speaker 1: dumped their playbook, much of their playbook.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Did you see this?
- 31:38Speaker 1: No? So the reporting is that McCarthy was so bad.
- 31:42Speaker 1: How bad was he? He was so bad that the
- 31:45Speaker 1: Vikings removed almost all of the over the middle passing
- 31:49Speaker 1: concepts during the season to dumb down the playbook. Because
- 31:55Speaker 1: even though McCarthy played all those games at Michigan and
- 31:58Speaker 1: all this, he's a dumb dumb so they had they
- 32:01Speaker 1: had water down the playbook. So the question can you
- 32:05Speaker 1: put into context what this report of the Vikings chopping
- 32:10Speaker 1: down the playbook, getting read of the over the middle
- 32:14Speaker 1: passing plays for JJ McCarthy means. So I will put
- 32:18Speaker 1: it in a context, Crank up the old boombox here
- 32:22Speaker 1: as the Great Alice Cooper screeched back in his day.
- 32:26Speaker 1: No more, mister nice guy. That's the Vikings, No more,
- 32:29Speaker 1: mister nice guys. What they're saying, it's exactly what the
- 32:32Speaker 1: Viking report. That report sounds like to me. That's that's
- 32:36Speaker 1: what it sounds like to me. It's like, Hey, Kevin
- 32:38Speaker 1: O'Connell and the Viking coaching staff, they took that playbook
- 32:42Speaker 1: and they walked into the room with the paper.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Shredder and they shredded it.
- 32:47Speaker 1: They did a bunch of delete, delete delete on the tablets,
- 32:50Speaker 1: the files they had to get rid of, and they said, hey, JJ, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 32:55Speaker 1: what we're gonna need the Fisher Price version for you.
- 32:59Speaker 1: We're gonna the Fisher Price playbook for JJ McCarthy. They
- 33:04Speaker 1: put training wheels on a Harley Davidson. You don't draft
- 33:07Speaker 1: a quarterback in the first round. I don't need to
- 33:09Speaker 1: tell you this, and he sits out his first year
- 33:12Speaker 1: is a red shirt and then you have to dumb
- 33:15Speaker 1: down the playbook because he's incompetent, Like that's so embarrassing.
- 33:19Speaker 3: My god, bubble wrapped the quarterback. You got hurt anyway.
- 33:25Speaker 3: So as far as the leak, we always ask the
- 33:29Speaker 3: question who leaked it? Why leak it? Now? Well, who
- 33:32Speaker 3: leaked it?
- 33:33Speaker 1: You think JJ McCarthy's people leaked the fact that he's
- 33:36Speaker 1: a moron and doesn't know the plays.
- 33:38Speaker 3: I'm gonna go know, So it's the vikings. Why would
- 33:40Speaker 3: you leak it? Not?
- 33:41Speaker 1: Well, you're leaking it now to let people know that
- 33:45Speaker 1: you're gonna bring in another quarterback and that the reason
- 33:47Speaker 1: you're doing that is because your current quarterback is a
- 33:51Speaker 1: Dodo bird and that's why you have to do it.
- 33:54Speaker 1: So it was not accidental. I don't believe the leak
- 33:56Speaker 1: was accidental. It was the organization Minnesota quietly turning off
- 34:02Speaker 1: the star Trek deflector shields. They turn them off, and
- 34:08Speaker 1: that's it, and they're preparing to bring in somebody else.
- 34:11Speaker 1: And whoever they bring in is also gonna stink most likely,
- 34:14Speaker 1: So you'll get that. But you don't simplify unless you
- 34:19Speaker 1: have no other options, Like that's a total panic move, right,
- 34:22Speaker 1: that's an I mean, everyone agree, that's a panic move
- 34:24Speaker 1: by the Viking.
- 34:25Speaker 3: You don't dumb.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Things down unless the test scores are coming back in crayon,
- 34:32Speaker 1: and you're like, what man thinking about? McCarthy had justin Jefferson,
- 34:38Speaker 1: top five receiver in the NFL, who was neutered Jordan Addison,
- 34:45Speaker 1: great player, right, good player? And the Vikings ranked twenty
- 34:48Speaker 1: ninth in passing offense, twenty ninth in passing offense. That
- 34:53Speaker 1: is not development, That is demolition. That is a dereliction
- 34:58Speaker 1: of duties, is what they And so the message is
- 35:01Speaker 1: rather clear. The gloves are off, the kid gloves are off,
- 35:05Speaker 1: and the Vikings are in the quarterback market, whether that's
- 35:09Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins coming back or taking a flyer on two,
- 35:13Speaker 1: a tongue of my lower or something like that the
- 35:16Speaker 1: Game of Musical Chairs.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 35:20Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 35:24Speaker 3: It's Mallard. How about that?
- 35:25Speaker 2: To the third degree? This is one big THENT gets
- 35:31Speaker 2: quilled all.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Right, Google.
- 35:33Speaker 4: Mike Vrabel said this week that the Patriots have quotes
- 35:36Speaker 4: built the foundation, but need to improve.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Where do you think they need to improve the most.
- 35:42Speaker 1: They need better wide receivers. They need at least one
- 35:44Speaker 1: stud wide receiver, and really that's it, other than a
- 35:50Speaker 1: little bit better of an offensive line. And they set
- 35:52Speaker 1: the foundation they have to prove and validate this following
- 35:54Speaker 1: year against when they play a tougher schedule that they're
- 35:58Speaker 1: not fraud They're not gonna have as good a rec
- 36:00Speaker 1: next year, but they have to legitimize it. So I
- 36:04Speaker 1: would go out and get a you know, Aj Brown,
- 36:05Speaker 1: someone like that next.
- 36:07Speaker 4: It is being reported that Jason Tatum will potentially make
- 36:10Speaker 4: his return to the court for the Celtics on March first, Ben,
- 36:13Speaker 4: do you think Tatum's return has these Celtics poised for
- 36:15Speaker 4: a finals run?
- 36:16Speaker 1: Well, first of all, they're already in position. There is
- 36:18Speaker 1: no one I am. I'm a glutton for punchment. I
- 36:21Speaker 1: ripped the NBA all the time, but I have it
- 36:22Speaker 1: on the background and I don't see anyone in the
- 36:24Speaker 1: Eastern Conference that is invincible. So they're right in the
- 36:28Speaker 1: middle of it already. So yes, assuming Tatum's actually going
- 36:31Speaker 1: to be able to stay healthy and play and all that,
- 36:33Speaker 1: the Celtics have a shot to get to the NBA Finals.
- 36:36Speaker 1: There's no dominant team in the Eastern Conference, and he's
- 36:39Speaker 1: doing that for NBC next.
- 36:42Speaker 3: So Steven A.
- 36:43Speaker 4: Smith recently took a shot at Ben Simmons, who was
- 36:45Speaker 4: no longer in the NBA. They were asked why he
- 36:47Speaker 4: keeps taking shots to him. He said he will keep
- 36:50Speaker 4: catching strays as long as he is alive. He said,
- 36:53Speaker 4: there's no bigger thief in the history of the NBA
- 36:55Speaker 4: than that man, Ben. Do you agree with that, No
- 36:56Speaker 4: bigger thief?
- 36:58Speaker 3: Financially?
- 36:59Speaker 1: You would say Ben Simmons is at the very top
- 37:02Speaker 1: money wise. I mean, there's been a lot of guys
- 37:04Speaker 1: stealing money in the NBA. Made of them played for
- 37:06Speaker 1: the Clippers as Ben Simmons did. How about Stephen A
- 37:08Speaker 1: running for president?
- 37:09Speaker 2: Cook?
- 37:09Speaker 3: How about that? I vote for him, You vote for him.
- 37:12Speaker 3: I just want somebody I know to be president. I
- 37:14Speaker 3: know him. I'd be cool. No, he's not gonna win,
- 37:17Speaker 3: all right.
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- 37:30Speaker 3: It's up It Buzz with Little Rain and ten nine
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- 37:41Speaker 3: Dear Rye.
- 37:44Speaker 6: That's right, you heard the man.
- 37:46Speaker 5: It is officially time for love here on the Ben
- 37:48Speaker 5: Mallor Show.
- 37:50Speaker 6: M I love love. And you know, Coop just asked
- 37:53Speaker 6: me a really good question.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Was it on the air?
- 37:56Speaker 5: No, no, no, but he was wondering, you know which
- 37:59Speaker 5: Winter Olympics sport do you think would be the best lovers? Okay,
- 38:03Speaker 5: I think obviously ice skaters because they're super flexible.
- 38:07Speaker 6: You can put them in any position you want, bend
- 38:09Speaker 6: them like a preza.
- 38:10Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what sport.
- 38:13Speaker 1: I did see a photo somebody sent me of some
- 38:15Speaker 1: women in those kat suits.
- 38:17Speaker 3: They looked very very speed skaters. Who they are?
- 38:21Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god, holy yeah?
- 38:25Speaker 3: Wow?
- 38:25Speaker 1: All right, yeah, okay, here we go, Lorena far out
- 38:30Speaker 1: Dave says, can you burn out the oh yeah, right
- 38:34Speaker 1: there button just like the first gear on a transmission.
- 38:38Speaker 3: I'm asking for a friend.
- 38:39Speaker 6: Do I have that button? Is that a button?
- 38:41Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what he's far out, Dave,
- 38:43Speaker 3: I don't know what he's talking about.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Andy and Lionel Lakes, Minnesota, writes and he says I'm
- 38:47Speaker 1: glad Valentine's Day is behind this long story short. I
- 38:50Speaker 1: picked up some eatable boxer shorts for myself to spice
- 38:54Speaker 1: things up last Saturday. When my gal on Sunday woke
- 38:58Speaker 1: up with e coli and pink eye, she's not happy.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Oh I'm never shopping there again.
- 39:04Speaker 5: Oh, you got to get the right candy edible Endi's
- 39:07Speaker 5: if you're going to do that.
- 39:07Speaker 6: They have a bunch of different ones.
- 39:08Speaker 3: There a black market for edible No you Spencers.
- 39:13Speaker 5: But I also heard Amazon is really good for a
- 39:15Speaker 5: little like smut stuff like that. Yeah, but you can
- 39:17Speaker 5: do like you know, those candy necklaces that you bite,
- 39:20Speaker 5: bite little people. They make those in thongs and boxers.
- 39:24Speaker 5: So yeah, you can get to chewing baby.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Imagine making your money making that, all right? Bird Dog
- 39:29Speaker 1: writes in and says, do girls like it? Do girls
- 39:32Speaker 1: like it when it rains?
- 39:34Speaker 2: Awe?
- 39:34Speaker 3: Or does it frighten them?
- 39:36Speaker 5: I love it when it rains. I actually sleep with
- 39:38Speaker 5: my window open when it happens. I just went outside
- 39:40Speaker 5: here doing the break to see it, put my face up,
- 39:42Speaker 5: got some of the eyeball.
- 39:43Speaker 3: It was bad. I do love the I think the
- 39:45Speaker 3: answer is both.
- 39:46Speaker 4: My wife said, she loves the rain, but then when
- 39:47Speaker 4: I leave for work, she's texting me that it sounds scary.
- 39:50Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, there's that. It's just like hailing last
- 39:54Speaker 3: last night. Get aggressive here, Yes it does.
- 39:57Speaker 1: JT, the wingman from outside Knoxville, Tennessee, rights in our
- 40:00Speaker 1: pal He says, went on a road trip to Florida
- 40:03Speaker 1: with your significant other in the overnight? Who gets to
- 40:06Speaker 1: choose the radio station? I'm asking for a friend.
- 40:09Speaker 6: Whoever's the driver?
- 40:10Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
- 40:11Speaker 1: JT's a He's a legendary driver, so I would think
- 40:14Speaker 1: he would get to decide.
- 40:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it always has to be the driver because the
- 40:17Speaker 5: driver has to stay like awake.
- 40:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Shane and Moyne says, for the Lorena, which athletes and the
- 40:24Speaker 1: major sports? Does the Queen find the sexiest NBA, NHL, NFL,
- 40:28Speaker 1: or MLB.
- 40:29Speaker 5: Oh, it's got to it's gotta be.
- 40:32Speaker 3: All the above. I don't know.
- 40:34Speaker 6: That's got to be the NFL, NFL. Yeah, I love
- 40:36Speaker 6: a big man.
- 40:37Speaker 3: What about hockey, though, there's some big I worked.
- 40:39Speaker 5: With hockey players, used to work at the Honda Center,
- 40:41Speaker 5: and I never yeah, I never really catch it on those.
- 40:45Speaker 3: Ones, all right, Bobby and Florida, Keevi and Pop.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Bobby says, how do you fix a situation where your
- 40:49Speaker 1: woman said, don't do anything for Valentine's Day?
- 40:53Speaker 3: So you didn't, but she didn't really meet it. That's
- 40:59Speaker 3: the oldest in the woman's plightbook.
- 41:01Speaker 1: All this trek in the Woman's Plightbook is to say,
- 41:04Speaker 1: don't do anything.
- 41:07Speaker 3: No, you all you women do that, Larta, Bobby, you
- 41:09Speaker 3: all do it.
- 41:10Speaker 6: Shouldn't have done that. You know better, you know better.
- 41:13Speaker 6: But they play mind games.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Exactly hate that. Say what you want and want what
- 41:18Speaker 3: you say? That's what I say.
- 41:20Speaker 6: You have to read my mind.
- 41:21Speaker 3: No, I'm not No.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 41:25Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Attention everyone,
- 41:30Speaker 2: and the password is password, you idiot, password the word
- 41:36Speaker 2: Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meler.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Oh, yes, do it? Password the word Game of the Stars.
- 41:43Speaker 1: And we welcome in our contestants. We have Mark in
- 41:47Speaker 1: the north end.
- 41:49Speaker 3: Who's going to play?
- 41:49Speaker 1: Hello, Mark, welcome. You gotta get some WS. I know
- 41:55Speaker 1: you're working right now. You try you're beating the traffic, right,
- 41:58Speaker 1: you're beating the traffic? Yes, all right, Mark, you are
- 42:02Speaker 1: going to play a password. Hold on a second, and
- 42:06Speaker 1: Mike the Leprecaun is gonna play.
- 42:08Speaker 3: Hello that Mike the Leprecaun. Alright, so look at you Wednesday,
- 42:14Speaker 3: all right? Happy? Yes, I don't know if you say happy,
- 42:16Speaker 3: but you just did. All right? Mark, who do you
- 42:20Speaker 3: want to partner up with?
- 42:21Speaker 1: Here?
- 42:21Speaker 3: Mark?
- 42:22Speaker 2: You're the man, I'm.
- 42:23Speaker 3: The man, man, how coul you be a man? Scotty
- 42:25Speaker 3: forrel you man? You man, I'm a man? All right?
- 42:27Speaker 2: Very good?
- 42:27Speaker 3: All right, very good. You're gonna play. And Mike the Leprecaun.
- 42:31Speaker 3: You've got Florina and Coop Mike the Leprechaun.
- 42:35Speaker 5: Let me think about it for one second.
- 42:39Speaker 3: All right, all right, very good, Mark. We have a
- 42:42Speaker 3: list of words.
- 42:42Speaker 6: Can we call him the leper instead?
- 42:46Speaker 1: We one to ten? One to ten and number three?
- 42:51Speaker 1: Al right, word number three, let's go with Let's go
- 42:56Speaker 1: with the clue?
- 42:58Speaker 3: Is uh uh? Integrate? Yeah?
- 43:05Speaker 1: But they both gave the right end, you see that, Coop,
- 43:08Speaker 1: Mike idiot.
- 43:09Speaker 3: I'm all right, that's save points.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Go ahead there, Coop, Mike the leppertn picking number one
- 43:15Speaker 1: to ten, please not three.
- 43:21Speaker 3: It's your guy, Coop, that's your guy. Uh a novel book.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Yes, all right, there you were tied to ten, and
- 43:32Speaker 1: back to you Marky. Mark picked eight, number one to ten,
- 43:35Speaker 1: but not two.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Not three?
- 43:37Speaker 1: Number one?
- 43:39Speaker 3: All right, number one.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Let's go with uh Jubilee.
- 43:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:49Speaker 6: I can't believe you got a good job.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Good job, Mark pick not picking number Mike.
- 43:55Speaker 5: Oh, what's up?
- 43:57Speaker 3: Four to ten? Yeah? Alright? Come on? Oh bees yeah, alright.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Well, the good news is everyone got him right. The
- 44:09Speaker 1: bad news is it's a damn tie. It's a tie.
- 44:13Speaker 1: I don't want to tie.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Who wants to tie?