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The BIG SCARY BLOB · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: What's crackin' like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 3: Bang, boom.
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  Speaker 4: What you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 4: In your face to be.
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  Speaker 2: And in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 4: It's John T. and Rich, and today is a very
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  Speaker 4: special day, right, Rich?
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  Speaker 3: It is National Boston Cream Pie Day. I love that.
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  Speaker 3: National Horror Movie Day. I said Horror Movie Day. That's
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  Speaker 3: perfect for Halloween week. And check this out. It's National
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  Speaker 3: Slap Your Irritating Coworker Day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Tortillas.
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  Speaker 4: I have tortillas.
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  Speaker 1: I have them.
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  Speaker 3: We must do it again.
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  Speaker 4: Let's bring it back. We need to let her anchor up.
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  Speaker 4: I think I have a video of Kyle slapping me
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  Speaker 4: because of his day on TikTok. Very nice. What's your
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  Speaker 4: favorite Cartoon Network show of all time? Oh, that's so hard. Okay. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I played this for Noah this morning, and I said,
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  Speaker 4: do you know what song this is? And he told
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  Speaker 4: me he thought that the song I played was Easton's
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  Speaker 4: favorite cartoon, Your Son.
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  Speaker 3: Or it might be.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know the distinction between. Well, what's his
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  Speaker 4: favorite cartoon show?
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  Speaker 1: Right now, it's Teen Titans Go.
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  Speaker 4: No, what's this? Do you know the song?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Ed, Edd n Eddy is so good.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not his thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's never actually seen Ed, Edd n Eddy. My bonus
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  Speaker 1: daughter loves Ed, Edd n Eddy and has talked about it,
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  Speaker 1: but he's.
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  Speaker 2: Never actually seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They wanted to be Ed, Edd n Eddy for Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, he's never going.
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  Speaker 1: To see the show.
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  Speaker 4: Top three, Dexter's Laboratory. Number two, Adventure Time. Number one,
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  Speaker 4: Over the Garden Wall. Over the Garden Wall.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of that one.
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  Speaker 4: Best vampire movie of all time, according to Rotten Tomatoes.
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  Speaker 4: Best vampire movie of all time.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think? Salem's Lot. Twilight.
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  Speaker 1: What's the one with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt?
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  Speaker 3: Interview with the Vampire?
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  Speaker 4: Enemy of the Vampire? Oh, Interview with the Vampire.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say Salem's Lot. Twilight.
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  Speaker 4: Let me look. You've got Lost Boys in number 19.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Lost Boys is good.
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  Speaker 4: You've got all these other ones I've never heard of before.
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  Speaker 4: You've got Dracula, number seven. You've got What We Do
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  Speaker 4: in the Shadows, number five. Number three is Sinners.
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  Speaker 1: Transylvania.
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  Speaker 4: Number two is Vampire. Number one is Let the Right
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  Speaker 4: One In from 2008. Let the Right One In.
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  Speaker 1: Interview with the Vampire is not even on there. It's
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  Speaker 1: not in there.
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  Speaker 3: And Twilight is not either. Give me a break.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, that's not in there.
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  Speaker 3: Those lists are all wrong. The last two you've done.
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  Speaker 2: Boo.
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  Speaker 4: Cheyenne, good morning. You got a scary, scary story?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: So a couple, not a couple years ago, I guess
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  Speaker 1: about five years ago, we were living in this tiny
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  Speaker 1: little duplex.
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  Speaker 3: It was a.
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  Speaker 1: Two-bedroom, and I had put my son to bed in
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  Speaker 1: my bed, and he was almost a year old. He
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  Speaker 1: was sleeping, and I had shut the door, and we
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  Speaker 1: always had a little salt lamp on in the room.
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  Speaker 1: And I went to check on him because I always
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  Speaker 1: did every so often, you know? And so I went
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  Speaker 1: to check on him. And when I opened the door,
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  Speaker 1: there was this big thing like floating over him. It
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  Speaker 1: looked like it was sitting and like floating over him.
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  Speaker 1: I screamed bloody murder and I shut the door. My
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  Speaker 1: survival instincts were nothing.
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  Speaker 2: And I panicked. And his dad was like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: what happened?
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: And we opened the door.
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  Speaker 1: Again and it was gone. And it was like this
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  Speaker 1: shadowy figure thing. And when I looked it up... People
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  Speaker 1: are saying that they've seen shadow figures before and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they're there to like protect or things like that.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: Why me?
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  Speaker 2: Why are we seeing it? Why did I see that?
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  Speaker 2: And I haven't seen.
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  Speaker 1: It since, but I will never forget that experience because
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  Speaker 1: like my whole body like felt it. I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: It was there. And I was so panicked. And it was, like,
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  Speaker 1: floating right above him. And it was huge. Like, almost
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  Speaker 1: like it was, like, a Buddha-sized, like, floating above him.
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  Speaker 1: And there was no, like, I couldn't tell, like, what
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  Speaker 1: it would have looked like figure-wise. Like, if it was
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  Speaker 1: a man or a woman or anything like that. It
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  Speaker 1: was just, like, this... big figure sitting above him, like
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  Speaker 1: floating above him. And I love that you didn't like
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  Speaker 1: grab your son.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, but you're saying that was there after you
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  Speaker 4: looked it up, it was there to protect him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. That's what it was saying on Google.
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  Speaker 1: When I looked it up, people will say that they
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  Speaker 1: see these shadowy figures and that they're generally known to
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  Speaker 1: be like protective or like to protect whatever it's around
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. And I don't know how true that is,
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  Speaker 1: but I, I, it was so scary. I opened the
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  Speaker 1: door again and it was gone, but I saw it
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, my whole body got chills.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to have that intuition feeling and see
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  Speaker 3: a random dark figure that's not supposed to be there
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  Speaker 3: and not feel fear.
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  Speaker 4: I feel, you know?
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what in the world?
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  Speaker 3: Did you try to hit it?
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  Speaker 4: Swipe at it?
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  Speaker 3: You swipe at it and nothing happened?
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  Speaker 1: No, I ran.
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  Speaker 4: You ran. Sorry, boy, you're on your own.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to have to, you're going to have to
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  Speaker 3: figure this.
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  Speaker 4: Out, kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, poor guy.
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  Speaker 1: He was sleeping and he's six now, but he literally,
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  Speaker 1: I shut the door so fast. I screamed and I
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  Speaker 1: shut the door almost like I couldn't believe it. And
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  Speaker 1: then when we opened it, it was gone.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't wake up with a lightning streak on his forehead.
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  Speaker 3: That might've been Voldemort. Your son might be Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 2: No, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 4: You know, every once in a while, Rich hosts a show, right,
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  Speaker 4: all over the country called Coast to Coast. And has
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  Speaker 4: that ever come up before? Because you do freaky stuff
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  Speaker 4: on that show, right? Yeah, the shadowy stuff has come up.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I'm doing the show tonight from like 10
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  Speaker 4: to 2 a.m. And the person I'm having on, that's
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  Speaker 4: all he does is paranormal investigation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you ask him about the shadow people? Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: if you want, Shannon, I'll get your phone number and
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  Speaker 3: we'll put you on with them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that would be cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people see shadowy figures, but they're
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  Speaker 3: usually a person, not a blob.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a big Buddha-sized blob. That's the
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  Speaker 1: shape it was, sitting there like that. Not obviously exactly,
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  Speaker 1: but it was the shadowy thing above him, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I was so panicked. I started looking into
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  Speaker 1: it and then I saw that they could be protective.
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  Speaker 1: And then I saw that other things that were more scary.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't want to think about that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad you called in rich report back to us
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  Speaker 4: on Monday. Let us know what it is. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we put you on and hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Thank you.