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- 0:00Speaker 1: Johnny Lane believes marriage to heiress Julie Warren has opened
- 0:03Speaker 1: the door to wealth, but beneath the new union are
- 0:06Speaker 1: concealed motives, and Johnny soon finds his calculations leading him
- 0:11Speaker 1: into desperate territory. From November 13th, 1944, here is The Whistler,
- 0:17Speaker 1: episode 129, Beware the Bridegroom, written by Victor Kushner. Bill
- 0:24Speaker 1: Foreman is The Whistler in this Signal Oil presentation over CBS.
- 0:30Speaker 1: And now, the original broadcast.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Let every go signal remind you that you do go
- 0:39Speaker 2: farther with Signal Gasoline. The Signal Oil Program. The Signal
- 0:52Speaker 2: Oil Company and your neighborhood signal dealer bring you another
- 0:56Speaker 2: curious story by The Whistler. Tonight, beware the bridegroom.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I am the whistler. And I know many things, for
- 1:22Speaker 3: I walk by night. I know many strange tales. Many
- 1:26Speaker 3: secrets hidden in the hearts of men and women who have...
- 1:30Speaker 3: the shadows. Presently, I'll tell you of nameless terrors of
- 1:34Speaker 3: which they dare not speak.
- 1:42Speaker 2: But first, I think you'll be interested in a letter
- 1:45Speaker 2: from Captain Joseph E. Boland, who writes, This is to
- 1:49Speaker 2: express to Signal Oil Company my gratitude and that of
- 1:52Speaker 2: literally thousands of men for the abundant supply of salvo gauges.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Both on the outbound voyage and on the return trip,
- 2:01Speaker 2: when we brought back many wounded and battle-weary men, you
- 2:05Speaker 2: could find salvo games in progress on any part of
- 2:08Speaker 2: the ship. And I noticed that whereas card and chess
- 2:12Speaker 2: and other games were often interrupted when I walked by,
- 2:15Speaker 2: salvo players were so engrossed they couldn't see anything but
- 2:19Speaker 2: their game. I sincerely hope Signal Oil Company will be
- 2:24Speaker 2: able to continue their generous supply of this excellent game Friends,
- 2:30Speaker 2: several weeks ago, we announced on this program that a
- 2:33Speaker 2: limited supply of salvo games would be available to the public.
- 2:37Speaker 2: There are still a few of these games left at
- 2:39Speaker 2: signal stations. However, in view of the constantly increasing demand
- 2:44Speaker 2: for salvo games from men in the armed forces, the
- 2:47Speaker 2: Signal Oil Company feels that from now on, every salvo
- 2:51Speaker 2: game should be sent where it's most needed, for the
- 2:54Speaker 2: recreation of our boys in uniform.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Now, the whistler. The lights are low. The music is soft.
- 3:12Speaker 3: It's the Cameo Bar, one of those dimly lit bistros
- 3:16Speaker 3: in New York where people come to drink and be happy,
- 3:19Speaker 3: where others come to drink and be sad. Over there
- 3:23Speaker 3: in the corner at the bar, John Lane and Biff
- 3:26Speaker 3: Allen are sitting. They're morose. New York hasn't been so kind.
- 3:30Speaker 3: New York hasn't even noticed. They're on their uppers, and
- 3:32Speaker 3: they don't at all like the prospect. Well, Biff, drink up.
- 3:40Speaker 4: I'm in no hurry. This is probably my last drink
- 3:44Speaker 4: in a long time. I can't afford any more.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Where do we go from here?
- 3:49Speaker 4: Johnny, I was just going to ask you the same thing.
- 3:52Speaker 3: What's the new racket going to be?
- 3:54Speaker 4: I'm fresh out.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Life is sad.
- 3:57Speaker 4: It's lousy. We had to come to New York.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Bigger pickings, you said. Bigger suckers.
- 4:06Speaker 3: All right, all right. I was wrong.
- 4:08Speaker 4: You were 100% wrong.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Yes.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Yes. Money is the root of all evil.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Oh, that's wrong, Biff. The love of money. All right.
- 4:17Speaker 4: Sports, your college education.
- 4:20Speaker 3: You know, when I feel good, when I'm in the box,
- 4:25Speaker 3: life's no good when you're broke. Whoever said money isn't
- 4:28Speaker 3: everything didn't know what they were talking about. It's everything
- 4:32Speaker 3: all right with me.
- 4:34Speaker 4: I'm going back home.
- 4:36Speaker 3: You off your nut?
- 4:37Speaker 4: Starving's no fun.
- 4:38Speaker 3: Another drink, boys? Oh, sure, the same. You bet. Cold now,
- 4:42Speaker 3: ain't it? Yeah, I'm getting colder every minute.
- 4:44Speaker 4: The hometown's cooled off by now. It's after elections.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Uh-uh, I'm afraid we're remembered. Well, here you are, boys.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Why don't you look what you're doing?
- 4:54Speaker 4: Oh, gee, sorry, Father.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Oh, you're sorry? That's going to help my suit, ain't it?
- 4:57Speaker 3: He said he was sorry, Johnny. Yeah, I said I
- 5:01Speaker 3: was sorry. Oh, don't bother. Well, fill your glasses up again. Oh, gee. Oh, thanks.
- 5:06Speaker 4: I said I was sorry. Johnny, you want to watch
- 5:08Speaker 4: that temper? No, it was an accident.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I know. Anyhow, we have to think
- 5:12Speaker 3: of something. Nothing new under the sun.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Shakespeare said that?
- 5:19Speaker 3: Could be.
- 5:19Speaker 4: You know, Johnny... I've been sitting here looking into.
- 5:23Speaker 3: This glass of scotch. What do you see?
- 5:27Speaker 4: The reflection of my right eye. Yeah? It's bloodshot.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Oh, I'm trying to think.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Look at the reflection of your right eye. It's more soothing.
- 5:38Speaker 3: I could spit in my right eye. I'm that sore.
- 5:40Speaker 4: No future in it. Now, I'm going back home. I
- 5:45Speaker 4: miss my old lady. She could fix a beef stroganoff
- 5:49Speaker 4: that would melt in your mouth.
- 5:50Speaker 3: You've got exotic tastes. What's wrong with you? I miss
- 5:54Speaker 3: my old lady. Oh, she'd throw you out of the house.
- 5:58Speaker 4: You know, Johnny, maybe we could try to dream up
- 6:01Speaker 4: something sort of legal.
- 6:03Speaker 5: Uh-uh.
- 6:04Speaker 3: I tried that once.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:08Speaker 3: Hey, look.
- 6:09Speaker 5: Hmm?
- 6:09Speaker 4: What? That mouse in the red dress. Where? There. Sitting
- 6:14Speaker 4: alone in the booth.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Ah, too skinny.
- 6:17Speaker 4: She's passing out.
- 6:18Speaker 3: So?
- 6:19Speaker 4: Let's give her a hand.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Oh, listen, Sir Galahad. We're desperate, ain't we? And all
- 6:23Speaker 3: time long.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Well?
- 6:25Speaker 3: I don't get it. Hey, wait a minute. Maybe I do.
- 6:30Speaker 4: You're the smooth one of this combo. Go ahead. We're
- 6:33Speaker 4: at the chance.
- 6:34Speaker 3: Maybe Faith sent her.
- 6:36Speaker 4: She's got class.
- 6:37Speaker 3: I'm not interested in her social background. It's her money
- 6:39Speaker 3: I'm thinking about.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Them's real diamonds on her fingers, or I'm a cross-eyed kangaroo.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Stay here.
- 6:45Speaker 4: I like it good, Johnny. Remember the mortgage on the
- 6:49Speaker 4: old homestead.
- 6:50Speaker 3: This isn't chivalry gleaming in my eye, but it may
- 6:52Speaker 3: pass for it. Leave it to me. Who knows, she
- 6:55Speaker 3: might pave the way to a whole acre of beef stroganoff.
- 7:05Speaker 3: And so John Allen goes over to the booth and
- 7:08Speaker 3: speaks to the little mouse in the red dress. Presently
- 7:11Speaker 3: they leave the cameo bar, the girl leaning heavily on
- 7:14Speaker 3: John's arm, and he'll attack her. And as it drives off,
- 7:18Speaker 3: John gets a chance to eye those diamonds at close range.
- 7:22Speaker 3: They're real all right, and you've fallen to something good here, John.
- 7:27Speaker 6: Where.
- 7:30Speaker 3: where am I?
- 7:32Speaker 5: What happened?
- 7:33Speaker 3: You're in a taxi, Miss Warren. I'm seeing you home.
- 7:37Speaker 3: You were a pretty sick girl back in that bar.
- 7:39Speaker 3: How do you know my name? Who are you? I
- 7:43Speaker 3: looked in your purse, hoping I might find a clue
- 7:44Speaker 3: to your address. I'd only found a clue. I found
- 7:47Speaker 3: the whole works. Right on this card. Miss Julie Warren,
- 7:50Speaker 3: Park Plaza Hotel, New York City. You are Miss Warren,
- 7:53Speaker 3: aren't you?
- 7:54Speaker 6: It was very kind of you, but I wasn't sick.
- 7:56Speaker 5: I mean, not the way you think. I had only
- 7:59Speaker 5: one drink.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Sometimes it takes only one.
- 8:01Speaker 5: No, no, I haven't been feeling very well. I had
- 8:04Speaker 5: no business being there.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Probably nobody on the joint has any business being there.
- 8:08Speaker 6: We're almost to the hotel, aren't we?
- 8:09Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, by the way, my name is Lane, John Lane.
- 8:13Speaker 3: How do you do? Another, by the way, I helped
- 8:17Speaker 3: myself to a small portion of the contents of your
- 8:20Speaker 3: purse to raise the expenses of this transportation. I hope
- 8:23Speaker 3: you don't mind.
- 8:24Speaker 5: Not at all.
- 8:25Speaker 3: With careless stupidity, I left my wallet at home. Oh, right.
- 8:29Speaker 3: You know, you shouldn't carry so much money around with you. Dangerous? Oh,
- 8:33Speaker 3: haven't you heard? There are thieves abroad in the night.
- 8:36Speaker 5: Are you a thief?
- 8:37Speaker 3: Oh, do I look like a high woman?
- 8:39Speaker 5: High women rarely do.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Oh, my head. Look, you'd better lie back. Relax.
- 8:45Speaker 5: You'd better take your hand off my arm.
- 8:47Speaker 3: I just wanted you to be comfortable.
- 8:48Speaker 5: I'm sorry. You have done me a real favor, haven't you?
- 8:52Speaker 3: I thought so.
- 8:53Speaker 5: I have to be careful.
- 8:54Speaker 3: A millionaire, is that?
- 8:55Speaker 5: Several times over.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Must be convenient.
- 8:57Speaker 5: The opposite.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Why?
- 8:59Speaker 6: My grandfather, Josiah T. Warren, made several dozen fortunes by
- 9:03Speaker 6: dreaming up a new kind of soap. When he died,
- 9:05Speaker 6: he left $ 20 million to me.
- 9:07Speaker 3: So, naturally, you have to be careful.
- 9:09Speaker 5: Everyone is after my money.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Oh, I attribute base motives to everyone.
- 9:14Speaker 5: Look at me. My money hasn't made me glamorous or beautiful.
- 9:19Speaker 5: I'm a plain Jane, and I know it. So, when
- 9:22Speaker 5: anyone acts interested, I naturally attribute it to the money.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Oh, you've got a complex. You aren't that bad.
- 9:27Speaker 5: Thanks for being gallant.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Ah, here's the Park Plaza.
- 9:32Speaker 5: Yes, yes. Thank you.
- 9:34Speaker 3: May I see you again? Why?
- 9:37Speaker 4: Suspicious.
- 9:38Speaker 5: As always.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I'd like to snap you out of that complex, poor
- 9:42Speaker 3: little rich girl.
- 9:43Speaker 6: Think you're up to the job?
- 9:44Speaker 5: I'm a bundle of neuroses.
- 9:45Speaker 3: My middle name is Freud.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Mine is Caution.
- 9:49Speaker 3: You know, there might be a common meeting ground for
- 9:51Speaker 3: the two somewhere along the line.
- 9:53Speaker 5: Well.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Friday night? All right. Sure.
- 9:57Speaker 6: As they say in the confession magazine, it's a.
- 10:00Speaker 5: date.
- 10:08Speaker 3: Yes, it's a date, John Lane. It was easy, wasn't it?
- 10:12Speaker 3: She may be cautious, but not cautious enough. And so
- 10:16Speaker 3: you take back the good news to your friend Biff Hello, Biff. Johnny.
- 10:22Speaker 4: Well?
- 10:22Speaker 3: We're set. Honest? What a break.
- 10:24Speaker 4: Good hunch, huh?
- 10:25Speaker 3: All lead pipes sink. Tell me. She's bored.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 10:27Speaker 3: She's got millions, and she's bored.
- 10:29Speaker 4: Holy cow.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Oh, what we stepped into. Yeah, but can you step
- 10:32Speaker 3: out when you want to? Who said I wanted to
- 10:34Speaker 3: step out?
- 10:34Speaker 4: What do you mean, Johnny?
- 10:35Speaker 3: Now, don't say I didn't warn you, Biff, but you
- 10:38Speaker 3: are now looking at the lucky gent who will shortly
- 10:40Speaker 3: marry and settle down with Julie Warren, the soap heiress.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Enjoying yourself, Julie? Uh-huh. My favorite orchestra.
- 11:03Speaker 5: Oh, you dance beautifully, Johnny. You're my favorite partner.
- 11:06Speaker 3: I'll bet you say that to all your partners. Happy?
- 11:10Speaker 5: Very happy. Let's never stop dancing, shall we?
- 11:13Speaker 3: Whatever you say. Oh, say, you're good. You know, I
- 11:31Speaker 3: was raised in a farm in Michigan. I've been riding
- 11:34Speaker 3: since I was nine, but you gave me a real race.
- 11:36Speaker 6: Well, I should, Johnny.
- 11:37Speaker 5: I went to the best riding academy.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Tired?
- 11:40Speaker 5: Not a bit.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Oh, you look swell, Julie. Radiant.
- 11:43Speaker 6: I owe it to you, Johnny. You got me out
- 11:45Speaker 6: of that shell and into the open. These weeks have
- 11:47Speaker 6: been wonderful.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Come on, come on.
- 11:49Speaker 6: I'll race you back to the stable.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Okay, here I come.
- 11:51Speaker 7: Right after you.
- 12:01Speaker 3: And so the campaign continued. Dining, dancing, horseback riding. The theater,
- 12:07Speaker 3: the races, the works. And it's a success. Julie Warren
- 12:11Speaker 3: and John Lane sneak off quietly to Connecticut one day
- 12:14Speaker 3: and are married. Off to Bermuda for a honeymoon, a
- 12:17Speaker 3: blissful idol, and then return. Make it look good, Johnny. Oh,
- 12:23Speaker 3: we're back. I can't just sit around being a rich
- 12:26Speaker 3: woman's husband.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Why not, dear?
- 12:28Speaker 3: Oh, I just couldn't.
- 12:29Speaker 5: You get bored?
- 12:31Speaker 3: Might.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Yes, you might.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Then you won't mind, dear?
- 12:34Speaker 5: Of course not, Johnny.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Oh, good.
- 12:36Speaker 6: I want you to be happy.
- 12:37Speaker 5: And if you have to be busy to be happy,
- 12:39Speaker 5: of course.
- 12:40Speaker 3: I'm glad you agree with me, sweet. Kiss me? Yes, sir.
- 12:52Speaker 3: And so John Lane gets a job, or so he
- 12:55Speaker 3: tells Julie. So he's not around in the daytime. But
- 12:59Speaker 3: by night, there's the theater and parties, weekend yachting excursions,
- 13:03Speaker 3: plane trips, nothing too expensive or too grand. Life is easy.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Life is charming and without care. The marriage of John
- 13:11Speaker 3: Lane and Julie Warren is a sensational success until one day....
- 13:18Speaker 5: Hello, John.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Hiya, darling.
- 13:19Speaker 5: Back from work so early.
- 13:21Speaker 3: Yes, I'll have to hurry and dress.
- 13:22Speaker 6: By the way, we're not going to the theater tonight.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Oh, why not?
- 13:25Speaker 5: We have some talking.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Oh, what do you mean?
- 13:28Speaker 5: Johnny, you love me, don't you?
- 13:30Speaker 3: Of course, dear.
- 13:32Speaker 5: That's good.
- 13:33Speaker 3: What are you leading up to, Julie?
- 13:34Speaker 5: Sit down, won't you?
- 13:37Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I have something to tell you.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Ah, so I gathered. Comfortable? Quite. Don't stall. I'm broke.
- 13:50Speaker 3: What about the soap?
- 13:51Speaker 5: A lie.
- 13:53Speaker 3: The soap millions?
- 13:54Speaker 5: Sheer fabrication.
- 13:56Speaker 3: No. Yes.
- 13:58Speaker 5: Surprise?
- 14:00Speaker 4: Jewelry.
- 14:03Speaker 5: I can see your surprise.
- 14:04Speaker 3: But the set-up, your clothes, your jewels.
- 14:06Speaker 6: Tentatives, assembly, and.
- 14:10Speaker 3: You fooled me.
- 14:12Speaker 5: You don't really mind, do you, Johnny?
- 14:14Speaker 3: I love you, darling. Why did you do it?
- 14:17Speaker 7: Why?
- 14:18Speaker 3: And how did you do it?
- 14:21Speaker 5: I grew up in Red Wing, Minnesota.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Go on.
- 14:24Speaker 6: Have you ever been to Red Wing, Minnesota?
- 14:27Speaker 3: No.
- 14:28Speaker 6: I wanted to get away.
- 14:30Speaker 5: I was an orphan.
- 14:31Speaker 6: When I was 12, an old woman adopted me.
- 14:34Speaker 5: She wanted a maid. Cheap.
- 14:36Speaker 3: You?
- 14:36Speaker 5: Yes.
- 14:38Speaker 3: The millions, the clothes, your rings. I'm coming to that.
- 14:41Speaker 6: This old woman tried to be nice, but she didn't
- 14:43Speaker 6: quite know how to be. She let me go to
- 14:45Speaker 6: night school and brush up on my grandma and things
- 14:47Speaker 6: like that.
- 14:49Speaker 5: Last year, she died. She left me $ 10, 000.
- 14:51Speaker 6: I've never been very popular, Johnny. I had a very
- 14:57Speaker 6: exciting life and I wanted romance and excitement and glamour.
- 15:01Speaker 5: The husband.
- 15:03Speaker 6: So I sunk the whole $ 10, 000 in.
- 15:05Speaker 5: Clothes and jewels. Disappointed.
- 15:09Speaker 3: And you married me.
- 15:10Speaker 5: Everything came true. Johnny, I love you. I love you terribly.
- 15:16Speaker 6: I know this is probably something of a shock that
- 15:18Speaker 6: I should practice such a deception, but... Well, I didn't
- 15:21Speaker 6: want to go on.
- 15:22Speaker 5: Fooling you anymore. Anyhow, I can't afford to. The rent's
- 15:27Speaker 5: overdue now. What are we going to do?
- 15:32Speaker 3: Do?
- 15:32Speaker 5: Yes, Johnny.
- 15:35Speaker 6: What?
- 15:37Speaker 3: I haven't a cent.
- 15:38Speaker 5: But your job.
- 15:39Speaker 3: Haven't any. But you said that you... I've been going
- 15:41Speaker 3: to the races on the money you gave me.
- 15:44Speaker 4: What?
- 15:49Speaker 5: Then we're both fakes.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Ten tarot. Ah, it's a laugh, isn't it?
- 15:56Speaker 1: Yes.
- 15:57Speaker 6: Yes.
- 16:07Speaker 2: You are listening to The Whistler, brought to you by
- 16:09Speaker 2: your friend, the Signal Oil Company. Marketers of famous Signal gasoline.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Your best buy today. Remember to let every go signal
- 16:20Speaker 2: remind you, you do go farther with signal gasoline.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Well, this is quite a surprise, isn't it, John? You
- 16:45Speaker 3: married Julie because you thought she was worth millions. Now
- 16:48Speaker 3: you find out she hasn't a cent. Two chiefs caught
- 16:52Speaker 3: with each other. So you go out for a walk
- 16:55Speaker 3: to talk things over and to have a talk with
- 16:57Speaker 3: Biff Allen at his rooming house. You're kidding, Jerry. No,
- 17:00Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. She hasn't got a cent. The rent's overdue.
- 17:04Speaker 4: Who'd believe it? We got taken by a mouse in
- 17:07Speaker 4: a red dress.
- 17:08Speaker 3: I'm not so sure.
- 17:10Speaker 4: What do you mean?
- 17:11Speaker 3: Maybe we'll come out of it okay after all. How?
- 17:13Speaker 5: How?
- 17:14Speaker 3: The dame hasn't got any money. I've just remembered something.
- 17:17Speaker 3: An insurance policy.
- 17:19Speaker 4: An insurance policy?
- 17:20Speaker 3: Yeah, for 20 grand.
- 17:21Speaker 4: I don't get it.
- 17:22Speaker 3: No, but I do if she dies. Yeah? Yeah, I
- 17:26Speaker 3: ran across it one day on her things. She said
- 17:28Speaker 3: she'd forgotten about it, but now that we were married,
- 17:30Speaker 3: she'd have me named as beneficiary.
- 17:31Speaker 4: And she did?
- 17:32Speaker 3: Yeah, she did. I saw to it.
- 17:35Speaker 4: But I still don't see. You don't get it until
- 17:37Speaker 4: she dies.
- 17:38Speaker 3: That's right.
- 17:38Speaker 4: And she's good for plenty of years yet. Yeah. And
- 17:40Speaker 4: we need the money now.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Right again. So... Only one solution.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Yeah, what?
- 17:46Speaker 3: She's got to die now. Oh, but she.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Johnny. No. We've done a lot of things,
- 17:51Speaker 4: but we never got in anything like that. I don't
- 17:53Speaker 4: plan to. I'm not interested in murder. In this state,
- 17:55Speaker 4: you're burned.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Not me. I'll figure a way. I won't get caught. Johnny, listen.
- 17:59Speaker 3: Plenty of guys have tried, and they got caught.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Don't do it. We can make money some other way
- 18:04Speaker 4: and live to enjoy it.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Don't worry too much, Biff. Now, don't worry. I'll be okay.
- 18:09Speaker 4: Johnny, you mean you're really going to do it?
- 18:10Speaker 3: Yes, I am. I'm not going to be made a
- 18:13Speaker 3: sucker by a mouse in a red dress. Well, Johnny,
- 18:24Speaker 3: you're going to take the chance, are you? The big chance?
- 18:27Speaker 3: Think you can get away with it, do you? Well,
- 18:29Speaker 3: plan it carefully. Figure the whole thing out as you
- 18:32Speaker 3: walk back to the hotel. Get up your nerve as
- 18:35Speaker 3: you slip in the back door and sneak up the stairs. Now,
- 18:41Speaker 3: into the apartment and get it over with as fast
- 18:43Speaker 3: as possible.
- 18:47Speaker 6: Johnny? Johnny, is that you? Oh, I was so worried
- 18:50Speaker 6: about you. Where'd you go? Johnny?
- 18:53Speaker 5: What's the matter?
- 18:55Speaker 6: Why are you looking at me like that?
- 18:59Speaker 5: Johnny, stop it.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Johnny?
- 19:06Speaker 6: What are you going to do?
- 19:08Speaker 5: Johnny?
- 19:09Speaker 4: Stop!
- 19:11Speaker 5: Johnny!
- 19:20Speaker 3: All right, it's done. Now your plan. The plan you
- 19:24Speaker 3: thought of coming back here. That's it. Drag out the
- 19:28Speaker 3: bureau drawers. Throw their contents on the floor.
- 19:32Speaker 4: Knock over chairs.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Make it look good. Make it look like a terrific struggle,
- 19:37Speaker 3: like a burglar had tried to rifle the place. Yes,
- 19:40Speaker 3: that's it. It's a shamble. Now, get out of here quickly.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Down the back stairs, the way you came in. Don't
- 19:47Speaker 3: let anybody see you. And hurry to the cameo.
- 19:50Speaker 6: Bar.
- 19:51Speaker 3: It's not there as you thought it'd be, but the
- 19:53Speaker 3: bartender is, and he's the one you want anyway. Hello there, Mr.
- 20:00Speaker 4: Lane.
- 20:01Speaker 3: What's it going to be? Same as the last one.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Last one? But you didn't have any other drinks. Oh,
- 20:06Speaker 3: sure I did. Don't you remember? About 15 minutes ago? Hey,
- 20:09Speaker 3: you're joking, Mr. Lane. You just came in.
- 20:11Speaker 4: You haven't been here all day.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Mr. Allen was here, but he got a phone call
- 20:15Speaker 3: and left about 15 minutes ago. Now, Joe, you could
- 20:18Speaker 3: be mistaken about that, couldn't you? Maybe you just didn't
- 20:20Speaker 3: see me come in. Maybe you just didn't notice me
- 20:22Speaker 3: sitting back there in the back booth. Yeah, but I
- 20:24Speaker 3: would have... Now, look, maybe this will help you to
- 20:26Speaker 3: remember that I've been here for two hours. All afternoon, almost. Hey...
- 20:32Speaker 3: That's a $ 100 bill. Yeah. But, uh... You could use
- 20:35Speaker 3: a hundred, couldn't you? I, uh... Yeah, sure, sure. Okay,
- 20:40Speaker 3: it's yours. Go on, take it.
- 20:41Speaker 5: That's right.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Now, Joe, I'll have another one, just like the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, Mr.
- 20:48Speaker 7: Lane.
- 20:49Speaker 3: It's got your water. Coming up. Simple, isn't it, Johnny?
- 21:00Speaker 3: Your alibi is all established. Joe's like anybody else. He'll
- 21:04Speaker 3: keep his mouth shut for a hundred bucks. Now all
- 21:07Speaker 3: you have to do.
- 21:08Speaker 8: Is go back to the hotel, taking your time. Stop
- 21:12Speaker 8: at the desk for your key. Ride up in the
- 21:14Speaker 8: elevator and chat with the operator. Go into the apartment,
- 21:18Speaker 8: find the body, and yell for help.
- 21:21Speaker 3: Simple, isn't it? But it's even simpler when you get there,
- 21:24Speaker 3: because the elevator boy has news for you. There's something
- 21:28Speaker 3: doing up on your floor, Mr. Lane. Something doing? What?
- 21:31Speaker 3: I don't know, but there are cops up there. This
- 21:37Speaker 3: is even better. Somebody's already found the body. A chambermaid, perhaps.
- 21:42Speaker 3: You get off, go in, and there they are.
- 21:47Speaker 4: What?
- 21:48Speaker 3: What's the matter? What's going on here? Oh, you're Mr.
- 21:52Speaker 4: Lane?
- 21:52Speaker 3: Yes, I'm Mr. Lane, but what are all these... I'm, uh...
- 21:55Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Mr.
- 21:56Speaker 7: Lane. I.
- 21:56Speaker 3: I have some bad news for you. What's the matter?
- 22:00Speaker 3: What's happened here? Where's Julie? I'm sorry, Mr.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Lane.
- 22:04Speaker 3: There's been a tragedy. Your wife is dead.
- 22:09Speaker 5: Dead?
- 22:10Speaker 8: Dead?
- 22:13Speaker 3: Oh, it can't be. It can't be. Now, please. Please, Mr. Lane.
- 22:18Speaker 3: I'll take it.
- 22:18Speaker 7: Hey.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Hey, somebody. Hurry up. Bring me some water. That's right, Johnny.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Put on a good act. Lay it on thick. Take
- 22:31Speaker 3: a few minutes before you're coherent enough to ask.
- 22:33Speaker 4: The inspector a question.
- 22:35Speaker 3: How did this happen?
- 22:37Speaker 7: One of the maids saw a suspicious character breaking into
- 22:39Speaker 7: your room. She called the police, but we didn't get
- 22:41Speaker 7: here in time to save Mrs.
- 22:42Speaker 3: Lane.
- 22:42Speaker 7: The place was in shambles and she'd been strained.
- 22:47Speaker 3: You said a suspicious character?
- 22:49Speaker 4: Yes, a burglar.
- 22:50Speaker 7: We got here in time to catch him just as
- 22:52Speaker 7: he was trying to leave.
- 22:54Speaker 3: You caught him?
- 22:55Speaker 4: Yes, yes. Don't worry, Mr.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Lane.
- 22:57Speaker 7: He'll be brought to justice for the murder of your wife. Now,
- 23:07Speaker 7: what can this mean, John? This is really an unexpected twist.
- 23:12Speaker 7: But it makes everything even simpler. There's nothing to it now.
- 23:16Speaker 7: What they want you to go down and... Take a
- 23:18Speaker 7: look at the man they.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Caught, and so you do. You'd want to anyway. You're
- 23:22Speaker 3: curious to see the man you're sending to the electric chair.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Only you're not quite prepared for the shock.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Here he is, Mr.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Lane.
- 23:31Speaker 7: Biff Allen, he's called. He swears he didn't kill your wife,
- 23:38Speaker 7: but he won't say much else except that he wanted
- 23:40Speaker 7: to see you.
- 23:41Speaker 3: I don't know why.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted to see him because I figure he'll
- 23:45Speaker 4: have something to say. I figure he'll tell you I
- 23:47Speaker 4: couldn't have killed his wife. Go on, Johnny, tell him.
- 23:51Speaker 3: You know this man, Mr.
- 23:52Speaker 4: Lane? Why, I... Go on, Johnny, tell him I didn't
- 23:55Speaker 4: kill her.
- 23:56Speaker 3: I never saw him before in my life.
- 23:58Speaker 7: Johnny!
- 24:00Speaker 4: You wouldn't do that to me.
- 24:01Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know you.
- 24:04Speaker 4: Okay, if that's the way you're going to work it. Inspector,
- 24:07Speaker 4: he knows me all right. Only this afternoon he come
- 24:10Speaker 4: to my rooming house. My landlady will testify to that.
- 24:13Speaker 4: And he told me he was going to murder his wife.
- 24:15Speaker 3: That's fantastic. He's making up a fantastic story to try
- 24:17Speaker 3: to worm out of it. You know he did it.
- 24:19Speaker 3: You caught him there.
- 24:20Speaker 4: I went there to try to stop you from doing it,
- 24:21Speaker 4: but I was too late.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Mr. Lane, where were you about three this afternoon? Oh,
- 24:25Speaker 3: you don't believe this man, surely? I'm not sure, Mr. Lane.
- 24:29Speaker 7: You see, that's one thing that puzzled it. The coroner
- 24:32Speaker 7: says your wife died about three o'clock. We didn't catch
- 24:36Speaker 7: this man until almost four. Why should he have stayed
- 24:39Speaker 7: so long? I was at a bar all afternoon. The
- 24:42Speaker 7: bartender will testify to that.
- 24:44Speaker 3: I'm sure he will.
- 24:44Speaker 4: Okay, we'll see.
- 24:45Speaker 3: Come along. Things aren't going so well, are they, Johnny?
- 24:57Speaker 3: Now everything depends on Joe, the bartender. But you can
- 25:00Speaker 3: depend on him, can't you, Johnny? You, uh.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Is the bartender here?
- 25:08Speaker 3: You been on duty here all afternoon?
- 25:10Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
- 25:11Speaker 3: From two o'clock on. Okay. Did you ever see this man? Oh, yeah, sure.
- 25:17Speaker 3: That's Mr. Lane. Was he here about three o'clock this afternoon?
- 25:22Speaker 6: What?
- 25:23Speaker 3: No. No, he wasn't. He gave me a hundred bucks
- 25:26Speaker 3: to say so, but he wasn't. He didn't get here
- 25:30Speaker 3: till after 3.30. Why, you.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Here, here, here.
- 25:32Speaker 3: Take it easy. I'm sorry, Mr. Lane. I thought it
- 25:35Speaker 3: was just your wife you wanted to fool. I had
- 25:37Speaker 3: no idea it was anything to do with the police.
- 25:40Speaker 3: I can't take any chances like that, Mr. Lane.
- 25:42Speaker 4: I would have told you that.
- 25:43Speaker 3: All right, Lane. Now you'd better come along with me. Quietly.
- 25:55Speaker 2: The Whistler will return in just a moment with a
- 25:57Speaker 2: strange ending of tonight's story. Meantime, here's a typical American
- 26:02Speaker 2: success story. The story of Hal Halverson, who opened a
- 26:06Speaker 2: small signal station in East Long Beach, California, ten years ago.
- 26:10Speaker 2: For Hal, this wasn't just another job. As with all
- 26:13Speaker 2: signal dealers, scientific lubrication of motor cars was his permanent business.
- 26:18Speaker 2: He kept doing that job so conscientiously that today... Hal
- 26:22Speaker 2: Halverson Signal Station has doubled in size, and it takes
- 26:26Speaker 2: three assistants to serve the customers who come back year
- 26:29Speaker 2: after year. One of the things they particularly like is
- 26:33Speaker 2: that they can call Hal at home any time they
- 26:35Speaker 2: need help. For instance, recently a Long Beach customer called
- 26:39Speaker 2: that his car was stalled. He thought it was out
- 26:41Speaker 2: of gas. When Hal took out some gas, he found
- 26:44Speaker 2: the trouble was really a clogged gas line, and the
- 26:47Speaker 2: customer was soon on his way again.
- 26:50Speaker 3: Well, that, friends.
- 26:51Speaker 2: is typical of the kind of service we have in
- 26:54Speaker 2: mind when we say, you're doing your car a real
- 26:57Speaker 2: favor when you get acquainted with your neighborhood signal dealer.
- 27:01Speaker 2: He's not only a trained expert in lubrication, but because
- 27:04Speaker 2: that's his permanent business, your signal dealer is conscientiously interested,
- 27:10Speaker 2: as interested as you are, in helping your car go farther.
- 27:15Speaker 2: And now, back to The Whistler.
- 27:17Speaker 3: The Whistler Yes, Johnny Lane now sits brooding in a
- 27:30Speaker 3: solitary cell up the river. You can't blame him for
- 27:33Speaker 3: being unhappy about Biff wandering in and spoiling the setup.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Only what he's really unhappy about is that Biff didn't
- 27:41Speaker 3: get there a little sooner in time to stop the murder. Yes,
- 27:45Speaker 3: you see, the reason Biff came to the hotel and
- 27:47Speaker 3: broke into the room was to stop Johnny... to tell
- 27:50Speaker 3: him that there was no need to murder Julie, that
- 27:53Speaker 3: he had checked up and found out that she was
- 27:55Speaker 3: a long way from being penniless. In fact, $ 20 million
- 28:00Speaker 3: away from it. She invented the penniless story to test
- 28:04Speaker 3: Johnny's love for her. She really loved him, and she
- 28:07Speaker 3: didn't know what a chance she would take. And he
- 28:10Speaker 3: didn't know he was throwing away the sweetest chance of
- 28:13Speaker 3: his life. Yes, sad, all right, but not for long.
- 28:18Speaker 3: The state's going to end his troubles for him any
- 28:21Speaker 3: day now.
- 28:22Speaker 4: The End.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Next Monday at 9 o'clock, the Signal Oil program will
- 28:56Speaker 2: bring you another strange tale by the Whistler. The Signal
- 29:00Speaker 2: Oil program is broadcast for your entertainment by the Signal
- 29:03Speaker 2: Oil Company, marketers of Signal's famous Go Farther gasoline and
- 29:07Speaker 2: motor oil, and by your neighborhood Signal Oil dealer, who
- 29:11Speaker 2: is at your service daily to keep your car running
- 29:14Speaker 2: for the duration.
- 29:16Speaker 3: The Signal Oil program, directed by George W.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Allen, with story by Victor Kushner and music by Wilbur Hatch,
- 29:23Speaker 2: is transmitted to our troops overseas by the Armed.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Forces Radio Service.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Bob Anderson speaking for your friend, the Signal Oil Company,
- 29:32Speaker 2: and suggesting once again that you let every go signal
- 29:37Speaker 2: remind you that you do go farther. with Signal Gasoline.
- 29:44Speaker 2: This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
- 30:03Speaker 1: That was The Whistler with Beware the Bridegroom. Thank you
- 30:06Speaker 1: for joining us for this 1944 broadcast.