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Toxic Masculinity May Edition · Toxic Masculinity

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Speaker 8: The back of my hands.
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Speaker 1: Mother thought, I don't give it. Can think it's on
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Speaker 1: the rain.
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Speaker 9: I carry the crown.
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Speaker 2: Let me know that.
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Speaker 10: I got a plan.
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Speaker 1: A mother direction the.
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Speaker 8: Lamb scol.
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Speaker 9: Boy and good Wednesday night, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: It's the second Wednesday of the month, which means it
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Speaker 1: is time for Toxic masculinity. I am one part of
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Speaker 1: the crew, mister Rick Robinson. I'm joined by most of
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Speaker 1: the usual suspects. One of our folks is working tonight,
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Speaker 1: but he's lurking in the chat inspiras Sunday. I say, anyway,
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Speaker 1: so we're here, we're live, and I'm gonna kick over
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Speaker 1: to VC in just a second, But I only have
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Speaker 1: one question. You make that visit to tallahas he.
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Speaker 2: Yetser, No, No, I didn't us.
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Speaker 1: How you doing manhouse things? Seems like we just did
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Speaker 1: this like last night kind of sort of, Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We just did this last night. Yeah, and spent most
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Speaker 2: of the evening talking about a very obscure intimate act.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, other than that, it was the last twenty
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Speaker 2: four hours. Pretty good.
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Speaker 1: Good to know, Good to know. And next up we
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Speaker 1: have the guy who's usually in this time slot, everybody's
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Speaker 1: favorite conservative curmudgeon, the lovable grouch Ge. I'm sure he's
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Speaker 1: been trying to find the g spot as much as
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Speaker 1: possible as week. How you doing Sarah House things? A?
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Speaker 6: Hi, I'm here, I'm alive, and uh, I don't know
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Speaker 6: much else beyond that at this point.
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Speaker 1: How this sounds like work might be kicking your ass.
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Speaker 1: Would this be a bad time to point out you
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Speaker 1: were supposed to be retired by now?
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Speaker 6: No, I've got something else kicking my ass. We'll get
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Speaker 6: into that a little later though.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say you sound officially worn out. This
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Speaker 1: is that's actually the first time I've noticed you sounding
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Speaker 1: noticeably tired on the air in a while ago.
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Speaker 6: No, it's just taking a little bit of the gas
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Speaker 6: out of me.
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Speaker 1: So uh yeah, all right, so well we'll save that
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Speaker 1: for latest up next. Of course, then I usually do
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Speaker 1: ladies first, but I had to get the Tallahassee joke
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Speaker 1: in with Vincent to see if I could crack him
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Speaker 1: up as badly as he got me last night. Sadly
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Speaker 1: it didn't work, but anyway, so we have our lovely Barbie,
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Speaker 1: the Aggie, Aggie the Barkie. How you doing, maam house things?
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Speaker 8: I'm doing fine. I don't even want to know what
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Speaker 8: intimate acts you guys were discussing last night. I'm kind
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Speaker 8: of glad I skipped out.
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Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I don't need to know any
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Speaker 6: more about that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, if you want to know what it is, just
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Speaker 2: look at my little hashtag under my name and then
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Speaker 2: google it.
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Speaker 8: Hi Vina Gens.
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Speaker 1: And last but not least, everybody's favorite homage attorney who's
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Speaker 1: probably been out serving some sort of injunctions. I'm probably
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Speaker 1: involving moms in circle case today. How you doing Amish
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Speaker 1: house things? Do we have an Amish I thought we did?
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Speaker 1: I see an Amish mut.
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Speaker 11: Are we going to numb ship, though, I want to
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Speaker 11: challenge the fact of how obscure the Tallahassee Siege tower.
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Speaker 1: Actually it's not obscure now because all of us know
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Speaker 1: about it.
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Speaker 2: We're we're trying to make a trend.
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Speaker 11: So yeah, nobody would love it more than JD.
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Speaker 6: We gotta get j D in on this one.
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Speaker 8: And the didgets. Yeah, a mandatory now if you're going
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Speaker 8: to bring j D.
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the whole point this thing in both
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Speaker 1: midget That's.
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Speaker 8: Why are they circus midgets.
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Speaker 1: I mean there's to be standing on each other's shoulders.
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Speaker 1: So potentially, yeah, do.
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Speaker 6: Do do do do do do JD and four midgets,
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Speaker 6: that's a threesome.
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Speaker 1: I mean technically with j D and two midgets, that's
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Speaker 1: a two and a half some, But we'll take it.
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Speaker 11: You know. It's yeah, didn't we figure out that two
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Speaker 11: madgetes is actually a measure is actually three quarter? Therefore
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Speaker 11: it's one and a.
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Speaker 2: Half that.
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Speaker 11: I mean, Sunday night is math night.
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Speaker 6: I I don't know, man, I was told there would
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Speaker 6: be no mass.
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Speaker 11: And everybody's googling Tallahassee siege engine.
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Speaker 2: Now you're welcome as each engine as as they should be.
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Speaker 1: Going to say, is there another one? Is there something
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Speaker 1: called it?
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Speaker 2: The siege engine sounds more violent? And if that's the case,
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Speaker 2: then as you've definitely got my attention.
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Speaker 11: So I mean that's where you're swinging one of the
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Speaker 11: midgets around by their arm like uh trebuche.
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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, technically you could do that one
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Speaker 1: and then the midgeon on top could be doing a
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Speaker 1: headstand instead of just ending on somebody's shoulders.
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Speaker 11: No, no need to overcomplicate it.
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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, yes, trying to get a leg up
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Speaker 6: swinging them.
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Speaker 1: Around didn't help the gate thing.
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Speaker 11: Come on, keep it simple, yeah, keep it simple, stupid,
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Speaker 11: I resemble.
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Speaker 6: It rubber sheets, baby oil, shave, squirrel jar, mayonnaise and
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Speaker 6: some peanut butter. Your set.
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Speaker 8: You know what, I think maybe I should leave you.
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Speaker 2: Forgot you forgot you, forget the jumper cables.
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Speaker 8: God, I really need to leave.
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Speaker 6: So anyway, it's something.
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Speaker 11: I too am like. Gee, I'm tired, boss.
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we knew you would be for a while
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Speaker 1: because you know, you're getting back into the swing of
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Speaker 1: things at work.
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Speaker 6: You know.
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Speaker 11: Nothing, nothing, Still run the circles around the kids though,
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Speaker 11: I don't even have to try that hard.
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Speaker 1: Which is sad when you think about it, because.
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Speaker 2: You, yeah, welcome to third millennium America. Yeah, it doesn't
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Speaker 2: work way anymore.
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Speaker 1: No, this is true.
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Speaker 8: Honestly, I think they think work ethic is something you
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Speaker 8: get at Starbucks.
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Speaker 6: So oh yeah.
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Speaker 11: I mean they're good kids, but they do work hard,
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Speaker 11: one of them. But Jesus Christ, it's.
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Speaker 6: Like playing cards with my brother's kids.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they mean well, but they're fucking not. There.
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Speaker 11: You go every day is bring your bullshit to work
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Speaker 11: day with kids today?
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Speaker 1: Oh god? Oh, I mean they bring their own bullshit
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Speaker 1: to work. That's why they usually try to bring their
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Speaker 1: parents the job interview.
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Speaker 2: I want it.
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Speaker 11: I'm tired. I went fuck, dude, hit fifty. That's your
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Speaker 11: default state, dude.
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Speaker 1: It's funny, but I never understood how true that was
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Speaker 1: until I hit my fifties, because I'm like, dude, I
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Speaker 1: used to do like three times the work that I
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Speaker 1: can pull off in a day now, and I don't
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Speaker 1: know how I used to do it. And I'm looking
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Speaker 1: at everything like today, I finally got caught up on
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Speaker 1: half the stuff that I've been behind on from being
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Speaker 1: sick and stuff for so long, and I'm already exhausted,
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Speaker 1: and I got a ton of crap to do tomorrow
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Speaker 1: and even more crap to do Friday. And I'm just like,
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Speaker 1: none of this used to phase me the way that
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Speaker 1: it did. I was talking about that, I remember. I
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Speaker 1: think it was V. I think I was talking to
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Speaker 1: VC about it last night in the green room before
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Speaker 1: the show, because I did, because I had my one
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Speaker 1: of my younger grandsons graduated from kindergarten the other night,
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Speaker 1: and they live in alak Cooklahoma, which is two hours
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Speaker 1: for me. So that was two hours there, an hour
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Speaker 1: and a half for the thing, and then two hours back,
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Speaker 1: and I was exhausted the next day. I'm like, I
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Speaker 1: used to spend sixteen hours in a car when I
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Speaker 1: was younger, and it didn't phase me. Now I can't
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Speaker 1: be in a car for two hours. Where I'm going,
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Speaker 1: I gotta find filmware to pee? What the hell? Getting
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Speaker 1: old socks? I mean, it's better than the alternative, but
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Speaker 1: getting old socks? I need a fountain of youth, Like I'm.
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Speaker 6: Ready for that too. I need that.
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Speaker 2: First of all, I need to say this because I
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Speaker 2: know everybody's thinking it. Does every grade need a graduation ceremony?
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Speaker 8: No?
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Speaker 2: Really, No, thank you, you know, and you.
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Speaker 6: Don't even have graduation ceremonies to go like from elementary
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Speaker 6: to middle school.
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Speaker 2: They do not.
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Speaker 11: Well, we kind of did it mean we're around the
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Speaker 11: same age, Gez. We had sixth grade graduation, junior high graduation,
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Speaker 11: in high school.
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Speaker 10: That was that.
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Speaker 6: We had kindergarten graduation and then don't fucking fail.
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Speaker 8: Graduation school and then college.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a kindergarten graduation and then I had
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Speaker 1: high school graduation.
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Speaker 6: Yes, and that's it. That's it.
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Speaker 8: I can I can sort of understand the kindergarten thing
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Speaker 8: because kindergarten is actually not part of your one through twelve.
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Speaker 2: I know, I could see Rick getting lectured by the
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Speaker 2: counselor you know, Rick, you just barely made it. You
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Speaker 2: barely made it to first grade. To tighten up, hey,
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Speaker 2: get together.
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Speaker 1: I almost had to do summer school over the shape
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Speaker 1: of round, but I finally got it down.
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Speaker 11: So I mean, imagine imagine being held back in kindergarten.
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Speaker 1: I know, a guy, it wasn't mean.
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Speaker 6: I mean that that's like reserved for the victims of
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Speaker 6: fetal alcohol syndrome or something.
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Speaker 2: It wouldn't surprise me if Greta repeated like two or
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Speaker 2: three times.
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Speaker 1: Pretty sure. Ralphie Wigham was held back in kindergarten, just
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Speaker 1: saying from Canada.
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Speaker 11: So people think I'm a little slow.
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Speaker 2: Ay, now, everyone gets your safety scissors in a circle
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Speaker 2: of paper. Whoa, we were fourteen minutes in with our
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Speaker 2: first Simpsons reference.
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Speaker 8: Awesome, congratulations.
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Speaker 6: So I'm going to go ahead and uh and capitalize
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Speaker 6: while while we're still on the old kind of thing,
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Speaker 6: you know, partly anyway. I just found out yesterday that
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Speaker 6: I have three discs in my neck that are in.
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Speaker 6: In the doctor's words, and we've been friends since high school.
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Speaker 6: In his words, they are shipped. Oh damn, and to
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Speaker 6: the point, just want me to more.
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Speaker 1: Wait, he doesn't even want you to golf anymore.
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Speaker 6: I mean, at least for now. He's sending me to
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Speaker 6: a se spine specialist. So I'm looking this guy up
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Speaker 6: online today and his specialty is reconstructing the sea spine area.
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Speaker 11: Tell you, man, acupunture fixes everything, you know.
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Speaker 6: We may find out, we may find out, But.
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Speaker 10: For those who keep the.
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Speaker 11: Track at home drink.
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Speaker 6: The only thing I got going on is I get
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Speaker 6: I get some numbness entingling down my right arm on
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Speaker 6: occasion that's it. The ultrasound look perfectly fine. There's no
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Speaker 6: deep vein thrombosis, there's no clots, the circulation look good.
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Speaker 6: But the X ray show that my neck is fubar
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Speaker 6: and I don't feel it. I have no limitations, I
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Speaker 6: have no pain, I have no no pinching or anything
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Speaker 6: like that. Nothing.
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Speaker 11: Your head is remaining upright by sheer will I.
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Speaker 6: You know, I guess, don't fuck with an old man
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Speaker 6: because we got old for a reason.
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Speaker 11: Well, tell the kids at work, I don't don't fuck.
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Speaker 11: Don't fuck with an old man in a young man's game.
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Speaker 8: There you go kind of hoping that because it was
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Speaker 8: caught at this point that it is something that can
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Speaker 8: be reversed.
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Speaker 6: Well, I hope so too. And that's uh we are.
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Speaker 6: We are starting with the h of course, the basics,
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Speaker 6: which is therapy, physical therapy, and that was you know
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Speaker 6: step one that I looked up online. You try that
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Speaker 6: and then you move on from there to other things.
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Speaker 6: But we'll see how it goes. So my first therapy
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Speaker 6: EVEIL is tomorrow. I mean they're moving like fucking lightning
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Speaker 6: on this thing.
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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, they do.
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Speaker 6: So anyway, that's what's got the gas run out of
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Speaker 6: my tank.
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Speaker 1: Well, now I almost been worse.
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Speaker 8: You know, you could be in Canada.
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Speaker 6: You're right, I could be in Canada and then instead.
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Speaker 8: Of you know, fast tracking it, that would just bring
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Speaker 8: you a maid form.
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Speaker 6: Well, fast tracking you is getting you in in twenty
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Speaker 6: twenty seven sometime.
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Speaker 1: Now, they'd just be fitting you for a maid costume.
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I mean getting you a made for Yeah, we.
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Speaker 11: Can made you now, or we can see you in
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Speaker 11: twenty thirty.
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Speaker 6: Yeah I will. I will find the acupuncturist before then.
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Speaker 8: Well I'll be praying for you.
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Speaker 6: Well, thank you, thank you.
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Speaker 11: I mean, Aggie was in contact with me when I
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Speaker 11: was out on my back and she saw that she
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Speaker 11: heard the change once I started doing acupuncture.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, so send me a number.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm I'm all forceome acupuncture, I
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Speaker 6: you know.
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Speaker 8: And the agucuncture. Actually, you know a lot of people
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Speaker 8: are like, oh my goodness, I'm not gonna put needles
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Speaker 8: on my back, blah blah blah blah, and I'm going.
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Speaker 8: You know, the Chinese have been doing this for thousands
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Speaker 8: of years. It's been working.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, much much smaller. You go, look at some of
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Speaker 11: those Chinese needles and you're like, oh, fuck, are the
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Speaker 11: new ones now?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 11: Like yeah, Plus, I mean you don't even really feel
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Speaker 11: it when they set. I mean unless you like have
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Speaker 11: a problem there, then they then you'll light up on it.
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Speaker 11: But the needles themselves, they're like less than a mosquito bite.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I was.
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Speaker 11: Getting subdermal, kind of like a tens but with the
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Speaker 11: needles in me, so it was going below the skin.
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Speaker 11: And that's when everything started to turn around for me.
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Speaker 6: How about that?
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Speaker 1: I see that actually interests me because I had never
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Speaker 1: really had much experience with the tens unit until I
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Speaker 1: had that car wreck a few years ago. And now
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Speaker 1: you're like, wait.
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Speaker 6: No, tens units are great. I've had those.
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Speaker 1: I could see that. I could see that working.
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Speaker 11: I'm just saying, yeah, I've only used a tens unit
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Speaker 11: non conventionally.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was about to say.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't.
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Speaker 6: Somebody just a picture of flounder up.
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Speaker 1: No, I was. I was getting the next show already.
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Speaker 6: Oh I thought that waste.
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Speaker 12: No, that was.
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Speaker 1: That was That was Dean's little polaceholder for the show
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Speaker 1: that starts in an hour.
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Speaker 2: I'm getting in.
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Speaker 6: That's that's fair. I mean, it was just a glimpse,
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Speaker 6: so I couldn't be sure, but it just struck me
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Speaker 6: like flounder from Animal House.
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Speaker 11: See we got unclean here. He knows about the towelehouse.
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Speaker 11: He Seege tower.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
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Speaker 1: Apparently, according to him, he thinks that would fix g Also,
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Speaker 1: I made a good coast keep. Oh we have the
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Speaker 1: best chat.
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Speaker 6: I'm just saying, well, he's got to hold my chin
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Speaker 6: because he can't carry my jock.
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Speaker 11: So again, Zie, you knew what you were getting into.
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Speaker 1: I did.
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Speaker 8: I did.
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Speaker 2: The job was dangerous when you took.
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Speaker 6: It, That's right.
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Speaker 8: Actually no, no, I did not. Because the way this
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Speaker 8: started was Ge would get in contact with me and said, hey,
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Speaker 8: do you have a drink? I could?
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 8: We could show on and I would send him a
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Speaker 8: cocktail recipe and then he said, why don't you just
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Speaker 8: join us? And I was like, okay, you know, because
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Speaker 8: I was the baby of the week that day. And
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Speaker 8: after that I says, you know, you should just join us.
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Speaker 8: I'm going, but I'm not a guy. I said yeah,
19:55
Speaker 8: but you bring the drink, and I'm like, okay. None
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Speaker 8: of this was nobody wanted me. So don't even think that,
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Speaker 8: Oh you knew what you were getting into. Uh what what?
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 6: Whoa?
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Speaker 2: Whoa? Whoa?
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Speaker 6: Whoa? You have you have been part of this crew
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Speaker 6: for how long?
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Speaker 1: Now?
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Speaker 8: I have forgotten?
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Speaker 6: You could have You could have walked out the door
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Speaker 6: any time you wanted to.
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Speaker 1: Fine, Well, now that she's been complaining long enough, I
20:31
Speaker 1: feel like it deserves some sad music. So here we go, meetaus.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just gonna let this play for a second,
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Speaker 1: just so Aggie feels appreciated.
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Speaker 6: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: She's all sad because she didn't know what she was
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Speaker 1: getting into, even though she listened to our shows for
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Speaker 1: years before she ever got involved.
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Speaker 2: Play.
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Speaker 1: Hey, I have the rights to this music. I get
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Speaker 1: in less trouble with YouTube and less paperwork. So anyway, Okay,
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Speaker 1: I think that bids played long enough.
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Speaker 6: But while we're on the topic, what is tonight's drink Aggie?
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Speaker 8: Well, I decided considering the news that has been percolating
21:24
Speaker 8: out there about this you know, new sort of new
21:29
Speaker 8: disease that everybody's hyping and blah blah blah, and they
21:32
Speaker 8: you know, and admittedly it's caused by a virus, so
21:36
Speaker 8: this really would not work. But the drink for this
21:39
Speaker 8: evening is kind of sort of in the same thing,
21:41
Speaker 8: in the same vibe, and it's the penicillin.
21:44
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought you were going to say the rat bastard.
21:50
Speaker 8: It stood out, But everybody needs a cure, so uh,
21:59
Speaker 8: yeah they are. Actually I have a lot of their CDs.
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Speaker 8: So tonight's drink. You will need three quarter ounce freshly
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Speaker 8: squeezed lemon juice, three quarter ounce ginger infused simple syrup,
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Speaker 8: which is very easy to make. You just take a
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Speaker 8: little bit of ginger and put it in with the
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Speaker 8: sugar and the water as you're making the simple syrup,
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Speaker 8: and then set it aside for about twenty or thirty
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Speaker 8: minutes and you're fine. Two ounces of blended scotch, half
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Speaker 8: an ounce of eye lay scotch and ice a cocktail shaker.
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Speaker 8: You will add the ice, the lemon juice, the simple syrup,
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Speaker 8: and both scotches, and you will shake to chill until
22:39
Speaker 8: it's very very cold, and you will strain into a
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Speaker 8: rocks glass over fresh ice. You can opt to put
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Speaker 8: a lemon wheel on it, but it really doesn't need it.
22:50
Speaker 8: It's very forward.
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Speaker 2: You have enough lemon in that.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, so, and that sounds fantastic.
22:57
Speaker 2: Actually, Scotch, it.
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Speaker 8: Really does I'm a fan of the bourbon smash and
23:03
Speaker 8: this is kind of like in the same level, you know,
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Speaker 8: bringing that citrus with the with the whiskey. I think
23:12
Speaker 8: that would be really cool. I but you got but
23:18
Speaker 8: if you all drink this, please were killed and send
23:20
Speaker 8: me a picture.
23:23
Speaker 11: I've got great legs.
23:29
Speaker 6: I should have remember the boxers.
23:33
Speaker 8: Yeah, you do need to wear anywhere?
23:35
Speaker 9: Okay, I just I just want to No, no, no, no, probably.
23:41
Speaker 11: That's right, that's a lie.
23:44
Speaker 1: It just donned on me what accent I should have
23:46
Speaker 1: used on the play because I can actually kind of
23:48
Speaker 1: pull that one off. Damn it, here's always the next one, now.
23:54
Speaker 2: Uh tallahassee seach tower with a Scottish accents.
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Speaker 13: The g.
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Speaker 14: Freaking I remember the days I used to drink Scotch,
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Speaker 14: back when I had a fully functioning stomach.
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Speaker 2: Lining. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just I know a guy who still drinks Scotch. He
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Speaker 1: just drinks. He just mix his milk with it because
24:23
Speaker 1: he's thumb can't handle it anymore.
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Speaker 2: I know that.
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Speaker 8: I know you drink wine though, right, Vicent?
24:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, wine doesn't bother me, but.
24:31
Speaker 8: Well did and you you go to Costco.
24:36
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the Costcos in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. You do
24:41
Speaker 2: not sell alcohol.
24:42
Speaker 8: Oh that's too bad, because now they're selling cabernet savign
24:45
Speaker 8: in buckets.
24:47
Speaker 2: Oh okay, everybody make a note.
24:55
Speaker 8: Yeah Christmas, Christmas, I got you.
25:00
Speaker 11: This is where Vincent will be crossing the state line
25:02
Speaker 11: and bootlegging.
25:05
Speaker 6: Yeah, he just needs a half inch fuel line, you know,
25:10
Speaker 6: to run from his mouth down to the hanging bucket
25:13
Speaker 6: off his arm.
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Speaker 2: Exactly.
25:14
Speaker 6: Put it into my veins.
25:17
Speaker 2: I love Pennsylvania. It's a beautiful place. But the liquor
25:21
Speaker 2: law Here's the liquor laws here are like the most
25:25
Speaker 2: draconian in the country in saying.
25:28
Speaker 8: I went to visit a friend of mine in Philadelphia
25:31
Speaker 8: several years ago, and we had to go to a
25:34
Speaker 8: pack store and you know, to buy the beer. I'm like, really,
25:40
Speaker 8: and you know they can Yeah, they changed it.
25:43
Speaker 2: You can buy beer and wine at grocery stores now.
25:46
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, you know, you go to a liquor store
25:50
Speaker 2: and you know, you have a huge, amazing selection. You
25:52
Speaker 2: go to a state store here, you're basically restricted to
25:56
Speaker 2: buying what the state says you can buy. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
26:00
Speaker 2: pretty much.
26:01
Speaker 6: Wow. I thought it was bad.
26:03
Speaker 11: I remember I was living in southern Nevada and we
26:06
Speaker 11: get you know, on the east side, and we'd go
26:08
Speaker 11: to Utah for most of our shopping. And during the
26:10
Speaker 11: Winter Olympics in Salt Lake, they changed all the liquor
26:13
Speaker 11: laws for the visiting athletes and trainers and people, and
26:19
Speaker 11: forgot to change them back.
26:21
Speaker 6: Apparently didn't forget.
26:23
Speaker 11: Yeah, we're making a ton.
26:26
Speaker 2: On taxes exactly. They liked that tax revenue. They they
26:30
Speaker 2: knew what they were doing.
26:31
Speaker 11: Yeah, well the last time. It's still the weirdest thing.
26:36
Speaker 11: You order a beer at a shot at a bar
26:37
Speaker 11: in Utah. I don't know if it's still this way,
26:40
Speaker 11: but I remember it was this way when I was
26:42
Speaker 11: living out there. They would walk around the bar hand
26:46
Speaker 11: you your shot, and then they couldn't hand you the
26:48
Speaker 11: beer until you did your shot. You couldn't have two
26:51
Speaker 11: drinks at once.
26:53
Speaker 2: Oh lord, so you couldn't make a boiler maker.
26:56
Speaker 11: Yeah, oil makers are just flat out out Yep.
27:01
Speaker 2: That's as gay as springtime. I'm sorry, that's as gay
27:08
Speaker 2: as springtime.
27:09
Speaker 11: In Germany, there is no sitting.
27:13
Speaker 15: But okay, leaders in his car going to have a
27:24
Speaker 15: bucket of way.
27:28
Speaker 11: There's not enough Jerry Reid in the world.
27:30
Speaker 2: Oh God, that man was a musical genius. Seriously, I detected. Okay,
27:36
Speaker 2: I'll drive the truck. Somebody get over to the car.
27:39
Speaker 2: He'll be my blocker.
27:40
Speaker 11: There we go. I'll do it in the buggy. You've
27:43
Speaker 11: seen that video. I mean whipping around the corner on
27:45
Speaker 11: my way to the circle. K Smart's flying the.
27:48
Speaker 6: Only which one he is going to be writing the
27:52
Speaker 6: note to send the build a big Enis burdette.
27:59
Speaker 11: Oh, I must be a bitch to find them in
28:02
Speaker 11: a size sixty eight extra fat.
28:03
Speaker 6: And b u r Oh. Hell, I got to go.
28:13
Speaker 11: Diabo sandwich and doctor peppers for everybody.
28:16
Speaker 2: Make it quick. I'm gonna God damn hurry.
28:20
Speaker 6: Junior, you want anything?
28:22
Speaker 12: Hush puppies Daddy for that.
28:30
Speaker 8: My favorite part was how Junior was holding the hat on.
28:34
Speaker 11: Yeah, who's gonna lost my hat?
28:38
Speaker 2: Oh? I was looking at I put them in my
28:40
Speaker 2: queue today. They don't have Smoking the Bandit on on Prime,
28:45
Speaker 2: but they do have Gator and they do have white Lightnings.
28:48
Speaker 2: So I dropped those in my queue because those are
28:50
Speaker 2: ways other than Smoking the Bandit. Those are the two
28:52
Speaker 2: best Burt Reynolds movies. I'm sorry I.
28:55
Speaker 11: Had to buy Hooper Sharky's machine.
29:00
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, I think about the only one that I
29:05
Speaker 8: did not like with strip tease, but he didn't yeah big,
29:10
Speaker 8: you know, he was a secondary right rather than primary one.
29:15
Speaker 2: So uh.
29:21
Speaker 8: Start skeletor. Oh I'm sorry, Demi Moore.
29:26
Speaker 6: Skeletor don't really need hand somebody somebody knows. Yeah, Sharky's machine.
29:34
Speaker 6: Rachel Ward. Yeah, that one scene, one scene, that's all
29:38
Speaker 6: it took. Sold on her forever.
29:41
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's now I'm thinking about Scotch.
29:50
Speaker 2: Okay, me too.
29:53
Speaker 1: I've got a She.
29:55
Speaker 2: Said blended, and I was thinking.
29:58
Speaker 8: Why does it have to be it doesn't do your
30:02
Speaker 8: own thing.
30:03
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't have to be. But if you're going
30:05
Speaker 2: to use blended, the best blended variety of conscious famous
30:09
Speaker 2: grouse become a guy because they use they's McCallen in
30:15
Speaker 2: the blend.
30:16
Speaker 6: I mean you can. Well, okay, that's fair, I was
30:19
Speaker 6: going to say, because I wouldn't. I guess I probably
30:21
Speaker 6: would not put my my McCallen eighteen into a mixed drink.
30:26
Speaker 6: That seems wasteful.
30:27
Speaker 2: But no, but I've still got yaccount. I don't know
30:32
Speaker 2: where in the blend, I don't know.
30:36
Speaker 11: Where I inherited it. From probably some camp out where,
30:38
Speaker 11: you know, because usually I'll bring the liquor cabinet, which
30:41
Speaker 11: is I have a Jaeger mice or ice chest, the
30:43
Speaker 11: kind that you used to be able to do Jaeger shot,
30:45
Speaker 11: you know, chilled Jeger shots from. But the mechanismall Brooks.
30:47
Speaker 11: I just made that my liquor ice chest. And I
30:50
Speaker 11: inherited a three seveny five of cutty sark that has
30:53
Speaker 11: a paper label, paper price tag on it.
30:56
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ damn.
30:58
Speaker 11: And there isn't a barcode. So this tells me that
31:00
Speaker 11: this was in the back of somebody's liquor cabinet since
31:03
Speaker 11: like the eighties. Yes, and it's got to be aged
31:07
Speaker 11: a perfection by now right.
31:08
Speaker 2: It's been con.
31:12
Speaker 8: I'm guessing this is going to be like did anybody
31:15
Speaker 8: see the movie Last Vegas. It's about, believe it or not,
31:23
Speaker 8: it's a bachelor party. Morgan Freeman is in and Kevin Klein,
31:27
Speaker 8: Michael Douglas and Robert Denier and therefore best friends. They've
31:34
Speaker 8: been friends since they were very young, like ten years old.
31:36
Speaker 8: They stole a bottle from the liquor store when they
31:39
Speaker 8: were ten years old. They end up drinking it at
31:41
Speaker 8: the they're now seventy and so they're drinking and they
31:45
Speaker 8: said it's the most disgusting. I got to crushed my
31:50
Speaker 8: teeth and I'm like, yeah, cutty sark, I'm not so
31:53
Speaker 8: sure that it would age all that well. I found
31:56
Speaker 8: several bottle I'm sure it's fine that had the stick
31:59
Speaker 8: the paper sticker on him in the back of my
32:01
Speaker 8: parents' cabinet when I was cleaning it all out after
32:04
Speaker 8: my dad's funeral, and I was like, oh my word.
32:08
Speaker 8: I didn't even speak Spanish when my dad bought this bottle,
32:11
Speaker 8: I mean English. I was like, yep, when you bought
32:14
Speaker 8: that bottle. So all of my sisters they all drew
32:19
Speaker 8: lots to see who would take it. They're not going
32:22
Speaker 8: to drink it, They're just they just want to have it,
32:24
Speaker 8: you know, because of so so. But try it and
32:29
Speaker 8: get back to us, give us an update.
32:32
Speaker 11: Yeah. I was going to put it in some tea
32:36
Speaker 11: when I was out of brandy for a VCP and uh.
32:43
Speaker 2: No, actually it's brandy and your tea is a it is.
32:49
Speaker 8: Oh no. My dad left me the grand Vell brandy
32:52
Speaker 8: from an l Presidente. He left me those because he
32:56
Speaker 8: knew I was the only one that would even touch
32:57
Speaker 8: the brandy. And that's why it work on my tea.
33:02
Speaker 11: There you go as as you should, I guess.
33:07
Speaker 1: So, Hey, we actually have two people watching us from Rumble,
33:09
Speaker 1: so I just want to say hi to our rumble.
33:11
Speaker 6: Hey, rumble, rumble, rumble rumble. We need a harrumph channel
33:18
Speaker 6: so we can have her rumps. I didn't get a
33:25
Speaker 6: har rump from that guy.
33:29
Speaker 1: Because you didn't deserve one.
33:36
Speaker 2: I didn't get a rump, but I got a tells
33:39
Speaker 2: siege tower.
33:46
Speaker 11: Googles it after the show.
33:51
Speaker 2: Oh, she won't have to this.
33:54
Speaker 11: It's actually pretty tame.
33:58
Speaker 1: No, it me outainment. It really was because I expected
34:02
Speaker 1: something slightly worse.
34:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we did it right at the opening glass
34:07
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh my god, do I want to
34:09
Speaker 2: see No, I can't. It's same. It's a.
34:16
Speaker 11: Yeah, considering most of what you find in an urban dictionary.
34:21
Speaker 1: Previously, I've been explained for me.
34:29
Speaker 2: Jesus, Oh god, we need to start doing that.
34:34
Speaker 11: You need to have a ton ton.
34:36
Speaker 1: I do have a question for the guys, Oh okay,
34:39
Speaker 1: and an answer. Let's see if they match.
34:41
Speaker 8: So has anybody thought to actually bring back the babe
34:44
Speaker 8: of the month?
34:47
Speaker 1: Just Cus Uh yeah, it does cross my mind, and
34:54
Speaker 1: then you realize this is the ghost of Chuck Norris
34:56
Speaker 1: holding his head up right now, and nobody got time
34:58
Speaker 1: for that.
35:00
Speaker 6: Well, I've had I've had so many people say yes,
35:03
Speaker 6: I'll do it, and then when it actually comes time,
35:06
Speaker 6: they never actually step up to the point.
35:10
Speaker 13: I didn't mean it.
35:11
Speaker 6: It's because, oh I don't know.
35:15
Speaker 2: I don't guys on there.
35:18
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think that's the problem. I think I
35:22
Speaker 6: think your turn is just fine.
35:25
Speaker 11: Yah.
35:30
Speaker 10: Anyway, I don't want to hear nothing weird.
35:41
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't care about his churn. I just
35:43
Speaker 6: think it's okay. It's a perfect the tallahassee.
35:58
Speaker 1: That the almost version of a on Tya has he No, No,
36:03
Speaker 1: it's the Chattanooga Churn.
36:06
Speaker 2: Yeah a song, dude, I don't know. Is that your film?
36:13
Speaker 1: Wait, remember training Twist because it kind of sounds like
36:16
Speaker 1: we're not on the train with a twist.
36:18
Speaker 6: Yeah, I should have remembered the rock.
36:27
Speaker 2: Chattanooga turn. Well, first thing you can do is you
36:28
Speaker 2: get some thin copper wire and then.
36:32
Speaker 6: You're tired around.
36:33
Speaker 13: Uh no, no no, and then you get some orange
36:40
Speaker 13: more in the way.
36:43
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a text from aggilator.
36:48
Speaker 11: Had some number eight ball bearings.
36:53
Speaker 8: Don't forget the machine oil.
36:55
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but yeah, be sure to prep those ball
36:58
Speaker 2: bearings and some u w D forty.
37:01
Speaker 11: It's because or flakers teak.
37:07
Speaker 2: Wow.
37:08
Speaker 11: Fuck, it got weird.
37:11
Speaker 1: Okay, Winnes, that not what happened.
37:17
Speaker 6: Yeah really, I mean we always get weird on this show.
37:20
Speaker 2: I mean it's good, got weird. Oh the sky is blue?
37:26
Speaker 11: Hello, And usually I'm the one who makes it weird.
37:33
Speaker 8: Well, you did start with the whole churn thing.
37:35
Speaker 11: I well, the Chattanooga turn is me. Now, I'm gonna
37:40
Speaker 11: have to come up with something for that. God damn it,
37:43
Speaker 11: because if I.
37:44
Speaker 1: Don't have enough to do, you need to find once
37:46
Speaker 1: you figure out what it means, you need to find
37:48
Speaker 1: somebody with adding rates to Urban Dictionary somebody.
37:53
Speaker 11: Ah, that's glue. She put in uh flabby spank pistons
37:57
Speaker 11: for me.
37:59
Speaker 2: Oh I.
38:04
Speaker 6: Uh, god initiated there.
38:09
Speaker 1: Never asked a question you don't actually either want or
38:12
Speaker 1: already know the answer to us.
38:15
Speaker 11: I am not initiated now usually Okay, I was using
38:19
Speaker 11: it for a while. If you I haven't used it
38:20
Speaker 11: for a while, I got to bring it back. But uh,
38:23
Speaker 11: you know, when you get some uh hot topic commie
38:27
Speaker 11: acting tough. Yeah, about overthrowing the government or you know,
38:31
Speaker 11: right wingers whatever. And I just say, son, those flabby
38:35
Speaker 11: spank pistons aren't intimidating anyone.
38:37
Speaker 6: Okay, I like it. It's a gauntlett.
38:47
Speaker 11: I expect Uncleaned to use that.
38:48
Speaker 10: One at work.
38:48
Speaker 11: I want to report back.
38:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. I also wanted to say, Son, a bitch couldn't
38:54
Speaker 2: hit the floor if you fell on it. Use that
38:57
Speaker 2: one too. Uh hang on, we got a Gary alert.
39:04
Speaker 2: What are you doing, buddy?
39:06
Speaker 11: It's all good, Thanks Gary.
39:09
Speaker 2: I'm doing a show.
39:10
Speaker 11: If y'all didn't know, Vincent's got a new cat and
39:12
Speaker 11: the house.
39:13
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, new cat. Like on me, Gary, gotta go, brother,
39:20
Speaker 2: there you go.
39:21
Speaker 6: So I'm still dealing with the little kitten orphan.
39:30
Speaker 2: Cats. Man, it's a it's a hell of a gear
39:31
Speaker 2: change from dogs. Seriously, yeah, hell of gear change. I mean,
39:39
Speaker 2: some bitch sleeps ten hours a day, but then he
39:42
Speaker 2: gets up and it's raw unbridled fury for like an
39:48
Speaker 2: hour and a half, two hours, and then he goes back.
39:50
Speaker 2: Sounds like me, it's insaney, Yeah, it's insanity. Yeah, well
39:55
Speaker 2: do you do? Zuomi's around the house.
39:57
Speaker 11: Around the house. No, and a bob cat.
40:00
Speaker 2: Yes, Bob would do that.
40:08
Speaker 8: Same when you come visit me, bring the bobcat.
40:19
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a couple of spots out in the back
40:26
Speaker 2: forty take care.
40:28
Speaker 8: Of No, I'm serious, I have a huge field here.
40:30
Speaker 8: We can do zuomis in the bobcat. I ever done that.
40:39
Speaker 6: I'm using the bobcat.
40:43
Speaker 2: You know what you gotta do is you gotta put
40:44
Speaker 2: two or three people in the boocket of the bobcat
40:46
Speaker 2: and then you have the guy inside three sixty spins
40:50
Speaker 2: and see if you can fling Hi out of know.
40:52
Speaker 11: You're right in front of my Oshahan book.
40:57
Speaker 6: It's just a suggestion, suggestion.
40:59
Speaker 8: Yeah, smart, Yeah, it's like.
41:07
Speaker 2: The Geneva suggests.
41:08
Speaker 16: Right.
41:14
Speaker 2: Nobody pays attention.
41:16
Speaker 11: Come on, it's not a war crime the first time.
41:21
Speaker 2: It's not a war crime. If you enjoyed it.
41:24
Speaker 6: That's basically giving me a pardon.
41:27
Speaker 17: Oh goodness, it's only war crime.
41:37
Speaker 2: If you lose there you go.
41:41
Speaker 6: Famous war crimes.
41:43
Speaker 2: We do, we do, we do?
41:51
Speaker 6: Yeah?
41:52
Speaker 8: Gary h Gary, Gary has the front of the house.
41:59
Speaker 6: You should get another want to name him Ace?
42:12
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna get two more than I'm gonna name
42:14
Speaker 2: Larry and Barry.
42:16
Speaker 8: And if there's a female Mary.
42:23
Speaker 2: No, no, I can't do too all right, we're not
42:26
Speaker 2: going to do three.
42:27
Speaker 11: This one in from Jeff for the Chattanooga Churn. The
42:31
Speaker 11: act the act of aggressively mixing up a relationship right
42:34
Speaker 11: before you leave town, usually involving intense late night drama, makeup, sex, crying,
42:39
Speaker 11: and ghosting the next morning, like a freight train pulling
42:41
Speaker 11: out of the station. It's kind of accurate, coming hot,
42:50
Speaker 11: stir everything up there, just appear down the tracks.
42:54
Speaker 6: You know that boy's talents are vastly underrated.
42:57
Speaker 13: Aren't they.
43:00
Speaker 2: Fits in well with the song Kah.
43:07
Speaker 11: So many a war crime as you're caught.
43:11
Speaker 2: Exactly.
43:14
Speaker 1: I mean, our entire revolution would have been considered a
43:17
Speaker 1: war crime by the Diddy standards.
43:19
Speaker 2: I know not.
43:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only have one question for VC though, Why
43:28
Speaker 1: the hell did you name your cat after SpongeBob Snail?
43:35
Speaker 2: Actually, uh, it was someone else's cat. He's uh, he's
43:40
Speaker 2: two years old and he was living with another family
43:43
Speaker 2: and unfortunately they couldn't keep him. So they came to
43:46
Speaker 2: me and they're like, uh, do you want a cat?
43:48
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, let me see the cat. And then
43:50
Speaker 2: I saw hilmost like, yeah, why did your name is?
43:54
Speaker 10: Gary?
43:54
Speaker 11: Do not use Twitter?
44:01
Speaker 2: I mean he's even got his own profile.
44:05
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. At the end of the day, I
44:06
Speaker 1: guess I need to go follow the fuzzyball heaven.
44:11
Speaker 2: M Yeah, it's like some bitch got one hundred and
44:14
Speaker 2: fifty followers first day. It's like it took me six
44:16
Speaker 2: months to get on right.
44:26
Speaker 6: Bastards, fickle bastards out there rather follow a cat.
44:33
Speaker 1: I mean, half of X is always Jason pussy anyway,
44:38
Speaker 1: drowned in the Katie sauce.
44:45
Speaker 16: He's got a point, I mean, the one under his hat.
44:57
Speaker 1: By the way, that silence you heard that after I
44:59
Speaker 1: made that comment, Aggie turning nee on purple.
45:02
Speaker 6: Yeah pretty much probably yeah, not anymore?
45:09
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she still does. You can tell how her
45:11
Speaker 1: when her voice tone changes.
45:13
Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
45:18
Speaker 6: That sounded like it had a curl in it right there.
45:23
Speaker 6: Maybe yeah, well.
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Speaker 8: Maybe perhaps I'm just a nude. You all know that.
45:34
Speaker 2: I know that.
45:37
Speaker 1: I mean, you read a book about tchup of copper sex.
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Speaker 8: Come on, I don't want to discuss this ever again.
45:46
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, now we now we kind of Oh no,
45:49
Speaker 16: it was.
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Speaker 8: I guess you missed it. Miss it. It was for
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Speaker 8: the Spirited Books Podcast October edition, which was supposed to
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Speaker 8: be it was everything with the theme for the whole
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Speaker 8: month was cryptids.
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Speaker 11: Right, So yep, it was for Juxtober.
46:07
Speaker 8: That was the book that I found because it had Chepacabra.
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Speaker 8: I'm from Puerto Rico. It kind of made sense and
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Speaker 8: I I'm still scrubbing the words from my brain.
46:17
Speaker 2: It was just no.
46:21
Speaker 8: I mean, seriously, these women are insane, right.
46:25
Speaker 2: No, seriously, go on Amazon and look for the dinosaur Erotica.
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, No, that's where I found the damn
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Speaker 8: ccabra book.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's insane.
46:37
Speaker 6: That just that cracks me up. Because the the bus
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Speaker 6: boy at my local cantina his nickname Iscabra.
46:44
Speaker 8: Well, if you all have not looked up the I
46:49
Speaker 8: believe Shoe on Head did a review of Morning Glory
46:53
Speaker 8: Milking Farm, and it was spot on. These women are
46:58
Speaker 8: writing these books. The women that write these books and
47:01
Speaker 8: the women that read them are all of these bunches
47:03
Speaker 8: of feminists who absolutely hate toxic masculinity, but they give
47:06
Speaker 8: the toxic masculinity traits that they amn whore to monsters
47:11
Speaker 8: so then they can feel good. About being turned on.
47:14
Speaker 8: I'm not even joking.
47:16
Speaker 2: This is that's how that's No, you're you're absolutely right.
47:21
Speaker 2: You are absolutely right. That's how it works.
47:23
Speaker 6: How damn sad? Okay, well I'm back.
47:50
Speaker 11: I'm I'm back too.
47:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, something bigged out on my end. It's coming back
47:58
Speaker 1: now though.
47:59
Speaker 11: Okay, no, it was not that explained. That explains the
48:02
Speaker 11: silence when I was casting back to the War of
48:05
Speaker 11: the World's production, when I introduced Aggie to my erotic
48:11
Speaker 11: Sasquatch etchings, and when I invited her up for Sasparilla.
48:19
Speaker 6: Damn, that's kind of forward for a first date. Huh.
48:22
Speaker 11: Well, you know Farman Wilmas, he doesn't miss around.
48:26
Speaker 12: I mean, you know, time to time to plant them seeds, maternives,
48:38
Speaker 12: get rudy begas like this.
48:39
Speaker 6: If you're playing games boy, it's.
48:43
Speaker 2: A glorious tradition. And I love how the posters always
48:46
Speaker 2: have like a turnip if you know where to look.
48:49
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's glorious. Oh but yeah, I'm trying to
48:58
Speaker 2: make flabby spank pistons trend.
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Speaker 11: So adam I.
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Speaker 6: I think for the next Sider commercial we're gonna have
49:06
Speaker 6: to do something in conjunction with farmer, Wilma's.
49:09
Speaker 11: Turnips, okay, turnip cider.
49:15
Speaker 6: I think we can turn up insider.
49:18
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and Aggie's now you've runs.
49:34
Speaker 5: Cheap.
49:34
Speaker 6: A blush meter has hit twelve.
49:39
Speaker 1: Just got her fingers And so when we all dropped down,
49:45
Speaker 1: I think so, but I haven't looked.
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Speaker 2: God, I hope not.
49:51
Speaker 1: Everything's still showing live on my end.
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Speaker 8: No, it looks it's still it's still on.
49:59
Speaker 2: M hmm.
50:00
Speaker 1: No, we will have chat for a second. I'll take
50:02
Speaker 1: a second for all that to spend back up. But
50:04
Speaker 1: we didn't lose the accounts that like we did the
50:07
Speaker 1: other night.
50:07
Speaker 11: So yeah, the other night we were losing the feet
50:11
Speaker 11: every couple of minutes.
50:13
Speaker 1: God, that sounds like my yeah, but I think that
50:15
Speaker 1: was they were doing a bunch of updates with three
50:17
Speaker 1: stream and they haven't done one of those in a minute.
50:20
Speaker 1: But I think this one was just a packet lost hiccup,
50:25
Speaker 1: because it happens when we have a stream running for
50:27
Speaker 1: a while.
50:29
Speaker 11: I'd buy it.
50:29
Speaker 2: Al Gore and Andrew said, no feet is going. It
50:33
Speaker 2: was just quiet.
50:33
Speaker 6: Okay, hey Andrew, where are you? Where are you right now?
50:37
Speaker 6: Where are you working? Buddy?
50:40
Speaker 1: He could tell you. But then he'd have to kill you.
50:42
Speaker 6: Oh stop, he's not that top secret.
50:47
Speaker 2: That you know of. He's exactly what somebody with that
50:52
Speaker 2: kind of clearance wants you to think.
50:54
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm hoping he can drive by through here again
50:59
Speaker 8: so we can tacos.
51:01
Speaker 1: I mean, look, let's not forget. Aggie's dad was a teacher.
51:06
Speaker 6: And yes, the emphasis was teacher in quotations, teacher Cecario.
51:20
Speaker 8: You know he's laughing, right, I know he is laughing,
51:23
Speaker 8: And he said that.
51:24
Speaker 18: Now always in my head, my head, Cannon says that
51:28
Speaker 18: Aggie's dad is gonna look like Bedicio del Toro every
51:31
Speaker 18: time she mean, every time she mentions her dad. That's
51:34
Speaker 18: what I'm going to say.
51:35
Speaker 8: So, actually, if you want to know what my dad
51:38
Speaker 8: looked like, he looked like.
51:42
Speaker 2: Just like he was almost My dad was almost a
51:48
Speaker 2: dead ringer for Desi Ornez.
51:51
Speaker 1: Wow, did he ever walk in and you guys him
51:54
Speaker 1: splaining to do.
51:57
Speaker 2: No, he never did that, but he used to do
51:59
Speaker 2: the thing friends would ask him. He would like swing
52:05
Speaker 2: his head and it was funnier when I was a kid.
52:12
Speaker 8: Now I have my name is Cuban Pete in my head.
52:15
Speaker 6: Now, way to go, way to go, damn it. Now
52:19
Speaker 6: I need a Cuban sandwich.
52:22
Speaker 1: Oh damn, and that actually sounds good. And I already
52:27
Speaker 1: eat dinner too, so I can't eat anything of let's.
52:30
Speaker 2: Cuban with extra pickles. Yeah, I'm there.
52:35
Speaker 11: Cubans and torches. And as I learned from Eureka, a
52:41
Speaker 11: panini press makes a killer case of you.
52:44
Speaker 1: Yes this is true, I've done.
52:46
Speaker 6: Yes, it does, I'm sure. But I just do him
52:48
Speaker 6: on the blackstone.
52:51
Speaker 2: Well, Lottie, extend the pinky. Aren't you fancy?
52:57
Speaker 6: You extend the pinky? It might get chopped off on
52:59
Speaker 6: that blackstone. I got those damn spatulas flipping and twisting.
53:05
Speaker 1: And oh he's he's already all fancy.
53:10
Speaker 11: He's got he's even Hannah's.
53:12
Speaker 6: But I'm sorry, I have what.
53:17
Speaker 1: Cold stones for your scotch? Because you don't.
53:19
Speaker 6: I do have cold stones for my scotch. Yes I
53:22
Speaker 6: did not, because I.
53:26
Speaker 1: Do too. I just have to give him crap over it, min.
53:30
Speaker 8: Are are your stones or are they the stones?
53:35
Speaker 2: Stones?
53:35
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a set of I have steel and
53:38
Speaker 1: I have stones. I usually use the stones because I
53:40
Speaker 1: don't I keep.
53:41
Speaker 6: Them in the freezer.
53:45
Speaker 2: Can I just jump in here and say I was
53:46
Speaker 2: in it sandwich once.
53:49
Speaker 6: You were.
53:51
Speaker 1: That sounds like another urban dictionary entry in.
53:55
Speaker 6: Was this one of those American pie offshoots?
53:58
Speaker 2: Or hey guys, they just get off work?
54:05
Speaker 8: Hey, once up, Andrew, Andrew, I'm working in Indiana day.
54:11
Speaker 19: Indiana here weeks and then if I get out of
54:20
Speaker 19: here in time, I'll be down in Houston.
54:22
Speaker 2: For a week.
54:23
Speaker 8: Houston, are you going to drive through here?
54:26
Speaker 6: A good possibility.
54:30
Speaker 1: Let me know, who have ever seen Aggie type squee
54:36
Speaker 1: on X? You now know what that sounds like?
54:38
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, yeah, I now officially
54:42
Speaker 2: know what squeeze sounds.
54:43
Speaker 11: Like a little more excited. It can only be heard
54:46
Speaker 11: by dogs.
54:50
Speaker 2: That's why I don't bring the grandchildren down there to
54:52
Speaker 2: visit with.
54:53
Speaker 8: Her, because I would probably keep them and they would
54:57
Speaker 8: love to stay here.
54:58
Speaker 2: Let's face it, I'm fun too hot.
55:03
Speaker 1: I don't know she's a foot announce So they might
55:05
Speaker 1: want to have.
55:06
Speaker 8: Air conditioning and a lake.
55:09
Speaker 6: Air conditioning and a lake. Yeah, we have a pool.
55:14
Speaker 6: Have a pond. You do well with the pond.
55:18
Speaker 11: I'd do great in ponds.
55:24
Speaker 6: Oh ship the obscure movie references tonight.
55:28
Speaker 1: I mean you have you and VC and I'm on
55:31
Speaker 1: the same show obscure movie references.
55:34
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we have we have bounced for sure.
55:40
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, And that's okay, of course it is.
55:48
Speaker 6: It's our hour. We'll use it how we damn well.
55:50
Speaker 1: Want you had about four minutes ago?
55:53
Speaker 6: Yeah, damn it, Yeah, damn it. But Dad and Jesus
55:59
Speaker 6: Christ half for a dollar, Yes, I would too, exactly.
56:14
Speaker 2: I'm half tempted to just fire up the Dean Martin
56:16
Speaker 2: Rusts after I get done with this, just ow the boy.
56:20
Speaker 6: Yeah for the ogre too.
56:22
Speaker 2: You know? Oh absolutely, you.
56:25
Speaker 1: Never told us what was what was your podcast background movie?
56:28
Speaker 2: Didn't I? Oh, I'm I just uh dropped season three
56:35
Speaker 2: of Quaro and the episodes are just running. So yeah,
56:40
Speaker 2: you and he was the.
56:47
Speaker 1: All right, well, we are coming to the end of
56:49
Speaker 1: our time together, and we'll take a minute for everybody
56:50
Speaker 1: to get through their spiels. So I'll start with Aggie
56:53
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure she's ready to run after this hour.
56:59
Speaker 13: You can find me, you know that for women too, Yes.
57:09
Speaker 2: Yes, it would shit.
57:11
Speaker 8: Y'all are going to force me to actually ask about this.
57:14
Speaker 11: You don't know that, use your Google.
57:18
Speaker 8: Google whatever. You can find me at Aggie the barkeep
57:24
Speaker 8: you can find me eight thirty pm Eastern Tuesday nights
57:26
Speaker 8: doing the Cocktail Lounge with Brad Slaker. You can find
57:30
Speaker 8: me a thirty pm Eastern Friday nights doing he said.
57:32
Speaker 8: She said with Rick. The second Wednesday of every month,
57:37
Speaker 8: the guys get together right now at eight pm Eastern
57:40
Speaker 8: and I bring the drink of the evening for Toxic Masculinity,
57:43
Speaker 8: and Jeff and I do spirited books on the first
57:46
Speaker 8: Monday of every month at eight thirty pm Eastern.
57:50
Speaker 1: Now you should just run through most of your speel
57:51
Speaker 1: and just say Aggie time and.
57:53
Speaker 2: Then do this.
57:55
Speaker 8: This is the only one that's not a time.
58:01
Speaker 2: Any time?
58:02
Speaker 1: Okay, gee, where can folks find you? Since it's your
58:05
Speaker 1: normal time slot?
58:06
Speaker 6: Anyway, they can find me right here in this time slot.
58:09
Speaker 6: It's my only time slot. And you can find me
58:12
Speaker 6: on Twitter at TCC Underscore Grouci. It is my only
58:16
Speaker 6: social media because I don't give a shit about any
58:20
Speaker 6: of the others.
58:24
Speaker 1: That sounded almost c bungeonly or something VC. Where can
58:28
Speaker 1: folks find you?
58:29
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Yes that be Charles.
58:32
Speaker 2: You can also find me every Sunday evening at six
58:35
Speaker 2: pm Eastern Standard time with Ordi with Jeff and with
58:40
Speaker 2: Janelle Waws on The Vincent Charles Project. You can also
58:43
Speaker 2: find me Tuesday evenings at ten o'clock with You Ordy,
58:47
Speaker 2: Jeff and Delaney on Men Explain Poorly. And you can
58:52
Speaker 2: find me Friday evenings at ten pm on the Curse
58:56
Speaker 2: of Stephan Arrows with Jeff Ordy, Uh, Jennie mac delaney
59:03
Speaker 2: and me. And that's pretty an ep. I'm sorry. Yeah,
59:11
Speaker 2: I'm not as busy as most folks around here.
59:13
Speaker 11: So well, you remember when you only had one show.
59:16
Speaker 1: You're kind of turning into a Howardian training though, so
59:18
Speaker 1: be careful, careful. I'm damp and up next the homish one.
59:23
Speaker 1: Where can folks find you this?
59:26
Speaker 11: You can. You can find me in Tallahassee. Now you
59:31
Speaker 11: can find me. Uh, you can find me on Twitter.
59:34
Speaker 11: Still surprisingly, I know nobody's more surprised than me. You
59:39
Speaker 11: can find me tomorrow night with Brad Schlager on The
59:41
Speaker 11: Culture Shift as we take our deep dive into the
59:43
Speaker 11: business side of the entertainment industry. You can find me
59:46
Speaker 11: Friday night on the Curse of Stephan Arrows with Vincent Charles,
59:51
Speaker 11: Jenny mc delaney, The e P and Jeff is our DM.
59:54
Speaker 11: You can find me Saturday Night with Rick on Juxtaposition
59:57
Speaker 11: as we take our four ray into the Strange and unusual.
1:00:01
Speaker 11: Sunday you can find me on the Vincent Charles Project
1:00:03
Speaker 11: with Vincent Charles, Jeff and Janelle wa Was, And then
1:00:06
Speaker 11: you can find me next Tuesday on mid explained poorly
1:00:09
Speaker 11: with Rick and Jeff and Vincent Charles and Delaney seeing
1:00:15
Speaker 11: a trend in my life.
1:00:16
Speaker 1: All right, So I pretty much do almost all those
1:00:19
Speaker 1: things other than the Rick Robinson Show at noon on Monday,
1:00:22
Speaker 1: Wednesdays and Fridays. But I gotta jump because I'm on
1:00:25
Speaker 1: another show when it's already started. So bye everybody.
1:00:31
Speaker 2: I'm getting one on you.
1:00:34
Speaker 6: Peden to Tallahassee.
1:00:39
Speaker 2: I am.
1:00:40
Speaker 1: So I'm going to figure out a way to write
1:00:42
Speaker 1: that song for the outro for this.
1:00:59
Speaker 6: I got to get way