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Hour 3 - Remember the Titans? · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our number birth three, our number three.
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Speaker 1: Happy Friday to you. It's your friend Ben. Here. The
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Speaker 1: podcast is yours right now on this Friday, the twenty
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Speaker 1: fifth day of April. And so back to the NFL draft,
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Speaker 1: the very top cam Ward was picked. Does cam Ward
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Speaker 1: qualify as a quote exciting close quote number one pick
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Speaker 1: for the Titans. We'll discuss that. Also a lot of
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Speaker 1: chatter that the Giants tried to trade off to get
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Speaker 1: the number one pick. And so the question how does
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Speaker 1: this report about the Giants trying to deal for that
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Speaker 1: top pick and cam Ward sound to you? Got a
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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory I want to share with the class. We'll
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Speaker 1: get to that. And the Giants did make a trade.
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Speaker 1: They traded back into the draft to take Jackson Dart
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Speaker 1: of Old miss What does that trade mean for the Giants.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and much more right now here.
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Speaker 1: It is our and lame jokes, our number three remember
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Speaker 1: the Titans. Yeah, welcome, in the beginning of another hour
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Speaker 1: we'll get back to our roots. The NFL draft in
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Speaker 1: Green Bay, beautiful green So the draft we talked to
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Speaker 1: earlier about Travis Hunter that the big headline is Shredeur
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Speaker 1: Sanders wasn't picked. But there's something very odd that happened.
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Speaker 1: Now For some the NFL draft is just a long,
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Speaker 1: slow moving event where the commissioner sits up there. We
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Speaker 1: didn't sit. He walks up on the stage very dramatically,
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Speaker 1: and it's either he or as underlings, and they walk
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Speaker 1: up to the podium and just read names, which at
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Speaker 1: its essence is what the NFL Draft is now for others,
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Speaker 1: it's a wonderfully crafted TV show that provides chaos and
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Speaker 1: shocking moments and big surprises, the human drama of names
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Speaker 1: being called. Now, there was no surprise at the number one.
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Speaker 1: If you didn't watch it, perhaps not. There's also something
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Speaker 1: else that's a problem here, I'll explain in a minute.
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Speaker 1: But to kick off the twenty twenty five NFL Draft,
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Speaker 1: the Tennessee football team that calls themselves the Titans made
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Speaker 1: their selection. They took Miami quarterback cam Ward with the
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Speaker 1: top pick. He was the first name selected in the
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five draft, cam Ward. So let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question does cam Ward qualify as a quote exciting,
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Speaker 1: exciting selection? Does that count? I mean for the Tennessee Times. Now,
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Speaker 1: I've got Joe Walsh, cigarette lighter, and donk and we
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Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
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Speaker 1: going to saddle up, is what we're going to do. So,
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Speaker 1: first of all, to answer the question, does cam Ward
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Speaker 1: qualify as a quote exciting close quote, top pick in
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Speaker 1: the draft of the Titans. I think by asking the
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Speaker 1: question it is a rhetorical question. The answer is obviously not.
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Speaker 1: This is an unremarkable, unremarkable selection. The fact that it's
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Speaker 1: getting no no buzz and cam Ward doesn't make you tingle.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't. Normally, if you're the top player in the draft,
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Speaker 1: it is knee pad territory. It's slabber, slaber, slabery, slobber. Now,
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Speaker 1: the Titans are hoping that by picking a quarterback in
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Speaker 1: the first round, it'll be different than the previous times.
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Speaker 1: They're hoping the third, the third go round is the charm.
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Speaker 1: This will be the third first round quarterback that has
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Speaker 1: been picked in fifteen drafts. Now, normally you pick a quarterback,
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Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's our guy for ten years. That's
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Speaker 1: our guy for ten years. Not so much now. I
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Speaker 1: don't know anyone that watched cam Ward play at Miami
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Speaker 1: or previously at Washington State who said, man, this guy's
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Speaker 1: got that number one pedigree. He's a prodigy. He was
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Speaker 1: a zero star recruit coming out of high school, so
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Speaker 1: he overcame the odds. Good for him. He's worked himself
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Speaker 1: into what I consider a fair to middling prospect, and
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Speaker 1: a prospect is a suspect and feel proven otherwise. But
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Speaker 1: he's got below average height. That's why he was a
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Speaker 1: zero star recruit by NFL standards. Commonplace you look at
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Speaker 1: his college career, he struggled quite a bit at sack avoidance.
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Speaker 1: In fact, his career pressure rate was over twenty percent.
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Speaker 1: A lot of mistakes, a lot of mistakes. Now, for example,
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Speaker 1: is it true that cam Ward cam Ward has a
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Speaker 1: turnover worthy play rate of three percent? And he had
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Speaker 1: that every season of his career. Now, the most damning
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Speaker 1: thing I could find on cam Ward. He finished his
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Speaker 1: career in turnover worthy play rate with the same number
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Speaker 1: as Will Levis, the Mayo man, Will Levis from Kentucky.
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Speaker 1: How's that working out for the Tennessee Titans. So we
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Speaker 1: can say right now that Tennessee loves stumblebump quarterbacks. They
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Speaker 1: love stumblebump quarterbacks. And cam Ward, even if you think
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Speaker 1: he's got the ability and there are some things that
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Speaker 1: he does well, he is certainly not being set up
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Speaker 1: for success. This old coach from years ago, Bill Walsh,
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Speaker 1: was a legend in his day, and he talked about
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Speaker 1: how it takes a whole community to raise a quarterback properly. Well,
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Speaker 1: you've got a NEPO coach in Calum Hand. You've got
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Speaker 1: Calvin Ridley, who's elite at gambling, Van Jefferson who's a journeyman,
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Speaker 1: and Tyler Lockett, who's washed up. Those are your top receivers.
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Speaker 1: So there's not a lot there there in that case. Now,
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Speaker 1: what are the chances that cam Ward, after I've just
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Speaker 1: buried him, what are the chances that cam Woard becomes
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Speaker 1: a first team All Pro quarterback in the NFL? Now,
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Speaker 1: one point we used to say, what are the odds
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Speaker 1: you become a Pro Bowl quarterback? And then the NFL decided,
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Speaker 1: and really it was the players of the NFL that
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Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl didn't matter anymore, so let's just play
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Speaker 1: tic tac toe. And they got rid of the Pro Bowl.
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Speaker 1: So now it's it's play grab ass on a beach somewhere.
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Speaker 1: So forget that. But what are the chances Camboard becomes
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Speaker 1: a first team All Pro? Because that that still matters,
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Speaker 1: that means something. So I'm going to go, based on
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Speaker 1: a minutes long investigation using malarmath zero zero zero zero
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Speaker 1: zero point one, that the chances of cam Ward becoming
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Speaker 1: a first team All Pro despite being drafted at the
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Speaker 1: very top of the draft. Zero zero zero zero zero
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Speaker 1: point one. That's it now, Warren Moon did not do it.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: Warren Moon was a Hall of Fame player, did not
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Speaker 1: ever become a first team All Pro for the old
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Speaker 1: Houston Oilers Love Me Blue. Steve Air McNair was never
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Speaker 1: a first team All probably won an MVP. The late
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Speaker 1: Steve McNair. The franchise, going back to its roots in Houston,
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Speaker 1: has had one one quarterback reached that mark, and that
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Speaker 1: was in nineteen sixty one, George Blanda, George Blanda, and
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Speaker 1: that was sixty almost sixty five years ago. And he
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Speaker 1: was also a kicker. So the hope, if you're a
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Speaker 1: Tennessee and if you're one of our guys in Nashville
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Speaker 1: where our gals in Nashville, the hope is that cam
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Speaker 1: Ward can turn into a Joe wall Song, just an
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Speaker 1: ordinary average guy. You would take that right now if
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Speaker 1: I say I have this magic bean, and if you
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Speaker 1: eat the magic bean, that cam Ward will turn out
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Speaker 1: to be an average NFL starting quarterback. Now, if you
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Speaker 1: don't take it, maybe cam Ward will turn out to
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Speaker 1: be an All Pro and maybe he won't. Would you
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Speaker 1: take the magic bean if it guaranteed that he would
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Speaker 1: be an ordinary average guy? Not what you normally want
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Speaker 1: from the top pick. Now, that said, it has been
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Speaker 1: a few years since the Titans have actually had an
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Speaker 1: average quarterback, So you can you can win with average.
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Speaker 1: I guess the comp is got. It's gotta be like
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Speaker 1: Jared Goff. Jared Goff was a the number one pick
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Speaker 1: in the draft. He's average. Jared Goff's average. He chokes
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Speaker 1: in big games. He's average, and the Lions think every
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Speaker 1: year they can win because they have Jared Goup. But
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Speaker 1: he's average all right.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 1: Secondly, a lot of chatter, a lot of chat at
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Speaker 1: that the Giants tried to trade up to get that
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Speaker 1: number one pick to draft Miami quarterback. Now, now we
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Speaker 1: are told the Giants offered the number three pick. They're
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty six first round that's right there, twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: six first round pick and other picks to get that
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Speaker 1: top pick. Now, so Tennessee did not obviously complete the deal.
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Speaker 1: They drafted the player. Based on the breathless reporting, it
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Speaker 1: was never going to happen. They were never going to
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Speaker 1: trade that pick. Ever, so, how does this report about
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Speaker 1: the Giants trying to deal up to get that top
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Speaker 1: pick and cam Ward sound to you? So it sounds
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Speaker 1: to me like a cigarette lighter story, meaning that the
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Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans have taken out the cigarette lighter and they're
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Speaker 1: trying to light the gaslight. They're gaslighting everybody, strategically leaking
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Speaker 1: and beellishing the off for cam Ord, looking to boost
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Speaker 1: the hype around a rather bland pick that doesn't get
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Speaker 1: your blood flowing. And if the Giants really made a
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Speaker 1: sweetheart offer to get the player, they would have gotten
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Speaker 1: the player. Like you don't hold on tight to cam Ord.
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Speaker 1: He's a slap hitter. He's not a home run hitter.
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Speaker 1: He's a singles hitter. You don't hit home runs. Maybe
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Speaker 1: he'll turn out to be a doubles hitter and a
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Speaker 1: gap hitter, but right now he's a singles hitter. All
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Speaker 1: right now, final fun. So the Giants said, he said, well,
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Speaker 1: they did make a try bend, that's right. The Giants
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Speaker 1: did end up trading their way back into the first round.
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Speaker 1: They selected old miss and former USC quarterback Jackson Dart
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Speaker 1: with the number twenty five overall pick in last night draft.
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Speaker 1: This after they took the Penn State rusher Abdul Carter
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Speaker 1: at number three overall. Number three, so New York acquired
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Speaker 1: the twenty fifth pick from Houston. I know, mister Irrigation
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Speaker 1: is up in arms over this to secure the quarterback
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Speaker 1: they think is the next big thing. And they sent
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Speaker 1: the Texans a second round pick, the thirty fourth overall pick,
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Speaker 1: and a third round pick as well in next year's draft.
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Speaker 1: So the Texans traded out of the first round and
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Speaker 1: they traded back nine picks and they got an extra
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Speaker 1: third round pick. Not nearly as good as what the
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Speaker 1: Rams did with their trade. So what does the Rams
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Speaker 1: traded to Atlanta? They traded out of the first round
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Speaker 1: as well, So what does the Jackson Dark trade mean
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Speaker 1: for the Giants? So Brian Dable the coach, they wrote ton,
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Speaker 1: I guess you lost weight. He's not fat anymore. But
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Speaker 1: Brian Dable the coach is playing with donkeys. He is
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Speaker 1: playing with donkeys. It's pin the dart on the donkey,
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Speaker 1: not the tail pin. The dart on the donkey is
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Speaker 1: what it is. If I am not mistake, this is
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Speaker 1: a make or break year for Brian Dable and Joe
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Speaker 1: Shane the GM there, and I love the Abdul Carter pick.
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Speaker 1: I think that's a wonderful pick. Great, wonderful all that stuff. However,
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Speaker 1: you drafted and traded up to get this guy, Jackson Dart,
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Speaker 1: and he's a developmental player, and you've got one year
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Speaker 1: left to make make some noise or you're gonzo. That's it.
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Speaker 1: Get out of here, pack your back, get the U haul.
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Speaker 1: And you look at Dart and we saw him play
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Speaker 1: Old Miss played some big games in the Southeastern Conference,
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Speaker 1: you know, last year, and Dart really came up small
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Speaker 1: in a lot of those big games. He's got good accuracy.
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Speaker 1: He's not someone that's considered elite. And here's another player
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Speaker 1: that the argument, much like Shadu Sanders. The argument against
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Speaker 1: Shader Sanders is not only is he a douche, but
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Speaker 1: he was coached up at Colorado, that it was a scheme.
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Speaker 1: He's a he was a scheme player. And that's the
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Speaker 1: same art with this player, Jackson Dart. That the Lane
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Speaker 1: Kiffin Old Miss offense coached him up and that most
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Speaker 1: of the production it was throwing to wide open space
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Speaker 1: or one on one matchups, and it wasn't the type
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Speaker 1: of game that you'll have in the NFL. He also
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Speaker 1: had too many interception worthy throws. Even with that, another
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Speaker 1: guy that has a very high pressure to rate the
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Speaker 1: sack rate last couple of years is not good. And
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Speaker 1: a player that was projected as a mid third round
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Speaker 1: pick goes in the first round and you trade it
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Speaker 1: up to get the player he's projected as a low
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Speaker 1: end starter or a high end backup, and that's the
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Speaker 1: guy that you went out you had to get. What
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Speaker 1: Riddle of the day. Now, if you watched the draft,
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Speaker 1: not gonna do well. Texas offensive tackle University of Texas
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Speaker 1: from Austin. Offensive tackle Kelvin Banks Juniors baby stole the
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Speaker 1: spotlight after he was drafted by the Saints because of blank. Again,
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Speaker 1: I know it's very exciting and later this hour lame
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Speaker 1: the Mallor Riddle of the day. Before we pay off
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Speaker 1: the Mallor Riddle of the day. A couple of things here.
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Speaker 1: We had a fashion faux Paul we need to get to.
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Speaker 1: So Adam Schefter is being called out for his attire
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Speaker 1: at the NFL Draft jefty cheft he had if you're
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Speaker 1: watching the TV broadcast, he had the the suit, but
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Speaker 1: he had underneath he had the the hoodie. He had
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Speaker 1: the so we had a tie. He had the white
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Speaker 1: shirt with the tie, the jacket, the sports coat, but
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Speaker 1: then in between the white shirt and the jacket, he
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Speaker 1: had a hoodie. It was not a good look. It
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Speaker 1: was not I guess this has become Is this apparently trendy?
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Speaker 3: Am?
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Speaker 1: I am? I? I don't know what the trends are?
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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that something that's popular now? That's the
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Speaker 1: first time I've seen of it. I'm told that the
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Speaker 1: former ram offensive lineman who's on Amazon does that. Sometimes
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Speaker 1: I don't know a guy's name, but yeah, okay, did
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Speaker 1: you see this, Lorena? Did you see the outfit?
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Speaker 4: The I'm having Coop pull it up for me.
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Speaker 1: Okay, a question for you, Yes, Loraina, Loraina has a question.
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Speaker 4: Okay, what did you wear to work today?
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Speaker 1: What did I wear to work? I have a I
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Speaker 1: have a a b hat that's my uniform b hat,
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Speaker 1: and then I have kind of a gray like a
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Speaker 1: long sleeve shirt and some pants. That's what I want. Well,
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Speaker 1: you know.
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Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't think this is a bad look for
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Speaker 4: my low iron batties out there who run on the
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Speaker 4: cold side. He looks like he's cozy, he's not sweating,
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Speaker 4: he's not pulling a Gottlieb like.
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Speaker 2: He looks real nice.
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Speaker 4: I think he looks together. It almost looks like one
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Speaker 4: of those fancy people. Like if it didn't have a hood,
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Speaker 4: it would look like one of those sweaters, like a
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Speaker 4: sweater vest.
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if it was a sweater, then it would
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Speaker 1: look good. That's that's the whole point, is that the
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Speaker 1: hood looks ridiculous. Yeah, it's unnecessary unless you're gonna have
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Speaker 1: the hood on. Like if he had done the broadcast
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Speaker 1: with the hood that would have been fun. But he
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Speaker 1: didn't have the hood on. Like if you just hey, everybody,
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Speaker 1: it's Adam Scheffer. I got a hoodie on right now,
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Speaker 1: that would have been fine, but he chose not to
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Speaker 1: do it. Is he is?
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Speaker 2: He is he dressing for a formal event or a workout.
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Speaker 1: It is? It is, And it's also it's it was
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Speaker 1: like fifty degrees or something like that. That's not that bad,
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Speaker 1: right for green Bay color coordinated.
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Speaker 4: It's got the blue on the blue.
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Speaker 1: Eh, not a good look. It's not a good look anyway,
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Speaker 1: whatever fashion faul pot Time Now for the Mallor riddle
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Speaker 1: of the day. Here it is Texas offensive tackle Kelvin
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Speaker 1: Banks Juniors baby stole the spotlight after he was drafted
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Speaker 1: by the Saints because of blank. Because of blank, that
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Speaker 1: is the Malard riddle of the day. What is the answer?
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Speaker 1: Econ Roseville, Minnesota said, because of cowboy boots. Mister Luciano
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Speaker 1: is up late with us? Says the baby was eating
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Speaker 1: gumbo soup. Mallard prop guy says his lebron James Aerosol
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Speaker 1: hair spray began melting and leaking. Is the answer? What
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Speaker 1: do we have? Chris in Kent, Washington said the baby
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Speaker 1: stole the show with his oversize padonka donk okay? What
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Speaker 1: else do we have? The saw man says in Mississippi
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Speaker 1: when he loaded up his diaper is the answer? Scrooge says,
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Speaker 1: because he was a member of the mal Or Militia
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Speaker 1: alf the alien opiner. Because of his mel kiper junior
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Speaker 1: cosplay outfit. Because of the baby tattoos the kid had
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Speaker 1: from ferg Dog. What else do we have here? Page
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Speaker 1: down Milkman Mike and Colorado cheated, got it right? Batch
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Speaker 1: up by the Milkman choice of milk guest by Late
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Speaker 1: night drug tester. Who else do we have look like
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? I think that's enough.
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Speaker 1: Do you have an answer, Lorraine? Yes?
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Speaker 4: I think he saw a show with his impressive calf muscles.
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Speaker 1: Okay, impressive calf muscles incorrect. Texas offensive tackle Kelvin Banks
23:04
Speaker 1: Junior's baby stole the spotlight after he was drafted by
23:09
Speaker 1: the Saints because of vomit. The kid immediately threw up
23:15
Speaker 1: right after his dad had been kicked by the New
23:17
Speaker 1: Orleans Saints. That kid must have watched some Saints games
23:22
Speaker 1: last year. That's why there you go. By the way
23:26
Speaker 1: Josh points out, it was Andrew Whitworth, who is the
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Speaker 1: King of the hoodie on TV. But he's just like
23:33
Speaker 1: a big ugly guy, Andrew Whitworth. When you're a big
23:35
Speaker 1: ugly guy, you can do it like that. You're supposed
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Speaker 1: to do it because those standards, there is a double standard.
23:42
Speaker 1: There's a lot of double standards in life. That's what
23:44
Speaker 1: life is, double standards. All life is double standards. Anyway,
23:48
Speaker 1: let's take some calls. We have lame jokes of the
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Speaker 1: week that'll be coming up a little bit later on
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Speaker 1: this hour Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. Let's
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Speaker 1: say hello to Andre, who's in the Commonwealth.
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Speaker 6: Hello, Andre, welcome, Ill Ben, good morning, Uh, thank you
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Speaker 6: so much for taking the call. Listen, lame jokes.
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Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I don't believe that we have.
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Speaker 6: Every joke on the Malice Ben Mallie Show has to
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Speaker 6: be engaging, insightful, humorous, uproary. So I don't know if
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Speaker 6: that we have laane jokes on this show. I'm gonna
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Speaker 6: have to push back a little bit.
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Speaker 3: On the speaking of.
24:20
Speaker 6: Pushing back, Ben, listen, what happened with this Shador Sanders situation.
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Speaker 6: They had the house decked out, as you're saying, all right,
24:28
Speaker 6: we got legendary all over the place, we got special
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Speaker 6: rooms for this, special rooms for that, you know, and
24:34
Speaker 6: it was, you know, it was a quiet night in Canton, Texas,
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Speaker 6: just to say the least. But the fact of the
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Speaker 6: matter is this from Shador Sanders standpoint, I think this
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Speaker 6: is a blessing in the side.
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Speaker 3: This guy's a great gift.
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Speaker 6: He's not the same as Lamar Jackson, not even close.
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Speaker 6: But the fact of the matter is, I live a
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Speaker 6: bit disrespect, but you got to internalize all the feelings
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Speaker 6: being that player. You know, it's happened before. I'm not
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Speaker 6: saying that's your door, Sanders. These are the same pedigree
25:04
Speaker 6: as and Aaron Rodgers who had to wait, and obviously
25:06
Speaker 6: Lamar Jackson, but it could this could be what he
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Speaker 6: needed to give him that extra fire, motivation, determination so
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Speaker 6: that when he gets from the NFL and it's looking
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Speaker 6: like he's going to be a backup, right okay, so
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Speaker 6: to be able to work his way into possibly into
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Speaker 6: a starting job and to really give himself a shot.
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Speaker 6: So right now, all eyes run him. It's decidedly different
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Speaker 6: than being because I believe he was right up there.
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Speaker 3: With the n I L.
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Speaker 6: You know, bron he had it one year. I think
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Speaker 6: he was, you know, got the most money from n
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Speaker 6: I L of any player in college sports. So he
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Speaker 6: had this, you know, very you know.
25:41
Speaker 3: It was a privileged privilege.
25:43
Speaker 6: Might might might not be the right word, but don't
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Speaker 6: stand I'm saying in terms of his college career, he got,
25:46
Speaker 6: he got, you know, a lot of doors open for him,
25:48
Speaker 6: and then you get to the NFL and he you know,
25:50
Speaker 6: he missed out in the first round. A lot of speculation,
25:53
Speaker 6: a lot of attention is not the kind of attention
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Speaker 6: that you want. But that's what you need, is my point, okay,
25:59
Speaker 6: to to be successful where he's going. I don't know
26:02
Speaker 6: if had he been top pick in starting quarterback, that
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Speaker 6: might not have been the best journey for him, because
26:08
Speaker 6: that's really been his entire life journey up to this point.
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Speaker 6: So before you jump in at your show, of course.
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Speaker 1: Yes, I know we are listening to a live coverage.
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Speaker 1: This is Andre in the Commonwealth providing blow by blow coverage.
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Speaker 1: And I believe you were trying to clean up a mess.
26:24
Speaker 1: There's a spill on Aisle seven, the Shudur Sanders spill
26:27
Speaker 1: on Aisle seven. Bring the mind, and you were trying
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Speaker 1: to facilitate this into a positive not a negative. The
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Speaker 1: fact that two months ago it was like Shoulder Sanders's
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Speaker 1: going to be the number two or number three pick
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Speaker 1: in the draft, and now he wasn't even taken in
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Speaker 1: the first round. And the guy that was picked at
26:46
Speaker 1: the top pick was a zero star recruit out of
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Speaker 1: high school, and the other guy that was picked bounced
26:52
Speaker 1: around college. Of course, Shoulder Sanders bounced around as well,
26:56
Speaker 1: but Jackson Dart was supposed to be a third round
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Speaker 1: pick and was drafted in the first round. That's not
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Speaker 1: that's not a good look. Not good look look.
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Speaker 6: And the Giants they traded up, and a lot of
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Speaker 6: people thought they were trading up. Okay, now it's gonna
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Speaker 6: be Sador's moment.
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Speaker 3: You know that.
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Speaker 1: I'll make it. I'll make a deal with you. I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna make a deal with Deandres because the Cleveland Browns
27:14
Speaker 1: have the first pick today in the second round and
27:16
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of chatter that he'll be
27:17
Speaker 1: picked first or in the top ten in the second round.
27:21
Speaker 1: So if he ends up in Cleveland, then what have
27:23
Speaker 1: you really accomplished? Nothing? Right, You're still going to a
27:26
Speaker 1: terrible team and all that. So we'll see what happens.
27:29
Speaker 1: But if he if he does end up with a
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Speaker 1: team that's perceived to be good, like God forbid, the
27:34
Speaker 1: Rams drafted him or something like that, and they just
27:35
Speaker 1: want to play him as a backup for a couple
27:38
Speaker 1: of years and then plug him in, then we can
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Speaker 1: revisit this. But he's still likely to get drafted by
27:42
Speaker 1: the Saints or the Browns or the Raiders or some
27:45
Speaker 1: terrible team like that.
27:47
Speaker 6: Sure, I don't know, like you know, coming from the Commonwealth,
27:50
Speaker 6: Ben it wasn't it was a good thing that Tom Brady.
27:54
Speaker 6: We're not gonna make a one to one comparison. But
27:56
Speaker 6: he sat for the year and then he developed name one.
27:59
Speaker 6: I don't know if you're saying it is ready to
28:00
Speaker 6: be thrown in the fire from day one, even if
28:03
Speaker 6: he was at first round pick. I think he needs
28:05
Speaker 6: to develop. He needs to go someplace. He needs to
28:07
Speaker 6: get out of the limelight, get better, and get a
28:10
Speaker 6: stump up to being an NFL quarterback visa Vidia the
28:13
Speaker 6: other situation.
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Speaker 3: So I am trying to.
28:15
Speaker 6: Spin it into a positive. I don't want this to
28:17
Speaker 6: be a flame out, disastrous situation where you just go
28:19
Speaker 6: from worse to worse, you know, But Tudor, welcome to
28:22
Speaker 6: the NFL. It's not gonna go how you you want
28:24
Speaker 6: it to be. But take that, use that and to
28:28
Speaker 6: be successful. Rather than getting into the hole back and forth,
28:31
Speaker 6: hit for stats. That's not going to serve him well.
28:34
Speaker 6: It turns me. Well, I'm throwed to be on the
28:35
Speaker 6: mallin Melitiais show. It's vacation, so Ben, I'm still gonna
28:40
Speaker 6: be here when you get back for the next week.
28:41
Speaker 6: Not as much, but we're gonna be. We're gonna be
28:43
Speaker 6: checking to get that mount in my mouth.
28:44
Speaker 1: All right? We all week, all week with Andre. Thank you, Andre,
28:50
Speaker 1: will is sleeping. Let's say hello to Tony in La.
28:55
Speaker 1: What's going on Tony in La? Welcome hey, Ben.
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Speaker 5: I heard that this has been a pad or for
29:00
Speaker 5: the Giants to recruit Old Miss players because it's either
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Speaker 5: the owner's daughter or the general manager's daughters like alumni
29:07
Speaker 5: booster for Old Miss. And if Dark needs Kiffin's scheme,
29:12
Speaker 5: then they're trying to recruit Kiffin to get this their
29:14
Speaker 5: coaching bringing Kiffin, It's obvious they want to know.
29:17
Speaker 1: I like that. That's good. That's good. That's a good conspiracy.
29:20
Speaker 1: So Lane Kiffen, who failed with the Raiders years ago,
29:25
Speaker 1: next head coach of the Giants, lay, I like that,
29:28
Speaker 1: Tony good thing.
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Speaker 5: One more thing, whoever wants your door, they're going to
29:32
Speaker 5: have to offer Deonn a job. That's why they're they're
29:36
Speaker 5: got to wait for somebody's willing to give see Deon
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Speaker 5: Sanders a job.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see all right. Good the little nuggets
29:42
Speaker 1: from Tony, Tony the nuggets man, Thank you, Tony. Let's
29:45
Speaker 1: go to Blind Scott, who's striking against the show on
29:49
Speaker 1: the North end of Boston.
29:51
Speaker 3: The strike's over.
29:52
Speaker 1: The strike strike. It was a one day strike. Why
29:55
Speaker 1: is it over?
29:56
Speaker 7: Content because people were contacted me. They were confused about
29:59
Speaker 7: what the stri I was about. I just I guess
30:01
Speaker 7: it failed.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
30:03
Speaker 1: And you don't give me you you were you were
30:05
Speaker 1: striking because of Mike the Leprechaun.
30:07
Speaker 7: I was told people people got my personal phone number,
30:11
Speaker 7: which is no big deal. You can get off the
30:12
Speaker 7: internet and call him anytime if anybody wants to. And
30:14
Speaker 7: they were confused what the strike was about, and you
30:16
Speaker 7: wouldn't let me list my demand. So I'm just moving on, dude.
30:19
Speaker 3: Less.
30:20
Speaker 1: Let's because you kept saying strike, strike, strike, strike, strike,
30:25
Speaker 1: strike me. That was terrible radio, that was it was.
30:30
Speaker 7: Manwell told me it didn't come off the air good.
30:32
Speaker 3: But they said the.
30:33
Speaker 7: Reaction you had after was gold, so it was still
30:35
Speaker 7: pretty decent. You know that guy Andre teaches at my
30:38
Speaker 7: high school that I went to. He actually lives in
30:41
Speaker 7: my hometown. He's mentioned on there, so me and him
30:43
Speaker 7: have a personal connection. I'm not allowed to go down
30:46
Speaker 7: there because of the police force down there. There was
30:49
Speaker 7: some problems with me during COVID.
30:51
Speaker 1: Well, they point you're you're back calling the show Blinds
30:55
Speaker 1: guy Supermarcus Steve though, has to write a formal letter
30:58
Speaker 1: or he's not allowed back.
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Speaker 3: Okay, No, he's well, here's.
31:02
Speaker 1: No, he's part of the strike. Well, when you strike,
31:07
Speaker 1: I don't have to let you back in.
31:09
Speaker 7: You know that Robbie. I made up with Robbie. Overall,
31:12
Speaker 7: there's stuff. You know, me and Robbie, we're friends, you know.
31:14
Speaker 7: I'm I'm I'm not closing on the people here that
31:18
Speaker 7: didn't like me in a long time. I'm winning a
31:20
Speaker 7: bass Ben, I'm bass with the militia, you know, I'm
31:23
Speaker 7: a Ben Mallard Flower.
31:25
Speaker 3: Though.
31:25
Speaker 7: I think the whole militia thing it's like a white
31:28
Speaker 7: person's gang. I thought, you know what I mean. I mean,
31:31
Speaker 7: I think it's not like you guys use but I
31:33
Speaker 7: don't want.
31:34
Speaker 1: You've been part of the militia for twenty years and
31:36
Speaker 1: now you're complaining.
31:38
Speaker 7: Well, no, I am like, I want to be a
31:39
Speaker 7: Ben Mallard flower.
31:40
Speaker 1: What are we supposed to call a Mallard foul? What
31:44
Speaker 1: are you calling a man flower?
31:46
Speaker 3: Power?
31:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm doing sports talk. Dude, I can't do
31:50
Speaker 1: a flower. What are you gonna be? The pussy willow flower?
31:52
Speaker 1: Is that what you want to be?
31:53
Speaker 7: It's okay, dude. You know I'm a celebrity. They got
31:55
Speaker 7: a photo of me in the police station this state.
31:57
Speaker 1: This is it's called a mugshot. It's called the mugshot.
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Speaker 1: Not a celebrity.
32:01
Speaker 7: That saved my life. So here's the thing. That guy
32:04
Speaker 7: didn't really save my life. He just got hit by
32:06
Speaker 7: car and I was on the sidewalk and then all
32:07
Speaker 7: the news came and I went.
32:09
Speaker 3: He saved the life.
32:10
Speaker 7: And Steve Johns used to say, one more thing, dude,
32:18
Speaker 7: we're going to set up this venue for the mall
32:20
Speaker 7: and meet and greet in August. We're looking for a
32:22
Speaker 7: bar to host it. Bostfully.
32:25
Speaker 1: Yes, yes if I if we do, they pick up
32:27
Speaker 1: the TV show, I will be in Boston. In audist
32:30
Speaker 1: Alf if he would help get a billboard going, He goes,
32:32
Speaker 1: this is what Alf said.
32:33
Speaker 7: This is why you can't depend on these clowns. He goes,
32:36
Speaker 7: I think you would be really good at getting that
32:38
Speaker 7: billboard going okay, all right, all.
32:40
Speaker 1: Right, are you guys? Don't need to fight? We love
32:42
Speaker 1: Alf and I almost met Alf last year, but the
32:44
Speaker 1: weather was terrible. It was raining and he couldn't make it.
32:46
Speaker 5: They don't want any to Boston.
32:48
Speaker 1: I know I'll go out to them. I'm supposed to. Actually,
32:51
Speaker 1: one of the things we were talking about doing in
32:53
Speaker 1: honor of mass.
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Speaker 7: Week after from Western mass like even to like, I
32:58
Speaker 7: live in Boston, Dude, you don't live any.
33:00
Speaker 1: I put him on a listen all right, listen. One
33:03
Speaker 1: of the things in honor of the late Masshole Mickey.
33:06
Speaker 1: We love Masshole. Mickey passed away last year, died in
33:08
Speaker 1: a car accident he had. He had planned on having
33:11
Speaker 1: me go to a Woo Socks game, and I'm planning
33:14
Speaker 1: I would like to do that in his memory. That's
33:16
Speaker 1: one of the things he wanted me to do. And
33:18
Speaker 1: so I hopefully can do that if the schedule and you.
33:21
Speaker 4: Know, I get emotional.
33:23
Speaker 1: That is so sweet. Yeah, No, he was really cool.
33:26
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I know a guy, and I want
33:27
Speaker 1: you to be here. Be great. You have a lot
33:29
Speaker 1: of fans out here in western mass I've never never
33:32
Speaker 1: been out that way. And my grandfather actually fun Fact
33:35
Speaker 1: from Springfield, the Mass my mom's dad from.
33:39
Speaker 2: The fun Fact.
33:42
Speaker 1: Anyway, we will press on and on and on and
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33:50
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33:52
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33:54
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33:55
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33:59
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35:43
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35:46
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Speaker 7: I love you Dad, make me last.
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Speaker 3: All right? I love how weed man. It's not even
35:55
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Speaker 3: the shoke. It's my segment. I want my airtime. Is
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Speaker 7: Yeah, get me out of this apartment.
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Speaker 3: I hate this guy next to.
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Speaker 4: Me, completely unfazed.
36:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear you. Hi, hey, weed man, I didn't
36:14
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36:22
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36:26
Speaker 5: Where's she?
36:28
Speaker 3: You already talk to the bar anyway? Or think of
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36:48
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36:55
Speaker 3: That's that's in Austin? Who said that one in? Thank you?
37:02
Speaker 3: What is Lizzo's favorite type of fox? What the lunch fox?
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Speaker 2: Come on?
37:08
Speaker 3: We did, of course, Surf the comedian who sent that
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Speaker 3: one in? What's brown, white, red and yellow? Wow? What
37:19
Speaker 3: Lizzo and a seagull fighting over a French fry in
37:23
Speaker 3: a McDonald's parking lot by listener manny A, thank you,
37:31
Speaker 3: manny A, appreciate that. Did you know that Lizzo loves
37:35
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37:39
Speaker 3: about that? Wow? Yeah? Yeah, she had some frigles, a
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Speaker 3: double cheeseburger, a triple deckor sandwich, and one honey bun, Surfer,
37:54
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37:56
Speaker 3: We've been not for a long time. I know you
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38:04
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38:09
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38:12
Speaker 3: That's a fuzz. These are lame jokes, Actual lame jokes
38:19
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38:21
Speaker 3: from Drew in Minnesota. Why is Lizzo in fast with
38:25
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38:30
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38:39
Speaker 3: very important? What band does Lizzo credit for her recent
38:42
Speaker 3: weight loss? What a gastric band job? Chip in Maine
38:51
Speaker 3: set that one in? What is weed Man's favorite cartoon character?
38:56
Speaker 3: Who Toothlet from How to Train Your Dragon? That's how
39:05
Speaker 3: does how does weed Man get around Miami? How he bombs?
39:11
Speaker 3: Rides is what he does? He bombs in Minnesota? What
39:19
Speaker 3: is weed Man's gender identity? What your gender? Foolish is
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Speaker 3: what you are?
39:26
Speaker 5: That said.
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Speaker 3: Minnesota. We Man's roommate has issued a rebuttal to his accusations.
39:34
Speaker 3: To hear about that weak man? No what yeah, the roommate.
39:37
Speaker 3: The roommate said, he's not my roommate. He's some guy
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Speaker 3: who wandered in off the street and will not leave
39:45
Speaker 3: the show. We Men? Why Why shouldn't you be all
39:53
Speaker 3: about work, weed Man? Why? Because you're a pool? That's
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Speaker 3: all right? Last one? Why is Shannon sharp upstack with
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40:08
Speaker 3: as the last player to play both guys? A